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Speaker 1: Morning, Pats Morning, Good Morning, Alex morning, and good morning
Speaker 1: Real good morning. Now. Every Tuesday on our show, we
Speaker 1: always kick off by asking you, guys, how was your Monday?
Speaker 1: How did you start the week? Would you say you're
Speaker 1: a Monday winner or loser? Let me know which way
Speaker 1: was your Monday? A winning Monday or losing Monday? Which way?
Speaker 1: And why? Oh for seven five O three one oh
Speaker 1: four three, Ria, how was it for you?
Speaker 4: I was a loser because I've been dentist dodging since
Speaker 4: Australia Day, actually because they put my appointment on a
Speaker 4: public holiday and called to reschedule because they.
Speaker 1: Weren't on dream situation.
Speaker 4: Perfect And I thought, well, actually you know what this
Speaker 4: is on you guys, I'm going to see you in
Speaker 4: six months.
Speaker 5: I tried to do my bit to go to the dentist.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 5: So they've been calling and calling and calling, and I know.
Speaker 4: Their number and I've been like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: rit isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yes, I saw that dentist actually puts that little tiny
Speaker 1: cow pecky thing in your mouth. You've not been.
Speaker 4: Served, Yes, exactly. I've been on the run. But they
Speaker 4: got me yesterday. Those sneaky buckers. They called me from
Speaker 4: a mobile number, and so normally they call from a landline.
Speaker 1: N Jason Bourne, you know where they're going. The calls
Speaker 1: coming from Pakistan and they don't track it is coming
Speaker 1: from China. It's more good issue, sir, on that big situation.
Speaker 1: They're rerooting the calls around the globe.
Speaker 4: And so they found me my weakest point at two
Speaker 4: point thirty Oh no, no number mobile.
Speaker 1: If you do the hours, we do that two till
Speaker 1: three slump. They must have known that. I've even told
Speaker 1: the new boss Dave here right we were meeting up
Speaker 1: last week. He wants to know what's the best time
Speaker 1: when do I call you? How does it work? Every
Speaker 1: breakfas show host has always did it would never call
Speaker 1: me between two and three. He texted me, you set
Speaker 1: one forty five. We can we talk now where I
Speaker 1: told you it's going to be half three at the earliest.
Speaker 1: You don't want to get hold of me right now.
Speaker 1: Even good news I will receive as bad news. Stay away,
Speaker 1: David till half three. Well, they must have known.
Speaker 4: They must have been tracking me for some time, the
Speaker 4: blood sugar levels, and they got me that I picked
Speaker 4: up and she goes.
Speaker 5: Oh hello, mister Lee, like, can we please book you?
Speaker 1: Well, why didn't you just go just hang up? No?
Speaker 1: Because game respect game. You know.
Speaker 4: You got me, You got me, and I've got a yes. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they outplayed me, and I've just I've got to honor that.
Speaker 1: So in a month, I'm booked in there. They've got
Speaker 1: the big one. They've taken out a big one. Supreme
Speaker 1: Leader's been taken out.
Speaker 6: Don't believe a word of that because Rio had to
Speaker 6: call me for something yesterday and I think I got
Speaker 6: the whole Sorry, I think you're cutting out.
Speaker 1: We all do that with you. You perfect?
Speaker 5: Are you going through a tunnel life?
Speaker 1: The entire team's got terrible phone service. Did he you
Speaker 1: need to take us catch out tomorrow?
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 1: How's the day yesterday? How was your Monday? Let us
Speaker 1: know your Monday winner or loser? Which way and why?
Speaker 6: Patsy, I am a Monday winner out of what was
Speaker 6: a loser situation. So I've turned my fate around for
Speaker 6: the week. It's looking good.
Speaker 1: We know what you are. You're a fate twister.
Speaker 6: A fate twister.
Speaker 1: I thought you bend fate to your own will. Absolutely
Speaker 1: like a Greek goddess. Yes, there haven't been any Greek
Speaker 1: gods or goddesses for years, at least five or six, right,
Speaker 1: but now there's a new one.
Speaker 5: And it's yeah.
Speaker 6: We unfortunately were the target of vandals over Easter.
Speaker 1: When news comes to my doorstep, it's six o'clock headlines.
Speaker 6: Yes, eye witness account, Alex we one of our cars
Speaker 6: was parked in our driveway over easter.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, one of our cars? What was it? Was it?
Speaker 1: The Bentley got Cheap of Carl sand Lands At the moment.
Speaker 6: It was hardly. It was just a rab four, the old.
Speaker 1: Run around the dry cleaning I call that the dry cleaning.
Speaker 5: Car, you know, the day Friday car.
Speaker 6: Anyway, they busted through the window and stole some stuff inside,
Speaker 6: and we don't have cameras. We're sort of a bit
Speaker 6: slow on that. We don't even have like a ring
Speaker 6: camera or anything. Anyway, I've got a guy coming over
Speaker 6: today to set us up with all the latest tech.
Speaker 1: So at least now listen, I don't want to sort
Speaker 1: of you know, stand times here, but where you live
Speaker 1: out west, way out west, what kind of sort of
Speaker 1: system are we talking about? Once you got like mirrors
Speaker 1: in a periscope, people ask me that some science books
Speaker 1: to intimidate them.
Speaker 6: Got it. It's just your run of the mill from
Speaker 6: Bunnings set up that's sort of sold.
Speaker 1: So you need these days these cameras incredible.
Speaker 6: Yeah, apparently, and it's got the app on your phone
Speaker 6: so of course you can see if anyone goes past
Speaker 6: the door.
Speaker 1: And oh my god, I've had to turn off the
Speaker 1: alerts for that always to go in the middle of
Speaker 1: the show. I can hear it. Go, I'm better go
Speaker 1: and have a spider had just got in front of
Speaker 1: the camera. I need a sensitive system. But the spiders
Speaker 1: are breaking in the bloody country. You will have this
Speaker 1: in England's spiders. The spiders spider wounds probably blame them
Speaker 1: coming in from Europe.
Speaker 6: The red Backs are taking over. Yeah, so he's coming today.
Speaker 6: So we're getting up and jiggy with it and finally
Speaker 6: getting all.
Speaker 1: Right, you're getting those kind of cameras, cameras tripod one
Speaker 1: in the ceiling in the bedroom.
Speaker 6: The love God said. My husband said I'll do it,
Speaker 6: and I said, no, you won't because it involves drilling
Speaker 6: and hammering and stuff. For that, you know, is.
Speaker 1: This also the one thing that you will love about
Speaker 1: that you better keep an even closer eye on what's
Speaker 1: going on during the morning. If poor Chris, poor Chris,
Speaker 1: your husband, if he goes yeah, yeah, I've made a breakfast.
Speaker 1: Fridge hasn't been even even opened for the last twenty
Speaker 1: seven minutes. That big brother sad brothers. What did they
Speaker 1: take from the car?
Speaker 6: So they took there were three Nothing was on show,
Speaker 6: sage like, nothing was on show. It was all in
Speaker 6: the glove box.
Speaker 1: That's on show.
Speaker 6: Nothing's on show. It's not like shop here. So there
Speaker 6: were three credit cards in the glove box.
Speaker 1: There was a great, great, great place to keep them.
Speaker 1: And you do the news, you literally read out the
Speaker 1: worst things have happened every single day to the glove box,
Speaker 1: but nothing nothing on the show one got to three
Speaker 1: credit cards hundred dollars hits.
Speaker 6: No, there was our tag.
Speaker 1: She calls her car mobile perse.
Speaker 6: It's like a mobile office, our e tag device. But
Speaker 6: the most annoying they didn't take anything from you.
Speaker 1: They didn't take anything from me account did they? No?
Speaker 6: No, No, I was like a sleuth bang and canceled
Speaker 6: the cards in no time. It was like, no, they
Speaker 6: had no chance. But the most annoying thing was.
Speaker 1: The bank were like where were they in the house.
Speaker 6: And the most annoying thing was my prescription sunglasses, Like
Speaker 6: I can't just wear cheap oh sunglasses, I've got.
Speaker 1: To have They took your prescriptions. Descriptions will drop them
Speaker 1: back off those numbers, very specific desire.
Speaker 6: But I thought sucked in. You can't wear them because.
Speaker 1: Edna ever.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian of My Monday Winner or Loser, my NRL team,
Speaker 1: the Dragon sat the coach. Yesterday, Flanno players and fans blindsided.
Speaker 1: That was a headline I saw screaming yesterday on TV.
Speaker 1: Flanno acted players. Sport headlines are so dramatic, aren't they
Speaker 1: blind sided? Players and fans blindsided? When if any of
Speaker 1: us ever said in real life, I was blindsided today.
Speaker 1: We should do a phone in from seven blindsided? When
Speaker 1: have you ever been blind only in sport that it's
Speaker 1: always a manager who's been axed, who gets blindsided, blindsided.
Speaker 1: Flannow outs Christian. I guess he's a Monday loser, but
Speaker 1: I call it a win for US Dragons fans, So
Speaker 1: you're un blindsided. They can see now, he can he
Speaker 1: can see clearly now and they need a win. Yes, Alex,
Speaker 1: youre Monday winner loser.
Speaker 7: I'm a big fat loser with the capital L school
Speaker 7: term back full on. It is on, folks, and are
Speaker 7: we ready?
Speaker 1: No, no, we are not ready. It's only day one
Speaker 1: out of the way.
Speaker 7: We've got the girls back at basketball training yesterday morning
Speaker 7: eight o'clock, oh my god. And then they've got basketball
Speaker 7: again tomorrow night. And then Max Young Max, my four
Speaker 7: year old, he's got these school saws.
Speaker 1: So I'm like tending to my child.
Speaker 7: I feel like I'm in a Dickens novel, some London
Speaker 7: slum you know, on the hay, offering water to go
Speaker 7: get the leeches. It's just tending to its wounds. But
Speaker 7: it's like this skin infection. Yeah, and we had like
Speaker 7: band aids on it and which we shouldn't have done.
Speaker 7: So we got into the doctors yesterday. So he's healing
Speaker 7: from that. But eleven week term this, this, it's a
Speaker 7: big stint, folks.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also it's it's not just that it's these
Speaker 1: days as a parent you have to be across all
Speaker 1: their sports calendar in the UK. It's not it's just
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not sure if it's a good or
Speaker 1: bad thing, but there's no compulsory sport on a Saturday.
Speaker 1: It shows really excuse me, how do you get on
Speaker 1: the last Cup of Olympics. You're all great when it's
Speaker 1: in your backyard, you're pretty chippy. We've got to go
Speaker 1: on a plane somewhere. Suddenly the four mate's so great.
Speaker 1: Go look at the last couple of years. TEGB will
Speaker 1: be ahead of you, guys.
Speaker 6: So what do the kids do on a Saturday if
Speaker 6: there's no sport?
Speaker 1: Still? Cars? Essex, Yeah, invent stuff, pants, invent stuff like
Speaker 1: right plays, right plays like Dickens and Shakespeare. No throwing
Speaker 1: javelins for us or shot putting. No, I tell you
Speaker 1: what when we got here was at first it was
Speaker 1: like bloody oh, that's every Saturday. And plus it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: why are they playing this weekend And it was like,
Speaker 1: oh cool, that's only like an eighteen hour drive. You
Speaker 1: drive them there, they get smashed. They're not going to
Speaker 1: play for a national team. You're going to drive them back.
Speaker 1: That's just Saturday. You only got one day off at
Speaker 1: the weekend on a Sunday. It just so much ferrying
Speaker 1: them around. But one of the great things for our
Speaker 1: girls being forced into that Saturday sport was that you
Speaker 1: make friends and you get teamwork and actually you've realized
Speaker 1: after well, it's not about where their team wins or losers.
Speaker 1: They get so much from being in a team and
Speaker 1: cooperation and contribution and leadership. They got so much in
Speaker 1: doing something sport. Do you remember one of my daughters
Speaker 1: really really got into rowing so much so I would
Speaker 1: have to drop her off on the way to the
Speaker 1: radio show for rowing training in the winter in the dark,
Speaker 1: crazy at a lake? Are we dropping her off at
Speaker 1: quarter to five? And she did that twice a week.
Speaker 1: I remember then she was in some tournament and we
Speaker 1: could watch like a live stream, and we saw the
Speaker 1: commentators were giggling because some two girls had canoed and
Speaker 1: got wedged in a tree on a river bank, and
Speaker 1: so I went, is that one percent? That's her? That
Speaker 1: is our kaid, that's an O'Connell wedged in that tree
Speaker 1: right now. And theyssumed didn't should have us a my
Speaker 1: daughter unwedge a canoe from a tree on the river bank.
Speaker 1: Three other races have been won and lost. You're right
Speaker 1: a bit of the camaraderie, though, I said.
Speaker 7: Tonight, my girls, they're going to be presented with their
Speaker 7: basketball jerseys and they're so excited about it as their
Speaker 7: first sporting team, their first sporting jersey, and we're gonna
Speaker 7: have pizza night with the team and I'm really looking
Speaker 7: forward to it.
Speaker 1: And they're so stoked about it too. Oh that's a
Speaker 1: lovely thing. I'm a Monday winner for the first time ever.
Speaker 1: Last night I made my first ever Bam bam bam rosotto.
Speaker 1: Oh lad, stir lad.
Speaker 5: I saw you this morning before the show with a
Speaker 5: sore risk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I saw that ladeling or that ladeling stirring,
Speaker 1: ladeling stirring. Letting it sit back. You can't rush that.
Speaker 1: You don't mess around to take lightly a risotto and
Speaker 1: the chicken rosotto for the first time. It took a
Speaker 1: long time. People getting annoyed. Yeah, but it shouldn't take
Speaker 1: an hour and forty minutes, very lowly, very lowly. I
Speaker 1: was very nervous. I was intimidated of other Rosotto gods.
Speaker 1: Everyone was just getting annoyed with me. I was gonna,
Speaker 1: what should it normally take? You should have knock it off,
Speaker 1: like forty five minutes, Nouggie said, fifteen minutes, rushing nuggy time.
Speaker 1: It's some prissy boy time. And hour on forty Was
Speaker 1: it worth it though? Yeah? Yeah, but you know when
Speaker 1: people are just worn out and then they're like, they
Speaker 1: were going, this is really nice, man, Actually that hungry.
Speaker 1: Now it's eight o'clock. I know some of the leftovers tomorrow,
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you, now, that's a whole brave new,
Speaker 1: brave new well for me. And Rosotto's Yeah, well, oh
Speaker 1: my god, aren't they great? Delicious?
Speaker 4: They are a lot of work. That's I normally leave
Speaker 4: that to the restaurants. I'm impressed that you took that on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that a Borea rice. It takes ages to soak
Speaker 1: in all that stock.
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Speaker 1: Christian, I'm a Monday loser to save money on delivery fees,
Speaker 1: getting some fence and delivered, I hie a van, picked
Speaker 1: up the fencing, took the corner to my driveway a
Speaker 1: little too hot, took out some of the neighbors fencing
Speaker 1: with money fencing. At least you got damaged to hire
Speaker 1: van now to save hundreds, I've lost two and a
Speaker 1: half thousands in the excess that There are certain words
Speaker 1: where you don't need to add on the full sentence
Speaker 1: to understand. Excess is only of use in high cars
Speaker 1: and vehicles, isn't it? Oh? How much is the access
Speaker 1: to check? Did you did you take the box? Did
Speaker 1: you want to take it? Oh? My god? That means
Speaker 1: we play billions. They're going to have the house. We're
Speaker 1: just ding a wing mirror. We've lost everything. The house
Speaker 1: always wins. Now, Patsy has been presented with a slideshow PowerPoint.
Speaker 1: This is the way now from the young'ins to really
Speaker 1: do a number. You know, we would just sort of
Speaker 1: badger our parents. Please please, can I have my pocket
Speaker 1: money early? Jimmy? Can I have half a year's worth
Speaker 1: of pocket money to get a skateboard an advance? I've
Speaker 1: never I've never asked her any more pocket money ever
Speaker 1: pay and he was just annoy your parents. Four weeks ago,
Speaker 1: get my handbag. Now it's a power point. I've had
Speaker 1: these over, these various power points, and maybe years ago,
Speaker 1: the girls sent me a PowerPoint presentation to for me
Speaker 1: to go and get them three guinea pigs. Well, really,
Speaker 1: crap one, what Ted talk? Are you out of pocket
Speaker 1: at the end of it having to go and buy
Speaker 1: a really bad ted talk? Or at the end of
Speaker 1: it it ends with so give me some money for
Speaker 1: three gerbils. So anyway, they also agreed as part of
Speaker 1: this presentation they've drawn up. I've still got it to
Speaker 1: this day. It must be about ten eleven years old,
Speaker 1: a two page contract written felt tip. But they'd agreed
Speaker 1: would like to look after the guinea pigs, that I
Speaker 1: would not have to do anything. Stupidly, I thought that
Speaker 1: these kids, they were like ten twelve, would understand that
Speaker 1: a contract is a legally binding document hold Within two weeks,
Speaker 1: suddenly I'm doing everything for these guinea pigs. I had
Speaker 1: to take them back to people we got them from. Yes, So, batsy,
Speaker 1: what did you even hit? What's the PowerPoint for?
Speaker 6: What's the pitch okay, So our fourteen year old daughter,
Speaker 6: Audrey mad Keene on Billie Eilish absolutely absolutely adores her,
Speaker 6: has a music and of course the new James Cameron
Speaker 6: movie is coming out.
Speaker 1: In forty yeah next month.
Speaker 6: Put tickets to that. She just simply can't wait. And
Speaker 6: of course she's been at Coachella with Bieber as well.
Speaker 1: You're talking about your daughter, what bebes I thought you
Speaker 1: were taking her to Science Works soon after Cochella. You
Speaker 1: didn't mention it is about some prescription sunglass has been
Speaker 1: stolen hanging out with Beebesell.
Speaker 6: We've had a blow by blow account of Coachella every
Speaker 6: single day of who is new, who's been there, what
Speaker 6: they've sung, what they wear, everything?
Speaker 1: What about You haven't seen the clip of poor old
Speaker 1: Billy Idol.
Speaker 6: No, I haven't.
Speaker 1: Don't go look at her. My nineteen year old daughter
Speaker 1: also big Billy Eilish fan going head down. Have you've
Speaker 1: seen as a teenager? I idolized Billy Idol? Right, love
Speaker 1: Billy Idol, brilliant, brilliant songs and there's a new documentary
Speaker 1: out about him. I'm halfway through watching called Brilliant. Title
Speaker 1: Time of the year, Billy I should be dead and
Speaker 1: as you're watching, you actually can he really enjoyed being
Speaker 1: a rock star? Now is grander. But anyway, he was
Speaker 1: brought on stage at Coachella. I think sonder to do
Speaker 1: eyes without a face. And my daughter only sent me
Speaker 1: the clip because she was sniggering at poor Billy he's having.
Speaker 1: He's having. Look the power isn't He's not the Billy
Speaker 1: Idle vulge. It's harder now when you see these clips going, oh,
Speaker 1: just give it up, and it's like a clip of
Speaker 1: rods to it. Or do you see the one of
Speaker 1: Axl Rose. No, oh god, it was just hear'tbreaking.
Speaker 6: Maybe I shouldn't go and have a No, you need
Speaker 6: to see it.
Speaker 1: You need to see Billy idl. It's basically I just
Speaker 1: sort of described it. It's a It's like an old
Speaker 1: man shuffled on stage. I think he's got the lyrics
Speaker 1: to his own song written on the floor and he's
Speaker 1: just like, is this word for word? Eyes were out
Speaker 1: of his eyes, out of feast a Back in the
Speaker 1: day he was.
Speaker 7: I remember the NRL Grand Final he was performing. He was
Speaker 7: a grand File entertainment and the power went out the whole.
Speaker 8: That's a power of the idol, shut out and shut
Speaker 8: him down. Just put all the power off, shut the
Speaker 8: grid down. It should have done that with meat Loaf.
Speaker 6: Anyway, they've released this new vinyl. Billy's released this new
Speaker 6: live vinyl of her hit Me Hard and Soft tour,
Speaker 6: which I took her to and what this movie is
Speaker 6: based on. It's like a behind the scenes of the
Speaker 6: tour right desperately wants it. And of course it's a
Speaker 6: one press only she's highlighted it's a one press only vinyl.
Speaker 1: Money. Have you got a vinyl player?
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's got. She's got heaps of records. She loves it, brilliant, Yeah,
Speaker 6: she loves it. It's just introduced her to the she
Speaker 6: got it maybe three years ago. I know you did
Speaker 6: it with your girls as well. They have a new
Speaker 6: appreciation for music. I think to like have this tactile.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love hearing them play vinyl songs
Speaker 1: in the house that cracker beforehand, getting up the pain
Speaker 1: of it as well. After about a couple of songs,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go and flip it over to the side.
Speaker 1: Why don't keep playing? How do you get it to?
Speaker 1: My daughters said, how do we get it to flick
Speaker 1: tracks doing that. Don't me messing with that needle. Once
Speaker 1: you dropped, you just got to let it play out.
Speaker 1: It's in charge of music, not us. It's not user
Speaker 1: friendly vinyl at all.
Speaker 6: So she presented us last night. We were summoned to
Speaker 6: the lounge. Okay, I've got a presentation.
Speaker 1: That's so cute. You should be filming all of these memories.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, but dragonstand it's not Mum and
Speaker 1: Dad Dragons DoD No, we should do that on this show.
Speaker 1: Mum and Dad's Dragons dead. I'm out. I'm sorry, I've
Speaker 1: produced the numbers I should have done with the Gerbils.
Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm no Mark Cuban.
Speaker 6: But it was the guilt trip on these slides. So
Speaker 6: she's written, I hope you can notice the small text
Speaker 6: towards the bottom of the image that reads one time
Speaker 6: only pressed. This contextually means in our language that the
Speaker 6: vinyl will be pressed once and once they sell, they're
Speaker 6: permanently gone. Furthermore, shattering your daughter's precious happiness.
Speaker 1: She gets her gear from Hyperboley, I fear it from
Speaker 1: her Mum's bombastic names skills.
Speaker 6: This item can only be purchased on the official Billie
Speaker 6: Eirish store that you can access through her profile on Spotify.
Speaker 6: In brackets, I felt like saying dummy, since there are
Speaker 6: many of screaming, fanatic Billy fans across in bracket, in
Speaker 6: capital the whole entire globe, this item mostly will mostly
Speaker 6: sell out extremely fast. I hope you consider this slide
Speaker 6: show as I never ask for anything else. And so
Speaker 6: then we've gone on to the second slide and she's said,
Speaker 6: she said to me, because if you say no, you're
Speaker 6: not only saying no to this feral teenager. She's got
Speaker 6: a photo of herself at the Billy concert and then
Speaker 6: over herself really close. Then she's brought out the big guns.
Speaker 6: She's got photos of her as a toddler, and she's
Speaker 6: written this tiny innocent child.
Speaker 1: We're already getting the blow bla blah account. I aren't
Speaker 1: we I thought we would get like her. What do
Speaker 1: you feel like? I'm in the room? Highlights, Listeners are
Speaker 1: like how long is left on this christ? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's actually a hostage situation. Right after the.
Speaker 6: Show, he's brought out the big guns.
Speaker 1: Toddler, Now take my money. Actually any gets a story
Speaker 1: to stop She can have it. I'll buy it.
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Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: What? What house? It's bigger than the house? What elevated
Speaker 1: position are you on that? He said, you're not going
Speaker 1: up there alone? The same we all say that now
Speaker 1: you're not to use that alone. You're not. You're not
Speaker 1: to use that alone, supervised without mum. Christ You know
Speaker 1: you're an adult when you get too excited about cleaning products.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yep, me too. You're always scanning up. Oh
Speaker 1: that's a new one. So it's crying. It's going to
Speaker 1: get what he goes and clean or window Normally you've
Speaker 1: got to go separate for the windows. It's not just
Speaker 1: that about cleaning products. You also find yourself saying a
Speaker 1: lot to somebody. It's a real game changer, and it's
Speaker 1: about something basic to deal with cleaning. You do this
Speaker 1: with a hand. You're going to dish us a tablet.
Speaker 1: You let it simmer for ten or fifty and it
Speaker 1: is a real game changer.
Speaker 5: And listener told us about that last year.
Speaker 1: I still do it, and it is a real go changer.
Speaker 1: I tell you another thing about signs you on an adults.
Speaker 1: So two things happened within twenty four hours. I turned
Speaker 1: fifty three two weeks ago. And then I'm renewing my
Speaker 1: life insurance at the moment. And as part of that, now,
Speaker 1: the new way to check blood pressure isn't you got
Speaker 1: a doctor and get the old cuff thing day Now
Speaker 1: to get a good reading, you have to wear the
Speaker 1: cuff for twenty four hours. So I had to go
Speaker 1: and where it's literally stays you know, I mean, you
Speaker 1: know that cuff and I'm in a belt around me,
Speaker 1: wearing the machine, wearing a pouch machine. Okay, then every
Speaker 1: half an hour whatever I'm doing. My wife just left
Speaker 1: the bed and went, I can't do this every half
Speaker 1: an hour. You're inflating the middle of this every half
Speaker 1: an hour, so is like crying out lower? Are you
Speaker 1: ready to pressure? The machine's gonna dig her mill every
Speaker 1: half an hour? And not just that. I had a
Speaker 1: tea show on. It was a nice sunny day, so
Speaker 1: everywhere I went people could see that I had that
Speaker 1: you know that cuff. And I was in I was
Speaker 1: in Woolies, done my weekly shop, and the ladies said
Speaker 1: to me, someone actually came up and won. The workers
Speaker 1: then went, excuse me, son, you do know you're wearing
Speaker 1: a cuff. Blood pressure marks as if I just winded
Speaker 1: out confused from the doctors. So you're gonna need to
Speaker 1: I'm blood from the blood pressure machine. Oh nine O nine.
Speaker 1: There's a middle aged man. There's a loon on my
Speaker 1: loon on nine loun not nine every half an hour
Speaker 1: watching TV for twenty four hours.
Speaker 7: That's it, that's crazy.
Speaker 9: What for?
Speaker 1: I found it more stressful and it's just start strengthing
Speaker 1: your arm, no matter what. What's this bantom arm thing?
Speaker 5: Well, after you got the ladders, probably it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: You're in your life all right, so is your an adult?
Speaker 1: It's the other thing is I take so much joy now?
Speaker 1: It's mindfulness for me. It's mopping the floor. Really. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I love that I was born one of the kids
Speaker 1: of the day. I said. Listen, at some point in life,
Speaker 1: you might have a home with wooden floorboards. Oh god, dad,
Speaker 1: I said, And you're going to hang on. You're going
Speaker 1: to replay this memory right now. The key to mopping
Speaker 1: wooden floorboards is to never overfill the bucket. I don't
Speaker 1: even go half full. And it's routinely emptying it three
Speaker 1: or four times. Even when you think this is a
Speaker 1: one bucket job, it ain't. It's two or three to
Speaker 1: do it properly, and don't overwhet the floor. That's a
Speaker 1: health hanswer for somebody else.
Speaker 4: Do you have one of those old like the floppy
Speaker 4: hair ones, or do you have one of the new
Speaker 4: like a steam mop?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't use steams. I know the old
Speaker 1: one like a school care cham might have. I know
Speaker 1: your parents are kids. That one where you put it
Speaker 1: in and got that footing that us people and og
Speaker 1: analog analog mopping. That's what I'm doing, right, it's the
Speaker 1: version of mopping joy. That's it. And it's when you
Speaker 1: get that dirty water. Oh, it's like the floor is thanking,
Speaker 1: it's gleaming. You should have been a janitor in it
Speaker 1: is the school caretaker. And the other thing is as well.
Speaker 1: You've got a favorite burner on the stove, top right
Speaker 1: for me? Do he's the big boy? Oh? Straight, the
Speaker 1: big boy? Yeah, only big boy. Even if I'm steaming
Speaker 1: broccoli spinach like last night, big boys coming on, I'll go,
Speaker 1: big boy, just take it easy because the spinish will
Speaker 1: will if you come in too hot too soon. Broccoli
Speaker 1: needs it, but not spinach. Go easy, big guy.
Speaker 10: Yes, what are you top right? You taught me it's
Speaker 10: a top left. Our big boy is bottom left. So
Speaker 10: I go wherever the big boy goes. And that's your
Speaker 10: life story, isn't it exactly? That's how you and Will meet, isn't.
Speaker 1: It one hundred percent? He's my bottom left? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's enough now. And Patsy, what's your site for a grown.
Speaker 6: When you tell the family when they have a hankering
Speaker 6: for dessert. We're out on Sunday. Chris really wanted dessert,
Speaker 6: and we thought, no, we're outside with the it's too cold.
Speaker 6: And I say, there's plenty of snacks and treats at home.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the dreaded phrase, let's not get to take away.
Speaker 1: We've got stuff at home.
Speaker 6: There's plenty of stuff.
Speaker 1: I can mate nuggets a couple of months ago. To
Speaker 1: the kids. I can makee nuggets. There's pretend we're in
Speaker 1: a drive through. No, my husband, come by the kitchen,
Speaker 1: I and you place your ordiny, walk back around.
Speaker 5: All the way home.
Speaker 6: Wouldn't stop talking about donuts. We need to stop. And
Speaker 6: I said, no, we're not having donuts.
Speaker 1: If you even listen to show, just imagine that Pats
Speaker 1: is married to Homers Simpson. You've got a pretty good representation.
Speaker 1: He drinks stuff beer.
Speaker 5: He's like, well, donuts.
Speaker 6: I said, no, you're not having donuts.
Speaker 5: We've got donuts at home.
Speaker 1: Thank god, those those hounds that are broken the garden
Speaker 1: stilled his donuts. He'd be out there now, go full
Speaker 1: John for a donut man record.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Have you choosed on? The show, we ask you, what
Speaker 1: are the signs you're an adult Christian going to sleep
Speaker 1: at a normal time. You hated it as a kid,
Speaker 1: it was your sworn enemy and nemesis a kid. Now
Speaker 1: love it, Oh my god, when you dreamers have grown
Speaker 1: up to have the deep sleeps you have as a kid,
Speaker 1: Oh God, that deep. You never even worried about sleep.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to think about your like hour before
Speaker 1: the sleep taking a magnesium el tory, gleisine, glei snake,
Speaker 1: what are you taking? What's a stack? You just slept?
Speaker 5: And remember you wake up and you have energy. There's
Speaker 5: not this like one hour Christian sleep.
Speaker 1: Wake up now you're still had a solid eight or nine.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much to Greg, who's just sent me
Speaker 1: a picture of live old school mopping right now, the
Speaker 1: proper one, the foot pedal. What I'm doing it right? Greg,
Speaker 1: doing it right? Gaining Christian signs. You're an adult. You
Speaker 1: appreciate your good parents. Socks Now, what makes a good
Speaker 1: pair of socks. We've got to be talking about elasticity.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I don't want it dropping down, but I
Speaker 5: don't want it too tight. I don't want to gripping
Speaker 5: it like a garter.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no, I wouldn't know what
Speaker 1: a garter's like, but each to rome whatever gets you going.
Speaker 1: And and also reinforced heel. I like a padded heel.
Speaker 1: It's no, I like a little bit of padding.
Speaker 6: I'd say the whole cushion soul myself, not just the heel.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you wait, you're twenty years behind us. You'll
Speaker 1: need cushioning. Okay, not just in a chair, but your
Speaker 1: feet need to be cushioned throughout the day. Everything needs
Speaker 1: to be cushioned, get your backside and the soles of
Speaker 1: your feet. You need to be cushioned throughout life after
Speaker 1: a while. I know the fan though of these days.
Speaker 1: So why do they need to put for adults? Ellen
Speaker 1: r actually deliberately screw it up?
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no no, that way chaos lines chaos.
Speaker 1: That's me. I'm the chaos maker. I will don't you
Speaker 1: don't you don't tell me to put it on left
Speaker 1: and right? Who's the boss?
Speaker 11: Who?
Speaker 1: What's it going to make? Anyhow? The right foot's going left.
Speaker 1: I don't know the answer that question.
Speaker 4: But if I'm doing the washing, when I'm putting it
Speaker 4: back together, I will never put a left with the left.
Speaker 1: And oh no, no right, okay, tomorrow, I want you
Speaker 1: to put your left and your right and you're right
Speaker 1: the left. See what going to show your hair? Come on,
Speaker 1: Come on only once, man, Chris. You know your adult
Speaker 1: when you get a weird satisfaction from a well hung
Speaker 1: line of washing. I guess, depending on age, well hung
Speaker 1: means two different things, doesn't it in your twenties and
Speaker 1: then in your fifties? I get it and eats an
Speaker 1: Rose Bay Christian. You know this is the crazy This
Speaker 1: one here is the most honest text of the show.
Speaker 1: You know you're an adult when the most exciting part
Speaker 1: of your day is beating at five o'clock traffic home
Speaker 1: to apply hemory cream. For a lot of our audience,
Speaker 1: they're nodding right now. They're high five in this show
Speaker 1: going if you know, you know, why do you have
Speaker 1: to do havev roid creaming? I don't know. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: just the way they like to do it. They think
Speaker 1: I've got all my tasks done now I want to
Speaker 1: get home. Just a little bit of fun for me
Speaker 1: in the walk in wardrobe or lock the toilet door
Speaker 1: and just get down to it.
Speaker 5: Well, at least they're not doing in the car. They're
Speaker 5: waiting till they get home.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it past some Australians to do that
Speaker 1: in the car and traffic. I'll just reach around telling
Speaker 1: you now, if we were to ask our audience which
Speaker 1: one of them are suffering from roid rage right now?
Speaker 1: I reckon, I reckon in all symsis at least one thing,
Speaker 1: at least honestly right at least what we'd get at
Speaker 1: least one thousand people come back going one hundred percent
Speaker 1: call in. Thank you very much all these We'll come
Speaker 1: back to it next week.
Speaker 3: Roid Rage Christian Color Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Good wanting to Craig Walton Christian. All this talk about
Speaker 1: mopping makes you want to mop the kitchen as soon
Speaker 1: as you get home from work today, Craig, I know
Speaker 1: this show can be pretty arousing. Sometimes it gets it
Speaker 1: gets a federal words up. Make sure you send photos.
Speaker 1: What can a mop be using? So? I hope it's
Speaker 1: the old foot pedal one. Otherwise retune. I've got no
Speaker 1: time for your bs in the morning. This is an
Speaker 1: incredible story that's coming from one of you. Luke Yes
Speaker 1: still on the show, we were talking about Airbnb's and
Speaker 1: holiday rentals? What do you always see in them? And
Speaker 1: this comes from Luke Christian catching up with the podcast
Speaker 1: from your Return from Each to Break, and it made
Speaker 1: me think of summer twenty sixteen staying at an Airbnb
Speaker 1: in Boston. Now, obviously some memory on Luke here ten
Speaker 1: years ago, but when you hear what he saw, that
Speaker 1: stuff doesn't leave the mind's recesses, the dark recess It's
Speaker 1: in there forever. I arrived late on a Friday evening
Speaker 1: and was satisfied with the place I chosen, a clean,
Speaker 1: comfortable house with a welcoming host. I settled and I
Speaker 1: went to bed, tired from the long flight. The next
Speaker 1: morning I awoke and FaceTime I found me back home
Speaker 1: giving them a guard. It to all the place into
Speaker 1: a horror, just a giant mural on the wall of
Speaker 1: the airbnb's hosts naked body. The mural was made up
Speaker 1: of lots of images of her giving both giving birth,
Speaker 1: close up body parts, baby heads coming out, et cetera.
Speaker 1: Baby heads? How many were there? One, two, three, four
Speaker 1: baby heads coming out in the et cetera? How I
Speaker 1: didn't notice the night before? I never know. I put
Speaker 1: it down to tiredness. I booked him for seven nights,
Speaker 1: right to face her awkwardly for a week. I would
Speaker 1: divert my gaze as I've walked past the naked mural. Christian,
Speaker 1: I've attached to your viewing pleasure an image of said mural,
Speaker 1: for it has to be seen to be believed. Chanks.
Speaker 1: And that's from Luke Maguire. It's as described, and it's
Speaker 1: a big mural. It's huge, it's hue, it's a museum
Speaker 1: piece of and you know, the majesty of birth and
Speaker 1: you don't hide that away. But I'm just in an airbnb.
Speaker 1: You're showing strangers from around the world a very intimate,
Speaker 1: beautiful but private moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very prominent in the house. It's actually in
Speaker 4: the shape of her naked form.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's what. It took me a while
Speaker 1: to die into his eyes. It's quite it's got a share. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a shape of her, a shape for you.
Speaker 1: It should play that as you will pass. I'm in
Speaker 1: love with the shape of you.
Speaker 6: Wow, it's just a bit much, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's a lot for stranger, just for a year, A
Speaker 1: stranger you don't know, shouldn't see that.
Speaker 4: Hundreds of strangers will you know, probably come through your
Speaker 4: Airbnb and the she I mean, I'm.
Speaker 1: Worried now that some of our grubbier listeners you know,
Speaker 1: are going to try and find that place in Boston. Wow,
Speaker 1: go to Boston. Just it's like things to do in Boston.
Speaker 1: See the naked mi or of a lady giving birth
Speaker 1: twenty seven Bitter Unit twenty seven b I would say,
Speaker 1: human side way. It's also repeated photos. That's what I noticed.
Speaker 1: A kaleidoscopic drug induced yes, and it's like something from
Speaker 1: the seventy Yes, you know when they're all swinging it
Speaker 1: up to it Free Love Babies. You're right, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks like it's from the seven. I noticed that Alex
Speaker 1: I kept seeing a lot about repeated images, repeating. I
Speaker 1: think they're only about four photos, but they're just repeated throughout.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it looks like she's given her to
Speaker 1: one thousand and seventeen kids. That was my god. Did
Speaker 1: you be in the Guinness Book of Records and there's
Speaker 1: the topless shots of her? Yes, it's all yeah, someone's
Speaker 1: had a good look this morning before the Sport News. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just weirdly mesmerizing straight they are topless boom shots.
Speaker 1: Alex get a grip.
Speaker 6: Man bristeaning it's perfectly normal. Figure out which way is up?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 5: Is it the bosom is up? Yeah?
Speaker 6: But which is the bosom?
Speaker 1: I thought it was like mubbe man explaining like that.
Speaker 1: But the ladies brasi yoh, okay, I think I must
Speaker 1: have an episode down.
Speaker 6: I never thought it was her legs.
Speaker 1: No, come on, go on, this is a PG show. Now.
Speaker 1: The point saying where was all this leading case? I'm wondering, Christian,
Speaker 1: where have you taken us? Do you know where you're going? Sometimes? Yes?
Speaker 1: What is the strangest thing you've ever seen in somebody
Speaker 1: else's house? We've peaked too soon. Every store we're going
Speaker 1: to get will fall have to file behind the naked
Speaker 1: mirror of somebody not naked but gimming move it's a lady.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: What's the strangest thing You've seen in somebody else's house? Andrew,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for your text. No way I
Speaker 1: can read any of that on air, but I will
Speaker 1: tell the team off air. It is incredible. I'm excited,
Speaker 1: it's salacious. Can you give us a clue? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: replaces shower screens. Got it, Christian, this is Sharan now
Speaker 1: moved on. Was working in a house and in the
Speaker 1: liv room there was a spa and twenty four jets
Speaker 1: in the living room. Jessica went, Christna went to an
Speaker 1: open for inspection. They had changed the study into a
Speaker 1: human sized dolls house. Oh no, no, no, make your
Speaker 1: excuses and leave. No, no, make your excuses and leaf.
Speaker 1: That is terrifying. That's a murder house. Yes, absolutely terrifying.
Speaker 1: All right, let's tay some calls now before we got
Speaker 1: a course. I should just say this right. Tina, one
Speaker 1: of our apparent producers, came in and she goes to me,
Speaker 1: what's your rolling? What's your rolling on taxidermy? I do
Speaker 1: have some very faint rulings for you. Oh don't know
Speaker 1: about the count, but it's slim. I tell you what.
Speaker 1: I've never been asked to have an instant opinion about
Speaker 1: taxidermy on the radio.
Speaker 5: A pre existing policy to tax animals.
Speaker 1: It might be people's beloved family pets, you know. So
Speaker 1: we're happy for taxidermy calls, aren't we. Yes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean there's no rule against it. I didn't know it's
Speaker 1: such a common thing that we're going to get a
Speaker 1: lot of cools of stuffed animals around the house. Anyway,
Speaker 1: first of all, who you got here? We got Kim,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Cam, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm very good, Kem than on the show. I hope
Speaker 1: you're well.
Speaker 9: I'm well.
Speaker 2: Thanks all right.
Speaker 9: So I went on a girl's weekend away and there
Speaker 9: was a shower sort of spy in the middle of
Speaker 9: the lounge room, right.
Speaker 10: So like with with shower curtains on the mid so
Speaker 10: there's a TV in one corner and then you've got
Speaker 10: the shower in the other corner.
Speaker 9: It was pretty much smack thang in the middle of
Speaker 9: the room. And yeah, there was like a sheller curtain
Speaker 9: that kind of like stuck to you when you went
Speaker 9: into the show.
Speaker 1: School ones rightly got water the water version of static
Speaker 1: were cleanses exactly.
Speaker 9: And we had, you know, have a show like do
Speaker 9: you mind sort of stipping outside of the roin but
Speaker 9: we go a showering peace is so bizarre and where
Speaker 9: do you drive in front.
Speaker 1: Of the telly? You wantin or no deal? Very awfully,
Speaker 1: Grant Daniel look the other way please, Kem. That is
Speaker 1: a great one. Thank you. Very much. Go on the show.
Speaker 1: Have a good day. Thank you, Hey Paul, Good morning, Paul,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Welcome Christian, how are you. I'm
Speaker 1: good mate, Thanks for colling in. So what is the
Speaker 1: strange thing you've seen in somebody else's home.
Speaker 12: The strangest thing I experienced which I could never imagined.
Speaker 12: One of a friend's friend of mine was inviting me
Speaker 12: over and I ended up in a house which is
Speaker 12: like a big warehouse home that he built, and I
Speaker 12: saw an actual helicopter in his in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: You already couldn't make it up a helicopter.
Speaker 12: Helicopter so without the propellers on top. All the propellers
Speaker 12: were actually situated in the corner of the room, but
Speaker 12: the actual helicopter was inside the room. I just I
Speaker 12: freaked out. I couldn't believe.
Speaker 5: It was the bed in the helicopter.
Speaker 1: How did it fit in the rest of the bedroom?
Speaker 1: Was the lounge seats or he's watching TV from the chopper? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's basically the idea.
Speaker 12: So that the idea is it's a man cave and
Speaker 12: he's got the TV up on the wall and he's
Speaker 12: got the helicopter in there. So you can actually watch
Speaker 12: it from the outside of the or the inside of
Speaker 12: the helicopter. It's the craziest thing.
Speaker 1: You know, Tom Hanks him big when he's a kid.
Speaker 1: This is what became of the kids. It's he would
Speaker 1: have got the Zoltar machine somewhere in the corner. That
Speaker 1: is incredible, unbelievable. Did you even go and get hold
Speaker 1: and buy a helicopter?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think he would have got it marketplace, you know where.
Speaker 12: It was just not not operating anymore. So he thought,
Speaker 12: you know why, why not?
Speaker 1: How'd he get it in the house?
Speaker 12: He know, he cranes it in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, Paul, You've give me an idea.
Speaker 1: Do you know what we should do. Let's search for
Speaker 1: the greatest man cave in Australia. This is already a contender.
Speaker 1: Helicopter is incredible, but let's actually search a main cave
Speaker 1: of the year. What is Australia's greatest man cave? Paul,
Speaker 1: thank you very much the idea. I'm going to send
Speaker 1: your bride. Thanks for corning.
Speaker 12: Mate, have a good day, Thank you very much.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Can we go ahead, Karen, Good morning, Karen, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the SHOWMTE good morning people. All right, now, Karen, does
Speaker 1: this involve a stuffed animal?
Speaker 13: This certainly does.
Speaker 1: Get the intaxidentacles. All right.
Speaker 13: I went to a gentleman's house for lunch and the
Speaker 13: minute I walked in, right there was a race horse's
Speaker 13: head staring at me.
Speaker 1: So we're going to say another animal came ready with
Speaker 1: the double button.
Speaker 13: It was a full race horse, a horse's head.
Speaker 1: And did he have any relationship with the horse that
Speaker 1: he invest in? It? Was it a horse he owned?
Speaker 13: He's silly very much, and that's why he did it.
Speaker 1: He did it, or that's what he owned it.
Speaker 13: Hopefully, mind you, he had a fox andese office.
Speaker 1: An actual fox or a stuffed fox.
Speaker 13: Another one, another stuffed animal.
Speaker 5: And was this a day Karen?
Speaker 9: Well, it sort of was.
Speaker 13: But I sort of run from there because.
Speaker 1: Red flag around. Get out of the carrier. That's right,
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 10: I did.
Speaker 1: Karen, Thank you very much for give us a call.
Speaker 3: You're welcome, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: We're looking for your stories at the moment on the show.
Speaker 1: What is the strangest thing you've seen in somebody's house.
Speaker 1: Christian had a friend who lived in a spaceship a
Speaker 1: spaceship space ship lived in because of the shape. A
Speaker 1: bed was shaped like a pizza slice to fit the space.
Speaker 1: Of course it all makes sense, is that all the info?
Speaker 1: They don't need to send me more. It's a lot
Speaker 1: of questions. The only extra details that they lived in
Speaker 1: New Zealand, Like it's a thing in New Zealand where
Speaker 1: they all live in spaceships. I'll say no more. You're
Speaker 1: going to christ Church. They're all living in space rockets
Speaker 1: Artemus one. That's where it was before there was two
Speaker 1: christ My uncle is an artist and he had a
Speaker 1: painting that he'd made himself. It was of naked women
Speaker 1: laid on the bed. Do you remember last year we're
Speaker 1: going to have phone in about crazy uncles. We saw
Speaker 1: some of the stories and it was a hard swerve.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we have to see things that you don't have to.
Speaker 1: Sometimes there is a gatekeeper here. Should be a bit more,
Speaker 1: should be a bit more. But you didn't get to
Speaker 1: hear uncle's stories that no one needed to hear anyway.
Speaker 1: One of them was crept through into twenty six. Of course,
Speaker 1: his uncle is going to have a big three to
Speaker 1: four meters long, Oh, naked women laying on a bed
Speaker 1: on his wall. He painted it himself. Christian Theo talking
Speaker 1: about close to two meters taking up the entire wall
Speaker 1: of the lounge. Jerry, I think he meant his private
Speaker 1: bedroom can be watching the news and then suddenly that's
Speaker 1: in the corner of your periphery. You know. The worst part,
Speaker 1: christ was the fact that there was texture added to
Speaker 1: the paintings. So, for example, Christian, velvet for that, we
Speaker 1: get it down. We know where there was velvet. Christian.
Speaker 1: We found a Karma Sutra book at the airbnb well
Speaker 1: before it was online. There were line drawings in the
Speaker 1: ancient art of karmav and b is very interesting encouraging. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: have fun, smash the place, Christian. I do home visits.
Speaker 1: And for I saw a three man handcarved canoe in
Speaker 1: the lounge, apparently been carved in the lounge, but when
Speaker 1: they start to finish, it was too bit to get
Speaker 1: it out, so they left it there. Oh what are
Speaker 1: we doing, Christian? My friend, my friend Melissa, you wanted
Speaker 1: me up. My friend had a full sized portrait off
Speaker 1: our mother in the lounge drum. That's not odd, but
Speaker 1: she was nude. Oh oh that is odd. Christian, Please
Speaker 1: don't use my name. I won't. That place in Boston
Speaker 1: that usually started telling us about sounds interesting. I've seen
Speaker 1: the opposite of birth in someone's home, an actual casket
Speaker 1: with a body inside. Oh, I don't hide my emotion
Speaker 1: as well. And I was shocked, needless to say what wait? Wow?
Speaker 6: Well they used to do it a lot, didn't they
Speaker 6: in olden times?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: They did, Yes, they did leave the body there. Well, no,
Speaker 6: it would be what they did back in Victorian times,
Speaker 6: wasn't it. They'd have like for days, it'd be there
Speaker 6: before the.
Speaker 1: Funeral, open casket.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I say we don't return to those times.
Speaker 1: You're right, Pat, I'm with you on that Christian. Strange
Speaker 1: thing I've seen someone else's house was actually in the shed.
Speaker 1: They were restoring an old World War two spitfire plane. Wow,
Speaker 1: storing it? What were they playing? Defend us? We got
Speaker 1: Montana waiting to speak to us. Now, Good morning Montana. Hello, yep, hello,
Speaker 1: lovely name Montana. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 1: All right. So, what's the strangest thing you've seen in
Speaker 1: somebody's house.
Speaker 11: Oh, the strangest thing is actually in my own house.
Speaker 11: I had true pet Maris and when they passed away.
Speaker 11: I really wanted to get them taxed to hermies. I
Speaker 11: used to work with a girl that said she could
Speaker 11: do it, but I just lost contact with her. So
Speaker 11: they are in my freezer, just sitting in there, and
Speaker 11: hip block bags next to the ice cream.
Speaker 1: The almond magnums, and then there's two mice.
Speaker 9: Yeap, just sitting in them.
Speaker 1: How long they in there? You know what, I'm going
Speaker 1: to get one out and have a nice micey pole.
Speaker 11: Lemonade icy pole?
Speaker 1: Oh a icy pole? That and so and were they
Speaker 1: pet mice? I didn't know people can have pet mice.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 11: They were named spaghetti and meatball.
Speaker 1: Bless so nice and so does anyone else know that
Speaker 1: they're in there and sometimes forget and then suddenly they're
Speaker 1: rummaging around for ice cubes and oh good god, meatballs
Speaker 1: over that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'd show them. They're like what were they in there?
Speaker 11: Or I had an ex boyfriend that he would be
Speaker 11: annoyed there.
Speaker 1: He's still can go and get some milk from the
Speaker 1: shops Montana. Thank you very much for giv us a call.
Speaker 1: We send your prize. Take care Matey Terrifying Christian Condor
Speaker 1: Show podcast. Thank you much for all your mating stories. Today.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize there were so many wild stories about
Speaker 1: what are you've seen in somebody else's home? Strangest thing
Speaker 1: you've seen in somebody else's house? Have a listening from Jeanette.
Speaker 2: Hi Christian, I'm Janet and the weirdest thing I've seen
Speaker 2: in the middle of the house is a toilet in
Speaker 2: the middle of the kitchen. There was nothing around the toilet.
Speaker 2: It was the only toilet in the house. It was
Speaker 2: the house inhabited by half a dozen young men, and
Speaker 2: needless to say, I don't think I ever used the
Speaker 2: bathroom there.
Speaker 1: The only possible explanation for this, if there is any,
Speaker 1: is that it was a duney and the house has
Speaker 1: got built around the only way I could try try
Speaker 1: to offer some kind of context.
Speaker 5: Maybe they got the plans wrong, they read the kitchen wrong, as.
Speaker 1: The bar seen that one on the block. Have you,
Speaker 1: Scotty come and have a look at this slightly didn't
Speaker 1: feature in the kitchen, imot Christian. It is a long
Speaker 1: held edition in Ireland for the body to be returned
Speaker 1: to the family and the family to keep watch for
Speaker 1: at least twenty four hours before the funeral. It is.
Speaker 1: It's a very funny episode of Dairy Gill's about that.
Speaker 1: I cannot recommend enough Mary Lou. And then what are
Speaker 1: the odds? There's got this message come through Christian. I
Speaker 1: think that was my dad you were talking about in
Speaker 1: the coffin as we had him home for three days
Speaker 1: with the anonymous person friend of hers had a body
Speaker 1: and the body in a coffin with it and they
Speaker 1: didn't know. She think that might be. I can't because
Speaker 1: the person wanted me to keep them anonymous. I can't.
Speaker 1: But what are the odds? That's crazy? Now talk about
Speaker 1: what are the odds? Tomorrow Wednesday morning on this show
Speaker 1: at a it's all about your stories of coincidence and chance.
Speaker 1: What are the odds? I'll bring this up now because
Speaker 1: I really needed your help. If we don't get a
Speaker 1: lot of stories banked for eight tomorrow, we're at a
Speaker 1: real risk of getting one. From Caitlin now. Before the
Speaker 1: Easter break, she had an all time goated one. But
Speaker 1: she's come back from two weeks honeymoon in viann Arm
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of Vietnam stories, and not all
Speaker 1: of them are stories. It's a collection of data. They're
Speaker 1: not actually stories. We're a real risk of one coming
Speaker 1: on here tomorrow at eight, please help, please help. And
Speaker 1: then we're talking about taxidermy. And we did set a
Speaker 1: call just now from Montana who's two beloved pet mice,
Speaker 1: meatball and spaghetti they passed away three years ago and
Speaker 1: she lost contact with someone who was going to someone
Speaker 1: at work who could just I think, is it not
Speaker 1: a full time job to be taxidermist or maybe there's
Speaker 1: not been demand anymore now they you know, it's just
Speaker 1: the thing you do on the heart at the weekend,
Speaker 1: ruber driving in the shed. You know you've got some
Speaker 1: formal to hide and supplies, whatever you do, whatever you
Speaker 1: cram them with, I don't know, but anyway, lost content
Speaker 1: on persons. So the dead mice spaghetti meatballs are still
Speaker 1: in the freezer until someone tax it done with this
Speaker 1: and then listen to this story. Though. Christian, one of
Speaker 1: the contractors we're working with, last year showed me a
Speaker 1: picture of his beloved dead dog that he'd had stuffed taxidermy,
Speaker 1: and the way he'd done it. It was next to
Speaker 1: his couch, his stuffed beloved dog with dog tails up
Speaker 1: and then a bottle opener placed in his Nay, that
Speaker 1: is not a way to remember a beloved anything really.
Speaker 5: Desecrating, that is awful.
Speaker 1: That cannot be right. However, it's another one to file
Speaker 1: only in Australia.
Speaker 3: To a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: What are the odds Another one has just come through.
Speaker 1: We cannot move on from Montana, the lady we spoke to, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's about half an hour ago. She was
Speaker 1: talking about her two dead mice, spaghetti, spaghetti and meatballs,
Speaker 1: and how she was working with someone three years ago
Speaker 1: who said that she might be able to stuff them
Speaker 1: preserve them taxi dummy. She lost contact with this person. Hi, Christian,
Speaker 1: I'm Shyla, the girl Montana lost contact with ree Spaghetti
Speaker 1: and me boy. I heard her on your show. Message
Speaker 1: her immediately. We will get the pets done. We will
Speaker 1: send photos. Oh my god, meet more and spaghetti he
Speaker 1: preserved and they should be not the back of a freezer, immortalized.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like Han Solo and carbonite. Wow. This
Speaker 1: show know, for once, for the first time ever, we've
Speaker 1: done good work. We've achieved one thing this year with
Speaker 1: this national show. We've reunited meat more spaghetti with Shaka
Speaker 1: and Montana. Well, I can finally hold my head up high.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wait this is I gotta call it Project hell Mary.
Speaker 1: It's our moonshot, It's our Moonjoy. We are Artemus three. Anyway,
Speaker 1: time for today's time waster. Today is check you Canada
Speaker 1: update it National Fancy Pants Day and we're looking for
Speaker 1: your fancy bands, spash bands, Oh for grabs for the
Speaker 1: best in show. Five hundred dollars to spend at the
Speaker 1: Hijinks Hotel. It's a gift card. Hijints hotels where fun
Speaker 1: checks in and Bortom get out of here checks out.
Speaker 1: Do one search Hijinks Hotel. It looks like a hotel
Speaker 1: actually a game venue. Every room is a different challenge.
Speaker 1: Great for you in the family or al so your
Speaker 1: teammates at work. Okay, all right, fancy bands, the whom
Speaker 1: the room? You mean? The silver plus one's direction, one's direction,
Speaker 1: going in one's direction. Harry Styles used to be in
Speaker 1: a band called One's Direction, Silver spand out, Let's go
Speaker 1: to the ballet pearl. Jam's a bit rough, isn't it.
Speaker 1: You know that fanny shirt? Oh Jam Jam? Sir Edward
Speaker 1: Vedder and what about old Snoochy and the blowfish.
Speaker 5: For the listeners that I'm Christian was whole house.
Speaker 1: In the nose, snooty. Alright, real, what have you got
Speaker 1: fancy bands? Oh? This rapper loves his luxury brands. It's Chanelly.
Speaker 1: Oh that's very I was just slow there, well done, gold.
Speaker 4: Or you'll often see these indie rockers in a fancy brunch.
Speaker 1: It's death Cab SHAKUTERI. Oh that's very good. Yeah, that's good,
Speaker 1: silver plast.
Speaker 5: Who's playing at the Farmer's Market?
Speaker 4: It's artisan garfunkle, more expensive and who loves an expensive shawl?
Speaker 1: Why it's Johnny Kashmere, Johnny Cashman rocking nice pash mina.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: Kristin O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Today's time waster, we're looking for your fancy bands. Do
Speaker 1: you remember what you thought was fancy as a kid, Yes, yeah, me,
Speaker 1: it was any of my mates at phones that were cordless. Also,
Speaker 1: where's the coil? How do you speak to them? You
Speaker 1: need that an actual line going through the land. How
Speaker 1: are you doing it? There was satellite with an area
Speaker 1: on the top of it. I thought that was pretty
Speaker 1: huge for me.
Speaker 4: It was any kid that had the fridge with the
Speaker 4: ice machine, fancy to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that stood it is now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What about ice cream? That was fancy.
Speaker 1: Vionnetta Yeah yeah yeah. Also separate vedrooms me and my
Speaker 1: sister shared for the first ten years when I used
Speaker 1: to go and see friends. Then I was like my god, mom, Dad,
Speaker 1: they got their own benrooms in a palace or something. Wow. Wait,
Speaker 1: all right, fancy bands, you're ready to mark rio, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: John Cougar Mellon balls, I guess they carved into a sphere.
Speaker 1: It feels more like a nickname for someone old, John
Speaker 1: Cougar Mellon balls, for someone who's maybe got a year
Speaker 1: Adam lambeau On for roll mate, you SATURLLITYE Delay. I'm
Speaker 1: not reacting, no comment. You should have taken that philosophy.
Speaker 1: We had a couple of Mellon balls. It's not Billy
Speaker 1: ocean View property. Billy ocean View property. That's fancy Dan
Speaker 1: ice he Tea, Oh God, Joe Dolbana, that is that
Speaker 1: is going to take some beating. Dylan Walton gave us
Speaker 1: Joe Dolce and Gabanna. Today's time, westers. We're looking for
Speaker 1: your fancy bands, gentlemen at work. It's a good simple
Speaker 1: but effective. Gold and Glen Catamaran Stevens Fancy Bo two
Speaker 1: has midnight olive oil, so fancy old press, extra vergin, ostentatious,
Speaker 1: d Jack Black Clever, got that Hollywood money now silver
Speaker 1: plus Ritzie Martin putting on the rits.
Speaker 5: He's pretty ritzy guy.
Speaker 1: He is already Adam Joshua Odoring. Well done. Now you
Speaker 1: know it's subjective. What's posh? What what melobos? Midnight massage oil?
Speaker 1: Massage oil?
Speaker 5: Posh midnight massages.
Speaker 1: It's the opposite. It's actually seed gruggy. If you found
Speaker 1: out there was a newspaper headline about me getting midnight massages,
Speaker 1: you would go, he's a bit fancy. You go, he's
Speaker 1: seed af and that's one of my email looking passwords,
Speaker 1: by the way, c a who sends that to us.
Speaker 4: Then he was like, it depends what you pause, right,
Speaker 4: if it's midnight massage oil then, which I don't think
Speaker 4: it does.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm trying to help. No, this isn't posh either,
Speaker 1: different person, but Backstreet Gentleman's Club. There's nothing about that
Speaker 1: ron You think a member of the world fanning would
Speaker 1: do that, actually one of them anyway, Amanda Kate Krock
Speaker 1: and Bush, Kate Bosk. Amanda has given us two. She's
Speaker 1: doing that that one, Kate Krock and Boush. What about
Speaker 1: panacotta at the disco? Delicious two delicious ones, Amanda Caviadi
Speaker 1: b Silver, Jefferson private airplane, Silver Glenn. That's great. David
Speaker 1: bow Tie, this is smartening up a bit, you little
Speaker 1: bow tied there four Dame in parlor not tame Dame ear?
Speaker 1: Is that the second shot? About it?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 1: With tame and parliamenthal bourgeoise easy top, Bourgeoise easy top.
Speaker 1: That's high level. What Josh Swanky goes to Hollywood? Silver Robin,
Speaker 1: the Dior's not the doors Diors silver place and the
Speaker 1: art Timor the artist falling as quinch fancy paste is
Speaker 1: gold Aaron and John Mongoucci. These have been funny. Let's
Speaker 1: two part two in the first half hour tomorrow show.
Speaker 1: I love these fancy fans. Very good. All right, Rio,
Speaker 1: who is off to the Hijinks Hotel. I've got to go, Joe,
Speaker 1: Dolci and Gabbana has too well done. We are back
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. Thank you very much for being part today's show.
Speaker 1: See you tomorrow.
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