Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good Morning Jack, Bonding guys, Good morning Patsy, Morning boy.
Speaker 3: Huge overnight action at the Australian Open. I see Rio,
Speaker 3: did you manage to actually weed you away there to
Speaker 3: see the Jokovic game?
Speaker 4: Well, as they say, sometimes journalism takes a day off,
Speaker 4: and yesterday I was pretty tired, so I didn't make
Speaker 4: it to the tennis.
Speaker 3: And then what kind of tennis correspondent ie you for
Speaker 3: the show where you're tired? The players are out there
Speaker 3: playing four or five hoursat.
Speaker 5: News never sleeps, my friend, yes.
Speaker 4: Does nothing from unless you're tired. News never sleeps unless
Speaker 4: you're tired.
Speaker 3: Always running on time.
Speaker 6: Perhaps he eats and Pooh's tired.
Speaker 1: That's right, except for over some of the summer holidays
Speaker 1: when she was sleeping into that's.
Speaker 3: The only time that shark sleeps and one eye open.
Speaker 1: It's more likely than.
Speaker 3: The boot.
Speaker 4: I also I didn't the Djokovic match sort of came
Speaker 4: on at about eight thirty and I wanted to.
Speaker 6: Get journalism get a little so I also didn't.
Speaker 7: Stay up to watch the obviously the big match of
Speaker 7: the day.
Speaker 3: Back. Thank you for being the show's tennis.
Speaker 1: This is where it actually gets more interesting because we're
Speaker 1: into the quarters.
Speaker 3: I might have stayed up till eleven o'clock. I'm not
Speaker 3: the show self appointed tennis staying up. I thought that
Speaker 3: you'd been getting your beauty, sleeping on your pillow.
Speaker 1: He felt the vacuum.
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 7: What were you I got?
Speaker 3: I saw him take the third set, and I thought
Speaker 3: I should go to bed now, and I knew it
Speaker 3: was getting into the fourth and you just know Djokovic
Speaker 3: has got this. He just has this what is it?
Speaker 3: You call it a vintage mode, goes into vintage mode,
Speaker 3: he just kicks in.
Speaker 4: He's fueled by hate. And when he's fueled by hate,
Speaker 4: he's unstoppable.
Speaker 3: Do you know it's fuel by hate.
Speaker 7: It's like when he came back the year after.
Speaker 3: We we chumped him in that hotel, on that plane.
Speaker 3: He's had quite the relationship with Melbourne.
Speaker 8: Obviously got a point to prove, but he doesn't have
Speaker 8: a point to prove. But he's just doing it anyway
Speaker 8: just to.
Speaker 3: Get I think he picks pats. I think you're wrong.
Speaker 3: I think he needs to have an edge. Like if
Speaker 3: you watch the Michael Jordan documentary, he was constantly picking
Speaker 3: fights because it gave him his edge.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, And I think the whole of Melbourne
Speaker 4: now his enemy. And so he really loves like when
Speaker 4: he came back he beat demon or in straight sets
Speaker 4: like six love six one sixty one or something straight
Speaker 4: after And now you can see in his eyes where
Speaker 4: every time he does something, he like looks at the
Speaker 4: crowd and it's sort of like stuff you.
Speaker 3: There was a great moment last night because obviously he
Speaker 3: knew it was going to go late in the evening
Speaker 3: and the cut to the crowd and his family were there,
Speaker 3: so the kids down and his wife, his youngest daughter
Speaker 3: just looks at dad and taps her. Watchers say get
Speaker 3: on with it. In a week, it might have been
Speaker 3: ten dressed as a ten year old girl. It may
Speaker 3: have been this girlspondent Rio.
Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Djokovitch goes through to the semifinal. That is his fiftieth
Speaker 3: Grand Slam semifinal. That is insane his record. The other
Speaker 3: thing I saw is that Andy Murray is his new coach,
Speaker 3: and they kept cutting during the long this big apic
Speaker 3: comeback yesterday to Andy Murray for a reaction don't bother.
Speaker 3: Andy Murray is Scottish, not big reactors. They push it
Speaker 3: right down. Even at the end when there was joyous
Speaker 3: scenes and Jokovic ran over to Murray to say, hey,
Speaker 3: thank you new coach. Andy Murray didn't know what to
Speaker 3: do because he's Scottish with unbridled enthusias.
Speaker 6: No, no, what do you what do you do with
Speaker 6: this joy?
Speaker 3: And then did someone never seen before offered up two
Speaker 3: fists as a double fist bump. It's now very hard
Speaker 3: for Jokovic. He's holding a racket. Does he throw the
Speaker 3: racket to the ground to return the double fist bump?
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen the double fist bump?
Speaker 1: And never?
Speaker 3: Never?
Speaker 1: I don't really like the single no, no.
Speaker 3: No, because it's very hard. It's not a common thing.
Speaker 3: Is it a fist bump? Right? And so when some
Speaker 3: one does present one, you really got it. It's hard
Speaker 3: to get it.
Speaker 1: Connecting right swashed up. Last thing you want in front
Speaker 1: of the whole TV audience is for any Murray and
Speaker 1: Jokovic to be like you go up, No, I've grabbed
Speaker 1: your hand. No, I've grabbed your fist at that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's just there's just too much going on. Now, Patsy,
Speaker 3: how are you as your count down the last few
Speaker 3: days of the school holidays before Already goes back to school.
Speaker 6: You're in the dead zone exactly.
Speaker 8: That It is the dead sign. She is so bored,
Speaker 8: so she doesn't go until like next like Friday week
Speaker 8: back to school.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's been like eight weeks.
Speaker 1: Can you do that thing where you send them out
Speaker 1: on their bike and come home at dinner time?
Speaker 3: That's that's what was up. That was up. That was
Speaker 3: my summer holiday. Ever throughout childhood was just like they
Speaker 3: used to go get out the house, Yes, lovely, do
Speaker 3: out there, get out the hat, welcome here. Now say
Speaker 3: you can't stay in the horse all those home? Why not?
Speaker 8: But they do get to a point where they just
Speaker 8: need to go back to school.
Speaker 3: They also get really testy and fairal She is that
Speaker 3: point where they're just they're just a bit busy around completely.
Speaker 8: Chris said last night, just after dinner, he said, you know,
Speaker 8: there's not much at the cinema that we particularly want
Speaker 8: to see. We can't go and see Better Man because
Speaker 8: it's a fifteen plus.
Speaker 5: But you know what I.
Speaker 3: Think, stretch on that Mormons at home with Chris. It's fifteen,
Speaker 3: don't don't dune what would happen? She's probably seen all
Speaker 3: those clips on her phone anyway.
Speaker 1: But I wasn't allowed until I was fifteen to see
Speaker 1: any of that, and I turned out just fine. So
Speaker 1: you're doing the right thing.
Speaker 3: Well, she can't go and see Better Man until she's
Speaker 3: fifteen years it's a long old way.
Speaker 6: Out on blu ray.
Speaker 5: Would they at this cinema? Yes, they do.
Speaker 6: Babies in these days of cinemas.
Speaker 1: This is interrupting your story, but I will tell you
Speaker 1: something really sad. When I was in year seven trying
Speaker 1: to make new friends, first year of high school, a
Speaker 1: bunch of kids, We're going to see Air Force one
Speaker 1: for a guy called Darcy's birthday, and my mum didn't
Speaker 1: let me go because of rated and your kids. So
Speaker 1: all the kids giving each other high fires on Monday morning?
Speaker 2: How good?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I still I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: So no better Man, no better Man? So that what about?
Speaker 3: What if Chris reckon about the did the movie that's
Speaker 3: out tomorrow? There is some mild cussing in that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's not out yet, like they went last night.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, what they're going to say.
Speaker 5: So they went and saw my fasser.
Speaker 6: What about better Man? No cartoon animals for you had
Speaker 6: a lion's story.
Speaker 8: But it's funny because they went to the nine fifteen session, right.
Speaker 1: So an evening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so obviously I did later.
Speaker 3: She's up, she's got more stamina than old real school
Speaker 3: chuck him in.
Speaker 8: But so I went to bed obviously, but I was
Speaker 8: still awake when they, like I just couldn't sleep. I
Speaker 8: was still awake and they were home at like ten
Speaker 8: twenty and it.
Speaker 5: Goes for two hours.
Speaker 8: So obviously I haven't spoken to them to see what
Speaker 8: they thought of it, but I think maybe they have.
Speaker 5: So I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: A long movie, maybe too much swearing in drug Yeah, always.
Speaker 3: A badly behaved lion, that shame on. Move faster, come on,
Speaker 3: we're going right now, young Missy.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell here, my wife has gone to Barley. We've
Speaker 3: never been to Barley. In our seven years in Australia
Speaker 3: living here, we've not yet been to Barley. And my
Speaker 3: wife called me as soon as she landed yesterday. Right,
Speaker 3: you guys been to Barley.
Speaker 1: I've not been.
Speaker 5: I've been a couple of times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where do you go? Where's nice to go?
Speaker 5: It'specially beautiful is usually where we love?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And what's the flight light when he go over?
Speaker 5: It's easy, it's five hours.
Speaker 3: My wife calls me yesterday horrified at the high quota
Speaker 3: of I just used her words, never seen so many bogans,
Speaker 3: Chris and I guess. She said, it's it's off peak now,
Speaker 3: so it's a lot cheaper jet staff flight going to
Speaker 3: Barley from Australia. She said it was shocking, shocking. There
Speaker 3: was a family in front of her right, they had
Speaker 3: two young kids. Mom and dad drink thinking heavily, nonsense,
Speaker 3: getting smashed with had to limit out midday with the kids.
Speaker 3: And then there was another family and one of the
Speaker 3: kids was like kicking the chair of a woman in front,
Speaker 3: and the woman in front, you know, kept complaining and
Speaker 3: then complained, and then the family behind told her shut up,
Speaker 3: bitch face. Isn't that awful?
Speaker 9: Awful?
Speaker 1: This time you're pretty much singing in the upper levels
Speaker 1: of a Collingwood football match.
Speaker 5: When does she gets a pie or Sarah?
Speaker 3: What have you said? It is a retreat?
Speaker 6: Are you in a training camp? With the pies fast.
Speaker 3: Sarah's actually joined the cheers squad of the pies.
Speaker 1: Wow, that is so aggressive. But what it does is
Speaker 1: then it's a stale, icy feeling on the rest every
Speaker 1: passenger on that fly.
Speaker 3: So I said to Sarah, my wife is you know,
Speaker 3: she's a powerful lady, very powerful, not one to back
Speaker 3: down from anything, if anything something to instigate stuff. And
Speaker 3: I went, now, you won't given that old Sarah stinkarte
Speaker 3: She went, Chris out was smiling and I didn't engage
Speaker 3: because I was two words. She said this, because I
Speaker 3: was two word. At any moment, the drinker could easily
Speaker 3: go into a mid flight broad But you're right, that
Speaker 3: thing you're like and you can't fully relax because you
Speaker 3: just don't know any the heavily drinking emotions always raised
Speaker 3: up in the air. Tell me this, then, what do
Speaker 3: you think out of any flight would have the highest quota?
Speaker 3: Is where my mind goes. Yesterday in the evening, I
Speaker 3: was thinking, what do you think of the percentage? Would
Speaker 3: it be to the Gold Coast? You'd have a fair whack.
Speaker 1: Now, I flew to the Gold Coast in summer and
Speaker 1: it was a few Yeah, that's a high quota, but
Speaker 1: I don't think it would be bart.
Speaker 3: I tell you what I saw a really first hand
Speaker 3: high quote. It was Australians coming back from Pouquet Yep.
Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of both legs tattooed and
Speaker 3: not easily identifiable tattoos where you're like, is that a
Speaker 3: fat auntie or Elvis? I think when it's like that,
Speaker 3: put the name on. Whether it's the name that is,
Speaker 3: we need footnotes, a big old five thongs, sort of
Speaker 3: bing tang t shirts like that. Lots of bo lots
Speaker 3: of sweats. You know.
Speaker 1: Rio told me that since starts doing Japan direct flights
Speaker 1: down Bogans have found Japan.
Speaker 3: No no, yeah, poor Tokyo.
Speaker 4: There was a complaint I think from like the Japanese
Speaker 4: tourist minister or something about.
Speaker 7: Australians like loutish Japan and they were.
Speaker 4: Telling this to please stay away from the main tourist spots.
Speaker 3: Where else what are the flights you think we'd have
Speaker 3: a high share then of bog It's weird.
Speaker 1: Which city do we think in Australia going to Bali?
Speaker 1: I think it can't be Ballei.
Speaker 3: But baby, you can't help. But right now, keep looking
Speaker 3: at you. And when I say you, I don't mean
Speaker 3: you Jack or Rio, but I'm afraid are beloved. Can
Speaker 3: I just say beloved? Producer Caitlin And you are from
Speaker 3: an area where you grow them?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm from northern New South Wales.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm half bogging myself so I feel.
Speaker 3: Like, no, I'm not judging. I'm merely just in case
Speaker 3: anyone's thinking, are you having a pop Christian? Not at all.
Speaker 3: I'm merely looking at this from an anthropological point of view,
Speaker 3: like Sir David Attenberg is if I was not watching
Speaker 3: monkeys but actually observing people.
Speaker 10: Just let her know that if she was scared on
Speaker 10: the way over there, just wait until the way back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get this, k She's going to a retreat,
Speaker 3: so a lot of harm fully undone on the way back.
Speaker 10: I will be drinking in sadness returning to Australia and.
Speaker 3: Maybe I should stay. So go get yourself a being
Speaker 3: Town T shirt that is blended. Then you can be
Speaker 3: one of them in disguise.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Good One into Kelly Christian.
Speaker 3: We went to getting Thailand over Christmas as well, and
Speaker 3: you're right, we were so embarrassed by the other assies
Speaker 3: or the flat back and at the airport really loud,
Speaker 3: awful behavior. Particicating said to think about what flight would
Speaker 3: have the highest quota of Bogans on What do you reckon?
Speaker 10: It is without a doubt gold Coast to demper Sar
Speaker 10: is the most Bogan flight in.
Speaker 6: Australia with down Now why is it like a magnet?
Speaker 6: What's so?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 6: Is it the cheap beer food, sunshine tax?
Speaker 5: It's the people.
Speaker 10: It's like all of Queensland and Logan and all that
Speaker 10: love going down to the Goldie Jump.
Speaker 6: It's a pilgrimage. It's a Bogan pilgrimage.
Speaker 1: So where you're from in tweedtheads? Are you not counting
Speaker 1: yourself as? Is that not? I noticed there's a lot
Speaker 1: of distance here queens.
Speaker 3: She looks like she's about to glassy with that eye
Speaker 3: there as well, passic Bogan move that classic someone.
Speaker 10: I'm a proud Bogan and Northern New South Wales without
Speaker 10: a doubt we are Bogans because we're too close to Queensland.
Speaker 5: It's Queensland's fault, right.
Speaker 3: Why did you say you were half Bogan? What would
Speaker 3: qualify you as a half.
Speaker 1: My dad's side. So my dad was born and raised
Speaker 1: in West Hardenberg, Bogan Heartland.
Speaker 6: Is it West Heider Works Bogan Heartland.
Speaker 1: That side of my family. I don't think that would
Speaker 1: mind me saying is more Bogan than my mom's side.
Speaker 3: I think they are going to mind you saying that.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised that, Pats you've got any Bogan blood in.
Speaker 8: Your Oh you think you always label me as the
Speaker 8: biggest Bogan on the show.
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't, I don't know. No, that's not you,
Speaker 3: that's old mate, that's Macca though, mate, would you say
Speaker 3: that's Bogan Heartland? Now? I thought you told us that
Speaker 3: was the Silicon Valley or and Patsy, hats off to you.
Speaker 3: I read an article over Christmas where it was talking
Speaker 3: about the Werriby Corridor and saying it was boom time
Speaker 3: for housing.
Speaker 6: He called it years ago the Silicon Valley.
Speaker 8: Of Melbourne and big, like there's a big proposed UNI
Speaker 8: development out there and it's going to be like.
Speaker 3: Teach Bloody would be on the onid. Locals like pats
Speaker 3: And were thrown rocks at the library. You get that knowledge,
Speaker 3: you take it out, there'd not be fifteen books in there,
Speaker 3: Lolita and stuff about magic and that.
Speaker 8: I guess I am a bogain in that I own
Speaker 8: a pair of moccasins, so that would make me a bogain.
Speaker 3: I think most people own a pair of moccasins. All right,
Speaker 3: let's get into Late to the party. This is a
Speaker 3: home for all your emails to the show Late. We
Speaker 3: begin with an apology from one of our listeners who
Speaker 3: called the show yesterday and everything was tracking along really
Speaker 3: well until they made a line about an acid math.
Speaker 6: Actually for your husband.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we all were like, it was chilling. It
Speaker 3: was chilling, and there was no need for it, right.
Speaker 3: And I'm pleased to see that Paul, who is a
Speaker 3: beloved listener who's always on the time, where Sir Paul
Speaker 3: from coobi up has actually taken the time yesterday.
Speaker 6: I like the fact it was five to four, so
Speaker 6: maybe before he went.
Speaker 3: Home for the day. It's unfinished business to apologize to
Speaker 3: the show. Hey, gang, great to hear you back on
Speaker 3: for the new year. Sorry about this morning's call. My
Speaker 3: comment about the acid went too far. I sincerely apologize.
Speaker 3: I have a folder where I keep some of my
Speaker 3: favorite emails from right many abuse from the early days
Speaker 3: and still just to fail something. This is going to
Speaker 3: go in there someone an adult having to apologize about
Speaker 3: calling your show and the acid comment went too far.
Speaker 3: Is one for the ages. Poor apology accepted. It's all good,
Speaker 3: my friend. Yes, in the show, we were talking about
Speaker 3: your spottings of celebrities by any body of water, Celebrits
Speaker 3: by the ocean. This comes from James in the UK
Speaker 3: a podcast listener, Christian. I hope you enjoyed your couple
Speaker 3: of days off. I saw when he was Prime Minister,
Speaker 3: the UK Prime Minister David Cameron on a beach in Cornwall.
Speaker 3: He was going boogie boarding. It's so English, it's not
Speaker 3: very States like, oh hello, a little bit of service
Speaker 3: coming in is broken, so it's not too frightening. Kids.
Speaker 1: Perfect David Cameron standing up, belly on the ball.
Speaker 3: Belly down. It was when his daughter had just been born.
Speaker 3: So I said congratulations to him as he went past.
Speaker 3: Next thing I heard was him swearing and insecurity guards
Speaker 3: sprinting down to the beach.
Speaker 6: He slipped off rocks and landed in a rock pole.
Speaker 6: Eagan is down.
Speaker 3: I just pick him up. Actually it's not the bodyguard.
Speaker 3: Oh don't forget to get his boogie boards attached to.
Speaker 6: His legs down.
Speaker 3: He's in a rock pol in Cornwall, Christian, I want
Speaker 3: to take part in knock it into the park.
Speaker 6: Keen to have a red hot go.
Speaker 3: I often get the pits taken out of me by
Speaker 3: my mates because I beat Andy Murray at school. Come on,
Speaker 3: come on, come on, it's there's no where to prove that. No,
Speaker 3: we don't need there's no room for it for you.
Speaker 3: My friend ask you on Monday when we came back
Speaker 3: after a few days off, what is good in you
Speaker 3: in your life? Heather, a wedge tailed eagle stole a
Speaker 3: thorn and dropped it in our yard, and now I'm
Speaker 3: a mum to a thorn. Okay, Bobby, you know listener
Speaker 3: Bobby who entered the competition once for the Jingles.
Speaker 6: Yes, he's after the Grammys.
Speaker 1: What's he doing?
Speaker 3: I don't know. He's after the Grammys.
Speaker 6: As I said, is he singing?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 6: Have you sing in there?
Speaker 3: Bobby? We need to know more. Brendan first Flemington winner
Speaker 3: and joined the golf club. You remember of the golf club.
Speaker 1: Yet I am knew its country club?
Speaker 3: Country club?
Speaker 6: Well, we is the boken one they know about your
Speaker 6: Bogan heritage.
Speaker 1: It actually is very blue collar.
Speaker 11: Yeah, get out of it. Get out of It's an oxymoron.
Speaker 11: They don't have blue collar right. You're all playing in
Speaker 11: denim are you? And Ben tanged shirts in the clubhouse
Speaker 11: blue color golf club.
Speaker 3: And Josephine my daughter having her baby girl the day
Speaker 3: before new is the best feeling and a great start
Speaker 3: new year as well as always the email address you
Speaker 3: need for late Tola party comes straight into my inbox
Speaker 3: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot.
Speaker 2: Au Christian o connor Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: So two days time, we are live from the Australian Open.
Speaker 3: Knock it into the park. We're going to be live
Speaker 3: from the Key Arena. Jack and I courtside inside the
Speaker 3: Key Arena, a load of you outside the Key Arena
Speaker 3: trying to knock a tennis ball into the arena, into
Speaker 3: the surface box. Whoever does it the first? You're off
Speaker 3: to the finals this weekend. That's the Women's on Saturday
Speaker 3: and then the men's on Sunday. Amazing prize whole weekend
Speaker 3: of Grand Slam tennis for the winner. It's incredible.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: I came up with this idea a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3: I'm not. I just have a rough idea of how
Speaker 3: it's going to work. That's all you and I need to.
Speaker 3: But I've noticed the producers don't appear to be across
Speaker 3: absolutely everything. So I'd like to call an immediate emergency
Speaker 3: meeting right now. Knock it into the park. But you, si, rio,
Speaker 3: how's it going to go?
Speaker 4: Okay, you go to the Olympic Boulevard side of Kea
Speaker 4: Arena and you're serving towards the MCG. You have to
Speaker 4: hit the ball over the Kea Arena roof, over the crowd,
Speaker 4: over the net, and into the ad court of the
Speaker 4: service box opposite.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm listening to this right now. My name is Dave.
Speaker 3: I don't know too much about that tennis. What's ad
Speaker 3: court side mean?
Speaker 4: The ad court side is the second service side, So
Speaker 4: you know how you switch sides? You serve it on
Speaker 4: one side, then you go to the other side. It's
Speaker 4: the second side. I actually shouldn't know that myself.
Speaker 6: No, I just so, why can't it be any service box?
Speaker 7: Well, then we'd have to serve from the other side.
Speaker 4: Oh, I s you're playing a game as if you're
Speaker 4: playing a game, exactly, gotcha?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: Nice like it, and then you said it will sail
Speaker 1: over the roof and over the crowd. How many many
Speaker 1: members of the crowd will they bear at six am
Speaker 1: on Friday?
Speaker 7: And Alex the engineer, probably that's a crowd. Theree is
Speaker 7: a crowd.
Speaker 3: Keep your love life out on this day. And what
Speaker 3: happens if none of our contestants do this? Suddenly it's
Speaker 3: like five to nine, what do we do?
Speaker 7: That's when we go, all right, team pow wow.
Speaker 3: Now we pow wow. Now the semi finalist Friday. We
Speaker 3: can't have Jokovich limbering up. Okay, maybe I wants to
Speaker 3: have a test hit there at the key or we know,
Speaker 3: we go and hang on mate, we're just having a
Speaker 3: pow wow. Yeah, we've got to give the tickets to
Speaker 3: maybe see you play in the final.
Speaker 7: Okay, if you want to bring have a premature power.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 3: Show has been off for seven weeks. I was told
Speaker 3: to producers have been back a week before.
Speaker 6: Getting things ready. What else have you got to get ready?
Speaker 4: Well, what you could do is you could have whoever's closest,
Speaker 4: whoever the two closest shots are too getting it in.
Speaker 4: They can play off, have a hit and hit off. Yeah,
Speaker 4: then if one of them gets it in, they win,
Speaker 4: or if need of them get them in, then we
Speaker 4: just go whoever's closest closest to the pin, closest to
Speaker 4: the pan.
Speaker 3: So we're going to be marking where the bull lands are.
Speaker 3: We suddenly Jack and I got quite to do. Now
Speaker 3: we're not a fan of this.
Speaker 4: That's why you're in the first in the umpire's chair,
Speaker 4: so you have a perfect bird's eye view, just like they.
Speaker 3: I have like a small desk for like some snacks
Speaker 3: and drinks because there's going to be.
Speaker 7: A lot show up the umpires normally have.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to bring my own snacks there because
Speaker 3: they're missing a treat by the way, umpires have maybe
Speaker 3: a book when some of the games get a cheeky
Speaker 3: little king.
Speaker 1: I didn't know this in the umpires chair, you're doing
Speaker 1: the whole show from up there.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. You know, Jack and I.
Speaker 1: Or am I some kind of like.
Speaker 6: Jack?
Speaker 4: You are a ball boy, so you will be you know,
Speaker 4: running around, got little fluffy hat, arms in the air,
Speaker 4: and you'll be you know, making sure you know exactly
Speaker 4: where the ball lands so we can have the closest to.
Speaker 1: I'm marking where the ball lands.
Speaker 7: Will give you a little cone.
Speaker 3: This is all good to know because I didn't know
Speaker 3: any of the cone doesn't obviouslyeing golf. It's a very
Speaker 3: precise thing you put down for where your ball was
Speaker 3: when you take it away. Sometimes when you when you're putting,
Speaker 3: putting a ain't cone down? Is it closest to have been?
Speaker 3: There's no accuracy.
Speaker 4: Very We'll find the most precise cones on the market
Speaker 4: and we'll bot in.
Speaker 6: Forty eight hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got a good precise game guy.
Speaker 7: I'll give him a call and he'll.
Speaker 3: Participate in anything else you want to add, mate, how
Speaker 3: do you see it going on Friday? Have we covered everything?
Speaker 10: We are absolutely coved and we're fine to go. And yes,
Speaker 10: if we.
Speaker 6: Don't want that.
Speaker 3: You know when a surgeon goes time of death, I'm
Speaker 3: calling it out six fifty seven. Why would you do that?
Speaker 3: You're now challenging the radio gods. One of us is
Speaker 3: going to get struck by lighting. Now, why would you
Speaker 3: do that? Never?
Speaker 6: Good to go God.
Speaker 1: The last twenty minutes when you came in here during
Speaker 1: the song, it's like we need to meet.
Speaker 3: This is all we need to jump into a meeting
Speaker 3: to work out how this is all going to go.
Speaker 3: I just wasum, we all knew how it was going
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 5: We have a lot of contestants, so we've.
Speaker 6: Got to make sure I blame them.
Speaker 5: We've got the right amount.
Speaker 10: Of people cool to be able to do it, you know,
Speaker 10: like in a break because we've only got so much
Speaker 10: time and we want to make sure that everyone gets
Speaker 10: their two hits and we have an outcome.
Speaker 5: So how are we going to do that?
Speaker 10: I just wanted to kind of discuss those things, a
Speaker 10: little intricate things.
Speaker 3: Nothing, okay, So Jack and I are courtside add side
Speaker 3: ball boy umpire guy with snacks.
Speaker 7: Yes again, now we've added where are.
Speaker 3: You are you with the contest.
Speaker 7: With the contestants, making sure you're.
Speaker 3: Like Roman bet get a fash right lean into it.
Speaker 6: Have you got a fake tash guy to go with
Speaker 6: the precise code? Go get a fake tash to be now.
Speaker 3: Renaming you for Friday for one day on the roaming Rio.
Speaker 6: Who have you got there?
Speaker 3: Oh? Thanks? Christ and be slate hunched over like BC
Speaker 3: done than bothering people, bothering and doors slamming in your face.
Speaker 1: Adding very little and see now why this is in
Speaker 1: premature because I couldn't get the mustache on Friday morning
Speaker 1: around the city looking for mustache.
Speaker 3: Too late, too late, all that miss comedy gone out
Speaker 3: the window.
Speaker 6: Thank god we had a premature on power Wow.
Speaker 7: I feel so much better now.
Speaker 3: New word for this year, Team our meetings is now
Speaker 3: going to come an endless stream of premature Powerwells.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast.
Speaker 3: Coming up in an hour's time. There's back for the
Speaker 3: first time this year. What are the Odds? Very excited.
Speaker 3: I love What are the Odds? We do this every Wednesday,
Speaker 3: ey AND's you just tell us your stories of coincidence
Speaker 3: and chance. You can get them there if you want
Speaker 3: and text me four seven five three one oh four three.
Speaker 3: So tomorrow the Bob Dylan movie opens, Complete Unknown, which
Speaker 3: I saw on Friday night, which is really good. And
Speaker 3: I love the Robbie Williams movie Better Man. There's a
Speaker 3: whole slew in three months time the eagerly anticipated Bruce
Speaker 3: Springsteen movie Delivery from Nowhere, where Jammie Allen White plays
Speaker 3: the Boss, who I think would be brilliant. Now, so
Speaker 3: there's a lot of these movies now musical biopics, and
Speaker 3: I saw it as a Britney Spears one. You actually
Speaker 3: wrote a book about a couple of years, sold out
Speaker 3: five million copies, and the same director and writer that
Speaker 3: did Wicked have brought it up. They're going to develop
Speaker 3: it and it's a hell of a story, the Brittany
Speaker 3: Spirits story. So this morning, I want to know who
Speaker 3: else deserves a musical biopic Patsy, who do you think Bras?
Speaker 5: Oh, well, i'd have to say yeah.
Speaker 8: I mean he's coming out very very soon. I have
Speaker 8: to say, Brian Adams.
Speaker 3: What would it be called? Because can you change the trend?
Speaker 3: It's normally a line or a song title title?
Speaker 5: Who would play Brian?
Speaker 3: The producers, I said an hour ago, make sure that
Speaker 3: you briefed Patsy on that.
Speaker 8: I've got no idea what we're doing, but.
Speaker 5: Yeah, please, can you just I'll take a number. I'll
Speaker 5: take a number, come back like it?
Speaker 6: The Delhi Jackie Boy?
Speaker 3: Who would it be for you?
Speaker 1: I have just recently watched the avicumentary on Netflix.
Speaker 3: I saw it over Christmas. I didn't think that you
Speaker 3: would be into hardhouse and tech. Note.
Speaker 1: I knew nothing about a beach except for the song
Speaker 1: sounded familiar. He's most famous songs. Now, I'm all about
Speaker 1: a beachy story story this guy, So I would make
Speaker 1: it a beachy biopick because it's all in there. This
Speaker 1: guy is like form with this incredible talent where he
Speaker 1: can't even play an instrument, but the laptop is his instrument.
Speaker 1: He's putting the melodies in and all through his journey
Speaker 1: in the music industry, he just cares about the music,
Speaker 1: and they keep trying to like make him play shows,
Speaker 1: make him make albums, work with this person, work with
Speaker 1: this band, work with everybody. He just loves the music
Speaker 1: and he just wants to get back to make a
Speaker 1: music man.
Speaker 3: It's a great story. Have you seen both the documentaries,
Speaker 3: because there's the one I'm Tim. I've seen I'm Tim,
Speaker 3: I come into the other one.
Speaker 6: The other one is his last sets, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I know I've not seen no one. I've seen the
Speaker 1: story that.
Speaker 3: He's seen the story, but didn't see his last ever set.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't expect that to be too document.
Speaker 6: Are you enough with Tim?
Speaker 2: Were?
Speaker 3: I'm out? But I'd pay for a movie for who
Speaker 3: would play him? And what's it called?
Speaker 1: I think it would be called Wake Me Up. The
Speaker 1: song we just heard him, and I think it would
Speaker 1: be Austin Butler, and I know he just was Elvis.
Speaker 3: Wow, listen, take a numberin Butler's back as a vichy
Speaker 3: me up.
Speaker 1: If you bring up a vechy, you can sort of
Speaker 1: see Austin Butler bleaching his hair and becoming a veccy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I kind of, yeah, I do.
Speaker 3: I do know what you mean. But do you think
Speaker 3: it's enough for a big movie, because ultimately you are
Speaker 3: seeing a guy who's behind a laptop.
Speaker 1: Yes, I can imagine. I can picture this in the trailer.
Speaker 1: He's trying. The music industry is hearing about him. He's
Speaker 1: getting really popular, and they're like, okay, what instrument does
Speaker 1: he play? And then manichesta go he doesn't play an instrument.
Speaker 6: No, no, goose bugs. That's when this summer.
Speaker 3: That's why there's a guy behind a desk chomping on
Speaker 3: a cigar and someone comes running in, bus I've got
Speaker 3: him the next big thing. This guy is gonna blow
Speaker 3: up huge. We gotta sign him.
Speaker 6: Up, all right, what does he lazy singers cheering? Who
Speaker 6: have you got? He doesn't play any instruments? This summer
Speaker 6: I'm Tim.
Speaker 1: And then you hear it like the same boss with
Speaker 1: the cigar, and Lake.
Speaker 3: Doesn't even playing You're never work in this townletop.
Speaker 1: You can see, Oh.
Speaker 3: I could feed it. We're gonna see you at the Oscars,
Speaker 3: my friend. We need to start developing this and then
Speaker 3: but then you are going to come down to like
Speaker 3: So when I saw the Bob Dylan movie, it all
Speaker 3: centers around this big, famous lambark performance he made at
Speaker 3: a folk festival where we he went electric for the
Speaker 3: first time. He risk alienated every single one of his
Speaker 3: folk fans. The movie two hours building up to it.
Speaker 3: It's incredible, you building up to a guy going have
Speaker 3: you got have you got charge? With my laptop just
Speaker 3: about to play ib I forgot the charge?
Speaker 1: Okay, battery laugh, I.
Speaker 3: Mean the last half got the set? Oh garbage bands crashed?
Speaker 6: Get the VDMI cables all right? Who deserves a musical biopic?
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one O four three and cast
Speaker 3: it as well and come up with the movie's title
Speaker 3: so it's either a line from a song or a
Speaker 3: song title.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Who deserves a big musical movie? A movie about their
Speaker 3: life and times? We're gonna be getting a Britney Spears
Speaker 3: movie this year. The Bob Dylan one opens tomorrow. Do
Speaker 3: you want to go and see great movie? That moment?
Speaker 3: Jack and I love the Robbie william One Better Man?
Speaker 3: What about Midnight Oil? Peter Garrett amazing? John Malkovich, God.
Speaker 6: Wow, Glenn Webber. That is a showing no one else.
Speaker 3: If John says no, there's no movie great one. Alice
Speaker 3: Cooper Christian played by Johnny Depp?
Speaker 6: Is he still working?
Speaker 3: He disappears off you know where? They just remove them
Speaker 3: from Netflix. You know you don't see any of those
Speaker 3: Pirates of the Caribbean movies out there anymore on the shelves. Christian?
Speaker 3: What about an a c DC one called Highway to
Speaker 3: Hell Billy Joel movie My Life. I'm not sure who
Speaker 3: playing Danny DeVito. I reckon with him.
Speaker 7: He doesn't never know.
Speaker 6: It's the wonder of movie than have then.
Speaker 3: Now on a built up wedges and stuff like this,
Speaker 3: he'd be on stilts or something or CG.
Speaker 6: I Jack, he's suddenly a six six foot well, isn't it?
Speaker 3: They can make a monkey believe it was Robbie Williams.
Speaker 3: Danny DeVito can suddenly be two foot taller and be
Speaker 3: Billy Joel. Don't forget a lot of movie you sat
Speaker 3: down behind the piano. You don't see how small's compared
Speaker 3: to We don't even know how tall is Billy Joel.
Speaker 6: Who else be Billy Joel?
Speaker 1: What about Joe PESHI I'm looking.
Speaker 3: At similar, similar, similar high to Danny DeVito.
Speaker 8: No, he's not that short, is he? Yeah, he's a
Speaker 8: little man, isn't he?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Are we trying to carve Billy Joel now? Or question?
Speaker 3: Now? See, I'm thinking they've obviously got the Springsteen movie
Speaker 3: coming out in a couple of months time. I think
Speaker 3: they what they should do with the Springsteen movie is
Speaker 3: have different bruces over the ages of and then Ol Bruce,
Speaker 3: Bobby de Niro, young, Bruce Austin. But Patsy who would
Speaker 3: play Brian Adams in the movie?
Speaker 5: You're looking for a ranger, aren't you?
Speaker 12: So?
Speaker 8: I'd have to say, like an edge sheer. So someone
Speaker 8: with red hair that can sing.
Speaker 5: It's got to be cheering.
Speaker 3: You don't really hear that much, he says. For good reason.
Speaker 6: I didn't know he was.
Speaker 3: I thought he's blonde's.
Speaker 1: Red hair Strawberry blonde.
Speaker 3: No, no, that's not a thing.
Speaker 5: Quite red hair, that's not a thing.
Speaker 3: Straory bond is not a thing. No, what else is
Speaker 3: strawbry blonde? It is what it is. It just is
Speaker 3: what it is.
Speaker 6: It's not that, sorry Patsy who plays.
Speaker 5: Bah It's cheering what we need someone?
Speaker 3: You come up? Did you google famous ginger headed people thinking?
Speaker 5: Has not red hair? They can sing really well, it's
Speaker 5: got to be a cheering.
Speaker 1: The hair is the easiest part to alter for enact.
Speaker 1: The factual structure is impossible to change.
Speaker 6: So good hair dye you have more people should know.
Speaker 5: That it's summer of sixty nine with cheering.
Speaker 3: Imagine that he goes to see Spielberg and it's thinking
Speaker 3: on the way that he wants to make my life
Speaker 3: story actually and so it's about me.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, solid no no. We might see
Speaker 6: him playing Brian.
Speaker 7: Adams is absolutely right.
Speaker 1: Shearan probably deserves a born.
Speaker 3: Old Canadian.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, I just ask co pilot at the Microsoft AI
Speaker 3: assistant who should play Billy Joel.
Speaker 1: Yep, I've got a good one as well.
Speaker 3: It's told me that AI has said for the younger
Speaker 3: Billy Joel Elijah Wood and that's good.
Speaker 6: I get it. Older Billy Mark Ruffalo or Michael.
Speaker 3: Keaton, that's good. He's at the over the last couple
Speaker 3: of years. He's a great act. I was thinking maybe
Speaker 3: Billy Crystal. But this is what it's going to be
Speaker 3: like now more and more where the listeners are asking
Speaker 3: AI to punch up anything they chuck into the show.
Speaker 6: And I'm a fan of it.
Speaker 3: This is actually I think makes an overall better products.
Speaker 3: Okay from maybe we should be using it as well.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 1: I had to look at Billy Joel in his thirties
Speaker 1: and forties. He actually, to me looks a little bit
Speaker 1: Rob Schneidery.
Speaker 3: He does, yeah the eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Up with where Rob is in his life right now,
Speaker 3: I don't think he's getting anyone know, he's gone into
Speaker 3: the other zone, you know, and they go into this
Speaker 3: Yeah he's he's right out in the wilds now so yeah,
Speaker 3: he's Pete Evans.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, that wild Yeah, yeah, right out there.
Speaker 3: They live in a territory beyond the territories, beyond the
Speaker 3: territories where there's no five G wake up Sheepaul, All right,
Speaker 3: So Jack dropped a huge bombshell on Monday Show with
Speaker 3: you know what's like when you hire a car on holiday,
Speaker 3: you always forget Suddenly you're always running late when you
Speaker 3: go to the airport. Especially you got young kids, and
Speaker 3: you add a lot of families and in laws, so
Speaker 3: it's a stressful time. You got to get to the airport,
Speaker 3: and then you have to build in time to drop
Speaker 3: the high car off. You've got to find the right
Speaker 3: car park. Where's the little heart. It's a nightmare. And
Speaker 3: then obviously you suddenly remember, wait, we've got to return
Speaker 3: it with a full tank of fuel. Then you're googling
Speaker 3: nearest servo to airport. This was Jack over the Christmas break.
Speaker 3: But your car. You put the wrong fuel in it
Speaker 3: right at the pump.
Speaker 1: Put a whole whole tank of unleaded ninety one in it.
Speaker 1: And as I'm not until I'm screwing the cap on,
Speaker 1: do I see it says diesel on it. I've never
Speaker 1: driven even driven a diesel car. I do know somewhere
Speaker 1: in the back of my mind that I knew that
Speaker 1: you weren't meant to do that. Yeah, And when I
Speaker 1: googled it it said a warning warning severe engine damage.
Speaker 1: These were the kind of phrases coming up. So I panicked,
Speaker 1: left the car at the BP, gave the keys to
Speaker 1: the guy behind it.
Speaker 3: Just just just just let that sink in because someone
Speaker 3: might not have heard Mundo show.
Speaker 6: He left the keys with some random guy out.
Speaker 1: He wasn't random, he was a guy who worked.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know you'll care about getting your high car back?
Speaker 3: What's he going to do during his lunch break? Drive
Speaker 3: it back for you? Kind sir?
Speaker 1: I said, I don't know who. He's not the valet,
Speaker 1: but someone will come and pick up this car. It
Speaker 1: won't be me. I've got a flight to catch. So
Speaker 1: then getting all the in laws.
Speaker 3: What was his reaction, by the way, did he was?
Speaker 3: He like, you don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Mate, No, I wouldn't say. And then I said, could
Speaker 1: I have your number so that we can contact you?
Speaker 1: And then he's like, just google the number for the BP.
Speaker 1: He was trying to distance himself, am from this drama. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I also had to during this time. I was borrowing,
Speaker 1: borrowing his iPhone charge because.
Speaker 3: Now, how do you get that?
Speaker 6: I feel I can understand, but not your phone.
Speaker 3: You always charged him overnight?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Tell you you know, sometimes when you plug it in
Speaker 1: and then you wake up and it was a phantom plug. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So when I'm trying to call the rental car company,
Speaker 1: I looked down on my phone and then I can't
Speaker 1: charge the phone in the car because you can't have
Speaker 1: the engine running because of severe engine damage. So the guy,
Speaker 1: the last I ever saw of the car was in
Speaker 1: the parking lot of the BP. Gave the keys to
Speaker 1: the guy. Then when I landed, I called the rental
Speaker 1: car company, said this is what's happened. This is where
Speaker 1: your car is. Since then, haven't heard in you.
Speaker 3: So obviously on Monday there's a big reaction to this.
Speaker 3: Quite a few of you were saying, then, you know, technically,
Speaker 3: you know, we all have to sign that contract and
Speaker 3: they try and wheedle anything out of you to charge
Speaker 3: you extras. That's they make their money. But a little
Speaker 3: bit was saying, technically, you haven't returned it because you
Speaker 3: didn't put it back on the property where you got it.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know, but I told I was very clear
Speaker 1: about where to pick it up, very and it was
Speaker 1: only a three minute drive from the airport and the rental.
Speaker 3: Someone else can do that if.
Speaker 1: You really zoom out on the map then the GPS
Speaker 1: looks like it's at the airport.
Speaker 3: So Rio you have an up down this now chat
Speaker 3: was very clear because you said Monday, why don't we
Speaker 3: call the servo and he didn't want you calling anyone.
Speaker 3: He wanted just to let the sleeping sort of chances
Speaker 3: rest here.
Speaker 1: If it's I just want to let you know if
Speaker 1: it's fallen through the cracks in some way, because this
Speaker 1: has been three weeks now and the admin hasn't made
Speaker 1: it back to me, then just let sleeping dogs lie,
Speaker 1: don't kick hornet's nest.
Speaker 7: I didn't really see it that way.
Speaker 4: I thought, what's the most important thing in someone's life?
Speaker 1: Closure?
Speaker 7: Closure?
Speaker 4: Otherwise, Jack, you've got this hanging over yours. It's been
Speaker 4: what it was like three weeks ago over So I thought,
Speaker 4: I'll just give them, you know, I'll give them a
Speaker 4: call see see what's happening at the petrol station.
Speaker 7: Especially because a lot of the time on the show.
Speaker 4: And people call in, they say Hijack, because I think
Speaker 4: we have very similar voices, right, So I thought, I'll
Speaker 4: just pretend to be Jack.
Speaker 1: You pretended to be me. I said, it's illegal, it's.
Speaker 3: Just sort He's learned from a pro It's exactly sort
Speaker 3: of MOVEEW would do. This is the guy who brought
Speaker 3: an illegal card clothing machine so you could break into
Speaker 3: your friend's apartment block and go swimming without permission.
Speaker 6: That is illegal.
Speaker 7: He says.
Speaker 4: If I'm just some random person like what, I just
Speaker 4: wonder if my friend's car is still there? What you
Speaker 4: might remember me a few weeks ago. My name's Jack Post.
Speaker 4: I left my car there. I put the wrong fuel in.
Speaker 4: I'm just you know, it's been a while. I was
Speaker 4: just wondering, is the car still there? And he said,
Speaker 4: no car? Car has been taken away? I said, did
Speaker 4: you find out?
Speaker 3: When I asked?
Speaker 7: When he said, I said, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I wasn't.
Speaker 6: There's an accent going.
Speaker 3: You don't want to He went to India and then
Speaker 3: sudden he went there, would come back to.
Speaker 6: Theres.
Speaker 1: You can do my voice, but you can't do everybody.
Speaker 8: Yeah, is it no car as in stolen or no
Speaker 8: car as in results?
Speaker 4: I did ask? Was it taken away? He says, I
Speaker 4: don't know. Is my colleague is my colleague? I'm not
Speaker 4: sure there's no car there anymore.
Speaker 1: That was the energy The guy gave the keys to
Speaker 1: he really didn't want to his hands.
Speaker 3: Of course, it's just like your mess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because when I said I'm leaving the keys, like
Speaker 1: oh my shift is finishing soon, that sort of stuff,
Speaker 1: like he didn't want anything to do with it. But
Speaker 1: to me, that's a good sign. It means the car
Speaker 1: company came and picked it up.
Speaker 3: All is good, but you're not off the one day
Speaker 3: you're going to be hit with a bill for this
Speaker 3: their time. And also you didn't return it with a
Speaker 3: fuel tank.
Speaker 5: Full, broken the agreement.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's a bridging contract.
Speaker 4: And isn't it actually better if the car was still there,
Speaker 4: because that's just like, oh that the rental cars forgotten
Speaker 4: about it, whereas now then they're just trying to add
Speaker 4: up all totals of that's what's taken so long.
Speaker 6: That goes up to head office.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, it would have worried me more if
Speaker 1: if the car was still sitting there three weeks later
Speaker 1: than that, if.
Speaker 3: I said, no, it's still set in the front, would
Speaker 3: you I would have just got on a plane today
Speaker 3: and just driven it back, pushed it back down the road.
Speaker 6: That way it's done.
Speaker 3: The other thing is have you emailed them saying this
Speaker 3: is because then someone will reply, and then you put
Speaker 3: something in writing at the moment. There's a lot of
Speaker 3: b s in heresaying I ranked some guy did you Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then I can go to the phone history and
Speaker 1: go call history.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: That stands up wedding call, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Judge?
Speaker 1: There you go twelve minute.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be one of your random friends.
Speaker 6: So semi closure, it's never opened.
Speaker 1: Should I ring him today?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, yes?
Speaker 7: Otherwise the bill just goes up. You just ripped the band?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Needy or greedy?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: We're about to open up for the first time this year.
Speaker 6: What are the odds?
Speaker 3: Where we look for your stories of coincidence and chance
Speaker 3: still to be one this week on the show and
Speaker 3: install one thousand dollars if you are instant caller of
Speaker 3: the week, What are the odds I.
Speaker 7: Believe it or not?
Speaker 1: What are the uds?
Speaker 6: You gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 2: Black?
Speaker 4: Were you with Cheryl who married a Hunt?
Speaker 6: Who worked with the Cheryl who married a Hun?
Speaker 7: As well?
Speaker 10: My name is Jody.
Speaker 9: I work in a call center.
Speaker 1: My customer that came through was called Jody, and I
Speaker 1: had to transfer through to another agent that was also
Speaker 1: called Jody, what are the odds that I've met a stranger?
Speaker 2: And it turns out that my father delivered him as
Speaker 2: a baby.
Speaker 14: Making a crumpet last week, standing there waiting for it
Speaker 14: to pop up.
Speaker 8: The crumpet popped up, slipped twice in the air, and
Speaker 8: landed in the second flight, took.
Speaker 3: Out that many care one that we had. Yes, at
Speaker 3: the end of the show. All right, so your story
Speaker 3: is on nine four one four, one oh four three
Speaker 3: of coincidence and chance. Now bouncing up and down like
Speaker 3: an excitable child right now who's had too many fizzy drinks?
Speaker 3: But you said Kate then literally has run into the
Speaker 3: studio during the song and said, please can I go first?
Speaker 3: We're all is what have you got? Mecca?
Speaker 5: This is unbelievable.
Speaker 10: So I have photo evidence to prove this, because I
Speaker 10: think you won't believe me. But I was on a
Speaker 10: lovely walk while on holidays, and I walked past his
Speaker 10: house and I noticed on the number plate it said
Speaker 10: ARN which is the name of our company, our radio
Speaker 10: station company.
Speaker 6: Already already the shark is in the water, a story
Speaker 6: about the company that you worked for.
Speaker 3: Yesterday you would talking about the new color changes to
Speaker 3: the station's logo, what's happened to you this?
Speaker 10: No, this is fantastic, right, It just had to give
Speaker 10: a bit of context. Okay, So I see it, says Arn,
Speaker 10: I'm like wow. And then my dog Henry pools on
Speaker 10: my on the lead and I turned to look at him.
Speaker 5: I look up.
Speaker 10: The next number plate said three a W another radio stations.
Speaker 6: People meaning out of nothing.
Speaker 8: It's a sign you're in the right place at the
Speaker 8: right time, and you're following your fate in line.
Speaker 5: That's what I take from messages from the universe.
Speaker 6: Australian Radio Network.
Speaker 3: This is why I came to Earth School shareholders.
Speaker 1: Has a rifle radio station? Does that mean that she's
Speaker 1: turning towards the enemy?
Speaker 6: I mean, to be fair, they would love fellow radio
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 3: I've got no songs to hide behind.
Speaker 5: That is not feel that is.
Speaker 6: It is back. It's moment.
Speaker 3: Another way, Patsy, it's a sign.
Speaker 5: It absolutely is. I love that, Caitlin.
Speaker 3: I think I thought there was going to be so
Speaker 3: like a dead body discovered because when it heard your
Speaker 3: dog was trying to pull you somewhere, he was trying
Speaker 3: to pull you out of that dulk story.
Speaker 6: Hey, there's a better story just over there.
Speaker 3: Rio. Have you got a story? Please?
Speaker 7: Do you have a please story?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Picture this last week the Big Bash, sixty thousand people
Speaker 4: packed full house at Adelaide Oval. Liam Haskett a young
Speaker 4: Western Australian making his debut.
Speaker 7: His parents are in the crowd.
Speaker 4: First ball is ever bold in the BBL goes down
Speaker 4: smack for six, going, going, going, gone.
Speaker 7: Into the crowd. Guess who catches it?
Speaker 1: The family?
Speaker 3: His dad. That's a story that is amazing.
Speaker 6: What are the odds?
Speaker 1: But you don't want to get hit for six?
Speaker 6: Not a sweet in the rules? The rules bad?
Speaker 3: Actually the worst dad play.
Speaker 4: The dad actually catches it and throws it back quite disdainful.
Speaker 4: You get it and he throws it back and he's
Speaker 4: a bit upset because his son has just been tonked
Speaker 4: for six.
Speaker 1: But what are the chances?
Speaker 5: That's real?
Speaker 3: That's a great story. And you know what, Pats is
Speaker 3: the sign right place at the right time. That's right
Speaker 3: doing your job.
Speaker 6: All right now.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, earlier on the show, you're talking about biopics. What
Speaker 3: about David Bowie One called ground control to Major Tom
Speaker 3: playing David Bowie, Tilda Swinton.
Speaker 6: Actually it's a great idea.
Speaker 3: Con o' bien has always said, if anyone made a
Speaker 3: move out his life, Tilda Swinton should play. All right,
Speaker 3: what are the odds? Your stories of coincidence and chants?
Speaker 3: Right now? Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 3: Let's get back into the first time this year. Wren,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Wren. Welcome to the show, and
Speaker 3: we're all it is what's your story? What about coincidence
Speaker 3: and chance?
Speaker 13: Well, me and my wife had just landed in a
Speaker 13: line airport and as usual we have a fight when
Speaker 13: we land and about being in the which passport line
Speaker 13: we should be in. So anyway we're in the wrong
Speaker 13: passport line. Me and my wife a blow about it,
Speaker 13: and there's this man looking at us and we thought
Speaker 13: he was foreign, so we sort of just looked at
Speaker 13: him and had a bit of a laugh about him.
Speaker 13: Four days later, we are checking in for a flight
Speaker 13: to Madrid for a wedding and we're checking in and
Speaker 13: the man behind us says, you two still fight him.
Speaker 13: So the same man in the I was checking in.
Speaker 6: Incredible at the airport, totally totally what are.
Speaker 1: Yds unless he's like Tom Hanks in that movie The Terminal.
Speaker 3: He never left.
Speaker 6: Incredible. Wren, thank you very much, she called.
Speaker 3: Thanks mate, Julie, excuse me, This is Julie Haddock.
Speaker 14: Yes it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And for some reason they've giving you your full
Speaker 3: name here. I was just like I always like personally, Yeah,
Speaker 3: is this a new thing for twenty twenty five? I
Speaker 3: mean to induce all callers with their full name. Good morning,
Speaker 3: This is Judy Haddock.
Speaker 13: No, I didn't.
Speaker 14: It probably came up automatically because I'm registered with the
Speaker 14: radio stations.
Speaker 3: All right, you've registered with us. Okay, we're running a
Speaker 3: dental practice here, fun and its first We just needed
Speaker 3: for that some.
Speaker 1: Admin circle the body on this form.
Speaker 6: Where Judy, what's your story for us?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 14: Okay? Were still live in Brisbane. My daughter played with
Speaker 14: the bill around the corner about five hours away. They
Speaker 14: moved to Sydney. We never kept in contact. We later
Speaker 14: on at twelve months eighteen months later we moved to Sydney.
Speaker 14: Two houses being built. Five house is the part both
Speaker 14: by the same builder. The other people came down to
Speaker 14: have a look through our house and and behold it
Speaker 14: was the neighbors from five houses away.
Speaker 15: You are.
Speaker 6: You are kidding? We're back? What are the lo and be.
Speaker 3: Judy Haddock everyone, it's so Judy registered. Oh it's always
Speaker 3: great to get the haddache on in the morning. All right,
Speaker 3: Judy Haddick, thank you very much you call.
Speaker 14: That's quite how you have a lovely day?
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Does anyone know how to register with this radio station?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast?
Speaker 3: What are the odds? That's right, we've got Sarah here,
Speaker 3: so you were still here?
Speaker 16: I am yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Happy New Year. I'm still going to keep saying this.
Speaker 3: You know, some people still got the trees up, the decoration.
Speaker 3: It's time and take me down. I reckon, Sarah, what
Speaker 3: are the odds?
Speaker 6: You got it?
Speaker 3: Baby? What have you got?
Speaker 16: Okay? So late, ladies, I met the public a group
Speaker 16: of friends. One of the guys goes off to the
Speaker 16: bathroom and comes back with a condom. Of course, as
Speaker 16: you do, he blows it up so much it pops
Speaker 16: and we're all having a bit of a giggle. And
Speaker 16: then one of the girls just keeps having a silent
Speaker 16: giggle thing going on and again, what's going on? So
Speaker 16: we look across and we looked down at her hand
Speaker 16: and a part of the condom had shot across the
Speaker 16: table and enclosed her hand and to drink like a glove.
Speaker 3: Pretty funny, Wow, you were.
Speaker 16: We had to peel it off.
Speaker 6: Quite a sight.
Speaker 3: It's like you doing some sort of sex education displaying
Speaker 3: ted talk. It makes it change from peeling it over
Speaker 3: a banana.
Speaker 16: Yes, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: Tell you what. It's quite a lively group you're on with,
Speaker 3: isn't it. Sarah? You know I last did stuff like that,
Speaker 3: I think when I was about seventeen. Well, yes, remember,
Speaker 3: oh hekind have laughed downt the RSL Sarah.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much, a girl, have a good day, No.
Speaker 16: Worries you two guys, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Very good phone voice. Yes, if I rang with a complaint,
Speaker 3: I'd find it very hard to get anger with Sarah.
Speaker 3: Very very warm and friendly guys. Happy New Year everyone, Rochelle, Yes,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Rochelle. Okay, what is your story for us
Speaker 6: this morning?
Speaker 9: So my daughter, my sister, sorry, had two daughters born
Speaker 9: twelve years apart, and we went and saw my nana's
Speaker 9: grave because she passed away when we were younger, and
Speaker 9: one of the daughters was born on my nana's birthday
Speaker 9: and the other one was born on the day she
Speaker 9: died later. But yeah, so they say it's a numbers game.
Speaker 9: Life's awful of numbers. And yeah, so the two dates
Speaker 9: are quite significant for us.
Speaker 3: I think that's beautiful. It's the beginning and endings and
Speaker 3: then turning into the beginnings and endings as well with
Speaker 3: the new generation.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a lovely story. Rochelle is lovely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they say it's a number. Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 6: Rachelle, Thanks you, story mate.
Speaker 3: Have a good day.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 3: You two. All right, we've got time for one more
Speaker 3: before the news Apatsy Eliza, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6: Welcome to what are the Odds?
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 17: I was a junior nurse doing a round on a
Speaker 17: cardiac ward and I very spontaneously went into a cardiac
Speaker 17: a rhythmia, which we were able to see on the
Speaker 17: telemetry that I was actually putting on an older lady
Speaker 17: at the time, and the head of cardiology of the
Speaker 17: hospital was doing his rounds at the time and was
Speaker 17: able to treat me and reverse the arrhythmia.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yes, so you had the specialized equipment that you need
Speaker 1: to read this kind of thing. You had it in
Speaker 1: your hands and then you're like, oh, yes, it's that's
Speaker 1: not happening to me, and you put it on yourself.
Speaker 17: I put it on myself and we were able to
Speaker 17: identify the arrhythmia.
Speaker 3: God, you're lucky to catch it right there and then
Speaker 3: in that time and place with him around, because that
Speaker 3: could have been a lot worse to you.
Speaker 17: And he was just yeah, visiting his patients up on
Speaker 17: the ward at the same time and saw the arrhythmat
Speaker 17: flash up on the screen and he knew what to
Speaker 17: do to sort me out.
Speaker 6: You'd like to think, so what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 3: Doctor?
Speaker 1: I know what to do, but technically you're not a
Speaker 1: patient of the hospital, so.
Speaker 3: You're going to go outside culture for zero, We've got
Speaker 3: to go through admin saying for everybody, what.
Speaker 2: Rule for all?
Speaker 3: No one jumps a queue? Wow, what a story?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And so now everything all right, you're good, Yeah.
Speaker 17: It's all good. It was just a one off. It
Speaker 17: can come back, but lucky for me, it was just
Speaker 17: a one off. But just it was my time on
Speaker 17: the cardiac word and I had the telemetry out and
Speaker 17: it was.
Speaker 6: All right, tell me this. I just want to have
Speaker 6: the telemetry out.
Speaker 3: What is that? Is that? Then? A little measuring advice.
Speaker 17: It's like it's a bit like an ECG, but it's
Speaker 17: one that you wear.
Speaker 3: The right, gotcha. Yeah that was the patient by the way,
Speaker 3: because obviously they're okari war.
Speaker 1: Blody digging through the medicine.
Speaker 6: She was all right, yeah, no patience.
Speaker 3: That is good news. It's good to get that up there,
Speaker 3: all right, Eliza. Incredible story. Thank you very much for sharing.
Speaker 17: Thank you.
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Speaker 6: Rio who's in action tonight in the quarters.
Speaker 4: Christian biggest night in Australian tennis since Ash Barty won
Speaker 4: Wimbledon tonight. We haven't had someone in the quarterfinals since
Speaker 4: twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: It's big, isn't it.
Speaker 7: It's huge.
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Speaker 4: Alex Demonor coming up against the number one in the world,
Speaker 4: Yannick Sinner easily the best player. His record against Sinner,
Speaker 4: he'll have to really do something special because they've played
Speaker 4: nine times. Sinner's won nine times, twenty two sets across
Speaker 4: those nine matches.
Speaker 7: Twenty one sets.
Speaker 1: So he knows how to win.
Speaker 6: That's what we're doing motivational movies today.
Speaker 3: On the time was.
Speaker 1: Exactly, but it was visibly ill.
Speaker 3: As the theory that he had the squitch.
Speaker 7: I was there with the I was there.
Speaker 3: Perhaps did he write down diarrhea and think I don't
Speaker 3: know to spend it? I just put he's got the squitch.
Speaker 1: It is difficult world.
Speaker 7: There's word.
Speaker 3: But I was, well, why should there? Were they going
Speaker 3: to cross to someone outside? The toys going is in
Speaker 3: there right now just crapping his lungs out.
Speaker 7: He was hobbling like the hobble of someone.
Speaker 3: Who actually had shouted yes, yes, your word's not mine
Speaker 3: and hard.
Speaker 6: In those white tennis shorts, you.
Speaker 3: Know, exactly the worst colors aware.
Speaker 4: And when they asked him, oh, you know what, what
Speaker 4: sort of illness he had, he was very sheepish and
Speaker 4: very embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Vague yes, as would someone would be if they had
Speaker 3: the squitch.
Speaker 7: Yes, exactly awful.
Speaker 3: Place to get them as well. I mean, there's no
Speaker 3: ideal place but people wearing white. There's only a couple
Speaker 3: of you on you're competing for a great.
Speaker 7: It's only what could have been one of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So has he taken some memodium or something upon
Speaker 3: himself up sexy Land and shove something up.
Speaker 7: There or I don't know what technique he's going.
Speaker 3: It's not our business to be honest, is it. No
Speaker 3: one's your microphone, it's not you know, I'm just warming
Speaker 3: up this week by next week. I never would have
Speaker 3: said something like that. Any who's he motivate a movie?
Speaker 3: I'm obviously gonna be watching it tonight. I'm just thinking
Speaker 3: he still looks a little bit squittyish, you know. He
Speaker 3: looks a little bit like that nervous thing that he
Speaker 3: couldn't trust the part because it could open up and
Speaker 3: where he was the other day? All right, my world
Speaker 3: motivation day to day?
Speaker 1: Yes, good on you.
Speaker 6: Wow, bloody hell so motivational.
Speaker 3: Good on you. Top five best ways to motivate you
Speaker 3: motivate yourself off in twenty twenty five, according to first
Speaker 3: mention of them this year Bustle magazine. I'm sure Rio
Speaker 3: makes this up. I've never been into a newsagent right
Speaker 3: and seen.
Speaker 11: There in a scaled section online magazine?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I bet it is?
Speaker 1: For what are we guessing? The top ways too?
Speaker 3: You couldn't waste your time. These are all just absolute bis.
Speaker 1: Believing in yourself.
Speaker 3: Turn chores into a workout. I do squats what you
Speaker 3: put out the washing We're a silly outfit to do.
Speaker 3: Make the chores more enjoyable. Write your goals and lipstick
Speaker 3: on your mirror. Dance your way into tasks. Hey, your
Speaker 3: enemy five dollars every day you skip a day of
Speaker 3: your goal. What adult has an enemy?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: On the show, I want to hear from adults who
Speaker 3: can name an enemy? Who has an enemy?
Speaker 6: I mean we have rivals.
Speaker 3: In Radio cool enemy sewer boss does because in her
Speaker 3: mind we're in a foxhole at war. The enemy is encroaching.
Speaker 1: But I still don't understand what what does it do
Speaker 1: paying them five dollars a day.
Speaker 4: That motivates you to say, you're my enemy, and I
Speaker 4: want to go to the gym every day, and I
Speaker 4: make a pact with you my enemy, like.
Speaker 1: A don't go to the gym.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, negative reinforcement exactly.
Speaker 1: Yes, So you have to be a little bit chummy
Speaker 1: with the enemy.
Speaker 3: You just have to make that you can chat to
Speaker 3: them and actually say, formerly, you're my enemy. By the way,
Speaker 3: that's horrible.
Speaker 4: That would make pats and stuff in war and things
Speaker 4: like that. You have agreements and you know, come to resolutions.
Speaker 3: So I think we really this thing. To me, we're
Speaker 3: talking about peace agreements, diarrhea earlier, Okay, motivational movies, Good Life.
Speaker 6: Throw Mama from the Personal Trainer, Silver.
Speaker 3: Love It. Top Gun is a bit miserable, you know,
Speaker 3: top fun guys, it's fun being a jack.
Speaker 6: The born inspiration.
Speaker 3: Silver snakes on a plane. They need a little pep talk,
Speaker 3: don't they get these snakes on that plane?
Speaker 6: No? No, quite right. It's lucky to you have have
Speaker 6: a bronx.
Speaker 3: Batman and Robin that's a great movie, you know, but
Speaker 3: Batman and Tony Robin Swow can crush it gold and uh,
Speaker 3: pretty woman to you know, it's a pretty good movie, right,
Speaker 3: pretty amazing woman. Really, silver Jack, what have you got?
Speaker 1: Uh, Detective Pikachu probably needs some motivation?
Speaker 3: Would you get the old Pickechu reference from Yeah, that
Speaker 3: well known go to on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, effective Pikachu.
Speaker 3: It lives with get those snakes on a plane, pikerchif.
Speaker 1: Beauty and the.
Speaker 6: Yes yes.
Speaker 1: Glorious bastards. Yeah, yeah, because they were they used to
Speaker 1: be inglorious. And now I'm saying, I really see you.
Speaker 3: I saw yeah, Bronze. You should have had a motivational
Speaker 3: word with this, just say you've got the squits.
Speaker 1: And life of Pie or life of Pie in the
Speaker 1: sky by the sky when you say context needed bye
Speaker 1: and the sky is like you have hopes and dreams.
Speaker 1: Other Yeah, other people see it is unattainable, but you
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 3: Believe it's there. It's like a pie in the sky.
Speaker 6: Bronze.
Speaker 1: That's very It must have been the Stroe pra very popular.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show, The Time Waster today, Rosking to motivate
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Speaker 3: You can win Stan free for a year. There's some
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Speaker 3: let's go all right?
Speaker 6: Motivational movies.
Speaker 3: Tony Robins Hood Silver plus The Life Coach of Pie Gold.
Speaker 6: That's very good, Stuart, well done.
Speaker 1: And many people using Pie in the Sky in there an.
Speaker 3: Not a single one. Twelve Angry Mentors Silver, Tony Robins Hood, Gold,
Speaker 3: Yoga Bear, Silver, Forest Fist Pump, what sue, dude, Let's
Speaker 3: go find your car? Come on, mate, ron Yeah, nice trying, Adam,
Speaker 3: I love this one. Mary Goggins, very good. Nathan, that's
Speaker 3: very good, dude. Where's my high five? I love about
Speaker 3: the person Christy who sent us in and put in brackets. Dude,
Speaker 3: where's my car? Case?
Speaker 6: We're going.
Speaker 3: Eat?
Speaker 6: Praise love.
Speaker 1: Priy Okay, put me a second bronze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tough one to get because they've changed one. Where's
Speaker 3: the detective Picachi when he needed to solve this case?
Speaker 3: Determinator Gold, we un Sue, Sponge Bob, Big Boy, David
Speaker 3: when I'm David, When Harry met Sully? Yeah, Austin wheel
Speaker 3: Powers The Hills have kpies. We all have KPIs, Martin,
Speaker 3: Luther King and I Gold Dash Boost Gold who is
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Speaker 3: A bit of a strong bit of but we do
Speaker 3: hear that A lot being yielded us from Sewer Bass
Speaker 3: actually and she will kick you right up, then, striving
Speaker 3: Miss Daisy Goggan, what get Uppenheim Timiny Heimer's Today we're
Speaker 3: at Heimer Overload, John Wicked job mate and Scooby do
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Speaker 3: look Frederick all right, then Jackie Boy, who's winning?
Speaker 1: I really like SpongeBob, big boy pants Davin.
Speaker 6: It's a simple kind of motivational thing, isn't it.
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Speaker 10: When kids around Australia are watching all these great tennis
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Speaker 3: That's here from Seth Christian. My friend.
Speaker 15: My name is Seth, and I'd love to be a
Speaker 15: part of the Knock It into the Park competition. If
Speaker 15: you pick me, I'll be a Tours contestant. I reckon
Speaker 15: at six foot eight and the same size as a
Speaker 15: legend Gorani I van Izovich, remember him.
Speaker 3: I'm his replica.
Speaker 15: When I hold a tennis racket, Christian, it looks like
Speaker 15: I'm holding a fly swatter. And that's what this competition
Speaker 15: calls for. A big unit who can send that ball
Speaker 15: a long way from one big fella to another. Give
Speaker 15: me a.
Speaker 3: Chance, Seth, you're in. I mean he's got big lead,
Speaker 3: isn't it sure he can just PLoP the ball in.
Speaker 1: He's got a giant like that.
Speaker 3: Ooh, put it wherever we want. It's either call thimble
Speaker 3: for a giant like that, six or eight massive. All right,
Speaker 3: seth fly swatter, you're in. We have a doctor of
Speaker 3: physics here, Dr Rob.
Speaker 18: Hello, Christian, it's doctor Rob here, and I want to
Speaker 18: be part of knocking into the Puck because I love
Speaker 18: a physical challenge and also a physics challenge. In the
Speaker 18: physics scenario where a tennis ball weighing fifty six grams
Speaker 18: has to be hit into Melbourne Park from outside the arena,
Speaker 18: the equation for this, of course, is k kinetic energy
Speaker 18: equals a half Envy squared, where m equals the mass
Speaker 18: of the object and ve equals the velocity. This will
Speaker 18: require one hundred and fifty seven point five duels of
Speaker 18: kinetic energy. Failing that, I shall just hit it and
Speaker 18: hope with the best.
Speaker 1: He's standing the obvious. Really, we all knew that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Doctor Rob coming down and then pro made an
Speaker 3: amazing video yesterday in backyard.
Speaker 12: Hi Christian, I'm Pru. I'm a mum of two tennis
Speaker 12: crazed boys and I'm so excited about the competition. I've
Speaker 12: been practicing using our family home I was able to
Speaker 12: hit it over our house, all the way into the
Speaker 12: backyard and into a cup with a wooden racket, so
Speaker 12: I'll have no trouble at all, clear and kea arena
Speaker 12: with a proper one.
Speaker 3: So she turns a video. You can see it on Facebook,
Speaker 3: on Instagram. It is amazing. She does whack it right
Speaker 3: over the house. It does landed a cup.
Speaker 12: Christian, I need to be there so you can kiss
Speaker 12: my ace.
Speaker 3: The kids, yeah, the side of the house. They come
Speaker 3: believe mum has done it. Pro is my new favorite.
Speaker 3: Okay is the last spots tomorrow on the show
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