Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just hosted a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Ye are you yourself for the rude shocks of young
Speaker 1: adultsthood in high school?
Speaker 2: I thought compulsory. I meant you had a choice. So
Speaker 2: my year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on a Mitch Math's compulsory.
Speaker 2: I went fantastic ches of drama. It is Mitch, Julie
Speaker 2: and Mitchell kus.
Speaker 3: Hell.
Speaker 2: Are you you know missus Moyman reached out to me
Speaker 2: after that?
Speaker 3: Oh, the Maths teacher? I know, the year adviser.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, she was my year advisor. Yes, she reached
Speaker 2: out and was so chuffed that at that moment, and
Speaker 2: she said, can I share this clip on the Woolware
Speaker 2: High School Facebook page?
Speaker 3: And did she?
Speaker 2: I blocked her. Don't you dare message me on my
Speaker 2: personal account?
Speaker 3: So your old teacher's actually listened to the podcast.
Speaker 2: No, she follows it, so she saw because we put
Speaker 2: that clip up when Kate Lanbrook co hosted, and she
Speaker 2: she loved it.
Speaker 3: You know what I've always wanted to do on this podcast,
Speaker 3: I've had an idea. I don't think I've been told
Speaker 3: you about it. I want to like reunite with our
Speaker 3: favorite teachers, like I'll track your favorite teacher down, and
Speaker 3: you've tracked my favorite teacher down. Yeah, and then regnite
Speaker 3: with them because, like you know, in high school, you
Speaker 3: can tell even though they're a teacher and it's inappropriate,
Speaker 3: you would vibe with them. Yes, but now we're both
Speaker 3: at don't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they're all flighting back. I had about
Speaker 2: I'd say there were three or four that I really
Speaker 2: gelled with. I had such a good relationship with my
Speaker 2: crafts teacher.
Speaker 3: Now you've got to pick one. Who's your favorite teacher? Go,
Speaker 3: don't think missus Norfolk? Okay, missus Norfolk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she taught me like the Island, Yes, just like
Speaker 2: the plan. Yes, she taught me a modern history.
Speaker 3: Why was she your favorite?
Speaker 2: She was? She just got it. And I think she
Speaker 2: knew that I was a bit you know, I was
Speaker 2: il I think she might have been for the ladies. Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe really, but I think maybe she just she
Speaker 2: got that I was also on that vibrating on that frequency.
Speaker 3: Does she still teach at your high school?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm friends with her on Facebook. She
Speaker 2: added me on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Oh that's easy, I'll be behind her.
Speaker 2: I wasn't being groomed.
Speaker 3: Mine with missus Hasselnglish teacher.
Speaker 2: Was she a hassle?
Speaker 3: No, not at all, but yeah, she managed to get
Speaker 3: me from being like because I was not studious, I
Speaker 3: was undiagnosed ADHD. Yeah, of course, and with her help,
Speaker 3: manage to get number one in English.
Speaker 2: So, oh, congratulate. I didn't know you were number one
Speaker 2: in year.
Speaker 3: It wasn't top my EU level.
Speaker 2: Oh congrats.
Speaker 3: I make the same joke every single time I say
Speaker 3: I topped English. You're like, oh, I haven't met this one.
Speaker 2: Haven't met English.
Speaker 3: I thought his name was jac.
Speaker 2: It's a good gag. I remember we had to ask
Speaker 2: permission to piss and they could say no, and they
Speaker 2: often would No, you just went Mitchell.
Speaker 3: I remember one of my teachers having a full tantrum
Speaker 3: at one of the kids because someone asked to go
Speaker 3: to the bathroom and he said no. He goes, you've
Speaker 3: just come from recess. No, you're not going to the
Speaker 3: bathroom already, And one of the girls in the class,
Speaker 3: who was actually our school captain, goes, so if a
Speaker 3: girl asks to go to the bathroom, it might be
Speaker 3: you know, kind of hinting that it's ladies business. Dude, like,
Speaker 3: just let her go, and he slipped out at the
Speaker 3: chick that was jumping to her defens being like, don't
Speaker 3: you back to it? And like started he picked up
Speaker 3: her books and was slamming them on at I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 3: that was such a disproportionate reaction. I forget.
Speaker 2: Some of my teachers were absolutely unhinged. Unhinged.
Speaker 3: Actually, here's a good one. Here's a fucking good one.
Speaker 3: Who's your least favorite teacher?
Speaker 2: Oh? Mine completely flipped? Mine was hated me, and then
Speaker 2: in year twelve flipped and apologized and rectified his ways.
Speaker 2: I apologized for what being an awful person to me.
Speaker 2: He was really mean, he believed he would like actually
Speaker 2: point me out, I think again, because I was a bit.
Speaker 3: Fruity, right. I don't think I'll ever get an apology
Speaker 3: for my cow of a least favorite teacher.
Speaker 2: Man or woman woman? Oh really, mine was a man.
Speaker 3: Oh mine was awful and subject was I won't say
Speaker 3: that maths, of course, yeah, of course. Everyone everyone noticed
Speaker 3: that she had absolute favorites and absolute least favorites, and
Speaker 3: I was one of the least favorites for no reason,
Speaker 3: Like I was no trouble in maths just because I
Speaker 3: was shit at It didn't mean I was disturbing the
Speaker 3: class or anything. Yeah. So no, she was a real cow.
Speaker 3: But can I tell you what happened the other day?
Speaker 3: I went to get a spray tan before Mardi Gras.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 3: And as I'm there basically wearing nothing but a hairnet
Speaker 3: and the gy the chick giving me my spray tand goes,
Speaker 3: did you go to Red Bend by the way? And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, my god, have we met before?
Speaker 3: She gets Yeah, I was in year seven when you
Speaker 3: were in year twelve, and I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 3: now here I am basically.
Speaker 2: With my balls.
Speaker 3: And so I got all the goths and my least
Speaker 3: favorite teacher gone.
Speaker 2: Did no left left left?
Speaker 3: No, she's just without work.
Speaker 2: Oh, we'll even better. Have I told you the story
Speaker 2: about my math teacher that in the possum in the wall?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Have I told you her?
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Oh no, missus Brown. She was an unhinge. She was
Speaker 2: so unwell mentally, and she was a math teacher. And
Speaker 2: this is so sad. Shaley Higgins, who was like the
Speaker 2: delinquent of the year.
Speaker 3: The delinquent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was bad. She was bad. She was trouble.
Speaker 2: She was the trouble girl in the class. The class grunk,
Speaker 2: the class exactly, the class gronk, and I kind of
Speaker 2: like gravitated towards the class gron But there was also
Speaker 2: the teacher's pet. It was a weird economy.
Speaker 3: I can just picture it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was real suck up school captain, both primary
Speaker 2: and high school. Anyway, Shaley would sit in the back
Speaker 2: corner of the classroom and she goes, Missus Brown, it
Speaker 2: really smell up here, and she'd goes, Shaley, you shut
Speaker 2: your mouth, and Shaley would shut her mouth, and the next
Speaker 2: day Shaley go, miss I can't breathe. She goes Shayly
Speaker 2: Green slip.
Speaker 3: She thought Shaey was just love to the sound of
Speaker 3: her own voice star in trouble.
Speaker 2: Yes, And it would distract the class and she'd go
Speaker 2: it stings like pooh and everyone laugh and laugh, and
Speaker 2: missus Brown would slap the protractor on the table.
Speaker 3: What's with teachers slapping shit?
Speaker 2: I love to slap things. If they could slap last
Speaker 2: legally they wo. Anyway, then we got to summer, the
Speaker 2: heat of Australian summer at school in a demountable with
Speaker 2: no air conditioning, and ceiling fans, and I'm sitting at
Speaker 2: the front of the class teachers pat and I'm going na,
Speaker 2: miss I can actually smell like Shaley's.
Speaker 3: I can smell something's under side.
Speaker 2: He's under something. And the teacher goes, no, no, she's not.
Speaker 2: And we all look at the back and there's like
Speaker 2: an oil patch down the back of the wall. So
Speaker 2: missus Brown goes up to the wall. She goes, there's
Speaker 2: nothing in it, and she kicks it and her foot
Speaker 2: goes into the dry wall and inside was a possum.
Speaker 3: Possum was prime Boss, the corpse of prime Ploth that had.
Speaker 2: Gone to sleep for the last time, and it was
Speaker 2: rotting in the wall. And Shaley, for the better half
Speaker 2: of two terms, was sniffing deceased possum every day and
Speaker 2: we weren't. No one believed it.
Speaker 3: Why I could only Shaley smell it. That's the weird thing.
Speaker 2: I think she was from the You know, she had
Speaker 2: a rough upbringing, so she had a real cent for disgust.
Speaker 3: Right now, she got to be numb to it. If
Speaker 3: she had to wrap up.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she was right my launch she was,
Speaker 2: she was my siblings. She was right next to it.
Speaker 2: That's why she anyway, it's the girl who cried possum.
Speaker 2: That's that's the that's the little pull my story. If
Speaker 2: it is your first time listening, welcome to Is It
Speaker 2: just Me? Every week we start the show the same
Speaker 2: way with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: There are gyms minch doesn't know mine and I don't.
Speaker 3: Know mitches and is it just me? Each Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Also, we're gonna hear from you later in the show.
Speaker 2: We've got is it just you? Primed and ready show?
Speaker 2: We kick off meach for this week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want to go first?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do it. I'll kicks off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go for it, chick?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Should we all start saying today
Speaker 2: like retail workers.
Speaker 3: Do in what context? Like they'll go with it in
Speaker 3: a center?
Speaker 2: Okay, So you go to mac. As you go through
Speaker 2: drive through, you'll get you nuggets in a sprite and
Speaker 2: chips and I'll go Is that all for today?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 3: What can I get for you today today?
Speaker 5: You go?
Speaker 2: Yes, like you know, I'd love to just go. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm warring the odorant for today. This is my deodorant
Speaker 2: for today today.
Speaker 3: How are you? How are you today?
Speaker 2: How are you today? I brush my teeth today, like
Speaker 2: I love it so much.
Speaker 3: They used to always tell us that MAC is to
Speaker 3: say today in the drive through and stuff, or even
Speaker 3: you know, any customer that you're talking to about the front.
Speaker 2: Well, you're trained to say today.
Speaker 3: Yes, because you'd think it wouldn't be that hard. But
Speaker 3: the amount of people that would say, what can I
Speaker 3: get for you this morning at fucking nine pm? Like
Speaker 3: people's brains are just on autopilot. The perfect example of
Speaker 3: the autopilot customer service is I went, as you know,
Speaker 3: went to Boosters to buy a pro to.
Speaker 2: I'm still not convinced you're not getting cash on the
Speaker 2: side for now.
Speaker 3: I'm not. But the chick serves me, takes the order,
Speaker 3: gets the protein, or hands me the bag and goes
Speaker 3: here you go, won't be long. I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: not waiting reduce, so I've got everything I need. I
Speaker 3: know it won't be long. I'm out of here. Autopilot,
Speaker 3: auto pilot, And so we just had to say today
Speaker 3: in case we accidentally fucked up the time of day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I fully get that now because you've
Speaker 2: heard me and you've even mentioned to me when you
Speaker 2: hear my radio show, I not. I do two fucking
Speaker 2: daily shows. You can tell when I'm on autopilot when
Speaker 2: I'm on air, even Hayden the other night we did
Speaker 2: I was Live from Oxford Street for Mardi Gras, and
Speaker 2: we finished it and he was like, yeah, that was
Speaker 2: a real autopilot show, wasn't. And I'm like, what do
Speaker 2: you mean? He's like you kept saying from all walks
Speaker 2: of life? I'm like, what he goes? In every single segment,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, we're here at Oxford Street, people from
Speaker 2: all lots alive. Yeah, Like I just get a key phrase.
Speaker 2: I latch onto it because of my brain's wanting to
Speaker 2: run at fifty percent capacity, so it goes. That sounded
Speaker 2: fucking good. Let's run with that every single break.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like one are the odds of people actually
Speaker 3: noticing you say that over and over? Apart from Hayden
Speaker 3: obviously you've pointed that out.
Speaker 2: No, I know, but I actually quite liked it because
Speaker 2: it knows that he knows me so well that he
Speaker 2: knows that I was phoating. What would yours be? Do
Speaker 2: you have any like in your lot of work? Are
Speaker 2: there any like rattles that you hold on to I
Speaker 2: don't know. I always say I noticed no Kyle sanderlands
Speaker 2: from Kyle and JACKIEO. So always says good luck.
Speaker 3: Yeah he does. Even it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make it just a good luck. It's just
Speaker 2: a thing that he throws off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'll be like coming up next Jackie's own, he's
Speaker 3: good luck everyone. Yeah, I know, like, why do we
Speaker 3: need luck? I know what you mean, though, do I haven't?
Speaker 2: He I, well, you think I've got one minus stand by?
Speaker 2: And my EP of my night show says, do you
Speaker 2: realize you always say stand by? And I go, I
Speaker 2: don't so I'll congratulations Casey, you've won the tickets to
Speaker 2: Pink all right, stand by next. Yeah, it's like just
Speaker 2: a bridging term while I find my words. I used
Speaker 2: to say it in the drive through. Wait, you mean
Speaker 2: I thought I was so cool? Or you thought you
Speaker 2: were a pilot on a quantus fight what.
Speaker 3: My manager said? And I was so insulted because, for example,
Speaker 3: there was only one drive through lane and I had
Speaker 3: to take the order at the speaker box and then
Speaker 3: get the money off them at the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So if I was in the middle of getting someone's
Speaker 3: money and someone put up to the speed. I've just been like,
Speaker 3: we'll goo to McDonald's stand by. I won't be a moment.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: And then they were like, why do you keep saying
Speaker 3: stand by? This is my manager. I've been like, stop
Speaker 3: saying that. You sound like an idiot. I was like,
Speaker 3: I think I found really greedy. Oh I thought I
Speaker 3: sounded like I was on radio.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna say, because you used to. You
Speaker 2: grew up watching channel. They say that the morning show
Speaker 2: as well. Stand By Megan Trainer joins us next at sunrise?
Speaker 3: Do I think I want truly saying stand by in
Speaker 3: the driver.
Speaker 2: Melissa Oile, that's who you thought you were?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So do you have any now?
Speaker 3: Do you think I don't know?
Speaker 2: What about your stand up? When you're right? Do you think,
Speaker 2: oh I throw I say this too much? Or do
Speaker 2: you use Is there words that you throw around?
Speaker 3: I feel like I could finish a sentence normally without
Speaker 3: having to throw you know what I mean on the end,
Speaker 3: But I do that a bit. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. If you cut you know what I
Speaker 3: mean off the end of the sentence, it still makes
Speaker 3: perfect sense. I don't need it there, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Good call? I also say does that make sense?
Speaker 2: When I know it makes sense? I just want to
Speaker 2: make sure that I don't sound like I'm I'm getting
Speaker 2: something like, because obviously I've got a team now that like?
Speaker 3: Does that make sense? It's so much more bitchy than
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Does that make sense?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 2: Can I get you to get that task done for me?
Speaker 2: Does that make sense? I always say that to make
Speaker 2: it sound less intense.
Speaker 3: Nah, it makes you It makes it sound like you
Speaker 3: have no faith in the person you're talking too cool,
Speaker 3: because if it doesn't make sense, Actually, maybe they won't
Speaker 3: ask you for clarifications. Some people don't like to do that.
Speaker 2: No, you're exactly right. If it doesn't make sense, they
Speaker 2: will ask a question because it doesn't make sense. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I don't need to ask.
Speaker 3: I always ask for clarification because you don't want to
Speaker 3: fuck it up.
Speaker 2: Eh.
Speaker 3: That's that's my fucking go to h Eh, that's my
Speaker 3: what did you call it? Rattle?
Speaker 2: Rattle?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: Little rattle anyway. That's that's so I got that off
Speaker 2: my chest. That's all I wanted to say.
Speaker 3: Am I allowed to do mine? It just me now?
Speaker 2: Or yeah you go ahead? Yeah you got for me? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Do you reckon?
Speaker 3: There would have been a huge surge in people buying
Speaker 3: themselves flowers after Miley Cyrus released that song. Oh you
Speaker 3: know the lyrics. Obviously I can buy myself flowers.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, hold on this one.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's the one. Of course, I love this song flowers.
Speaker 3: Maybe people have never thought to do that. Now they're like,
Speaker 3: fuck it, I'm going to do it.
Speaker 2: I can buy my own flowers.
Speaker 3: I did it the other day, the roses that Sean
Speaker 3: got me for Valentine's Say, at Wilton. They were looking
Speaker 3: a little bit haunting in my house and I thought,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna bloody do it. I'm gonna buy
Speaker 3: myself flowers. And I did. They gollgeous.
Speaker 2: Oh I think that's a bit. That's good self help.
Speaker 2: You got to look after yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you?
Speaker 2: Can you hold your own hand?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Look?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are easy? And we know this answer. Can
Speaker 2: you talk to yourself for hours?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: In fact, do you know what I realize as I
Speaker 3: walked in here, this is one of the perils of
Speaker 3: living by yourself and working from home. As I walked
Speaker 3: into the office today to record this podcast, I said
Speaker 3: higher the receptionists, and it was so croaky because I
Speaker 3: realized I had not uttered a word to anyone all day.
Speaker 3: Your voice walked in and I went it was the
Speaker 3: first time I'd spoken all day. God, it's a bit lonely,
Speaker 3: you poor thing.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could live alone. I have to talk.
Speaker 3: You couldn't.
Speaker 2: The NBN technician came today and I made him a coffee.
Speaker 2: Didn't even want one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my fucking air con repair guy. I offered him
Speaker 3: a coffee and he goes, no, mate, I can't. I
Speaker 3: became severely addicted when people kept offering me coffee. Ended
Speaker 3: up having twelve a day. I've had to cut back.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fucking funny. I saw a TikTok from a
Speaker 2: plumber that was pouring a tea down the sink at
Speaker 2: like seven jobs you went to because people always made
Speaker 2: him tea and he just has to pour it down
Speaker 2: the sink, but he always left a little bit extra in,
Speaker 2: so the client thought that, yeah, okay, isn't that sweet.
Speaker 3: That is sweet, But can't you just say no, no,
Speaker 3: it's rude. I just would have felt rude making myself
Speaker 3: for coffee and not offering it.
Speaker 2: That's what I made. Yeah, and then you know what
Speaker 2: he said, said can I your toilet? And I went yes.
Speaker 3: How do you know because he was.
Speaker 2: In there for I mean, either that or he's got
Speaker 2: a massive bladder on him.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, but people probably assume that I'm shitting all
Speaker 3: the time. But honestly, even if I'm doing a number one,
Speaker 3: I'll be in there for agents.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, how much weed do you have?
Speaker 3: I just need a bit of It's not even the
Speaker 3: whole time spent pissing. It's just a bit of a
Speaker 3: just a bit of time out, you know, sit down
Speaker 3: on the cubicle tsp yes, jet me phone, and then
Speaker 3: I've got to hum hair obviously of course of course,
Speaker 3: sometimes restyle it all together.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then they're like, Jesus, you were gone for ages,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, you're right, it was. It's been
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes. I just trying at number one.
Speaker 2: I've never noticed that about you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't really go places together, so.
Speaker 2: No, we don't not anymore.
Speaker 3: Have you ever bought yourself flowers? Is the question?
Speaker 2: I have not I've bought Hayden flowers. I buy people flowers,
Speaker 2: but I don't think I've know I have been bought flowers.
Speaker 3: That's all right.
Speaker 2: I've never bought myself flowers.
Speaker 3: I bought my dad some flowers for his birthday, just
Speaker 3: because that's my my go to.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love getting flowers, even though it feels like a
Speaker 3: lazy gift. You just you can't beat it, No, you can't.
Speaker 3: You know, it's a win win situation. And then he goes,
Speaker 3: that's the first time anyone's ever gotten me flowers. This
Speaker 3: man's like fifty something and never been bought flowers, And
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's just sad. Every fucking year I'm doing
Speaker 3: it now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, getting flowers a man.
Speaker 3: People don't buying flowers.
Speaker 2: He could grow his own as well, buying some seeds.
Speaker 3: Oh that's true. He's never bought flowers, but he's bought
Speaker 3: of canola feed. Does that count?
Speaker 2: It's definitely the opposite. Why don't we call her florest
Speaker 2: and see if there's been an increase.
Speaker 8: A surge and people buying themself flowers. A flower surg
Speaker 8: since Miley released Flowers, Because.
Speaker 3: Like that song, when I first heard it, I was
Speaker 3: like yeah, I like it. But I've always loved Miley
Speaker 3: and felt that everyone else has slept on her for years.
Speaker 3: But now it's been number one for like six or
Speaker 3: seven weeks in a row. It's blown up massively. Very
Speaker 3: happy for my girl Miley. So maybe a lot of
Speaker 3: people around the world. It's front of mine buying flowers.
Speaker 2: She is. She's doing very very well for her self.
Speaker 2: Yea moment I was shocked. Me honest, let me call
Speaker 2: I'm going to call cheerful flowers. What a name.
Speaker 3: It's the same energy as caring funerals, tearful flowers.
Speaker 2: Okay, where are they?
Speaker 3: Tiefle flowers in what suburb?
Speaker 2: Cheerful flowers in Macquarie okay McQuary Park.
Speaker 7: Yeah, good afternoon, cheerful flowers. Jackie speaking, Oh.
Speaker 2: Jackie, my name is Mitch. I'm here with Mitch as well.
Speaker 2: We're recording an iHeartRadio podcast. We're doing an investigation the
Speaker 2: song Flowers by Miley Cyrus. You know, I can bar
Speaker 2: myself flowers that song. We were wondering, has there been
Speaker 2: an influx in the sale of flowers since that song
Speaker 2: was released?
Speaker 7: No, not really. I don't think it's changed anything. Maybe
Speaker 7: for another flooris, but not us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we kill We'll call down trodden flowers.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, bye bye bye.
Speaker 3: Well that's not the answer I was looking for.
Speaker 2: No, I swear hold on, not very cheerful either.
Speaker 3: She was, she was, but she sounded a bit defeated.
Speaker 3: When you ask the question have you gotten more thaut that?
Speaker 3: She goes, no, no, no, no, hang on, look at
Speaker 3: these I just googled and low cost retailer Little L
Speaker 3: I D. L. Liddell what's that?
Speaker 2: Never heard of them?
Speaker 3: Experienced a stunning fifty two percent increase in flower sales.
Speaker 3: You're kidding, two weeks after the song came out. So
Speaker 3: there people are, at the very fucking least getting cheap
Speaker 3: serve by flowers themselves.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: Should I come we call Little who are Little Little
Speaker 3: Great Britain? Is that the family that adopted Stewart Stuart Little?
Speaker 3: I mean we could try in the UK?
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, oh it's three am now, a little
Speaker 2: of a giant corporation, they could. They've got a twenty
Speaker 2: four hour a little hotline.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to make international calls, so good
Speaker 3: luck I do.
Speaker 4: Thanks for calling Little Customer Service. Our offices are now closed. However,
Speaker 4: our voice recognition system Leah can help with store information
Speaker 4: and little plus queries.
Speaker 3: Oh god, okay.
Speaker 4: Please note we record these calls to help train her.
Speaker 8: Do you.
Speaker 9: I'm Leah, your little assistant. Sorry I didn't get that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hi mate, Just wondering, Bob, have you been selling
Speaker 3: heaps of flowers since Miley put that song out? I've
Speaker 3: heard that sales had gone up by the fuck load.
Speaker 2: Leah.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
Speaker 9: Please tell me your local area or postcode.
Speaker 3: Mcquarie Park two one three wonder.
Speaker 9: I couldn't find anything for Mcquarie Park two one three one.
Speaker 9: Please tell me an area, street or point of interest.
Speaker 2: The globe, Buckingham Palace.
Speaker 9: I've found too many stores in Buckingham Palace. What please
Speaker 9: narrow this through a local hot.
Speaker 2: What there's a little store in Buckingham Palace. That's what
Speaker 2: killed me?
Speaker 3: Hang up on the pitch.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? That's enough of these two? Now
Speaker 2: let's hear and is it just you? You'll turn out
Speaker 2: to get on the show DMS at couple of inches?
Speaker 2: And is it just you? Your chance to have an
Speaker 2: edgem of your own?
Speaker 3: Or you can shoot at the text. Oh four one
Speaker 3: two seven one, two oh nine two.
Speaker 2: That's great. Who do we have today? This wasn't a text,
Speaker 2: was it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you picked the ether just me?
Speaker 2: That was more me ment asking that out loud for myself.
Speaker 2: It's Peter on the Sunny Coast.
Speaker 3: Hi, Peter, Hi, oh Peter, A woman?
Speaker 2: Good eh, female Pete. Good fellas. Imagine if it was
Speaker 2: just their animal rights group, like thirty different people, the
Speaker 2: whole board going hello, Hello, Hi Peter. How are you Peter?
Speaker 5: I'm good? Thank you? How are you guys?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Not too bad, all the better for hearing your voice, bab.
Speaker 2: How long have you been listening to the show, Peter?
Speaker 5: I started listening probably a few months after you guys started,
Speaker 5: but I have gone back and listened probably two or
Speaker 5: three times.
Speaker 3: So, oh, good girl, you've been around for ages now.
Speaker 2: I love that. I can't get how people do that?
Speaker 2: Do you forget what we say?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: Is it kind of like listening for the first time again?
Speaker 5: Sometimes, like certain things in the episodes, I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: I remember this, bity, Oh there's a funny bit coming up,
Speaker 5: you know that sort of thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, It's like when I rewatch one of my
Speaker 3: favorite shows, like I've been rewatching Offspring recently, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I've watched this whole series more than once, but I
Speaker 3: have no fucking memory of this thing ever happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess when you're watching something like you kind
Speaker 2: of just check out, right, Peter, like you're on your phone,
Speaker 2: you miss certain scenes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I can put it on and like do
Speaker 5: chores around the house or you know, I listened to
Speaker 5: it a lot when I was moving, so like packing
Speaker 5: boxes and stuff and just had it on in the background.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and sometimes we probably bore you in your mind,
Speaker 3: wanders I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, nothing worse.
Speaker 5: But comfort food, you know podcast?
Speaker 2: Is that a fat joke? No, I'm just joking, all right,
Speaker 2: Peter Bradley. Or can't you in then hit us with you?
Speaker 2: Is it just you? Okay, no worries? Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Should bathrooms, specifically toilet have some sort of cooling aircorn
Speaker 5: or fan?
Speaker 3: Oh duh, you've got no idea. My new bathroom in
Speaker 3: my new place, it's one of those ones that has
Speaker 3: the washing machine and dryer in there. If I put
Speaker 3: a load of drying on, holy fuck, it's a thorner
Speaker 3: in that bathroom.
Speaker 5: It's hell, that would be awful.
Speaker 2: I know what you mean. I sometimes in a fully
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know the dryer or the air
Speaker 2: con in there, but I'm on the toilet and I
Speaker 2: can be sweating like it can be. Oh yeah, well process.
Speaker 3: As we've established, I spend quite a bit of time
Speaker 3: in the bathroom when I go, and so, oh god,
Speaker 3: I feel I come out like a pig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I swear I used some toilet paper on the
Speaker 2: on the brow, on the lip, like it's tough. Are
Speaker 2: you sweating to Peter.
Speaker 5: Yes, So that it came to me a few weeks
Speaker 5: ago when I was hangover as fuck and was literally
Speaker 5: like about to pass out from the hangover. But also
Speaker 5: I was sweating bricks because it was a billion degrees
Speaker 5: and I just thought these two things together, the heat
Speaker 5: and the hangover, they just don't go.
Speaker 3: Oh god, absolutely not.
Speaker 5: I remember there was a stand or an air corn
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 3: That's right. I don't know many bathrooms that do have
Speaker 3: an air coorn in there, Like the exhaust fan doesn't
Speaker 3: actually take the temperature.
Speaker 2: I've just googled it. I've googled it. Right, Ducting in
Speaker 2: a bathroom doesn't happen it's against regulation for most counsels.
Speaker 3: Stop that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the thing that happens in the bathroom should stay
Speaker 2: in the bathroom. The last thing you want is pressurized
Speaker 2: air pushing it out to the rest of your living here.
Speaker 3: Well, I'd love to see the councils try and stop
Speaker 3: me from dragging a sunbeam pedestal fan into the bathroom.
Speaker 3: I can do it, a bloody one in there.
Speaker 2: God, it's a bishy No, they're right, because because how
Speaker 2: aircom works, is it like just pushes air right around.
Speaker 2: To explain that to you, but if you like shit,
Speaker 2: then pooh particles are in that air, which can have.
Speaker 3: Imagine having a really stinky shite. The air con just
Speaker 3: kind of circulates it throughout the house. I mean, it
Speaker 3: wouldn't be good.
Speaker 2: Having guests having a dinner party and then your meal hits.
Speaker 2: You've got to go shit upstairs, and then the poor
Speaker 2: guests get the stench through the air convent.
Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, no to air con Peter, but yes
Speaker 3: to fans, I reckon that should be a normal thing.
Speaker 5: I can just think back, you know, the last ten years,
Speaker 5: you know, as a female getting ready, sweating the makeup
Speaker 5: straight off. So now I've just got a little desk
Speaker 5: fan that I keep in the bathroom on the bench,
Speaker 5: and it is on every time I'm in there.
Speaker 3: Does it help much?
Speaker 5: A little bit? Sometimes I pick it up and just
Speaker 5: hold it right in front of my face.
Speaker 2: I can imagine. But it is a bit odd, right
Speaker 2: that we have heating in the bathroom. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 2: have any cooling.
Speaker 3: Do we have heating in the bathroom or is it
Speaker 3: just naturally that's what happens when I have a hot shower.
Speaker 2: Because in my Yeah, I've got the normal light switch
Speaker 2: in the yeah, heat lamp.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's light. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think cooling lights everything. I'd love them to be,
Speaker 3: mind you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd kill for a heat light.
Speaker 3: I remember when I was like heavily, heavily addicted to vapes.
Speaker 3: I used to if I didn't want to vape in
Speaker 3: front of anyone in the house, like if my parents
Speaker 3: were over or something, I didn't want to vape in
Speaker 3: front of them, I do it in the bathroom. That's
Speaker 3: the worst place for a nicotine head rush because you're
Speaker 3: already hot and sweating in the bathroom. Add that to
Speaker 3: the equation, and it's like whoa, I feel disgusting and
Speaker 3: like boiling hot. It wasn't good. It wasn't good.
Speaker 2: Peter. I've got a bath in my new place and
Speaker 2: I had a bath for the first time night. Oh
Speaker 2: my god. I stood up and like, I haven't had
Speaker 2: this feeling in so long. That rush, you know when
Speaker 2: you stand up out of a bath too quickly and
Speaker 2: you're really hot and you cart the head, the head rushing.
Speaker 2: My heart was racing. I'm like, oh my god, this
Speaker 2: is the end of me in a bath in a
Speaker 2: brand new hat.
Speaker 5: Happened to me many times and I've had to lay
Speaker 5: down on the cold floor completely starkers and just wait
Speaker 5: for my body.
Speaker 2: What a mental god.
Speaker 3: You know you've had a big night when you find
Speaker 3: yourself finding solace in the freezing cold bath tiles to
Speaker 3: make yourself feel better. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, well, Peter, thanks for your rich jim
Speaker 2: good contribution. We all agree.
Speaker 5: No, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: I forget to hit up price. Keep it, Jen Rshill
Speaker 3: hook you up with something cute as a little thanks
Speaker 3: for coming on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll send you a price.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Love you, Peter.
Speaker 2: Thanks loving down. Also, if you want to get in
Speaker 2: touch a couple of mitches. Send us a DM on
Speaker 2: Instagram and we'll feature you on the show and next week.
Speaker 3: Now, there is one thing that I constantly constantly see
Speaker 3: in my four you page on TikTok. Do you always
Speaker 3: get those montages of pop culture moments that live rent
Speaker 3: free in my head? It'll just be a mashup of
Speaker 3: X Factor things, Wendy Williams all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I get them all the time yet yeah,
Speaker 2: Ellen de generous moments, So yeah.
Speaker 3: And I'm kind of sick of seeing them in a way.
Speaker 3: But also I always watch them so surprise, surprise, That's
Speaker 3: why I always see them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get them all the time. I'm currently also
Speaker 2: getting the movie scenes you get, like seen from a
Speaker 2: movie and then it goes part thirty seven, and then
Speaker 2: I've ended up watching forty different parts and I've watched
Speaker 2: a whole movie.
Speaker 3: And then the top comment is always what the movie
Speaker 3: is like? Watch this film please?
Speaker 2: It's always I don't know how what TikTok is now
Speaker 2: just Netflix, I know it is, But the pop culture
Speaker 2: moments that live rent free in my head, the sort
Speaker 2: of thing I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: If you don't see that in your TikTok feed This
Speaker 3: is the sort of thing you might see.
Speaker 10: Don't make unnecessary journeys, jn't take risks some treacherous roads,
Speaker 10: and don't swim in to see.
Speaker 3: How do you know what's good for me?
Speaker 2: That's yeah.
Speaker 3: She's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment.
Speaker 3: Now come mine now. Yeah, just like memorable memes that
Speaker 3: you always seems, celebrity stuff that you might have forgotten about.
Speaker 3: And every time I see these things, I'm like, oh God,
Speaker 3: there's so many things to bring in to mind. There's
Speaker 3: so much pop culture shit that lives in my head
Speaker 3: rent free, and so I'm like, we got to do
Speaker 3: a segment about this. Yeah, I've got a great one
Speaker 3: for today, just so you know, a pop culture moment
Speaker 3: that has lived rent free in my head for years.
Speaker 3: Are you familiar with the friendship I guess between fee
Speaker 3: fee Box and Russell Brand?
Speaker 2: No, really, fefee Box is in Australian radio and media
Speaker 2: personality and Russell Brand is in the British comedian that
Speaker 2: was engaged to Katie Perry.
Speaker 3: Correct, that's him and so Fife. She used to be
Speaker 3: the entertainment chic on Sunrise. She did all their celebrity
Speaker 3: interviews and stuff, and the first time Russell Brand and
Speaker 3: Fefee Box met, they couldn't even air the interview because
Speaker 3: it just went so off track. He was flirting outrageously
Speaker 3: and it was so inappropriate that they couldn't even air it.
Speaker 3: And then they've met many many times over the years
Speaker 3: and it's just so funny when they come together because
Speaker 3: they remember each other. He remembers her. He absolutely ador
Speaker 3: was fiefee really and so this is the first time
Speaker 3: that she interviewed him for Sunrise back in twenty ten,
Speaker 3: and they couldn't even air it because like he got
Speaker 3: on her lap and stuff. There is part of me
Speaker 3: that thinks, I mean, it's funny, but also this wouldn't
Speaker 3: fly today. Oh it went viral because it was like massive.
Speaker 3: At the time, it was so funny, and now every
Speaker 3: time they reunited it's a big thing. So this is
Speaker 3: the first one. Again it hasn't aged well, but at
Speaker 3: the time it was kind of funny.
Speaker 11: Okay, fiefe Box, then what is your porn name other
Speaker 11: than being called Jezebel, Vagina pussy glare even, I mean,
Speaker 11: this is femininity exude.
Speaker 12: Thank you for that, Russell I appreciate that, and I
Speaker 12: want to talk about the movie again because you've got
Speaker 12: me thinking about Jenner Talor and that's not a good thing.
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm going to stop you. In my case, it
Speaker 13: is a good thing. When you laugh at that. It
Speaker 13: makes me know what you sound like when you come
Speaker 13: and I like it is this morning, Telly.
Speaker 2: You can't put that out seven am.
Speaker 6: People.
Speaker 10: Just hey, that's what Foefe sounds like when she comes.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your breakfast, your perverts.
Speaker 12: Once again, you've done.
Speaker 6: It's come on.
Speaker 3: It's everything I want to know. I want to know
Speaker 3: what's come over.
Speaker 2: There to you.
Speaker 3: It's now sitting on her.
Speaker 7: Oh well.
Speaker 13: Come on, oh well, okay, everything, okay, it's going to
Speaker 13: be all all right.
Speaker 6: I'm just releasing the spores. There you go.
Speaker 3: Ohef you Box is pregnant? Now, well good, that's very nice.
Speaker 3: That was so lovely, see what I mean where I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't know if that would fly these days.
Speaker 2: At first it was funny and then it got creepy.
Speaker 2: His spores. That's great.
Speaker 3: I know that that is so icky. But this kind
Speaker 3: of flirtation ship between Russell Brand and Fefe Box has
Speaker 3: been going on for years. They've reunited a few times
Speaker 3: at Sunrising on the project as well. So this next
Speaker 3: one I'm going to play. This is when they interviewed
Speaker 3: Russell on the project. Yeah, he wasn't in the room.
Speaker 3: It's one of those satellite interview things. And you know
Speaker 3: how he said, oh, Fiefe Box's pregnant. Now, so between
Speaker 3: that interview and this interview, you're about to hear she
Speaker 3: actually did have a baby, not to him obviously, but I.
Speaker 2: Remember when she had that baby. It's a big moment.
Speaker 3: But he remembered her and just started a rumor that
Speaker 3: he was the father. So like they're just it's an
Speaker 3: in joke now that first interview when he got her
Speaker 3: pregnant with his spores, it's been a running joke for ages.
Speaker 2: To carry on. Next interview, that's funny. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: here it is Russell, one.
Speaker 7: Of our hosts.
Speaker 3: Here is feefee Box, and we understand.
Speaker 2: You you're joking. Where is she?
Speaker 10: Tell her I want to see my kid.
Speaker 7: I can see the magazine being printed as it was,
Speaker 7: so can I.
Speaker 3: So fortunately we've got to wrap up.
Speaker 12: You know, he's a great guy, very funny answered the
Speaker 12: question where is the kid?
Speaker 14: Where is the kid, it's not.
Speaker 2: That's so good now, that's funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then they actually did reunite face to face
Speaker 3: on the Project Desk a couple of years later. This
Speaker 3: is how that went.
Speaker 10: How do you feel the mother of your child is
Speaker 10: going with mother?
Speaker 7: Ring?
Speaker 3: That woman?
Speaker 10: Fiefe Box for me exemprovised all that is great about Australia.
Speaker 10: She is fun, she is frivolous, she is beautiful. It's ubant,
Speaker 10: full of life, plucky, can do spirits, she's unstoppable. I
Speaker 10: adore her.
Speaker 3: It's kind of sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's lovely.
Speaker 12: I didn't actually expect that answer, Russell, Why no, because
Speaker 12: you aren't you actually aren't. This a beautiful person and
Speaker 12: you've been a very dear friend to me, and when
Speaker 12: people were perpetuating those rumors, I want to have petraate
Speaker 12: it a bit.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't perpetrate you that.
Speaker 7: You're going to stay with us for a whole other
Speaker 7: segment and be just as funny as you were.
Speaker 10: Still Fifi and I have a twenty five year old
Speaker 10: child's until it happens.
Speaker 3: Far out and so this has been going on for
Speaker 3: years these two.
Speaker 2: That's so good. I just say that like in you know,
Speaker 2: this in a situation where you're interviewing someone and it's
Speaker 2: a celebrity and you kind of have a moment like that,
Speaker 2: Yeah that is someone expected and really good. You just
Speaker 2: roll with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much, because it got like millions of views,
Speaker 3: that first one, the one that they couldn't even air
Speaker 3: on Sunrise. That's so funny now it's just been a
Speaker 3: running joke for ages.
Speaker 2: So that lives rent free in your head. Oh, absolutely,
Speaker 2: all right, if you have a pop culture moment that
Speaker 2: lives rent free in your brain.
Speaker 3: Because we always do this. It's like every gay house
Speaker 3: party ever is you just watch random shit on YouTube
Speaker 3: all the time and be like, oh my god, you
Speaker 3: remember this. Do you remember when fucking Chloe Kardashian was
Speaker 3: hosting The X Factor and called out Demi for not
Speaker 3: saying which one was the ship one in Little Mix
Speaker 3: or whatever that was called, What was the one that
Speaker 3: what's the girl group that Camila Cabao was in Fifth Harmony?
Speaker 3: Fifth Harmony? Yeah, Demi Levado said, one of you was great,
Speaker 3: the rest of you was shit and Klovera Kardashian's like, dummy, dummy,
Speaker 3: which one was good for you? And she didn't want
Speaker 3: to say, but it ended up being Camilla Cameo.
Speaker 2: Is that real? Can I get that up?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 2: I've never seen that. This is what you've never seen that.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Just look up Chloe Kardashian X Factor. It's such a
Speaker 3: weird moment where Kloa Kardashian, Demila Ato, and Camilla Cave
Speaker 3: when the same scenaria. And that's when you guys really shined.
Speaker 3: But I feel like tonight there was only one person
Speaker 3: that shined, and I really it didn't click for me tonight.
Speaker 2: Well thank you Demi. Who was the one that clicked
Speaker 2: for you? Demi?
Speaker 5: Well, next up we have my final contestant prey group.
Speaker 2: Demi, who was the one that clicked for you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: I'm they should figure that out on their own.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it right now, And.
Speaker 3: I think they should know so they know how to
Speaker 3: work better together.
Speaker 2: I think that they should just all figure out you, Okay,
Speaker 2: how'd you want it? Took a little interrogation.
Speaker 9: All shined Camella.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think I think you guys should all learn
Speaker 3: something from her.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I was saying that Kylie went in.
Speaker 2: I think we all Kloe I think we all shined.
Speaker 3: Oh, Camellia, I think we all shine.
Speaker 2: I think we all shined. That's That's another pop culture
Speaker 2: moment that lives in my head. Brindt Free when they
Speaker 2: interviewing the cost of Victorious, Yeah, what is she saying?
Speaker 2: And she goes another they go who sings most backstage?
Speaker 2: Behind the scenes, and everyone said, Oriana Arianna, I think
Speaker 2: we all seeing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. That's a perfect example. I think
Speaker 3: we all That sort of vibe is what we're going for.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have blamed me Live with the Camilla Cobao.
Speaker 2: That one's really good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so many X Factor ones live in my head
Speaker 3: rend for all.
Speaker 2: The top comment is Chloe was trying to expose the
Speaker 2: fact that Demi didn't know their name because she did
Speaker 2: she said that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hayden quotes fucking pop culture moments all the time, all
Speaker 2: the time, some that I don't even understand. I just
Speaker 2: laugh at.
Speaker 3: I love it when you realize where a moment came from,
Speaker 3: Like you hear a quote said over and over again,
Speaker 3: like for example, my friends used to quote Real House
Speaker 3: Lives of Melbourne all the time. Yeah, I didn't really
Speaker 3: understand the joke. But then I watched it and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, that's where it came from.
Speaker 3: Can I spock things like that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: And when it finally clicked, I'm like, oh, that's where
Speaker 3: it's from.
Speaker 2: That's really fun.
Speaker 3: And I swear half of my dad's vocabulary comes from Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: My parents told me they never liked friends, never liked Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: What did you guys watch?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like, what else is there? Fucking sixty minutes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why they they watch the news. Mum speaks
Speaker 2: like Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 3: Oh god, stand by, that's where I got it from. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's it you're listening to? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adulthood?
Speaker 3: All right now, Mitch. You know who we haven't heard
Speaker 3: from in quite a while?
Speaker 2: Jennet. She hasn't been here all days? Are you no?
Speaker 3: We heard from last week even longer. I'm talking about
Speaker 3: this guy.
Speaker 15: Hello, ro hit Roy, no fizzy drink for me to day,
Speaker 15: the fizzy drink guys from TikTok So if you're not familiar,
Speaker 15: his name is Roe hit Roy.
Speaker 3: His TikTok is all about his addiction to fizzy drink
Speaker 3: and he posts daily updates, telling.
Speaker 2: Us Hello, he's such a sweetheart.
Speaker 3: I know, and it's been years since Roe hit Last
Speaker 3: had a fizzy drink. In fact, he's just hit a
Speaker 3: massive milestone in his quitting fizzy drink journey. Should we
Speaker 3: get him on to celebrate?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it. Get him on, Daniel, please.
Speaker 6: Hello even more for me today.
Speaker 3: Here he is row hit Roy. Welcome back, Hiro here.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much, thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: Oh pleasure, Mitchell. Have you noticed he's got to glow up.
Speaker 2: He's got a brand new iPhone, he's got air pods in.
Speaker 2: That's a ralphlaur En polo shirt. His picture is clearer
Speaker 2: than ours.
Speaker 8: I'm so impressed, totally absolutely also probably healthier than ever.
Speaker 3: But now tell us row Here, you've had a big
Speaker 3: milestone with this no phizzy drink journey. What is it?
Speaker 3: What's the milestone?
Speaker 14: I have completed a thousand days of my no fizzy
Speaker 14: drinks journey last Sunday.
Speaker 3: One thousand days no fizzy.
Speaker 2: Drink, row here, not even not even a sip or
Speaker 2: a lick, not even a drop.
Speaker 3: Wow, God, I'm no good at maths. One thousand days
Speaker 3: What does that equate to? In like years?
Speaker 6: Two years three months something like that.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy, my god.
Speaker 3: I mean, do you even crave it anymore?
Speaker 14: No, I don't crave it anymore. Before I used to
Speaker 14: have so many phizzy drinks for thirty five plus years.
Speaker 14: For two years three months is still a short period
Speaker 14: of time as compared to that.
Speaker 6: But still that's a very big achievement for me.
Speaker 3: Oh totally.
Speaker 2: Have you actually noticed a difference in your health? Like
Speaker 2: have you dropped white? Do you feel better? Have you
Speaker 2: actually gone to the doctors and had your blood drawn
Speaker 2: and gone? What is the actual reason or the fixes
Speaker 2: that have happened.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, of course, Like even for a substantial change,
Speaker 14: you can see it without even going to the GP.
Speaker 6: Like when I started my No for the.
Speaker 14: Drik's Journey and weight loss journey, I started going to
Speaker 14: the gym. I lost weight as well, glow on the
Speaker 14: face physical and mental as well, like I can sleep
Speaker 14: better in the night.
Speaker 6: So everything happened.
Speaker 14: When I started my journey, I was one hundred three
Speaker 14: hundred four kilos something like that, but today I am
Speaker 14: eighty nine or ninety or something. Wow, it's a big
Speaker 14: it's a big difference.
Speaker 3: Well, good on you. I remember last time I spoke
Speaker 3: to you, you said that you had an addiction to
Speaker 3: phizy drink. That was the word you use because you
Speaker 3: know it is an addiction. And when it comes to
Speaker 3: over addiction, how long did it take for you to
Speaker 3: stop craving in the first place? Because my kryptonite is nicotine,
Speaker 3: I will say, And every time I found that, the
Speaker 3: first day or two without vapes, it's actually surprisingly fine.
Speaker 3: But then later in the week the cravings start to
Speaker 3: creep back in, and that's when the actual struggle happened.
Speaker 3: How long did it take until you didn't even crave
Speaker 3: busy drink at all?
Speaker 14: See, with addiction or stop cravings, there's no like a
Speaker 14: written rule or something like.
Speaker 6: You know, so you might have heard people saying if.
Speaker 14: You do it for twenty one days continuous, it becomes
Speaker 14: a habit or something like that, But it all depends
Speaker 14: on person to person, like every addiction is different, every
Speaker 14: intensity is different. So I tried putting to the drinks
Speaker 14: so many times before, even before you started posting videos
Speaker 14: on TikTok and everywhere else, but.
Speaker 6: Every time I failed. But then when I started.
Speaker 14: Posting videos on TikTok, I got so much support, so
Speaker 14: that support actually helped me getting rid of my addiction.
Speaker 14: And it was instant, like I didn't take even a
Speaker 14: few days.
Speaker 6: Like in the first.
Speaker 14: Video, I I will try to have one Phil drink
Speaker 14: every Sunday. If you remember the first videos I said,
Speaker 14: because I wasn't even I wasn't even sure at that
Speaker 14: time whether I can leave it for all the every day.
Speaker 14: But then that that never happened. I never had filter
Speaker 14: drink even on a Sunday.
Speaker 2: Well, Rohit, I know you told us when we first
Speaker 2: had you on way back when, but what was what
Speaker 2: was your crypt tonight? What was it? Full strength coke?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like all sorts of father drinks.
Speaker 14: I used to have any Figit drink and they are
Speaker 14: readily available everywhere, so any phyzy drink, because if I'm addicted, there's.
Speaker 6: No excuse, like I can find many excuses to find
Speaker 6: my item anyway.
Speaker 3: You know absolutely, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: That's where I went wrong. I should have jumped on
Speaker 3: TikTok and been like hello everyone, no nicotine for me today.
Speaker 2: That's what I've got a problem. I've got a problem. Well,
Speaker 2: you know what's funny, Rohit, you were like in my
Speaker 2: mind in this country, one of the first big TikTok
Speaker 2: viral sensations.
Speaker 3: I think so too. Like when I first downloaded the app,
Speaker 3: you were one of the first faces I saw.
Speaker 2: What has changed in your life from that same I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure you've had I'm sure you weren't doing interviews
Speaker 2: like you are now, like with us three years ago.
Speaker 2: So what else has changed? If you had a nice
Speaker 2: bit of cash on the side, do you do an
Speaker 2: influencer work?
Speaker 14: Not much cash? Like not many people give cash. I
Speaker 14: was the ambassador for w W wait Watchers for some time. Wow,
Speaker 14: So that was a big step as well.
Speaker 6: They helped me.
Speaker 14: I was using their program to lose weight further and
Speaker 14: all that. But the biggest change, which I will say
Speaker 14: because I became father nine months ago. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 14: the main biggest benefit is now I can look after
Speaker 14: my baby because I'm feeling healthy.
Speaker 6: So I can look after my baby girl in a
Speaker 6: better way.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember last time we spoke to you. It
Speaker 3: was October twenty twenty one, I think, and that was
Speaker 3: when you just announced that you had a baby on
Speaker 3: the way. So tell us about your little girl. How's
Speaker 3: she doing?
Speaker 14: Yeah, she's doing good today. Just today she turned nine
Speaker 14: months exactly. And when the baby was born, you.
Speaker 6: Know, the first days are very hectic in terms of
Speaker 6: waking up a few times at the middle of the night.
Speaker 14: But that's what I I compare myself with if I
Speaker 14: was if I had a baby before the start of
Speaker 14: my now visitings journey, that would have been so hard because.
Speaker 6: That time I was addicted, fat and lazy and all that.
Speaker 14: But since now everything changed, that's the biggest accomplishment I have.
Speaker 3: I remember you were also telling us about your daily
Speaker 3: meditation practices last time. I imagine it might be a bit
Speaker 3: harder to fit in the daily meditation and you've got
Speaker 3: a bloody baby to take care of.
Speaker 14: Yeah, And I have mentioned this before as well, that
Speaker 14: I like doing meditation every day, even five minutes or
Speaker 14: ten minutes. Yeah. But I did mention that as well,
Speaker 14: that meditation is not just sitting and focusing on breathing.
Speaker 6: That's not just the one way.
Speaker 14: The other way is and that's what Buddha said, you know, Buddha,
Speaker 14: that's where the meditation came from. And he actually said
Speaker 14: that if you can't just sit and do the counting
Speaker 14: of breathing or focus on breathing. Even if you're doing something,
Speaker 14: just do it with full focus and concentration, and that
Speaker 14: becomes the meditation, you know what.
Speaker 3: I remember you saying that, and it stuck with me
Speaker 3: every day. If I think she han't a time to
Speaker 3: meditate today, even if I'm driving, I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 3: what was right? HiT's advice again. Just you know, whatever
Speaker 3: you're doing, kind of have a moment, take breath, throw
Speaker 3: of him in the shower, focus on the temperature of
Speaker 3: the water, little things like that. It really helped, actually,
Speaker 3: so I really should thank you for that.
Speaker 6: No, thank you.
Speaker 14: I do that actually whenever I hold my baby, and
Speaker 14: obviously baby is very important anyway, but I have just
Speaker 14: made a habit from the very beginning if I'm handling
Speaker 14: the baby, no mobile, no phone, no books, no TV, nothing,
Speaker 14: one hundred percent focus on the baby. So that becomes
Speaker 14: a meditation again because my full focus is on the baby.
Speaker 2: Oh, bro, that's beautiful. Out of all the things you've
Speaker 2: achieved in the last three years, it's his baby girl
Speaker 2: that is the biggestness. Yes, isn't that cute?
Speaker 3: And will you be giving her fizzy drink at any
Speaker 3: point in her life.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she can have.
Speaker 14: As many phizy drinks as she wants or whatever she
Speaker 14: wants to do. I don't want to impose my routine
Speaker 14: or my journey to her, so it's up to her
Speaker 14: whatever she wants to do. All I will say to
Speaker 14: her is don't get addicted to anything. But she can
Speaker 14: try everything.
Speaker 3: So I'd be giving her any red fuzzy drinks to
Speaker 3: go feral.
Speaker 2: I wasn't allowed row hit. I was a non I
Speaker 2: was a cordial boy growing up, and that shows worse.
Speaker 3: That's probably worse to make you.
Speaker 1: Go, Carol.
Speaker 2: I know it was. I know, and it will listen
Speaker 2: your journey row here. Thank you for coming back on
Speaker 2: the podcast. I'm sure we'll get you back when it's
Speaker 2: you know, two thousand days and your your seventy five kilos.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 14: I'm going to start some new journeys as well, So
Speaker 14: when I will announce them, I will not yet. I'm
Speaker 14: going to India very soon, but once i'll come back
Speaker 14: from India in April, I will announce.
Speaker 6: Some new journeys and maybe we can have a cat
Speaker 6: again that time.
Speaker 3: Of course, I'm curious about that. Is it another quitting something.
Speaker 14: I don't have any other addiction to quit, but it
Speaker 14: will be more related to.
Speaker 6: The weight laws and more healthy regime and the protagra.
Speaker 2: Here is perfect. That was that was his one floor,
Speaker 2: the pizzy dreams, and now he has he's reached his
Speaker 2: reach perfection. I can't wait to see Rowhead. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll be keeping an eye out the TikTok handle
Speaker 3: to follow with Roe Hit Roy.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Great to see you again.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Great to catch up.
Speaker 6: Say row here, thank you. By all right.
Speaker 2: We should go, let's get out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 6: Hey.
Speaker 3: You know we were talking before about my maca's training
Speaker 3: in the drive through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we were always.
Speaker 3: Trained to say if someone orders a meal like meeting
Speaker 3: big backmeal, our training was to say coke for the drink,
Speaker 3: so people like ro Hit would be there like nap.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, so true, because apparently that speeds up
Speaker 3: the process rather than saying what drink would you like?
Speaker 3: Because then they am a R and go maybe. But
Speaker 3: if you'd just say coke for the drink, they'll just go.
Speaker 3: That'll do.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I assumed it was like a sponsored thing like Coke
Speaker 2: for the drink was paid for by Coke.
Speaker 3: Now it's just the most popular by far. To be honest, really,
Speaker 3: I would people always bite back though, if you say
Speaker 3: coke for the drink, they'll go no Sprite.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm that kind of person, Like I never
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 3: Coconut sugar please no A large caramel frappe a please?
Speaker 2: No? No Sprite no sugar is may now go to drink.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with it.
Speaker 3: You know my feelings on these, I know, but I'm hooked.
Speaker 2: I told you, I think it's like a fucking streaming service,
Speaker 2: the whole, all the different Spripe varieties that have been
Speaker 2: a lot of Spripe plus Sprite now Sprite on demand.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with Sprite no sugar. It tastes like it
Speaker 2: actually right video, especially with Sprite with ice in it.
Speaker 2: It does taste like full strength Sprite.
Speaker 3: I'm in my can era. You can't beat Sprite or
Speaker 3: anything in a can.
Speaker 2: Oh. I'm with you. I love a can.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 2: It's the best feeling and you get it all out
Speaker 2: of a can, like you just get every last drop
Speaker 2: from a can. Very satisfying.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, anyway, we should go. We're rambling on.
Speaker 2: We're waffling. We will see you guys, next week. Give
Speaker 2: us a five star review if you love the show
Speaker 2: and hit us up on socials if you've got an
Speaker 2: is it just you of your own and we'll get
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Speaker 3: Yeah, catch you next week.
Speaker 2: Bye, bab see you guys.
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Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit fullow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add Deprief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 3: the end, we pretend that the show's over and then
Speaker 3: we just keep talking. Nothing is planned here.
Speaker 2: It brought structure whatsoever. You brought me another protein ball?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not the boostoice ones that just popped over
Speaker 3: the road to the cafe.
Speaker 2: Even know, something really random, desicated coconut doesn't exist in
Speaker 2: the United States. When no does it?
Speaker 3: Does it? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, you know the coconut flakes that we get desicated coconut, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it doesn't exist. When I lived in America, I wanted
Speaker 2: to make I don't fucking no ice vovos or some bullshit.
Speaker 2: I couldn't find.
Speaker 3: Any week ice vovos, So I was making.
Speaker 2: Something that needed Oh no, it's little crackles. It was,
Speaker 2: you know, little cracklings. Yeah, yeah, anyway, I wanted to
Speaker 2: desicate a coconut. It didn't exist. Doesn't exist.
Speaker 3: But you also claim that an apple has the same
Speaker 3: caffeine as a full one of coffee. Like, are you
Speaker 3: going to google this and be like, actually, no, you
Speaker 3: can get desicated coconut in the US.
Speaker 2: I've gotta google it desicated coconut Walmart. It's not real.
Speaker 3: Maybe they have a different word for it.
Speaker 2: Actually, you make a really good point. Why and Noah?
Speaker 2: Is it just me on the fly or are there
Speaker 2: no other desicated products? I want dessicated carrot?
Speaker 3: What if I just google desicated and then see what
Speaker 3: comes up on Google?
Speaker 2: Okay, what is it? I'm imagining it means shredded.
Speaker 3: Desicated coconut, GMS, disk liver tablets.
Speaker 2: Ew Okay, Like I imagine going on a grinderdate, going
Speaker 2: on on a grind a date, and I desicated that butt. Oh.
Speaker 3: No, desicated means having had all moisture removed.
Speaker 2: Dried out, oh, dehydrated.
Speaker 3: Yes, so you had a desicated possum in the wall
Speaker 3: of your classroom, lacking vitality or interest.
Speaker 2: Oh, I desicated?
Speaker 3: History of ideas.
Speaker 2: Because a Jenner is a desiccated person.
Speaker 3: Because she's dry and Hagen the nuns desica. Oh no,
Speaker 3: I won't say that.
Speaker 2: Desicated coconut. Wow, I had no idea.
Speaker 3: This means it's dried out.
Speaker 2: Give me something else and I'll see if it can
Speaker 2: come in desiccated form.
Speaker 3: M I've currently got a desicated lily plant at my place,
Speaker 3: and but how much I fucking worter it? It will
Speaker 3: not grow dry as.
Speaker 2: Fu desicated beef.
Speaker 3: You don't want dry beef. Yuck, that's jerky. Ah, didn't
Speaker 3: you have.
Speaker 2: Like a weird period where you're obsessed with jerky?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Am I thinking of someone else?
Speaker 3: Who are you thinking of?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I had a friend that was obsessed
Speaker 2: with jerky for a period at.
Speaker 3: All, not me. Never. What if instead of saying that
Speaker 3: my parents are going through a drought, they're like, we've
Speaker 3: got desiccated land. It's so dry out here.
Speaker 2: Mitchell Comb's known for his desicated wit. Walmart doesn't have
Speaker 2: desicated coconut, so I stand true.
Speaker 3: What about bucker it. I've run out of milk, so
Speaker 3: I've got no milk to put on my wheat pish.
Speaker 3: I'll run to the shop and get some. No, it's fine,
Speaker 3: I'll have them desiccated desicated wheat pics. Ew. I remember,
Speaker 3: I can't think of anything worse that would kill your throat.
Speaker 3: Trying to swallow a desiccated wheat pick.
Speaker 2: Would desicate your throat.
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, sounds like defecate defecated cocaine.
Speaker 2: No thanks, Well that be me in about four hours
Speaker 2: after his protest moves through. I had a neighbor growing
Speaker 2: up who had her dad passed away, and I remember
Speaker 2: when they moved in, We're like, oh, you know you
Speaker 2: have a dad, and she would no, he's deceased. And
Speaker 2: I had never heard that word before, and I thought
Speaker 2: he I thought it, man, he was decapitated. Oh so
Speaker 2: for years, I'm like, my neighbor's dad was decapitated.
Speaker 3: And you just never saw him because he couldn't leave
Speaker 3: the house. Is that what you thought?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh no, no, I thought he died. Oh I thought
Speaker 2: he was decapitated. I mean, I don't think you can
Speaker 2: live through one.
Speaker 3: Oh you meant like I had a limb removed.
Speaker 2: No, not like head removed. Ah, I thought like he
Speaker 2: had his head chopped off.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a fucking way to go out.
Speaker 2: I know that's what I thought. I thought, God, she's
Speaker 2: pretty happy for someone whose dad was decapitated.
Speaker 3: I remember being really scared going to quet the Coon
Speaker 3: and they had that guillotine. The guillotine, yes, and obviously
Speaker 3: it wouldn't actually decapitate a child. That's a bit fucking whack.
Speaker 3: You can't do that. Yeah, but you're just going this
Speaker 3: guillotine and the blade would stop right at the back
Speaker 3: of your neck and then do of wind. So you
Speaker 3: felt it. And even then I was too scared to
Speaker 3: do it. What a little bit I do it now?
Speaker 3: Obviously I do it now.
Speaker 2: Hayten and I were at quest A Con a month ago.
Speaker 3: Tell you that you were a grown ass adult. What
Speaker 3: were you doing a question con?
Speaker 2: If you would not go to Quester Coon if you
Speaker 2: were in Canberra.
Speaker 3: I did, but it's because I had a friend from
Speaker 3: the UK visiting and I was like, watch some really
Speaker 3: daggy tourist shit I can do while he's here. Obviously
Speaker 3: going to Questicona camera. It was one of them.
Speaker 2: It's shit now, Questa Conn was not the same. I
Speaker 2: did enjoy it, though.
Speaker 3: I used to fucking love Camber. I still do in
Speaker 3: a way. I could easily live there. Not now, but
Speaker 3: like you know, later in life, because it's a short
Speaker 3: drive slash flight to Sydney if I want to get
Speaker 3: amongst it. It's gorgeous, but it's a gorgeous, well laid out,
Speaker 3: calm city.
Speaker 2: I loved Canberra, and maybe it's because I'm such a
Speaker 2: Sydney boy, but I said the same when I came
Speaker 2: back from Adelaide, I was like, I love Adelaide. I
Speaker 2: think any city that I go to that is just
Speaker 2: different to Sydney. I'm in love with no.
Speaker 3: But most people are like no, I just love the
Speaker 3: hustle and bustle of Sydney. It's too quiet and Adelaide
Speaker 3: and Camera. I'm like, what the fuck is good about
Speaker 3: hustle and bustle? Also Sydney hardly has it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good call. Sydney is a bit.
Speaker 3: Drab, especially the CBD. Oh the CBD, it's so desiccated.
Speaker 3: It makes sense.
Speaker 2: Catered of life and culture.
Speaker 3: Have you got something that lives in your head? Rent free,
Speaker 3: don't do it now?
Speaker 2: Pop culture moments. Oh, I'll think of what I've got.
Speaker 2: Plenty great love a Wendy Williams momenter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her face, that sort of thing. Votress, did you fink?
Speaker 2: Caress?
Speaker 3: Just fainting that that stupid costume James the Statue of Liberty. Yeah,
Speaker 3: death to all of them, Death to all of them.
Speaker 3: I just remember when when again we're blowing our load here.
Speaker 3: We should have been saving this for the segment. But
Speaker 3: remember when Wendy was announcing the judging panel on Massinger
Speaker 3: Australia and she just opened with so lends it's got
Speaker 3: a new job. And then she was saying all the
Speaker 3: other people, She's like, you've got radio DG Jackie, Oh,
Speaker 3: you've got Kylie's sister and Steve Steve Hughes Hughesy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, imagine being called Kylie's sister.
Speaker 2: Fuck, that's funny, was it, Denny? I forget that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kyi's sister.
Speaker 2: This is my favorite. It's six seconds. It'll never make
Speaker 2: the segment. This is the best from Wendy Williams. Ready
Speaker 2: have you heard? Oh she passed away. Oh yeah, she
Speaker 2: moves on. She passed away.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, that's good.
Speaker 2: Oh I love it.
Speaker 3: No more, save it for the segment.
Speaker 2: Oh oh all.
Speaker 3: Right, now anyway, forget it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fantastic. Wendy's not will help the moment. Have
Speaker 2: you seen the tiktoks of Wendy. No, she's not well.
Speaker 2: She's she's on a psychiatric recess.
Speaker 3: Oh I knew that part, but I haven't seen her recently.
Speaker 2: She's in a conservative ship. Oh for fuck, I know,
Speaker 2: haven't we learned.
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: I know. It's really sad. She's not she's not mentally well.
Speaker 2: There was one of her walking through the street and she'
Speaker 2: said come coming back to TV. I'm gonna be back
Speaker 2: on TV. And it's like, you click your way to
Speaker 2: ever go back on TV. No, that's not fair. Hopefully
Speaker 2: she gets back on TV.
Speaker 3: I heard that Kara Delavine took herself off to rehab
Speaker 3: because she thought that video of her just like walking
Speaker 3: so erratically around the airport.
Speaker 2: You know that video, I've seen that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, n She apparently she saw that hat footage
Speaker 3: back and went, oh shit, actually you're kidding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know that. Is that new news? New news,
Speaker 2: the old news, the whole news? Interesting? Well, I Mitch
Speaker 2: got a new TV inspired by you because I went
Speaker 2: to your house and I was sosed with your picture quality.
Speaker 2: I set up, we moved anyway. It's one of those
Speaker 2: fantastic it's a smart TV. But my old TV was
Speaker 2: like standard English smart. But this new TV is advanced
Speaker 2: English smart.
Speaker 3: Almost too smart.
Speaker 2: It's almost so intelligent. I logged it in and it's
Speaker 2: got AI like at the volume adjust to what's happening
Speaker 2: in the house.
Speaker 3: Oh, I hate that.
Speaker 2: So I'm cooking dinner and it will get louder because
Speaker 2: it knows that I'm doing things that that are loud
Speaker 2: and obstructing my hearing, so it'll make the TV louder.
Speaker 3: Nah, I don't like to relinquish control to the technology
Speaker 3: like that. I'm like, no, you're still wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it annoyed me. Hating and I were watching drag
Speaker 2: Race and we both laughed out loud, and then it
Speaker 2: was like, oh right, ladies, time for the next child.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, keep it down, Shut up, RuPaul, keep
Speaker 2: it down.
Speaker 3: Is that right? My smart TV is anything but smart.
Speaker 3: There's no point in using these things to try and
Speaker 3: make your life easier because in the time it takes
Speaker 3: you to make it work, you could have just done
Speaker 3: it yourself. I'll be like, okay, Google, can you please
Speaker 3: turn the light on? And she'll be like, I'm having
Speaker 3: trouble connecting to the line. I could have just fucking
Speaker 3: hit the switch.
Speaker 2: At this point, I always I've got the Phillips Hugh
Speaker 2: and I'm like, hey, Siri, he turn my bedroom lights off?
Speaker 2: Hang on a second, working on it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, ah.
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 3: She didn't hear back from your devices. Course she didn't
Speaker 3: have you even plugged them into the new place yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got a lot of boxes, got half dining table,
Speaker 2: got our fridge delivered yesterday, and then we don't have
Speaker 2: a new fridg Yeah. They got an ice maker, fuck
Speaker 2: gos ice make out, a filtered water machine.
Speaker 3: I really wanted all that, but my fridge hole isn't
Speaker 3: big enough, so I had to get I had to
Speaker 3: measure the hole and then get a fridge. Accordingly, it's tiny.
Speaker 2: Tell what you call Seawan's Did you do you have
Speaker 2: a tap in the bag? Like can you plummet? No?
Speaker 2: We didn't think we could, And then we looked in
Speaker 2: and there was one, and we both danced around the house.
Speaker 2: I know, it's really bougie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know if you put like wine in there
Speaker 3: instead of water, you can just get cold wine whenever
Speaker 3: you want. Actually that doesn't interest you, does it not?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: None of them had love it. Oh God, I think
Speaker 2: I want to start getting back into one red, one red,
Speaker 2: one red or one white.
Speaker 8: You know, I say, one red will put you to sleep.
Speaker 8: If that's what you're after, that's all I need. But
Speaker 8: do you know, like just one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm familiar with the concept, but I have not
Speaker 3: practiced it. Yeah, just one, And I.
Speaker 2: Don't want people to think.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: The thing that's annoyed me about when going I've been
Speaker 2: going to heaps of events and people are like, oh,
Speaker 2: do you want to drink? I know, I don't really drink.
Speaker 2: Oh what happened? Okay, people automatically assumed that I lost
Speaker 2: control of a vehicle and ran into a preschool. It's
Speaker 2: always so, oh wow, what happened to you? Someone said to
Speaker 2: me at Mardi Gras. Do you mind me asking why?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now, I don't fucking mind. I just don't like drinking.
Speaker 2: Is I think the culture in this country is drink
Speaker 2: get wasted.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, drinking to get drunk is a problem that's
Speaker 3: some people, a lot of people actually, of course experience.
Speaker 3: But it's annoying for me because I'm drinking way less
Speaker 3: than I used to. Yeah, but on the days that
Speaker 3: I don't drink at all, I'd be like, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: going to thank myself for this. Later, I'm going to
Speaker 3: wake up feeling so clear minded and amazing because they
Speaker 3: didn't have a drop of alcohol last night. And then
Speaker 3: I wake up the next morning, I'm like, I still
Speaker 3: have a headache. Yes, he wasn't even rewarding having no alcohol.
Speaker 3: I could have had a wine and woken up feeling
Speaker 3: exactly the.
Speaker 2: Same and just fucking adults. Now, Yes, I wake up
Speaker 2: and a crack an ake. Oh it's hellish aging. I'm
Speaker 2: twenty eight this year.
Speaker 3: Ah yeah, yeah in September.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're twenty seven very soon.
Speaker 3: Not too soon, no not, I thank you joking. It's
Speaker 3: a joke, not too soon, but it will creep up
Speaker 3: on its twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're twenty six now. Yeah. Fuck, we're getting
Speaker 2: close to thirty.
Speaker 3: I've heard everyone in their thirty say that life is
Speaker 3: better in their thirties. I hope they're fucking right.
Speaker 2: I interviewed Michelle Vassage from Rippo's Drag Race yesterday, and
Speaker 2: she said the best part of her the best moments
Speaker 2: in her life have all come from forty.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think I think I'll make a fabulous
Speaker 3: forty year old.
Speaker 2: You'll be a grea I've already got the.
Speaker 3: Energy of a forty year old. Likes. Once I'm actually there,
Speaker 3: it'll be perfect.
Speaker 2: Do you think that when you get forty, your energy
Speaker 2: will be sixty?
Speaker 3: Probably I'm just twenty years ahead of time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why our teachers like just growing up, because
Speaker 2: we had old souls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably true.
Speaker 2: Let's try to get those teachers on.
Speaker 3: I wrote yours down. You might have to look me
Speaker 3: at face as Wench hasle.
Speaker 2: I'm going to google.
Speaker 3: I just I don't know what it was that has
Speaker 3: had this feeling in my clip that she's the sort
Speaker 3: of person I could take gay clubbing, you know, like
Speaker 3: even though she's my teacher and we can't. Like, I
Speaker 3: just had this feeling. I was like, yeah, no, she's
Speaker 3: she's a lit bitch.
Speaker 2: Catherine Norfolk still friends are good. Look at a isn't
Speaker 2: that the face that you'd come out to?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Actually, I was picturing someone way way older than that. Really,
Speaker 3: you know, you're based off your description, she looks like
Speaker 3: fucking one of those annoying brunette fresh outer UNI teachers
Speaker 3: that you would see on summer high time. You know,
Speaker 3: that bitch that was always picking on Jonah.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about this. That's my year adviser that.
Speaker 3: I met, Missus Moyman. No, that's exactly what I pictured. Yeah,
Speaker 3: my career advisor, Missus Allen. I remember her trying to
Speaker 3: help me decide what avenues to go down. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: she was looking at my report card and going subject
Speaker 3: by subject like okay, science, maths, English. She goes, you, no,
Speaker 3: there's no clear answer to me, because you don't excel
Speaker 3: at anything. Oh and I was like, thanks, you don't
Speaker 3: excel at anything. I just had average marks for everything.
Speaker 3: None of them were above average until missus Hassel came
Speaker 3: along and maybe an excellent English student.
Speaker 2: Well, all careers advisor is paid off by the trades
Speaker 2: union because for folk. No, they never I said I
Speaker 2: want to get to media. Don't do it, mate, Now
Speaker 2: get your trade, get an apprenticeship and you'll be right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Why were they always pushing trades on me? I'm like,
Speaker 3: don't be ridiculous, Missus Allen.
Speaker 2: Just because you could be the never be the weather
Speaker 2: man on Sunrise, mister b doesn't mean I can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Missus Allen told me that, Oh, there's no point
Speaker 3: in even trying to get into media unless you have
Speaker 3: a double degree to separate you from the rest of
Speaker 3: the crowd that just have a media degree or a
Speaker 3: journalism degree. Goes you'll have to do a double degree
Speaker 3: in media and law, and I was like, fuck that.
Speaker 2: Can I just say not one person that I've ever
Speaker 2: worked with has any of that.
Speaker 3: No, I'm really annoyed it actually because fucking missus Allen
Speaker 3: had me prepare this like portfolio. I think it's just
Speaker 3: a folding it with the plastic sleeves in it. It
Speaker 3: was a fold up full of all my certificates, my resume,
Speaker 3: references and stuff, so that any job interviews I go to,
Speaker 3: I could, you know, sit down in the room, just
Speaker 3: go here's my portfolio if you'd like to have a
Speaker 3: look a little flick through. No one's ever asked for it,
Speaker 3: and it's absolutely gorgeous. I worked day and night to
Speaker 3: make that thing beautiful. No one's ever asked to see it.
Speaker 2: Do you still have it? I'd love to probably, could
Speaker 2: you bring it in. I'd love to Readah, it's.
Speaker 3: Got my like I said, my resume, all these written references.
Speaker 3: There's even one for ben Fordham in there. You're kidding,
Speaker 3: no one ever?
Speaker 8: Kids?
Speaker 2: Do you know what we should do for next week.
Speaker 2: We should both bring in one of our reports. Just
Speaker 2: try to find something because I want to read the note,
Speaker 2: because the note was always what my parents cared about.
Speaker 2: The marks were terrible, but the notes were always Mitchell
Speaker 2: is a star student.
Speaker 3: If Mitchell applied himself for once, oh that's what I
Speaker 3: always got. I'm like, oh, well watch me.
Speaker 2: Not if Mitchell stopped gossiping with the women in the class.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I wasn't even doing that. I was just
Speaker 3: sitting there like a vegetable, going what's going on?
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I love to chat. Anyway, Let's bring our report card
Speaker 2: in next week.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I'm just messaging my mother right now.
Speaker 2: Oh, my mom will have it, mamill have it framed.
Speaker 2: Why you know my parents supporting anything. I do a
Speaker 2: solid shit and I get a fucking gift card.
Speaker 3: That's so true. They'd have a barbecue to sell. Break
Speaker 3: you're having a solid stool now.
Speaker 2: We went to Sea Level, the local seafood restaurant in
Speaker 2: the Shire, or anytime we succeeded. And then Hayden got
Speaker 2: his job at TikTok and they went, let's take you
Speaker 2: to Sea Level. So Hayden got a sea level dinner.
Speaker 2: Even he knows. It's the metric of success in my family.
Speaker 3: See that's nice. I didn't have any of that shit.
Speaker 3: They would obviously say, oh, well done, we're proud of you.
Speaker 2: But you know I wanted a party, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: come to sea level sea level?
Speaker 3: Hold on the.
Speaker 2: Problem with it is it is sea level. And whenever
Speaker 2: there's severe floods.
Speaker 3: Well, sea level at what point because the tides changed?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, good call.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I see that looks pretty fuck it looks xy.
Speaker 3: Must be nice.
Speaker 2: It is a little We always get a seafood platter.
Speaker 2: It is sea level. Yeah, they flooded. It was awful.
Speaker 2: I think there's footage of them actually at sea level.
Speaker 2: They should use that in their marketing. That's quite funny.
Speaker 3: They've got one of those tornado signs. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: three hundred days above sea level.
Speaker 2: Since all right, shall we go?
Speaker 3: Oh if you want us up to here, well, oh
Speaker 3: all right, then let's head home. But we hope this
Speaker 3: podcast make you feel at least three percent better. It's
Speaker 3: all just three percent, so we do.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you for filling in the plane.
Speaker 3: I had to. Yeah, Jenna ditched us again.
Speaker 2: She had some sort of. Jones and Amanda Athon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Jonesy's getting it, Amanda's getting a hit replaced.
Speaker 3: And Jann's donating.
Speaker 2: Jenna's given her rotator cuff because she was born with three.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see you next week. Thank you for listening.
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