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Speaker 1: Good morning Rio, Good morning, coome on In Pats. Good

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Speaker 1: morning Alex. Morning. I've just seen a headline that you're

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Speaker 1: waking up. There are two secret millionaires in Queensland who

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Speaker 1: are sharing a thirty million dollar windfall from last night's

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Speaker 1: OZ Lotto. Can Queenslanders remain secret? Who've won extraordinary amounts

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Speaker 1: of money? Someone is getting a new jet ski. You'll know,

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Speaker 1: You will know if it's your neighbor. He wah wah,

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Speaker 1: he's been at work for a couple of weeks. A

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Speaker 1: new pair of jawts there. Yes, yes, yes, they will

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Speaker 1: remain secret until about nine am this morning. Someone's going

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Speaker 1: to an anaconda and get some new fishing rods. Now listen,

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Speaker 1: News Are Sport and it had an honest conversation with

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Speaker 1: you guys. Now, obviously, Alex Cullen, you were drafted in

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Speaker 1: to be our resident sports guru. You're midway through week three,

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Speaker 1: early days, but we need to talk about the Sleepy

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Speaker 1: Joe performance on the news that Simon Goodwin was fired yesterday.

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Speaker 1: We got it after the show. Patty comes in literally

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Speaker 1: like someone had died. Now, I actually thought someone very

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Speaker 1: significant has died Springsteen Elton. She goes, have you heard

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Speaker 1: the news Simon Goodwin? And then there was a way

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Speaker 1: too long pause. I was like, oh my god, they're

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Speaker 1: those threats. What's happening? She goes, has been fired? She

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Speaker 1: was actually doing the news to us exadly the show

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Speaker 1: had ended. And then the day I said, he saw

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Speaker 1: molloy was there, and there was Broden Kelly, who's a

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Speaker 1: Did we get it post show? We got it at

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Speaker 1: about ten to nine. Well, we were on air then,

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Speaker 1: I mean Rio and I were filling time. Actually that's

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Speaker 1: to feel for about three minutes it could have done

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Speaker 1: with something. Wow, shock sports News. I know you've been

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Speaker 1: too long now, with your nose up the Cagars, get

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Speaker 1: your nose out the Cagar's backside, and look around, and

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Speaker 1: these other big teams are throwing managers under the team

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Speaker 3: I know, I know, I know. Producers us to do

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Speaker 1: Say oh, he's claiming the producers, these God Honors producers,

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Speaker 1: these are God Honors producers. Don't you dare throw them

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Speaker 3: They get coffee anymore?

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Speaker 4: I don't take it in sports brought anymore. You know,

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Speaker 4: I'm just getting used to things. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And didn't think about saying anything, or well it's still

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Speaker 1: you've probably seen how Patsy works. Once she does that

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Speaker 1: And I said, listen, I wish I'd known that beforehand.

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Speaker 1: Yet there's a way to reteem it. There is, there

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Speaker 1: Alice Cullen, Oh, here we go. He must have missed

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Speaker 1: To be fair four times, thank you, having sex with

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Speaker 3: Buzz Buzz populating space one planet at a.

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Speaker 1: way Buzz did. It's a round up there. He was, Yeah, Now,

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Speaker 1: what's what's happened with Bonnie? Your wife? She went to

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Speaker 4: She was like, I'm going to go and get some

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Speaker 1: Hey listen, alex is just gonna come flying out to me.

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Speaker 1: Wait he took it to the wrong spot, didn't they

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Speaker 1: Hey Christian, just wondering if Alex has heard the big

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Speaker 1: breaking news Melbourne has been announced to host a nineteen

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Speaker 1: fifty six Olympics. James, thank you so much. He's probably across.

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Speaker 5: It texting John Longmire.

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Speaker 1: They're topping a ball up there right now. They're taking

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Speaker 5: I'm a celebrity. You haven't thought about it all the world?

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Speaker 5: Am I Dead or a Live?

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Speaker 1: How many times are we shocked when you go. So

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Speaker 1: Are they dead? Are they alive? Bringing on all? Right?

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Speaker 11: Oh, how dare you say that she's did.

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Speaker 4: She really was so lovely, so so lovely, and she

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Speaker 4: I don't think she's ever sworn in her life.

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Speaker 1: Did you try and go to tried to get her

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Speaker 3: It was really annoying. I'm like, come on, Julie.

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Speaker 1: eighteen nine years old. What about this sporting Great Fairs

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Speaker 5: Last night, I cut the light off in my bedroom.

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Speaker 6: Sadly, you jege fullman, Oh you chumps going about when

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Speaker 5: I know you got him, I know you.

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Speaker 1: Got him picked. But the man's in trouble.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna show you.

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Speaker 1: I want to know the Muhammad Ali Patsy you just said,

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Speaker 12: I said, sadly, sadly.

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Speaker 6: He's passed what as Champion.

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Speaker 1: Troubled Away in twenty sixteen, one of the greats.

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Speaker 12: I still remember the moment when he lit the torch,

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Speaker 1: Was just credible, incredible athlete, bigger than the sport as

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Speaker 1: well what he did? All right, what about this legendary actor?

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Speaker 6: This is forty four magnet, the most powerful handgun in

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Speaker 1: Your head clean off. You get to ask yourself one question.

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Speaker 8: Do I feel lucky?

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Speaker 1: What we'll do you? Buck? Clint Eastwards?

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Speaker 6: Oh he's alive, of course.

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Speaker 1: Ninety five, human boss, both ninety five years old, eighteen children.

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Speaker 1: amazing movies as well.

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Speaker 5: In Nine Kids and Related.

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Speaker 1: It was only a half, like nine is a lot,

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Speaker 1: a lot.

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Speaker 3: With five women, I think, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Some looks incredibly like him.

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Speaker 1: Well, it often goes that way, but.

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Speaker 6: He's like spit out of his mouth. It's phenomenal.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's the phrase, is it? It is?

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Speaker 6: His mother used to say that his mouth, his mouth really.

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Speaker 1: Like a DNA sort sort of swab reference.

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Speaker 6: It's phenomenal likeness. It's incredible, all right.

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Speaker 1: What about this old dear Betty White? Is she all white?

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Speaker 1: Is she all dead? That's the quistad alive with the

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Speaker 1: respects always every morning, six to nine. I'm not rogue

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Speaker 1: ninety nine and out like well, you say it was out.

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Speaker 1: They were surprising her on her birthday. She passed away. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I was joking, went out with the bank. Hey, that's enough.

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Speaker 1: Come on. Patsy loves this show too. She went to

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Speaker 1: school with all the all the original.

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Speaker 6: Cast, which is very soon.

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Speaker 1: She's like the peak best of the Golden Girls, the

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Speaker 1: one that didn't quite make up.

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Speaker 6: It's what a great comedian though, Biddy.

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Speaker 1: WhiteWalls Ohn't you see there's some of those.

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Speaker 12: Netflix's incredible with Joan Rivers when she goes up against Joan,

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Speaker 12: it's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Willie Nelson brilliant. I love Willy Nelson. A couple of

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Speaker 1: his albums, Sons are brilly musician Lucas Nelson spits his

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Speaker 1: hair off his ear is real?

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Speaker 3: Is my nan used to say, my kids love this son.

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Speaker 1: That's a great sign and.

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Speaker 5: Marooning he's still.

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Speaker 6: Driving because he's still going.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Willy, road of life is a highway ninety two.

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Speaker 1: Willy Nelson Lucas, his son is in the band you

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Speaker 1: know Bradley Cooper in the movie Stars Born. He worked

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Speaker 1: with Lucas for four years to get his playing and

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Speaker 1: singing up to grass before he made that amazing movie Starsborn.

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Speaker 1: Went out on the road with him sometimes as well,

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Speaker 1: playing in the band. When they're doing all the live performances,

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Speaker 1: that is, Lucas Nelson is on stage with Bradley Cooper

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Speaker 1: and his band. Yeah. And one final one Dick Van.

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Speaker 12: Dyke, Yes he's still alartlive years old.

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Speaker 1: In that Coldplay song Yes, how dare Chris Martin only

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Speaker 1: does he go around the world breaking up couples. He

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Speaker 1: then makes poor Dick Van Dyke get on the tap

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Speaker 1: shoes and dance in one of his music videos in

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Speaker 1: the Rain. I love the video for that song as well.

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Speaker 1: It's so beautiful. Dick Van Dyke still looks so well

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Speaker 1: lively and he's dancing in the video happy. Yes he does.

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Speaker 1: He's still getting some work, can he Chris Martin. Chris Martin, Chuck,

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Speaker 1: an old man and a few coins, Chris Martin.

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Speaker 4: You know, my uncle's got a theory that if you're old,

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Speaker 4: this is the way he figures out if you're old

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Speaker 4: or not. If you have a fall, you're old, but

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Speaker 4: if you fall over, you're not old. So would if

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Speaker 4: Dick van Dyke fell over, would he be classed as

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Speaker 4: having a fall or he just fell over?

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Speaker 1: Years We really have to listen to that long wind

498
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Speaker 1: with nothing. I don't mind him missing the big news story,

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Speaker 1: but years old, it's incredible you can.

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Speaker 3: Dick cad a fall.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what do you want us to find out?

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Speaker 1: What he's bench pressing? Let's show you never interviewing Dick

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Speaker 1: van Dyke. Let me see if I can push you

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Speaker 1: over and you've had a fall because you're so old.

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Speaker 3: And just straight.

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Speaker 1: He's so blovely Dick van Dyke. Don't ever pick on

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Speaker 1: Dick van Dyk. What are legend? Just back them off.

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Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: This debut our game Dead or Alive. Last year was

510
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Speaker 1: involved in internet rumor that I had passed away. Someone

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Speaker 1: had just put on social media on Twitter x as

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Speaker 1: it is now and they sort of tagged me into it.

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Speaker 1: I really miss at Christian O'Connell and obviously there was

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Speaker 1: sound dis miss him on English radio. Someone else replied going,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, has he died? And then under that

516
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Speaker 1: someone else went, no, he's doing radio in Australia. Under

517
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Speaker 1: that someone went same thing. No, it's even worse. Have

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Speaker 1: you heard? All right? We're going to do a very

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Speaker 1: special edition of Small Thing, Big Rage, but it's a

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Speaker 1: workplace and office special. What is your pet peeve that

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Speaker 1: annoyed you at your workplace? Now? It might be something

522
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Speaker 1: that's super relevant to your job. Yesterday I got a

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Speaker 1: message from one of you who's a receptionist, and they

524
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Speaker 1: were saying, how and I get it from a receptionist.

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Speaker 1: You're on the phone all day and whenever people call in,

526
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Speaker 1: they won't say who they are when they're trying to

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Speaker 1: get hold of somebody or where they're calling from. That's

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Speaker 1: their small Thing Big Rage. Patsy's given the team a

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Speaker 1: list of two, four, six, eight things we asked for

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Speaker 1: a couple. It's rage against colleagues. Oh my dear, let

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Speaker 1: me break it down for you. When this is Patsy's words,

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Speaker 1: when a colleague steals your lunch out the fridge brackets

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Speaker 1: Nova thief. Didn't you work at Nova like twenty years ago?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, but I used to cut up some beautiful fresh fruit.

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Speaker 12: It might be, you know, one day, a watermelon, the

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Speaker 12: next day a lovely.

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Speaker 1: Fresh pine app or Crogie's pats, But.

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Speaker 12: You know, a nice little fruit boost, a bit of

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Speaker 12: an energy boost after breakfast with Chusy caton Dave.

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Speaker 11: Anyway, there was a thief, and.

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Speaker 12: Every time I went to the fridge, someone had eaten

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Speaker 12: taken my up aware container and eaten my fruit.

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Speaker 1: Someone wanted that fruit boost.

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Speaker 11: Don't don't steal food.

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Speaker 1: When no one refills the prince of paper, that is

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Speaker 1: actually rude. Have you I've never seen a printer I've

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Speaker 1: actually refilled it roll.

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Speaker 6: If you use all of the toilet roll, you replace it.

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Speaker 5: You know where you would find the prince of paper

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Speaker 5: for you to refill it?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, out the front near Josh's desk.

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Speaker 1: Damn it, she's seen you go there. I believe that

553
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Speaker 1: if people are empty tankers, they're also empty printers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I agree when I see it getting down to a

555
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Speaker 1: quarter for reno renoas what about when someone is in

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Speaker 1: any car space No, that is.

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Speaker 11: The worst, because the day starts bad from the stuff.

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Speaker 1: You need to about the front. You get it before

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Speaker 1: anybody else. When someone double dips their tea spoon and

560
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Speaker 1: you're left with coffee and the sugar sugar in the

561
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Speaker 1: coffee when there's the list is still going on. Patsy's

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Speaker 1: what she's peed off about the workplace when there's no

563
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Speaker 1: cow's milk and only I'm with you on this, Oh

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Speaker 1: soy and almond nut milk is not milk. Milk is

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Speaker 1: well gone, madness, How do your milk are nuts?

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Speaker 5: I don't want toteen.

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Speaker 1: Fifty two perverts do it. When someone adjusts your favorite

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Speaker 1: desk chair to their liking.

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Speaker 3: That's like when you.

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Speaker 11: Get a car serviced as well.

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Speaker 3: That happened in TV line.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, too high to lie. When someone asks to borrow

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Speaker 1: your pen doesn't return it, I do.

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Speaker 5: I am a serial of finish.

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Speaker 1: That's a crime. The pen fits the person, it fits

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Speaker 1: around your hands.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. When you get in the lift and a

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Speaker 1: smoker has just got out so their morning smoker and steaks,

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Speaker 1: does I know what you mean? There's a roma that

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Speaker 1: gets left behind the nicotine.

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Speaker 6: There was an aroma left behind when I left the

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Speaker 6: building yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Can I say, oh, you can say?

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Speaker 12: And then when I got down to the bottom floor,

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Speaker 12: I stepped out, thought well, that's embarrassing because everyone will

587
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Speaker 12: think that that was me and that was not me

588
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Speaker 12: and someone needed a match.

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Speaker 6: Can I say so?

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Speaker 1: Now you're also doning to outdoate the list? There's a

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Speaker 1: mystery far time in the building. We need a sign

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Speaker 1: in the building in now because this building loves sign

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Speaker 1: the signs everywhere Jim and that one that was up

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Speaker 1: for two hours in the men's toilet right that said,

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Speaker 1: whoever is doing this, please stop wiping your bogies on

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Speaker 1: the law. What savages are working here? What adults are

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Speaker 1: using the men's where they stood up at that trough

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Speaker 1: and during their business are cleaning out their nose as

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Speaker 1: well and smearing it on the wall. Yes, why we

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Speaker 1: can't have nice stuff and the men's toilets here anyway?

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Speaker 1: What is your pet peeve at your workplace? Give me cool?

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shower on podcast.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen so much anger. We're on angry show,

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Speaker 1: but asking you to tell me what your workplace pet

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Speaker 1: peeve is. I wonder if I'm doing a bad I

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Speaker 1: wonder if I'm doing a disservice you to that. I

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Speaker 1: like to vibe you are. People are like screaming. It

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Speaker 1: feels at me on text, I am going to send

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Speaker 1: you to work mad like you're going to go and

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Speaker 1: and goes.

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Speaker 13: Show.

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Speaker 1: They've been listening to all their way.

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Speaker 6: In, but it's cleansing. They're getting it out, you know.

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Speaker 1: Relief. Yes, Christian, when people have been at the workplace

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Speaker 1: a long time, tell me how good it used to be,

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Speaker 1: and all the thing the company used to do they

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Speaker 1: no longer do. Christian. My pet peeve work is when you,

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Speaker 1: colleague think the kitchen sink is magic and it will

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Speaker 1: just clean all that dirty crockery and cutlery, when the

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Speaker 1: dishwasher is just like half a foot away. Pet peeve.

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Speaker 1: When you leave the officer break and you come back

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Speaker 1: in the radio has been changed from gold to something inferior. Well,

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Speaker 1: you clearly work with terrorists because that's the only people

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Speaker 1: that we do in that the only people. I'm Australian.

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00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:16,205
Speaker 1: It is not to listen to girls. Question. The females

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Speaker 1: in our office have the heating up to twenty six

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Speaker 1: degrees all day.

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Speaker 3: Every day.

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Speaker 1: I feel like falling asleep by lunch time. Well, I

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Speaker 1: am very unpopular with my team of having it like

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Speaker 1: an ice box in a more.

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Speaker 5: Rash, fresh fresh.

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Speaker 1: It's not like a care home. Have not, Dick van dykre.

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Speaker 1: It needs to be it needs to be free. Why

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00:33:39,045 --> 00:33:40,845
Speaker 1: why I tell you what? You ever feel sleepy on

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Speaker 1: the show? No?

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Speaker 7: There you go?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, so I'm getting yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: ice cold. The reason why is twenty three years ago

640
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Speaker 1: I went to America for the first time. I went

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Speaker 1: to New York. They managed to get tickets to go

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Speaker 1: and watch David Letterman live, and it was freezing and

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Speaker 1: I thought this must be like New York's an old building.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the heat's broken. So I said to the security

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Speaker 1: guard that heating, you know, fancy turning on? He goes,

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Speaker 1: mister Letterman has it temperature? That was it, and that's

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Speaker 1: enough enough. Twenty three years have been ice cold all

648
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Speaker 1: over the world in every studio. Sometimes I see you

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Speaker 1: where you used to sit, or four old mate left

650
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Speaker 1: where you used to have a hoodie on, or like

651
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Speaker 1: a skeech.

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Speaker 5: You know when you asked me when Jack left and

653
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Speaker 5: you said, hey, do you want to see.

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Speaker 1: Is it too much pressure to be on s P

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Speaker 1: two to my P one.

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Speaker 5: The reason I wanted to move is someone under the.

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Speaker 1: Blast Christian. And the number one pet peeve is people

658
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Speaker 1: that just leave their their cutlery and in the sink.

659
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Speaker 1: It is really annoying. It's annoying at home as well. Uh.

660
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Speaker 1: And let's go to the lines now, Catherine, Catherine, good morning.

661
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Speaker 8: Oh, happy hump day Christian and team happy. My pet

662
00:34:55,765 --> 00:34:58,405
Speaker 8: peeve is when I worked in Maya and I was

663
00:34:58,485 --> 00:35:01,485
Speaker 8: the switch witch and people would shone up on a

664
00:35:01,525 --> 00:35:03,885
Speaker 8: Sunday morning for you're around a battle eleven o'clock in

665
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Speaker 8: the morning.

666
00:35:05,165 --> 00:35:05,805
Speaker 14: Are you open?

667
00:35:07,565 --> 00:35:07,725
Speaker 1: No?

668
00:35:07,725 --> 00:35:09,965
Speaker 8: No, no, I'm just sitting here waiting for people to call,

669
00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:11,405
Speaker 8: just randomly hanging around.

670
00:35:11,725 --> 00:35:13,845
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to challenge this. I am a serial.

671
00:35:13,965 --> 00:35:17,565
Speaker 1: Are you open right now? I'm a customer, but I

672
00:35:17,605 --> 00:35:20,085
Speaker 1: don't I don't know what. I don't trust Google. Sometimes

673
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:22,365
Speaker 1: you go, then Google's got it wrong, hasn't been updated,

674
00:35:22,485 --> 00:35:24,885
Speaker 1: or they don't and they're closed. And so now I

675
00:35:25,285 --> 00:35:29,445
Speaker 1: do this belly day goes by that I could do

676
00:35:29,805 --> 00:35:31,965
Speaker 1: to get out of it. They go, yeah, because people

677
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:34,445
Speaker 1: get really irritated. I go, what time do you close?

678
00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:36,725
Speaker 1: Like that was the real question. I go, and then

679
00:35:36,765 --> 00:35:40,005
Speaker 1: they go, Okay, you're not one of those. No, no, no,

680
00:35:40,045 --> 00:35:41,884
Speaker 1: I wasn't one of those. I was doing what they do.

681
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,845
Speaker 1: And then I got the real question, what time do

682
00:35:43,885 --> 00:35:47,085
Speaker 1: you close? Katherine? So it would drive you mad every day?

683
00:35:47,085 --> 00:35:48,004
Speaker 1: You open right now?

684
00:35:48,685 --> 00:35:51,525
Speaker 8: Oh yes, it's kind of like I'm just waiting for

685
00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:54,444
Speaker 8: people to call. You know, I'm just sitting here doing

686
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,925
Speaker 8: nothing with an empty I was.

687
00:35:55,925 --> 00:35:57,605
Speaker 1: Going to ask you why were you known as the

688
00:35:57,605 --> 00:35:59,485
Speaker 1: switch witch? And we've answered the question.

689
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:00,605
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm open.

690
00:36:01,685 --> 00:36:06,565
Speaker 1: Funny coming to Maya. Katherine, Thank you very much you call.

691
00:36:06,645 --> 00:36:09,765
Speaker 1: Might have a good day. Welcomee bye Joe, good morning.

692
00:36:10,405 --> 00:36:12,085
Speaker 15: Good morning team, how are you.

693
00:36:12,165 --> 00:36:14,325
Speaker 1: We're good Joe. So, Joe, what's your pet peeve at work?

694
00:36:15,245 --> 00:36:17,565
Speaker 14: My pet peeve is like we need to get a

695
00:36:17,685 --> 00:36:20,965
Speaker 14: three box of chocolates for everyone to share, and then

696
00:36:21,085 --> 00:36:24,364
Speaker 14: somebody just takes a whole lot shoves with the bag.

697
00:36:25,165 --> 00:36:30,485
Speaker 1: Sh Caitlyn. Caitlyn does that. It takes a lot of

698
00:36:30,685 --> 00:36:31,685
Speaker 1: very light fingers.

699
00:36:32,165 --> 00:36:34,925
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have a box of chocolates at reception and

700
00:36:34,925 --> 00:36:37,485
Speaker 5: they the good ones do go quickly and then like

701
00:36:37,485 --> 00:36:38,405
Speaker 5: the licorice.

702
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:40,444
Speaker 6: Filled them out.

703
00:36:40,565 --> 00:36:43,645
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe, thank you very much for your calls. Get

704
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Speaker 1: a Caroline now, goome on Caroline.

705
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Speaker 13: Hi, how's everybody.

706
00:36:47,365 --> 00:36:49,445
Speaker 1: We're good, welcome to the show. Thanks for calling us.

707
00:36:49,445 --> 00:36:50,845
Speaker 1: And what's your pet peeve at work?

708
00:36:52,005 --> 00:36:55,925
Speaker 16: My pet peeve has always been uh in the fridge

709
00:36:56,565 --> 00:37:00,005
Speaker 16: when everyone leaves everything and it grows and becomes a

710
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:01,845
Speaker 16: sign the experiment.

711
00:37:02,165 --> 00:37:04,085
Speaker 1: Yeah, it goes back to being okay, what's it called

712
00:37:04,085 --> 00:37:07,645
Speaker 1: the super spreaders of the spicy cough the rona?

713
00:37:07,805 --> 00:37:08,325
Speaker 3: You're right there?

714
00:37:08,325 --> 00:37:10,765
Speaker 1: And then and what happens is we get these angry

715
00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:13,365
Speaker 1: emails that go around, right, it's a radio station like

716
00:37:13,605 --> 00:37:16,765
Speaker 1: these dull emails going if you don't take your mank

717
00:37:16,845 --> 00:37:19,405
Speaker 1: young food out of the fridge by midnight, then he's

718
00:37:19,485 --> 00:37:20,685
Speaker 1: going to be throwing away.

719
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Speaker 3: We're having a perch.

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00:37:22,645 --> 00:37:23,645
Speaker 10: Did that? We actually?

721
00:37:23,685 --> 00:37:27,885
Speaker 1: Did they do? They once a month, some dullass email?

722
00:37:27,925 --> 00:37:30,685
Speaker 1: All right, throw out them old march, just get on

723
00:37:30,805 --> 00:37:33,245
Speaker 1: with it. Warning people they've got a deadline until they're

724
00:37:33,245 --> 00:37:35,605
Speaker 1: going to lose their apple or old cold slaw in there?

725
00:37:35,765 --> 00:37:38,884
Speaker 1: All right? What's your pet peeple work? Thirteen fifty five,

726
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:43,325
Speaker 1: twenty two, and no more about dirty cups and saucers

727
00:37:43,365 --> 00:37:44,285
Speaker 1: and culory in the sink.

728
00:37:44,365 --> 00:37:49,525
Speaker 2: I get it, Christian O'Connell show Go on podcast, we're

729
00:37:49,525 --> 00:37:50,845
Speaker 2: asking what's your pet peeve?

730
00:37:50,925 --> 00:37:54,565
Speaker 1: At work today? On the show Meg McFarlane. Instead of

731
00:37:54,685 --> 00:37:57,844
Speaker 1: using the toilet paper on the holder, my colleague start

732
00:37:57,965 --> 00:38:00,685
Speaker 1: using one of the new rolls left by the cleaners.

733
00:38:01,005 --> 00:38:03,725
Speaker 1: Some days, Christian, there can be four rolls in use

734
00:38:04,245 --> 00:38:06,405
Speaker 1: and the one on the actual holder will be the

735
00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:12,005
Speaker 1: last to be used. Drives me bonkers. Pet peeve? Christian?

736
00:38:12,045 --> 00:38:14,925
Speaker 1: What about this one? The extended hello? When I arrive

737
00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:18,685
Speaker 1: and someone continuously asks you how you are? I reply

738
00:38:18,805 --> 00:38:21,885
Speaker 1: with good? Then they follow up with the as your mum, Dennis,

739
00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:24,445
Speaker 1: how you're done? How's your brother getting on? We are

740
00:38:24,485 --> 00:38:26,765
Speaker 1: not friends and you don't even know my parents or brother.

741
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:31,485
Speaker 1: Why are you asking? All right? How we friendly with

742
00:38:31,645 --> 00:38:35,404
Speaker 1: human kindness? I know, Christian? My pet peeve is when

743
00:38:35,445 --> 00:38:38,365
Speaker 1: no one fills up the kettle after using it. Please

744
00:38:38,405 --> 00:38:41,085
Speaker 1: be kind rewind refilm.

745
00:38:40,525 --> 00:38:42,245
Speaker 6: He still has a kettle at the workplace.

746
00:38:43,085 --> 00:38:46,805
Speaker 1: Listen, not everyone is working in showbiz. Where we get

747
00:38:46,845 --> 00:38:50,645
Speaker 1: that instant hot water tap? Miss relatable? You know?

748
00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:51,325
Speaker 3: Luckily?

749
00:38:51,445 --> 00:38:53,404
Speaker 1: I mean, one of the few luxuries we have here

750
00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:56,845
Speaker 1: is the instant hot water tap. But that is not everywhere.

751
00:38:59,245 --> 00:39:01,685
Speaker 1: I bet ninety nine percent of people listening right now

752
00:39:01,765 --> 00:39:05,725
Speaker 1: don't have the instant. It's a luxury though it's hot

753
00:39:05,765 --> 00:39:06,844
Speaker 1: water tap, it.

754
00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:07,404
Speaker 5: Gets hot enough.

755
00:39:08,925 --> 00:39:10,965
Speaker 1: I think you're right. No, no, no, I reckon it's

756
00:39:10,965 --> 00:39:11,805
Speaker 1: about eighty eight.

757
00:39:12,005 --> 00:39:12,845
Speaker 3: Yeah.

758
00:39:12,885 --> 00:39:15,364
Speaker 1: In fact, why don't we bring in thermometers tomorrow? That's

759
00:39:15,405 --> 00:39:18,165
Speaker 1: good measure and because then then go to the company

760
00:39:18,205 --> 00:39:20,565
Speaker 1: we have rights and go yeah you know why they

761
00:39:20,605 --> 00:39:23,845
Speaker 1: would do that. It might cost an extra two cents, yes,

762
00:39:23,885 --> 00:39:28,485
Speaker 1: a year to two one hundred. Oh, let's go old school.

763
00:39:28,845 --> 00:39:32,285
Speaker 1: Let's live like our poor o workplace listeners. You're right,

764
00:39:32,725 --> 00:39:35,525
Speaker 1: I'm doing kettles. Let's bring our own kettles in. Well,

765
00:39:35,765 --> 00:39:37,565
Speaker 1: we get our money's worth out of you.

766
00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:40,765
Speaker 4: In my old workplace, that never worked. That that the

767
00:39:40,805 --> 00:39:43,005
Speaker 4: hot one, really one of the cold one. And yeah

768
00:39:43,045 --> 00:39:43,725
Speaker 4: it always broke.

769
00:39:43,925 --> 00:39:45,805
Speaker 1: Oh, I know every day. I think it's a it's

770
00:39:45,845 --> 00:39:49,045
Speaker 1: a great thing having that, especially because it's busy. You know,

771
00:39:49,085 --> 00:39:50,445
Speaker 1: when I run out there to get a cup of tea,

772
00:39:50,445 --> 00:39:52,165
Speaker 1: I haven't got time to let the old whistling kettle

773
00:39:52,445 --> 00:39:53,485
Speaker 1: got there for five.

774
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,805
Speaker 5: And you have has about eight cups of tea.

775
00:39:56,925 --> 00:39:59,125
Speaker 1: A show is he's the eight to ten raise. It's

776
00:39:59,165 --> 00:39:59,884
Speaker 1: a constant chain.

777
00:40:00,045 --> 00:40:02,165
Speaker 5: He has tea bags. This is not people think, Oh,

778
00:40:02,205 --> 00:40:05,485
Speaker 5: I'm making it up. He's so English. He has tea

779
00:40:05,485 --> 00:40:07,565
Speaker 5: bags dangling out of his pocket.

780
00:40:09,285 --> 00:40:11,205
Speaker 1: Even right now in front of me, my blank piece

781
00:40:11,245 --> 00:40:12,685
Speaker 1: of paper. I've got a load of one for ready

782
00:40:12,725 --> 00:40:15,165
Speaker 1: to go as soon as I get into the ads.

783
00:40:15,165 --> 00:40:16,685
Speaker 1: Now I go and have a little cheeky cup of tea,

784
00:40:16,725 --> 00:40:19,405
Speaker 1: have a wonder around the office. You'll go and ask people,

785
00:40:19,405 --> 00:40:22,005
Speaker 1: are the mummies as your dad, as your brother, your auntie?

786
00:40:22,085 --> 00:40:24,725
Speaker 1: Still got that cheeky cough. It's not clearing up anytime soon.

787
00:40:28,325 --> 00:40:30,205
Speaker 1: I love this, Thank you very much. All right, coming

788
00:40:30,285 --> 00:40:32,045
Speaker 1: up next then after I go and have my ninth

789
00:40:32,085 --> 00:40:35,285
Speaker 1: cup to the other day we are doing. What are

790
00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:38,805
Speaker 1: the odds? Give us a call your stories of coincidence

791
00:40:38,805 --> 00:40:42,885
Speaker 1: and chance thirteen fifty five twenty two and a nextra

792
00:40:42,885 --> 00:40:44,364
Speaker 1: reason to have a think? Have you got a story

793
00:40:44,405 --> 00:40:46,645
Speaker 1: for us? The one thousand dollars in cash for our

794
00:40:46,725 --> 00:40:49,245
Speaker 1: instant caller of the week. When we hear a funny story,

795
00:40:49,365 --> 00:40:51,685
Speaker 1: we give it away immediately. One thousand dollars in cash

796
00:40:51,685 --> 00:40:52,444
Speaker 1: hasn't gone yet.

797
00:40:52,845 --> 00:40:56,085
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

798
00:40:56,285 --> 00:40:57,485
Speaker 1: It's time for this week.

799
00:40:57,565 --> 00:40:58,525
Speaker 16: Believe it or not?

800
00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:03,565
Speaker 5: What are the odds you gotta beshing me?

801
00:41:05,525 --> 00:41:05,605
Speaker 1: Like?

802
00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:10,205
Speaker 4: Were you a Sheryl who married on who wor was.

803
00:41:10,565 --> 00:41:12,165
Speaker 7: With the Sheryl.

804
00:41:13,565 --> 00:41:17,325
Speaker 5: Who married a hun As.

805
00:41:16,445 --> 00:41:19,285
Speaker 1: Every Wednesday we look and celebrate for your stories about

806
00:41:19,285 --> 00:41:23,844
Speaker 1: coincidence and chance thirteen fifty five twenty two some of

807
00:41:23,885 --> 00:41:24,525
Speaker 1: our favorite ones.

808
00:41:24,605 --> 00:41:27,725
Speaker 13: Last week in August nineteen ninety five, I was traveling

809
00:41:27,845 --> 00:41:31,765
Speaker 13: from Melbourne to Canada and had a stopover in Hawaii.

810
00:41:32,205 --> 00:41:35,085
Speaker 13: I met two gentlemen in Melbourne who I was seated

811
00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:36,005
Speaker 13: next on the plane.

812
00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:39,565
Speaker 9: Then they got off at Hawaii. I continued on to Canada.

813
00:41:39,605 --> 00:41:42,285
Speaker 9: A couple of weeks later, I was coming back and

814
00:41:42,365 --> 00:41:45,525
Speaker 9: they were sitting on the floor at the airport in Hawaii.

815
00:41:45,645 --> 00:41:47,405
Speaker 9: And we're actually on the same flight back, so I'd

816
00:41:47,445 --> 00:41:49,685
Speaker 9: be asked to sit together. A week later, or was

817
00:41:49,725 --> 00:41:52,525
Speaker 9: at the Bulldog Geelong game at the MCG and they

818
00:41:52,525 --> 00:41:54,285
Speaker 9: were both seated in the seat in front of me.

819
00:41:54,565 --> 00:41:56,045
Speaker 1: What a hell the odds? This is great?

820
00:41:56,485 --> 00:41:59,045
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

821
00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:02,245
Speaker 1: Is there anyone who's not on that list that Alex

822
00:42:02,245 --> 00:42:04,525
Speaker 1: read out of Perspective New Coaches for the D's I

823
00:42:04,525 --> 00:42:11,285
Speaker 1: heard your name at the end, Producer, Caitlin, Uncle Bob, Auntie, Jemima, Toadfish,

824
00:42:11,405 --> 00:42:14,725
Speaker 1: They're all on there, very close. It's a long list. Christian,

825
00:42:14,765 --> 00:42:17,565
Speaker 1: I work in a cafe. Your moaning about the temperature

826
00:42:17,605 --> 00:42:20,245
Speaker 1: with your instant hot water tap, saying it's not a

827
00:42:20,245 --> 00:42:23,965
Speaker 1: one hundred degrees eighty degrees is the perfect temperature for coffee.

828
00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,765
Speaker 1: Any hotter it burns the beans.

829
00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:27,525
Speaker 6: Ah, that's interesting.

830
00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,965
Speaker 1: I think this is I think this is fake news.

831
00:42:30,285 --> 00:42:34,085
Speaker 1: This is from Sue the boss or our chief financial officer.

832
00:42:34,245 --> 00:42:37,285
Speaker 1: I don't think your male. I'm not falling for that one.

833
00:42:37,365 --> 00:42:37,565
Speaker 5: Male.

834
00:42:38,045 --> 00:42:40,645
Speaker 1: I know I was told that to extract full flavor

835
00:42:40,645 --> 00:42:44,285
Speaker 1: from tea, you need one hundred degrees and I one

836
00:42:44,685 --> 00:42:48,364
Speaker 1: full flavor. And that's what you'll get from this breakfast share.

837
00:42:48,765 --> 00:42:52,525
Speaker 1: We are not tepid. We are f f full flavor.

838
00:42:52,885 --> 00:42:57,285
Speaker 1: All right. What are the odds? What about a canine?

839
00:42:57,325 --> 00:42:58,205
Speaker 1: Want to get us going?

840
00:42:58,365 --> 00:42:58,725
Speaker 3: Please?

841
00:42:59,005 --> 00:43:03,725
Speaker 1: Wolf Wolf? Okay, this comes from Susan Christian. I got

842
00:43:03,725 --> 00:43:05,965
Speaker 1: my dog from a breeder in Tazzy. One day. She

843
00:43:06,085 --> 00:43:08,765
Speaker 1: mentioned that one of my boys siblings had also come

844
00:43:08,805 --> 00:43:13,005
Speaker 1: to Victoria to a family out Coldstreamway. The guy apparently

845
00:43:13,085 --> 00:43:15,045
Speaker 1: used to work at the brewery but had since retired.

846
00:43:15,165 --> 00:43:17,165
Speaker 1: She gave me his name. I thought about calling, but

847
00:43:17,205 --> 00:43:19,685
Speaker 1: never got around to it. Then one day at work

848
00:43:20,325 --> 00:43:23,485
Speaker 1: I got the spidery sense I had to ring the

849
00:43:23,485 --> 00:43:26,885
Speaker 1: brewery today. No idea who was going to answer, but

850
00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:29,364
Speaker 1: I had to make the call. I rang them and

851
00:43:29,405 --> 00:43:31,765
Speaker 1: I said, hear me how I know this sounds weird,

852
00:43:31,845 --> 00:43:34,444
Speaker 1: but I have to ring. I have a Burmese dog

853
00:43:34,525 --> 00:43:36,805
Speaker 1: and the guy used to manage the brewery apparently had

854
00:43:36,845 --> 00:43:39,445
Speaker 1: one too. Before I keep even get any further, this

855
00:43:39,485 --> 00:43:40,885
Speaker 1: guy at the other ring goes, I don't even know

856
00:43:40,925 --> 00:43:43,605
Speaker 1: his name. Do you mean Rob? He's sitting here at

857
00:43:43,605 --> 00:43:48,645
Speaker 1: the bar. I'll put you on question. What the actual

858
00:43:50,685 --> 00:43:57,325
Speaker 1: gives me? The goosebumps, full flavored story ff susan beautiful.

859
00:43:56,925 --> 00:43:59,085
Speaker 6: Dogs two days?

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00:43:59,445 --> 00:44:00,365
Speaker 1: What a story?

861
00:44:00,525 --> 00:44:00,925
Speaker 14: Yeah?

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00:44:01,045 --> 00:44:05,285
Speaker 1: Anymore caneine ones or cat ones, parakeets? Maybe a sub

863
00:44:05,325 --> 00:44:09,364
Speaker 1: one over the next color weeks of animal All right,

864
00:44:09,445 --> 00:44:11,125
Speaker 1: So we got here, We got the calls and stories

865
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Speaker 1: lined up. Naomi, good morning, oh.

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Speaker 15: Hello, hello. I love you guys so much.

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Speaker 1: Bless you, Thank you very much for joining us, and

868
00:44:17,725 --> 00:44:20,925
Speaker 1: listen to the show. Now, what are the odds?

869
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Speaker 15: My name is Miami, Dennis our daughter to the school,

870
00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:31,045
Speaker 15: probably a new right and a girl and my friend

871
00:44:31,605 --> 00:44:33,805
Speaker 15: and her name was Miamis.

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00:44:36,765 --> 00:44:49,405
Speaker 1: Wow, that is pretty special. The old Nami Bennett Move Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis,

873
00:44:49,445 --> 00:44:51,685
Speaker 1: I think it's Bennis. Is it Bennis with a B?

874
00:44:52,005 --> 00:44:56,364
Speaker 1: Dennis with a D for Dennis, be careful. This game

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Speaker 1: could really get our hand. Actually radio when accidentally rode Tomie,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much.

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Speaker 15: You call love.

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Speaker 1: The old n let us. Sometimes I do this game

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Speaker 1: my wife, Well, I deliberately pretend to misunderstand. Should be

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Speaker 1: telling me Baron, no, Sharon, shoul carry on. I went, sorry, Darren,

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Speaker 1: then you go what are you sleeping? And later on ago, Karen,

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00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:30,285
Speaker 1: and then you go, okay, oh the hours in our

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Speaker 1: marriage it really hot up, and then we make wild love.

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00:45:33,725 --> 00:45:34,605
Speaker 1: That's how we do it.

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Speaker 5: Sharon, Darren, who are you right now?

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00:45:37,205 --> 00:45:39,364
Speaker 1: Keeping going? Griz? I like it? No, it's too much.

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00:45:39,485 --> 00:45:44,805
Speaker 1: Not on the school run radio when accidentally rogue know me, Dennis,

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00:45:45,205 --> 00:45:49,605
Speaker 1: get it right Rio. Cindy, Hello, Lindy, welcome to the show.

889
00:45:50,805 --> 00:45:53,125
Speaker 1: Feel free to run with it today. Cindy, welcome to

890
00:45:53,165 --> 00:45:54,605
Speaker 1: the show. What are the adds?

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00:45:55,405 --> 00:45:59,485
Speaker 14: Okay, So I had a childhood best friend that ended up.

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00:46:00,165 --> 00:46:02,924
Speaker 14: We met because we had school bag, which was really

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Speaker 14: weird because it was like a special edition sort of

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Speaker 14: billibou one. Anyway, we found out that our parents had

895
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Speaker 14: exactly the same name, we lived the same number of

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Speaker 14: a different street. Two of our brothers had the same birthday,

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Speaker 14: and when we got older we kind of lost touch.

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00:46:20,085 --> 00:46:21,605
Speaker 15: Scott in contact him.

899
00:46:22,325 --> 00:46:24,245
Speaker 14: And found out that two of our kids were born

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00:46:24,285 --> 00:46:27,005
Speaker 14: on the sack the same birthday, and we were married

901
00:46:27,005 --> 00:46:29,005
Speaker 14: on the same day and the same years.

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00:46:28,645 --> 00:46:31,965
Speaker 1: Only were soul sisters kind of constantly aligned.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, and we're still friends.

904
00:46:34,885 --> 00:46:38,805
Speaker 1: Oh what a lovely story, Cindy.

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00:46:39,485 --> 00:46:40,605
Speaker 14: Sorry, someone's just beating him.

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00:46:41,565 --> 00:46:44,125
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that could be important. That could be

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00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,884
Speaker 1: important if you're blocking a drive for our lame way.

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00:46:46,565 --> 00:46:48,245
Speaker 14: We were born one month apart as well.

909
00:46:48,525 --> 00:46:50,725
Speaker 10: Wow, same day.

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00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:54,605
Speaker 1: We've lost it, but there, it was great up until

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00:46:54,605 --> 00:46:56,844
Speaker 1: that the moment he got beat We should have hung

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00:46:56,925 --> 00:47:01,165
Speaker 1: up there. But I love it, Cindy, Well done, Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. We're going to take a break. We'll

914
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Speaker 1: come back with moreal stories for what are the odds?

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Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell shaw go on podcast.

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Speaker 1: Right now, last chance for your stories? What are the odds?

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00:47:11,645 --> 00:47:15,965
Speaker 1: Stories of coincidence and chance. Kate, good morning, welcome to

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00:47:16,005 --> 00:47:16,365
Speaker 1: the show.

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00:47:17,245 --> 00:47:21,165
Speaker 10: Good morning. What are the odds? I had an iPad

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00:47:21,245 --> 00:47:25,485
Speaker 10: stolen from my home? Months and months later, I get

921
00:47:25,525 --> 00:47:31,924
Speaker 10: a phone call the police have identified my iPad. One

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Speaker 10: of the police officers recognized photos from my brother's wedding.

923
00:47:36,605 --> 00:47:39,685
Speaker 10: He'd been to primary school with him, knew the family,

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Speaker 10: and contacted my mom.

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00:47:47,005 --> 00:47:49,964
Speaker 1: For once, all those thousands of photos that just live

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Speaker 1: on our lay clouds actually come in useful. What a

927
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Speaker 1: great kind of Sherlock Holmes, a modern day Charlotte Scroll

928
00:47:58,805 --> 00:48:05,325
Speaker 1: scroll Terry. Wow, what a great story, Kate.

929
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Speaker 6: Do you live in a small country town where everyone

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00:48:10,885 --> 00:48:11,645
Speaker 6: knows everyone?

931
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Speaker 1: No?

932
00:48:13,405 --> 00:48:14,685
Speaker 6: Wow, even more phenomenal.

933
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Speaker 1: I was pretty phenomenal already, Kate. Thank you. How Patsy's upgraded? Kate,

934
00:48:20,885 --> 00:48:22,125
Speaker 1: thank you very much your story.

935
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Speaker 10: I have a good day, You have a great day.

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Speaker 1: By one morning, we got something one more. Tina, it's you.

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00:48:26,725 --> 00:48:31,365
Speaker 1: Good morning, Tina, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 10: Hello, How are you?

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Speaker 1: What are the odds? Tinos, what are the odds? You

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Speaker 1: got it? Baby?

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Speaker 16: So I'm adopted and I was also studying teaching. I

942
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Speaker 16: got my original birth certificate when I was eighteen, and

943
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Speaker 16: when I was twenty two. On my teaching rounds, I

944
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Speaker 16: noticed that my supervising teacher had the same surname as

945
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Speaker 16: my surname on my original birth certificate when I was born.

946
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Speaker 16: So I asked her, do you happen to know such

947
00:49:05,965 --> 00:49:10,325
Speaker 16: and such? And she said, oh, my god, that's my

948
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Speaker 16: you know whatever and my auntie and yeah, we found

949
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Speaker 16: out that we were actually biological cousins.

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00:49:18,605 --> 00:49:21,205
Speaker 1: Oh, my'sredible.

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00:49:22,365 --> 00:49:24,765
Speaker 16: Yeah, yes, so I still I'm still in touch with her,

952
00:49:24,845 --> 00:49:28,245
Speaker 16: still in touch with my biolot. Yeah.

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00:49:28,285 --> 00:49:29,885
Speaker 1: Wow, what a beautiful story.

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00:49:30,685 --> 00:49:33,325
Speaker 16: Yeah, it was incredible. It was a fantastic placement.

955
00:49:33,725 --> 00:49:35,925
Speaker 1: Yeah, And is that funny sometimes that don't for these

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Speaker 1: stories that are coincidence and chants? And yet are they

957
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Speaker 1: because something like that that puts you to together one

958
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Speaker 1: If it's that's something bigger, that's an amazing story today.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you from a town where everyone knows each other's night? No,

961
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Speaker 1: I was just asking for a friend and what I

962
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Speaker 1: But it's from town with you and a donkey, you know,

964
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Speaker 1: that's the holy grail that we look for every week

965
00:49:59,565 --> 00:50:02,605
Speaker 1: on this Tina, awesome story. Thank you very much, recording.

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Speaker 16: Have a great day, thanksful lot, Bye.

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Speaker 1: Lazy Day. Get a takeaway, laze it up on a

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Speaker 1: Wednesday yourself.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Top five countries that have the earliest average waking up

979
00:50:42,365 --> 00:50:45,205
Speaker 1: time Not really relevant. If they were late getting out

980
00:50:45,205 --> 00:50:47,125
Speaker 1: of bed, there's to be on the money.

981
00:50:47,725 --> 00:50:50,645
Speaker 5: Why are they're just lying around lazing around and not

982
00:50:50,685 --> 00:50:51,285
Speaker 5: getting to work.

983
00:50:51,325 --> 00:50:53,565
Speaker 1: No, but the earliest average waking up times, says to

984
00:50:53,605 --> 00:50:56,285
Speaker 1: me early bird, catch the word. These people are working hard.

985
00:50:56,685 --> 00:50:59,925
Speaker 1: Oh it should be yeah, ye should Yeah. Now you

986
00:50:59,965 --> 00:51:05,085
Speaker 1: get these juices, I go, yeah, it's not really not

987
00:51:05,245 --> 00:51:08,725
Speaker 1: moving the same way as me and the train. We've

988
00:51:08,765 --> 00:51:09,685
Speaker 1: spoken about this before.

989
00:51:10,085 --> 00:51:13,285
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm going to say Japan because they go to

990
00:51:13,285 --> 00:51:14,884
Speaker 12: school like six days awake and stuff.

991
00:51:14,885 --> 00:51:15,805
Speaker 3: There don't they?

992
00:51:16,245 --> 00:51:16,645
Speaker 1: Is that right?

993
00:51:16,845 --> 00:51:17,205
Speaker 6: Full long?

994
00:51:17,405 --> 00:51:23,565
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like listen, I've learned, I've learnt the hard way.

995
00:51:23,685 --> 00:51:25,485
Speaker 1: Just go along with it and then we can correct it.

996
00:51:25,685 --> 00:51:26,285
Speaker 5: They do.

997
00:51:26,285 --> 00:51:27,485
Speaker 1: Otherwise you get another minute.

998
00:51:29,485 --> 00:51:32,925
Speaker 12: No no, no, that least is supposed to be the

999
00:51:33,005 --> 00:51:34,885
Speaker 12: latest wake up times?

1000
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:37,285
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Why does it say the earliest?

1001
00:51:37,285 --> 00:51:42,245
Speaker 5: I wrote earliest instead of latest. That's my bad.

1002
00:51:42,285 --> 00:51:43,605
Speaker 6: So now we're going to latest.

1003
00:51:43,765 --> 00:51:45,765
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, So now it's time to make a

1004
00:51:45,845 --> 00:51:49,165
Speaker 1: casual racism where we talk about lazy Europeans, do we? Yeah?

1005
00:51:49,165 --> 00:51:50,844
Speaker 1: Why not? Because that's why when I saw Spain at

1006
00:51:50,885 --> 00:51:52,965
Speaker 1: number one, having been there a few times, they ain't

1007
00:51:52,965 --> 00:51:55,685
Speaker 1: getting out Jose is not getting out of bed early.

1008
00:51:56,165 --> 00:51:58,924
Speaker 1: You know that they have another sleep about three hours

1009
00:51:59,005 --> 00:52:02,885
Speaker 1: later to three hours work. Then I go home to Mama.

1010
00:52:03,925 --> 00:52:07,525
Speaker 1: Spain is at number one, Brazila's at number five. Of

1011
00:52:07,565 --> 00:52:12,245
Speaker 1: course the French hiding in bed, aren't they hiding our

1012
00:52:12,285 --> 00:52:13,005
Speaker 1: third Italy?

1013
00:52:13,525 --> 00:52:13,725
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1014
00:52:14,005 --> 00:52:15,405
Speaker 1: At two it's the Greeks.

1015
00:52:15,725 --> 00:52:17,445
Speaker 5: Yeah, European.

1016
00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:21,525
Speaker 1: I haven't built anything in years. It's a colosseum. Come on,

1017
00:52:22,325 --> 00:52:24,645
Speaker 1: that was years ago. You need some new gear, grease,

1018
00:52:25,085 --> 00:52:28,325
Speaker 1: build something you out there. It's till crumbly old buildings,

1019
00:52:28,325 --> 00:52:30,485
Speaker 1: too long, having those eight hour lunches you have, and.

1020
00:52:30,645 --> 00:52:32,005
Speaker 3: None of them have a space program.

1021
00:52:33,005 --> 00:52:35,085
Speaker 1: Well did you see what you want to flex about?

1022
00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:38,405
Speaker 1: Australia's it fell over after fourteen seconds? Don't you remember

1023
00:52:40,525 --> 00:52:41,605
Speaker 1: it didn't get off the ground.

1024
00:52:42,885 --> 00:52:43,725
Speaker 3: Oh well next time.

1025
00:52:43,845 --> 00:52:48,165
Speaker 1: All right, we're looking for your lazy bands. Rush are

1026
00:52:48,205 --> 00:52:54,005
Speaker 1: a big, big, big rock band from the seventies. Don't Rush. Okay, okay,

1027
00:52:54,685 --> 00:52:57,364
Speaker 1: Freddy's sleeping in, that's right in a queen sized bed.

1028
00:52:57,885 --> 00:53:01,525
Speaker 1: Wake up, Freddy. We've got to be a show size.

1029
00:53:01,805 --> 00:53:02,685
Speaker 3: It's a lazy band.

1030
00:53:02,925 --> 00:53:10,805
Speaker 1: Queen something lazy. Jefferson Airbnb, Jefferson Airplane, AIRBM Gold Coacher

1031
00:53:10,885 --> 00:53:14,925
Speaker 1: were great, weren't they? Yes? Yeah, not these days a

1032
00:53:14,965 --> 00:53:16,885
Speaker 1: bit lazy, haven't they? Yeah? Coachy bed.

1033
00:53:18,285 --> 00:53:19,685
Speaker 5: Should have said that with more confidence.

1034
00:53:20,525 --> 00:53:25,165
Speaker 1: I was scared that this ain't that funny. Actually, mix

1035
00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:31,205
Speaker 1: a lots really slacked off these days. He's mix a bit. No,

1036
00:53:31,365 --> 00:53:32,645
Speaker 1: he's a shocking you're good on there?

1037
00:53:32,805 --> 00:53:32,965
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1038
00:53:33,645 --> 00:53:34,605
Speaker 1: Does it feel like a gold?

1039
00:53:34,645 --> 00:53:34,685
Speaker 4: No?

1040
00:53:34,805 --> 00:53:36,325
Speaker 1: I mean there's does it feel like a gold?

1041
00:53:36,365 --> 00:53:38,125
Speaker 5: He wouldn't been Patty sort of put me off.

1042
00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:41,205
Speaker 1: All right. You know, Patsy loves another Patsy Patsy Kleine,

1043
00:53:41,605 --> 00:53:48,125
Speaker 1: she's chilling out, Patsy reclined, Patsy reclined topical. Did you

1044
00:53:48,165 --> 00:53:51,404
Speaker 1: hear Patsy Kline on the Hot one hundred? Can't believe

1045
00:53:51,485 --> 00:53:52,364
Speaker 1: she was at number three?

1046
00:53:53,685 --> 00:53:56,685
Speaker 3: A Who's that?

1047
00:53:56,725 --> 00:54:00,844
Speaker 1: Then it was Pat ben Rio, Who have you got

1048
00:54:00,845 --> 00:54:01,685
Speaker 1: that lazy.

1049
00:54:01,445 --> 00:54:03,325
Speaker 5: Man's I've got a lazy wrapper here.

1050
00:54:03,445 --> 00:54:08,965
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Slackle Moore's silver.

1051
00:54:09,005 --> 00:54:11,605
Speaker 5: Plus Mariah Carey is a bit of a DV Yeah,

1052
00:54:11,645 --> 00:54:18,045
Speaker 5: oh yeah, big time, Mariah, carry me. I don't want

1053
00:54:18,045 --> 00:54:23,525
Speaker 5: to use my bloody. And who's relaxing up in heaven?

1054
00:54:24,045 --> 00:54:29,085
Speaker 1: He's a veraxing. There's other kids say, is it your

1055
00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:30,765
Speaker 1: generation called it relaxing?

1056
00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:34,285
Speaker 5: It's dozy yoursborn.

1057
00:54:36,205 --> 00:54:37,365
Speaker 1: That's really just a spell.

1058
00:54:40,605 --> 00:54:45,365
Speaker 4: A great buried the poor man.

1059
00:54:44,445 --> 00:54:48,404
Speaker 1: Old mates having a poppet Dick Van Dyke, This show

1060
00:54:48,525 --> 00:54:52,565
Speaker 1: is out of control. Radio unrode guys, un rogue. Anyway,

1061
00:54:52,805 --> 00:54:55,525
Speaker 1: while we're looking for your silver, we're looking for your

1062
00:54:55,645 --> 00:54:59,245
Speaker 1: lazy man stem which is then the show. Now, I

1063
00:54:59,365 --> 00:55:01,125
Speaker 1: just got a little bit Craig Creed the last twenty minutes.

1064
00:55:03,885 --> 00:55:07,285
Speaker 1: You know, I blame Miami Dennis. They show him in

1065
00:55:07,325 --> 00:55:10,444
Speaker 1: the same since that moment. What are we doing? Text

1066
00:55:10,525 --> 00:55:13,884
Speaker 1: numbers Christians stay with It b Prose seven National coming

1067
00:55:13,965 --> 00:55:16,605
Speaker 1: up at a couple of weeks time game face, Oh

1068
00:55:16,725 --> 00:55:20,165
Speaker 1: Force seven five three, one oh four three, Serious voice,

1069
00:55:20,405 --> 00:55:22,885
Speaker 1: wrapping up the break. We're looking for your lazy bands.

1070
00:55:23,245 --> 00:55:26,485
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1071
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:29,565
Speaker 1: Lazy Bands on a Time Waster two hundred and fifty

1072
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Speaker 1: dollars suspended, Coguan dot Com Rio are you ready to mark?

1073
00:55:33,085 --> 00:55:33,685
Speaker 5: I'm ready?

1074
00:55:33,965 --> 00:55:37,325
Speaker 1: TARDYB a little bit late, Missy.

1075
00:55:37,605 --> 00:55:40,285
Speaker 5: Tidy B and Patsy Klein in the same Wow, wait

1076
00:55:41,445 --> 00:55:43,005
Speaker 5: for church God.

1077
00:55:44,085 --> 00:55:49,085
Speaker 1: We're looking for your lazy bands. Radio Bed Silver Inert, Cobaine,

1078
00:55:49,245 --> 00:55:55,165
Speaker 1: Oh clever, Yeah, plus Remissy Higgins choice it remissive me.

1079
00:55:55,325 --> 00:55:59,405
Speaker 1: This means an error, doesn't it? All right? Yeah? Maroon

1080
00:55:59,485 --> 00:56:04,364
Speaker 1: number four five, Adam Lazy Levine, Maroon not before five. Emma,

1081
00:56:04,405 --> 00:56:08,885
Speaker 1: that's very good. Johnny Cash. He's not bothering that cash anymore.

1082
00:56:09,165 --> 00:56:19,245
Speaker 1: Johnny Tapping, go No, Jim meet Loafer, just loafing around. Matthew,

1083
00:56:19,285 --> 00:56:25,165
Speaker 1: well done. Hunters and Click and Collectors take about Triplet.

1084
00:56:25,245 --> 00:56:26,964
Speaker 1: That is very very good. One of the best ones

1085
00:56:26,965 --> 00:56:31,085
Speaker 1: of the week. Jess Fareaus, well done. Billy Bone idols,

1086
00:56:31,245 --> 00:56:34,725
Speaker 1: how man your dad goes? They come on, Billy Bone idols, Silvers,

1087
00:56:34,845 --> 00:56:41,205
Speaker 1: Tired Maiden not Iron Maiden, Bruns. J Loo's getting lazy, Yeah,

1088
00:56:41,325 --> 00:56:48,805
Speaker 1: more like you know, it's rare we get three bronzes

1089
00:56:48,845 --> 00:56:50,765
Speaker 1: in a row. What's going on? They're too lazy, they're

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Speaker 1: Joe, well down, Jess, We're back tomorrow. Have a great date.

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