1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 2: Were you on TV as a kid? My school was 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 2: on this very dry BBC show from the eighties called 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 2: Findess Keepers, actually hosted by a professor of maths Drial 5 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:19,119 Speaker 2: nerd Fest. Obviously I wasn't on the show itself. I 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 2: was simply in the audience giving it double thumbs up 7 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:23,640 Speaker 2: before I bey a bit of the theme tune, which 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 2: is terrifying and it's into it. Back now, years ago 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 2: on the BBC we had things called a continuity announcer 10 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 2: where a man just a voice would come on to 11 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 2: reassure you about what you just watched and what was 12 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,200 Speaker 2: coming up next. 13 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 1: You can see the second part of the adventure of 14 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 1: the Disappearing Dispatch Case in twenty five minutes when the 15 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 1: Baker Street Boys go into action. 16 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 2: The fat not amazing. Imagine if we had a guy 17 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 2: going and mister Christian o'connelly back tomorrow morning and I'll 18 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,240 Speaker 2: hug you in board shorts and thongs. 19 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: You can see the second part of the Adventure of 20 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: the Disappearing Dispatch Case in twenty five minutes when the 21 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: Baker Street Boys go into action. What's coming for that 22 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 1: Finders Keepers introduced by Richard Stilgoe. 23 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 2: It's like some sort of sci fi horror years and 24 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 2: years ago. Steven Merchant, who co wrote and directed The 25 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 2: Office with Ricky Gervais, was on one when he was 26 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 2: a teenager, a TV show that you've seen massive kids 27 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 2: called Blockbuster, hosted by a man who was about nine 28 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 2: hundred years old. Bob Honus. 29 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:31,039 Speaker 3: What means income from property or investment? 30 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: And when preceded by inland is the departmental that looks 31 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 1: after income tax revenue? 32 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 3: Revenue? 33 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: Is right? 34 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 2: Thirteen year old boy should know about taxation? What drive? 35 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 2: How did much ever get laid? Is a wonder? Is 36 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 2: a wonder? Hell? It's not a flex at thirteen to 37 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 2: know correct turns out taxation policy in the country. All right, 38 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 2: why are you on TV as a kid? Nine four 39 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 2: one four three? 40 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 3: Coome onr in mickod Morning Jack and Christian? 41 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 2: How you go on Mick? What were you on as 42 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 2: a kid? 43 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,079 Speaker 3: I was going to say, called doubledare on Channel ten? 44 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 3: Name scenario's most game shows you had to answer series 45 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 3: the question. If you couldn't answer it, you dared the 46 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 3: other team to answer it. If they couldn't answer it. 47 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 3: They doubled it back to you and you got to 48 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 3: then call for a physical challenge and yeah, which usually 49 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,800 Speaker 3: involved some kind of stupid thing running around the studio 50 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 3: doing whatever and getting covered in chocolate sliine which tasted 51 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 3: like crap. Yes, and mind you, we got the pants 52 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,239 Speaker 3: beaten office and I told all the kids at school. 53 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 4: Or my family what night I was going to be on. 54 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:41,080 Speaker 3: They all watched it, and man did I get toasted 55 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 3: at school? 56 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 2: So you got slimed. 57 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 3: I got slim with chocolate sauce and it was crap. 58 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 3: It was great trap and yeah, not good. And the 59 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 3: idea was to get as covered in it as much 60 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 3: as you could for the cameras. 61 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 2: So yeah, not enough on TV? 62 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:03,080 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that too much insurance. While she is going on. 63 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 2: Generation slim anymore snowfla slime flakes? Meck, thank you very much. 64 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 2: You have a good day. 65 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 3: Thank you, you two guys. 66 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 2: Take Hey, good morning, Brad, Hey young Grett. Yeah the voice. 67 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,800 Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, just early morning, Yeah, I get it. 68 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. Brad. You on TV as a kid, Yeah, mate, I. 69 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 4: Was on a show called Romper Room Room. 70 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 2: Tell us about romper Room when was this eighties? 71 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 4: It was a preschool sort of a thing where you 72 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 4: got a bunch of kids and there was a puppet 73 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 4: named mister Dooby and uh mis Helena, and uh you've 74 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 4: done things like balance balls and punch balls and balancings 75 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 4: on your head and sang songs and all that sort 76 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 4: of stuff. 77 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 2: Somehow torment. 78 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 4: Wrong, doob wrong, Doobie. 79 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 2: I don't think it was hearing this. 80 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 4: They used to say, doob you do, but don't be, 81 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 4: you don't be, and all that sort of stuff. But 82 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 4: the title I was the only kid in history of 83 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 4: the show to actually be removed. 84 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 2: Why what did you do? 85 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 4: Well? Mister Doobey was up there reading us all the 86 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 4: story and I've got up, walked up and we were 87 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 4: mister Doobey with a hand puppet and I've walked up 88 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,279 Speaker 4: and grabbed a hand puppet. 89 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 2: No, you do not do that. You don't touch mister Derby. 90 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 2: Never behind the desk. It's not a Wizard of Oz. 91 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 2: You don't go and see him. 92 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, like agro mate, no one told who was. 93 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 2: So were you on live TV? When people have seen you? 94 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, with live TV. 95 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 4: They took us out in the back and I wasn't 96 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 4: allowed back on. And I do believe about that. Miss 97 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 4: Helena never ever saw a Brad through the magic mirror. 98 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so much going on here now we know 99 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:04,679 Speaker 2: what the throws a scratch, mister b days I sit around. 100 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:09,800 Speaker 2: I'm afraid with you, Brad. We will yeah yeah. 101 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 102 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 2: Christian late seventies. I was selected being a contestant on 103 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 2: Saturday Morning Kids TV here in Melbourne. They were filmed 104 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 2: at the Exhibition Buildings in Fitzroy to spin a wheel. 105 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 2: This was uncermer back in the day. I want a 106 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 2: dole from Charlie's Angels. Best day of my life as 107 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,359 Speaker 2: a kid, huge being anywhere near like showbiz at that 108 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 2: or TV now. I'll last call her Brad Talker's taken 109 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 2: us through the Romper Room, which we'd never heard of. 110 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 2: A show Apparently in Australia in the nineteen seventies, quite 111 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 2: a few of yon text did watch it as a kid, 112 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 2: remember it fondly, and one of you, Aaron Barry, says 113 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,719 Speaker 2: that they saw the episode where he did that he 114 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 2: took them head off the puppet. When you play back 115 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 2: a lot of it and think about a lot of 116 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 2: the TV shows that we grew up where they were 117 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 2: nuts like really odd. This is enough to send anyone 118 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 2: into some kind of psychic frenzy. 119 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,039 Speaker 1: Oh, mister d, did you want to hear your song 120 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 1: straight away? Oh? I thought so, well, Let's sing mister 121 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 1: doebe Special Shot song. 122 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 2: Shall we all say, really please? Mister music, irritating be noise. 123 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 2: It sounds like a fly in This is a gantanel 124 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 2: bay to make them talk. 125 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: Oh, mister d did you want to hear your song 126 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: straight away? Oh? I thought so, well, Let's sing mister 127 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 1: Doebe's Special shot song. Shall we all say? 128 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 2: Really please? Mister Music, Thank you. 129 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 5: I try to do. 130 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 2: And not do anything wrong. Would you turn on to 131 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 2: Netflix now to a meeting? But playing this? This is 132 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 2: the pitch. 133 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 5: Really all day? 134 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 2: I mean, this is mister Deb's favorite song. Then there 135 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 2: was some nonsense with the mirror song stomper that's not 136 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 2: right for kids. 137 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:03,279 Speaker 1: Jump rump a bumper, stump a boo, Tell me, tell me, 138 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: tell me do magic meal, Tell me today has been 139 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: My friends had fun to play and I can also 140 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: see you. 141 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 5: Now look here another day, same time in the room. 142 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 2: Driving mad if your job posting that I'd need to 143 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 2: do be to get through that every day. Shane's on 144 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 2: the line. He was on TV as a kid. Good 145 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 2: morning Shane, Good morning sir. 146 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 5: How are you really enjoy your show coming to work? 147 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 5: I put it on every morning and I get a laugh. 148 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 3: That's great. 149 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 2: Oh lovely, that's lovely to know. Thanks for sharing that 150 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 2: with as Shane. So you're on TV as a kid. 151 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 5: Oh many many years ago. My sister and brother were 152 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 5: a sort of a musical family. Dad as a country singer, 153 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 5: and Mum got us on Brian and the Juniors and 154 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 5: that was back in the black at white TV days. 155 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 2: Oh wow, So what would this have been the sixties 156 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 2: or early seventies. 157 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 5: Oh god, don't ask me. I'm sixty eight now. It 158 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 5: was a long time ago, So yeah, Brian and and 159 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 5: also a little show in Shepperdon at a local TV 160 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 5: show up there, and we were on a talent quest 161 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 5: there and won a little tape recorder and that was awesome. 162 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 2: We want a tape recorder. And what do you remember 163 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 2: the song you were doing with the family, the musical family, Yes, 164 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 2: I do. 165 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:24,280 Speaker 5: It was called Lemon Tree and the seekers used to 166 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 5: sing that and we learned that song. I played the 167 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 5: ukulele and a. 168 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 2: Very talented Swiss family Robinson, weren't you all? 169 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,240 Speaker 5: Oh we were, Yeah, there was no we didn't even 170 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,559 Speaker 5: have electricity up there, and so we used to sing 171 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 5: around the around the fireplace and yeah, so. 172 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,720 Speaker 2: This is amazing. Can you remember the Lemon Tree song? 173 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 2: Can you do any of it now for us? 174 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:49,360 Speaker 3: Oh? 175 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:53,119 Speaker 5: God, I couldn't do it now, but give me a ukulelea. 176 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,120 Speaker 5: I might give it a crack that run with me 177 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:55,600 Speaker 5: at the moment. 178 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,079 Speaker 2: No, we do believe we have one in the studio. 179 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,080 Speaker 2: Let's make a note, get one for always. 180 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:06,440 Speaker 5: Five string banjo and I've got a perfect place for 181 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,960 Speaker 5: you to take your care of it. And if you want, 182 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 5: I've got to find out Ruby Kinray and you know. 183 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 2: We could do Jordan banjos together. 184 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,959 Speaker 5: Yeah, what deliverance once? Are we okay? And if you 185 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 5: are up there just locked the caravan of a night 186 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,080 Speaker 5: of the European. 187 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 2: We've come a long way from mister Dobell. 188 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,359 Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast