Speaker 1: Everyone, Welcome back to the Mason Cock Show. We've got
Speaker 1: a big preview episode today with all the games coming
Speaker 1: up over the weekend. We've got Collingwood versus Port Adelaide
Speaker 1: Colinwood coming back off a buy. We've got Carlton versus
Speaker 1: j WUS two teams in form looking to maybe get
Speaker 1: JUS off the undefeated streak. And then we've got a
Speaker 1: blockbuster on Sunday afternoon, North Melbourne versus Hawthorne. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be an epic one. And don't forget we've
Speaker 1: got your fan questions at the end of this and
Speaker 1: Braden roasts me for what I'm wearing. Yes, you're gonna
Speaker 1: want to hear this. It is a lot in this episode,
Speaker 1: but thank you so much for tuning in. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get straight into it. Okay, legends, welcome into the show. Now,
Speaker 1: we've got the preview, and also we've got some fan
Speaker 1: questions at the end. As always, Braden, you're gonna give
Speaker 1: me an all time roast on what the hell I'm wearing.
Speaker 1: Apparently right now you got to listen to this whole thing.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be an all time But we're gonna start
Speaker 1: off with the preview. We've got Saint Kilda versus Western
Speaker 1: Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. Oh, you've got this as a
Speaker 1: fraud watch game on this sheet. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to the lab. I feel like Kingy and
Speaker 2: Lee Montagna. I'll be Kingy.
Speaker 1: Oh just talking about nothing.
Speaker 2: This is yeah, one hundred percent for odd watch. I
Speaker 2: think I can trust Saint Kilder. I feel like I
Speaker 2: can trust Saint Kilda. I feel like maybe Bulldogs have
Speaker 2: more talent. Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: Really killed the last by one point. To Julia, youer
Speaker 1: boys last week.
Speaker 3: Read into that what you will.
Speaker 2: I am picking Saints in this one because I need
Speaker 2: the Bulldogs to prove to me they can get these
Speaker 2: games across the line.
Speaker 1: You know, Brandon stuff you, I'm going Western Bulldogs. I've
Speaker 1: got this. I've got this, I've got this. They lost,
Speaker 1: but they're back. They're going to be back. You know,
Speaker 1: you got the big fellows in the middle are going
Speaker 1: to get a million touches. He's going to look make
Speaker 1: everyone look stupid, and Bulldog's gonna win this.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if I look back at the scripts from
Speaker 2: previous years, it's going to have They probably do win this.
Speaker 2: The Bulldogs come out and win this, and that will
Speaker 2: add to the frustration because it's like, well, where's this
Speaker 2: every other week?
Speaker 1: So well, they're played at home games. Essentially, they're both
Speaker 1: play it more of all the time.
Speaker 2: I feel like they need to win this because it's
Speaker 2: it's I can't, I don't want to say it, but it's.
Speaker 3: People are swirling around Bevo. It's been talked about for years.
Speaker 3: He's got the teams. He's making statements at selection like yeah,
Speaker 3: the people one, yeah, but they're yeah, they're.
Speaker 2: Just dropping players, playing players as subs that I don't
Speaker 2: know that they're taking their young kids out to. It's
Speaker 2: a weird selection headache down there at the kennel.
Speaker 3: But we'll see where they're at.
Speaker 2: Let's jump into Adelaide versus Essendon at Adelaide Oval.
Speaker 3: Now, this is a crazy game.
Speaker 1: I'm so interested in because a couple of.
Speaker 3: Weeks ago they were junk.
Speaker 2: They're scoring thirties and now two amazing performances at the
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 3: Are they on the up? Was it anomaly? Was it
Speaker 3: a blip? What is.
Speaker 1: At Adelaide Oval? Adelaide versus And I think I've got
Speaker 1: Adelaide actually winning this one. I think at Adelaide Oval
Speaker 1: bit at home Crow they just want to see a
Speaker 1: W on the board. At home Essendon, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I decided still yet to figure out exactly where Essendon's
Speaker 1: sit on this whole kind of thing. Different oval, different size.
Speaker 1: It's going to be an interesting but I think I
Speaker 1: think I've got Adelaide winning this one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think even if they both show the exact same
Speaker 2: amount of promise going into this game, I probably have Adelaide.
Speaker 2: It's just an Adelaide home game. Hopefully they've figured it out.
Speaker 2: The shackles are off. They did score one hundred last week.
Speaker 1: We know how big that what happens when we score a.
Speaker 2: Hundred, So if they can score a hundred again this week,
Speaker 2: I reckon they probably win. That's a big, I don't know,
Speaker 2: a big statement.
Speaker 1: Talk about big statements. You're saying that the Bombers are
Speaker 1: on finals contention if they win this game. Is that right?
Speaker 3: When did I say that?
Speaker 1: That's right here on the stage Finals on the cards
Speaker 1: of Farmers statement?
Speaker 2: Because I definitely wouldn't be saying that Bombers.
Speaker 3: I don't know Bombers are a fringe team.
Speaker 1: For me, They're a fringe team.
Speaker 2: I love their pressure, I love their pressure. I love
Speaker 2: what Zach Merrett's been able to do this year. And
Speaker 2: he's taken them boys with him, and is in particular
Speaker 2: Jake Stringer because I don't think I've ever seen Jake
Speaker 2: Stringer layer tackle and the tackle that he put on
Speaker 2: Liba last week killed him. Now I'm probably like, maybe
Speaker 2: don't take a seat because you're a risk to all
Speaker 2: the players out there, but Barrel love to see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm probably on the Adelaide train.
Speaker 1: One thing that's going to go against our Adelaid prediction here,
Speaker 1: the Crows have not beaten the Bombers since twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: That's pretty well, that's not good. That's not a good
Speaker 1: statistic for us, the Crows.
Speaker 2: I feel like everyone's beaten the Bombers, not the Crows.
Speaker 1: The Crows about a little bit of time to get
Speaker 1: him in that we've both got the Crows on this one.
Speaker 1: Move into Colin versus Port Adelaide at the MCG you
Speaker 1: happy to be back, happy to be back at the
Speaker 1: old home ground, not traveling this week, which is nice,
Speaker 1: you know, and playing port, which is a good game.
Speaker 1: You know, we beat him just barely last year at
Speaker 1: Adelaide Oval game was an intense game, rain and everything else.
Speaker 1: And it's going to be you know, both teams. I
Speaker 1: feel like, you know, they've got the pretty similar you
Speaker 1: know list from last year, and they're going to go
Speaker 1: into it and bash bash each other, I guess. But
Speaker 1: I'm excited for a little rock battle.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Who you got the Newport ruckman over.
Speaker 1: There, the Newport ruckman, Newport ruckman?
Speaker 3: Solder?
Speaker 1: Oh, Solder, Newport? What is Newport? New Newport? I was
Speaker 1: thinking like Newport is in like a town Newport? Okay, yeah, sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: tell me that one Newport Oval. Yeah, you've got me
Speaker 1: and that whole thing. Yeah, Solder. I'm excited. Solder. He's
Speaker 1: got the heck of a just hair and mustache on
Speaker 1: the man. He's an absolute legend. I'm excited to go
Speaker 1: against him.
Speaker 2: Thorney managed to get a plumber against Solder, which is
Speaker 2: pretty wild because the week later Soldo came out and
Speaker 2: just towed it up. So yeah, you reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 2: Set that challenge for you. If you fall short, you
Speaker 2: still hit the moon. What's the saying? Came for the stars?
Speaker 1: Shoot? For the moon. If you don't, you land in
Speaker 1: the stars.
Speaker 3: But the moons before the stars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you shoot for the so you keep going past it.
Speaker 3: She's that scary?
Speaker 1: What else are we looking at this game?
Speaker 2: That reminds that Sandra Bullock thing where she gets stuck
Speaker 2: out in space scary times.
Speaker 3: Don't let's not shoot for the moon. That's scary. Let's
Speaker 3: just aim high. Let's just stick with a high.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, you've had a whole heap of really close battles
Speaker 2: with port. There was that one a couple of years
Speaker 2: ago because I went to the they had like a
Speaker 2: singles dating night function at the MCG.
Speaker 3: Got myself a nice ticket.
Speaker 1: Got that blind.
Speaker 2: Obviously I don't reckon, I don't reckon, I talk to anyone,
Speaker 2: but I throess I remembered you one because everyone is
Speaker 2: getting up on each other's shoulders and dancing to the DJ.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I still left single.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Just a few tips after seeing last week, don't fire
Speaker 2: up Charlie Dixon, because we know that's what makes perform. Well,
Speaker 2: get out there. Maybe Horny Frank Pully sucks down or something.
Speaker 2: You got to do something to get in his head.
Speaker 2: Because horn Francis butters Rosey incredible, scary, scary they do.
Speaker 1: They are a very very good team. It's going to
Speaker 1: be a tough game. I think it's a pressure game.
Speaker 1: This is going to turn out very much a pressure game.
Speaker 1: Ball Team's value pressure highly. So that's definitely going to
Speaker 1: be a statistic to look out for on the day.
Speaker 2: What brought your pressure back? Because they were talking about
Speaker 2: this your pressure from class schools and so you just didn't.
Speaker 3: You just decided not to tackle in the first couple.
Speaker 1: Of rounds of focus. Man just made it a focus.
Speaker 1: Tackle counts definitely up and go on. They have like
Speaker 1: a statistic, it's like pressure number of pressure. Pressure, like
Speaker 1: you know, into the pressure game is just like no clue.
Speaker 1: But if it's around two hundred, it's good, which you
Speaker 1: want it to be in the green. You want to
Speaker 1: good red bat. Let's all you need to know about.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's for all the teams out there.
Speaker 1: If you tackle well, if you kill it under it
Speaker 1: and you get around two under the pressure, I can
Speaker 1: Almos guarantee you're going to win the game, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't believe it. We'll move into the next game.
Speaker 1: Carlton versus gwis this is going to be an interesting one.
Speaker 1: Now it's over at Marvel and this is one of
Speaker 1: those games Carlton coming off of last ye wis type
Speaker 1: win against Saint Kilda. They are, you know, two the
Speaker 1: teams that are in form right now. You could say
Speaker 1: they're going to go go off again. So who do
Speaker 1: you have in this one?
Speaker 2: I actually I don't think GWS are scared of any Oval,
Speaker 2: like they're not scared of really well, they'll go anywhere
Speaker 2: versus anyone at any time. I mean, you've probably got
Speaker 2: to line it up with the fixture. You can't just
Speaker 2: be rocking up to Marvel at two o'clock on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2: But I reckon they've got Carlton's number because now I'm
Speaker 2: a bit question marks about.
Speaker 1: Carlton after losing the outlay just by two points. Yes,
Speaker 1: maybe it was at Marvel though, so maybe there's a
Speaker 1: maybe there's an issue of them being at Marvel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe Carlton hate Marvel. We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to figure it out because we've been
Speaker 2: wrong a lot. So now I'm just trying to go
Speaker 2: like branch out and just have different theories about anything,
Speaker 2: because I think everything that we've predicted so far has
Speaker 2: been incorrect, So if we could just start to maybe
Speaker 2: throw some stuff out from the.
Speaker 1: Do not place bets on our predictions.
Speaker 3: Helena, definitely don't.
Speaker 1: So you having this one Carlton, So I'm assuming it's
Speaker 1: stupid GWS. Yeah, you know massive out will be Sam
Speaker 1: Taylor massive. He would just blanket one of their four
Speaker 1: and they need that with with trolling out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's going to be interesting. We're able to find
Speaker 1: someone else to fore that have good replacements their back line, Yeah,
Speaker 1: solid back line. I do have Carlton winning this game.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the first loss for WUS mid It
Speaker 1: is going to be a midfield battle. Was going against
Speaker 1: it and he killed it last week.
Speaker 3: But he also killed it and they lost.
Speaker 1: True, But yeah, it's going to be interesting if Carleton
Speaker 1: loses two losses in a row and then I think
Speaker 1: everyone's kind of go all this hype around them at
Speaker 1: the moment. Obviously they're a loss of the weekend, so
Speaker 1: maybe the other team are pretty happy about that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I agree with you. If they lose to
Speaker 3: in a row, they could really capitulate, I think, is
Speaker 3: what you're saying.
Speaker 1: The whole thing. It's like, you know how the media works,
Speaker 1: It's like you have two losses all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like everything's gone wrong. Well maybe we
Speaker 1: just lost two clos plus he's lost the boys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's something bullshit, they'll make up. Okay, we'll go to
Speaker 1: the next game. Brisbane versus Geelong at the Gabba.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, Fagan lost the boys, but now
Speaker 2: they've they've won them back, so that he's got the
Speaker 2: boys back.
Speaker 3: Brisbane Geelong.
Speaker 2: See this is one where it's like Geelong get tested
Speaker 2: because they've been versus in the north of the league
Speaker 2: and undefeated. So now they go up in their verse
Speaker 2: Brisbane at the Gabba. Hopefully Brisbane lost at the Gabba's
Speaker 2: figured the Gabba out because they couldn't win at the
Speaker 2: mcg and now they can win there and they can't
Speaker 2: win at the Gabba, so they've flipped it.
Speaker 3: But let's see how they go against Geelong and a.
Speaker 1: Few inns for Geelong. Also, you got Danger and Hawkins
Speaker 1: are going to be back.
Speaker 3: Why their kids coming through now, they.
Speaker 1: Don't think those are going to be kids. Reckon, those are.
Speaker 2: People the suns by Now how old those blokes are,
Speaker 2: but yeah, they're going for six and oh surely there's
Speaker 2: there'll be a stat throughout the week come out if
Speaker 2: you're six and oh you're guaranteed to win the next
Speaker 2: two Grand finals or something, because we always hear those ones.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if the Lions are without Charlie Cameron, is
Speaker 2: that what that says up there?
Speaker 1: Suspend?
Speaker 3: It could be oh he has those he had the little.
Speaker 1: Figure it out. Yeah, but it is gonna be interesting
Speaker 1: one Geelong, I don't have winning this game. I think
Speaker 1: Brisbane now has found a little bit of the groove
Speaker 1: now getting the ball rolling. I think they don't get
Speaker 1: to win at home and whose fault?
Speaker 2: That was North Melbourne? What North Melbourne gave Brisbane their
Speaker 2: first win and then they remembered how to win and
Speaker 2: then they now they're winning.
Speaker 1: Thanks North Thanks went over to Melbourne at the mcg like,
Speaker 1: so now they're unstoppable. It would be it would blow
Speaker 1: my mind if this was, you know, Geelong just absolutely
Speaker 1: blowing this out of the water.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonnappen. I think Brasin is gona
Speaker 1: win the GABA. Who do you have?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to Brisbane Brisbane at the Gabba Gabatoire.
Speaker 1: They're back all we got the next one. West Coast
Speaker 1: Eagles versus Free outoptis over. What do you'all call? This
Speaker 1: is the showdown?
Speaker 3: The Derby or the Debby Derby.
Speaker 1: Derby or Derby I'm not really too sure, but it
Speaker 1: is the w a Dabby Derby.
Speaker 3: Do you say Parma or Palme?
Speaker 1: Parma? Parama?
Speaker 3: Me and Harrison say Palmo. We're trying to make it happen. Hell,
Speaker 3: we're trying to.
Speaker 1: Can we stop? This is just ridiculous, trying to bring
Speaker 1: Palmo in. No, just just full stop. No, you're not
Speaker 1: doing it, sounds not doing bring Parmes on the West Coast.
Speaker 2: Don't get fooled by West Coast performance last week. They're
Speaker 2: still ship So Freo is gonna win this one. This
Speaker 2: is my patterner bring up the graphics, Q sound effects,
Speaker 2: the cocks luck of the week, the cock lo.
Speaker 1: BC lock of the week. Can we go with the week? Brandon?
Speaker 2: Give them the couple of the clamps. Put it on
Speaker 2: them because Freo win this game. They got the midfield,
Speaker 2: the forward line, the back line. Harley Reid. I don't
Speaker 2: know who are they going to talk about? He's going
Speaker 2: to get don't argue I don't even know this week.
Speaker 1: Good luck, good luck. Yeah, I've got Freo winning this one.
Speaker 1: I don't think Frio is going to have a high
Speaker 1: scoring match. I don't think they're one of those teams
Speaker 1: that scores a lot. The tough to watch the times,
Speaker 1: but it is working for him. Yeah, So it's one
Speaker 1: of those things. They've lost a few games, yes, but
Speaker 1: they have been close games that they've had an opportunity
Speaker 1: against good opposition too. So I've got them beating West
Speaker 1: Coast at after Sobal, after Stadium. But yeah, it's going
Speaker 1: to be one of those where we have the win
Speaker 1: of West Coast last week, we see, you know, if
Speaker 1: they can build on that momentum and try to get
Speaker 1: another win on that.
Speaker 2: I want to see him be able to, you know,
Speaker 2: take the shackles off and risk risk a score to
Speaker 2: get a score like get to one hundred.
Speaker 3: Let's do that two hundred, which they did a couple.
Speaker 2: Of times, like people are talking about, like they only
Speaker 2: score sixty earlier in the season. They've got a couple
Speaker 2: hundos or like one hundred and thereabouts. Let's jump into
Speaker 2: Sydney Gold Coast Sons. Now your boys are up against
Speaker 2: it for this one. Sydney fresh off the buye. They're
Speaker 2: coming in mint condition, so.
Speaker 1: The old Gold Coast is convincing. Winn against Hallforn. Don't
Speaker 1: tell me this is just going to be a blowout. Wow,
Speaker 1: I've got to go with my boys, don't get me wrong. Tough,
Speaker 1: tough choice. Swan's at the SEG. But yeah, the Sons
Speaker 1: have been looking pretty dominant.
Speaker 3: It's not that big a trip.
Speaker 1: It's just to road. Same. It is an interesting one though.
Speaker 1: Obviously Sons have had a pretty hot start to the year,
Speaker 1: so it's going to be tested against one of the
Speaker 1: best teams in the league right now with Sydney who's
Speaker 1: come off a bye, like you said, so they're going
Speaker 1: to be fresh for this one. From a home crowd,
Speaker 1: I have to go my team. But if there's a
Speaker 1: game that I'm gonna be going all, this is unfortunately
Speaker 1: probably not going to go on our way. It's it's
Speaker 1: probably this game.
Speaker 2: This is rough because you have to You're on the
Speaker 2: Suns every support and they're just not gonna win. They're
Speaker 2: just not gonna win every week. But gws, I'm on,
Speaker 2: I reckon they could win every week. I'm giving this
Speaker 2: to Sydney, the other Sydney based team. They're just good
Speaker 2: and they need to be winning these games. They're going
Speaker 2: to be that the top four. They're a top four team.
Speaker 2: They got to get up and in there. North Melbourne
Speaker 2: versus Hawks.
Speaker 1: Fuck you.
Speaker 3: Do we have to watch this? They should?
Speaker 1: You know, you wouldn't believe it's a Sunday afternoon game.
Speaker 2: Let's just let's just not broadcast this, so one will
Speaker 2: throw it back to the old school. They just do
Speaker 2: the if you haven't seen the game, look away now
Speaker 2: and they just read out the scores on the on
Speaker 2: the news because we don't need to watch this.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is a game we don't need
Speaker 1: to go. Versus Mitchell just bonanza.
Speaker 3: This is the punch on in the in the goal
Speaker 3: square and that determines the winner.
Speaker 1: Just like he's a minuce. He fight to the death.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dahn Mitchell is just he's the same he's got
Speaker 2: he's a scrapper.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just have to go youth. I just have to.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So who's going to actually win this game? Besides
Speaker 1: the whole fist fight and the goal, This is.
Speaker 2: The one I want North to win like, I want
Speaker 2: North to be winning this. What right does Hawthorne have
Speaker 2: to be winning this over North's list? Their list is like,
Speaker 2: arguably Hawthorne's list is only just starting their rebuild kind
Speaker 2: of phase. They're like maybe two years into it. North
Speaker 2: is like freaking like six years into this rebuild and
Speaker 2: we're still like in first gear. Get it going, come out,
Speaker 2: beat Hawks, celebrate, remember what it's like to win, and
Speaker 2: then just keep doing that.
Speaker 1: North Melmourne this one, yeah, North, Yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: choose North on this one too. The first win on
Speaker 1: the board North ball is going to happen.
Speaker 3: The problem is both coming off that loss as well.
Speaker 3: So but maybe that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe it'll be a real good game because they'll both
Speaker 2: be cracking in low skill, high pressure.
Speaker 1: To watch Sunday afternoons and then after that we've got
Speaker 1: oh no, there's Melbourne and Richmond both have a bias,
Speaker 1: a bit of a refresher for both. Then we talked
Speaker 1: about them, you know, maybe needing it with a few
Speaker 1: injuries on the list, it's going to make them better
Speaker 1: for the long term of the season. But that is
Speaker 1: it from the games this week coming out now, this
Speaker 1: is one of the parts where we blossom. Right, this
Speaker 1: is a footy questions as we get back to the community.
Speaker 1: This is the reason why we're here. We want to
Speaker 1: give back to the people are listening to this podcast.
Speaker 3: Love this, love the fan questions to death now rely.
Speaker 2: Like we talked about, this means we don't have to
Speaker 2: do as much work because the fans do half the
Speaker 2: heavy lifting for us.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 2: I feel like Patrick crips after Sam Welsh came back
Speaker 2: into the team. I just get to chill out for
Speaker 2: a week.
Speaker 1: Jeesus, that just subtle.
Speaker 2: That makes it seventeen minutes into this podcast and he
Speaker 2: hears that I am fucked.
Speaker 1: That's so good Luck.
Speaker 3: Fine, now questions, let's jump into this one. This is
Speaker 3: for Luck. This is from Lucky to you. Who's the goat,
Speaker 3: greatest of all time? And that's all it said.
Speaker 1: So I say every sport whenever he talks about this,
Speaker 1: and I can't go past Serena Williams. I think you
Speaker 1: look at the total championships, the total amount of wins
Speaker 1: and everything else, like had the kid in the middle
Speaker 1: of it, a bit of why not you know you MJ,
Speaker 1: you know, had the baseball you know, little blip. I
Speaker 1: guess that he went and did in the middle of
Speaker 1: his career. Obviously won a lot of championships, But if
Speaker 1: you're looking at numbers statistics, it's tough to say it's
Speaker 1: not Serena Williams.
Speaker 3: How's it not Novak Jockfit.
Speaker 1: He's getting there, he's not finished yet. You can't say
Speaker 1: he's the goat. Yeah, he's already the goat.
Speaker 2: He's better than the other guys that were considered to
Speaker 2: He's better, like he's flogging Federal.
Speaker 1: I will say that. The amazing thing is, yeah, he
Speaker 1: did it in the industry, sorry, in a part of
Speaker 1: sporting history where there was other gun tennis players that
Speaker 1: were playing. So I'm still going Serena.
Speaker 2: I still think it's a dope sport that it's like,
Speaker 2: that's hard anything that's one on one you and your brains.
Speaker 2: So I would just capitulate. What else were we got
Speaker 2: it from Jayden? Probably Stevenson. No, it's not Jaden Stevenson,
Speaker 2: but he wants to know who's your favorite Akos brother.
Speaker 3: It's got to be one favorite son.
Speaker 1: I love them both, let's be honest. That doesn't matter
Speaker 1: now I'll go no, I do love them both. Absolute legs.
Speaker 1: But I probably played midfield a bit more with with Nick,
Speaker 1: so I probably see a bit more of him in
Speaker 1: the in the center like Josh does playing in the
Speaker 1: in the midfield, but he plays on the wing, so
Speaker 1: you don't probably see him in the contest as much.
Speaker 1: So I probably interact with Nick on the field a
Speaker 1: bit more.
Speaker 3: Toup that Josh hate.
Speaker 2: And he's been around the club longer, you're not making
Speaker 2: an effort to get to know the boys. On to
Speaker 2: the best midfielder in the comp from Dan Walker all the.
Speaker 1: Time, and Pelly had a slow slow day last week,
Speaker 1: wasn't as much as his previous weeks, but I'm still
Speaker 1: saying that's one of the best in the comp. His
Speaker 1: abiliting is to move around the way he does at
Speaker 1: the height he is and the way he is is
Speaker 1: so impressive. He can go down and take a clunk,
Speaker 1: he can absolutely just smash their people and get out
Speaker 1: of tackles and break break whatever is in front of them.
Speaker 1: But he's one of those is just so multifaceted in
Speaker 1: there in their midfield. It's tough to go past him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to think of some but nothing got
Speaker 2: nothing this one. Would you rather kick a sick goal
Speaker 2: sharkers or take a huge hangar from Mountie.
Speaker 1: I actually think it's the hangar because if you look
Speaker 1: at like what people remember more, it's a hangar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sick goals get kicked every week, let's be honest. But
Speaker 1: a hangar that just lasts a lifetime or But the
Speaker 1: thing is is like whenever I jump in the air,
Speaker 1: it's not really that impressive. So not getting off the
Speaker 1: ground as much as you know Jeremy Howard and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, where like if I got on someone's shoulders
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten killers, they collapse. They don't hold
Speaker 1: you up. Yeah, they just far from underneath you, so
Speaker 1: you don't really get that nice look and just clunk
Speaker 1: above people's heads.
Speaker 3: I'm going to run with a couple of that you've taken.
Speaker 2: So obviously there was the big chair ride that you
Speaker 2: got against Essen in that time where you looked like
Speaker 2: you were sitting on an invisible seat just hanging that.
Speaker 3: It was very It was odd goal. I feel like
Speaker 3: my fa like.
Speaker 2: The running bounce gulls are always hilarious, but you did
Speaker 2: one against Richmond not in the twenty eighteen prelim. It
Speaker 2: was like in a normal game and you walked around
Speaker 2: like three Richmond players and like snapped the goal and
Speaker 2: it's like where that I was?
Speaker 1: I was confused. I was like, where's the handball? Did
Speaker 1: someone come and take the ball from me?
Speaker 2: It wouldn't from like forty that was wild, I reckon,
Speaker 2: that's probably my I was more surprised.
Speaker 1: I think they went through after you could see in
Speaker 1: my face of like, holy shit, actually went through the post.
Speaker 2: So was that one like a stock standard like from
Speaker 2: the pocket? You kicked that snap like last year?
Speaker 1: Yeah, from versus n that was wild. That was pretty fun.
Speaker 2: It went through perfectly. Let's jump over to the general
Speaker 2: life questions.
Speaker 3: We do love these.
Speaker 2: This one from Beckmac what has surprised you about Ossie culture?
Speaker 2: I read that so slow because the font is small.
Speaker 2: After that, sorry, what surprised you about Ossie culture?
Speaker 1: I would say one of the weirdest things is the
Speaker 1: bread for sausage rolls. Sausage sizzles the whole, like the
Speaker 1: white bread. It's so weird to me. Like I understand
Speaker 1: the Sunday at Bunnings, you get it, but like the
Speaker 1: fact that you don't have just like a bun for
Speaker 1: a hot dog that is like in a very meriative thing. Right,
Speaker 1: we have hot dog buns in America, And like whenever
Speaker 1: I came here and saw a slice of bread used,
Speaker 1: and I told someone this week and I was like,
Speaker 1: it was as if you had nothing else in the pantry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're like, what can we put together here? Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll throw some even hundreds of thousands butter and bread.
Speaker 1: We'll just put that together. We'll slap it on and
Speaker 1: feed our children with it. And it is one of
Speaker 1: the weirdest things. But I think the multi of what
Speaker 1: y'all use for bread here is just like there's no
Speaker 1: limit to it. Anything. You can just slap bread on.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, that'll be good. We got sourdough and
Speaker 1: shit like do it fancy bread to it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have good bread. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I say the food. The food here, Tim Tams a
Speaker 1: few the things and VEGGIEMI we're not going to go there.
Speaker 2: I don't think we're picking out food because you guys
Speaker 2: are that obase over there.
Speaker 1: Like sugar and everything. I'm not saying it's better, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying.
Speaker 3: It's different times. I reckon, we have got you guys
Speaker 3: that far covered breakfast.
Speaker 1: It's not wellut doubt and coffee obviously, but we'll move
Speaker 1: on the next one. What did you do during the
Speaker 1: bye week? From a Laurel twenty second.
Speaker 3: I'll answer that, would you asked?
Speaker 1: Because we were all sick?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, I did a lot of work. We
Speaker 2: got a flat out week, and then I've been setting up.
Speaker 2: We've got a studio tour, We've got a couple of
Speaker 2: tours's got a couple.
Speaker 3: Of new podcasts, starting.
Speaker 1: Up Businesses podcast over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we did.
Speaker 2: We did a six hour live stream of UFC three hundred,
Speaker 2: which is pretty wide time jeers. But yeah, it was
Speaker 2: basically setting up for that. In between just flamming it up.
Speaker 1: Loving that she was great, delicious. I was so tired
Speaker 1: all week. What about you? I had a very wholesome
Speaker 1: little weekend. I went to the markets, got a new plant.
Speaker 1: I'm very much a planted guy. My house is like
Speaker 1: and it's that they're thriving. I'll be honest. Real plants,
Speaker 1: real plants. Everyone says they're fake, but they're real. Green
Speaker 1: thumb's get a lot of light in your apartment. Enough, yeah, enough,
Speaker 1: I'll open the windows every morning for it. Just to
Speaker 1: make sure my babies are happy. It's the only responsibility
Speaker 1: to have. I don't have a girlfriend and don't have
Speaker 1: a job. Sorry, I have a job, so I don't
Speaker 1: have a dog, so dog it's a very little responsibility.
Speaker 1: So I you know, my plants are my my biggest
Speaker 1: care at the house. But yeah, just went around and
Speaker 1: had nice coffee, chilled out some friends I haven't seen
Speaker 1: in a long time, and it was nice. Nice at
Speaker 1: the weekend. Nice.
Speaker 2: Now this one, this will split the nation from Zach Matthews.
Speaker 2: Jocks or silky boxes or full briefs like silky boxers.
Speaker 3: Who's silky boxes?
Speaker 1: That's that's a present from your your wife or girlfriend
Speaker 1: for sure. Silky boxers.
Speaker 2: Silky boxes flashbacks are like you think you're Hugh Halfner.
Speaker 2: Flashbacks are like high school where the guys are like
Speaker 2: wearing the silky boxes and their pants fall down and
Speaker 2: like the silky boxes mushroom out of the top of
Speaker 2: the jeans.
Speaker 1: Freak.
Speaker 3: I don't know what girls were looking at us, going
Speaker 3: like fucking hell, I gotta be attracted to one of
Speaker 3: the and boner territory gonna say, silky boxes. I don't
Speaker 3: like them.
Speaker 2: Jocks I'm not going with those triangles like when I
Speaker 2: was a kid. Maybe when I was a kid, No,
Speaker 2: thank you. It's box of briefs, like the fool briefs,
Speaker 2: like the bike shots. Almost yeah, I got those of
Speaker 2: the bamboo ones.
Speaker 1: Three step one.
Speaker 2: I swear they must think that I have like stocks
Speaker 2: in step one because I tell everyone, And that's the
Speaker 2: only gift I ever get from my family for every occasion, Birthday, Christmas,
Speaker 2: I just load me up with step ones.
Speaker 1: There's nice litt nugget for you.
Speaker 3: I had about four hundred of them.
Speaker 1: They're the best. That's absurd, Okay, the best jox is
Speaker 1: the answer. I think silky boxers is fairway down the list.
Speaker 3: No full briefs.
Speaker 1: Is that what jocks are? Yeah? Just the triangles. The
Speaker 1: jocks are triangles. I kind of thought they were. I
Speaker 1: am the brief skuy, but yeah, couple jock boxes, but
Speaker 1: eight out of like jock MATI we just called bhity
Speaker 1: tidies back. I think the skid stains on the back
Speaker 1: would just cramp everything up too much, wouldn't it. It's
Speaker 1: just it's a lot of real old man really secure.
Speaker 1: We don't need to dissect.
Speaker 3: Really secure, but way too tight.
Speaker 1: Wa way too. Let's move on to the next big
Speaker 1: your favorite bet you just love that.
Speaker 3: You've got plenty of updates to this one stacks kids.
Speaker 1: Do I want kids? Brighton? I would love kids. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine pop out a kid? I've got a few contracts.
Speaker 1: I think I've verbally signed with a few people are
Speaker 1: over six foot? Where if I don't, you know, have
Speaker 1: a kid before like thirty five? You know, you just
Speaker 1: have a kid with them, push them off to the NBA,
Speaker 1: make a bit of money, and just see the financial benefit.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's slavery a little bit, but it's okay.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so everyone wants to know about the father son.
Speaker 2: You're eligible for father son a hundred games?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Uh?
Speaker 3: What will you be seeing a eight foot Mason around.
Speaker 1: Without a question?
Speaker 3: Have you thought of kid names?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: My middle name's Troyce. Maybe Troy Troy's a strong name,
Speaker 1: strong name. If I did have kids that I put
Speaker 1: in the basketball early, that's what I would do. No
Speaker 1: offense AFL, But yeah, I wouldn't mind. Kids are one
Speaker 1: day one day? What else were out there? What did
Speaker 1: I put on my hinge? What do you put on
Speaker 1: a hinge? Profile?
Speaker 3: Do you have a voice prompt.
Speaker 1: I feel like voice prompt are a bit weird.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, every time I listen to one Kraane, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: I need to remove.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something that's funny, something I'll engage conversation. Isn't that
Speaker 1: the point of the props. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard.
Speaker 1: Google it, Google it?
Speaker 3: What the best one for anything?
Speaker 1: You did? Chat GPT.
Speaker 2: Everything, every email I've ever If you ever received an
Speaker 2: email from me, and it doesn't sound like an eight.
Speaker 3: Year old wrote it, chat GPT because I am dumb.
Speaker 1: Bro, I would say.
Speaker 3: You can't say yep, you're pretty. Have you been on
Speaker 3: any dates.
Speaker 1: Like man, I have actually recently. Yeah, it's all about
Speaker 1: it right into a guy with amazing cos date. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't take a guard day. I actually did. I
Speaker 1: did have a bro date the other day. The plant. No,
Speaker 1: well that was this is a this is a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, and we're sitting there and like it
Speaker 1: was just us in this back into this restaurant and
Speaker 1: this girl comes in to like order a drink and
Speaker 1: she's got a little kvoodal and the dogs aren't allowed
Speaker 1: in the restaurant, and she kind of said a few
Speaker 1: few shampers, and she kind of walks over and like
Speaker 1: kind of looks at us, you know, and gives a
Speaker 1: look to our table of just two dudes sitting there
Speaker 1: having a nice, nice dinner. It just drops, the dog
Speaker 1: drops it, but like puts it down, does it? Puts
Speaker 1: the dog down, just puts it, like puts it on
Speaker 1: the floor. Let's go with that. Yeah, floor, And the dog, obviously,
Speaker 1: being a dog, like looks around for the next human
Speaker 1: being to go run to, and like we're the only
Speaker 1: two people in the actual place. So the dog sprints up,
Speaker 1: you know, jumps on one of those Yeah, your dog
Speaker 1: is nuts, that's all. That's scary that your dog scares
Speaker 1: the ship out of me. But this dog runs over
Speaker 1: to us, and it was like the ultimate opener, you know.
Speaker 1: It was very but it was so obvious though that
Speaker 1: we both kind of chuckled about it. And she was
Speaker 1: so she had quite a few trains that you could tell.
Speaker 1: And then the lady that we had made friends with
Speaker 1: that was working behind the bar saw this whole interaction
Speaker 1: and come straight over and was like, miss, you need
Speaker 1: to leave. It was like, you need to you need
Speaker 1: to leave. This table kicked her back outside.
Speaker 3: Line did you drop your dog?
Speaker 1: Like? No. But the weird thing is, on Friday night,
Speaker 1: I saw her in line at this speech that I
Speaker 1: went to speaking gig and she was in the line
Speaker 1: getting the water behind me, and I don't think she
Speaker 1: even knewho I was. It was just like had no clue.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I reckon, she's had one too
Speaker 1: many drinks that that's for sure, doesn't remember anything that happened.
Speaker 1: And asked her at the end, I go, how's the
Speaker 1: how's the dog going? I said the dog's name? She
Speaker 1: was like, freaking the how the hell do you talk
Speaker 1: about asking about my dog? Yeah, but you get the man,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 3: I feel like you're lying to us.
Speaker 1: But something else.
Speaker 2: I went out to the bar like I went out
Speaker 2: on Chapel Street, which is why I got sick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I shouldn't ever leave the road that runs between
Speaker 2: my house and the studio.
Speaker 3: And it serves me right.
Speaker 2: But I feel like this girl was trying to chat
Speaker 2: me out because she was watching the footing and she
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I put a tip on like the
Speaker 2: bulldogs to win by this much, and we're like we're
Speaker 2: watching it and that, and I was like, ah, you're
Speaker 2: fuck this up? Yeah, stuff this tip tips are ship
Speaker 2: And then I just kept dancing and I was like later,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, she's probably like chatting.
Speaker 1: To me, She's trying to get an open conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just shut it down.
Speaker 1: Someone told me the other day that Australian men don't
Speaker 1: approach Australian women. Is that a thing? Well, men are
Speaker 1: afraid to approach women here in this country. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't Maybe when we put this
Speaker 1: out to the to the world, is that the truth women?
Speaker 1: Did men not approach women in Australia? Is that's an issue?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But like I think we've been through it, but
Speaker 2: I reckon It's like if you if you're ugly and
Speaker 2: you go up to a hot chicken, you're like, hey,
Speaker 2: how's it going. It's like, oh, this creep came up
Speaker 2: to me and started harassing. And then it's like if
Speaker 2: the same person came up said the same thing, but
Speaker 2: they were good looking, It's like, oh man, this, how
Speaker 2: do you fucking try to know?
Speaker 1: Also versus the situation right, like, what for a male
Speaker 1: is an acceptable place in time to like start conversation
Speaker 1: with a female? It is? It whenever you're ordering drinks
Speaker 1: at the bar, I feel like that's the time to
Speaker 1: go and kind of be like standing next to someone
Speaker 1: you're kind in the same faceny, like what are you
Speaker 1: getting you now? What do you what's the drink of
Speaker 1: the night.
Speaker 2: Or if you chatting someone up at the bar, you're
Speaker 2: looking for a different thing. It's not I'm not thinking
Speaker 2: married my wife and had kids.
Speaker 1: Because everyone to somewhere, well that or what your hinge profile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much, either that or the hinge Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. We don't approach.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's I think it's approached
Speaker 1: the bar or you're sitting next to him. It's got
Speaker 1: to be some kind of like in the vicinity somehow
Speaker 1: you kind of cross pass. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Another side note from the Chapel Street trip was I
Speaker 2: went out with gas and he got egged on the
Speaker 2: way home and then he was like, I.
Speaker 1: Got in the car.
Speaker 3: No, he was walking home.
Speaker 1: He got egged.
Speaker 3: Someone walking leaning out of the car threw an egg.
Speaker 1: At him, and that's the new like milk into the
Speaker 1: and we were like he was just.
Speaker 3: Text me about it and we're like, oh, that's wild.
Speaker 2: And then he was on TikTok and some girl was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was just me, but I
Speaker 2: got egged on the walk home from Chapel Street. And
Speaker 2: then in the comments everyone's like, I got egged on
Speaker 2: the walk home from Chapel Street.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just a baker's, doesn't It was more than.
Speaker 3: Cereal egger going down Chapel Street just egging people.
Speaker 1: Godly, that would be a rough thing to go from
Speaker 1: like one bar to another, get egged in the head
Speaker 1: and you're sitting there and covered in egg juice going
Speaker 1: into the next place trying to hit on someone.
Speaker 2: Like the girl on TikTok was like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 2: went in, got into a place, washed it off and
Speaker 2: went home immediately because and all that's not a deck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not fun. Whoever's doing that stuff also eggs
Speaker 1: top egg. I would feel like it would hurt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this ship got drilled in the back of the head,
Speaker 3: not where you want.
Speaker 1: To get hit with an egg. If it's like one
Speaker 1: of the smaller Now this.
Speaker 3: One, we can move on to this one. Best outfit
Speaker 3: choice for first dates.
Speaker 2: Now, Mason, if you're only listening to this, let me
Speaker 2: describe what Mason's wearing.
Speaker 3: And he has no idea that he's doing something terrible.
Speaker 1: Is it that bad?
Speaker 3: So he's wearing black jeans, and obviously his legs are
Speaker 3: four k's long, so they're not that long.
Speaker 2: It's not like I see a lot of ankle, and
Speaker 2: I can see a lot of ankle because he's wearing
Speaker 2: ankle socks. He's wearing ankle socks, runners and black jeans.
Speaker 2: White ankle socks.
Speaker 1: They matched the white shoes.
Speaker 2: Now no one wears ankle socks anymore. And I feel
Speaker 2: like there's only a certain thing that you can get
Speaker 2: away with ankle socks. It's got to be like I
Speaker 2: don't know, I feel like it's an ick.
Speaker 1: Are a lot of games, so what's allowed. It's either
Speaker 1: no show a long side or long side, but you
Speaker 1: can't be wearing It's pretty hard to get away with
Speaker 1: white socks and black jeans too.
Speaker 2: We're talking off air. I feel like a bit of
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson going on. If you if you're doing that,
Speaker 2: I think, so, yeah, you gotta get You can go
Speaker 2: with the black socks, but they've got to be long side.
Speaker 1: White long socks. No offense because you're wearing it right now,
Speaker 1: but I don't feel like they look good.
Speaker 2: See that's there's not many people on the planet Earth
Speaker 2: that think like white lung socks. They're fine, they're good.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe maybe it's ready. It's a red flag to
Speaker 1: wear white. I'm looking at show so.
Speaker 3: Much ankle right now.
Speaker 1: I feel ankle. But I mean it's sixteen, you know what,
Speaker 1: big flippers, big flippers.
Speaker 3: So would you wear that on a first day? Shorts
Speaker 3: on a first date?
Speaker 1: I would wear this on a first date. Or a
Speaker 1: leather jacket out the other night, that fine statement. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt like John Travolta, did you pop the color? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well it was it was too small the day and
Speaker 3: you're like, I forget about it.
Speaker 1: I had to crash an ak. I gotta tell this
Speaker 1: story actually walking the street that day. It's one of
Speaker 1: my friends and it's like before we had a few
Speaker 1: drinks over the weekend and there was this party on
Speaker 1: this top of the roof of this building next to
Speaker 1: my house, and I was like, oh, I wonder what's
Speaker 1: going on there? You know, just big disco lights, there's
Speaker 1: people parting out of the back. Oh this movie. It's
Speaker 1: like some little house party or something so kind of
Speaker 1: like waltz in and you see it's an event space,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at my friends at all we go out?
Speaker 1: Should we just crash the party? Just check it out?
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's the kind of fun thing to do.
Speaker 1: Just walk in. There's no way of like knowing who
Speaker 1: it was or what it was for or anything. And
Speaker 1: so we're sitting there looking at we find O it's
Speaker 1: an event space, and the elevator comes down. We're having
Speaker 1: this conversation where not we go and crash it? And
Speaker 1: then the elevator stops and people get off and we're
Speaker 1: walking next to him at the same time, and I
Speaker 1: was like, before they get out of there, I was going, oh,
Speaker 1: I guarantee you we could walk in. No one would
Speaker 1: say anything. We just get through a foot tall bro
Speaker 1: yeah no or someone whatever it is. And the people
Speaker 1: walk out and it's like four like seventeen or eighteen
Speaker 1: year old girls and like two parents. And I look
Speaker 1: at my friend he goes, yeah, I don't think we're
Speaker 1: gonna go. The girl's like, oh my god, I've got
Speaker 1: to take the fun. I was like, oh, what's going
Speaker 1: on upstairs? Like an eighteenth birthday party? I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, we're gonna go, We're gonna leave this,
Speaker 1: We're out of here. We'll see you right now. And
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a business event. I thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna be good fun. Yeah. Maybe so I
Speaker 1: was like thirty years old or something. But it was
Speaker 1: in eighteenth So that's glad. I didn't hit the button
Speaker 1: to go up in that elevator a little bit a
Speaker 1: rude awake and be like, oh, floor seven, now must
Speaker 1: be floor five. I was trying to get.
Speaker 3: That's where you're at. You're like, oh, business party, that
Speaker 3: could be fun.
Speaker 1: It was like a business building. I totally misread the situation.
Speaker 1: It was an eighteen year old's birthday party.
Speaker 2: Now speaking eighteen year old, just show up now, speaking
Speaker 2: of misreading the situation, goodbye.
Speaker 3: Kiss on a first day, yes or no.
Speaker 1: He depends how well it goes. I don't think the
Speaker 1: first day is what I find awkward. Is you know,
Speaker 1: whenever you drive someone home, when you're in the car
Speaker 1: and the whole lean over the middle console kiss. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's always weird. Yeah, that's always a tough one. Yeah
Speaker 1: you said that, and I was like, he does do that.
Speaker 1: In my mind, I was like I can see this.
Speaker 2: I've had the We got feedback over the you Smell
Speaker 2: Good thing, which was actually a joke last podcast when
Speaker 2: I said it it was a joke, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got some good feedback. The kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I reckon it just depends on how many
Speaker 2: drinks you've both had. I want to make that clear,
Speaker 2: because if if you've had a ton of drinks and
Speaker 2: she hasn't, don't that's criminal spirits. I had gone in
Speaker 2: we both had kisses, drinks, kisses. Well, yeah, we shared
Speaker 2: a kiss, we both had drinks, and then I went
Speaker 2: the kiss reciprocated, but then got a weird look after it,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 3: I know straight away every time where it's like never
Speaker 3: see you again, Like it's more one way. It's like
Speaker 3: them looking at me going like why am I here?
Speaker 1: Do you think? They look at the mole and they're
Speaker 1: like either you like, you hate?
Speaker 3: That's real split and like that's the benefit of having
Speaker 3: the app. I think they see it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd recognize you if you didn't
Speaker 1: have the male Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now I'm scared to lose it because it's like, what
Speaker 3: do I look like under there?
Speaker 1: A child like white skin? Like sun Tan has seen
Speaker 1: the sun in ten years scenario.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm going to do this as well, because I reckon,
Speaker 2: I'm in that bad shape, like all those questions. I
Speaker 2: haven't been on a date lately. I went on that
Speaker 2: last day that was a car crash. So what I'm
Speaker 2: going to do is like I'm a soldier, right, tell
Speaker 2: me what to wear, I'll wear it. Tell me what
Speaker 2: to do, I'll do it. Tell me what my hairstyle
Speaker 2: should be, tell me where I should go. I need
Speaker 2: advice down to the teeth. So jump on, jump onto
Speaker 2: my insta. Dude, go to Brydon dot Cox.
Speaker 1: You're giving me and everyone else full control.
Speaker 3: Tell me what to do, because like this is what
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I go to the same guy to get my haircut,
Speaker 2: but unfortunately he was fired. So I walked in there,
Speaker 2: I said, I said, you'll do whoever. The guy that
Speaker 2: he had scoliosis so bad. He looked like a question mark.
Speaker 2: And normally I wouldn't point out someone's to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Normally I wouldn't point out someone's physical flaws. But he
Speaker 2: fucked my hair up, so screw him, and he's like
Speaker 2: bent ask fine, So and then I just go into
Speaker 2: Uniclo and I dropped like six hundred bucks on fifty
Speaker 2: of the exact same T shirt. And then I just
Speaker 2: wear the same thing every single day because I'm just
Speaker 2: I'm doing the business thing and I don't have time
Speaker 2: to think about the other stuff. So I need you
Speaker 2: to go for all those like I need girls. I
Speaker 2: don't need guys to come across and tell me what
Speaker 2: to wear because they don't know. So girls, this isn't
Speaker 2: a creepy ploy. Come over to my Instagram, DM me
Speaker 2: be like, wear this, where that?
Speaker 1: Go here?
Speaker 3: First date? Here?
Speaker 2: Tell me what to do because I have no freaking
Speaker 2: idea and I'm not taking advice. I'm not taking advice
Speaker 2: from Mason Cox who walks around with his ankles out.
Speaker 3: I need good advice. I need good advice. Where's the
Speaker 3: first day?
Speaker 2: Because I just take them to the one same spot
Speaker 2: and eventually the bartender is going to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're here last a week with you talking about just it.
Speaker 3: Just I don't need that.
Speaker 2: I need some options, I need some clothes. I need
Speaker 2: I need I'm starting to scratch. I'm starting at the bottom.
Speaker 2: Hands hands up.
Speaker 3: I need help. I love that first first step admitting
Speaker 3: you have a problem.
Speaker 2: Second step getting help, getting help, not getting help from
Speaker 2: you because you're single and alone forever.
Speaker 1: Thank you, I appreciate that's very kind of you. We're
Speaker 1: going to end the podcast.
Speaker 2: So we'll taking advice from Harrison either. I see him
Speaker 2: laughing away behind that.
Speaker 1: He's the only one that's actually on the missus here.
Speaker 1: We're going to end the podcast on that. Hopefully everyone
Speaker 1: enjoyed the preview and a bit of the fan questions.
Speaker 1: Thank you for us as always for putting him in.
Speaker 1: Appreciate that. It's always good fun to connect backed with
Speaker 1: what everyone's interested in about our lives, about football and
Speaker 1: everything else that is included. But a massive, massive thank
Speaker 1: you to everyone that's involved. Hopefully you have an incredible
Speaker 1: weekend ahead of you. The footy is going to be
Speaker 1: incredible and we'll see how it all pans out. There's
Speaker 1: a quite a few little interesting matchups over the weekend,
Speaker 1: but it's gonna be a good one.
Speaker 3: You'll smash, so you'll smash it. Plumber.
Speaker 1: Tom will tell everyone thank you so much for tuning in,
Speaker 1: and we will see you next week. Dan