Speaker 1: Welcome to Them Christian Show podcast. Hi Jackie boy, how
Speaker 1: was your weekend?
Speaker 2: I'm fast becoming the least popular person in my stream,
Speaker 2: I think. Remember a few weeks ago, I tried to
Speaker 2: regift to Teddy Bear to my new neighbors who had
Speaker 2: a brand new baby, and didn't realize that somebody who
Speaker 2: sent me the bear had put Gordon, my son's name,
Speaker 2: across his stomach. And when they unwrapped their new president,
Speaker 2: their son's name is not Gordon, and they found out
Speaker 2: quickly there was a regift over the weekend. Now this
Speaker 2: is even worse over the weekend. I shut the door
Speaker 2: in my other neighbour's face.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is very on you.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know, but that is.
Speaker 1: An act of war. There's just no other way to
Speaker 1: take that.
Speaker 2: It's changed the whole dynamic. Now. Yeah, now I'm trying
Speaker 2: to tiptoe around the neighborhood hoping that I don't run
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Why did you shut the door in his face?
Speaker 2: So he's already been bugging me from time to time, Right,
Speaker 2: he's always the he's the Neighborho's always like complaining about
Speaker 2: things in the street, calling the council. He should actually
Speaker 2: have his own parking space down at the council of
Speaker 2: the amount. He complains to the council he knocked on
Speaker 2: the door on Friday, and when someone knocks on the door,
Speaker 2: the dog goes berserved and if the baby's asleep, like
Speaker 2: and the baby was asleep and just got him down.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, not this, not this. It
Speaker 2: was my next door neighbor come and to complain about
Speaker 2: how we parked in the street. We left too much
Speaker 2: of a gap and his car could have fit there.
Speaker 2: How's this didn't have time for it?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: I was like, not now, closed the door. Not a
Speaker 2: slam in the face. I just said not now, And
Speaker 2: it was a close in the face or just a
Speaker 2: confidence confident close. And then I can see through the
Speaker 2: stained the shadow of him through the sipping glass window
Speaker 2: on the door, or his amusement. Oh oh my god,
Speaker 2: I've just got the door slammed in my face. And
Speaker 2: then he texted us and goes texted Both me and
Speaker 2: bank are like, I've been a good naghby to you guys.
Speaker 2: I'll let you borrow my painting equipment, and now you
Speaker 2: slam the door in my face.
Speaker 1: So what have you done? Did you apply?
Speaker 2: I didn't reply. I haven't replied no, and I also
Speaker 2: instructed Bianca not to reply because I has he not
Speaker 2: got anything better to do? Like that's serious, thank you?
Speaker 2: This is the kind he got nothing better to do.
Speaker 2: You should know when someone's got a new baby, you
Speaker 2: don't just call in un and out.
Speaker 1: You know what, You need a sign on there that
Speaker 1: just says baby please. In fact, don't come.
Speaker 3: Here, don't even come through, just walk one by, don't
Speaker 3: don't even come back in twenty years from now.
Speaker 2: Even the front even like doing the Latin like, we've
Speaker 2: never been it's never been intruded. One hundred percent of
Speaker 2: the time. It's been somebody that we know or someone
Speaker 2: dropping off a parceled. But the dog's just adamant that
Speaker 2: it's an intruder. So I would have something on the
Speaker 2: front gate.
Speaker 1: I would just say the parcels there, don't.
Speaker 2: Ring, don't ring, don't come in. And if you're the
Speaker 2: next door, nahbor not interested in the Dean.
Speaker 1: If day from number forty eight, We're never interested. So
Speaker 1: what are you going to do because did you live?
Speaker 2: No, I just avoid him forever or move.
Speaker 3: You go on the run.
Speaker 1: So what you need to do something today?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not you have to.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to actually thought, go round.
Speaker 2: What do you do? Bake them cookies?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, just go around. Say hey, do you
Speaker 1: know what we've gotten? Youborn? You got me in a
Speaker 1: bad time. Yeah, I don't know if you know what
Speaker 1: that's like. You just exhausted, says the dog off. I'm
Speaker 1: really sorry, but I just couldn't handle.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is miles away from where my head was at.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are you going to do?
Speaker 2: Because because on Sunday vibe on there.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're going to take Billy Joel tickets.
Speaker 2: No, on Sunday, I noticed his car had a gap,
Speaker 2: and I was going to say, I was going to
Speaker 2: knock at his door and say, oh, notice the gap
Speaker 2: out of the.
Speaker 1: Jack. You need to be the bigger person, need to.
Speaker 2: Be the smaller person. And that is when you're sleep
Speaker 2: deprived and you have a baby, you won't sleep. You
Speaker 2: just need to be the smaller person.
Speaker 1: You wait come from. No, You'll be on like a
Speaker 1: current affair.
Speaker 3: You know, there's some terrible story about name and a
Speaker 3: quiet suburban suddenly became and then the scream will go
Speaker 3: blood red coming up after the break neighbors are war
Speaker 3: and then he's landing on my face, letting him my
Speaker 3: painting equipment.
Speaker 2: Then they get a long leaned shot of me peering over.
Speaker 1: Him, creeping around leaving the house.
Speaker 2: Or I am it's the only choice I have. Call
Speaker 2: the current affair. Call today tonight, anyone who will listen.
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