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Speaker 1: Jewell and Woody podcast. Many Hey, the Adelaide Fringe is

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Speaker 1: on really shortly woods and it attracts the best comedy

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Speaker 1: acts in the world. Truly, it is one of the

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Speaker 1: greatest comedy festivals in the Southern Hemisphere, if not the world.

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Speaker 1: They approached us to do a show that we said

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Speaker 1: we can't. Maybe we're a little bit scared, who knows,

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Speaker 1: But the point is we also would rather give the

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Speaker 1: opportunity to somebody who we think deserves it.

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Speaker 2: Her name is Rue Dude. We've got her phone number here.

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Speaker 2: Obviously we need to call her first because doing stand

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Speaker 2: up in front of hundreds of people is a pretty

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Speaker 2: scary thing to do. Yeah. Plus, she lives in Childville.

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Speaker 2: That's a that's a long way from it, So let's

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Speaker 2: just call it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was gonna say, any can you fly out

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Speaker 3: of Charldville? Do you know that?

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Speaker 2: No idea, mate, I still don't really know where child Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's just call her and see if she's available for

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Speaker 2: one or.

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Speaker 4: If she wants to do Okay, Hello, Judy's browsing.

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Speaker 2: Hi jud It's Willem Woody.

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Speaker 3: Hi Judy, how are you God? How are you super well? Mate?

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Speaker 3: Super well? Just life as a life as a dad

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Speaker 3: for both of us at the moment where fat.

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Speaker 4: Girls rather bye baby? Yeah, it's exhorting.

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Speaker 3: Isn't it.

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Speaker 2: How the sales going in the bait and tackle store

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Speaker 2: not too bad?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know there's a few terrors, terrors going through

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Speaker 4: and hey I'm going along all right now? Yeah? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Was that a comical dy that went off in the

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Speaker 1: background in the shop?

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Speaker 4: What was that? That's someone coming into the shore he's at?

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Speaker 3: Is that the is that the bell that goes off

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Speaker 3: the sense when.

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Speaker 4: Someone comes in the front door?

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Speaker 2: Can you can you go and move the door for us?

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Speaker 2: Go and move the door for us.

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Speaker 4: I want to hear it again, right, I'll just turn

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Speaker 4: it off.

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Speaker 3: You can.

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Speaker 4: You want to hear it? We want to hear it,

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Speaker 4: ud Ship, they want to hear I've got to turn

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Speaker 4: back on here. Sorry Dale, Sorry, Yes, I watched the guy.

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Speaker 4: I want to what I'm doing?

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Speaker 2: Dude, We've got an opportunity you want to swing you away?

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Speaker 2: Are you free in like a couple of weeks? Like,

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Speaker 2: what's what's your diary looking like? What's your schedule looking like?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Well yeah I'll be free. Why what's happening? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of the Adelaide Fringe Festival.

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Speaker 4: Fringe Yeah, I'm gonna top of your head.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's like that's the name of a festival, dude.

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Speaker 3: It's a comedy face fringe festival.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah I heard that.

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Speaker 3: Would you like to perform there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You're keen?

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Speaker 2: Yeah to know, like a stand up show, dude, So

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Speaker 2: you get up on stage and do stand.

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Speaker 4: Up hy dal I'm not a comedian and I'm not

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Speaker 4: even a stand up comic. I'm a rat.

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Speaker 3: You're not a rat, but you bill do you.

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Speaker 2: Wait, don't reckon?

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Speaker 1: You're a rat.

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Speaker 3: Do you think you can put together like, like you know,

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Speaker 3: twenty minutes a half an hour's worth of material.

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Speaker 4: Twenty minutes. Are you coming with me?

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Speaker 3: We'll come with you.

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Speaker 1: You will help you with what am I going to do?

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Speaker 3: We'll probably have to think about some jokes or some

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Speaker 3: stories you can tell.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, right, okay, I got a few of them,

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Speaker 4: but I'm not really funny. Oh come on, d.

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Speaker 1: Think you are hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Everyone thinks you're hilarious.

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Speaker 4: I'm alerted. Tick.

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Speaker 3: You are a little bit of that. What's what's your

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Speaker 3: like off the top of your head? If you have

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Speaker 3: you had to tell us a joke.

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Speaker 1: Now, what would you go for?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. Oh, I suppose I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 4: this little quick one. Yeah. This lady's hanging over her

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Speaker 4: fence at her house and looking over the fence and

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Speaker 4: this little girl and Nancy, he's digging a big hole anyhow.

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Speaker 4: She said, what are you doing there? Nancy? She said,

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Speaker 4: my goldfish died and I'm burying it. She said that

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Speaker 4: hole is too big for a goldfish. She said, no,

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Speaker 4: it's not, because it's inside your cat.

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Speaker 3: Gotta be fine, good, Well, I gotta lie no one, don't.

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Speaker 4: Dude, there was a little short one.

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Speaker 3: I loved it.

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Speaker 4: Twenty year I loved it. Any of them turn you off.

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Speaker 3: We're after make a couple of weeks, give us some

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Speaker 3: time to think about it. But if it's a yes

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Speaker 3: from you, we'll go going on this and and we'll

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Speaker 3: make sure you're live at the Adelaide Fringe in a

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Speaker 3: couple of weeks.

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Speaker 4: Oh, be bagged myself, all right, mate, Love to hear

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Speaker 4: your voice speak soon. Hear more of the boys on

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Speaker 4: the Full Show podcast all on the iHeartRadio app. Oh

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Speaker 4: where I mean, get your podcast