WEBVTT - FULL: The Flog Hotline 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.320 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:07.080 Good morning Jack post just to say good morning Patsy. 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:09.400 How are you, guys? How are you, Patsy? 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:10.280 I'm not so well. 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:11.680 Actually you don't feel well. 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:15.520 No, I'm feeling well, kind of a bit crook in 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:18.520 the belly. And I'll tell you why. There's something wrong 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:22.120 with the gold fridge down that end. I think it's 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:24.880 on the fritz because yet again today I had my 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:29.600 beautiful Russell Hobbs coffee coffee bag all ready for my 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.320 first coffee of the day, which is so important. Get 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:36.000 the milk out, pour it, and it's like what lumpy 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:37.400 lumpy porridge. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:38.720 Oh that is disgusting. 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:42.879 Well, there's someone in this very studio who leaves the 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:44.839 milkout after they put it in there. I don't do 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:48.879 that anymore sometimes down there, and. 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:54.880 Unlike you, I have time constraints. I'm up against. Second 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:56.680 to Jack, you can put your feet up on the desk. 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.600 Some of us actually do have to do it a 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.680 little bit of activity and speak every couple of seconds. 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.480 But I don't leave it out that long. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:04.360 That is discussion, But I don't think it's that. I 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:08.480 think the fridge is on the fritz. There's so many leftovers. 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:09.360 In there, it's all it is. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.120 There's leftovers from about. 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.600 Two We've seen the heather fridge out the other across 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.000 the other councle in Richmond, whatever it's called out there, 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:17.880 that one there is just food that's been in there 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:18.360 all year. 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:20.720 No, I don't I don't go in there. I don't 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:21.839 go over to that side. 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:24.399 Oh is that your personal fridge? That one by the 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.160 toilet that I won't put that. I wouldn't you put 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:27.840 anything in that toilet. It's one of the men's loo 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:28.280 as well. 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:32.240 It's the weirdest design for a kitchen. It to be 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.640 right next to where men come out of the toilet. 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:38.280 You can hear the toilet being flush as you're making 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:40.840 yourself a hot drink. And I don't you know, there 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:44.480 are some people that basically destroy that toilet, and that 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:48.280 must travel, some of the particles must travel easily through 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.760 a door that's opening and closing. I don't think there 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.080 must be any office that was designed in the world 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.800 that's got a men's toilet behind an open kitchen workplace. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.280 And it's bad for coming out of the toilet because 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.560 then you go come face to face, have eye contest 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:04.800 the salesperson who's trying to make themselves. 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:07.480 Sometimes there might be someone making themselves a cup of 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:09.680 tea or having a little comflab or chatting there, and 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.040 you go hi there as you're going into the toilet, 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:13.960 and then a one might turn into a two, and 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:15.440 you think, oh my god, those people are going to 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:18.040 know I've been there. Nobody. I just don't want the 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:20.400 awkwardness of them coming out a bit later on they go, oh, 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:24.320 that was a big one. I know you were still 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:28.639 in there. Well that's if I start to hang around 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:31.600 the ladies toilets making myself a cup of tea at one? 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:35.160 Wasn't it everything all right? I get complaints and rightly, 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:39.880 so why is it okay? Four men go into a 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:45.680 toilet in fear? I didn't know you're still in there 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.600 and just said we don't need to talk about it. 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:50.320 But you know what, there's two whose desks are right 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:51.639 next to the kitchen. 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:54.639 All I know is that guy. He's always in a 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:57.720 big heavy jump and roll neck like a U boat commander. 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:01.519 I think sometimes he rolls up and cause clients, oh god, 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:03.720 he's been in there, and going do you want to 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:08.600 take out that advertising on gold that you're right, that's 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:09.520 going to be the worst. 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:14.160 It's disgusting. And then so that there goes my coffee bag. 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:17.160 That's like and it's it's there's nothing like the first coffee. 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:18.960 It's like, you've got macas one on the way. 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:22.519 I haven't done that for Age. For the rest, I 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:25.760 haven't done that for Ages. He's another gripe I find 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.919 between three and four. I think maccas must do like 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.799 a reboot of their system. So you'll go through the 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:32.880 drive through and they say, sorry, we're not we're not 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.000 taking orders at the moment. And you think, well, can't 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:38.280 you put a sign like out on the streets so 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:39.280 I don't have to go. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:42.000 All the way this very morning? 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:42.200 Right? 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:43.480 I thought, do you know what? I need a coffee 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:45.160 this morning? So I'll go through the Maca's drive through. 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:48.640 As I'm approaching said drive through, some little kid, he 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.880 looked like he's no more than thirteen, comes out with 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:53.080 a ballart and drops it defant in front of me 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:53.840 in front of. 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:54.400 The drive through. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:57.280 Yeah, and I'm like, I don't have the energy right 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:01.000 now to part three feet away in this, so I 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.720 do a defind u turn like, well, you's lost my business. 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:08.880 It's about ninety nine cents. So you feed that back 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:14.120 that shut too. I'll just go to work home some 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:22.000 that lumpy milk. They seen healthy cafear that unpasteurized milk here, 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:24.880 that's like lumpy milk. Yeah. Yeah, so you're a Monday 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:25.400 loser person. 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.840 I'm a loser. And also quickly, I had a top 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.599 that I said to the love God, listen, that top 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.120 doesn't it's not right. Could you take it back for 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:35.640 me because you're heading over to that side of town. Yeah, 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:37.279 no worries. So I put it in the bag with 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.039 the receipt. I said, look, I've just chucked it in 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:42.400 the back seat. When you get a second year know ours? Anyway, 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:45.000 checked with him yesterday. I said, the bag's not in 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.520 the back seat. How'd you get on? Did they refunded? Okay? 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.160 He said what are you talking about? And I said 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.840 the top that I needed you to exchange or refund 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:54.680 And he goes, no, you said to put it in 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:58.440 the charity bin. I said no, no. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.919 He knew no. That's really clever, right. I sometimes deliberately 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:03.760 screwed stuff up to usk so that my wife won't 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:06.159 ask me again. It is easy to do myself. And 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:08.440 also my wife once asked me to take something back. 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:09.960 I didn't bother. I think I just gave it to 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:11.560 an op shop and then lied that the money had 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:13.760 been refunded. She was like, oh god, thank you very 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:14.440 much for doing that. 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:15.560 I've never returned something. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.360 Well, he won't be either. It can't be trusting. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:21.280 No, that is a smart move. He's outplayed you there, Patsy. 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:23.880 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:28.680 Yesterday, in a pet shop, I was mistaken for an employee. 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:32.080 It's quite a humbling moment that. The reason was I 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:34.760 had a trolley that they'd lent me to load up. 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:36.720 I was big the big dog food. 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:38.599 No, it wasn't a big dog food. I was getting 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:40.640 cat food yesterday, right, And when I got in there, 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:43.000 I was like, blady, this has gone up. She went, yeah, look, 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:45.120 I'm really sorry. It's not it's not our thing. It's 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:47.400 like the cost of pet food's going up. But he's 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.839 gone up like over twenty percent. So I said, bloody, 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:51.479 I've I've got to get a load of this cat food. 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:53.760 She was all, we've got a fifteen percent special. At 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.320 the moment, I went all right, So Larry, this cant 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.520 we've gone right, he has a sashare dare this kind 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.080 of like it's like gravy is all food, that's right. 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:03.800 So there's twenty four in a slam of his stuff. Right, 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:05.320 I said, how many of you got? She goes all 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:08.280 about eight. I said, and they're all special. I take eight. 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:10.400 She says, you partner by. I went, nah, it's back 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.599 calum minutes away. She went, oh, you can buy the trolley. 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.880 You know those ones with the big handles you lean back. 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.279 So I snack it all up. So as I'm leaving, 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.360 I'm wheeling out eight slabs of count food. Right as 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:23.520 I went out, a lady walks in and goes is 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:25.360 that I had to bring my dog and I went yeah. 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.160 She then stops to talk to me, going now I 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:32.039 need to know whether gongs are and I went, I no, no, 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:34.279 I don't. I don't work it, when she went, you 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.560 don't work here, Oh no no, they just lent me 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:37.320 the trolleys. 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.200 The only thing I know is there is fifteen percent 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:40.719 of cat food, but there's no more. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:44.640 There's no more royal cannon instinctive that is coming with me. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.400 So that's me. I don't know whether that's winning or losing? 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.599 That I looked like yesterday when I got home, I 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:53.200 looked at myself in the mirror shop, Did I look 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.640 at least like the manager there, the owner? Could I 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.799 be a board member of the best shop? The Jackie? 0:06:58.880 --> 0:06:59.920 Are you winning or losing? 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.520 The week we went from losing to winning. By the 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:06.080 end of the day. The dishwasher blocked up, and it 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.640 had when I opened it had all this gunky water 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:09.920 going up at the bottom. 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:11.760 That happened to me two weeks ago. It just doesn't 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:12.240 go anywhere. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.080 It doesn't go, it doesn't drain out, and it's got 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:17.680 all the bits and pieces of past in there. So 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:20.840 I closed that. I asked Bianca, like, would you want 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:22.040 to deal with that she has? 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:23.280 She really didn't. 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:24.360 I just had interest. 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:26.160 She pushed a kid out. At least you can do 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.000 is get on your hands and need didn't clean up 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:28.400 the mark. 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.360 I didn't think she would, but I thought maybe, But. 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.040 You'd ask anyway, even like the kind of goal that 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:36.200 likes to clean out a dish washer. She's got. 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.120 She's one of those people who loves popping a pimple, 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:40.840 So I thought maybe in the same way she'd want 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:41.640 to pop the pimple. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.040 What a pimple? Call him? 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:45.560 Will you want to pop whatever's in the bottom of 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:46.000 the dish washer? 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:47.560 And did you know I didn't have a code on 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:48.920 there and they have fifty or. 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:50.840 It doesn't even have not even that new to have 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.360 the codes on it. Called Dad and asked if he 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.720 would want to take a look around. So Dad came 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:56.880 over yesterday afternoon. 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.000 Is this the same dad? You also still get to 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:02.760 clear up dogshit from your God. His role has been 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.960 redifed now. 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:10.720 Sometimes sometimes if it's a busy week, absolutely serious. 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:13.640 He'll get your dad to do the super scoop. 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:14.960 He'll come and mow the lawn. 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:18.000 Told me once he doesn't mind. He doesn't mind. 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.560 Obviously to mow the lawns, you first need to clear. 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:24.560 The I call them clear the land mind, because you 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:28.720 don't have enough time finishing the show at nine. 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:32.160 It's even worse that you bring up me. Dad comes around. 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.480 On Monday night, Hey Dad, he must know if that 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:37.120 phone is going something's broken or Luna must have done 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:39.480 a big ship in the garden. I'm better go get 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:40.440 my shovel and wheelbarrow. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.319 And he comes around to take a look at it, 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.120 and he is good at that sort of stuff. I 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:47.240 didn't really want to be around him wise all that gunkcout. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:48.880 So I went and took Gordy for a ride on 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:51.360 the bike, not deliberately why he was doing. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.240 He man's up, you're manning out. 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:54.800 And then we say to the playground, kept checking out, 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:56.000 watching like forty five. 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:58.920 Minutes, and my dad gone and clean that clean that 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.040 man mess up yet and. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.920 Then by the time I came back and fixed it. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.440 Wid the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.640 Yesterday on the Toy Show. On the on the travel Reports, 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:16.560 there were some something going on at Dalton's Dalton road paths. 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:18.079 Would you name it Dalton road epping? 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.240 Maybe Dalton road Epping? And the name Dalton leapt out 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:24.320 because of the weekend. I saw the new Roadhouse movie 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:27.920 twice and Elliott Dalton is the younger. They don't even 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:31.600 say he's got the same name Dalton that Swayze's character 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.240 had in the original nineteen eighty nine Roadhouse. But there's 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.040 no mention of why is he the sun? Is he 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:40.200 a young cus? There's no mention, is you go Dalton? 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.800 This will be significant? Otherwise, well would you bot that? Nope? 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:44.960 I saw the whole movie two hours and four minutes. 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.600 There's no mention, not a poster or a photo in 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:51.840 a wallet of the great Swayze Dalton. So a wasted opportunity. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.080 But anyway, So this morn I thought, can we do 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:58.080 like a mailways of road name street places in London? Sorry, 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:00.440 in Melbourne that I've got any connection to the movie. 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:04.880 So we've got Dalton Road, thank you? What else have 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:07.400 we got there? Any connection to the movies in Melbourne? Okay? 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.600 I grew up on Bennett Street and John Bennett is 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.959 the name of Mark Wahlberg's character in the Ted movies. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:18.200 Or that is no, no, no, that's okay. They're big movies, 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:19.280 will have been like three of them. 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:21.240 Yeah, if I said John Bennett to you'd be like, 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.199 ah Ted. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.240 No, Tedor would go I know tedor I didn't know 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:26.559 about Marky Mark's character. 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:30.400 Well, Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:32.280 Patsy, What's going on with You? Mate? 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:35.120 Had a curry last night, made a curry and I 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:37.640 realized when I was looking in the bows of the 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:41.000 pantry that the curry powdy. We've got the old, good 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:45.040 old Keynes customer curry powder. I've had it for years 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:49.200 like literally, I reckon pre twenty ten And I said 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:49.880 to Chris. 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.880 On dates, It doesn't it turn of the century. 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.040 It's like really old. And I said to Chris, I 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:55.600 don't know if I should be using this. I might 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.560 make everyone sick, like it's two thousand and eight or 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:01.640 something like. It was so it was hard, like almost 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:03.680 rock and I had to get a steak knife to 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.400 sort of break up the bits. 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:08.440 And jeels together. 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:12.920 You might have is it weavils that can get I 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.079 don't live in the No, there was nowhere for them 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:16.600 to get in because it was rock hard. But it 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:17.200 did break up. 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:22.800 Weavs can go ast you guys. There's no weavil business here. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:28.600 This is weaveling around in here. 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:32.960 We go anyway. I realized that curry powder does not 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:38.800 have an off date, an expiry d never goes bad. 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:42.360 But I guess those ancient spices they used to travel 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:47.040 for months, traveling the seas. You know, the spice trade 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:49.640 is well documented, the silk trade where that you don't 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.720 eat silk bird, you know what I mean. So so 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:54.040 so curry doesn't go off. 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:57.080 Curry powder does not go off, So you could have 0:11:57.160 --> 0:12:00.640 used it, yes, and I did it was Chris, if 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.800 you had great today. 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:07.240 But it's early days, isn't it. 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:08.960 Yeah, not like that milk down the gold end. 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:11.840 Yeah, trust me. He'd be opening up. You're doing Easter 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:15.160 eggs on Sunday and he'd just go, oh my god, Patsy, 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:18.079 weevil's got it, sucking it and Patsy got him. 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:20.960 My mom, when we were kids, my mom kept my 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:26.240 grandpa's little tin lunch box from World War two. Oh wow, 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:29.440 and it had this sweet and condensed milk in it, 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.599 she explained, because they can't take milk with them, so 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:32.040 they used. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:33.719 I think we've got some of that free cheers, so 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:34.959 that free warm milk. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:38.400 As a kid, I loved sweet and condensed milk. 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:41.719 I used as well. It was so on the end of. 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:43.760 A barrel and you squeeze in my mouth. When she 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:47.160 was watching, I went to grandpa's old tin lunch box 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:48.920 and started eating the condensed milk. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:53.920 If you ever had that sweet condensement. 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.080 My dad loves it. 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.480 Don't you think it goes off? You're right. It survived 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:04.319 the war. It beat Hitler, It outlasted a Hitler. That's tough. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.839 It is World War two, yes, World War just before 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:11.959 trying to put the chronologies together. It's so old, it's 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:12.800 two thousand and eight. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:14.120 It tasted all right. 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:17.320 I'd love to see Patsy antiques roads. We think this 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:19.440 might be gos file back as two thousand and seven. 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.080 Sugar Ay was the big recording answers of the day. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:25.880 That far white house doesn't go off. 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:28.280 A peanut will never go off, Is that right? 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:30.360 Is that right? 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:30.880 No? 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:31.840 It goes stale. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:36.559 No, a peanut itself will never go off itself. Peanut 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:39.040 butter mco band once you've you've opened him up and 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:42.000 squeezed him into a paste. But a peanut will rear form. 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:43.040 What about honey? 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.920 Yeah, honey does because it goes it gets all that 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:47.800 white stuff on it and you have to put in 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:48.320 the microwave. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:53.000 Producercading is nodding ahead, Macha does Does honey go off? No? 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:54.880 Absolutely not. Honey never goes off. 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.240 But what is that white stuff? Is that not mold 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.760 or some kind of spore activity? 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.480 My honey doesn't get what stuff? 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:02.920 What are you talking about? All the boys come to 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.520 your honey in the yard, don't they. Little song you 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:08.079 sing as you skip around the office, what's this about? 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:10.960 The honey never goes off. 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:13.439 No, it starts to crystallize, but that doesn't mean it's 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.760 going off. It's just another part of where if it 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:19.640 stays in like a cupboard or in a fridge, it 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:20.680 just starts to crystallize. 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:22.400 But you can still eat it. It's absolutely fine. 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:25.160 Who puts their honey in the fridge? It goes hard. 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.200 No, I don't put honey. You don't put honey doesn't 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:29.360 belong in the fridge out it's out in the supermarket. Therefore, 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.600 if it doesn't go off, for forever eternity, there's lots of. 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.280 Things that are out in the supermarket. The once you 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:35.520 open them, they have to go in the fridge. 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:45.440 Name three, Name three instant quiz of the fridge. 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:50.360 Where you put. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:52.000 A pantry, all that thick, gloopy moss, it survived out there. 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:52.480 The pan. 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:58.520 Also has to be going You know why. 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.600 We all believe that. You think eggy bee it's in there. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:04.200 Look after the eggy business. Okay, that's two. What's another one? 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:08.080 You put ketchup in the fridge. I put my ketchup 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:08.760 in the fridge. 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.000 We put all our condiments in the fridge. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.200 Yes, yes, yes, yes, all right, Well, what else doesn't 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:13.800 go off. 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:18.600 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:22.560 Looking for eight s out of Melbourne Streets have a 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.840 movie connection. Christian in there's two streets in Greensboro that 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.160 are adjacent to each other. One is Bruce, the other 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:33.360 is Willis Steve, very very good. That's better than Dalton Street. 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:37.120 All right, what never goes off? By the way, Patch, 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:38.960 I didn't know you begin all this talking about you 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.080 store coffee beans in the fridge. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.040 Ah, yeah, we don't though. Ah. 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:45.720 I thought you said you put your putting your coffee 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.840 beans in the fridge. I thought it was someone else 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:49.720 you need to shove in the fridge. All right, so 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:51.920 we're talking about what never goes off? By the way, 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:53.760 Jackus has told me a great hack. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:55.880 We were talking about soy sauce, whether that goes in 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:59.560 the fridge or not. You know those glass soy sauce 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:03.040 bottles every Japanese restaurant with the red hats, yes, the 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:06.200 red lids. They've got a hole on both sides. What 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:08.240 you meant to do is put your finger over the 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:11.840 opposite hole. It plugs it and makes a vacuum so 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.800 that you can tilt. Then bring your finger off. It 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:17.760 lets the soy sauce out onto your sushi plug again 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.560 and it stops the flow and then you put it back, 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:21.400 No doubt. 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:26.400 Is an impressive party trick. No trick in l age, 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:30.200 party trick. Trust me, you'll get to my age. 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:33.480 You'll be that party gets around and turn the music off. 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.400 Maybe there's a couple in the corner. You go, hey, 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:39.000 by the way, look at this. Make sure you credit 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:40.440 me if you're gonna be doing that later on tonight. 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:46.720 The conversation laughs. Look at this guy, and you know 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:48.920 how to ripe an avocado quick because people put them 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:51.960 in the fridge and it takes longer for them to ripen. 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:55.800 Do you put it with a banana in a bag? 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:56.440 Oh? 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:56.840 Really? 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:59.360 I don't know what happens, some kind of size. I 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:02.280 think magic happens that basically, something happens in there. It 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:05.000 ripens a lot quicker. All right? What else doesn't go off? 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:09.640 Apparently carry powder doesn't, Shari, good morning, good morning, good morning. 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:13.400 All right, So sre what doesn't go off? 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:18.439 You're talking about honey? Honey? You're right, honey doesn't go 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.800 off off? But when a crystallize is that it's actually 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:26.160 pure honey? If it doesn't click crystallize. It means it's 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:26.959 not pure honey. 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:31.240 Shame on the impure honey dealers of Australia. 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:32.840 So what are they mixing the honey with? 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.880 What are cutting it with? Like I'm going to rub 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:37.520 it my garlands? 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:40.720 Yeah? 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:41.280