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<v Speaker 3>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Pats morning, Good morning, Alex Moning, Good morning Rio,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning. By the way, Rio, Thankfully we don't do

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<v Speaker 1>what the older New Power Rangers are doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you heard the sort of handover the doing at

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<v Speaker 2>the moment?

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<v Speaker 1>And now Alex with the sport, Oh, thank you, Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>you look nice today. It's imagine every time I said Rio,

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<v Speaker 1>what happened to you yesday?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh back to you, Christian, Thank you, Rio. And now

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<v Speaker 1>thank you John Farnham. I'm going to play your song.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, John Farnham.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Radio, Thank you, Pats, thank you, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>One over thirty major radio awards are not the monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>Once you get here, we do the thank you? Can

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<v Speaker 1>we do get on with the news and sports. Say

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<v Speaker 1>on the TV thank you or not?

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<v Speaker 4>You want to know what that's like?

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<v Speaker 1>What thank you? Alex?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>Here's that.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe you don't like each other compensate it's too nice?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, God you to stop are wondering.

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<v Speaker 1>Whether you too like each other. They just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>hear the news and sports. We've been doing it fifty

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<v Speaker 1>years collectively. Yeah, thank you, sup aggressive, isn't it? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Pats.

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<v Speaker 6>What did I say this morning, Alex? When I went

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<v Speaker 6>in to say good morning, you tell them go on?

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<v Speaker 2>We hugged?

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<v Speaker 6>No, well, I said, I have to say, it is

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<v Speaker 6>so lovely to come in and have someone as esteemed

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<v Speaker 6>as Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, listen to it, and then we hugged.

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<v Speaker 1>It was lovely. You know, I need to say thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>so lovely to someone as unesteemed as you. Honestly, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Steaming going on and it is steaming at

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<v Speaker 1>the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Over there.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into Monday's Monday winter or losers we are?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a Monday win or a loser? How was

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<v Speaker 2>your day yesterday?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>I thank you Rio.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a loser.

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<v Speaker 5>I had to go to the physio. I've done something

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<v Speaker 5>to my shoulder. Now he has told me what it is.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a long name.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not entirely sure he's given me cuff.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's like a superristice to Stanias or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 5>He's given me a lot of exercises to do, though,

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<v Speaker 5>So I went off. I bought the resistance band. You know,

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<v Speaker 5>all the intentions to do.

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<v Speaker 1>The door handle, but they're just so boring.

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<v Speaker 4>I did it.

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<v Speaker 5>I did it for one or two days, and I

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<v Speaker 5>haven't done it since for two weeks because every time

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<v Speaker 5>I think to do it, I've got an alarm on

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<v Speaker 5>my phone and they just go and hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>They hurt. They're so tedious, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 5>And so I went to him yesterday and he said, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>you've been doing your exercise, and like, obviously I lied.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, do you floss every day?

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<v Speaker 1>God?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they knowing, well.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like Christmas dinner from like nineteen eighty two.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I've floss ive loss five times a day,

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<v Speaker 1>every hour on the hour.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm there, FLOSSI there.

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<v Speaker 4>Must be the most lied to professions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And then it's physios. Oh yeah, I've done the exercises.

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<v Speaker 1>They know because they go, oh cool, cool, cool, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see how you getting on the range of motion.

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<v Speaker 1>He's actually, man's there.

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<v Speaker 2>They know you've not moved.

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<v Speaker 5>And I couldn't really remember how to do it because

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<v Speaker 5>one of them is a bit more complex. It's like

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<v Speaker 5>up against the wall and you got to push yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>He's like, you've been you've been doing that, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>the resistance one against thee. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>He just goes, look, it's really important you stay consistent

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<v Speaker 5>with the exercise.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's a very polite web of saying it. Do

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<v Speaker 1>the exercises my one.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're in that situation again, it's like, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>doing this one? What actually? Actually nine back in air?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you remind me what the best form is?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure I've been doing it right because they

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<v Speaker 1>like showing you how to do it because they're so

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<v Speaker 1>good at what they do. And then they go, oh

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<v Speaker 1>yeah sure. It says, well, oh that's so, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing it like this, and they go it's

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<v Speaker 1>almost a Christian It's almost that. I haven't had a

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<v Speaker 1>chance to tell you this, but two weeks ago when

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<v Speaker 1>we were on the break and we were in Fiji,

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<v Speaker 1>I completely wrecked my shoulder. Oh why did you?

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>When we were on this tiny li linland, they had

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<v Speaker 1>this like outdoor gym, so it had a pull up

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<v Speaker 1>bar and then it had you know those parallel dips.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh yeah, those.

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<v Speaker 1>So the girl said to me, all right, oh, can

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<v Speaker 1>you do some pull ups? So it is some pull

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<v Speaker 1>ups and they went one of those when oh those

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<v Speaker 1>are they're called parallel dips. I used to go to

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<v Speaker 1>do those easily, and they went show us. I just

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<v Speaker 1>had breakfast. I know you can eat buffet. It's nine

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock and straight away I know. I was spent six

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<v Speaker 1>months this year getting over a shoulder injury. It on

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<v Speaker 1>this shoulder that I now knacked again. I did all

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<v Speaker 1>the exercises. It was like a rip my bicep. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a major thing. I must have had ten treatments, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and it had been going really well. Everything's back to normal.

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<v Speaker 1>I had full range of motion and I could get

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<v Speaker 1>back to going to the dream and shoulders sizes back

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<v Speaker 1>up to where it was before the injury. In December,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw those parallel dips. I know almost saw then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to wreck my shoulder. But Ego and Vanity say,

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<v Speaker 1>get up there and show those kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. I get up there and I do one perfect form.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids do another, and I know I haven't got

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<v Speaker 2>another in me. The shape starts around and then I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Never heard this from my own body, an actual teen

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<v Speaker 1>and as my shoulders sk.

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<v Speaker 2>Just just popped forward. It's day two of a seven day.

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<v Speaker 1>And I get I'm go, I should have warmed up,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like shooting pains, cold sweat, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, I can barely breathe. The pain is so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife whispers to me, if you really hurt my stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>like hey, it's just walk on with the kids. And

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<v Speaker 1>I heard the kids go you got los goes, oh, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to show us what we've got, And then

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<v Speaker 1>my twenty one year old goes and it was nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>When I told the physio this, I come back and

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<v Speaker 1>this is a physio.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember years ago I.

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<v Speaker 1>Knacked my back by trying to lift her three seater

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<v Speaker 1>couch by myself and he had to put me together again. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I comany goes, not another couch. It's pallel dips in Fiji.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, what anyway? I told him what I've

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<v Speaker 1>done an ego and vanity and hubris. I went to

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<v Speaker 1>see him a couple days after our first treatment. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, that day I was driving back from

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<v Speaker 1>seeing you and I noticed there was an outdoor gym area.

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<v Speaker 1>I pulled over to see how many dips I could do.

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<v Speaker 1>I did three, and then I got the wobble and

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<v Speaker 1>I went, that's enough. So maybe today we've got to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about shoulders. Yes, I think over the next couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks we should go through the human body in

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<v Speaker 1>stories right now, maybe next week knees or ankles, or

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<v Speaker 1>toes or fingers, But today is about shoulders.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell Shower Gone podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>That was your Monday yesterday. You're a Monday winner or loser?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me know, text me oh four seventy five three

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<v Speaker 1>one oh four three Monday loser massively for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>What bird it is or whether it's a bat that

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<v Speaker 1>is dropping onto my car.

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<v Speaker 2>Is actually purple. It's a purple muck that it drops.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it eats something in the tree above where

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<v Speaker 1>apart my car at the front of the house. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what it is, but it's got a purple

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<v Speaker 1>and it's solid. So just in two days there's been

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<v Speaker 1>so many strikes. I couldn't even drive the car because

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<v Speaker 1>the windscreen was and wasn't clear to it my so straight.

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<v Speaker 2>Away I had to had to, like chip away at that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I actually go go inside and get a fish

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<v Speaker 1>slice right and boil up a kettle of water and

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<v Speaker 1>chuck that and chip it away, just to go and

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<v Speaker 1>drive it to the car wash yesterday and I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the one.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put my headphones on listen to podcasts where you

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<v Speaker 1>get out. It's got like fifteen different brushes and the

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<v Speaker 1>gurney to blast the car for fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I had to do it twice to

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<v Speaker 2>get this purple vivid. It was so hard to shift it.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what bird it is?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is, whether it's about I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know whether an arbor is listening right now, or

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of fecal avian bird expert. You know, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got loads. It's part of the main demograph for the

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<v Speaker 1>show and for the radio station. It's the avian fecal

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<v Speaker 1>experts we talked to. There are hints land they're like

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<v Speaker 1>my blue collar people, that's my tribe, that's my people would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be able to say.

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<v Speaker 1>But it is thick, it congeals, it's like concrete.

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<v Speaker 2>It hardens almost instantly.

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<v Speaker 1>But no other cars and street are they grabbing on

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<v Speaker 1>it's targeted.

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<v Speaker 2>It's targeted.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, have you done anything to anger any of the

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<v Speaker 5>local wildlife?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? I befriended a magpie last year, a small,

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<v Speaker 1>little baby one that couldn't fly, and I fed it

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<v Speaker 1>and gave it water and even a bit of a snag.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom and Dad were watching. They know that I help that,

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<v Speaker 1>So I think they put the word out. Mag parts

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<v Speaker 1>will never attack me now because I'm a.

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<v Speaker 2>Friend of them. You know, I've to do little.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what angry thing is. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>it would be a bat? It's chewing something and then

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<v Speaker 1>releasing it over you.

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<v Speaker 7>And then.

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<v Speaker 1>And you think you're no one in the back community.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think they're communicating with each other?

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<v Speaker 1>It might be because obviously when I leave in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>am I disturbing the bats? You know? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Leaving to at.

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<v Speaker 1>Least it's a revenge attack. It's a warning, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Chatman sending bat signals, Well they're crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Signals actually, And I get the message, guys, But yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>I had to do it twice.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, I got an idea. Try parking in a different spot.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife's been saying out to me for the last six.

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<v Speaker 1>Years, six years because even a neighbor to me the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, I hadn't seen in a while, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was chatting him and goes, by the way, you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>That stuff corrodes if you don't clean it off. Has

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<v Speaker 2>been even been like chided by another adult. It's horrible

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<v Speaker 2>when you're an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, you need to move your car up there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've deliberately not done it because I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to move it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then one day he sees and where's goes told

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<v Speaker 1>you you're welcome, told your.

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<v Speaker 6>Homeboy, it does wreck your car juco though, it's like

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<v Speaker 6>a city like it burns into your your paint job.

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<v Speaker 6>Why don't you clean out that damn garage you've got

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<v Speaker 6>and get your car where it should be in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything at the moment pass because we've sold the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything is like, I don't do anything to jamage anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right, yeah, don't be putting that park everything out

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<v Speaker 1>on the street, don't sit there, don't take your shoes

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<v Speaker 1>off there, take them there. Everything is, do not damage anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep this as it is.

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<v Speaker 4>You're living like a model home.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we really are.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got another three months to get through. It's so stressful.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Patsy, I've just realized, Patsy, forty four years ago

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<v Speaker 1>today was the royal wedding Charles and Darner.

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<v Speaker 4>I know what I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>It was thirty four years ago, nineteen eighty one, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>ninth of July.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I was no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the eighties is now forty years wow, forty four

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. It was such such a massive global mega

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<v Speaker 1>event back when not even everybody in every household even

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<v Speaker 1>had a TV.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember going around my friend's house.

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<v Speaker 1>To watch it and stuff like that because I had

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<v Speaker 1>a better, slightly better TV. Yeah, not every house had

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<v Speaker 1>a TV. It was a really expensive thing to have

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<v Speaker 1>a decent color TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. When I when at the.

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<v Speaker 1>First TV we got, I think it was black and white, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was like a yeah, yeah yeah. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it was a really big deal when he got a

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<v Speaker 1>color TV. And then the next one was and we

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<v Speaker 1>got one with a remote control. And I get this right.

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<v Speaker 1>Early remote controls had a.

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<v Speaker 2>Coillly wire attached to the telly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, was such hideous time.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the future that this is like Star Trek.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that now because I'm always losing a tiny

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<v Speaker 5>little I want to tell the vacuum.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's got that retractable word.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, step on it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such back to the TV, that's what they need. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>forty four years ago today to Charles and Die the

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<v Speaker 1>Royal Wedding, Alex your Monday winter or losey yesterday?

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<v Speaker 2>How was your day? Mixed mixed Christian.

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<v Speaker 7>We bought the twins steal slinkies and they, oh, how

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<v Speaker 7>go a slinkies when they work and they do what

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<v Speaker 7>they're supposed to do, and so they have this idea

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<v Speaker 7>to put the slinkies down the steers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only way you use the thinking Yeah, well yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but perfectly do it, you know.

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<v Speaker 7>I go to the next day, and the next day

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<v Speaker 7>it didn't happen, of course, And then we're sitting at

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<v Speaker 7>dinner yesterday and and we're there and I just saw

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<v Speaker 7>it at the corner of my eye. Aldaby sort of

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<v Speaker 7>playing with it, and all of a sudden she's done

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<v Speaker 7>something to kind of jumble it up, and anyway, she

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<v Speaker 7>starts crying, and I go to it and it's all

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<v Speaker 7>kind of coils woven, and Bonnie's like, give it to ma,

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<v Speaker 7>I'll fix it.

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<v Speaker 2>She does it, and it just gets worse.

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<v Speaker 7>It just cascades, It just spirals into this slinky.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're a kid, you get a toy like that,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your world. That slinky for us, it's like if

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<v Speaker 1>your phone wasn't working very well and I went, let

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<v Speaker 1>me fix it, and then I broke it.

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<v Speaker 2>You be in tears definitely, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 7>Thinking, just give me some pliers so i can just

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<v Speaker 7>cut this thing.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening to slinky? Is it now a dead slinky?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a dead slinky.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a complete don't you think Sometimes you put your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I can movie toy story where you think that had

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<v Speaker 1>about that to had a bad night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now the toys are going.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to leave you behind. We don't be hanging

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<v Speaker 1>around with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all broken. I've got a road.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, you mean you are. You're beyond repair.

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<v Speaker 1>We heard the dad say, if only handsome pliers.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Christian O'Connell Show, three o'clock today. That's when

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<v Speaker 1>you get your chance to buy your Ed Shearing tickets,

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<v Speaker 1>Frontier Touring and mGy Live.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring them back.

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<v Speaker 1>Ed Sheeran Marvel Stadium next year Thursday of the twenty

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<v Speaker 1>six Friday, the twenty seventh of February. Yesterday morning, another

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<v Speaker 1>show added on the Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>This is in February next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Ticket's gone seal today three pm Frontier Touring dot Com.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we have a pair of tickets to go and

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<v Speaker 1>see ed Shearon to win every day this week. The

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<v Speaker 1>question is how how do we give them away? So

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<v Speaker 1>we issued a challenge and answer the team. Yesterday to

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<v Speaker 1>the producers, I said on air pitch meeting this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>six forty five I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I said six fifteen. But who the hell cares? When

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<v Speaker 2>you have in fun?

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<v Speaker 1>I said six to forty five? If not, if we can,

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<v Speaker 1>can we do six forty four for six forty five

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<v Speaker 1>and low and behold, what are the odds? Look at

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<v Speaker 1>where we are right now, it's pitch time. We have

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<v Speaker 1>the tickets, we haven't yet got the idea, I said

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<v Speaker 1>to producicating producer Tina and producer Rio. I will join

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<v Speaker 1>the pitch meeting as well. Each of us pictures are

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<v Speaker 1>edge sharing idea best idea wins team. Are we ready? Yes? Rio?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready? I'm game participating? You ready I'm ready, Microsoft, Tina,

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<v Speaker 1>you ready, I'm ready, Okay, inspector to pick a che

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you go first, Tina, what's your edge shearing idea?

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<v Speaker 4>My idea? Sing your way the ed classic?

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<v Speaker 8>Finish the lyrics of a classic EDG shearing song.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm interested. I like this. So how would it

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<v Speaker 2>work on air? What would we be doing?

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<v Speaker 8>So a song would play singing.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you got to finish those lyrics.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're an EDG shearing fan, boom, you get the tickets?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, boom rio, you're live on air. Hey you

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<v Speaker 2>begining sharing fan?

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<v Speaker 1>Ryo. Okay, finish the head searing the ed sharing song.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to cut out any second. Now you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>come on in.

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<v Speaker 4>Come a nap and the money in there. Come a

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<v Speaker 4>nap and ma leader.

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<v Speaker 2>And sharing dinner. I like it, Tina, I like it

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<v Speaker 2>a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's go too, because if we don't do Kate

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<v Speaker 1>the next it's going to be a night and it's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of be She's ready, bouncing up and down the chair, Knacker.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, I've got it ready.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the fact already I've got an envelope and

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<v Speaker 1>to open it when you as directed by you.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, so you can open it now. Yes. Inside you

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<v Speaker 8>will find a coin.

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<v Speaker 9>There is a coin, and on that coin one side

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<v Speaker 9>we'll have heads of ED and on the other side

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<v Speaker 9>it will have tails.

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<v Speaker 8>So we're playing eds.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone's been to spotlight for a little bit of last

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<v Speaker 1>I love this edge or tails?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, so you can choose ED or tails with lip

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<v Speaker 9>the coin it lands whatever it lands on, you either.

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<v Speaker 8>Win or lose. Fifty fifty. Everyone makes a chance to win.

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<v Speaker 7>Very good.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, so you did do I Do I choose ED

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<v Speaker 5>or tails? Or do I only win if it lands

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<v Speaker 5>on ED.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a land on edge shorty to win the edgy, So.

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<v Speaker 9>We call it eds or fails.

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<v Speaker 1>Maka. This is very very very good, very thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much. Just the detail that's gone into making this,

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<v Speaker 1>I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 9>To make his head that small, I've got four eggs

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<v Speaker 9>on one side of a twenty cent piece.

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<v Speaker 8>It was very difficult. I printed about ten pages.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the most terrifying coins I've ever looked at.

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<v Speaker 1>Four tiny head heads could be a kid's TV showed heads.

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<v Speaker 1>Great one rio. What have you got mate? What's your

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<v Speaker 1>ed sharing idea for the tickets.

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<v Speaker 5>Today there is an EDG Sheering song called Remember the Name.

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<v Speaker 5>It is Ed Sheering, Eminem and fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>In Wow Surprise, three tenors, Wow. We I have never

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<v Speaker 1>heard this. How did this come into be?

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<v Speaker 4>How did they meet?

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<v Speaker 2>Who calls who? Who called who?

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<v Speaker 4>I'd be shocked if it was fifty calling Ed.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think it's like?

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<v Speaker 1>Because that is very, very big and one of the

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<v Speaker 1>sort of teams around them. The others said, you need

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<v Speaker 1>to call that Cheering. Yeah, I don't want.

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<v Speaker 2>To call him. Can you call him?

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<v Speaker 1>And then go?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you? All right? So how does the game work?

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<v Speaker 5>So it is called remember the Name? And you have

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<v Speaker 5>to remember the names that I say it?

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<v Speaker 4>You of Ed Sheering?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Paper, Patsy right now? Perhapsy you're live? All there?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Patsy, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Camilla Cabello, storm Zy, Justin.

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<v Speaker 6>Bieber a right, go Taylor Swift, Beyonce. I think you

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<v Speaker 6>said this game.

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<v Speaker 4>Correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Charles's wife Camilla.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know any others. I got three out of

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<v Speaker 6>what five?

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<v Speaker 4>Three out of five?

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<v Speaker 5>Very good effort, but stally you wouldn't get the tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>I do like, these are all really good.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's remember the name. Yes, all right, so you'd

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<v Speaker 1>read out a load of names to the caller and

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<v Speaker 1>it's recall what are they going to get?

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<v Speaker 2>Five?

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<v Speaker 1>You're gotta get on five to get the tickets? Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, guys, Can I introduce you to the ED

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<v Speaker 1>Sharing Song Theater? A small play would be performed live

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<v Speaker 1>on it under ten seconds. It's a clue to an

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<v Speaker 1>edge sharing song. Would you like a demo performance?

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<v Speaker 2>It's absolutely from.

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<v Speaker 1>Ed Sharon Song Theater. This is a clue now to

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<v Speaker 1>an ED Sharing song. Oh my god, I promised I wouldn't,

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<v Speaker 1>but here I am again. What's the song? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Powerful Ed Shearing Song Theater. This is a small play

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<v Speaker 1>under ten seconds. Guess the cryptic clues to an ED

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<v Speaker 1>Sharing song. Call us if you want to try and

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<v Speaker 1>stump the team. Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Ah, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go again. I promised I wouldn't, but I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Caitlin is a bad habit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah wow, you've given up. You've said you on the patches.

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<v Speaker 2>You're smoking again? Bad habits? Here we go again, Eds.

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<v Speaker 1>Ed Shearon Song Theater. The smallest performance is now over

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Okay, hey, well done everyone and everyone Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>which idea we want to do today? We should do

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<v Speaker 1>one a week. They're all really good. What should we

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<v Speaker 1>do today?

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<v Speaker 2>MACA?

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<v Speaker 1>Which I did?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we do thea? You had a great theater? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>I have one line, another one. I do have one more.

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<v Speaker 2>I do have one more performance in me today.

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<v Speaker 3>Team Well up The Christian O'Connell show podcast Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Luck today at three o'clock when I get your ed

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<v Speaker 1>Sharing tickets for next year February three shows Marvel Stadium,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to be heading to Frontier Touring dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a pair of ticket every single day this

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<v Speaker 1>week to go and see him next year. Ed Shearing

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<v Speaker 1>Live four Australian number ones, Shape of You fifteen weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifteen weeks. That was four months at number one back

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a whole quarter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh, look at the businessman. A whole quarter. What

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<v Speaker 1>happens to that innocent boy that came in our whole quarter?

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<v Speaker 1>Astronomer We found the new CEO to place and the

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<v Speaker 1>toe rag Byron.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a whole quarter. Oh, a trading period.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian eight weeks for this time, Good time, Bad habits

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<v Speaker 1>eleven weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Not quite a coarse or is it? But it's still

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<v Speaker 2>a good trading period.

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<v Speaker 4>Right chaps?

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<v Speaker 2>Bad habits?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, Do you know what's ready? A brand new Ed

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<v Speaker 1>Shearon song theater? This one is for you Ed Shearon fans.

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<v Speaker 1>The phone number you need to call in as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as you think you know what the Ed Sharon song

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<v Speaker 1>is from the clues is thirteen fifty five twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a clue to an Ed Shearon song. What

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<v Speaker 2>is it? Welcome to today's Ed Sharon song theater.

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<v Speaker 1>Four half that's where you get great acting is powerful, mote,

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<v Speaker 1>It's powerful once more Today's Ed Sharon song Theater. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a clue to an Ed sharing song. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think it is? Thirteen fifty five twenty two. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're on edg Sheering fan, you know, if you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know hal We'll see you at the Oscars next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister Rio, No, no, they're already calling in. I could

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<v Speaker 1>be calling in about anything. Which bird is this pooping

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<v Speaker 1>on my car?

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>On today's show, we got small thing, big rage, rug injuries.

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<v Speaker 1>You asked for it, You're getting it. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean you do to ask for it? Tough you're getting

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<v Speaker 1>it an accidental nudity. Have I got a great story

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<v Speaker 1>from one of my wife's friends. I have to change

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<v Speaker 1>names or this is going to blow up so big.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, you know it's like a hot potato. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got a great story. But I just need to remember

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<v Speaker 1>not to use actual names, because I know these people

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<v Speaker 1>and they're really great friends. But I must not use

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<v Speaker 1>real names or so.

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<v Speaker 2>In trouble, I mean, will lock me at the coal

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<v Speaker 2>shit again? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Get welcome from get ready for another performance of the

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<v Speaker 1>Ed Sharing song.

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<v Speaker 2>Ya. It's a small play.

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<v Speaker 1>It's under five seconds the clue to an Ed Sheeran song,

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<v Speaker 1>Get it right. You've wanted tickets to go and see

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<v Speaker 1>him live? Thirteen fifty five, twenty two. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>take some guesses. Matt, good morning, Welcome to the show mate.

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<v Speaker 10>All right, I think it's stinking layout.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking of Now. Why do you think he's thinking out loud, mate.

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<v Speaker 10>Because when you're leaves don't work like they used to

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<v Speaker 10>it before.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh got me right in the fields there?

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<v Speaker 1>That was It was like Ed was on the line. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie McGuire, that is no, Matt, it's not the right answer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the answer tough luck. I like he got

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<v Speaker 1>his own sound effect. I was trying to find it

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<v Speaker 1>for me. Let's go to thank you, pirate, Matt. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>go to Jen now, Good morning Jen.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning Chris.

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<v Speaker 4>Jan.

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<v Speaker 10>All right, please, I really want to win those tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're big, you big mad, you big mad Ed Shearing.

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<v Speaker 10>Fan, A good cheared fair. I took my son to

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<v Speaker 10>one of his first concerts when he was like six.

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<v Speaker 10>Now he's nearly twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we talk about Ed Shearing? You saw him when

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<v Speaker 2>he was six, before he got discovered.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a proper fan.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to be there now Ed Shearing's twenty. They

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<v Speaker 2>grew up so quickly, now, don't they laughed? We all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Jen?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think the song is? That we play

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<v Speaker 2>the clue once more?

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<v Speaker 10>Well, I think I'm going to try to lie. I

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<v Speaker 10>think it's on the hill.

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<v Speaker 2>You think is what?

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<v Speaker 10>Castle on the hill?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think is castle on the hill?

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<v Speaker 10>Because when he was six years old he broke his

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<v Speaker 10>legs chased by his brother's down the hill.

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<v Speaker 2>He did when I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixty years older, brow my leg running from the last

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<v Speaker 1>to the backfields, it's running from the logs long Twitch

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<v Speaker 1>Shady past there Eddie back home then Framlington on the Sea.

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<v Speaker 2>Jen, you've won the tickets. Yeah, shed to see Ed

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<v Speaker 2>Sheering next year. You're going to take your son? Yes absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>he's twenty now we've established that so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, pleasure, well done and cracking the code. Jen, have

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<v Speaker 1>a great time seeing Ed Sheering next week next year.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what next week is. We don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that we've got this right now, guy, it's a pot

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<v Speaker 1>of now told. Ah right, So more tickets tomorrow and

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<v Speaker 1>they gone to our Frontier Touring dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Three o'clock this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Ed Shearing Castle on the Hill.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only is this song a lovely song about trip

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<v Speaker 1>down memory lane and yearning for a.

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<v Speaker 2>Notous people, but a place we all have those we

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<v Speaker 2>know we grew up.

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<v Speaker 1>This is about an actual castle on the hill, in

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<v Speaker 1>the lovely little place near the coast where Ed Sheering.

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<v Speaker 2>Grew up as a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh at a real castle.

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<v Speaker 1>Framlingham Castle dates back to like the eleven hundreds, I

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<v Speaker 1>think eleven forty eight was when it was built. It's

0:27:03.565 --> 0:27:06.285
<v Speaker 1>actual a castle people go Ed Sheering man, Ed Sheering

0:27:06.365 --> 0:27:08.965
<v Speaker 1>fans go to his hometown and go up to that

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<v Speaker 1>castle on the hill.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you just like as a kid in England just

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<v Speaker 4>run around and play in castles?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, obviously, because some of them are sort of

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<v Speaker 1>you know the National Trust, right, you know there's well

0:27:18.125 --> 0:27:20.805
<v Speaker 1>there's also Windsor Castle, but that's the Queen's house. You

0:27:20.925 --> 0:27:23.325
<v Speaker 1>go kick now, King's Charles's house. It sounds a bit

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<v Speaker 1>old if the Queen's courts were still in there. Mummy

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<v Speaker 1>is so quiet these days. But there are some beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>castles running.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my he that ed shearing ideas that I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to pitch was no your castles for castle

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<v Speaker 1>on the hill? A quis based on castles of the world. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>to the bullet, when do you want me to trying

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<v Speaker 1>to put that in? Do you want to put that

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<v Speaker 1>in the plan?

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<v Speaker 2>Just got a lot of stuff right time Friday kicked

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<v Speaker 2>out of the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got castles at eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Put a pencil in it. Pencil in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, we're going to do now. Then, small thing,

0:27:51.485 --> 0:27:53.445
<v Speaker 1>big rage, just where once a week we let you

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<v Speaker 1>vent your rage. What is a small thing that drives

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<v Speaker 1>you crazy? Thirteen fifty five twenty two, Patsy, what's it

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<v Speaker 1>for you? You know what?

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<v Speaker 6>I was driving around yesterday, stopped at the traffic lights.

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<v Speaker 6>It is certain cars that have those stupid fake bullet

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<v Speaker 6>holes in them, so they're like a sticker or they're

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know if they've had them sign written and

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<v Speaker 6>they've have like bullet holes down.

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<v Speaker 2>You think, like a hard sound that mates on a tryth.

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<v Speaker 6>They look ridiculous. Everyone knows that you haven't been shot at,

0:28:29.165 --> 0:28:29.805
<v Speaker 6>you idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not a gangster.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, you're not a gang You're not cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not here. A real gangster would go and get

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<v Speaker 1>that car detailed. You machine panel servers, go listen. I

0:28:40.205 --> 0:28:42.325
<v Speaker 1>just got into a real nasty drive by. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>sort the rear fender out?

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<v Speaker 5>I've got to say, Fatty, I haven't seen many bullet

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<v Speaker 5>holed cars around you.

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<v Speaker 1>When I see them like, it makes me happy because

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<v Speaker 1>it reminds me in the eighties nineties there are a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of those along with it. Do you remember this

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<v Speaker 1>one Patsy Lanshans where it was like the four fingers,

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<v Speaker 1>like someone was trapped to the car boots.

0:29:01.645 --> 0:29:04.805
<v Speaker 2>That used to that. I still see it occasionally makes

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<v Speaker 2>me laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>That someone thinks this is going to entertain everyone, and

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<v Speaker 1>today in traffic it's like a gift to the world.

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<v Speaker 1>With the four fingers, someone's trapped in the boot along

0:29:16.005 --> 0:29:18.085
<v Speaker 1>with the bullet holes as well. You put those two

0:29:18.125 --> 0:29:20.245
<v Speaker 1>things here that this guy has got a lot going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I behind Walter White here?

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<v Speaker 2>Missed? I?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't even like the stickers on the back windows

0:29:28.685 --> 0:29:30.005
<v Speaker 6>of the family that hell?

0:29:31.765 --> 0:29:32.205
<v Speaker 4>Sorry no?

0:29:32.725 --> 0:29:35.005
<v Speaker 2>And they have a dog as well? Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>What about this one princess on board?

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<v Speaker 6>Ah?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Otherwise I was going to run you off the

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<v Speaker 1>road because I'm mad Max, But now I'll let you live.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Small thing, big rage.

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<v Speaker 1>You know i'd love to hear by nine o'clock today

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<v Speaker 1>anyone who wants to fess up and call in and.

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<v Speaker 2>Go I have those bullets?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we also google team? Where do you get hold

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<v Speaker 2>of them?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you even buy them?

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<v Speaker 2>That ey thing too? Alright?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen fifty five twenty two, Small thing, Big rage.

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<v Speaker 3>For you The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we're doing this week small thing, big rage.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a small thing that gives you big rage? This

0:30:13.405 --> 0:30:16.445
<v Speaker 1>is from Tim Bread from the Supermarket Christian comes in

0:30:16.645 --> 0:30:20.405
<v Speaker 1>sandwich slice and toast slice. When you buy the sandwich slice,

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<v Speaker 1>it has an odd number of slices. Tim does not

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<v Speaker 1>like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Who this? I'm now, I'm going to go and buy

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<v Speaker 2>one and then count the.

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<v Speaker 1>Slices even supermarkets and his toast even I want to know, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Tim does.

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<v Speaker 2>Tim cares.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Richard Christian, small thing, big rage, being

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<v Speaker 1>woken up between three am and for him by my

0:30:48.445 --> 0:30:51.845
<v Speaker 1>big fat affectionate cat Cecil, because he wants to be fed.

0:30:52.045 --> 0:30:55.805
<v Speaker 1>This entels him good word, This entaels him walking on me,

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<v Speaker 1>biting my head while purring loudly and jumping on and

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<v Speaker 1>off me. Richard, I had to take action, actually the

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<v Speaker 1>intervention with my big also fat cat Larry, because he

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<v Speaker 1>would come find me at three a m.

0:31:06.285 --> 0:31:07.965
<v Speaker 2>But he would shoulder barge the door.

0:31:08.725 --> 0:31:12.005
<v Speaker 1>There was a big rugby player the other side, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I had to buy one of those automatic timers.

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<v Speaker 7>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>People normally have them from when they go away maybe overnight,

0:31:18.365 --> 0:31:19.885
<v Speaker 1>and you can set a timer. I have to do

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<v Speaker 1>it every night to feed fat Larry at three am.

0:31:23.445 --> 0:31:23.845
<v Speaker 3>I hear.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't hear it pop up because it's pretty silent,

0:31:26.725 --> 0:31:30.485
<v Speaker 1>but I hear this obviously we drop some somewhere and

0:31:30.565 --> 0:31:34.365
<v Speaker 1>then sprinting through the house in the darkness. Sometimes he's

0:31:34.365 --> 0:31:39.285
<v Speaker 1>coming down the stairs skid and then jumps up, feeds

0:31:39.365 --> 0:31:42.325
<v Speaker 1>himself right at three, and then I hear another after

0:31:42.325 --> 0:31:44.845
<v Speaker 1>he's obviously fed himself cleaned his face, because I can't

0:31:44.885 --> 0:31:46.605
<v Speaker 1>go back to think we haven't had the second drop,

0:31:46.765 --> 0:31:47.365
<v Speaker 1>and then another.

0:31:49.085 --> 0:31:50.605
<v Speaker 2>Larry's now he's had the two drops.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, He's gonna go and collapse somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>In chiln Coma.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to all our friends who are listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the show right now in a Baker's delight, if you

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<v Speaker 1>could please call the show any of you. Baker's Delights

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<v Speaker 1>of thirteen fifty five twenty two, listener Tim believes that

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<v Speaker 1>when he gets it sliced the loaf.

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<v Speaker 2>It comes out in an uneven number? Is this true?

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<v Speaker 1>Rio's just suggested that we send one of the producers

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<v Speaker 1>down to report live.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's got to be an easier way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, maybe not. The best use of resources is that.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to lose a bite for half an hour

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<v Speaker 1>to go down the road to a supermarket to stand

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<v Speaker 1>by the sandwich slicer and go, hey Christian, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an even you're right, it's thirty one slices a right, coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to sixty's a good job today on the radio.

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<v Speaker 7>It's also the thickness because of our local brumbies. You

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<v Speaker 7>can get it sandwich sliced. Yeah, it's host sliced.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Now, I got all flustered the other day. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what's it going to be. You've got to

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<v Speaker 1>go in which is too thin?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it. It's too thin so you can't toast it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's whaffer thin.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I always say to them when they go, do you

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<v Speaker 2>want it slide to go? Yes? And then they go

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<v Speaker 2>which one? I go a thicker one, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I hold my thumb and forefinger up like a moron,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can see they normally look at me in

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<v Speaker 1>another one. They look at another one, going could it

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<v Speaker 1>fit between this gap here? And then it fits in

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<v Speaker 1>my mouth and my backside? Small thing, big rage. This

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<v Speaker 1>is incredible, small thing, big rage. Christian. As a blind woman,

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<v Speaker 1>whenever I go into a restaurant, the waitress and the

0:33:35.285 --> 0:33:39.125
<v Speaker 1>wait staff always assume I am hearing impaired. They would

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<v Speaker 1>even in front of me, ask my girlfriends. What would

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<v Speaker 1>I like to eat and drink? As if I've also

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<v Speaker 1>somehow lost the ability to hear and speak for myself,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure whether correlation begins. This is a great

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<v Speaker 1>perspective I never ever thought of. Thank you for letting

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<v Speaker 1>us know that I love that. All right, let's kick

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<v Speaker 1>off today's three topic Tuesday, Wrong one Tuesday, we give

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<v Speaker 1>you three different ways you can call the show. You

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<v Speaker 1>could be winning the one thousand dollars Caller of the

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<v Speaker 1>Week thanks to Mercedes Ben's Berrick D're the next to

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<v Speaker 1>Alma show. First one today is I'm looking for stories

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<v Speaker 1>of accidental nudity. Call me thirteen fifty five twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>When you've accidentally been naked. I have to change names,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said I was going to give them that. Angelina,

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<v Speaker 1>Brad and Angelina. Let's say I've got some good friends

0:34:34.765 --> 0:34:40.205
<v Speaker 1>called Brad and Angelina. Angelina and Brad have just got

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<v Speaker 1>a new second hand infrared saunay. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>They're very proud of it, and I was really excited

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<v Speaker 2>about it. My wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I said to my wife, Oh, can you get a

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<v Speaker 1>photo because I want to get one, okay, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to see how big it is.

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<v Speaker 2>And the speck.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife shows me a photo that Angelina took of

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<v Speaker 1>the sauna and I go, sort of, you know, they

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<v Speaker 1>do the pinch and zoom, and I go, oh my god,

0:35:02.765 --> 0:35:07.005
<v Speaker 1>she's naked. What you say, how the hell do you

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<v Speaker 1>notice that within a second one every teenage boy is

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<v Speaker 1>given a superpower of being able to spot nudity a

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<v Speaker 1>mile off. They should do it as part of the

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<v Speaker 1>eye test. Can you see the naked lady? Yes, you

0:35:20.125 --> 0:35:23.765
<v Speaker 1>still got good enough eyesight? Fifty two, still got it naked.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife grabbed the phone off me. I went, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want hits.

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<v Speaker 4>You pinched and zoomswir.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to have a look at the floor speck

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<v Speaker 1>for red sawna see are they using Mortis and Tennyson

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<v Speaker 1>joints to assemble it?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it a dovetail?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I happen to notice, oh my god, I

0:35:44.405 --> 0:35:49.965
<v Speaker 1>can see Angeline this reflection here and she is naked.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife then texts Angelina back, going, you're naked in

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<v Speaker 1>this photo brackets Christian Spotify.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope that doesn't creep you out.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen them this weekend and I feel I feel

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<v Speaker 1>really awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>Sarah could have kept that within your full woman, wife.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's in the head, it comes out the mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Yea.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, she masses back Angelina, going, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 2>sent that to the CEO the other day. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>because he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Interested in getting one as well. So this is why

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<v Speaker 1>I've had to change the names.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>It's awful, perhaps, isn't it. She generally was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>there was no humor about this. She ran my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>cut amits later, going did he really see me? Said

0:36:38.165 --> 0:36:41.965
<v Speaker 1>I was winning two seconds he went naked. Oh no better,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your boss.

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<v Speaker 6>I'd have to move into state if that was me.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Look, he's not he's not going to have

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<v Speaker 2>done that. No, no, don't because I listened to show.

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<v Speaker 1>Please.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's not bad. He's not gonna. Christian is not ill.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually you know it, guys. You said to my face,

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<v Speaker 2>sick in the head.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a sick he's a freak.

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<v Speaker 2>You show me any photo of a sunset up pinsion,

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<v Speaker 2>zoom and.

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<v Speaker 5>Look for any nudity I can see constantly staring from

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<v Speaker 5>two tuesdays.

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<v Speaker 2>In their herald sunny again?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway? Can we get back on track? Your story is

0:37:19.965 --> 0:37:25.645
<v Speaker 1>now or accidental nudity? Like I said, her real name

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<v Speaker 1>name Jelina all together now The.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to The Christian O'Connell Show, looking for your stories

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<v Speaker 1>of being accidentally naked on thirteen fifty five twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>Also still trying to find out when they slice the

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<v Speaker 1>bread of the bakery. Tim our listener gets very upset

0:37:47.845 --> 0:37:51.805
<v Speaker 1>because it always, always, always, never not it's always uneven

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<v Speaker 1>number of slices. We need to know is this true?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm now gripped by this drama that's e merging on

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<v Speaker 1>today's show. Donna is on the line before we get

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<v Speaker 1>into accidental nudity. She can do this live right now, Donna.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing listen?

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<v Speaker 2>Donn a very excited So you buy a sliced loaf

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<v Speaker 2>of bread.

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<v Speaker 11>Well, my husband is actually a driver for Tiptop Bakery.

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<v Speaker 11>This is great, and I actually have a life of

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<v Speaker 11>the one sandwich slice in my car while I'm driving

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<v Speaker 11>to work and take off the end when you have seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>Slices, seventeen sign of the devil, No wonder, Timmy won't

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<v Speaker 1>have the.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you supposed to make a sandwich with one

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<v Speaker 4>slice of bread?

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<v Speaker 12>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>You're right here. I know you fold it up, folded

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<v Speaker 2>up like a little poor man's col zone.

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<v Speaker 4>That Donagan, can you tell your husband to send it

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<v Speaker 4>up the change?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this goes right back up to the top.

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<v Speaker 11>Oh well, I don't Eve say something?

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<v Speaker 1>Please do?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>The thing I know about tiptop straight away established nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>fifty eight on the front of the loaf, doesn't it establish.

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<v Speaker 2>Nineteen fifty eight?

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<v Speaker 4>That's incredible record?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not sure myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, have a look on the loaf. I'm pretty says

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<v Speaker 1>it's standing away. We don't need to get into this

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<v Speaker 1>any It's that rain manage about me. Sometimes I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>excellent driver.

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<v Speaker 2>Donna, thank you very much for the live count.

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<v Speaker 11>No worries you guys have a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>We were on you and wow. We I asked the

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<v Speaker 1>people from Baker's to like, if you listen to the show,

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<v Speaker 1>someone's just texting right now live from Bakers tonight. Christian

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<v Speaker 1>on average thirteen slices, including if you want to include

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<v Speaker 1>the crust fifteen see either way, someone is getting short

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<v Speaker 1>sliced here.

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<v Speaker 7>One of my twins is, oh my god, so when

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<v Speaker 7>it's an uneven number. One of the twins missus.

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<v Speaker 4>J teers cheers.

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<v Speaker 1>So how do they solve this though, because if you

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<v Speaker 1>were just the slicing ratio, you're getting it too thin,

0:40:11.685 --> 0:40:14.165
<v Speaker 1>and then what happens is once you toast it, it

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<v Speaker 1>falls apart.

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<v Speaker 4>Could you not just have a bigger loaf? Could we

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<v Speaker 4>just resize all the loafing?

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<v Speaker 1>So what they're now going to have two types of bread?

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<v Speaker 1>Even and unhuman numbers? What's happened to us as a society?

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<v Speaker 2>Resilient?

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<v Speaker 1>Come mad? We got warpe bread called it now three w.

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<v Speaker 2>Tina's on the nine. Now morning, Tina, Good morning?

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<v Speaker 4>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, Tina? So does this story involving accidental need

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<v Speaker 1>to involve you or friend?

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<v Speaker 13>May?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? What happened?

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<v Speaker 11>All right?

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<v Speaker 13>I'm about ten years ago. I'd lost some white and

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<v Speaker 13>I went to my brother's place and they'd got a

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<v Speaker 13>new treadmill. Anyway, sitting in the land room and I'm thinking, oh,

0:40:59.765 --> 0:41:02.125
<v Speaker 13>I want I ever go, So I say to my

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<v Speaker 13>sister in law, can you turn a rump for me?

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<v Speaker 13>So she does. It goes from walking all of a sudden,

0:41:11.005 --> 0:41:15.925
<v Speaker 13>I'm walking a bit faster, a bit faster running. My

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<v Speaker 13>pants are falling down they pulled my hands down with them.

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<v Speaker 13>I end up off the back of the treadmill into

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<v Speaker 13>the wall in it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a panteater, dirty treadmill.

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<v Speaker 13>There was about five people sitting in the lounge room.

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<v Speaker 1>You now on a treadmill, a bit of a pace

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<v Speaker 1>jigging around seminated.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>World, swallow me up right now. Let this rite a treadmill,

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<v Speaker 2>swallow me out along with my knickers. Yeah, it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 13>The lot went. I couldn't grab one short because I'd

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<v Speaker 13>have to let go. I want to let go because

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<v Speaker 13>I knew I was going.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Tina water story, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 13>I've got a couple of those.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they all naked ones or.

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<v Speaker 13>Christian, let's not go there.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you're then I think it's you. It's not the treadmill.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't blame the treadmill. And you've got a thing for this, Tina,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much the story, brilliant one.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a great day. Thanks for calling the show.

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<v Speaker 3>By Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean to alarm anyone right now because I

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<v Speaker 1>realized with my words carry a power and the responsibility.

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<v Speaker 2>But just thinking about how this morning.

0:42:42.685 --> 0:42:45.725
<v Speaker 1>We've discovered that when you get your bread sliced, it

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<v Speaker 1>would always come out in an uneven number.

0:42:50.325 --> 0:42:52.485
<v Speaker 2>How many how many tim Tams are in a packet?

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you it's no even number?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>I actually know something about this.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know the number, but I know if you

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<v Speaker 5>get double coated, you get one less tim Tam than

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<v Speaker 5>if you get normal.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, righteous, Yeah, you're getting something when you're getting what

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<v Speaker 2>is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Your generation?

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<v Speaker 2>You think.

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<v Speaker 4>Give me the proper amount of tint?

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<v Speaker 1>But like you got shoved in the tubes at the

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<v Speaker 1>Wonkatur Mister Wonka was right? The German kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Frowline rio how many tim Tams in a packet? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to eleven?

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<v Speaker 8>It's like twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>You think it's been better, been reduced?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, like chocolate bars and much smaller those days. Yes,

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<v Speaker 7>so much springles are yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, eleven eleven?

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<v Speaker 2>So is it always on even numbers and things?

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<v Speaker 3>Then?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Chocolate bars always come in a packet of honey? Even numbers?

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<v Speaker 2>What about Eminem's excuse me? I think that I actually

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with you. Now Tina needs to leave the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Immediately, go down to Coles or Wolhurst counting Tim Tams

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<v Speaker 1>love time. So you work from madman. My boss has

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<v Speaker 1>sent me down here to count individual eminem's is he okay?

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<v Speaker 9>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Is a tyrant? Okay? Then you put your hand up there?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you need got to toilet? What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 9>So Rio's right, there's not one less. There's two less

0:44:27.245 --> 0:44:28.685
<v Speaker 9>in the double cody because there's nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, you're the same generations. You're made a weak sauce.

0:44:33.525 --> 0:44:34.485
<v Speaker 2>You have what you're given.

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<v Speaker 8>Still it's uneven.

0:44:36.285 --> 0:44:39.725
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but their lusciousness makes up for that less number the.

0:44:40.205 --> 0:44:40.925
<v Speaker 2>Parts, haven't they.

0:44:41.765 --> 0:44:42.365
<v Speaker 1>I love this.

0:44:43.925 --> 0:44:45.565
<v Speaker 4>Big Tim TAM's gun to upae.

0:44:45.685 --> 0:44:47.845
<v Speaker 2>They have sponsor of regians and menopause.

0:44:48.085 --> 0:44:51.365
<v Speaker 1>Wait, my good friends at Tim Tams, thank you for

0:44:51.525 --> 0:44:52.925
<v Speaker 1>easing the pain of menopause.

0:44:53.245 --> 0:44:58.205
<v Speaker 2>Crunch crunch, crunch me not so Regie. Anyway, I can

0:44:58.285 --> 0:45:00.605
<v Speaker 2>hear the advert now and it would work.

0:45:02.605 --> 0:45:04.165
<v Speaker 1>All right in the time we got left them before

0:45:04.205 --> 0:45:06.765
<v Speaker 1>the time where's fifteen minutes time? We're looking for your

0:45:06.845 --> 0:45:11.205
<v Speaker 1>stories of animal strike. I'm thinking about this after what happened,

0:45:11.245 --> 0:45:16.205
<v Speaker 1>even before the epic Lions game. The Irish and British

0:45:16.285 --> 0:45:20.205
<v Speaker 1>Lions at the weekend taking on the Wallabies, beforehand. Already

0:45:20.245 --> 0:45:23.205
<v Speaker 1>you start to realize what it's like to be here

0:45:23.245 --> 0:45:27.765
<v Speaker 1>in Australia behind enemy lines. Lear and behold. If they're

0:45:27.765 --> 0:45:32.445
<v Speaker 1>not sampapering the balls, they're pooping on you. So let

0:45:32.525 --> 0:45:35.885
<v Speaker 1>me just tell you who's here right now. It's Ronan O'Gara.

0:45:36.045 --> 0:45:37.285
<v Speaker 1>It used to be the Iris. He used to be

0:45:37.325 --> 0:45:39.165
<v Speaker 1>an amazing Irish player. I think he's the second most

0:45:39.245 --> 0:45:41.525
<v Speaker 1>our highest point scorer. Was then went on become the

0:45:41.605 --> 0:45:44.845
<v Speaker 1>Irish coach. And he's talking sitting up the scene before

0:45:44.925 --> 0:45:48.765
<v Speaker 1>handy kay and sadly live on TV he gets pooped on.

0:45:49.205 --> 0:45:50.765
<v Speaker 1>And what you're about to hear are some of the

0:45:50.845 --> 0:45:54.965
<v Speaker 1>most posh British people you've ever heard because they played rugby.

0:45:55.565 --> 0:45:57.445
<v Speaker 1>There's still this class system in the UK. It's here

0:45:57.485 --> 0:45:59.884
<v Speaker 1>as well, where it's like rugby union is seen as

0:45:59.925 --> 0:46:05.205
<v Speaker 1>the posh Oh Charles, Yes, we're going over to Australia

0:46:05.325 --> 0:46:06.485
<v Speaker 1>to smash the Wallabies.

0:46:06.885 --> 0:46:07.525
<v Speaker 2>Rah rah rah.

0:46:07.685 --> 0:46:11.125
<v Speaker 1>Chaps you in the bar afterwards for some songs. Have

0:46:11.285 --> 0:46:13.725
<v Speaker 1>you got your gant rugby shirts? Were ready to wear

0:46:14.085 --> 0:46:17.445
<v Speaker 1>thin boating shoes? Listen to the how the reaction in

0:46:17.485 --> 0:46:20.645
<v Speaker 1>the very English way, Good heavens, they're shitting on us.

0:46:21.005 --> 0:46:23.725
<v Speaker 1>At this point, as we stand here right now, has

0:46:23.805 --> 0:46:33.685
<v Speaker 1>this done bird on Ronan? That's lucky, very there. Lots

0:46:33.685 --> 0:46:35.645
<v Speaker 1>of seagulls around apparently, Are there are.

0:46:35.525 --> 0:46:38.005
<v Speaker 2>The secret that's the criminal right there? That's a criminal

0:46:38.125 --> 0:46:38.525
<v Speaker 2>right there.

0:46:38.725 --> 0:46:41.205
<v Speaker 1>We set our criminals here and now they're up in

0:46:41.245 --> 0:46:43.445
<v Speaker 1>the sky, criminals on the land and in the air.

0:46:43.605 --> 0:46:47.245
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't know that De's Irish, you know, but I think

0:46:47.285 --> 0:46:50.125
<v Speaker 1>it's Will Greenwood saying this is Will Greenwood here used

0:46:50.125 --> 0:46:51.485
<v Speaker 1>to play for England.

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<v Speaker 2>At this point, as we stand here right now, has

0:46:54.365 --> 0:46:58.685
<v Speaker 2>this done on Ronan much? Word perfect?

0:46:59.445 --> 0:47:04.685
<v Speaker 1>That's lucky, very lucky, lucky. There are lots of seagulls

0:47:04.685 --> 0:47:06.765
<v Speaker 1>around apparently, are there are the secret that's.

0:47:06.685 --> 0:47:07.605
<v Speaker 2>The criminal right there?

0:47:07.805 --> 0:47:11.404
<v Speaker 1>And I hope they shot it with a good English musket.

0:47:11.405 --> 0:47:12.285
<v Speaker 4>Actually says.

0:47:14.925 --> 0:47:15.805
<v Speaker 2>Goddamn cat.

0:47:17.885 --> 0:47:19.005
<v Speaker 1>This is back home in England.

0:47:20.805 --> 0:47:22.125
<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't get this at Wimbledon.

0:47:23.005 --> 0:47:24.365
<v Speaker 1>You know what they call the post shows when they

0:47:24.365 --> 0:47:26.205
<v Speaker 1>will go to rugby, right And I love Rubbie when

0:47:26.205 --> 0:47:28.445
<v Speaker 1>you got a twigging and you're surrounded by pos shows.

0:47:28.405 --> 0:47:33.565
<v Speaker 2>And I love being at tweakers Glass. Anyway, you had

0:47:33.605 --> 0:47:35.165
<v Speaker 2>an animal strike yesterday passed?

0:47:35.205 --> 0:47:38.365
<v Speaker 6>Oh I did I was driving home along Alexandra Avenue,

0:47:38.445 --> 0:47:41.725
<v Speaker 6>which is a fairly main thoroughfear we go to you

0:47:41.805 --> 0:47:45.364
<v Speaker 6>are stuck behind a cattle truck. Stuck behind a cattle

0:47:45.405 --> 0:47:48.405
<v Speaker 6>truck and the smell. Had to turn my air conditioning

0:47:48.485 --> 0:47:52.685
<v Speaker 6>vents off. And then if you don't mind, some cowd

0:47:52.725 --> 0:47:56.485
<v Speaker 6>obviously backed up up against the trailer and sprayed all

0:47:56.645 --> 0:48:00.885
<v Speaker 6>along the front bonnet of my car and windscreen.

0:48:01.645 --> 0:48:05.085
<v Speaker 2>It was discussed when I read a book and that

0:48:05.205 --> 0:48:05.805
<v Speaker 2>as well, thank you.

0:48:07.925 --> 0:48:12.605
<v Speaker 6>There's a cold that disgusting and my windscreen wipe of

0:48:12.645 --> 0:48:13.364
<v Speaker 6>fluid was out.

0:48:16.485 --> 0:48:18.884
<v Speaker 2>It dries and you got a long drive home over

0:48:18.925 --> 0:48:19.565
<v Speaker 2>the West State.

0:48:19.725 --> 0:48:21.725
<v Speaker 4>It was so grass with cow urine.

0:48:22.005 --> 0:48:24.605
<v Speaker 6>Well I put I put the wipers on, thinking of

0:48:24.725 --> 0:48:26.725
<v Speaker 6>the dry yeah, and you pressed.

0:48:28.045 --> 0:48:32.725
<v Speaker 1>You just roll dog in it, head out the window.

0:48:34.085 --> 0:48:38.725
<v Speaker 2>Get yeah that ammonia? Oh my god, Pas, that is

0:48:38.885 --> 0:48:40.325
<v Speaker 2>rough the rubbers.

0:48:40.525 --> 0:48:42.364
<v Speaker 1>Was it Kaitlin who drove us some fish heads once

0:48:42.405 --> 0:48:44.605
<v Speaker 1>and they went into a tires and she emailed the

0:48:44.685 --> 0:48:46.245
<v Speaker 1>council to mine they pay to have.

0:48:46.285 --> 0:48:49.964
<v Speaker 2>A class detailed. Did I hope they tried to get lost?

0:48:50.645 --> 0:48:51.245
<v Speaker 2>What happened with that?

0:48:51.365 --> 0:48:52.405
<v Speaker 1>Cain did ever reply to.

0:48:52.565 --> 0:48:55.485
<v Speaker 8>Yes, it was actually Alexander, wasn't it.

0:48:55.725 --> 0:49:01.205
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, overnight had obviously like lost their load, and I

0:49:01.645 --> 0:49:05.285
<v Speaker 9>drove over the top of it, the spell and stench

0:49:05.485 --> 0:49:08.444
<v Speaker 9>of dead fish for days, couldn't I went and clean

0:49:08.605 --> 0:49:10.605
<v Speaker 9>my car multiple times, could not get it out.

0:49:10.685 --> 0:49:12.485
<v Speaker 8>So I was spending like nearly one hundred bucks just

0:49:12.525 --> 0:49:13.085
<v Speaker 8>to get it clean.

0:49:13.725 --> 0:49:15.845
<v Speaker 2>And did you you emailed the councilor did they ever get.

0:49:15.725 --> 0:49:19.965
<v Speaker 1>Back to Absolutely not, And that is the right response anyway,

0:49:20.245 --> 0:49:24.525
<v Speaker 1>Animal strikes, it came from above, it came from out front,

0:49:24.885 --> 0:49:25.965
<v Speaker 1>it came from behind.

0:49:27.165 --> 0:49:28.565
<v Speaker 2>Three sixty Animal Strikes.

0:49:29.725 --> 0:49:33.444
<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

0:49:33.205 --> 0:49:36.765
<v Speaker 1>Animal Strikes Christian. I was running down my driveway and

0:49:36.885 --> 0:49:40.125
<v Speaker 1>a bat flew into me and peed on me.

0:49:40.365 --> 0:49:42.445
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, my god, Christian.

0:49:42.485 --> 0:49:43.845
<v Speaker 1>I went on a date with a girl and we

0:49:43.925 --> 0:49:48.165
<v Speaker 1>drove down to Sorrento, nice trying my best to impress nice.

0:49:48.005 --> 0:49:48.685
<v Speaker 2>Clothes and all.

0:49:48.965 --> 0:49:54.125
<v Speaker 1>Oh, mister, fancy is it the Greek Gatsby. I get

0:49:54.165 --> 0:49:55.485
<v Speaker 1>out the car, a bird.

0:49:57.005 --> 0:50:00.685
<v Speaker 2>On my face. That's good luck, he says here, he

0:50:00.845 --> 0:50:03.404
<v Speaker 2>is lucky it is. We've been together three years. Ah,

0:50:03.765 --> 0:50:05.725
<v Speaker 2>well done, and she can still be with you like that?

0:50:08.765 --> 0:50:09.125
<v Speaker 2>All right?

0:50:09.205 --> 0:50:16.444
<v Speaker 1>Then? Animal at Animal Strikes thirteen fifty five, twenty two. Donna. Yes, Hello, hello, Donna,

0:50:16.525 --> 0:50:19.165
<v Speaker 1>welcome to show. So a cow for you as well.

0:50:20.325 --> 0:50:24.125
<v Speaker 13>Yeah, yeah, so I work in the dairy industry, and

0:50:24.245 --> 0:50:26.565
<v Speaker 13>of course when you're in the shed, everything is.

0:50:26.645 --> 0:50:28.245
<v Speaker 10>At the rear of the cow.

0:50:28.525 --> 0:50:29.964
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my word, you quite rose.

0:50:30.845 --> 0:50:32.645
<v Speaker 1>What goes on the shed stays in the shed.

0:50:34.205 --> 0:50:35.125
<v Speaker 10>Yeph.

0:50:35.445 --> 0:50:39.725
<v Speaker 12>She lifted her tail and lit ribs. And I have

0:50:40.045 --> 0:50:45.844
<v Speaker 12>too in my hair, my yeah, down my shirt in.

0:50:45.965 --> 0:50:53.445
<v Speaker 1>My brown Oh no, what I was plastered coated, bastard yep, yep, painted.

0:50:56.005 --> 0:50:57.045
<v Speaker 2>Jackson pollots.

0:50:59.245 --> 0:50:59.444
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:50:59.605 --> 0:51:01.484
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a pooh buye, not a drying by the worst

0:51:01.565 --> 0:51:03.245
<v Speaker 2>kind poo buye.

0:51:04.285 --> 0:51:05.485
<v Speaker 1>Five o'clock in the morning.

0:51:05.725 --> 0:51:08.325
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, your day begins like that.

0:51:09.365 --> 0:51:14.805
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, and I swear to God the cow when they're.

0:51:14.645 --> 0:51:21.765
<v Speaker 1>A new person, Oh, they talk, she'll go, no know,

0:51:21.885 --> 0:51:23.645
<v Speaker 1>you did it last time, and no, no, no, it's

0:51:23.685 --> 0:51:25.765
<v Speaker 1>my one. Come on, please please please help me. Two

0:51:25.845 --> 0:51:32.565
<v Speaker 1>laps started, Donna, thank you very much your story.

0:51:32.645 --> 0:51:33.485
<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Kerly.

0:51:33.685 --> 0:51:38.205
<v Speaker 1>Now Kerly, good morning, Hi, Hi that we're good. So

0:51:38.965 --> 0:51:40.125
<v Speaker 1>it's not a cow story, is it?

0:51:40.965 --> 0:51:43.325
<v Speaker 12>Well, unfortunately, it's a cow two story.

0:51:43.805 --> 0:51:47.165
<v Speaker 2>Those cows they're paying us back for eating the beef.

0:51:47.965 --> 0:51:48.885
<v Speaker 10>Patsy started it.

0:51:49.125 --> 0:51:52.605
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she did start it, and that's every day it

0:51:52.765 --> 0:51:57.925
<v Speaker 1>always starts. She's the sauce to create all all right,

0:51:58.045 --> 0:52:00.165
<v Speaker 1>So Kerly, what happened to you? What did the cow do?

0:52:00.845 --> 0:52:01.005
<v Speaker 7>Well?

0:52:01.125 --> 0:52:04.645
<v Speaker 12>I was driving my son's mate home and he was

0:52:04.765 --> 0:52:06.605
<v Speaker 12>next to me in the passenger's seat. It was a

0:52:06.685 --> 0:52:10.565
<v Speaker 12>strummer's day and we all up at the satellite next

0:52:10.605 --> 0:52:12.844
<v Speaker 12>to a cow trap and as you know, they're all

0:52:12.965 --> 0:52:17.725
<v Speaker 12>jammed in and the next minute one another cows split

0:52:17.845 --> 0:52:21.125
<v Speaker 12>one rip like the other lady said, and it came

0:52:21.205 --> 0:52:24.685
<v Speaker 12>through the window, all over his mate, all over the

0:52:24.725 --> 0:52:29.085
<v Speaker 12>seat belt, all over the console, and the threaves could

0:52:29.245 --> 0:52:30.404
<v Speaker 12>just laugh.

0:52:30.845 --> 0:52:32.765
<v Speaker 4>There was not much more how she could do.

0:52:33.005 --> 0:52:33.725
<v Speaker 2>So that will cry.

0:52:34.005 --> 0:52:36.685
<v Speaker 1>And it's a fine line sometimes between those two, isn't it.

0:52:37.445 --> 0:52:40.645
<v Speaker 1>You mean, hats off to the cow. That's a golden

0:52:40.765 --> 0:52:43.565
<v Speaker 1>shot out of speech. Wow.

0:52:46.725 --> 0:52:49.045
<v Speaker 12>So yeah, I always have a chuckle when I go

0:52:49.205 --> 0:52:50.285
<v Speaker 12>up next to a cow trap.

0:52:50.565 --> 0:52:51.485
<v Speaker 10>I always remember it.

0:52:51.805 --> 0:52:52.844
<v Speaker 4>Chuckle with the window up.

0:52:54.525 --> 0:52:59.565
<v Speaker 1>For me once. Kearny, thank you very much for the story, mate.

0:52:59.605 --> 0:53:00.925
<v Speaker 1>Have a good day morning.

0:53:01.805 --> 0:53:04.005
<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:53:04.725 --> 0:53:07.565
<v Speaker 1>Christian talking about animal strikes. My dad went on holiday

0:53:07.605 --> 0:53:09.805
<v Speaker 1>to London and a pitch and died mid air and

0:53:09.925 --> 0:53:10.884
<v Speaker 1>hit him on the way down.

0:53:13.005 --> 0:53:16.765
<v Speaker 4>Now what happened to Fabio on the roller coaster? The

0:53:16.805 --> 0:53:18.725
<v Speaker 4>World's most beautiful man, the big.

0:53:18.645 --> 0:53:22.045
<v Speaker 2>Long hair, beautiful mane all the way down his shoulders

0:53:22.085 --> 0:53:26.885
<v Speaker 2>and back. You have a full facial roller coaster.

0:53:27.165 --> 0:53:29.605
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Animal strikes Christian a friend of mine Cy could

0:53:29.645 --> 0:53:31.805
<v Speaker 1>run Australia. One evening he got hit by a bird

0:53:31.885 --> 0:53:36.205
<v Speaker 1>bracket species unknown and the brackets are knocked from the bike.

0:53:37.285 --> 0:53:39.245
<v Speaker 1>A few days later he was chased by a dingo

0:53:39.365 --> 0:53:41.405
<v Speaker 1>that wanted his ham sandwich.

0:53:44.925 --> 0:53:46.605
<v Speaker 4>Just give him the sandwich, all right, tom on the.

0:53:46.605 --> 0:53:50.085
<v Speaker 1>Show today we've done obviously, Animal strikes Tomorrow chased by

0:53:50.165 --> 0:53:51.605
<v Speaker 1>animals and dingo.

0:53:51.885 --> 0:53:54.405
<v Speaker 2>Chase your mate on a bike who doesn't love a

0:53:54.485 --> 0:53:56.925
<v Speaker 2>ham sandwich dingo or human?

0:53:57.565 --> 0:53:58.165
<v Speaker 1>I get it.

0:53:59.725 --> 0:54:00.085
<v Speaker 2>All right.

0:54:00.125 --> 0:54:06.565
<v Speaker 1>Today's time waist for the best in the show. Today

0:54:06.605 --> 0:54:09.485
<v Speaker 1>you're off the beach or juice to musical five star production.

0:54:10.045 --> 0:54:14.165
<v Speaker 1>Brilliant show finishes here in Australia eleventh of September, so

0:54:14.285 --> 0:54:16.485
<v Speaker 1>go see it while you can. It is outstanding pair

0:54:16.525 --> 0:54:17.965
<v Speaker 1>of tickets for the best in show. To down the

0:54:18.005 --> 0:54:22.045
<v Speaker 1>time waster. We're looking for your dessert songs because today

0:54:22.765 --> 0:54:27.245
<v Speaker 1>it's National Cheesecake Day, love cheese. Oh my god? What

0:54:27.405 --> 0:54:30.485
<v Speaker 1>do we think team top five Australian creative desserts of

0:54:30.525 --> 0:54:30.964
<v Speaker 1>all time?

0:54:31.365 --> 0:54:35.965
<v Speaker 2>What's up there? Pavlov number two? What about a Leamington

0:54:36.285 --> 0:54:36.805
<v Speaker 2>number one?

0:54:38.725 --> 0:54:40.844
<v Speaker 1>Now that is Australian or would you say it's more

0:54:40.925 --> 0:54:42.125
<v Speaker 1>bigger here in Victoria?

0:54:42.525 --> 0:54:46.245
<v Speaker 2>Is that big in Sydney? The Leamingtone global the country?

0:54:46.445 --> 0:54:47.924
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

0:54:48.085 --> 0:54:50.125
<v Speaker 1>So I go if I go to Harndorff, that's strange

0:54:50.165 --> 0:54:53.884
<v Speaker 1>German place. They're chomping it down hand all right, Okay,

0:54:54.525 --> 0:54:57.445
<v Speaker 1>that's the exception. Okay, what if I go up to

0:54:57.645 --> 0:55:00.605
<v Speaker 1>say the Jane g Forest they're enjoying Lamington Yeah yeah, yeah,

0:55:00.605 --> 0:55:03.045
<v Speaker 1>Well I go over to go to w W A.

0:55:03.085 --> 0:55:05.805
<v Speaker 2>Frame, I go to Broom yeah, Broom, Leamington. Yeah.

0:55:06.085 --> 0:55:09.844
<v Speaker 1>Margaret River ed it up. Can I challenge the rest

0:55:09.845 --> 0:55:11.285
<v Speaker 1>of you? I'm going to take the show off travel

0:55:11.285 --> 0:55:15.844
<v Speaker 1>and Australia. I'm looking for Lamington's and number five iced

0:55:16.005 --> 0:55:18.125
<v Speaker 1>vobos invented by William Arnott in.

0:55:18.245 --> 0:55:21.885
<v Speaker 2>Eighteen ninety five. So small they have.

0:55:22.965 --> 0:55:26.005
<v Speaker 1>A miniature yeah soon you needed my magnifying glass to

0:55:26.045 --> 0:55:28.165
<v Speaker 1>see them. But the men you pie hole at four.

0:55:28.285 --> 0:55:29.165
<v Speaker 1>Chocolate crackles.

0:55:29.445 --> 0:55:33.725
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, oh my god, love chocolate crack I'm.

0:55:33.605 --> 0:55:35.405
<v Speaker 6>Going to make those on Friday and bring them in.

0:55:35.525 --> 0:55:36.605
<v Speaker 2>Oh treat for anyone?

0:55:36.645 --> 0:55:41.165
<v Speaker 1>No, thank you, hard no from all fairy bread, Yes,

0:55:43.205 --> 0:55:48.445
<v Speaker 1>proud in your top five on Australia dessert Harder all right.

0:55:48.525 --> 0:55:54.364
<v Speaker 1>Dessert songs. Elvis loved the dessert she really he turned

0:55:54.405 --> 0:55:55.805
<v Speaker 1>into one in the ghetto.

0:55:56.325 --> 0:55:57.645
<v Speaker 4>Oh good, good Gold.

0:55:57.965 --> 0:56:00.885
<v Speaker 1>Damn, I wish I was your Pavlova instead of I

0:56:00.965 --> 0:56:05.245
<v Speaker 1>wish I was your pavlo What about? Johnny Parton loves

0:56:05.245 --> 0:56:13.005
<v Speaker 1>a Flann that's right standby in Flann's your Who's that Dolly?

0:56:13.845 --> 0:56:17.445
<v Speaker 2>That was one of the chipmunks and moose like Jagger?

0:56:18.445 --> 0:56:19.925
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what have you got?

0:56:20.005 --> 0:56:21.165
<v Speaker 2>Rio songs?

0:56:21.245 --> 0:56:23.485
<v Speaker 4>We just played it. Wake me up before you've ovo.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, very good Gold.

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<v Speaker 5>Claude de Beausy loves a sweet tree, doesn't he wow

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<v Speaker 5>a clear daaloond high row Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>But Scottie doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Not quite right down the other side of the mountain Bronze.

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<v Speaker 4>And back in back LeVar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's good, Lord, very very good. Reference.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Good Morning Listen, to the show. Too busy to

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<v Speaker 1>call in. That's quite the right, Scott. We're all busy.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was listening to the discussion of good a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of thought about odd versus even slices of bread.

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<v Speaker 1>It has fallen to me to present the case for

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<v Speaker 1>having an odd number of slices of bread in a loaf. Okay, Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>we picked this up tomorrow. It's it's a strong case.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got three reasons why it's a good thing. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>look forward, I'm coming round and coming round. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>today's time where you're still were looking for your dessert

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<v Speaker 1>songs best in show. You're off to go and see

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<v Speaker 1>Beatle Juice the musical, but you went to see Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>Yes for.

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<v Speaker 4>The second time. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so so good, isn't it such?

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<v Speaker 4>And he is so good, he's brilliant, he's incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>He should do all musicals in Australia by law. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So dessert songs, Lamington calling Brunt Pie the Tiger, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>good God, don't dream. It's Pavlova and Anthony putting on

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<v Speaker 1>the ritz Silver Studio, Philis Studio. That's Steve van in

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<v Speaker 1>a slight slice baby totally clips of the Tart, don't

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<v Speaker 1>go break in my tart? Thanks Silva, A Clear Way

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<v Speaker 1>to Heaven? Can only love?

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<v Speaker 2>Can brett her like this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Not Murder on the dance Floor, Merangue on the Dance Floor, Silva, Mustang,

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<v Speaker 2>Sally Sally, Two last.

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<v Speaker 1>Ones, Pump Up the Vovo Silva and Golden Gay, Time

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<v Speaker 1>after Time?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is the Winner?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't dream It's over?

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<v Speaker 1>Anthony, Well done, Anthony. We're back tomorrow. Would have what

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<v Speaker 1>are the odds? Thanks to join the show today. We're

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<v Speaker 1>back tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Take care.

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