Speaker 1: Laura, come on in.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the pickup Follow Australia.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hi guy.
Speaker 2: Into our chemistry house today. Great savings every day. I
Speaker 2: just thought I saw a Hickey on Britney Hockey's next
Speaker 2: like a.
Speaker 3: Boyfriend lives in Scotland FaceTime.
Speaker 2: Can you wonders these days? You have that phone on
Speaker 2: your neck for a little bit.
Speaker 3: That's a heat that's doesn't anything on my neck.
Speaker 4: Mixt you're trying to make something. There's nothing on my neck.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Britney Hickley, Brittany Hickley.
Speaker 3: Stop it. There's not a single thing there I could have.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Hockey Hickley, My my sister Sherry is staying
Speaker 4: with me at the moment. She's on she's in transition.
Speaker 4: She's moving overseas for the next two years with her
Speaker 4: husband Jay. So they've crashed in mind for a while
Speaker 4: because at homeless. But this morning I witnessed something that
Speaker 4: I just thought was absolutely hilarious, something you've probably done, Mitch.
Speaker 4: We were unpacking the groceries. We have grocery shopping. You know,
Speaker 4: you can get different nuts and chocolates and stuff in
Speaker 4: the little plastic bags and you put the barcat on
Speaker 4: the scoot mix.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the help yourself so.
Speaker 4: You can have this huge bag or small bag. Anyway,
Speaker 4: Sherry was unpacking the groceries and she went healthy leather
Speaker 4: into the scoop bag to pull out what she thought
Speaker 4: was a coconut rough chocolate. Oh yeah, nice, Well it was,
Speaker 4: in fact, which she learnt very quickly, I had gotten
Speaker 4: Delilah some pure liver treats raw liver tree because the
Speaker 4: dog trees also have a help yourself scoof pix. So
Speaker 4: she put this whole giant liver tree in her mouth,
Speaker 4: projective on to straight into the ground because it smells
Speaker 4: like pure awful.
Speaker 5: But guess how silky smooth her hair is going to
Speaker 5: be beautiful, very She's very shiny.
Speaker 2: I'm more offend of the brit said Mitch. This is
Speaker 2: something that you.
Speaker 3: Might which is also confused. You don't strike me as
Speaker 3: a dog food eat No, no, not to.
Speaker 2: The fancy feace cat section.
Speaker 3: No, you've eaten dog food.
Speaker 4: You've told me.
Speaker 2: Let's start the show. Listen, the dating game in this
Speaker 2: country has gotten so bad. Imagine having to fly over
Speaker 2: to the US to meet a pen pow that you've
Speaker 2: been talking to who is serving time in a federal prison.
Speaker 3: Oh look, long distance is bad enough, but that is
Speaker 3: just grim.
Speaker 2: It's on the way here at the pickup around the country.
Speaker 2: If you want to go to the King's Coronation in
Speaker 2: the UK as well your tickets to fly to London
Speaker 2: in the next fifteen minutes. It's the pickup with Britt,
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Speaker 5: Ask Now, Ask Guncart is a segment that we do
Speaker 5: every week on Life on Can't. It's where you guys
Speaker 5: ride in with your deep you're dark and you're burning questions.
Speaker 5: But we actually have someone on the line today who
Speaker 5: has called in with a real dilemma.
Speaker 2: Hi, you're needing our help. What are you hi?
Speaker 1: Guys, Yes, hi, Hi, I think bring me on. I
Speaker 1: definitely need some advice and your help. So my boyfriend
Speaker 1: and I are just sort of going through a bit
Speaker 1: of a rough patch at the moment. Basically, when I
Speaker 1: started seeing him, I was a bit of a gym
Speaker 1: rat going every day really into my body because I
Speaker 1: haven't had the best self esteem, and he's just been
Speaker 1: I haven't been going as much lately because I've just
Speaker 1: been doing uniful time. I put on a little bit
Speaker 1: of weight, and he's actually been quite critical of my
Speaker 1: body and the fact that I'm not going to the
Speaker 1: gym like as much as I used to. So I'm
Speaker 1: in a real like weird.
Speaker 3: Place that how long have you guys been together for
Speaker 3: We've been.
Speaker 1: Together for like two years? Just about what's this.
Speaker 4: When you say he's being critical? What are we talking here?
Speaker 4: Do you have an example?
Speaker 1: He so basically saying, oh, like what, why why aren't
Speaker 1: you going in the gym as much? And is Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's asking me and if am I getting too
Speaker 1: comfortable like in the relationship. So I'm like, oh, like no,
Speaker 1: I'm just quite stressed out trying to just basically live
Speaker 1: a busy life. So he's just sort of made little
Speaker 1: sly comments about that, and then also like, oh, you
Speaker 1: don't look you know, it's not what I signed up for.
Speaker 5: Basically, get at has he made any comments about your
Speaker 5: physical appearance more so than just like, oh, you know,
Speaker 5: you're not being as active recently? But has he made
Speaker 5: any comments that like directly a criticizing the way you look,
Speaker 5: you know, the fact that you put on weight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I've got like my favorite like pair of jeans,
Speaker 1: but I you know those genes that just make you
Speaker 1: look so hot. Yeah, I've worn I've worn them basically
Speaker 1: since the day I've met him because I'm like one
Speaker 1: of my staples and I'm basically struggling to get into
Speaker 1: them and you know, I'm just sort of hanging out
Speaker 1: of them a bit. And he made a comment about that, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you don't look like they don't look that good. Should
Speaker 1: you get maybe new genes? And I'm like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: what's that true?
Speaker 2: He needs to go? She has?
Speaker 4: He has?
Speaker 2: He has he made any other comments like directly towards
Speaker 2: your way?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has. He's basically said, I'm not as attractive
Speaker 1: to you as much as we started dating, and he's like,
Speaker 1: it's kind of obviously put on a few kilos and.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's been brutal to say the least.
Speaker 4: Well, firstly, I mean, I hope you don't take that
Speaker 4: to heart, because that is really shit on his behalf.
Speaker 4: And like we all know we don't base our worth
Speaker 4: on if we fit into our favorite pair of jeans anymore.
Speaker 5: But also everyone fluctuates, what is he gonna think You're
Speaker 5: gonna stay the same size for the rest of your relationship.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the thing. I obviously didn't know what I
Speaker 1: was signing up for, and him being so critical.
Speaker 2: Well, you're not signing up for anything. It's a relationship,
Speaker 2: but you're like not getting a car Loan. I'm assuming
Speaker 2: he's the picture of health and he's got a six
Speaker 2: pack and he's fully obviously Jason. Yeah, of course, I'm
Speaker 2: sure he's it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, he likes to work out and be active,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't have.
Speaker 6: A sick like he's not.
Speaker 1: He's not the fittest guy in the world. So I
Speaker 1: think that's where I struggle with it.
Speaker 4: It has a changed physically, in the chemistry and stuff
Speaker 4: like that, Like do you think he's back?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, but that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: No matter what's happened. You need to leave him. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You need to get out of that relationship.
Speaker 2: She needs to be with someone that can respect her,
Speaker 2: regardless of her size, big or small.
Speaker 5: Do you know what Shelley, how okay where you are
Speaker 5: in terms of this conversation with him? Because I would
Speaker 5: love to I mean, I would love to speak to him.
Speaker 5: I would love to kind of understand whether this is
Speaker 5: something that he thinks is a deal breaker in your relationship.
Speaker 5: But also I kind of want to tell him what
Speaker 5: we think about this and how outrageous it is for
Speaker 5: him to have control over the way you look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's kind of scary because i'd But.
Speaker 4: Are you happy for the Pickup'll be very.
Speaker 2: Why don't we talk to you off air. Let's get
Speaker 2: his number and then we can.
Speaker 4: Call him after the break.
Speaker 2: If your comfortable, Shelley, let's come back and let's give
Speaker 2: him a piece of piece of our mind.
Speaker 1: I think we've got to do it.
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 1: His name is Jack.
Speaker 3: Your name's Jack, and you've got a girl friendnamed Shelley.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll return with that next Here the pick up.
Speaker 2: It's the pick up Thursday afternoon, Britt, Laura and Mitch
Speaker 2: headed to chemist whare House today. Great savings every day.
Speaker 2: If you're just tuning in, we didn't ask guncut moments
Speaker 2: ago on the show where we let our listeners write
Speaker 2: into us a question, an issue they're facing in their life,
Speaker 2: and we give them advice on the air. Sometimes it hits,
Speaker 2: sometimes it misses.
Speaker 5: Now we have Shelley on the line as she called
Speaker 5: up because her boyfriend has been very critical about her
Speaker 5: weight since she's stopped going to the gym. You know,
Speaker 5: life gets in the ways sometimes and you can't be
Speaker 5: as active as what you used to be. And it
Speaker 5: seems as though he's been giving her a bit of
Speaker 5: an ultimatum in terms of her weight.
Speaker 2: Well, he told her he's not as attracted to her
Speaker 2: anymore now that she's bigger.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, So we did what any normal person would
Speaker 4: do when we decided to call him.
Speaker 2: Shelley's here. Hey, Shelley, Hey, guys, just want to make
Speaker 2: sure you're okay if we patch Jack through and we asked,
Speaker 2: what's going on? Where is the heads at?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's okay. I'm a little man, but I think no, it's.
Speaker 4: Good, all right, all right, hold on line Jackie there. Yeah, Jack, Hi,
Speaker 4: we are from the pick up. We have been speaking
Speaker 4: to your partner, your lovely partner, Shelley, live on the air,
Speaker 4: but you are live on air.
Speaker 6: What's going on?
Speaker 4: Well, you tell us because Shelley has just said that
Speaker 4: you have a bit of a problem with her gaining
Speaker 4: a bit of weight lately because she hasn't been going
Speaker 4: to the gym too much. So we just thought that
Speaker 4: we wanted to get your take on what was happening.
Speaker 6: Look, you know, like when you sort of, hey, Shelley, look,
Speaker 6: when you sign up, come on, hold on a minute,
Speaker 6: when you sign up for a relationship, you sort of
Speaker 6: you think you know what you're getting and then things
Speaker 6: sort of just change over time, which is like fine,
Speaker 6: but maybe just it'd be nice if a little more
Speaker 6: effort be put in, Like jam Jack.
Speaker 5: Can I just understand Is it the fact that Shelley's
Speaker 5: not going to the gym as much because it's from
Speaker 5: an exercise perspective and like getting out being active, or
Speaker 5: is it purely because she's put on weight.
Speaker 6: Well, it's just like sorry, baby, you sit at home
Speaker 6: and you're like, oh, it looks so fat today, and
Speaker 6: it's like, well, do something about it, like I do,
Speaker 6: like you know, and I just like, can we go easy, guys?
Speaker 6: I just encouraging that maybe she just get off her
Speaker 6: ass and like exercise.
Speaker 2: Okay, go easy.
Speaker 4: I need to get back to the start, why do
Speaker 4: you love Shelley? Do you love her because of just
Speaker 4: her body when you met her, or do you love
Speaker 4: her for who she is as a person and what's
Speaker 4: on the inside.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying is like this doesn't excuse that,
Speaker 6: like my feelings for her like I do. I can't
Speaker 6: even believe we're sort of talking about this like this,
Speaker 6: Shelley like a bit extra, don't you think? But of
Speaker 6: course I still love you. But just like if you
Speaker 6: want to make a change, make a change, otherwise things
Speaker 6: will change.
Speaker 5: As I'm saying, well, Jack, that's the reason why we
Speaker 5: wanted to call was because of the thing that you said.
Speaker 5: When you say, look, I'm not as attracted to you anymore,
Speaker 5: it does make it an ultimatum. So if Shelley wasn't
Speaker 5: to lose weight, if she was to stay at the
Speaker 5: weight that she is now, or god forbid, gain more weight,
Speaker 5: how would that affect your feelings for her?
Speaker 6: Well, what would you do if your partner just got fat.
Speaker 3: I'm happily married. He can get as fat as he wants.
Speaker 3: He's wonderful.
Speaker 5: And because I think when you sign up a relationship,
Speaker 5: you sign up for it knowing that you love that person,
Speaker 5: and also that they may not stay the same weight
Speaker 5: for forever.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking the only person that's leaving here, Jacket Shelley.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Jack, you're a pig of a man. How can
Speaker 2: you wake up every day and talk to your partner
Speaker 2: in this way and on live radio and not her
Speaker 2: nor feeling and know it's hurting her feelings. You have
Speaker 2: no right to tell her how her body should look
Speaker 2: in any way, shape or form, and you should be attracted.
Speaker 6: I didn't didn't make the phone called to the radio station, dude.
Speaker 4: But that's how upset she is.
Speaker 6: Jack, I've been catfish Sosh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you know what she You catfished her with
Speaker 4: your personality. Personality catfish Shelly.
Speaker 3: How does that make you feel?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Pretty devastated to be honest, because he knows from the start,
Speaker 1: even when I was going to the gym, I had
Speaker 1: the worst self esteem and I struggle with it daily.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's yes, stab in the chest for sure.
Speaker 1: I just don't know if I can. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can do it. I just I feel really disconflicted.
Speaker 5: Will when you hear Jack speak like this and also
Speaker 5: know that so much of like his want to be
Speaker 5: in the relationship is also based on the way you look.
Speaker 3: What do you think is the outcome for you? What
Speaker 3: do you want?
Speaker 1: I mean deep down, I just I know it's not
Speaker 1: going to work, and I know I deserve better, But
Speaker 1: it's so hard when you've been with someone that there's
Speaker 1: been so many good times and you love him so much,
Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't know, I just know.
Speaker 2: I think we need to let this doesn't have to
Speaker 2: happen on airshow. You need to talk to Jack off air,
Speaker 2: But I think you need to be with someone who
Speaker 2: isn't as disgusting and low life as Jackie. Jack will
Speaker 2: find an equally as disgusting gott a swamp out there
Speaker 2: that it's perfect for him, And there is absolutely someone
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 5: You need to find someone who loves you, regardless of
Speaker 5: who loves you and a few extra kilos you put on,
Speaker 5: who cares.
Speaker 2: Totally piss off. I've turned him off. I couldn't listen
Speaker 2: to that voice any Yeah, what a graph.
Speaker 4: He was about to go on a tangent too, I
Speaker 4: could hear it.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: I think that's what you signed up for.
Speaker 3: Don't be in a relationship with someone who makes you
Speaker 3: feel worthless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll patch you out through the producer Toney. If
Speaker 2: you need anything or if you need some help or support,
Speaker 2: we got you, Okayshelle, thank you? All right everyone. If
Speaker 2: you want to get advice like that or a Jerry
Speaker 2: Springer moment.
Speaker 5: Into such a do you not want to be doing
Speaker 5: that on the rate, let me just say that's the
Speaker 5: first time and ask on cuts have ever gone that road?
Speaker 2: Yeah, DMS the pickup and we'll get you on the air,
Speaker 2: all right. Next Biking I Love. This is the next
Speaker 2: on the show. A couple that could potentially be the
Speaker 2: first couple to ever meet via prison pen power.
Speaker 3: No, it's not the first.
Speaker 4: Really common mech people are in relationships all over the
Speaker 4: world with prisoners.
Speaker 2: There's an Australian girl who found the dating scene in
Speaker 2: this country so hard. She's going to meet her new
Speaker 2: partner in prison in the US and we will talk
Speaker 2: to her next prison.
Speaker 3: That grim Prinda.
Speaker 2: It's the pick up around the country, Britt, Laura and Mitch.
Speaker 2: Here I head into campus warehouse today. Great Savings every
Speaker 2: Day Girls. An Aussie woman, Savannah Pheifer, has fallen in
Speaker 2: love with her American prisoner pen Pow. So she's a
Speaker 2: fly and flyout worker over in Perth. She's really busy,
Speaker 2: can't really lock someone down and fire love. So what
Speaker 2: she's done is she's just gone and flout out to
Speaker 2: Nevada in the United States. Let's cross over to Nevada
Speaker 2: now because we actually have Savannah joining us. Hi Savannah,
Speaker 2: you're not in the prison right now while you're at home.
Speaker 3: Hi Savannah, I'm.
Speaker 7: Not at the prison.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 3: Hi Samana. I love that Mitch just said.
Speaker 4: You've flown over there to speak to someone you've had
Speaker 4: correspondence with. But it's your boyfriend, isn't it Alex who
Speaker 4: is in prison in Nevada? Is your boyfriend?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: And so how did you get, Like I have a
Speaker 4: billion questions, Let's start from the start. How did you
Speaker 4: get to the point where you were at penpal with
Speaker 4: someone in prison?
Speaker 7: Going back through about two and a half years ago,
Speaker 7: I saw a TikTok of a girl who was doing
Speaker 7: something actually for like a university course. She was writing
Speaker 7: a penpal and he was really good at art, so
Speaker 7: she turned his art into stickers, sold it on Etsy.
Speaker 7: Was making him money like a release fund, basically help
Speaker 7: him when he gets out. So I kind of wanted
Speaker 7: to do the same thing. I wrote to somebody through
Speaker 7: Write a Prisoner, which is a website, not Alex, somebody else.
Speaker 7: They wrote me one letter. I wrote them back and
Speaker 7: I never actually heard from them again.
Speaker 3: A prisoner pretty much.
Speaker 7: But turned out to the best thing really, because he
Speaker 7: is actually friends with Alex and said, well, he started
Speaker 7: speaking to somebody else and he found a connection, so
Speaker 7: he passed my details on to Alex. And at first
Speaker 7: I was really mad. I was like, how like you
Speaker 7: just what? I obviously received his letter. He didn't attach
Speaker 7: a picture to it, but it has got what's called
Speaker 7: their badge number, so I can look up their badge
Speaker 7: number within the divided justice system, and it shows you
Speaker 7: their like mug shop. It shows you all the crimes
Speaker 7: that they've ever done. It gives you their height, their weight,
Speaker 7: their hair color. So I knew everything about him.
Speaker 4: So, Savannah, what did Alex do? Why is Alex in prison?
Speaker 7: So he got done for robbery, assault on battery with
Speaker 7: a deadly weapon causing so their bodily heart okay, and so.
Speaker 3: Was there any part of you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that a bit like ooh, I don't want to
Speaker 4: date someone like that, or well, how did you think
Speaker 4: I'm gonna love it.
Speaker 7: Well, not really, because all parties involved weren't innocent. Like,
Speaker 7: it wasn't against women and children, It wasn't some little
Speaker 7: innocent person in a shop or in a corner store
Speaker 7: that was like held up with a guy. It wasn't
Speaker 7: anything like that per se. So everyone involved there were
Speaker 7: no innocent parties involved in Obviously, the circumstances surrounding the
Speaker 7: situation had a lot to do with his upbringing and
Speaker 7: the situations he sort of was put in.
Speaker 3: What was the first contact line tell us everything?
Speaker 7: So because his prison is actually what they consider a camp,
Speaker 7: so it's minimum, so he managed to work his level
Speaker 7: from a maximum to a minimum to the point now
Speaker 7: where he's like the lowest pretty much of custody. So
Speaker 7: they're a lot more lenient with certain things. So I
Speaker 7: was the only person in visitation. You meet the correction officers,
Speaker 7: they walk you into the room. Alex was already waiting
Speaker 7: there with like all the snacks and games and everything
Speaker 7: set up, and then they just walked out. Oh yeah,
Speaker 7: he sucks that connect four. I'm totally winner.
Speaker 3: Oh how long is he in for?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: How long are you going to have to do this?
Speaker 7: Long?
Speaker 5: Distance before you're able to actually be in a relationship
Speaker 5: on the outside world.
Speaker 7: He expires in January twenty twenty six, so he can
Speaker 7: actually parole in July twenty twenty five. But due to
Speaker 7: good behavior, he's been able to get a lot of
Speaker 7: time reduced off of a sentence, So for every month
Speaker 7: that he's in camp, his sentence actually gets reduced by
Speaker 7: ten days every month that he's in Do you.
Speaker 4: Get to like kiss, be physical.
Speaker 7: In certain prisons? Yes, but now there's no glass. It's
Speaker 7: literally just him and I in the whole room. So yeah,
Speaker 7: whole hands, the whole time.
Speaker 2: Kiss and yeah whatever. I'm a conjugal I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: not being critical. I genuinely want to know. Was the
Speaker 2: dating pool just so bad in Perth that you had
Speaker 2: to resort to a prison pen power?
Speaker 7: I woulded sarily say, is that bad? Because I can't
Speaker 7: really put my experiences on everybody else, but the lack
Speaker 7: of effort and the lack of emotional connection things like,
Speaker 7: for example, I work first, I work in the poolbra Desert.
Speaker 7: Alex got a bunny rabbit made like a Teddy beit
Speaker 7: in my favorite color, and he shipped it to my
Speaker 7: job in the poolbra Desert, so when I got there,
Speaker 7: I had something to remind me of him and the
Speaker 7: present just for me to be there from prison in
Speaker 7: a different country, whereas men in Perth can't even take.
Speaker 3: Good morning. That's very sweet, that's very sweet.
Speaker 4: But also he's got to put in a bit more
Speaker 4: effort because he is in lockdown.
Speaker 3: Like this is true, and he has plenty of time
Speaker 3: on his hands.
Speaker 5: Okay, my worry is and do you not have the
Speaker 5: same one that he may commit a crime again.
Speaker 7: I mean, it would be be naive of me to
Speaker 7: sit here and say that he's going to come out
Speaker 7: and be an angel, it's going to all be perfect,
Speaker 7: because at the end of the day, mistakes happen every day.
Speaker 7: People end up in jail for you know, crashing their
Speaker 7: car or doing something wrong. So it'd be a naive
Speaker 7: of me to sit here and be like, yeah, he's perfect,
Speaker 7: He's going to come out and be a model citizen.
Speaker 7: Do I hope for that, of course, because I'd love
Speaker 7: to him for him to come out and have a
Speaker 7: normal life. But in saying that, you never really know
Speaker 7: you're good.
Speaker 2: Human works out. Yeah, all I know is that we
Speaker 2: have an MC for Savannah if she ends up marrying
Speaker 2: Alex and that is in the form of Brittany Hockley,
Speaker 2: because she is giving us out her little take at
Speaker 2: a wedding introduction. Next on the show. She's been asked
Speaker 2: to mc her brother's wedding. We've put it. We've challenged
Speaker 2: her to write a little wedding intro for the wedding
Speaker 2: of Laura and myself.
Speaker 3: You're great at talking. Let's see how you go married.
Speaker 4: You know how hard it is to write wedding vows
Speaker 4: for you too, to marry each other.
Speaker 3: Why we live? I have a beautiful couple of mes.
Speaker 4: What something together is coming off?
Speaker 3: After the breakin?
Speaker 2: All right, it's next to the pickup. It's the pick
Speaker 2: up Thursday afternoon, britt Laura and Mitch. Here. If you're
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Speaker 2: earlier in the week Laura and I are getting married.
Speaker 5: We are love each other and finally we're going to
Speaker 5: make it official. Don't tell Matthew Johnson.
Speaker 2: No, oh, my partner.
Speaker 4: Hay very confused by the Okay, this is what went down.
Speaker 4: So I want to be happy and I want to
Speaker 4: do it a part of me, but I just feel
Speaker 4: like there's immense amount of pressure.
Speaker 2: Britt doesn't know if she wants to MC her brother's wedding.
Speaker 4: It's just a lot of pressure. Of course, I love
Speaker 4: my family and you know, I'm very honored that they've
Speaker 4: asked me, but it's it's so much pressure.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they can do it.
Speaker 2: Well, have you come to the table with the intro
Speaker 2: to the MC, because that was the challenge right at
Speaker 2: EMC introduction for the wedding of Laura and myself And.
Speaker 5: Maybe once your brother hears this, he'll decide whether or
Speaker 5: not he actually wants you to be the MC or not.
Speaker 5: He might call us and say, sorry, you got at radio,
Speaker 5: but it's not strong.
Speaker 2: Let's role play. So babe, the wedding is about to start.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love you so much. I hope
Speaker 5: Britney says wonderful things about it.
Speaker 2: Shall we consummate ever, have some quiet?
Speaker 4: It is time to start doing. Most of us have
Speaker 4: gathered here today for the same reason, and that is
Speaker 4: the buffet. But for those psychopaths that don't love and
Speaker 4: all you can eat and are here to actually celebrate
Speaker 4: the wedding of Mitch and Laura.
Speaker 3: I I welcome you.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you are all as confused as I am,
Speaker 4: but this by this union.
Speaker 3: But hey, if.
Speaker 4: There's one thing I've learned from these two wonderfully chaotic
Speaker 4: humans here, it's well, actually, come to think of it,
Speaker 4: I haven't learned a lot, but let's just roll with it.
Speaker 3: I'm not feeling the love yet.
Speaker 4: These two have so many similarities that make this union
Speaker 4: today absolutely perfect.
Speaker 3: We both like men.
Speaker 4: One of those shared similarities is their stubbornness and determination
Speaker 4: that they really do go above and beyond to ensure
Speaker 4: success in all aspects of their life. Nothing stands in
Speaker 4: their way, no matter how big, small, or gay. They
Speaker 4: had a deep understanding of each other's needs and desires,
Speaker 4: and they work together to make each other's dreams a reality.
Speaker 4: Their love is a shining example of what true love
Speaker 4: can be in.
Speaker 3: A fantasy world.
Speaker 4: Okay, and the only greater thing than their commitment to
Speaker 4: each other is their commitment to content creation. It truly
Speaker 4: is an inspiration to everyone. And I am so honored
Speaker 4: to stand here today and wish you both a lifetime
Speaker 4: of happiness and no sex.
Speaker 3: Hi to be the MC at our imaginary wedding.
Speaker 2: I will just say, as someone who MC's wedding for
Speaker 2: a living, I get paid to do it. You had lightness,
Speaker 2: you had love, you had humor. Towards the end that
Speaker 2: was actually really for.
Speaker 3: A moment there, I was like, wouldn't this be a
Speaker 3: beautiful wedding speech?
Speaker 4: The last sentimental part was AI, but the rest of
Speaker 4: it was me.
Speaker 2: What you got?
Speaker 4: Challenge to write the sentimental part because I just don't
Speaker 4: love you guys enough, but I could do the piss
Speaker 4: take good?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Well, what I've gone on Dunny's I don't know. Brit
Speaker 2: doesn't know this, but we've got Danes, Britt's brother on
Speaker 2: the line. Hi, Dane, thanks for joining us on the
Speaker 2: pickup mate.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 3: Dane?
Speaker 5: Dane, I feel like you've actually made a pretty good
Speaker 5: choice here. I firstly was going to say, I don't
Speaker 5: know if Britt's MC will be up to the up
Speaker 5: to the match, but I'll tell you that was pretty good.
Speaker 3: Dane. Did you just hear that? I didn't know you're
Speaker 3: on the line.
Speaker 8: That was a right?
Speaker 3: Okay? Sorry? Do you have a higher expectation of me.
Speaker 3: Do you still want Britt to be the MC?
Speaker 8: Yeah, well I was. I could have gone the way, really,
Speaker 8: but I figured she's public speakers I am, and I
Speaker 8: can't really am my own weddings. She might as well
Speaker 8: have a crack at it takes the pressure off me.
Speaker 8: And I'm giving you enough carry over the years that
Speaker 8: it's probably Tom you gave me time back in return.
Speaker 5: But absolutely right, Dane, can you tell us why did
Speaker 5: you choose Apart from the fact that we all know
Speaker 5: Britt can speak underwater because it's literally her job, why
Speaker 5: did you choose Britt to be your MC?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Well, Sharon's death and she can't really do.
Speaker 3: It just because she's deaf. She can still speak and speak.
Speaker 8: The old man had just talk about freaking Dan Joe.
Speaker 6: Patterson, that's true.
Speaker 3: He recited a poem.
Speaker 2: So we need to get to the point. So, Brittany,
Speaker 2: you need to decide now whether or not you want
Speaker 2: to accept Dane's offer, which kind of was taken back,
Speaker 2: but also now it's back on.
Speaker 3: The sound like you're the best of a bad situation.
Speaker 4: Really, Dane, you have put me through thirty six years
Speaker 4: of absolute hell. We we thought we kicked, we screamed,
Speaker 4: but I would be honored to be a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, happy ending Dane.
Speaker 3: We love Congratulations day. It's all the big wedding.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 8: You're invited if you want to come.
Speaker 3: So love a free buffet.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 3: I think that's it from us as well.
Speaker 2: We need to get out of here. That's been a
Speaker 2: show and half, hasn't it. We will see it tomorrow
Speaker 2: for the last show of the week. We're back from
Speaker 2: three o'clock. Everyone will and Woody are up next to
Speaker 2: drive your home, so you go, so uh