Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We get four songs and their song titles and we
Speaker 2: put them on a wheel. Whatever song it land's done.
Speaker 2: We're try and do a phone in with you guys
Speaker 2: based on the song title. My favorite one we done.
Speaker 2: Two favorites were a baby did you remember? Baby did
Speaker 2: a bad bad thing? I begged, I begged you not
Speaker 2: to go with that one, but we did and we
Speaker 2: actually got the lines were jammed.
Speaker 3: Of when you did a bad thing as a baby.
Speaker 3: Baby did a bad thing to you.
Speaker 2: And then there was a song song as well. All right,
Speaker 2: here are the four songs.
Speaker 4: It's a nasty.
Speaker 2: Any idle white wedding Baby for wedding stories. Also this
Speaker 2: hous done things. This is the third one one done.
Speaker 2: You know what, I try and train these little elves
Speaker 2: to make a radio show with me. Sometimes they go
Speaker 2: over the wire. Scotty doesn't know when I query produce
Speaker 2: a real what the hell is this noise? He goes,
Speaker 2: You know from the movie euro Trip, that's google it
Speaker 2: two thousand and four and that.
Speaker 5: Narrowly missed out at the Oscars Oscar Dodger euro Trip.
Speaker 2: This is the fourth song. Metallica ands Sam Man, Where
Speaker 2: have you falling asleep? All right, let's put all those
Speaker 2: songs together on a really horrible sounding kind of kaleidoscope. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I said, oh you gotta hangover this morning? Get
Speaker 2: that song off. I don't know I like it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't go. Scotty doesn't know how many calls one?
Speaker 2: If we get one, we've won the week.
Speaker 3: How about we do both phone?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, are they going to get a call about.
Speaker 3: Scott's who don't know something?
Speaker 2: Do you have a friend? Will Scotty? Are you Scotty
Speaker 2: and you didn't know something? Enter sam Man? Where have
Speaker 2: you fallen asleep? Yeah? Where have you fallen asleep? Let's
Speaker 2: see what we get.
Speaker 1: Let's roll the dice Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Tonight, Where have you Fallen Asleep? I'm also doing this one.
Speaker 2: Scotty doesn't know no idea what we're going to get
Speaker 2: from this. Are you called Scotty? Did someone surprise you once?
Speaker 2: Do you know what? We have the nicest listeners in
Speaker 2: the world. You're always trying to support whatever we do.
Speaker 2: Rio just took a call from a guy who is
Speaker 2: called Scotty and was just trying to work out how
Speaker 2: he could help the feature. It doesn't have a story
Speaker 2: going to hey, oh dank, Scotty, did you ever not
Speaker 2: know something? I A think? So Scotty just called it,
Speaker 2: responding to a cry from out from us, going can
Speaker 2: I help it? Anyway? I'm called Scotty. So we have
Speaker 2: had a call from a Scottie. All right, let's go
Speaker 2: to lines. Peter, where have you fallen asleep? Guys?
Speaker 6: I actually yeah, I'll asleep a couple of times on
Speaker 6: that jury g Now, jury member to keep getting in
Speaker 6: the rid baking up.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I was like the defense case, I
Speaker 2: got a real problem. But you're a number. You know,
Speaker 2: what do you? How do you guilty? Or a few times.
Speaker 3: That's amazing because it goes on for days.
Speaker 2: He was someone to liberty. You know, justice is in
Speaker 2: your very hands. You can't stay away during that. It
Speaker 2: does look very boring, isn't it? Okay, Peter, thank you
Speaker 2: very much and call no worries.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Justin? How are you I'm going justin? Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: And where have you fallen asleep?
Speaker 8: Well? I'm forty now, and this is happy. This happened
Speaker 8: when I was about eighteen. I went to the footy
Speaker 8: one day. It was the big day at the footy,
Speaker 8: if you know what I mean. I went to catch
Speaker 8: a train back, went to the wrong platform, fell asleep
Speaker 8: on the train, woke up in Adelaide.
Speaker 6: How's this right?
Speaker 8: Didn't have no money, didn't have no money on me
Speaker 8: that the reverse charge. Called my parents and my dad
Speaker 8: thought I was actually joking. He goes to your epan joking,
Speaker 8: ain't I said, no, I'm eating pretty much Adelaide.
Speaker 2: You woke up in a different state. This is amazing.
Speaker 8: Yep, there, I say, the old VH Commodore wagon, Mum
Speaker 8: and Daddy driving up to Adelaide to pick me up,
Speaker 8: and it was the most quiet trip.
Speaker 2: All the way home. This is incredible. You get to hear.
Speaker 8: Every cricket on the way back from Adelaide. And then
Speaker 8: when it was paid, Mum and Dad were knocking at
Speaker 8: the door for petrol money and food money and obviously
Speaker 8: danger money because you know, heading in the VAH commondold
Speaker 8: with Adelaide that's pretty dangerous.
Speaker 2: Justin That is an outstanding story. Thank you very much mate,
Speaker 2: a great weekend.
Speaker 8: I'll try mate you to thank you.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's got a tie, how's it go? I'm good.
Speaker 2: Thanks going the show, mate, I hope got a good week.
Speaker 2: And where have you fallen asleep?
Speaker 9: I fell asleep on the stage build for the police gig.
Speaker 2: So which bit of the build were you? Were you
Speaker 2: up high?
Speaker 9: No, we were we were on the ground. We were
Speaker 9: just local crew. Three four four twelve hour days. On
Speaker 9: a third day, sort of halfway through the day, I
Speaker 9: sat myself down on a big concrete pillar and proceeded
Speaker 9: to fall asleep.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. When you're that tired, sitting down, that's it.
Speaker 2: You just catch a little bit of VERSI how long
Speaker 2: were you sleep for?
Speaker 6: I'm not sure.
Speaker 9: I woke up to one of the boys pouring a
Speaker 9: bottle of water down my throat.
Speaker 2: That's nice. Yeah, all right, tight, Thanks you Cole. I
Speaker 2: have a good weekend you too, mate. But Jared, Hello, hello, Jared.
Speaker 2: Off you go? Then where you.
Speaker 10: I was at a heavy metal concert an little band
Speaker 10: called ex Attack, and like the previous speaking, we're dealing
Speaker 10: with drowsy and put my head down for a minute,
Speaker 10: and I was told about two hours later that I
Speaker 10: was actually asleep inside the speaker.
Speaker 2: Had a heavy metal concert? You mentioned me, not just
Speaker 2: fall a sleep? Not not off, but for two hours,
Speaker 2: two hours the hours there to.
Speaker 3: It, and you crawled inside a speaker like a cat
Speaker 3: would crawl inside the engine of a car.
Speaker 2: You can do that if you were tired at heavy
Speaker 2: metal gigs, crawl in the speaker the vibrations, and that
Speaker 2: would be evil. The worst place to be inside the
Speaker 2: speaker a metal gig. I can fall asleep anywhere many
Speaker 2: This is amazing. It's certain new Friday feature. We can't
Speaker 2: get on fall asleep. We try out in various places.
Speaker 3: Send him to different work site to call across the city.
Speaker 2: A right, I have a great weekend, mate, Thanks you cool.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commells show podcast songs this week.
Speaker 2: Then I told them you weren't here. Yes, I sat
Speaker 2: down on the team and said, listen so many songs
Speaker 2: that you guys are putting forward. There's nothing to get.
Speaker 2: What are we doing? I want it that way when
Speaker 2: you were selfish? What are we doing with this? They
Speaker 2: put here in brackets weirdly specific food orders. It wants
Speaker 2: to hear that I have chicks, but I have the
Speaker 2: mayonnaise on the side. Hey, I have a thousand dollars
Speaker 2: for our corner of the week. I pray. There's a
Speaker 2: land on that ever break, So I'd rather hear the
Speaker 2: song than do the phone. And that is our Friday banger. Okay,
Speaker 2: things getting stuck? Yeah, all right, I can't go for that. Brackets, No,
Speaker 2: can do end of Brackets team.
Speaker 3: What's their suggestion for that?
Speaker 2: What have you been banned from? That's the songs about
Speaker 2: being banned from something that.
Speaker 4: I actually like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't go to Bunnings anymore. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2: I'd just rather hear that whole of oat song into
Speaker 2: Bank Street Boys. Okay, all right? And then they this one.
Speaker 2: This has been hanging around circling in the plughole for
Speaker 2: a couple of months. Who've been talking about when is
Speaker 2: the Friday? We're going to do this one for backside stories.
Speaker 2: Let's spin the wheel, see what it lands on. Just
Speaker 2: give us twenty seconds. It sounds terrible, Just give you
Speaker 2: twenty sept a Friday at especially you're in a blender,
Speaker 2: isn't it? They said, you're fair? What's that right that
Speaker 2: spins you? Oh? Backside stories?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Backside stories? Who has had something happen? I mean, with
Speaker 2: great asking this, who has had something happen to their back.
Speaker 3: But remembers the wheel that chose. We didn't want to
Speaker 3: do this, the wheel chose.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, thank you for committing to it.
Speaker 2: Do any of us have a backside story? I sat
Speaker 2: on a metallic hair brush this week.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 2: It's painful. It's for the one of the dogs, the
Speaker 2: German shepherd dog. And the kids have just left it
Speaker 2: on the couch, you know when they say and it's
Speaker 2: solid to get the fur out. It's like, really, it's
Speaker 2: like a medieval torture device. And you know, I was
Speaker 2: sat down to watch the TV with the takeaway the
Speaker 2: other night and I sat down at great speed, and
Speaker 2: I was, he goes right. The spies went right up
Speaker 2: into my left well top and I said, I said,
Speaker 2: why would you leave it like that to the dogs?
Speaker 2: All right? Jack, have you got a backside story?
Speaker 3: Yeah? When I was in high school, I wanted to
Speaker 3: be a drummer for a little bit, borrowed the school
Speaker 3: drum kit and used to put songs on really really
Speaker 3: loud and drum to them. And I was pretending to
Speaker 3: be a rock star. So I stood up at one
Speaker 3: point in the song from the drum.
Speaker 2: Stool to do like a what do three four.
Speaker 3: In my bedroom? Didn't realize I'd pulled off the top
Speaker 3: of the drum stool and it had fallen off while
Speaker 3: I was going two three four, and because I was
Speaker 3: so loud in there, I couldn't hear it hit the
Speaker 3: floor and sat back down.
Speaker 2: On the pole of kind of like self impelled.
Speaker 3: If it didn't hit me in the left button. But
Speaker 3: it could have been a lot lot. Wow, you've got
Speaker 3: think what could happen?
Speaker 2: That's a phone in next week. I shiver to think,
Speaker 2: shiver to think what could have happened?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Maybe this was a mistake. I guess. If you're going
Speaker 2: to ask people on the radio, has anything happened to
Speaker 2: your backside? You're going to get stories you really don't
Speaker 2: want to hear. What about Larry's one who does that
Speaker 2: in the middle of an Italian restaurant? Anyway, all right,
Speaker 2: that wasn't the worst one. It wasn't the cyst on.
Speaker 2: I saw that one part there, So no one needs
Speaker 2: to hear about a cyst on someone's bump. My heart
Speaker 2: goes out, thank you for service. Anyway, let's go to
Speaker 2: these backside stories because the will landed on. All right, my,
Speaker 2: you're up first. What's your backside story?
Speaker 9: Great?
Speaker 11: Well, Christian, I was running in cross country in high
Speaker 11: school and I ran past this cute little dog who
Speaker 11: decided he was going to have a nibble, runs up,
Speaker 11: takes a big bike, his blood all running down my leg.
Speaker 11: Dog realizes, oh goodness me, I've done something really terrible,
Speaker 11: so it just sat down and looked up at me
Speaker 11: like all apologetic. So I couldn't even get angry at
Speaker 11: the dog.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, And I love that you think the
Speaker 2: internal sort of dialogue for the dog is oh goodness me,
Speaker 2: I was a King Charles Spaniel or something like, oh
Speaker 2: goodness me. I didn't mean to draw blood. It was
Speaker 2: a fresh wound.
Speaker 11: I'm pretty sure it was something different, but it's probably
Speaker 11: not radio.
Speaker 2: Friendly, right, Okay, thank you, Mike, have a nice weekend,
Speaker 2: and bye bye, Mike. Fine. Uh, Debbie.
Speaker 8: Hi.
Speaker 12: One day I was riding my bike and I stopped
Speaker 12: a red light and another cyclist came down off a
Speaker 12: hill behind me, didn't look up and see me stopped
Speaker 12: at that red light, slammed the back of his bike
Speaker 12: straight into my right hand buttock and I ended up
Speaker 12: with a bruise on my butt the size of my hand.
Speaker 2: What I've never heard of someone sort of rear ending
Speaker 2: someone on a bicycle. Yep, ye, only in the world
Speaker 2: of cartoons, bender bender. Also when you're on a bike,
Speaker 2: what do you mean that he wasn't looking up? What
Speaker 2: else is there to do? Flagrant about how they ride
Speaker 2: a bikey, we have a book.
Speaker 12: He was looking at his front tire.
Speaker 2: Great detail around, Jebbie, great story, well told me. I
Speaker 2: have a lovely weekend. Thank you for calling. Thank you, Jadeen.
Speaker 4: My wife got bitten on the back side by a
Speaker 4: tiger and a monk monastery.
Speaker 2: There's a lot going on here, my friend, the monastery.
Speaker 2: We've got a pet tiger there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, back in back in the day when you're allowed
Speaker 4: to go to the tigers at the monastery in Thailand.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, we paid to.
Speaker 4: Go into the little cub enclosure. And obviously they're they're
Speaker 4: a little bit playful. And my wife's got in between
Speaker 4: two and it just lunge at her and it put
Speaker 4: its two paws on her hips and just pitched down
Speaker 4: on her right.
Speaker 2: Butteck, yep, it thinks it's snack tied. You know there
Speaker 2: was no Jaden. That's a great story. I have a
Speaker 2: great weekend.
Speaker 4: Thank you too, you guys, Thank you by Kim Trustan,
Speaker 4: who are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? But Mom Portney, how was your backside?
Speaker 7: My back's good now. But when I was about eighteen
Speaker 7: years old riding roller skates, they just the street I
Speaker 7: lived on, they just put fresh bitchamon and it was
Speaker 7: a down hill run and I thought it was a
Speaker 7: great idea to get on a roller skates and squat
Speaker 7: down and go down this hill absolutely flat chat and
Speaker 7: decided halfway down the hill, how am I going to stop?
Speaker 11: So I just great, great, right.
Speaker 2: Right usual Bama's a kind of rudder anger drop an anchor.
Speaker 7: Absolutely at the worst part about it destroyed the destroyed
Speaker 7: the baths all.
Speaker 2: Was wearing, oh, roller skating and bathes as well? Hell
Speaker 2: of it?
Speaker 5: Look wow wait okay, look out Kim, Wow, what a
Speaker 5: see its roller skate.
Speaker 2: Awesome came great story mate, We send your price. Have
Speaker 2: a top weekend, my roller skating friend in bathers.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o' carl's show podcast.
Speaker 2: To see what we've got tonight. Smart well, we mind
Speaker 2: that weirdy jumping Friday, Friday, knock on Fridays, the show
Speaker 2: whiffs of it right now, all small things who come
Speaker 2: into me tonight. But just a rio said, maybe when
Speaker 2: you've been airborne, what's the wish if you got skate punks?
Speaker 2: Because they always some class about they pulled a three sixty?
Speaker 2: Do they even call it? That? Is there a three sixties?
Speaker 2: A three sixty? Thank god for that. I would have
Speaker 2: sounded really old when you were blue, when you made
Speaker 2: a terrible song. And this one's still it's Nasty's how
Speaker 2: this one's on every Friday. It's not the modern rock
Speaker 2: in this feature. It's always there. You can't get rid
Speaker 2: of it. It's a nicety, all right. That's spin the morning,
Speaker 2: a horrible kaleidoscope of sound for your ears. Make it STARp.
Speaker 1: Nasty for a white.
Speaker 2: Oh no airborne doing do not call in when you
Speaker 2: pulled air on a quarter pipe? Okay? Because yeah, wow,
Speaker 2: we still got it baby, all right? So in the
Speaker 2: air tonight? What is in the air tonight?
Speaker 3: The other idea was to do what got thrown at you?
Speaker 3: So it's coming in the air tonight, it's coming through
Speaker 3: the air at you.
Speaker 2: In the night or just anytime.
Speaker 3: It can be any time.
Speaker 2: Just keep it broad, right, was it seven pm? Hang out?
Speaker 2: What's after six? All right? What got thrown at you?
Speaker 2: All right, let's give it a go. Also airborn, Well.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know what that means.
Speaker 2: When when when you when you're in the air, you
Speaker 2: might have been like you got launched into the air.
Speaker 3: What rock from like a catapipe, shot out of a
Speaker 3: cann or a catapult?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, she was trying to help me about like
Speaker 2: a catapult. We're always getting those calls. We go not
Speaker 2: today if we're not doing that yet. We've told you
Speaker 2: before about this day. Stop cudding in with that catapult.
Speaker 2: It's an amazing story.
Speaker 3: It's amazing, you said, but please not today?
Speaker 2: All right? What got thrown at you? And also when
Speaker 2: you were airborne?
Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We just spun the win of fotunes and the phone
Speaker 2: in we're going to be going with tonight is Phil
Speaker 2: Connin's in the air tonight. So what got thrown at you?
Speaker 2: And also when you've been airborne? Who do we have festival? Matt?
Speaker 6: Christian Matt, So I was airborne?
Speaker 2: Yes, Jackie the old in he heard his cutes call, Matt,
Speaker 2: when were you airborn? What happened?
Speaker 6: So I don't recommend doing yourself, but we had an
Speaker 6: inflatable raft set up in our pool. A friend of
Speaker 6: mine was on one end. I jumped off the verandah
Speaker 6: onto the other.
Speaker 2: Summon cartoon and our physics kicking. What happened? He got
Speaker 2: catapulted up in the air and got airborne.
Speaker 6: Well he only went top pool maybe a meter or so,
Speaker 6: and we're in the pool, so he was straight into water.
Speaker 3: How old were you, Matt?
Speaker 6: Early twenties?
Speaker 2: This is amazing. That's what you do is early twenties.
Speaker 2: And what's being involved before this? Uh? You knowskw yes, yes, yeah, drinking?
Speaker 2: How I be involved? Matt? That's a great one. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. You cool have a good weekend.
Speaker 6: No thanks.
Speaker 13: So justin Christian when I was sixteen, I decided to
Speaker 13: take on a big hill with my skateboard. Halfway down,
Speaker 13: I knew I was in trouble and while I didn't
Speaker 13: have a speeder, I reckonized. Going about sixty kimeters an hour.
Speaker 13: I got the speed wobble here the cemetery and I
Speaker 13: hit a bump and I reckon. I went about forty
Speaker 13: meters in the air.
Speaker 2: He was at post too much, and then we landed
Speaker 2: in the grave.
Speaker 8: Did you I landed.
Speaker 13: Next to the cemetery I had. I had a chocolate
Speaker 13: shape from McDonald's. I kept it trump with shake, but
Speaker 13: I ruined my shoulders.
Speaker 2: I almost felt that there were judges there that gave
Speaker 2: you all tens, all tens for that the perfect dismount.
Speaker 3: You all got the stars if you have a fifty
Speaker 3: meter arct, that's from the fifty meter arct to the
Speaker 3: goal square.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that milk shake fake, Those didn't spill a
Speaker 2: drop and he was doing sixty. Let's not forget at
Speaker 2: least Justin great Colt lovely. One of my favorite weeks
Speaker 2: about Justin Jackie Boy, was ho, when we get stories
Speaker 2: about what got thrown at you? I was, I don't
Speaker 2: know why, but I thought we might get stories about
Speaker 2: when you were airborm And as you appreciate, when when
Speaker 2: any radio stations does a phone in, there are some
Speaker 2: calls that are sometimes we don't quite believe them, are
Speaker 2: a bit too ott, and those are weeded out. Jack
Speaker 2: just ghost him is he politely declines the corner wait
Speaker 2: to get a load of this BS tells me a
Speaker 2: story and I go get a back. I believe it,
Speaker 2: saying no way.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, Donna, tell it is exactly as you
Speaker 3: told to me.
Speaker 2: Tell everyone what happened to you.
Speaker 14: I went to a game and it was the dime
Speaker 14: minutes of the game, really wet day. The ball hit
Speaker 14: the top of the post, came down, hit me on
Speaker 14: the back of the head, actually knocked me three rows
Speaker 14: back and alls knocked out, ended up in a break
Speaker 14: for two weeks. And the only cool thing about it,
Speaker 14: I woke up in the sub rooms after the game
Speaker 14: and Alls I would get the phase autograph.
Speaker 2: Wow, we actually one hundred percent believe this. They believe me.
Speaker 14: The ball was so heavy it.
Speaker 2: Would be you know, it's just physics.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, a ball coming down, how does it make
Speaker 3: someone get AIRBA would's wise.
Speaker 2: We get calls on those people who saw it, and
Speaker 2: they've actually they've actually seen people cancer folded from level
Speaker 2: one to level two. You're having your beer in a
Speaker 2: hot plae. Oh, Donna, I'm not laughing a bit about
Speaker 2: the neck brace as well. What a story? And what
Speaker 2: year was this?
Speaker 14: Donner would have been in the late eighties. Yeah, and
Speaker 14: such a wet day and the.
Speaker 2: Ball was so water probably would have hadded to the
Speaker 2: power of the kick. To be honest, the water, you know,
Speaker 2: if it had been a dry day, maybe only a
Speaker 2: row or two. But the water, you're looking at a
Speaker 2: three rower. As I Donna, you're a good sport thanks
Speaker 2: according it might have a nice weekend. Let's leave it there.
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