WEBVTT - #23: Easter in Isolation 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.960 Oh, hi, guys, before we get into the show, I 0:00:02.000 --> 0:00:03.640 need to just let you know that we're breaking up. 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:07.640 No we're not, but Jenna and I are keeping the 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:13.200 kid and it's Siamese and we just can't separate it 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:14.760 because it's heart is in the middle of the scene 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:17.720 and there's just nothing the surgeons can do. We've asked 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:19.959 them and they said the heart is right where they'd cut, 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:21.400 so it'll die. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:24.160 They said the heart is quite essential these days. 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:26.520 They said the heart is needed. They looked at Mitch 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:28.280 and not that you've got one, and then everyone in 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:29.320 the surgery laugh. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:30.200 Oh, we laugh. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.919 Anyway, we thought before we started the show we'd give 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:33.879 you a little FYI. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:37.600 Obviously you're listening to the full show podcast right now, 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:41.040 but you probably notice every week we also upload a 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.959 handful of the best bits from each show. We put 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:46.760 them up as like separate much shorter podcasts because the 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:50.120 full Stones like on a good day, around an hour. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:52.640 Some guys, that goes much longer than that. Yeah, I 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:54.600 don't have time for a one hour podcast every week. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:56.400 We understand that you have other things to do. Yeah. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:59.639 I usually save long podcasts for like flights and road trips. 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.720 With people that listen to the whole episode on Monday, 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:04.280 the date's released. Don't you have clothes to wash? 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:05.920 I mean, I'm very glad that you do listen to 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:07.800 the full show, and we're grateful that you hear. But 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:11.000 we're also aware that people are busy. So what we've 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:12.880 done if we thought we'd give people the option to 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:14.119 listen to little bits at a time. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:16.279 For example, I was googling how to cook a steak, 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:17.880 and you know the optimal time to cook a steak. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:18.319 What is it? 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:19.920 Ten minutes? Oh? 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:20.360 Really? 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:22.640 Yeah, six on one side and four on the other, 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:25.319 and then you rest it so the blood drains out. 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:27.760 So that sounded very awful, isn't it. So while you're 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:31.000 doing that, listen to a little mini episode. 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:33.080 Sounds like the same thing you do with like a 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.800 corpse after you've murdered someone, rest that so the blood goes. 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:37.560 Out, hang it from its ankles, from the rafters, and 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:38.800 the blood drains into the taoll. 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.280 That would take about ten minutes. Is it just me? 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:43.880 Hey, listen, fellow serial killers, we're catering to you. 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:44.080 Two. 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:48.640 Let's get on with a show. People do some weird shit. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:51.680 It should in young people inhaling the gas from cooking 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:54.560 canisters known as names to get high. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:58.760 Some things more since than the other. Done everything for you. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:02.320 My career I could have been anything if both had 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:07.160 the talent. Bleace yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:08.760 This is leadership. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.720 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:14.800 Well good, just. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:18.960 A couple of riches. Shoul one of us be and 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:20.680 the other be Mitchell. Just to make things easier. 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:23.280 Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:28.080 You always call me Mitchell. Oh No, he is Mitch 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:32.680 Juby and Mitchell ku Oh. Here. We are a very 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.160 different kind of show today. 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:37.839 Everyone, Hello, team, Yes, it's going to be a little 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:40.799 bit different. We're not in the studio today, and we're 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.240 not even in the same room right now. Remember when 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.280 we were coming up with a backup plan if coronavirus 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.440 forces into isolation, we were going to do the show 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:49.519 from my lounde room. 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:51.960 It was going to be so much fun doing zoomba. 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:54.400 Yes, Jenna was going to do a zoomber tutorial. 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:56.720 Well that was never confirmed. Let's be real. 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.160 I think it was. Actually I was quite keen for 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:02.880 a Zombi tutorial from Jenna. But obviously the restrictions around 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:06.560 coronavirus and social distancing of really tightened, so we've all 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:09.240 got the pornable mics from home. I'm currently on my 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:12.800 back porch with a wine in hand. There's some fucking 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:15.440 rat children running around in their bikes. You know how 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.440 those kids that don't have backyards often play around in 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:20.880 like the apartment complex carp. 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:24.359 Yes, yes, yes, riding their green machines on their heelies 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.680 push them into an oncoming truck. 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:27.280 I say, do you know what one of them has? 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.880 Did you guys ever have a zoingo boingo as a kid? 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.600 Oh my god, I had a zein No, I had 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:35.800 a heart foundation one gifted to me, and I popped 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:36.760 it on the first born. 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:40.400 That is so ironic, because heart foundation is all about 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:40.880 heart help. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:45.240 Well, I grew up in the forties, so I'm not 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:46.960 aware of what you're talking about. 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.520 Of course, of course, you just had the polio injection 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:50.160 that was your fun. 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:53.240 Yes, indeed, Jenna, I must say, it's lovely to have 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:55.320 you back. We had lots of people passing on their 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:58.440 condolences for the lossier grandmother. I hope you don't mind 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:03.280 me asking. But the new social distancing restrictions around coronavirus 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.000 and stuff. Did that mean that you couldn't go to 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:06.200 your own grandmother's funeral? 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.960 That is correct, Yes, I was unable to go. 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:12.080 Oh, Jenna, Oh that is so rough. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:16.400 And when she was dying only one person could go 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:17.560 into the room at a time. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:21.279 Oh that's horrible. Do you reckon? You guys will do 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:23.520 anything else? Like you know how some people like to 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:27.200 do their own little balloon letting go ceremonies and stuff, 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:29.320 because I feel like, oh, the lack of closure would 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:32.880 be just awful. Sorry to start in such a dark note. 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:36.479 No, I actually like that idea. I you know, maybe 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.400 even like a family lunch or something, just a yeah, 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:40.440 way should remember her. 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.839 It's a tricky time for families and stuff. Can I 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:45.560 tell you that I literally just received in the mail 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.200 like an Easter care package from my mother because I 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:50.640 won't be able to travel back to the country for Easter. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:53.560 Oh I'm wearing my bunny is right now? 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.000 I look tragic. I mean, can I just say something, 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:59.039 I've got like a four eighty p skype camera going on. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:02.800 But if you like a housewife straight out of the 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:06.320 middle of picton. You have a what looks to be rose. 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:08.640 Even though there's no camera quality, I can still see 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:09.520 the pigment. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:09.520 Of the pit. 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:12.480 Now is it a dressing gown that you're wearing, Darling? 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:13.560 My word, it is. 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:19.000 And Easter Bunny is like a retired playboy bunny ugg boots. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:20.760 I don't know if you can see those ug boots 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.920 and socks. You look like Cat in the hat if 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:25.880 he had bluddy Alzheimer's, Like what is this look? 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.240 This has been me all week because I'm an annually 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.240 from work at the moment, which means unless they have 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:33.240 a valid excuse to leave the house, I can't. And 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:36.680 I've been it seems every day that goes by, it 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.080 creeps forward an hour that I feel it's appropriate to 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:40.160 start drinking wine. 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:43.520 Yeah, I had a wine the other day at I 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:46.880 think it was one pm. Did you really that's early 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:50.800 for a wine? Anyway, we are all self isolating. We're here. 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:52.760 We're still going to put on a show for you guys. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:54.880 It's got to be different and bear with us. There 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:58.279 might be you know, niggles and sniggles, but who knows. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:00.279 Can I tell you? While we were toying with the 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:02.719 idea of whether or not to just sneak into the 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.880 studio or not. But then I was inspired to stay 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:09.120 in broadcast from home after I saw on Channel nine 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:13.520 that her Royal Highness Tracy Grimshaw is doing a Current 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.400 Affair from her spare bedroom and I thought, of it's 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:18.640 good enough for Tracy Grimshaw, it's good enough for me. 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:19.600 Did you see it, Mitch? 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:21.800 I think you sent me the video, but I didn't 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.760 watch it. I just couldn't bear to do it. Her 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:25.880 sitting in a blazer in her bloody study. 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:27.279 I've got the audio with me. 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:28.840 Oh my god, play it. 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:29.520 Take a listen. 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:36.600 Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw. Welcome to a Current Affair tonight. 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:38.920 We're coming to you from my bedroom. And there's something 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.440 I never thought i'd say. It's a spare room, and 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.680 in the interests of staying home, will be here for 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.000 a while. I have a small crew who here for 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.800 the first night, which is allowed because there, of course 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.440 at work. As you can see, it is a little 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:54.360 bit cramped, but we have to do it. We begin 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:57.880 with the government's monster effort to save the Australian economy. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:00.640 Do you like how she just carries on like it's 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.479 just business as usual. I was like, no, no, I 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.839 can't take you seriously when you're sitting in front of 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.640 your Panasonic in your spare room. It was the worst 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.440 home studio I've ever seen. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.160 Everything And the way that she says that I'm Tracy 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.800 Grimshaw broadcasting tonight from my spare room. Like, I'm Tracy 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:22.840 Grimshaw broadcasting tonight from my sex room. Turn that off. 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:24.480 Well that's what I was thinking, Do you reckon? She 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.720 took them into the spare room because she's like, I 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.240 don't want people in my bedroom. That's where she gets frisky. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.520 Yeah, and that story would a leak. People love writing 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:34.480 articles about Tracy Grimshaw. 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.200 Well, it was all over daily mail and stuff when 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:39.680 she was broadcasting from home, and it sounded like it 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:41.840 was going to be permanent. But guess what. Literally a 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.240 day later, she's back in the studio. This is what 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:44.760 she said. 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:51.000 Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw. Welcome to a current affair. 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:51.280 Now. 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:53.240 I know you all love the dogs, me too, but 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:55.400 I've had to leave them at home and come back 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.600 to the studio tonight while we sought out some logistical issues. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:03.240 See the video of her dogs running into her home studio. 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.720 I never knew Tracy Grimshaw was so but she's literally 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:13.800 like so, apparently the dogs were causing some issues and 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:15.840 that's why she had to go back to the studio 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:16.640 Channel nine. 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:17.960 Well I heard something different. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:19.240 What did you hear? 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:21.080 Confidentially? 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:22.800 Yeah, well we're recording. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:23.960 It's on the record. 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:26.440 Yes, but we're all friends. It's all good. 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:27.160 Yeah. 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:33.280 So, basically, apparently somebody was stalking Tracy. They were following 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:37.680 the Channel nine van to her house, which is why 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:39.760 they had to move back to the studio. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:44.239 Oh no, so they knewe her palatial mansion was exactly 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:44.839 and they knew. 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:48.080 Now they know the names of her dogs. They've been 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:48.920 calling out for them. 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:51.320 Oh, you're kidding me, all right because of that video. 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:53.360 I think I saw it on Daily Mail. This video 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:54.120 was behind the scenes. 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.760 You'll notice you'll notice that she did upload it to 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:58.720 her own Instagram. But now it's gone. 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:01.480 Wow, Tracy Grimshaw has stalkers. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:04.719 Imagine if her dogs were named after Ozzie TV icon. 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:07.360 But get off carry Anne, She does not want you 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:07.760 on her. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:12.160 But anyway, we're broadcasting from home. We're going to persist 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.120 and see if we have as much like as Tracy did. 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:16.760 Right, Yeah, yeah, I think we'll be okay. We're doing 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.560 okay thus far. But hey, if this is your first 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:22.679 time listening, good fucking luck. This is not the episode 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:25.400 to listen to for the first time. But we start 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:27.120 the show every week with it Is it just me? 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:31.280 It's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. Why 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:34.880 don't Mitch, Mitch, you go first? But mine today is 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:39.720 how do I put this? I don't want you guys 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.280 to think differently of me when I tell you, but 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.160 I have a feeling that I'm going to be judged, 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.600 mostly by you, Mitch, but definitely by the listeners. The 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.160 wording won't be good. I haven't nutted it out yet, 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.680 but I'm anxious for It's the first time I've actually 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:53.520 been anxious. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:54.120 Now. 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:58.440 That is quite an extraordinary assumption that I would ever 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:00.520 judge you, Mitchell. When if I ever in the type 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:02.439 to criticize you, God. 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:03.959 Please, I feel like I've got a second mum when 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.920 I'm talking to you sometimes, I. 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:08.920 Mean, look at me, Look at me in my dressing 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:10.559 gown on the back porch. That doesn't really do me 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:13.360 any favors. But before we get into my is it 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.080 just me? I'm gonna kick it off this week. Let 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:17.120 me tell you that later on we're launching a brand 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:20.360 new segment that I'm calling gold Digger. This came about 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:23.000 after last week's show when we had Nat filling in 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:26.200 as a guest host. Jenny, you weren't here, but I 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:28.280 learned a lot about Mitch in the space of this 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:32.760 one show, Jennett, did you know that Mitch a sketches 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:37.000 like he draws pictures of people? What and b he 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:38.880 is a fully trained opera singer. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:40.840 No no, no, no, no. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:43.880 No, no, no no no, Jennet, Please don't pretend someone's 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:45.599 just told you the meaning of life. It's not the 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:46.360 end of the world. 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.839 Why, Well, I didn't know these things about Mitch, and 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:52.480 I said that, and he accused me of not asking 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:55.040 him enough questions about him, and that's the reason I 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.800 didn't know. And so that's why I've got this segment 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:00.720 gold Digger, coming up. I'm essentially just going to be 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:04.120 interviewing him, and then next week you'll do me, the 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.840 week after we'll do Jenna. It's basically, we just dig 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:10.040 for gold, keep asking question after question until we struck 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:12.680 gold and find a good story that we didn't know 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:13.319 about each other. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.520 All right, All right, we're waffling when we can't see 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.080 each other, so we don't know when to Buddy and Mitch, 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:18.800 why don't you start the show with your first iGEM? 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:19.520 All right, let's go. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:22.560 Is it just me? 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:28.600 Have you noticed birds getting oh? Right on, que Have 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:33.640 you noticed birds getting louder ever since self isolation began? Yeah? 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:34.640 No, I haven't. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:36.400 Absolutely, Jenna, you're with me. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.640 You've noticed, oh absolutely, Whenever I'm at my parents' house 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:43.000 on the weekend, all the birds at five am, I 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:44.120 swear to God. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:46.560 But Jenny, you live in an all marble palace at 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:49.680 all echoes and reverberates through the wall. 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.840 No, you're talking about your own house. I'm talking about mine. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.080 Well, unlike the two of you, I'm exceedingly poor. So 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:58.280 I live in an apartment in five doc. I'm currently 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:02.640 overlooking the trees, always have birds in them. I'm always 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.920 appreciating the nature. But for some reason, ever since the 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:10.280 whole coronavirus pandemic really kicked off and became intense and 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:13.160 people were staying home more, I noticed the birds were 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.360 being louder. And I've spoken to other people and they've 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.000 said the same thing, And so I was curious enough 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:19.720 to go and do a bit of research about it, 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:23.640 and I found an article that said the coronavirus has 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:28.040 drastically transformed the world in sound. The routine cacophony of 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:31.800 daily life has calmed, lending more weight to noises left behind, 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:34.760 such as bird calls. Now not only that, but apparently 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:40.160 some birds in metro areas have conditioned their chirps to 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:43.240 be extra loud so that they can send warning signals 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:46.480 to other birds, even in amongst loud traffic and stuff. 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:51.319 So not only is everything quieter, but also every fucking 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.000 bird in Sydney is like a person walking out of 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.480 a concert where their ears are like blaring and there's 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:58.480 a little bit deaf. They're like, hah, how. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:01.120 Good was that? Oh my gosh, I know this is 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:05.160 actually really cool because I read that I might be wrong, 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:09.400 but Australia, sorry, Sydney had the clearest air it's had 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:13.000 in over two hundred years because there's no planes in 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:15.880 the sky, there's no cars on the highways, no minimal 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:19.840 factories are open, and there's just no pollution. The waters 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.880 are clearer. I've got friends who live in Melbourne who 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.280 were filming the beach and the water. You could see 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.920 through the sun was shining through it, like the world 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:30.120 is kind of like, hey, this is nice. I needed 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:30.640 this recess. 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:31.439 That's insane. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:34.600 I mean even look at the canals in Venice, like 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.679 they're so clear now are they used to be so murky? 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:38.800 Yeah? I saw them too. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.600 That's nuts, Jenna. Remember when we were on the canals 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.400 in Italy, I was fucking munted. I don't remember much 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.920 from that day, nor do I. 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:47.720 Nor do I. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:50.640 So that's funny that there's all these perks that are 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.320 kind of rising out of this coronavirus thing. Do you 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:56.160 know what I was thinking the other day? Apparently it 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:59.959 takes twenty one days for human beings to break a habit, 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.840 So like, if you don't chew your nails for twenty 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:04.559 one days, then you should, in theory, be fine. Do 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:07.520 you reckon? After like months in isolation, people will just 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.839 get used to not having access to restaurants. What if 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.520 restaurants reopen and just no one goes out because we've 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:14.920 conditioned to being like this. By the way, can you 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:17.120 guys hear that over the skype call? I feel like 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:19.120 the birds knew I was talking about them. They can 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:19.440 hear them. 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:23.680 Sounds like you're in the Minamara Rainforest. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:25.600 Know I'm in the inner west of Sydney, but it 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.240 literally feels like I'm in the middle of nowhere sometimes 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:30.560 and that's just how I like it. An Uber driver 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.960 driving me home once made the comment I reckon, you 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:35.280 live on the quietest street in Sydney, and I said, 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:36.800 and I'm proud of it. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:42.520 Oh that's really cute. Good each look, educational, informative. 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.280 Keeping it out for the loud birds. Mitch, I'm telling you. 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:46.400 We'll do all right. That's a great one. Should jump 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:46.840 into mine. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:48.320 I'll go for your life. 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:50.720 Is it just me? 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:58.440 Am I the only one in this podcast that has 0:14:58.560 --> 0:14:59.480 a fan group? 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:01.640 What do you mean it by a fan group? 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:06.960 Judge me. I genuinely am interested and I think you would, Mitch. 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:09.160 But I haven't looked. I don't know. I know you're actus. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:12.160 What do you mean though, Well, I a fan group 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:13.600 has been made for me on Twitter. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:16.160 Oh do you mean like a group chat? 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:19.359 A group chat and people have made me their handles. 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:21.720 Oh yeah, okay, it's. 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:24.400 Called Mitch Nation or hashtag Mitch Nation. I think I 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:29.160 don't know imagine Mitch Nation. Everyone would be diabetic. 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:32.520 And so this has all come about because of your 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.400 celeb interviews you do in your radio show. Right, all 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:38.920 these fangirls who yes, and this is not me being critical, 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:41.480 but they are quite you know, they aren't afraid to 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:43.840 show their love, which I think is quite nice that 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:45.800 some people are reserved. And so they were like, yeah, 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:48.240 I enjoy this radio host. They might have tuned in 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:51.440 for one of their favorite things, Harry Styles. They heard you, 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.320 they liked you, and they're not afraid to let the 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.520 world know. So they changed their Twitter handle to all 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:56.240 sorts of stuff. 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:59.560 What was it Mitch Nation. There's a hashtag before sometimes 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:03.240 they've all come from the big celeb chat. So Harry Styles, 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.000 I reckon got me two hundred followers, and then I 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:08.680 did Ellie Golding, which got me fifty read or which 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:10.440 got me more bar ber but Lizzo, which got me 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:13.440 like three hundred, and then like maybe ten percent of 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:16.160 the fans stay and then they all go into Mitch Nation. 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:18.720 And then today they messaged me and they said, Hi, 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:20.840 we're going to make a fan cam of you. What 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:24.400 I said, I'm not on only fans, please don't. They said, no, 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:27.160 it's not that, and then they said, just send us 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:28.640 a video of you waving to. 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:31.840 The camera, so I have I don't know what that is. 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:35.760 Jenna, can you google what a fan cam is? No, Okay, 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:36.520 that's fair enough. 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:41.400 Hey, it could be I'm not sure, but it could 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:43.560 be like a mash up of all the people in 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:47.000 this fan group, because right in the year I think 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:50.440 it was twenty sixteen. And answer to your question, I've 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:54.280 had a couple of fan groups over the years. There's 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:57.880 the Coombs Club that I don't think anyone's written a 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:59.920 message in that group chat in years, to be honest, 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:01.800 and there used to be the Honey Combs back in 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:05.000 the day. But this was all from my youtubing stuff. 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:09.199 So the year twenty sixteen, I woke up on my 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:12.960 birthday and I'd been tweeted a link from the Coombs 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:17.080 Club and they'd all done a mashup of saying happy 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.720 birthday to me. It was the sweetest thing I've ever 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:22.159 seen in my life. But the difference with that is 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.399 that I wasn't involved in that video. So I'm not 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:27.320 sure why your little fan club, Mitch would be asking 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:28.280 you to film yourself. 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:30.239 Well, do you want to know the definition of a 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:33.920 fan cam? I found the definition of fan cam It's 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:38.400 basically footage of a celebrity taken by a fan, most 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:42.800 likely to be of low quality, most commonly seen in 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:44.280 the K pop sphere. 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:50.720 Oh that's me. Yeah, I love seol so Jenna when 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:52.640 I was planning this because often I bounce to Ich 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:55.760 and off you not Mitch, so we're both coming in blind. 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:58.800 You said that you also have a fan club. 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:03.600 Ish, well, part of a fan club. I am part 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:07.080 of the Retired Greyhound group on Facebook. 0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:09.000 This conversation can end here. 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:13.919 Just live, don't forget to subscribe and leave a review 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:18.680 on your podcast app or follow on the Spotify. 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:21.640 Okay, every week we get up here on this podcast 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:24.840 begging you to follow our social media, subscribe to the 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:27.800 podcast on Apple, leave a review, et cetera, et cetera. 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:29.879 Bit I have a different favor to ask of you 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:33.679 guys this week. So because I'm an annual leave at 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:37.040 the moment, I'm spending my free time editing a lot 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:39.359 of the videos that I didn't have time to do 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:41.719 when we filmed them. So there's going to be a 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.240 lot of videos popping up on the couple of Mitchell's 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:48.359 Facebook and Instagram feed. So not only are we asking 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:50.840 you to follow us on social media. But if there's 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:52.800 anyone out there that would feel so inclined as to 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:55.800 support us, one thing you can do is just tag 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:58.160 a friend, share the video, maybe message it to them, 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:00.880 because you know what, some people don't understand and podcasts, 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:03.320 so asking them to, oh, you should go listen to 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:06.360 this podcast is actually like a big education for them. 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:08.720 But even if they just follow us social media and 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.040 watch the videos, that's more than enough for us. So 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:12.800 if there's anyone in your life that you think has 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:15.600 a similar sense of humor to you and us, tell 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:16.960 a friend, as they say. 0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:18.920 That sounds like you're doing an infomercial on Channel seven. 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:22.320 The first thirteen callers to send a video also get 0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:26.800 a microplane, shave, cheese, fruits, vegetables. 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:30.080 I'm sorry, did I sound too polite and like enthusiastic. 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:32.120 I'll tell it to you bluntly. I don't want all 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:33.920 these fucking video edits I do to be a waste 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:35.320 of time. Try your friends. 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:38.439 No, I was just very impressed. It just came across 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:41.160 as very You know, who's that little short, pudgy guy 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:42.120 on Studio ten? 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:42.919 Me? 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:51.280 Not you? No, not you, You're not short? What's his name? 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:52.600 Carson Kresley or something. 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:54.080 Are you talking about Jonathan Coleman. 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:58.480 Jonathan Coleman, the man, the myth, the legend. He does 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:01.800 all the infomercials by Anthrax, if he sold if he 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:02.560 was selling it to me. 0:20:03.000 --> 0:20:04.480 Oh, the birds are chiming in again. 0:20:04.680 --> 0:20:06.200 Yeah, I can hear those birds too much. 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:08.360 Guys, can you calm down? 0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:09.200 You had your moment. 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:10.679 I spoke about you, earlieress me. 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:13.280 It's fine, it's fine. It sounds like you're on a 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:15.399 nature walk at the you know, I keep wanting to 0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:17.280 reference the mini my rainforest. That's because I went on 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:20.440 a school excursion there in year seven and it's home 0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:23.439 of their natural liarbirds, and I remember everyone going. The 0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:26.680 liarbirds make sounds. They try to fool you so they're 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:29.480 not hunted. If we're quiet, we can hear them. If 0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:31.959 you hear an elephant, it's just a liar bird. If 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:34.640 you hear a lion, it's just a liar bird. They 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:37.479 can also mimic the sound of chainsaws and car Really 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:41.560 ten minutes later we here goes there it is a 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:43.960 liarbird in its natural habitat. Then a man with a 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:47.000 chainsaw turns around the corner's chopping down dead wood. My bitch, 0:20:47.000 --> 0:20:49.480 you lie, that's a natural chainsaw. We all got excited. 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:53.119 Oh my god, did you go to this bird sanctuary 0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:55.800 or whatever on April the first. This sounds like a joke. 0:20:56.440 --> 0:20:59.040 No, it's true. And the lirebird can mimic people's can 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:01.480 mimic any sound. That's how it gets through to predators 0:21:01.480 --> 0:21:03.439 because it can mimic the sound of a tiger or 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:05.959 a lion or a bear, and it just does it 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:08.200 and then it's predators run off. 0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:12.120 Yes, actually that is true. That is true. I went 0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:15.800 on a day trip in Victoria on the way to 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:18.480 Sovereign Hill, which is where I went to that gold mine, 0:21:19.000 --> 0:21:22.000 and they told us about that liar bird as well, which. 0:21:21.840 --> 0:21:24.240 Is where I went to that gold mine in eighteen hundred, 0:21:24.240 --> 0:21:26.560 I was killed struck by a gold lad. 0:21:26.640 --> 0:21:28.760 Well, general, I'm glad you've mentioned gold mine. That's a 0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:31.679 beautiful segue into my new segment, gold Digger, that we're 0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:34.160 launching today. So, Mitch, you're going to be so proud 0:21:34.200 --> 0:21:36.840 of me. You're usually when we're in the studio, you're 0:21:36.880 --> 0:21:39.520 the one that goes wild. You love a good sound effect. 0:21:39.600 --> 0:21:41.800 You're always playing them. Well, let me tell you I've 0:21:41.840 --> 0:21:44.480 been bored this week. I've been I've got a little 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:47.840 bit carried away. So I found I found possibly the 0:21:47.880 --> 0:21:50.320 worst song in the world called gold Digger. That is 0:21:50.320 --> 0:21:52.600 now our official opener for this brand new segment. 0:21:52.680 --> 0:21:58.200 Hit it. No, I'm a gold digger. 0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:01.600 Oh my down into the mind. Yet here we go, 0:22:02.359 --> 0:22:03.240 We're out of the cage. 0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:06.520 Elevator did you put sound effects of did you google 0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:10.359 Winch sound effects? No? 0:22:10.680 --> 0:22:15.960 I that metal elevator going down to mine. That sound 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:19.400 effect actually came from this is so gay. It came 0:22:19.400 --> 0:22:24.520 from the Billy Elliott music or soundtrack. Shut At the 0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:26.720 end of the song, we once were kings where they 0:22:26.720 --> 0:22:28.439 go down into the mine. I'm going to play this 0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:30.639 intro again. We're doing this segment multiple times. It's going 0:22:30.680 --> 0:22:37.120 to catch on. I'm telling you guys, I'm a gold digger. 0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:40.520 So gold Digger is our new segment designed to learn 0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:43.399 more about each other. This came about because I found 0:22:43.440 --> 0:22:46.440 out that Mitch has been hiding all these golden stories 0:22:46.800 --> 0:22:50.399 under his belt. He's a sketch artist, he is an 0:22:50.400 --> 0:22:52.920 opera singer. All these things I had no idea about, 0:22:52.920 --> 0:22:56.000 and he blamed me for not asking enough questions about him. 0:22:56.040 --> 0:22:57.879 So that's where the segments come from. We're going to 0:22:57.920 --> 0:23:01.280 take turns interviewing each other. The one copying the questions 0:23:01.280 --> 0:23:02.720 this week, my friend, I just. 0:23:02.680 --> 0:23:05.000 Think this is a This is a cheap excuse of 0:23:05.040 --> 0:23:07.520 a friend. You just with this stuff naturally comes out 0:23:07.720 --> 0:23:09.879 if you weren't constantly berating me and I didn't have 0:23:09.880 --> 0:23:12.360 to defend myself twenty four to seven. Maybe you learn 0:23:12.400 --> 0:23:13.919 that I have a beautiful diaphragm. 0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:17.440 We all right, then we won't do it jumpers. 0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:19.960 No, no, I'm very no. Stay down in the mine. 0:23:20.000 --> 0:23:22.680 It's nice. It's nice and cool down here. I like it. 0:23:22.880 --> 0:23:27.160 Okay, great, do you want to see my pickaxe? Oh god, yes, yes, 0:23:27.280 --> 0:23:30.360 so obviously there's several lines of question and we could 0:23:30.400 --> 0:23:33.240 go down to try and find some gold. So might 0:23:33.359 --> 0:23:36.240 just kick off with Oh god, there's dogs howling and 0:23:36.240 --> 0:23:39.800 shit in the background. Oh really, sit. 0:23:39.840 --> 0:23:42.199 Up, don't do it to the dogs. 0:23:42.200 --> 0:23:45.119 It's a kavdah. That made it worse, That made it worse. 0:23:46.040 --> 0:23:48.960 Oh shut up, mutt, I'm going inside. This is a 0:23:48.960 --> 0:23:50.720 lovely time on the on the back porch. 0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:54.280 But no, take your rosa, don't forget the bunny. Maybe 0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:56.000 they can see the bunny is and they think you're 0:23:56.000 --> 0:23:56.680 a giant toy. 0:23:57.160 --> 0:23:58.680 Oh, Mitch, don't make it too. 0:23:58.680 --> 0:24:01.240 Much nose, or we'll have another week's field on our hands. 0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:05.480 Two things. All right, let's start digging for gold, shall we? 0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:06.720 Here's mine? 0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:10.280 Ow, careful, get me in my eye? 0:24:11.240 --> 0:24:16.359 Oh what have we got here? Okay, Mitchell, I'm gonna 0:24:16.400 --> 0:24:19.119 start digging around your school life. Let's see if we 0:24:19.160 --> 0:24:22.480 can find some gold there. Okay, ask away? What's schoolage? 0:24:22.480 --> 0:24:22.679 Go to? 0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:27.240 I went to Wallaway High School in the Crenella region. 0:24:27.640 --> 0:24:30.480 Fun fact, it's actually built on Mangrove, so every year 0:24:30.520 --> 0:24:31.640 it sings one millimeter. 0:24:31.960 --> 0:24:32.600 I'm bored. 0:24:33.080 --> 0:24:35.000 I know a fun fact when I hear it, Darlin, 0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:37.200 And that's not it. I'm not finding any gold there? 0:24:37.200 --> 0:24:39.399 What about? What about? Who was your favorite teacher? 0:24:40.080 --> 0:24:42.720 Oh god, this is hard because I loved all my teachers. 0:24:43.000 --> 0:24:45.080 I had such a close relationship. Boring. 0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:49.440 Or I'm gonna start digging about elsewhere? Okay, what are we. 0:24:49.400 --> 0:24:51.560 Gosh, careful, you'll get it in Jenna's hair? 0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:56.040 Oh you beauty, what have we got here? Eureka, We've 0:24:56.080 --> 0:24:58.640 struck gold here, kids, Let's see, or it could all 0:24:58.680 --> 0:25:01.000 just be bronze. Who knows, let's have let's have a 0:25:01.040 --> 0:25:04.680 dig around and I soul. It's me your relationship Mitch. Oh, 0:25:05.240 --> 0:25:08.879 so okay, Hayden, your boyfriend. How long have you been together. 0:25:08.640 --> 0:25:14.200 Again as of today? Eighteen months? 0:25:14.280 --> 0:25:17.960 Eighteen months? Okay. I rip into you a lot for 0:25:18.160 --> 0:25:20.120 still living at home with your parents. Do you see 0:25:20.160 --> 0:25:22.480 yourself moving out of home anytime soon? And if so, 0:25:23.160 --> 0:25:25.120 will you be moving in with your boyfriend? 0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:27.679 Yeah, so that's the next plant. We're both currently like 0:25:27.800 --> 0:25:30.800 Jesus Christ, we can't live at home much longer, and 0:25:30.840 --> 0:25:34.439 we both like love, like I just love having a 0:25:34.480 --> 0:25:36.720 space and just like putting all my shit and getting money. 0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:39.080 Intendo switched that up, and I've got my room's all 0:25:39.160 --> 0:25:41.199 smart room, and I've got the lights and everything, and 0:25:41.200 --> 0:25:43.200 I've got my Siri. And you leave my bedroom and 0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:45.840 all of a sudden, it's Suzanne Gray and Bloody Howard 0:25:45.920 --> 0:25:49.240 sell Storage like it's my family house. So I'd like 0:25:49.280 --> 0:25:51.879 to just have like a space that I can be 0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:54.960 and exists with him, and he wants the same. 0:25:55.080 --> 0:25:58.240 Well, let's go next step after you move in together, presumably, 0:25:58.480 --> 0:26:01.280 do you see yourself mad, worrying, Hayden. 0:26:01.680 --> 0:26:05.600 Yeah, for sure, definitely. I'd like to know. Yeah, and 0:26:05.680 --> 0:26:06.919 I know we've both discussed it. 0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:08.440 You've discussed it. 0:26:08.680 --> 0:26:11.720 Oh wow, Oh I just got blushed for you. 0:26:13.040 --> 0:26:15.440 Yeah, you two giggle. The only relationship you've had is 0:26:15.440 --> 0:26:18.240 a buddy twelve months Stan subscription, which. 0:26:18.119 --> 0:26:19.840 I just blushed for you because I was happy for you. 0:26:19.880 --> 0:26:22.359 There was absolutely no need to have a dig at me. 0:26:24.000 --> 0:26:25.879 I can't I can't see you. So I thought there 0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:29.760 were snickers. Yeah, for sure. I think every couple at 0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:34.240 the one year mark sort of reassesses everything and goes Jesus, 0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:36.840 it's been twelve months because the honey like I'll be 0:26:37.080 --> 0:26:39.879 our honeymoon phase is still well and truly going strong. 0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:41.320 Do you feel like that as often as you do 0:26:41.400 --> 0:26:42.840 when you first started seeing each other? 0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:47.400 Well, I work nights, so the only option is weekends because. 0:26:47.359 --> 0:26:49.960 You've never mentioned that, Oh you work nine Do you 0:26:50.000 --> 0:26:50.600 do you have a team? 0:26:50.680 --> 0:26:53.520 Oh you are. Don't ask me a question that knock 0:26:53.600 --> 0:26:54.200 the answer. 0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:57.399 I want to take a little rewine now, because I 0:26:57.480 --> 0:26:59.600 remember there was a period in time before you were 0:26:59.640 --> 0:27:03.200 working as late nights as you currently are. I finished 0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:06.480 around two pm and then you would start around twelve pm, 0:27:06.520 --> 0:27:08.159 So there was a brief window where we're both in 0:27:08.200 --> 0:27:10.399 the office at the same time. I was the only 0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:13.320 person that knew about your secret gay relationship. Everyone else 0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:16.120 in the office thought you were straight. Sometimes you'd show 0:27:16.240 --> 0:27:19.680 up late to work and you'd be sweaty, you'd be clustered, 0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:22.360 you'd have messy hair, and I think I know exactly 0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:24.560 what you've been up to because your boyfriend lives not 0:27:24.600 --> 0:27:27.520 far from the radio station we worker, and the boss 0:27:27.520 --> 0:27:29.080 would be like, where have you been, mate, and you'd 0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:31.639 come up with an excuse, Oh, sorry, oh I had 0:27:31.640 --> 0:27:34.480 to take menanda, you know whatever. And I'm there thinking 0:27:34.560 --> 0:27:36.480 I know exactly what you've been doing. You've been chock 0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:38.440 a block up that slam piece you banned on Tinder, 0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:39.000 haven't you. 0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:42.800 First of all, we didn't meet on Tinder. And secondly, no, 0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:43.400 I was. 0:27:43.359 --> 0:27:46.280 Just again you sniffed him out on Instagram. 0:27:46.600 --> 0:27:49.560 I slid into his DMS on Instagram. Yeah right, I 0:27:49.600 --> 0:27:51.840 actually said, because I'm a cash cock for kiss Oh 0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:56.480 you're all so bad, Shut up. I am the cashcock, yes, 0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:58.760 and I have photos of myself dressed as a cashcog 0:27:58.960 --> 0:28:01.320 and I had never slid it to anyone's DMS before, 0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:03.880 and I just said, hey, I know this is unexpected. 0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:05.960 Don't take it the wrong way, but I hope you 0:28:06.080 --> 0:28:08.840 like this unsolicited cockpit went down street. 0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:11.560 Where did you find him in the perth place? Did 0:28:11.640 --> 0:28:14.960 you literally just type in hashtag instagay or Sydney gay, 0:28:15.000 --> 0:28:16.679 because I know a lot of people put that on 0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:18.040 the instapose Sydney gay. 0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:23.159 So I believe he followed me first. And I was like, okay, 0:28:24.040 --> 0:28:26.160 I'll just like like a whole bunch of photos. I did. 0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:28.760 He did, and then it sort of nothing went nothing 0:28:28.800 --> 0:28:31.360 happened for a while, and I was kind of like, 0:28:31.640 --> 0:28:33.960 I had this crush on this guy, talked him on Facebook, 0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:37.919 friends on Instagram, nothing more. And then I remember I 0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:40.560 had Tinder at the time, but I'd never spoken to 0:28:40.600 --> 0:28:44.400 anyone at length, like ever had any conversation with anyone anyway. 0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:47.480 I remember I had seen him put a post up 0:28:47.480 --> 0:28:50.120 at Sydney Uni, and this is so embarrassing, this is 0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:52.760 actually God, I've never told anyone this. I remember I 0:28:52.800 --> 0:28:55.880 would drive under the Harbor Tunnel on my way to work, 0:28:56.280 --> 0:28:59.000 full knowing that Sydney UNI was above me, and I'd 0:28:59.000 --> 0:29:01.760 go like forty flo an hour, turn my Tinder on, 0:29:02.200 --> 0:29:06.400 make the setting ten meters just in the hope that 0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:10.600 we'd match when I was underneath and then I'd like 0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:13.440 keep swiping no no, no, yes no, and I couldn't 0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:16.719 find him and it was devastating. 0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:19.640 Oh, Mitchell, that's so sweet. I don't know if it's 0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:21.680 the roads they makeing me a bit tittily, but I 0:29:21.760 --> 0:29:24.680 was tearing up. That's very sweet. Although we you tindering 0:29:24.680 --> 0:29:25.640 while driving. 0:29:25.440 --> 0:29:27.280 I know it's not good, but I've got the drive 0:29:27.360 --> 0:29:31.760 down pack. I don't endorse it, but hey, we struck anyway. 0:29:31.880 --> 0:29:35.000 One night at work, I was on Tinder and he 0:29:35.160 --> 0:29:37.640 came up. Now I know he lives five minutes from work. 0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:40.239 I had no idea and he came up and I 0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:41.840 super liked him. I'm like, I'm not going to let 0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:43.440 my fucking chances go. 0:29:43.720 --> 0:29:46.880 That's a That's a good move though, because being Instagram 0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:50.800 mutuals and then matching on Tinder that kind of solidifies. Yep, 0:29:50.960 --> 0:29:53.280 we're interested in each other in a way other than 0:29:53.360 --> 0:29:55.280 just friends or like colleagues on Instagram. 0:29:55.320 --> 0:29:58.640 You know, one hundred percent, once we started talking, we 0:29:58.680 --> 0:30:01.000 haven't stopped. I don't think there's been a day since 0:30:01.040 --> 0:30:03.880 that first DM side that we haven't spoken. 0:30:04.080 --> 0:30:06.560 I can vouch for that. You are literally almost texting 0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:09.240 each other. Okay, So I don't know about you, Jenna, 0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:12.600 but I reckon we struck gold in terms of relationship questions. 0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:13.880 You reckon. We keep digging here. 0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:16.960 Oh, let's keep digging, all right, here we go. I 0:30:16.960 --> 0:30:18.840 think I've got a good feeling about this one. 0:30:19.040 --> 0:30:19.240 Ow. 0:30:20.160 --> 0:30:21.680 Oh, this is a good one. 0:30:21.720 --> 0:30:25.240 Here's the good shit. Alright, Mitchell, you've said that you 0:30:25.280 --> 0:30:28.719 and Hayden have spoken about getting married one day. Are 0:30:28.720 --> 0:30:30.480 you going to wait for him to propose? Or is 0:30:30.480 --> 0:30:31.760 he going to wait for you to propose? 0:30:32.320 --> 0:30:37.280 Oh? I think I don't know why. He asked me 0:30:37.360 --> 0:30:41.160 to be official and boyfriends, but I said I love 0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:44.200 you first, So I guess it's anyone's game. But I 0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:47.960 guess i'd probably ask. I am definitely the romantic in 0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:51.800 the relationship. Oh my god, like I like you saw 0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:53.760 what I made him for Valentine's. 0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:57.360 Days, wrote in actually asking how did that trip go? 0:30:57.480 --> 0:30:59.480 Because you planned a Melbourne trip for him, the main 0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:02.040 reason being to see Miley Syra's live. She didn't fly 0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:04.120 here because of Corona. Was it a good weekend? Still? 0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:07.080 It was really nice. It was the last weekend anyone 0:31:07.120 --> 0:31:10.440 was able to fly in New South Wales so and victorious, 0:31:10.480 --> 0:31:12.520 so it was kind of like the last escape. It 0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:14.640 was really nice. We went to the Art Museum, we 0:31:14.720 --> 0:31:17.760 had really good food. We went to Nobu, which was 0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:18.320 super fans. 0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:19.600 You didn't have Rama though. 0:31:19.680 --> 0:31:22.520 Didn't have Rama, no, Jenna, sadly not, but you know, 0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:24.640 next it's always next time. But we had it. We 0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:27.240 had a really good trip. Nothing went to plan, but 0:31:27.320 --> 0:31:29.280 we just shopped and had fun and sort of had 0:31:29.320 --> 0:31:32.440 a little like just ran around town together. That was 0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:34.200 really cute right there for forty eight hours. 0:31:34.360 --> 0:31:36.840 That's cool. You're not the sort of person that gets 0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:40.040 like thrown if things don't go according to plan. I 0:31:40.200 --> 0:31:42.280 used to be really bad at that, but I think 0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:44.120 I'm getting a bit better. But yeah, I don't think 0:31:44.280 --> 0:31:46.160 you're the type that would just be like, yeah, well whatever, 0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:48.040 I we'll just you know, roll with the bunches. 0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:52.000 Now what I love spontaneous. I love rooting like I 0:31:52.160 --> 0:31:55.360 like literally the first time we met for some we met, 0:31:55.760 --> 0:31:58.240 I drove to his house, kissed him and drove off. 0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:01.600 Oh I remember you telling him I was a good move. 0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:04.000 That was at a time when you were very inexperienced. 0:32:04.000 --> 0:32:06.600 You've actually overtaken me in the gay Relationship department. You're 0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:08.800 more experienced than I, but you were like checking in 0:32:08.840 --> 0:32:10.480 with me and getting advice. You were like without a 0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:13.120 good move, and I was like, yeah, Darlin, that's great. 0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:15.840 Yeah it was. It was very you know me. I 0:32:15.920 --> 0:32:17.840 liked to in my eyes, I'm like always in the 0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:20.240 movie like I'm always like trying to do something. Yeah. 0:32:20.280 --> 0:32:23.360 And I literally had a dinner at six thirty in 0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:26.080 the city and it was six and we were dming 0:32:26.120 --> 0:32:29.520 for three weeks, facetiming every night, never met, but we're 0:32:29.520 --> 0:32:31.680 really falling for each other. And he was like, do 0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:33.240 you have time to come over and cuddle? And I 0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:34.520 was in the closet. I'm like, oh my god, no, 0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:36.280 I couldn't have got a meeting in the city with 0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:38.480 my boss. And then I'm like, you know what, fuck it. 0:32:38.520 --> 0:32:40.720 I'm young, I'm cool, I got good hair, I can go. 0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:43.680 What's your address? He said his address. It was two 0:32:43.760 --> 0:32:46.080 minutes from where I was. I had just left work, 0:32:46.440 --> 0:32:49.520 so I'm like, oh my god. So I literally turned 0:32:49.560 --> 0:32:52.840 the car around, drove there, put the window down, and 0:32:52.960 --> 0:32:55.640 was like, Hi, is this is this East ride? Like 0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:58.320 made some stupid joke and he was like yeah, And 0:32:58.360 --> 0:33:00.800 then we just kissed for the first time after talking 0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:03.200 every day for a couple of weeks. And then I said, 0:33:03.200 --> 0:33:05.280 I'm sorry, dude, I've got a dinner to go to 0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:06.680 and I sped. 0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:09.640 Off, Oh my god, I bet he would have like 0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:12.520 jumped straight in his queer group. She had been like, guys, 0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:15.160 oh my god, the crazy thing has happened. Now I've 0:33:15.200 --> 0:33:17.160 got a couple more questions for you. Do you ever 0:33:17.200 --> 0:33:20.680 worry that's settling down this early? Because you literally came 0:33:20.720 --> 0:33:23.480 out of the closet and ten minutes later you're practically engaged. 0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:25.080 Do you ever worry that you're going to be robbed 0:33:25.120 --> 0:33:27.800 of that experience of like being the young gay that 0:33:27.840 --> 0:33:30.720 goes out clubbing, passion randoms, you know, being a young 0:33:30.880 --> 0:33:32.920 single gay. Do you ever worry that you're not going 0:33:33.000 --> 0:33:34.120 to experience that? 0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:37.680 Not really like I and this is you know, I 0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:40.480 don't feel it's as caught up in my identity as 0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:45.200 it is for other people. So it really my life 0:33:45.240 --> 0:33:47.760 doesn't hinge on that at all. Like I have so 0:33:48.040 --> 0:33:50.520 many other things that are on my list to do, 0:33:50.720 --> 0:33:54.560 Like I'm very career driven, very career focused, and I've 0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:56.160 got so many things that I want to get done 0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:58.240 that I literally couldn't care less. And if I have 0:33:58.240 --> 0:33:59.960 a life partner, that's like, oh my god, we can 0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:01.960 we can have fun. It's great and we're having the 0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:04.960 intimacy and I can get my romantic side out, like 0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:08.960 who cares if it's you know, my first relationship or 0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:13.080 my fiftieth. Also, for God's sake, I'm so sweat, like 0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:15.840 there's no tomorrow. Nothing worse than a group orgy and 0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:18.560 all my gay friends like, oh, I put my dick 0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:21.160 in a piece of fiberglass and someone sucked it. It could 0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:23.279 have been a greyhound, but I think it was a man. 0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:24.960 I'm like, what what do you mean? 0:34:25.880 --> 0:34:27.960 No, I'm with you on that. I'm with you on that. 0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:30.960 I've never been interested in, like anything more than a 0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:33.719 two is them three sims? No, which is not the 0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:36.480 people that go to these random spas and saunas and 0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:39.080 just have that in the dark and it's total randoms. 0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:41.840 Give them gobbies. I'm like, that is like my nightmare. 0:34:42.280 --> 0:34:46.000 Just FYI hear, no kink, shame, doors open, do whatever 0:34:46.000 --> 0:34:47.920 you like. We love it, but definitely not for me. 0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:49.440 I just couldn't do it. And I have the confidence. 0:34:50.200 --> 0:34:52.400 Of course, it's the premise of the podcast. Is it 0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:55.560 just me and I'm assuming because so many other gays 0:34:55.560 --> 0:34:58.560 get amongst that nonsense, it's not just them. Correct, We're 0:34:58.560 --> 0:35:00.480 in the minority here saying that it's not for us. 0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:04.880 One other thing I was wondering quite important to me, Actually, 0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:08.080 you said that you're going to tie the knot with 0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:12.520 Hayden down the track. Neither you or he have brothers, 0:35:12.640 --> 0:35:15.920 so the obligatory best man role does not go to 0:35:16.320 --> 0:35:18.200 a brother. So is it going to be me? I'm 0:35:18.200 --> 0:35:18.920 going to be the best men? 0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:20.960 Sal Oh my god? Do you know what this is? 0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:25.880 Genuine You've struck gold. I really have honestly thought about 0:35:25.920 --> 0:35:31.520 asking you. It's actual thought that I have had very recently, 0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:35.400 because my sister asked me. My sister they thought I 0:35:35.480 --> 0:35:38.319 was straight, both of them, genuinely, and they were like bet. 0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:40.839 My sister, Becky was the oldest one, was like, oh, 0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:43.600 this is great. She's like, ever since I watched Sarah 0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:46.120 Jessica Parker at a gay wedding on Sex and the City, 0:35:46.360 --> 0:35:49.520 I've always wanted to be a gay person's best man 0:35:49.640 --> 0:35:52.480 or best girl and wear a jumpsuit. And she's like, 0:35:52.480 --> 0:35:54.719 can I be yours? I'm like, of course, again, I 0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:57.160 don't care. So i'd have my two sisters as my 0:35:57.239 --> 0:35:59.239 best man or best sisters, I don't know. 0:35:59.360 --> 0:36:01.640 Well, you can't have two best men. There's a hierarchy. 0:36:01.719 --> 0:36:04.719 There's like the groom party, like two greens men, and 0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:07.960 then one is like the elite bitch. Now, I'm not 0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:10.120 trying to lead you down a certain path, but I 0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:13.040 would like you to bear in mind just how organized 0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:16.239 I am. Now. I will not fail you one bit 0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:18.399 on that day. I won't forget a thing. I'll run 0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:21.080 that tight ship all right. I'll have your sisters in 0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:24.200 the pity party as well. It's all good, But I 0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:27.560 reckon I would be the best top dog of the 0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:28.280 Groom's party. 0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:30.560 Okay, well, here's the thing. I don't want to party 0:36:30.560 --> 0:36:32.560 with those penis straws. I don't want to pin the 0:36:32.600 --> 0:36:33.400 dick on the dude. 0:36:33.680 --> 0:36:35.680 I want to never do that to you. I know 0:36:35.800 --> 0:36:36.799 you well enough. 0:36:36.719 --> 0:36:40.600 You know what you do. Okay, you're in first place currently. Yes, 0:36:40.840 --> 0:36:43.120 that's well, I'm not going to commit. And I can't 0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:45.439 commit because I just I just need to go see 0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:47.560 where things are. And I've got Gaudy at work, who 0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:51.279 I was basically his best man at his audi. 0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:54.000 At work, he'll forget to turn up. He'll have a 0:36:54.080 --> 0:36:57.960 kid by then. Honestly, my priority, Jenna, are you going 0:36:58.000 --> 0:37:00.720 to be one of the bloody flower girls or something? 0:37:00.800 --> 0:37:01.200 You know what? 0:37:01.320 --> 0:37:03.600 I was just thinking flower girl. I think I would 0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:04.879 suit that role to a tea. 0:37:05.040 --> 0:37:07.160 Jenna. You could be my flower. You could even catch 0:37:07.200 --> 0:37:11.000 the bouquet. Okay, Oh, this has been a beautiful segment. 0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:13.200 I can't wait to drill you next week. Oh God, 0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:14.160 that sounds speak. 0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:17.760 Hey, one other question I had do you ever worry 0:37:17.800 --> 0:37:21.360 that your relationship may impact your social life? Because you 0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:23.920 mentioned Gordy just then, and there's a few other people 0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:25.560 friends in your life that you would have had more 0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:28.040 time for to hang out with before you were in 0:37:28.040 --> 0:37:32.239 a relationship. Obviously, your relationships your priority. That's as it 0:37:32.239 --> 0:37:34.879 should be. But do you ever think to yourself, Oh, 0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:37.240 I don't spend as much time with my friends anymore. 0:37:37.320 --> 0:37:39.279 Oh I don't worry about it. I know it, of 0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:41.600 course I do. All my friends have given up on 0:37:41.640 --> 0:37:44.600 trying to contact me weekends. I only have time for 0:37:44.840 --> 0:37:47.120 my family and hate. I'm very I love my family, 0:37:47.480 --> 0:37:50.920 very love his family. I'm very family orientated on both sides. 0:37:51.120 --> 0:37:53.200 So to see them, then to see him, then to 0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:55.680 spend quality time with him, and then to see friends. 0:37:55.840 --> 0:37:57.399 Just I just can't do it. And that's not even 0:37:57.400 --> 0:38:01.080 a cop out like they just really is heard. But 0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:04.839 I also am here's my thing. I also have been 0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:07.440 bad before this, Like before Hayden, I don't reply to 0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:10.680 messages to day sometimes and I will ignore messages not 0:38:10.800 --> 0:38:14.719 out of rudeness, out of complete and utter laziness. I 0:38:14.719 --> 0:38:17.239 am a great friend, and I'm a good person and 0:38:17.280 --> 0:38:20.400 I'm a fun friend, but I'm a terrible, terrible friend. 0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:26.080 It's important to be self aware, Okay, good exactly. That's 0:38:26.200 --> 0:38:29.640 actually that's actually something I often worry about when it 0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:34.200 comes to being single and dating and stuff, because I 0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:37.120 actually think one of the reasons that I don't try 0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:39.280 and get a relationship is because I don't see myself 0:38:39.280 --> 0:38:42.080 ever being able to give up spending time with my friends. 0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:44.359 And what happens if I end up dating someone who 0:38:44.440 --> 0:38:47.040 is like you or is like Hateen where they want 0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:51.320 to spend all the spare time they have with their partner. 0:38:51.400 --> 0:38:53.719 I can't see myself giving up that time with my 0:38:53.800 --> 0:38:55.400 friends if they want to hang with me and my 0:38:55.440 --> 0:38:58.080 friends too, and obviously there'd be quality one or one 0:38:58.080 --> 0:39:00.719 time as well. But I just takes me out the 0:39:00.719 --> 0:39:03.319 thought of someone expecting me to want to be with 0:39:03.360 --> 0:39:06.360 them all the time, like I would need that balance. 0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:09.920 I felt the same. And but once you have a 0:39:09.960 --> 0:39:13.959 relationship where it's sort of they become your best friend 0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:16.080 in a way, you sort of don't miss it because 0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:18.160 you're getting it. It sort of all meld into one 0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:21.399 where I still feel like I'm getting my fix, and 0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:23.880 then I feel bad for not seeing my friends, but 0:39:24.200 --> 0:39:25.719 it just becomes your priority. 0:39:26.320 --> 0:39:28.319 Well, look, I think it's safe to say, Jenna, we've 0:39:28.320 --> 0:39:30.640 struck gold. I've learned a lot about Mitch in this 0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:33.359 space of this segment. I can't wait for the next 0:39:33.360 --> 0:39:36.120 couple of weeks. We're going to be digging gold with you, Jenna, 0:39:36.520 --> 0:39:38.319 and you guys are going to do the same with me. 0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:42.040 And I'm an open book. You can ask me whatever you. 0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:44.839 Know what could be cooled down the track. If you're 0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:47.080 listening and you're not part of our super secret Facebook 0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:51.480 group Endurant Idiots, you can add yourself in. We hit 0:39:51.480 --> 0:39:56.640 two hundred members. Random applause for the idiots. Yeah you can. 0:39:57.040 --> 0:40:01.000 You can. If you've got a gold good question, put 0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:02.600 it in the chat, and you never know. We might 0:40:02.640 --> 0:40:05.040 even throw it in the mix. I'm next to gold 0:40:05.040 --> 0:40:07.120 dig so I might use it. If you've got a 0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:09.880 question you want to know about general Mitch, put it 0:40:09.880 --> 0:40:10.920 in the group and I'll ask it. 0:40:10.920 --> 0:40:12.520 It remains to be seen whether we're back in the 0:40:12.600 --> 0:40:16.080 studio or still doing it remotely like we currently are. 0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:17.600 I reckon it would be easier to do it when 0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:18.840 I'm not making eye contact. 0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:22.799 I agree, I agree. But Jenna, great to have you back. Mitch, 0:40:22.840 --> 0:40:24.400 great to be here. I can't wait to see you 0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:27.440 all in person once again. And smell the light smell 0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:32.520 of cooking oil when Jenner enters the room, essentral oils 0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:35.319 when Mitch just walks into the studio, I miss you both. 0:40:35.360 --> 0:40:37.840 Can't believe whatever, No, that's the Katie Perry perfume I 0:40:37.840 --> 0:40:41.719 don't like. Essentially, Yes, I'm looking forward to being back again, 0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:42.960 but I'm glad that we were able to make a 0:40:42.960 --> 0:40:45.560 show happen this week. Guys, me too, Me to it. 0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:48.520 I actually think it worked well. God Christ Almighty, this 0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:49.759 was one of the best shows we've ever done. 0:40:49.800 --> 0:40:53.400 We haven't listened back yet, Chief, so we'll find out anyway. 0:40:53.400 --> 0:40:56.480 Thanks for listening. Guys. We're back again next Monday. Join 0:40:56.600 --> 0:40:58.640 us again. Don't forget to subscribe if you're listening on 0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:00.480 Apple or follow us on Spotify. 0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:02.480 Bye everyone, We'll see you next week. 0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:15.960 Thanks for listening, guys, see ya, bye bye. Welcome to 0:41:15.960 --> 0:41:18.680 aid to Debrief. This is our secret segment where we 0:41:18.920 --> 0:41:22.879 trick people out of listening to the real show. This 0:41:22.960 --> 0:41:24.400 is meant to be the part where we go a 0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:26.680 bit rogue and Mitch goes a bit feral on the 0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:28.640 sound effects. And the reason we trick people out of 0:41:28.640 --> 0:41:32.040 listening is because I just feel hand on heart. It's 0:41:32.120 --> 0:41:34.439 not good content. But you have no panel to play 0:41:34.480 --> 0:41:37.000 with this week, so I'm just cheering right now. 0:41:37.200 --> 0:41:38.479 Thank god, it's all good. 0:41:38.680 --> 0:41:40.759 We're doing it now. So if you can't, sorry guys, 0:41:40.800 --> 0:41:44.200 one second, if you can't get it, it's all you can't, Okay, cool, 0:41:44.480 --> 0:41:46.799 all right, thanks, thanks for trying. Sorry, that was Nick 0:41:46.840 --> 0:41:52.040 the tech. He tried. He's been trying over nine They 0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:54.960 can't connect the live people are tweeting us currently live, 0:41:55.840 --> 0:41:59.040 but he actually said the most tweets we've ever had 0:41:59.040 --> 0:42:01.480 ever since you opened up about your beautiful relationship with 0:42:01.520 --> 0:42:02.440 your loving partner. Hate it. 0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:06.200 We're gonna have to keep a to d brief brief 0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:08.360 in fact this week, because we went on so long 0:42:08.400 --> 0:42:11.160 about your relationship, how did we feel the gold Digger 0:42:11.200 --> 0:42:12.400 went as a segment team. 0:42:12.560 --> 0:42:14.400 To be honest, I think it was a great segment, 0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:18.239 but I'm exhausted. I love to mentally, physically, sexually like 0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:21.040 it's just been it's been a real whirlwind. I love 0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:21.600 the segment. 0:42:21.800 --> 0:42:24.240 Think, well, that's mining for you, that's mining. 0:42:24.400 --> 0:42:27.359 It's hard, very very true. That a great point. I 0:42:27.560 --> 0:42:30.120 feel like I've got the black lam. But I also think, Mitch, 0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:32.120 we should we need a sound effect that gets this 0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:34.920 out of the mind because in theory theater of the mind, 0:42:35.120 --> 0:42:36.560 we're still down in Beaconsfield. 0:42:37.680 --> 0:42:40.200 Well maybe that's how I intended it. We're still down 0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:42.400 there right now. It's fucking freezing. I'll give you the 0:42:43.080 --> 0:42:43.760 it is cold. 0:42:43.760 --> 0:42:47.680 There's a lot going on. That's okay. I can hear it. 0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:50.920 I really like it. I can't wait to question YouTube 0:42:50.920 --> 0:42:55.680 because Midge, we're actually we're very, very close. You're one 0:42:55.719 --> 0:42:56.600 of my closest friends. 0:42:56.600 --> 0:43:00.000 You're in the hierarchies high too much emphasis on one. 0:43:01.400 --> 0:43:02.879 No, I didn't want to I didn't want to say 0:43:02.880 --> 0:43:05.040 best friend then you'd be like dogs, ask you're my 0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:07.520 best friend? Yep, my best friend is a sheep from 0:43:07.520 --> 0:43:09.799 Bogan Gate. You know who knows what you'd say. 0:43:10.000 --> 0:43:13.200 Well, just wait until you hear the reaction. Don't preempt it, 0:43:13.320 --> 0:43:15.400 because even then you thought that I was going to 0:43:15.400 --> 0:43:18.040 get angry at you for saying best friend, but in 0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:20.600 fact the opposite. I was like, I don't like the 0:43:20.640 --> 0:43:22.640 fact that you said one of dula and I reckon 0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:23.640 I'd be out there at the top. 0:43:23.960 --> 0:43:26.480 So I was just I was just anxious that you 0:43:26.520 --> 0:43:28.640 would have thought it was too soon, but you definitely are. 0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:29.799 You are my best friend. 0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:32.400 Okay, Well I'm here as well, just letting. 0:43:32.120 --> 0:43:34.360 You guys, I love you. 0:43:34.440 --> 0:43:36.960 I've been overseas together. And let me tell you there 0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:40.120 are things about this woman that I can't reveal on 0:43:40.160 --> 0:43:44.120 this podcast. Hold it for gold Digger, Hold it, oh 0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:47.160 I will. Let's just go straight to the Kentiki chip 0:43:47.160 --> 0:43:49.880 where she let loose. 0:43:50.040 --> 0:43:52.759 Leave her alone. We've all been on a Kentuki trip 0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:53.640 where we let loose. 0:43:54.280 --> 0:43:55.520 I didn't did I dinner? 0:43:56.080 --> 0:43:56.760 No you didn't. 0:43:56.800 --> 0:43:59.320 I mean I was drunk the whole time, and Amsterdam 0:43:59.400 --> 0:44:02.040 was a bit of a blo But like whatever, that's 0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:03.200 no different to me and Sydney. 0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:07.560 Very true. Actually, I haven't been overseas with you, Mitch, 0:44:07.600 --> 0:44:10.239 but we What have we done? Oh, we've been to 0:44:10.320 --> 0:44:12.560 a we've been stay with your sister. That was actually 0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:14.279 a really nice trip. I enjoyed that. Got to meet 0:44:14.280 --> 0:44:15.600 your niece and nephew and your sister. 0:44:15.680 --> 0:44:17.520 That was for the free accommodation. We went to a 0:44:17.560 --> 0:44:20.720 wedding down Hunter Valley where she leaves. 0:44:21.040 --> 0:44:23.120 Yeah, that was actually really nice. That was a work 0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:23.640 wedding there. 0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:25.920 We've had a work trip as well. Do you remember 0:44:25.920 --> 0:44:30.959 when we caught before we went to the Gold Coast 0:44:31.040 --> 0:44:32.160 for the LOGI Awards. 0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:37.040 Oh my god, Now. 0:44:37.320 --> 0:44:39.239 It takes a lot to get me drunk. I'm a 0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:42.000 country kid, like I can drink till the cows come home. 0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:45.000 But you are a lightweight. And somehow we managed to 0:44:45.000 --> 0:44:47.120 get on the same level. I don't know how, but 0:44:47.280 --> 0:44:50.160 we thought that it was funny to run around the 0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:54.080 Star in the Gold Coast and steal all the complimentary 0:44:54.120 --> 0:44:57.080 TV Weeks that was put at everyone's motel and dons. 0:44:57.320 --> 0:44:59.440 And we just had this big stack of TV Week 0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:01.360 magazine and I was like, what the fuck do we 0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:02.080 do with them? Now? 0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:04.680 I took one home to my mum, one home to 0:45:04.719 --> 0:45:07.839 my name, one home to my auntie, no joke. They 0:45:07.880 --> 0:45:11.640 loved them, I remember that. And we got so incredibly 0:45:11.719 --> 0:45:15.799 drunk that we did we stay in the same We 0:45:15.880 --> 0:45:19.160 had separate no no no, because I was hosting the 0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:22.680 show live from the red carpet on the air, so stressful. 0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:25.080 So as soon as that ended, I pounded some drinks 0:45:25.320 --> 0:45:27.560 and then I had a better hotel room than you 0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:30.359 because they booked me like a like a talent room. 0:45:30.360 --> 0:45:31.040 Do you remember that? 0:45:31.400 --> 0:45:33.359 Was it the Crown or the Stargena? Google that shit. 0:45:33.880 --> 0:45:36.279 I got confused between the two, and I know that. 0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:37.839 It has the same name as one of the big 0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:39.959 casinos in Sydney on Melbourne, so it's either the Crown 0:45:40.040 --> 0:45:41.560 Gold Coast or the Star Gold Coast. 0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:43.400 I think I think it's the I think it's the 0:45:43.400 --> 0:45:46.160 Crowd and then renamed Jupiters. Who knows, but I had. 0:45:46.320 --> 0:45:48.560 I had a luxury penthouse with a king's eyed bed 0:45:48.560 --> 0:45:49.880 and city views and water view. 0:45:50.000 --> 0:45:52.120 Especially you had two king beds, which was I was like, 0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:53.879 I'm just going to be sleeping here, bro. 0:45:54.440 --> 0:45:57.319 Yeah, I did have two king beds, and you were 0:45:57.360 --> 0:46:00.520 in the fucking Meryton next door Best West. Yes, that 0:46:00.640 --> 0:46:02.759 was actually fun. And you know what the flight there, 0:46:02.800 --> 0:46:04.959 do you remember this? The flight there was the day 0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:08.520 of the Logis and the logis all international listeners. We've 0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:11.760 probably mentioned them before. They're like the Emmys in Australia. 0:46:11.760 --> 0:46:17.400 They're exclusively TV awards in Australia, relatively small industry, so 0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:20.680 everyone knows everyone, everyone's probably fucked each other. 0:46:21.560 --> 0:46:25.160 Calling them the Emmys really removes the Bogan factor, like 0:46:25.200 --> 0:46:29.640 it's so trashy with you you can't take them too seriously. 0:46:29.680 --> 0:46:31.600 They're the fucking Logis On the Gold. 0:46:31.360 --> 0:46:35.840 Coast Our Breakfast Show, not our radio show, our big 0:46:36.239 --> 0:46:40.200 like you know, flagship breakfast show. The Today Show, which 0:46:40.200 --> 0:46:42.839 a lot of other countries have is was hosted by 0:46:42.920 --> 0:46:46.680 Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson. One year they got so 0:46:46.880 --> 0:46:49.919 drunk and partied for so long, most likely mostly Carl 0:46:50.239 --> 0:46:50.680 the host. 0:46:50.800 --> 0:46:51.680 It was Carl. 0:46:52.040 --> 0:46:55.360 Yeah, Karl didn't sleep and he hosted the show the 0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:59.200 next morning which starts at five am, still blind drunk, 0:46:59.480 --> 0:47:02.319 and they do on site broadcast, so they were live 0:47:02.520 --> 0:47:05.120 from the from the Star. It's drunk? 0:47:05.200 --> 0:47:07.239 Is it the Star, Jenna or the Crown it is 0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:08.879 the Star, Gold the Star. 0:47:09.120 --> 0:47:09.799 I got it right. 0:47:10.800 --> 0:47:14.520 So they hosted it from in the Star drunk on 0:47:14.640 --> 0:47:17.440 the air, and that was allowed on Australian television. That's 0:47:17.440 --> 0:47:18.200 the level where I. 0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:20.319 Know he got quite a bit of backlash. Actually, Jenna, 0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:23.120 I'm pretty sure do a bit of googling for me there. 0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:26.880 He was actually like stood down for like a couple 0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:29.320 of days because there was such backlash. He was taken 0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:30.560 off the show for a little bit and then had 0:47:30.600 --> 0:47:34.600 to come back on and apologize. Really yeah, sorry, this 0:47:34.640 --> 0:47:37.640 is backtracking a little bit. We were talking earlier during 0:47:37.680 --> 0:47:42.840 your Iger Mitch about like fan videos and stuff. I've 0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:48.000 managed to track down the video the birthday message that 0:47:48.080 --> 0:47:50.560 my fans back in the day made for me. I 0:47:50.640 --> 0:47:53.640 messaged one of my former fans. She couldn't care less 0:47:53.640 --> 0:47:55.839 if I died these days. But no less she got 0:47:55.840 --> 0:48:00.279 back to me and she's found the video full filled 0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:02.640 with these birthday messages. It was such a nice surprise. 0:48:02.719 --> 0:48:05.319 Let me find it. Here we go. Are you ready 0:48:05.320 --> 0:48:09.040 for the ship? Yes, I'm on my home internet, Brothers. 0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:11.800 It's it's a bit slow. Here we go, Mitchell. 0:48:11.920 --> 0:48:16.000 It's Maya or Target. Okay, it's Jazz. 0:48:17.360 --> 0:48:21.360 I've got some Damn. We've got Bianca, We've got Megan, 0:48:21.400 --> 0:48:24.920 We've got Steph, We've got Ebony. They're often the Coombs Club. 0:48:25.160 --> 0:48:27.919 Can we just not listen? I'm over. 0:48:28.040 --> 0:48:31.759 I love what a real, genuine and honest person you are. 0:48:32.800 --> 0:48:35.799 It's honestly really cool to have someone like you to 0:48:35.800 --> 0:48:37.200 look up to in a world of. 0:48:39.880 --> 0:48:40.600 Fake people. 0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:53.560 I love you, I love you and wish you of course, 0:48:53.640 --> 0:48:57.120 Troy Savonn, is this the Maya that I know as well? 0:48:57.480 --> 0:48:57.719 Yes? 0:48:58.480 --> 0:48:59.200 I like Maya. 0:48:59.480 --> 0:49:03.040 Yes I'm more of a David Jones guy. But anyway, 0:49:05.239 --> 0:49:06.520 I used to call her. 0:49:06.680 --> 0:49:08.640 I'm pretty sure I used to call her target. I 0:49:08.680 --> 0:49:11.400 had quite a close friendship going on with that Komb's 0:49:11.400 --> 0:49:13.440 Club back in the day. God, that's what they're doing now. 0:49:13.480 --> 0:49:15.800 They've all moved on to bigger and better things. Who's 0:49:15.840 --> 0:49:17.640 the cool thing now on social media? 0:49:17.800 --> 0:49:19.520 Mitch Jury quite clearly. 0:49:19.680 --> 0:49:21.640 Oh god, you wish Now. 0:49:21.920 --> 0:49:24.160 This is not me being like a bitter and jealous 0:49:24.200 --> 0:49:25.920 and like trying to make you feel bad. This is 0:49:26.040 --> 0:49:31.520 genuine advice. Don't get too attached to it, because people do. 0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:33.520 If there's one thing I learned from back in the 0:49:33.560 --> 0:49:38.000 YouTube days, when predominantly my audience was teenagers. People go 0:49:38.120 --> 0:49:40.080 through phases like you know how when you're a teenager, 0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:42.399 I went through a short stack phase. I went through 0:49:42.440 --> 0:49:45.440 a my chemical romance phase. The love is intense at 0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:48.840 the time, but it's very short lived, so take it personally. 0:49:48.840 --> 0:49:53.760 When the chury fucking whatever it is dies very quickly. 0:49:53.840 --> 0:49:56.799 But then there'll be another wave of teenagers come through. 0:49:57.239 --> 0:50:00.000 Because but when you're an adult, I feel like you're 0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:02.120 or your interests lingers a bit and you've just got 0:50:02.120 --> 0:50:04.600 a casual like for something. But teenagers, they are obsessed 0:50:04.640 --> 0:50:06.080 with something and then they don't care anymore. 0:50:06.120 --> 0:50:08.040 No, I agree, And you're actually very good at advice. 0:50:08.080 --> 0:50:10.560 I remember the first bit of advice you gave me, 0:50:10.680 --> 0:50:12.880 because you were very good when I came out because 0:50:12.880 --> 0:50:14.840 I have a lot of gay friends, but also I 0:50:15.719 --> 0:50:18.480 like had admitted it to myself for a while. But 0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:20.280 then I'm like, all right, let's do the public phase. 0:50:20.920 --> 0:50:23.120 And you I was like, oh my god, Like I'm 0:50:23.160 --> 0:50:25.840 consuming all this gay content that I would never otherwise 0:50:25.880 --> 0:50:28.120 have watched, Like I still love drag Race. I spoke 0:50:28.160 --> 0:50:30.560 about it last week, we no other week before, and 0:50:31.840 --> 0:50:35.720 I just binge that I binge, please like me Josh Thomas. 0:50:35.800 --> 0:50:38.960 I would watch documentaries, I'd watch YouTube videos. I'd watch 0:50:38.960 --> 0:50:41.000 people coming out and like, I'm like, oh my god, 0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:42.840 I can't get enough of this. I'm obsessed and obsessed. 0:50:42.880 --> 0:50:44.640 And then just like the Mitch Nation fans that they've 0:50:44.719 --> 0:50:47.879 just died. I just just remember thinking like, yeah, that's 0:50:48.000 --> 0:50:49.839 enough of that. I want to see two bloody hats 0:50:49.880 --> 0:50:50.680 getting it on now. 0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:54.640 And that's human nature. People lose interesting things. I remember 0:50:54.640 --> 0:50:56.919 I used to take it really personally. I'd be like, Oh, 0:50:57.000 --> 0:50:59.920 why does this person not like my YouTube channel anymore? 0:51:00.000 --> 0:51:02.160 I used to literally tweet me within a matter of 0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:03.640 seconds be like, oh my god, I love you, and 0:51:03.640 --> 0:51:05.480 then all of a sudden they didn't give a shit anymore. 0:51:05.680 --> 0:51:08.160 But it's just it's normal to not be interested in 0:51:08.280 --> 0:51:10.000 things that you used to be. Like I could not 0:51:10.360 --> 0:51:13.760 give a fuck about Miranda things anymore. But I remember 0:51:13.760 --> 0:51:16.960 there was a period where I was I just cherished 0:51:17.000 --> 0:51:18.439 every word that came out of her mouth. 0:51:18.600 --> 0:51:19.759 Me too, Me too. 0:51:19.800 --> 0:51:21.560 Yeah, I know what you mean. But I guess it's 0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:23.279 like if you still have a connection, like I had 0:51:23.320 --> 0:51:26.520 an obsession with Jimmy Fallon, like and late night talk 0:51:26.560 --> 0:51:29.680 show hosts. I've seen them all in America, like live tapings. 0:51:29.960 --> 0:51:32.400 And I'm not at that level of obsession, but I 0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:33.920 still like check up on it, like I love it. 0:51:34.000 --> 0:51:37.879 You always have a soft spot for them, yeah. 0:51:36.840 --> 0:51:38.799 Yeah, yeah, but like I'm and now I still have 0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:40.719 a soft spot. But other things that I was what 0:51:40.760 --> 0:51:44.560 was I obsessed? I used to be obsessed obsessed with 0:51:44.880 --> 0:51:48.000 RC boats, like remote control boats. I don't know why, 0:51:48.440 --> 0:51:50.719 but I used to. Yeah. I used to live on 0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:53.680 the water and I used to always get RC boats 0:51:53.680 --> 0:51:55.760 for Christmas and we'd we'd drive them on the water. 0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:59.319 I remember one Christmas I got an RC boat and 0:51:59.680 --> 0:52:03.400 it I attached this is this is awful, especially considering 0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:06.200 first couple of episodes I had, you know, an investigation 0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:13.279 with Peter going on. But no, I was six, not 0:52:13.280 --> 0:52:15.759 making an animal carty joke. This is a point. And 0:52:15.800 --> 0:52:17.840 I attached a net to the back of the boat 0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:20.719 because I wanted to catch the baby ducklings that lived 0:52:20.760 --> 0:52:24.560 in the in the in the canal and it's not 0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:29.239 and then raise them anyway, I did it. 0:52:29.640 --> 0:52:29.960 Wow. 0:52:30.320 --> 0:52:32.600 Also, my mom that we had pelican on the on 0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:34.520 the pontoon that used to live there. His name was Percy, 0:52:34.560 --> 0:52:37.080 the pelican Mom killed him because she made a weight 0:52:37.120 --> 0:52:40.040 watch's keish because we all went through a weight Watchers phase. 0:52:40.040 --> 0:52:41.560 The whole family had to do it because our net 0:52:41.600 --> 0:52:45.640 weight was very bad. We're all very fat, and we 0:52:45.640 --> 0:52:47.560 were like one of those fat families on Biggest Losers, 0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:49.040 you know when they go back for home visits and 0:52:49.080 --> 0:52:51.360 they go, this is my son and my husband and 0:52:51.400 --> 0:52:53.160 they're all fat, and you go, there's a deep rooted 0:52:53.200 --> 0:52:56.360 issue here. That was my family. And Mum made a 0:52:56.360 --> 0:52:59.360 weight watches keiche that was so goddamn dry a builder 0:52:59.719 --> 0:53:02.480 could used it as jip rock. I give it to Percy. 0:53:02.600 --> 0:53:04.879 We can't eat this. Give it to Percy. And they 0:53:04.920 --> 0:53:07.000 threw the whole kesh with one slice out of it 0:53:07.040 --> 0:53:09.840 in the water. Percy the pelican obviously just aided in 0:53:09.920 --> 0:53:12.200 one gulp and he choked, just floated on the water 0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:12.640 and died. 0:53:13.239 --> 0:53:16.200 Oh my god, I'm so confused. How did this story 0:53:16.200 --> 0:53:19.160 come about? 0:53:20.680 --> 0:53:22.120 But I think we should end it on that note 0:53:22.120 --> 0:53:22.880 because I'm exhausted. 0:53:23.040 --> 0:53:25.600 That's the nature of add brief, isn't it. We go qually, 0:53:25.800 --> 0:53:26.560 we really. 0:53:26.320 --> 0:53:28.480 Do, can we go? Because I'm exhausted, I'm already in 0:53:28.520 --> 0:53:29.960 bed and I want to sleep, to be honest. 0:53:30.160 --> 0:53:31.759 Yeah, I don't think if we end up doing the 0:53:31.800 --> 0:53:34.319 show from home again next week, don't do it from 0:53:34.320 --> 0:53:37.719 bed because that you'll start to trail off early. 0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:39.080 And I'm gonna have to do it from my car. 0:53:39.280 --> 0:53:40.920 That might work. Actually, he's a good idea. 0:53:41.080 --> 0:53:43.600 Well, thanks for listening, guys. Another week of is it 0:53:43.719 --> 0:53:45.279 just me? It's a bit different this week. 0:53:45.360 --> 0:53:47.840 Hope you enjoyed it. It was a bit rough, but I 0:53:47.920 --> 0:53:51.360 actually think so dynamic. Yeah, well it was just a 0:53:51.400 --> 0:53:54.160 bit I actually don't think I was trying as hard, 0:53:54.200 --> 0:53:55.560 and I think it came across better. 0:53:55.640 --> 0:53:57.680 I'm telling you, this is what I'm saying. This is 0:53:57.719 --> 0:53:59.400 what I've been saying from day one when I've been 0:53:59.440 --> 0:54:01.920 trying to knock that radio guy out of you. It's 0:54:02.000 --> 0:54:05.040 less of a performance when we're doing the podcast. Just 0:54:05.200 --> 0:54:08.239 relax and just chat, you know. I thought this was 0:54:08.320 --> 0:54:12.080 a wonderful add brief because there was no Oh Debbie's 0:54:12.080 --> 0:54:13.080 tweeted in el. 0:54:13.400 --> 0:54:17.120 Fuck what's that? Yeah? No, we're still doing it yet. Really, 0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:18.960 we've got it up and running, guys, so we can 0:54:19.000 --> 0:54:19.560 get started. 0:54:22.920 --> 0:54:26.440 No, I'm actually not on annual leave next week, so 0:54:26.480 --> 0:54:29.120 it's not illegal for me to leave my home for 0:54:29.239 --> 0:54:33.680 work purposes, So I if you guys are fine with it, 0:54:33.719 --> 0:54:34.920 we can be back in studio. 0:54:35.160 --> 0:54:37.520 Well, I'm still on air, so I'm around with Jenna. 0:54:37.560 --> 0:54:39.799 I'll pick you up. We'll go and we'll have lunch. 0:54:39.840 --> 0:54:41.560 I don't know what I'm talking about, so I'm rambling. 0:54:41.600 --> 0:54:45.360 We need to go where? Just think about where I 0:54:45.480 --> 0:54:48.040 was taking? Where was I just taking that? I don't know. 0:54:48.200 --> 0:54:50.239 I was just about to talk about having lunch with Jenna. 0:54:50.280 --> 0:54:51.040 I need to go to bed. 0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:54.440 Well, we'll be back in studio next week. Everyone please 0:54:54.480 --> 0:54:57.040 send in tweets and messages letting us know how much 0:54:57.120 --> 0:54:59.680 better add brief was without sound effects, so that we 0:54:59.719 --> 0:55:03.120 can album going forward. Thanks for listening, guys, we'll catch 0:55:03.120 --> 0:55:03.920 you back next week. 0:55:04.040 --> 0:55:05.239 We love you ya. 0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:07.880 Bye bye? Is it just me? 0:55:08.480 --> 0:55:11.319 Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your 0:55:11.360 --> 0:55:19.960 podcast app or follow on Spotify