Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 1: Welcome to a parent affair tonight.
Speaker 2: We're coming to you from my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Some things makable since than the others.
Speaker 2: Hitch is traded in Gymnast One commodore games Goald in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: That his performance on the Pommel Horse India Marcus, grow up.
Speaker 2: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for. You are
Speaker 2: a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 3: This is just I'm still to play a couple of
Speaker 3: mitches reckon.
Speaker 2: We should include Jenna's name in the opener, tell about
Speaker 2: a compromise.
Speaker 4: We'll say her name, but it's said in the simlish
Speaker 4: drap luby perfect Now he michtui and hello.
Speaker 2: God, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 1: J don't need to yell Jenna forty one episodes in.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's just wanting being attacked on the street.
Speaker 2: Whatever. I don't know about you, Jennifer. I'm a little
Speaker 2: bit pissed what you've just arrived, Mitch. But they've got
Speaker 2: this new rubbish in our office where it's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, trying to improve morale. They put a trolley
Speaker 2: round full of bloody alcohols during the daytime Tuesday. Clearly
Speaker 2: I am my mother's son because one champagne and I
Speaker 2: am tips.
Speaker 1: Like Mitch is in such a good movie. I laugh.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking for dinner. It'd be fun. It's because
Speaker 1: you're drunk.
Speaker 2: I've got my feed up in the studio. I'm kicked back.
Speaker 2: I feel that it's going to be a loose show for.
Speaker 1: Those who are just joining us hi, because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of new people out there.
Speaker 2: There have been quite a few people joining us. Jenna,
Speaker 2: our third wheel, has lived multiple lives. There some backstory
Speaker 2: for you she has. I feel like we need to
Speaker 2: give context as to who gener is because they're like, wait,
Speaker 2: who's the woman? Is it Mitchell? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of TikTok comments being like what is
Speaker 1: that gender?
Speaker 2: I often when I'm making our videos for TikTok, a
Speaker 2: couple of mitches is where you can follow us ps.
Speaker 2: Often when I'm making our TikTok videos. If Jenna laughed,
Speaker 2: I cut to her just so people don't think that
Speaker 2: it's me. Oh no, when she's not on camera, you
Speaker 2: could think that it's me making this noise that could
Speaker 2: easily come out of my mouth very well.
Speaker 1: Could I mean, I've never heard that amount of joy
Speaker 1: come from your mouth. No, but I'm sure it's capable.
Speaker 1: Jenna is out. She well when Jennifer started, well, like,
Speaker 1: Jenna is producer, Jenna, right, And we're in a studio here,
Speaker 1: surrounded by like four glass walls, and there's a whole
Speaker 1: deck of computers outside the producer's pit, and Jenna would
Speaker 1: sit outside and she'd have to buzz in if she
Speaker 1: wanted to talk. Yeah, right, like it was millionaire hots and.
Speaker 5: Most of the time you just turned the microphone off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't allow you to speak.
Speaker 5: I would be talking to No, she's slowly.
Speaker 1: Progressed inside the studio, so that's generous.
Speaker 2: But she's also been demoted. She was our producer, but
Speaker 2: then she wasn't lifting a finger, so she's now grounds.
Speaker 5: I didn't do anything, so.
Speaker 1: No, he still don't. No, there was no grounds to keep.
Speaker 1: In fact, the studio is more messy than it ever was.
Speaker 2: Jenna. I must say, it's been a while since I've
Speaker 2: noticed you trimmed the bush.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it takes time to trim the bush.
Speaker 1: Okay, we've seen it. Jennie Jark is a very, very
Speaker 1: popular segment. We've been in there and so we tell
Speaker 1: you it needs a buddy mbps. Also, I'm Mitch. That's Mitch.
Speaker 1: Do we want need to introduce ourselves? Probably not. Well.
Speaker 2: One thing that people who are knew here should know
Speaker 2: is that we have an update on the You got
Speaker 2: a hustle? Yes saga, Oh we do remember it was
Speaker 2: back in Oh god, I'm too drunk to hang on,
Speaker 2: hang on, hang on you to app episode thirty eight,
Speaker 2: Episode thirty eight.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: We were talking about our mission to get some local
Speaker 2: news coverage, and you've got an update for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the thing is we all we said was
Speaker 1: we want to be in print journalism, in a newspaper,
Speaker 1: something for our grandparents to cut out a clipping to
Speaker 1: put on their fridge.
Speaker 2: Yes. I feel like that's how they measure success. I
Speaker 2: could tell them that I've had like four million views,
Speaker 2: I've gone viral, I've achieved all these things in the
Speaker 2: social media world, but they don't give a shit about that.
Speaker 2: They cut out my brother's cricket scores and put them
Speaker 2: on the fridge. That and oh, he's just the god
Speaker 2: send you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Even getting on national television, which happened the day after
Speaker 1: we dropped that episode. Mind you, I'm in our power.
Speaker 1: My name said, I saw it shilling the vacuum, Like, no,
Speaker 1: that was John o'comon. She couldn't even watch me on TV.
Speaker 2: But anyway, you've made it happen.
Speaker 1: We have it. Update. We are in the paper and
Speaker 1: there there isn't an issue. You've seen the article. Jenna's
Speaker 1: read the article. It's a great article, very good issue.
Speaker 1: Is there something I need to reveal to you because
Speaker 1: I did try to stitch you up.
Speaker 2: Apparently you sent a photo to the paper to put
Speaker 2: in the paper. Yes, and they cotton onto it straight away.
Speaker 2: They were like, no, we refuse to print this. I
Speaker 2: still have no idy what it was. I don't know
Speaker 2: what you were trying to do.
Speaker 5: I personally think it was a.
Speaker 1: Jennifers is a good photo, and it's a photo it is.
Speaker 1: I will reveal it to you later in the show.
Speaker 1: That's all you need to know. Okay, So we'll do
Speaker 1: that in a bit. We will start the show now
Speaker 1: with a is it just me? We like to call
Speaker 1: him an idjem? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: We do one each We don't tell each other. It's
Speaker 2: going to be so total surprise. We've only clashed a
Speaker 2: couple of times. But do you want to go first
Speaker 2: this week?
Speaker 1: I do? Yeah, yeah, I actually think I do. Let's
Speaker 1: dive in. Is it just me? Do you also hear
Speaker 1: the swear word in this very popularly hit song.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting?
Speaker 1: So we're going to discuss before. I've surely heard of BTS,
Speaker 1: which are incredible.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. BTS have like the most passionate fan
Speaker 2: base in the world.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 2: I did one tweet about them and their fan base,
Speaker 2: like the BTS army sent flowers for me to the office, what, like,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for supporting BTS. Are they k
Speaker 2: pop band?
Speaker 1: K pop? Yeah, but they preferred to be called pop
Speaker 1: because they don't want to be coupled into just Korean pop.
Speaker 1: They just want to be pop.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're definitely pop, like they're global.
Speaker 1: They've been played on kiss FA very good they are.
Speaker 1: They've released their first English, fully English single, Dynamite, which
Speaker 1: we play constantly.
Speaker 2: What's this fucking lyrics?
Speaker 1: Okay, so the song is called Dynamite, right, so this
Speaker 1: is it? Very good? You play it? I'm sure you've
Speaker 1: heardst me said, it's the thing. Tell me what you
Speaker 1: hear when I played the hook?
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you little fucking thumb?
Speaker 6: Yeah, listen right, little shitty said no, there's no shitty
Speaker 6: in it.
Speaker 2: She's from w S f M. She's hard of hearing
Speaker 2: she is.
Speaker 1: It's fucking ready slowed down now. The lyric is a
Speaker 1: little funky song. So the best part is it's the
Speaker 1: way that you say it. It's not a little fucking song.
Speaker 1: It's little fucking song.
Speaker 2: Went full bogan on us.
Speaker 1: Do you hear it too, though?
Speaker 2: I do now that you pointed out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he played at night freak out. I try to
Speaker 1: press the dumb button because I think I put a
Speaker 1: swear word on the radio.
Speaker 2: We've done this before, remember back in episode twenty six.
Speaker 2: I want to say the memory, Yeah, I isn' it unreal?
Speaker 1: Who did we do?
Speaker 2: Sam Smith? Remember I thought that their lyric was saying,
Speaker 2: say fucking good tonight, and I was like, wow, they
Speaker 2: just throw on the radio.
Speaker 1: I'm actually saying.
Speaker 2: Love will keep you up to me.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So that's the one that I found that I
Speaker 1: went on TikTok. Oh my god, there's a huge TikTok
Speaker 1: movement there are very random parts of TikTok. I called
Speaker 1: be scrolling and was like, welcome to your cult TikTok.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why, I know, what is this?
Speaker 2: Have you heard of cottage call lesbians?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That freaked me out.
Speaker 2: Really weird tribes within TikTok.
Speaker 1: Or mishard lyric TikTok exists. So I please don't think
Speaker 1: I've come up with these or I've heard them, but
Speaker 1: these are song lyrics that have been misheard by other people.
Speaker 2: I love this shit because I I've never discovered this,
Speaker 2: this corn of TikTok. But it's like, yeah, when you
Speaker 2: plant the incorrect lyric in your brain before listening, you
Speaker 2: can't help me hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't unhear it. So this is Roses by
Speaker 1: Saint John. It blew up on TikTok and we played
Speaker 1: here at Kiss FM. People think it is I was
Speaker 1: in a porno with a bag of screaming goats.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 5: I'm still here, I in the corner with no I.
Speaker 1: Mean, it can be whatever you wanted to be.
Speaker 2: I hear the goat, Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't want
Speaker 2: to know the real lyrics. Are you going to tell
Speaker 2: me or no?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you want the real lyrics?
Speaker 2: I almost don't want it, but go on with you?
Speaker 1: If you have prepared it prepared?
Speaker 2: Is it goats?
Speaker 1: No? Goats aren't involved? You get hold on the lyrics?
Speaker 2: Are you haven't prepared at all? I'm having to keep
Speaker 2: it a mystery. It's kind of funny.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I got them.
Speaker 2: Oh finally, Oh my god, grounds keeping on the ball
Speaker 2: for I'm solicited Google. Yeah, what are they oky?
Speaker 1: This is it?
Speaker 5: I walked in the corner with the body screaming dolo.
Speaker 1: Oh. I prefer the other one before the corner with
Speaker 1: a bag of screaming goats, to be honest. Sean Mendez.
Speaker 1: The second part people think is chicken farting onto my knees. Listen,
Speaker 1: you watch me.
Speaker 2: Chi short, chicken farting onto my knees. The chickens fart ground.
Speaker 1: Well, eggs come out of there, so surely something else
Speaker 1: would chicken? Far so sure? Is so polite? He wouldn't
Speaker 1: say anything if he was at a farm shooting music
Speaker 1: video and chicken fart on his knee, like cool, chicken, cool, ch.
Speaker 5: I've got the answer. Chickens do fart, and it's completely
Speaker 5: normal and expected occurrence, which shouldn't cause you much concern.
Speaker 2: Can you find a sound effect of a chicken farting
Speaker 2: on YouTube? Groundskeeper Jenna, Yeah, one's popped up here. Someone's
Speaker 2: uploaded one.
Speaker 1: To the micro chicken.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was a shark.
Speaker 1: That wasn't a fart. That was a kid diving in
Speaker 1: were pol Oh that was disturbing.
Speaker 2: It's like one of those kids on the school bus
Speaker 2: that thought they were so funny because they had those
Speaker 2: little tubs of slime that made fat noise. Finger bashed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, galaxy side remember galaxy All right, here's the last one.
Speaker 1: I'm ready. So this is feels Calvin Harris.
Speaker 2: So this is the song Katie Perry, Thank you.
Speaker 1: M's a Katy Harry.
Speaker 3: Let me.
Speaker 8: Go?
Speaker 1: People think it is? Do you mind if I steal
Speaker 1: this kid, sir? I steal a kiss a little souvenir?
Speaker 1: Can steal it from you? Can I steal it from you?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: That's very over, my laddie, isn't it. I like how
Speaker 1: they entered it with, sir h Yeah, very nice. Although
Speaker 1: if someone in a wine van pulled up and sung
Speaker 1: to me, I'd be more inclined than a candy bar.
Speaker 1: And my joke on run straight in for that fucking snicker.
Speaker 2: So i'd take me imagine if their was like now,
Speaker 2: I don't mind, you can have my daughter take it
Speaker 2: with you anyway.
Speaker 1: If you haven't even heard laerics, send them through, because
Speaker 1: people once we do this on the show, that people
Speaker 1: send us a whole bunch.
Speaker 2: That one the other day, actually it was it was
Speaker 2: a Lady Gargo one, and it was like it was
Speaker 2: a bad road miss No, it was telephone, and you
Speaker 2: know how it's like, stop going stop, see if you
Speaker 2: can find the audio. This is the bad thing about
Speaker 2: us not telling each other our gems beforehand, because I
Speaker 2: could have gotten the water it anyway. Okay, someone was
Speaker 2: saying that, oh Lady Gago was so ahead of her time.
Speaker 2: It sounds like she's saying, stop COVID, stop COVID.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. It's just telephone, it does.
Speaker 5: It sounds more like COVID than telephone.
Speaker 2: It's meant to be stop stop calling, all right, stop COVID.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: See that's just one of those like yeah, Nye Laurel,
Speaker 1: Yeah you're thinking you hear really so we're just a
Speaker 1: bloody meat sacks hear what we want to hear. We're
Speaker 1: dumb anyway, send us one and if you have it,
Speaker 1: Jenna Jeviny, any old symphonies, any mozart that you think
Speaker 1: miss herd lyrics?
Speaker 5: No, I got them all right, right of course?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and you wrote them.
Speaker 5: I wrote them with motar.
Speaker 2: If any BTS fans are listening, my favorite flower are
Speaker 2: oriental lilies. If you'd like to send more in for
Speaker 2: the support.
Speaker 1: All right, you're ready, mitt here we go.
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you hope to one day be the Sharon in
Speaker 2: someone's life?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like, this is a Kathin Kimathan Kim.
Speaker 2: I'm proud of you much, kath and Kim. I wasn't
Speaker 2: sure if you were going to get that, but yes,
Speaker 2: Sharon the best friend that just rocks up at their
Speaker 2: house unannounced and it's not weird. Oh no, she just
Speaker 2: kind of opens the backsliding door goes heh, I miss
Speaker 2: this do and it's just like, ah, Sharon's here.
Speaker 1: Whatever made Lan's a television show, let's script it, I know, But.
Speaker 2: I feel like there would be people out there who
Speaker 2: have a they have someone in their life like that
Speaker 2: where it's totally cool if they rock up whenever or
Speaker 2: be they they are that person that's allowed to rock
Speaker 2: up whenever I personally, I can't think of one friend
Speaker 2: of mine that wouldn't be like Hi, what a surprise?
Speaker 2: Like they wouldn't be chill and like, oh, Imagel's here now.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm the Sharon of this podcast.
Speaker 1: Yes, I yes, you very much. Are we know about
Speaker 1: an eye for me to come? I just we don't
Speaker 1: we done? Very true?
Speaker 2: But my friends play so hard to get I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm always the one having to work around their availabilities.
Speaker 2: Like Ashland, for example, co hosts the Schnitty Committee podcast
Speaker 2: with me. Nine times out of ten. If I say hey,
Speaker 2: do you want to hang out like it's actually so
Speaker 2: hard to get her in the right mood. You're like, no,
Speaker 2: I want to be alone today, and she's brutal. She
Speaker 2: will say it like that.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that honesty.
Speaker 2: I'm on a period. No, it's so rare that I'll
Speaker 2: just get a I'll be god sure whatever. So I
Speaker 2: could never just rock up at her house. There's no
Speaker 2: one that I could just rock up at their house,
Speaker 2: including you, Mitchell. I thought, as I learned the other day, Jenna,
Speaker 2: what are we going? So anyone who was watching our
Speaker 2: Sunday night Instagram live. We do it every week right
Speaker 2: before the new podcast drops. You would have noticed that
Speaker 2: rather than us guesting each other from our respective homes,
Speaker 2: we were sitting together and we added Jenna to the call.
Speaker 1: We did. That was actually very fun. People loved it.
Speaker 1: We had the most viewers we've ever had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did, actually, And so we said that I
Speaker 2: would get there at what five thirty, so that we'd
Speaker 2: be ready to go live on Instagram at six?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I've just finished work. So I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: come just before the live.
Speaker 2: And then around four thirty, Yeah, one of my friends
Speaker 2: was leaving my place and driving in your direction, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, can I grab a lift? Because
Speaker 2: then I'm like, oh great, I can just have a
Speaker 2: wine at Mitch's place. I can just get an uber home.
Speaker 2: It'll be great. And because it was so spontaneous that
Speaker 2: we agreed to hang out, I figured it would be fine.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jenna, did I copper spray from a
Speaker 2: fucking tired, hungry Mitchell Cherry.
Speaker 1: He was like, we agreed five thirty and he called.
Speaker 2: Me a shit friend. She was like, no, He's like,
Speaker 2: I have not done anything wrong and You're the one
Speaker 2: being the ship friend, not me, And I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm just coming to your house. I thought it was
Speaker 2: okay because I was coming anyway, Like, I'm just coming
Speaker 2: a little bit early. I'm sorry. I had to go
Speaker 2: and hang out with another friend in Glebe. I went
Speaker 2: to another friend's house to kill time because I did
Speaker 2: not have permission to rock up outside of the scheduled hours.
Speaker 1: I even said that I wouldn't let him up up
Speaker 1: if he entered before five point forty five.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't like a joking bantaway, like he was
Speaker 2: furious at me dinner.
Speaker 1: He was furious.
Speaker 5: So you had to go to someone else's house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And again this friend was like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: are you doing here? Myghtenra, I've got half an hour
Speaker 2: to kill in leeve because Mitch I'm not welcome in
Speaker 2: his home.
Speaker 1: I wanted to have a nap.
Speaker 2: Well, good for you. I was very angry one day
Speaker 2: I'll beat the Sharon in someone's life and.
Speaker 1: Just he just sticked to the plan for goodness sake,
Speaker 1: coming from you. Do you like and follow a couple
Speaker 1: of I mean, you can at couple of mitches wherever
Speaker 1: you you know, check your social Feed, Instagram, book, Facebook
Speaker 1: and TikTok and TikTok. Now, if you like, if you're
Speaker 1: listening to us on Apple Podcasts, you can leave us
Speaker 1: a review. You can't do it on Spotify. Should you? Should?
Speaker 1: We demand and implore it. We actually almost We're at
Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty ratings on Apple Music. An you
Speaker 1: body believe that's good. I think it's brilliant that we
Speaker 1: have a review coming in from cat skiing Matilda Matilda,
Speaker 1: she says, I can't stop giggling.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: She says. This show is the Bee's Knees, the funniest
Speaker 1: thing I listened to each week.
Speaker 2: I'm allergic to be things. Thank you for.
Speaker 1: Starfish nine one three. I wonder if that's his Christian name,
Speaker 1: says new Fabe Podcast. I look forward to every new app.
Speaker 1: Mitch and Mitch are so hilarious. Sorry, Jenner, I must
Speaker 1: look like a crazy person laughing to myself when I
Speaker 1: listen in public. PS more gas lighting, Jenna content.
Speaker 2: Please you never know, Jenna, watch your backs.
Speaker 1: Also, if you review, you'll get a shout out on
Speaker 1: the pod. By the way, so use your real name,
Speaker 1: not Starfish. Kramer sixty nine says saw these guys on
Speaker 1: Studio ten and thought I'd give the podcast to go.
Speaker 1: You know what, we got one, they said, not too shabby.
Speaker 2: I'm happy with that. Honestly, we have so funny.
Speaker 1: From t Lodge g D. I personally think Mitch is
Speaker 1: funnier than Mitch. I also think Mitch is better looking
Speaker 1: than Mitch, but altogether so funny and wish Mitch was straight,
Speaker 1: very funny. Who would have written that.
Speaker 2: Mate, Tony? She says, she used to work here at Kids.
Speaker 2: She's actually just started her own.
Speaker 1: Podcast, One Trick Dog or whatever it's called, New Bunny.
Speaker 2: One Trick Tony.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's it. Well, she's got a couple of tricks
Speaker 1: I've met, be honest, One trick Dog. I'm gonna ring her.
Speaker 1: Let's ring.
Speaker 2: He's talking about what she said again. I'm just scrolling
Speaker 2: on my own phone.
Speaker 1: I like Mitch better than that Mitch and this Mitch
Speaker 1: and shatter?
Speaker 2: Where is that? Where'd it go?
Speaker 1: I've got it here, she says, I personally think Mitch
Speaker 1: is funnier than Mitch. I also think Mitch is better
Speaker 1: looking the Mitch, but altogether so funny and wish Mitch
Speaker 1: was straight.
Speaker 2: I think I'm better looking, you're funnier and she wishes
Speaker 2: you were straight.
Speaker 1: Second, I think they're all for me it Tony and
Speaker 1: Tony and I go, do you see what me being
Speaker 1: better looking at funny?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I see Tony's comment.
Speaker 1: Tony and I go way back. We used to work
Speaker 1: together at Kiss FM. I've known Tony longer than you have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's still with kids now in Melbourne. We're giving
Speaker 2: a fucking life story.
Speaker 1: I'm calling t Lodge gd GD stands for good Dog.
Speaker 2: No, it's just she might not answer a private number.
Speaker 5: Lord.
Speaker 1: She works in radio, Tony Lodge. It's witch, Mitch and Jenny.
Speaker 1: Oh is Jenna is like a cat being skinned my nails?
Speaker 1: You know that at tiny? How are you great to
Speaker 1: have you on the program.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're recording right now.
Speaker 9: Sorry, Oh no, I Jim. So that's how it was
Speaker 9: on my a game. If you couldn't tell, she's very good.
Speaker 1: She's a podcast and she knows. Now one what's it
Speaker 1: called one the Dog of the House over the Moon something, that's.
Speaker 7: What it's called.
Speaker 9: Yeah, One of the Dog the House.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got a real word. Economy is the strength
Speaker 1: No one trick Tony. I believe on Apple podcasts and Spotify.
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled give started this podcast, Darlan. I've been telling
Speaker 2: you for years to start a podcast.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know, since we're just young girls dancing at
Speaker 9: clubs toget.
Speaker 2: Back in the day when you can do such a thing. Oh,
Speaker 2: honest to God.
Speaker 1: The reason we're calling Tony is because we need to
Speaker 1: clarify your review. Says I personally think Mitch is funnier
Speaker 1: than Mitch. I also think Mitch is better looking than Mitch,
Speaker 1: but altogether so funny and wish Mitch was straight. We
Speaker 1: just want to clarify if you could just individually, maybe
Speaker 1: start with which Mitch you think is funnier.
Speaker 9: Well, there's there's both of you. Because there are so
Speaker 9: many points in the review. I felt like you guys
Speaker 9: would be able to fight to the death over the
Speaker 9: ones that you preferred for yourself.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Mitch's claimed the better looking aspects, and I think,
Speaker 1: no matter how good I look in the face, the
Speaker 1: weight will always not bump me down. A couple of spots.
Speaker 9: Literally literally holds you down.
Speaker 1: Yeah literally, yeah, physically holds me down.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous, No, I do.
Speaker 9: Think, Yeah, actually, you're negating how good looking Coombs is
Speaker 9: by saying that it's just because you're not sin very true.
Speaker 1: Which is very true. Okay, Well, combs can have combs
Speaker 1: can have the looks. And then I mean it's up
Speaker 1: to you, Tony, who you award the humor vote to.
Speaker 9: Well, it's obviously wasn't the third Mitch, Jenna, He's not
Speaker 9: the funniest.
Speaker 2: Do you know how many reviews we get to actually
Speaker 2: say the contrary. There's lots of people that say Jenna
Speaker 2: is their favorite.
Speaker 1: I think people Jenna is the star.
Speaker 9: I'm not Jenna. Jenna is writing those.
Speaker 1: Jenna goes to the Apple Store and go all the
Speaker 1: iPods and writes reviews.
Speaker 5: Maybe I should start doing they.
Speaker 1: Should all right, well I'll take that. Thank you Tony
Speaker 1: for rewarding And which Mitch do you wish it straight?
Speaker 1: Both of you?
Speaker 9: I wish that we could go in a three way
Speaker 9: all together.
Speaker 1: God, imagine that, Tony, you and I almost slept together
Speaker 1: at a very early stage in my sexuality. Awenness, we did.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 1: She had a partner, but I was very keen on
Speaker 1: Tony and she was very sexually keen on me.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I mean the attraction was there. Try away
Speaker 9: it was.
Speaker 1: Like a be to a.
Speaker 9: Fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one trick, Doney Pony, what's it called? Stop it
Speaker 1: the fantastic?
Speaker 2: We should do a crossover episode with you, Tony. I
Speaker 2: feel like our listeners would fucking froth you, like we've
Speaker 2: done a couple of podcasts crossovers before himber Oh dear.
Speaker 2: We did a podcast with them, and all of our
Speaker 2: listeners they trusted our recommendation. They all frof them. They
Speaker 2: started listening to them. We should do a crossover with
Speaker 2: One Trick Tony.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would you come on the show?
Speaker 9: Would you guys put your beautiful name to my face?
Speaker 2: One hundred?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: Jenna, I'm I've had it. If she's going to be there,
Speaker 9: I'm not doing her.
Speaker 1: She has no editorial power. Don't you worry? She has
Speaker 1: no in the program? Well, what can you know? If
Speaker 1: we have you on ours? Can we can you? Would
Speaker 1: you have us on yours?
Speaker 9: The thing is is that One Trick Dog House over
Speaker 9: the Moon isn't really a guest podcast.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay?
Speaker 9: So I feel like, is there going to be awkwardness
Speaker 9: if I collab with you guys? Is there an expectation
Speaker 9: to you know, give a receipt?
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, we can I invite you to my
Speaker 1: birthday party even be happy that you don't invite me
Speaker 1: to yours?
Speaker 9: Well, I actually did want to bring that up with you,
Speaker 9: because you haven't invited me to your birthday party or
Speaker 9: your house warming party. I know that Mitch Coombs gave
Speaker 9: you a beautiful tetail and I gave you nothing. But
Speaker 9: I told you you were gay. I'm a huge part
Speaker 9: of your life.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: You know what Tony actually did. She looked at me
Speaker 1: one day and she's like, Babe, drop the you're a
Speaker 1: gay man. And I burst into tears, and we hugged
Speaker 1: and we had a grill burger each.
Speaker 9: And then we kiss and then we were very confusing.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you're right, you're right, very confused,
Speaker 1: but it was hot and heavy. She actually did, and
Speaker 1: from that day forward, I just started coming out to
Speaker 1: more and more people.
Speaker 9: If you google two fat girls, our paorner actually.
Speaker 1: Come comes up. It's very short. It's very short. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: you know you know what I mean? Yeah, you if
Speaker 1: you don't want to, if you don't want us to
Speaker 1: have you don't want to have us on the show,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's your prerogative.
Speaker 2: We can just pop in. We don't have to do
Speaker 2: a whole like guest takeover one segment or one game.
Speaker 9: You know, you really trying to get in. What about
Speaker 9: you're not live brainstorm? What if we do I do?
Speaker 9: Who's coming for a kappa? And maybe the three of
Speaker 9: you separately, actually, Jenna, three of you separately could pop
Speaker 9: in for a kappa. We could have a kuppa on
Speaker 9: the podcast. Please to call it not my cup of tea.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling Tony. I appreciate it. She's dropped out.
Speaker 9: Can you hear me?
Speaker 1: Sorry out, she's gone.
Speaker 2: We really didn't settle whether we're doing a quick.
Speaker 1: Get anywhere with it.
Speaker 2: She was very rude.
Speaker 1: She's very rudespecial, you know what. I was quite defensive
Speaker 1: for you, to be honest, just when I was upset
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 2: We go way back, guys, it's fine, there's no one.
Speaker 1: Please don't go go coming to Tony. Tony and I
Speaker 1: are very very close best friends. And she did tell
Speaker 1: me I was go. That's very true.
Speaker 2: I never knew that. Sorry, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is very true. Anyway, stand by for the
Speaker 1: update on Tony Lodge. Right now. We have an update
Speaker 1: to give you. Come on, baby, you know you got
Speaker 1: of her, so I actually have an update to give. Wow,
Speaker 1: what a rollercoaster of emotions this has been.
Speaker 2: It's been quite the saga. Yeah, I think it was
Speaker 2: episode thirty seven we decided we wanted to get into
Speaker 2: a newspaper. Episode thirty eight we ended up on fucking television.
Speaker 2: Me being a stubborn little bitch, I still wasn't happy
Speaker 2: with that, and I said, I want to get in
Speaker 2: the local paper. And then you made it your mission,
Speaker 2: and it's happened.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, it really was easy to get it.
Speaker 1: And then once I had it, they just would not
Speaker 1: publish it the amount of edit notes. So that went
Speaker 1: between me and the forest body.
Speaker 2: What's it called advocate, the parks Champion.
Speaker 1: Parks Champion post and back and forth, back and forth.
Speaker 1: But it's finally here today, and Mitch, I'm going to
Speaker 1: award you. Do you remember what you said when you
Speaker 1: started this entire thing? You said, all I want is
Speaker 1: to be able to cut out an article to give
Speaker 1: it to my grandma. Shows you can put it on
Speaker 1: a fridge.
Speaker 2: Would they would cut it out themselves in their own
Speaker 2: copy of the paperback.
Speaker 1: Essentially, I've got your pair of scissors. Oh God, I
Speaker 1: love you to cut it out.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm going to put a photo of this
Speaker 2: on our Instagram at couple of menches. But just so
Speaker 2: everyone knows, I was promised a front page story. We
Speaker 2: are on page two and we have fallen just underneath
Speaker 2: an article about a new demountable class room in Parks.
Speaker 1: Get rid of it.
Speaker 2: But here's a plus we're in. We're not one of
Speaker 2: the shitty black and white pages wearing color.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, right, so you're cutting it out,
Speaker 1: tell me when it's cut.
Speaker 2: Okay. Are you going to sit in silence waiting?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So I might sick that on my own fridge.
Speaker 1: Can you read it? Because some people didn't actually get
Speaker 1: to see it, we haven't put it up anywhere yet.
Speaker 1: So do you want to read it?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to read it out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Read it out one time. I'll give you some
Speaker 1: some farm life music.
Speaker 2: I'm also going to put in just some editorial notes
Speaker 2: of my own as I read it out, because there's
Speaker 2: a couple of things in here that I thought, Okay,
Speaker 2: I probably wouldn't have written that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would also like to add that it's very weird
Speaker 2: because this whole article is essentially about me. They're coming
Speaker 2: at it from the angle of a local boy. Mitchell
Speaker 2: kumbs this Mitchell Combs that you know him from bogen Gate.
Speaker 2: But they never once spoke to me.
Speaker 1: No, they're all direct quotes from me.
Speaker 2: They interviewed you about me. I was never once like,
Speaker 2: wouldn't you at least approach the person who is kind
Speaker 2: of here it's straight from the horses mouth.
Speaker 1: I offered that I even gave him your email. I
Speaker 1: thought they would, and they were like, if any in
Speaker 1: the interview is more about me than it is you,
Speaker 1: it's very weird.
Speaker 2: Anyway, here it is old Tan Road five second rule.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ready get rid of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's all the music we have Bogan Gates. Mitchell
Speaker 2: Coombs is still at his hilarious best, co hosting a
Speaker 2: podcast that is quickly gaining a cult following Coombs hosts
Speaker 2: Is It Just Me with Mitchell Churi, and the pair
Speaker 2: recently appeared on Studio ten to promote their show, Is
Speaker 2: That All. Both hosts work at the hugely successful commercial
Speaker 2: FM station in Sydney, Kiss Fm. Coombs on the Kyle
Speaker 2: and Jackie Oh Joe and Churi as the host of
Speaker 2: the national night show. You had to throw that in there, didn't.
Speaker 1: You, they asked, she said, she said, I won't put
Speaker 1: this with say your job title, guit.
Speaker 2: Emphasis, I'm Talented's not even a national show, by the way,
Speaker 2: it's in every market that kisses nationally.
Speaker 1: They didn't see market there is The sad thing is
Speaker 1: you know I told them all about you, sir may
Speaker 1: Let You're worft you out.
Speaker 2: We have a quote. The podcast is something we do
Speaker 2: in our spare time, and it's absolutely blown up, says Chury.
Speaker 2: The podcast, available on a number of platforms, gets between
Speaker 2: thirty thousand to forty thousand listens a month, and it's
Speaker 2: widely acclaimed by its listeners, rated four point nine out
Speaker 2: of five on the platform. Now, firstly, we are now
Speaker 2: five out of five. Very annoying that they looked at
Speaker 2: our reviews last week yep. And also, where the fuck
Speaker 2: did you pull that flat? I made them up thirty
Speaker 2: to forty thousand listens a month. I don't actually know
Speaker 2: how many listeners we get a month, but I just
Speaker 2: don't think that's.
Speaker 1: Accurac We are we close to that, sure we would
Speaker 1: be closed.
Speaker 2: It depends because if you wanted to really factor in reach,
Speaker 2: like our TikTok videos get thousands, and then we upload,
Speaker 2: We upload the small teasers for each episode, sample segments.
Speaker 2: They get their own listeners, and then there's the full
Speaker 2: show listeners our favorites obviously, and so when you tell
Speaker 2: it altogether, it would be quite a few.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if that's you. You know what
Speaker 1: I could have just said between ninety and ninety three
Speaker 1: listeners and the country listeners would have gone.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't have questioned it if you said six million.
Speaker 2: Why I know we beat the block.
Speaker 1: Mitchell hosts the enormously popular Joe Rogan podcast Good On.
Speaker 2: Him, Carrying On? Is It just me? Is a podcast
Speaker 2: chronicling you know? That was the word, chronicling two young
Speaker 2: adults as they navigate life, taking listeners through the rude
Speaker 2: shocks one might expect to find in young adulthood.
Speaker 1: Quote.
Speaker 2: We like to think of ourselves as the closest thing
Speaker 2: to a radio show without actually being on radio, right,
Speaker 2: Is that what you tell them?
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I said.
Speaker 2: I'm constantly telling you this isn't a radio show, Barb.
Speaker 2: It's the podcast clinging on to We are the show.
Speaker 2: The kids are streaming through their air pods in the
Speaker 2: back of the car while their parents listen to talk back,
Speaker 2: says Cheery. I like that the podcast drops every Sunday night. Hey,
Speaker 2: that's that's a secret. We tell our loyal listeners that
Speaker 2: it's up Sunday night, but we tell all the other
Speaker 2: plubs that it's every Monday morning.
Speaker 1: Let's give Forbes one thing.
Speaker 2: Although they're not in drought, they're not. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't see the thriving green past is back home.
Speaker 2: They had too much rain last night, that the crops
Speaker 2: were damaged. I was like, there's some irony. Oh god, no,
Speaker 2: first they didn't grow, and now they've grown, been pelted
Speaker 2: by too much rain.
Speaker 1: Now they're bruised.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the podcast drops every Sunday night. I read that bit,
Speaker 2: stream the podcast online and follow a couple of mitches
Speaker 2: on social media to get your fix of hilarious young
Speaker 2: adult commentary. There we go, There it is. We made
Speaker 2: it in all honesty that if that copy was approved
Speaker 2: by you, you did a pretty good job. Actually the
Speaker 2: stats are a bit whack, but no worries. They're not
Speaker 2: exactly doing his harm, are they.
Speaker 1: The only issue is initially it wasn't approved.
Speaker 2: So I've been told and this is this is the
Speaker 2: the big reveal, because I was mortified when you said
Speaker 2: I actually sent in a particular photo in the original
Speaker 2: pitch that they refuse. They knocked it back and they
Speaker 2: were like, no, we can't, we can't print that.
Speaker 5: This is personally my favorite photo.
Speaker 2: Now, so you're across this ship too.
Speaker 5: I'm across the.
Speaker 1: Approval I needed, and she needed to get me a
Speaker 1: HDP and G copy because they needed all these dimensions.
Speaker 1: So I went to generally to help. Now this is
Speaker 1: a photo publicly available of Mitchell Combs. There's no issue
Speaker 1: okay about that. It's not ugly photo of you're going, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're formal, because that's that's a ship gutter comedy.
Speaker 2: On the I thought it was going to be some
Speaker 2: sort of photo of me wasted.
Speaker 1: Now that someone does to stitch up a mate. We
Speaker 1: don't do that. Ship here an overshop. We are top
Speaker 1: not humor. So what I did was the photo that
Speaker 1: I originally sent and past it you. Now I've printed
Speaker 1: it out on an a four piece of paper.
Speaker 5: I've printed it Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 1: This is a photo that they didn't for God's sake,
Speaker 1: it's of Mitchell Coombs, the famed homosexual psychic to the stars.
Speaker 2: The psychic from the Morning Show has an E in
Speaker 2: his last name.
Speaker 1: I sent that and they and he said, are you serious?
Speaker 2: Celebrity psychic from Channel seven? He's got the similar features,
Speaker 2: you know, brown hair, brown eyes, a little bit flamboy.
Speaker 1: What the fin that? It's true, it's so far, it's so,
Speaker 1: it's not that far removed from what you actually are. Like, well,
Speaker 1: why did you do me? And said homage? Have you
Speaker 1: attached the correct image? And then I replied back just
Speaker 1: saying yes, And then she came back with homage, when
Speaker 1: we print a photo in the paper, we need to
Speaker 1: ensure quality. And I was just like, no, it's not him.
Speaker 1: I freaked out. Hi, I'm gonna give you south. So
Speaker 1: I tried and tried to get Mitchell Coombs, famed homosexual
Speaker 1: celebrity psychic, but.
Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty sure they would know the difference. I
Speaker 2: think Mitchell Kumbs may have actually done some psychic gigs
Speaker 2: at the Parks Leagues Club. Really, yeah, I'm seeing a
Speaker 2: poster once when I was a teenager being like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck that's my name?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's I really did try to fall them.
Speaker 1: Let him believe it. Fucking hell, hold it up, put
Speaker 1: it out next to yourself. I can't want to get
Speaker 1: the podcast just for me.
Speaker 2: You can google Mitchell Koomb's Psychic and you'll see the resemblance.
Speaker 1: Randolph.
Speaker 2: Would you like an update on my mission to get
Speaker 2: you and your newsletter?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: Because, to be honest, you have not been anywhere near
Speaker 1: successful as I've been.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: I mean, you didn't get me on the front page,
Speaker 2: but you did get me in the paper. I've bailed
Speaker 2: out at this point, you.
Speaker 1: Give it up. Yeah, mind's a newsletter, for God's sake,
Speaker 1: It's not even commercial print.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know how intimidating your school is
Speaker 2: why it's a public school? They were so snarky.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, maybe because you gave him a fake name.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing I called on this show,
Speaker 2: and I was like, Hi, it's Teres Benson, Mitch's manager.
Speaker 2: And then I had to commit. They gave me an
Speaker 2: email a just remember, and so I sent them the
Speaker 2: email with a new account that I made toes Benson
Speaker 2: at gmail dot com or maybe to Rese Benson management
Speaker 2: or some shit, and I sent it to them because
Speaker 2: someone actually called me someone from the school, and I
Speaker 2: was like, Hi, just following up. What's the Let's just
Speaker 2: give him a fake name, Roger I don't know. I
Speaker 2: was like, Hi, can you please give me a direct
Speaker 2: line to Roger? And they replied, you can reach Roger
Speaker 2: this address. They didn't sign it, they didn't tell me
Speaker 2: who was writing.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: Could have just been some receptionists. It could have been
Speaker 2: the principle I don't know. And I was like, oh, okay, Hi, Roger,
Speaker 2: I'm just following up on the phone call. Are you
Speaker 2: happy for me to shoot through some information for the
Speaker 2: newsletter here? And they replied, we will forward it to
Speaker 2: Roger once you give us the information. Like they were
Speaker 2: keeping a bloody barrier between me and Roger.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 2: And then at this point my conscience was like, this
Speaker 2: is wrong. You have made a catfish email address and
Speaker 2: you were emailing an education institute, and so I just
Speaker 2: dropped it. Yeah, okay, they did follow up, but I
Speaker 2: just I can't.
Speaker 8: You know what.
Speaker 1: That's okay, that's okay, but I'm not giving up my quest.
Speaker 1: I want to be featured in something so we can
Speaker 1: drop the school. I was a star water polo player.
Speaker 1: You can contact the Southern Shire, Sydney East Water Polo Club.
Speaker 2: What are they gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, ex terrible water polo player now on radio.
Speaker 2: But where are they going to put that information?
Speaker 1: I don't have a pool noticeboard. I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be really hard to pull those drings. How
Speaker 2: the fuck do I find out who's in charge of
Speaker 2: tacking shit to the noticeboard at your pool?
Speaker 1: Why don't I just do it for myself? I can
Speaker 1: hustle hard for myself.
Speaker 2: May as well, Yeah, I might just leave it to
Speaker 2: the expert then, because okay, yeah, I like my conscience
Speaker 2: wouldn't let me take it any further than that.
Speaker 1: So it just followed me the email and I can
Speaker 1: pick it up from where you left off. I'll be
Speaker 1: Susan Sarandon, whatever her name is. I'll take it from there.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't use the fake email. That's so wrong.
Speaker 1: You know, Hey from at Mitchell Churing at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: I've got a story about a young boy. Yeah, like suspicious.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I'll take it from me. Thank you for trying,
Speaker 1: that's fine. And Jenna was still trying to get you
Speaker 1: into the Equestrian Daily anything. They've denied the request multiple
Speaker 1: times thanks to listening to the show this week. Thank
Speaker 1: if you Tony Lives are coming on. It really was
Speaker 1: a bit of fun. And if you want to leave
Speaker 1: a review and potentially get featured five stars or why
Speaker 1: bobble listening.
Speaker 2: Now listen here guys. Next week, very big week on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I was looking at the calendar trying to figure
Speaker 2: out when our one year anniversary of launching this podcast is,
Speaker 2: and it is, Oh god, I'm completely forgotten. It's the
Speaker 2: alcohol the fourth of October. So the episode will drop
Speaker 2: on that day, but we record midweek on the thirtieth,
Speaker 2: which is your birthday. It is my birth so it's
Speaker 2: going to be a double whammy celebration episode. It's going
Speaker 2: to be our one year anniversary and your birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So just can I just come in
Speaker 1: and not plan a thing?
Speaker 2: Well, I was thinking I'd sort out the birthday stuff, okay,
Speaker 2: because I can't do everything. You can sort out the
Speaker 2: one year anniversary celebrations.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well let's not. You know how you get mad
Speaker 1: at me when I plan things on the air and
Speaker 1: I just say things verbal thought, let's discuss it off
Speaker 1: the air. And next week is going to be a
Speaker 1: big buddy shah.
Speaker 2: Yes, please join us the celebrations galore. You might get
Speaker 2: back on the champagne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, that'd be great. Maybe I can
Speaker 1: be pissed and join in. I turn up with a
Speaker 1: buddy hydra light. Everyone's fucking drunk the invite. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll see you next week for a very big shot.
Speaker 2: Forward to it. Thanks for listening, guys, is it just me?
Speaker 9: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 9: podcast app.
Speaker 1: Or follow on Spotify.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a to D Brief. This is the secret
Speaker 2: segment on the end. Don't tell anyone if you're hearing this,
Speaker 2: keep it to your fucking self.
Speaker 1: If you do get it, or what else is going
Speaker 1: on in your life, you have to spoil something. It's
Speaker 1: like that kid in You three that goes san it's
Speaker 1: not real James mckewey. Sorry, that's a Clint pent up
Speaker 1: anger from Brams exactly now.
Speaker 2: So we keep this a secret because it's like, it's
Speaker 2: just a little bit humiliating, it's bloody, it's not no
Speaker 2: best work. We go rogue. That's why it's called a
Speaker 2: d D beef. The ad D is like tension deficit disorder,
Speaker 2: which I've got, Beau, so I can't focus. And then
Speaker 2: d Beef is, you know, shooting the shit. So it's
Speaker 2: completely unscripted, unplanned and.
Speaker 1: In a radio podcast. First activate it's not working, dear, dear,
Speaker 1: it's not working. No, got it hasn't been used in
Speaker 1: a while live tweets activated, So what you do is
Speaker 1: is very hard to organize. We tell people when we're
Speaker 1: recording the podcast, and they tweet in the hope that
Speaker 1: their tweet gets read out live on the podcast. When
Speaker 1: you get it, when we get it. In fact, there
Speaker 1: we go, we receive in an ocasion, got one. Just then? Hi,
Speaker 1: Mitch and Mitch love you on TikTok from ksey Lely Chambers.
Speaker 1: Isn't it nice?
Speaker 2: But the weird thing about these live tweets is that
Speaker 2: they somehow relate to whatever we're talking about, even though
Speaker 2: no one's listening live right now. It's most peculiar.
Speaker 1: Is that weird how that works?
Speaker 2: It's almost like it's fucking impossible.
Speaker 1: Dame Helen Mirren, what does she have to do? I
Speaker 1: think she's tweeted out an image of Christmas cake. She's
Speaker 1: the season, she says, is it mirrorn? But you went
Speaker 1: to Epstein Island anyway.
Speaker 6: Who's this?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's your mother.
Speaker 5: You know what she's saying.
Speaker 1: She bought time to drop me tonight, maybe having dinner
Speaker 1: or something on the wines. Again, So how drunk are you? Two?
Speaker 1: What did you have?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I just had like a couple of champagne or two. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And so it was just like that tipsy where it's
Speaker 2: like whoa. I'm very aware of because there's something about
Speaker 2: being in your workplace that really enhances it. Like when
Speaker 2: you're when you're when you've got alcohol in your system,
Speaker 2: at a place where you're not supposed to have alcohol
Speaker 2: in your system, it hits you way harder. So really,
Speaker 2: I wasn't that drunk. I could fucking if I wasn't
Speaker 2: home too easy, I could dive.
Speaker 1: It's like having fizzy drink in primary school.
Speaker 2: Are you having a full strength pantome? Exactly? But because
Speaker 2: I'm here and I'm sitting down at this ready to podcast,
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, I'm not usually this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel it's feeling a bit silly.
Speaker 2: Mary.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, we're on in a really good
Speaker 1: mood today, no fights, no arguments. The only person we
Speaker 1: fought with was body one trick, Tony Ratshit Barstard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's lovely, guys. It's my birthday next week. I know,
Speaker 1: can't believe I'm twenty five. I feel like the quarter
Speaker 1: life crisis is looming.
Speaker 2: Is that when people know it's it's midlife crisis, when
Speaker 2: they start doing tragic shit? Is there a quarter life
Speaker 2: crisis thing that people do where they like start making
Speaker 2: weird purchases and making tragic fashion choices.
Speaker 1: I've been doing that since gosh.
Speaker 2: I was actually talking to your boyfriend about what I
Speaker 2: should get you, and he made a very valid point,
Speaker 2: which is he's very fucking difficult to buy for because
Speaker 2: if he wants something, he just gets it.
Speaker 1: And I was like that. My the new Apple watch
Speaker 1: came out one about three days ago.
Speaker 2: Call me old fashion, but it looks the fucking same
Speaker 2: as your old one.
Speaker 1: Now it reads my blood oxygen level, which actually gave
Speaker 1: me alert for today. It's like mirror mirror. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? It's like blood oxygen level low? I
Speaker 1: was like, what would I fucking breathe into my arm?
Speaker 1: Like what do I do? Apparently, so measure. I'm going
Speaker 1: to read it right now, and let's I'm going to
Speaker 1: read everyone's, but I'm going to start mine.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do this because I don't know
Speaker 2: what a good blood oxygen level is.
Speaker 1: Can you go, Jenna, average adult blood oxygen level?
Speaker 5: So is it five millimeters? Sweating on the millimeters because
Speaker 5: it says normal oxygen is approximately seventy five to one
Speaker 5: hundred millimeters of mercury.
Speaker 2: On my ear and it's me and it's not adjustable.
Speaker 2: It's silicohen that would go?
Speaker 1: That would what the hell fit your ankle? You can
Speaker 1: wear that around your neck? Is a choker? Mine was
Speaker 1: ninety six start three two one.
Speaker 2: Unsuccessful reading, unsuccessful measurement. Glad you fucking spledged on this watch?
Speaker 1: Can I have it?
Speaker 2: Go? Not that I would have gotten you that anyway,
Speaker 2: even if you asked for it.
Speaker 1: So what have you been talking to? My beautiful partner?
Speaker 1: Please be ambiguous?
Speaker 2: I was talking to your gay boyfriend about what I
Speaker 2: should get you for? About that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck, Delta Gudrum's calling? What Delta Goodrum's calling? I have
Speaker 1: an interview for my shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you were doing the life Delta kid?
Speaker 1: Can I talk to Just have to cut this out.
Speaker 2: I'll fast thought through your radio interview. But I need
Speaker 2: to tell us something. I'm serious, No, I need to
Speaker 2: tell her something. I'm serius. Think I can't miss this
Speaker 2: opportunity to let me talk told.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll do it the very end. I can do
Speaker 1: the chat first, say hi, shut up, yeah, if you need,
Speaker 1: if you must, Hello, Hey, Delta, how are you? I'm good?
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm so good? Hey, I love you. There's someone else
Speaker 1: who loves you. He's on the team. I just really
Speaker 1: want to quickly do this. His name is Mitch as Well.
Speaker 1: Funnily enough is that if I put him through. He
Speaker 1: works on the team at nights. Yeah, Mitch, Hey, Delta.
Speaker 2: How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm very well. I'm so sorry to bar Jin. Mitch
Speaker 2: just mentioned to me when I happened to be in
Speaker 2: the room, Oh I'm chatting at Delta goodroom, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I can't miss this opportunity to bring something
Speaker 2: up that happened a few years ago, A near miss.
Speaker 2: If you will, do you remember in twenty thirteen you
Speaker 2: were a coach on the Voice and your finalist was
Speaker 2: Celia Pavey, now known as Via Blue Blue. Yeah, yep, yep,
Speaker 2: so do you remember visiting her high school by any chance, Yes,
Speaker 2: of course. So I went to that high school all
Speaker 2: the way out in the middle of nowhere, in Forbes
Speaker 2: Red ben Catholic College, and we were told that's right.
Speaker 2: We were told Delta Goodman's flying in and out.
Speaker 1: This would have been a little dnny plant.
Speaker 2: I was beside myself because for context, being a Delta
Speaker 2: good Room fan since I was like five, maybe even younger.
Speaker 2: But guess what, as luck would have it, Delta I
Speaker 2: was on a bloody excursion elsewhere. Oh no, I can't
Speaker 2: actually put into words like reliving it now. I'm remembering
Speaker 2: how shattered I was. This ship doesn't happen in the
Speaker 2: country when you live in the middle of nowhere. Your
Speaker 2: favorite celebrity just arrived at your school. I was devastated
Speaker 2: that I didn't meet. This is your excursion? Where did
Speaker 2: you go to?
Speaker 1: Do you remember that dish or something?
Speaker 2: It was a religious retreat at a sport and rec
Speaker 2: camp in Wogga Wogga. So many things in that sentence.
Speaker 1: So we didn't get to cross paths on that day.
Speaker 2: No, you bloody played the piano and sang it assembly.
Speaker 2: They tried to skype us in at the Sport and
Speaker 2: Rec camp. But as you know, the country internet is,
Speaker 2: we couldn't even connect vire Skype. It was just devastating.
Speaker 2: I got back to school, got off the bus and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm breathing the same air that Delta
Speaker 2: Gudrin breathed. It was just the worst. Oh me, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm happy to you to speak today, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure with running in and out of KIS, I'll be
Speaker 1: able to come and give you a big hugg at
Speaker 1: some point exactly right, elbow and elbow bum please my natural,
Speaker 1: that's fine. We'll have some gloves. Well. We love you,
Speaker 1: Thank you. She's finally vented that the amount of times
Speaker 1: he's told me that story.
Speaker 2: Closure, Thank you, Delta.
Speaker 1: He can sleep easy at night, camera running the camera,
Speaker 1: running the camera. He's me but slim and got long hair. Ready,
Speaker 1: Look up there, Hi, Hello, We love you, honest to god.
Speaker 1: We we'll spin solid gold.
Speaker 2: As much as I wants to stay high.
Speaker 1: I'll produce Jenna quickly say hi you time. Delta's got
Speaker 1: a business schedule. I'll hold on Delta. The cleaner. Sam
Speaker 1: wants to come in. Absolutely God, Delta's gotta go. We
Speaker 1: love you. Solid Gold guys is out now, go stream
Speaker 1: download you'll hear at twenty four to seven here at
Speaker 1: Kiss Fam. You're a star. You we can't wait for
Speaker 1: what's next. And thank you for constantly bringing positivity and
Speaker 1: light and energy into our world. You're You're incredible, So
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. All Right, we'll talk
Speaker 1: in a bit, Okay, all right, all right, be good,
Speaker 1: we'll sweat.
Speaker 7: That was cute.
Speaker 2: Julia Morris made that same joke Mitch Squid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have we missed that opportunity for potential branding?
Speaker 2: No, because I'm pretty sure that was like the first
Speaker 2: thing you ever suggested to me when we were toying
Speaker 2: with the idea of a podcast, and I said, nope, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that sucks.
Speaker 3: You're like, I got it.
Speaker 1: I thought long and hard, long and hard square, I've
Speaker 1: got the name this is.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to fucking start hanging around this studio
Speaker 2: more often. The amount of interviews we've gotten by accident.
Speaker 2: We've got Julia Morris and Delta Goodtram.
Speaker 1: Now Paul Haydenly, this will be so jealous every time
Speaker 1: I've got an interview at home, because I've got the
Speaker 1: home studio too. He's like, can I come and talk
Speaker 1: to Marshmallow?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Fuck off. Also, Hayden is very upset. He really wants
Speaker 1: to be on the podcast on now Yeah, and I say, well,
Speaker 1: oh well pictures an idea. Yes, he gets upset. Especially
Speaker 1: we've had Sam on. Who's you know? I've had Sam
Speaker 1: on to play. He played his dad's vinyl? Remember his dad?
Speaker 1: He came on a play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's been Father's Day. Do you reckon? Sam's
Speaker 2: played his dad that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Oh look in the system. If you're a new listener,
Speaker 2: there's a guy in our office. Sam. We brought him
Speaker 2: in because he found out that his dad used to
Speaker 2: be a Paris chart topper decades ago and his music
Speaker 2: is just nowhere to be found. He's somehow managed to
Speaker 2: track down this vinyl in an old antique shop overseas,
Speaker 2: managed to digitally restore it, and then he played it
Speaker 2: to us on the podcast, said that he was going
Speaker 2: to play it to his dad. Have you found the song?
Speaker 1: No, it's not in here.
Speaker 2: Fuck. I think it was called I wrote me a song.
Speaker 1: Would you have written that? Or would you have written.
Speaker 2: I've called it? Did Jim Grab? I might have made
Speaker 2: it something ambiguous. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: Oh I found it fair I think is this it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is the one?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So I didn't actually have headphones on. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: So this is the song. Sam's dad may went top
Speaker 1: ten allegedly and it just disappeared.
Speaker 2: He had no way of listening to it, and then
Speaker 2: he tracked it down, digitally, restored it, and.
Speaker 1: Then for Father's Day he was going to play it
Speaker 1: to him. So that event has happened. How selfish of me.
Speaker 2: I have never asked for an update.
Speaker 1: He did you go and find Sam?
Speaker 2: I've been here the whole time.
Speaker 1: Should we go and find Sam?
Speaker 2: Can you open that door and I'll just yell I
Speaker 2: don't want to get out, I'll get up. Hold on
Speaker 2: opened the door Sam. Yeah. I was happy with our method,
Speaker 2: just quietly.
Speaker 5: No, I think he would have quit my round there.
Speaker 2: Could you hear it yelling say there we go, some
Speaker 2: child yelling we were.
Speaker 1: We need an update.
Speaker 2: We were just talking. I don't even remember how that
Speaker 2: came up. That's what AD briefs about, isn't it. We
Speaker 2: were just talking about the fact that this, Yes, Mike's
Speaker 2: not on what number that was three? By the way,
Speaker 2: someone in our Injurant Idiot's Facebook group wrote, get Sam
Speaker 2: one more often. I love the accent. It's just such
Speaker 2: a nice voice.
Speaker 1: This song, this song, oh yeah special.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I remember you were talking about how Hayden's jealous
Speaker 2: that he's never been on the podcast we had Sam,
Speaker 2: We drag.
Speaker 1: We never got an update on the Father's Day gift.
Speaker 2: Has your father heard this song?
Speaker 3: He has a fun fat Before I heard you screaming,
Speaker 3: I was literally just on the phone to my he
Speaker 3: well he was fine, of course he was. And uh,
Speaker 3: this Father's Day I went to Coffs Harbors specifically to
Speaker 3: give him this song. I wanted to go the extra
Speaker 3: mile and maybe like get a like USB printed or something.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: I just gave it to him on like a flash drive.
Speaker 2: I imagined you like getting some really like fancy copy,
Speaker 2: may like a CD.
Speaker 1: I looked into that.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to spend the walking onto.
Speaker 5: The plane with this big yeah, ready.
Speaker 1: To perform life.
Speaker 2: But you have a vinyl of it, right, that's how
Speaker 2: you restored it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I did finally play this to him and
Speaker 3: how many.
Speaker 2: Years had it been since he had heard his own music.
Speaker 3: I think it was maybe thirty eight I think so. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: thirty eight years since I heard it. Now, my dad
Speaker 3: has a community radio show, because of course he does,
Speaker 3: of course he does. And I decided, because it was
Speaker 3: going to be content, I had to reveal it to
Speaker 3: him on his show, So live in this tiny, shitty
Speaker 3: mud brick radio studio in my hometown. The station it's
Speaker 3: two triple B FM FM. Yeah, okay, yeah, it's the
Speaker 3: Balancing Chire is number one community station, I'm sure because
Speaker 3: it's the only.
Speaker 1: One that there's no number two.
Speaker 2: That doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I played the tilm on air and made
Speaker 3: the whole thing of it, played the whole song on air,
Speaker 3: and Little missed the eyed and got all chuffed and
Speaker 3: couldn't put a sentence together like I can't now, and
Speaker 3: it was just yeah, I just warmed my little heart.
Speaker 1: He was chaffed, he was very chaffed.
Speaker 2: But he does have a copy that he can actually
Speaker 2: listen to again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so now he has it.
Speaker 3: It's on his eye tunes.
Speaker 2: Fuck. I can't imagine that. Wow, hearing that something. I
Speaker 2: imagine someone pain playing our podcast in thirty eight years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: happened long without hearing.
Speaker 1: It, you'll be like, oh that makes me miss me
Speaker 1: after he don't hunt in that tornado twenty seven, I
Speaker 1: miss him? Do you have?
Speaker 2: I don't suppose there's like a podcast of the radio show.
Speaker 2: Was there a voice memo by the same or something.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, my dad has it, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's going to be like fetch I want to hear this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd have to get the whole three hour file
Speaker 3: and I have to find it with time. Yeah you can, Yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: Anyway, thanks for coming in, Sam, Thanks very much.
Speaker 2: Is it going to be on Spotify or anything like that?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna upload it?
Speaker 3: No, well we don't know who has the rights, so
Speaker 3: we have to. It will be a whole thing, so
Speaker 3: I have to sort it out. I'll put up on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Are you going to get us suit now because we've
Speaker 2: just podcast probibly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be the thing that brings down.
Speaker 1: And the kind of Gray fans.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, thanks, no worries.
Speaker 2: I just needed enough date. Anyway you got you got
Speaker 2: miss the Idle love it.
Speaker 3: That's very nice.
Speaker 1: So nice see Sam, Why hang on?
Speaker 2: Just say something sensible for that one listener that liked this.
Speaker 1: Do you remember her name would have been a Gabby
Speaker 1: or a Becky.
Speaker 3: Let's say it's Gabby.
Speaker 2: I'll look it up on Endurance.
Speaker 1: Just search, just search, Sam.
Speaker 3: Do you have any Saxon music that you got in
Speaker 3: the background.
Speaker 1: I've got porn music of.
Speaker 2: Course on hand. Back in March, Brianna Saunders wrote, Sam
Speaker 2: needs to be a regular member of the podcast, just
Speaker 2: so I can listen to his stunning voice every Monday.
Speaker 2: Love Heart Eye.
Speaker 1: That'll have to be approved by management. The fourth co host.
Speaker 1: All right, I've got poor music playing.
Speaker 8: Hey, Rianna, I just saw your message on TikTok. I
Speaker 8: just want you to know that I've been thinking about
Speaker 8: you too, and yeah, it's all okay bye, that'll do.
Speaker 2: Get that up here, Banna Sensation.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. Thanks Sam. How you are? Why don't you
Speaker 1: try a match? You give some something sexy.
Speaker 2: Again, a topic that we've covered on this podcast that
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm very good at talking dirty or sounding.
Speaker 1: Sexy very trip saands left. That was his whip. I
Speaker 1: didn't play, so it would you get? A tweet before?
Speaker 1: That was from Columbia Records. They're sending a cease and
Speaker 1: desist as much very nice.
Speaker 2: Can I do dirty talk?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So who?
Speaker 2: But Troth, for those who don't know.
Speaker 1: Is an Australian icon. She's a media conglomerate, a media mastermind, and.
Speaker 2: She was the founding editor of Cleo magazine.
Speaker 1: Correct. She also now is the chairwoman of the ABC,
Speaker 1: the Australian broadcast right company.
Speaker 2: She used to be a co host on Thudeo ten.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm gonna get a little audio grab up of
Speaker 1: Ita because I just want people to have a reference.
Speaker 5: She was also the ambassador for Alister.
Speaker 2: With Australia, but she's forgotten about it. Look up, look up,
Speaker 2: ask iter.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember.
Speaker 2: This is my favorite segment on We're Just.
Speaker 1: A Real Studio Tenie. Apparently if COSI saw this and
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't like me, here we go. This
Speaker 1: is ask eer.
Speaker 10: Our first question this morning comes from Dannyello, who is
Speaker 10: horrified by the behavior of a mum at her daughter's
Speaker 10: ballet concert. She says, dear writer. Straight after the show,
Speaker 10: one of the moms told me that my daughter is
Speaker 10: flat footed and should consider it tap so as not
Speaker 10: to let the ensemble down. I was gobsmacked. Now I
Speaker 10: am fuming. The children are nine, What should I do?
Speaker 1: Danniel? That was appalling.
Speaker 7: I was appalling behavior from the other mother.
Speaker 2: You know, I think you need to be very direct.
Speaker 7: What I want you to do is with a smile
Speaker 7: and making sure that your little girl and her daughter
Speaker 7: and all the other little girls cannot hear you. The
Speaker 7: only way to deal with this is my father once
Speaker 7: told me there was time and a place to use
Speaker 7: the F word, the poor letter one. And I think
Speaker 7: you should just say to her, smiling f off.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a weird example, because usually she gives really profound,
Speaker 2: like sensible advice.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, what's the other airword, the four leather one? Fridge?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I's actually gonna say fridge. Okay, well, forget forget Eider,
Speaker 2: Butter's dirty talk. Let's do let's do ask Ider.
Speaker 1: But I'll be her.
Speaker 2: So you just give me a random life problem.
Speaker 1: What should I do?
Speaker 9: What should I say?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 1: All right, you can write in at any time on
Speaker 1: our Facebook couple of mitches and you can ask i'd
Speaker 1: a question from Liverpool. James says, I'm interested in anal play.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: We're on live television, idem when you're.
Speaker 2: Ready, Well, James, what's stopping you. Just because we're adults, James,
Speaker 2: doesn't mean that we can't play too. Everyone likes to
Speaker 2: explore different things in the bedroom. I don't know your circumstance.
Speaker 2: Perhaps perhaps you have a partner, perhaps the paths your thing.
Speaker 2: Or if you're with a partner, you can just say
Speaker 2: to them, hey, that there's a thing that why don't
Speaker 2: we give it a go? You know what their response
Speaker 2: to that might be. But if you're single, it's an
Speaker 2: interesting sensation. I would suggest that you you practice on
Speaker 2: your own, use something to enter that space so that
Speaker 2: you've become familiar with the sensation. Or if you do
Speaker 2: have a partner and you're not comfortable, if you know,
Speaker 2: diving in the deep end there to speak, you just
Speaker 2: wait for a time when they're not home and they
Speaker 2: just have a play around so that you know that
Speaker 2: you won't get a dreadful shock when they first enter.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: That's genuine that I just fucking dive on the deep Guys,
Speaker 2: You've got to be familiar with the sensations.
Speaker 1: So you're like, wow, I'm shure we have Lacille. She says,
Speaker 1: I killed a man on Thursday. What should I do?
Speaker 1: I still haven't disposed of the body.
Speaker 2: Well, Lucille, I would suggest that you can feel the
Speaker 2: body and have it remained a mystery for decades, and
Speaker 2: then in years to come, you start a successful podcast
Speaker 2: investigating the circumstance of the death. It'll blow up. The
Speaker 2: true crime podcasts are really quiet, trending at the moment,
Speaker 2: and they won't suspect a thing if you're the one
Speaker 2: hosting it.
Speaker 1: Chokers, I just want to jump in there. If you've
Speaker 1: killed a person, I I don't think it's the same
Speaker 1: thing who admitted not to be And I couldn't sleep
Speaker 1: at night look at myself in the mirror and think
Speaker 1: that I didn't do my job as a radio host,
Speaker 1: a television hosee. Sorry, I'm getting choked up.
Speaker 2: Found it to me like you've got a guilty conscience, Joe.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's just my two cents worth and I'll side
Speaker 1: to back next week. Let's go to Let's just go
Speaker 1: to the news. I'm overwhelmed. Stop bashing the desk.
Speaker 2: We'll die, okay, And if you'd like to send in
Speaker 2: ask a quest things of your own, hit him up,
Speaker 2: hit us up at couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: God, my hands are sore. Joe Hildebrand FYI replied to
Speaker 1: our message last week, fucked what did you not see it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Well, he so obviously messaged in with the message, and
Speaker 1: he replied with the most kind hearted message ever. Oh no, Mitch,
Speaker 1: thank you mate, exclamation point, love you see you soon
Speaker 1: and love to the other mitche too, and that chick
Speaker 1: in the background. Then there's like a hundred kisses.
Speaker 2: But okay, So at the time of record, I have
Speaker 2: not yet posted the video of us leaving Joe that voicemail.
Speaker 2: I don't want to fucking break it to him that
Speaker 2: we were taking the pits because he must he'll think
Speaker 2: that we weren't being genuine and that we didn't mean
Speaker 2: those words.
Speaker 1: Can we block him from it and hold on?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: You know what did you see? He liked a video
Speaker 1: today in the come one too, so he's a real follow. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can't do it. We can't post it.
Speaker 2: Actually, I just haven't posted it on Instagram and it's
Speaker 2: place where he sees it.
Speaker 1: The two thousand people to see it.
Speaker 5: They no, put it up. He referred to me as
Speaker 5: the chick in the background. I think put it up.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think we should.
Speaker 5: I think we should.
Speaker 1: So we really did get off topic. But it is
Speaker 1: my birthday next week. Hayden is mad that I don't.
Speaker 1: I haven't had him on the show, but I literally
Speaker 1: say to him every time, I'm like, picture's a segment.
Speaker 1: We don't just bring anyone on. Oh dear wanted to
Speaker 1: come on because they wanted you know, our audience.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll get it. I'll figure out a way, don't
Speaker 2: you worry.
Speaker 1: I think he wants to do it. Not come on
Speaker 1: and talk about team up with the next story.
Speaker 2: You're what with him and said, I'll team up without
Speaker 2: tag team. That makes it happen.
Speaker 1: Good. You can go for it. So what if you
Speaker 1: planned for my birthday?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you that fair enough.
Speaker 1: You have to find out next week on the show.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Is it going to be something or it's just going
Speaker 1: to be we're celebrating Mitch's birthday.
Speaker 2: So there's there's a thing. Like I said, I'm not
Speaker 2: sure if you'll like it because it's me pushing my
Speaker 2: gender on you. It's something I feel that you need.
Speaker 1: Are you going to make someone come in my face?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's not my agenda.
Speaker 1: True true? True? Do you want to drain me of amine?
Speaker 2: By the way, can I tell you what a fucking
Speaker 2: epic response I've gotten to that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? The amount of I put it on
Speaker 2: my instant story, the amount of gay men that have
Speaker 2: written to me saying thank you. Really, it's not just me.
Speaker 2: I feel like, as a gay man, I'm supposed to
Speaker 2: enjoy semen, but I hate it. Its growth, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Babe, I'm with you, I get it.
Speaker 2: It sucks that that's part of the deal.
Speaker 1: Did you get any of the opposite of people being like,
Speaker 1: how dare you? It's your job to suck come?
Speaker 2: I've got a couple being like, I'm sorry, but I
Speaker 2: don't agree with you at all, and I'm like, fair enough.
Speaker 2: But then I've got a couple of people being like,
Speaker 2: actually there was Can I play it? Those this one
Speaker 2: person who I feel quite bad now because I fucking
Speaker 2: I went hard.
Speaker 1: You tore him a new one, so to speak.
Speaker 2: Turn the music off. Sorry, I always get up you
Speaker 2: for rambling doing the close us eating my words. We're
Speaker 2: not closing anymore.
Speaker 1: Fuck what was his name? Hold On?
Speaker 2: So he said to me, what kind of gay man
Speaker 2: doesn't like semen? And I didn't take that well, apparently,
Speaker 2: because I'm like, excuse me. Everyone has different tastes in
Speaker 2: the bedroom. Some gay men don't even like you know,
Speaker 2: anal like, everyone's different. It doesn't make you less gay,
Speaker 2: And so I fucking let him know in no one
Speaker 2: certain terms. I was a bit savage. I feel bad
Speaker 2: now because he was very apologetic, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I probably responded more hearty.
Speaker 1: That you're probably his bloody idol. You know, probably started
Speaker 1: you in Hsia as we're running. Everyone does in the country.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: What kind of gay doesn't love?
Speaker 1: Come?
Speaker 2: And I wrote, I said a voice message, yeah to.
Speaker 1: Someone you don't know, Mitchell, I'm all right, here we go. See.
Speaker 2: It's people who say shit like that that are the
Speaker 2: reason that I came out and so boldly admitted that
Speaker 2: I think it's vile. Do you want to know how
Speaker 2: many gay men have messaged me today and been like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, thank god you said it. I've always
Speaker 2: been too scared to say it because everyone thinks as
Speaker 2: a gay man that I should love it. I'm here
Speaker 2: to tell you, Chris.
Speaker 1: Not everyone does.
Speaker 2: So before you go fucking depositing yourself in the face
Speaker 2: of someone who doesn't specifically said that they want that,
Speaker 2: just letting you know. Some people think it's fucking found.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so oh dear. Anyway, anyway, when can we fuck? Shit?
Speaker 1: Why did you say back?
Speaker 2: Can I just say? When I recorded that, I was
Speaker 2: being like half sarcastic, like, you know how you and
Speaker 2: I fake bicker? But then I realized that he and
Speaker 2: I don't really know each other, so that could have
Speaker 2: really fuck And he was like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry, honestly, thank you for calling me out. Blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. Any he was like he was like taking
Speaker 2: back with he said, and I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to make you feel bad. He was like,
Speaker 2: I genuinely feel bad.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoo, some young kid. You probably were
Speaker 1: his idol. You have a lot of people that you know,
Speaker 1: like we said, they study you, James Cook, Hitler, Mitch KURMBS,
Speaker 1: the Big Three? Yep, are you talking about the Big
Speaker 1: Three and in apparently Australian rubrics. What did you learn
Speaker 1: about you?
Speaker 2: I mean that my classrooms get shown my voguing at
Speaker 2: video correct correct.
Speaker 1: But maybe it's negatively. Maybe they're like, don't end up
Speaker 1: like this boy. No, one's actually told us. No, one's clarified.
Speaker 2: Actually, they show you car accident footage and go, don't
Speaker 2: drink drive you know.
Speaker 7: What I want.
Speaker 1: Actually, if you're listening to this and you're one of
Speaker 1: those poor I kind of speak, it's because I wasn't
Speaker 1: shown the video in English to prave children that were
Speaker 1: shown that. Can you please reach out to me because
Speaker 1: I want to talk to your teacher and I want
Speaker 1: to see exactly where this is coming from.
Speaker 2: What is Just go to the comments section on my TikTok.
Speaker 2: There are a bunch of teachers that commented, I've shown people,
Speaker 2: all right, Well, if you guys shown my class, my
Speaker 2: year elevens loved it.
Speaker 1: But I want to get a teacher on and see
Speaker 1: what they say.
Speaker 2: I know I'm helping you achieve that. Go to my
Speaker 2: comment section on TikTok.
Speaker 1: All right, I also want I want them to teach
Speaker 1: it to you, because very rarely do you get to
Speaker 1: teach history to the person that it's about.
Speaker 2: Great idea.
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Speaker 1: Just of course I have it. See next week I'll
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Speaker 2: Can't wait. It's going to be a big shot.
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Speaker 1: be like, I need to get how I'm done and
Speaker 1: the cat's gonna die. I need it snappy top again.
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