WEBVTT - #138: Standby 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:01.240 This is. 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.720 Just hosted a couple of mitches. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:12.160 Ye are you yourself for the rude shocks of young 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:13.960 adultsthood in high school? 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.520 I thought compulsory. I meant you had a choice. So 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:19.919 my year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on a Mitch Math's compulsory. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:26.040 I went fantastic ches of drama. It is Mitch, Julie 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:28.560 and Mitchell kus. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:29.920 Hell. 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.239 Are you you know missus Moyman reached out to me 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:32.680 after that? 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.400 Oh, the Maths teacher? I know, the year adviser. 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:37.800 Yes, yeah, she was my year advisor. Yes, she reached 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:40.800 out and was so chuffed that at that moment, and 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:43.080 she said, can I share this clip on the Woolware 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:44.440 High School Facebook page? 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:44.920 And did she? 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:47.839 I blocked her. Don't you dare message me on my 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:48.720 personal account? 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.199 So your old teacher's actually listened to the podcast. 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:53.559 No, she follows it, so she saw because we put 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.560 that clip up when Kate Lanbrook co hosted, and she 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:56.120 she loved it. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:58.320 You know what I've always wanted to do on this podcast, 0:00:58.320 --> 0:00:59.800 I've had an idea. I don't think I've been told 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:02.680 you about it. I want to like reunite with our 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.480 favorite teachers, like I'll track your favorite teacher down, and 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:08.200 you've tracked my favorite teacher down. Yeah, and then regnite 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.160 with them because, like you know, in high school, you 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:12.560 can tell even though they're a teacher and it's inappropriate, 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:14.560 you would vibe with them. Yes, but now we're both 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:14.920 at don't. 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:17.880 Oh my god, they're all flighting back. I had about 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.600 I'd say there were three or four that I really 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:23.440 gelled with. I had such a good relationship with my 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:24.240 crafts teacher. 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:26.000 Now you've got to pick one. Who's your favorite teacher? Go, 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:30.000 don't think missus Norfolk? Okay, missus Norfolk. 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:32.160 Yeah, she taught me like the Island, Yes, just like 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:34.080 the plan. Yes, she taught me a modern history. 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:35.200 Why was she your favorite? 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.200 She was? She just got it. And I think she 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:39.280 knew that I was a bit you know, I was 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.560 il I think she might have been for the ladies. Okay, 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:46.760 maybe maybe really, but I think maybe she just she 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:50.400 got that I was also on that vibrating on that frequency. 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:52.200 Does she still teach at your high school? 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:53.920 I don't know. I'm friends with her on Facebook. She 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:54.840 added me on Facebook. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.320 Oh that's easy, I'll be behind her. 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:57.760 I wasn't being groomed. 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.600 Mine with missus Hasselnglish teacher. 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:01.400 Was she a hassle? 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.200 No, not at all, but yeah, she managed to get 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:06.480 me from being like because I was not studious, I 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:09.679 was undiagnosed ADHD. Yeah, of course, and with her help, 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:11.120 manage to get number one in English. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.160 So, oh, congratulate. I didn't know you were number one 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:13.440 in year. 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:14.480 It wasn't top my EU level. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:15.280 Oh congrats. 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:18.400 I make the same joke every single time I say 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.400 I topped English. You're like, oh, I haven't met this one. 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:21.200 Haven't met English. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:23.519 I thought his name was jac. 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:26.160 It's a good gag. I remember we had to ask 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.079 permission to piss and they could say no, and they 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.320 often would No, you just went Mitchell. 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:34.000 I remember one of my teachers having a full tantrum 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:36.360 at one of the kids because someone asked to go 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:39.359 to the bathroom and he said no. He goes, you've 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:41.040 just come from recess. No, you're not going to the 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:43.840 bathroom already, And one of the girls in the class, 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:46.680 who was actually our school captain, goes, so if a 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.079 girl asks to go to the bathroom, it might be 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.960 you know, kind of hinting that it's ladies business. Dude, like, 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.919 just let her go, and he slipped out at the 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.040 chick that was jumping to her defens being like, don't 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:58.760 you back to it? And like started he picked up 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:01.240 her books and was slamming them on at I'm like, whoa, 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.000 that was such a disproportionate reaction. I forget. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.919 Some of my teachers were absolutely unhinged. Unhinged. 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:11.120 Actually, here's a good one. Here's a fucking good one. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:12.760 Who's your least favorite teacher? 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:16.720 Oh? Mine completely flipped? Mine was hated me, and then 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:20.160 in year twelve flipped and apologized and rectified his ways. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.720 I apologized for what being an awful person to me. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:25.000 He was really mean, he believed he would like actually 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:27.359 point me out, I think again, because I was a bit. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.120 Fruity, right. I don't think I'll ever get an apology 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.480 for my cow of a least favorite teacher. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.760 Man or woman woman? Oh really, mine was a man. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.280 Oh mine was awful and subject was I won't say 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:40.760 that maths, of course, yeah, of course. Everyone everyone noticed 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:44.000 that she had absolute favorites and absolute least favorites, and 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:45.760 I was one of the least favorites for no reason, 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:47.520 Like I was no trouble in maths just because I 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:49.160 was shit at It didn't mean I was disturbing the 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.760 class or anything. Yeah. So no, she was a real cow. 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.000 But can I tell you what happened the other day? 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:57.000 I went to get a spray tan before Mardi Gras. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:57.240 Yea. 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.680 And as I'm there basically wearing nothing but a hairnet 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:03.040 and the gy the chick giving me my spray tand goes, 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:04.480 did you go to Red Bend by the way? And 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.200 I was like, oh, my god, have we met before? 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.040 She gets Yeah, I was in year seven when you 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:10.600 were in year twelve, and I was like, holy shit, 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:12.760 now here I am basically. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:12.920 With my balls. 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:16.920 And so I got all the goths and my least 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:18.039 favorite teacher gone. 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.560 Did no left left left? 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.000 No, she's just without work. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.080 Oh, we'll even better. Have I told you the story 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:26.960 about my math teacher that in the possum in the wall? 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:27.599 No? 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:28.479 Have I told you her? 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:29.320 I don't think so. 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.479 Oh no, missus Brown. She was an unhinge. She was 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.520 so unwell mentally, and she was a math teacher. And 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:38.800 this is so sad. Shaley Higgins, who was like the 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:39.880 delinquent of the year. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:40.760 The delinquent. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:42.880 Yeah, she was bad. She was bad. She was trouble. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.200 She was the trouble girl in the class. The class grunk, 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:47.520 the class exactly, the class gronk, and I kind of 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.560 like gravitated towards the class gron But there was also 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:51.040 the teacher's pet. It was a weird economy. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:52.000 I can just picture it. 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:54.000 Yeah, I was real suck up school captain, both primary 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.880 and high school. Anyway, Shaley would sit in the back 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:59.200 corner of the classroom and she goes, Missus Brown, it 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:02.440 really smell up here, and she'd goes, Shaley, you shut 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:04.800 your mouth, and Shaley would shut her mouth, and the next 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:07.839 day Shaley go, miss I can't breathe. She goes Shayly 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:08.920 Green slip. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:11.440 She thought Shaey was just love to the sound of 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:13.200 her own voice star in trouble. 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:14.640 Yes, And it would distract the class and she'd go 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.359 it stings like pooh and everyone laugh and laugh, and 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:21.240 missus Brown would slap the protractor on the table. 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:22.920 What's with teachers slapping shit? 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:25.200 I love to slap things. If they could slap last 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.400 legally they wo. Anyway, then we got to summer, the 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:30.719 heat of Australian summer at school in a demountable with 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:32.800 no air conditioning, and ceiling fans, and I'm sitting at 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.039 the front of the class teachers pat and I'm going na, 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:37.840 miss I can actually smell like Shaley's. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:39.560 I can smell something's under side. 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.039 He's under something. And the teacher goes, no, no, she's not. 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:43.359 And we all look at the back and there's like 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.000 an oil patch down the back of the wall. So 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:47.840 missus Brown goes up to the wall. She goes, there's 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:49.760 nothing in it, and she kicks it and her foot 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:53.360 goes into the dry wall and inside was a possum. 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:58.480 Possum was prime Boss, the corpse of prime Ploth that had. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:00.719 Gone to sleep for the last time, and it was 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:03.320 rotting in the wall. And Shaley, for the better half 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:07.839 of two terms, was sniffing deceased possum every day and 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:09.640 we weren't. No one believed it. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.200 Why I could only Shaley smell it. That's the weird thing. 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:13.920 I think she was from the You know, she had 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:16.880 a rough upbringing, so she had a real cent for disgust. 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:18.720 Right now, she got to be numb to it. If 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:19.440 she had to wrap up. 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:22.080 I don't know if she was right my launch she was, 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.840 she was my siblings. She was right next to it. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.480 That's why she anyway, it's the girl who cried possum. 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:30.440 That's that's the that's the little pull my story. If 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:32.080 it is your first time listening, welcome to Is It 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:33.839 just Me? Every week we start the show the same 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:36.600 way with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:38.760 There are gyms minch doesn't know mine and I don't. 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:40.720 Know mitches and is it just me? Each Yeah? 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.720 Yeah, Also, we're gonna hear from you later in the show. 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.680 We've got is it just you? Primed and ready show? 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:47.800 We kick off meach for this week? 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:48.839 Yeah, do you want to go first? 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:50.160 Yeah, I'll do it. I'll kicks off. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:51.080 Yeah, go for it, chick? 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:58.560 Is it just me? Should we all start saying today 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:00.320 like retail workers. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.240 Do in what context? Like they'll go with it in 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:02.560 a center? 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.320 Okay, So you go to mac. As you go through 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:06.039 drive through, you'll get you nuggets in a sprite and 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:08.200 chips and I'll go Is that all for today? 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:09.080 Hi? 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:10.360 What can I get for you today today? 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:10.600 You go? 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:14.160 Yes, like you know, I'd love to just go. Oh, 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.280 I'm warring the odorant for today. This is my deodorant 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:18.960 for today today. 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:20.240 How are you? How are you today? 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:22.520 How are you today? I brush my teeth today, like 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:23.800 I love it so much. 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:25.960 They used to always tell us that MAC is to 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.720 say today in the drive through and stuff, or even 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:31.120 you know, any customer that you're talking to about the front. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.880 Well, you're trained to say today. 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.200 Yes, because you'd think it wouldn't be that hard. But 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.200 the amount of people that would say, what can I 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:40.080 get for you this morning at fucking nine pm? Like 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:43.600 people's brains are just on autopilot. The perfect example of 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:46.440 the autopilot customer service is I went, as you know, 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:48.360 went to Boosters to buy a pro to. 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:50.640 I'm still not convinced you're not getting cash on the 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:51.080 side for now. 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:54.600 I'm not. But the chick serves me, takes the order, 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.160 gets the protein, or hands me the bag and goes 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.560 here you go, won't be long. I was like, I'm 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.680 not waiting reduce, so I've got everything I need. I 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.960 know it won't be long. I'm out of here. Autopilot, 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:06.240 auto pilot, And so we just had to say today 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:08.120 in case we accidentally fucked up the time of day. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:09.960 Oh my god, I fully get that now because you've 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.080 heard me and you've even mentioned to me when you 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:14.080 hear my radio show, I not. I do two fucking 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.680 daily shows. You can tell when I'm on autopilot when 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.680 I'm on air, even Hayden the other night we did 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.040 I was Live from Oxford Street for Mardi Gras, and 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:22.720 we finished it and he was like, yeah, that was 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.240 a real autopilot show, wasn't. And I'm like, what do 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.920 you mean? He's like you kept saying from all walks 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:31.920 of life? I'm like, what he goes? In every single segment, 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:35.080 I'd be like, we're here at Oxford Street, people from 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:39.320 all lots alive. Yeah, Like I just get a key phrase. 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.320 I latch onto it because of my brain's wanting to 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.480 run at fifty percent capacity, so it goes. That sounded 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:46.640 fucking good. Let's run with that every single break. 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:48.920 Yeah, but like one are the odds of people actually 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:51.480 noticing you say that over and over? Apart from Hayden 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:53.160 obviously you've pointed that out. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:54.720 No, I know, but I actually quite liked it because 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.400 it knows that he knows me so well that he 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:59.079 knows that I was phoating. What would yours be? Do 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:00.880 you have any like in your lot of work? Are 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:03.360 there any like rattles that you hold on to I 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:06.440 don't know. I always say I noticed no Kyle sanderlands 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:08.640 from Kyle and JACKIEO. So always says good luck. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:10.640 Yeah he does. Even it doesn't make sense. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:11.960 It doesn't make it just a good luck. It's just 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:13.120 a thing that he throws off. 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:15.880 Yeah, he'll be like coming up next Jackie's own, he's 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:17.520 good luck everyone. Yeah, I know, like, why do we 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:20.040 need luck? I know what you mean, though, do I haven't? 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:22.720 He I, well, you think I've got one minus stand by? 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:25.200 And my EP of my night show says, do you 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:28.720 realize you always say stand by? And I go, I 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.640 don't so I'll congratulations Casey, you've won the tickets to 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:34.440 Pink all right, stand by next. Yeah, it's like just 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:36.920 a bridging term while I find my words. I used 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:41.920 to say it in the drive through. Wait, you mean 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.559 I thought I was so cool? Or you thought you 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:46.680 were a pilot on a quantus fight what. 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.760 My manager said? And I was so insulted because, for example, 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:53.000 there was only one drive through lane and I had 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.000 to take the order at the speaker box and then 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:56.480 get the money off them at the thing. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:56.840 Yeah. 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.840 So if I was in the middle of getting someone's 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.640 money and someone put up to the speed. I've just been like, 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:02.400 we'll goo to McDonald's stand by. I won't be a moment. 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:03.240 Oh. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:04.800 And then they were like, why do you keep saying 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:06.800 stand by? This is my manager. I've been like, stop 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:08.400 saying that. You sound like an idiot. I was like, 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.520 I think I found really greedy. Oh I thought I 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:11.600 sounded like I was on radio. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.240 No, I was gonna say, because you used to. You 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:16.680 grew up watching channel. They say that the morning show 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:20.720 as well. Stand By Megan Trainer joins us next at sunrise? 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:24.120 Do I think I want truly saying stand by in 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:24.839 the driver. 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:26.400 Melissa Oile, that's who you thought you were? 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:26.920 Yeah? 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:27.920 So do you have any now? 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:29.000 Do you think I don't know? 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:30.960 What about your stand up? When you're right? Do you think, 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.600 oh I throw I say this too much? Or do 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.440 you use Is there words that you throw around? 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:38.960 I feel like I could finish a sentence normally without 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:40.640 having to throw you know what I mean on the end, 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:42.360 But I do that a bit. You know what I mean? 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.160 Yes, you know what I mean? 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:46.320 Yeah, I don't. If you cut you know what I 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:47.840 mean off the end of the sentence, it still makes 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:49.280 perfect sense. I don't need it there, you know what 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:49.559 I mean? 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:53.000 Yeah? Good call? I also say does that make sense? 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.199 When I know it makes sense? I just want to 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:58.839 make sure that I don't sound like I'm I'm getting 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:00.680 something like, because obviously I've got a team now that like? 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:02.680 Does that make sense? It's so much more bitchy than 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:03.199 you know what I mean? 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:04.440 Yeah? Does that make sense? 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:04.880 Hey? 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.240 Can I get you to get that task done for me? 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:08.840 Does that make sense? I always say that to make 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:09.840 it sound less intense. 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:11.840 Nah, it makes you It makes it sound like you 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.360 have no faith in the person you're talking too cool, 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:17.000 because if it doesn't make sense, Actually, maybe they won't 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:19.160 ask you for clarifications. Some people don't like to do that. 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.320 No, you're exactly right. If it doesn't make sense, they 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:23.440 will ask a question because it doesn't make sense. Yeah, 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:24.400 so I don't need to ask. 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:27.120 I always ask for clarification because you don't want to 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:27.640 fuck it up. 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:29.280 Eh. 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:34.240 That's that's my fucking go to h Eh, that's my 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.120 what did you call it? Rattle? 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:36.520 Rattle? 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:37.559 Yeah, that's it. 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.760 Little rattle anyway. That's that's so I got that off 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:42.120 my chest. That's all I wanted to say. 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:44.079 Am I allowed to do mine? It just me now? 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:48.440 Or yeah you go ahead? Yeah you got for me? Yeah? Yeah? 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:52.680 Is it just me? Do you reckon? 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:55.160 There would have been a huge surge in people buying 0:11:55.200 --> 0:12:00.120 themselves flowers after Miley Cyrus released that song. Oh you 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.319 know the lyrics. Obviously I can buy myself flowers. 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.760 Oh yeah, yeah, hold on this one. 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:09.400 Yep, that's the one. Of course, I love this song flowers. 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:12.200 Maybe people have never thought to do that. Now they're like, 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:13.320 fuck it, I'm going to do it. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:14.560 I can buy my own flowers. 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.360 I did it the other day, the roses that Sean 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.600 got me for Valentine's Say, at Wilton. They were looking 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:21.320 a little bit haunting in my house and I thought, 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:23.680 you know, I'm gonna bloody do it. I'm gonna buy 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:25.600 myself flowers. And I did. They gollgeous. 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:27.640 Oh I think that's a bit. That's good self help. 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:28.800 You got to look after yourself. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:29.640 Yeah, did you? 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:30.720 Can you hold your own hand? 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:31.560 Yeah? Look? 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:34.160 Yeah, what are easy? And we know this answer. Can 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:35.320 you talk to yourself for hours? 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:36.079 No? 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:36.720 No? 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:38.240 In fact, do you know what I realize as I 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:40.360 walked in here, this is one of the perils of 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:43.679 living by yourself and working from home. As I walked 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:46.560 into the office today to record this podcast, I said 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:48.560 higher the receptionists, and it was so croaky because I 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:50.959 realized I had not uttered a word to anyone all day. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.839 Your voice walked in and I went it was the 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:57.080 first time I'd spoken all day. God, it's a bit lonely, 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:58.319 you poor thing. 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.760 I don't think I could live alone. I have to talk. 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:01.400 You couldn't. 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:03.600 The NBN technician came today and I made him a coffee. 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:04.439 Didn't even want one. 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:08.000 Yeah, my fucking air con repair guy. I offered him 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:09.880 a coffee and he goes, no, mate, I can't. I 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.839 became severely addicted when people kept offering me coffee. Ended 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:14.720 up having twelve a day. I've had to cut back. 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:17.920 Oh that's fucking funny. I saw a TikTok from a 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:20.360 plumber that was pouring a tea down the sink at 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.439 like seven jobs you went to because people always made 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.160 him tea and he just has to pour it down 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.120 the sink, but he always left a little bit extra in, 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:28.680 so the client thought that, yeah, okay, isn't that sweet. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.199 That is sweet, But can't you just say no, no, 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.959 it's rude. I just would have felt rude making myself 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:35.040 for coffee and not offering it. 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:36.480 That's what I made. Yeah, and then you know what 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:38.480 he said, said can I your toilet? And I went yes. 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:40.839 How do you know because he was. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:42.920 In there for I mean, either that or he's got 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:44.480 a massive bladder on him. 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.719 Yeah. No, but people probably assume that I'm shitting all 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.520 the time. But honestly, even if I'm doing a number one, 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:51.480 I'll be in there for agents. 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.440 What do you mean, how much weed do you have? 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:55.560 I just need a bit of It's not even the 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.800 whole time spent pissing. It's just a bit of a 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:00.360 just a bit of time out, you know, sit down 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:04.000 on the cubicle tsp yes, jet me phone, and then 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.400 I've got to hum hair obviously of course of course, 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:08.200 sometimes restyle it all together. 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:08.520 Yeah. 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:08.840 Yeah. 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:10.840 And then they're like, Jesus, you were gone for ages, 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:12.800 and I'm like, yeah, you're right, it was. It's been 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:14.800 fifteen minutes. I just trying at number one. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:16.240 I've never noticed that about you. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.160 Yeah, we don't really go places together, so. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:19.360 No, we don't not anymore. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.360 Have you ever bought yourself flowers? Is the question? 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:25.520 I have not I've bought Hayden flowers. I buy people flowers, 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:27.920 but I don't think I've know I have been bought flowers. 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:28.400 That's all right. 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:29.560 I've never bought myself flowers. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.480 I bought my dad some flowers for his birthday, just 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:33.200 because that's my my go to. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:33.640 Yeah. 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:36.240 I love getting flowers, even though it feels like a 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:39.000