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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: In the middle of the show, my wife messaged me,

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Speaker 1: and this happens with way too much ease. My wife, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: I love her, but she does not respect that this

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Speaker 1: is a high skilled job. It's like you're on a

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Speaker 1: safety wire every day and there's no safety in it

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Speaker 1: underneath me. We could all fall off this safety net

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Speaker 1: at any moment. My wife doesn't respect that. I keep

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Speaker 1: saying to it, it's like I'm in surgery for three

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Speaker 1: hour or well, actually, in my heart, I could never

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Speaker 1: see that out loudery, but thank you for seeing what

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Speaker 1: I do here. My wife just sees it like most

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Speaker 1: of the time I'm sat around my feet up, just

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Speaker 1: you know, yacking up in here with you. That's how

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Speaker 1: it looks to an untrained observer. You might see Federer

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Speaker 1: playing a great game, but he loves having a little

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Speaker 1: knock around there, you know, Rod Laver, No, he's at work.

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Speaker 1: He's not being messaged when he's cleaning his racket exactly anyway,

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Speaker 1: she said, Chris is about to run out of fuel.

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Speaker 1: Can you find out how many k's are in the

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Speaker 1: reserve tank of my car? I've got to make it

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Speaker 1: twenty six k's. I'm running late. No one's how to

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Speaker 1: do these complicated masks very quickly. Whis also hosting the show.

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Speaker 1: This is not the first time. My wife is a

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Speaker 1: repeat offender of for me. As soon as I get

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Speaker 3: For cow No.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, always ready, what happens

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Speaker 4: I just got an.

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Speaker 1: Now the ambos are taken too long together, I'll drive you.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm empty. You're going to conk out.

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Speaker 3: Quarter tank will get you to anything?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, you go No no, what if the

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Speaker 1: zombies come and need I need to go to the

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Speaker 3: I didn't fact you're in the zombies.

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Speaker 1: Always be ready for a zombie apocalypse. And you're gonna

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Speaker 1: You an empty tankers in that mummy's volvo, you look

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Speaker 5: If it hits the light, I'll start. That is when

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Speaker 5: I'll start to think about getting fuel. But before then,

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Speaker 5: come on, I feel like you have to make sure

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Speaker 1: To me, it's like when you haven't eaten anything for

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Speaker 1: Sunday roast in. Oh you can hear it's slotting, yes, y, yes,

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Speaker 6: I heard you talking about Sarah asking you how many

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Speaker 1: You're right, my wife does same as in the perhaps

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Speaker 8: Absolutely hate I know, but you.

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Speaker 1: Keep thinking that when you're still in that reserve face. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sure where I she told always was that's a minute away.

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Speaker 1: I don't listen, princess. This dams always have been picked

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Speaker 1: your behavior. All right, So are you an empty tanker, Caitlyn?

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised because the speeds that you run that car out.

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Speaker 9: I go at the speed that my body feels.

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Speaker 1: As it should, rules, regulations and limits of people like you.

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Speaker 9: I know what I'm doing. I can see people in

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Speaker 8: I'm in the slipstream constantly.

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Speaker 1: out and help them pushing. I'll help you, kind Samaritan. Yes,

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Speaker 11: And also on the old days, if you ran out

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Speaker 11: The literly just yes, start siphoning it out. Would have

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Speaker 2: But Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Right now, then empty tankers bad time to run out

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Speaker 1: of fuel. A lot of you are very proud empty tankers. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you know. I think it's like people that are they

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Speaker 1: get some sort of weird I would say, sick, perverted thrill. Christian,

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Speaker 3: No, dangerous push.

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Speaker 1: Another time we brought a ute nine hours away from home.

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Speaker 1: also an empty tanker. I love going as long as possible,

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Speaker 1: I won't I make it? I get my mediocre thrill

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Speaker 1: Let's take some stories here, Lawson, good morning, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. Good morning, christ Hey Lawson. What's your story

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Speaker 1: about a bad time to rise.

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Speaker 13: And a twenty ahead of me?

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Speaker 3: Sorrylawton?

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Speaker 1: Okay, sorry what was that, Lawson?

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Speaker 14: I'm tied.

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Speaker 13: I was sitting on empty with a twenty five minute

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Speaker 1: How could you live like this? Lawson? The stress, the fear.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. So what if you run out?

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Speaker 12: Well, you know your car, you know you're going.

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Speaker 1: how you get on. But good luck. Thanks going on

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Speaker 12: Thanks you very much.

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Speaker 1: Leanne, good morning.

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Speaker 12: Hell my, Christian. I absolutely think every car is only

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Speaker 12: polite that it beeps actually when it needs fuel.

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Speaker 1: Actually you should sing to you car. It should just

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Speaker 1: my tummy. If that went on a loop and you'd

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Speaker 12: It didn't beap at me. And I broke down in

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Speaker 1: Now, when I say benjam injuries, it doesn't have to

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Speaker 3: You can do all sorts of things in a bedroom.

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Speaker 11: Max just starts vomiting throughout the house.

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Speaker 1: This is what I was looking after him as well

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Speaker 1: as so when your watch on my watch, Oh dear,

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Speaker 1: and my.

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Speaker 11: Mother in law too, who's been a massive under the bus.

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Speaker 11: He's been a huge help for us over the years.

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Speaker 11: He's amazing but I thought, oh, what's happened here? And

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Speaker 11: so he vomits in the bedroom. Bonnie freaks out, runs in,

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Speaker 11: slips over on Max's vomit.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, onto that waterpad you've got as well,

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Speaker 1: and you've got the memories on the ceiling and oh gosh.

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Speaker 1: So she falls over and smashes her head into the vomits.

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Speaker 1: So she's gone.

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Speaker 11: She's freaking out. I'm freaking out. We have to rush

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Speaker 11: him to the hospital. She's trying to get the vomit

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Speaker 11: out of her hair before we go to the hospital.

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Speaker 1: Is just a complete disaster. Wow, it's like a vomit

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Speaker 1: sort of slip inside slid like first manage that all

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Speaker 1: sorts of things can happen in the bed.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: All right, so we're looking for your bedroom injury stories.

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Speaker 1: Quite a few of these are unbroadcastable.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's one way to put it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for Joey. Joey, Rea relayd in

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Speaker 1: great detail the story about the chili and the moisturizer. Oh, Belinda,

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Speaker 1: good morning, Yes.

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Speaker 17: Good morning, Christian, Patsy and ours, how are you today?

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Speaker 1: Were good? Welcome to show. Blinda, have you having a

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Speaker 1: lovely week.

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Speaker 12: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I am no blinda. What happened in the bedroom?

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Speaker 17: Okay? So I woke up in the middle of the

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Speaker 17: night to use the bathroom facilities, as one does, and

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Speaker 17: my blood pressure obviously dropped drastically and I fainted my paints.

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Speaker 17: I hit the end of the bed and smashed my face,

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Speaker 17: broke the bridge of my nose, and I had a

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Speaker 17: huge black eye, passed out on the ground.

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Speaker 2: Awful.

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Speaker 17: My husband woke me up. I had blood pouring out

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Speaker 17: of my nose. He kind of fixed everything up, and

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Speaker 17: then for the rest.

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Speaker 1: Of the went back to bed.

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Speaker 17: Three weeks I had to explain to people why I

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Speaker 17: had a massive black eye and broken bridge.

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Speaker 18: Of my nose.

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Speaker 1: After all that. Yeah, good point. Sorry the guy who

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Speaker 1: used to stand there, do you remember he's famous for

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Speaker 1: the unnecessary backup question? Let it go with him? Let

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Speaker 1: it go with him, Okay, to shake it off, just

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Speaker 1: shake it off. But we didn't need to go back

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Speaker 1: to her needing that peak. We are live on air.

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Speaker 1: I always remember that back of the head radio if

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Speaker 1: you need to know an email over the weekend, actually

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Speaker 1: even that sort HI read the pigeons. A follow up question,

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Speaker 1: did you cope anyway, Blinda, thank you very much. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to who we got here. Wade. Good morning, Wade,

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Speaker 1: good morning. How are we welcome to show? Wade? What

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Speaker 1: happened in the bedroom? Well?

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Speaker 15: An odd physical h was.

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Speaker 1: At the moment on there is an item inserted physically?

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Speaker 1: What accidental?

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Speaker 15: Rude?

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Speaker 1: Hangman? How we started? What was the item inserted physically?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Colonel Mustard with the lead piping, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. We'll try to wait again. It's got a

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Speaker 1: jewels now, jewels, good morning.

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Speaker 16: Good morning. My husband was a really good cyclist and

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Speaker 16: he won this amazing trophy in Italy which was like

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Speaker 16: massive and had a very heavy marble bass. Anyway, when

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Speaker 16: we needed quiet time away from the kids in our bedroom,

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Speaker 16: that used to be the door stopper.

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Speaker 1: Oh what a great when we all had those.

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Speaker 16: I've watched one night I ran in eagerly.

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Speaker 14: I cracked my little toe.

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Speaker 1: On the old kiddie blocker.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, and currently I'm sporting a scab on my nose

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Speaker 16: from ripping my clothes off a little bit too eagerly

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Speaker 16: the other night too.

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Speaker 1: No follow up questions from you, Okay, were you the

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Speaker 1: amount of times we've had their kids when they were younger. Girl,

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Speaker 1: Why was the door locked in literally the afternoon? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how that happened. Quick, put something on.

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Speaker 1: It's good nic. Why's my weeping?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, all, that's always.

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Speaker 2: The Christian o'connal show podcast.

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Speaker 1: All right, what are the odds? What about a canine?

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Speaker 1: Want to get us going? Woof wolf? Okay, this comes

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Speaker 1: from Susan Christian. I got my dog from a breeder

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Speaker 1: in Tazzy. One day she mentioned that one of my

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Speaker 1: boys siblings had also come to Victoria to a family

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Speaker 1: out Coldstreamway. The guy apparently used to work at the

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Speaker 1: brewery but had since retired. She gave me his name.

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Speaker 1: I thought about calling, but never got around to it.

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Speaker 1: Then one day at work I got the spidey sense

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Speaker 1: I had to ring the brewery today. No idea who

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Speaker 1: was going to answer, but I had to make the call.

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Speaker 1: I rang them and I said, hear me, how, I

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Speaker 1: know this sounds weird, but I have to ring. I

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Speaker 1: have a Burmese dog and the guy used to manage

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Speaker 1: the brewery apparently had one too. Before I keep even

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Speaker 1: get any further, this guy at the other ring goes,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know his name. Do you mean Rob,

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Speaker 1: he's sitting here at the bar. I'll put you on Christian.

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Speaker 1: What the actual so gives me? The goosebugs full flavored

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Speaker 1: story is ff Susan.

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Speaker 8: Beautiful dogs two days?

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Speaker 1: What a story?

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Speaker 18: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Any more canine ones or cat ones, parakeets, maybe a

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Speaker 1: sub one of the next color wee animal. All right,

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Speaker 1: so we got here. We got the calls and stories

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Speaker 1: lined up. Noomi, good morning, Oh hello, Hello.

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Speaker 14: I love you guys so much.

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Speaker 1: Bless you, thank you very much for joining us, and

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Speaker 1: listen to the show. Now, what are the odds?

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Speaker 14: My name is Miami, Dennis our door to the school

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Speaker 14: probably a new right and a girl and and her

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Speaker 14: name was Miami.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that.

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Speaker 1: Is pretty special. The old Nami Bennett move Dennis Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.

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Speaker 1: I think it's Bennis. Is it Bennis with a B

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Speaker 1: with a D for Dennis. Be careful. This game could

555
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Speaker 1: really get out of hand. Actually, radio when accidentally rode Knowmi,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much, you call thank the old Naomi letters.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I do this game. My wife, well, I deliberately

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Speaker 1: pretend to misunderstand it should be telling me baron, Sharon,

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Speaker 1: shoul carry on. I went sorry, Darren, then you go

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Speaker 1: what are you sleeping? And later on I go, Karen,

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Speaker 1: and then you go, Okay. The hours in our marriage

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Speaker 1: it really hot up and then we make wild love.

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Speaker 3: That's how we do it, Sharon, Darren, who are you

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Speaker 3: right now?

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Speaker 1: Keeping going? Gris?

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Speaker 2: I like it?

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Speaker 1: No, it's too much. Not on the school run radio

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Speaker 1: when accidentally Rode know me, Dennis, get it right Rio, Cindy, Hello, Lindy,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Feel free to run with it today. Cindy,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. What are the arts?

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Speaker 16: Okay?

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Speaker 19: So I had a child with best friend that ended

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Speaker 19: up because we had school bag, which was really weird

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Speaker 19: because it was like a special edition sort of billibonging one. Anyway,

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Speaker 19: we found out that our parents had exactly the same name,

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Speaker 19: we lived at the same number of a different street.

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Speaker 18: Two of our brothers had the.

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Speaker 14: Same birthday, and when we got older we kind.

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Speaker 17: Of lost touch.

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Speaker 16: Scott in contact in and found out that two of

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Speaker 16: our kids were.

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Speaker 14: Born on the sack the same birthday, and we were

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Speaker 14: married on the same.

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Speaker 17: Day and the same year.

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Speaker 1: It's only were soul sisters kind of constantly aligned.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, and we're still friends.

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Speaker 1: Oh what a lovely story, Cindy.

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Speaker 17: Sorry, someone's just beating him.

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Speaker 1: No no, no no, and could be important. That could

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Speaker 1: be important if you're blocking a drive for our language.

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Speaker 14: We were born one month apart as well.

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Speaker 19: Wow, same day.

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Speaker 1: We've lost it. But there it was great up until

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Speaker 1: that the moment he got beat. We should have hung

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Speaker 1: up there. But I love it. Well done, Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. We're going to take a break. We'll come

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Speaker 1: back with more of your stories. And what are the odds?

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a bonus price if we can squeeze

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Speaker 1: one more, can we please? Animal want him?

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast, What.

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Speaker 1: Are the Odds? Stories of coincidence and chance Kate, Good morning,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 17: Good morning, What.

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Speaker 16: Are the odds?

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Speaker 20: I had an iPad stolen from my home. Months and

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Speaker 20: months later, I get a phone call the police have

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Speaker 20: identified my iPad. One of the police officers recognized photos

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Speaker 20: from my brother's wedding. He'd been to primary school with him,

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Speaker 20: knew the family, and contacted my mom.

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Speaker 1: For once, all those thousands of photos that just live

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Speaker 1: on our eye clouds actually come in useful. What a

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Speaker 1: great kind of Sherlock Holmes a modern day, Charlotte Scoll

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Speaker 1: Scull Terry. Wow, what a great story, Kate. Do you

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Speaker 1: live in a small of them?

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Speaker 8: Do you live in a small country town where everyone

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Speaker 8: knows everyone?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 8: Wow, even more phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: It was pretty phenomenal already, Kate. Thank you. How Patsy's upgraded. Kate,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much your story. Have a good day.

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Speaker 15: You have a great day.

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Speaker 1: Bye, one morning, We've got something one more, Tina, it's you.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Tina, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 18: Hello.

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Speaker 1: How are you? What are the odds? Tinos, what are

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Speaker 1: the odds? You got it?

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Speaker 2: Baby?

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Speaker 20: So I'm adopted, and I.

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Speaker 13: Was also studying teaching. I got my original birth certificate

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Speaker 13: when I was eighteen, and when I was twenty two,

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Speaker 13: on my teaching rounds, I noticed that my supervising teacher

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Speaker 13: I had the same surname as my surname on my

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Speaker 13: original birth certificate when I was born. So I asked her,

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Speaker 13: you happen to know such and such and she said,

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Speaker 13: oh my god, that's my you know whatever and my

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Speaker 13: auntie and yeah, we found out that we were actually

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Speaker 13: biological cousins.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: So still I'm still in touch with her, still in

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Speaker 13: touch with my biolot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, what a beautiful story.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, it was incredible. It was a fantastic placement.

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Speaker 17: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And is that funny sometimes that I don't for these

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Speaker 1: stories that are coincidence and chants and yet are they

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Speaker 1: because something like that that puts you to together one

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Speaker 1: If it's that's something bigger, that's an amazing story men

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Speaker 1: to be Yeah, are you from a town where everyone

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Speaker 1: knows each other's night? I was just asking for a

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Speaker 1: friend and what I work with, because you know, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't get any bigger. But it's from town with you

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Speaker 1: and a don you know, that's the holy grail that

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Speaker 1: we look for every week on this Tina awesome story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much recording, have a great day.

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Speaker 13: Thanksful lot.

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Speaker 17: Bye.

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Speaker 10: The Christian O'Connell show podcast will to confuse stories to

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Speaker 10: do with births and birthdays.

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Speaker 1: A Ria, you got a store about warm of either

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Speaker 1: or what happened at a birth or on a birthday?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I am a miracle baby than aando.

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Speaker 1: Plause, come on, miracle baby.

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Speaker 5: So my parents didn't think they could have natural born kids.

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Speaker 5: So my elder sister, Kimber, is adopted from South Korea.

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Speaker 5: My second sister Alex was one of the very first

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Speaker 5: IVF babies in Australia.

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Speaker 1: This was incredible.

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Speaker 5: And my mum was forty two, dad was forty six.

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Speaker 5: They were living in Fiji with the family. Dad was

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Speaker 5: a doctor on one of the islands there, and Mum

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Speaker 5: was like, I swear I'm pregnant, and Dad goes, no,

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Speaker 5: not possible, Like not possible, No way, you're kidding. So

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Speaker 5: they went to the doctor on the mainland who had

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Speaker 5: like the scans and blah blah blah, and he did

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Speaker 5: the scans and he goes, you're pregnant, but unfortunately the

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Speaker 5: baby doesn't have a heartbeat, so mum was devastated. They

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Speaker 5: went back to the island. Mom can't drink khalure anymore

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Speaker 5: because for that week she was just so depressed. You

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Speaker 5: just drank heaps and heaps of kalua cocktails, still can't

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Speaker 5: stand the smell of it.

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Speaker 3: And then like a week or.

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Speaker 5: Two later, she's like, no, I swear I'm still pregnant.

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Speaker 5: So they went back to a different doctor. This was

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Speaker 5: in Australia, and the doctor's like, oh, yeah, he's fine,

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Speaker 5: Like there's.

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Speaker 1: A little what a remarkable story.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And then well Mum, because she had so many

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Speaker 5: troubles before, and she's forty two and dad was forty six.

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Speaker 3: They were a bit worried about how it all turn out.

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Speaker 1: Of course here, I am wow, that is an insane story.

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Speaker 1: They're mentally so you wanted the first thought to just

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Speaker 1: didn't pick up a baby's heartbeat?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do want to cast dispersions over doctors.

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Speaker 1: The last thing we wanted to is created an international incident.

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Speaker 5: But maybe they didn't have quite the same technology or

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Speaker 5: equipment or something like that that maybe we have here

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Speaker 5: in Australia. So he made a bit of a bit

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Speaker 5: of an error.

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Speaker 1: Your mom and dad must have just been amazed.

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Speaker 5: Yes, well dad, I mean dad's a doctor, and he

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Speaker 5: was just like, you're not thinking you think.

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Speaker 1: He would don't go point the finger at the offpha Jen.

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Speaker 1: Doctors point that finger at doctor Lee.

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Speaker 3: It was like, there's no, there's absolutely no way that

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Speaker 3: you could be pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, The Miracle Baby.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Your stories, births and birthdays come on into Kirsten Christian.

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Speaker 1: I broke my mother's twbone when she was giving birth

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Speaker 1: to me. She's told me that I've been the pain

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Speaker 1: the butt ever since the mother's beautiful words. Cameron, good morning,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Good morning everyone, Hew are you yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're good Cameron. So, what's just always about a birth

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Speaker 1: or a birthday? Night?

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Speaker 18: Oh, it's about my birth date. Every year I have

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Speaker 18: a birthday. The date adds up to the age I

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Speaker 18: am turning.

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Speaker 3: Can you give us an example?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, if.

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Speaker 18: You go, I was born on tenth of October and

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Speaker 18: the year's twenty twenty five. If you go ten plus

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Speaker 18: ten plus twenty five, he's forty five. I'm forty five.

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Speaker 1: Wow, what are the odds?

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Speaker 5: This is actually incredible and what it works though? Does

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Speaker 5: that mean and to work for, say twenty fifty.

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Speaker 18: Yes, I will be seventy and hopefully still listening to goal.

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Speaker 1: Reckund'll be seventy. This is a strawbarry.

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Speaker 3: That's it. Great you figure that out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 18: I just sat down and think, oh, drop the down numbers,

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Speaker 18: and I'm thinking, oh, mom was born seventeenth March ninety

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Speaker 18: fifty one at the Times table. But as you know,

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Speaker 18: I am tenth of October. Actually I was born forty

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Speaker 18: five years ago something. Let's see, we had up to

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Speaker 18: one hundred, so I basically said the nunders up to

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Speaker 18: one hundred. It's just it's not really an interest, just

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Speaker 18: a talking point of.

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Speaker 1: A talking point phrase. There just sat down judging numbers.

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Speaker 1: I can't stand if you're doing the family finances or

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Speaker 1: stuff like that, but just randomly and it's like a

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Speaker 1: beautiful mind. This is this is a great one. Camin.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for story. Man birth now thank

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Speaker 1: you ten birth or birthday story.

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Speaker 15: It's a birth mate. My wife went into labor with

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Speaker 15: their second daughter on Melbourne Cup Day, so we were

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Speaker 15: in the wards. He was getting the labor pains and

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Speaker 15: the doctor came in to check on her and I said,

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Speaker 15: made any chance you could grab us a radio so

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Speaker 15: I can listen to the races, And the missus wasn't

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Speaker 15: too impressed. Give me an evil look and he goes, yeah,

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Speaker 15: I'll grab you one. And he came back and said

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Speaker 15: have you got a tip for the cap and I said,

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Speaker 15: mackay ve you deaver and he pulled twenty dollars head

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Speaker 15: of his pocket and gave any chance you can put

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Speaker 15: a bed on?

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Speaker 1: Well, no, there isn't. Actually you can't do that because

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Speaker 1: you've got to be there for your partner.

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Speaker 15: Well, there was a pubbet a couple hundred major stand

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Speaker 15: so I said the ward just keep breathing.

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Speaker 1: Dhal and I'll be just keep breathing.

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Speaker 15: I ran down, put the bed on and came back

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Speaker 15: and the horse actually won, so he came in shook

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Speaker 15: me hand like a proud parent, and she's just giving

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Speaker 15: me daggers, mate. I was looking around to make sure

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Speaker 15: there wasn't a scalpe, because you.

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Speaker 1: Would have given me you'd been a patient there as well.

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Speaker 15: And then the nurse came in and goes, have you

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Speaker 15: decided on names? I said, I'm thinking of McKay.

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Speaker 1: Sure, only in Australia. Tim, thank you very much the story.

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys, there were one and you Christian O'Connell show

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Speaker 1: go on podcast. Something happened to me yesterday and thought,

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Speaker 1: I wonder what parts would have done this situation. I

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Speaker 1: was put into a very awkward situation. Yesterday. I went

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Speaker 1: over to one of the more expensive and pricey and

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Speaker 1: beautiful parts of Melbourne, Albert Park. Oh yeah, of course

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Speaker 1: that's where they have that billionaire sport f one. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: I want to surprise my wife. She's a massive fan

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Speaker 1: of Elizabeth Gilbert and her new book came out and

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Speaker 1: I was ringing around old school see if they had

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Speaker 1: a copy and Avenue bookstores. It's a brilliant chain of them.

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Speaker 1: There's one here in Richmond. They didn't have it, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but they did. The one in albert Park did. So

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Speaker 1: I went over to albert Park got the book for

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Speaker 1: her to surprise her, and I thought, I'll have some

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Speaker 1: breakfast some staff in now. So it's a gift for

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Speaker 1: my wife and a gift for Christy Boyd, a listener.

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Speaker 1: It serves me right. So I wanted some chili scrambled

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Speaker 1: eggs with a side of bacon.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I got to pay. I didn't have the bacon. They

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Speaker 1: charged me for the bacon.

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Speaker 8: What do you mean you didn't You didn't hate it,

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Speaker 8: or they didn't they didn't bring it.

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Speaker 3: You didn't say anything even at the time when you

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Speaker 3: get your bacon.

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Speaker 1: I have a real I have a real problem.

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Speaker 10: Right.

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Speaker 1: If Sarah was that, I ask her to say something,

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Speaker 1: because if you talk for a living, you do stand

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Speaker 1: up anywhere you jump up into that you won't even

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Speaker 1: So where's my Bacon's grown? Ass man? So I just

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Speaker 1: skunked out there stopped. I thought, you've grown gotta go

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Speaker 1: back in and say something. But the listener was so kind.

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00:39:27,885 --> 00:39:31,005
Speaker 1: They'd asked for a photo with me. I can't then go, hey,

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Speaker 1: I think you scam me. You're tickling my ego one hand,

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Speaker 1: and then you take your money out of my back pocket.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you do. Listen to the show. But

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Speaker 1: you tried that one the other day with you know,

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Speaker 1: sampang or.

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Speaker 3: The paint didn't get his postry.

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Speaker 1: For me once down but Park Cafe, it is a

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Speaker 1: man thing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, produced a teina at a cafe down the road

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Speaker 5: and they made this terrible coffee. It was actually foaming

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Speaker 5: up and could in this city that's unheard, and she's like,

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Speaker 5: send it back. I was like, I possibly, and she

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Speaker 5: took it up for me to even.

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Speaker 1: Sounded English when you said I couldn't possibly, that's how

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Speaker 1: we sound.

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Speaker 3: It makes my blood.

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Speaker 1: I would apologize seeing I would apologize for not having

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Speaker 1: my own bacons. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I even ordered it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to ask, I'm sorry to have to I

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Speaker 1: paid it. It wasn't cheap.

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Speaker 21: Albert Park signed bloody bacon? Am I paying for the pig?

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Speaker 21: And then like Christ, hating myself all day, I was

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Speaker 21: so annoyed. I didn't have the bulls to go in

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Speaker 21: going hey, listen, you know you're obviously busy.

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Speaker 1: But I never got that bacon because then I thought

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Speaker 1: they might think that I was lying, and I hate

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Speaker 1: the baker and that's even worse that they were it.

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Speaker 1: I met that English guy once and he what he does.

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Speaker 1: He goes around asking for a sign of bacon and

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Speaker 1: then he eats it goes. I didn't get many baconcing

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Speaker 1: it's a deady mail CMZ. This happened in Alburt Park.

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Speaker 1: I frequentse you do, Gorsey does. I'm sorry to hear

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Speaker 1: this bacon and eating it?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So perhaps would you have gone back? Be honest, if

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Speaker 1: it was a listener and they just asked you a

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Speaker 1: photo with you, would you go in and go paid

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Speaker 1: twelve dollars more for something good?

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Speaker 8: No, it's all about timing, and it's all about how

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Speaker 8: you bring the topic up. Chris will do this. I

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Speaker 8: won't say anything, but he'll be scathing in the car.

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Speaker 1: My day, Phil Field day, and I couldn't go to sleep. Assistant.

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Speaker 8: You just say something to.

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Speaker 7: Strand up and say I'm sorry. I'm still waiting on

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Speaker 7: my bike anymore making me blush.

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Speaker 8: Say anything. I don't understand how Yeah.

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Speaker 4: A gutless person would do that. I was given at

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Speaker 4: ver easy to skulk into a radio studio. Yeah me

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Speaker 4: twelve bucks Albert Park.

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Speaker 1: You know you don't do that with try that same scan.

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Speaker 1: That will piastre next year. You know the drivers been

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Speaker 1: a massive fan. That's it man? How is that bacon?

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Speaker 1: Another one's fawning for it?

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show, but asked, we're.

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Speaker 1: Looking for happy celebrities as your time wasted today. The

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Speaker 1: top five happiest jobs in Australia according to seek dot

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Speaker 1: com dot au. What do we think you're in the

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Speaker 1: top five the happiest jobs bus driver? Do you get

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Speaker 1: that from the looks stressed targets? You know it's a

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Speaker 1: lot here waiting people get the change and all that

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Speaker 1: stressful job, the traffic here merging with the traffic.

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Speaker 7: I'd have to say, is a teacher a pie there?

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Speaker 7: Because you know they're in the job because I love.

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Speaker 1: I would have thought a teacher as well. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: seem to have a lot of fulfillment with their job.

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Speaker 1: Not in the top five top five That number five

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Speaker 1: tour guides job do you think so? But you're saying

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Speaker 1: the same old spelled day in day out. We do

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Speaker 1: good point I thought about and before web developers, not

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Speaker 1: in our building. Those people are three influencers. That's people

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Speaker 1: like Patsy two care workers and at number one the

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Speaker 1: Fieries firefighters. All right, so happy celebrities roundhouse. You know

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Speaker 1: that was chuckle Norris, Oh God, thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Gwynneth Paltrow, Grinn, he's in a big movie

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Speaker 1: at the moment. Liam Gleason, Liam Gleeson, very gleeful fellow

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Speaker 1: to dancing, is always pretty happy. But he puts on

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Speaker 1: those tap shoes and that's right. He's ted tap and

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Speaker 1: no one's happier than Christopher walking on sunshine. All right, Riya,

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Speaker 1: what have you got then? Happy celebrities?

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Speaker 3: I got a happy rapper here. It's ecstatic.

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Speaker 1: Wait. Shout out to the Triple J listeners out there

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Speaker 1: right now. You think our audience DMX, can it give

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Speaker 1: it to you? Exhibit that's like a dog whistle. You

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Speaker 1: look at those two people that get that one.

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Speaker 3: Serena Williams finally found in a piece. She's Serene Williams.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's very good.

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Speaker 5: Gold rear, Harry smiles, Yes, Silver and the Bonus Brothers.

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Speaker 3: They got a little he.

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Speaker 1: Said, the Boner Brothers. Then I was like, it's a

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Speaker 1: very different time, wastter make a celebrity route. Can we

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Speaker 1: do that one day? Maybe a podcast special? All right,

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Speaker 1: send us yours and we're looking for happy celebrities. Rio

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Speaker 1: are you ready to mark?

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Speaker 3: So ready not?

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Speaker 1: George Clooney, George Mooney, Silver, her glad pit Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: Janets Oprah Grinfree, O God plass Oprah Grinfree is genius?

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Speaker 1: Well done, Mitchel, what about Happerson Ford Silver? Looking for

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Speaker 1: your happy celebrities? Smiley Minogue Silver plus Michael can not

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Speaker 1: stop laughing.

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