Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good Morning Jack, Morning Guy, goome onring Patsy Morning boys.
Speaker 3: Let's just take you to last night, Patsy. You were
Speaker 3: there in presence a lot of this just talking about
Speaker 3: the love for Patsy. Where would we last night? We
Speaker 3: took thirty of you out for a pizza. We pitch
Speaker 3: up in a I was there to believe it was
Speaker 3: going to be like a mini bus.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was just nothing. MANI about us a big
Speaker 4: car us.
Speaker 3: Coach that would have a Kentiki tour. And that's exactly
Speaker 3: was as they all came pouring off. I don't know
Speaker 3: if people have been drinking on the coach, but there
Speaker 3: was an air of grown up schoolies about it. People
Speaker 3: were like bouncing into the Italian restaurant to get free
Speaker 3: pizza and drinks. We picked everyone up at Richmond and
Speaker 3: then drove you to Beau Morris, this amazing pizza place,
Speaker 3: La Pizza Rea Italiana. Wherever you live, well worth some
Speaker 3: extra time to go there and have the pizzas that
Speaker 3: they tried last night. That was so good that the
Speaker 3: world number one tennis player Yannick Sinner went to two
Speaker 3: weeks ago. So this is everyone singing the pizza bus
Speaker 3: theme tune. So Rio made the original one last week.
Speaker 5: The pizza bus is coming, so hurry up and calling
Speaker 5: Dextops La Pizzai to try the Maga rita. Nobody will
Speaker 5: be lonely with none's Canaloney, why don't you come and
Speaker 5: join us from Richmond to Bombaris.
Speaker 3: Brilliant And then last night on the Koniki pizza bus
Speaker 3: you were left hanging there one more time. I think
Speaker 3: everyone is that what you try to do.
Speaker 4: At the end, were like, no, no, no, yeah, it's
Speaker 4: Tuesday nightmate, don't push it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: It did loose steam and they were they were stone cold, sober. Yeah,
Speaker 6: a very good effort, but I think they were fueled
Speaker 6: by they were all very giddy and excited.
Speaker 4: But also you know when people get angry.
Speaker 6: And there was a bit of an edge there was.
Speaker 4: They were a bit delirious, they.
Speaker 6: Were a bit angry, they were a bit hungry, and
Speaker 6: so I think that was the energy you'll picking.
Speaker 3: We literally took over this pizza restaurant they opened up
Speaker 3: for the night in a big, long family feast table.
Speaker 4: We took up every chair in the restaurant.
Speaker 3: The atmosphere was brilliant, and there were three generations of
Speaker 3: Santinians all and including a little three year old boy,
Speaker 3: the grandson Piero, this beautiful little boy, all working there
Speaker 3: last night, and they didn't stop topping everyone's drinks, more
Speaker 3: and more pizzas. Was there a nuts and a pizza
Speaker 3: at some point we're come this morning going a chocolate pizza.
Speaker 3: I haven't had any calves night two and a half weeks.
Speaker 3: I made up for it last night, had calves coming
Speaker 3: out my eyes and sick.
Speaker 4: I'll love a bit in the teller. But what felt
Speaker 4: like five pizzas per person. You don't want pizza to dessert.
Speaker 3: Well, let's just tick off the pizza. So we had
Speaker 3: the world famous Nix Centner pizza, which is a margarita
Speaker 3: with this beautiful Sardinian prosciutto. That was the start pizza.
Speaker 3: Then there was a prawn one, Then there was one
Speaker 3: where the pepperoni one. Then there was one which no
Speaker 3: one needed, which was chips on top.
Speaker 4: What do you mean like hot chips not even placed
Speaker 4: on top, like top as if they made too many
Speaker 4: chips and they're like just throw them.
Speaker 3: On the actually got the feeling and they were looking
Speaker 3: at the people who were just eating everything, and well,
Speaker 3: just chuck some chips, you know, just feed their little monkeys,
Speaker 3: bloat them up.
Speaker 4: You know what. They told us that is the most
Speaker 4: popular pizza in Italy, really, the pizza with chips on
Speaker 4: the top.
Speaker 3: You're joking too.
Speaker 4: And then I had to get somebody else Italy.
Speaker 3: You know, it's famous, these beautiful pasta dishes.
Speaker 4: So the first guy dropped it off. He goes this,
Speaker 4: this next one, the most popular pizza in Italy. Come on,
Speaker 4: he's having a go. So I called the owner over Julia,
Speaker 4: and she said, no, it's true. When I was I
Speaker 4: spent two years in Italy, nobody eats a normal pizza.
Speaker 4: All my friends always ordered chips on a pizza.
Speaker 7: You're joking, So what is it? It's like the bass
Speaker 7: with the.
Speaker 4: Sword, hot chips dumbed off it?
Speaker 3: Now, that's it. Jack's right. They're not placed, you know,
Speaker 3: like pepperoni is placed. Isn't they trying to work out
Speaker 3: bers slice? There's three bits it is. They just emptied
Speaker 3: the back.
Speaker 4: It's a pyramid.
Speaker 3: Then it was canaloni as well.
Speaker 4: And the catalonies are the size of the hot dog,
Speaker 4: which is in my shoes.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 3: No, honestly, it's a it's a lot of food. And
Speaker 3: then I guess we'd be the same if someone said
Speaker 3: free drinks. But some people not just double parts a
Speaker 3: new one. I saw a lady sat near me triple
Speaker 3: part Tuesday night. Some of them are going to wake
Speaker 3: up this morning, Carbi, blow tea and hungover. But I
Speaker 3: hope you had a lovely time. It was. It was
Speaker 3: a really good night. There was a couple there. There
Speaker 3: was a woman who is Judy give birth the baby
Speaker 3: child number three in six weeks time, and she has
Speaker 3: this Irish husband called Shane. Shane is the spitting image
Speaker 3: of Novak Djokovic kid. Perhaps when he got the coach,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh did we pick him? Because it
Speaker 3: no just randomly he looks everywhere he goes during the
Speaker 3: open we go you you know, he said three weeks ago,
Speaker 3: so it was the end of the first week he
Speaker 3: get this sent Imagine the scene, right, You're at a
Speaker 3: BP garage, You're filling up a commodore. Right, it's obviously
Speaker 3: not Novak Djokovic driving a knackered old commodore. Or maybe
Speaker 3: there's a kind of ploy, you know, undercover celebrity and
Speaker 3: someone actually goes up to him and goes, I, no,
Speaker 3: you don't want to make a big fuss, but I
Speaker 3: know you know that. He goes, I'm not with a
Speaker 3: very strong Irish accent. I'm not Novak Djokovic, and he
Speaker 3: was like, okay, I saw him pretending to be Irish.
Speaker 4: Driving your secret safe with me.
Speaker 3: He's hiding in plaining sights.
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Speaker 3: I want to start timing their response time because apparently
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Speaker 4: The fastest we've ever seen them come in here from
Speaker 4: something we've said on the shows when you made fun
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Speaker 3: Up the Okay, Ben, there's going to be another test tomorrow.
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Speaker 3: Cain and j would not have that situation. They'd have
Speaker 3: a diamonte mouse mout or someone whose job it was
Speaker 3: to operate Carl's mouth mouse out mouse guy, if I
Speaker 3: know he has actually has a mouse. So yeah, my
Speaker 3: mouse is jamed. So when you've got your breath back,
Speaker 3: But that is very good, eighteens. Let's testing again tomorrow,
Speaker 3: this new rapid testing during the week.
Speaker 4: So do you want him to fix it now or
Speaker 4: do you want him to.
Speaker 3: He is down there awkwardly and half of them. Patsy,
Speaker 3: what happened to you yesterday?
Speaker 7: I got told off at the pool yesterday? I went
Speaker 7: for my regular swim And is this the aqua aerobic Yeah,
Speaker 7: well yes, yes, and.
Speaker 3: Nor isn't it? It feels like it isn't.
Speaker 7: No, it's not actually aqua aerobics, but it's aqua fit.
Speaker 4: So it's the that's the one we've got like the
Speaker 4: bar on the bench but it's at the.
Speaker 3: Bottom of the pool, the bench press. It's actually just
Speaker 3: a canal throw from a nearby gym.
Speaker 4: It's on an exercise bike bike as aqua fit.
Speaker 7: I was going i'd finished, and as I go across
Speaker 7: the pool, you know the ropes, the lane rope things,
Speaker 7: the plastic things, I just like pull them down, like
Speaker 7: push them down and shimmy over the top of Well,
Speaker 7: that's what I found out yesterday because I hear this
Speaker 7: whistle whistle, whistle, whistle, ma'm ma'am, And I'm thinking, is
Speaker 7: he talking to me?
Speaker 4: No, it can't be.
Speaker 7: Me too, And many points he goes, excuse me, you
Speaker 7: lady there, and I thought, oh my god, this pimply
Speaker 7: faced little lifeguarden. I said, yes, I thought I have
Speaker 7: I like lost my togs or something. Am I what's
Speaker 7: going on?
Speaker 3: He said?
Speaker 7: Can you please refrain from going over the top of
Speaker 7: the lane ropes. You're to go under them? And I said, oh,
Speaker 7: I didn't. Sorry, I wasn't aware. I could not see.
Speaker 3: You don't even see that at the Olympics. So then
Speaker 3: I start clambering on the over into like a ninja
Speaker 3: or cell. Course.
Speaker 7: Do you know why I don't like going under the
Speaker 7: is because I have this really deep set anxiety that
Speaker 7: I'm going to get stuck under there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, actually, because conference about two inches tracked
Speaker 3: under something which is about three percent of the size
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 4: Get up from under technically would have been possible.
Speaker 7: Sensation of like like the rope getting stuck on the
Speaker 7: back of my neck.
Speaker 4: And holding me.
Speaker 3: You just blow it off.
Speaker 7: No, it's just this horrible sensation anyway, So I got
Speaker 7: told off. I felt like a five year old that you.
Speaker 3: Could have been been told off when you were grown
Speaker 3: up by And well, I bet it was just a
Speaker 3: young obviously a young kid like.
Speaker 7: You said was he was, you know, it's like after.
Speaker 4: And he blew the whistler, blow the whistle at me,
Speaker 4: and everybody would be turning around looking at the.
Speaker 3: Because I guess it's people waters it people just doing
Speaker 3: laps and doing the workout.
Speaker 7: Doing everyone's exercising in this But you're like, you know,
Speaker 7: there's four or five pools and this one is where
Speaker 7: everyone's exercising and like working out and doing whatever they do.
Speaker 7: Doing that shame total off, like I should be in
Speaker 7: the kids pool.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I think that I have over the years of doing
Speaker 3: breakfast shows and hearing people often chomping on a bit
Speaker 3: of food or trying not to make it clear that
Speaker 3: they're trying to wolf down the breakfast and carry a conversation.
Speaker 3: On a breakfast show, I think I can sometimes have
Speaker 3: a pretty good guest with a pretty good hit rate
Speaker 3: of what you have for breakfast. Yesterday I found that
Speaker 3: I still had what I call the gift Jenny, good morning, Hello,
Speaker 3: someone's doing breakfast? That sounded like a breakfast bowl weet bix.
Speaker 9: It was sorry, yeah.
Speaker 3: One from Wow Marvel, isn't it but headline? One hundred percent?
Speaker 3: One hundred percent hit rate? So I asked Rio to
Speaker 3: make some production while we test this again this morning
Speaker 3: with a bigger sample size.
Speaker 10: What's that in your ball? In your breakfast ball? All
Speaker 10: Brand or Uncle Toby's rolls?
Speaker 4: What's that in your ball?
Speaker 10: In your breakfast ball Geea or gogi or ham and
Speaker 10: cheese toasty?
Speaker 3: I can guess what's in that bowl? And it's a turd?
Speaker 4: Wow Wow. I definitely had Laura, you know what, we're
Speaker 4: all carp head heavy.
Speaker 3: We had a lot of pizza last night, Canoni. It's
Speaker 3: that's all you can expect in the morning. That what's
Speaker 3: that the demo track before the actual singer comes in
Speaker 3: and really not sell apart. Why's that like a click
Speaker 3: track of it? Nic call it and the ball?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, five shows a week and the Wen's Easter break.
Speaker 3: God's that in your ball? All right? Why don't you
Speaker 3: test the gift. You don't even need to be eating
Speaker 3: a breakfast. I'll just have a little chat with you
Speaker 3: and then I will have a guess what you might
Speaker 3: just do it again.
Speaker 4: To hear the clink of the spoon or the flour.
Speaker 3: Just from your voice, I could tell that you wouldn't
Speaker 3: be someone who could have much food doing in the morning.
Speaker 3: You'd be a gojoo berry man. Maybe some pancakes, but
Speaker 3: definitely a shack.
Speaker 4: I would never have pre show pancakes you used to have.
Speaker 6: I would say around the twenty one year old you
Speaker 6: wouldn't make right could get up with you and she
Speaker 6: would make you pancakes or the show pancakes.
Speaker 4: True, I did it again.
Speaker 3: Now that two from two? Does that make it?
Speaker 11: Two?
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter? Wow? To even go to have a retro
Speaker 3: clairvoy Hey do you remember that years ago?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: I forgot about that. That's the gift, all right? So
Speaker 3: two from two? Can I go three from three? Oh?
Speaker 3: My god? See already just hearing speak again pants and
Speaker 3: I just close myne so I can tune into it.
Speaker 3: It's heavy caffeine breath coming through when Patsy talks. Now
Speaker 3: it is as someone who chugs it is. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: didn't get the rum. Now it is. There's a captain here,
Speaker 3: is Captain Morgan Navy rum, old spice rum. The Captain's here,
Speaker 3: all right, call in now, I will guess what you've
Speaker 3: have for breakfast? Nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 3: Already I can tell Caller number two Pete has had.
Speaker 2: Toast Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday chatting to one of you TOWNI having a breakfast
Speaker 3: and I could work out what it was. How it's
Speaker 3: called the gift Jenny, good morning, Hello, someone's doing breakfast?
Speaker 3: That sound like a breakfast bowl wheat pix it was sorry.
Speaker 3: Over two thousand people called the station yesterday going how
Speaker 3: did how did that? How did you do it?
Speaker 4: Is it like a David Copperfield smoking mirrors? How did
Speaker 4: your cant tricks edits? What was in there?
Speaker 3: What's his stoos? Does he know that? Mystery lady Jenny?
Speaker 3: Or is it his wife Sarah? You know? And they
Speaker 3: go around Australia Conning by guyed local Pete with this
Speaker 3: amazing gift.
Speaker 10: What's that in your ball? In your breakfast ball?
Speaker 3: All brand?
Speaker 10: Or Uncle Toby's rolls?
Speaker 9: What's that in.
Speaker 10: Your ball in your breakfast ball? Geeya or gogi or
Speaker 10: ham and cheese toasty?
Speaker 3: All right, team, So line them up. I'll have a
Speaker 3: quick chat and then i'll take a It won't be
Speaker 3: a guest, but I'll have a good idea of what
Speaker 3: they have or will be having for breakfast or would
Speaker 3: normally have. All right, so we're starting with zero at
Speaker 3: the time, despite it could be a great a lucky guest. Yesterday.
Speaker 4: You can have one point on the board for yesterday.
Speaker 3: Okay, take all points off the board. It's a fresh game, guys,
Speaker 3: we go now. Who we got here? Andrew? Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 8: I'm a buildings and grands manager for a school and
Speaker 8: had breakfast to be twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 3: And this is something regular. You have more or less
Speaker 3: the same thing Monday to Friday.
Speaker 1: That's correct, right here?
Speaker 3: Do you have have bran?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Come on, come on now, I'm starting to think, come.
Speaker 3: I just do you have brand Oh my god, I'll
Speaker 3: take that. Your the callers. Okay, that's one. Thank you, Andrew,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Okay, so all right, who have
Speaker 3: we got here? This is Joseph. Good morning, Joseph high Christian,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Joseph. Okay, so I'm guessing what you have
Speaker 3: for breakfast? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep?
Speaker 3: And how are How old are you Joseph?
Speaker 9: I'm nine nine?
Speaker 3: Okay, right, and Joseph, do you like to have the
Speaker 3: same thing for breakfast or do you? Do you mix
Speaker 3: it up? Sometimes you might have cereal, sometimes you might
Speaker 3: have something else.
Speaker 13: I like to mix it up.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, you're mixing it out right. They put
Speaker 3: through a testy one for corner two? Do you is
Speaker 3: it fruit you're going to have today? A little bit
Speaker 3: of fruit?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: What will he be having today? Joseph?
Speaker 4: I had fruit cheesyes, oh that is pretty come on.
Speaker 4: But it's that he's contacting the other side of whatever
Speaker 4: he does with his magic, and he's heard pretty much
Speaker 4: fifty percent of what he said.
Speaker 3: The other side whispers it doesn't yell at your patsy,
Speaker 3: and I hear fruits fruitsy, And okay, that's what I
Speaker 3: guess sometimes you, I like Joseph enjoy the fruity bites.
Speaker 1: Yep, we will.
Speaker 3: Jade didn't he of life already sounds sad to see
Speaker 3: the weight of the world on his shoulders for a
Speaker 3: young nine year old.
Speaker 4: So far, I'm very impressed.
Speaker 3: Alex Alexandra, good morning, Good morning, Christian. Cheer something to
Speaker 3: do with cheer cheer pudding, cheer seeds cheer one hundred
Speaker 3: percent kidding? Which one? Cheer pudding?
Speaker 13: Cheer pudding?
Speaker 3: Yea. I haven't ocome to any of these callers.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm going to make it a sum show.
Speaker 4: It's the first day that Christian's daughter's working on the show's.
Speaker 3: How are you? How tare you?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: This is what a way to treat someone who's gifted. What? Okay?
Speaker 3: Line up? Three more? Okay, line up three more?
Speaker 4: Well, take Ruby away from the phone.
Speaker 3: You do that? Come on your phone, ins, take the phone.
Speaker 4: Put the phone here.
Speaker 3: I have no phone anywhere near me. Have we got here? Jenny?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Hello, Good morning, Jenny, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hi guys, how are you this morning?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm good Jenny. And do you like to have the
Speaker 3: same kind of thing during the working week? Jenny?
Speaker 15: I do?
Speaker 8: I have it seven days a week and I've had
Speaker 8: the same thing for the last four and a half years.
Speaker 3: Wow, Jenny, I'm willing to say it's quite hard to
Speaker 3: get hold of the raw materials right now? Is to
Speaker 3: do with eggs? It's scrambled eggs. Oh, no way, yes,
Speaker 3: no way, scrambled eggs. There's no anywhere near me, Jack,
Speaker 3: How do I know?
Speaker 4: How do I know?
Speaker 3: Jenny? Have we spoken before?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: We haven't.
Speaker 3: All right, there is a mole in I don't like this.
Speaker 3: This is how they would have felt about Elvis. They
Speaker 3: didn't trust him. This think this, it smells of the gift?
Speaker 14: All right?
Speaker 3: What just put tim or random to mix him up.
Speaker 4: If you want, doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. We got
Speaker 4: a mole in the I suspect your.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Brad, morning guys. How are we muffins?
Speaker 14: How did you get just.
Speaker 6: What a shame?
Speaker 4: What a shame that before we all came back on
Speaker 4: this year, we had a big team meeting about you
Speaker 4: know what's important this year is honesty.
Speaker 9: One more?
Speaker 3: One more trust their gift? Trust?
Speaker 2: Trust?
Speaker 4: Can we trust?
Speaker 3: Can't read that last one? Is it Toast's find out eveling?
Speaker 3: Good morning evening? Is it Toast? Is it toast.
Speaker 15: No it's not.
Speaker 3: Oh bloody Kate, then can type correctly ruined the gift?
Speaker 2: Now the Christian O'Connell Show podcast as a.
Speaker 3: Try to put together my education and learning about Australia
Speaker 3: and the history of Australia. I still stagger to believe
Speaker 3: the events of two thousand and nine when all of
Speaker 3: you adults were handed out almost a thousand bucks by
Speaker 3: the government.
Speaker 16: The Government of Australia is today launching an unprecedented forty
Speaker 16: two billion dollar nation building and jobs plan to invest
Speaker 16: in Australia's long term economic future.
Speaker 3: And we know that worked out. Listen, they want the
Speaker 3: money bag, you idiots? What do you buy TVs? Jet
Speaker 3: skis Hey?
Speaker 4: Also, that was the most boring way to say. You're
Speaker 4: all getting nine out of dollars, which is great.
Speaker 3: I can unfind it. Yeah, oh it's one more thing,
Speaker 3: by the way, it's what go on today? Yeah, you
Speaker 3: all get a thousand bucks? See A no more questions.
Speaker 16: The Government of Australia is today launching an unprecedented forty
Speaker 16: two billion dollars nation building and jobs plan to invest
Speaker 16: in Australia's long term economic future.
Speaker 3: And what did you get? What did you buy with
Speaker 3: your money. It's in good when some people got multiple
Speaker 3: hound out so some families could have got like five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars because there were several rounds of this so
Speaker 3: U TV and it's a huge TV. It's an outdoors
Speaker 3: TV for some of your bogans. So what did you
Speaker 3: How old do you went? In two thousand and nine?
Speaker 4: Then I was twenty twenty one and I was working
Speaker 4: My first job was when I first started working in
Speaker 4: radio at Fox FM, and I was on minimum wage
Speaker 4: pretty much, and for me, nine hundred bucks was huge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it just gives you a thousand bucks, it's
Speaker 3: a lot of money.
Speaker 4: I was living in my first share house. There was
Speaker 4: so many better places for the money to go. There
Speaker 4: was so much things that could have been improved about
Speaker 4: that house. Yeah, we spent it on garage band instruments
Speaker 4: for the.
Speaker 3: Xbox, but about you don't regret anything.
Speaker 4: So we loved that. I meant the whole house could play.
Speaker 3: And so what did your mum and dad do with theirs?
Speaker 3: Did they just pay off debts and stuff like that?
Speaker 3: I don't remember. Yeah, all right, so we want to
Speaker 3: those some morning. What did you do with your rud money?
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one oh four three Sharon bought
Speaker 3: two cows now shown you can't just end it there.
Speaker 3: We need a farmer or were they just in your
Speaker 3: backyard or something? You know, some suburb in Melbourne with
Speaker 3: your two cows?
Speaker 4: And is that a good deal for two cows? I
Speaker 4: do four fifty dollars a cop.
Speaker 3: Guess that's pretty good, Philip regrettively, Christian, I spent my
Speaker 3: rud money on Essendon Football Club memberships. Stimulate the national
Speaker 3: economy hashtag bombers. Elaine went to camera to watch the
Speaker 3: Bulldogs play there. I mean bloody, how expensive was it?
Speaker 11: Then?
Speaker 3: Two thousand and nine to get to camera? Susie took
Speaker 3: it spending money on a cruise. I love this one
Speaker 3: can carrym the practical things in life. Outdoor blinds for
Speaker 3: the house, still keeping the sun out right now twenty
Speaker 3: five on stinking hot days like the last couple of days.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Kevin.
Speaker 3: Yes, Andrew Pray for his certificate in project management, changed
Speaker 3: his life. Cubby house for the kids. That is a
Speaker 3: state the art Cobby house a thousand bucks. And Pauline
Speaker 3: went to Fiji for a wedding. What did you do
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 4: I meant to do that. Actually the instruction was Australia,
Speaker 4: no overseas.
Speaker 3: Then what if you're giving it to an Australian travel company.
Speaker 4: I hope they did. If they're spending a dollar of
Speaker 4: that overseas in Fiji, is you've gone against Rudd's instructions?
Speaker 3: Naughty Naughty A two thousand and nine retro crime nine
Speaker 3: four one four one oh four three tell us what
Speaker 3: do you do with your Kevin Rudd money?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, What did.
Speaker 3: You do with your Kevin Rudd handout? In two thousand
Speaker 3: and nine just under one thousand dollars. I know Trump
Speaker 3: recently had his trump coin? Is this the earliest kind
Speaker 3: of like rud coin? Rud dollar? Georgia love he works
Speaker 3: on the show. She brought a pair of Monano Blanic
Speaker 3: shoes Georgia. That is so unbrand for you.
Speaker 7: Did it get like half like one foot?
Speaker 3: Some thongs? Some blank thongs. I wanted to be Carrie
Speaker 3: Bradshaw couldn't ford them without Kevin's input. Some of these
Speaker 3: you me and my wife put it towards our first
Speaker 3: house deposit. In twenty ten we moved into a very
Speaker 3: first home together. Christian I sad factors. I spent the
Speaker 3: money on speeding fines that have racked up. How many
Speaker 3: did you have pumping money back into the government. We
Speaker 3: brought a massive TV, forty eight inch huge for us,
Speaker 3: coming upgrading from a twenty one inch Did you go like,
Speaker 3: not that big twenty.
Speaker 4: One you finding me for the thirty two inch TV?
Speaker 4: That's sad, sad, smaller than a computer.
Speaker 3: But this was back in the day. Didn't have the
Speaker 3: big mega TVs. No, we didn't. It was just it
Speaker 3: was just that sort of carousel thing, you know, that
Speaker 3: little picture but where you flick the running man. This
Speaker 3: is actually from Huggy Huggy, Yeah, what's there?
Speaker 4: He had a twenty one inch screen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, he's still got the forty eight inch
Speaker 3: TV got with the Rudd dollars. But some of the
Speaker 3: pixels of Sady died. Christian I'd moved back to the
Speaker 3: UK three and was staying with my sister. Woke up
Speaker 3: one morning to see a load of money that had
Speaker 3: been randomly deposited by the Australian government into my bank account.
Speaker 3: I had no idea why. I thought it had been
Speaker 3: a great mistake. Brought myself a new British xbox on apples.
Speaker 3: Not really the idea. It's not stimulating the Australian economy.
Speaker 3: Christian and is born. He paid a tax step back,
Speaker 3: so I gave it straight back to the one hand
Speaker 3: from Kevin and you have it back the whole transaction
Speaker 3: half a second that comes from Rob. We've got Kylie
Speaker 3: on the line now, good morning, Kylie.
Speaker 17: Hey, hey going.
Speaker 3: I'm good. So what do you do with your rud handout?
Speaker 17: Well, I was living in the and I got a
Speaker 17: message from a friend saying check your bank account. You
Speaker 17: may get it. You may not because you're not in Australia,
Speaker 17: but you may get it. Check the bank account went
Speaker 17: right out. Let's go to Paris for the weekend.
Speaker 4: So we bought a.
Speaker 17: Couple of friends and I bought tickets and some really
Speaker 17: nice accommodation. Thanks Kevin, and lots of beautiful.
Speaker 3: Wine and amazing. You have had a great weekend as well.
Speaker 3: And Paris is so expensive. Nice wine. Had two glasses.
Speaker 3: Would be lucky to get a hundred dollars left out
Speaker 3: of that money.
Speaker 4: And you stimulated the friendship carst coin.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 17: I was really surprised that I got it, because I
Speaker 17: just thought well, I've been leaving in the UK twelve months.
Speaker 17: It wasn't like I was just there for a couple
Speaker 17: of weeks. So yeah, I've been there for twelve months.
Speaker 4: And it's funny.
Speaker 3: Crazy that people like you've got it overseas.
Speaker 4: We're getting mixed mixed feedback on whether you got it. It
Speaker 4: seems like some people got it overseas. Maybe the government
Speaker 4: didn't realize they weren't home or.
Speaker 3: Halfway through the picking up a big lunch in Paris
Speaker 3: right now a next box in London shut it down.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm sure had a great time in Paris.
Speaker 4: It was great.
Speaker 3: Thanks your story. Kylie had a good day.
Speaker 18: Thank you too.
Speaker 9: Lee.
Speaker 3: Good morning Lee, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good Lee, and I hope you having a good
Speaker 3: week so far. So what do you do with your
Speaker 3: rud handout?
Speaker 1: Wow? I was a twenty year old on my Pea place,
Speaker 1: so I got a new sub warfare and head unit
Speaker 1: for my commodore.
Speaker 3: Get in This says two thousand and nine, even at
Speaker 3: the phrase sub base being excused to call them because
Speaker 3: you got.
Speaker 4: If my friend you have one of those in his car?
Speaker 4: He was a holding as well. I hated riding with him.
Speaker 3: You're so uncomfortable that the fillings in your teeth would
Speaker 3: come out. And if you were at the traffic lights,
Speaker 3: there's always some young hoon racer like you Lee, and
Speaker 3: you just look round, see the ship box of a
Speaker 3: cartner and you're annoying everybody. In the subwarf we were
Speaker 3: more expensive than the actual car, and that is what
Speaker 3: you're spend your money on. Twenty the subwors the basemins,
Speaker 3: Great COLEI thank.
Speaker 4: You, Thank you by.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Last week on this show, then we found out that
Speaker 3: the world's number one tennis player, Yannick Sinner, had left
Speaker 3: wherever he was staying during the Australian Open and headed
Speaker 3: out to Bow Morris ban Hour's drive to go to
Speaker 3: this pizza restaurant there called La Pizzaia Italiana. And I
Speaker 3: was so fascinated by this, like the pizza must be
Speaker 3: really good for him to go all that way. I
Speaker 3: went there last Thursday night and I had this it's
Speaker 3: now called the Yannick Sinner Pizza. It was amazing. I
Speaker 3: brought one in for the team the next morning. They
Speaker 3: loved it so much we thought, why don't we take
Speaker 3: a load of you to this pizza and Anthony gave
Speaker 3: us a call from Limonette and last night, thirst of
Speaker 3: you got on to the pizza bus here where we
Speaker 3: at this radio station and we took you down to
Speaker 3: bo Morris to La Pizzaia.
Speaker 5: The pizza bus is coming, so hurry up. Been calling
Speaker 5: next La Pizza to try the Maga rita. Nobody will
Speaker 5: be lonely with none, as can the looney Why don't
Speaker 5: you come and join us from Richmond to Bombars.
Speaker 3: Yeah this was have been tuned on bits of us,
Speaker 3: but doesn't it sound better last night? You guys singing.
Speaker 9: It all right?
Speaker 3: Headlines from a big epic night last night. It was
Speaker 3: great fun. Thank you very much to Nona Rosemie, Jules
Speaker 3: the chef and dad Antonio three year old term Pero Piero,
Speaker 3: beautiful three year old boy. We had an amazing night.
Speaker 3: We were my fun boy last night. They were blur.
Speaker 3: This was their day off and night off and they
Speaker 3: all came in to open up the restaurant just for
Speaker 3: everyone there. It was great. Headlines. What do you think
Speaker 3: the bit I've got the bit, I've got the receipt
Speaker 3: here this oh, we were there two hours, two hours
Speaker 3: with some very hungry listeners and Thursday. Looking at the
Speaker 3: drinks here on a school night, this is a big
Speaker 3: three foot you reckon it was a meter of I've
Speaker 3: got a proper old.
Speaker 4: School No, it won't be the pizzas. It will be
Speaker 4: the bottles of wine that started clinking around by the
Speaker 4: end of the meal. I reckon. You're probably looking at
Speaker 4: probably close to one hundred dollars per head to I
Speaker 4: three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Patsy, what's your guess total? Looking at the total bill here.
Speaker 7: We're talking grog, I'm going to say five geez.
Speaker 3: Five thousands there. Two hours we've gone that functional alcoholic listeners.
Speaker 3: Actually haven't been to quite a few events. One seven
Speaker 3: hundred and thirteen dollars and eighty three yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah. All right. Some other headlines. So the the
Speaker 3: Yannick Ciner pizza mainly that was the pizza we had
Speaker 3: day sports, with loads of other diferent types of pizza
Speaker 3: as well. And on this Yanix and a pizza it's
Speaker 3: a margarita with the imports it from Sardinia where the
Speaker 3: Italian chef made all these beautiful pizzas Antonio is from,
Speaker 3: and the proscuccio is layered like rashures of bacon, and
Speaker 3: so actually when you come to cut it or pick
Speaker 3: up a slice, you drag like a sleeping bag on procuto.
Speaker 4: It was my only contention with the whole night is
Speaker 4: the they cut the pizza and then they must lay
Speaker 4: the prescudo on top of to keep pizza cuts, because
Speaker 4: then thedo is not cut up. No, so you have
Speaker 4: a very awkward time with right, yeah, people, you're breaking
Speaker 4: and pulling your fingers across different bits of protudo, trying
Speaker 4: to break it up into parts. I didn't. I wasn't
Speaker 4: a big fan of that. It was delicious, can I say?
Speaker 6: Sitting next to Jack, it was actually very uncomfortable the
Speaker 6: way he was speaking to the waiter about it, because.
Speaker 4: I heard this complain. I didn't complain.
Speaker 3: It's actually worse.
Speaker 4: He was man explaining pizza to an Italian person. Comes
Speaker 4: over and Jack say, oh, could you cut the presudo.
Speaker 3: Skips?
Speaker 4: Did you try to cut it with your knife? It
Speaker 4: wouldn't really cut because this cut.
Speaker 3: I was there with producer Kitling. We were cutting it
Speaker 3: quite easily. With Caitlin. Did you have any problem cutting
Speaker 3: that pizza at all.
Speaker 4: Not a problem at all. Easy, Well, we must have
Speaker 4: got thicker protudo.
Speaker 3: Then you go, and I'll tell you what. Rio, You've
Speaker 3: got some. You've got some front basically co colding an
Speaker 3: Italian grandfather. You don't do that, dancing with the nanna
Speaker 3: in front of him for way too long.
Speaker 4: Dan, poor guy who was there behind the bar making
Speaker 4: sure everyone got their drinks. And then Rio gets up
Speaker 4: and dances with his wife.
Speaker 3: I don't know what italianaires are co colding, but it
Speaker 3: was uncomfortable for us all to see. It went on
Speaker 3: for about seven minutes too long, dancing around, swirling around
Speaker 3: a young man, your biceps wristling like that. It was
Speaker 3: too much.
Speaker 4: None of Rosemary came on to me, what are you
Speaker 4: You admit it was romantic?
Speaker 3: You are going to wake up with a pizza head
Speaker 3: in your.
Speaker 4: Not Rosy was giving me the eyes.
Speaker 9: We were clapping.
Speaker 4: She comes over to me.
Speaker 3: I was just innocantly standing there. Mind then me replay
Speaker 3: the footage. Honeymoon here, granddad behind the bar, cleaning glasses.
Speaker 4: I've got this one, Pops, and those Tuesday night dance
Speaker 4: classes are working for some moved the running man whether Nonna.
Speaker 4: He honestly went on for so long, so they had
Speaker 4: We were all clapping hey hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 3: Hey, and then then Jack at the same time. I
Speaker 3: just heard the grand to.
Speaker 19: Go hey, I had just said, I said, because it
Speaker 19: went on for a few minutes.
Speaker 4: I said, a few minutes, it went on.
Speaker 3: It just shove an hour. We were leaving turn the
Speaker 3: lights office midnight real stop. But now, man, I.
Speaker 19: Said, I said, this, dads guess and she looks at me,
Speaker 19: she goes, it could go on forever away.
Speaker 3: Well, wait, let's play missus Robinson.
Speaker 2: Here Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 3: Coming up next time. The lines are open nine four
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three Wednesday on this show
Speaker 3: means what are the odds your stories of coincidence and chance.
Speaker 6: Believe it or not?
Speaker 10: What are the odds you gotta beshing me? Like, were
Speaker 10: you with Cheryl who married a Hunt who works weird?
Speaker 9: The Cheryl.
Speaker 10: Who married a Hunt as well?
Speaker 20: Ten years ago, I decided to take my little child
Speaker 20: to the Grampians who were splicing around in the little
Speaker 20: pool's area, and my son lost his dummy. Last weekend
Speaker 20: we actually went back to the same falls with another
Speaker 20: son of Morne and Lo and behold, I'm having to
Speaker 20: find my son's dummy.
Speaker 11: I have three brothers, Peter, Greg and Shane. My ex
Speaker 11: husband was Peter, My next partner was Shane, and now
Speaker 11: I'm looking for Greg.
Speaker 13: I moved to Australia from New Zealand and I had
Speaker 13: to get a criminal check for work and it turns
Speaker 13: out there's a going Australia with his extro name and
Speaker 13: birthday as me and he's a criminal.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, man, nice try that old chest and
Speaker 3: it's definitely not me. Not me? All right? What are
Speaker 3: the odds your stories of coincidence and chances she could
Speaker 3: be picking up one thousand dollars with your story this
Speaker 3: morning on nine four one four one four three to
Speaker 3: get us going, you have one.
Speaker 4: I got a freshy from last night. As we were
Speaker 4: walking to the pizza restaurant to meet thirty listeners. There
Speaker 4: I bumped into somebody. She said, oh my god, Jack,
Speaker 4: you're from the Christian Show. I said, yes, yes, come on,
Speaker 4: you're going the wrong way the pizza shops up here.
Speaker 4: She said, Now, I'm not coming to the pizza shop.
Speaker 4: I just around the.
Speaker 3: Corner right by the restaurant.
Speaker 4: You know who she was. The name's Melissa. She gave
Speaker 4: us one of the all time great stories of her,
Speaker 4: Nona in the boot and then going to Hungry Jack.
Speaker 3: Feels like there's a theme in the last seven of
Speaker 3: the show. Nona, this was a great call.
Speaker 8: One of my little twins is like, we're taking on
Speaker 8: the Hungry Jacks. My mother's in the boots because it
Speaker 8: couldn't fit her in the car because there's all seven
Speaker 8: of us in this car. We've got into Hungry Jacks.
Speaker 8: We're all sitting down figuring out how to order.
Speaker 1: The next minute, I've gone, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, oh my god.
Speaker 19: With mom.
Speaker 4: We turn around and I beyonder is the boots still.
Speaker 7: Trying to get out of it.
Speaker 3: It still makes me laugh that story. It's so good.
Speaker 3: What are the odds you call the show? The show
Speaker 3: is in your neighborhood? What are the odds? Minds are
Speaker 3: blowing every morning at eight am? Okay, no, it's actually
Speaker 3: irresponsible radio. We're misbehaving doing this. You know the other
Speaker 3: lot they're behavior Now go figure name hashtag adults.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go strangch with stories of coincidence and
Speaker 3: chance one of you could be getting a thousand dollars
Speaker 3: for our instant caller of the week for your story.
Speaker 3: So if you've never called a radio show, this is
Speaker 3: a perfect thing. You might be set on a story
Speaker 3: that could be the next call of the week for
Speaker 3: your story of coincidence and chance we'd call it. What
Speaker 3: are the odds? You got it? My friend? You whether today,
Speaker 3: Pats or I just read a book? Okay, so good
Speaker 3: on the kindel. No, not really, No, it's live radio.
Speaker 3: There are no second takes, No four one four one
Speaker 3: oh four three. Mary Lou is that you? Yes, Hello,
Speaker 3: Mary Lou.
Speaker 10: What are the odds?
Speaker 3: What are the odds? Great name as well, Mary Lou.
Speaker 8: Oh my lord, this is about a horse as well. Yeah,
Speaker 8: it's one hundred to one. So we bought a check
Speaker 8: down at a beach house about two years ago, speaking
Speaker 8: to the builder to make it Liverpool because it's a
Speaker 8: bit of a run down place. Said find anything unusual
Speaker 8: around the house? He said, oh, just an old bit
Speaker 8: of newspaper. My brother had a new race horse that
Speaker 8: dad bought him when he was fifteen and at won
Speaker 8: and I drove off and came back he said, I
Speaker 8: found an old piece of newspaper, that's all. But I
Speaker 8: kept it because I like old things. Picked up the
Speaker 8: piece of paper sixty six years old, as big as
Speaker 8: my hand. At the top of it, it said Tally Tim,
Speaker 8: and that was the name of his horse. I looked inside.
Speaker 8: I looked inside the piece of newspaper, and I had
Speaker 8: my mum and Dad's name and two of their race horses.
Speaker 8: It was the only bit of paper out of the
Speaker 8: truth newspaper sixty six years ago.
Speaker 9: I said to my brother.
Speaker 8: I told my brother. He said, Dad, I had to
Speaker 8: lease the horse back to Dad because I couldn't own
Speaker 8: it because I was too young. I went to that
Speaker 8: race meeting with Dad and we won so much money
Speaker 8: because light Fingers. I don't know whether you remember, light
Speaker 8: Fingers was the other horse against him. He was never
Speaker 8: going to beat light Fingers. Dad put the half.
Speaker 3: You remember, remember you would have been thirty at the time.
Speaker 8: Perhaps, And this piece of paper was only as big
Speaker 8: as my hand.
Speaker 3: Wow, is amazing, incredible story, Marrier, I know. I know.
Speaker 4: Also funny that you're done gifted fifty a bracehorse.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that at least it back to Dad because he
Speaker 8: couldn't own a race horse.
Speaker 3: Because he was too little for reasons because you're yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: And my dad died four weeks later. Oh wow, this
Speaker 8: is this is sixty six years ago.
Speaker 3: Amazing story, isn't it. Yeah? Yeah, thank you very much
Speaker 3: for sharing. Mary Lou. Have a good day.
Speaker 9: Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3: Tom. Good morning, morning, Christian, good morning. Believe it or not.
Speaker 14: Playing golf at packing Them Golf Club with a mate
Speaker 14: his name's Tom as well, and his golf buggy went
Speaker 14: into the creek and then we pulled it out and
Speaker 14: his phone had fallen into the creek. So I wanted
Speaker 14: to take me shoes himself. No, Hey said, the phone
Speaker 14: will be dead anyway. So we were walking across the
Speaker 14: bridge a long time later, and we'd had a flood
Speaker 14: there the night before, and lo and behold the phone
Speaker 14: was sitting on the bridge and I picked it up
Speaker 14: and said Tommy, he said, here's your phone. And he
Speaker 14: looked at it. He said it could be. He took
Speaker 14: it home and he said me, the next time we
Speaker 14: played golf, he said that was my phone. He said,
Speaker 14: I still had the same numbers in the box in
Speaker 14: the garage at hut six years later. I wouldn't believe that,
Speaker 14: would believe.
Speaker 3: It felt like it was like two minutes later lumber.
Speaker 3: It was on a bridge, and we like that. It's
Speaker 3: just there.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, integral part of the shoes pot. But also
Speaker 4: I was worried at the up that they were both
Speaker 4: named Tom. And that was the.
Speaker 14: Actually when we started playing together, the lads the golf,
Speaker 14: the never ment Tom Tom.
Speaker 3: Remember those Thank you Tom, thank you very much. You're
Speaker 3: going to put that in that golf But you're planning
Speaker 3: to write on yourvanic notes Paul, good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Paul, What are hello? You there? Yeah?
Speaker 21: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What's the story.
Speaker 18: So I was going to barbers a few weeks ago
Speaker 18: and the barber says to me, He goes, oh, what's
Speaker 18: your name? And I said, oh, it's Paul. And there
Speaker 18: was four other people in there, and the guy next
Speaker 18: to me goes, oh, my name's Paul. The barber says,
Speaker 18: my name is Paul, and the other guy says, oh,
Speaker 18: my name is Paul.
Speaker 15: So I thought, what are the odds?
Speaker 9: So I took a photograph.
Speaker 18: It was just one of the odds.
Speaker 4: It was bizarre.
Speaker 3: So let's just cat off. How many pools are we
Speaker 3: talking about? Four?
Speaker 8: Four?
Speaker 18: Pools and there was only four people in the barbers
Speaker 18: all cold pools, one.
Speaker 3: Of my favorite ones. What are the odds? Wow?
Speaker 18: Four pools, four poles, and I've got a photo to
Speaker 18: prove it.
Speaker 9: Doesn't back it up.
Speaker 3: This have all got their birth certificates of passports.
Speaker 18: I thought this was going to come in handy one day.
Speaker 3: When will that day come? Never? One of the fab
Speaker 3: four pools. I love it, Paul, It's a great story.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. All right, that's where it goes.
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one oh four three. Your stories
Speaker 3: of coincidence and chance, share them now.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Right now, What are the Odds? Every Wednesday on the
Speaker 3: show we hear these incredible stories like the four pool
Speaker 3: That's what I'm always going to, the four pool story
Speaker 3: in the barber's there. Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 3: four three, Karinn, what have you got for us? Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 1: The odds were that I was in CD and went
Speaker 1: to the casino. We'll watch this Feller play and he
Speaker 1: wasn't winning anything, and I said, you know what, what
Speaker 1: are the odds? Let's just hang around and yet see
Speaker 1: what he gets. He walked away with pretty much nothing
Speaker 1: in his pocket. We went there and I said, let's
Speaker 1: just put twenty dollars in. Let's see what we can get.
Speaker 1: On my third hit. I got a feature and in
Speaker 1: that feature I won ten grand.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's pretty good shoes.
Speaker 3: Ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah from twenty happy yep, yep from twenty dollars.
Speaker 3: What are the odds?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you gotta I guess play for you this.
Speaker 4: I don't think we should encourage that he's super super
Speaker 4: likely with those.
Speaker 3: The next thousand calls for people who've lost thousands, not
Speaker 3: one that that is a freak occurrence. The house always wins.
Speaker 3: An amazing story. Thank you all right, kwent, Thank you
Speaker 3: very much. Simon. Good morning, Simon.
Speaker 15: Hello, how are you going.
Speaker 3: We're good, Welcome to the show, Simon. And what's your story?
Speaker 3: Coincidence and chance for us?
Speaker 15: Coincidence and chance. So I had a best friend in
Speaker 15: the nineties called Paul, and Paul was not a large
Speaker 15: chap but he loved heavy metal. He was a Metallica
Speaker 15: concert in Melbourne and he was in the mosh pit
Speaker 15: and he caught Lars Ulrich's drumstick. And we celebrated his
Speaker 15: success for about five minutes before an enormous guy next
Speaker 15: to him pushed him and shoved him out of the
Speaker 15: way and stole the drumstick. And all we heard about
Speaker 15: for the next six months was it was in my
Speaker 15: hot little hands and this guy took it from me.
Speaker 15: So tale of woe. Fifteen or twenty years later, I'm
Speaker 15: hanging out with another best friend of mine called Ben,
Speaker 15: and I'm in his man cave and in a box,
Speaker 15: in a perspex glass box or plastic box, is a drumstick.
Speaker 15: And I said, that's cool.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 15: He said, Oh, I was in a Metallica concert in
Speaker 15: the nineties and I caught Lars or Rix's drumstick. Well,
Speaker 15: actually I didn't. I did, and I pushed him and
Speaker 15: shoved him and stole it from him, and now it's mine.
Speaker 15: And I sat there and went, oh my gosh, you've
Speaker 15: got Paul's drumsticks.
Speaker 3: This is one of the all time stories.
Speaker 15: And it's the same drumstick. And I've spoken to both
Speaker 15: of them. They've Paul and Ben have never met because
Speaker 15: one lived into state.
Speaker 3: And there's never been a chance to bring them.
Speaker 15: There's never been a chance to bring them together.
Speaker 4: And you've got.
Speaker 15: Yeah, well, exactly, and Paul has demanded an apology over
Speaker 15: the years. Adamant, Ben is adamant, but Paul had no
Speaker 15: business being in the moshpit that size.
Speaker 4: No first hands that if you caught it, you caught it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think it's going to make its way back. So
Speaker 4: what is Ben holding onto the drumstick or what's going on?
Speaker 15: He's holding onto it?
Speaker 3: Of course he is. Of course, he's's got the perspect
Speaker 3: plastic case y. And also maybe they share custody six
Speaker 3: months with six months with the other. It goes into state,
Speaker 3: it's travel my armor God, exactly exactly.
Speaker 15: But I feel like maybe off the back of this,
Speaker 15: we need some sort of reunion between the two of them,
Speaker 15: and maybe they can cut the drumstick in half or something.
Speaker 3: Can't you break its powers? It's like a magic Wand.
Speaker 15: I just can't. I can't believe. I know this is
Speaker 15: what the whole, this whole concept is about on the show,
Speaker 15: but I literally stilled to this day can't believe of
Speaker 15: those dots got joined.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? Each week we get goosebumps. Sometimes
Speaker 3: you'll get that one corn. I thought today it was
Speaker 3: the four pools at the barbers, But no, it's another one.
Speaker 3: The drumstick is incredible. The chances of the odds are
Speaker 3: so rare on this one. It's an amazing story. Simon,
Speaker 3: you're our instant corner of the week. You've just won
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars. Oh my goodness, such a polite, such
Speaker 3: a play winner.
Speaker 9: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: It's a great story.
Speaker 15: Christian in the family show.
Speaker 3: Oh well, listen. Congratulations one thousand dollars for on an
Speaker 3: epic story on what are the odds? This is why
Speaker 3: we do this feature. We hope we get stories like this.
Speaker 3: You told it so well as well. Simon, Thank you
Speaker 3: very much, you've won a thousand dollars.
Speaker 15: Well done, amazing, Thanks for the show.
Speaker 14: We listen every morning.
Speaker 3: Great and who's in the car with you? Sophie?
Speaker 15: Hi, Christian Anders.
Speaker 3: Good morning Sophie. And I love the fact that Dad
Speaker 3: had to try and guess what your name was. What
Speaker 3: are the odds? Sophie in the car Dad, Simon, super
Speaker 3: psych Thank you very much, you cool mate. Nice story.
Speaker 3: Thank you call a week. Thousand dollars up for grabs
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Speaker 3: As a teenage daughter already getting on being back to school.
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Speaker 7: She's exhausted for a start, like she's going about at
Speaker 7: eight at night, which is very unusual. Plus it's been hot,
Speaker 7: you know. But there's been a few changes at school.
Speaker 7: I actually really applaud it. They've made the canteen like
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Speaker 4: The exact opposite of how I remember the canteen. You
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Speaker 3: Food, spam, just all kinds of cramp burgers that were
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Speaker 4: Brown was the color of every favorite mint.
Speaker 3: It was like, that's not what mint should look like.
Speaker 7: No, it's like they've had a big clear out. It's
Speaker 7: like the reset for the year. Okay, kids, these are
Speaker 7: our offerings. And she's not very happy about it.
Speaker 3: So, Patsy you you you recorded this from was it
Speaker 3: tea Timmy? The other day?
Speaker 21: My friends and I've got a problem with the canteen.
Speaker 4: What's happened?
Speaker 21: I went and I asked the lady. I was like,
Speaker 21: can I please get an icebreak? And she said, we
Speaker 21: don't stop those anymore. So I ended up having to
Speaker 21: get a tiny pretzel cut for three dollars fifty. What
Speaker 21: they had like dried vegan, organic, non dairy, non fat,
Speaker 21: low sugar, dried fruit chips, something like that. Well, they
Speaker 21: don't have full hash browns anymore.
Speaker 4: What that's a travesty.
Speaker 21: Half hash browns or something. They sell half hash.
Speaker 9: Browns, so smaller ones.
Speaker 21: They call them hash brown bites. They don't do the
Speaker 21: wedges or the fish and chips or pizzas.
Speaker 12: Nothing.
Speaker 21: They've got sushi.
Speaker 3: Which is good. Think about this. I love Yeah. I
Speaker 3: want to hear a weekly thing of you and Audie
Speaker 3: just talking there. She's funny, funny, funny as well. She
Speaker 3: obviously gets that from Chris because he's got the good.
Speaker 3: But I want to hear more of you two together
Speaker 3: is so great and it reminds me of the TV
Speaker 3: show Seinfeld with you as Jerry, not for the delivery,
Speaker 3: because the lack of acting in that. A great big
Speaker 3: but TOCKI was in that and it wasn't AORDI what's
Speaker 3: with the old the common any pratfalls with her? God,
Speaker 3: damn it, what you don't say, go again? I'm doing
Speaker 3: in my mind, You're You're like winking. I like this
Speaker 3: is is for the radio show. It's how Jack and Christian.
Speaker 3: What's that? Huh? Take five? We'll probably get we'll probably
Speaker 3: get cold of the week. Just go again, go again.
Speaker 3: I know you're tired, Alreadie, I know we'll go again
Speaker 3: from the.
Speaker 4: Top, exactly from the script.
Speaker 3: God damn it. What wow, blimey, well, blimey.
Speaker 4: You can tell us too screwed because she actually complained
Speaker 4: in the exact same way your husband does. That the
Speaker 4: low fat chips sounded like a great, great, great rave.
Speaker 4: That is so funny. And Jack, you're right those canteens
Speaker 4: that we grew up with. I mean, it's just so
Speaker 4: much sugar and stuff and fried foods everywhere. However, hearing
Speaker 4: young Audie mast you think tomorrow morning we should open
Speaker 4: up the lines for more young wines, because where are
Speaker 4: the future wines on three AW going to come from
Speaker 4: unless we find those winches to call it in. We
Speaker 4: need to find the new generation of three AW callers
Speaker 4: that call in to moan about anything, join us in life.
Speaker 4: So tomorrow morning, if you're on a school run right now,
Speaker 4: you've got probably a lot to moan about being back
Speaker 4: at school.
Speaker 3: Whatever's going on in your young life. It feels like
Speaker 3: everything we want to hear about it tomorrow morning as
Speaker 3: we find the next generation of three a w young
Speaker 3: moners tomorrow on the.
Speaker 2: Show Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, I can't have but thinking the four Paul story
Speaker 3: you got earlier on this morning.
Speaker 18: This barber says to me, he goes, oh, what's your name?
Speaker 18: And I said, Oh, it's Paul. Guy next to me
Speaker 18: he goes, Oh, my name's Paul. The barber says, my
Speaker 18: name's Paul, and the other guy says, oh, my name's Paul.
Speaker 3: Christian need to get the for them together. They could
Speaker 3: start a kind of barbershep Paul quartet. This is a great.
Speaker 4: Paul McCartneys.
Speaker 3: On Today's time waster best in Show gets two hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty dollars thanks to Survivor Today. Then but no
Speaker 3: the talk on the show this week Back to school,
Speaker 3: we're looking for your school movies. School movies is a
Speaker 3: time waste to today. You can text meals on four
Speaker 3: seventy five, three one oh four, three School Movies, Meet
Speaker 3: the Parents' Evening, Silver Playgroundhog Day, Silver plus, Share Shanked Attention, Gold,
Speaker 3: The Dark Knight revises gold. One the most stressful things
Speaker 3: at school in my day was everyone looking at each
Speaker 3: other's and judging you what you had in your lunch
Speaker 3: at lunchtime. It's a real status and the posh kids
Speaker 3: that had all the nice stuff. What's the movie you're wondering? Well, honey,
Speaker 3: the lunch pack of notra harm Ham, damn it. The
Speaker 3: lunch pack of notra Ham Oh.
Speaker 4: So long that no bronze.
Speaker 3: Oh no, the lunchback of Notraham denied. What have you got,
Speaker 3: jackie boys? School movies?
Speaker 4: I've got fairest Rulers day are Oh that's very good.
Speaker 4: Silver plus, honey, I flunked the kids, gold fizz Edward
Speaker 4: scissor Hands.
Speaker 3: P e p Yeah, yeah yeah, Silver.
Speaker 4: From desk Fiel Dawn.
Speaker 3: That's good, very good.
Speaker 4: Gold and pulp fraction, pulp.
Speaker 3: Fraction yeah, silver.
Speaker 19: All right?
Speaker 3: What have you got them? Two hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 3: up for grants The best in show school movies, Oh
Speaker 3: four seven five O three one O four three, Good
Speaker 3: luck with Mark, the.
Speaker 2: Next Christian O'Connell show, Gone podcast.
Speaker 3: Time now to mark Today's time waste to up for grabs.
Speaker 3: Two hundred and fifty dollars in cash thanks to Survivor. Jack.
Speaker 3: You're ready to mark, I'm ready score movies, Whiteboards, Can't Jump,
Speaker 3: Silver and Luke and Frankston Bridge on the River, Quiet children, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what broke back? Monkey bars? Oh yeah right?
Speaker 4: Pull back to one of Patsy's friends, Natalie. I believe
Speaker 4: I can't get her out of my head. Yeah yeah, Silver,
Speaker 4: Silver pass.
Speaker 3: I still love the monkey bars. Yeah did you? Oh,
Speaker 3: here's about three foot up there. You're right, yeah, And
Speaker 3: all you could do to get down was just let
Speaker 3: go and drop the.
Speaker 4: Drop there you go back when you get actually stuck
Speaker 4: up there, I'm.
Speaker 3: Show they just sit up there.
Speaker 4: Call the fire and passes up a tree.
Speaker 3: How are we going to get up to it? We
Speaker 3: climb up the monkey bars? Do you remember we're going
Speaker 3: to do a competition where it was like the quickest
Speaker 3: across monkey bars wins money this year.
Speaker 4: Let's do that for an adult because yes, since having
Speaker 4: any great strength, it's so it's hard to go on monkey.
Speaker 3: Bus now, yeah, that's too. The monkey bar challenge must
Speaker 3: happen this year. Where were we are? Yeah? Time wish
Speaker 3: for canteen Wolf Gold. That's very good, James. The longest
Speaker 3: yard Duty Silver Best evers with one of your friends
Speaker 3: was in trouble, that's with that fluid jacket, and you'd
Speaker 3: all deliberately start chucking rubbish dish in front of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, James, we didn't have to wear a fluoro jacket, waded.
Speaker 3: I was raised in the shame for the eighties. Shame
Speaker 3: hadn't been invented them The Hunt for the Red Protractor
Speaker 3: bronze and when Harry met Sally's teacher Silver some things.
Speaker 3: That's not creepy, but it sounds creepy. I don't know
Speaker 3: what it is. All right, who's winning Best in Show
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty dollars canteen Wolf, James Chatfield, you're
Speaker 3: today's winner. Well done? All right? Some thank you because
Speaker 3: last night we took thirty of you on the pizza
Speaker 3: bus from Richmond to beau Morris. Watch an epic fun
Speaker 3: night we had out of time, mate. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much to La Pizza Seria Italiana in bo Morris. The
Speaker 3: pizzas there really are amazing. Everyone is you're about to hear.
Speaker 3: They came and tried the Yannick Singer pizza loved it.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much to the amazing Nonor aus Well
Speaker 3: that looked after everyone there.
Speaker 12: Choo belly, Christian and team. We just want to say
Speaker 12: thank you so much for coming to our pizzeria. It
Speaker 12: was absolutely a pleasure having you all here. And Christian
Speaker 12: I have a lot more stories to tell you, Doti,
Speaker 12: but Johnny.
Speaker 3: Grandi choo that's code for producer rio. Is that three
Speaker 3: o'clock in the hotel room at the Langham. Huh he
Speaker 3: spore you go and collect the story. Yeah, come and
Speaker 3: knock and if the nana's rockin.
Speaker 9: He's good.
Speaker 2: All rip, he's good.
Speaker 3: But the blushy there, we had a great time. We've
Speaker 3: got to do something like this again. It was just
Speaker 3: a lovely, lovely night to meet a lot of you
Speaker 3: and have a chat about your lives, what you're up to,
Speaker 3: and also share a slice of delicious pizza. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much and some very happy FO listeners.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian and Jack.
Speaker 3: Ricky here the maker of a thousand dollars pizzas.
Speaker 16: Lisa and I just want to say thanks for hosting
Speaker 16: us dan at La Pizzai.
Speaker 3: Daniana, Hi, Christian and Jack.
Speaker 13: This is Katrina.
Speaker 11: I had so much fun.
Speaker 12: Those pizzas were absolutely delicious.
Speaker 11: Cannot recommend it any.
Speaker 4: Further, it's Jabba and Johnna here.
Speaker 7: We had a good ass time on the pizza bus
Speaker 7: and ate some awesome pizzas tonight.
Speaker 9: We made some great people and had heaps of fun.
Speaker 9: So thanks again.
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