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Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: As we head into the long weekend and the Grand Final.

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Speaker 1: Back next hour, we are live for a very special

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Speaker 1: sporting occasion. Athletes are warming up right now. That's what

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Speaker 1: we're looking at. Athletes, legends about to be crowned, Legends

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Speaker 1: who win five thousand dollars. How many cars do they

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Speaker 1: think they can kick the footy over so far? Eleven

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Speaker 1: cars and these aren't just normal height cars, Jack, what

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Speaker 1: can you see? You're stood midway down the length of

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Speaker 1: about twenty five cars, like the wacky races, all kinds

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Speaker 1: of sizes and shapes it is.

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Speaker 2: It's an impressive lineup. I've stood now in front of

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Speaker 2: a police cruiser classic American, looks like what the Blues

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Speaker 2: Brothers drove. Actually, it's got its police lights on. There's

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Speaker 2: a couple of tip trucks, there's a Bobcat, there's a

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Speaker 2: nineteen twenty five hot rod almost one hundred years old,

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Speaker 2: and all the way at the end of their line,

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Speaker 2: we've got a cherry picker forty meters.

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Speaker 1: In the air. And I'll tell you what is also

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Speaker 1: really impressive is the run up today is through uh fifteen.

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Speaker 1: What could I call them? Jack? Potholes? Potholes with rainwater

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Speaker 1: and mud. Now we did this on purpose. This was

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Speaker 1: beautifully tarm out. We've dug that up. We've stripped it

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Speaker 1: back to give it more of a rustic field today,

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Speaker 1: to recreate what people are going to be doing on Saturday,

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Speaker 1: Jack as they do kick to kicking car parks out

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Speaker 1: of the roads and in your suburbs. That's right. It's

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Speaker 1: never easy for them, it's not. That's right. So the

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Speaker 1: first person kicking today is our producer Rio, a Swaney's fan.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna be the first person kicking. He reckon. He

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Speaker 1: would do fifty easily. He's set in the standard today.

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Speaker 1: Let's see what Let's play vipers walkout music? First of all,

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Speaker 1: have we got vipers music? That'd be a no okay,

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Speaker 1: let's not worried about that. Uh Rio, good luck? Are

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Speaker 1: you ready? I'm ready. I'm gonna smoke it all right,

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Speaker 1: Let's give him a round of applause. Boo Himo, no no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I told you boo him. Rio, Off you go. He's

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Speaker 1: coming up with the kick off the right boot.

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Speaker 2: He sent it sailing. Oh no, he's into the bowling row.

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Speaker 1: He followed it to the left.

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Speaker 2: Jack, he's in the bowling green.

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Speaker 1: How many cars did even so kind of along the side.

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Speaker 2: Of it would have been a gray one. He went

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Speaker 2: to probably twelve thirteen cars down, but it wasn't straight.

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Speaker 1: It was over to the left. It was a hopeless kick.

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Speaker 1: You I like that so much talk. There's so much talk.

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Speaker 1: He really didn't deliver. Go and call off, Go and

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Speaker 1: call off. He's in a terrible foul move. Now you

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Speaker 1: hate to see it with a young lad like that.

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Speaker 2: He whispered in my ear during that song. He's like,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna smoke these suckers. So it's so good to

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Speaker 2: see him. Why do we think of that?

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Speaker 1: Rubbish? Rubbish? Okay? Oh, right now we're down to the

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Speaker 1: top three kickers. One of these kickers is winning five

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars in cash. Good luck off. He goes, sir,

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Speaker 1: good luck, walks up, tense, nervous and light jog places

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Speaker 1: it kicks it. Oh no, it's on the tramline.

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Speaker 2: It's on the tram line.

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Speaker 3: The first one is a kicker on the tram line.

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Speaker 3: Is that a problem? Do we need to call someone?

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Speaker 1: We can't. It's there's a showing on the tram line. Delays. Now, Patsy,

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Speaker 1: update the travel news. If you're coming through middle bar

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Speaker 1: shut the line. What does he do now? I guess

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Speaker 1: he's the squalliful do you know what? Thank you sir,

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Speaker 1: you balanced out Rio's mounts to take out an old

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Speaker 1: timer to the left, landing on the ball screen. Now

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Speaker 1: we're on the tram truck. I'm now starting to think

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Speaker 1: this was not one of my best ideas. All right, Stewie,

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Speaker 1: here is the CEO taking my mim it's Stewie. Stue

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Speaker 1: is the CEO of car Park Australia. If this is

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Speaker 1: your work, you should be ashamed of yourself. Getna tarmac

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Speaker 1: here over the weekend, Stuart good luck. Let's see what

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Speaker 1: Stuart can do.

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Speaker 2: Stu taking his time. It's a real Ben Brown run up.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's got his full stud. He's gone back to

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Speaker 2: his run up. Kicking off the left. It's sailing. It's

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Speaker 2: a big kick. He has missed all the cars.

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Speaker 1: Slightly to the right. It all comes down now to Paul,

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Speaker 1: and this is fitting. Paul is in the jumper, an

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Speaker 1: old classic jumper. Paul good luck. It's all down to you.

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Speaker 1: How do you think you're gonna do. I just gonna

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Speaker 1: hit a car, hopefully kick it straight, kick it straight,

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Speaker 1: win five thousand dollars. Good luck, Off you go, Paul.

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Speaker 2: He's in the blues gear of course, Paddy crips winning

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Speaker 2: the brown Low over the weekend, kicking off the right boot.

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Speaker 2: He said it along straight, truck landed in the timp truck.

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Speaker 1: Paul, Oh my.

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Speaker 3: God, you're the winner. You won five thousand dollars, fifth

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Speaker 3: fifteen cars. He sets a new records rio. Take a

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Speaker 3: good look at it. That's a winner. Wow, Paul, well done.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Five thousand dollars in cash?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go to Thailand. Now we're going. Let's go

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Speaker 1: straight to the airport. We're going this morning. Yes, straight

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Speaker 1: to the airport. Get pulled around the blouse. He's just

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Speaker 1: won five thousand dollars in cash. Well done, mate, that

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Speaker 1: was an amazing ki genuinely.

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Speaker 2: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Let me describe the scene right now. And we're two

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Speaker 1: lovely lads, Tom and Brad. These are upset, heartbroken, crushed

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Speaker 1: pies fans. And just during that song when I said

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Speaker 1: to lads, how you can have a chat with us

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Speaker 1: on the radio for a couple of seconds. Their mum

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Speaker 1: lent over and went, don't be a dicked. I thought

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Speaker 1: she was talking to me. There is a parenting book

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Speaker 1: that needs to be written called don't be a dicket.

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Speaker 1: I actually stopped talking. What your mum is hot? Is

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Speaker 1: she always like that? Yeah? Yeah, she is terrifying. No

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Speaker 1: one likes a dick. Just remember that note swearing? What

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Speaker 1: are you too? Normally like your cheeky little chipmunks? He's

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Speaker 1: the worst. Brad's the worst. So how old are you?

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Speaker 1: Let me guess? Twenty two, three seventy three, and how

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Speaker 1: old are you? All right? And a tough loss at

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Speaker 1: the weekend? What a great season though for the Pies.

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Speaker 1: And so will you be cheering on the Swans? Rio

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Speaker 1: a producer here, he's a big Swaneys fan. Will you be

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Speaker 1: cheering on the Swan this weekend? That's a good joke?

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Speaker 1: Nah cats, this is tough crowd. And will you be

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Speaker 1: cheering on the Swans? How you're going for cats? All right?

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Speaker 1: That's all I have you enjoy the game. Tough lucktle Pies,

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Speaker 1: good luck, and thank you very much for bringing down

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Speaker 1: your bobcat as well. Rio, how are you feeling you

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Speaker 1: look genuinely gutted.

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Speaker 2: I've been replaying the kick over and over in my head.

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Speaker 1: I just keep staring out into the distance. I just

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Speaker 1: I feel like I almost got good contact on it.

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Speaker 1: You know what, don't go into the next couple of

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Speaker 1: days like this. Give him a ball. Let's have one more.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Rio, come on, he can't. You got a

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Speaker 1: chance to write this, Rio, I believe in you, Viper.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Viper will kick again, just so he can

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Speaker 1: redeem himself a bit. He shanked it last time. Pipes him.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Rio, kick it straight. You can do this

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Speaker 1: Buddy style.

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Speaker 2: He's biting down the tongue Mike and Michael Jordan's style.

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Speaker 1: He's really hit it well, he's hit them. Well done,

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Speaker 1: well done, he hit the truck. Well done. You can go.

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Speaker 1: You can go into the weekend happy. Now what. This

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Speaker 1: is The Christian O'Connell Show podcast