1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: Job mission with Jones and Amanda. I always like when 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: people contribute stuff to our radio programs. It's good. 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 2: We appreciate it. 4 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:12,079 Speaker 1: Alan send us in his parody of Lockdown. It was 5 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: sung to Petula Clark's Downtown. 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:19,320 Speaker 2: We're all at home and COVID's making that's lonely because 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 2: we all are in Lockdown. There's no retail therapy. It's 8 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 2: very the words are brilliant. He himself said, I'm not 9 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 2: a great scene. 10 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: I'd even opened the door from someone from Jehovah was 11 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 1: pretty good. That was a good, good lyric from Alan. 12 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,319 Speaker 1: Alan said it to us, and then we thought, well, 13 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,879 Speaker 1: we know singers in this business. Rich Clapton, for example. 14 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: We went through our list of people that we had 15 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,879 Speaker 1: and Richard who's stuck in a hotel in Melbourne at 16 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: the moment because his tour has been canceled. 17 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 2: So he's recording equipment. He's got a whole studio in 18 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 2: his home. He doesn't have access to that all. He's 19 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 2: got his phone. 20 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 1: He's got his phone in his phone happens to be 21 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: a knock yet twenty one ten, which you did an 22 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: ad for it. 23 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,039 Speaker 2: It's not an ad if you bought the phone you 24 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 2: got an instructional video from me that you put into 25 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 2: your VHS that would. 26 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,319 Speaker 1: Tell you how to use your you get paid for it. 27 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not an ad. 28 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:14,760 Speaker 1: You buy it. 29 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 2: You've already bought the phone. I'm not telling you to 30 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 2: buy it. You've already bought it, and here's how you 31 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 2: use it. 32 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: Okay, So you're just a facilitator. 33 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,199 Speaker 2: Yes, it's an instructional video. 34 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 1: Do you not understand I do they? Maybe I need 35 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: an instructural video for that. 36 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 2: Do explain what an instructional video is. It was nineteen 37 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 2: ninety five. I had big shoulder pads. It was all happening. 38 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 1: You're driving an X five? Is it a manual car? 39 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 1: You're driving a manual car? I don't know when did that? 40 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 2: Has not? 41 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 1: Mine? Were just steal a car? Here it is. 42 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Amanda Keller, star of television and instructional video. 43 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 2: You know ironic. Firstly, congratulations on purchasing the simply smarter 44 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 2: Nokia twenty one to ten mobile phone. By doing so, 45 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 2: you've joined an elite group of mobile phone users that 46 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 2: includes such well known personalities as well. 47 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: Me. 48 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 2: See, there was no autocue. I couldn't remember all that now. 49 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 1: Piece to camera once they call you. 50 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 2: That's rue one take wander. 51 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: What else can we learn from this? 52 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 2: Longer the bar, the better the signal. On the right 53 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 2: you have the battery indicator, which shows you how charged 54 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 2: your battery is. Again, the longer the bar, the better 55 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 2: the charge is true. That gives you some idea of 56 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 2: the fuzzy quality of the technology. So we're putting in 57 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 2: context Richard's song. He recorded it on that under a pillow. 58 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: Okay, so Richard Clapton, we give you right now his 59 00:02:42,480 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: version of Lockdown? Do you be kidding me? 60 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 2: Right Then's got a little trickier out there. But that's 61 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 2: someone with a nice voice doing a really nice parody. 62 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 2: It's an Alan and Richard collab. 63 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: Maybe we should get him into the studio to record that, 64 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: because I got you know, I've got a trained year 65 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 1: that's got that's going to go place. 66 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 2: I've got two years. I'm not sure it's like. 67 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: That other girl. That girl did that promotional ad back. 68 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 2: Don't forget the longer the bar, the bit of the battery, 69 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 2: that's what it's all about. Jonesy and Amanda's SA