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Every Tuesday on our show, we 0:01:49.205 --> 0:01:52.365 always kick off by asking you, guys, how was your Monday? 0:01:52.365 --> 0:01:54.285 How did you start the week? Would you say you're 0:01:54.285 --> 0:01:57.085 a Monday winner or loser? Let me know which way 0:01:57.525 --> 0:02:01.165 was your Monday? A winning Monday or losing Monday? Which way? 0:02:01.405 --> 0:02:04.685 And why? Oh for seven five O three one oh 0:02:04.765 --> 0:02:06.565 four three, Ria, how was it for you? 0:02:06.965 --> 0:02:10.285 I was a loser because I've been dentist dodging since 0:02:10.405 --> 0:02:13.725 Australia Day, actually because they put my appointment on a 0:02:13.764 --> 0:02:17.005 public holiday and called to reschedule because they. 0:02:16.925 --> 0:02:19.044 Weren't on dream situation. 0:02:18.725 --> 0:02:20.965 Perfect And I thought, well, actually you know what this 0:02:21.085 --> 0:02:22.845 is on you guys, I'm going to see you in 0:02:22.925 --> 0:02:23.445 six months. 0:02:23.485 --> 0:02:25.565 I tried to do my bit to go to the dentist. 0:02:25.965 --> 0:02:26.325 Sorry. 0:02:26.685 --> 0:02:29.045 So they've been calling and calling and calling, and I know. 0:02:29.005 --> 0:02:31.085 Their number and I've been like no, no, no, no, no, 0:02:32.285 --> 0:02:32.925 rit isn't it. 0:02:33.165 --> 0:02:36.205 Yes, I saw that dentist actually puts that little tiny 0:02:36.245 --> 0:02:38.525 cow pecky thing in your mouth. You've not been. 0:02:38.405 --> 0:02:43.765 Served, Yes, exactly. I've been on the run. But they 0:02:43.925 --> 0:02:47.725 got me yesterday. Those sneaky buckers. They called me from 0:02:47.765 --> 0:02:51.245 a mobile number, and so normally they call from a landline. 0:02:51.285 --> 0:02:53.405 N Jason Bourne, you know where they're going. The calls 0:02:53.445 --> 0:02:56.005 coming from Pakistan and they don't track it is coming 0:02:56.085 --> 0:02:59.325 from China. It's more good issue, sir, on that big situation. 0:03:00.485 --> 0:03:02.925 They're rerooting the calls around the globe. 0:03:02.885 --> 0:03:04.965 And so they found me my weakest point at two 0:03:04.965 --> 0:03:07.485 point thirty Oh no, no number mobile. 0:03:08.045 --> 0:03:10.085 If you do the hours, we do that two till 0:03:10.125 --> 0:03:12.725 three slump. They must have known that. I've even told 0:03:12.765 --> 0:03:15.205 the new boss Dave here right we were meeting up 0:03:15.245 --> 0:03:17.445 last week. He wants to know what's the best time 0:03:17.485 --> 0:03:19.484 when do I call you? How does it work? Every 0:03:19.485 --> 0:03:21.365 breakfas show host has always did it would never call 0:03:21.445 --> 0:03:23.805 me between two and three. He texted me, you set 0:03:23.845 --> 0:03:25.725 one forty five. We can we talk now where I 0:03:25.765 --> 0:03:28.365 told you it's going to be half three at the earliest. 0:03:28.845 --> 0:03:30.485 You don't want to get hold of me right now. 0:03:30.885 --> 0:03:33.685 Even good news I will receive as bad news. Stay away, 0:03:33.765 --> 0:03:36.245 David till half three. Well, they must have known. 0:03:36.245 --> 0:03:38.565 They must have been tracking me for some time, the 0:03:38.565 --> 0:03:43.885 blood sugar levels, and they got me that I picked 0:03:43.965 --> 0:03:44.885 up and she goes. 0:03:44.885 --> 0:03:47.685 Oh hello, mister Lee, like, can we please book you? 0:03:47.965 --> 0:03:50.245 Well, why didn't you just go just hang up? No? 0:03:50.325 --> 0:03:51.965 Because game respect game. You know. 0:03:54.325 --> 0:03:58.805 You got me, You got me, and I've got a yes. Yeah, 0:03:58.925 --> 0:04:01.125 they outplayed me, and I've just I've got to honor that. 0:04:01.245 --> 0:04:03.085 So in a month, I'm booked in there. They've got 0:04:03.085 --> 0:04:06.445 the big one. They've taken out a big one. Supreme 0:04:06.565 --> 0:04:07.765 Leader's been taken out. 0:04:09.045 --> 0:04:10.925 Don't believe a word of that because Rio had to 0:04:10.965 --> 0:04:13.405 call me for something yesterday and I think I got 0:04:13.405 --> 0:04:18.484 the whole Sorry, I think you're cutting out. 0:04:18.565 --> 0:04:20.364 We all do that with you. You perfect? 0:04:20.805 --> 0:04:22.845 Are you going through a tunnel life? 0:04:24.445 --> 0:04:29.844 The entire team's got terrible phone service. Did he you 0:04:29.844 --> 0:04:33.605 need to take us catch out tomorrow? 0:04:34.125 --> 0:04:37.365 The Christian o'connal show podcast. 0:04:37.445 --> 0:04:39.724 How's the day yesterday? How was your Monday? Let us 0:04:39.724 --> 0:04:42.444 know your Monday winner or loser? Which way and why? 0:04:42.804 --> 0:04:46.085 Patsy, I am a Monday winner out of what was 0:04:46.245 --> 0:04:49.645 a loser situation. So I've turned my fate around for 0:04:49.685 --> 0:04:50.724 the week. It's looking good. 0:04:51.085 --> 0:04:53.645 We know what you are. You're a fate twister. 0:04:54.205 --> 0:04:55.164 A fate twister. 0:04:55.325 --> 0:04:59.325 I thought you bend fate to your own will. Absolutely 0:04:59.645 --> 0:05:02.164 like a Greek goddess. Yes, there haven't been any Greek 0:05:02.164 --> 0:05:07.285 gods or goddesses for years, at least five or six, right, 0:05:07.325 --> 0:05:08.684 but now there's a new one. 0:05:08.765 --> 0:05:10.245 And it's yeah. 0:05:11.964 --> 0:05:16.284 We unfortunately were the target of vandals over Easter. 0:05:16.924 --> 0:05:27.284 When news comes to my doorstep, it's six o'clock headlines. 0:05:27.364 --> 0:05:31.844 Yes, eye witness account, Alex we one of our cars 0:05:31.924 --> 0:05:33.565 was parked in our driveway over easter. 0:05:33.724 --> 0:05:35.844 Excuse me, one of our cars? What was it? Was it? 0:05:35.885 --> 0:05:40.565 The Bentley got Cheap of Carl sand Lands At the moment. 0:05:40.404 --> 0:05:45.484 It was hardly. It was just a rab four, the old. 0:05:45.364 --> 0:05:48.325 Run around the dry cleaning I call that the dry cleaning. 0:05:48.085 --> 0:05:49.805 Car, you know, the day Friday car. 0:05:50.325 --> 0:05:53.404 Anyway, they busted through the window and stole some stuff inside, 0:05:53.445 --> 0:05:55.605 and we don't have cameras. We're sort of a bit 0:05:55.804 --> 0:05:57.564 slow on that. We don't even have like a ring 0:05:57.645 --> 0:06:00.525 camera or anything. Anyway, I've got a guy coming over 0:06:00.604 --> 0:06:03.004 today to set us up with all the latest tech. 0:06:03.484 --> 0:06:07.045 So at least now listen, I don't want to sort 0:06:07.044 --> 0:06:10.004 of you know, stand times here, but where you live 0:06:10.445 --> 0:06:14.004 out west, way out west, what kind of sort of 0:06:14.005 --> 0:06:17.124 system are we talking about? Once you got like mirrors 0:06:17.125 --> 0:06:20.284 in a periscope, people ask me that some science books 0:06:20.325 --> 0:06:21.125 to intimidate them. 0:06:21.484 --> 0:06:23.325 Got it. It's just your run of the mill from 0:06:23.445 --> 0:06:25.644 Bunnings set up that's sort of sold. 0:06:25.844 --> 0:06:28.645 So you need these days these cameras incredible. 0:06:28.245 --> 0:06:30.645 Yeah, apparently, and it's got the app on your phone 0:06:30.724 --> 0:06:32.644 so of course you can see if anyone goes past 0:06:32.685 --> 0:06:32.964 the door. 0:06:33.005 --> 0:06:34.564 And oh my god, I've had to turn off the 0:06:34.565 --> 0:06:37.765 alerts for that always to go in the middle of 0:06:37.765 --> 0:06:40.245 the show. I can hear it. Go, I'm better go 0:06:40.284 --> 0:06:42.285 and have a spider had just got in front of 0:06:42.284 --> 0:06:46.364 the camera. I need a sensitive system. But the spiders 0:06:46.404 --> 0:06:49.804 are breaking in the bloody country. You will have this 0:06:49.885 --> 0:06:55.085 in England's spiders. The spiders spider wounds probably blame them 0:06:55.085 --> 0:06:56.164 coming in from Europe. 0:06:56.364 --> 0:06:59.604 The red Backs are taking over. Yeah, so he's coming today. 0:06:59.645 --> 0:07:01.844 So we're getting up and jiggy with it and finally 0:07:01.924 --> 0:07:03.325 getting all. 0:07:02.844 --> 0:07:08.844 Right, you're getting those kind of cameras, cameras tripod one 0:07:08.924 --> 0:07:11.765 in the ceiling in the bedroom. 0:07:12.005 --> 0:07:14.085 The love God said. My husband said I'll do it, 0:07:14.125 --> 0:07:16.365 and I said, no, you won't because it involves drilling 0:07:16.405 --> 0:07:21.004 and hammering and stuff. For that, you know, is. 0:07:21.005 --> 0:07:23.405 This also the one thing that you will love about 0:07:23.405 --> 0:07:25.925 that you better keep an even closer eye on what's 0:07:25.965 --> 0:07:29.885 going on during the morning. If poor Chris, poor Chris, 0:07:29.885 --> 0:07:32.125 your husband, if he goes yeah, yeah, I've made a breakfast. 0:07:33.205 --> 0:07:35.165 Fridge hasn't been even even opened for the last twenty 0:07:35.165 --> 0:07:40.965 seven minutes. That big brother sad brothers. What did they 0:07:40.965 --> 0:07:41.645 take from the car? 0:07:42.125 --> 0:07:45.965 So they took there were three Nothing was on show, 0:07:46.245 --> 0:07:48.405 sage like, nothing was on show. It was all in 0:07:48.445 --> 0:07:49.045 the glove box. 0:07:49.245 --> 0:07:50.084 That's on show. 0:07:50.205 --> 0:07:52.965 Nothing's on show. It's not like shop here. So there 0:07:52.965 --> 0:07:55.325 were three credit cards in the glove box. 0:07:55.405 --> 0:07:58.005 There was a great, great, great place to keep them. 0:07:58.125 --> 0:08:00.805 And you do the news, you literally read out the 0:08:00.845 --> 0:08:05.765 worst things have happened every single day to the glove box, 0:08:06.045 --> 0:08:10.244 but nothing nothing on the show one got to three 0:08:10.245 --> 0:08:17.485 credit cards hundred dollars hits. 0:08:17.925 --> 0:08:19.405 No, there was our tag. 0:08:19.804 --> 0:08:21.645 She calls her car mobile perse. 0:08:22.245 --> 0:08:25.085 It's like a mobile office, our e tag device. But 0:08:25.165 --> 0:08:26.805 the most annoying they didn't take anything from you. 0:08:27.325 --> 0:08:30.125 They didn't take anything from me account did they? No? 0:08:30.125 --> 0:08:33.925 No, No, I was like a sleuth bang and canceled 0:08:33.925 --> 0:08:36.565 the cards in no time. It was like, no, they 0:08:36.565 --> 0:08:38.405 had no chance. But the most annoying thing was. 0:08:38.725 --> 0:08:40.725 The bank were like where were they in the house. 0:08:41.765 --> 0:08:48.005 And the most annoying thing was my prescription sunglasses, Like 0:08:48.045 --> 0:08:51.045 I can't just wear cheap oh sunglasses, I've got. 0:08:50.845 --> 0:08:54.765 To have They took your prescriptions. Descriptions will drop them 0:08:54.804 --> 0:08:57.165 back off those numbers, very specific desire. 0:08:57.564 --> 0:08:59.964 But I thought sucked in. You can't wear them because. 0:09:01.245 --> 0:09:01.725 Edna ever. 0:09:06.204 --> 0:09:08.845 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:09:08.925 --> 0:09:12.045 Christian of My Monday Winner or Loser, my NRL team, 0:09:12.165 --> 0:09:17.045 the Dragon sat the coach. Yesterday, Flanno players and fans blindsided. 0:09:17.245 --> 0:09:19.684 That was a headline I saw screaming yesterday on TV. 0:09:20.405 --> 0:09:24.685 Flanno acted players. Sport headlines are so dramatic, aren't they 0:09:24.925 --> 0:09:28.725 blind sided? Players and fans blindsided? When if any of 0:09:28.804 --> 0:09:32.165 us ever said in real life, I was blindsided today. 0:09:32.165 --> 0:09:34.645 We should do a phone in from seven blindsided? When 0:09:34.684 --> 0:09:37.525 have you ever been blind only in sport that it's 0:09:37.564 --> 0:09:42.804 always a manager who's been axed, who gets blindsided, blindsided. 0:09:42.965 --> 0:09:46.045 Flannow outs Christian. I guess he's a Monday loser, but 0:09:46.084 --> 0:09:48.724 I call it a win for US Dragons fans, So 0:09:48.885 --> 0:09:52.364 you're un blindsided. They can see now, he can he 0:09:52.405 --> 0:09:55.125 can see clearly now and they need a win. Yes, Alex, 0:09:55.165 --> 0:09:56.245 youre Monday winner loser. 0:09:56.365 --> 0:09:58.885 I'm a big fat loser with the capital L school 0:09:59.005 --> 0:10:02.845 term back full on. It is on, folks, and are 0:10:02.845 --> 0:10:03.324 we ready? 0:10:03.444 --> 0:10:05.965 No, no, we are not ready. It's only day one 0:10:06.045 --> 0:10:06.565 out of the way. 0:10:06.645 --> 0:10:09.525 We've got the girls back at basketball training yesterday morning 0:10:09.564 --> 0:10:13.684 eight o'clock, oh my god. And then they've got basketball 0:10:13.725 --> 0:10:17.045 again tomorrow night. And then Max Young Max, my four 0:10:17.084 --> 0:10:19.365 year old, he's got these school saws. 0:10:20.005 --> 0:10:21.804 So I'm like tending to my child. 0:10:22.285 --> 0:10:24.245 I feel like I'm in a Dickens novel, some London 0:10:24.324 --> 0:10:28.965 slum you know, on the hay, offering water to go 0:10:29.045 --> 0:10:33.445 get the leeches. It's just tending to its wounds. But 0:10:33.525 --> 0:10:36.285 it's like this skin infection. Yeah, and we had like 0:10:36.405 --> 0:10:39.005 band aids on it and which we shouldn't have done. 0:10:39.444 --> 0:10:41.965 So we got into the doctors yesterday. So he's healing 0:10:42.005 --> 0:10:46.805 from that. But eleven week term this, this, it's a 0:10:46.885 --> 0:10:47.925 big stint, folks. 0:10:48.045 --> 0:10:51.804 Yeah. And also it's it's not just that it's these 0:10:51.925 --> 0:10:54.165 days as a parent you have to be across all 0:10:54.165 --> 0:10:57.885 their sports calendar in the UK. It's not it's just 0:10:58.005 --> 0:10:59.405 I mean, I'm not sure if it's a good or 0:10:59.405 --> 0:11:02.365 bad thing, but there's no compulsory sport on a Saturday. 0:11:02.485 --> 0:11:05.285 It shows really excuse me, how do you get on 0:11:05.324 --> 0:11:08.285 the last Cup of Olympics. You're all great when it's 0:11:08.285 --> 0:11:11.084 in your backyard, you're pretty chippy. We've got to go 0:11:11.165 --> 0:11:13.604 on a plane somewhere. Suddenly the four mate's so great. 0:11:14.324 --> 0:11:17.125 Go look at the last couple of years. TEGB will 0:11:17.165 --> 0:11:18.285 be ahead of you, guys. 0:11:18.605 --> 0:11:20.245 So what do the kids do on a Saturday if 0:11:20.285 --> 0:11:21.125 there's no sport? 0:11:21.804 --> 0:11:28.125 Still? Cars? Essex, Yeah, invent stuff, pants, invent stuff like 0:11:28.444 --> 0:11:33.765 right plays, right plays like Dickens and Shakespeare. No throwing 0:11:33.845 --> 0:11:37.325 javelins for us or shot putting. No, I tell you 0:11:37.324 --> 0:11:39.085 what when we got here was at first it was 0:11:39.084 --> 0:11:42.765 like bloody oh, that's every Saturday. And plus it was like, oh, 0:11:42.765 --> 0:11:44.405 why are they playing this weekend And it was like, 0:11:44.444 --> 0:11:47.165 oh cool, that's only like an eighteen hour drive. You 0:11:47.245 --> 0:11:49.765 drive them there, they get smashed. They're not going to 0:11:49.804 --> 0:11:52.365 play for a national team. You're going to drive them back. 0:11:52.485 --> 0:11:55.085 That's just Saturday. You only got one day off at 0:11:55.084 --> 0:11:57.805 the weekend on a Sunday. It just so much ferrying 0:11:57.885 --> 0:12:00.204 them around. But one of the great things for our 0:12:00.245 --> 0:12:02.684 girls being forced into that Saturday sport was that you 0:12:03.045 --> 0:12:05.685 make friends and you get teamwork and actually you've realized 0:12:05.725 --> 0:12:07.925 after well, it's not about where their team wins or losers. 0:12:08.125 --> 0:12:10.085 They get so much from being in a team and 0:12:10.444 --> 0:12:13.724 cooperation and contribution and leadership. They got so much in 0:12:13.845 --> 0:12:16.045 doing something sport. Do you remember one of my daughters 0:12:16.045 --> 0:12:19.444 really really got into rowing so much so I would 0:12:19.444 --> 0:12:21.484 have to drop her off on the way to the 0:12:21.605 --> 0:12:24.645 radio show for rowing training in the winter in the dark, 0:12:24.965 --> 0:12:27.245 crazy at a lake? Are we dropping her off at 0:12:27.324 --> 0:12:29.485 quarter to five? And she did that twice a week. 0:12:29.605 --> 0:12:31.925 I remember then she was in some tournament and we 0:12:31.965 --> 0:12:34.485 could watch like a live stream, and we saw the 0:12:34.525 --> 0:12:38.444 commentators were giggling because some two girls had canoed and 0:12:38.485 --> 0:12:41.444 got wedged in a tree on a river bank, and 0:12:41.525 --> 0:12:44.365 so I went, is that one percent? That's her? That 0:12:44.525 --> 0:12:47.005 is our kaid, that's an O'Connell wedged in that tree 0:12:47.084 --> 0:12:48.564 right now. And theyssumed didn't should have us a my 0:12:48.645 --> 0:12:53.885 daughter unwedge a canoe from a tree on the river bank. 0:12:54.125 --> 0:12:58.885 Three other races have been won and lost. You're right 0:12:58.925 --> 0:13:00.165 a bit of the camaraderie, though, I said. 0:13:00.165 --> 0:13:02.084 Tonight, my girls, they're going to be presented with their 0:13:02.125 --> 0:13:05.045 basketball jerseys and they're so excited about it as their 0:13:05.045 --> 0:13:09.444 first sporting team, their first sporting jersey, and we're gonna 0:13:09.444 --> 0:13:11.725 have pizza night with the team and I'm really looking 0:13:11.765 --> 0:13:12.165 forward to it. 0:13:12.204 --> 0:13:14.005 And they're so stoked about it too. Oh that's a 0:13:14.045 --> 0:13:17.285 lovely thing. I'm a Monday winner for the first time ever. 0:13:17.365 --> 0:13:21.684 Last night I made my first ever Bam bam bam rosotto. 0:13:22.285 --> 0:13:26.725 Oh lad, stir lad. 0:13:27.645 --> 0:13:29.805 I saw you this morning before the show with a 0:13:29.885 --> 0:13:30.485 sore risk. 0:13:30.645 --> 0:13:33.885 Yeah, yeah, I saw that ladeling or that ladeling stirring, 0:13:34.005 --> 0:13:37.684 ladeling stirring. Letting it sit back. You can't rush that. 0:13:38.005 --> 0:13:40.084 You don't mess around to take lightly a risotto and 0:13:40.204 --> 0:13:43.845 the chicken rosotto for the first time. It took a 0:13:43.885 --> 0:13:47.885 long time. People getting annoyed. Yeah, but it shouldn't take 0:13:47.925 --> 0:13:52.285 an hour and forty minutes, very lowly, very lowly. I 0:13:52.324 --> 0:13:56.005 was very nervous. I was intimidated of other Rosotto gods. 0:13:56.165 --> 0:13:58.365 Everyone was just getting annoyed with me. I was gonna, 0:13:58.365 --> 0:14:00.125 what should it normally take? You should have knock it off, 0:14:00.165 --> 0:14:05.165 like forty five minutes, Nouggie said, fifteen minutes, rushing nuggy time. 0:14:05.444 --> 0:14:09.005 It's some prissy boy time. And hour on forty Was 0:14:09.005 --> 0:14:11.604 it worth it though? Yeah? Yeah, but you know when 0:14:11.605 --> 0:14:13.165 people are just worn out and then they're like, they 0:14:13.204 --> 0:14:15.485 were going, this is really nice, man, Actually that hungry. 0:14:15.525 --> 0:14:19.005 Now it's eight o'clock. I know some of the leftovers tomorrow, 0:14:20.485 --> 0:14:22.405 but I'm telling you, now, that's a whole brave new, 0:14:22.565 --> 0:14:26.245 brave new well for me. And Rosotto's Yeah, well, oh 0:14:26.325 --> 0:14:28.405 my god, aren't they great? Delicious? 0:14:28.525 --> 0:14:30.845 They are a lot of work. That's I normally leave 0:14:30.885 --> 0:14:32.965 that to the restaurants. I'm impressed that you took that on. 0:14:33.165 --> 0:14:37.565 Yeah, that a Borea rice. It takes ages to soak 0:14:37.645 --> 0:14:38.885 in all that stock. 0:14:40.045 --> 0:14:43.245 The Christian o'connall Show podcast. 0:14:43.805 --> 0:14:47.725 Christian, I'm a Monday loser to save money on delivery fees, 0:14:48.245 --> 0:14:51.285 getting some fence and delivered, I hie a van, picked 0:14:51.365 --> 0:14:54.085 up the fencing, took the corner to my driveway a 0:14:54.085 --> 0:14:59.725 little too hot, took out some of the neighbors fencing 0:14:59.765 --> 0:15:03.165 with money fencing. At least you got damaged to hire 0:15:03.245 --> 0:15:06.765 van now to save hundreds, I've lost two and a 0:15:06.765 --> 0:15:13.845 half thousands in the excess that There are certain words 0:15:13.845 --> 0:15:15.605 where you don't need to add on the full sentence 0:15:15.605 --> 0:15:18.325 to understand. Excess is only of use in high cars 0:15:18.325 --> 0:15:20.205 and vehicles, isn't it? Oh? How much is the access 0:15:20.245 --> 0:15:21.725 to check? Did you did you take the box? Did 0:15:21.725 --> 0:15:22.885 you want to take it? Oh? My god? That means 0:15:22.885 --> 0:15:25.565 we play billions. They're going to have the house. We're 0:15:25.605 --> 0:15:29.365 just ding a wing mirror. We've lost everything. The house 0:15:29.525 --> 0:15:36.004 always wins. Now, Patsy has been presented with a slideshow PowerPoint. 0:15:36.445 --> 0:15:40.364 This is the way now from the young'ins to really 0:15:40.405 --> 0:15:41.965 do a number. You know, we would just sort of 0:15:42.805 --> 0:15:46.245 badger our parents. Please please, can I have my pocket 0:15:46.245 --> 0:15:50.005 money early? Jimmy? Can I have half a year's worth 0:15:50.045 --> 0:15:52.805 of pocket money to get a skateboard an advance? I've 0:15:52.845 --> 0:15:55.365 never I've never asked her any more pocket money ever 0:15:55.445 --> 0:15:58.725 pay and he was just annoy your parents. Four weeks ago, 0:15:59.765 --> 0:16:04.725 get my handbag. Now it's a power point. I've had 0:16:04.725 --> 0:16:06.925 these over, these various power points, and maybe years ago, 0:16:07.045 --> 0:16:11.965 the girls sent me a PowerPoint presentation to for me 0:16:12.045 --> 0:16:16.205 to go and get them three guinea pigs. Well, really, 0:16:16.205 --> 0:16:18.885 crap one, what Ted talk? Are you out of pocket 0:16:18.885 --> 0:16:20.565 at the end of it having to go and buy 0:16:21.125 --> 0:16:22.765 a really bad ted talk? Or at the end of 0:16:22.805 --> 0:16:25.525 it it ends with so give me some money for 0:16:25.565 --> 0:16:30.965 three gerbils. So anyway, they also agreed as part of 0:16:30.965 --> 0:16:33.485 this presentation they've drawn up. I've still got it to 0:16:33.525 --> 0:16:35.925 this day. It must be about ten eleven years old, 0:16:36.245 --> 0:16:39.925 a two page contract written felt tip. But they'd agreed 0:16:39.965 --> 0:16:42.085 would like to look after the guinea pigs, that I 0:16:42.165 --> 0:16:45.645 would not have to do anything. Stupidly, I thought that 0:16:45.685 --> 0:16:49.405 these kids, they were like ten twelve, would understand that 0:16:49.485 --> 0:16:54.005 a contract is a legally binding document hold Within two weeks, 0:16:54.005 --> 0:16:56.125 suddenly I'm doing everything for these guinea pigs. I had 0:16:56.125 --> 0:17:00.805 to take them back to people we got them from. Yes, So, batsy, 0:17:00.845 --> 0:17:02.525 what did you even hit? What's the PowerPoint for? 0:17:02.685 --> 0:17:05.125 What's the pitch okay, So our fourteen year old daughter, 0:17:05.165 --> 0:17:10.245 Audrey mad Keene on Billie Eilish absolutely absolutely adores her, 0:17:10.885 --> 0:17:14.045 has a music and of course the new James Cameron 0:17:14.085 --> 0:17:15.125 movie is coming out. 0:17:15.085 --> 0:17:17.365 In forty yeah next month. 0:17:17.605 --> 0:17:20.085 Put tickets to that. She just simply can't wait. And 0:17:20.125 --> 0:17:22.925 of course she's been at Coachella with Bieber as well. 0:17:23.525 --> 0:17:29.925 You're talking about your daughter, what bebes I thought you 0:17:29.965 --> 0:17:33.325 were taking her to Science Works soon after Cochella. You 0:17:33.365 --> 0:17:38.685 didn't mention it is about some prescription sunglass has been 0:17:38.725 --> 0:17:40.765 stolen hanging out with Beebesell. 0:17:41.085 --> 0:17:43.805 We've had a blow by blow account of Coachella every 0:17:43.885 --> 0:17:46.725 single day of who is new, who's been there, what 0:17:46.765 --> 0:17:49.045 they've sung, what they wear, everything? 0:17:49.205 --> 0:17:51.005 What about You haven't seen the clip of poor old 0:17:51.005 --> 0:17:51.605 Billy Idol. 0:17:52.245 --> 0:17:52.845 No, I haven't. 0:17:53.245 --> 0:17:55.925 Don't go look at her. My nineteen year old daughter 0:17:55.965 --> 0:17:58.085 also big Billy Eilish fan going head down. Have you've 0:17:58.085 --> 0:18:01.645 seen as a teenager? I idolized Billy Idol? Right, love 0:18:01.685 --> 0:18:04.925 Billy Idol, brilliant, brilliant songs and there's a new documentary 0:18:04.965 --> 0:18:07.685 out about him. I'm halfway through watching called Brilliant. Title 0:18:07.925 --> 0:18:10.525 Time of the year, Billy I should be dead and 0:18:10.565 --> 0:18:14.765 as you're watching, you actually can he really enjoyed being 0:18:14.765 --> 0:18:17.445 a rock star? Now is grander. But anyway, he was 0:18:17.445 --> 0:18:22.325 brought on stage at Coachella. I think sonder to do 0:18:22.445 --> 0:18:25.405 eyes without a face. And my daughter only sent me 0:18:25.445 --> 0:18:29.925 the clip because she was sniggering at poor Billy he's having. 0:18:30.125 --> 0:18:34.005 He's having. Look the power isn't He's not the Billy 0:18:34.045 --> 0:18:37.125 Idle vulge. It's harder now when you see these clips going, oh, 0:18:37.245 --> 0:18:38.485 just give it up, and it's like a clip of 0:18:38.525 --> 0:18:40.365 rods to it. Or do you see the one of 0:18:40.405 --> 0:18:44.285 Axl Rose. No, oh god, it was just hear'tbreaking. 0:18:45.605 --> 0:18:48.165 Maybe I shouldn't go and have a No, you need 0:18:48.205 --> 0:18:48.525 to see it. 0:18:48.565 --> 0:18:52.365 You need to see Billy idl. It's basically I just 0:18:52.405 --> 0:18:55.165 sort of described it. It's a It's like an old 0:18:55.165 --> 0:18:57.565 man shuffled on stage. I think he's got the lyrics 0:18:57.565 --> 0:18:59.245 to his own song written on the floor and he's 0:18:59.285 --> 0:19:02.605 just like, is this word for word? Eyes were out 0:19:02.605 --> 0:19:14.005 of his eyes, out of feast a Back in the 0:19:14.085 --> 0:19:14.725 day he was. 0:19:16.205 --> 0:19:18.645 I remember the NRL Grand Final he was performing. He was 0:19:18.685 --> 0:19:21.325 a grand File entertainment and the power went out the whole. 0:19:21.365 --> 0:19:26.165 That's a power of the idol, shut out and shut 0:19:26.245 --> 0:19:29.485 him down. Just put all the power off, shut the 0:19:29.525 --> 0:19:31.765 grid down. It should have done that with meat Loaf. 0:19:33.165 --> 0:19:36.765 Anyway, they've released this new vinyl. Billy's released this new 0:19:36.885 --> 0:19:39.805 live vinyl of her hit Me Hard and Soft tour, 0:19:40.165 --> 0:19:42.845 which I took her to and what this movie is 0:19:42.885 --> 0:19:45.485 based on. It's like a behind the scenes of the 0:19:45.525 --> 0:19:48.805 tour right desperately wants it. And of course it's a 0:19:48.885 --> 0:19:53.325 one press only she's highlighted it's a one press only vinyl. 0:19:53.365 --> 0:19:54.765 Money. Have you got a vinyl player? 0:19:54.925 --> 0:19:58.645 Yeah, she's got. She's got heaps of records. She loves it, brilliant, Yeah, 0:19:58.685 --> 0:20:01.685 she loves it. It's just introduced her to the she 0:20:01.805 --> 0:20:03.765 got it maybe three years ago. I know you did 0:20:03.765 --> 0:20:06.245 it with your girls as well. They have a new 0:20:06.285 --> 0:20:10.085 appreciation for music. I think to like have this tactile. 0:20:10.325 --> 0:20:13.205 I love it. I love hearing them play vinyl songs 0:20:13.285 --> 0:20:16.805 in the house that cracker beforehand, getting up the pain 0:20:16.845 --> 0:20:18.245 of it as well. After about a couple of songs, 0:20:18.245 --> 0:20:19.765 you're gonna go and flip it over to the side. 0:20:20.205 --> 0:20:22.965 Why don't keep playing? How do you get it to? 0:20:23.925 --> 0:20:26.725 My daughters said, how do we get it to flick 0:20:26.805 --> 0:20:30.005 tracks doing that. Don't me messing with that needle. Once 0:20:30.005 --> 0:20:31.685 you dropped, you just got to let it play out. 0:20:32.165 --> 0:20:34.725 It's in charge of music, not us. It's not user 0:20:34.805 --> 0:20:36.085 friendly vinyl at all. 0:20:36.685 --> 0:20:39.565 So she presented us last night. We were summoned to 0:20:39.725 --> 0:20:41.725 the lounge. Okay, I've got a presentation. 0:20:41.965 --> 0:20:44.925 That's so cute. You should be filming all of these memories. 0:20:46.045 --> 0:20:48.685 Oh my god. Anyway, but dragonstand it's not Mum and 0:20:48.765 --> 0:20:51.365 Dad Dragons DoD No, we should do that on this show. 0:20:51.885 --> 0:20:55.525 Mum and Dad's Dragons dead. I'm out. I'm sorry, I've 0:20:55.525 --> 0:20:57.685 produced the numbers I should have done with the Gerbils. 0:20:57.805 --> 0:20:59.685 I'm out. I'm no Mark Cuban. 0:21:01.965 --> 0:21:04.285 But it was the guilt trip on these slides. So 0:21:04.325 --> 0:21:06.685 she's written, I hope you can notice the small text 0:21:06.765 --> 0:21:09.645 towards the bottom of the image that reads one time 0:21:09.885 --> 0:21:14.525 only pressed. This contextually means in our language that the 0:21:14.605 --> 0:21:17.605 vinyl will be pressed once and once they sell, they're 0:21:17.645 --> 0:21:22.205 permanently gone. Furthermore, shattering your daughter's precious happiness. 0:21:23.005 --> 0:21:25.165 She gets her gear from Hyperboley, I fear it from 0:21:25.165 --> 0:21:26.805 her Mum's bombastic names skills. 0:21:27.645 --> 0:21:30.645 This item can only be purchased on the official Billie 0:21:30.645 --> 0:21:34.605 Eirish store that you can access through her profile on Spotify. 0:21:35.125 --> 0:21:38.285 In brackets, I felt like saying dummy, since there are 0:21:38.325 --> 0:21:42.605 many of screaming, fanatic Billy fans across in bracket, in 0:21:42.925 --> 0:21:48.565 capital the whole entire globe, this item mostly will mostly 0:21:48.685 --> 0:21:52.685 sell out extremely fast. I hope you consider this slide 0:21:52.685 --> 0:21:56.805 show as I never ask for anything else. And so 0:21:56.925 --> 0:21:59.845 then we've gone on to the second slide and she's said, 0:22:00.085 --> 0:22:02.085 she said to me, because if you say no, you're 0:22:02.125 --> 0:22:05.765 not only saying no to this feral teenager. She's got 0:22:05.765 --> 0:22:07.805 a photo of herself at the Billy concert and then 0:22:08.565 --> 0:22:12.244 over herself really close. Then she's brought out the big guns. 0:22:12.605 --> 0:22:15.245 She's got photos of her as a toddler, and she's 0:22:15.245 --> 0:22:18.165 written this tiny innocent child. 0:22:18.405 --> 0:22:20.165 We're already getting the blow bla blah account. I aren't 0:22:20.165 --> 0:22:21.645 we I thought we would get like her. What do 0:22:21.685 --> 0:22:24.125 you feel like? I'm in the room? Highlights, Listeners are 0:22:24.165 --> 0:22:25.765 like how long is left on this christ? I don't know. 0:22:25.965 --> 0:22:28.125 It's actually a hostage situation. Right after the. 0:22:28.085 --> 0:22:29.965 Show, he's brought out the big guns. 0:22:31.565 --> 0:22:34.445 Toddler, Now take my money. Actually any gets a story 0:22:34.485 --> 0:22:37.365 to stop She can have it. I'll buy it. 0:22:37.845 --> 0:22:40.244 A Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:22:40.725 --> 0:22:42.925 Good morning to Richard. Listen to the show right now. 0:22:43.485 --> 0:22:45.765 When someone comments on the rain, you responded, yeah, but 0:22:45.805 --> 0:22:49.645 the garden needs it. The garden needs it, guys. It's 0:22:49.685 --> 0:22:53.045 thanking us right now. Christian signs you an adult that 0:22:53.045 --> 0:22:56.085 you have that much medication and supplements. You have them 0:22:56.125 --> 0:23:00.205 pre organized into a special pack with each day am 0:23:00.285 --> 0:23:03.085 and PM. Christian signs you are an adult. You buy 0:23:03.125 --> 0:23:05.885 a ladder only to eat band from your other half, 0:23:05.925 --> 0:23:10.085 play using it alone. This is me. I got a 0:23:10.445 --> 0:23:12.685 some sort of ladder that I could go up on 0:23:12.725 --> 0:23:14.885 the roof because it was for selling Bunnies of the 0:23:14.965 --> 0:23:16.845 Day got at home. It's massive sort of thing the 0:23:16.885 --> 0:23:19.125 fieries would have. My wife went, what the hell is 0:23:19.165 --> 0:23:22.565 that for? She goes, who's using that? Me to sort 0:23:22.565 --> 0:23:23.205 the gutters out? 0:23:23.205 --> 0:23:23.245 What? 0:23:23.365 --> 0:23:28.005 What? What house? It's bigger than the house? What elevated 0:23:28.005 --> 0:23:29.845 position are you on that? He said, you're not going 0:23:30.005 --> 0:23:33.605 up there alone? The same we all say that now 0:23:33.645 --> 0:23:36.325 you're not to use that alone. You're not. You're not 0:23:36.365 --> 0:23:41.885 to use that alone, supervised without mum. Christ You know 0:23:41.925 --> 0:23:44.805 you're an adult when you get too excited about cleaning products. 0:23:45.245 --> 0:23:49.645 Oh yeah, yep, me too. You're always scanning up. Oh 0:23:49.685 --> 0:23:52.765 that's a new one. So it's crying. It's going to 0:23:52.805 --> 0:23:55.525 get what he goes and clean or window Normally you've 0:23:55.485 --> 0:23:58.565 got to go separate for the windows. It's not just 0:23:58.605 --> 0:24:00.925 that about cleaning products. You also find yourself saying a 0:24:00.965 --> 0:24:04.245 lot to somebody. It's a real game changer, and it's 0:24:04.285 --> 0:24:08.085 about something basic to deal with cleaning. You do this 0:24:08.205 --> 0:24:10.445 with a hand. You're going to dish us a tablet. 0:24:10.645 --> 0:24:12.325 You let it simmer for ten or fifty and it 0:24:12.365 --> 0:24:13.725 is a real game changer. 0:24:13.805 --> 0:24:15.565 And listener told us about that last year. 0:24:15.605 --> 0:24:19.925 I still do it, and it is a real go changer. 0:24:21.805 --> 0:24:23.725 I tell you another thing about signs you on an adults. 0:24:23.765 --> 0:24:27.525 So two things happened within twenty four hours. I turned 0:24:27.685 --> 0:24:30.525 fifty three two weeks ago. And then I'm renewing my 0:24:30.725 --> 0:24:33.525 life insurance at the moment. And as part of that, now, 0:24:33.565 --> 0:24:35.484 the new way to check blood pressure isn't you got 0:24:35.525 --> 0:24:38.365 a doctor and get the old cuff thing day Now 0:24:38.365 --> 0:24:40.205 to get a good reading, you have to wear the 0:24:40.285 --> 0:24:43.085 cuff for twenty four hours. So I had to go 0:24:43.165 --> 0:24:45.365 and where it's literally stays you know, I mean, you 0:24:45.405 --> 0:24:48.925 know that cuff and I'm in a belt around me, 0:24:49.045 --> 0:24:53.405 wearing the machine, wearing a pouch machine. Okay, then every 0:24:53.445 --> 0:24:59.765 half an hour whatever I'm doing. My wife just left 0:24:59.805 --> 0:25:02.365 the bed and went, I can't do this every half 0:25:02.365 --> 0:25:05.205 an hour. You're inflating the middle of this every half 0:25:05.205 --> 0:25:08.165 an hour, so is like crying out lower? Are you 0:25:08.245 --> 0:25:12.685 ready to pressure? The machine's gonna dig her mill every 0:25:12.725 --> 0:25:14.525 half an hour? And not just that. I had a 0:25:14.525 --> 0:25:16.005 tea show on. It was a nice sunny day, so 0:25:16.045 --> 0:25:18.045 everywhere I went people could see that I had that 0:25:18.125 --> 0:25:20.085 you know that cuff. And I was in I was 0:25:20.125 --> 0:25:23.205 in Woolies, done my weekly shop, and the ladies said 0:25:23.205 --> 0:25:25.165 to me, someone actually came up and won. The workers 0:25:25.205 --> 0:25:28.285 then went, excuse me, son, you do know you're wearing 0:25:28.365 --> 0:25:33.925 a cuff. Blood pressure marks as if I just winded 0:25:33.965 --> 0:25:37.045 out confused from the doctors. So you're gonna need to 0:25:37.405 --> 0:25:41.645 I'm blood from the blood pressure machine. Oh nine O nine. 0:25:41.645 --> 0:25:43.525 There's a middle aged man. There's a loon on my 0:25:43.965 --> 0:25:48.085 loon on nine loun not nine every half an hour 0:25:48.445 --> 0:25:50.885 watching TV for twenty four hours. 0:25:51.045 --> 0:25:52.645 That's it, that's crazy. 0:25:52.685 --> 0:25:52.925 What for? 0:25:54.165 --> 0:25:58.405 I found it more stressful and it's just start strengthing 0:25:58.445 --> 0:26:02.525 your arm, no matter what. What's this bantom arm thing? 0:26:03.205 --> 0:26:05.045 Well, after you got the ladders, probably it's a good thing. 0:26:05.045 --> 0:26:09.325 You're in your life all right, so is your an adult? 0:26:09.405 --> 0:26:11.685 It's the other thing is I take so much joy now? 0:26:12.045 --> 0:26:16.085 It's mindfulness for me. It's mopping the floor. Really. Oh god, 0:26:16.085 --> 0:26:18.485 I love that I was born one of the kids 0:26:18.485 --> 0:26:20.125 of the day. I said. Listen, at some point in life, 0:26:20.125 --> 0:26:23.085 you might have a home with wooden floorboards. Oh god, dad, 0:26:23.085 --> 0:26:24.805 I said, And you're going to hang on. You're going 0:26:24.845 --> 0:26:27.645 to replay this memory right now. The key to mopping 0:26:27.645 --> 0:26:30.765 wooden floorboards is to never overfill the bucket. I don't 0:26:30.765 --> 0:26:33.925 even go half full. And it's routinely emptying it three 0:26:34.005 --> 0:26:35.485 or four times. Even when you think this is a 0:26:35.525 --> 0:26:38.765 one bucket job, it ain't. It's two or three to 0:26:38.805 --> 0:26:41.605 do it properly, and don't overwhet the floor. That's a 0:26:41.645 --> 0:26:42.845 health hanswer for somebody else. 0:26:43.365 --> 0:26:46.365 Do you have one of those old like the floppy 0:26:46.525 --> 0:26:47.965 hair ones, or do you have one of the new 0:26:48.005 --> 0:26:48.805 like a steam mop? 0:26:48.925 --> 0:26:52.125 Oh no, I don't use steams. I know the old 0:26:52.125 --> 0:26:54.365 one like a school care cham might have. I know 0:26:54.525 --> 0:26:56.805 your parents are kids. That one where you put it 0:26:56.805 --> 0:27:03.765 in and got that footing that us people and og 0:27:04.645 --> 0:27:08.285 analog analog mopping. That's what I'm doing, right, it's the 0:27:08.845 --> 0:27:13.005 version of mopping joy. That's it. And it's when you 0:27:13.045 --> 0:27:16.965 get that dirty water. Oh, it's like the floor is thanking, 0:27:17.005 --> 0:27:19.445 it's gleaming. You should have been a janitor in it 0:27:20.845 --> 0:27:23.565 is the school caretaker. And the other thing is as well. 0:27:23.605 --> 0:27:27.405 You've got a favorite burner on the stove, top right 0:27:27.405 --> 0:27:29.885 for me? Do he's the big boy? Oh? Straight, the 0:27:29.885 --> 0:27:32.165 big boy? Yeah, only big boy. Even if I'm steaming 0:27:32.125 --> 0:27:35.285 broccoli spinach like last night, big boys coming on, I'll go, 0:27:35.325 --> 0:27:37.965 big boy, just take it easy because the spinish will 0:27:38.005 --> 0:27:40.645 will if you come in too hot too soon. Broccoli 0:27:40.765 --> 0:27:42.965 needs it, but not spinach. Go easy, big guy. 0:27:43.125 --> 0:27:44.845 Yes, what are you top right? You taught me it's 0:27:44.845 --> 0:27:47.245 a top left. Our big boy is bottom left. So 0:27:47.285 --> 0:27:51.004 I go wherever the big boy goes. And that's your 0:27:51.045 --> 0:27:53.725 life story, isn't it exactly? That's how you and Will meet, isn't. 0:27:53.525 --> 0:27:55.605 It one hundred percent? He's my bottom left? Yeah, no, 0:27:55.725 --> 0:28:00.405 that's enough now. And Patsy, what's your site for a grown. 0:28:00.805 --> 0:28:03.165 When you tell the family when they have a hankering 0:28:03.165 --> 0:28:06.525 for dessert. We're out on Sunday. Chris really wanted dessert, 0:28:06.685 --> 0:28:09.445 and we thought, no, we're outside with the it's too cold. 0:28:09.685 --> 0:28:13.045 And I say, there's plenty of snacks and treats at home. 0:28:13.205 --> 0:28:16.045 Oh no, the dreaded phrase, let's not get to take away. 0:28:16.045 --> 0:28:17.045 We've got stuff at home. 0:28:17.365 --> 0:28:18.685 There's plenty of stuff. 0:28:19.125 --> 0:28:23.485 I can mate nuggets a couple of months ago. To 0:28:23.525 --> 0:28:30.125 the kids. I can makee nuggets. There's pretend we're in 0:28:30.125 --> 0:28:33.565 a drive through. No, my husband, come by the kitchen, 0:28:33.645 --> 0:28:35.885 I and you place your ordiny, walk back around. 0:28:37.645 --> 0:28:38.325 All the way home. 0:28:38.965 --> 0:28:41.365 Wouldn't stop talking about donuts. We need to stop. And 0:28:41.405 --> 0:28:43.205 I said, no, we're not having donuts. 0:28:43.245 --> 0:28:45.525 If you even listen to show, just imagine that Pats 0:28:45.685 --> 0:28:49.645 is married to Homers Simpson. You've got a pretty good representation. 0:28:49.805 --> 0:28:50.765 He drinks stuff beer. 0:28:51.125 --> 0:28:52.445 He's like, well, donuts. 0:28:52.445 --> 0:28:56.205 I said, no, you're not having donuts. 0:28:56.325 --> 0:28:57.845 We've got donuts at home. 0:28:59.925 --> 0:29:02.765 Thank god, those those hounds that are broken the garden 0:29:02.805 --> 0:29:05.325 stilled his donuts. He'd be out there now, go full 0:29:05.405 --> 0:29:09.045 John for a donut man record. 0:29:09.805 --> 0:29:12.805 Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:29:12.725 --> 0:29:14.685 Have you choosed on? The show, we ask you, what 0:29:14.685 --> 0:29:17.245 are the signs you're an adult Christian going to sleep 0:29:17.285 --> 0:29:20.605 at a normal time. You hated it as a kid, 0:29:20.845 --> 0:29:23.365 it was your sworn enemy and nemesis a kid. Now 0:29:23.925 --> 0:29:27.765 love it, Oh my god, when you dreamers have grown 0:29:27.845 --> 0:29:29.925 up to have the deep sleeps you have as a kid, 0:29:30.165 --> 0:29:33.965 Oh God, that deep. You never even worried about sleep. 0:29:34.485 --> 0:29:36.725 You didn't have to think about your like hour before 0:29:36.765 --> 0:29:40.925 the sleep taking a magnesium el tory, gleisine, glei snake, 0:29:41.005 --> 0:29:43.845 what are you taking? What's a stack? You just slept? 0:29:44.045 --> 0:29:46.685 And remember you wake up and you have energy. There's 0:29:46.725 --> 0:29:49.325 not this like one hour Christian sleep. 0:29:49.565 --> 0:29:53.085 Wake up now you're still had a solid eight or nine. 0:29:54.445 --> 0:29:56.325 Thank you very much to Greg, who's just sent me 0:29:56.365 --> 0:30:00.405 a picture of live old school mopping right now, the 0:30:00.525 --> 0:30:03.485 proper one, the foot pedal. What I'm doing it right? Greg, 0:30:03.805 --> 0:30:07.445 doing it right? Gaining Christian signs. You're an adult. You 0:30:07.485 --> 0:30:12.045 appreciate your good parents. Socks Now, what makes a good 0:30:12.045 --> 0:30:15.365 pair of socks. We've got to be talking about elasticity. 0:30:15.885 --> 0:30:17.725 Oh yeah, I don't want it dropping down, but I 0:30:17.765 --> 0:30:19.365 don't want it too tight. I don't want to gripping 0:30:19.365 --> 0:30:19.965 it like a garter. 0:30:20.125 --> 0:30:21.765 No no, no, no, no no no, I wouldn't know what 0:30:21.805 --> 0:30:24.285 a garter's like, but each to rome whatever gets you going. 0:30:24.605 --> 0:30:29.085 And and also reinforced heel. I like a padded heel. 0:30:29.805 --> 0:30:32.125 It's no, I like a little bit of padding. 0:30:32.245 --> 0:30:35.645 I'd say the whole cushion soul myself, not just the heel. 0:30:36.765 --> 0:30:39.885 Yeah yeah, you wait, you're twenty years behind us. You'll 0:30:39.925 --> 0:30:42.085 need cushioning. Okay, not just in a chair, but your 0:30:42.085 --> 0:30:44.805 feet need to be cushioned throughout the day. Everything needs 0:30:44.805 --> 0:30:47.605 to be cushioned, get your backside and the soles of 0:30:47.645 --> 0:30:50.405 your feet. You need to be cushioned throughout life after 0:30:50.445 --> 0:30:52.765 a while. I know the fan though of these days. 0:30:52.765 --> 0:30:55.205 So why do they need to put for adults? Ellen 0:30:55.565 --> 0:30:58.405 r actually deliberately screw it up? 0:30:58.525 --> 0:31:01.805 Oh no, no, no no, that way chaos lines chaos. 0:31:02.405 --> 0:31:05.605 That's me. I'm the chaos maker. I will don't you 0:31:05.605 --> 0:31:07.925 don't you don't tell me to put it on left 0:31:07.925 --> 0:31:10.325 and right? Who's the boss? 0:31:10.485 --> 0:31:10.645 Who? 0:31:10.845 --> 0:31:14.605 What's it going to make? Anyhow? The right foot's going left. 0:31:14.685 --> 0:31:16.285 I don't know the answer that question. 0:31:16.685 --> 0:31:18.565 But if I'm doing the washing, when I'm putting it 0:31:18.605 --> 0:31:20.925 back together, I will never put a left with the left. 0:31:20.485 --> 0:31:22.725 And oh no, no right, okay, tomorrow, I want you 0:31:22.765 --> 0:31:23.965 to put your left and your right and you're right 0:31:24.045 --> 0:31:26.765 the left. See what going to show your hair? Come on, 0:31:26.885 --> 0:31:32.045 Come on only once, man, Chris. You know your adult 0:31:32.045 --> 0:31:34.605 when you get a weird satisfaction from a well hung 0:31:35.125 --> 0:31:38.285 line of washing. I guess, depending on age, well hung 0:31:38.325 --> 0:31:40.405 means two different things, doesn't it in your twenties and 0:31:40.405 --> 0:31:42.325 then in your fifties? I get it and eats an 0:31:42.445 --> 0:31:48.285 Rose Bay Christian. You know this is the crazy This 0:31:48.365 --> 0:31:51.885 one here is the most honest text of the show. 0:31:54.765 --> 0:31:56.725 You know you're an adult when the most exciting part 0:31:56.765 --> 0:31:59.765 of your day is beating at five o'clock traffic home 0:32:00.525 --> 0:32:05.325 to apply hemory cream. For a lot of our audience, 0:32:05.525 --> 0:32:08.245 they're nodding right now. They're high five in this show 0:32:08.285 --> 0:32:09.885 going if you know, you know, why do you have 0:32:09.925 --> 0:32:12.245 to do havev roid creaming? I don't know. Maybe it's 0:32:12.285 --> 0:32:13.845 just the way they like to do it. They think 0:32:14.005 --> 0:32:16.165 I've got all my tasks done now I want to 0:32:16.165 --> 0:32:17.605 get home. Just a little bit of fun for me 0:32:18.125 --> 0:32:20.045 in the walk in wardrobe or lock the toilet door 0:32:20.085 --> 0:32:20.925 and just get down to it. 0:32:20.965 --> 0:32:22.445 Well, at least they're not doing in the car. They're 0:32:22.485 --> 0:32:23.485 waiting till they get home. 0:32:23.845 --> 0:32:25.605 I wouldn't put it past some Australians to do that 0:32:25.645 --> 0:32:29.885 in the car and traffic. I'll just reach around telling 0:32:29.925 --> 0:32:33.085 you now, if we were to ask our audience which 0:32:33.125 --> 0:32:35.805 one of them are suffering from roid rage right now? 0:32:37.005 --> 0:32:40.645 I reckon, I reckon in all symsis at least one thing, 0:32:41.805 --> 0:32:44.885 at least honestly right at least what we'd get at 0:32:44.965 --> 0:32:47.605 least one thousand people come back going one hundred percent 0:32:48.005 --> 0:32:53.285 call in. Thank you very much all these We'll come 0:32:53.325 --> 0:32:54.365 back to it next week. 0:32:54.765 --> 0:32:58.685 Roid Rage Christian Color Show Podcast. 0:32:59.405 --> 0:33:01.925 Good wanting to Craig Walton Christian. All this talk about 0:33:01.965 --> 0:33:04.405 mopping makes you want to mop the kitchen as soon 0:33:04.445 --> 0:33:06.005 as you get home from work today, Craig, I know 0:33:06.285 --> 0:33:08.405 this show can be pretty arousing. Sometimes it gets it 0:33:08.765 --> 0:33:12.285 gets a federal words up. Make sure you send photos. 0:33:12.285 --> 0:33:13.765 What can a mop be using? So? I hope it's 0:33:13.765 --> 0:33:17.165 the old foot pedal one. Otherwise retune. I've got no 0:33:17.245 --> 0:33:19.885 time for your bs in the morning. This is an 0:33:19.885 --> 0:33:23.605 incredible story that's coming from one of you. Luke Yes 0:33:23.645 --> 0:33:26.245 still on the show, we were talking about Airbnb's and 0:33:26.365 --> 0:33:29.405 holiday rentals? What do you always see in them? And 0:33:29.645 --> 0:33:33.045 this comes from Luke Christian catching up with the podcast 0:33:33.165 --> 0:33:35.485 from your Return from Each to Break, and it made 0:33:35.525 --> 0:33:38.645 me think of summer twenty sixteen staying at an Airbnb 0:33:39.125 --> 0:33:42.805 in Boston. Now, obviously some memory on Luke here ten 0:33:42.885 --> 0:33:46.285 years ago, but when you hear what he saw, that 0:33:46.325 --> 0:33:49.805 stuff doesn't leave the mind's recesses, the dark recess It's 0:33:49.845 --> 0:33:53.845 in there forever. I arrived late on a Friday evening 0:33:53.965 --> 0:33:56.685 and was satisfied with the place I chosen, a clean, 0:33:56.765 --> 0:33:59.925 comfortable house with a welcoming host. I settled and I 0:33:59.965 --> 0:34:02.125 went to bed, tired from the long flight. The next 0:34:02.125 --> 0:34:04.765 morning I awoke and FaceTime I found me back home 0:34:04.805 --> 0:34:06.965 giving them a guard. It to all the place into 0:34:06.965 --> 0:34:10.685 a horror, just a giant mural on the wall of 0:34:10.805 --> 0:34:16.525 the airbnb's hosts naked body. The mural was made up 0:34:16.525 --> 0:34:19.444 of lots of images of her giving both giving birth, 0:34:20.165 --> 0:34:23.364 close up body parts, baby heads coming out, et cetera. 0:34:23.565 --> 0:34:26.565 Baby heads? How many were there? One, two, three, four 0:34:27.725 --> 0:34:31.445 baby heads coming out in the et cetera? How I 0:34:31.445 --> 0:34:33.325 didn't notice the night before? I never know. I put 0:34:33.365 --> 0:34:35.404 it down to tiredness. I booked him for seven nights, 0:34:35.485 --> 0:34:39.364 right to face her awkwardly for a week. I would 0:34:39.365 --> 0:34:43.845 divert my gaze as I've walked past the naked mural. Christian, 0:34:43.845 --> 0:34:46.205 I've attached to your viewing pleasure an image of said mural, 0:34:46.245 --> 0:34:48.765 for it has to be seen to be believed. Chanks. 0:34:48.845 --> 0:34:53.565 And that's from Luke Maguire. It's as described, and it's 0:34:53.605 --> 0:34:57.205 a big mural. It's huge, it's hue, it's a museum 0:34:57.245 --> 0:35:01.045 piece of and you know, the majesty of birth and 0:35:01.085 --> 0:35:03.525 you don't hide that away. But I'm just in an airbnb. 0:35:04.285 --> 0:35:08.245 You're showing strangers from around the world a very intimate, 0:35:08.845 --> 0:35:10.325 beautiful but private moment. 0:35:10.605 --> 0:35:14.605 Yeah, it's very prominent in the house. It's actually in 0:35:14.645 --> 0:35:16.525 the shape of her naked form. 0:35:16.605 --> 0:35:18.045 Yeah, I know that's what. It took me a while 0:35:18.085 --> 0:35:20.765 to die into his eyes. It's quite it's got a share. Oh, 0:35:20.805 --> 0:35:25.085 it's a it's a shape of her, a shape for you. 0:35:25.765 --> 0:35:28.285 It should play that as you will pass. I'm in 0:35:28.285 --> 0:35:29.965 love with the shape of you. 0:35:30.085 --> 0:35:33.125 Wow, it's just a bit much, isn't it. 0:35:32.205 --> 0:35:36.125 It's a lot for stranger, just for a year, A 0:35:36.205 --> 0:35:38.165 stranger you don't know, shouldn't see that. 0:35:38.485 --> 0:35:40.844 Hundreds of strangers will you know, probably come through your 0:35:40.845 --> 0:35:44.125 Airbnb and the she I mean, I'm. 0:35:44.045 --> 0:35:46.725 Worried now that some of our grubbier listeners you know, 0:35:46.885 --> 0:35:50.205 are going to try and find that place in Boston. Wow, 0:35:50.525 --> 0:35:53.885 go to Boston. Just it's like things to do in Boston. 0:35:54.925 --> 0:35:56.885 See the naked mi or of a lady giving birth 0:35:57.405 --> 0:36:01.245 twenty seven Bitter Unit twenty seven b I would say, 0:36:01.725 --> 0:36:07.125 human side way. It's also repeated photos. That's what I noticed. 0:36:07.165 --> 0:36:11.485 A kaleidoscopic drug induced yes, and it's like something from 0:36:11.485 --> 0:36:13.885 the seventy Yes, you know when they're all swinging it 0:36:14.005 --> 0:36:16.405 up to it Free Love Babies. You're right, Yeah, it 0:36:16.445 --> 0:36:18.285 looks like it's from the seven. I noticed that Alex 0:36:18.325 --> 0:36:21.005 I kept seeing a lot about repeated images, repeating. I 0:36:21.005 --> 0:36:24.725 think they're only about four photos, but they're just repeated throughout. 0:36:24.765 --> 0:36:28.165 Oh my god, it looks like she's given her to 0:36:28.365 --> 0:36:33.085 one thousand and seventeen kids. That was my god. Did 0:36:33.085 --> 0:36:35.404 you be in the Guinness Book of Records and there's 0:36:35.405 --> 0:36:38.165 the topless shots of her? Yes, it's all yeah, someone's 0:36:38.165 --> 0:36:40.325 had a good look this morning before the Sport News. Well, 0:36:40.325 --> 0:36:44.765 it's just weirdly mesmerizing straight they are topless boom shots. 0:36:44.845 --> 0:36:46.245 Alex get a grip. 0:36:46.085 --> 0:36:53.765 Man bristeaning it's perfectly normal. Figure out which way is up? 0:36:53.805 --> 0:36:54.005 Though? 0:36:54.205 --> 0:36:56.205 Is it the bosom is up? Yeah? 0:36:56.205 --> 0:36:57.165 But which is the bosom? 0:36:57.205 --> 0:36:59.085 I thought it was like mubbe man explaining like that. 0:36:59.165 --> 0:37:01.805 But the ladies brasi yoh, okay, I think I must 0:37:01.805 --> 0:37:02.565 have an episode down. 0:37:02.565 --> 0:37:04.285 I never thought it was her legs. 0:37:05.045 --> 0:37:13.005 No, come on, go on, this is a PG show. Now. 0:37:13.085 --> 0:37:17.165 The point saying where was all this leading case? I'm wondering, Christian, 0:37:17.365 --> 0:37:20.484 where have you taken us? Do you know where you're going? Sometimes? Yes? 0:37:21.245 --> 0:37:24.245 What is the strangest thing you've ever seen in somebody 0:37:24.245 --> 0:37:27.605 else's house? We've peaked too soon. Every store we're going 0:37:27.685 --> 0:37:30.965 to get will fall have to file behind the naked 0:37:31.085 --> 0:37:34.844 mirror of somebody not naked but gimming move it's a lady. 0:37:35.965 --> 0:37:39.685 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:37:39.685 --> 0:37:45.045 What's the strangest thing You've seen in somebody else's house? Andrew, 0:37:45.445 --> 0:37:48.205 thank you very much for your text. No way I 0:37:48.245 --> 0:37:50.245 can read any of that on air, but I will 0:37:50.285 --> 0:37:54.805 tell the team off air. It is incredible. I'm excited, 0:37:54.885 --> 0:37:57.645 it's salacious. Can you give us a clue? Yeah, he 0:37:57.725 --> 0:38:02.485 replaces shower screens. Got it, Christian, this is Sharan now 0:38:02.525 --> 0:38:04.605 moved on. Was working in a house and in the 0:38:04.645 --> 0:38:07.085 liv room there was a spa and twenty four jets 0:38:07.565 --> 0:38:13.965 in the living room. Jessica went, Christna went to an 0:38:14.005 --> 0:38:17.085 open for inspection. They had changed the study into a 0:38:17.205 --> 0:38:20.965 human sized dolls house. Oh no, no, no, make your 0:38:21.005 --> 0:38:25.725 excuses and leave. No, no, make your excuses and leaf. 0:38:25.965 --> 0:38:30.365 That is terrifying. That's a murder house. Yes, absolutely terrifying. 0:38:30.485 --> 0:38:32.205 All right, let's tay some calls now before we got 0:38:32.245 --> 0:38:34.805 a course. I should just say this right. Tina, one 0:38:34.805 --> 0:38:37.645 of our apparent producers, came in and she goes to me, 0:38:37.765 --> 0:38:43.525 what's your rolling? What's your rolling on taxidermy? I do 0:38:43.685 --> 0:38:46.725 have some very faint rulings for you. Oh don't know 0:38:46.805 --> 0:38:50.165 about the count, but it's slim. I tell you what. 0:38:50.205 --> 0:38:53.365 I've never been asked to have an instant opinion about 0:38:53.485 --> 0:38:54.725 taxidermy on the radio. 0:38:54.805 --> 0:38:58.285 A pre existing policy to tax animals. 0:38:58.285 --> 0:39:02.045 It might be people's beloved family pets, you know. So 0:39:02.405 --> 0:39:05.045 we're happy for taxidermy calls, aren't we. Yes, yeah, I 0:39:05.045 --> 0:39:06.565 mean there's no rule against it. I didn't know it's 0:39:06.565 --> 0:39:08.685 such a common thing that we're going to get a 0:39:08.685 --> 0:39:12.245 lot of cools of stuffed animals around the house. Anyway, 0:39:12.245 --> 0:39:13.725 first of all, who you got here? We got Kim, 0:39:13.805 --> 0:39:16.245 Good morning, Cam, Good morning Christian. 0:39:16.285 --> 0:39:16.645 How are you. 0:39:16.725 --> 0:39:18.645 I'm very good, Kem than on the show. I hope 0:39:18.645 --> 0:39:19.045 you're well. 0:39:19.765 --> 0:39:20.165 I'm well. 0:39:20.205 --> 0:39:21.285 Thanks all right. 0:39:23.805 --> 0:39:27.125 So I went on a girl's weekend away and there 0:39:27.285 --> 0:39:30.725 was a shower sort of spy in the middle of 0:39:30.765 --> 0:39:33.205 the lounge room, right. 0:39:33.525 --> 0:39:37.365 So like with with shower curtains on the mid so 0:39:37.365 --> 0:39:39.165 there's a TV in one corner and then you've got 0:39:39.445 --> 0:39:40.645 the shower in the other corner. 0:39:41.845 --> 0:39:43.645 It was pretty much smack thang in the middle of 0:39:43.645 --> 0:39:47.885 the room. And yeah, there was like a sheller curtain 0:39:47.925 --> 0:39:49.605 that kind of like stuck to you when you went 0:39:49.645 --> 0:39:50.205 into the show. 0:39:50.925 --> 0:39:55.285 School ones rightly got water the water version of static 0:39:55.325 --> 0:39:57.485 were cleanses exactly. 0:39:57.565 --> 0:40:00.525 And we had, you know, have a show like do 0:40:00.605 --> 0:40:03.245 you mind sort of stipping outside of the roin but 0:40:03.405 --> 0:40:08.085 we go a showering peace is so bizarre and where 0:40:08.085 --> 0:40:09.765 do you drive in front. 0:40:09.645 --> 0:40:14.925 Of the telly? You wantin or no deal? Very awfully, 0:40:15.925 --> 0:40:19.405 Grant Daniel look the other way please, Kem. That is 0:40:19.445 --> 0:40:21.325 a great one. Thank you. Very much. Go on the show. 0:40:21.365 --> 0:40:25.285 Have a good day. Thank you, Hey Paul, Good morning, Paul, 0:40:25.285 --> 0:40:28.565 Welcome to the show. Welcome Christian, how are you. I'm 0:40:28.565 --> 0:40:30.405 good mate, Thanks for colling in. So what is the 0:40:30.405 --> 0:40:32.285 strange thing you've seen in somebody else's home. 0:40:33.445 --> 0:40:37.844 The strangest thing I experienced which I could never imagined. 0:40:38.765 --> 0:40:42.765 One of a friend's friend of mine was inviting me 0:40:42.845 --> 0:40:47.045 over and I ended up in a house which is 0:40:47.085 --> 0:40:52.325 like a big warehouse home that he built, and I 0:40:52.405 --> 0:40:55.405 saw an actual helicopter in his in the bedroom. 0:40:59.245 --> 0:41:02.005 You already couldn't make it up a helicopter. 0:41:03.125 --> 0:41:06.925 Helicopter so without the propellers on top. All the propellers 0:41:06.965 --> 0:41:09.405 were actually situated in the corner of the room, but 0:41:09.445 --> 0:41:12.485 the actual helicopter was inside the room. I just I 0:41:12.605 --> 0:41:13.965 freaked out. I couldn't believe. 0:41:13.765 --> 0:41:16.085 It was the bed in the helicopter. 0:41:16.885 --> 0:41:18.445 How did it fit in the rest of the bedroom? 0:41:18.525 --> 0:41:23.805 Was the lounge seats or he's watching TV from the chopper? Yeah, yeah, 0:41:23.885 --> 0:41:25.525 but that's basically the idea. 0:41:25.605 --> 0:41:28.884 So that the idea is it's a man cave and 0:41:28.925 --> 0:41:30.924 he's got the TV up on the wall and he's 0:41:30.925 --> 0:41:33.325 got the helicopter in there. So you can actually watch 0:41:33.365 --> 0:41:35.765 it from the outside of the or the inside of 0:41:35.765 --> 0:41:39.525 the helicopter. It's the craziest thing. 0:41:39.605 --> 0:41:41.605 You know, Tom Hanks him big when he's a kid. 0:41:41.685 --> 0:41:43.525 This is what became of the kids. It's he would 0:41:43.525 --> 0:41:46.165 have got the Zoltar machine somewhere in the corner. That 0:41:46.565 --> 0:41:49.924 is incredible, unbelievable. Did you even go and get hold 0:41:49.965 --> 0:41:50.925 and buy a helicopter? 0:41:51.725 --> 0:41:52.525 I don't know. 0:41:52.565 --> 0:41:54.725 I think he would have got it marketplace, you know where. 0:41:54.765 --> 0:41:57.605 It was just not not operating anymore. So he thought, 0:41:57.645 --> 0:41:58.645 you know why, why not? 0:41:59.845 --> 0:42:00.965 How'd he get it in the house? 0:42:02.605 --> 0:42:04.085 He know, he cranes it in. 0:42:07.005 --> 0:42:10.925 Yeah, you know what, Paul, You've give me an idea. 0:42:11.045 --> 0:42:13.045 Do you know what we should do. Let's search for 0:42:13.125 --> 0:42:16.965 the greatest man cave in Australia. This is already a contender. 0:42:17.725 --> 0:42:23.125 Helicopter is incredible, but let's actually search a main cave 0:42:23.245 --> 0:42:26.605 of the year. What is Australia's greatest man cave? Paul, 0:42:26.885 --> 0:42:28.685 thank you very much the idea. I'm going to send 0:42:28.685 --> 0:42:29.685 your bride. Thanks for corning. 0:42:29.725 --> 0:42:31.765 Mate, have a good day, Thank you very much. 0:42:31.805 --> 0:42:32.045 Thank you. 0:42:32.285 --> 0:42:34.485 Can we go ahead, Karen, Good morning, Karen, Welcome to 0:42:34.525 --> 0:42:38.685 the SHOWMTE good morning people. All right, now, Karen, does 0:42:38.725 --> 0:42:40.565 this involve a stuffed animal? 0:42:41.445 --> 0:42:42.765 This certainly does. 0:42:42.685 --> 0:42:44.605 Get the intaxidentacles. All right. 0:42:45.125 --> 0:42:49.005 I went to a gentleman's house for lunch and the 0:42:49.045 --> 0:42:53.285 minute I walked in, right there was a race horse's 0:42:53.325 --> 0:42:54.325 head staring at me. 0:42:55.725 --> 0:42:58.405 So we're going to say another animal came ready with 0:42:58.405 --> 0:42:59.005 the double button. 0:42:59.445 --> 0:43:02.444 It was a full race horse, a horse's head. 0:43:02.845 --> 0:43:04.805 And did he have any relationship with the horse that 0:43:04.885 --> 0:43:06.765 he invest in? It? Was it a horse he owned? 0:43:07.765 --> 0:43:10.445 He's silly very much, and that's why he did it. 0:43:11.365 --> 0:43:12.924 He did it, or that's what he owned it. 0:43:13.165 --> 0:43:17.445 Hopefully, mind you, he had a fox andese office. 0:43:17.565 --> 0:43:19.645 An actual fox or a stuffed fox. 0:43:19.765 --> 0:43:22.165 Another one, another stuffed animal. 0:43:22.285 --> 0:43:23.605 And was this a day Karen? 0:43:26.205 --> 0:43:27.645 Well, it sort of was. 0:43:27.725 --> 0:43:29.765 But I sort of run from there because. 0:43:29.605 --> 0:43:36.844 Red flag around. Get out of the carrier. That's right, 0:43:37.045 --> 0:43:37.444 I did. 0:43:37.845 --> 0:43:38.285 I did. 0:43:40.125 --> 0:43:41.765 Karen, Thank you very much for give us a call. 0:43:42.485 --> 0:43:46.844 You're welcome, Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:43:47.325 --> 0:43:49.245 We're looking for your stories at the moment on the show. 0:43:49.445 --> 0:43:52.525 What is the strangest thing you've seen in somebody's house. 0:43:53.765 --> 0:43:57.725 Christian had a friend who lived in a spaceship a 0:43:57.765 --> 0:44:03.045 spaceship space ship lived in because of the shape. A 0:44:03.085 --> 0:44:05.485 bed was shaped like a pizza slice to fit the space. 0:44:05.765 --> 0:44:10.565 Of course it all makes sense, is that all the info? 0:44:11.085 --> 0:44:13.485 They don't need to send me more. It's a lot 0:44:13.485 --> 0:44:16.045 of questions. The only extra details that they lived in 0:44:16.045 --> 0:44:18.485 New Zealand, Like it's a thing in New Zealand where 0:44:18.605 --> 0:44:23.245 they all live in spaceships. I'll say no more. You're 0:44:23.245 --> 0:44:25.605 going to christ Church. They're all living in space rockets 0:44:25.885 --> 0:44:28.085 Artemus one. That's where it was before there was two 0:44:29.485 --> 0:44:31.925 christ My uncle is an artist and he had a 0:44:31.965 --> 0:44:36.285 painting that he'd made himself. It was of naked women 0:44:36.445 --> 0:44:38.325 laid on the bed. Do you remember last year we're 0:44:38.325 --> 0:44:40.444 going to have phone in about crazy uncles. We saw 0:44:40.485 --> 0:44:42.165 some of the stories and it was a hard swerve. 0:44:43.165 --> 0:44:45.525 Sometimes we have to see things that you don't have to. 0:44:46.205 --> 0:44:48.884 Sometimes there is a gatekeeper here. Should be a bit more, 0:44:49.245 --> 0:44:50.725 should be a bit more. But you didn't get to 0:44:50.765 --> 0:44:54.125 hear uncle's stories that no one needed to hear anyway. 0:44:54.165 --> 0:44:57.765 One of them was crept through into twenty six. Of course, 0:44:57.765 --> 0:45:00.125 his uncle is going to have a big three to 0:45:00.285 --> 0:45:04.605 four meters long, Oh, naked women laying on a bed 0:45:04.805 --> 0:45:08.725 on his wall. He painted it himself. Christian Theo talking 0:45:08.725 --> 0:45:11.005 about close to two meters taking up the entire wall 0:45:11.045 --> 0:45:13.045 of the lounge. Jerry, I think he meant his private 0:45:13.085 --> 0:45:16.884 bedroom can be watching the news and then suddenly that's 0:45:16.885 --> 0:45:20.685 in the corner of your periphery. You know. The worst part, 0:45:20.845 --> 0:45:24.885 christ was the fact that there was texture added to 0:45:24.925 --> 0:45:28.085 the paintings. So, for example, Christian, velvet for that, we 0:45:28.125 --> 0:45:32.605 get it down. We know where there was velvet. Christian. 0:45:32.605 --> 0:45:35.525 We found a Karma Sutra book at the airbnb well 0:45:36.245 --> 0:45:40.285 before it was online. There were line drawings in the 0:45:40.325 --> 0:45:47.325 ancient art of karmav and b is very interesting encouraging. Yeah, no, no, 0:45:47.685 --> 0:45:51.485 have fun, smash the place, Christian. I do home visits. 0:45:51.645 --> 0:45:55.805 And for I saw a three man handcarved canoe in 0:45:55.845 --> 0:45:58.725 the lounge, apparently been carved in the lounge, but when 0:45:58.765 --> 0:46:00.525 they start to finish, it was too bit to get 0:46:00.565 --> 0:46:07.485 it out, so they left it there. Oh what are 0:46:07.525 --> 0:46:12.925 we doing, Christian? My friend, my friend Melissa, you wanted 0:46:13.005 --> 0:46:16.685 me up. My friend had a full sized portrait off 0:46:16.725 --> 0:46:19.725 our mother in the lounge drum. That's not odd, but 0:46:19.805 --> 0:46:24.285 she was nude. Oh oh that is odd. Christian, Please 0:46:24.285 --> 0:46:27.805 don't use my name. I won't. That place in Boston 0:46:27.885 --> 0:46:30.285 that usually started telling us about sounds interesting. I've seen 0:46:30.325 --> 0:46:35.245 the opposite of birth in someone's home, an actual casket 0:46:35.285 --> 0:46:38.285 with a body inside. Oh, I don't hide my emotion 0:46:38.325 --> 0:46:45.605 as well. And I was shocked, needless to say what wait? Wow? 0:46:45.925 --> 0:46:47.645 Well they used to do it a lot, didn't they 0:46:47.645 --> 0:46:48.565 in olden times? 0:46:49.205 --> 0:46:49.404 No? 0:46:49.445 --> 0:46:53.045 They did, Yes, they did leave the body there. Well, no, 0:46:53.405 --> 0:46:56.085 it would be what they did back in Victorian times, 0:46:56.165 --> 0:46:58.685 wasn't it. They'd have like for days, it'd be there 0:46:58.685 --> 0:46:59.165 before the. 0:46:59.125 --> 0:47:00.125 Funeral, open casket. 0:47:00.365 --> 0:47:04.285 Yeah, okay, I say we don't return to those times. 0:47:04.645 --> 0:47:07.844 You're right, Pat, I'm with you on that Christian. Strange 0:47:07.885 --> 0:47:10.165 thing I've seen someone else's house was actually in the shed. 0:47:10.205 --> 0:47:16.645 They were restoring an old World War two spitfire plane. Wow, 0:47:17.605 --> 0:47:26.924 storing it? What were they playing? Defend us? We got 0:47:26.925 --> 0:47:33.205 Montana waiting to speak to us. Now, Good morning Montana. Hello, yep, hello, 0:47:33.725 --> 0:47:35.525 lovely name Montana. Welcome to the show. 0:47:36.205 --> 0:47:36.725 Thank you. 0:47:37.285 --> 0:47:39.045 All right. So, what's the strangest thing you've seen in 0:47:39.045 --> 0:47:39.725 somebody's house. 0:47:40.405 --> 0:47:42.565 Oh, the strangest thing is actually in my own house. 0:47:43.285 --> 0:47:46.605 I had true pet Maris and when they passed away. 0:47:46.965 --> 0:47:49.165 I really wanted to get them taxed to hermies. I 0:47:49.245 --> 0:47:50.964 used to work with a girl that said she could 0:47:51.005 --> 0:47:54.245 do it, but I just lost contact with her. So 0:47:54.325 --> 0:47:56.765 they are in my freezer, just sitting in there, and 0:47:56.885 --> 0:48:04.884 hip block bags next to the ice cream. 0:48:02.685 --> 0:48:05.525 The almond magnums, and then there's two mice. 0:48:06.245 --> 0:48:07.765 Yeap, just sitting in them. 0:48:07.845 --> 0:48:13.805 How long they in there? You know what, I'm going 0:48:13.885 --> 0:48:16.125 to get one out and have a nice micey pole. 0:48:18.765 --> 0:48:19.765 Lemonade icy pole? 0:48:20.085 --> 0:48:24.645 Oh a icy pole? That and so and were they 0:48:24.725 --> 0:48:26.725 pet mice? I didn't know people can have pet mice. 0:48:27.365 --> 0:48:27.605 Yeah. 0:48:27.645 --> 0:48:29.485 They were named spaghetti and meatball. 0:48:31.125 --> 0:48:35.325 Bless so nice and so does anyone else know that 0:48:35.365 --> 0:48:37.485 they're in there and sometimes forget and then suddenly they're 0:48:37.525 --> 0:48:40.645 rummaging around for ice cubes and oh good god, meatballs 0:48:41.245 --> 0:48:41.685 over that. 0:48:42.165 --> 0:48:44.845 Yeah, I'd show them. They're like what were they in there? 0:48:44.965 --> 0:48:46.965 Or I had an ex boyfriend that he would be 0:48:46.965 --> 0:48:48.805 annoyed there. 0:48:49.685 --> 0:48:51.245 He's still can go and get some milk from the 0:48:51.285 --> 0:48:58.404 shops Montana. Thank you very much for giv us a call. 0:48:58.445 --> 0:49:04.565 We send your prize. Take care Matey Terrifying Christian Condor 0:49:04.685 --> 0:49:08.205 Show podcast. Thank you much for all your mating stories. Today. 0:49:08.725 --> 0:49:11.685 I didn't realize there were so many wild stories about 0:49:12.405 --> 0:49:15.725 what are you've seen in somebody else's home? Strangest thing 0:49:15.725 --> 0:49:20.125 you've seen in somebody else's house? Have a listening from Jeanette. 0:49:20.365 --> 0:49:23.565 Hi Christian, I'm Janet and the weirdest thing I've seen 0:49:23.605 --> 0:49:26.885 in the middle of the house is a toilet in 0:49:26.925 --> 0:49:30.245 the middle of the kitchen. There was nothing around the toilet. 0:49:30.405 --> 0:49:32.685 It was the only toilet in the house. It was 0:49:32.725 --> 0:49:36.645 the house inhabited by half a dozen young men, and 0:49:36.765 --> 0:49:39.365 needless to say, I don't think I ever used the 0:49:39.405 --> 0:49:40.205 bathroom there. 0:49:43.045 --> 0:49:45.645 The only possible explanation for this, if there is any, 0:49:46.485 --> 0:49:48.965 is that it was a duney and the house has 0:49:49.005 --> 0:49:54.005 got built around the only way I could try try 0:49:54.045 --> 0:49:56.085 to offer some kind of context. 0:49:56.125 --> 0:49:58.844 Maybe they got the plans wrong, they read the kitchen wrong, as. 0:49:58.765 --> 0:50:02.765 The bar seen that one on the block. Have you, 0:50:03.445 --> 0:50:05.765 Scotty come and have a look at this slightly didn't 0:50:05.765 --> 0:50:10.205 feature in the kitchen, imot Christian. It is a long 0:50:10.285 --> 0:50:12.445 held edition in Ireland for the body to be returned 0:50:12.445 --> 0:50:15.205 to the family and the family to keep watch for 0:50:15.205 --> 0:50:17.565 at least twenty four hours before the funeral. It is. 0:50:17.925 --> 0:50:21.165 It's a very funny episode of Dairy Gill's about that. 0:50:21.205 --> 0:50:25.165 I cannot recommend enough Mary Lou. And then what are 0:50:25.165 --> 0:50:27.125 the odds? There's got this message come through Christian. I 0:50:27.165 --> 0:50:29.565 think that was my dad you were talking about in 0:50:29.605 --> 0:50:32.605 the coffin as we had him home for three days 0:50:33.045 --> 0:50:35.685 with the anonymous person friend of hers had a body 0:50:35.725 --> 0:50:38.445 and the body in a coffin with it and they 0:50:38.445 --> 0:50:41.964 didn't know. She think that might be. I can't because 0:50:42.005 --> 0:50:44.085 the person wanted me to keep them anonymous. I can't. 0:50:44.205 --> 0:50:46.404 But what are the odds? That's crazy? Now talk about 0:50:46.405 --> 0:50:48.725 what are the odds? Tomorrow Wednesday morning on this show 0:50:48.765 --> 0:50:51.205 at a it's all about your stories of coincidence and chance. 0:50:51.325 --> 0:50:53.765 What are the odds? I'll bring this up now because 0:50:53.765 --> 0:50:55.844 I really needed your help. If we don't get a 0:50:55.845 --> 0:50:58.725 lot of stories banked for eight tomorrow, we're at a 0:50:58.765 --> 0:51:02.125 real risk of getting one. From Caitlin now. Before the 0:51:02.165 --> 0:51:05.765 Easter break, she had an all time goated one. But 0:51:05.925 --> 0:51:08.805 she's come back from two weeks honeymoon in viann Arm 0:51:09.165 --> 0:51:12.005 and there's a lot of Vietnam stories, and not all 0:51:12.005 --> 0:51:15.484 of them are stories. It's a collection of data. They're 0:51:15.485 --> 0:51:17.685 not actually stories. We're a real risk of one coming 0:51:17.685 --> 0:51:22.205 on here tomorrow at eight, please help, please help. And 0:51:22.245 --> 0:51:24.645 then we're talking about taxidermy. And we did set a 0:51:24.685 --> 0:51:29.485 call just now from Montana who's two beloved pet mice, 0:51:30.005 --> 0:51:33.765 meatball and spaghetti they passed away three years ago and 0:51:34.485 --> 0:51:36.605 she lost contact with someone who was going to someone 0:51:36.605 --> 0:51:38.605 at work who could just I think, is it not 0:51:38.645 --> 0:51:41.285 a full time job to be taxidermist or maybe there's 0:51:41.325 --> 0:51:43.565 not been demand anymore now they you know, it's just 0:51:43.605 --> 0:51:45.245 the thing you do on the heart at the weekend, 0:51:45.725 --> 0:51:47.405 ruber driving in the shed. You know you've got some 0:51:47.485 --> 0:51:49.844 formal to hide and supplies, whatever you do, whatever you 0:51:49.845 --> 0:51:52.004 cram them with, I don't know, but anyway, lost content 0:51:52.085 --> 0:51:55.685 on persons. So the dead mice spaghetti meatballs are still 0:51:55.685 --> 0:51:58.165 in the freezer until someone tax it done with this 0:51:58.605 --> 0:52:01.885 and then listen to this story. Though. Christian, one of 0:52:01.885 --> 0:52:04.605 the contractors we're working with, last year showed me a 0:52:04.645 --> 0:52:08.525 picture of his beloved dead dog that he'd had stuffed taxidermy, 0:52:09.045 --> 0:52:11.485 and the way he'd done it. It was next to 0:52:11.565 --> 0:52:16.005 his couch, his stuffed beloved dog with dog tails up 0:52:16.165 --> 0:52:22.365 and then a bottle opener placed in his Nay, that 0:52:22.525 --> 0:52:25.884 is not a way to remember a beloved anything really. 0:52:26.045 --> 0:52:29.325 Desecrating, that is awful. 0:52:30.365 --> 0:52:34.885 That cannot be right. However, it's another one to file 0:52:35.005 --> 0:52:39.405 only in Australia. 0:52:38.005 --> 0:52:40.685 To a Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:52:41.365 --> 0:52:43.925 What are the odds Another one has just come through. 0:52:44.205 --> 0:52:48.565 We cannot move on from Montana, the lady we spoke to, Yeah, 0:52:48.565 --> 0:52:51.005 I think it's about half an hour ago. She was 0:52:51.005 --> 0:52:55.845 talking about her two dead mice, spaghetti, spaghetti and meatballs, 0:52:56.365 --> 0:52:59.005 and how she was working with someone three years ago 0:52:59.085 --> 0:53:01.085 who said that she might be able to stuff them 0:53:01.165 --> 0:53:06.925 preserve them taxi dummy. She lost contact with this person. Hi, Christian, 0:53:07.045 --> 0:53:12.364 I'm Shyla, the girl Montana lost contact with ree Spaghetti 0:53:12.525 --> 0:53:16.685 and me boy. I heard her on your show. Message 0:53:16.685 --> 0:53:20.404 her immediately. We will get the pets done. We will 0:53:20.445 --> 0:53:25.845 send photos. Oh my god, meet more and spaghetti he 0:53:25.965 --> 0:53:29.925 preserved and they should be not the back of a freezer, immortalized. 0:53:30.005 --> 0:53:34.645 Oh my god, like Han Solo and carbonite. Wow. This 0:53:34.725 --> 0:53:38.125 show know, for once, for the first time ever, we've 0:53:38.165 --> 0:53:41.645 done good work. We've achieved one thing this year with 0:53:41.685 --> 0:53:46.685 this national show. We've reunited meat more spaghetti with Shaka 0:53:46.965 --> 0:53:50.405 and Montana. Well, I can finally hold my head up high. 0:53:50.445 --> 0:53:50.765 Wow. 0:53:51.165 --> 0:53:54.725 Wait this is I gotta call it Project hell Mary. 0:53:55.605 --> 0:54:00.805 It's our moonshot, It's our Moonjoy. We are Artemus three. Anyway, 0:54:00.885 --> 0:54:09.725 time for today's time waster. Today is check you Canada 0:54:09.845 --> 0:54:14.045 update it National Fancy Pants Day and we're looking for 0:54:14.085 --> 0:54:17.285 your fancy bands, spash bands, Oh for grabs for the 0:54:17.325 --> 0:54:19.565 best in show. Five hundred dollars to spend at the 0:54:19.645 --> 0:54:23.325 Hijinks Hotel. It's a gift card. Hijints hotels where fun 0:54:23.485 --> 0:54:26.964 checks in and Bortom get out of here checks out. 0:54:27.365 --> 0:54:31.165 Do one search Hijinks Hotel. It looks like a hotel 0:54:31.285 --> 0:54:34.605 actually a game venue. Every room is a different challenge. 0:54:34.805 --> 0:54:37.364 Great for you in the family or al so your 0:54:37.365 --> 0:54:44.765 teammates at work. Okay, all right, fancy bands, the whom 0:54:46.725 --> 0:54:55.885 the room? You mean? The silver plus one's direction, one's direction, 0:54:56.125 --> 0:55:00.125 going in one's direction. Harry Styles used to be in 0:55:00.125 --> 0:55:05.045 a band called One's Direction, Silver spand out, Let's go 0:55:05.165 --> 0:55:11.525 to the ballet pearl. Jam's a bit rough, isn't it. 0:55:11.565 --> 0:55:19.285 You know that fanny shirt? Oh Jam Jam? Sir Edward 0:55:19.405 --> 0:55:32.565 Vedder and what about old Snoochy and the blowfish. 0:55:28.205 --> 0:55:31.405 For the listeners that I'm Christian was whole house. 0:55:31.205 --> 0:55:34.844 In the nose, snooty. Alright, real, what have you got 0:55:35.405 --> 0:55:40.005 fancy bands? Oh? This rapper loves his luxury brands. It's Chanelly. 0:55:41.125 --> 0:55:46.685 Oh that's very I was just slow there, well done, gold. 0:55:46.645 --> 0:55:49.685 Or you'll often see these indie rockers in a fancy brunch. 0:55:50.165 --> 0:55:54.085 It's death Cab SHAKUTERI. Oh that's very good. Yeah, that's good, 0:55:54.165 --> 0:55:54.765 silver plast. 0:55:54.925 --> 0:55:56.645 Who's playing at the Farmer's Market? 0:55:57.005 --> 0:56:05.445 It's artisan garfunkle, more expensive and who loves an expensive shawl? 0:56:05.605 --> 0:56:10.005 Why it's Johnny Kashmere, Johnny Cashman rocking nice pash mina. 0:56:10.485 --> 0:56:11.045 I like it. 0:56:11.765 --> 0:56:14.725 Kristin O'Connell show podcast. 0:56:14.805 --> 0:56:18.605 Today's time waster, we're looking for your fancy bands. Do 0:56:18.645 --> 0:56:21.565 you remember what you thought was fancy as a kid, Yes, yeah, me, 0:56:21.645 --> 0:56:25.285 it was any of my mates at phones that were cordless. Also, 0:56:26.045 --> 0:56:30.125 where's the coil? How do you speak to them? You 0:56:30.165 --> 0:56:34.125 need that an actual line going through the land. How 0:56:34.125 --> 0:56:36.565 are you doing it? There was satellite with an area 0:56:36.605 --> 0:56:38.565 on the top of it. I thought that was pretty 0:56:38.645 --> 0:56:39.525 huge for me. 0:56:39.605 --> 0:56:42.605 It was any kid that had the fridge with the 0:56:42.885 --> 0:56:46.405 ice machine, fancy to me. 0:56:46.685 --> 0:56:47.884 Yeah, that stood it is now? 0:56:47.965 --> 0:56:48.165 Yeah? 0:56:48.325 --> 0:56:49.125 Yeah? 0:56:49.205 --> 0:56:52.285 What about ice cream? That was fancy. 0:56:52.045 --> 0:56:57.365 Vionnetta Yeah yeah yeah. Also separate vedrooms me and my 0:56:57.405 --> 0:56:59.125 sister shared for the first ten years when I used 0:56:59.125 --> 0:57:01.245 to go and see friends. Then I was like my god, mom, Dad, 0:57:01.605 --> 0:57:04.364 they got their own benrooms in a palace or something. Wow. Wait, 0:57:05.725 --> 0:57:08.285 all right, fancy bands, you're ready to mark rio, I'm ready. 0:57:08.965 --> 0:57:18.325 John Cougar Mellon balls, I guess they carved into a sphere. 0:57:21.565 --> 0:57:24.805 It feels more like a nickname for someone old, John 0:57:24.845 --> 0:57:27.645 Cougar Mellon balls, for someone who's maybe got a year 0:57:29.005 --> 0:57:37.565 Adam lambeau On for roll mate, you SATURLLITYE Delay. I'm 0:57:37.605 --> 0:57:44.525 not reacting, no comment. You should have taken that philosophy. 0:57:45.685 --> 0:57:50.925 We had a couple of Mellon balls. It's not Billy 0:57:50.965 --> 0:57:55.965 ocean View property. Billy ocean View property. That's fancy Dan 0:57:56.285 --> 0:58:04.285 ice he Tea, Oh God, Joe Dolbana, that is that 0:58:04.445 --> 0:58:08.005 is going to take some beating. Dylan Walton gave us 0:58:08.605 --> 0:58:12.085 Joe Dolce and Gabanna. Today's time, westers. We're looking for 0:58:12.125 --> 0:58:17.205 your fancy bands, gentlemen at work. It's a good simple 0:58:17.205 --> 0:58:23.325 but effective. Gold and Glen Catamaran Stevens Fancy Bo two 0:58:23.365 --> 0:58:33.325 has midnight olive oil, so fancy old press, extra vergin, ostentatious, 0:58:33.405 --> 0:58:36.645 d Jack Black Clever, got that Hollywood money now silver 0:58:36.725 --> 0:58:39.925 plus Ritzie Martin putting on the rits. 0:58:40.005 --> 0:58:40.965 He's pretty ritzy guy. 0:58:41.085 --> 0:58:47.325 He is already Adam Joshua Odoring. Well done. Now you 0:58:47.325 --> 0:58:52.085 know it's subjective. What's posh? What what melobos? Midnight massage oil? 0:58:53.045 --> 0:58:53.845 Massage oil? 0:58:53.965 --> 0:58:56.325 Posh midnight massages. 0:58:58.405 --> 0:59:02.205 It's the opposite. It's actually seed gruggy. If you found 0:59:02.205 --> 0:59:05.085 out there was a newspaper headline about me getting midnight massages, 0:59:05.125 --> 0:59:08.125 you would go, he's a bit fancy. You go, he's 0:59:08.125 --> 0:59:12.205 seed af and that's one of my email looking passwords, 0:59:12.205 --> 0:59:18.005 by the way, c a who sends that to us. 0:59:18.885 --> 0:59:20.845 Then he was like, it depends what you pause, right, 0:59:20.845 --> 0:59:23.645 if it's midnight massage oil then, which I don't think 0:59:23.685 --> 0:59:24.005 it does. 0:59:24.045 --> 0:59:27.525 Okay, I'm trying to help. No, this isn't posh either, 0:59:28.165 --> 0:59:34.925 different person, but Backstreet Gentleman's Club. There's nothing about that 0:59:35.965 --> 0:59:38.645 ron You think a member of the world fanning would 0:59:38.645 --> 0:59:44.005 do that, actually one of them anyway, Amanda Kate Krock 0:59:44.125 --> 0:59:49.325 and Bush, Kate Bosk. Amanda has given us two. She's 0:59:49.365 --> 0:59:51.325 doing that that one, Kate Krock and Boush. What about 0:59:51.325 --> 1:00:00.085 panacotta at the disco? Delicious two delicious ones, Amanda Caviadi 1:00:00.205 --> 1:00:07.445 b Silver, Jefferson private airplane, Silver Glenn. That's great. David 1:00:07.485 --> 1:00:10.965 bow Tie, this is smartening up a bit, you little 1:00:10.965 --> 1:00:18.005 bow tied there four Dame in parlor not tame Dame ear? 1:00:18.565 --> 1:00:19.725 Is that the second shot? About it? 1:00:19.885 --> 1:00:20.005 Now? 1:00:20.045 --> 1:00:24.805 With tame and parliamenthal bourgeoise easy top, Bourgeoise easy top. 1:00:24.845 --> 1:00:31.125 That's high level. What Josh Swanky goes to Hollywood? Silver Robin, 1:00:31.525 --> 1:00:35.365 the Dior's not the doors Diors silver place and the 1:00:35.565 --> 1:00:41.325 art Timor the artist falling as quinch fancy paste is 1:00:41.725 --> 1:00:47.485 gold Aaron and John Mongoucci. These have been funny. Let's 1:00:47.485 --> 1:00:49.845 two part two in the first half hour tomorrow show. 1:00:49.925 --> 1:00:52.125 I love these fancy fans. Very good. All right, Rio, 1:00:52.125 --> 1:00:55.165 who is off to the Hijinks Hotel. I've got to go, Joe, 1:00:55.245 --> 1:00:58.685 Dolci and Gabbana has too well done. We are back 1:00:58.725 --> 1:01:01.085 tomorrow morning. Thank you very much for being part today's show. 1:01:01.125 --> 1:01:01.765 See you tomorrow. 1:01:02.565 --> 1:01:07.805 Christian O'Connell shown podcast it's a chemist warehouse. 1:01:07.845 --> 1:01:11.285 And save more money every year on your regular medication 1:01:11.605 --> 1:01:14.925 with discounter prescriptions in every store, every day