Speaker 1: It's a Christian show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's a Christian o'connll show. Friday morning. Good morning, Jack,
Speaker 2: Good morning guys, goome On and Patsy. Happy Friday eighteen.
Speaker 2: And to you and what waits for you this weekend? Jack?
Speaker 2: What are you up to?
Speaker 3: Have you ever demolished a house?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: My friend is getting a big renovation and he's trying
Speaker 4: to save money by doing the demolition part himself.
Speaker 3: So I said I would go over.
Speaker 2: And help sedge hammers smashing through walls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sledgehammer.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is so therapeutic. I'd imagine.
Speaker 3: Do you want to come over and have a smash?
Speaker 2: I've got so many issues, so many issues, that would
Speaker 2: be an amazing thing to do. I reckon if you
Speaker 2: ask people to come along thing? Who would want to
Speaker 2: smash up a house? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Fill up a big skip, bitch.
Speaker 2: So what you doing like smashing up the kitchen, cabinets
Speaker 2: and everything?
Speaker 3: I guess so, yeah, I checked with him beforehand.
Speaker 2: That's brand new. Patsy, what do you want to this week?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 6: I've got drinks with a girlfriend. We've been trying to
Speaker 6: catch up since August, and I'm ubering, which will give
Speaker 6: a taste of what sort of.
Speaker 2: When you go to uber that says you've got big plans,
Speaker 2: bad intentions.
Speaker 6: Mummies are on the loose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon. Uber drivers know when they're picking up
Speaker 2: a mum and they're picking them up in the uber,
Speaker 2: it's not that they drove. They had a few too many.
Speaker 2: Got an uber bat. If you're arriving in the uber,
Speaker 2: you know what that's about. It must be all right,
Speaker 2: double thumbs up. This is where we go around the
Speaker 2: team find out what they're into this week. Patsy, what's
Speaker 2: it for you?
Speaker 6: Yes, my husband has got me into a Disney Plus
Speaker 6: show called WandaVision. Ah, I believe you've just started.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it gave up over the ten minutes.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, you need to persist week.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It seemed to be. It all looked
Speaker 2: amazingly may but I had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 6: No, you won't, You won't till sort of halfway through
Speaker 6: the first series. This is Fantastic Jackets based on the
Speaker 6: Marvel Yeah superheroes. Well, neither do I normally, but it's
Speaker 6: got Brittany. The guy Brittany in.
Speaker 2: It called Brittany Commander and he's an awesomate great in
Speaker 2: the show on Y this was on Them show that
Speaker 2: sounds like a bunch show. I love that show. What
Speaker 2: a character.
Speaker 6: But Wanda is played by Elizabeth Olson, who is the
Speaker 6: Olsen Twins sister, and it's brilliant. The other thing I
Speaker 6: noticed this week Britney's back. The other thing I really
Speaker 6: want to mention this week is a podcast by a
Speaker 6: powerful women's series by Tory Archbold, who is an entrepreneur
Speaker 6: and Australian entrepreneur. And this one she's got Alison Bray,
Speaker 6: whose name probably won't be familiar. She used to be
Speaker 6: a supermodel. She's now fifty one, but she's married to
Speaker 6: Cameron Daddo and she talks about menopause. And this really
Speaker 6: resonated with me because it's something I'm almost ass to
Speaker 6: be honest, and you kind of you have pure read's
Speaker 6: where you think, oh my god, I'm going crazy? Is
Speaker 6: this all normal? And I've read a spiel about it
Speaker 6: in the paper this week and then it directed me
Speaker 6: to the podcast and suddenly everything made sense. Wow, it
Speaker 6: was really really good.
Speaker 3: If you're like.
Speaker 6: Me and you're sort of going on that roller coaster
Speaker 6: of hormones, check it out. It's just on Apple and
Speaker 6: I found it really useful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, look, it sounds great, and that's a
Speaker 2: great thing about podcasts. There's so many people getting there's
Speaker 2: stories out there now and there's no filter and there's
Speaker 2: no like waiting for a radio boss to put something
Speaker 2: on which has got a vaned audience for that. However,
Speaker 2: I'm not going home to my wife today going hey,
Speaker 2: listen was telling me about it's about menopause, just saying
Speaker 2: have a lot of listen. Maybe crazy, I'm haunting out
Speaker 2: this weekend, but it does sound great. We do on Patsy The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack Post, what is your double thumbs up this week?
Speaker 3: I've been a bookworm this week and I've got books
Speaker 3: to recommend. The first one is very apt for.
Speaker 4: The one last game that we're doing at the moment,
Speaker 4: which is guys who could have been AFL players but
Speaker 4: for whatever reason, life got in the way. Injuries means
Speaker 4: they're not playing. This book by Matt Haig called The
Speaker 4: Midnight Library. Oh, it's great, It's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Haig's a great writer.
Speaker 3: It's all about.
Speaker 4: Regret, sliding doors moments, what could have been if you
Speaker 4: had made a different decision in your life.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: That's all I'll say about it. But it's just a
Speaker 3: great book.
Speaker 2: A book, yeah, really good book.
Speaker 4: And the other one is one I've read many years ago,
Speaker 4: but I just gave it to my sister. Honestly, it's
Speaker 4: probably the most I've laughed out loud ever at a book.
Speaker 4: And it's called ant Farm by Simon Rich. Super funny.
Speaker 2: He's written many great books. The only only the guy
Speaker 2: I've known is it reads them. That's really funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually hard to find. He wrote People Might
Speaker 4: Know Miracle Workers, which is a show with Daniel Radcliffe
Speaker 4: and Steve Beceeming. He wrote the original book for that.
Speaker 4: But this one, ant Farm is like a collection of
Speaker 4: funny stories.
Speaker 2: Here stories essays you wrote, Harvard Lampoon.
Speaker 4: That's it, Harvard Lampoon. I could only find it's not
Speaker 4: on Amazon. I could only find it on fishpond dot
Speaker 4: com dot au. Was it on Booketopia or Amazon, fishpond
Speaker 4: dot com dot you. Honestly, it's the BOBM laughed at most.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're looking for a funny book, can't recommend
Speaker 2: that or not great one jack for me? Just two things.
Speaker 2: Then I went to see a movie over the weekend
Speaker 2: with my one of the daughters, Lois. We went to
Speaker 2: It's a coming of age movie. I love coming of
Speaker 2: age movies are my favorites. Up movie. It's called Summer
Speaker 2: of Bagnold. It's by one of the actors who's now
Speaker 2: obviously a bit older than he was in The in
Speaker 2: between Us, which is incredibly funny British comedy movie about teenagers.
Speaker 2: Simon Rich, one of the in between Ers, has directed
Speaker 2: this Summer Bagnold, very very funny. Do you know what's
Speaker 2: really nice just going to the cinema. Cinemas are going
Speaker 2: to having a really really tough time. We all know why.
Speaker 2: But if now that we can, if we don't smarts
Speaker 2: walking the cinema system, we're gonna lose this. And I
Speaker 2: know it's easier to stream stuff. We talk about it
Speaker 2: every week, but there's just saw something different about going
Speaker 2: to the center and enjoying a movie. And I loved it,
Speaker 2: just going getting the popcorn, even watching the irritating adverts
Speaker 2: and then the ultra local adverts as well. There was
Speaker 2: something refreshing about doing again go to the cinema, even
Speaker 2: if you're not too sure about the movie We won't.
Speaker 2: We didn't. I hadn't read any reviews. It was brilliant
Speaker 2: swher bag Nold. The other thing is what a podcast lineup?
Speaker 2: Moving into our territory. Barack Obama, President of the United States,
Speaker 2: wance A Preyers, always a Press with Bruce Springsteen. They've
Speaker 2: started a podcast together. I got an email advertising it Spotify.
Speaker 2: You don't need to advertise it. I think it's going
Speaker 2: to find an audience. Springsteen and Obama sitting down in
Speaker 2: Springsteen's home studio with like a bottle of scotch in
Speaker 2: front of them, swapping stories, and then the Boss plays a.
Speaker 3: Song halfway through the first episode.
Speaker 2: It's heaven. However, the interesting thing is the power balance. Well,
Speaker 2: I know, once a president, always a president, but you're
Speaker 2: the boss and he's not the president anymore. It's not
Speaker 2: in the White House. I got the feeling that that. Well,
Speaker 2: for the first episode, did you hear it? Obama is late,
Speaker 2: I thought, and doesn't call him up on it. If
Speaker 2: that was an E Street member, they're being fined right,
Speaker 2: doesn't say anything. I'm already arm annoy. You don't keep
Speaker 2: the boss waiting.
Speaker 4: It sounded to me the first half hour sounds like
Speaker 4: a Barack Obama interview podcast.
Speaker 3: These first guests is Bruce.
Speaker 2: If I was a producer, say up the Bruce content
Speaker 2: this I get. The felling is just behind the desk
Speaker 2: pressing all the buttons on that for Obama anyway, it's
Speaker 2: called Renegade. It's an amazing listen and you've got two
Speaker 2: natural storytellers. It's very very interesting and really really funny
Speaker 2: as well. Yes, some are bag Nold and Renegades. Those
Speaker 2: are my double thumbs up.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday morning, we were going on and maybe unnecessarily deep
Speaker 2: dive back in the nineties and to rude Sandstorm. One
Speaker 2: of our listeners his friend is a truck driver and
Speaker 2: on his air horns. Well, have a listened to this, right? Neil,
Speaker 2: our listener who emailed with this story that this was
Speaker 2: recorded a couple of months ago when his mate was
Speaker 2: a truck driver very excitedly got the rude Sandstorm as
Speaker 2: his airhorns. And so to catch that audio for us,
Speaker 2: he had to be our listener Neil, on top of
Speaker 2: a bridge while his matetro under, which is why you
Speaker 2: can hear it approaching and then going under. So let's
Speaker 2: just appreciate Neil the listener at the effort the man
Speaker 2: went to share this with Australia and out the other side,
Speaker 2: what a tree? Hey, what a tree? What have you
Speaker 2: got them? All the way? I'm just saying that Jack's
Speaker 2: just how that backpack you carry in every day, which
Speaker 2: I never know what's in a little a little bit
Speaker 2: of tupperware. Yeah, first time.
Speaker 3: I need you guys to do me a favor.
Speaker 4: Actually, after the show today, monitor my energy levels from
Speaker 4: where they usually.
Speaker 2: I've been doing that for almost three years. Not good enough.
Speaker 2: Yesterday you disappeared. I went to have a team meeting
Speaker 2: when Jack's gone home. See you energy levels are so bad.
Speaker 2: You just failed a manhole.
Speaker 4: I'm finding it so at nine o'clock every morning, I
Speaker 4: just get soaked.
Speaker 2: But don't you eat. I always have something to eat
Speaker 2: then otherwise you do slump. That's like our lunchtime.
Speaker 3: That's my problem.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get the weeps that I have at
Speaker 4: five o'clock in the morning to see me through until lunchtime,
Speaker 4: and I keep running out.
Speaker 2: Of You've got to see it. Lunchtime really is sort
Speaker 2: of after the show for us.
Speaker 3: So I've bought in this new little lunch pot.
Speaker 2: Is that fruit salad that I'll make every day? Can
Speaker 2: I say that? Won't make it till Wednesday? And look
Speaker 2: me in the eye, tell me you made that. You
Speaker 2: made that?
Speaker 4: No, sorry, Bianca made the first one.
Speaker 3: Training you is she I'll I'll make them from here
Speaker 3: on air.
Speaker 2: That is the saddest thing I've ever seen. It's the
Speaker 2: sort of thing an old person gets out of the beach.
Speaker 2: What is in that misery box?
Speaker 3: Some cut up carrots, some cut up apple cashews off.
Speaker 2: Like a petting zeal or something they defeed the goats, fruit.
Speaker 3: Salad, carrots, fruit salad. It's not a fruit salad. He
Speaker 3: called it a fruit salad. It's just an energy box.
Speaker 2: So that's a parsy. Look at this.
Speaker 6: Something like a rabbit or a guinea pig.
Speaker 3: Well, cashews that's not for guinea pigs.
Speaker 2: And then look they all mixed in one thing. What's
Speaker 2: that the rind of something.
Speaker 4: That's know, these are snakes, jolly snakes.
Speaker 3: You don't give them to guinea pigs. That's a little trait.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, it's like you know, you got your
Speaker 3: on traine.
Speaker 2: You go with the carrots are now on trees in
Speaker 2: your house. Oh ambassador, you're spoiling me with these delicious
Speaker 2: cuts up carrots entree. Perhaps you let's never go around
Speaker 2: for dinner around a Jack Space. We'll have an ontro
Speaker 2: just chopped up carrots. Dessert will be.
Speaker 4: Well, this is funny because I was going to offer
Speaker 4: you guys, but now this is all for me.
Speaker 2: This goes well you've been laughing at there's only face
Speaker 2: in a minute. You can't have any now, I was
Speaker 2: going to offer this around. I don't want any. Keep
Speaker 2: the misery, boss, I don't want it.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, Jack was telling us about how his neighbor had
Speaker 2: knocked to his door at the worst time of the day.
Speaker 4: I told you my energy levels below I was having
Speaker 4: a power nap and he came and knocked on the door.
Speaker 4: I thought the urgency which he did it. I thought
Speaker 4: something was wrong. He'd misplaced his phone in his house
Speaker 4: and just needed somebody to ring.
Speaker 2: Is that your business?
Speaker 3: Ring his phone?
Speaker 4: He went back inside straight away, picked it up and go, yep,
Speaker 4: it's in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: This is why golden rule I always have. I never
Speaker 2: answer the front door. Whatever's there is something asking me
Speaker 2: to do something or it's just crashing into my type. Basically,
Speaker 2: leave that front door alone. Okay, if they need to
Speaker 2: get a hold of you, we have communication channels called
Speaker 2: mobile phones. You'll be contacted very easily. So just don't
Speaker 2: get the front door jack right, there's a guy who
Speaker 2: emailed he was listening it yesterday, Christian. When we bought
Speaker 2: our house were living in now, I had a doorbell,
Speaker 2: wasn't connected to anything. We've been living there two years now.
Speaker 2: I haven't wired it up. It's great fun sitting aloud
Speaker 2: to just watching people press it. That's from Alex So
Speaker 2: the somon You want to know, why did you knock
Speaker 2: on your neighbour's door? Perats If you had to knock
Speaker 2: on your neighbor's door.
Speaker 6: What funny Because just last night, So I was in
Speaker 6: the front room which overlooks the street, and what's in
Speaker 6: this front room, by the.
Speaker 2: Way, I get that. I get the feeling that you're
Speaker 2: one of those nosy neighbors where it's just the kind
Speaker 2: of observation room they've got that you know, black and
Speaker 2: white TV monitors. You know that you've seen those neighbors,
Speaker 2: you know what devices and it's a cold, it's a
Speaker 2: colder set the color sat piece.
Speaker 3: So there should be no strangers coming down the colder set.
Speaker 2: Why are they turning around? What were they ever doing here? Exactly?
Speaker 2: Don't it's the good room.
Speaker 6: It's like our second lounge where only Chris and.
Speaker 2: I sliding doors to go into it.
Speaker 6: Or no, we kept it open, lovely hell nice?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: Anyway, this green twin cab you'd pulled up yesterday, trade No,
Speaker 6: but guess what was sign written on the side of it?
Speaker 6: Snake catcher.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't guessed that would do? If you have five guesses,
Speaker 2: great game, do it again next week, though? What was
Speaker 2: written on the side of the colder sack?
Speaker 6: That just struck fear in me?
Speaker 2: There were cash man in terms of great radio.
Speaker 6: Snake catcher, snake catcher d d yes from the Good
Speaker 6: Room exactly. And this guy got out, opens the back
Speaker 6: of the yute, gets out like a long stick with
Speaker 6: a hook on the end of it, and bang bank
Speaker 6: snaky take in the coulder sack and then he goes,
Speaker 6: knocks on the door and goes inside.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 6: Well, I've just got to sit, pull up a pew
Speaker 6: and watch what happens.
Speaker 2: Let him just into your house.
Speaker 6: No, he's over the road. The neighbors over your watching
Speaker 6: all of this room, you bet? Anyway, he came out
Speaker 6: about half an hour later, and the sack didn't look
Speaker 6: like there was a snake in the bottom of it,
Speaker 6: And well, I went and knocked on the door. I
Speaker 6: had to ask if there's a snake.
Speaker 2: I had to You're so nosy.
Speaker 6: But you know what, we don't know these neighbors. They
Speaker 6: have only been there about eight weeks, and we've been
Speaker 6: meaning to anyway. I said, look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt.
Speaker 2: Put the old Dean's voice on.
Speaker 6: Hello Petrina Jones, hypan newman, But I'm just wondering, do
Speaker 6: you have a snake?
Speaker 7: Is there?
Speaker 6: And I said, yes, in it wriggled away, so it's
Speaker 6: still on the loose. I didn't get it, but I
Speaker 6: had to know, didn't I you did?
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 6: It's a matter of public safety.
Speaker 2: Can I say?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 2: And I hope you don't take this wrong way? But
Speaker 2: I want to hear once a week. We need to
Speaker 2: put it in the show planet. We don't have much
Speaker 2: of a show plane, but put in a weekly update
Speaker 2: from the good room. And I mean this genuinely. I
Speaker 2: want to know once a week maybe on a Friday
Speaker 2: ten to seven. We want to know everything that you've
Speaker 2: seen from the Good Room this week. Yeah, see the
Speaker 2: end of the week update from the Good Room Tells
Speaker 2: from the Good Room. Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, this morning on the show. Then when I've
Speaker 2: knocked on Friday, coming up in about twenty minutes time,
Speaker 2: right now, why did you knock? Knock? Hang on? He said,
Speaker 2: trying to find the sound of face. Why did you knock?
Speaker 2: Thank you on the neighbor's door? My b a doorbell,
Speaker 2: and also if they could get the sound effects our
Speaker 2: producers of like a metallic one, you know, something with
Speaker 2: that big old.
Speaker 3: The knocker, Yeah, the knocker. No, that's a judge's gavel, yeah.
Speaker 2: Or Bob Cratchet's at the door. So from a turn
Speaker 2: of the eighteenth century. That's the old silver chip cane
Speaker 2: on the door, isn't it.
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Come to collect the chickens?
Speaker 2: Is here? Minded?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 2: I know you're in all right? Why did you knock
Speaker 2: on your neighbor's door? Let's go to the lines. Aaron,
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 8: Here are you going.
Speaker 2: Aaron? Why did you knock any neighbor's door?
Speaker 8: I just came back from having surgery on my hand
Speaker 8: and arms completely numb, and it's so out of the
Speaker 8: sling and I couldn't lift it to put it back in.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's what you literally had to knock on
Speaker 2: your neighbor's door with the good arm.
Speaker 4: He's having too much fun with They went, they got
Speaker 4: a buzzer, there we go.
Speaker 2: If I got them, I'm going to use and Aaron
Speaker 2: and so what happened then? Just god to scene, someone
Speaker 2: opened the door.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my neighbor opened the door and she just couldn't
Speaker 8: help her laugh. But yeah, I had to like literally
Speaker 8: pick my arm up and put it back in the
Speaker 8: swing pot.
Speaker 2: That was true. Come on, you dirty swine. We're not Aaron.
Speaker 2: We've spoken about this. My husband's not in at the moment.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you know that the old dead arm, pick
Speaker 2: it up, put it back in the sling. Come on, Aaron,
Speaker 2: you should know better. Buy now. Aaron, Thank you very
Speaker 2: much your cool Take care O. Yah, you know what's missing?
Speaker 2: I want the self out of the door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you were angry when you asked him
Speaker 3: when the door opened. You didn't have that.
Speaker 2: There's nothing there, nothing there. We're building the BBC Radiophonics
Speaker 2: Library here, Kate, good morning. Yes, yes, Kate, yes, red
Speaker 2: to disturb you, Kate, why do you knock any neighbor's door?
Speaker 10: Well, I didn't knock on their doors. They knocked on
Speaker 10: my parents' door when I was a kid, all.
Speaker 2: Right, so it would have been quite a few years ago.
Speaker 10: It's quite a few And she had a kind of
Speaker 10: an odd request. She asked if I would be able
Speaker 10: to climb through her front window to unlock her front
Speaker 10: door because she'd left her keys inside.
Speaker 2: Do you see these people before, because this might be
Speaker 2: like a really good.
Speaker 10: Ploy for the Well, we had had conversations over the fence,
Speaker 10: so she wasn't gonna kill me when I went over there.
Speaker 2: And so did you do this?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 11: I did.
Speaker 10: Yes. The first time I'd ever been in a house
Speaker 10: that was it was breaking into it.
Speaker 2: That's great. So they essentially asked you to break into
Speaker 2: their own house. Yep, ye all right, Kate, Thank you
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 10: You cool, You're welcome, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Why did you knock on your neighbour's door? Christian, We
Speaker 2: used to live next door to our neighbors. Get that
Speaker 2: bit great start to your email sets up well. Hard
Speaker 2: to knock on. Oh, we don't have any neighbors, my
Speaker 2: husband happened they're still phone in next week called stating
Speaker 2: the obvious. We used to live next door to. My
Speaker 2: husband happened to be at home when I was at
Speaker 2: work when our neighbor knocked on the door, arriving naked
Speaker 2: with only a small hand towel around his privates. He
Speaker 2: told my husband he locked himself out of the house
Speaker 2: and his wife had taken the spare key from their
Speaker 2: secret hiding place. Do we all have the secret key
Speaker 2: hiding place?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pats?
Speaker 3: Oh she's what's going on with Pats? I think her
Speaker 3: computer's broken?
Speaker 2: Oh right, okay, I'll get a new copy of The
Speaker 2: Herald's Son then we should be fine. And I asked
Speaker 2: my husband if he could lend him some clothes. She's back.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm I'm having all sorts of strife with his computer,
Speaker 6: but I'm back.
Speaker 2: Now. Do you have a key secret hiding place?
Speaker 6: Do I have a r No? Not really she does.
Speaker 1: She just doesn't worry anyway.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his wife had taken the spare keys from their
Speaker 2: secret hiding place. He asked my husband if he could
Speaker 2: lend him some clothes and then drive him to his
Speaker 2: dad's house to retrieve the backup keys. My husband had
Speaker 2: to lend him some clothes they didn't fit, and then
Speaker 2: they had an awkward drive with this guy to his
Speaker 2: dad's house to get the keeye. That's wrough. I'm merklean, Christian.
Speaker 2: I once lived in a flat where you could hear
Speaker 2: the next door very very clearly. One day his alarm
Speaker 2: goes off at five am and it doesn't stop for
Speaker 2: an hour or so. This went on for four or
Speaker 2: five days. Same time I realized he was obviously away.
Speaker 2: It was driving me nuts as I were to night.
Speaker 2: After a fifth morning, being woken up at stupid o'clock,
Speaker 2: I jumped over the fence broke into the back of
Speaker 2: his house to turn the alarm off. All was good
Speaker 2: until two weeks later the guy got robbed and the
Speaker 2: police went there checking for fingerprints and entry points. Oh no,
Speaker 2: I have no criminal history and nothing to worry about,
Speaker 2: but I'm still very nervous. For a couple of days,
Speaker 2: no one came knocking on my door. That's unbelieval. Leah,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Really, I'm good to hope you having a good week,
Speaker 2: and why did you knock an your neighbor's door.
Speaker 9: Well, I knocked on my neighbor's door because my husband
Speaker 9: had a severe cooking accident. So what had happened was
Speaker 9: he was king absolutely cooked this most amazing curry in
Speaker 9: a crockpot clokebooker, yep. So he was going between one
Speaker 9: bench to the other with the ceramic base and it
Speaker 9: burst and curry went everywhere. The crock pot went everywhere,
Speaker 9: all over the floor, the walls, the roof, and if
Speaker 9: you can imagine.
Speaker 2: Spices curry in any human, it would have done that
Speaker 2: with his backside.
Speaker 9: Wall like the road runner, because he started to run
Speaker 9: as on the curry and everything shit the floor. I
Speaker 9: was laughing, and he slipped over until he landed on
Speaker 9: the crop pot and a bit went in his leg
Speaker 9: and he's telling me to pull it out, and I
Speaker 9: went it was and was wide as ghost and when
Speaker 9: I need dettole and went across to my neighbors knocked
Speaker 9: on the door.
Speaker 10: Why was the ghost?
Speaker 9: Said, I need debthole. But while he did this, he
Speaker 9: went to the tea taels and the bottom drawer of course,
Speaker 9: and went to put them on. And I said no,
Speaker 9: not that one. It's a good one.
Speaker 2: Everyone. My wife has her favorite tea taels.
Speaker 1: The good ones.
Speaker 2: There's a good one and the good tea taels. Another
Speaker 2: fact as well, that your tee tails are in the
Speaker 2: bottom drawer. I've moved my recently to the top drawer
Speaker 2: so that they're easy to get because they're too lazy
Speaker 2: to bend down and get the tea towels.
Speaker 4: Chat. Our tee taels are chopped shove. No, not even
Speaker 4: in a drawer, shoved under their sink.
Speaker 2: Oh no, chaos. Who can live like that? So anyway,
Speaker 2: back to the crop park and you go around and
Speaker 2: get some debt hole and then you go did he
Speaker 2: get out of his leg?
Speaker 9: Yes, my friend the neighbor and him pulled it out
Speaker 9: of his leg because he didn't want to go into
Speaker 9: hospital on Saturday night. And then he went to the
Speaker 9: doctors the next day and had about eight stitches.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you very much, your story here. Okay, have
Speaker 2: nice weekend, Laura. Good morning, Laura, Good morning, guys. Are
Speaker 2: you going We're good? Laura? Why did you knock any
Speaker 2: neighbor's door?
Speaker 12: All right? So, hubby or are you going to work?
Speaker 12: And I was just in We've got a home gym,
Speaker 12: and I just ordered this massive weightlifting belt, thickest lever
Speaker 12: you could ever imagine. I had it all done up
Speaker 12: of powerlifting. I was doing great until I had to
Speaker 12: take it off and I could not get this belt.
Speaker 2: Undone medieval chastity belt or something. And I know those big,
Speaker 2: those big sordid leather ones with that and you sent
Speaker 2: it around your waist. Don't need to protect yourself your powerlifting?
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, So I got my kids, and my kids
Speaker 12: were getting into it. They couldn't do anything, yeah, pretty much,
Speaker 12: And I was like, can I go and ask them?
Speaker 12: And I'm like, oh, they're in their sixties. I'm like,
Speaker 12: this is going to be so embarrassing. So I knocked
Speaker 12: on the door with this giant belt on, and I
Speaker 12: was like, I'm stuck in my weightlifting belt. Is there
Speaker 12: anyway you guys could help me get out of her?
Speaker 12: The wife just turned around wetting herself, and then her
Speaker 12: husband had to get right in there. So we got
Speaker 12: pretty much I'm close and personal, and he got right
Speaker 12: in there, Dougie's elbows in and he eventually got it off.
Speaker 12: But I tell you, we got to know each other
Speaker 12: very well that day so and it's a story that's
Speaker 12: that gets brought out over a few drinks here and there.
Speaker 2: I wonder to know, have you still got the belt?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 12: I do still have the belt hanging up right in
Speaker 12: front of me.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Well, we were going to give
Speaker 2: these away later, the Red Hot Summer Tour tickets, but
Speaker 2: you give us a story that great. You deserve a prize.
Speaker 2: So I've got a pair of tickets. They're good tickets
Speaker 2: as well. Go to Red Hot Summer Tour Live. You
Speaker 2: see Jimmy Barnes, who the Gurus, John Stevens, Diesel and
Speaker 2: loads more. That is a great thank you. You really
Speaker 2: made us laugh, Laura, thank you very much. You have
Speaker 2: a great weekend.
Speaker 1: Two hell Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Here's the latest son on one Last Game. Just like
Speaker 2: in the real world of sport, we are at the
Speaker 2: moment right now all concerned with one key player's fitness.
Speaker 2: We are eleven days away from game day. One Last
Speaker 2: game then is I think we wanted to do for
Speaker 2: people that used to really love playing footy back in
Speaker 2: the day. And we're calling our team, which is built
Speaker 2: up from all the people that you've been telling us
Speaker 2: about your husband's, your dads, People nominate themselves as well.
Speaker 2: People still love playing footy back in the day and
Speaker 2: actually had the talent, you could have gone all the
Speaker 2: way you could have been. And we've got a great team,
Speaker 2: a very good team. We did our first training session
Speaker 2: this week with Simon Goodwin from the D's. I'll be honest,
Speaker 2: Simon wasn't overly impressed with the fitness levels. Put this way,
Speaker 2: we'd hired Goody for forty minutes. We had to put
Speaker 2: it up with seventeen minutes halfway through. We didn't even
Speaker 2: make it halfway through. A lot of time at the D's.
Speaker 2: I don't think Simon Goodwin's ever taken a seventeen minute
Speaker 2: training session in his career, but there's a for everything,
Speaker 2: so he could have been. So we'll be playing in
Speaker 2: eleven days time and it's a great opportunity. They're coming
Speaker 2: up against an All Star team, the Fox Footy All Stars,
Speaker 2: captain by Nick Revolt, coached by Dermott Brereton. So this
Speaker 2: is a big game and it's all about goals for us. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if we're going to make sure that we're going to
Speaker 2: get goals, we need our star kicker and the guy
Speaker 2: that we picked was a guy called we've given them
Speaker 2: nickname Hollywood. He said, back in the day when he
Speaker 2: was a teenager, he was kicking one hundred goals, one
Speaker 2: hundred goals every season when he was in his prime,
Speaker 2: a fifteen sixteen seventeen. Anyway, he turns up to training
Speaker 2: and he's limping from the car just to get into
Speaker 2: the training session. Not a good time. He'd stumped his
Speaker 2: toe and he wasn't able to train really at all.
Speaker 2: This is our guy who's our goalkicking machine. Yesterday he's
Speaker 2: gone into surgery to have a toenail removed. I'm not
Speaker 2: making any of this up right. He's had to go
Speaker 2: into surgery to have a toenail removed. And now I'm
Speaker 2: seriously worried that eleven days ago, I don't know whether
Speaker 2: he's going to have grown a new toeenow to.
Speaker 4: Us, it seems too soon. He swears that he can
Speaker 4: still play in two weeks time, and you're.
Speaker 2: Kicking, you know, if he is lucky enough to get
Speaker 2: an on shot and a moment to actually kick it
Speaker 2: well with a tender toe that's still grown back. So
Speaker 2: now we don't know, obviously what we're talking about. So
Speaker 2: he found a man who really does and that's not
Speaker 2: to Peter Larkin, from the et Worth Sports and Exercise
Speaker 2: Medicine Group, served as a team doctor for John Katz
Speaker 2: and the Adelaide Crows. Also in the two thousand Sydney
Speaker 2: Olympics he was the team doctor as well. This is
Speaker 2: exactly who we need this morning. It's a crucial moment
Speaker 2: for us, eleven days away from gain day, Dr Peter Larkin,
Speaker 2: good morning, Good.
Speaker 7: Morning, Christian, lust to speak with you.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for helping us out. We've put
Speaker 2: a bat signal up into the sky. We need to
Speaker 2: know whether he's going to be able to match fit
Speaker 2: or not. He's our goal kicking machine.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, Hollywood, I've heard his reputation. Obviously it's outstanding from
Speaker 7: his past memories. But look, he's in trouble, I would say, Christian.
Speaker 7: I mean, you know, when we talk about injuries in footy,
Speaker 7: we really generally, you know, think about something important like
Speaker 7: a ripped hamstring off the bone or a dislocated shoul.
Speaker 7: To be honest, Christian, the toenail doesn't rank in the
Speaker 7: list of important injuries. So I'm a bit a bit
Speaker 7: worried about his you know, his pain level, if he's
Speaker 7: worried about going in and having hospital surgery for a
Speaker 7: freaking tonile injury of Christian. But but putting that aside,
Speaker 7: having having a tone al ectomy and having completely removed,
Speaker 7: now he's not going to grow a new one that quickly.
Speaker 7: Nobody does that, not even not in a lizard that
Speaker 7: loses its tail. So I reckon, I reckon. The All
Speaker 7: Star team is going to be able to sort him
Speaker 7: out very kick quickly. I understand it's his kicking league too, Christian,
Speaker 7: So you know that's so let's sape he doesn't get
Speaker 7: a kick, because then he doesn't have to worry about
Speaker 7: what his foot's doing. But I noticed on the opposition,
Speaker 7: you've got a couple of mean players, Cam Mooney, I know,
Speaker 7: and Cam's got a mean streak in him. So I
Speaker 7: put Cam on Hollywood, because all Cam's got to do is.
Speaker 2: Just giving them. We didn't get you on to do this.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry. Well, I was going to, well, can I
Speaker 7: give Well, I can give you know, I'll give Dermott
Speaker 7: Dermott that Dermot would have been the meanest defender because
Speaker 7: Dermot would have just stomped on his toe. At the
Speaker 7: moment they ran ont of the ground, you know, and
Speaker 7: once you know that's that's that's the you know, forget
Speaker 7: the pinchy pinchy that the defenders used to do. You
Speaker 7: just start stomping on their foot when the umpire is
Speaker 7: not looking and then then you put Hollywood out of action.
Speaker 7: So so the other thing is just to fill him
Speaker 7: up with a bit of gin and tonic before the game,
Speaker 7: and that's a good of an anesthetic or painkiller or whatever.
Speaker 7: He's the tipple of the day might be, and he
Speaker 7: may not play well, but he won't have any pain
Speaker 7: in his toe either.
Speaker 4: But you put any synthetic toenail on or something rapid
Speaker 4: around the tie.
Speaker 2: Women do.
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 7: I think you need to get the girls on and
Speaker 7: take him to one of the beauty spars and maybe
Speaker 7: we can put some lacquer and you know, and sort
Speaker 7: of a bit of decorative toenail stuff. And they put that.
Speaker 7: I understand they do put some some nail hardener on,
Speaker 7: don't they. They do, But he's going to have a
Speaker 7: pretty raw area because you know, the the underneath nail
Speaker 7: is going to grow back over about three or six months,
Speaker 7: so it's a long time growing a new one back.
Speaker 7: He's going to have a pretty raw under that he
Speaker 7: could put a little bit of a padding on. Put
Speaker 7: a few corn pads, as I said, maybe maybe you
Speaker 7: put it artificial.
Speaker 2: One not to show com pads on him.
Speaker 7: Shol's got a whole collection of corn Patrician And yeah,
Speaker 7: so he needs to visit his grandmother's chemist and you know,
Speaker 7: and just work out what she's got in her drawer,
Speaker 7: or knock on the neighbor, knock on the neighbor's door
Speaker 7: and just say listen. If he's got an elderly navy
Speaker 7: maybe he can do the door knock like you were
Speaker 7: talking about before.
Speaker 2: Tell me this. Then, if you were the coach of
Speaker 2: this team and right now you were faced with a
Speaker 2: very tough decision. But if you want to guarantee success
Speaker 2: and going to get as good a game as possible
Speaker 2: against these all star legends, would you rule him out
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 7: Look, I'd have to know his personality and whether he
Speaker 7: is tough, for he's a bit of a he's a
Speaker 7: bit of a.
Speaker 2: Still frosted tips for a fifty year old man. That's
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 7: I'd probably yeah, Look, i'd probably bring out the psychologist
Speaker 7: in myself and really just get into his brain a
Speaker 7: little bit more and just say, look, it's you know,
Speaker 7: it's mind over matter. When this comes, I'd say, Hollywood,
Speaker 7: it's mind over matter. Forget your toe. It's really not
Speaker 7: an important part of your anatomy and it just make
Speaker 7: sure you keep away from your defender because he's going
Speaker 7: to stomp on your foot if he's any good at all.
Speaker 7: And that'll be either Jordan Lewis or Cam Mooney, because
Speaker 7: I know they're listening and they'll be the ones that
Speaker 7: will shake him out because Brad Johnson's too nice a
Speaker 7: player and Nick Reewold's too lovely a player. Isn't going
Speaker 7: to No, he's too nice a person.
Speaker 2: Tell me this is it worth us just removing the
Speaker 2: toe and then we don't have to worry about it. Well,
Speaker 2: do you know over the weekend have you got a
Speaker 2: lot on? Can we bring him round? No?
Speaker 7: No, I've got a free weekend actually, And you know, look,
Speaker 7: if we did the complete toe, we won't feel a thing.
Speaker 7: Of course you'll be in a wheelchair for the match.
Speaker 7: But you know, I don't know if you know the
Speaker 7: story of Daniel Chick at West Coast Eagles, Christian I
Speaker 7: think it was before your time. But he broke his
Speaker 7: finger a couple of times. It was all out of angle.
Speaker 7: The surgeons couldn't straighten it out, so Daniel just said,
Speaker 7: lop it off. Just lop it off. So he had
Speaker 7: his finger taken off and he kept playing football afterwards.
Speaker 7: He's famous for that, taking a toe off. You know,
Speaker 7: it would be a little bit difficult to be up
Speaker 7: in ten days time. We could do it tomorrow if
Speaker 7: he wants it done.
Speaker 2: I think he's on the line right now. He's actually
Speaker 2: Hollywood has been listening to all this. He's on the
Speaker 2: line right now. Hollywood. Hello, Christian, where are you you
Speaker 2: laying from the hospital bed?
Speaker 13: I am away from the hospital bed as we speak. Yes,
Speaker 13: how are you a little bit tender this morning? But
Speaker 13: even a bit more tender after Pete Larkins comments just then.
Speaker 7: Well, well, Hollywood, you know we don't know each other,
Speaker 7: but I'm relying on your inner strength here, mate, because
Speaker 7: you know you just need you just need to suck
Speaker 7: it up now. Just make sure you don't do anything
Speaker 7: silly and get an infection, because then you'll lose your
Speaker 7: whole league before the game. So so you're planning.
Speaker 13: On what was planning on coming down? So your good
Speaker 13: self for a couple of visits, maybe for a couple
Speaker 13: of jabs in the title or something.
Speaker 7: And well, I've got a nine point thirty spot this morning, Hollywood. Yeah,
Speaker 7: what do you want me to jab you with a
Speaker 7: bit of courage juice? Or do you mean.
Speaker 13: As Kecka would say, there's plenty of intestinal fortitude there.
Speaker 13: But yeah, we will, We'll get through this, I'm sure.
Speaker 7: Well, I think Hollywood. You probably know that the local
Speaker 7: anaesthetic injections in footy, if they go wrong, you don't
Speaker 7: even feel your whole leg and you won't be doing
Speaker 7: anything if we do that. But look, you could put
Speaker 7: a total sleep and that'll be fair enough. So I
Speaker 7: don't know who your your team doctor is going to
Speaker 7: be on the day, Hollywood, but just be careful.
Speaker 2: Question, Actually, how are you fixed in eleven days time
Speaker 2: to be the on hand team doctor for this?
Speaker 7: How am I fixed?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: What do you mean, Hollywood?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, you we don't want our staff full forward been
Speaker 3: the doctor for the team.
Speaker 7: Well you're going to ask me my charge outrage, ye, Christian.
Speaker 7: So I'm not sure. I'm not sure what Gold's budget
Speaker 7: is at the moment, but.
Speaker 2: Work off the basis of nothing, and then do you ticket.
Speaker 7: Well, you know, listen, maybe look I'd be I'd be
Speaker 7: fascinated to beat. I'm just worried the workload is going
Speaker 7: to be so high.
Speaker 2: You're quite right, yes, yes, with.
Speaker 7: The age of some of these blakes, and worried about
Speaker 7: rip ham strings and written rupture, achilles tendons. And you know,
Speaker 7: because these water beans I call them water beans, right,
Speaker 7: we call them athloids. I know, because these are people
Speaker 7: that suffer from an STD condition. You're not an STD condition?
Speaker 7: Is Christian?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 7: It's a sport talent deficit, right?
Speaker 2: I see. Now they've got raw talent obviously, yes they have.
Speaker 2: It's latent talent. It's in there. Right.
Speaker 7: Oh, well, look in maybe we have a chat about
Speaker 7: me coming along and bringing the ambulance on the day.
Speaker 7: You can talk to me afterwards about that and just
Speaker 7: sort of see if we can negotiate that.
Speaker 2: Okay for now, d to Peter, luck and you've been brilliant,
Speaker 2: have a lovely weekend. Thanks for coming on this morning, very.
Speaker 7: Helpful, and good luck to those guys. I think they've
Speaker 7: got a challenge ahead of them. Well done.
Speaker 2: Hollywood, Hollywood, you're out the team Christian.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Time now for knock off Friday. This is where you
Speaker 2: give us a calling to us. What time are you're
Speaker 2: knocking off today? It's a nice important question on a Friday.
Speaker 2: What time are knocking off? What time you're finishing? And
Speaker 2: you begin your weekend? And then what are you looking
Speaker 2: forward to this weekend? Jackie boy has got a dazling
Speaker 2: weekend ahead of him. After today's show, you're off to go.
Speaker 3: I can't wait. Sheet shopping, Oh.
Speaker 2: My word, I am jealous. Thread count, top count, thread count, Egyptian.
Speaker 3: Cotton BANKLE woke up like Christmas morning.
Speaker 6: The sales are how many threads are we looking at?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what. How does that work?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: The higher count the better?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they last, they do last longer. So I'd go
Speaker 6: a minimum one thousand and try to go for a
Speaker 6: nice Egyptian.
Speaker 2: Yes, we've got Egyptian cotton. And I tell you what.
Speaker 2: Those Egyptians they built the pyramids, and they loved a
Speaker 2: great bed sheet, too. Common had a great bed sheet.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's still wrapped up in its.
Speaker 2: Egyptian have cornered the road in the bed sheet. You
Speaker 2: don't even talk about any other nationality or area of
Speaker 2: the world. It comes to bed sheets.
Speaker 4: So think as you guys are drinking your beers or moscado,
Speaker 4: so think of me just feeling the count.
Speaker 3: Is this enough for.
Speaker 2: The same challenge they built them pyramids?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Knock Off Friday. Will you tell us what time are
Speaker 2: you knocking off today? Straight off today's show? Be envious
Speaker 2: of Jack posts as always he doesn't live a normal
Speaker 2: life bed sheet shopping that actually just makes me feel
Speaker 2: so sad. I feel sorry for you because I've been
Speaker 2: through it and it is tough. The idea of tight
Speaker 2: my wife has for that kind of stuff, I don't
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 4: I would just go My game plan is go in,
Speaker 4: choose quickly and just get it over and done.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, good luck. There's no rushing. Why when you
Speaker 2: rush slom which is so good. There's so many more
Speaker 2: stores this, yeah yeah, and you'll be going straight back
Speaker 2: that first one at four o'clock today. Forget today, it's
Speaker 2: a rite off. I hope you've got that now one
Speaker 2: of she's made you that energy lunch box today of
Speaker 2: all days. The old energizer bunny. She wants you going
Speaker 2: all right once time you knocking off. Let's gonna Mark.
Speaker 14: Good morning, Mark, you boy, Good morning Christian? How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Mark? What time you looking off today?
Speaker 14: I'm looking off at two o'clock this afternoon?
Speaker 2: And then what are you doing? What waits for you
Speaker 2: this weekend?
Speaker 1: Mark?
Speaker 14: Well, my brother in law is my boss at Latrove
Speaker 14: University and we're going to have a game of golf.
Speaker 2: And did you play you pretty good?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 14: I consider myself to be a reasonable golfer. He's the
Speaker 14: one doing all the spooking off though, so neither of
Speaker 14: us have had a hit for about a year and
Speaker 14: a half. So it's going to be interesting. And we're
Speaker 14: planning for a bottle of plank.
Speaker 1: Ok.
Speaker 2: Good look, good luck. He's your boss. You need to
Speaker 2: let him win, you know the rules.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well he's he's fourteen years younger than me and
Speaker 14: he's got a little bit of waiter in the good.
Speaker 2: So I think I've say about your bos on the radio.
Speaker 2: That sets the game up really well. That's a career move,
Speaker 2: that power Movemark ambitious? All right, mar enjoy your hit today?
Speaker 8: Oh thank you?
Speaker 2: Very much, Thank you very much much. Uh, Tania, good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 15: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to what time you're knocking off today? Three thirty?
Speaker 2: Bang on three thirty? And what's the highlight of your weekend? Tanya?
Speaker 15: New, Call of Duty dropped last night, so I didn't
Speaker 15: get to play for very long. So I played on
Speaker 15: a very very long night playing video game.
Speaker 2: This is amazing. So you're one of these Caller Duty fans.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, I actually stream at. My husband's probably having
Speaker 15: a heart attack listening to me right now because he
Speaker 15: loves you guys. Yeah, I stream at live on Facebook.
Speaker 2: All right? Are you not on Twitch? And I thought
Speaker 2: all the game is Twitch.
Speaker 15: No, I'm actually partnered on Facebook gaming.
Speaker 3: Right hard it? So you're official.
Speaker 2: So this is why Zuckerberg needs to turn it back
Speaker 2: on over here. It's it's not to keep Fridenburg happy.
Speaker 2: It's because Tania needs to play Call of Duty with
Speaker 2: all pals. I do, so describe the scene. Have you
Speaker 2: got the old headset on, and you've got your battalion
Speaker 2: and whatever you called each other.
Speaker 15: I've got two cameras, I've got their neon lights behind me,
Speaker 15: I've got the ring lights. I've got it all.
Speaker 3: You've got a better set up than.
Speaker 2: We haven't got any of those things in this studio.
Speaker 2: That's why we haven't got it.
Speaker 3: How do we find you? Tenure? Can we watch you?
Speaker 15: If you search out on Facebook to search Miss Vixen,
Speaker 15: you'll find me live every night.
Speaker 2: Not sure looking up. And Miss Dixon. I got to
Speaker 2: trouble once before. It was all fine, terrible misunderstanding, just clear,
Speaker 2: miss Pain, Miss Pain. But with a P A Y
Speaker 2: N E. So Miss Dixon, and we'll find you, Miss Vien.
Speaker 2: Take that out of the podcast, Miss Vixen. Yes, Miss Vixen,
Speaker 2: this is worse all right. Well, have a look, okay.
Speaker 2: I know that if I ever played one minute of
Speaker 2: these Call of Juty games, I would become addicted. I
Speaker 2: don't trust myself near that. It looks too exciting.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 15: It's very very addictuous.
Speaker 2: How long will you be paying for tonight?
Speaker 15: I get on about seven when the kids go to bed,
Speaker 15: and it's about two am when I get off.
Speaker 2: Second day at work. You know, mine's downstairs. The kids
Speaker 2: are sleeping upstairs.
Speaker 15: Yes, my husband's sleeping in the room next to me,
Speaker 15: but he's a champion here. He helps me sleep in
Speaker 15: the morning so you can deal with the kids and
Speaker 15: we swap, we take turns.
Speaker 2: This is amazing. I love this well, listen enjoying. What
Speaker 2: do you what do you call it gaming?
Speaker 15: Yes, he's one of the players.
Speaker 2: All right, Miss.
Speaker 15: Vixen, Miss Vixen, thank you guys. Have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a look tonight. Okay, see you later. Bye,
Speaker 2: see you online. That didn't sound right. I didn't mean
Speaker 2: it like that. It was an invite.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Big day in our house today. Ruby, my oldest daughter.
Speaker 2: She's six and a half. So this afternoon taking her
Speaker 2: to a place in Heatherton. She's doing her learner's theory test.
Speaker 3: This is the one that you just do at the
Speaker 3: computer all theory.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That means you have to sit in the victors while
Speaker 3: you're wait, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a Friday tree. Every day you go, it
Speaker 2: feels like a Friday.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I just go down a vic roads even if
Speaker 3: I don't know or anything.
Speaker 2: You know, just hang to all the people down there
Speaker 2: that day. You know, she's got to get seventy eight percent.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I was trying to help revise pointless. I don't
Speaker 2: understand half the the hieroglyphics you have here that you
Speaker 2: call road signs, even that parking one divided into four
Speaker 2: quadrants sometimes the red exclamation mark and then.
Speaker 3: The parking signs are very difficulty.
Speaker 2: Make them that complicated, you know. I still find it
Speaker 2: very confusing here about the kind of mysterious kind of
Speaker 2: road rules and stuff like that. So even right these
Speaker 2: steps are us pommies. This doesn't any sense. So in
Speaker 2: the UK, not untillly seventeen, you go and have lessons,
Speaker 2: then you have a test. Yep here at sixteen you
Speaker 2: have a theory test online. Then you have lessons. You
Speaker 2: need to do something like one hundred thousand hours or something,
Speaker 2: get something logged in a log book, like she's like a.
Speaker 3: Pilot, or you'll be doing the log book because she's driving.
Speaker 3: You're in the passenger seat. You're logging the air.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the size of my hand?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: How much that? But I can't cram in any small
Speaker 2: details and stuff of that. I won't to do that.
Speaker 2: And then she has to be like someone like is
Speaker 2: it is it one hundred and twenty hours? Yeah, one
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty hours. I'm thinking about getting her once
Speaker 2: she's up and she'd had a couple lessons to come
Speaker 2: in here at the weekend to the car park. In
Speaker 2: the car parks, I think that's a good place to
Speaker 2: sort of practice sort of maneuvering in and out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, you're gonna get one hundred and twenty
Speaker 4: hours out on the road. You can't drive around an
Speaker 4: empty car park.
Speaker 13: Oh.
Speaker 2: I thought my plan was this and go around a
Speaker 2: car park and go that's twenty minutes done. It's going
Speaker 2: to take a couple of years. You'll be fifty. See. Anyway,
Speaker 2: yesterday we were going through all and there was one question.
Speaker 2: I took a photo of it on she was doing
Speaker 2: like a test thing online right, and there was one
Speaker 2: question why. I just had no idea, So I said,
Speaker 2: tell you what. I'll ask the team. They all know,
Speaker 2: they all drive. Put it up there and welcome to Australia.
Speaker 2: This is what you get a lot of same when
Speaker 2: you go to a footy Oh I think, I guess.
Speaker 2: I think that means what was the one I put
Speaker 2: up yesterday?
Speaker 3: One hundred percent of the team got this role.
Speaker 2: Well, Holp is there for that kid. She's got me
Speaker 2: as her dad and now they're kind of backup, are
Speaker 2: you guys?
Speaker 3: It's uts like this. You're driving through the country, a
Speaker 3: bus displaying a give way sign pulls out in front
Speaker 3: of you. Does the bus have right of way?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: I thought, actually the whole team thought a bus has
Speaker 3: right away.
Speaker 2: It feels like it feels that that makes common sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's got a little sign on the bus that
Speaker 4: says give way to the bus pulling out. Because her house,
Speaker 4: the bus just has to sit there.
Speaker 2: That sat there all day. They've got passages on the bus.
Speaker 3: Nope, apparently you have right away in this situation. The
Speaker 3: sign only applies in built up areas, so if you're
Speaker 3: in the country. I don't know why, but the bus
Speaker 3: has to weigh on the side.
Speaker 2: Really, I need to text her and tell that because
Speaker 2: I just gave her your name. So we've got that
Speaker 2: bit wrong. She's got the test at midday, so I've
Speaker 2: got a couple of hours to let her know.
Speaker 3: So she's allowed to get how many wrong.
Speaker 2: She's got to get seventy eight percent?
Speaker 3: And is she allowed to take her phone in?
Speaker 2: Of course they're not. I've got an examinous name. You
Speaker 2: don't do that to any otherwise. What's the point.
Speaker 3: Well, then she could text the team and we could
Speaker 3: all help her.
Speaker 2: Like you got it wrong, I mean, if she wants
Speaker 2: a garan see failure, texta team.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast Today's Time Wasteter on Movie Soundtrack Day. So many
Speaker 2: great movie soundtracks. I didn't know this. The first movie
Speaker 2: soundtrack album commercially available was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Speaker 2: Get this. This was such a new concept of music.
Speaker 2: The album had to carry a very explanatory title. Its
Speaker 2: full title is Songs from Walt Disney's Snow White and
Speaker 2: the Seven Dwarfs Brackets with the same characters and sound
Speaker 2: effects as is in the film of that title. I
Speaker 2: love that fact. What a great fact. That is absolutely brilliant. Also, Patiria,
Speaker 2: who put that fact together? I don't think you can say.
Speaker 2: Was the new one from Snow White the Seven Dwarfs.
Speaker 2: Like it's a band putting up their hot new release.
Speaker 2: So many great soundtracks over the years. John Williams said
Speaker 2: this Jaws and about a Billy Nurse. You also did this,
Speaker 2: all right, So today we're asking to put a band
Speaker 2: in a movie. Jackie Boy's very excited. He just told
Speaker 2: me you're on the song that he reckons he's holding
Speaker 2: a gold plus. We will see my friends, all right.
Speaker 2: Puts a band in a movie pretty in pink Floyd silver,
Speaker 2: the who framed Roger Rabbit gold? Damn I could have
Speaker 2: done a Roger Roger daughtery reservoir snoop dogs gold, and
Speaker 2: he Haulder notes gold. I love the image there. Wambo,
Speaker 2: that's my favorite one. Thank you all the inexcess assist.
Speaker 4: Oh scary money though, brah damn it.
Speaker 2: Wambo, what have you got that? Have you got the
Speaker 2: gold plus? Put a band in a movie, jack, my
Speaker 2: big big. I'm just gonna get rid of the start again.
Speaker 2: Let me start to give you a new theme tu
Speaker 2: as well, all right, put a band in a movie.
Speaker 3: A few good charlottes.
Speaker 2: Bronze.
Speaker 4: That's not the gold, so I don't want the girl
Speaker 4: with the imagined dragon's tatoo. Bronze plus, that's all right,
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm holding a double double A says he's
Speaker 4: holding weekend at buor Keys.
Speaker 3: Now that is good.
Speaker 2: That's not my silver minus abatar gold. Thank you you
Speaker 2: got the big one. Here we go, all right, give.
Speaker 3: It drude, where's my car?
Speaker 2: Gold plus plass plass plus plus the highest we've ever
Speaker 2: given that my friend is gold. Wow. Wow. I want
Speaker 2: to see action replay of that. That is great once more?
Speaker 3: Please, Drude, where's my car?
Speaker 2: He's always snippy, but they do. But you've done a
Speaker 2: great one there. All right? What can you do? And
Speaker 2: put a band in a movie? That's what we're looking
Speaker 2: for today. Have you got gold plusses?
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Speaker 3: Did the transmission go down? Or is that pause in
Speaker 3: your brain? O?
Speaker 2: No, not at all, No, No, it's it's the art
Speaker 2: of timing, jerk. I'm still training you up in it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you as it was saying earlier, is that word
Speaker 2: time waster? Yeah, they're biggie pro. Today it's put a
Speaker 2: band in a movie, because today is I've been to
Speaker 2: earlier because I was.
Speaker 3: Trying to tide you some kind of soundtrack appaciation day.
Speaker 2: M that's it. Yeah, movie soundtrack day. So put a
Speaker 2: band in a movie. Catch me if foo can. What's
Speaker 2: that fight? Just catch me if you can catch me?
Speaker 2: If you can? Oh no, come on, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: I think someone's goal plus plus plus plus past has
Speaker 2: gone to his head. A few good boys to men
Speaker 2: gold what n Vanessa Beastie Boys in the Hood, Silvan
Speaker 2: Gone with the Earth, wind and Fire. What a mash up? Andrea,
Speaker 2: well done. The post Malone always rings twice? Hello, Wait
Speaker 2: a little bit contemporary for us Gold Post Malone name
Speaker 2: on Gold, what unjustin Ferntree, Gully Edward Scissors Sisters Gold.
Speaker 2: I have to say these are outstanding today. I mean
Speaker 2: always funny Ivery Day, but today the Baha men who
Speaker 2: stare at goats Gold Gavin, well done, Elton john In
Speaker 2: sixty seconds Gold, The Green Day Mile Silver. Oh, I
Speaker 2: thought you'd give that goal? Can find love? Billy Joe
Speaker 2: Armstrong Green Day? Are you saying sorry there? I thought
Speaker 2: it'd be a shoeing? Then many stare at.
Speaker 3: Goatier Gold, double Plush.
Speaker 2: Very good. Danny Beork to the Future Silver, Basa Air
Speaker 2: Force one Direction Silver, yar all, where's my car? Yar all?
Speaker 2: Where's my car?
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 2: Paul the taking of Blink one eight two instead of
Speaker 2: Pella one eighty two? Very good. Glenn Doobie Brothers. Where
Speaker 2: art thou.
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 2: Plus Big Mamma's Crowded House? Anyone that is genius? Judy
Speaker 2: and Morabit well done. Toto Recal Gold. How to lose
Speaker 2: a guy Sebastian in ten.
Speaker 3: Days a gold double plus.
Speaker 2: I'm Stephen Silence of the wams Gold and Abergeddon that
Speaker 2: we have to get any such a good rum, Peter brilliant.
Speaker 2: They were great, very very good. We'll have to do
Speaker 2: that again a couple of months time. All Right, Cooler
Speaker 2: of the Week coming up next.
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Speaker 2: So every single Friday we do Call of the Week
Speaker 2: where we have so many amazing callers every single day.
Speaker 2: We had the amazing call this morning just simply about
Speaker 2: why did you knock on your neighbor's door? Who knew?
Speaker 2: We get a story about a powerlifting belt, some being
Speaker 2: trapped in it and have to knock at the neighbor's
Speaker 2: door going can youone do my power lifting belt? There
Speaker 2: have been so many calls again this week. Just highlighting
Speaker 2: one of you and giving me one thousand dollars thanks
Speaker 2: to Mercedes Benz Barrick is really hard. However, here are
Speaker 2: some of our favorite calls this week. Hello, Hello, The
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show. Hello, Coller of the Week, David the
Speaker 2: You the skydiver jumping.
Speaker 11: To a village school as Father Christmas and then probably
Speaker 11: just get blown by the strong wind in the snow
Speaker 11: because we got down the wrong place and it's too windy.
Speaker 11: We blew backwards miles away and they were sort of disappointed.
Speaker 11: I landed next to a motorway where this car stopped
Speaker 11: and sail Santa. You were a bit off course, I said, yeah,
Speaker 11: I meant to jump into the village. School through up
Speaker 11: and delivered me.
Speaker 7: In the car.
Speaker 2: Joe, your house has been on TV.
Speaker 5: Yes, my house was on TV. I usually in the
Speaker 5: neighbors court. Carling Minau came to our place. She said, oh,
Speaker 5: could she come in have a look. She was going
Speaker 5: to be an actress on the show, and we didn't
Speaker 5: know who she was. And then she said I was look,
Speaker 5: do you mind.
Speaker 10: If I use your toilet?
Speaker 5: And we said yeah, no problem, and my mom goes, oh, look,
Speaker 5: you better go follow her because we don't know who
Speaker 5: she used.
Speaker 10: She might steal something.
Speaker 3: And so you were standing guard at the toilet door.
Speaker 5: Walk did not God, I was just kind of just watching.
Speaker 2: Barbara Good morning. What came from above?
Speaker 5: Snake?
Speaker 12: Possibly a bird dropped it, you know, a crow.
Speaker 3: I thought the animals were working together. Give me a
Speaker 3: good vantage point and I'll tell you when to drop me.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Caller of the week.
Speaker 2: All right, so call the week today. It has to
Speaker 2: be David. David deserves one thousand dollars thanks to Mercedes
Speaker 2: Benz Berrick for our Call the Week, Mercedes Benz Berrick,
Speaker 2: your family owned and operated Mercedes Benz retailer. Now, David
Speaker 2: was amazing, just one of those natural storytellers from Yorkshire, England,
Speaker 2: that's what his accent from is, where they're lovely people.
Speaker 2: They love it, but they are some in quite a century, David.
Speaker 2: He called the next day with two more of three stories.
Speaker 2: We can't get hold of him. He's probably blown off
Speaker 2: again right now. He could be trying to land in
Speaker 2: Melbourne but end up in the nulla bore. Who knows
Speaker 2: where he is right now, he's in the wind. When
Speaker 2: he does land, somebody in those cover days, I've no
Speaker 2: doubt he will call the show with another amazing story. David.
Speaker 2: Even though you're not picking up, we're still giving you
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars because that, genuinely is one of the
Speaker 2: funniest stories we've heard on the show. And we get
Speaker 2: so many great stories every day, but the skydiving Santa
Speaker 2: meant to be landing in the school playground where the
Speaker 2: kids all wait excitedly. When he gets blown off course
Speaker 2: onto a freeway and someone picks him up gives him
Speaker 2: a lift to go back to the school is incredible.
Speaker 2: So David, you win your one thousand dollars. So we
Speaker 2: are back Monday morning. Thank you very much listening to
Speaker 2: show this week, all your calls, your texture time waste
Speaker 2: as well. Jackie boy, what a day ahead of you.
Speaker 2: Now you're off to go sheet shopping, bed sheet shopping
Speaker 2: for Jack.
Speaker 3: That's right. I have the energy though.
Speaker 2: So many people wish they had, you know, a showbiz
Speaker 2: lifestyle like Instagram influencer Jack Do.
Speaker 3: You need anything? Pillowcases? Sheets?
Speaker 2: If my wife heard this right now, she'd be texting
Speaker 2: going did they say pillowcases? We can never have enough pillowcases? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And today my big thing is then midday taking Ruby
Speaker 2: to sit her Heatherton Vic Roads there to go and
Speaker 2: sit her learner's exam for Yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Thanks listen, We are back Monday morning. When you wake up,
Speaker 2: be the last full week on the show before the
Speaker 2: big game. There's another training session Monday morning. Make sure
Speaker 2: tune in. We got the misheard lyrics and the last
Speaker 2: three big names get announced in the All Star team
Speaker 2: as well. Have a great weekend.
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