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Speaker 1: Question for you is how often do you shave your

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Speaker 2: I never fool of shave it like bald.

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Speaker 3: No trim, trim, trim, Umm.

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Speaker 2: When ever, I'm feeling tasty.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Mattie Jay. This

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Speaker 1: is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 1: it is the bad. And if you've come wanting any advice,

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Speaker 1: don't do it.

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Speaker 2: Don't do it. Stop right now. It's about how often

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Speaker 2: to shave your pubic hairs?

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Speaker 1: Well, how how often do you? On average? Do you think?

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Speaker 1: How often are we?

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Speaker 3: It's sporadic. I'm a sporadic shaver. I don't have like

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Speaker 3: a set routine. I'm finding that body maintenance is becoming

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Speaker 3: harder and harder. It's like I've got to do one

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Speaker 3: thing a week. If I do it all at once,

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Speaker 3: then I've got to do it all again at once.

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Speaker 3: You've got to stagger it out.

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Speaker 1: What else is in your maintenance routine?

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Speaker 2: Facial shave, trim of the mustache.

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Speaker 3: My fingernails grow incredibly fast, like I'm cutting them once

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Speaker 3: a week.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a second trimmer for your face?

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Speaker 2: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good, okay, great?

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Speaker 2: I like the smell.

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Speaker 1: God, this morning. I need a little trim ashes coming over.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, I gonna look good for ash

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Speaker 1: and I was running a little bit of head of schedule,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, well, whilst I'm here, I'm in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. It's been a long time since I've shaved downstairs.

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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, it's getting pretty bad. It's pretty

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Speaker 1: out of control. And then just hey, I was like,

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Speaker 2: You've done the whole bit hair.

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Speaker 1: And then I was in a selfish wink. I didn't

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Speaker 1: intend for this chat to get weirdly actual.

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Speaker 2: I do that. I can do that. I can turn

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Speaker 2: anything into that.

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Speaker 1: You're very good at it.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, very good at it, so she said, before

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Speaker 3: we do continue, of course we are drinking a We're

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Speaker 3: back to the old Pacific or pack al Pacific al

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Speaker 3: by stone and wood, lovely floral turns. I would say,

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Speaker 3: Matt that the Pacific it's one of those beers that

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Speaker 3: you can introduce to those people that don't really like

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Speaker 3: beers that much because of it's floral, fruity aromas and

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Speaker 3: oh mate, it's just the mouth feeling it.

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Speaker 1: Laura is a funny one when it comes to beer.

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Speaker 1: There's only like certain times, certain days of the month

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Speaker 1: where Laura is like, I feel like a beer. I

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Speaker 1: then she'll be like, do you know what I feel

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Speaker 2: It's a bit like my mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird. Like on a Sunday afternoon, Laura all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden will just be like, get me a beer.

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Speaker 1: Where's the Stone and Wood? And this is the one

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Speaker 1: that she likes. This is the pacific Ale is a favor.

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Speaker 3: And I don't blame because it is they say, easy,

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Speaker 2: This is the go to.

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Speaker 1: This is the beer that puts Donne Wood on the

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Speaker 1: map and was the first s pacific Al on the

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Speaker 1: a pioneer, if you will, ash yes, and of course

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Speaker 1: cheers to that, and.

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Speaker 3: Thanks to Stone for making this episode possible. D Lightful,

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Speaker 3: what's news, Matt?

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Speaker 1: Just battling illness in my family.

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Speaker 3: I haven't seen you in a couple of days. It

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Speaker 3: feels like you're always battling illness in this house.

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Speaker 2: Why would you say that you were sick the other day?

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Speaker 2: Was I yes, it was sick. This time, it goes

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Speaker 2: around in circles. It was Laura.

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Speaker 1: Laura was sick. It was it was the burn the.

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Speaker 2: Queen has fallen. That's right.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it was a food poisoning. Could

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Speaker 2: Not quite sure. Ash give me the symptoms.

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Speaker 1: She feelt a bit queasy, although it's hard because she

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Speaker 3: She's always just a bit queasy dairy. Usually it's probably undiagnosed.

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Speaker 2: Iba, it probably is.

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Speaker 1: You're not wrong, And I swear it was only like

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Speaker 2: It's great for your abs.

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Speaker 1: I absolutely hate vomiting. Anyways, Laura was feeling queezy. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if I'm going to vomit.

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Speaker 2: Just make you want to feel like vomiting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt.

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Speaker 2: Fine, and then I was like, am I sick? Do

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Speaker 1: Anyway? That night she got up, went to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: it happened a couple of times.

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Speaker 2: What about the squirts, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, squirts too, both ends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was coming out.

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Speaker 1: It was messy.

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Speaker 2: It was not good.

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Speaker 1: So it's a nightmare. And also you don't mate it

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Speaker 1: even worse. Had a green curry? Oh I had a

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Speaker 1: green curry for dinner. Yeah, so like spicy coconuty mills.

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Speaker 2: Really, all the things have been concocted here. It's one

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Speaker 2: really bad storm. Yeah, spewish.

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Speaker 1: And then I was also like, it's a fucking matter

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Speaker 2: And the kids, the kids.

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Speaker 1: I was also looking at the kids being like, you

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Speaker 2: It's just a waiting game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, Dad, what's wrong? And I was like,

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Speaker 3: Bary belly, isn't it. It's just a matter of time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was trying to be positive.

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Speaker 2: Do you just stay away from her? Well?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, so the next day she stayed at home,

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Speaker 1: she didn't go to work. She was in recovery mode.

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Speaker 1: And then I think it takes more than twenty four

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Speaker 2: She's very weak, very weak.

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Speaker 1: Ah yeah, she was the shell of her former self.

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Speaker 2: Unless you're like properly hydrated.

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Speaker 1: She was slightly yellowish as well.

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Speaker 2: She was that unwell. She was, and she smelled anything else.

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Speaker 1: Smell was indescribable.

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Speaker 2: I could smell it downstairs.

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Speaker 1: And then she was on the couch and she's like,

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Speaker 1: cann She's like, are you going to kiss me or not?

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Speaker 1: I was like what fuck?

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Speaker 2: No, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: And she's like, you've just given me no love?

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Speaker 3: Oh my?

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Speaker 2: What is she serious?

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Speaker 1: If ever there was a time for no affection, it's

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Speaker 1: right now. This is a game of survival.

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Speaker 2: It's just going to transmit whatever it is like immediately. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: don't fucking drag me down with you.

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Speaker 3: Then what, I'm going to be sick and you're going

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Speaker 3: to be like bye, I'm going to go to work.

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Speaker 1: It's like if you were hanging from a crevass, right,

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Speaker 1: and Laura was dangling beneath me and she was attached

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Speaker 1: to me with a rope. I was prepared to cut her, okay.

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Speaker 2: Save me? No?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I was like, there is no benefit and

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: It's like with the Titanic, rose on the door, yes,

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Speaker 3: and Jack sings that.

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Speaker 1: Don't ruin the moon in case I've not seen it.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't seen Titanic, people are like, oh, come on,

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Speaker 3: I've been waiting for that exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, save one. Don't both go down anyway. So I

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Speaker 1: was like, you're not getting any affection, please, And I

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Speaker 1: was like, is this Laura talking or the virus because

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Speaker 1: you love me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was like, you've taken over right now. Anyways, we had.

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Speaker 2: Sex and I was sick for days afterwards. No, I'm

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Speaker 2: still touch wood.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're in that like a couple of days either

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Speaker 2: Is it still lingering? Did you change your sheet? I know?

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Speaker 1: Well, the next night I ended up sleeping in Lola's bed.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ground floor of the bunk beds.

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Speaker 1: Ground floor bunk bed with Lola. Oh, first time I've

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Speaker 3: She allowed you in?

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Speaker 2: She allowed me in?

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Speaker 1: She didn't well, she was a little bit like, what

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Speaker 2: If you get up on that top with Marley, look for.

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Speaker 1: It sounds I've been up there a few times. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: there and it's like, yeah, it's like a ship that's

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Speaker 1: just creaking. And I also I feel bad because Lola's underneath.

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Speaker 2: Imagine yeah, and it would be squashed Lola. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I don't normally got their ground floors where I'm at,

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Speaker 2: I can't She's the queen of gas. I can't pick it.

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Speaker 1: I slept and she said hold my foot, so I

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Speaker 1: she goes too much. One foot is under the blanket

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Speaker 1: the blanket. I'm just like on eggshells, being like.

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Speaker 2: It's like a game of twist or whatever. Right foot rent.

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Speaker 1: Very uncomfortable. I finally get to a point where she's happy,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like on my tippy toes like upside down,

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Speaker 2: We got there.

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Speaker 1: In the end, terrible night's sleep for me.

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Speaker 2: It was not good. So you're back. You're back in

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Speaker 1: So far dodged the gashtro So far, so far, so good.

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Speaker 3: Well for me, Matt, I'm a little bit tired too,

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Speaker 3: not from illness, I would say last night I was

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Speaker 3: he's still in nappies at night, we're trying to get

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Speaker 3: So we go into the bathroom do a wee, and

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Speaker 2: So then when he does we it gets absorbed.

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Speaker 1: He must have so like if he has the willy

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Speaker 2: And that's exactly what happened.

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Speaker 3: So he's woken up in the middle of the night

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Speaker 3: This by myself, I don't ever thought it was an

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Speaker 1: It's big brownie points.

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Speaker 2: Just now down the office doating.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, this morning, when April was quiet, I've never been

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Speaker 1: Did she start accusing?

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Speaker 3: She started asking me a million questions like I was like,

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Speaker 3: Well because I did take the kids to the city

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Speaker 2: Now they have. They're exactly the same kids as they

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Speaker 1: But we went to the aquarium, the one in uh

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Speaker 2: Life. If you will, I will see life. They've got

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Speaker 3: Lots of penguin shit, lots of penguin shit, especially when

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Speaker 3: I feel like I saw one starfish get prodded by

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Speaker 1: They might be into it. The starfish might be like,

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Speaker 3: Lots of grubby mits on these poor stuff, and I

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Speaker 2: But there's one kid.

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Speaker 3: So it's chest high, but there's a step for the kids.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, well the security doing there's no security.

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Speaker 3: Parents are meant to be pulling their kids. Both parents

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Speaker 1: Any starfish survive, no confirmed kills. I feel like starfish,

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Speaker 1: I think I feel like there's a quota if they can,

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Speaker 2: Hey don't grow on trees in the ocean. How do

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Speaker 3: Well, actually, the stars a line anyway, So this kid

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Speaker 3: if you've seen it, you line up.

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Speaker 2: There's six to a car.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do that.

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Speaker 2: The line was huge.

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Speaker 3: This is my point, and I want to get your

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Speaker 3: We didn't line up because I thought two little kids don't.

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Speaker 2: And I thought it might just.

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Speaker 3: Be him, and he's a little kid. That's fine to me.

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Speaker 3: There was him and seven other people that now were

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Speaker 2: At the front of the line.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you get what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: I do understand now the people that ask because six

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Speaker 1: So just to confirm you've got one person in line

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Speaker 3: And those seven got to enjoy the rest of the

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Speaker 2: I'm just waited an hour Dog Act Dog Act or okay.

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Speaker 1: It's it's a tricky one because I've actually been in

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Speaker 3: But with seven people five oh, unintentional.

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Speaker 1: Unintentional. It was at a restaurant. We had to line

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Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? Like how many years are

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Speaker 2: For me.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't in the line, so I just observed it.

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Speaker 3: That's all I do, is I observe.

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Speaker 1: I'm all for queuing.

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Speaker 2: Think of it like this.

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Speaker 3: You're taking your day out to take your kids to

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Speaker 3: You're not having a really good time. You're enthusiastically pretending

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Speaker 2: Don't pretend like you don't love the jugongs. I let

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Speaker 2: a fish like my dicknote.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't be surprised if you did.

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Speaker 2: It was a guppy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's not on.

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Speaker 2: I think it's not I don't think you should the.

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 1: I think if you are going to jump in and

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Speaker 1: meet someone who's been queuing, I think it has to

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Speaker 3: I think past the immediate family it's not on. So

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Speaker 3: But for us, we didn't as a family stand in

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Speaker 1: When did you become such a cute vigilante just lately? Wow,

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Speaker 1: two days ago, you were fucking getting grinded. My gears,

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Speaker 1: you were getting old. You know you're getting old when

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Speaker 3: I didn't have a go I'm well I am now

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Speaker 3: publicly I'm much bigger for it.

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Speaker 1: No, I think it's great. I think it's great. I

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Speaker 1: think you're like at the stage of life. Now where

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Speaker 1: you'll start to you'll start to write angry notes on

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Speaker 2: That's where you're going to become really into politics.

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Speaker 1: That's where that's where you're headed. You're about to When

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Speaker 1: did you last make a noise complaint for a neighbor?

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Speaker 2: I made a noise complaint. Oh, ten years ago. Actually

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Speaker 2: it was ten years ago.

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Speaker 1: Don't pretend like it wasn't last week. Hey, should we

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Speaker 1: talk about a topic that we've all come really to

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Speaker 1: hear about.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the Party of the.

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Speaker 3: Century, absolute Party of the century, the part the one

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Speaker 3: party of century.

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Speaker 2: The poor kid gets.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say, I do want to say up front,

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Speaker 1: you did a really fantastic job.

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Speaker 3: Let's see, let's hear your thoughts on the whole party.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you the listeners what they want.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll talk about ash as a swan because what

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Speaker 1: I saw was beautiful, elegant. I'll do know the under

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00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:03,800
Speaker 1: the surface. The legs were running frantically because I woke

446
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 1: up on Saturday morning and it wasn't good.

447
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,440
Speaker 2: It was the weather was horrible, was pouring down.

448
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,919
Speaker 1: I've not seen rain like that in all my life.

449
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,919
Speaker 2: Do you know who we have to blame for that.

450
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,080
Speaker 2: The Facebook group.

451
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:20,480
Speaker 3: I said, everyone pray for good weather. Obviously no one

452
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,639
Speaker 3: did because it was horrific.

453
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:26,160
Speaker 1: Could anyone write back to that post? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

454
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,440
Speaker 1: but not enough, not enough.

455
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:27,760
Speaker 2: No.

456
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,840
Speaker 1: So if you're listening and you're not in the Facebook group,

457
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,400
Speaker 1: shame on. You just ruined a young man's birthday.

458
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't really, we adjusted contingency. When did you

459
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:39,960
Speaker 3: make the call to change venues? Because hey, changing venues

460
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 3: on the day it's no easy task. So I have

461
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 3: been working tirelessly for this party. I have been organizing tirelessly.

462
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,720
Speaker 3: No help from my wife, April. She's done nothing but.

463
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,520
Speaker 2: Worry, barely lifted a finger. She just worried all week

464
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,680
Speaker 2: about the weather.

465
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 3: And it's funny because she was like last week she

466
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 3: was all about manifestation, and she was like, if you.

467
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,119
Speaker 2: Say it, it'll happen.

468
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,120
Speaker 3: That's her thing, right, you just let's just go back

469
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:08,919
Speaker 3: to Tuesday last week. Everyone what I recall And she's like,

470
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,439
Speaker 3: I've written a new manifestation on the whiteboard in the

471
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 3: living room.

472
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,760
Speaker 2: If you speak it, it'll happen, or some shit like

473
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,679
Speaker 2: that I can't remember.

474
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 3: And she was like, so it's going to be a

475
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 3: beautiful day on Saturday.

476
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,160
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's the spirit.

477
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,439
Speaker 3: I don't believe anything, but I was like, I know

478
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,880
Speaker 3: what's good for me, and that's to go along with it.

479
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,639
Speaker 3: And then Wednesday comes along and she's on every weather

480
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 3: app and she's like.

481
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:36,440
Speaker 2: It's going to be fucked. It's gonna be fucked. The

482
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 2: weekend's gonna be fucked. Everything's going to be fucked. And

483
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 2: I was like, what happened to your manifestation? Up it?

484
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 2: You can't tell me it's going to be.

485
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,240
Speaker 1: We need to stay stroy.

486
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,400
Speaker 2: She was like, we need to have a backup in case. Yeah.

487
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 2: I'm like in case what She's like, it's going to rain,

488
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 2: It's fucked.

489
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 1: But also you don't want to I remember when Marley

490
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,119
Speaker 1: had her birthday, similar scenario where I woke up and

491
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,760
Speaker 1: I was like, this is a disaster and Nry was like,

492
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 1: but why it's my birthday? Why is it a disasked

493
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,879
Speaker 1: and You're like, shit, yeah, we've got to keep it,

494
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 1: keep it positive in front.

495
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 2: Of the kids.

496
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 3: But I was like, you've written it on the board,

497
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 3: you're trying to manifest and here you are talking about

498
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 3: a contingency plan.

499
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 1: Manifestation has just giving you the finger right now.

500
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, So every day I was like, I we'll leave

501
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 3: it till tomorrow and then if it's still because you

502
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 3: know how the weather app can change. It's all a

503
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,679
Speaker 3: forecast and forecast his garbage, except on this occasion just

504
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,199
Speaker 3: happened to me.

505
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 2: On the day it was clearing up. I had been

506
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 2: in touch with the venue being like.

507
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 1: Hey, I thought you're going to say you've been in

508
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 1: touch with like Department of me. Here's the radar, correct,

509
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:42,679
Speaker 1: who is this?

510
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 3: I was in touch with the venue being like, look,

511
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 3: in case it's going to rain, I've got like thirty

512
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 3: kids lined up, I'm going.

513
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 2: To have to cancel. They were like, yeah, that's cool,

514
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 2: no way, we understand.

515
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: I do have to ask the question. You couldn't bring

516
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: it indoors in the original venue.

517
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 3: Nah, because there was no the playgrounds outside, And they

518
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 3: were like, if it's raining, we have to for insurances

519
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 3: close the playground and it's obviously they're not don't want

520
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 3: to be liable for anything that happens. And on the day,

521
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 3: so we're anxiously waiting and then we were leaving the

522
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 3: house a little bit early because everyone was just set

523
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 3: up and the.

524
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 2: Sun was out and I was like, it was peep

525
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 2: at it. Well, I'm not going to say it was out.

526
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 2: That was a lie.

527
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 3: It was peeping through. And I'm like, this is perfect,

528
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 3: It's going to be fine.

529
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,919
Speaker 1: We're good people. We deserve this. Yeah, we've done the

530
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: right thing. We're being rewarded with all the manifestation all week.

531
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

532
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 3: Do you remember what time you received the text message

533
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 3: at the venue had changed.

534
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 2: I think it was like two thirty and the party was.

535
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 3: At three o'clock. Yeah, that's when we decided to change

536
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 3: the venue. Half hour out, we're actually driving there, halfway

537
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 3: up the Wacers Parkway, which is a well known road

538
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 3: on all the beaches of Sydney for those listening aren't

539
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:54,120
Speaker 3: from Sydney. And we were halfway up and it pissed down,

540
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 3: and I think April and I were just waiting for

541
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 3: the other person to say we should change it. And

542
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 3: I was like, let's change it.

543
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: Oscar in the car. Everyone's in the car. What's Oscar saying?

544
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: He was like, what's happening? And I just pulled over.

545
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 3: We just did the big group messages and and I

546
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 3: messaged the venue saying we're gonna have to cancel because

547
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 3: of the rain. They were fine with it, so that's cool.

548
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 3: But yeah, Oscar was like, what's happening? And I said, look,

549
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 3: we're just going to ask everyone to go to a

550
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 3: different place, which is the pit Water RSL, which they

551
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 3: have an indoor playground, knowing full well that that's where

552
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 3: everyone's going to be today it's raining. It's one of

553
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 3: the only places it's right now. Our house is great,

554
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 3: but you don't need a book, so we made that.

555
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: Pittwater RSL was like the Noah's Ark of birthday party venues.

556
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: Everyone else is gentlemen.

557
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 3: We got there and I was like I was, I

558
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 3: wasn't very hopeful. Got the car park was packed and

559
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 3: it usually isn't. I was like, oh fuck, but at

560
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 3: bad time. It's right at the back end of lunch.

561
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 3: And then we went I went inside, went up says,

562
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 3: went to where the indoor playground is and the place

563
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 3: was shockers. There was a fourth birthday there. They could

564
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 3: see the Big four balloon, but they had the whole

565
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 3: area and it was like family friends.

566
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 2: It was overkill if you ask me. And I was like, fuck,

567
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 2: what are we going to do?

568
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 3: And it's adjoining to a restaurant and I saw the manager.

569
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 3: I've seen him a few times because I lived down

570
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 3: the road. I go there every now and then, which

571
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 3: is I just recognized him and I've spoken to him

572
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 3: before when we've had dinner there before, and he's a really.

573
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: Let's be honest, you a big deal these days, mate, Yeah,

574
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: let's be completely honest.

575
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a huge deal with people water. And I

576
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 3: was like, hey, you're a contingency plan. We can't fit

577
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 3: out there. Can we have some of the tables in

578
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 3: the restaurant and he was like, you can have this

579
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 3: whole section. He was like, look, the kitchen usually closes

580
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 3: at three, we're going to keep it open for you.

581
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh fuck. He was really accommodating.

582
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 2: But she wasn't. The manager of the cafe. She was like, yeah,

583
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 2: but we have to reset, and he was like, don't

584
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 2: listen to her. It's all good.

585
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 3: When we can move you into where the kids playground

586
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 3: is because we need to reset for dinner service, We'll just.

587
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 2: Let you know. It's fine. It's not a big deal anyway.

588
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 3: So we've set up there. Turnout it was such a

589
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 3: horrible day. It was nice and warm, the kids took

590
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 3: off into the playground, and then we had that and

591
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 3: another whole section that we'd moved the past of the

592
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 3: parcel and everything too, which was like barren as it was,

593
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 3: and everyone could it was actually worked.

594
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 2: Out so much better. It was perfect. That was so accommodating.

595
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 3: And then closer to the end, he come, we need

596
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 3: to just set for dinner service and people were starting

597
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 3: to leave anyway, and at.

598
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: That point you grabbed him and said, don't fucking tell

599
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: me what to do.

600
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 2: We at that point and grabbed him. I kissed him

601
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 2: on the mouth and I said, you've saved us, like

602
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 2: he was some sort of hero.

603
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: What was his name.

604
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 2: I'm calling him fat Pete because you know Pete from

605
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 2: the cafe.

606
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 3: He looks like a fat VERSI him. Then we got

607
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 3: he got a fat pie. But look, if he is listening,

608
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 3: you're not fat, you're burly. And thank you. But also

609
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,719
Speaker 3: we did so we had past the parcel, which April

610
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 3: stayed up the night before, and because she.

611
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 1: Pre I did wonder because I can, I just say,

612
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: it's not often, not often you see passed the parcel.

613
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: Often you have the pinata past the parcel gets neglected.

614
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 3: Does and it shall be neglected from here on out

615
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 3: because April, the amount of complainings. You did well wrapping

616
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 3: that thing up. I was like, I'll take over. She's like,

617
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 3: you don't have the patience to this.

618
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's keep checking the weather maps.

619
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 2: I' you're on weather.

620
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 3: Get out there with the rain radarm outside, pep, just

621
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 3: check out the cloud.

622
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 2: But she wrapped. She preempted how many kids And there

623
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 2: was a lot of kids there. There was like thirty kids.

624
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 3: So she's layered thirty layers of this thing. By that,

625
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 3: she's used all the crypt Christmas wrappings she use, all

626
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 3: the birthday wrappings, she used, all the makes.

627
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: Now I got early on set up right.

628
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: Around the house that.

629
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,199
Speaker 3: Is now like she's got twos. So I'm doing the

630
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 3: past the part. I got to the point where I

631
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 3: was just like the next kid, rip it open, the

632
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 3: most kid.

633
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: The hard thing was you had a little portable speaker

634
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: to play the music for anyone who doesn't know how

635
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: past the parcel works. You play the music, you stop

636
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: the music. Whoever's holding the parcel unwraps it beautiful.

637
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone could have explained that better than you.

638
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, flawless there may be a few people out

639
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: there who haven't been a birthday parties.

640
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 2: Now you know, now they've pictured it. But the issue.

641
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: Issue was the speaker was very soft.

642
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we had to get the who was like,

643
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 3: who's got the newest iPhone?

644
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 2: Pete to the rescue.

645
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: It was just like you guys are just putting out

646
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: fires left, right and center. Although there was an issue

647
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: with past the parcel was this is me not putting

648
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: the finger like. There were a couple of kids who

649
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: didn't get an item to unwrap. They didn't get a turn.

650
00:28:59,320 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 2: Didn't they.

651
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of kids.

652
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 2: I don't know. I ended up just giving everyone something.

653
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: You walked off and started singing Happy Birthday, and there

654
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: were like three kids. They were like it was a

655
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: kind of chocolate and a race car.

656
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 2: Oh well there was some laying around. They could have

657
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 2: picked it up and got on.

658
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think after once the cake was dished out,

659
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: shut them up.

660
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 3: And that's the thing. The cake, well, what a massive cake.

661
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 3: It was bigger than my wedding cake. So we got

662
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 3: it from a place called Kake Me Up in Narrabeen,

663
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 3: which thanks to the listeners I put the call out.

664
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Speaker 3: They said try this place. Keeping in mind I did

665
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 3: zero research. That's how lazy I am, and I'm just

666
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 3: like out there and someone was like, where's the closest cake?

667
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 2: And it was great. It was very very good.

668
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 3: And then yeah, everyone packed up and I went home

669
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 3: with a car full of presents and Oscar is very happy,

670
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 3: went off to bed.

671
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 2: Success.

672
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: Did he like my present?

673
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, that's I've got to grow up with you

674
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 3: on that. What do you mean beautiful threads? Got some

675
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 3: new clothes.

676
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 2: But I've noticed that you've tried to dress my child

677
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 2: like you. It's a jumper's a T shirt. It's very nice.

678
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 2: It's very nice.

679
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 3: Also a certain style, very like it's a stripe jumper,

680
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 3: very yachtsman, very like I've just got off my boat

681
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 3: sort of style. He looks cute in it, but I've

682
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 3: noticed it's not something that I would usually wear. And

683
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 3: I usually dress Oscar on things that I would usually

684
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 3: wear sort of thing.

685
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: And then it's a jumper.

686
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got that, well, very beautiful, very nice, probably

687
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 3: the most expensive jumper he has.

688
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 2: It's gonna be honest.

689
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 3: And I was like to Ape, like, it's nice, but

690
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 3: have you noticed something. She's like, Yeah, it's sort of

691
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 3: something Matt would wear.

692
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: It's because I wear a lot of navy.

693
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very navy.

694
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 3: It's very much like drake the sweater over your shoulders

695
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 3: instead of wear it.

696
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: It's a blue and white stripe jumper.

697
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 3: You know what, I'll get some photos, will put it

698
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 3: out on the Facebook group of what he usually wears

699
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 3: and how Matt would dress much eye.

700
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 2: He's just like, I just really want a boy.

701
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 3: I really want him to be Boos and I've already

702
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 3: sent us like the thing to change his name.

703
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: I do want to know if you picked up on

704
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: something though, regarding the gift and let me I'm sure

705
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: you didn't read the card.

706
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: I haven't read the card now.

707
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: I didn't think he would, which is why I took

708
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: a photo.

709
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: Who read it?

710
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: And maybe Oscar read it, but he can't read, okay.

711
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: Marley is very excited about making cards. She loves it.

712
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: She loves it.

713
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 2: Maybe I have read it.

714
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: And the morning of you know, you always leave the

715
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: card to like last minute in the car. We had

716
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: to get out the door and I was like, come on, Marley,

717
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: write the card. Here's what you have to say. Because

718
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: she's like what should I write? So I wrote it

719
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: out for her to then copy in the card. So

720
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: this is the card that we gave Oscar.

721
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 2: A lot of backwards letters there. Yeah, she's good though,

722
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 2: she's got such good she good. Now I'm looking at it.

723
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 2: You really fudged that up.

724
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 3: You've written that out and pretended to be your daughter,

725
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 3: haven't you guilty?

726
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 2: It's good.

727
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 3: We got a card from my nan and she's just

728
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 3: put a big lipstick mark on it.

729
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: Oh, like a big kiss. If I did that to

730
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: be weird, Oscar again, this guy again. Mary wouldn't write

731
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: the fucking card.

732
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 3: Dear Oscar Johnson. Oh wait, happy birthday. A lot of

733
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 3: backwards letters.

734
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: I can't wait to have you on the yacht.

735
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 3: We can't wait to have you on they this summer.

736
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 3: We're yearning to have you on the.

737
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 2: Very good. Thank you for coming. It's a long way

738
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 2: for you to come in the rain.

739
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: Molly wouldn't so annoying. I was like, write the card

740
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: and she's like, nah, I'm over it. I was like shit,

741
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: So I did my had a couple of beers and

742
00:32:59,280 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: write the car myself.

743
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

744
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: Nice shows, but it was I had a lot of fun.

745
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: Your friend's family all very lovely.

746
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were stokes of celebrity. Was there me? Look

747
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 2: about me.

748
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: Sister for the first time. Yeah, gorgeous family.

749
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, sure, very sure.

750
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: When's the next party?

751
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: Five more years? Yeah?

752
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 3: That was something I don't want to do every year

753
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 3: for Oscar. He can plan his next one.

754
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 2: It's a lot. It's a lot.

755
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: It's a lot, but well done. You should be very

756
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: proud of yourself.

757
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 3: Thank you. I definitely put up a good fight. I

758
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 3: would say I just got a shitload of fucking presents.

759
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 3: So thank you everyone that did come, thank everyone that

760
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 3: got him something. Thank you to everyone that sent messages.

761
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 3: Yeh appreciate it, and so does Oscar so in April

762
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 3: and may see, he has no idea. I appreciate it.

763
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 3: Actually I got one more. I got one more gripe

764
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 3: with you. You did promise something.

765
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: I think it's all we have time for regarding birthday chat.

766
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 2: It's around. There was no eagle se eagle mascot.

767
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.

768
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 3: Look, I wasn't overly hopeful, but I was thinking maybe

769
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 3: he would just pull through.

770
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 2: It reminds me of.

771
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 3: That time that you disappointed me when we got caught

772
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 3: up to do karaoke on a cruise ship and I

773
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 3: jumped up and did the karaoke and someone refused.

774
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 2: That's how disappointed I.

775
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: Will, Okay, But in this case, I didn't refuse to

776
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: try and get the costume. I messaged Manly Seagles many

777
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: times on Instagram.

778
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 3: You said to me, come to me, only come to

779
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 3: me with solutions, and you could bring me zero solutions.

780
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: I apologized. There was no mascot, there was no eagle.

781
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: It was unfortunate. I think Oscar if he had seen

782
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: me in a costume, he wouldn't have enjoyed it.

783
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 2: He would have scared the shit out of him. Yeah,

784
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 2: he would not have.

785
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: So really, I did you a favor.

786
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 3: No let us slide, because it would have It would

787
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 3: have petrified him.

788
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 2: He's very easily.

789
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: Stuffed, even me saying high fire, but he was like, oh.

790
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 2: Don't hit me anyway.

791
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 3: On that note, man, let's do our favorite segment, which

792
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 3: is petty couples. Petty couple, Welcome down the street, petty couple.

793
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: They like me, couple. I love you, but I'm in.

794
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 3: No one can push me quite like you. This is

795
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 3: strange because this one's actually from a man, and usually

796
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 3: we get it from the wife doing something petty because

797
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 3: the man's useless.

798
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 2: I'm ready for this one.

799
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 3: What this one's Remarkalessause my wife refuses to put the

800
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 3: empty toilet rolls in the bin and instead leaves them

801
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 3: on the bathroom floor.

802
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 2: She knows it annoys me and suggests I put them

803
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 2: in the bin myself. It bothers me so much.

804
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 3: Oh my blood is boiling at this. Instead, I saved

805
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 3: them up and every once in a while I'll hide

806
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 3: them all.

807
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 2: Under a pillow for fine.

808
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 1: Just that is fucking great. Laura is the biggest culprit

809
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: of that. Just yeah, she never, just never, She'll put

810
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: the toilet roll on top of the empty one, the

811
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: one that's finished, so not even like put it back

812
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: onto the hook. She just places it on top of

813
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: rests on there. So if you want to get toilet

814
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: paper out, you've got to do it like manually.

815
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 2: I'm Laura in at home, surprise me.

816
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 3: But I have a separate bathroom because that stank which

817
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 3: I use the one in the bedroom.

818
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 2: April's got the main one.

819
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: I thought, because if you do that one, then you're

820
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: stinking up the bedroom.

821
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 2: Don't nah.

822
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 3: No, the one I use is the older facilities. She

823
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 3: likes the newer bathroom and that's fine with me. I

824
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 3: just stank. I'll the old one, but I leave them

825
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 3: on the floor. Yeah, that's a good rebuttal. That's a

826
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 3: great what do you got?

827
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 2: Okay?

828
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: This one is from Hanny. Interesting, Hey, Hanney. She says,

829
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: we live on a remote cattle station in the nt

830
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 1: I didn't know they had internet in the NTA.

831
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 2: I didn't know they had phones or anything. Joking.

832
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: The nearest shop is two hours away.

833
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 2: What fuck? She says.

834
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm a stay at home mum. I'm a stay at

835
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: home man. Sorry, honey, Sorry, sorry, sorry. She says she

836
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: often does her partner's washing given the rule empty your

837
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: pockets first, as she's sick of picking out the pocket remains.

838
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: Usually it's paper, receipts, et cetera. I appreciate, it's very frustrating.

839
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: No one wants that. To my disgust. My partner has

840
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: recently picked up smoking. It pisses me off. So I

841
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: put the packet of cigarettes in his work pockets and

842
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: wash them on purpose, knowing you can't go to the

843
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 1: shop for a few days, sometimes weeks. Let's just remind

844
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: the listeners the shops are two hours away. I'll then

845
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: be like, oh, you didn't empty your pockets, so they've

846
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: gone through the wash. Will they teach them to empty

847
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: his pockets or quick smoking? Maybe Bo who knows this

848
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: petty partner will soon find out, Oh I can't, Honey,

849
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 1: well done.

850
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 2: But you got to ruin your washing machine with all

851
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 2: that nine.

852
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: The washing machine?

853
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 2: Who's got a smoking? Addition, Now.

854
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: We have a third voice joining us for the end

855
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: of this podcast. This is a segment that we've tweaked

856
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: a little bit. We always have the listener questions. We

857
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 1: have tweaked it.

858
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: What are we calling it?

859
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: Ask Ellie? Huh, Yes, that is the third voice you

860
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 1: are now hearing. It is my mum, Ellie Johnson, who

861
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: lives with us, and in order to pay her keep,

862
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: she is now appearing on the pod every now and

863
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: then once in a while, and we will call that

864
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: even you don't have to pay rent anymore, Ellie, just

865
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: be on the pod.

866
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 2: Okay, So nice to get a grandmother's perspective on parenting questions.

867
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 5: You expecting words of wisdom, Nollie.

868
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: Okay, we have two listener questions that have been submitted

869
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: for yourself.

870
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: And get them wrong.

871
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: I will ask the first one. Ash will ask the

872
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: second one. Then you may leave quietly.

873
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 5: Can I undo the rubes?

874
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 1: Don't touch the handcuffs, Ellie. The first question is, and

875
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: for those of you who are not familiar, my mum

876
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: is eighty three.

877
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: I we keep adding before we do continue.

878
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 3: If you do want to ask Elliet question, just send

879
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 3: us a DM or an email.

880
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: At Hello at two Doting Dads dot dot com. Ellie,

881
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: the first question is when you look at modern technology,

882
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: things like electricity.

883
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 4: It's all the motor vehicle. Sorry, everything is called a

884
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 4: microwave heats up things instantly.

885
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: But when you look at I am sorry, I'm sorry.

886
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to take some respect.

887
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 5: The micro waves were new and I was had little ones.

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Speaker 2: It was And what about electricity.

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Speaker 5: No, we did have that.

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Speaker 1: When you look as modern products baby related products, is

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Speaker 1: there any in particular that you think, gosh, I wish

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Speaker 1: I had that when I was a young parent.

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Speaker 5: The one thing that I think would have been wonderful

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Speaker 5: was not technology. I suppose it is technology, it's the phone.

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Speaker 5: But delivery of groceries to the door. How good? Now?

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Speaker 5: That does take me back, boys to a story.

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Speaker 2: When we used to grow our own projects.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I was pregnant with you, Matt. Kate was

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Speaker 5: about nine months Adam was about two and a half.

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Speaker 5: Went to the grocery store, had a trolley. Kate was

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Speaker 5: sitting in the top of the trolley. I was looking

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Speaker 5: at the shelves, and then there was this all mighty

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Speaker 5: crash because Adam somehow had got to the side of

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Speaker 5: the trolley and pulled the whole thing down.

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Speaker 2: Kate was in the trolley.

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Speaker 5: Kate was in the trolley. She seemed to be okay.

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Speaker 5: Obviously she was crying. Adam was crying. There was a

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Speaker 5: whole load of eggs smashed all over the floor. There

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Speaker 5: was a packet of flour on the floor, of course

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Speaker 5: there was. And I remember just surveying the damage. I

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Speaker 5: picked up the two kids, walked out the store, got

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Speaker 5: back in the car and just went home. And I

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Speaker 5: didn't buy anything that day.

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Speaker 3: So you've got eggs, you got flower you throw some

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Speaker 3: breadcrumbs in there, and you've got a couple.

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Speaker 5: Of so I do remember that. And it was tough

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Speaker 5: delivery delivery. Groceries would be and Uber eats food, would.

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Speaker 2: That be pre prepared meals that delivered to your door? Yes,

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Speaker 2: it is very good.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes when I'm coming home from the daycare run and

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Speaker 1: I realized that we've got like no fruit, no milk, you.

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Speaker 5: Can just order it like that.

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Speaker 3: I've got a really hard hitting question for you, what

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Speaker 3: do you think is the hardest part of being a grandparent.

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Speaker 5: There are many good points about being a grandparent, such

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Speaker 5: a joyful just I mean, there's twofold watching the gorgeous

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Speaker 5: little kids growing up and developing, but also seeing you

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Speaker 5: as parents and taking great pride in the fact that

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Speaker 5: you are just wonderful parents.

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Speaker 2: But what are you laughing?

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Speaker 5: But but not not to do with you as a parent,

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Speaker 5: but to do with it's kind of inescapable. But it's

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Speaker 5: the fear. So you have fear because there's five more

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Speaker 5: people to worry about in a world that's scary, and

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Speaker 5: probably the world isn't any more scary than it was

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Speaker 5: when you were little. But you just love them so

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Speaker 5: much and you don't want harm to come to them,

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Speaker 5: and so you've got to try and not get too

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Speaker 5: worked up about what might happen. Just enjoy the day.

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Speaker 5: But when I look after the kids, there's always that

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Speaker 5: element of please not on my watch. I don't want

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Speaker 5: anything to go wrong. So you've got to overcome that

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Speaker 5: and just enjoy and do some adventurous things you have to.

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Speaker 5: But it's the fear.

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Speaker 1: The other day when we're walking back to my sister's

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Speaker 1: house and there was I want to say, like three

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Speaker 1: or four hundred meters to get from where we were

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Speaker 1: to my sister's house. You could go left or you

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Speaker 1: could go right, and the adults went left, went right.

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Speaker 1: When I say the kids there were five six seven

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Speaker 1: year old no roads to cross, no roads to cross. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but the look on your face when my sister was like,

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Speaker 1: that's all right, we'll just meet them a home, and

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Speaker 1: I saw you were like.

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Speaker 5: And I was, I was actually going to go with them,

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Speaker 5: should I? Then Kate said no, no, no, they're fine.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure? The path just splits It.

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Speaker 5: Was like a big square. So we went one way,

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Speaker 5: they went the other, and they were fine, but.

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Speaker 1: Still found George.

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Speaker 3: That's a good answer, I mean, I suppose, Like I mean,

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Speaker 3: parents always talk about like when they grow older, they

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Speaker 3: you know, you never stop worrying.

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Speaker 2: As a parent, never stopped worrying, and I was a grandparent.

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Speaker 2: It's like you've got a whole new set of things

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Speaker 2: to worry about.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but you mustn't let that detract from the joy.

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Speaker 2: Can't live can you?

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Speaker 5: You can't live your life in fear. No, I did

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Speaker 5: try putting them all in wardrobes and locking them away.

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Speaker 3: Well, thank you Ellie, and again, if you've got a

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Speaker 3: question for Ellie, you can send that to two Dads

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Speaker 3: DMS or hello at two doing Dads dot com.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thanks guys, and that we will get out of here.

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Speaker 1: it with any Mom's going for seven a sweet. She's

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Speaker 1: absolutely demolishing that stone and wood.

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Speaker 5: This is actually a good beer.

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Speaker 2: On stone Wood. If you want to win a case

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Speaker 2: of Stonewood this week.

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Speaker 1: Don't forget Ellie. You should know this, should know you

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Speaker 1: are on social media. You can do a story of

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Speaker 1: you listening to yourself with ask Ellie and she's already

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Speaker 1: confused that all you have to do is tag two

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Speaker 1: tag stone would follow both accounts. We will pick someone

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Speaker 1: anyone who you think will enjoy having a laugh. And

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Speaker 1: some words of wisdom from Ellie Johnson.

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Speaker 5: Leave a review and give us five starts.

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Speaker 1: She's a natural. If not for me to Ash, do

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Speaker 1: it for Ellie and we have time for We'll see

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Speaker 1: you guys next week.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Bye bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 3: peoples today.

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