Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning Jack post just to say good morning Patsy.
Speaker 2: How are you, guys? How are you, Patsy?
Speaker 3: I'm not so well.
Speaker 2: Actually you don't feel well.
Speaker 3: No, I'm feeling well, kind of a bit crook in
Speaker 3: the belly. And I'll tell you why. There's something wrong
Speaker 3: with the gold fridge down that end. I think it's
Speaker 3: on the fritz because yet again today I had my
Speaker 3: beautiful Russell Hobbs coffee coffee bag all ready for my
Speaker 3: first coffee of the day, which is so important. Get
Speaker 3: the milk out, pour it, and it's like what lumpy
Speaker 3: lumpy porridge.
Speaker 2: Oh that is disgusting.
Speaker 4: Well, there's someone in this very studio who leaves the
Speaker 4: milkout after they put it in there. I don't do
Speaker 4: that anymore sometimes down there, and.
Speaker 2: Unlike you, I have time constraints. I'm up against. Second
Speaker 2: to Jack, you can put your feet up on the desk.
Speaker 2: Some of us actually do have to do it a
Speaker 2: little bit of activity and speak every couple of seconds.
Speaker 2: But I don't leave it out that long.
Speaker 3: That is discussion, But I don't think it's that. I
Speaker 3: think the fridge is on the fritz. There's so many leftovers.
Speaker 2: In there, it's all it is.
Speaker 3: There's leftovers from about.
Speaker 2: Two We've seen the heather fridge out the other across
Speaker 2: the other councle in Richmond, whatever it's called out there,
Speaker 2: that one there is just food that's been in there
Speaker 2: all year.
Speaker 3: No, I don't I don't go in there. I don't
Speaker 3: go over to that side.
Speaker 2: Oh is that your personal fridge? That one by the
Speaker 2: toilet that I won't put that. I wouldn't you put
Speaker 2: anything in that toilet. It's one of the men's loo
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 4: It's the weirdest design for a kitchen. It to be
Speaker 4: right next to where men come out of the toilet.
Speaker 2: You can hear the toilet being flush as you're making
Speaker 2: yourself a hot drink. And I don't you know, there
Speaker 2: are some people that basically destroy that toilet, and that
Speaker 2: must travel, some of the particles must travel easily through
Speaker 2: a door that's opening and closing. I don't think there
Speaker 2: must be any office that was designed in the world
Speaker 2: that's got a men's toilet behind an open kitchen workplace.
Speaker 4: And it's bad for coming out of the toilet because
Speaker 4: then you go come face to face, have eye contest
Speaker 4: the salesperson who's trying to make themselves.
Speaker 2: Sometimes there might be someone making themselves a cup of
Speaker 2: tea or having a little comflab or chatting there, and
Speaker 2: you go hi there as you're going into the toilet,
Speaker 2: and then a one might turn into a two, and
Speaker 2: you think, oh my god, those people are going to
Speaker 2: know I've been there. Nobody. I just don't want the
Speaker 2: awkwardness of them coming out a bit later on they go, oh,
Speaker 2: that was a big one. I know you were still
Speaker 2: in there. Well that's if I start to hang around
Speaker 2: the ladies toilets making myself a cup of tea at one?
Speaker 2: Wasn't it everything all right? I get complaints and rightly,
Speaker 2: so why is it okay? Four men go into a
Speaker 2: toilet in fear? I didn't know you're still in there
Speaker 2: and just said we don't need to talk about it.
Speaker 3: But you know what, there's two whose desks are right
Speaker 3: next to the kitchen.
Speaker 2: All I know is that guy. He's always in a
Speaker 2: big heavy jump and roll neck like a U boat commander.
Speaker 2: I think sometimes he rolls up and cause clients, oh god,
Speaker 2: he's been in there, and going do you want to
Speaker 2: take out that advertising on gold that you're right, that's
Speaker 2: going to be the worst.
Speaker 3: It's disgusting. And then so that there goes my coffee bag.
Speaker 3: That's like and it's it's there's nothing like the first coffee.
Speaker 2: It's like, you've got macas one on the way.
Speaker 3: I haven't done that for Age. For the rest, I
Speaker 3: haven't done that for Ages. He's another gripe I find
Speaker 3: between three and four. I think maccas must do like
Speaker 3: a reboot of their system. So you'll go through the
Speaker 3: drive through and they say, sorry, we're not we're not
Speaker 3: taking orders at the moment. And you think, well, can't
Speaker 3: you put a sign like out on the streets so
Speaker 3: I don't have to go.
Speaker 2: All the way this very morning?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: I thought, do you know what? I need a coffee
Speaker 2: this morning? So I'll go through the Maca's drive through.
Speaker 2: As I'm approaching said drive through, some little kid, he
Speaker 2: looked like he's no more than thirteen, comes out with
Speaker 2: a ballart and drops it defant in front of me
Speaker 2: in front of.
Speaker 4: The drive through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, I don't have the energy right
Speaker 2: now to part three feet away in this, so I
Speaker 2: do a defind u turn like, well, you's lost my business.
Speaker 2: It's about ninety nine cents. So you feed that back
Speaker 2: that shut too. I'll just go to work home some
Speaker 2: that lumpy milk. They seen healthy cafear that unpasteurized milk here,
Speaker 2: that's like lumpy milk. Yeah. Yeah, so you're a Monday
Speaker 2: loser person.
Speaker 3: I'm a loser. And also quickly, I had a top
Speaker 3: that I said to the love God, listen, that top
Speaker 3: doesn't it's not right. Could you take it back for
Speaker 3: me because you're heading over to that side of town. Yeah,
Speaker 3: no worries. So I put it in the bag with
Speaker 3: the receipt. I said, look, I've just chucked it in
Speaker 3: the back seat. When you get a second year know ours? Anyway,
Speaker 3: checked with him yesterday. I said, the bag's not in
Speaker 3: the back seat. How'd you get on? Did they refunded? Okay?
Speaker 3: He said what are you talking about? And I said
Speaker 3: the top that I needed you to exchange or refund
Speaker 3: And he goes, no, you said to put it in
Speaker 3: the charity bin. I said no, no.
Speaker 2: He knew no. That's really clever, right. I sometimes deliberately
Speaker 2: screwed stuff up to usk so that my wife won't
Speaker 2: ask me again. It is easy to do myself. And
Speaker 2: also my wife once asked me to take something back.
Speaker 2: I didn't bother. I think I just gave it to
Speaker 2: an op shop and then lied that the money had
Speaker 2: been refunded. She was like, oh god, thank you very
Speaker 2: much for doing that.
Speaker 4: I've never returned something.
Speaker 3: Well, he won't be either. It can't be trusting.
Speaker 2: No, that is a smart move. He's outplayed you there, Patsy.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, in a pet shop, I was mistaken for an employee.
Speaker 2: It's quite a humbling moment that. The reason was I
Speaker 2: had a trolley that they'd lent me to load up.
Speaker 4: I was big the big dog food.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't a big dog food. I was getting
Speaker 2: cat food yesterday, right, And when I got in there,
Speaker 2: I was like, blady, this has gone up. She went, yeah, look,
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. It's not it's not our thing. It's
Speaker 2: like the cost of pet food's going up. But he's
Speaker 2: gone up like over twenty percent. So I said, bloody,
Speaker 2: I've I've got to get a load of this cat food.
Speaker 2: She was all, we've got a fifteen percent special. At
Speaker 2: the moment, I went all right, So Larry, this cant
Speaker 2: we've gone right, he has a sashare dare this kind
Speaker 2: of like it's like gravy is all food, that's right.
Speaker 2: So there's twenty four in a slam of his stuff. Right,
Speaker 2: I said, how many of you got? She goes all
Speaker 2: about eight. I said, and they're all special. I take eight.
Speaker 2: She says, you partner by. I went, nah, it's back
Speaker 2: calum minutes away. She went, oh, you can buy the trolley.
Speaker 2: You know those ones with the big handles you lean back.
Speaker 2: So I snack it all up. So as I'm leaving,
Speaker 2: I'm wheeling out eight slabs of count food. Right as
Speaker 2: I went out, a lady walks in and goes is
Speaker 2: that I had to bring my dog and I went yeah.
Speaker 2: She then stops to talk to me, going now I
Speaker 2: need to know whether gongs are and I went, I no, no,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't work it, when she went, you
Speaker 2: don't work here, Oh no no, they just lent me
Speaker 2: the trolleys.
Speaker 4: The only thing I know is there is fifteen percent
Speaker 4: of cat food, but there's no more.
Speaker 2: There's no more royal cannon instinctive that is coming with me.
Speaker 2: So that's me. I don't know whether that's winning or losing?
Speaker 2: That I looked like yesterday when I got home, I
Speaker 2: looked at myself in the mirror shop, Did I look
Speaker 2: at least like the manager there, the owner? Could I
Speaker 2: be a board member of the best shop? The Jackie?
Speaker 2: Are you winning or losing?
Speaker 4: The week we went from losing to winning. By the
Speaker 4: end of the day. The dishwasher blocked up, and it
Speaker 4: had when I opened it had all this gunky water
Speaker 4: going up at the bottom.
Speaker 2: That happened to me two weeks ago. It just doesn't
Speaker 2: go anywhere.
Speaker 4: It doesn't go, it doesn't drain out, and it's got
Speaker 4: all the bits and pieces of past in there. So
Speaker 4: I closed that. I asked Bianca, like, would you want
Speaker 4: to deal with that she has?
Speaker 2: She really didn't.
Speaker 4: I just had interest.
Speaker 2: She pushed a kid out. At least you can do
Speaker 2: is get on your hands and need didn't clean up
Speaker 2: the mark.
Speaker 4: I didn't think she would, but I thought maybe, But.
Speaker 2: You'd ask anyway, even like the kind of goal that
Speaker 2: likes to clean out a dish washer. She's got.
Speaker 4: She's one of those people who loves popping a pimple,
Speaker 4: So I thought maybe in the same way she'd want
Speaker 4: to pop the pimple.
Speaker 2: What a pimple? Call him?
Speaker 4: Will you want to pop whatever's in the bottom of
Speaker 4: the dish washer?
Speaker 2: And did you know I didn't have a code on
Speaker 2: there and they have fifty or.
Speaker 4: It doesn't even have not even that new to have
Speaker 4: the codes on it. Called Dad and asked if he
Speaker 4: would want to take a look around. So Dad came
Speaker 4: over yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 2: Is this the same dad? You also still get to
Speaker 2: clear up dogshit from your God. His role has been
Speaker 2: redifed now.
Speaker 4: Sometimes sometimes if it's a busy week, absolutely serious.
Speaker 3: He'll get your dad to do the super scoop.
Speaker 4: He'll come and mow the lawn.
Speaker 2: Told me once he doesn't mind. He doesn't mind.
Speaker 4: Obviously to mow the lawns, you first need to clear.
Speaker 3: The I call them clear the land mind, because you
Speaker 3: don't have enough time finishing the show at nine.
Speaker 4: It's even worse that you bring up me. Dad comes around.
Speaker 2: On Monday night, Hey Dad, he must know if that
Speaker 2: phone is going something's broken or Luna must have done
Speaker 2: a big ship in the garden. I'm better go get
Speaker 2: my shovel and wheelbarrow.
Speaker 4: And he comes around to take a look at it,
Speaker 4: and he is good at that sort of stuff. I
Speaker 4: didn't really want to be around him wise all that gunkcout.
Speaker 4: So I went and took Gordy for a ride on
Speaker 4: the bike, not deliberately why he was doing.
Speaker 2: He man's up, you're manning out.
Speaker 4: And then we say to the playground, kept checking out,
Speaker 4: watching like forty five.
Speaker 2: Minutes, and my dad gone and clean that clean that
Speaker 2: man mess up yet and.
Speaker 4: Then by the time I came back and fixed it.
Speaker 1: Wid the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday on the Toy Show. On the on the travel Reports,
Speaker 2: there were some something going on at Dalton's Dalton road paths.
Speaker 3: Would you name it Dalton road epping?
Speaker 2: Maybe Dalton road Epping? And the name Dalton leapt out
Speaker 2: because of the weekend. I saw the new Roadhouse movie
Speaker 2: twice and Elliott Dalton is the younger. They don't even
Speaker 2: say he's got the same name Dalton that Swayze's character
Speaker 2: had in the original nineteen eighty nine Roadhouse. But there's
Speaker 2: no mention of why is he the sun? Is he
Speaker 2: a young cus? There's no mention, is you go Dalton?
Speaker 2: This will be significant? Otherwise, well would you bot that? Nope?
Speaker 2: I saw the whole movie two hours and four minutes.
Speaker 2: There's no mention, not a poster or a photo in
Speaker 2: a wallet of the great Swayze Dalton. So a wasted opportunity.
Speaker 2: But anyway, So this morn I thought, can we do
Speaker 2: like a mailways of road name street places in London? Sorry,
Speaker 2: in Melbourne that I've got any connection to the movie.
Speaker 2: So we've got Dalton Road, thank you? What else have
Speaker 2: we got there? Any connection to the movies in Melbourne? Okay?
Speaker 4: I grew up on Bennett Street and John Bennett is
Speaker 4: the name of Mark Wahlberg's character in the Ted movies.
Speaker 2: Or that is no, no, no, that's okay. They're big movies,
Speaker 2: will have been like three of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I said John Bennett to you'd be like,
Speaker 4: ah Ted.
Speaker 2: No, Tedor would go I know tedor I didn't know
Speaker 2: about Marky Mark's character.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Patsy, What's going on with You? Mate?
Speaker 3: Had a curry last night, made a curry and I
Speaker 3: realized when I was looking in the bows of the
Speaker 3: pantry that the curry powdy. We've got the old, good
Speaker 3: old Keynes customer curry powder. I've had it for years
Speaker 3: like literally, I reckon pre twenty ten And I said
Speaker 3: to Chris.
Speaker 2: On dates, It doesn't it turn of the century.
Speaker 3: It's like really old. And I said to Chris, I
Speaker 3: don't know if I should be using this. I might
Speaker 3: make everyone sick, like it's two thousand and eight or
Speaker 3: something like. It was so it was hard, like almost
Speaker 3: rock and I had to get a steak knife to
Speaker 3: sort of break up the bits.
Speaker 4: And jeels together.
Speaker 3: You might have is it weavils that can get I
Speaker 3: don't live in the No, there was nowhere for them
Speaker 3: to get in because it was rock hard. But it
Speaker 3: did break up.
Speaker 2: Weavs can go ast you guys. There's no weavil business here.
Speaker 2: This is weaveling around in here.
Speaker 3: We go anyway. I realized that curry powder does not
Speaker 3: have an off date, an expiry d never goes bad.
Speaker 2: But I guess those ancient spices they used to travel
Speaker 2: for months, traveling the seas. You know, the spice trade
Speaker 2: is well documented, the silk trade where that you don't
Speaker 2: eat silk bird, you know what I mean. So so
Speaker 2: so curry doesn't go off.
Speaker 3: Curry powder does not go off, So you could have
Speaker 3: used it, yes, and I did it was Chris, if
Speaker 3: you had great today.
Speaker 2: But it's early days, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not like that milk down the gold end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, trust me. He'd be opening up. You're doing Easter
Speaker 2: eggs on Sunday and he'd just go, oh my god, Patsy,
Speaker 2: weevil's got it, sucking it and Patsy got him.
Speaker 4: My mom, when we were kids, my mom kept my
Speaker 4: grandpa's little tin lunch box from World War two. Oh wow,
Speaker 4: and it had this sweet and condensed milk in it,
Speaker 4: she explained, because they can't take milk with them, so
Speaker 4: they used.
Speaker 2: I think we've got some of that free cheers, so
Speaker 2: that free warm milk.
Speaker 4: As a kid, I loved sweet and condensed milk.
Speaker 2: I used as well. It was so on the end of.
Speaker 4: A barrel and you squeeze in my mouth. When she
Speaker 4: was watching, I went to grandpa's old tin lunch box
Speaker 4: and started eating the condensed milk.
Speaker 2: If you ever had that sweet condensement.
Speaker 3: My dad loves it.
Speaker 2: Don't you think it goes off? You're right. It survived
Speaker 2: the war. It beat Hitler, It outlasted a Hitler. That's tough.
Speaker 2: It is World War two, yes, World War just before
Speaker 2: trying to put the chronologies together. It's so old, it's
Speaker 2: two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3: It tasted all right.
Speaker 2: I'd love to see Patsy antiques roads. We think this
Speaker 2: might be gos file back as two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: Sugar Ay was the big recording answers of the day.
Speaker 2: That far white house doesn't go off.
Speaker 4: A peanut will never go off, Is that right?
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: It goes stale.
Speaker 4: No, a peanut itself will never go off itself. Peanut
Speaker 4: butter mco band once you've you've opened him up and
Speaker 4: squeezed him into a paste. But a peanut will rear form.
Speaker 2: What about honey?
Speaker 3: Yeah, honey does because it goes it gets all that
Speaker 3: white stuff on it and you have to put in
Speaker 3: the microwave.
Speaker 2: Producercading is nodding ahead, Macha does Does honey go off? No?
Speaker 6: Absolutely not. Honey never goes off.
Speaker 2: But what is that white stuff? Is that not mold
Speaker 2: or some kind of spore activity?
Speaker 4: My honey doesn't get what stuff?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? All the boys come to
Speaker 2: your honey in the yard, don't they. Little song you
Speaker 2: sing as you skip around the office, what's this about?
Speaker 2: The honey never goes off.
Speaker 7: No, it starts to crystallize, but that doesn't mean it's
Speaker 7: going off. It's just another part of where if it
Speaker 7: stays in like a cupboard or in a fridge, it
Speaker 7: just starts to crystallize.
Speaker 6: But you can still eat it. It's absolutely fine.
Speaker 3: Who puts their honey in the fridge? It goes hard.
Speaker 2: No, I don't put honey. You don't put honey doesn't
Speaker 2: belong in the fridge out it's out in the supermarket. Therefore,
Speaker 2: if it doesn't go off, for forever eternity, there's lots of.
Speaker 6: Things that are out in the supermarket. The once you
Speaker 6: open them, they have to go in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Name three, Name three instant quiz of the fridge.
Speaker 4: Where you put.
Speaker 2: A pantry, all that thick, gloopy moss, it survived out there.
Speaker 2: The pan.
Speaker 3: Also has to be going You know why.
Speaker 2: We all believe that. You think eggy bee it's in there.
Speaker 2: Look after the eggy business. Okay, that's two. What's another one?
Speaker 2: You put ketchup in the fridge. I put my ketchup
Speaker 2: in the fridge.
Speaker 4: We put all our condiments in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, all right, Well, what else doesn't
Speaker 2: go off.
Speaker 5: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Looking for eight s out of Melbourne Streets have a
Speaker 2: movie connection. Christian in there's two streets in Greensboro that
Speaker 2: are adjacent to each other. One is Bruce, the other
Speaker 2: is Willis Steve, very very good. That's better than Dalton Street.
Speaker 2: All right, what never goes off? By the way, Patch,
Speaker 2: I didn't know you begin all this talking about you
Speaker 2: store coffee beans in the fridge.
Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, we don't though. Ah.
Speaker 2: I thought you said you put your putting your coffee
Speaker 2: beans in the fridge. I thought it was someone else
Speaker 2: you need to shove in the fridge. All right, so
Speaker 2: we're talking about what never goes off? By the way,
Speaker 2: Jackus has told me a great hack.
Speaker 4: We were talking about soy sauce, whether that goes in
Speaker 4: the fridge or not. You know those glass soy sauce
Speaker 4: bottles every Japanese restaurant with the red hats, yes, the
Speaker 4: red lids. They've got a hole on both sides. What
Speaker 4: you meant to do is put your finger over the
Speaker 4: opposite hole. It plugs it and makes a vacuum so
Speaker 4: that you can tilt. Then bring your finger off. It
Speaker 4: lets the soy sauce out onto your sushi plug again
Speaker 4: and it stops the flow and then you put it back,
Speaker 4: No doubt.
Speaker 2: Is an impressive party trick. No trick in l age,
Speaker 2: party trick. Trust me, you'll get to my age.
Speaker 4: You'll be that party gets around and turn the music off.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's a couple in the corner. You go, hey,
Speaker 2: by the way, look at this. Make sure you credit
Speaker 2: me if you're gonna be doing that later on tonight.
Speaker 2: The conversation laughs. Look at this guy, and you know
Speaker 2: how to ripe an avocado quick because people put them
Speaker 2: in the fridge and it takes longer for them to ripen.
Speaker 4: Do you put it with a banana in a bag?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: I don't know what happens, some kind of size. I
Speaker 2: think magic happens that basically, something happens in there. It
Speaker 2: ripens a lot quicker. All right? What else doesn't go off?
Speaker 2: Apparently carry powder doesn't, Shari, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: All right, So sre what doesn't go off?
Speaker 8: You're talking about honey? Honey? You're right, honey doesn't go
Speaker 8: off off? But when a crystallize is that it's actually
Speaker 8: pure honey? If it doesn't click crystallize. It means it's
Speaker 8: not pure honey.
Speaker 2: Shame on the impure honey dealers of Australia.
Speaker 4: So what are they mixing the honey with?
Speaker 2: What are cutting it with? Like I'm going to rub
Speaker 2: it my garlands?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Bees?
Speaker 10: If you, if you baby, the bees crystallizes.
Speaker 11: The bees are.
Speaker 2: Turning on us.
Speaker 4: The humans is just going to take it anyway. I'm
Speaker 4: making one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Give then the crappy stuff for sure. The broken biscuits
Speaker 2: on the factory floor, that's the humans. We listen, can
Speaker 2: I your hazard lights on? There? Have you pulled into cords?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much to do it. So lit'sten about
Speaker 2: the crystallization of funny. Thank you. Sure you have a
Speaker 2: nice day. Thanks you on the show mate. Now I
Speaker 2: came by Andy, Good morning.
Speaker 11: Good morning guys.
Speaker 1: How are you here?
Speaker 2: We're going?
Speaker 8: Andy?
Speaker 2: Now? Andy, what doesn't go off? What do you know?
Speaker 11: I'm just giving you a call to vouts for Patsy.
Speaker 11: I have a tin of clives of India curry powder.
Speaker 11: It's a five kilo tin. So I used to own
Speaker 11: a bakery years and wow boilin. Oh yeah, well well
Speaker 11: there was still another half of tin there and that
Speaker 11: one was full, so I thought I might just take
Speaker 11: this with you. I might need it one though it's
Speaker 11: it's from nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, throw shade over Patsy's two thousand and eight.
Speaker 11: I still use it today a flavor. Yeah, yep, yeah,
Speaker 11: in this sense, I shoud look at my partner doesn't
Speaker 11: agree with me that I should be using it, but
Speaker 11: I've told her it'll be right forever.
Speaker 2: Andy, thank you very much. You call me. I have
Speaker 2: a good day, Carl A Brager.
Speaker 5: No, you're listening to the Quest, you know, Carl's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Whant to talk about things that don't add up in movies.
Speaker 2: I was watching this new sort of roadhouse, so not
Speaker 2: saying it's a remake, but it's a kind of. It's
Speaker 2: a roadhouse remake. It's called Dalton. He's a bouncer. You know,
Speaker 2: you're just following offrom the one, the great one was Swayzey. Anyway,
Speaker 2: whilst I'm watching the movie, and Jake Killnenholl's very good
Speaker 2: and he's always great anything right, he's a grant but
Speaker 2: anyway they track him down. He's next year of Sea
Speaker 2: Fighter and then Lumberhold. There's this place called the roadhouse
Speaker 2: luckily enough that it's a really rough place. I don't
Speaker 2: know how this place gets insured. There's like a truck
Speaker 2: that gets driven through. A truck gets driven into it.
Speaker 2: That's how rough it is. You. I mean having to
Speaker 2: drink someone that bloody.
Speaker 4: Guys, Come on, even the best bouncer in the world
Speaker 4: ain't gonna help U.
Speaker 2: Truck driven into the building. I'm not taking that job,
Speaker 2: by the way, right anyway, they approach Jake and all
Speaker 2: young Dalton, they say, listen, we can pay you thirty
Speaker 2: thirty thousand dollars a month. Come and be the bouncer there, right.
Speaker 2: That adds up if you do this alms three hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty thousand dollars a year for what is a
Speaker 2: part time job. And I don't think any bouncers working
Speaker 2: seven nights a week. It can't be busy enough there.
Speaker 2: Plus he's got these young kids he recruits and sort
Speaker 2: of trains up and they do the bulk of the work.
Speaker 2: He's mainly at the bar, and he has I've watched
Speaker 2: this movie twice a year. He only has about one
Speaker 2: fight a night. So this is easy money. Guys. You
Speaker 2: want a sidehouse, so go and be a bouncer at
Speaker 2: the Roadhouse in America. So I was talking about this yesterday,
Speaker 2: how it just doesn't add up the economics. Plus barely
Speaker 2: night goes by this place is and gets smashed up
Speaker 2: in another fight where they buy these tables from Anko.
Speaker 2: Don't do tables that cheap. And then there's live music
Speaker 2: every night as well, that bands posts Malone's playing in there.
Speaker 2: So who's paying him? Who's looking after the books? Here?
Speaker 2: I got this great email here from Adam Wright's re
Speaker 2: Roadhouse Economics. Christian, your point yesterday about Dalton's renumeration the
Speaker 2: New Roadhouse movie is spot on, but the ridiculous of
Speaker 2: Gillanoll's twenty twenty four Dalton salary is consistent with Patrick
Speaker 2: Swayzee's nineteen eighty nine salary in the original Roadhouse in
Speaker 2: nineteen eight this guy's gone back and crunched this. This
Speaker 2: is in ten minutes the show ending yearesday. I love
Speaker 2: this show. In nineteen eighty nine, Patrick Swayse's Dalton was
Speaker 2: getting five hundred dollars a night and he got a
Speaker 2: sign on bonus of five thousand dollars. Assuming Swayseea's Dalton,
Speaker 2: what five nights a week? It works out to one
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty five thousand dollars in the first year
Speaker 2: adjusted for inflation. I've done my research. Question it stacks
Speaker 2: up with your man The New Dalton at three hundred
Speaker 2: and thirty seven thousand a year. Wow. And Swayse's renuneration
Speaker 2: package they said plus medical expenses was no small thing.
Speaker 2: Dawn gets stabbed twice in the movie in unrelated internews
Speaker 2: in the movie's first twenty minutes. Adam, right, that's very
Speaker 2: funny email. I'll send you something for that, my friend.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for the Roadhouse economics. They don't
Speaker 2: add up. They did it in eighty nine. They still
Speaker 2: haven't the lessons in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: But good to see that the remake is that honored, honoring.
Speaker 2: It source material. Yeah, so what in movies doesn't add up?
Speaker 2: Jackie boy? What's it for you?
Speaker 4: I always wondered In Harry Potter, they all their classes
Speaker 4: at Hogwarts are spell and magical.
Speaker 2: Allow, I mean, what have you got? You've got transfiguration,
Speaker 2: there's herbology.
Speaker 4: Defense against the Dark Art, Yes, that sort of thing.
Speaker 4: So assuming they're not doing any English math sciences, they're
Speaker 4: reading and writing levels. Stop must have been.
Speaker 2: Terrible at great literacy rates are hogwarts. It would have
Speaker 2: been the bottom of a league table. You would not
Speaker 2: send your kids there.
Speaker 4: So you can't read it right after a grade six?
Speaker 2: Well, we know he could just be called Harry Pitter.
Speaker 2: It was just a typo because the kid couldn't spell.
Speaker 2: All right, What in movies doesn't add up?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, What about every John Wick movie? How they know
Speaker 2: he's the world Stadis assassin, yet they just circle around him,
Speaker 2: letting let them all be killed?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Why don't they all bum Rushia? You're right? Why haven't anyboddies?
Speaker 2: They've done four John Wick movies? Sister, a big old
Speaker 2: bum rush. We used to call a school bum rush.
Speaker 2: Pilon John would be at the bottom of backs on Joe,
Speaker 2: all right, this morning on the Christian O'Connell Show and Goal,
Speaker 2: we're talking about things in movies that don't add up.
Speaker 2: On nine four one four one o four three, Damien,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Christian, Jack and perhaps all.
Speaker 2: Right, welcome to the show. So what is it for you, Damien?
Speaker 2: The movies that doesn't add up?
Speaker 12: The Fast and Furious movie, the very first one, drag Race,
Speaker 12: is changing years more than Peter Brough. You s to
Speaker 12: around one left panorama was supposed to be a four
Speaker 12: hundred meter race.
Speaker 2: You're right, they see they were like twelve gears or
Speaker 2: fifteen years. They're like bicycles. That's all they should be doing.
Speaker 2: The next Parst and Furious should be the Tour de France.
Speaker 2: Big old Vin Diesel with a big old fat neck
Speaker 2: of his on a on those all bikes. How many
Speaker 2: let's get a record you go on your driving tests
Speaker 2: like this, vic Rose, aren't passing you, mister Diesel. There's
Speaker 2: so many good changes, Damien. That's a great one. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Have a good day, Vicky.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Vicky. What doesn't add up in movies?
Speaker 13: Well, in every single movie, whenever someone's driving somewhere, there's
Speaker 13: always a car spot right out the front of wherever
Speaker 13: they're going.
Speaker 2: Every single time, no main character is saying to his
Speaker 2: wife like I do you get out here? I drive,
Speaker 2: I drive around and catch you up. You go and
Speaker 2: order a drink for me, can you? And if you
Speaker 2: get some nice nibbles you know that things they do
Speaker 2: sing some olives and bread.
Speaker 4: There's someone behind I said, come.
Speaker 2: Come, hurry up, and then you start moving. As they've
Speaker 2: got one foot down, you got one foot down. That's
Speaker 2: the rule. Everyone knows. You can start moving. Vicky. That's
Speaker 2: a great one. Thank you very much for calling the
Speaker 2: show today, Terry, Good morning, Jim. What doesn't add up
Speaker 2: in a movie? What's it for you? Terry? Oh?
Speaker 14: In the Titanic, when Jack and Rose are trying to
Speaker 14: get on the door in the.
Speaker 8: Water, I reckon.
Speaker 15: Jack definitely could have got on the door with Rose.
Speaker 2: She was there, I said, very selfish. Then they would
Speaker 2: just freeze in there. It's very very sad he could have.
Speaker 2: They could have lived very happily together as room on
Speaker 2: the door for two.
Speaker 14: Apparently they've done they've done some experiments where they tasted
Speaker 14: to see whether they could both fit on. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 14: and they said they could have both sit on, but
Speaker 14: it would have submerged the bit and they would have
Speaker 14: both been a little bit in the water and that
Speaker 14: would have been too freezing for them.
Speaker 4: Oh so they both would have died.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 14: But she gave up too quickly. I mean she was like, nat, if.
Speaker 2: You go, my wife would have done the same. She
Speaker 2: was gone, thank you, then pushed my head away, or
Speaker 2: use me as a kind of floatation for snacks. Just
Speaker 2: eat me.
Speaker 4: You're still gripping on the end of the door there.
Speaker 2: Let go so hard, they do, say, let go so hard,
Speaker 2: but please let going. Fingers off, fingers off, doggy paddle.
Speaker 2: You might make it for another hour two, who knows.
Speaker 2: Hopefully we get rescued.
Speaker 4: Keep warm, yeah, you got to paddle to keep warm.
Speaker 2: You gotta get off a long game, Leo. There might
Speaker 2: be a sequel in fact, Climb Palmer's working or I
Speaker 2: think Titanic too. It's in Australia, Terry, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Christian no Connell's show podcasts.
Speaker 2: We're talking about things and movies that don't make sense
Speaker 2: on nine four one four one oh four three. Christian
Speaker 2: always trives me. That's how. There's like an amazing breakfast
Speaker 2: laid out on the table and then the dad just
Speaker 2: grabs one piece of bread and runs off to work.
Speaker 2: No actual dad would ever do this. He'd be sitting down.
Speaker 2: He'd rather go to work late. You got your spread
Speaker 2: like that for any dad he's having seconds. You're right,
Speaker 2: it's always that delicious spread. Then there's bacon, there's pancakes there, see, honey,
Speaker 2: gonna gonna rush. She's just on one slice of bread.
Speaker 2: You can leave all that food. Christian. I'm I'm a
Speaker 2: college professor. And anytime you see someone like me, a
Speaker 2: college professor in a movie, they're always seen living in
Speaker 2: some giant, sprawling Victorian home with massive libraries. I can
Speaker 2: tell you the pay isn't that good. We don't live
Speaker 2: in houses that great. Christian I'm my first aid teacher,
Speaker 2: drives me nuts. When you see people who've been pulled
Speaker 2: out of a body of water and they've drowned, They're
Speaker 2: pulled out blue a couple of quick chest compressions, hero
Speaker 2: threat says through gritted teeth, don't you die? I mean
Speaker 2: they say that small small arc of water shoots out
Speaker 2: from the mouth of victim as they coughed twice, sits
Speaker 2: up and they go, oh, what happened? Does not happen
Speaker 2: like that in real life.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show.
Speaker 2: Podcast, stony messes coming in things and movies that don't
Speaker 2: add up, Joe, nobody ever goes to the toilet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but we don't need that. Really, I don't want to
Speaker 2: see Tom Anks having a dump. Do you running out?
Speaker 2: Lou roll I don't need that detail, Mike. We did
Speaker 2: the boring stuff. They did the showbiz stuff.
Speaker 4: Movies are already long enough. We don't have to be
Speaker 4: socially good.
Speaker 2: It's like, don't tell school Sacy. He's gonna start doing
Speaker 2: that now. DiCaprio and Danira going to the toilet. We
Speaker 2: get five our movies, Melissa. People traveling always with this
Speaker 2: empty suitcases. No one ever groans when they picked them,
Speaker 2: throw them into the boot, that's true. No one ever
Speaker 2: discusses the timings of when they're going to meet. It's
Speaker 2: always just, yeah, let's meet tomorrow and then hang up.
Speaker 2: You never know, Well, what time nine for nine point
Speaker 2: thirty ten? I can't make ten. That's a great one.
Speaker 2: No one needs to charge their phone again. We don't
Speaker 2: need this.
Speaker 4: We assume that it's been down overnight.
Speaker 2: I don't need this. No one never gets in trouble
Speaker 2: for killing the killer, Killing the Killer. I'd watch a
Speaker 2: movie called Killing the Killer, Marissa. Uh, the player in
Speaker 2: Connair slide through a ridiculous amount of time down on
Speaker 2: Las Vegas Street where it would have broken up pretty
Speaker 2: much instantly. How do you know that this million dollar homes?
Speaker 2: But they only seem to work like two hours.
Speaker 5: Two.
Speaker 2: Tend, a good few emails in and then off. That's
Speaker 2: sort coal. These are very very good, Thank you very much,
Speaker 2: and a lot of you talking about the In fact,
Speaker 2: we just had a call to talking about the ending
Speaker 2: of Titanic and rose on the door. We just found
Speaker 2: this James Cameron there, obviously the director of Titanic performed
Speaker 2: a scientific study to prove once and for all, but
Speaker 2: the ending of Titanic made sense. Decades people to argue
Speaker 2: about whether he could have got on the door Leonardo
Speaker 2: DiCaprio's Jack. He did the first test, found out if
Speaker 2: they both had the whole body on the door, it
Speaker 2: would have sunk, killing them both. Did it again with
Speaker 2: just their upper halves on the door and remaining afloat.
Speaker 2: But after all the strenuous exercise they would have had
Speaker 2: to take part with their legs would find it impossible
Speaker 2: to have the strength to hold on for hours. Now
Speaker 2: we know once and for all. You could be winning
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars. Now with your stories, you could be
Speaker 2: on Cooler of the Week nine four one four, one
Speaker 2: oh four three yesterday on the show What Scenes, has
Speaker 2: Patsy dropped this big bomb?
Speaker 3: He's got a weird weird bell. Poor Chris, here about
Speaker 3: that last night?
Speaker 2: I didn't it we hear about this?
Speaker 3: He's got a weird, weird bell.
Speaker 4: What did you have to say about it?
Speaker 3: He wasn't impressed. Do you have to share all of
Speaker 3: our life?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that is all of our life interior,
Speaker 2: Poor Chris.
Speaker 4: You actually went into detail about how the camera went
Speaker 4: up there and couldn't find all.
Speaker 16: The chapped off there was actually James Cameron said, they
Speaker 16: just tied James Cameron go up there, that name that
Speaker 16: little submersible they went down to the Mariana's trench.
Speaker 3: I just really said, bits are inaccessible, and so he's gonna.
Speaker 2: Have an We don't need this, this.
Speaker 4: Sniffle a weird bell.
Speaker 2: We've got a weird bell.
Speaker 3: He's got a weird weird bell.
Speaker 2: I wonldn't even know what a what it should look like.
Speaker 2: They're all twisty. You know you shouldn't be looking up
Speaker 2: there anywhere out west. The moon's out.
Speaker 3: I think we've all got a coal in heaven. We
Speaker 3: it's not just people out west.
Speaker 2: You're quite right, You're quite right. You know, you're funny enough.
Speaker 2: You're quite right. Guys. Anyway of your call today. Maybe
Speaker 2: you've got a thousand dollars call in you. I've got
Speaker 2: a weird What if you got a weird nine four
Speaker 2: one four one oh four three. We did have once
Speaker 2: this amazing story from Pam.
Speaker 13: Got an extra bumhole?
Speaker 3: Oh I forgot about that?
Speaker 2: How can we? How can we ever? Lest we forget?
Speaker 2: Shame on us.
Speaker 13: I've got an extra bumhole.
Speaker 2: It's the way that she's just so like over this,
Speaker 2: like it's not that big a deal.
Speaker 13: I've got an extra bumhole.
Speaker 2: I've got a weird what's it for you? Nine four
Speaker 2: one four one oh four three. Yesterday I was mistaken
Speaker 2: for being a pet shop manager and asked about some
Speaker 2: of the food supplies. Your story is about mistaken identity.
Speaker 1: The Christian No Connall Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast Christianer Things that don't add up movies when they
Speaker 2: just reach under the jash of the card, simply touched
Speaker 2: two wires together and hey, pray Stowe a stolen carr
Speaker 2: will start. Steve then goes into block capitals. That is impossible.
Speaker 2: The strong words they're from Steve, who actually it sells,
Speaker 2: has his own business. It's Steve from Steve's car alarms.
Speaker 2: This would drive him nuts. Because he's got inside knowledge. Naturally,
Speaker 2: things are movies that don't add up. Why didn't R
Speaker 2: two D two just tell Luke Skywalker that Darth Vader
Speaker 2: was his dad? Gonna be honest, I didn't know that
Speaker 2: little fellow knew, did you know? Nan?
Speaker 4: He can't really talk either, So.
Speaker 2: No, nobody's got that video he plays? Doesn't he have?
Speaker 2: Princess Lea ask him for how he could have made
Speaker 2: a video or something?
Speaker 4: Is a pal point there for you?
Speaker 2: Hey listen, where do you get to slide for spoiler alerts? Doctor?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: All right, so you can call the show right now.
Speaker 2: I've got a weird weird unusual body parts on nine
Speaker 2: four one four one o four three and stories about
Speaker 2: mistaken identity nine four one four one oh four three Shaks,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 17: Good morning thing. How are we good?
Speaker 2: Good good Shaks?
Speaker 17: You well, bye, very well, thank you?
Speaker 2: All right, So shas, what have you got a.
Speaker 17: Weird I've got an extra heart valve?
Speaker 2: Now how did you find that out?
Speaker 17: Mum Is has had a heart attack a few years ago,
Speaker 17: so we all get our heart's checked and they found
Speaker 17: it in an ecogram.
Speaker 2: Oh so what they could just from thistening to a heartbeat.
Speaker 17: Uh so the echogram I do in conjunction with the
Speaker 17: stress test. So they get on the treadmill walking and
Speaker 17: get your heart moving, and then they lay you down
Speaker 17: while your heart's still moving and do and do like
Speaker 17: a stuck an ulto sound.
Speaker 2: You haven't got a friend of mine has got a
Speaker 2: wolf heart? What do you mean?
Speaker 4: What do you mean? This is a hero book?
Speaker 2: You writs are very it's cool, wolfully you told me anyway, No,
Speaker 2: he's got a very slow heartbeat. And picked it up
Speaker 2: on an echo Gramlin and they thought it's low blood pressure.
Speaker 2: He's just got it. They said, oh no, this is
Speaker 2: very rare.
Speaker 1: A wolf hearty.
Speaker 2: They started taking photos and the guy who said you
Speaker 2: might have to come to Florida with me if you're
Speaker 2: okay to talk at some medical shows busy like a
Speaker 2: cage or something. What's happening with this story?
Speaker 4: So shouts when the doctors impressed with your heart?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so my.
Speaker 17: Heart was been in business thirty seven years and he
Speaker 17: said it's down the second time you've seen it.
Speaker 2: Wow, So what does that mean? You've got to have it?
Speaker 2: Meant you got to look out for it all.
Speaker 17: No, it does absolutely nothing. It's not sentimental, nor is
Speaker 17: it beneficial.
Speaker 2: So it was like an appendix in your heart.
Speaker 17: Pretty much.
Speaker 2: Gotcha, just a show shown. Thank you very much. You cool.
Speaker 2: Have a good day, Lynn, Good morning Lynn.
Speaker 15: Thank Christian, and how are you?
Speaker 2: Thank you for calling the show? So what have you got?
Speaker 2: A weird Lynn?
Speaker 15: I've got my big toe and my sum are about
Speaker 15: the same size.
Speaker 4: So you've got a long time.
Speaker 3: That's a big long yeah.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so I take a size thirteen.
Speaker 2: Shoe, but that's just a toe, not.
Speaker 15: Quite No, just want I just happened to stick more
Speaker 15: so much and realized that.
Speaker 4: Both feet have really long toes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or just what feet? Yeah, regularly that we just
Speaker 2: went it might be an abnormality just on one side,
Speaker 2: you know, both sides, gotcha, gotcha? Mumble dad got one
Speaker 2: of those or it's just you no, just me, just
Speaker 2: amazing Linn. Thank you very much. She caol tell you what.
Speaker 2: It must have looked quite quite the siting thong tonight.
Speaker 2: You know you you've noticed that I'm hanging off the front,
Speaker 2: proportions aren't right or something like that.
Speaker 15: But I said, if I if I'm at the shops
Speaker 15: or something like that, and I need to measure something
Speaker 15: I just sort of put a foot in front of
Speaker 15: each other and I can measure things out.
Speaker 2: Of course. Yep, got youa lind bye bye. Now by
Speaker 2: the way, you notice that, but use a calin had
Speaker 2: got me ready for that call with a ruler this
Speaker 2: in case you wanted to sort of measure out something
Speaker 2: for you guys. Have we got here another Linda? Come
Speaker 2: on in, Linda, Good morning, goome on, Linda. Welcome to
Speaker 2: the show. So what have you got an unusual? What's
Speaker 2: it for you?
Speaker 9: I have weird ribs. I was born with my ribs
Speaker 9: upside down.
Speaker 2: You're going to have to help us out here. What
Speaker 2: is does that mean?
Speaker 9: Well, my ribs a lie with than normal, which can
Speaker 9: cause not too many problems. They get so a lot
Speaker 9: easier when I'm sitting down, but also they press on
Speaker 9: my wide so I need to go to the toilet
Speaker 9: a be a bit more than normal.
Speaker 4: But what do you mean they're upside down?
Speaker 2: How you thought it was like, you know, like a
Speaker 2: two harps. You know, it's like the rib cage is
Speaker 2: kind of like it's a It's curved, isn't it.
Speaker 9: Well, it's hard to describe without a picture, but draw
Speaker 9: the picture.
Speaker 2: With your mind right now, so that we can all.
Speaker 9: Understand it's opposite to the way everybody else is with
Speaker 9: So instead of going up mine go down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the narrow bit at the bottom your hands.
Speaker 2: She's not talking about that, my friend. She has not
Speaker 2: gotten upside down boobs. Okay, sorry, reenact when going with.
Speaker 4: Jack, I was trying to show you with me, show me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the curvature of my ribs.
Speaker 2: Well, you're looking at a bit hands my friend. Okay,
Speaker 2: sorry about this, Linda, but thank you, thank you very much,
Speaker 2: s girl, bye bye, now, bless you.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast today.
Speaker 2: Then stories about mistaken identity and if you've got a
Speaker 2: weird unusual body part, Bridgie, I was possibly the first person.
Speaker 2: I'd love to be a phone in tomorrow about what
Speaker 2: do you think? You're possibly the first person too. That's
Speaker 2: possibly the first person to have a tendon transplant in
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy, only nine years old. They took attendant from
Speaker 2: the toe and transplanted it onto my thumb, Bridgie. That
Speaker 2: is incredible. I'd love to know why the Sharon's husband
Speaker 2: has many spleens on his spleen. Oh wow, Karen has
Speaker 2: multiple spleen. I didn't know you could have multiple speeds
Speaker 2: in city. Thank you may.
Speaker 4: That's that bedside matter that the doctors need. It's a
Speaker 4: good thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, extra spleen stean city in this bed here.
Speaker 4: My dad and not only my dad, other people in
Speaker 4: his side of the family have web toes between the
Speaker 4: second and third toe.
Speaker 3: Wow, you didn't get it.
Speaker 4: I didn't, unfortunately get it. I mean, maybe you don't
Speaker 4: want it, but I always thought he could swim faster.
Speaker 2: Yes, So what is that genetic mutation?
Speaker 4: I guess so only on one foot?
Speaker 2: You know what? Do you know what that is? Web
Speaker 2: City nine four one four one oh four three Andrew,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: How are you? I'm going to thanks going the SHOWMTE.
Speaker 2: So you've got a story of mistaken identity.
Speaker 10: What happened mistaken city? So about fifteen sixteen years ago,
Speaker 10: we're up on a family holiday on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 10: My dad and I recently just turned eighteen. Dad and
Speaker 10: I went to a pub and that has a very
Speaker 10: similar resemblance to Lee Matthew the a f L legend.
Speaker 10: So we're in the pub having a couple of beers
Speaker 10: and a few Queenslanders. We've maybe more rugby league orientated.
Speaker 10: I had a few, had a few as well, and
Speaker 10: they started calling him Lee and genuinely thought it was
Speaker 10: Lee Matthew. So I thought, oh, bug of this, We'll
Speaker 10: go along with it. A couple of minutes later, pints
Speaker 10: roll over to the table. We said, oh hey, goodness.
Speaker 10: So they rolled over, rolls up and Dad just Dad
Speaker 10: just rolls it. It talks about his time at or
Speaker 10: least time at Collingwood, and then how he how the
Speaker 10: Bridgebane time took over, and then we before we knew
Speaker 10: it, it was the middle of yaga bombs and gilling shots
Speaker 10: for a good two to three hours. We never we
Speaker 10: never told them. We just Dad just rolled along with
Speaker 10: it and we walked out.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, they're happy with this as well.
Speaker 4: That's that's a win win.
Speaker 2: They might be calling a radio show up there now.
Speaker 2: But you know, an amazing Clinton fend of go and
Speaker 2: drink and doing yeager shots with Lee Matthews.
Speaker 10: With Lee Matthews, it was, and he was he was
Speaker 10: still a Brisbane at the time. I couldn't believe that
Speaker 10: he got two and two.
Speaker 2: Together tomorrow morning later, guys too short.
Speaker 10: The resemblance was is quite uncanny. So it was very,
Speaker 10: very very very funny in the story. Still talk about
Speaker 10: a lot.
Speaker 2: I bet Andrew, thank you very much for share on that. Mate,
Speaker 2: have a good day. Thanks corning to thank you. Let's
Speaker 2: go to Melissa. Good morning, Melissa, good morning. So what
Speaker 2: have you got an unusual weird What have you got?
Speaker 17: So?
Speaker 2: My mom has two us excuse me?
Speaker 10: Do you know the things are hanging in the back
Speaker 10: of your throat?
Speaker 2: Much? All right with that? Okay? I thought the other
Speaker 2: one overs It's had like a little boxing speedbag at
Speaker 2: the back of the throat.
Speaker 13: Yep, she has two of them side by side, doubler.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so what does that? What does that means?
Speaker 2: Have any impacts her voice sound good? No?
Speaker 11: They were going to do suder when she was younger,
Speaker 11: but my grandma decided against it because it doesn't affect
Speaker 11: her other than like following tablets and like chewing meat
Speaker 11: has to be smaller.
Speaker 13: But other than that, she's fine.
Speaker 2: Right, Melissa, Thank you very much? You cool?
Speaker 13: No, thank you?
Speaker 2: Over the city, Sarah, good.
Speaker 10: Morning, good morning.
Speaker 14: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good Sarah, thanks to you on the show. And
Speaker 2: oh are you the tendon transplant?
Speaker 18: Well, I also had a tendon transplant in nineteen eighty
Speaker 18: seven because I was born with a thumb that does
Speaker 18: not bend, like it's just a straight thumb.
Speaker 4: Okay, Sarah.
Speaker 18: So I when I was about sort of, you know,
Speaker 18: seven or eight years old something like that, I went
Speaker 18: in and they decided they were going to transplant a
Speaker 18: tendon from well, graft a tendent from my arm that
Speaker 18: you apparently don't need, and put it in my thumb.
Speaker 2: So apparently you don't need. Kind of like Bogan, doctor
Speaker 2: said that take that from I don't even know what
Speaker 2: that bid does. I just take it off and if
Speaker 2: you need it back, I'll put it back on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a thumb splashes. He don't care one bit
Speaker 4: about the.
Speaker 2: This is the team we've got restoring that holding at
Speaker 2: the moment.
Speaker 18: But unfortunately it didn't work. So I still have a
Speaker 18: thumb that does not bend.
Speaker 2: You're kidding after all that they couldn't fix it. No,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you're so annoyed. You're going to go
Speaker 2: to the hospital, will be prepared, have the anesthetic be
Speaker 2: cut up. And then it didn't work.
Speaker 18: It's an excellent party trick. People love to look at
Speaker 18: my thumb with the no knuckle.
Speaker 2: So but it still doesn't go down.
Speaker 18: No, it's like I can I can hitchhike, but I
Speaker 18: can't bend it. I can't hold a tennis racket or
Speaker 18: a or a.
Speaker 10: You know like that.
Speaker 4: It's not much of a party trick because you can't
Speaker 4: show just by showing a straight thumb that it stays
Speaker 4: straight all the time.
Speaker 2: We can because later on the same time with the
Speaker 2: people I told I go, I hold the thumb up
Speaker 2: and they go because it hasn't hasn't gone.
Speaker 18: By down, you know, but it doesn't have those wrinkles.
Speaker 18: You know, everybody's got those wrinkles where your knuckle is.
Speaker 18: I don't have those.
Speaker 12: It's just smooth.
Speaker 18: So like to look at it and pat it.
Speaker 2: So you've got no, you've got no knuckles.
Speaker 18: I've got no knuckle on my right thumb.
Speaker 2: Interesting, where's a knuckle?
Speaker 17: You know?
Speaker 18: I have a look at your thumb.
Speaker 10: You can say you no, no, no, not mine.
Speaker 2: I know where the knuckle is. And when you've got
Speaker 2: no knuckle, got no knuckle, that's what you should have done,
Speaker 2: is took a knuckle from somewhere and put that on there,
Speaker 2: or made one in the laboratory, or print went off. Prince. Oh,
Speaker 2: they can now with these laser princess, you go with
Speaker 2: there and go office works. I need a knuckle.
Speaker 18: I'm not going to be a professional tennis player. I'm
Speaker 18: fine with it.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if you it's only that lack
Speaker 2: of knuckle. Otherwise you could have gone all the way.
Speaker 2: You could have been ash party before there.
Speaker 18: Was ash exactly.
Speaker 2: The only thing difference she's got knuckles. All right, Sarah,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. Cale B.
Speaker 5: You're listening to the question. You know, Carl's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yes to No Show was talking about how maybe we
Speaker 2: could put together some Bogan recipes. The view too in
Speaker 2: a very crowded but my it for cookbooks. But how
Speaker 2: has there been a Bogan cookbook? And if so, we're
Speaker 2: going to need some recipes. I mean you must have
Speaker 2: some Patsy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. In Uni, when money was very very short, we
Speaker 3: used to make dim sim casserole. So you steam, no,
Speaker 3: you get a big marathon, big bag of thirty or
Speaker 3: forty dim sim steamer. More, have a big cook up
Speaker 3: and then you get some mince.
Speaker 2: No no, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, seriously, beef mince, add a bit of
Speaker 3: you know, pasta, sauce, whatever, and then you layer it
Speaker 3: layer it like a dim sim lasagna, and then on
Speaker 3: the top just whack a heap of grated cheese and
Speaker 3: it melts all down through it.
Speaker 2: It's delicious. Sorry, what part of it is delicious? All
Speaker 2: of it?
Speaker 10: It just adds.
Speaker 3: There's too many, too many, and the skin of the
Speaker 3: dim sim is a bit like a lazagna sheet beautiful.
Speaker 2: Have you ever made it since?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But there you go. There's a reason it was so delicious.
Speaker 2: You'd be cooking up every weekend for the family.
Speaker 3: It's a good cold too. When you used to.
Speaker 2: Get home, you know, when we come back from Easter.
Speaker 2: Can you make that home one day? Bring it for two.
Speaker 2: You will love it. This is what we need in
Speaker 2: the Bogan.
Speaker 3: Cut book exactly what dim sim casserot?
Speaker 2: What did they even look like? Served up beautiful?
Speaker 3: Because you'd layer it looks very fancy.
Speaker 4: Fancy.
Speaker 2: So trust me, Andre the Lang and his team, I'm
Speaker 2: missing a trick at the fine dining experience there at Melbourne. Andre,
Speaker 2: what's in this well, it's beef me from a night,
Speaker 2: giant bag of them of thirty that going on specials
Speaker 2: at the moment on coals, Kaitlin, what would you put
Speaker 2: in there if there was a Bogan cookbook.
Speaker 6: My Mother's Famous Goo. Okay, so it included things such
Speaker 6: as mince.
Speaker 7: How many of these recipes of mince or span It
Speaker 7: was back in the day when like you didn't have
Speaker 7: a lot of money.
Speaker 6: It was the end of the week. It was like,
Speaker 6: let's just use everything we got.
Speaker 2: Also, you know, mince these days is like free range
Speaker 2: of farmer stewards of that that mints that we were different,
Speaker 2: especially in England, whether even the cows went mad for
Speaker 2: a while. I don't think I could still give blood here.
Speaker 2: Where are you from England? Not during the nineties, No, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no. But this person's dying on this road here
Speaker 2: is better he dies that way. Cow I don't know
Speaker 2: what they were chucking in their eyelashes. Not a lot
Speaker 2: of cow and that BEEFI was rased all of that
Speaker 2: parts of safety. Sorry, So the gop.
Speaker 7: Has so includes mince, carrot, broccoli. No, a bit of subsistence.
Speaker 7: Subsistence substance.
Speaker 2: You're going to go just what sounds like the most
Speaker 2: ritious but so far some nuts, what peanuts, pistachios, cashews.
Speaker 6: Then it would have pasta, just to give it a
Speaker 6: bit more.
Speaker 7: Slimy nutty paths are coming up the sauces where wish
Speaker 7: to see sauce and tomato sauce.
Speaker 4: When people say like let's just use whatever it's in
Speaker 4: the fruge, I don't mean literally.
Speaker 2: They just get a big path and go along with
Speaker 2: shelf in.
Speaker 5: You go.
Speaker 2: Wow, this says to me, we have to now make
Speaker 2: this book. We have to make the Bogan cook Book.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Today is National thank a Trading Day.
Speaker 4: Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Our Poul came out yesterday that found out Australia is
Speaker 2: in a major tradey shortage crisis. I'm surprised. The great
Speaker 2: thing about when I moved is that tradees are really
Speaker 2: revered here in the UK. Not quite like that, No,
Speaker 2: it's a very respected thing to be a trade They're
Speaker 2: like trusted. The scene is like the legends. They are
Speaker 2: every day actually making some at their hands. I'm surprised
Speaker 2: there's a shortage. They're always working. Australian needs somehow to
Speaker 2: find bloody hell. Ninety thousand new trainings is a lot
Speaker 2: someone everyone going to look around today. If you see
Speaker 2: someone hang on a street, put some shorts on and
Speaker 2: pick up a spanner. Do I use spanners sometimes, not
Speaker 2: loosening or something. Ninety thousand is a lot to try
Speaker 2: and find. When can we help? Is there a dead
Speaker 2: light in the next ninety days starts read Omrio, that's
Speaker 2: one thousand a day. No, right, when we get back
Speaker 2: from easter bombs, we are going to go on a
Speaker 2: major recruitment drive. We need to we need to build
Speaker 2: a trading boot camp. We need to ant from Sasu's
Speaker 2: tough enough to getting ready pick up those spanners, new weasels.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've done it once already. Do I pull
Speaker 4: on the shorts again?
Speaker 2: And this show three years to put a roof on?
Speaker 2: Whoever it was three weeks to do these people like
Speaker 2: you that.
Speaker 4: Led giving trading is a bad name.
Speaker 17: You think.
Speaker 2: Ninety ninety days we can do this? Come on when
Speaker 2: you going today? Look at that, Look at your sons
Speaker 2: and daughters. Could only of them, but the next generation
Speaker 2: ninety thousand winter do our bit. Top five celebrities who
Speaker 2: were trades.
Speaker 4: Okay, Harrison Ford, Yes, she was?
Speaker 2: Was he carpenter?
Speaker 4: I wasn't he a carpenter?
Speaker 2: On set? George around George Lucas's ranch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how you can be hand soa that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Because you're pretty handy with the spanner like hands solo.
Speaker 2: John Farnham really knew that.
Speaker 4: What's really?
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, you're going to do that with all these
Speaker 2: kid like that do this and the listeners, by the way,
Speaker 2: not just Pats.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I found carried his own shower rose at hotels cause
Speaker 3: he didn't like the water pressure whenever he was on tour.
Speaker 3: I swear to God handle my hat. I swear that
Speaker 3: s in an interview once when I interviewed, he's getting into.
Speaker 4: The shower getting.
Speaker 2: This out.
Speaker 3: Got the right ratchet set, yep, dead set he did,
Speaker 3: because he hided the week.
Speaker 2: I left it. God gonna go out the bunny and
Speaker 2: when I'm on tour, I'm gonna put a little mark
Speaker 2: by that to come back to that tomorrow. John traveled
Speaker 2: with his own Arnie Arnie Oh was he construction worker?
Speaker 2: I thought it was like mister normally would take ten
Speaker 2: men to dig up a road. It was just there
Speaker 2: was just him with the giant pickaxe. Would he gold layer?
Speaker 8: Did you.
Speaker 2: Lad with the really?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, right, I can believe that one. Ozzie Osborne
Speaker 2: was never a plumber. Yeah, I would not let that
Speaker 2: man in my ubanoo and Elvist listen. I've read a
Speaker 2: lot of books at obvious he was not an electrician.
Speaker 3: Way, he was a truck driver, right, big ship.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't let him anywhere. They're singing amazing.
Speaker 4: It feels like we had just been to a randomizer
Speaker 4: of jobs on site, random celebrity.
Speaker 2: But don't chuck Elvis into this sort of game. Okay,
Speaker 2: shame on you, all right. Time wastes today is we're
Speaker 2: looking for your builder bands. What are the trades listening
Speaker 2: to on trading Effair?
Speaker 4: What are they hearing?
Speaker 2: Joyce Division? Not joy Division? Joyce Division, Yeah, Joys supporting Joist.
Speaker 2: Where do they put all that stuff? Tradees? That's right,
Speaker 2: skip not skip, not gold. What keeps all those planks
Speaker 2: of wood up at the side of the building? Should
Speaker 2: have fine tune this set up, by the way Ben
Speaker 2: Scaffold's five.
Speaker 4: Oh that's pretty that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, brick castle silver. And you remember the artist, the
Speaker 2: late great Artist formally known as Prince. When you're doing
Speaker 2: your designs, you've got to work off you got it artist,
Speaker 2: formerly known as Blueprints.
Speaker 4: It's actually got on.
Speaker 2: Plus Jackie Boy, what are they listening to on Trading FM?
Speaker 4: Sir bricks a Lot.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's that's Superior Bricks a Lot. I hope there's
Speaker 2: some building company somewhere in the world called Sir bricks
Speaker 2: a Lot.
Speaker 4: Sparky Mark and the Funky Bunch is our nineties grunge
Speaker 4: band is on site. Sonic Ute, Oh No, very good,
Speaker 4: Gold plus and the band Naked Trades also God plus.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show.
Speaker 2: Podcast time wasted today on National Thanker Trading Day. Looking
Speaker 2: for your build up bands. Okay to try and build
Speaker 2: a playlist. Now you ready to Mark Jack, Let's go
Speaker 2: Band of Sawhorses Gold what on Ally Drilly Ironish Silver,
Speaker 2: nine inch nail Guns Silver, RDO Speedwagon.
Speaker 4: Gold plus on the nose.
Speaker 2: Well done, justin five seconds of Plumber's Crack Silver Mortar
Speaker 2: Crew Bronze, Huey Lewis and the Screws.
Speaker 4: Yeah Silver plus and Andrew.
Speaker 2: Glooy Lewis and the Screws Gavin Smoke co Ono plus
Speaker 2: Andy very good, ub w D forty gold on Dave
Speaker 2: Alicia Allen Keys Silver still capped, Toto Boots Gold plus
Speaker 2: Subtle that one, Monita very very funny drilling, Heidi.
Speaker 4: Silver sounds rude and you know that, Michelle.
Speaker 2: Dry water, no gold. They're barely talking to other. You're
Speaker 2: trying to build a house together. Very tough and dry
Speaker 2: water and notes. System of a tools down Gold, Trady, Perry, Silva,
Speaker 2: Savage Gardeners, Bronze Ye for the band as well, Porter
Speaker 2: lou Baga, Dan d D did End. I love Porter
Speaker 2: lou Bager, Well done, Phil cook tools and I Gold
Speaker 2: Pearl Door.
Speaker 4: Jam, Silva, Mondo, Cork, Silvil plus.
Speaker 2: All right, who's off to gold class double pass.
Speaker 4: These were really good ones. Let's give it to Porter
Speaker 4: lou Baga, Phil, well.
Speaker 2: Done, matel Ber.
Speaker 5: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So we've got two disgusting vomiting juice and recipes. So
Speaker 2: far into my plans to have a cookbook out for
Speaker 2: this Christmas. I know there's as too many cookbooks as
Speaker 2: it is, but not a Bogan cookbook. There's a gap
Speaker 2: in the market. Becky, you got a recipe for my
Speaker 2: Bogan cookberg what is it?
Speaker 8: Good morning, Christian, definitely not vomiting inducing this one. We
Speaker 8: used to have this one every single Friday night. I
Speaker 8: come from a very large family, so we needed frugal.
Speaker 8: We got Bogan a big kin of canned tuna, some
Speaker 8: Uhda milk, because you actual tea milk was always a
Speaker 8: lot cheaper than crae milk we have. We had a
Speaker 8: packet of French onion soup meats just to try and
Speaker 8: give it a bit of flavor, a couple of cups
Speaker 8: of cooked rice, some corn flour to thicken it up.
Speaker 8: And then just because we were kids and we needed
Speaker 8: a little bit of pizzazz, Mum would crumple some chips
Speaker 8: over the top of it, so like potato crisps.
Speaker 10: At the top of it.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: We I mean tuna and milk for me, I shouldn't
Speaker 4: go together.
Speaker 2: Even a cat I go normally. I love these separate,
Speaker 2: but put them together. That is set up. Sorry, we
Speaker 2: loved it.
Speaker 8: We absolutely loved it. But I think we because it
Speaker 8: was the inclusion of Chris. Yes, palatable when you're a child.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had it since Becky? You ever justli
Speaker 2: liked for nostalgia? Recreate that amazing.
Speaker 8: Dish I have in my chip Yet I think my
Speaker 8: children found it vomit worthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're calling social services.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we've sort of tweaked it a little bit and
Speaker 8: added stuff and it's our budget go to meal. But
Speaker 8: it's not a Friday night staper, like you're not looking.
Speaker 4: For Friday if that's the meal awaiting you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Netflix and Chunda. It's not Netflix, and but you
Speaker 2: should go in the book one hundred percent. It's in.
Speaker 2: It's recipe number three. Thank you very much, Becky. If
Speaker 2: you've got one for us, you can email Christian at
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au for your Bogan recipes.
Speaker 2: We're back tomorrow. Thank you very much your calls today.
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