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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Pats morning, Good morning, Alex Moning, Good morning Rio,
Speaker 1: Good morning. By the way, Rio, Thankfully we don't do
Speaker 1: what the older New Power Rangers are doing.
Speaker 2: Have you heard the sort of handover the doing at
Speaker 2: the moment?
Speaker 1: And now Alex with the sport, Oh, thank you, Pat,
Speaker 1: you look nice today. It's imagine every time I said Rio,
Speaker 1: what happened to you yesday?
Speaker 2: Thank you Christian?
Speaker 1: Oh back to you, Christian, Thank you, Rio. And now
Speaker 1: thank you John Farnham. I'm going to play your song.
Speaker 1: Thank you, John Farnham.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Radio, Thank you, Pats, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: One over thirty major radio awards are not the monkey.
Speaker 1: Once you get here, we do the thank you? Can
Speaker 1: we do get on with the news and sports. Say
Speaker 1: on the TV thank you or not?
Speaker 4: You want to know what that's like?
Speaker 1: What thank you? Alex?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Here's that.
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 5: Maybe you don't like each other compensate it's too nice?
Speaker 6: Yeah, God you to stop are wondering.
Speaker 1: Whether you too like each other. They just wanted to
Speaker 1: hear the news and sports. We've been doing it fifty
Speaker 1: years collectively. Yeah, thank you, sup aggressive, isn't it? Yes?
Speaker 2: Thank you Pats.
Speaker 6: What did I say this morning, Alex? When I went
Speaker 6: in to say good morning, you tell them go on?
Speaker 2: We hugged?
Speaker 6: No, well, I said, I have to say, it is
Speaker 6: so lovely to come in and have someone as esteemed
Speaker 6: as Alex.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, listen to it, and then we hugged.
Speaker 1: It was lovely. You know, I need to say thank you,
Speaker 1: so lovely to someone as unesteemed as you. Honestly, Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. Steaming going on and it is steaming at
Speaker 1: the moment.
Speaker 2: Over there.
Speaker 1: Let's get into Monday's Monday winter or losers we are?
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 2: Are you a Monday win or a loser? How was
Speaker 2: your day yesterday?
Speaker 4: Thank you Christian?
Speaker 2: I thank you Rio.
Speaker 4: I have a loser.
Speaker 5: I had to go to the physio. I've done something
Speaker 5: to my shoulder. Now he has told me what it is.
Speaker 5: It's a long name.
Speaker 4: I'm not entirely sure he's given me cuff.
Speaker 5: No, it's like a superristice to Stanias or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm not sure.
Speaker 5: He's given me a lot of exercises to do, though,
Speaker 5: So I went off. I bought the resistance band. You know,
Speaker 5: all the intentions to do.
Speaker 1: The door handle, but they're just so boring.
Speaker 4: I did it.
Speaker 5: I did it for one or two days, and I
Speaker 5: haven't done it since for two weeks because every time
Speaker 5: I think to do it, I've got an alarm on
Speaker 5: my phone and they just go and hurt.
Speaker 2: They hurt. They're so tedious, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And so I went to him yesterday and he said, oh,
Speaker 5: you've been doing your exercise, and like, obviously I lied.
Speaker 2: It's like, do you floss every day?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they knowing, well.
Speaker 1: This is like Christmas dinner from like nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I've floss ive loss five times a day,
Speaker 1: every hour on the hour.
Speaker 2: I said, I'm there, FLOSSI there.
Speaker 4: Must be the most lied to professions.
Speaker 2: Yes, And then it's physios. Oh yeah, I've done the exercises.
Speaker 1: They know because they go, oh cool, cool, cool, cool,
Speaker 1: let's see how you getting on the range of motion.
Speaker 1: He's actually, man's there.
Speaker 2: They know you've not moved.
Speaker 5: And I couldn't really remember how to do it because
Speaker 5: one of them is a bit more complex. It's like
Speaker 5: up against the wall and you got to push yourself.
Speaker 5: He's like, you've been you've been doing that, you know,
Speaker 5: the resistance one against thee. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: He just goes, look, it's really important you stay consistent
Speaker 5: with the exercise.
Speaker 1: That's that's a very polite web of saying it. Do
Speaker 1: the exercises my one.
Speaker 2: If you're in that situation again, it's like, I've been
Speaker 2: doing this one? What actually? Actually nine back in air?
Speaker 2: Can you remind me what the best form is?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I've been doing it right because they
Speaker 1: like showing you how to do it because they're so
Speaker 1: good at what they do. And then they go, oh
Speaker 1: yeah sure. It says, well, oh that's so, I think
Speaker 1: I've been doing it like this, and they go it's
Speaker 1: almost a Christian It's almost that. I haven't had a
Speaker 1: chance to tell you this, but two weeks ago when
Speaker 1: we were on the break and we were in Fiji,
Speaker 1: I completely wrecked my shoulder. Oh why did you?
Speaker 2: They didn't.
Speaker 1: When we were on this tiny li linland, they had
Speaker 1: this like outdoor gym, so it had a pull up
Speaker 1: bar and then it had you know those parallel dips.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh yeah, those.
Speaker 1: So the girl said to me, all right, oh, can
Speaker 1: you do some pull ups? So it is some pull
Speaker 1: ups and they went one of those when oh those
Speaker 1: are they're called parallel dips. I used to go to
Speaker 1: do those easily, and they went show us. I just
Speaker 1: had breakfast. I know you can eat buffet. It's nine
Speaker 1: o'clock and straight away I know. I was spent six
Speaker 1: months this year getting over a shoulder injury. It on
Speaker 1: this shoulder that I now knacked again. I did all
Speaker 1: the exercises. It was like a rip my bicep. It
Speaker 1: was a major thing. I must have had ten treatments, right,
Speaker 1: and it had been going really well. Everything's back to normal.
Speaker 1: I had full range of motion and I could get
Speaker 1: back to going to the dream and shoulders sizes back
Speaker 1: up to where it was before the injury. In December,
Speaker 1: I saw those parallel dips. I know almost saw then
Speaker 1: I'm going to wreck my shoulder. But Ego and Vanity say,
Speaker 1: get up there and show those kids.
Speaker 2: Right. I get up there and I do one perfect form.
Speaker 2: The kids do another, and I know I haven't got
Speaker 2: another in me. The shape starts around and then I've.
Speaker 1: Never heard this from my own body, an actual teen
Speaker 1: and as my shoulders sk.
Speaker 2: Just just popped forward. It's day two of a seven day.
Speaker 1: And I get I'm go, I should have warmed up,
Speaker 1: and I'm like shooting pains, cold sweat, you know, and
Speaker 1: You're like, I can barely breathe. The pain is so bad.
Speaker 1: My wife whispers to me, if you really hurt my stuff,
Speaker 1: like hey, it's just walk on with the kids. And
Speaker 1: I heard the kids go you got los goes, oh, Dad,
Speaker 1: you tried to show us what we've got, And then
Speaker 1: my twenty one year old goes and it was nothing.
Speaker 1: When I told the physio this, I come back and
Speaker 1: this is a physio.
Speaker 2: Do you remember years ago I.
Speaker 1: Knacked my back by trying to lift her three seater
Speaker 1: couch by myself and he had to put me together again. Right,
Speaker 1: I comany goes, not another couch. It's pallel dips in Fiji.
Speaker 1: He was like, what anyway? I told him what I've
Speaker 1: done an ego and vanity and hubris. I went to
Speaker 1: see him a couple days after our first treatment. He said,
Speaker 1: you know what, that day I was driving back from
Speaker 1: seeing you and I noticed there was an outdoor gym area.
Speaker 1: I pulled over to see how many dips I could do.
Speaker 1: I did three, and then I got the wobble and
Speaker 1: I went, that's enough. So maybe today we've got to
Speaker 1: talk about shoulders. Yes, I think over the next couple
Speaker 1: of weeks we should go through the human body in
Speaker 1: stories right now, maybe next week knees or ankles, or
Speaker 1: toes or fingers, But today is about shoulders.
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Speaker 1: That was your Monday yesterday. You're a Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 1: Let me know, text me oh four seventy five three
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: What bird it is or whether it's a bat that
Speaker 1: is dropping onto my car.
Speaker 2: Is actually purple. It's a purple muck that it drops.
Speaker 1: I think it eats something in the tree above where
Speaker 1: apart my car at the front of the house. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but it's got a purple
Speaker 1: and it's solid. So just in two days there's been
Speaker 1: so many strikes. I couldn't even drive the car because
Speaker 1: the windscreen was and wasn't clear to it my so straight.
Speaker 2: Away I had to had to, like chip away at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually go go inside and get a fish
Speaker 1: slice right and boil up a kettle of water and
Speaker 1: chuck that and chip it away, just to go and
Speaker 1: drive it to the car wash yesterday and I went
Speaker 1: to the one.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 1: I'll put my headphones on listen to podcasts where you
Speaker 1: get out. It's got like fifteen different brushes and the
Speaker 1: gurney to blast the car for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I had to do it twice to
Speaker 2: get this purple vivid. It was so hard to shift it.
Speaker 4: Do you know what bird it is?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, whether it's about I
Speaker 1: don't know whether an arbor is listening right now, or
Speaker 1: some kind of fecal avian bird expert. You know, we've
Speaker 1: got loads. It's part of the main demograph for the
Speaker 1: show and for the radio station. It's the avian fecal
Speaker 1: experts we talked to. There are hints land they're like
Speaker 1: my blue collar people, that's my tribe, that's my people would.
Speaker 2: Be able to say.
Speaker 1: But it is thick, it congeals, it's like concrete.
Speaker 2: It hardens almost instantly.
Speaker 1: But no other cars and street are they grabbing on
Speaker 1: it's targeted.
Speaker 2: It's targeted.
Speaker 5: Yeah, have you done anything to anger any of the
Speaker 5: local wildlife?
Speaker 1: You know? I befriended a magpie last year, a small,
Speaker 1: little baby one that couldn't fly, and I fed it
Speaker 1: and gave it water and even a bit of a snag.
Speaker 1: Mom and Dad were watching. They know that I help that,
Speaker 1: So I think they put the word out. Mag parts
Speaker 1: will never attack me now because I'm a.
Speaker 2: Friend of them. You know, I've to do little.
Speaker 1: I don't know what angry thing is. Do you think
Speaker 1: it would be a bat? It's chewing something and then
Speaker 1: releasing it over you.
Speaker 7: And then.
Speaker 1: And you think you're no one in the back community.
Speaker 2: Do you think they're communicating with each other?
Speaker 1: It might be because obviously when I leave in the morning,
Speaker 1: am I disturbing the bats? You know? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Leaving to at.
Speaker 1: Least it's a revenge attack. It's a warning, you know.
Speaker 2: Chatman sending bat signals, Well they're crap.
Speaker 1: Signals actually, And I get the message, guys, But yesterday
Speaker 1: I had to do it twice.
Speaker 5: Wow, I got an idea. Try parking in a different spot.
Speaker 2: My wife's been saying out to me for the last six.
Speaker 1: Years, six years because even a neighbor to me the
Speaker 1: other day, I hadn't seen in a while, right, and
Speaker 1: I was chatting him and goes, by the way, you can't.
Speaker 2: That stuff corrodes if you don't clean it off. Has
Speaker 2: been even been like chided by another adult. It's horrible
Speaker 2: when you're an adult.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: He goes, you need to move your car up there,
Speaker 1: and I've deliberately not done it because I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I don't want to move it.
Speaker 1: And then one day he sees and where's goes told
Speaker 1: you you're welcome, told your.
Speaker 6: Homeboy, it does wreck your car juco though, it's like
Speaker 6: a city like it burns into your your paint job.
Speaker 6: Why don't you clean out that damn garage you've got
Speaker 6: and get your car where it should be in there.
Speaker 1: Everything at the moment pass because we've sold the house.
Speaker 1: Everything is like, I don't do anything to jamage anything.
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, don't be putting that park everything out
Speaker 1: on the street, don't sit there, don't take your shoes
Speaker 1: off there, take them there. Everything is, do not damage anything.
Speaker 1: Keep this as it is.
Speaker 4: You're living like a model home.
Speaker 3: No, we really are.
Speaker 1: We've got another three months to get through. It's so stressful.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Hey Patsy, I've just realized, Patsy, forty four years ago
Speaker 1: today was the royal wedding Charles and Darner.
Speaker 4: I know what I thought.
Speaker 1: It was thirty four years ago, nineteen eighty one, twenty
Speaker 1: ninth of July.
Speaker 2: Then I was no.
Speaker 1: No, the eighties is now forty years wow, forty four
Speaker 1: years ago. It was such such a massive global mega
Speaker 1: event back when not even everybody in every household even
Speaker 1: had a TV.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember going around my friend's house.
Speaker 1: To watch it and stuff like that because I had
Speaker 1: a better, slightly better TV. Yeah, not every house had
Speaker 1: a TV. It was a really expensive thing to have
Speaker 1: a decent color TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When I when at the.
Speaker 1: First TV we got, I think it was black and white, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that was like a yeah, yeah yeah. And then
Speaker 1: it was a really big deal when he got a
Speaker 1: color TV. And then the next one was and we
Speaker 1: got one with a remote control. And I get this right.
Speaker 1: Early remote controls had a.
Speaker 2: Coillly wire attached to the telly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was such hideous time.
Speaker 2: This is the future that this is like Star Trek.
Speaker 5: I love that now because I'm always losing a tiny
Speaker 5: little I want to tell the vacuum.
Speaker 1: You know, it's got that retractable word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, step on it.
Speaker 1: It's such back to the TV, that's what they need. Yeah,
Speaker 1: forty four years ago today to Charles and Die the
Speaker 1: Royal Wedding, Alex your Monday winter or losey yesterday?
Speaker 2: How was your day? Mixed mixed Christian.
Speaker 7: We bought the twins steal slinkies and they, oh, how
Speaker 7: go a slinkies when they work and they do what
Speaker 7: they're supposed to do, and so they have this idea
Speaker 7: to put the slinkies down the steers.
Speaker 1: That's the only way you use the thinking Yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 1: but perfectly do it, you know.
Speaker 7: I go to the next day, and the next day
Speaker 7: it didn't happen, of course, And then we're sitting at
Speaker 7: dinner yesterday and and we're there and I just saw
Speaker 7: it at the corner of my eye. Aldaby sort of
Speaker 7: playing with it, and all of a sudden she's done
Speaker 7: something to kind of jumble it up, and anyway, she
Speaker 7: starts crying, and I go to it and it's all
Speaker 7: kind of coils woven, and Bonnie's like, give it to ma,
Speaker 7: I'll fix it.
Speaker 2: She does it, and it just gets worse.
Speaker 7: It just cascades, It just spirals into this slinky.
Speaker 1: When you're a kid, you get a toy like that,
Speaker 1: that's your world. That slinky for us, it's like if
Speaker 1: your phone wasn't working very well and I went, let
Speaker 1: me fix it, and then I broke it.
Speaker 2: You be in tears definitely, and I'm.
Speaker 7: Thinking, just give me some pliers so i can just
Speaker 7: cut this thing.
Speaker 2: What's happening to slinky? Is it now a dead slinky?
Speaker 2: It's a dead slinky.
Speaker 1: It's a complete don't you think Sometimes you put your mind.
Speaker 1: I can movie toy story where you think that had
Speaker 1: about that to had a bad night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now the toys are going.
Speaker 1: We need to leave you behind. We don't be hanging
Speaker 1: around with you.
Speaker 2: I'm all broken. I've got a road.
Speaker 1: No no, no, you mean you are. You're beyond repair.
Speaker 1: We heard the dad say, if only handsome pliers.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: It's the Christian O'Connell Show, three o'clock today. That's when
Speaker 1: you get your chance to buy your Ed Shearing tickets,
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Speaker 2: Bring them back.
Speaker 1: Ed Sheeran Marvel Stadium next year Thursday of the twenty
Speaker 1: six Friday, the twenty seventh of February. Yesterday morning, another
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Speaker 2: This is in February next year.
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Speaker 2: Good luck.
Speaker 1: Now we have a pair of tickets to go and
Speaker 1: see ed Shearon to win every day this week. The
Speaker 1: question is how how do we give them away? So
Speaker 1: we issued a challenge and answer the team. Yesterday to
Speaker 1: the producers, I said on air pitch meeting this morning,
Speaker 1: six forty five I think.
Speaker 2: I said six fifteen. But who the hell cares? When
Speaker 2: you have in fun?
Speaker 1: I said six to forty five? If not, if we can,
Speaker 1: can we do six forty four for six forty five
Speaker 1: and low and behold, what are the odds? Look at
Speaker 1: where we are right now, it's pitch time. We have
Speaker 1: the tickets, we haven't yet got the idea, I said
Speaker 1: to producicating producer Tina and producer Rio. I will join
Speaker 1: the pitch meeting as well. Each of us pictures are
Speaker 1: edge sharing idea best idea wins team. Are we ready? Yes? Rio?
Speaker 1: Are you ready? I'm game participating? You ready I'm ready, Microsoft, Tina,
Speaker 1: you ready, I'm ready, Okay, inspector to pick a che
Speaker 1: Why don't you go first, Tina, what's your edge shearing idea?
Speaker 4: My idea? Sing your way the ed classic?
Speaker 8: Finish the lyrics of a classic EDG shearing song.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm interested. I like this. So how would it
Speaker 2: work on air? What would we be doing?
Speaker 8: So a song would play singing.
Speaker 4: And then you got to finish those lyrics.
Speaker 2: If you're an EDG shearing fan, boom, you get the tickets?
Speaker 2: All right, boom rio, you're live on air. Hey you
Speaker 2: begining sharing fan?
Speaker 1: Ryo. Okay, finish the head searing the ed sharing song.
Speaker 1: Got to cut out any second. Now you've got to
Speaker 1: come on in.
Speaker 4: Come a nap and the money in there. Come a
Speaker 4: nap and ma leader.
Speaker 2: And sharing dinner. I like it, Tina, I like it
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go too, because if we don't do Kate
Speaker 1: the next it's going to be a night and it's
Speaker 1: kind of be She's ready, bouncing up and down the chair, Knacker.
Speaker 8: Okay, I've got it ready.
Speaker 1: I like the fact already I've got an envelope and
Speaker 1: to open it when you as directed by you.
Speaker 8: Yes, so you can open it now. Yes. Inside you
Speaker 8: will find a coin.
Speaker 9: There is a coin, and on that coin one side
Speaker 9: we'll have heads of ED and on the other side
Speaker 9: it will have tails.
Speaker 8: So we're playing eds.
Speaker 1: Someone's been to spotlight for a little bit of last
Speaker 1: I love this edge or tails?
Speaker 9: Yes, so you can choose ED or tails with lip
Speaker 9: the coin it lands whatever it lands on, you either.
Speaker 8: Win or lose. Fifty fifty. Everyone makes a chance to win.
Speaker 7: Very good.
Speaker 5: Wait, so you did do I Do I choose ED
Speaker 5: or tails? Or do I only win if it lands
Speaker 5: on ED.
Speaker 2: He's got a land on edge shorty to win the edgy, So.
Speaker 9: We call it eds or fails.
Speaker 1: Maka. This is very very very good, very thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Just the detail that's gone into making this,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it.
Speaker 9: To make his head that small, I've got four eggs
Speaker 9: on one side of a twenty cent piece.
Speaker 8: It was very difficult. I printed about ten pages.
Speaker 2: One of the most terrifying coins I've ever looked at.
Speaker 1: Four tiny head heads could be a kid's TV showed heads.
Speaker 1: Great one rio. What have you got mate? What's your
Speaker 1: ed sharing idea for the tickets.
Speaker 5: Today there is an EDG Sheering song called Remember the Name.
Speaker 5: It is Ed Sheering, Eminem and fifty.
Speaker 1: In Wow Surprise, three tenors, Wow. We I have never
Speaker 1: heard this. How did this come into be?
Speaker 4: How did they meet?
Speaker 2: Who calls who? Who called who?
Speaker 4: I'd be shocked if it was fifty calling Ed.
Speaker 2: What do you think it's like?
Speaker 1: Because that is very, very big and one of the
Speaker 1: sort of teams around them. The others said, you need
Speaker 1: to call that Cheering. Yeah, I don't want.
Speaker 2: To call him. Can you call him?
Speaker 1: And then go?
Speaker 2: Can you? All right? So how does the game work?
Speaker 5: So it is called remember the Name? And you have
Speaker 5: to remember the names that I say it?
Speaker 4: You of Ed Sheering?
Speaker 1: All right, Paper, Patsy right now? Perhapsy you're live? All there?
Speaker 5: Okay, Patsy, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Camilla Cabello, storm Zy, Justin.
Speaker 6: Bieber a right, go Taylor Swift, Beyonce. I think you
Speaker 6: said this game.
Speaker 4: Correct.
Speaker 2: Charles's wife Camilla.
Speaker 6: I don't know any others. I got three out of
Speaker 6: what five?
Speaker 4: Three out of five?
Speaker 5: Very good effort, but stally you wouldn't get the tickets.
Speaker 2: I do like, these are all really good.
Speaker 1: So that's remember the name. Yes, all right, so you'd
Speaker 1: read out a load of names to the caller and
Speaker 1: it's recall what are they going to get?
Speaker 2: Five?
Speaker 1: You're gotta get on five to get the tickets? Ye?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, Can I introduce you to the ED
Speaker 1: Sharing Song Theater? A small play would be performed live
Speaker 1: on it under ten seconds. It's a clue to an
Speaker 1: edge sharing song. Would you like a demo performance?
Speaker 2: It's absolutely from.
Speaker 1: Ed Sharon Song Theater. This is a clue now to
Speaker 1: an ED Sharing song. Oh my god, I promised I wouldn't,
Speaker 1: but here I am again. What's the song? All right?
Speaker 1: Powerful Ed Shearing Song Theater. This is a small play
Speaker 1: under ten seconds. Guess the cryptic clues to an ED
Speaker 1: Sharing song. Call us if you want to try and
Speaker 1: stump the team. Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Ah, here
Speaker 1: we go again. I promised I wouldn't, but I am.
Speaker 1: Caitlin is a bad habit.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, you've given up. You've said you on the patches.
Speaker 2: You're smoking again? Bad habits? Here we go again, Eds.
Speaker 1: Ed Shearon Song Theater. The smallest performance is now over
Speaker 1: all right? Okay, hey, well done everyone and everyone Okay,
Speaker 1: which idea we want to do today? We should do
Speaker 1: one a week. They're all really good. What should we
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Speaker 2: MACA?
Speaker 1: Which I did?
Speaker 2: Should we do thea? You had a great theater? All right?
Speaker 2: I have one line, another one. I do have one more.
Speaker 2: I do have one more performance in me today.
Speaker 3: Team Well up The Christian O'Connell show podcast Good.
Speaker 1: Luck today at three o'clock when I get your ed
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Speaker 2: That's a whole quarter.
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Speaker 1: Christian eight weeks for this time, Good time, Bad habits
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Speaker 2: Not quite a coarse or is it? But it's still
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Speaker 4: Right chaps?
Speaker 2: Bad habits?
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Speaker 2: This is a clue to an Ed Shearon song. What
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Speaker 1: is a clue to an Ed sharing song. What do
Speaker 1: you think it is? Thirteen fifty five twenty two. If
Speaker 1: you're on edg Sheering fan, you know, if you know,
Speaker 1: you know hal We'll see you at the Oscars next year.
Speaker 1: Mister Rio, No, no, they're already calling in. I could
Speaker 1: be calling in about anything. Which bird is this pooping
Speaker 1: on my car?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: On today's show, we got small thing, big rage, rug injuries.
Speaker 1: You asked for it, You're getting it. What do you
Speaker 1: mean you do to ask for it? Tough you're getting
Speaker 1: it an accidental nudity. Have I got a great story
Speaker 1: from one of my wife's friends. I have to change
Speaker 1: names or this is going to blow up so big.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you know it's like a hot potato. You've
Speaker 1: got a great story. But I just need to remember
Speaker 1: not to use actual names, because I know these people
Speaker 1: and they're really great friends. But I must not use
Speaker 1: real names or so.
Speaker 2: In trouble, I mean, will lock me at the coal
Speaker 2: shit again? All right?
Speaker 1: Get welcome from get ready for another performance of the
Speaker 1: Ed Sharing song.
Speaker 2: Ya. It's a small play.
Speaker 1: It's under five seconds the clue to an Ed Sheeran song,
Speaker 1: Get it right. You've wanted tickets to go and see
Speaker 1: him live? Thirteen fifty five, twenty two. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take some guesses. Matt, good morning, Welcome to the show mate.
Speaker 10: All right, I think it's stinking layout.
Speaker 2: Thinking of Now. Why do you think he's thinking out loud, mate.
Speaker 10: Because when you're leaves don't work like they used to
Speaker 10: it before.
Speaker 2: Oh got me right in the fields there?
Speaker 1: That was It was like Ed was on the line. Actually,
Speaker 1: Eddie McGuire, that is no, Matt, it's not the right answer.
Speaker 1: It's not the answer tough luck. I like he got
Speaker 1: his own sound effect. I was trying to find it
Speaker 1: for me. Let's go to thank you, pirate, Matt. Let's
Speaker 1: go to Jen now, Good morning Jen.
Speaker 10: Good morning Chris.
Speaker 4: Jan.
Speaker 10: All right, please, I really want to win those tickets.
Speaker 2: So you're big, you big mad, you big mad Ed Shearing.
Speaker 10: Fan, A good cheared fair. I took my son to
Speaker 10: one of his first concerts when he was like six.
Speaker 10: Now he's nearly twenty.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about Ed Shearing? You saw him when
Speaker 2: he was six, before he got discovered.
Speaker 1: You're a proper fan.
Speaker 2: You've got to be there now Ed Shearing's twenty. They
Speaker 2: grew up so quickly, now, don't they laughed? We all right?
Speaker 1: Now? Jen?
Speaker 2: What do you think the song is? That we play
Speaker 2: the clue once more?
Speaker 10: Well, I think I'm going to try to lie. I
Speaker 10: think it's on the hill.
Speaker 2: You think is what?
Speaker 10: Castle on the hill?
Speaker 2: What do you think is castle on the hill?
Speaker 10: Because when he was six years old he broke his
Speaker 10: legs chased by his brother's down the hill.
Speaker 2: He did when I was.
Speaker 1: Sixty years older, brow my leg running from the last
Speaker 1: to the backfields, it's running from the logs long Twitch
Speaker 1: Shady past there Eddie back home then Framlington on the Sea.
Speaker 2: Jen, you've won the tickets. Yeah, shed to see Ed
Speaker 2: Sheering next year. You're going to take your son? Yes absolutely,
Speaker 2: he's twenty now we've established that so much.
Speaker 1: Hey, pleasure, well done and cracking the code. Jen, have
Speaker 1: a great time seeing Ed Sheering next week next year.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't know what next week is. We don't know
Speaker 1: that we've got this right now, guy, it's a pot
Speaker 1: of now told. Ah right, So more tickets tomorrow and
Speaker 1: they gone to our Frontier Touring dot com.
Speaker 2: Three o'clock this afternoon.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Ed Shearing Castle on the Hill.
Speaker 1: Not only is this song a lovely song about trip
Speaker 1: down memory lane and yearning for a.
Speaker 2: Notous people, but a place we all have those we
Speaker 2: know we grew up.
Speaker 1: This is about an actual castle on the hill, in
Speaker 1: the lovely little place near the coast where Ed Sheering.
Speaker 2: Grew up as a kid.
Speaker 4: Oh at a real castle.
Speaker 1: Framlingham Castle dates back to like the eleven hundreds, I
Speaker 1: think eleven forty eight was when it was built. It's
Speaker 1: actual a castle people go Ed Sheering man, Ed Sheering
Speaker 1: fans go to his hometown and go up to that
Speaker 1: castle on the hill.
Speaker 4: Can you just like as a kid in England just
Speaker 4: run around and play in castles?
Speaker 1: Well, no, obviously, because some of them are sort of
Speaker 1: you know the National Trust, right, you know there's well
Speaker 1: there's also Windsor Castle, but that's the Queen's house. You
Speaker 1: go kick now, King's Charles's house. It sounds a bit
Speaker 1: old if the Queen's courts were still in there. Mummy
Speaker 1: is so quiet these days. But there are some beautiful
Speaker 1: castles running.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: One of my he that ed shearing ideas that I
Speaker 1: was going to pitch was no your castles for castle
Speaker 1: on the hill? A quis based on castles of the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to the bullet, when do you want me to trying
Speaker 1: to put that in? Do you want to put that
Speaker 1: in the plan?
Speaker 2: Just got a lot of stuff right time Friday kicked
Speaker 2: out of the weekend.
Speaker 1: We've got castles at eight.
Speaker 2: Put a pencil in it. Pencil in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we're going to do now. Then, small thing,
Speaker 1: big rage, just where once a week we let you
Speaker 1: vent your rage. What is a small thing that drives
Speaker 1: you crazy? Thirteen fifty five twenty two, Patsy, what's it
Speaker 1: for you? You know what?
Speaker 6: I was driving around yesterday, stopped at the traffic lights.
Speaker 6: It is certain cars that have those stupid fake bullet
Speaker 6: holes in them, so they're like a sticker or they're
Speaker 6: I don't know if they've had them sign written and
Speaker 6: they've have like bullet holes down.
Speaker 2: You think, like a hard sound that mates on a tryth.
Speaker 6: They look ridiculous. Everyone knows that you haven't been shot at,
Speaker 6: you idiots.
Speaker 1: You're not a gangster.
Speaker 2: No, no, you're not a gang You're not cool.
Speaker 1: You're not here. A real gangster would go and get
Speaker 1: that car detailed. You machine panel servers, go listen. I
Speaker 1: just got into a real nasty drive by. Can you
Speaker 1: sort the rear fender out?
Speaker 5: I've got to say, Fatty, I haven't seen many bullet
Speaker 5: holed cars around you.
Speaker 1: When I see them like, it makes me happy because
Speaker 1: it reminds me in the eighties nineties there are a
Speaker 1: lot of those along with it. Do you remember this
Speaker 1: one Patsy Lanshans where it was like the four fingers,
Speaker 1: like someone was trapped to the car boots.
Speaker 2: That used to that. I still see it occasionally makes
Speaker 2: me laugh.
Speaker 1: That someone thinks this is going to entertain everyone, and
Speaker 1: today in traffic it's like a gift to the world.
Speaker 1: With the four fingers, someone's trapped in the boot along
Speaker 1: with the bullet holes as well. You put those two
Speaker 1: things here that this guy has got a lot going on?
Speaker 1: Am I behind Walter White here?
Speaker 2: Missed? I?
Speaker 6: I don't even like the stickers on the back windows
Speaker 6: of the family that hell?
Speaker 4: Sorry no?
Speaker 2: And they have a dog as well? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: What about this one princess on board?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 1: Right? Otherwise I was going to run you off the
Speaker 1: road because I'm mad Max, But now I'll let you live.
Speaker 2: All right, Small thing, big rage.
Speaker 1: You know i'd love to hear by nine o'clock today
Speaker 1: anyone who wants to fess up and call in and.
Speaker 2: Go I have those bullets?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Can we also google team? Where do you get hold
Speaker 2: of them?
Speaker 1: Can you even buy them?
Speaker 2: That ey thing too? Alright?
Speaker 1: Thirteen fifty five twenty two, Small thing, Big rage.
Speaker 3: For you The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, we're doing this week small thing, big rage.
Speaker 1: What's a small thing that gives you big rage? This
Speaker 1: is from Tim Bread from the Supermarket Christian comes in
Speaker 1: sandwich slice and toast slice. When you buy the sandwich slice,
Speaker 1: it has an odd number of slices. Tim does not
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 2: Who this? I'm now, I'm going to go and buy
Speaker 2: one and then count the.
Speaker 1: Slices even supermarkets and his toast even I want to know, Yes,
Speaker 1: Tim does.
Speaker 2: Tim cares.
Speaker 1: This is from Richard Christian, small thing, big rage, being
Speaker 1: woken up between three am and for him by my
Speaker 1: big fat affectionate cat Cecil, because he wants to be fed.
Speaker 1: This entels him good word, This entaels him walking on me,
Speaker 1: biting my head while purring loudly and jumping on and
Speaker 1: off me. Richard, I had to take action, actually the
Speaker 1: intervention with my big also fat cat Larry, because he
Speaker 1: would come find me at three a m.
Speaker 2: But he would shoulder barge the door.
Speaker 1: There was a big rugby player the other side, and
Speaker 1: so I had to buy one of those automatic timers.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: People normally have them from when they go away maybe overnight,
Speaker 1: and you can set a timer. I have to do
Speaker 1: it every night to feed fat Larry at three am.
Speaker 3: I hear.
Speaker 1: I don't hear it pop up because it's pretty silent,
Speaker 1: but I hear this obviously we drop some somewhere and
Speaker 1: then sprinting through the house in the darkness. Sometimes he's
Speaker 1: coming down the stairs skid and then jumps up, feeds
Speaker 1: himself right at three, and then I hear another after
Speaker 1: he's obviously fed himself cleaned his face, because I can't
Speaker 1: go back to think we haven't had the second drop,
Speaker 1: and then another.
Speaker 2: Larry's now he's had the two drops.
Speaker 1: Right, He's gonna go and collapse somewhere.
Speaker 2: In chiln Coma.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Shout out to all our friends who are listening to
Speaker 1: the show right now in a Baker's delight, if you
Speaker 1: could please call the show any of you. Baker's Delights
Speaker 1: of thirteen fifty five twenty two, listener Tim believes that
Speaker 1: when he gets it sliced the loaf.
Speaker 2: It comes out in an uneven number? Is this true?
Speaker 1: Rio's just suggested that we send one of the producers
Speaker 1: down to report live.
Speaker 2: I think that's got to be an easier way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe not. The best use of resources is that.
Speaker 1: We're going to lose a bite for half an hour
Speaker 1: to go down the road to a supermarket to stand
Speaker 1: by the sandwich slicer and go, hey Christian, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an even you're right, it's thirty one slices a right, coming.
Speaker 2: Back to sixty's a good job today on the radio.
Speaker 7: It's also the thickness because of our local brumbies. You
Speaker 7: can get it sandwich sliced. Yeah, it's host sliced.
Speaker 1: Yes. Now, I got all flustered the other day. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's it going to be. You've got to
Speaker 1: go in which is too thin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. It's too thin so you can't toast it.
Speaker 2: It's whaffer thin.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: I always say to them when they go, do you
Speaker 2: want it slide to go? Yes? And then they go
Speaker 2: which one? I go a thicker one, and.
Speaker 1: I hold my thumb and forefinger up like a moron,
Speaker 1: and I can see they normally look at me in
Speaker 1: another one. They look at another one, going could it
Speaker 1: fit between this gap here? And then it fits in
Speaker 1: my mouth and my backside? Small thing, big rage. This
Speaker 1: is incredible, small thing, big rage. Christian. As a blind woman,
Speaker 1: whenever I go into a restaurant, the waitress and the
Speaker 1: wait staff always assume I am hearing impaired. They would
Speaker 1: even in front of me, ask my girlfriends. What would
Speaker 1: I like to eat and drink? As if I've also
Speaker 1: somehow lost the ability to hear and speak for myself,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure whether correlation begins. This is a great
Speaker 1: perspective I never ever thought of. Thank you for letting
Speaker 1: us know that I love that. All right, let's kick
Speaker 1: off today's three topic Tuesday, Wrong one Tuesday, we give
Speaker 1: you three different ways you can call the show. You
Speaker 1: could be winning the one thousand dollars Caller of the
Speaker 1: Week thanks to Mercedes Ben's Berrick D're the next to
Speaker 1: Alma show. First one today is I'm looking for stories
Speaker 1: of accidental nudity. Call me thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: When you've accidentally been naked. I have to change names,
Speaker 1: and I said I was going to give them that. Angelina,
Speaker 1: Brad and Angelina. Let's say I've got some good friends
Speaker 1: called Brad and Angelina. Angelina and Brad have just got
Speaker 1: a new second hand infrared saunay. Right.
Speaker 2: They're very proud of it, and I was really excited
Speaker 2: about it. My wife.
Speaker 1: I said to my wife, Oh, can you get a
Speaker 1: photo because I want to get one, okay, and I
Speaker 1: want to see how big it is.
Speaker 2: And the speck.
Speaker 1: My wife shows me a photo that Angelina took of
Speaker 1: the sauna and I go, sort of, you know, they
Speaker 1: do the pinch and zoom, and I go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's naked. What you say, how the hell do you
Speaker 1: notice that within a second one every teenage boy is
Speaker 1: given a superpower of being able to spot nudity a
Speaker 1: mile off. They should do it as part of the
Speaker 1: eye test. Can you see the naked lady? Yes, you
Speaker 1: still got good enough eyesight? Fifty two, still got it naked.
Speaker 1: My wife grabbed the phone off me. I went, I
Speaker 1: don't want hits.
Speaker 4: You pinched and zoomswir.
Speaker 1: I wanted to have a look at the floor speck
Speaker 1: for red sawna see are they using Mortis and Tennyson
Speaker 1: joints to assemble it?
Speaker 2: Or is it a dovetail?
Speaker 1: And then I happen to notice, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can see Angeline this reflection here and she is naked.
Speaker 1: My wife then texts Angelina back, going, you're naked in
Speaker 1: this photo brackets Christian Spotify.
Speaker 2: I hope that doesn't creep you out.
Speaker 1: I've seen them this weekend and I feel I feel
Speaker 1: really awkward.
Speaker 4: Sarah could have kept that within your full woman, wife.
Speaker 2: If it's in the head, it comes out the mouth.
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she masses back Angelina, going, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: sent that to the CEO the other day. Oh no,
Speaker 2: because he's.
Speaker 1: Interested in getting one as well. So this is why
Speaker 1: I've had to change the names.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's awful, perhaps, isn't it. She generally was like, no,
Speaker 1: there was no humor about this. She ran my wife,
Speaker 1: cut amits later, going did he really see me? Said
Speaker 1: I was winning two seconds he went naked. Oh no better,
Speaker 1: that's your boss.
Speaker 6: I'd have to move into state if that was me.
Speaker 2: I said, Look, he's not he's not going to have
Speaker 2: done that. No, no, don't because I listened to show.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 4: No, it's not bad. He's not gonna. Christian is not ill.
Speaker 2: Actually you know it, guys. You said to my face,
Speaker 2: sick in the head.
Speaker 4: He's a sick he's a freak.
Speaker 2: You show me any photo of a sunset up pinsion,
Speaker 2: zoom and.
Speaker 5: Look for any nudity I can see constantly staring from
Speaker 5: two tuesdays.
Speaker 2: In their herald sunny again?
Speaker 1: Anyway? Can we get back on track? Your story is
Speaker 1: now or accidental nudity? Like I said, her real name
Speaker 1: name Jelina all together now The.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to The Christian O'Connell Show, looking for your stories
Speaker 1: of being accidentally naked on thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: Also still trying to find out when they slice the
Speaker 1: bread of the bakery. Tim our listener gets very upset
Speaker 1: because it always, always, always, never not it's always uneven
Speaker 1: number of slices. We need to know is this true?
Speaker 1: I'm now gripped by this drama that's e merging on
Speaker 1: today's show. Donna is on the line before we get
Speaker 1: into accidental nudity. She can do this live right now, Donna.
Speaker 3: Good morning, morning, Christian.
Speaker 1: How you doing listen?
Speaker 2: Donn a very excited So you buy a sliced loaf
Speaker 2: of bread.
Speaker 11: Well, my husband is actually a driver for Tiptop Bakery.
Speaker 11: This is great, and I actually have a life of
Speaker 11: the one sandwich slice in my car while I'm driving
Speaker 11: to work and take off the end when you have seventeen.
Speaker 1: Slices, seventeen sign of the devil, No wonder, Timmy won't
Speaker 1: have the.
Speaker 4: How are you supposed to make a sandwich with one
Speaker 4: slice of bread?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 2: You're right here. I know you fold it up, folded
Speaker 2: up like a little poor man's col zone.
Speaker 4: That Donagan, can you tell your husband to send it
Speaker 4: up the change?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this goes right back up to the top.
Speaker 11: Oh well, I don't Eve say something?
Speaker 1: Please do?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: The thing I know about tiptop straight away established nineteen
Speaker 1: fifty eight on the front of the loaf, doesn't it establish.
Speaker 2: Nineteen fifty eight?
Speaker 4: That's incredible record?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 10: I'm not sure myself.
Speaker 1: Okay, have a look on the loaf. I'm pretty says
Speaker 1: it's standing away. We don't need to get into this
Speaker 1: any It's that rain manage about me. Sometimes I'm an
Speaker 1: excellent driver.
Speaker 2: Donna, thank you very much for the live count.
Speaker 11: No worries you guys have a great day.
Speaker 1: We were on you and wow. We I asked the
Speaker 1: people from Baker's to like, if you listen to the show,
Speaker 1: someone's just texting right now live from Bakers tonight. Christian
Speaker 1: on average thirteen slices, including if you want to include
Speaker 1: the crust fifteen see either way, someone is getting short
Speaker 1: sliced here.
Speaker 7: One of my twins is, oh my god, so when
Speaker 7: it's an uneven number. One of the twins missus.
Speaker 4: J teers cheers.
Speaker 1: So how do they solve this though, because if you
Speaker 1: were just the slicing ratio, you're getting it too thin,
Speaker 1: and then what happens is once you toast it, it
Speaker 1: falls apart.
Speaker 4: Could you not just have a bigger loaf? Could we
Speaker 4: just resize all the loafing?
Speaker 1: So what they're now going to have two types of bread?
Speaker 1: Even and unhuman numbers? What's happened to us as a society?
Speaker 2: Resilient?
Speaker 1: Come mad? We got warpe bread called it now three w.
Speaker 2: Tina's on the nine. Now morning, Tina, Good morning?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good, Tina? So does this story involving accidental need
Speaker 1: to involve you or friend?
Speaker 13: May?
Speaker 1: Okay? What happened?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 13: I'm about ten years ago. I'd lost some white and
Speaker 13: I went to my brother's place and they'd got a
Speaker 13: new treadmill. Anyway, sitting in the land room and I'm thinking, oh,
Speaker 13: I want I ever go, So I say to my
Speaker 13: sister in law, can you turn a rump for me?
Speaker 13: So she does. It goes from walking all of a sudden,
Speaker 13: I'm walking a bit faster, a bit faster running. My
Speaker 13: pants are falling down they pulled my hands down with them.
Speaker 13: I end up off the back of the treadmill into
Speaker 13: the wall in it.
Speaker 1: It's a panteater, dirty treadmill.
Speaker 13: There was about five people sitting in the lounge room.
Speaker 1: You now on a treadmill, a bit of a pace
Speaker 1: jigging around seminated.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: World, swallow me up right now. Let this rite a treadmill,
Speaker 2: swallow me out along with my knickers. Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 13: The lot went. I couldn't grab one short because I'd
Speaker 13: have to let go. I want to let go because
Speaker 13: I knew I was going.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Tina water story, don't worry.
Speaker 13: I've got a couple of those.
Speaker 2: Are they all naked ones or.
Speaker 13: Christian, let's not go there.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're then I think it's you. It's not the treadmill.
Speaker 1: Don't blame the treadmill. And you've got a thing for this, Tina,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much the story, brilliant one.
Speaker 2: Have a great day. Thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 3: By Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to alarm anyone right now because I
Speaker 1: realized with my words carry a power and the responsibility.
Speaker 2: But just thinking about how this morning.
Speaker 1: We've discovered that when you get your bread sliced, it
Speaker 1: would always come out in an uneven number.
Speaker 2: How many how many tim Tams are in a packet?
Speaker 2: I bet you it's no even number?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 4: I actually know something about this.
Speaker 5: I don't know the number, but I know if you
Speaker 5: get double coated, you get one less tim Tam than
Speaker 5: if you get normal.
Speaker 2: Right, righteous, Yeah, you're getting something when you're getting what
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 1: Your generation?
Speaker 2: You think.
Speaker 4: Give me the proper amount of tint?
Speaker 1: But like you got shoved in the tubes at the
Speaker 1: Wonkatur Mister Wonka was right? The German kid.
Speaker 2: Frowline rio how many tim Tams in a packet? I'm
Speaker 2: going to eleven?
Speaker 8: It's like twelve.
Speaker 2: You think it's been better, been reduced?
Speaker 7: Yeah, like chocolate bars and much smaller those days. Yes,
Speaker 7: so much springles are yeah.
Speaker 4: Sorry, eleven eleven?
Speaker 2: So is it always on even numbers and things?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Chocolate bars always come in a packet of honey? Even numbers?
Speaker 2: What about Eminem's excuse me? I think that I actually
Speaker 2: I agree with you. Now Tina needs to leave the studio.
Speaker 1: Immediately, go down to Coles or Wolhurst counting Tim Tams
Speaker 1: love time. So you work from madman. My boss has
Speaker 1: sent me down here to count individual eminem's is he okay?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: Is a tyrant? Okay? Then you put your hand up there?
Speaker 2: Do you need got to toilet? What is it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 9: So Rio's right, there's not one less. There's two less
Speaker 9: in the double cody because there's nine.
Speaker 2: Listen, you're the same generations. You're made a weak sauce.
Speaker 2: You have what you're given.
Speaker 8: Still it's uneven.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but their lusciousness makes up for that less number the.
Speaker 2: Parts, haven't they.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 4: Big Tim TAM's gun to upae.
Speaker 2: They have sponsor of regians and menopause.
Speaker 1: Wait, my good friends at Tim Tams, thank you for
Speaker 1: easing the pain of menopause.
Speaker 2: Crunch crunch, crunch me not so Regie. Anyway, I can
Speaker 2: hear the advert now and it would work.
Speaker 1: All right in the time we got left them before
Speaker 1: the time where's fifteen minutes time? We're looking for your
Speaker 1: stories of animal strike. I'm thinking about this after what happened,
Speaker 1: even before the epic Lions game. The Irish and British
Speaker 1: Lions at the weekend taking on the Wallabies, beforehand. Already
Speaker 1: you start to realize what it's like to be here
Speaker 1: in Australia behind enemy lines. Lear and behold. If they're
Speaker 1: not sampapering the balls, they're pooping on you. So let
Speaker 1: me just tell you who's here right now. It's Ronan O'Gara.
Speaker 1: It used to be the Iris. He used to be
Speaker 1: an amazing Irish player. I think he's the second most
Speaker 1: our highest point scorer. Was then went on become the
Speaker 1: Irish coach. And he's talking sitting up the scene before
Speaker 1: handy kay and sadly live on TV he gets pooped on.
Speaker 1: And what you're about to hear are some of the
Speaker 1: most posh British people you've ever heard because they played rugby.
Speaker 1: There's still this class system in the UK. It's here
Speaker 1: as well, where it's like rugby union is seen as
Speaker 1: the posh Oh Charles, Yes, we're going over to Australia
Speaker 1: to smash the Wallabies.
Speaker 2: Rah rah rah.
Speaker 1: Chaps you in the bar afterwards for some songs. Have
Speaker 1: you got your gant rugby shirts? Were ready to wear
Speaker 1: thin boating shoes? Listen to the how the reaction in
Speaker 1: the very English way, Good heavens, they're shitting on us.
Speaker 1: At this point, as we stand here right now, has
Speaker 1: this done bird on Ronan? That's lucky, very there. Lots
Speaker 1: of seagulls around apparently, Are there are.
Speaker 2: The secret that's the criminal right there? That's a criminal
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 1: We set our criminals here and now they're up in
Speaker 1: the sky, criminals on the land and in the air.
Speaker 1: Doesn't know that De's Irish, you know, but I think
Speaker 1: it's Will Greenwood saying this is Will Greenwood here used
Speaker 1: to play for England.
Speaker 2: At this point, as we stand here right now, has
Speaker 2: this done on Ronan much? Word perfect?
Speaker 1: That's lucky, very lucky, lucky. There are lots of seagulls
Speaker 1: around apparently, are there are the secret that's.
Speaker 2: The criminal right there?
Speaker 1: And I hope they shot it with a good English musket.
Speaker 4: Actually says.
Speaker 2: Goddamn cat.
Speaker 1: This is back home in England.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't get this at Wimbledon.
Speaker 1: You know what they call the post shows when they
Speaker 1: will go to rugby, right And I love Rubbie when
Speaker 1: you got a twigging and you're surrounded by pos shows.
Speaker 2: And I love being at tweakers Glass. Anyway, you had
Speaker 2: an animal strike yesterday passed?
Speaker 6: Oh I did I was driving home along Alexandra Avenue,
Speaker 6: which is a fairly main thoroughfear we go to you
Speaker 6: are stuck behind a cattle truck. Stuck behind a cattle
Speaker 6: truck and the smell. Had to turn my air conditioning
Speaker 6: vents off. And then if you don't mind, some cowd
Speaker 6: obviously backed up up against the trailer and sprayed all
Speaker 6: along the front bonnet of my car and windscreen.
Speaker 2: It was discussed when I read a book and that
Speaker 2: as well, thank you.
Speaker 6: There's a cold that disgusting and my windscreen wipe of
Speaker 6: fluid was out.
Speaker 2: It dries and you got a long drive home over
Speaker 2: the West State.
Speaker 4: It was so grass with cow urine.
Speaker 6: Well I put I put the wipers on, thinking of
Speaker 6: the dry yeah, and you pressed.
Speaker 1: You just roll dog in it, head out the window.
Speaker 2: Get yeah that ammonia? Oh my god, Pas, that is
Speaker 2: rough the rubbers.
Speaker 1: Was it Kaitlin who drove us some fish heads once
Speaker 1: and they went into a tires and she emailed the
Speaker 1: council to mine they pay to have.
Speaker 2: A class detailed. Did I hope they tried to get lost?
Speaker 2: What happened with that?
Speaker 1: Cain did ever reply to.
Speaker 8: Yes, it was actually Alexander, wasn't it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, overnight had obviously like lost their load, and I
Speaker 9: drove over the top of it, the spell and stench
Speaker 9: of dead fish for days, couldn't I went and clean
Speaker 9: my car multiple times, could not get it out.
Speaker 8: So I was spending like nearly one hundred bucks just
Speaker 8: to get it clean.
Speaker 2: And did you you emailed the councilor did they ever get.
Speaker 1: Back to Absolutely not, And that is the right response anyway,
Speaker 1: Animal strikes, it came from above, it came from out front,
Speaker 1: it came from behind.
Speaker 2: Three sixty Animal Strikes.
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Speaker 1: Animal Strikes Christian. I was running down my driveway and
Speaker 1: a bat flew into me and peed on me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my god, Christian.
Speaker 1: I went on a date with a girl and we
Speaker 1: drove down to Sorrento, nice trying my best to impress nice.
Speaker 2: Clothes and all.
Speaker 1: Oh, mister, fancy is it the Greek Gatsby. I get
Speaker 1: out the car, a bird.
Speaker 2: On my face. That's good luck, he says here, he
Speaker 2: is lucky it is. We've been together three years. Ah,
Speaker 2: well done, and she can still be with you like that?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Then? Animal at Animal Strikes thirteen fifty five, twenty two. Donna. Yes, Hello, hello, Donna,
Speaker 1: welcome to show. So a cow for you as well.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, so I work in the dairy industry, and
Speaker 13: of course when you're in the shed, everything is.
Speaker 10: At the rear of the cow.
Speaker 2: Oh, my word, you quite rose.
Speaker 1: What goes on the shed stays in the shed.
Speaker 10: Yeph.
Speaker 12: She lifted her tail and lit ribs. And I have
Speaker 12: too in my hair, my yeah, down my shirt in.
Speaker 1: My brown Oh no, what I was plastered coated, bastard yep, yep, painted.
Speaker 2: Jackson pollots.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a pooh buye, not a drying by the worst
Speaker 2: kind poo buye.
Speaker 1: Five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, your day begins like that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and I swear to God the cow when they're.
Speaker 1: A new person, Oh, they talk, she'll go, no know,
Speaker 1: you did it last time, and no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: my one. Come on, please please please help me. Two
Speaker 1: laps started, Donna, thank you very much your story.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Kerly.
Speaker 1: Now Kerly, good morning, Hi, Hi that we're good. So
Speaker 1: it's not a cow story, is it?
Speaker 12: Well, unfortunately, it's a cow two story.
Speaker 2: Those cows they're paying us back for eating the beef.
Speaker 10: Patsy started it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she did start it, and that's every day it
Speaker 1: always starts. She's the sauce to create all all right,
Speaker 1: So Kerly, what happened to you? What did the cow do?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 12: I was driving my son's mate home and he was
Speaker 12: next to me in the passenger's seat. It was a
Speaker 12: strummer's day and we all up at the satellite next
Speaker 12: to a cow trap and as you know, they're all
Speaker 12: jammed in and the next minute one another cows split
Speaker 12: one rip like the other lady said, and it came
Speaker 12: through the window, all over his mate, all over the
Speaker 12: seat belt, all over the console, and the threaves could
Speaker 12: just laugh.
Speaker 4: There was not much more how she could do.
Speaker 2: So that will cry.
Speaker 1: And it's a fine line sometimes between those two, isn't it.
Speaker 1: You mean, hats off to the cow. That's a golden
Speaker 1: shot out of speech. Wow.
Speaker 12: So yeah, I always have a chuckle when I go
Speaker 12: up next to a cow trap.
Speaker 10: I always remember it.
Speaker 4: Chuckle with the window up.
Speaker 1: For me once. Kearny, thank you very much for the story, mate.
Speaker 1: Have a good day morning.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian talking about animal strikes. My dad went on holiday
Speaker 1: to London and a pitch and died mid air and
Speaker 1: hit him on the way down.
Speaker 4: Now what happened to Fabio on the roller coaster? The
Speaker 4: World's most beautiful man, the big.
Speaker 2: Long hair, beautiful mane all the way down his shoulders
Speaker 2: and back. You have a full facial roller coaster.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Animal strikes Christian a friend of mine Cy could
Speaker 1: run Australia. One evening he got hit by a bird
Speaker 1: bracket species unknown and the brackets are knocked from the bike.
Speaker 1: A few days later he was chased by a dingo
Speaker 1: that wanted his ham sandwich.
Speaker 4: Just give him the sandwich, all right, tom on the.
Speaker 1: Show today we've done obviously, Animal strikes Tomorrow chased by
Speaker 1: animals and dingo.
Speaker 2: Chase your mate on a bike who doesn't love a
Speaker 2: ham sandwich dingo or human?
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Today's time waist for the best in the show. Today
Speaker 1: you're off the beach or juice to musical five star production.
Speaker 1: Brilliant show finishes here in Australia eleventh of September, so
Speaker 1: go see it while you can. It is outstanding pair
Speaker 1: of tickets for the best in show. To down the
Speaker 1: time waster. We're looking for your dessert songs because today
Speaker 1: it's National Cheesecake Day, love cheese. Oh my god? What
Speaker 1: do we think team top five Australian creative desserts of
Speaker 1: all time?
Speaker 2: What's up there? Pavlov number two? What about a Leamington
Speaker 2: number one?
Speaker 1: Now that is Australian or would you say it's more
Speaker 1: bigger here in Victoria?
Speaker 2: Is that big in Sydney? The Leamingtone global the country?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So I go if I go to Harndorff, that's strange
Speaker 1: German place. They're chomping it down hand all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the exception. Okay, what if I go up to
Speaker 1: say the Jane g Forest they're enjoying Lamington Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Well I go over to go to w W A.
Speaker 2: Frame, I go to Broom yeah, Broom, Leamington. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Margaret River ed it up. Can I challenge the rest
Speaker 1: of you? I'm going to take the show off travel
Speaker 1: and Australia. I'm looking for Lamington's and number five iced
Speaker 1: vobos invented by William Arnott in.
Speaker 2: Eighteen ninety five. So small they have.
Speaker 1: A miniature yeah soon you needed my magnifying glass to
Speaker 1: see them. But the men you pie hole at four.
Speaker 1: Chocolate crackles.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh my god, love chocolate crack I'm.
Speaker 6: Going to make those on Friday and bring them in.
Speaker 2: Oh treat for anyone?
Speaker 1: No, thank you, hard no from all fairy bread, Yes,
Speaker 1: proud in your top five on Australia dessert Harder all right.
Speaker 1: Dessert songs. Elvis loved the dessert she really he turned
Speaker 1: into one in the ghetto.
Speaker 4: Oh good, good Gold.
Speaker 1: Damn, I wish I was your Pavlova instead of I
Speaker 1: wish I was your pavlo What about? Johnny Parton loves
Speaker 1: a Flann that's right standby in Flann's your Who's that Dolly?
Speaker 2: That was one of the chipmunks and moose like Jagger?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what have you got?
Speaker 2: Rio songs?
Speaker 4: We just played it. Wake me up before you've ovo.
Speaker 1: Oh, very good Gold.
Speaker 5: Claude de Beausy loves a sweet tree, doesn't he wow
Speaker 5: a clear daaloond high row Gold.
Speaker 4: But Scottie doesn't know.
Speaker 2: Not quite right down the other side of the mountain Bronze.
Speaker 4: And back in back LeVar.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good, Lord, very very good. Reference.
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Speaker 1: Christian Good Morning Listen, to the show. Too busy to
Speaker 1: call in. That's quite the right, Scott. We're all busy.
Speaker 1: But I was listening to the discussion of good a
Speaker 1: lot of thought about odd versus even slices of bread.
Speaker 1: It has fallen to me to present the case for
Speaker 1: having an odd number of slices of bread in a loaf. Okay, Scott,
Speaker 1: we picked this up tomorrow. It's it's a strong case.
Speaker 1: He's got three reasons why it's a good thing. Wow,
Speaker 1: look forward, I'm coming round and coming round. All right,
Speaker 1: today's time where you're still were looking for your dessert
Speaker 1: songs best in show. You're off to go and see
Speaker 1: Beatle Juice the musical, but you went to see Friday,
Speaker 1: Yes for.
Speaker 4: The second time. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: It's so so good, isn't it such?
Speaker 4: And he is so good, he's brilliant, he's incredible.
Speaker 1: He should do all musicals in Australia by law. All right,
Speaker 1: So dessert songs, Lamington calling Brunt Pie the Tiger, Oh
Speaker 1: good God, don't dream. It's Pavlova and Anthony putting on
Speaker 1: the ritz Silver Studio, Philis Studio. That's Steve van in
Speaker 1: a slight slice baby totally clips of the Tart, don't
Speaker 1: go break in my tart? Thanks Silva, A Clear Way
Speaker 1: to Heaven? Can only love?
Speaker 2: Can brett her like this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Not Murder on the dance Floor, Merangue on the Dance Floor, Silva, Mustang,
Speaker 2: Sally Sally, Two last.
Speaker 1: Ones, Pump Up the Vovo Silva and Golden Gay, Time
Speaker 1: after Time?
Speaker 2: Who is the Winner?
Speaker 4: Don't dream It's over?
Speaker 1: Anthony, Well done, Anthony. We're back tomorrow. Would have what
Speaker 1: are the odds? Thanks to join the show today. We're
Speaker 1: back tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Take care.
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