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Speaker 2: The show was so full today we missed out on

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Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing. He was put to rest

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Speaker 3: top and shorts. Because he was asked what his brother

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Speaker 3: To help the saints and the angels get into shape.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that the saints and the angels in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but we all see pictures of this big, big,

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Speaker 3: I would be really annoyed if I still have to

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Speaker 2: That would be imagine you get up there.

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Speaker 3: And you know, great, I'm still concerned about my gut.

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Speaker 3: We've spoken about this before about what you wear in

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Speaker 3: That's what I am because I think it's probably maybe

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Speaker 3: like if your family chose to bury you as little

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Speaker 3: did well? Remember that story? Then, Kirsty Alley tells, I

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Speaker 3: think we may have spoken about this on this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Kirsty ali from Cheers and all those movies. Her parents

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Speaker 3: He was dressed as a clan member. So if you

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Speaker 3: See that's the thing. You want them to be buried

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Speaker 3: Underneath, underneath the respectful clothes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So perhaps my family would respect my wishes and

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Speaker 3: Which one little both people bike leathers. Well, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 2: A lot of stuff ended up on the cutting room

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Speaker 3: You know what shocks me is when you hear fifty

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Speaker 2: What did the letter actually say?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wonder what they said, whether she got

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Speaker 3: I don't think that they even found it, because they

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Speaker 2: So it never made it.

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Speaker 3: It never made it. She said. This didn't stop her

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Speaker 2: Right, because that is curious, that's whole sliding doors life.

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Speaker 2: Imagine if indeed that letter had got through ANGI indeed

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Speaker 3: She could have been Edna Knievel.

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Speaker 2: Edna Knievel and have a swave of broken bones.

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Speaker 3: You never know. But this is classical, classic kind of

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Speaker 2: Tell me about a TV are the worst offenders of this?

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Speaker 2: I've you name a TV show I have auditioned or

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Speaker 3: I'm still waiting for a callback from Simon Townsen's Wonderworld,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I remember a show called Mondo Thingo many years ago,

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Speaker 3: I put your name for it.

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Speaker 3: With Steve Kane Steve Cannet. He looks like you, but

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Speaker 2: I remember seeing being at the audition the screen test,

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Speaker 2: I said, well, why don't you just give him the job?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, I wanted you to come in and you know,

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Speaker 2: Well, I didn't hear back. So what would happen is

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Speaker 2: And this went on for some time and the show acts,

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Speaker 3: And look, the show was axed maybe twenty five years ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, y have Amanda's curtain room. Get rid of everybody

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Speaker 2: What's ended up on the cutting room floor today?

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Speaker 3: Amanda, Well, it's something very unsavory, and I apologize, but

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Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing that Jonesy has found fascinating.

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Speaker 3: Well, normally in the world, humans complain about it when

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Speaker 2: That's what happens with the poo jobs.

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Speaker 3: And then you get used to it and you do

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Speaker 2: You have the same situation whenever you go into a

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Speaker 3: I do, but I don't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. You go to the facility.

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Speaker 3: why would I plummet in that?

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Speaker 2: Anyway? Away from that, this lady has said.

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Speaker 3: We're going to talk about it more.

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Speaker 2: Why you talk about it?

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Speaker 3: I don't want to read that, but you read it well.

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Speaker 2: She just said that her two dogs make a beeline

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Speaker 2: Like a delicacy. Do dogs do that? Yeah? They do.

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Speaker 3: They love it. She's also said that the locations that

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Speaker 2: Does that mean so maybe it's a little mound or

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Speaker 3: Do you know if you get caught doing this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well what's the fine?

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Speaker 3: Maximum? Three months in jail? Being in prison? I said,

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Speaker 3: what are you here for? I'd say I murdered someone

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Speaker 2: And I liked it. Kno, you've tried it. What's on

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Speaker 3: I want to ask you if you've ever been burgled?

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Speaker 3: And I'm not asking if you've been burglarized because that's

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Speaker 2: I'm very security conscious? Yeah? Yeah, I've got like a man.

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Speaker 3: Traps is your door like Maxwell smoke.

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Speaker 2: Locks on locks, I've got nails, I've got flame throwers.

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Speaker 3: And yet your wife leaves a garage door open.

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Speaker 2: That does drive me crazy. Although we've got a house. Now,

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Speaker 3: It doesn't lead into the house.

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Speaker 2: Someone wants to steal some weed feed, fine, what weed feed?

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Speaker 2: I that weed killer? I don't know. Whatever the junk

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Speaker 3: The reason I ask is that it'd be a horrendous

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Speaker 3: happened here? This man broke into a woman's house. He

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Speaker 3: wonder if he separated the colors from the wine. He

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Speaker 3: I'd like him to come to my house watching miss

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Speaker 3: Mioshia polish name. It broke into a house after she

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Speaker 3: left for work and started doing household chores. First of all,

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Speaker 3: He hung out the laundry, and he wrote a note saying,

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Speaker 2: What's with that?

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Speaker 3: What's with that? The prosecutor has said, this is a

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Speaker 3: very unusual burglary. There's been consumption of food and alcohol.

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Speaker 3: The victim spoke to her neighbor who said she'd seen

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Speaker 3: rearranged household items before making a getaway. And what's really

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Speaker 3: interesting is he struck again two weeks later, a similar burglary.

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Speaker 3: He went to the victim's summer house. He washed the

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Speaker 3: before eating the householder's food. The victim had security cameras

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Speaker 3: then contacted police. He was arrested two counts of burglary.

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Speaker 3: But does that mean he had to have stolen something.

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Speaker 3: It probably ate their food.

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Speaker 2: I think it's breaking stole food. Yeah, and so this

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Speaker 3: Now tell you what if you're going to get burgled,

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Speaker 2: I would like to be burgled by something like that.

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Speaker 3: Puts your shopping away, does your washing pause you? A

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's in it for him.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he just gets off on being nice.

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Speaker 3: Well, maybe maybe he gets off on just being in

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Speaker 2: The fear of being burgled is a terrible fear. Do

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Speaker 3: No, I don't, and maybe I should. My mum got

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Speaker 3: found it almost liberating in a sad way that she

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Speaker 3: stopped thinking that things mattered because she'd lost a few

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Speaker 3: good things that have been stolen.

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Speaker 2: They steal.

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Speaker 3: See, I was younger, so I wasn't living at home.

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Speaker 3: But now I'd like to know what all those and

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Speaker 3: wonder whether they had emotional attachment to Mum. But in

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Speaker 3: the end, when she would go out, she would either

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Speaker 3: the people who do this they put all their jewelry

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Speaker 3: in the freezer, or Mum would put her handbag inside

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Speaker 3: the washing machine with towels on top of it and

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Speaker 3: someone found it. Really, apparently that's a very common thing

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Speaker 3: to do inside the job unless all my dad or Cameron,

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Speaker 3: how would they find a washing machine? Unless it was

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Speaker 3: this burglar who was trying to do the Washington found

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Speaker 3: a handbag.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I put my jewels in the fridge once shrunk

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Speaker 2: and ride up. Oh picks, that's it for today.

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Speaker 1: Come back to marrowle More Jonesy