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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Every single day
Speaker 2: on this show we make the show with you guys,
Speaker 2: your text messages on the time wasters, and your stories
Speaker 2: and I already hope you the next twenty minutes we
Speaker 2: get some great stories because in this country there's a
Speaker 2: lot of wild, crazy animals, some that you only find
Speaker 2: here and some that sadly, people from my home country have.
Speaker 1: Chucked here over the years.
Speaker 2: I apologize, okay, but I'm looking for stories of when
Speaker 2: an animal took a dislike to you. This happened, And
Speaker 2: the reason why I'm doing this is actually had this
Speaker 2: wild story yesterday on the show about a a cat
Speaker 2: that took a real dislike to Pats and her husband Chris.
Speaker 4: Yes damping. So it was my it's my brother's care
Speaker 4: and we stayed at their house on Saturday night. Took
Speaker 4: great exception to a staying in the spare room. Not
Speaker 4: only did it get the runs halfway through the night,
Speaker 4: but it also vomited on my husband's pillar.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, it really really was having a prose treatment.
Speaker 1: Pussy perch, you and chrease, don't stay.
Speaker 4: Again, do not come past, go do not collect two
Speaker 4: hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: That is rough, So and pats. Listen. New listeners will
Speaker 1: never have heard.
Speaker 2: The goat of actual goat stories. Norio, Come on, no,
Speaker 2: come on, gather around everybody, it is worth let's make
Speaker 2: some smase. This is the goat of goat stories.
Speaker 4: When I was eight years of age, I went out
Speaker 4: to a farm that belonged to a friend.
Speaker 5: Of my dad's.
Speaker 4: Happened to be his account. Anyway, we were collecting mushrooms
Speaker 4: in the paddock. I was eight years old. I was
Speaker 4: with his wife, and I was absolutely taken back by
Speaker 4: a massive goat with horns who just picked me up
Speaker 4: out of my gum boots. Didn't hear it coming from behind.
Speaker 4: All I heard was and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: I was lifted up off the ground. My gum boots
Speaker 4: literally flew off my feet, and its horns actually left
Speaker 4: a little pierce mark in my buttis the scar of
Speaker 4: which is still visible today. And that is my farm
Speaker 4: goat story. It was terrifying, utterly terrifying.
Speaker 2: To show us a Part two to this when you
Speaker 2: got air airborne because the last time, the first time
Speaker 2: we heard this, I think Raya. Wasn't it that she
Speaker 2: was propelled in the air by eight to ten feet.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of distance on it.
Speaker 4: There was distance.
Speaker 5: It was weird, glass was wet.
Speaker 6: Boots stayed in the ground. You know, fine, I'm another state,
Speaker 6: especially when it came.
Speaker 4: From behind and like I wasn't.
Speaker 1: Even expans a ram.
Speaker 4: No, No, it was a goat, billy gate.
Speaker 5: It was a gat, yeah, strong goat.
Speaker 3: Terrifying.
Speaker 2: All right, So Ria, you've got a story about when
Speaker 2: an animal took a dislike to you.
Speaker 5: Yes, I used to live with a racist cat.
Speaker 1: What do you mean.
Speaker 5: I was in a sharehouse. There were four of us.
Speaker 7: There was Michael and Kathy who had this Burmese cat, Leo,
Speaker 7: and there was me and there was Anthony. And Anthony
Speaker 7: was Italian. I'm half Chinese now. Leo the cat was
Speaker 7: very affectionate with all of us. Couldn't be nice, I
Speaker 7: couldn't be sweeter. For whatever reason, he hated Anthony, kissed
Speaker 7: claw him, didn't like when any of us went near him.
Speaker 7: We thought, maybe it's just a one off, Maybe he
Speaker 7: just doesn't like it then and his family came over
Speaker 7: once for dinner, and.
Speaker 5: This lovely Italian family, and anytime, I that's.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I know, I know we love Italians, but.
Speaker 7: Any other, any other people that would come over, he
Speaker 7: was so kind, so affectionate, even if it was a
Speaker 7: complete stranger, he'd come up, he'd curl up, he'd nuzzle
Speaker 7: next to your leg.
Speaker 5: But then any time, and we had one. We've got one.
Speaker 7: Other Italian friend, Vanessa, who came over and I hated.
Speaker 5: Her as well. So it was that's one to do.
Speaker 7: At least four Italians that Leo took a dislike to,
Speaker 7: and I think at that point you have to call
Speaker 7: him a racist cat.
Speaker 2: Oh we had I was sad to say this, but
Speaker 2: we had a racist dog, Niche German shepherd dog.
Speaker 1: And when I used to take her for a walk.
Speaker 2: I won't go into details, but certain, okay, it's atain
Speaker 2: type of certain type of human being that dog would
Speaker 2: go bersirk was it.
Speaker 5: Was racist of his learned behavior.
Speaker 1: Christian wife, how.
Speaker 2: How tell you all right, Alex So, I mean you
Speaker 2: were raised by by the old friends, that lonely chine
Speaker 2: over yours?
Speaker 8: Yeah, out a farm, so many animals hated me growing up,
Speaker 8: and I had then back.
Speaker 1: We had Bruce the Ram.
Speaker 9: Of course he used to take us all out, which
Speaker 9: was he was an absolute psychopath. But we also had
Speaker 9: this horse called Dottie. He was also a psychopath. Beautiful
Speaker 9: white horse with gray spots. But I say beautiful, beautiful inside,
Speaker 9: she was not. She would chuck me off exactly the
Speaker 9: same spot every single time. She throwed me off at
Speaker 9: this orange tree that was covered in this mesh kind
Speaker 9: of protection and had all the wire sticking out of it,
Speaker 9: so I'd be scratched up from that. I'd be scratched
Speaker 9: up from the orange.
Speaker 1: Tree and I ran.
Speaker 8: I'd always land into this massive bunch of bindies, so
Speaker 8: I'd be picking the bindies out. And she did it
Speaker 8: every single time. She'd sort of flicked me right at
Speaker 8: that moment, and I'm like, I'm ready for you this time, Doddy,
Speaker 8: I'm not going to come off this time, and then
Speaker 8: bang over, I'd go bang under the ground.
Speaker 1: It was just and I swear I heard a laughing one.
Speaker 2: It supposed about another episode of Alyssi's farm Town. All right,
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Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: It's your stories, your stories, animals, that took a dislike
Speaker 2: to you. Lines are open out thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Patrick, Good morning, Good morning, I'm
Speaker 2: good Patrick. Thanks you car on the show. So, Patrick,
Speaker 2: what was the animal that took a dislike to you?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 10: Well, my grandma had this rooster whenever we were at
Speaker 10: the in the Blue Mountains on holidays and just absolutely
Speaker 10: hated us, to the point where I had to wear
Speaker 10: jeans when I was going in the backyard because they
Speaker 10: were constantly at for me on That's.
Speaker 5: Why you need that, Chuck Norris reinforced gusset jeans.
Speaker 1: Absolutely for the occasions.
Speaker 2: Up the shadow, hang up the old George Patrick and
Speaker 2: go full down and full leg exactly.
Speaker 11: And it came so much of a pest that it
Speaker 11: just mysteriously went missing when we came to the holidays.
Speaker 11: I don't know what happened for.
Speaker 2: That great big backyard in the sky.
Speaker 1: Patrick, thank you very much for your story.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 1: Have a good day. There's got a Karen Now, good morning, Karen.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 12: Hi, how are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good, Karen. So what I all took a dislike
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 12: Well, well, you can't get much more. Ausie than a kangaroo.
Speaker 12: So I took my girls to the Corumban Sanctuary Park
Speaker 12: on the Gold Coast many years ago and into the
Speaker 12: enclosure to feed the kangaroos, and there was quite a
Speaker 12: big one there that was sort of arcing up, and
Speaker 12: so I stood between my daughter and it, and I
Speaker 12: didn't get like that very much, so decided to start
Speaker 12: to pull my hair and pull me down to the ground.
Speaker 12: My husband's stand there videoing, laughing, thinking it's quite funny.
Speaker 12: And it was some stranger lady come up and she
Speaker 12: started to try and calm it down pull me away
Speaker 12: from it, but it took all bit of time and
Speaker 12: here I am prouched down on the ground almost with
Speaker 12: this kangaroo. Well, yeah, my husband still filmed it and
Speaker 12: we still laughed to it about it this day because
Speaker 12: we've still got on video somewhere. But yeah, just to
Speaker 12: say that I don't really like going in those qui anymore,
Speaker 12: is yeah, not from.
Speaker 2: The places in Australia we could go and feed the kangaroos.
Speaker 1: Yeah for animals.
Speaker 12: Yeah they are, and it's quite big and my daughter's
Speaker 12: running quite young, like around about nine to ten, and yeah,
Speaker 12: I was very being protective mother, and you do, and
Speaker 12: thought I would stand in front of it, and yeah,
Speaker 12: just didn't didn't like that at all.
Speaker 2: So did you see videos of them like, you know,
Speaker 2: like Queensberry rules, like boxing somewhere?
Speaker 12: Yeah, thank god, I didn't do that. But I decided
Speaker 12: he was going to pull my hair and dragged me
Speaker 12: down to the ground. So luckily this life kind lady
Speaker 12: decided to jump in and give me some assistance because
Speaker 12: my husband wasn't.
Speaker 1: Going busy video in it. This is going to go
Speaker 1: and he.
Speaker 12: Still raves about it today after about twenty years.
Speaker 1: So yes, Karen, great story. Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: shouting with you.
Speaker 12: Have a great day, guys, take care.
Speaker 1: The squeeze one more in Dean, Deanne.
Speaker 3: Dianne, Hi, how are you Christian?
Speaker 1: Dan?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 5: Is this your name again?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 1: It is? Yeah, what's that like Diane?
Speaker 12: And no, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's the not d I. Everyone gets that wrong.
Speaker 3: They always called me Diane, but no, it's the end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I thought I said to them, all right, Dan, Okay,
Speaker 2: what animal took a dislike to you?
Speaker 3: A turkey? A terrible terrible animals.
Speaker 2: I know what we do to them at Christmas. I'd
Speaker 2: be pretty paid off, to be honest.
Speaker 3: No, theyn't asked the animals. Like, my grandma had a
Speaker 3: pet one for like four years.
Speaker 5: And I've never heard of it.
Speaker 3: I called it Terminator because my grandma called it Turkey
Speaker 3: because he would chase us every time would pull up
Speaker 3: and us kids would be in the back searching for
Speaker 3: this turkey and run for the back door.
Speaker 2: Before the internet, we didn't have mobile phones. Chased by turkey.
Speaker 2: It's a good afternoon for a.
Speaker 5: Couple of hours, that's right.
Speaker 3: And like my sister runs for the back door, and
Speaker 3: I got out the passenger side of the car, and
Speaker 3: the turkey spotted me and chased me. So I got
Speaker 3: I had to jump in the goddamn damn to get
Speaker 3: away from this turkey.
Speaker 4: It's like they can smell your fear, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate turkeys to this day.
Speaker 1: And I'm like I was, only they can be vicious.
Speaker 3: They can, and they puff up when they're chasing you.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, their severs go out, they go bigger. They're
Speaker 3: very very scary.
Speaker 1: What witness account that, Dean?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, And I'm glad that it got its head
Speaker 3: chopped off for you. If I was so happy that Grandma.
Speaker 2: Decided to stay once more, participating the strikes again. All right, well, listen,
Speaker 2: Dean Deane, thank you very much to give us a call.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I let her go before she could tell more
Speaker 5: the story.
Speaker 1: The damage was stumb mate, Where were you?
Speaker 2: You know, normally you're a little bit frisky with that
Speaker 2: trap door at the end of the cause you could have
Speaker 2: pulled that trap door, hell of it or quicker you
Speaker 2: could just chow with the moment, she said, said, I
Speaker 2: was so happy when it. Maybe dead friends with her,
Speaker 2: maybe became that turkey.
Speaker 1: Anyway, farm life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, strong lesson for the kids right now on
Speaker 2: the school run
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