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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that Fight Sized. Sometimes you

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Speaker 1: read certain facts in the newspaper and you wish you'd

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Speaker 1: never read it.

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Speaker 2: It's like, you know, a lot of things are.

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Speaker 1: Happening in the big bad world of microorganisms and the

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Speaker 1: circle of life, et cetera, et cetera, but a lot

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Speaker 2: I would prefer for it to just happen and us

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Speaker 2: did never know about it.

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Speaker 3: I love the head and the sand approach. It's my

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Speaker 1: Yes, I certainly did not want to know that at

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Speaker 1: night there are these and they are only zero point

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Speaker 1: three millimeter long, so that's one three thirty one three

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Speaker 1: hundredths of a centimeter.

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Speaker 2: Change.

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Speaker 1: These little mites called Demodex folliculorum, they live in our pores,

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Speaker 1: in the pores of our skin. They come out of

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Speaker 1: the paws when we're asleep, and they find another paw

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Speaker 1: to crawl across our face and embed themselves into so

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Speaker 1: that they can mate with other pools with No.

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Speaker 2: I don't need the porn, no music for this thing.

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Speaker 1: What makes the mites a mating on our faces while

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Speaker 1: we sleep?

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Speaker 2: They live really deep in the skin, so deep.

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Speaker 1: And this is what it says in the article in

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Speaker 1: the media, so you know, it's true, so deep that

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Speaker 1: they will be hard to ever be washed out. They

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Speaker 1: live in the faces, They have sex and there, and

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Speaker 1: they come out to root.

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Speaker 2: And then they go back in there.

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Speaker 3: What makes them choose a paw?

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Speaker 4: So like obviously they're hand in hand, these two mites

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Speaker 4: they've popped out of their poor. What are you like,

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Speaker 4: what are you looking for in a paw to to

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Speaker 4: have sex with this mite?

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Speaker 1: You know, I guess I would want two bedrooms. You

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Speaker 1: want like se big spaces.

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Speaker 3: Big like an enlarged poor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that we can you know, like have the

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Speaker 1: you know, do what mummies and daddies do, or mummies

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Speaker 1: and ummies and daddyes and daddies and then have our

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Speaker 1: own space. You know, I don't want to have to

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Speaker 1: do my business and live in the same paw forever,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Then it's like, oh, cramping

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Speaker 1: into the style.

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Speaker 3: If you have sex on my face, where would you

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Speaker 3: want to do it? Just like if you had to

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Speaker 3: take a pick of my face right now, and like

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Speaker 3: you know, like.

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Speaker 2: Maybe somewhere in your tash or in your bed you.

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Speaker 1: Want to be in the mustach, yeah, because it's kind

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Speaker 1: of like you know, furry and hidden hidden exactly, get

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Speaker 1: really freaky without judgment.

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Speaker 3: That makes sense. And also I get a little bit

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Speaker 3: of like if I drink some water's a bit of water.

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Speaker 2: After I was getting sick.

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Speaker 3: Look, we're going to move off. Mike's having sex on

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Speaker 3: your face.

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Speaker 4: And here's what we want to do. We want to

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Speaker 4: do a fact off right now. Okay, So what I'm

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Speaker 4: learning and what I've learned about me in the last

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Speaker 4: two weeks Ash is you were like super intelligent.

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Speaker 3: And I mean that.

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Speaker 4: I'm not saying that the condescending way or like a

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Speaker 4: sarcastic way. You're very, very intelligent. And me, I'm a

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Speaker 4: really weird guy and I know a lot of weird things.

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Speaker 2: You do, you want random stuff and you go, wow,

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Speaker 2: cool facts.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Somehow am I brain retains that sort of stuff.

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Speaker 2: It's not the kind of stuff that makes it intelligence.

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Speaker 1: Just like brandoformat, It's is not important at all.

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Speaker 3: Interesting, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'd rather be interesting than intellectual.

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Speaker 3: Well really yeah, it would rather be intellectual. So there

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Speaker 3: you go. This is a lovely but look.

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Speaker 4: What we want to do right now is have this

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Speaker 4: fact off where thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.

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Speaker 4: If you've got an epic fact, nice okay, and you

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Speaker 4: deliver it to us and Ash you've never heard the

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Speaker 4: fact before, and I've never heard the fact before, then you.

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Speaker 3: Go home with the entire gift showcase.

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Speaker 4: I am talking uber eats vouchers, I'm talking the rooster,

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Speaker 4: I'm talking spinally pillow, and I'm talking as extreme screen

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Speaker 4: double pass. But only if Ash and I have both

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Speaker 4: not heard the fact that you've got.

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Speaker 2: I love this.

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Speaker 3: They'll be fact checked by the way. I've got a

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Speaker 3: fact hit me.

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Speaker 2: Everyone wants to sectors that science Science thirteen five.

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Speaker 3: Right now, we're doing a fact off. That's interesting. That's

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Speaker 3: very interesting. Go way, get back off.

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Speaker 1: Gee whiz that was It makes me nervous here in

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Speaker 1: Radio close so Ash.

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Speaker 4: Today we learned an incredible fact that there are these

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Speaker 4: tiny mites that effectively have sex on our faces every

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Speaker 4: single night.

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Speaker 2: No, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's pretty gross stuff.

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Speaker 4: I mean, but personally, I'm sort of a bit buoyed

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Speaker 4: by the fact that I'm, you know, acting as Cupid

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Speaker 4: for these little mites to have sex on my face.

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Speaker 3: I gets sort of a nice feeling.

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Speaker 2: That's a nice way of looking at it.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Very much, but right now, because it's just such an

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Speaker 4: interesting fact. Before the song, we were saying, you're very intelligent,

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Speaker 4: I'm super weird. So I don't think anyone out there

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Speaker 4: we haven't heard before.

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Speaker 1: Like we've got the whole gamut covered out of the

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Speaker 1: smart stuff, you've got the random, quirky stuff.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah.

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Speaker 4: But if you do come up with a fact that

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Speaker 4: neither of us are heard, then you go home with

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Speaker 4: the prize showcase, which is an Uber Eats voucher worth

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Speaker 4: one hundred bucks, one hundred dollars, red Rooster voucher, hois

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Speaker 4: extreme screen double pass, and a Spinally's pillow.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so kind of say, I love the idea of eating, eating,

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Speaker 1: go on the movies, eating, and just going home to bed.

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Speaker 3: Just the perfect.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Amber here on thirteen one

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Speaker 4: oh sixty five, Amber hit us.

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Speaker 3: With your fact.

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Speaker 5: Did you know is that cows, even the same species

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Speaker 5: of cows that live in different parts of the world

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Speaker 5: different accents.

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Speaker 3: Have different accents, they have a different move Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: did you know that?

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Speaker 1: It's one of the ones I know know that, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you are going to dominate this and I'm just going

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Speaker 3: They move in accents.

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Speaker 4: Pretty cool, right, so an Irish move is different to

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Speaker 4: an Australian. Let's go to Tamara here, Tamara, what's your

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Speaker 4: what's your fact?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 5: My fact is that when turtles hibernate, they breathe through

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Speaker 3: Obviously, I know. I'm sorry. I know that one because.

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Speaker 4: I love Yes, that's great, back tomorrow, It's a great

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Speaker 4: fac It was just.

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Speaker 2: Me playing this. She would have won the whole showcase.

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Speaker 3: I know this, this weird stuff.

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Speaker 2: Like levitating above your chair, saw your wheelhouse?

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Speaker 3: You continue, Let's go to Amber. What's your fact?

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Speaker 5: Hello? Answer there are more engineers in New Delhi, India

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Speaker 5: than the population of New Zealand.

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Speaker 4: Wow, I definitely, look, I definitely, I definitely didn't know

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Speaker 3: Bad, but bad? Were you that amazed by it? Ash?

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Speaker 1: Be honest, it's it's like it's it's it's like, once

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Speaker 1: I think about it, right, if I go, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: MW Zealand's probably got like less than you know, let's

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Speaker 1: given the Indians the engineering hub of the world. We

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Speaker 1: think about all the it people outsource it and there's

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Speaker 1: billions of people in India. I mean, the fact makes sense.

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Speaker 1: It still blows my mind. But that's not what we're

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Speaker 1: talking about here. The question is did I already know

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Speaker 3: It's a good look, but can you hold the line?

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Speaker 5: Do you?

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Speaker 3: I want to I want to hear Jordan's fact as well.

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Speaker 3: If that's okay, and you know what this is going

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Speaker 3: to become. This is going to become whose fact blew

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Speaker 3: us away?

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Speaker 2: More would produces to verify that fact?

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Speaker 1: If that's possible? Can you verify that fact? Are there

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Speaker 1: more engineers in India than the population?

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Speaker 3: Great?

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Speaker 2: Great call, trust Amber.

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Speaker 3: Of course population in New Zealand five million people.

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Speaker 4: So there would need to be more than five million

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Speaker 4: engineers in New Delhi.

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Speaker 2: When it was India or New Delhi?

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Speaker 3: New Delhi? Oh, she said New Delhi? Right? Was anyone

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Speaker 2: But did you say India? But did you say India

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Speaker 5: Thank you for listening New Deli.

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Speaker 4: I believe we're fact checking that Hamber. Okay, We're going

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Speaker 4: to go to Jordan. Now, Jordan, what is your fact? Hey?

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Speaker 6: Guys?

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Speaker 5: So you know when you get a bug in your computer.

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Speaker 5: The reason it's called a bug is because the very

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Speaker 5: first time it happened in nineteen seventy four, is because

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Speaker 5: it was caused by a bug.

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Speaker 3: How did a bug cause a bug in a computer?

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Speaker 5: So when the computer glitches, they called it a bug

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Speaker 5: because the moss got into the computer.

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Speaker 3: Oh and that computer glitched when.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, a short circuited glitch, So they called that issue

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Speaker 5: a bug. So when we get a bug on our computer,

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Speaker 5: that's why it's called a bug.

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Speaker 3: Okay, look, I didn't know the fact.

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Speaker 2: If ambustacked is real, it's more impressive than the bug.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you for the call. Jordan, We

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Speaker 4: didn't you're still in the running, you know, I appreciate Cay.

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Speaker 2: We've got full board of calls and people are still

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Speaker 2: trying to call with it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know they've got the showcase to the showcase,

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Speaker 4: the movie and then a good night Slee.

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Speaker 3: All right, we got Sarah here there, Sarah, what's your fact?

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Speaker 5: Did you know that eighty five percent of the things

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Speaker 5: that we worry about never happened?

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Speaker 2: If it's my brain?

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Speaker 3: But how do you prove that? How can that? How

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Speaker 3: can I? How can that possibly be proved, Sarah.

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Speaker 6: Surveys, I don't know, okay, based on all of that,

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Speaker 6: Based on all of that, I think the showcase goes

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Speaker 6: to have we fact checked the new Deli engineers.

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Speaker 3: We can't. We can't fact check it.

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Speaker 6: We can't it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. What are you guys doing out there?

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Speaker 3: It's very hard to check it? How many engineers are

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Speaker 3: a survey? And then, but you've won the show car

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Speaker 3: right work?

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Speaker 4: So, as I said, you want one hundred dollars Uber

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Speaker 4: Eats voucher.

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Speaker 3: Congrats? You want an Uber Eats voucher. Sorry, that's the credit.

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Speaker 3: You've also won one hundred dollars Red Rooster boucher.

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Speaker 4: The Rooster's calling you to try red roosters spicy fried

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Speaker 4: chickens today. That's not going to You've also won a

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