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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast sad Good afternoon, everyone.

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Speaker 2: It is Will and Woody for your drive home. Although

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Speaker 2: you're probably saying, who the hell is that voice? Well good,

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Speaker 2: it is Tom the button Pusher. The boys are away

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Speaker 2: because I don't know if you've noticed, but Woody is

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Speaker 2: in the South African jungle for I'm a celebrity, get

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Speaker 2: me out of here, and I gotta be honest, he's

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Speaker 2: doing an incredible job.

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Speaker 3: But I went through this really shocking period where as

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Speaker 3: soon as Mim fell pregnant, I had this belief that

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Speaker 3: I wasn't going to be a good dad because.

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Speaker 4: I knew it was a problem.

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Speaker 3: When I didn't want to tell anyone, and when I

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Speaker 3: broke it down, it was like, I don't even want

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Speaker 3: to tell my mum because I don't think she's going

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Speaker 3: to think it's good.

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Speaker 4: And the end of the day, it was just the unknown.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what it's going to be like.

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Speaker 3: And then as soon as she came into the world,

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Speaker 3: I love being a dad.

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Speaker 2: Vote Woody into a Tucker Trill. Just head to tenplay

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Speaker 2: dot com dot au to vote for our very own

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Speaker 2: Woody White. Law is on holiday, so we're playing some

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Speaker 2: of the very best bits of the Boys. This week,

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Speaker 2: we prank Woody's dad with the boat that he wants

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Speaker 2: to sell. But right up next, one of the biggest

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Speaker 2: comedians in the world, Jimmy Carr, is joining the Boys

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Speaker 2: here on Will and Woody Welcome, Jimmy.

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Speaker 5: I mean, well, Woody, Frankly, I can't believe your luck here.

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Speaker 5: I am come all this way.

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Speaker 3: And I can't believe you're Like, Jimmy, I believe you're

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Speaker 3: in a real mecca of Australia right now. You're situated

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Speaker 3: on the Gold Coast. Do you're loving the culture of

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Speaker 3: the Gold Coast Jimmy.

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Speaker 5: I mean it's yeah, sure, it's got a very early

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Speaker 5: nineties vive the Gold Coast. It feels like we've never

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Speaker 5: had a recession. Everything's fine.

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Speaker 6: I also think, like I'm fascinated to hear what your

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Speaker 6: answer is here, Jimmy, because you know, obviously people that

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Speaker 6: haven't been just traded for haven't been to the Gold

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Speaker 6: Coast before.

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Speaker 7: Like, if you could equate the.

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Speaker 6: Gold Coast to a person, who would that be.

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Speaker 5: I've got really bad news for you. I've got really

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Speaker 5: bad news. I think the Gold Coast, my be Donald Trump,

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Speaker 5: I think it might be because what the Gold Coast is,

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Speaker 5: it's it's like it's a poor person it's a poor

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Speaker 5: person's view of how rich people live.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and you've got the fake tans there as well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like it's like it's like if the if

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Speaker 5: the South of France as as imagined by someone living

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Speaker 5: in a caravan. I've got to say though, I absolutely

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Speaker 5: love it. I love Britain, but love it here. I

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Speaker 5: do really like it. It's like I wouldn't be here.

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Speaker 5: I don't need this. It's kind of great. It's nice

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Speaker 5: that thing as well of getting out in Australia because

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Speaker 5: I think a lot of people, a lot of especially

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Speaker 5: like foreign bands or foreign comedians come over to Australia

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Speaker 5: and they do Melbourne and Sydney and they go, you's done

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Speaker 5: it and everything, and you actually there's so much more,

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Speaker 5: and it's important to go to places like Canberra just

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Speaker 5: so you realize how good the other places are. Usually

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Speaker 5: like a base level of wow, there's nothing going on here.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Jimmy.

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Speaker 3: That given you know you've been flying, et cetera, traveling around,

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Speaker 3: I'm sure you've got a bit of light reading with you.

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Speaker 3: Have you read Prince Harry's new book, Spare.

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Speaker 5: Nor Sorry? Are they no longer selling copies of We've

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Speaker 5: run out classics, the all Well books, they've all sold out.

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Speaker 5: We've only got this one left.

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Speaker 8: What are you?

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Speaker 5: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 7: Does it shock you? Does it shock you?

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Speaker 5: Have you read Prince Harry's book you're talking about?

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Speaker 4: But I've read some.

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Speaker 5: Whose family whose family life is so good that they

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Speaker 5: could they've got the time to give a flying f

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Speaker 6: All right, we might need to change questions and tacked

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Speaker 7: Right up next, the Boys are away.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Woody is in the South Africa can jungle

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Speaker 2: for I'm a celebrity, Get me out of here.

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Speaker 7: He really wanted to get.

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Speaker 2: Nude in that jungle, by the way, and I'm hoping

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Speaker 2: they do a montage of just what he's bum because

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Speaker 2: he had the best bum in Australia. He wanted to

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Speaker 2: joined by Jimmy Carr and they brought up this tush

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Speaker 2: best ass in Australia, which and he.

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Speaker 5: Well, sorry, who what? Sorry? Who's who thinks they have that?

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Speaker 9: What?

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Speaker 3: That's what I believe I have the best behind in Australia.

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Speaker 5: Bottom in terms of in terms of digestive efficiency is

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Speaker 5: really the key thing here. So you're saying your your

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Speaker 5: be able to pass solid food.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Honestly, I think functionality and a combination of esthetic

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Speaker 3: But I wanted to ask you, Jimmy, so you think

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Speaker 3: if you're rating a behind, if you're ever in that

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Speaker 5: The Have I slipped into a parallel universe where any

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Speaker 5: of this is selling tickets to my show? Because I

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Speaker 5: feel like this is this is more chat room stuff. Guys.

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Speaker 5: I know, I know you're broadcaster and you've you've plucked

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Speaker 5: out into this job. You're on a national broadcaster, this

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Speaker 5: is a beloved radio station. You think you have a

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Speaker 5: good ass. I mean, it's it's a conversation you might

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Speaker 5: possibly have with a four year old. I think my

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Speaker 5: bum bum's good. I think I'm bump.

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Speaker 3: If you wanted to sell tickets to your show, I

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Speaker 3: am more than heavy to warm up the crab with

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Speaker 3: some sort of tushy dance before you go onstage.

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Speaker 5: Some kind of tushy dance. Well, you're a qune man.

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Speaker 5: Where's I mean? I can't think of how any any

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Speaker 7: You could prove the smoothness over the phone, like.

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Speaker 5: You found a use for you.

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Speaker 6: You could rub your bum up against the microphone and

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Speaker 6: Jimmy could hear it.

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Speaker 4: Would you be open to that, Jimmy.

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Speaker 5: I'm not open to any of this. Frankly, I thought

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Speaker 5: that the print carry thing was we're digressing. We're just

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Speaker 5: talking of talking about all kinds of asses with the

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Speaker 7: I think we should do that.

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Speaker 6: I think you need to prove to Jimmy that your

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Speaker 6: ass is pretty smooth.

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Speaker 4: Come on, here we go listen careful.

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Speaker 5: Well it's live, it's live, ladies and gentlemen, but it's

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Speaker 5: not entertainment.

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Speaker 7: Here we go listen carefully, Jimmy.

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Speaker 5: Right, okay, so we now discover that your ass can

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Speaker 5: make a noise?

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Speaker 4: And what do you think?

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Speaker 5: What do I think? I think this may be a

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Speaker 7: Come on, Jimmy, you've never listened to before.

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Speaker 5: You often have, Like you know, teachers will say this,

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Speaker 5: they say, they'll say, there's there's no bad ideas here.

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Speaker 5: We just were just to a brainstorming with no bad ideas.

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Speaker 5: I think this could be used as an example sometimes

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Speaker 5: there's some bad ideas.

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Speaker 7: Roll this out over schools.

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Speaker 6: Moving forward, an example of a shocking idea rub your

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Speaker 6: eyes into a microphone to antube comedian, Are.

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Speaker 5: You fulfilling some sort of quota here? Is it? I know,

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Speaker 5: I know increasingly it's becoming important to have neurological diversity

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Speaker 5: in workplaces. So the idea that you two guys have

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Speaker 5: been given a radio show just seems I mean, it

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Speaker 5: seems terrifically forward thinker. Presumably presumably someone that can read

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Speaker 5: is doing the morning show, are they? And it just

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Speaker 4: My dad is ripe for the picking.

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Speaker 3: I think our favorite thing to do on this show

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Speaker 3: is to prank my dad, because he's an incredibly gullible

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Speaker 4: Now over the holiday break, Dad sold one of his

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Speaker 4: Hobie kayaks.

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Speaker 3: Now effectively, this is a normal looking kayak with two

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Speaker 7: Sail, which he calls a sailing boat.

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Speaker 4: He calls it the yacht. Now, actually, he says.

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Speaker 6: What did he advertise it as when he sold it?

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Speaker 6: He didn't advertise it as a yacht, did he?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, he said Hoby adventurer or something. And he saw

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Speaker 3: a who was he asking for two and a half grand?

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Speaker 7: Jesus Christ were a kayak with a stick.

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Speaker 3: They're actually amazing these things. Yeah, they can go island,

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Speaker 7: Said, well you can any vessel that goes on water.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely not if you were in like a smaller sailing boat,

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Speaker 4: Look, it's a great product.

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Speaker 6: It's also this is the one that i've seen of

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Speaker 6: him in the pool in your house.

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Speaker 3: Yes, he wanted a test if it would float when

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Speaker 3: he first bought it, so he chucked it in the pool.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, he sold it.

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Speaker 3: He put it on a Facebook marketplace and he managed

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Speaker 3: paid the full price two and a half grand. I

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Speaker 3: think it's a great deal for both parties. And I

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Speaker 3: just thought we've got an opportunity here to stitch up

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Speaker 3: my dad through Chevy, who is the man who bought

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Speaker 3: the Hobie and he joins us on the phone right now, Hello.

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Speaker 7: Chev, Hey you go boys, Chevy.

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Speaker 4: Good.

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Speaker 3: First off, Chevy, have you actually have you taken the

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Speaker 3: kayak out for a voyage?

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Speaker 8: Nah?

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Speaker 10: Not yet?

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Speaker 4: Okay, do you think he got a good deal, Chev?

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Speaker 7: I mean for the kayak.

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Speaker 10: The kayak was a steel mate, and that's what I

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Speaker 10: didn't negotiate with him.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Chevy's actually right, you didn't negotiate with him, You

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Speaker 6: and Ireland topper or something.

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Speaker 10: No, I just just handed to get out fishing. I'll

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Speaker 10: get further out and hopefully not get blown to Tasmania.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, but if you did get blown to Tasmania, you'd

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Speaker 3: make it.

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Speaker 4: I think that's the point.

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Speaker 6: With these Just wait for the window change exactly right, Chef,

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Speaker 6: you got stocks and these things or something.

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to protect your dad.

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Speaker 6: I don't wanted to reneg on the you're talking about

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Speaker 6: so much, scares mate.

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Speaker 7: It's a kayak with his sail.

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Speaker 6: Will think and ship, apart from shem who to an

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Speaker 6: half grand for it.

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Speaker 7: Frankly, I think he's an idiot. Why do you just

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Speaker 7: chevy like any other normal person.

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Speaker 3: You bought a color the boat, ram mate, you can

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Speaker 7: You went island hopping. You're gonna have to say that

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Speaker 10: I'll just tell him the rope had come off the

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Speaker 6: Yeah, actually I can sink it is thinkable it's not

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Speaker 4: No, it sounds I'll answer for your chef. Okay, we're

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Speaker 4: I like your ship. We're going to go to a song.

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Speaker 4: Right up next, Chevy, you're calling my dad.

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Speaker 3: You're asking for your money back, and this is going

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Speaker 4: Right up next on.

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Speaker 3: William Woodie opportune moment to prank my father, which is

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Speaker 4: He's an incredibly gullible man and generally he gives good reactions.

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Speaker 3: Recently he sold his Hobie Kayak Adventurer, which for those

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Speaker 4: He sold that on Facebook for two and a half gram.

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Speaker 6: Unbelievable And if the guy who didn't actually buy it

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Speaker 6: The guy who bought it on the line, Chev, welcome

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Speaker 6: back to the show mate, there you boys, very very

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Speaker 6: good now, Chev, he's cool as a cucumber, very very cool.

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Speaker 3: We're going to use some of that cucumber like coolners

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Speaker 3: right now. Chev by getting you to prank my dad.

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Speaker 3: So we want you to call Dad and effectively say, hey, mate,

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Speaker 3: then we'll just jump in, mate, and we'll ease the

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Speaker 7: Good luck, Chev, Here we go.

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Speaker 11: Hello, Steve Shevy, the guy that brought the car o.

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Speaker 10: Here you go, mate?

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Speaker 11: Oh good? How are you not bad?

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Speaker 7: Mate?

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Speaker 10: Not bad?

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Speaker 1: Hey, listen, mate, I don't I don't like to give

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Speaker 10: I remember, we did not unfurl it because I thought, no,

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Speaker 10: water big time.

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Speaker 1: It's nearly going under on me.

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Speaker 9: What.

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Speaker 10: I don't know whether it's from sitting around here.

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Speaker 1: I know it looks like where there's been getting dragged

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Speaker 11: That doesn't doesn't sound wrong, I think, unless that you're

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Speaker 10: No, No, the plugs are all in it, and it's

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Speaker 10: not it's not more to come up from the scuppers.

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Speaker 1: It's getting inside the hull.

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Speaker 10: It's yeah, lesson or deal boats made to float.

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Speaker 11: Boats made to float. Don't remember that.

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Speaker 8: I remember that?

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Speaker 11: What to suggest?

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Speaker 5: God?

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Speaker 11: I mean, I pointed out that there's that little bow

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Speaker 10: But what what I was thinking now? And you're a

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Speaker 10: reasonable sort of dude, what would you mind if I

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Speaker 12: Well?

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Speaker 11: I think, I mean, I'm maybe maybe the thing to do,

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Speaker 11: Sheavy would be to meet you or just to have

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Speaker 11: a yeah, just maybe when you put it out there,

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Speaker 11: to say what what the problem could the other thing

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Speaker 11: could be? And what you know, Scott love it, have

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Speaker 11: a look a look over it. And I just staggered.

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Speaker 4: I think you should give him his money back, Dad.

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Speaker 5: You freck.

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Speaker 11: Giving them money out of me would be more water.

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Speaker 12: Tight than the ki.

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Speaker 11: You've got me completely.

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Speaker 4: How about how about the moment?

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Speaker 3: How about the moment though, Dad, The moment where Chevy goes, so,

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Speaker 3: what do you want to do about it?

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Speaker 4: Mate? The boat boats need to float.

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Speaker 3: You didn't consider for a second giving him.

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Speaker 6: Did the word refund into your mind at all, Steve, not.

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Speaker 8: Not one second?

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Speaker 6: I thought, Beware, you checked out the dints underneath, and

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Speaker 6: you seem to be that.

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Speaker 7: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully this isn't a real phone call when Chevy actually

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Speaker 11: In case I'm changing mobile.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Chev, you'll have to You'll have to let us

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Speaker 6: know how you go, mate with the boat.

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Speaker 5: We'll do.

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Speaker 7: Have you got any plans if it does go under those.

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Speaker 10: I'll probably just give the old man ring again.

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Speaker 4: I think I think Dad said called Scott love it.

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Speaker 4: Whoever the hell that guy is? More after this, it's

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Speaker 4: Will and Woody. What are you doing tonight, Brook Bony?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 9: You know, just getting ready to the today She had

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Speaker 9: been hanging out with Carl.

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Speaker 4: Does sound like it is that, Brooke Boney?

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Speaker 7: Is it a funny pro.

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Speaker 10: Fun all right?

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Speaker 7: So yesterday.

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Speaker 6: At this time actually, and I apologize to our listeners

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Speaker 6: at this time, but we were playing a game of

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Speaker 6: fake slab, right, You then said afterwards, after someone called

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Speaker 6: up pretending to be Brook Bony that you could pick

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Speaker 6: brook Bony Channel nine's entertainment reporner easily.

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Speaker 4: Yes, she has a twang.

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Speaker 7: He said what you said, she has a twin. This

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Speaker 7: is what you said yesterday, brook Brady.

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Speaker 13: After the finalizations, we just go have dinner, hang out,

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Speaker 13: get ready for tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: It does sound like it's not that brook By twain.

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Speaker 7: That is what the brook Bony twain. That's not a thing.

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Speaker 14: There's a twang that's not we know brook Bony's a

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Speaker 14: twain is not brook Bony because it was that tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: You just can just explain the mechanics here, like what

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Speaker 6: what what are you listening for?

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Speaker 7: That is distinctly brook Boning.

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Speaker 3: There's there's a there's a high ship. Her voice goes

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Speaker 4: Of some sentences. Give me an example, Okay, let's go

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Speaker 4: for coffee tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: What I just it's subtle. I'm accentuating it right now. Okay,

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Speaker 3: to the mere mortal ear, no one would pick up

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Speaker 3: on it. But I watch her on today every morning.

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Speaker 3: Film a stretches in the morning and there's just this

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Speaker 3: little twang and to the point, waver in a twang,

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Speaker 3: a wavering I think twang was the wrong way to

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Speaker 3: describe it. Let's call it a way a high pitched waiver,

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Speaker 3: a high pitched waiver every now and then pops its

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Speaker 3: head out when she's in a speech. Okay, now to

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Speaker 3: the point where I think that, And do we have

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Speaker 3: a lineup of brook Bonies here that are going to

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Speaker 3: be okay?

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Speaker 4: So how many have we got?

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Speaker 6: I think we've got four phony Bonies? Well four, well,

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Speaker 6: three phony Bonies and one real Bony. Okay before we

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Speaker 6: get to this though, And the real brook Bony is

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Speaker 6: in that bank?

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Speaker 4: Awesome?

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Speaker 7: And can the real brook Bony please stand up?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 7: Can the real brook Bony hear me right now?

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Speaker 9: Like?

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Speaker 7: Can she hear me?

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Speaker 6: I think if Woody gets this wrong, there needs to

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Speaker 6: be some sort of punishment that the real brook Bony

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Speaker 6: thinks of for him.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I never I think so I think, can.

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Speaker 6: You, if you can hear me, the real brook Bony,

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Speaker 6: please have a think about what you think that punishment

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Speaker 6: should be.

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Speaker 4: What do I get? What do I win?

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Speaker 13: Then?

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Speaker 4: If I get it? Right?

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Speaker 7: A pride? But you're the one who said that you

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Speaker 7: wanted to do it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough?

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Speaker 6: Okay, So here we go. So a bank of phony bonies.

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Speaker 6: Can you pick the bone on the phone? That's the question.

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Speaker 6: She's in there somewhere great, far away wards they're your bonies?

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Speaker 4: Oh great, okay Brooke Bony one. Hello, Hi guys. What's

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Speaker 4: your idea of a perfect weekend? Brooke Bony one?

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Speaker 13: Oh? If I can ever get away from work, you know,

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Speaker 13: the entertainment never stopped.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Broke Bony one, Thank you. Let's go to

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Speaker 4: Brook bony number two. Wow to number two, bro Brde

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Speaker 4: number two.

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Speaker 3: If you've got to quote yourself to an animal when

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Speaker 3: playing field hockey, what animal would it be?

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Speaker 13: Guys?

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Speaker 15: I can't believe you can't recognize my voice?

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Speaker 9: What are you doing?

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Speaker 4: Mm?

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Speaker 8: Now?

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Speaker 3: That could be a Bony putting on a voice? I

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Speaker 3: reckon brook Bonny number two. What's your favorite color?

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Speaker 4: Sock?

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Speaker 15: My favorite call sock? Hope you said an s boys

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Speaker 15: not something else?

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Speaker 4: What was that? Sorry?

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Speaker 15: Not something else?

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Speaker 7: Yes? Yes, yes, we did, Yes.

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Speaker 15: Fantastic, fantastic or should I'm probably going with what I'm wearing,

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Speaker 15: which is no, no.

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Speaker 3: It sucks interesting? Okay, thank you, brook Beronny two. That

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Speaker 3: could be Brook Bernie putting on a voice. Hello, brook

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Speaker 3: Bonny number three.

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Speaker 4: Hey, guys, what's the best date you've ever been on?

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Speaker 4: Brook Berny three, tool dark and handsome?

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Speaker 8: Some creep?

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Speaker 3: No, no, not not as like what did you do

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Speaker 3: on a real date? That was like the dream date view?

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Speaker 3: Not who do you want to date?

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Speaker 12: Okay, well, let's go skydiving.

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Speaker 3: Skydiving is the dream date? Okay, thank you, brook Bonny three.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to brook Bony four, Brook Bonny four. Who

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Speaker 3: would play you in a movie?

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Speaker 13: Probably Charlie Serron or Jessica Alba.

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Speaker 4: Brook Bony four.

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Speaker 7: That is you?

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Speaker 13: No, it's not yes, it is yes, it is I

450
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Speaker 13: do and your post minister eat dog food.

451
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 7: So easy. Oh my god, it was so apparent. I

452
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,159
Speaker 7: know I heard it as well, did you hear? No? No,

453
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,439
Speaker 7: it's not saying it's a waiver.

454
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,399
Speaker 3: You have a waiver, you have this way. It's a

455
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,400
Speaker 3: beautiful waiver, Broke Bonnie. It's a beautiful waiver.

456
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,680
Speaker 9: But she's a little bit like an insult.

457
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,800
Speaker 4: No, she shouldn't be taken as an insult.

458
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,919
Speaker 3: I absolutely should not be, because it gives you this

459
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,439
Speaker 3: beautiful softness to your presenting in the morning that I

460
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 3: watch you every morning on the Today Broke Bony.

461
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, I didn't know that you watched every morning.

462
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 13: I'm classic, but also maybe a little bit crypt out.

463
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 4: I'm not watching just for you.

464
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 7: I had a segment with four brook Bonies on the phone.

465
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,360
Speaker 7: Is is this a fantasy or is this a radio big?

466
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,040
Speaker 4: This is sounding it weird, isn't it?

467
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 7: Four brook Bonies. I want to pick the real one. Hey,

468
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 7: thanks for Johnny's bro.

469
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 4: You want to keep moving?

470
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 5: Love you?

471
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 7: Fine?

472
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:55,360
Speaker 3: It's will And I've got this confession to make. I

473
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,680
Speaker 3: just I need to get it off my chest. Every

474
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 3: time at the moment that I go out and have

475
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,159
Speaker 3: a few drinks, there's just this really inappropriate thing that

476
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 3: I do when I get home.

477
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 4: It's a problem.

478
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,680
Speaker 3: I'm accepting of that, and I think the first step

479
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 3: forward is to just be open about it. So my

480
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 3: beautiful fiance has recently given birth to the gorgeous Remy.

481
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 3: So she is currently breastfeeding, and I am stuck in

482
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 3: an awful, abhorrent loop where every time I come home

483
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,199
Speaker 3: after a few drinks, I convince myself that what I

484
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 3: really need is some breast milk, because I know the

485
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 3: problem is the knowledge that I've got. I know knowledge

486
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 3: is power, and I'm using that power in the wrong

487
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 3: way because breast milk is incredibly hydrating.

488
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 4: So all I'm thinking when I get home.

489
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 3: Is if I can get some of that liquid gold,

490
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,399
Speaker 3: then I won't have a hangover tomorrow morning. So if

491
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 3: you can just picture this, I stumble in and I

492
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 3: get into bed, and my poor fiance she's asleep, and.

493
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 4: There I am.

494
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 7: This isn't sexual at all.

495
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, this is I need to drink. I'm just

496
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 3: a horse going to water. I'm a horse going down

497
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 3: to the lake. That's what goes on. And I just

498
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 3: need breast milk. And it's just it's inappropriate, it's wrong,

499
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 3: and I really wanted to stop with Can I.

500
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 7: Just condense this?

501
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 4: Just can like just quickly, just can just like very

502
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 4: simply you good clearing of the throat.

503
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 14: Then you you.

504
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 7: You suck your well. I didn't say as bobs when

505
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 7: you get home.

506
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 4: I didn't want to bet when you when.

507
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 7: You're drunk, when she's asleep.

508
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 3: I didn't want to go into specifics because you know,

509
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 3: producer pood Pants thinks I look a bit sick in

510
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 3: this whole confession.

511
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,119
Speaker 7: Everyone.

512
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 4: I think it's really I think you're not getting all

513
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 4: around out. So I'm gettingknods around.

514
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 3: So we're not going to go into how I get it,

515
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 3: but I pest her, my fiance, to give me some

516
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 3: of the liquid gold.

517
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 7: So she wakes up.

518
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 4: Well, it's awful.

519
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 3: She wakes up to that, and honestly, out of the

520
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 3: goodness of her heart, a lot of the time she's like,

521
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 3: I'm getting there, and no, she knows she does.

522
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 4: She's amazing. I love my fiance. And she goes, I'll

523
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 4: help you out. I know what you're after. You're after

524
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 4: the good stuff.

525
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 14: And then the baby though, like you know, she's had

526
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 14: her feet, she's had her feed for the night.

527
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 4: It's daddy's time. It's daddy's time. Actually anyway, it's actually sick.

528
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 4: I do it's and.

529
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 3: I'm putting on the first one. I put my hand

530
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 3: up and go. It is a bit sick. But here's

531
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 3: the thing.

532
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, it sounds like a drug addicte.

533
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 4: Well, no, there's no drugs involved.

534
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 6: No, I know you genuinely have an addiction to this stuff. Yeah,

535
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 6: And she just freeze it for you and put it

536
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 6: in the freezer or something.

537
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 3: And the sometimes she does say, get out of bed,

538
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 3: there's a frozen bag for you.

539
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 6: I'll put one on the bench for you when you

540
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 6: get home, a little little label on it.

541
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,679
Speaker 4: It's in your bottle, and get your bottle anyway.

542
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 3: What I'd like to do right now so wild on

543
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 3: thirteen when I was six five.

544
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 4: I know Wild.

545
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,239
Speaker 6: That's why I know if you buy yourself in your

546
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 6: car right now and you're picking up your jaw off

547
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 6: the floor, you're not alone. I think everybody that's heard

548
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 6: this is like, it's that's one of the most disgusting

549
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 6: things I've ever heard.

550
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,360
Speaker 4: And I'll wear all of those criticisms and Cindya.

551
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 7: What are you gonna do when she stops breastfeeding?

552
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 3: Well, hopefully she can just save a fair bit of

553
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 3: it and we can have a full freezer and I

554
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 3: can just wean my way off at anyway, what I'd

555
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 3: like to do on thirteen one oh sixty five right

556
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 3: now is, firstly, if anyone else who does that, please call,

557
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 3: because I'd love to not be the only one who

558
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,360
Speaker 3: requests breast milk to help with the hangover.

559
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 4: That's one reason you can call.

560
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 3: The other reason you can call, and we're more likely

561
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 3: to get calls on this I'm thirteen one oh sixty five,

562
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 3: is what does your partner always do after they've had

563
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 3: a few, like they also stuck in this loop like

564
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 3: main Rechel's that you know they've had a few because

565
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 3: they come home and they do this.

566
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 4: I'll give you one more example, which is a bit

567
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 4: more normal.

568
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 3: A friend of mine apparently every time he comes home

569
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 3: after he's had a few, he sets up the ironing

570
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 3: board and he jumps on the ironing board and goes,

571
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 3: look at me, I'm andy iron board and then breaks

572
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 3: the ironing board.

573
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

574
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 4: So this poor family needs to buy like.

575
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 1: A new newt Like every.

576
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 6: I We're gonna have a lot of frustrated women calling

577
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 6: the show here, which is totally fine.

578
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 7: Bring it on.

579
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 6: What does your partner, probably annoyingly always do when they

580
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 6: come home after a few drinks?

581
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: What does your partner do when they've had a few?

582
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 4: Do you? You all came in across a very clean

583
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 4: cut here.

584
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 3: I've just, you know, put my hand up, been very vulnerable,

585
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 3: and I've admitted that after a few. It's really unfortunate,

586
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 3: and I'm really not condoning the behavior, but I feel

587
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 3: the need to wake my fiance up and I try

588
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 3: and get some breast milk because and here's the thing,

589
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people saying it's absolutely sick.

590
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 3: It's incredibly hydrating, so it's really good to try and

591
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 3: cure an impending hangover from the next morning.

592
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 6: Have you ever had a situation where both you and

593
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 6: Remy wanted to feed at the same time and you

594
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 6: sort of both you know, had one inch.

595
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 3: Not yet, but it would really be a David Veiga

596
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 3: life fight. I think i'd I think i'd take the

597
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 3: cake there.

598
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 6: You remind me of when I'm to go and pick

599
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 6: up our puppy and like you've got the mum dog

600
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 6: lying on her back there and all the dogs are

601
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 6: going for it at the nickel.

602
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 4: Do you do anything when you when you get home.

603
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 6: Look, I've been the only thing that I insist on,

604
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 6: like when I when I come home, I had a

605
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 6: few I do you know, I like to be I

606
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 6: like a bit of light in the room to be

607
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 6: able to see where I'm putting my stuff.

608
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 4: Oh that's annoying. That's really annoying.

609
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 6: And I do. I do insist on that, and Sam

610
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 6: hates it.

611
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 7: I'm like, it's just for thirty seconds.

612
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 4: But it's not because you can't like you know, you

613
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 4: sort of like stumbling a bit to take clothes off, Like, why.

614
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 6: Don't like leaving clothes haphazard on the floor, Yes, like

615
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 6: to like, you know, I've got to put the whites

616
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 6: in the darks, and so I just needed to cut

617
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 6: the air and that that really annoys her.

618
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 7: Just off, it's a pillow over her head. And yeah,

619
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 7: never as well.

620
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 6: Sometimes I use my phone light and then you drop

621
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 6: your phone and the lights and then you're loud as well.

622
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 6: And then if you get into bed and you get

623
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 6: on your phone as well, Oh don't we like it's

624
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 6: like it's a tiny light turn turn the light, turn

625
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 6: the dimners down.

626
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 3: It's I's got a Christine thirteen six five, Christine.

627
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 7: Make him two thousand goals.

628
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 4: She's like, he, hi, Christine, is are you dobbing in

629
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 4: a partner here?

630
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 12: No, I'm not. I'm actually I don't mind. It's wrong

631
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 12: what you're doing, because the way I see it is

632
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 12: that a lot of men have done it as baby. Obviously, Yes,

633
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 12: there are a lot of healing properties of breast milk.

634
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 15: Three children.

635
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, but Christine, Christine, Christine, Christine. Three o'clock in the morning.

636
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 6: You're in the middle of a beautiful dream about Enrique

637
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,479
Speaker 6: Glaciers and you wake up to find your partner sucking

638
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 6: your nipple, Like, come on, if.

639
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 12: That's what it's going to keep them home and happy whatever.

640
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 12: I've got my husband there. He didn't do it, but

641
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 12: a lot of our friends startners have tried it.

642
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 5: Yep.

643
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 12: I had three children and they're actually healing properties.

644
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 3: Hearing them, she sounds like a beautiful partner, Christine, as

645
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 3: is my fiance that beautiful partner. And it's a shame

646
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 3: that your husband isn't progressive enough to take in those

647
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 3: healing qualities. Now we've got Ash London, who's called the

648
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 3: show now on thirteen one six five.

649
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 8: Hello Ash, Yeah, Hi, is what the hell is wrong

650
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 8: with you? I know this is about like what my

651
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 8: partner does, what he gets, but you have got serious

652
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 8: psychological issues with like moms and boost. It's not normal

653
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 8: and the people call up and tell you, thank it's

654
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 8: my husband home.

655
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 13: It's not normal with a child, not with you.

656
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 6: False validation in the last Now, it surprised me if

657
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 6: you actually cued her up to give the child so sick.

658
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 3: Ash when you filled in for this radio show, you

659
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 3: were also preaching the perks of breast milk.

660
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 4: You said that you spray breast milk on your husband.

661
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 8: Pimples gets very different from him in.

662
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 7: It's a bit wild, and that was.

663
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 8: My decision I would bring it up. He wasn't coming

664
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 8: home drunk at three am.

665
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 7: Was where was the pimple?

666
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 8: Not in the genital area or the mouth area, maybe

667
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 8: an elbow or And it's one squirt as opposed to

668
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 8: a couple of hundred mills of.

669
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 7: That liquid go priceless.

670
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 8: You know, feed our child's brains.

671
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you found out that, like your child's mal

672
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 6: nourished or something, because you're taking it.

673
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 4: Come on YouTube. There's no to guilt trip me.

674
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 14: But imagine if anything, imagine you with.

675
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 6: The maternal child healthsness, there any reason the child start

676
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 6: getting enough.

677
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, your supplime looks good. Min. I'm just not sure

678
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 8: where this.

679
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 6: Milk is going and sitting there like a guilty person

680
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 6: in an interview room sweating on it.

681
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 4: She's actually a bit underweight at the moment.

682
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 3: Maybe she's been underweight, but no, I've heard though the

683
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 3: more you express the more that it promotes the milk

684
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 3: to come down.

685
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 8: You would have heard about it, because I think all

686
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 8: you do, we could go home and read about it.

687
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 3: There's a headline in the news that says, my husband

688
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 3: won't forgive me for blank in front of him.

689
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 4: I'm devastated. I will now reveal what the blank is.

690
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,719
Speaker 4: It's farting. It's farting. My husband won't forgive me for

691
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 4: farting in front of him. I'm devastating.

692
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 3: So it's actually a really tragic story. So she's she's

693
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 3: gone online to obviously vent.

694
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, and she said she was in a shocking situation.

695
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 3: She'd been in a relationship where they hadn't passed wind

696
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 3: in front of each other.

697
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 4: They've been together for a.

698
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 7: Year, so the standoff was a year.

699
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 3: Ye, it was a year, and then finally she couldn't

700
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 3: hold on anymore. She passed wind in front of him and.

701
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 4: He was disgusted.

702
00:31:59,200 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 7: You're joking.

703
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, So and like gave her a really judgmental look

704
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 3: and quite turned off her.

705
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 4: And quite frankly, they are on the rocks because of

706
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 4: her fart.

707
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 7: She iss to get the hell out of there.

708
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 4: I couldn't agree more on the way.

709
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 6: Just quick, cupcake, I reckon, yeah, nice, bang nice.

710
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 4: Now here's what I want to do, right you cupcake?

711
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 4: Your girlfriend?

712
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 7: Dump dump.

713
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 4: Nice your classic.

714
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,719
Speaker 6: That's after she's been so disgusting with me about farting.

715
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 6: At the end of the day, if anybody gets disgusted

716
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 6: or angry at you for farting in front of them,

717
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 6: you've been holding in for a year.

718
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, but that's despite your very aggressive views.

719
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 4: There our number thirteen one oh six five?

720
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 7: Cupcake's cute? Are you?

721
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 4: And you can remain anonymous?

722
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 3: By the way, before I ask for this call, you

723
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 3: can absolutely remain anonymous because you probably want to remain anonymous.

724
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 4: But are you currently.

725
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 3: In a relationship where you still haven't farted in front

726
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:57,479
Speaker 3: of your partner?

727
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 6: We went the standoff and woods I think in order

728
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 6: to let people feel more comfortable about calling, yeah, I

729
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 6: think you need to.

730
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 7: You need to divulge.

731
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 3: So in a previous relationship, I went three years. I

732
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 3: went three years. It was three very difficult years without

733
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 3: passing win in front of my partner. The obvious question

734
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 3: is why I still have quite a low self esteem.

735
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 3: But back then, my self esteem was so low that

736
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 3: I thought if I farted in front of her, she

737
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 3: wouldn't like me anymore, which is so it's more it's

738
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 3: more on me than her. I don't think she actually

739
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: would have can but for me, I was like, I

740
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 3: cannot fight in front of you, but it.

741
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 7: Got in front of you. No, so you yeah, so

742
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 7: you're in You're in the standoff.

743
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, And she was probably waiting for it to do it.

744
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 4: I now feel you've done it.

745
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 7: Because you also used to.

746
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 6: You didn't you didn't use the toilet in your house

747
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 6: for tuesdays, either used to run over to the McDonald's.

748
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 3: Local macus yep, I was going to get a coffee

749
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 3: every morning, and sometimes I get.

750
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 14: Into coffee that depends on the night before. But also

751
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 14: when we used to go to hotels, coffee was.

752
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 7: So good, I'm going to go back for another.

753
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 3: When we used to check into hotels, I used to

754
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 3: deliberately put my credit card in my back pocket then

755
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 3: to go up to the room. That I'd always say

756
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 3: when I needed to I'd say, oh, I think I

757
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 3: left my credit card at the front desk, and that

758
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 3: would give me the excuse to go back down to

759
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 3: the lobby to use the toilet.

760
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 4: So yeah, three years.

761
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 3: One time we're in the bedroom together and I let

762
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 3: one slip. There was a smell in the room, and

763
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 3: I was able to lie to her and go, oh, no,

764
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 3: that smells me there for a while. I think there's

765
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 3: an issue with the plumbing. She called a plumber. She

766
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 3: called a plumber to the house to try and find

767
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 3: the burst Maine, but that which started.

768
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 6: More importantly, that's how damaging the art that she kind

769
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 6: of believed.

770
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 5: That it was.

771
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 4: I was sick. I was pretty crooked. I was pretty crooked. Anyways,

772
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 4: you can obviously remain anonymous.

773
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 3: But thirteen one oh six five are you currently in

774
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 3: a relationship where you still haven't farted in front of.

775
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 6: Your haven't opened the fart flood gates? Woods in the

776
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 6: lead here with three years?

777
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 4: Three years?

778
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 7: Anyone who can beat that?

779
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 3: Love to hear from that poor wollen Woody goodness after

780
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 3: this it's the Women Woody podcast.

781
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 4: How long have you had or had a fart?

782
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 7: What are we calling this? And impass you're.

783
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 3: Currently in a relationship and you still haven't farted in

784
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 3: front of your partner?

785
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 4: Thirteen one six five years and number I am currently

786
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 4: in the lead.

787
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 3: I had a former relationship where I did not fart

788
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 3: in front of my partner for three years. Incredibly stressful time.

789
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 3: It is difficult now obviously you can remain anonymous. Amazingly,

790
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 3: no one wants to remind anonymous, which is great. We've

791
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 3: got May here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Now,

792
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 3: may you do not fart in front of your partner?

793
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 13: No, it's been eleven years.

794
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 4: Oh my jesus. Have they been in a gl have

795
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 4: they been in close calls?

796
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 7: May?

797
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 5: Yeah?

798
00:35:59,040 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 6: Like?

799
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 13: Oh let off a silent ones? Yeah, but never like Honestly,

800
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 13: I feel like it's been too long. Now. I can't

801
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 13: do it now.

802
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 7: No, I feel just does does he?

803
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 4: Does he? Or she passed win in front of you?

804
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 13: He constantly, constantly, surely when he.

805
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 3: Opened the flood gates, you went right the gates open,

806
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 3: the gates of hell of open.

807
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 5: I don't know why I missed it.

808
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 7: You missed the opportunity.

809
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 13: I've done it in front of But I just can't

810
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 13: do it now. So, yeah, eleven years.

811
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 6: Maybe this is Maybe this is a deeper. Maybe this

812
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 6: is a deeper question. But I am interested in the

813
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 6: in the psychology behind this. Do you think the fact

814
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,479
Speaker 6: that you're comfortable farting in front of other people means

815
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 6: that you love the more, or the fact that you

816
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 6: don't fart in front of this guy means that you

817
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 6: love him more.

818
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 13: I feel like it means that I love him more

819
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 13: because I care more about what he thinks.

820
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

821
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, but interesting. Okay, May thanks for the call eleven years.

822
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 7: But is that indicative of.

823
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: The fact that, yeah, must not go too deep into

824
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 3: account we're talking about it.

825
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 7: I think you can.

826
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 6: I think you can analyze someone based on whether you

827
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 6: want to fart in front of them or not.

828
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 9: You can.

829
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 7: She cares too much about what the guy thinks. Yeah,

830
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 7: be honest, We're going to go to Taylor as well. Here, Taylor.

831
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 7: It's been seven years.

832
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, seven years.

833
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 4: Any any close calls? Taylor so far from holding back

834
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 4: in those farts?

835
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 9: Look, yeah, I definitely say a close call. But you know,

836
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,439
Speaker 9: just suck it right up back where it came from.

837
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 9: None the wiser You suck it.

838
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 4: Back up once it's out. You can't put it back

839
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 4: in like a genie in a bottle.

840
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 9: No, No, he floats, just floats there. If you ever

841
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 9: hold your farts, you'll know what I'm talking about.

842
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 7: I think I know, just bursts inside.

843
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, Hey, Taylor, can I ask would you be willing

844
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 6: to call him and maybe get the monkey off your

845
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 6: back live on radio?

846
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 9: What monk am I getting off my back? But I

847
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 9: actually do fight?

848
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 6: No, like, like I'm saying, you call him and we

849
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,319
Speaker 6: actually breach these floodgates live on air. So so we'll

850
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 6: do like a like a sound effect or whatever it

851
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 6: is is if you have unless you've got one in

852
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,439
Speaker 6: the chamber and you're willing to release it yourself, we

853
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 6: call him. He hears a sound loud enough so that

854
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 6: he's going to think it actually is you, and then

855
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 6: you just go, yeah, you think something like that, and

856
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 6: then you just go, oh, sorry about that, yep, hoppy to.

857
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 8: Give it a go.

858
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 9: I don't have one in the chamber though, So you

859
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 9: guys need to do that now.

860
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 4: That's fine, do it. When we do it, we'll do

861
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 4: it and then but you just have to claim it.

862
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 9: Taylor, done, no problem.

863
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 7: What a moment.

864
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 4: It'll be so good for your relationship. By the way, Taylor,

865
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 4: it'll be so good for it.

866
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,959
Speaker 8: Let's call him. It's Will and Woody.

867
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 4: Which talking pick up fails.

868
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 3: I feel I feel like it would be remiss of

869
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 3: me not to bring up a time with you. Now

870
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 3: you're only single for very fleeting moments in your life.

871
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 4: You're a real You're you're a relationship guy.

872
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you've always been that way since we knew

873
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 3: each other when we were twelve thirteen, always had a

874
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 3: girlfriend on the go. Anyway, there was a fleeting moment

875
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,240
Speaker 3: where you were single, and this is this, This story

876
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 3: brings me real joy. We were at a restaurant and

877
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 3: you saw a girl at the restaurant and you were like, Wow,

878
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 3: she's incredibly attractive. And I was like, mate, you're single.

879
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 3: This is this is rare, this is like a blue moon.

880
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 3: Get in there, tiger. And you're like, you know what,

881
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bloody do it. And he said to me,

882
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 3: look her tags hanging out of her dress.

883
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you remember this, he said, her tags

884
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 4: hanging out of her dress. I've got it.

885
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 3: I'm going to walk up to her and say, hey,

886
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 3: excuse me, your tags hanging out of your dress. And

887
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 3: you timed it perfectly. So she went to the bathroom

888
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 3: and you're like, I'm going to intersect her when she's

889
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 3: leaving the bathroom, and I'm going to tell her her

890
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 3: tags hanging out.

891
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 4: Anyway, you walk up with.

892
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 3: All the confidence of a man absolutely ready to go

893
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 3: with his planned line. You tapped her on the run

894
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,919
Speaker 3: to excuse me, your tags hanging out of your dress.

895
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 4: She turns around, and obviously in.

896
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 3: The bathroom she had tucked her tag back into her dress.

897
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 3: So she just goes, no, it's not and you went, yeah,

898
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 3: so it isn't.

899
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 4: Anyway, I have a love you not.

900
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 7: Sorry, yeah, I can't tell.

901
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 6: We're talking pick up vails. Kates called, Kate, what did

902
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 6: someone tried to pick you up?

903
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 9: Yeah?

904
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 13: In not wearing a Make America Great Again pins on

905
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 13: his collar.

906
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, and that's just obviously straight no no for.

907
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 4: You, Kate, just a hard no.

908
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 5: Yeah.

909
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 7: Was he actually American though?

910
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 5: No?

911
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 8: He was ouzy, like the weirdest thing, drinking VB.

912
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, straight through to the k bar. That's a shocking,

913
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 7: that's for you. Oh my god. How many of these

914
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 7: of you got?

915
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 3: I remember these because they're so rare, because, as I

916
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 3: said earlier, you're very rarely single.

917
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 4: But the time you wanted to pick up son your Krueger,

918
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 4: I remember.

919
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 9: Were.

920
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 13: Rob.

921
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 7: We're talking about pick up vails. What have you got

922
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 7: for us?

923
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 11: Yeah? Right, guys. One of my one of my female friends,

924
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 11: a guy came up and approached her and he was

925
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 11: really keen, really confident, ready to go. But he had

926
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 11: a big piece of spinach in the tooth.

927
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 4: Mate what's worse than that rub? When your will.

928
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 11: Junket?

929
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 7: Then can I throw to Christina play.

930
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 4: Right, you are a junket? So were at this junket.

931
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 7: We're about to interview Hugh Jackman.

932
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 6: Actually we are, yes, no, at the junket.

933
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 7: GT. Texture, John Texture your story.

934
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 11: Thank you.

935
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 4: We're about to interview Hugh Jackman.

936
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 7: We're very busy. We're running around.

937
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's rend so all the who's who's there? Because

938
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 3: everyone has there five to ten minutes with Hugh Jackman. Anyway,

939
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 3: you see Son, your Krueger, and you've always had this

940
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 3: huge crush on.

941
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 6: She was Denis Sparkle and you were guy, you were

942
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 6: going son, Son, Son.

943
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 4: This is walking through the hotel and I'm not yelling.

944
00:41:56,320 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 3: Crogs the crew that Crow's son and Sonya just ignores

945
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 3: him obviously, walks right past him. And then I turned

946
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 3: to Will and Will goes, oh god response, And I

947
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 3: said to Will, mate, that was Kerry and kuning