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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast Mini. So when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: Forgot the one and on the car Saneles.

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Speaker 1: Wow, look at that a studio audience in a COVID period.

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Speaker 1: It's very rare. You don't even see that shit on

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Speaker 1: the voice.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let that go.

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Speaker 1: Never watched them before ever. I know I'm on here

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Speaker 1: to talk about coc I.

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Speaker 2: Was about to say, what are you getting paid to

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Speaker 2: talk about the voice as well?

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Speaker 1: I'm getting paid by Channel nine to talk badly about

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Speaker 1: the Voice? No, no, but here I am only here

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Speaker 1: to talk about well to see you guys, mainly because

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys drink. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're on, but you're on something. I've heard the show.

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Speaker 1: Someone's on something, but I've got you by it, guys.

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Speaker 1: The Coca Cola, the no Sugar. It's the new formula

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Speaker 1: now this one. Keep an eye up for it because

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Speaker 1: it's not easy. They've still got the other old one

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Speaker 1: flapping around out there. But this one is the red

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Speaker 1: Tin Black Low Go Ryan Black logo. It does now

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Speaker 1: have a drink have a little sip and tell me

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Speaker 1: what you honestly think, because I honestly think it's it's

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Speaker 1: just the same as normal coke, but no sugar. That's

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Speaker 1: Kyle drinking. By the way, I put too much in

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Speaker 1: my mouth. That's seriously good though, he really give a difference. Yeah, now,

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Speaker 1: I'm paid to tell you how good it is, but

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Speaker 1: you guys have paid nothing, so you'll get more of

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Speaker 1: an honest view.

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Speaker 2: So often is the case you station, Thank you, thank

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Speaker 2: you for rubbing saltan. Oh sorry, I'd much appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: But listen, listen. I've been doing this job at this

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Speaker 1: radio show for twenty freaking years or something ridiculous, and

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Speaker 1: my whole life I wondered, why hasn't any big corporation

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Speaker 1: spent money in me to be the face of them.

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Speaker 1: No one touched me with a thirty foot pole for

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Speaker 1: about nineteen and a half years. Yeah, and then the

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Speaker 1: floodgates opened. Bang, McDonald's came paying me. Go, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about the McDonald's thing. You're fifty were fifteen, I said, God, okay, I'll.

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Speaker 2: Tell yeah, that's right, we did that with you as well.

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Speaker 1: Get paid for that one either, you've got twenty years

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Speaker 1: to wait. Then Coca Cola come along, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: finally the two things I've lived on my whole life,

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Speaker 1: McDonald's and Coca Cola finally paid off, and now I'm

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Speaker 1: getting some money back. Actually actually go for free though,

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Speaker 1: if I'll do it. Even if I just had the

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Speaker 1: free coke can.

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Speaker 2: I and we got free cokes, we got free cokes

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Speaker 2: out of that. We're happy. We've got a slab a

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Speaker 2: free cokes. I get a fourteen year old boy. You

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Speaker 2: know it's as good as it was.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to beat this girl? Or take your

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Speaker 1: slab of coat? Take the coke, take.

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Speaker 2: The cokes can?

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Speaker 1: Shawls for daddy, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: He pays us in Happy Happy Meal vouchers and slabs

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Speaker 2: a coke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for about forty hours worth of weeding in the yard. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Actually we got more with Carl Sandeline's right up next

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Speaker 2: day with Isabella Buddy, Carl Sadline joins his car. I

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Speaker 2: wanted to touch on something really quickly because you're just

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Speaker 2: saying you recently we did an add for you for

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Speaker 2: to be fifty years with Machas, and now we're doing

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Speaker 2: these ads for the brand. New, new and improved Coke,

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Speaker 2: no sugar, Try it now, Coca Colon sugar.

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Speaker 1: It is so you've said that in such a monotone delivery.

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Speaker 1: If that's going to even stand out to anyone.

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Speaker 2: That's why I don't get paid made true.

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Speaker 1: The whole seven terms to give me from the six

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Speaker 1: it was it was like a bit of live feed, mad.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate yes anyway.

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Speaker 1: So yes, what you're trying to say is I'm the

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Speaker 1: big brand ambassador for all the big brands. I'm not

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Speaker 2: I wanted to ask you this though, because I know

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Speaker 2: very long time ago. Correct me if I'm wrong, you

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Speaker 1: Here, I am living the glory days, and then you

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Speaker 2: Of course.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it wasn't It was quite a long time.

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Speaker 1: I was sixteen, Yeah, fifteen sixteen, that's sort of crossover pere. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'd say if you walked up to him right now

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Speaker 2: you're going to be the brand ambassador for those two things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably would have pulled the flick knife and

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Speaker 1: robbed him myself your money, fard, I'll stick you with me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I never actually had any plan. My

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Speaker 1: only plan back then from memory is you know, to

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Speaker 1: survive the extra day, or what will I eat? Or

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Speaker 1: will I where will I shower? Because like you go

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Speaker 1: for weeks without a shower, and then you'd, you know,

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Speaker 1: and you'd eat everything out of their fridge and have

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Speaker 1: Oh you're kidding.

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Speaker 2: You'd like couch hop from your mate's across.

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Speaker 1: I used to steal from behind a supermarket, like bread

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Speaker 1: and milk when they deliver it early. Yeah, I'd go

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Speaker 1: a loaf of bread. And still to this day I'll

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Speaker 1: just bread with nothing on it, just roll them into

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Speaker 1: a ball and nibble on it like a rat. People

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Speaker 1: have said, what are you doing? What are you doing

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Speaker 1: that means of bread?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it was for you. It's something you

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Speaker 2: used to do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I never even realized that I did it.

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Speaker 1: And they said, I've never seen anyone else roll a

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Speaker 2: But are there any other habits that you have from

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Speaker 1: No? No, All the other habits developed later on in

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Speaker 1: life when I had a bit of money. Yeah. Back

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Speaker 1: when I went to like Senalink, which was social Security

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Speaker 1: This is in Queensland. Yeah, I'm fifteen and I go

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Speaker 1: into the Sentink or whatever it was called, and I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: And they were like, you need a letter from your

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Speaker 1: parents to qualify for a homeless allowance and I said, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: my parents sold their house and I don't know they've

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Speaker 1: moved away, which they did, and I said I don't

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Speaker 1: know where they are and she's like, well, i'll be

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Speaker 1: able to help you. Then next and they just left.

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Speaker 1: A fifteen year old kid walk out with no home,

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Speaker 1: no food, no money, no prospects in life. Obviously those

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Speaker 1: things have changed. There's a lot of help now, but

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Speaker 1: a lot of people that are in that situation they

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Speaker 1: don't want to help. Well, they're too proud. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I was even too proud and you could

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Speaker 1: just like a dirty But I never I never broke

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Speaker 1: into people's angry. Are you angry at that woman?

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Speaker 2: Now? Are looking back on that?

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Speaker 1: My mother? Oh? The woman from Centeling? Yeah, she'd be

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Speaker 1: dead now, you know, and.

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Speaker 2: You're got angry at all that?

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Speaker 1: No, not angry at all. It's only recently I've even

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Speaker 1: reconnected with my mum. Wow. My mum was always crying

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Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry and it was a terrible mother.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, listen, if I could go back now,

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Speaker 1: if someone had a magic wann and said go back

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Speaker 1: and change it, I wouldn't change anything. I said, What

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Speaker 1: would I be if I went all the way through

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Speaker 1: year ten and win him high school in Brisbane? Really? Well,

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Speaker 1: I I'm lucky that I got this job. Just talking rubbish?

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Speaker 2: What was your first gig?

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Speaker 1: Kyle? When you said home was what was your first

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Speaker 1: job was that straight into radio? It's My first job

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Speaker 1: was sixteen years old. I lied to the radio station

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Speaker 1: in Townsville and said that I'd worked at radio before

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Speaker 1: in Brisbane, and that I had a driver's license, and

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Speaker 1: my first job was driving the radio station car giving

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Speaker 1: away free stuff for one hour a day, and I

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Speaker 1: was driving it around for one year with no license,

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Speaker 1: unlicensed license, underage, underage minds you and then I imagine

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Speaker 1: just eating all the food that you were given.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for Johnny is mate, thanks to the chat as

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Speaker 2: always amazing stuff. I get your hands on the brand

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Speaker 2: new you an improved Coca Cola no sugar Now he's over.

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Speaker 1: Listen to it on the other with you guys.

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Speaker 2: Hear more of the boys on the full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to