WEBVTT - MINI: Jack's Neighbour

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Them Christian Show podcast. Hi Jackie boy, how

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<v Speaker 1>was your weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fast becoming the least popular person in my stream,

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<v Speaker 2>I think. Remember a few weeks ago, I tried to

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<v Speaker 2>regift to Teddy Bear to my new neighbors who had

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<v Speaker 2>a brand new baby, and didn't realize that somebody who

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<v Speaker 2>sent me the bear had put Gordon, my son's name,

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<v Speaker 2>across his stomach. And when they unwrapped their new president,

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<v Speaker 2>their son's name is not Gordon, and they found out

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<v Speaker 2>quickly there was a regift over the weekend. Now this

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<v Speaker 2>is even worse over the weekend. I shut the door

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<v Speaker 2>in my other neighbour's face.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that is very on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I know, but that is.

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<v Speaker 1>An act of war. There's just no other way to

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<v Speaker 1>take that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's changed the whole dynamic. Now. Yeah, now I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to tiptoe around the neighborhood hoping that I don't run

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you shut the door in his face?

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<v Speaker 2>So he's already been bugging me from time to time, Right,

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<v Speaker 2>he's always the he's the Neighborho's always like complaining about

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<v Speaker 2>things in the street, calling the council. He should actually

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<v Speaker 2>have his own parking space down at the council of

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<v Speaker 2>the amount. He complains to the council he knocked on

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<v Speaker 2>the door on Friday, and when someone knocks on the door,

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<v Speaker 2>the dog goes berserved and if the baby's asleep, like

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<v Speaker 2>and the baby was asleep and just got him down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my god, not this, not this. It

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<v Speaker 2>was my next door neighbor come and to complain about

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<v Speaker 2>how we parked in the street. We left too much

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<v Speaker 2>of a gap and his car could have fit there.

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<v Speaker 2>How's this didn't have time for it?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, not now, closed the door. Not a

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<v Speaker 2>slam in the face. I just said not now, And

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<v Speaker 2>it was a close in the face or just a

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<v Speaker 2>confidence confident close. And then I can see through the

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<v Speaker 2>stained the shadow of him through the sipping glass window

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<v Speaker 2>on the door, or his amusement. Oh oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I've just got the door slammed in my face. And

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<v Speaker 2>then he texted us and goes texted Both me and

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<v Speaker 2>bank are like, I've been a good naghby to you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let you borrow my painting equipment, and now you

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<v Speaker 2>slam the door in my face.

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<v Speaker 1>So what have you done? Did you apply?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't reply. I haven't replied no, and I also

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<v Speaker 2>instructed Bianca not to reply because I has he not

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<v Speaker 2>got anything better to do? Like that's serious, thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the kind he got nothing better to do.

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<v Speaker 2>You should know when someone's got a new baby, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't just call in un and out.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, You need a sign on there that

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<v Speaker 1>just says baby please. In fact, don't come.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, don't even come through, just walk one by, don't

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<v Speaker 3>don't even come back in twenty years from now.

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<v Speaker 2>Even the front even like doing the Latin like, we've

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<v Speaker 2>never been it's never been intruded. One hundred percent of

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<v Speaker 2>the time. It's been somebody that we know or someone

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<v Speaker 2>dropping off a parceled. But the dog's just adamant that

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<v Speaker 2>it's an intruder. So I would have something on the

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<v Speaker 2>front gate.

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<v Speaker 1>I would just say the parcels there, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Ring, don't ring, don't come in. And if you're the

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<v Speaker 2>next door, nahbor not interested in the Dean.

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<v Speaker 1>If day from number forty eight, We're never interested. So

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<v Speaker 1>what are you going to do because did you live?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just avoid him forever or move.

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<v Speaker 3>You go on the run.

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<v Speaker 1>So what you need to do something today?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not you have to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to actually thought, go round.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do? Bake them cookies?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, just go around. Say hey, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what we've gotten? Youborn? You got me in a

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<v Speaker 1>bad time. Yeah, I don't know if you know what

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<v Speaker 1>that's like. You just exhausted, says the dog off. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really sorry, but I just couldn't handle.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, this is miles away from where my head was at.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what are you going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Because because on Sunday vibe on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're going to take Billy Joel tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>No, on Sunday, I noticed his car had a gap,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was going to say, I was going to

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<v Speaker 2>knock at his door and say, oh, notice the gap

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<v Speaker 2>out of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack. You need to be the bigger person, need to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be the smaller person. And that is when you're sleep

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<v Speaker 2>deprived and you have a baby, you won't sleep. You

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<v Speaker 2>just need to be the smaller person.

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<v Speaker 1>You wait come from. No, You'll be on like a

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<v Speaker 1>current affair.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, there's some terrible story about name and a

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<v Speaker 3>quiet suburban suddenly became and then the scream will go

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<v Speaker 3>blood red coming up after the break neighbors are war

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<v Speaker 3>and then he's landing on my face, letting him my

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<v Speaker 3>painting equipment.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they get a long leaned shot of me peering over.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, creeping around leaving the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I am it's the only choice I have. Call

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<v Speaker 2>the current affair. Call today tonight, anyone who will listen.

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