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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Cutting your grass and filling in your toilet.

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Speaker 3: Woods, I don't think I'm in a position for around

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Speaker 3: to talk about this really well, you're gonna hear this

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Speaker 3: on the radio show. But my girlfriend, Mim, my beautiful girlfriend,

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Speaker 3: Mim thought it was a good idea. I thought.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was a thought.

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Speaker 3: It wouldn't shatter my world to call up our radio

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Speaker 3: show and announced me live on air, the blokers doing

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Speaker 3: the landscaping on the courtyard with He's tough off.

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Speaker 4: I've seen the fat of him. He's an absolute source.

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Speaker 3: Is her primary school crash and I get people going, oh,

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Speaker 3: come on mate, it was in primary school.

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Speaker 4: No. Up until two years ago they were each other's.

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Speaker 3: Valentine and we all thought this was a funny bit,

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Speaker 3: did we Yeah, well.

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Speaker 4: On behind the curtains.

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Speaker 5: From the producer's point of view, like, obviously we had

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Speaker 5: to organize Mims in Melbourne right now, Wood he's up

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Speaker 5: in Sydney. Obviously she's just hanging out with the gardener

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Speaker 5: slash ex boyfriend and we were talking talking about it,

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Speaker 5: and Woods was just on a call just to show

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Speaker 5: that people listening to the show how real this was.

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Speaker 5: He actually guessed it. We were like, oh, MIM's got

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Speaker 5: a surprise on the show. And then we started talking

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Speaker 5: about school crushes, and you what did you say with

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I was genuine. I was like, I

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Speaker 3: But I didn't think about it again because I was like,

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Speaker 3: there's just no way Mim would do that. I was like,

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Speaker 3: in no world would she wanted to like come on

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Speaker 3: this show and call her primary school crush. And again

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Speaker 3: that was when I thought there was like no connection

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Speaker 3: to the primary school crush.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she is in a bit of a predicament, though,

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Speaker 6: if I can just go into bat for Mimi here,

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Speaker 6: I mean, one of the topics that we spoke about

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Speaker 6: yesterday on the show was unnecessary honesty and relationships.

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Speaker 2: Shit, and I was on the side of it and

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Speaker 2: you were to be honest.

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Speaker 6: And more importantly, I thought we both agreed that the

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Speaker 6: biggest of predicaments is when you see someone who you've

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Speaker 6: hooked up with slash have history with, you know, you'd

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Speaker 6: much rather her call you and tell you now, hey,

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Speaker 6: just so you know, the guy that's in our backyard

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Speaker 6: I have a history with, currently has his shirt off.

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Speaker 6: Then he does the whole backyard. They've been together in

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Speaker 6: the house for a month, and then you find out

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Speaker 6: afterwards that's where there's smoking fire, that's where you know

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Speaker 6: where there's smokes fire.

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Speaker 3: Or when we're looking to get the backyard landscaped and

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Speaker 3: we're about to give some a multiple thousand dollars contract

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Speaker 3: for a lot of hard work, she mentions at that stage, Hey,

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Speaker 3: I also hooked up with this bloke.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that would have been and I.

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Speaker 3: Would tell that quicker than you can say, take your

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Speaker 3: landscape and elsewhere your dickheads.

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Speaker 5: Just to defend poor Charlie, I mean, by the way,

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Speaker 5: what's he doing for a couple thousand dollars? Your courtyard

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Speaker 5: is the size of a bathtop. What's he putting in

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Speaker 5: a stippering the backyard?

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Speaker 3: He's ripping me off as well, So he's ripping me up,

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Speaker 3: and he's doing some work to the coir, which is

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Speaker 3: probably on the couple hundred bucks. No, that's not fair.

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Speaker 3: Charlie is actually doing an out standing Joe. I've seen

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Speaker 3: but but that he's actually doing a bloody awesome job. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so I do want to put that on record before

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Speaker 3: I vinces him too much. Nothing his handy work, as

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Speaker 3: long as he keeps it out side.

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Speaker 6: You're also all bark no, but like you're in a

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Speaker 6: different city right now.

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Speaker 2: You know, Charlie, you're bastard. But when you see him,

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Speaker 2: you'd give him a very big hand.

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Speaker 4: Jake bloody oth they world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I tend to me as a bit of a

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Speaker 2: bonus as well. So did you would you like a

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Speaker 4: Check if the sparks. I don't want to interrupt.

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Speaker 2: His knock A thousand dollars Off.

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Speaker 6: Enjoyed the podcast, said we've got a very special guest

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Speaker 6: in the studio with us now.

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Speaker 1: Our next case.

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Speaker 7: There's truly doing it all so much so we had

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Speaker 7: to speed all fair list of accomplishments. Let time, so

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Speaker 7: let me tust my mind. Don's with the Stars, Neighbors

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Speaker 7: Australian had a roof drug.

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Speaker 2: Race and so many more. Forget all of that.

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Speaker 4: They're actually on the show to.

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Speaker 1: Talk them their new book, which was originally.

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Speaker 7: Called Got in the writing singing dancing.

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Speaker 4: Act later short.

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Speaker 2: Into got in the act. Please welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Its drag queen, extraordinary corny act.

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Speaker 2: That's me welcome.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 6: So Shane aka Courtney in the studio to say, it

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Speaker 6: sounds like it's just like really an eclectic array of

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Speaker 6: stories that you've gotten here from some seriously epic times.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I I I.

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Speaker 6: One of the stories that my producers related to me

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Speaker 6: is you got a story in there about turning down

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Speaker 6: Share for Christmas?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well, I was under repulse drag Race and

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Speaker 7: one of the guest judges was Chas Bono, SHARE's son.

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Speaker 7: Right right after Drag Race, Chas and I became good

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Speaker 7: friends and were hanging out and I had met Cher

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Speaker 7: a couple of times already.

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Speaker 2: Wow Chas, Wow, how was she?

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Speaker 7: She was lovely? She was as chare as you could

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Speaker 7: imagine Share could be all the time, like personality like

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Speaker 7: whatever you like, picture the picture Share and that's what

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Speaker 7: she is.

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Speaker 2: That makes total sense.

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Speaker 7: And her dressing in her trailer the stars she was performing.

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Speaker 7: But then later on Chaz said to me, oh, do

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Speaker 7: you want to come to Christmas dinner at my mom's house?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, Christmas at your mom's.

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Speaker 4: Oh, your mum's share.

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Speaker 7: And I already had Christmas plans.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 7: It was like Nicole Kidman saying no to no, not

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Speaker 7: Nicole Kidman, whoever it was, saying not to into a

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Speaker 7: tom cruise because mum was cooking a lamb roast.

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Speaker 2: I heard that story.

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Speaker 7: That might be a generational thing. Actually, that was a

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Speaker 7: very famous Australian TV in the nineteen nineties. I think

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Speaker 7: it was Naomi Watts before she was famous.

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Speaker 2: She Naomi, it was Naomi once. I'm getting one hundred

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Speaker 2: thumbs up. So you turned down Share for Christmas dinner? Wow?

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Speaker 4: Did you let the people know?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 4: Who were you having Christmas with?

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Speaker 7: This is the thing is that I was going to

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Speaker 7: be on a yacht in the Bahamas. Really relatable, you.

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Speaker 2: Guys the yacht or ship?

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Speaker 4: Do you just rub shoulders with celebrities all the times?

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Speaker 3: I know you move between London l A Australia.

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Speaker 4: So are you Are you just partying with celebs all

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Speaker 4: the time? Shown?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 7: Okay, I mean it's funny because, like I mean, la

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Speaker 7: is that kind of town I guess where you It's

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Speaker 7: funny because when you're doing something where you're trying to

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Speaker 7: I don't know, send out books that you've written to

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Speaker 7: influential people like my.

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Speaker 2: Caught in the Act bookstores.

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Speaker 7: You're like, who do I know that's famous? And there's

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Speaker 7: like that moment where you're like, hang on, who are

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Speaker 7: these people are famous? And who are not? Like it's

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Speaker 7: that you don't tend to delineate in your head.

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Speaker 6: I see because you're well, because you're close enough with

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Speaker 6: them as people human.

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Speaker 2: It's such a privileged thing.

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Speaker 7: I was only yet in the Bahamas.

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Speaker 6: I just need to reiterize, Yeah, guys, we've got more

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Speaker 2: As Shane is going to stay with us. We've got

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Speaker 2: the wonderful Shane.

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Speaker 6: Janeka Joints in the studio also known as Courtney Act.

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Speaker 2: Obviously you would know Courtney from RuPaul's Once The Pretty

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Speaker 6: Not not big on celebrity or big brother vip over

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Speaker 6: here though, Shane lambstall.

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Speaker 7: I watched half of the first episode. I don't know,

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Speaker 7: Like I Caitlyn Jenner yep, Like she's the most visible

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Speaker 7: trans person on austray and television, yet she does not

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Speaker 7: When it comes to all sorts of other translator topics,

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Speaker 7: she isn't able to have empathy for people with a

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Speaker 7: platforming people like her, platforming like Thomas Markle, And it's

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Speaker 7: just kind of like, why do we give people who

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Speaker 7: I think that's there's people with more worthy, more worthy

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Speaker 7: voices to include those sorts of areas, right right, Wow,

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Speaker 7: tell us what you really controversial?

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Speaker 6: I you said that I have hed a little bit

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Speaker 6: about Kaitlyn Jennery in particular, and also you know the

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Speaker 7: Yeah, And I mean she was running for governor of

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Speaker 7: which I thought was nice.

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Speaker 3: I saw the photos of a punching darts on her

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Speaker 7: Two weeks, which is illegal, right yeah, right, yeah, well

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Speaker 7: we've got caught.

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Speaker 2: We've got Caitlyn Jenner on the shop next.

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Speaker 6: Now, when I asked a little about your books, so

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Speaker 6: court the actors out now at all good bookstores because

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Speaker 6: you're truly outrageous. So Australian Idol two thousand and three,

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Speaker 6: and so you went on auditioned.

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Speaker 7: As Shane Shane, got knocked back, went back the next

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Speaker 7: day as Courtney, and that's kind of where it all began.

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Speaker 7: I got signed to Sony BMD.

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Speaker 6: Do you have a moment, like a misdoubt fire moment

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Speaker 6: when you got put your face in cream pie and

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Speaker 6: you were like, oh my god, I can go and

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Speaker 6: sing Daniel.

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Speaker 4: Daniel, we have to go.

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Speaker 7: We're going, we have to go.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 9: We're a huge Daniel thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got a powertool in the bedroom. We're big

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Speaker 2: fans mate, the power tool.

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Speaker 6: So you go back to Australian Aisle as Courtney get through,

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Speaker 6: and then it's just it's just whirlwind from there.

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Speaker 7: Really well kind of you think it is. I remember

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Speaker 7: at the time being like this is it. I'm done,

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Speaker 7: I've arrived, I've done it all. And then you know,

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Speaker 7: a few weeks later, realized that the jug naught of

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Speaker 7: Australian idol had ended and the hard work had begun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, which is body TV drop off.

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Speaker 2: It is out now at all good bookstores. Shamee. Pleasure

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Speaker 7: If you're driving home and you think you'd like to

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Speaker 7: You like the kiss audience, you could provide some you know,

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Speaker 9: I'm sure what you were going to say then, I

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Speaker 6: That's a nice way to say, you're going to provide

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Speaker 7: To hear me blushing on the radio.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, it's popping through. Got Me Act out now at

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Speaker 6: It's will Will Woody podcast, your girlfriend, Mimy.

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Speaker 2: She pictures a lot of ideas for this.

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Speaker 4: Show, so many, and I feelter some of them.

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Speaker 2: You know, you filter up. It gets to us.

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Speaker 4: You don't get all of the picture.

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Speaker 6: Because you came in here the other day and said

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Speaker 2: How many how many sheep do you count.

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Speaker 4: Before you fall asleep?

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Speaker 3: And the follow up was when you picture when you

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Speaker 4: That was the real kicker in the in the segment.

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Speaker 6: So we're not going to do that bit, thankfully, but

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Speaker 12: Still, he handed me a note and I like you

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Speaker 10: You have a crush on issue.

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Speaker 12: And then we just went about our days.

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Speaker 2: And I was talking about our primary school crash. We're

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm not gonna nit this in the bat right now.

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Speaker 3: I am not comfortable with Mim calling her high school crush.

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Speaker 6: We've got Mimi on the show now, Mimi, why do

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Speaker 8: Can I just say that I'm so glad that one

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Speaker 3: We write the email together in the morning when we

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Speaker 4: And they always say no, Mim.

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Speaker 8: They always at this time, Woodrow, we are on.

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Speaker 3: And sorry and sorry, Mim, is the picture that you

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Speaker 8: Wow? Interesting you've said that, because you've actually pretty much

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Speaker 2: So what explain?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so, when I was about two, I met this

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Sorry, so sorry stopped talking right there, Mimi.

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Speaker 4: So when was the last time this guy was your Valentine.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty fresh.

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Speaker 6: And then we're throwing to the mix that you're recently

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so that's the next part. So I didn't bother

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Speaker 4: Are you? Are you?

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Speaker 8: You know?

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Speaker 10: So?

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Speaker 4: No, So I'm not home at the moment.

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Speaker 3: So you're you're home alone. You're home alone right now,

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Speaker 3: and you want to come on the air right now.

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Speaker 3: Is the first time you're telling me that your high

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Speaker 4: In the backyard were you? Are you alone together?

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Speaker 8: It's also been pretty hot, so he's been top less.

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Speaker 8: Majority of you.

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Speaker 2: Son of him now now Mimi.

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Speaker 6: Mimi has also sent me a photo which he's asked

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is Charlie.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's an absolute source. Have a look

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Speaker 3: at the goddamn rig on it.

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Speaker 2: He's going to join us on the show right up.

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Speaker 2: Now he's going to stay with us.

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Speaker 4: I'm calling he shouldn't be working. He shouldn't be working

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Speaker 4: with the top off.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling the authorities right now.

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Speaker 4: You stay on the phone him. I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 2: During the song.

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Speaker 6: We're talking primary school crushes on this show recently, a

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Speaker 12: Still.

448
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Speaker 10: He handed me a note and.

449
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Speaker 12: Then I like you and I think you're cute, and

450
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Speaker 12: I have a really big crush on his Will and

451
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Speaker 12: I remember putting it in my pocket and just seeing

452
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Speaker 12: you have a crush on issue, and then we just

453
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Speaker 12: went about our days.

454
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Speaker 2: That was my primary school crush, Arlene. We've had her

455
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Speaker 2: on the show.

456
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Speaker 6: We've had your primary school crushed cat Yes on the

457
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Speaker 6: show as well.

458
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Speaker 2: And your girlfriend Mimi got a bit of fomo.

459
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Speaker 6: So she's on the show now talking about her primary

460
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Speaker 6: school crushed Charlie.

461
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Speaker 4: I'm you want to tell everyone what Charlie's doing right now.

462
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Speaker 8: Mimmy, just a bit of landscaping at the back of

463
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Speaker 8: your house, would you chop off?

464
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Speaker 2: So, you bitch.

465
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Speaker 3: So when we signed on this blog, by the way,

466
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Speaker 3: well obviously you know he came over and did the

467
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Speaker 3: scope of the courtyard there.

468
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Speaker 4: You didn't think that was a good time, Mimmy to

469
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Speaker 4: maybe tell me that you had a history with this book.

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Speaker 8: Well, you weren't there, so it just sort of felt

471
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Speaker 8: like what was the point in telling you when you

472
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Speaker 8: were there?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Right, But then calling our radio show and having all

475
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Speaker 3: the Australia listen was a good idea, Mimi. Naturally?

476
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Speaker 2: Is it attractive? Man, I've just had a look. We've

477
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Speaker 2: had a pick cent up here.

478
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Speaker 4: He's got an extraordinary rig bloody looks like a Roman god. Yeah,

479
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Speaker 4: and I shut up.

480
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,040
Speaker 2: And he's been working out there with his shirt off

481
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Speaker 2: as well?

482
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Speaker 4: Is that true?

483
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Speaker 3: Is that actually true, mim Or Is that a little

484
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 3: bit of mayonnaise there, that he's out there with his

485
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,200
Speaker 3: top off while you're home alone?

486
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Speaker 10: True?

487
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 8: With I wish it wasn't true.

488
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Speaker 2: And he's been out there glistening in the sun.

489
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Speaker 4: I'm just not cool with this at all.

490
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Speaker 2: Like Sisyphus and his rock he's been I.

491
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Speaker 4: Don't get that reference, but I'm not cool with fair enough.

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Speaker 6: We've got Well, then let's get down to it, because

493
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Speaker 6: I think this is an important step. You and I

494
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Speaker 6: own a different city to Mimi. We're up filming a

495
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Speaker 6: TV show at the moment. So, Mim, this is you know, really,

496
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Speaker 6: I'm gonna be honest, I'm surprised you've gone through with this.

497
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Speaker 6: I've never seen Woody his anger in the studio savagery.

498
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Speaker 6: We've got Charlie who joins this. He just Mimi's primary

499
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Speaker 6: school crush rock and Charlie.

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Speaker 3: Not good, Charlie, Well you're doing a crab job in

501
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Speaker 3: the actually SEMs he's doing a great job. But made

502
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Speaker 3: the top off thing. I have been speaking to the

503
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Speaker 3: authorities that's against oh and s.

504
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Speaker 4: They're big fire. So if we can get it, if

505
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Speaker 4: we can get a top on, that'd be great.

506
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Speaker 10: And I've got to even have the hand lines when

507
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Speaker 10: the sun comes out.

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Speaker 2: Fair enough, Charlie.

509
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Speaker 6: Let's just let's just so, Mimi, Charlie, what's the history

510
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Speaker 6: with treating you guys?

511
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Speaker 2: It was just a primary school thing, wasn't it? Like

512
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 2: it wrapped up when you're about twelve years old?

513
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Speaker 13: Oh that we continue to have Valentine's present up until about.

514
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Speaker 10: Two years ago.

515
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Speaker 5: Yeah, perfect, he's actually stops the law.

516
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Speaker 13: Yeah, it's sped up early two years ago.

517
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that. I love hearing that, Charlie.

518
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Speaker 3: So and just to just remind me, like, so you

519
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Speaker 3: are you working with a group, so it's it's always

520
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Speaker 3: a group environment, or are there occasions where it's just

521
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 3: the two of you alone in my house sometimes?

522
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Speaker 13: Yeah, especially in the mornings, popping a little bit earlier.

523
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Speaker 4: Got on your ch that's outstanding, that's outstanding.

524
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've obviously been inside as well, MIMMI, let's use

525
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Speaker 3: the toilet and whatnot?

526
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Speaker 4: Of four Yeah, right, perfecture. You're cutting mcgrass and you're

527
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Speaker 4: pulling in the toil the best.

528
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Give us a call right now. Thirty one O six '

530
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Speaker 2: five convinces you're at the car with somebody Else's.

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Speaker 4: Finalone wies Fine.

532
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Speaker 3: We decided Will, is someone putting on a voice or

533
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Speaker 3: is someone else actually there? We've got Tamara here, Tamara, Hello, Hello,

534
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Speaker 3: who are you in the car with?

535
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Speaker 8: I'm in the car with my friend Laura.

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Speaker 2: Laura.

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Speaker 4: Okay, tells a bit about Laura.

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Speaker 8: Laura works with me. We both work at kmart. He

539
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Speaker 8: same ages me and we're best friends.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Chuck Laura on the phone.

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Speaker 8: Okay, one second, Hi.

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Speaker 4: Hi Laura, how long have you worked? It came out

543
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Speaker 4: with tomorrow.

544
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Speaker 8: We've worked together for two years.

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Speaker 4: It's also it's a pretty different voice, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Will again it's the same person.

547
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Speaker 4: Wow?

548
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Speaker 2: Really yeah tomorrow. I don't think she's actually there. You

549
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Speaker 2: are a snap.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to James.

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Speaker 2: Hi, James, get out of my Joe. Hello, Joy again, James?

552
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 2: What you got? Who you in the car with?

553
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 3: Matt?

554
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Speaker 2: I'm in the car when we worked made here?

555
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 4: Stephen, Steven, okay, check Stephen on the phone.

556
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Speaker 10: Stephen, Hello, man, how's it.

557
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Speaker 2: Going, Steven? What do you do with James?

558
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Speaker 12: All that?

559
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:33,919
Speaker 10: Scoffolded?

560
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Speaker 12: Mate?

561
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Speaker 2: Better?

562
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Speaker 4: What sorry?

563
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Speaker 12: Scoffolding?

564
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 4: Scaffolding, gaffolding?

565
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Speaker 2: Okay, staffolding? Yeah you're up and seen it?

566
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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah right here ruddiau.

568
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Speaker 2: Stephen? Yeah, can you I'd just like you to sing

569
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Speaker 2: for me if he can sang sing? Did you hear that? Yeah? Okay,

570
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Speaker 2: what song do you want?

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Speaker 6: I just like you to sing Everyone's and then I

572
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Speaker 6: want to hear James sing a winner baby, so it'll

573
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Speaker 6: be everyone's winner baby.

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Speaker 2: Can you do that for me?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Alright, you've seen the first bit he sings a second.

577
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Speaker 13: Bite off you go, Everyone's a winner baby.

578
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Speaker 4: There's two people there?

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Speaker 2: Do you reckon?

580
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Speaker 4: Yeah? I percent there's two people there. All right, well, James,

581
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Speaker 4: we reckon. There's two people there.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, your road source.

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Speaker 2: Gonna go on the high. Marianne, do the hawkeye again,

584
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Speaker 2: you hawkeye? Marianne.

585
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Speaker 3: Hello, Marine, Hello, Hello.

586
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Speaker 2: In the car with Marianne.

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Speaker 10: I'm with my mother in law.

588
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Speaker 2: All right, Chucker. What's her name?

589
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Speaker 10: Her name is Rita?

590
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Speaker 2: Rita? All right, chuck her on, chuck her on. Marianne

591
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Speaker 2: issues hello. Hello, Hello, Mariann. You're there by yourself?

592
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Speaker 4: Hello, you're there by yourself. Marianne.

593
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Speaker 6: Hello, mari Anne, you are there by yourself?

594
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Speaker 10: No, yes, I am.

595
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Speaker 6: Oh God, get it out of here.

596
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

597
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Speaker 2: Give us a call. Six five. You have an exam

598
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Speaker 2: exam hall horror story.

599
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Speaker 6: That's what I'd like to hear from you from I

600
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Speaker 6: will take them on a secords.

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Speaker 2: I know you've got a cracker, but this.

602
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Speaker 6: Guy okay, sorry to talk you out there. A guy

603
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Speaker 6: who was one of the texts in the year twelve's

604
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Speaker 6: English exam in New South Wales the HSC exams, which

605
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Speaker 6: kicked off his text.

606
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Speaker 2: His name's Ocean Wong. First name, otion's second name Wang.

607
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Speaker 4: It's a tight name, titan name.

608
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Speaker 2: Vietnamese poet and author. All the students just started.

609
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Speaker 6: Dming him about his book after they did the exam

610
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Speaker 6: because they didn't understand the question, and they were so funny.

611
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Speaker 2: Isn't that amazing?

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Speaker 4: That is hilarious? Was he responding? Was he like, yeah,

613
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 4: these are the themes and if you get the essay question,

614
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 4: you know.

615
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Speaker 12: I know?

616
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Speaker 10: Was it was?

617
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 6: So they didn't know he was going to get this,

618
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 6: And then he wrote back on he public could put

619
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Speaker 6: out this message and said, Yo, what the hell is

620
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Speaker 6: an HSC exam and why are all your failing at it?

621
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Speaker 2: It's amazing.

622
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Speaker 6: So everyone obviously flipped out after the exam and they

623
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Speaker 6: were like, oh my god, they're nearer. You can reach

624
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 6: out to this guy. Yeah, you know, these days you

625
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Speaker 6: can actually do that. So thirty one six five you

626
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Speaker 6: an exam hall horror story Woods, you have one?

627
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I did.

628
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Speaker 3: I need to go to the toilet during an exam,

629
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Speaker 3: and obviously when you go to the toilet you need

630
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Speaker 3: to take one of your invigilators with you so they.

631
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Speaker 4: Make sure you're not cheating in the toilet.

632
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Speaker 2: Done got the name, Thank you.

633
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Speaker 4: You've been working on it in five minutes ago.

634
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 2: I was an investigator and I.

635
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Speaker 3: Was trying to take a whiz and the vigilators over

636
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Speaker 3: your shoulder.

637
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Speaker 2: Yes, And I was like, he has to go with you,

638
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 2: and I'm.

639
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 4: Like, mate, I can't. We have got stage fright. Yeah,

640
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 4: and he was like not a problem that, I'll help

641
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Speaker 4: you out.

642
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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 3: He started making water no right behind me, and I

644
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 3: was just like, it's not helping, don't worry about it.

645
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Speaker 4: I'll go back.

646
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 2: Let's go to Kiara. I'm geting one of his and

647
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Speaker 2: he went through, send.

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Speaker 4: The champs on, mate, your voice or just get out

649
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Speaker 4: of the cubicle.

650
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Speaker 2: I don't think you need to be iny with Yeah. No,

651
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Speaker 2: he was in the Cuba gole because he couldn't.

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Speaker 4: He had to keep it on shirt.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's because toilet's where the dodgy stuff go down in

655
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Speaker 2: the exams. Bloody Kiara. Are you get an exam whole

656
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Speaker 2: horror story?

657
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Speaker 10: Yes, I do.

658
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Speaker 8: I actually forgot that it was on.

659
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Speaker 2: Oh no, when did you realize?

660
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Speaker 10: Up? When I got the phone call from the school

661
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Speaker 10: and they were panicking.

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Speaker 8: They were like, where are you? Where will come and

663
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Speaker 8: get you?

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Speaker 10: You need to be here.

665
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Speaker 8: Your exam's already started.

666
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Speaker 10: It's important that you're here.

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Speaker 4: And it turned out that my best friend had.

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Speaker 10: Also actually forgotten perfect. So there were teachers were sent

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Speaker 10: out to our respective houses to go get go and

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Speaker 10: get you.

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Speaker 6: Bloody hello really good, although, yeah, no, that's good. I

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Speaker 6: feel like I got a call when I was running

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Speaker 6: a bit late for one of my exams. Actually yeah,

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Speaker 6: and that I was fine. Did you not get a call?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 4: I never missed one. Man, I was bad when I

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Speaker 4: was in there, but bloody hell, I was early.

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Speaker 2: It might have been awful, but goddamn it was.

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Speaker 6: I punctual Florissa on thirty one six five exam.

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Speaker 2: Whole horror story, what you got?

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Speaker 10: So the day before my physific exam, I found out

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Speaker 10: this guy in my class liked me, but I didn't

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Speaker 10: like him. The day of the day of the exam,

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Speaker 10: I threw up before I went in. I was really nervous,

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Speaker 10: and I thought, you know, it was calmed down, everything

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Speaker 10: was going to be okay. Got into the exam and

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Speaker 10: he was sitting right behind me. Two minutes into the exam,

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Speaker 10: I started throwing up again, and I threw up for

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Speaker 10: the entire but I just stayed there, sat out the

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Speaker 10: whole thing. I was not going back to redro the exam.

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Speaker 6: Wow, just because the guy that you liked was sitting

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Speaker 6: behind you.

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Speaker 10: The guy that liked me, I didn't like him?

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Speaker 4: He did he still like you? Post spugate.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, she surprising.

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Speaker 4: What did he really likes you?

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Speaker 6: Thanks the cold Clarissa she is. That's a shocking response

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Speaker 6: to somebody liking you. You're just vomiting on the spot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, although a good way to get out of

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Speaker 3: that situation. She didn't like him, she didn't like him, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but he still liked her. That's super weird. Maybe he's

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Speaker 3: got a fetish. Anyway, let's got Liam here thirty wanted

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Speaker 3: six five. Liam, you've got a horror story from an

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Speaker 3: exam hall. Sorry you've had two very clear missus there.

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Speaker 3: But you just said, you just said, you just said.

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Speaker 2: It's a great way. It's a great way to get

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Speaker 2: out of that situation.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. If if someone likes you, you don't like them,

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Speaker 4: and you just vomit you want.

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Speaker 2: Them, let's got to lay him on thirty one six

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Speaker 2: five lame.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, if situation nothing about the test. I was like,

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Speaker 13: you know what, I'm trying to sneak a textbook to

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Speaker 13: the bathroom and have a squeeze.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the book down my pants.

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Speaker 13: I'm good at this point. It didn't help me at all.

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Speaker 13: I literally learned nothing. But I'm like, okay, that's fine,

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Speaker 13: I'll take it back, put it in my pants, and

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Speaker 13: I'm coming back in right. I was a bit hurried,

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Speaker 13: so I left it. Then the teacher's taking it from closings.

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Speaker 13: I turned around and as I'm goning to close the door,

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Speaker 13: the textbooks start to me up against my shirt and

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Speaker 13: my shorts, and the teacher starts seeing and I'm quickly

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Speaker 13: going to rush to my tables. They caught me and

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Speaker 13: a complete fail. I was the whole evere saw what

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Speaker 13: do think?

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Speaker 2: It's a complaint found all.

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Speaker 6: And one of the most impressive part about that is

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Speaker 6: you put a text textbook down your pants and people,

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Speaker 6: you know, actually believed that it might have been something

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Speaker 6: down there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's very true.

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Speaker 2: Actually, yeah you can't as well.

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Speaker 13: You don't about me.

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Speaker 2: It was a history textbook that just really thick.

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Speaker 12: It was.

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Speaker 6: Warren wood would have had a pocket dictionary down there,

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Speaker 6: and people still wouldn't have believed it was the real deal.

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Speaker 1: Would It's the Willam Woody podcast.

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Speaker 6: Let's talk really quickly about James Corden, who there's a

741
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Speaker 6: petition for forty three thousand signatures for him not to

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Speaker 6: be in the film adaptation of the hit musical Wicked.

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Speaker 6: Wicked obviously one of the most beloved musicals in the

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Speaker 6: world and actually the late Burt Newton Valley Burt Newton

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Speaker 6: played Wicked in Melbourne for a really really long time

746
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Speaker 6: in Sydney as well, and honestly, if you haven't seen Wicked,

747
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Speaker 6: it is a sensational score and they're all it's all

748
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Speaker 6: about now obviously getting these people to go and do

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Speaker 6: musicals in films, and they've made some shocking decisions in

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Speaker 6: the past as to who plays these roles. I'm pretty

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Speaker 6: sure I've got this audio lined up. But Russell Crow

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Speaker 6: in Lame israh Oh, Now hang on five.

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Speaker 7: Years for what you did the rest, because you're trying.

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Speaker 10: To run.

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Speaker 2: Four six o one. Name is Chang val Jean.

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Speaker 9: And name.

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Speaker 2: No, you're not mate.

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Speaker 12: I know.

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Speaker 2: You're Maximus. You're Maximus.

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Speaker 3: But do you believe when apart fro when he opened

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Speaker 3: his mouth to sing, yeah, I think he was a

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Speaker 3: pretty good javert.

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Speaker 2: Like didn't sure you thought he was judging him on

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Speaker 2: my eyes?

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Speaker 6: But it's an audio did thankfully movies have an audio

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Speaker 6: component as well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and when you're next to Hugh Jackman as well,

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Speaker 3: that's always gonna be hard.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 6: Look, I'm not saying it was easy, mate, but I

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Speaker 6: think a lot of people who are musical theater fans

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Speaker 6: are who are fans of the music get really worried

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Speaker 6: that actors go and take these roles that demand good voices.

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Speaker 6: And we all remember that James Corden was in the

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Speaker 6: movie Cats.

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Speaker 3: For any one Cats to belong both to Cats and

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Speaker 3: the joint Superior schools, it wasn't that bad.

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Speaker 6: Well, I actually think Ricky Jervas put it best when

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Speaker 6: it comes to that performance.

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Speaker 3: The world got to see James Corden as a fat pussy.

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Speaker 2: It was also in the movie Cuts.

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Speaker 3: So that's very funny. But I haven't seen the movie

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Speaker 3: Cats for obvious reasons. Apparently snapslod stink out. But was

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Speaker 3: he that bad or was the whole movie just a bitch?

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Speaker 2: Do you really think I've seen that movie?

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Speaker 6: Fair enough with the point here, there's nothing worse than

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Speaker 6: an actor destroying a whole film, which is possible, by

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Speaker 6: the way, like if you get the wrong actor for

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Speaker 6: the wrong role, and I'm going to stick on the

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Speaker 6: musical theme. Yeah for a second, Yeah, sure, Pierce Brosnan

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Speaker 6: in Mama Maya.

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Speaker 2: That was bad. Now, look, I'm a fan of you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm a big Abba fan. I'm a big fan of

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Speaker 2: Mamma Maya.

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Speaker 6: I think I think they did really, really well Meryl Streep,

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Speaker 6: you know, not traditionally a singer.

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Speaker 4: Some beautifully freed thing.

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Speaker 6: Fred's a great singer, right, But they they did manage

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Speaker 6: to piece it together. But then when Brosnan, when Brosnan

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Speaker 6: opened his mouth.

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Speaker 2: You nearly left the You nearly left the theater.

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Speaker 4: There seems so hard to fun. I turned me to you,

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Speaker 4: but you have close your mouth, and you know, my god,

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Speaker 4: the cinema I was in audibly laughed. It was the

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Speaker 4: biggest laugh of the whole movie. Just when he opened

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Speaker 4: his mouth, it looked like a satire.

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Speaker 2: You could see him straining. He was trying very.

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Speaker 4: It's like he knows he sounds bad. That's why the

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Speaker 4: face just looks awful.

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Speaker 3: This is a controversial one, will I'll move off the

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Speaker 3: musical thing here. But I'm a big fan of the

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Speaker 3: Hunger Games trilogy.

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Speaker 2: I think it is there was seven or eight Hunger Game.

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Speaker 2: Is there really well, they could be.

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Speaker 11: I got lost in the middle there. That's fair what happens. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 11: I just couldn't. I was already I was just out

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Speaker 11: of the movie. As soon as I saw this bloke

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Speaker 11: in there, I was just like, oh, I was the

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Speaker 11: know was his singing thing?

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Speaker 10: Like?

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Speaker 3: I was like, why is Lenny Kravitz the one who

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Speaker 3: was great in there? He might have been, but I

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Speaker 3: just couldn't see you.

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Speaker 2: You weren't thinking about the Messinger.

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Speaker 3: And then, honestly, I was also thinking of his wardrobe

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Speaker 3: malfunction where we all saw his one eyed monster pop

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Speaker 3: out the bottom of his leather pants. And then every

828
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Speaker 3: time I saw him on screen, I was just like,

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Speaker 3: I know, you look like nerd.

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Speaker 4: So that for me.

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Speaker 3: Was a bit of a hard one. I'll give you

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Speaker 3: another more normal one.

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Speaker 6: So when you were watching The Hunger Games, the only

834
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Speaker 6: thing you were thinking about was Lenny Kravitz's pants.

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Speaker 3: Pretty much pretty much another one which is more normal

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Speaker 3: that to be weird.

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Speaker 4: The movie Dunkirk.

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Speaker 3: Styles, he just pops up as a soldier, like what

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Speaker 3: is Harry's Styles doing as a soldier in this war movie?

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Speaker 6: It was odd he was too famous to do it

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Speaker 6: as well, and he could. It was obviously Harry Styles

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Speaker 6: at the Battle of Dunkirk.

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Speaker 4: Yes, there was.

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Speaker 3: There was no like physical change on him or anything

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Speaker 3: that was Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, very good.

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Speaker 6: All right, Well, I'll accept your nominations, but I think

848
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Speaker 6: the krem dela crem here when it comes to actors

849
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Speaker 6: ruining movies for me is Katie Holmes's rendition of Rachel

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Speaker 6: in the original Batman Begins. I never stopped thinking about you,

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Speaker 6: and when I already were back, I started to.

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Speaker 4: Tell it's a pretty good scene, wasn't it.

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Speaker 2: You liked it?

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Speaker 4: I thought she was pretty good, did you really?

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Speaker 3: I was actually frustrated when it got changed to Maggie

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Speaker 3: jillanh oh really yeah, I thought.

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Speaker 4: That was weird.

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Speaker 2: Well, Maggie Jillian Hall is a better performer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I never like it in a TV series

860
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Speaker 3: or movie when all of a sudden the actor changes that.

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Speaker 3: I find I really struggled to get into the movie again.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, there you go. Where did that happen?

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Speaker 6: I don't remember another time when that's really happened, like.

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Speaker 4: Home and Away. Pretty sure it's happen a couple of times.

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Speaker 4: You'd like, who the bloody hell is that guy And

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Speaker 4: he'd be like, well, Hemsworth's asking for too much money.

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Speaker 4: So this is Jeff, you know,