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Speaker 1: When would you bite sized woods.

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Speaker 2: There's absolutely no doubt about it ninety seven percent on

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Speaker 2: Rotten Tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: The news is that the brand new Batman movie with

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Speaker 1: Robert Pattinson.

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Speaker 2: Is good, un ventured. I have changed like sound effects

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Speaker 2: of movie punches like I feel like you can hear

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Speaker 2: the blood in their nose when it gets broken with

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Speaker 2: the hits there, very red graphic.

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Speaker 1: Something going to hit the face doesn't sound like that.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't know, mate, I've never hit someone in the face.

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Speaker 1: I never someone in the face.

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Speaker 2: I've heard so I've been standing around when someone's been

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Speaker 2: hitting the face and you don't heard of his yet.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's a microphone in his nose. Oh, come on,

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Speaker 1: what does it sound like? I've never been next to

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Speaker 1: someone again. Slap really hard? Yeah, slap that. That's that's squelchy.

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Speaker 1: It's where are they? Are they fighting in the mud there, John,

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Speaker 1: it's in like a subway tunnel. Yeah, it's wet though it.

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Speaker 2: Makes a bit more sense, well squelled anyway. Look, apparently

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Speaker 2: it's very good, very long, Joel, you've seen it close

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Speaker 2: to three hours. Jesus Christ, Batman, But that was a

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Speaker 2: bit long. Yeah, too long.

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Speaker 1: It's too I've taken two and a half. But you

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Speaker 1: know it's it's amazing.

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Speaker 2: It's an origin story though, so you need you need

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Speaker 2: a bit more time in the origin stories.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know, just three hours they come from. Who's

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Speaker 1: the love interest?

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Speaker 2: Sure? What thing did you see in the first thirty

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Speaker 2: seconds which is going to come back and save them

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Speaker 2: in the last thirty seconds?

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Speaker 1: That's what I always look for in the origin stories.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Sure, he's used a match box. He'll light the villain

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Speaker 1: on fire at the end.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? It happens very deliberate scenes.

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Speaker 1: The only ones are very deliberate scenes when you think

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Speaker 1: nothing's happening.

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Speaker 2: Yes, no, it's all strategic. So look, I am looking

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Speaker 2: forward to seeing it. A lot of people pumped all

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Speaker 2: around the world on see this one would although although

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Speaker 2: some Batman fan was a little bit over zealous in

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Speaker 2: a Northwest astin that's a Texas aston Texas. Uh, someone

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Speaker 2: was a little bit too keen to go and see Batman,

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Speaker 2: and Sovern goes in to see the movie and someone

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Speaker 2: let out a real live.

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Speaker 1: Bat brilliant in the that's brilliant, That's hilarious. How scared

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Speaker 1: would you be? Terrifying thought. It was something that the

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Speaker 1: production company do you reckon? Yeah right, yeah, great premiere.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think if you had a bat batholder there,

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Speaker 2: have you had a professional there.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a great idea.

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Speaker 2: I think. I don't think bat handling is as think

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Speaker 2: so hands.

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Speaker 1: Get handled. They just I don't think that would you

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Speaker 1: remember bats are blind?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I don't think taking it into a

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Speaker 2: cinem where it's surrounded by five point one Dolby's rounds.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, l a a nice thing to do.

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Speaker 2: To a bat.

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Speaker 1: The bat gets let out, they shut the cinema down.

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Speaker 1: The random it was a random who brought Yes, it

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Speaker 1: wasn't the production company, mate, it wasn't DC Comics.

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Speaker 2: They're not. They're not releasing a bat at every screening,

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Speaker 2: every first.

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Speaker 1: Opportunity missed, but random. Every production company did that for

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Speaker 1: the start of the movie. In the cinema.

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Speaker 2: You just get like, then there's a new movie Dog

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Speaker 2: with Channing Tatum, which is coming out, Get Abby, Brilliant,

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Speaker 2: Good to the Cinema, Gatsby, Champagne Champagne Dances.

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Speaker 1: That's done. I got given a lay. I got given

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Speaker 1: a lay In the film Bradley Cooper the shocking film.

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Speaker 2: I got given a lay Oh, they should have just

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Speaker 2: given you a piece of ship, because that's what that was.

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Speaker 2: I'm appropriate, and here is your bag of poop because

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Speaker 2: this is a terrible film.

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