WEBVTT - #41: We Made The Local Paper!! 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.440 Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw. 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.360 Welcome to a parent affair tonight. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:08.320 We're coming to you from my bedroom. 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:10.959 Some things makable since than the others. 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.000 Hitch is traded in Gymnast One commodore games Goald in 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:15.160 nineteen ninety. 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:20.360 That his performance on the Pommel Horse India Marcus, grow up. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:25.360 Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for. You are 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:29.200 a cheap tramp and a filthy liar. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:34.159 This is just I'm still to play a couple of 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:35.120 mitches reckon. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.720 We should include Jenna's name in the opener, tell about 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:38.320 a compromise. 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:43.000 We'll say her name, but it's said in the simlish 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:50.200 drap luby perfect Now he michtui and hello. 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:52.479 God, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi. 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:54.800 J don't need to yell Jenna forty one episodes in. 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:57.800 I feel like she's just wanting being attacked on the street. 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:00.520 Whatever. I don't know about you, Jennifer. I'm a little 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:04.160 bit pissed what you've just arrived, Mitch. But they've got 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:06.360 this new rubbish in our office where it's like, I 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:08.760 don't know, trying to improve morale. They put a trolley 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:14.040 round full of bloody alcohols during the daytime Tuesday. Clearly 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:16.880 I am my mother's son because one champagne and I 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:18.080 am tips. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.479 Like Mitch is in such a good movie. I laugh. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.679 I'm not asking for dinner. It'd be fun. It's because 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:26.120 you're drunk. 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.920 I've got my feed up in the studio. I'm kicked back. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:31.720 I feel that it's going to be a loose show for. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:33.360 Those who are just joining us hi, because there's a 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:34.400 lot of new people out there. 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.680 There have been quite a few people joining us. Jenna, 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:40.039 our third wheel, has lived multiple lives. There some backstory 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:41.640 for you she has. I feel like we need to 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:43.880 give context as to who gener is because they're like, wait, 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:45.840 who's the woman? Is it Mitchell? I don't know. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.040 Yeah, a lot of TikTok comments being like what is 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:49.600 that gender? 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.600 I often when I'm making our videos for TikTok, a 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:56.920 couple of mitches is where you can follow us ps. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.960 Often when I'm making our TikTok videos. If Jenna laughed, 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.640 I cut to her just so people don't think that 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:06.800 it's me. Oh no, when she's not on camera, you 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:11.200 could think that it's me making this noise that could 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.040 easily come out of my mouth very well. 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.000 Could I mean, I've never heard that amount of joy 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:18.600 come from your mouth. No, but I'm sure it's capable. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.200 Jenna is out. She well when Jennifer started, well, like, 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:23.880 Jenna is producer, Jenna, right, And we're in a studio here, 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.560 surrounded by like four glass walls, and there's a whole 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:29.280 deck of computers outside the producer's pit, and Jenna would 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.400 sit outside and she'd have to buzz in if she 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.920 wanted to talk. Yeah, right, like it was millionaire hots and. 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:36.480 Most of the time you just turned the microphone off. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:37.720 Yeah, we didn't allow you to speak. 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:39.640 I would be talking to No, she's slowly. 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:41.480 Progressed inside the studio, so that's generous. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.760 But she's also been demoted. She was our producer, but 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.720 then she wasn't lifting a finger, so she's now grounds. 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:49.680 I didn't do anything, so. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:52.679 No, he still don't. No, there was no grounds to keep. 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:54.560 In fact, the studio is more messy than it ever was. 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:56.679 Jenna. I must say, it's been a while since I've 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:57.920 noticed you trimmed the bush. 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:01.799 Yeah, you know, it takes time to trim the bush. 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.200 Okay, we've seen it. Jennie Jark is a very, very 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.160 popular segment. We've been in there and so we tell 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:10.560 you it needs a buddy mbps. Also, I'm Mitch. That's Mitch. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.799 Do we want need to introduce ourselves? Probably not. Well. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.120 One thing that people who are knew here should know 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:18.639 is that we have an update on the You got 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:22.120 a hustle? Yes saga, Oh we do remember it was 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.600 back in Oh god, I'm too drunk to hang on, 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:29.200 hang on, hang on you to app episode thirty eight, 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:31.760 Episode thirty eight. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:32.640 Nice. 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:35.600 We were talking about our mission to get some local 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:37.960 news coverage, and you've got an update for me. 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:39.960 Yeah. Well, the thing is we all we said was 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.400 we want to be in print journalism, in a newspaper, 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.040 something for our grandparents to cut out a clipping to 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:45.800 put on their fridge. 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.440 Yes. I feel like that's how they measure success. I 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:52.120 could tell them that I've had like four million views, 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:55.160 I've gone viral, I've achieved all these things in the 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.680 social media world, but they don't give a shit about that. 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.040 They cut out my brother's cricket scores and put them 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.680 on the fridge. That and oh, he's just the god 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:04.880 send you know what I'm saying. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:07.680 Even getting on national television, which happened the day after 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.680 we dropped that episode. Mind you, I'm in our power. 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:14.080 My name said, I saw it shilling the vacuum, Like, no, 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:17.080 that was John o'comon. She couldn't even watch me on TV. 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:18.359 But anyway, you've made it happen. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.320 We have it. Update. We are in the paper and 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:24.279 there there isn't an issue. You've seen the article. Jenna's 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.880 read the article. It's a great article, very good issue. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:28.680 Is there something I need to reveal to you because 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:29.920 I did try to stitch you up. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:33.920 Apparently you sent a photo to the paper to put 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:38.120 in the paper. Yes, and they cotton onto it straight away. 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:40.800 They were like, no, we refuse to print this. I 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:42.279 still have no idy what it was. I don't know 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:43.440 what you were trying to do. 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:45.400 I personally think it was a. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:48.880 Jennifers is a good photo, and it's a photo it is. 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:50.480 I will reveal it to you later in the show. 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:51.919 That's all you need to know. Okay, So we'll do 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:53.440 that in a bit. We will start the show now 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:54.960 with a is it just me? We like to call 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:58.000 him an idjem? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.280 We do one each We don't tell each other. It's 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:02.680 going to be so total surprise. We've only clashed a 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:04.840 couple of times. But do you want to go first 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:05.359 this week? 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:07.760 I do? Yeah, yeah, I actually think I do. Let's 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:14.200 dive in. Is it just me? Do you also hear 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:17.120 the swear word in this very popularly hit song. 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:19.279 I'm waiting? 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:23.960 So we're going to discuss before. I've surely heard of BTS, 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.760 which are incredible. 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:30.400 Oh my god. BTS have like the most passionate fan 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:31.320 base in the world. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:31.719 You know that. 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.760 I did one tweet about them and their fan base, 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:38.200 like the BTS army sent flowers for me to the office, what, like, 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:40.520 thank you so much for supporting BTS. Are they k 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:41.039 pop band? 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:42.880 K pop? Yeah, but they preferred to be called pop 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:45.120 because they don't want to be coupled into just Korean pop. 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:46.000 They just want to be pop. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.320 Oh, they're definitely pop, like they're global. 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.320 They've been played on kiss FA very good they are. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.760 They've released their first English, fully English single, Dynamite, which 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:54.680 we play constantly. 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:55.880 What's this fucking lyrics? 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.160 Okay, so the song is called Dynamite, right, so this 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.960 is it? Very good? You play it? I'm sure you've 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:05.360 heardst me said, it's the thing. Tell me what you 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:06.400 hear when I played the hook? 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.119 Yeah, do you little fucking thumb? 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:23.040 Yeah, listen right, little shitty said no, there's no shitty 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:23.240 in it. 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:26.000 She's from w S f M. She's hard of hearing 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:26.320 she is. 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:34.560 It's fucking ready slowed down now. The lyric is a 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:39.000 little funky song. So the best part is it's the 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.599 way that you say it. It's not a little fucking song. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:43.640 It's little fucking song. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:52.840 Went full bogan on us. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:53.760 Do you hear it too, though? 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:55.600 I do now that you pointed out. 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.640 Yeah, he played at night freak out. I try to 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.040 press the dumb button because I think I put a 0:06:59.080 --> 0:06:59.920 swear word on the radio. 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:04.039 We've done this before, remember back in episode twenty six. 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:07.360 I want to say the memory, Yeah, I isn' it unreal? 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:08.840 Who did we do? 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.800 Sam Smith? Remember I thought that their lyric was saying, 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.080 say fucking good tonight, and I was like, wow, they 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:15.160 just throw on the radio. 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:16.320 I'm actually saying. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:19.560 Love will keep you up to me. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:20.760 Yeah. 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:22.920 Anyway, So that's the one that I found that I 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:26.160 went on TikTok. Oh my god, there's a huge TikTok 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.240 movement there are very random parts of TikTok. I called 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.320 be scrolling and was like, welcome to your cult TikTok. 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:32.480 I'm like, why, I know, what is this? 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.920 Have you heard of cottage call lesbians? 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:36.280 Yeah? That freaked me out. 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.040 Really weird tribes within TikTok. 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.600 Or mishard lyric TikTok exists. So I please don't think 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.160 I've come up with these or I've heard them, but 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:45.520 these are song lyrics that have been misheard by other people. 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:48.560 I love this shit because I I've never discovered this, 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.000 this corn of TikTok. But it's like, yeah, when you 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:54.920 plant the incorrect lyric in your brain before listening, you 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:56.080 can't help me hear it. 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:58.400 Yeah, you can't unhear it. So this is Roses by 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:00.520 Saint John. It blew up on TikTok and we played 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.760 here at Kiss FM. People think it is I was 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.239 in a porno with a bag of screaming goats. 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:12.160 I love it. 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:16.600 I'm still here, I in the corner with no I. 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.160 Mean, it can be whatever you wanted to be. 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:20.560 I hear the goat, Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't want 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:22.120 to know the real lyrics. Are you going to tell 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:22.440 me or no? 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:23.720 Yeah? Do you want the real lyrics? 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:25.600 I almost don't want it, but go on with you? 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:27.520 If you have prepared it prepared? 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:28.200 Is it goats? 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:32.000 No? Goats aren't involved? You get hold on the lyrics? 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:35.720 Are you haven't prepared at all? I'm having to keep 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:36.959 it a mystery. It's kind of funny. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:39.400 Hold on, I got them. 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:42.319 Oh finally, Oh my god, grounds keeping on the ball 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:45.640 for I'm solicited Google. Yeah, what are they oky? 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:46.160 This is it? 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.480 I walked in the corner with the body screaming dolo. 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:54.319 Oh. I prefer the other one before the corner with 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:57.439 a bag of screaming goats, to be honest. Sean Mendez. 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:02.640 The second part people think is chicken farting onto my knees. Listen, 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:03.800 you watch me. 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:15.959 Chi short, chicken farting onto my knees. The chickens fart ground. 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:18.920 Well, eggs come out of there, so surely something else 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.640 would chicken? Far so sure? Is so polite? He wouldn't 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.280 say anything if he was at a farm shooting music 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:27.680 video and chicken fart on his knee, like cool, chicken, cool, ch. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:31.680 I've got the answer. Chickens do fart, and it's completely 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.240 normal and expected occurrence, which shouldn't cause you much concern. 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.200 Can you find a sound effect of a chicken farting 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:43.720 on YouTube? Groundskeeper Jenna, Yeah, one's popped up here. Someone's 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:44.520 uploaded one. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:46.040 To the micro chicken. 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:54.440 Oh my god, that was a shark. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:59.920 That wasn't a fart. That was a kid diving in 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.640 were pol Oh that was disturbing. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.120 It's like one of those kids on the school bus 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.160 that thought they were so funny because they had those 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:10.319 little tubs of slime that made fat noise. Finger bashed it. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:16.920 Yeah, galaxy side remember galaxy All right, here's the last one. 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:18.839 I'm ready. So this is feels Calvin Harris. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:20.360 So this is the song Katie Perry, Thank you. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:21.560 M's a Katy Harry. 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:26.080 Let me. 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:28.319 Go? 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.439 People think it is? Do you mind if I steal 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:38.560 this kid, sir? I steal a kiss a little souvenir? 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:41.800 Can steal it from you? Can I steal it from you? 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:42.679 God? 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:44.960 That's very over, my laddie, isn't it. I like how 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.600 they entered it with, sir h Yeah, very nice. Although 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:49.120 if someone in a wine van pulled up and sung 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:50.880 to me, I'd be more inclined than a candy bar. 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:53.680 And my joke on run straight in for that fucking snicker. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:57.320 So i'd take me imagine if their was like now, 0:10:57.360 --> 0:11:00.880 I don't mind, you can have my daughter take it 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:01.720 with you anyway. 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:03.440 If you haven't even heard laerics, send them through, because 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:04.960 people once we do this on the show, that people 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:05.920 send us a whole bunch. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:10.040 That one the other day, actually it was it was 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.679 a Lady Gargo one, and it was like it was 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:18.959 a bad road miss No, it was telephone, and you 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.719 know how it's like, stop going stop, see if you 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:25.200 can find the audio. This is the bad thing about 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.839 us not telling each other our gems beforehand, because I 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:31.679 could have gotten the water it anyway. Okay, someone was 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.559 saying that, oh Lady Gago was so ahead of her time. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.480 It sounds like she's saying, stop COVID, stop COVID. 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:45.439 Okay, here we go. It's just telephone, it does. 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:47.840 It sounds more like COVID than telephone. 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:55.160 It's meant to be stop stop calling, all right, stop COVID. 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:55.480 Wow. 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.320 See that's just one of those like yeah, Nye Laurel, 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:02.240 Yeah you're thinking you hear really so we're just a 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.480 bloody meat sacks hear what we want to hear. We're 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.400 dumb anyway, send us one and if you have it, 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:09.520 Jenna Jeviny, any old symphonies, any mozart that you think 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:10.400 miss herd lyrics? 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:13.000 No, I got them all right, right of course? 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:14.280 Yes, yeah, and you wrote them. 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:15.959 I wrote them with motar. 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:21.000 If any BTS fans are listening, my favorite flower are 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.719 oriental lilies. If you'd like to send more in for 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:24.760 the support. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:27.000 All right, you're ready, mitt here we go. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.040 Is it just me? 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:36.120 Do you hope to one day be the Sharon in 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:37.120 someone's life? 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:38.400 Oh? 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.319 Like, this is a Kathin Kimathan Kim. 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.880 I'm proud of you much, kath and Kim. I wasn't 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:44.240 sure if you were going to get that, but yes, 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:47.160 Sharon the best friend that just rocks up at their 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.880 house unannounced and it's not weird. Oh no, she just 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:53.880 kind of opens the backsliding door goes heh, I miss 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:55.320 this do and it's just like, ah, Sharon's here. 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:58.720 Whatever made Lan's a television show, let's script it, I know, But. 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:00.760 I feel like there would be people out there who 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:03.800 have a they have someone in their life like that 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.520 where it's totally cool if they rock up whenever or 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.959 be they they are that person that's allowed to rock 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:12.400 up whenever I personally, I can't think of one friend 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:16.079 of mine that wouldn't be like Hi, what a surprise? 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:18.800 Like they wouldn't be chill and like, oh, Imagel's here now. 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.880 I feel like I'm the Sharon of this podcast. 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:27.240 Yes, I yes, you very much. Are we know about 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.400 an eye for me to come? I just we don't 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:31.800 we done? Very true? 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.080 But my friends play so hard to get I feel 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:37.880 like I'm always the one having to work around their availabilities. 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:42.080 Like Ashland, for example, co hosts the Schnitty Committee podcast 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.760 with me. Nine times out of ten. If I say hey, 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:47.599 do you want to hang out like it's actually so 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:49.240 hard to get her in the right mood. You're like, no, 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.199 I want to be alone today, and she's brutal. She 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:53.199 will say it like that. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:54.200 I appreciate that honesty. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.679 I'm on a period. No, it's so rare that I'll 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:59.360 just get a I'll be god sure whatever. So I 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.000 could never just rock up at her house. There's no 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.600 one that I could just rock up at their house, 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:07.920 including you, Mitchell. I thought, as I learned the other day, Jenna, 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:11.600 what are we going? So anyone who was watching our 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.520 Sunday night Instagram live. We do it every week right 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:17.880 before the new podcast drops. You would have noticed that 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:21.280 rather than us guesting each other from our respective homes, 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:25.000 we were sitting together and we added Jenna to the call. 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:26.720 We did. That was actually very fun. People loved it. 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:27.840 We had the most viewers we've ever had. 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:30.760 Yeah, we did, actually, And so we said that I 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:33.640 would get there at what five thirty, so that we'd 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.520 be ready to go live on Instagram at six? 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.000 Yeah, Well, I've just finished work. So I was like, yeah, 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:39.200 come just before the live. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:43.120 And then around four thirty, Yeah, one of my friends 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.320 was leaving my place and driving in your direction, and 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:48.720 I was like, oh, can I grab a lift? Because 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:49.840 then I'm like, oh great, I can just have a 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:53.160 wine at Mitch's place. I can just get an uber home. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.600 It'll be great. And because it was so spontaneous that 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.360 we agreed to hang out, I figured it would be fine. 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.440 Oh my god, Jenna, did I copper spray from a 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.480 fucking tired, hungry Mitchell Cherry. 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:08.040 He was like, we agreed five thirty and he called. 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:09.960 Me a shit friend. She was like, no, He's like, 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:11.920 I have not done anything wrong and You're the one 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:13.160 being the ship friend, not me, And I was like, 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:14.600 I'm just coming to your house. I thought it was 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:16.560 okay because I was coming anyway, Like, I'm just coming 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.160 a little bit early. I'm sorry. I had to go 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:21.040 and hang out with another friend in Glebe. I went 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.040 to another friend's house to kill time because I did 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:26.240 not have permission to rock up outside of the scheduled hours. 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:27.960 I even said that I wouldn't let him up up 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:29.560 if he entered before five point forty five. 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:32.400 And it wasn't like a joking bantaway, like he was 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:33.360 furious at me dinner. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:34.600 He was furious. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:36.720 So you had to go to someone else's house. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:40.000 Yeah, And again this friend was like, what the fuck 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:43.080 are you doing here? Myghtenra, I've got half an hour 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.120 to kill in leeve because Mitch I'm not welcome in 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:45.480 his home. 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:46.680 I wanted to have a nap. 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:50.600 Well, good for you. I was very angry one day 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:52.600 I'll beat the Sharon in someone's life and. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.760 Just he just sticked to the plan for goodness sake, 0:15:56.080 --> 0:16:02.240 coming from you. Do you like and follow a couple 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:05.160 of I mean, you can at couple of mitches wherever 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:09.400 you you know, check your social Feed, Instagram, book, Facebook 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.960 and TikTok and TikTok. Now, if you like, if you're 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:14.680 listening to us on Apple Podcasts, you can leave us 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.840 a review. You can't do it on Spotify. Should you? Should? 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:21.360 We demand and implore it. We actually almost We're at 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:23.680 one hundred and eighty ratings on Apple Music. An you 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:26.520 body believe that's good. I think it's brilliant that we 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:30.360 have a review coming in from cat skiing Matilda Matilda, 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:31.640 she says, I can't stop giggling. 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:32.680 That's good. 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:35.080 She says. This show is the Bee's Knees, the funniest 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:36.120 thing I listened to each week. 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:37.720 I'm allergic to be things. Thank you for. 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:42.760 Starfish nine one three. I wonder if that's his Christian name, 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:45.200 says new Fabe Podcast. I look forward to every new app. 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:48.200 Mitch and Mitch are so hilarious. Sorry, Jenner, I must 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:50.760 look like a crazy person laughing to myself when I 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:53.240 listen in public. PS more gas lighting, Jenna content. 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:58.960 Please you never know, Jenna, watch your backs. 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:00.840 Also, if you review, you'll get a shout out on 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:02.280 the pod. By the way, so use your real name, 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:06.720 not Starfish. Kramer sixty nine says saw these guys on 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:09.080 Studio ten and thought I'd give the podcast to go. 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:12.479 You know what, we got one, they said, not too shabby. 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:16.640 I'm happy with that. Honestly, we have so funny. 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:19.480 From t Lodge g D. I personally think Mitch is 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:22.120 funnier than Mitch. I also think Mitch is better looking 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.760 than Mitch, but altogether so funny and wish Mitch was straight, 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:28.159 very funny. Who would have written that. 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:35.680 Mate, Tony? She says, she used to work here at Kids. 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:37.200 She's actually just started her own. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:41.679 Podcast, One Trick Dog or whatever it's called, New Bunny. 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:43.520 One Trick Tony. 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:46.080 Oh, that's it. Well, she's got a couple of tricks 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:48.960 I've met, be honest, One trick Dog. I'm gonna ring her. 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:49.320 Let's ring. 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:54.320 He's talking about what she said again. I'm just scrolling 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:55.000 on my own phone. 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:56.920 I like Mitch better than that Mitch and this Mitch 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:57.520 and shatter? 0:17:59.000 --> 0:17:59.879 Where is that? Where'd it go? 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:03.160 I've got it here, she says, I personally think Mitch 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:04.960 is funnier than Mitch. I also think Mitch is better 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:07.000 looking the Mitch, but altogether so funny and wish Mitch 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:07.440 was straight. 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:11.359 I think I'm better looking, you're funnier and she wishes 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:12.000 you were straight. 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:16.320 Second, I think they're all for me it Tony and 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:18.280 Tony and I go, do you see what me being 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:19.040 better looking at funny? 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:19.560 No? 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:20.840 I see Tony's comment. 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:23.000 Tony and I go way back. We used to work 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:24.960 together at Kiss FM. I've known Tony longer than you have. 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:29.200 Yeah, she's still with kids now in Melbourne. We're giving 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:30.160 a fucking life story. 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:34.440 I'm calling t Lodge gd GD stands for good Dog. 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:37.640 No, it's just she might not answer a private number. 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:38.920 Lord. 0:18:39.160 --> 0:18:44.639 She works in radio, Tony Lodge. It's witch, Mitch and Jenny. 0:18:46.600 --> 0:19:00.679 Oh is Jenna is like a cat being skinned my nails? 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:03.399 You know that at tiny? How are you great to 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:04.159 have you on the program. 0:19:04.800 --> 0:19:05.959 Oh yeah, we're recording right now. 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:09.000 Sorry, Oh no, I Jim. So that's how it was 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:11.320 on my a game. If you couldn't tell, she's very good. 0:19:11.600 --> 0:19:13.960 She's a podcast and she knows. Now one what's it 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:17.440 called one the Dog of the House over the Moon something, that's. 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:17.840 What it's called. 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:19.080 Yeah, One of the Dog the House. 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:23.840 Yeah, it's got a real word. Economy is the strength 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:26.960 No one trick Tony. I believe on Apple podcasts and Spotify. 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:29.600 I'm thrilled give started this podcast, Darlan. I've been telling 0:19:29.640 --> 0:19:31.320 you for years to start a podcast. 0:19:31.480 --> 0:19:35.520 Yeah, I know, since we're just young girls dancing at 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:36.720 clubs toget. 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:39.560 Back in the day when you can do such a thing. Oh, 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:41.360 honest to God. 0:19:41.520 --> 0:19:43.359 The reason we're calling Tony is because we need to 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:46.439 clarify your review. Says I personally think Mitch is funnier 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:48.240 than Mitch. I also think Mitch is better looking than Mitch, 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:50.440 but altogether so funny and wish Mitch was straight. We 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:53.920 just want to clarify if you could just individually, maybe 0:19:54.000 --> 0:19:55.600 start with which Mitch you think is funnier. 0:19:57.040 --> 0:19:59.159 Well, there's there's both of you. Because there are so 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:02.200 many points in the review. I felt like you guys 0:20:02.280 --> 0:20:04.119 would be able to fight to the death over the 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:06.240 ones that you preferred for yourself. 0:20:06.920 --> 0:20:10.280 Okay, Well, Mitch's claimed the better looking aspects, and I think, 0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:12.280 no matter how good I look in the face, the 0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:15.520 weight will always not bump me down. A couple of spots. 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:17.840 Literally literally holds you down. 0:20:18.000 --> 0:20:19.840 Yeah literally, yeah, physically holds me down. 0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:23.359 Gorgeous, No, I do. 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:27.920 Think, Yeah, actually, you're negating how good looking Coombs is 0:20:28.000 --> 0:20:32.200 by saying that it's just because you're not sin very true. 0:20:32.200 --> 0:20:35.160 Which is very true. Okay, Well, combs can have combs 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:37.960 can have the looks. And then I mean it's up 0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:39.680 to you, Tony, who you award the humor vote to. 0:20:40.640 --> 0:20:44.800 Well, it's obviously wasn't the third Mitch, Jenna, He's not 0:20:44.920 --> 0:20:45.560 the funniest. 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:49.280 Do you know how many reviews we get to actually 0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:52.040 say the contrary. There's lots of people that say Jenna 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:52.600 is their favorite. 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:53.840 I think people Jenna is the star. 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:57.000 I'm not Jenna. Jenna is writing those. 0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:00.240 Jenna goes to the Apple Store and go all the 0:21:00.280 --> 0:21:01.479 iPods and writes reviews. 0:21:02.280 --> 0:21:03.920 Maybe I should start doing they. 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:06.359 Should all right, well I'll take that. Thank you Tony 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:08.399 for rewarding And which Mitch do you wish it straight? 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:09.920 Both of you? 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:12.960 I wish that we could go in a three way 0:21:13.000 --> 0:21:13.520 all together. 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:16.240 God, imagine that, Tony, you and I almost slept together 0:21:16.240 --> 0:21:18.880 at a very early stage in my sexuality. Awenness, we did. 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:19.400 We did. 0:21:20.119 --> 0:21:21.840 She had a partner, but I was very keen on 0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:23.520 Tony and she was very sexually keen on me. 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:27.240 Yeah, yeah, I mean the attraction was there. Try away 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:27.600 it was. 0:21:27.680 --> 0:21:29.000 Like a be to a. 0:21:30.520 --> 0:21:30.840 Fire. 0:21:31.640 --> 0:21:35.080 Yeah, one trick, Doney Pony, what's it called? Stop it 0:21:36.560 --> 0:21:39.560 the fantastic? 0:21:39.720 --> 0:21:42.240 We should do a crossover episode with you, Tony. I 0:21:42.320 --> 0:21:46.360 feel like our listeners would fucking froth you, like we've 0:21:46.400 --> 0:21:49.800 done a couple of podcasts crossovers before himber Oh dear. 0:21:50.240 --> 0:21:51.959 We did a podcast with them, and all of our 0:21:52.000 --> 0:21:54.679 listeners they trusted our recommendation. They all frof them. They 0:21:54.720 --> 0:21:56.520 started listening to them. We should do a crossover with 0:21:56.600 --> 0:21:57.359 One Trick Tony. 0:21:57.440 --> 0:21:58.400 Yeah, would you come on the show? 0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:02.200 Would you guys put your beautiful name to my face? 0:22:03.000 --> 0:22:03.600 One hundred? 0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:06.640 Oh? 0:22:07.080 --> 0:22:10.200 Jenna, I'm I've had it. If she's going to be there, 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:11.000 I'm not doing her. 0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:14.280 She has no editorial power. Don't you worry? She has 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:18.159 no in the program? Well, what can you know? If 0:22:18.200 --> 0:22:19.840 we have you on ours? Can we can you? Would 0:22:19.840 --> 0:22:20.560 you have us on yours? 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:23.640 The thing is is that One Trick Dog House over 0:22:23.720 --> 0:22:27.160 the Moon isn't really a guest podcast. 0:22:27.160 --> 0:22:27.919 Right, Okay? 0:22:28.720 --> 0:22:31.600 So I feel like, is there going to be awkwardness 0:22:31.680 --> 0:22:34.880 if I collab with you guys? Is there an expectation 0:22:35.080 --> 0:22:36.520 to you know, give a receipt? 0:22:37.000 --> 0:22:39.119 I mean, yes, we can I invite you to my 0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:41.080 birthday party even be happy that you don't invite me 0:22:41.119 --> 0:22:41.480 to yours? 0:22:42.080 --> 0:22:43.920 Well, I actually did want to bring that up with you, 0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:46.760 because you haven't invited me to your birthday party or 0:22:46.800 --> 0:22:49.720 your house warming party. I know that Mitch Coombs gave 0:22:49.760 --> 0:22:51.800 you a beautiful tetail and I gave you nothing. But 0:22:51.960 --> 0:22:54.760 I told you you were gay. I'm a huge part 0:22:54.840 --> 0:22:55.560 of your life. 0:22:55.840 --> 0:22:56.000 You know. 0:22:56.720 --> 0:22:58.639 You know what Tony actually did. She looked at me 0:22:58.680 --> 0:23:00.359 one day and she's like, Babe, drop the you're a 0:23:00.440 --> 0:23:03.040 gay man. And I burst into tears, and we hugged 0:23:03.080 --> 0:23:05.320 and we had a grill burger each. 0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:09.520 And then we kiss and then we were very confusing. 0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:11.440 And I was like, you're right, you're right, very confused, 0:23:11.560 --> 0:23:13.760 but it was hot and heavy. She actually did, and 0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:16.040 from that day forward, I just started coming out to 0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:16.680 more and more people. 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:21.440 If you google two fat girls, our paorner actually. 0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:28.560 Come comes up. It's very short. It's very short. All right, Well, 0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:31.159 you know you know what I mean? Yeah, you if 0:23:31.200 --> 0:23:32.399 you don't want to, if you don't want us to 0:23:32.440 --> 0:23:33.800 have you don't want to have us on the show, 0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:34.960 I mean, that's your prerogative. 0:23:35.080 --> 0:23:36.760 We can just pop in. We don't have to do 0:23:36.840 --> 0:23:41.359 a whole like guest takeover one segment or one game. 0:23:41.440 --> 0:23:45.000 You know, you really trying to get in. What about 0:23:46.000 --> 0:23:49.359 you're not live brainstorm? What if we do I do? 0:23:49.600 --> 0:23:52.000 Who's coming for a kappa? And maybe the three of 0:23:52.080 --> 0:23:56.520 you separately, actually, Jenna, three of you separately could pop 0:23:56.600 --> 0:23:58.399 in for a kappa. We could have a kuppa on 0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:02.240 the podcast. Please to call it not my cup of tea. 0:24:03.480 --> 0:24:06.520 Thank you for calling Tony. I appreciate it. She's dropped out. 0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:07.200 Can you hear me? 0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:09.480 Sorry out, she's gone. 0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:12.520 We really didn't settle whether we're doing a quick. 0:24:12.840 --> 0:24:13.399 Get anywhere with it. 0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:14.480 She was very rude. 0:24:14.560 --> 0:24:17.240 She's very rudespecial, you know what. I was quite defensive 0:24:17.240 --> 0:24:19.119 for you, to be honest, just when I was upset 0:24:19.160 --> 0:24:19.320 with it. 0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:21.879 We go way back, guys, it's fine, there's no one. 0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:25.560 Please don't go go coming to Tony. Tony and I 0:24:25.600 --> 0:24:27.560 are very very close best friends. And she did tell 0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:28.520 me I was go. That's very true. 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:30.240 I never knew that. Sorry, that's crazy. 0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:34.200 Yeah, it is very true. Anyway, stand by for the 0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:36.840 update on Tony Lodge. Right now. We have an update 0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:39.439 to give you. Come on, baby, you know you got 0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:44.200 of her, so I actually have an update to give. Wow, 0:24:44.480 --> 0:24:46.199 what a rollercoaster of emotions this has been. 0:24:46.320 --> 0:24:48.760 It's been quite the saga. Yeah, I think it was 0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:51.160 episode thirty seven we decided we wanted to get into 0:24:51.200 --> 0:24:54.800 a newspaper. Episode thirty eight we ended up on fucking television. 0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:57.680 Me being a stubborn little bitch, I still wasn't happy 0:24:57.760 --> 0:24:59.119 with that, and I said, I want to get in 0:24:59.160 --> 0:25:01.560 the local paper. And then you made it your mission, 0:25:01.600 --> 0:25:02.480 and it's happened. 0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:05.399 Let me tell you, it really was easy to get it. 0:25:05.520 --> 0:25:07.600 And then once I had it, they just would not 0:25:07.760 --> 0:25:10.000 publish it the amount of edit notes. So that went 0:25:10.040 --> 0:25:11.160 between me and the forest body. 0:25:11.480 --> 0:25:13.760 What's it called advocate, the parks Champion. 0:25:13.480 --> 0:25:17.080 Parks Champion post and back and forth, back and forth. 0:25:17.160 --> 0:25:19.639 But it's finally here today, and Mitch, I'm going to 0:25:19.680 --> 0:25:21.879 award you. Do you remember what you said when you 0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:26.399 started this entire thing? You said, all I want is 0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:28.640 to be able to cut out an article to give 0:25:28.640 --> 0:25:29.840 it to my grandma. Shows you can put it on 0:25:29.880 --> 0:25:30.280 a fridge. 0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:32.280 Would they would cut it out themselves in their own 0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:33.040 copy of the paperback. 0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:36.879 Essentially, I've got your pair of scissors. Oh God, I 0:25:37.119 --> 0:25:37.920 love you to cut it out. 0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:39.600 Okay, so I'm going to put a photo of this 0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:41.840 on our Instagram at couple of menches. But just so 0:25:41.960 --> 0:25:47.080 everyone knows, I was promised a front page story. We 0:25:47.280 --> 0:25:51.560 are on page two and we have fallen just underneath 0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:56.560 an article about a new demountable class room in Parks. 0:25:57.680 --> 0:25:58.240 Get rid of it. 0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:00.960 But here's a plus we're in. We're not one of 0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:02.760 the shitty black and white pages wearing color. 0:26:02.880 --> 0:26:04.560 Well, here's the thing, right, so you're cutting it out, 0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:05.760 tell me when it's cut. 0:26:07.160 --> 0:26:09.440 Okay. Are you going to sit in silence waiting? 0:26:11.640 --> 0:26:11.880 Yeah? 0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:16.760 So I might sick that on my own fridge. 0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:19.000 Can you read it? Because some people didn't actually get 0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:20.879 to see it, we haven't put it up anywhere yet. 0:26:20.880 --> 0:26:21.520 So do you want to read it? 0:26:21.600 --> 0:26:22.439 Do you want me to read it out? 0:26:22.520 --> 0:26:24.200 Yeah? Read it out one time. I'll give you some 0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:25.480 some farm life music. 0:26:29.520 --> 0:26:32.320 I'm also going to put in just some editorial notes 0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:34.200 of my own as I read it out, because there's 0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:36.600 a couple of things in here that I thought, Okay, 0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:37.840 I probably wouldn't have written that. 0:26:38.160 --> 0:26:38.320 Yeah. 0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:41.120 I would also like to add that it's very weird 0:26:41.160 --> 0:26:44.680 because this whole article is essentially about me. They're coming 0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:47.600 at it from the angle of a local boy. Mitchell 0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:49.960 kumbs this Mitchell Combs that you know him from bogen Gate. 0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:52.560 But they never once spoke to me. 0:26:52.720 --> 0:26:54.000 No, they're all direct quotes from me. 0:26:54.720 --> 0:26:57.359 They interviewed you about me. I was never once like, 0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:59.760 wouldn't you at least approach the person who is kind 0:26:59.800 --> 0:27:01.360 of here it's straight from the horses mouth. 0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:03.320 I offered that I even gave him your email. I 0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:05.320 thought they would, and they were like, if any in 0:27:05.320 --> 0:27:06.920 the interview is more about me than it is you, 0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:07.960 it's very weird. 0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:12.560 Anyway, here it is old Tan Road five second rule. 0:27:12.880 --> 0:27:14.480 Yeah, ready get rid of it. 0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:18.080 Okay, that's all the music we have Bogan Gates. Mitchell 0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:21.240 Coombs is still at his hilarious best, co hosting a 0:27:21.320 --> 0:27:25.520 podcast that is quickly gaining a cult following Coombs hosts 0:27:25.680 --> 0:27:28.160 Is It Just Me with Mitchell Churi, and the pair 0:27:28.240 --> 0:27:31.480 recently appeared on Studio ten to promote their show, Is 0:27:31.520 --> 0:27:35.320 That All. Both hosts work at the hugely successful commercial 0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:39.600 FM station in Sydney, Kiss Fm. Coombs on the Kyle 0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:42.359 and Jackie Oh Joe and Churi as the host of 0:27:42.480 --> 0:27:44.960 the national night show. You had to throw that in there, didn't. 0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:46.280 You, they asked, she said, she said, I won't put 0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:48.840 this with say your job title, guit. 0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:52.760 Emphasis, I'm Talented's not even a national show, by the way, 0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:54.879 it's in every market that kisses nationally. 0:27:55.040 --> 0:27:58.520 They didn't see market there is The sad thing is 0:27:58.560 --> 0:28:00.359 you know I told them all about you, sir may 0:28:00.520 --> 0:28:01.280 Let You're worft you out. 0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:04.639 We have a quote. The podcast is something we do 0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:08.200 in our spare time, and it's absolutely blown up, says Chury. 0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:13.560 The podcast, available on a number of platforms, gets between 0:28:13.800 --> 0:28:16.800 thirty thousand to forty thousand listens a month, and it's 0:28:16.880 --> 0:28:20.680 widely acclaimed by its listeners, rated four point nine out 0:28:20.720 --> 0:28:24.719 of five on the platform. Now, firstly, we are now 0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:26.760 five out of five. Very annoying that they looked at 0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:29.720 our reviews last week yep. And also, where the fuck 0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:32.520 did you pull that flat? I made them up thirty 0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:35.760 to forty thousand listens a month. I don't actually know 0:28:35.880 --> 0:28:37.680 how many listeners we get a month, but I just 0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:38.760 don't think that's. 0:28:38.640 --> 0:28:40.880 Accurac We are we close to that, sure we would 0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:41.320 be closed. 0:28:41.440 --> 0:28:44.680 It depends because if you wanted to really factor in reach, 0:28:45.480 --> 0:28:49.200 like our TikTok videos get thousands, and then we upload, 0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:53.320 We upload the small teasers for each episode, sample segments. 0:28:53.400 --> 0:28:56.520 They get their own listeners, and then there's the full 0:28:56.560 --> 0:29:00.240 show listeners our favorites obviously, and so when you tell 0:29:00.280 --> 0:29:02.320 it altogether, it would be quite a few. 0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:04.680 But I don't know if that's you. You know what 0:29:04.800 --> 0:29:07.040 I could have just said between ninety and ninety three 0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:08.600 listeners and the country listeners would have gone. 0:29:11.320 --> 0:29:13.360 They wouldn't have questioned it if you said six million. 0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:17.480 Why I know we beat the block. 0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:22.320 Mitchell hosts the enormously popular Joe Rogan podcast Good On. 0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:26.960 Him, Carrying On? Is It just me? Is a podcast 0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:30.160 chronicling you know? That was the word, chronicling two young 0:29:30.240 --> 0:29:33.600 adults as they navigate life, taking listeners through the rude 0:29:33.640 --> 0:29:36.640 shocks one might expect to find in young adulthood. 0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:37.840 Quote. 0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:41.000 We like to think of ourselves as the closest thing 0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:44.920 to a radio show without actually being on radio, right, 0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:46.120 Is that what you tell them? 0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:47.280 That's exactly what I said. 0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:49.680 I'm constantly telling you this isn't a radio show, Barb. 0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:54.120 It's the podcast clinging on to We are the show. 0:29:54.320 --> 0:29:56.960 The kids are streaming through their air pods in the 0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:59.760 back of the car while their parents listen to talk back, 0:30:00.400 --> 0:30:04.840 says Cheery. I like that the podcast drops every Sunday night. Hey, 0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:09.720 that's that's a secret. We tell our loyal listeners that 0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:11.400 it's up Sunday night, but we tell all the other 0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:12.840 plubs that it's every Monday morning. 0:30:13.120 --> 0:30:14.240 Let's give Forbes one thing. 0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:18.760 Although they're not in drought, they're not. Oh my god, 0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:21.280 you shouldn't see the thriving green past is back home. 0:30:21.960 --> 0:30:23.920 They had too much rain last night, that the crops 0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:26.560 were damaged. I was like, there's some irony. Oh god, no, 0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:29.560 first they didn't grow, and now they've grown, been pelted 0:30:29.600 --> 0:30:30.440 by too much rain. 0:30:30.520 --> 0:30:31.240 Now they're bruised. 0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:35.160 Anyway, the podcast drops every Sunday night. I read that bit, 0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:39.240 stream the podcast online and follow a couple of mitches 0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:42.840 on social media to get your fix of hilarious young 0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:47.360 adult commentary. There we go, There it is. We made 0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:51.200 it in all honesty that if that copy was approved 0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:53.120 by you, you did a pretty good job. Actually the 0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:55.240 stats are a bit whack, but no worries. They're not 0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:56.360 exactly doing his harm, are they. 0:30:56.400 --> 0:30:59.560 The only issue is initially it wasn't approved. 0:31:00.720 --> 0:31:02.800 So I've been told and this is this is the 0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:05.960 the big reveal, because I was mortified when you said 0:31:06.080 --> 0:31:10.680 I actually sent in a particular photo in the original 0:31:10.760 --> 0:31:13.040 pitch that they refuse. They knocked it back and they 0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:15.280 were like, no, we can't, we can't print that. 0:31:15.800 --> 0:31:17.520 This is personally my favorite photo. 0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:19.239 Now, so you're across this ship too. 0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:20.000 I'm across the. 0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:22.000 Approval I needed, and she needed to get me a 0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:24.960 HDP and G copy because they needed all these dimensions. 0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:26.880 So I went to generally to help. Now this is 0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:29.440 a photo publicly available of Mitchell Combs. There's no issue 0:31:29.520 --> 0:31:32.320 okay about that. It's not ugly photo of you're going, yeah, 0:31:32.320 --> 0:31:35.160 you're formal, because that's that's a ship gutter comedy. 0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:36.920 On the I thought it was going to be some 0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:38.880 sort of photo of me wasted. 0:31:40.960 --> 0:31:44.080 Now that someone does to stitch up a mate. We 0:31:44.200 --> 0:31:48.880 don't do that. Ship here an overshop. We are top 0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:51.960 not humor. So what I did was the photo that 0:31:52.000 --> 0:31:54.680 I originally sent and past it you. Now I've printed 0:31:54.680 --> 0:31:55.960 it out on an a four piece of paper. 0:31:56.080 --> 0:31:58.000 I've printed it Mitchell Coombs. 0:31:58.040 --> 0:32:03.840 This is a photo that they didn't for God's sake, 0:32:04.000 --> 0:32:08.560 it's of Mitchell Coombs, the famed homosexual psychic to the stars. 0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:11.320 The psychic from the Morning Show has an E in 0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:12.040 his last name. 0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:17.040 I sent that and they and he said, are you serious? 0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:22.920 Celebrity psychic from Channel seven? He's got the similar features, 0:32:23.000 --> 0:32:25.520 you know, brown hair, brown eyes, a little bit flamboy. 0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:29.120 What the fin that? It's true, it's so far, it's so, 0:32:29.240 --> 0:32:31.840 it's not that far removed from what you actually are. Like, well, 0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:34.400 why did you do me? And said homage? Have you 0:32:34.480 --> 0:32:38.320 attached the correct image? And then I replied back just 0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:42.160 saying yes, And then she came back with homage, when 0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:43.920 we print a photo in the paper, we need to 0:32:44.080 --> 0:32:47.840 ensure quality. And I was just like, no, it's not him. 0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:50.400 I freaked out. Hi, I'm gonna give you south. So 0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:54.760 I tried and tried to get Mitchell Coombs, famed homosexual 0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:56.760 celebrity psychic, but. 0:32:56.840 --> 0:32:59.040 No, I'm pretty sure they would know the difference. I 0:32:59.080 --> 0:33:01.840 think Mitchell Kumbs may have actually done some psychic gigs 0:33:01.880 --> 0:33:04.760 at the Parks Leagues Club. Really, yeah, I'm seeing a 0:33:04.800 --> 0:33:06.480 poster once when I was a teenager being like, what 0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:07.440 the fuck that's my name? 0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:10.080 Yeah, and that's I really did try to fall them. 0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:13.320 Let him believe it. Fucking hell, hold it up, put 0:33:13.360 --> 0:33:14.720 it out next to yourself. I can't want to get 0:33:14.760 --> 0:33:16.480 the podcast just for me. 0:33:18.200 --> 0:33:21.680 You can google Mitchell Koomb's Psychic and you'll see the resemblance. 0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:22.280 Randolph. 0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:25.240 Would you like an update on my mission to get 0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:26.320 you and your newsletter? 0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:26.640 Yes? 0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:28.959 Because, to be honest, you have not been anywhere near 0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:29.920 successful as I've been. 0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:30.200 No. 0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:31.840 I mean, you didn't get me on the front page, 0:33:31.840 --> 0:33:34.240 but you did get me in the paper. I've bailed 0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:35.080 out at this point, you. 0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:38.120 Give it up. Yeah, mind's a newsletter, for God's sake, 0:33:38.160 --> 0:33:39.520 It's not even commercial print. 0:33:39.640 --> 0:33:42.200 Do you want to know how intimidating your school is 0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:45.160 why it's a public school? They were so snarky. 0:33:45.400 --> 0:33:47.760 Really, Yeah, maybe because you gave him a fake name. 0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:50.720 Well, this is the thing I called on this show, 0:33:51.320 --> 0:33:54.160 and I was like, Hi, it's Teres Benson, Mitch's manager. 0:33:55.400 --> 0:33:58.360 And then I had to commit. They gave me an 0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:01.480 email a just remember, and so I sent them the 0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:04.600 email with a new account that I made toes Benson 0:34:04.640 --> 0:34:08.160 at gmail dot com or maybe to Rese Benson management 0:34:08.200 --> 0:34:11.120 or some shit, and I sent it to them because 0:34:11.520 --> 0:34:14.040 someone actually called me someone from the school, and I 0:34:14.160 --> 0:34:16.279 was like, Hi, just following up. What's the Let's just 0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:18.560 give him a fake name, Roger I don't know. I 0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:21.120 was like, Hi, can you please give me a direct 0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:24.680 line to Roger? And they replied, you can reach Roger 0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:26.840 this address. They didn't sign it, they didn't tell me 0:34:26.880 --> 0:34:27.399 who was writing. 0:34:27.400 --> 0:34:27.440 It. 0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:29.160 Could have just been some receptionists. It could have been 0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:34.920 the principle I don't know. And I was like, oh, okay, Hi, Roger, 0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:36.920 I'm just following up on the phone call. Are you 0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:38.759 happy for me to shoot through some information for the 0:34:38.800 --> 0:34:41.480 newsletter here? And they replied, we will forward it to 0:34:41.560 --> 0:34:43.839 Roger once you give us the information. Like they were 0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:45.759 keeping a bloody barrier between me and Roger. 0:34:46.000 --> 0:34:46.440 Interesting. 0:34:46.920 --> 0:34:51.120 And then at this point my conscience was like, this 0:34:51.320 --> 0:34:54.920 is wrong. You have made a catfish email address and 0:34:55.040 --> 0:34:58.400 you were emailing an education institute, and so I just 0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:01.719 dropped it. Yeah, okay, they did follow up, but I 0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:02.640 just I can't. 0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:02.920 You know what. 0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:05.320 That's okay, that's okay, but I'm not giving up my quest. 0:35:05.360 --> 0:35:07.440 I want to be featured in something so we can 0:35:07.520 --> 0:35:10.600 drop the school. I was a star water polo player. 0:35:10.600 --> 0:35:13.239 You can contact the Southern Shire, Sydney East Water Polo Club. 0:35:13.800 --> 0:35:14.520 What are they gonna do? 0:35:14.760 --> 0:35:17.560 Yeah, ex terrible water polo player now on radio. 0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:19.080 But where are they going to put that information? 0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:23.040 I don't have a pool noticeboard. I don't know. 0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:26.440 That's gonna be really hard to pull those drings. How 0:35:26.440 --> 0:35:27.960 the fuck do I find out who's in charge of 0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:30.160 tacking shit to the noticeboard at your pool? 0:35:30.160 --> 0:35:32.239 Why don't I just do it for myself? I can 0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:33.440 hustle hard for myself. 0:35:33.480 --> 0:35:36.120 May as well, Yeah, I might just leave it to 0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:40.360 the expert then, because okay, yeah, I like my conscience 0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:42.080 wouldn't let me take it any further than that. 0:35:42.239 --> 0:35:44.279 So it just followed me the email and I can 0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:46.320 pick it up from where you left off. I'll be 0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:48.920 Susan Sarandon, whatever her name is. I'll take it from there. 0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:51.160 Well, I don't use the fake email. That's so wrong. 0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:53.960 You know, Hey from at Mitchell Churing at gmail dot com. 0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:57.560 I've got a story about a young boy. Yeah, like suspicious. 0:35:57.640 --> 0:35:59.399 That's fine. I'll take it from me. Thank you for trying, 0:36:00.000 --> 0:36:01.560 that's fine. And Jenna was still trying to get you 0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:06.200 into the Equestrian Daily anything. They've denied the request multiple 0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:08.279 times thanks to listening to the show this week. Thank 0:36:08.280 --> 0:36:10.880 if you Tony Lives are coming on. It really was 0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:12.200 a bit of fun. And if you want to leave 0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:15.239 a review and potentially get featured five stars or why 0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:16.319 bobble listening. 0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:20.120 Now listen here guys. Next week, very big week on 0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:20.600 the show. 0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:21.000 Yeah. 0:36:21.560 --> 0:36:24.040 So I was looking at the calendar trying to figure 0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:27.840 out when our one year anniversary of launching this podcast is, 0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:31.400 and it is, Oh god, I'm completely forgotten. It's the 0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:36.600 alcohol the fourth of October. So the episode will drop 0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:41.240 on that day, but we record midweek on the thirtieth, 0:36:41.280 --> 0:36:43.160 which is your birthday. It is my birth so it's 0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:46.360 going to be a double whammy celebration episode. It's going 0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:48.760 to be our one year anniversary and your birthday. 0:36:48.800 --> 0:36:51.239 Oh my god. So just can I just come in 0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:52.160 and not plan a thing? 0:36:52.640 --> 0:36:55.399 Well, I was thinking I'd sort out the birthday stuff, okay, 0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:57.960 because I can't do everything. You can sort out the 0:36:57.960 --> 0:36:59.400 one year anniversary celebrations. 0:36:59.520 --> 0:37:01.200 Okay, Well let's not. You know how you get mad 0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:02.440 at me when I plan things on the air and 0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:05.520 I just say things verbal thought, let's discuss it off 0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:07.080 the air. And next week is going to be a 0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:07.799 big buddy shah. 0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:10.920 Yes, please join us the celebrations galore. You might get 0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:11.960 back on the champagne. 0:37:12.080 --> 0:37:13.520 Yeah, oh my god, that'd be great. Maybe I can 0:37:13.560 --> 0:37:15.239 be pissed and join in. I turn up with a 0:37:15.280 --> 0:37:18.719 buddy hydra light. Everyone's fucking drunk the invite. All right, 0:37:18.719 --> 0:37:20.760 we'll see you next week for a very big shot. 0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:25.080 Forward to it. Thanks for listening, guys, is it just me? 0:37:25.760 --> 0:37:28.560 Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your 0:37:28.600 --> 0:37:29.640 podcast app. 0:37:29.840 --> 0:37:31.480 Or follow on Spotify. 0:37:42.760 --> 0:37:45.080 Welcome to a to D Brief. This is the secret 0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:47.640 segment on the end. Don't tell anyone if you're hearing this, 0:37:48.040 --> 0:37:49.120 keep it to your fucking self. 0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:51.319 If you do get it, or what else is going 0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:53.520 on in your life, you have to spoil something. It's 0:37:53.560 --> 0:37:55.359 like that kid in You three that goes san it's 0:37:55.440 --> 0:38:00.520 not real James mckewey. Sorry, that's a Clint pent up 0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:02.040 anger from Brams exactly now. 0:38:02.120 --> 0:38:04.560 So we keep this a secret because it's like, it's 0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:06.520 just a little bit humiliating, it's bloody, it's not no 0:38:06.640 --> 0:38:09.080 best work. We go rogue. That's why it's called a 0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:12.960 d D beef. The ad D is like tension deficit disorder, 0:38:13.000 --> 0:38:15.000 which I've got, Beau, so I can't focus. And then 0:38:15.080 --> 0:38:16.839 d Beef is, you know, shooting the shit. So it's 0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:18.920 completely unscripted, unplanned and. 0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:26.759 In a radio podcast. First activate it's not working, dear, dear, 0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:32.200 it's not working. No, got it hasn't been used in 0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:34.680 a while live tweets activated, So what you do is 0:38:35.120 --> 0:38:37.319 is very hard to organize. We tell people when we're 0:38:37.320 --> 0:38:39.560 recording the podcast, and they tweet in the hope that 0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:42.000 their tweet gets read out live on the podcast. When 0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:43.480 you get it, when we get it. In fact, there 0:38:43.480 --> 0:38:45.799 we go, we receive in an ocasion, got one. Just then? Hi, 0:38:45.960 --> 0:38:48.640 Mitch and Mitch love you on TikTok from ksey Lely Chambers. 0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:49.399 Isn't it nice? 0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:53.200 But the weird thing about these live tweets is that 0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:55.680 they somehow relate to whatever we're talking about, even though 0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:58.480 no one's listening live right now. It's most peculiar. 0:38:58.680 --> 0:38:59.640 Is that weird how that works? 0:39:00.440 --> 0:39:02.040 It's almost like it's fucking impossible. 0:39:02.200 --> 0:39:04.480 Dame Helen Mirren, what does she have to do? I 0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:07.520 think she's tweeted out an image of Christmas cake. She's 0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:11.920 the season, she says, is it mirrorn? But you went 0:39:11.920 --> 0:39:13.400 to Epstein Island anyway. 0:39:14.080 --> 0:39:14.440 Who's this? 0:39:15.280 --> 0:39:16.399 Oh yeah, that's your mother. 0:39:17.000 --> 0:39:17.719 You know what she's saying. 0:39:17.760 --> 0:39:20.359 She bought time to drop me tonight, maybe having dinner 0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:25.080 or something on the wines. Again, So how drunk are you? Two? 0:39:25.160 --> 0:39:25.640 What did you have? 0:39:26.200 --> 0:39:26.359 Oh? 0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:29.960 No, I just had like a couple of champagne or two. Yeah, 0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:31.879 And so it was just like that tipsy where it's 0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:33.879 like whoa. I'm very aware of because there's something about 0:39:33.960 --> 0:39:36.040 being in your workplace that really enhances it. Like when 0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:38.480 you're when you're when you've got alcohol in your system, 0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:41.160 at a place where you're not supposed to have alcohol 0:39:41.200 --> 0:39:43.359 in your system, it hits you way harder. So really, 0:39:43.400 --> 0:39:45.520 I wasn't that drunk. I could fucking if I wasn't 0:39:45.560 --> 0:39:47.000 home too easy, I could dive. 0:39:47.880 --> 0:39:49.759 It's like having fizzy drink in primary school. 0:39:50.360 --> 0:39:52.959 Are you having a full strength pantome? Exactly? But because 0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:55.600 I'm here and I'm sitting down at this ready to podcast, 0:39:55.640 --> 0:39:56.960 I'm like, wow, I'm not usually this. 0:39:57.480 --> 0:39:59.479 Yeah, I feel it's feeling a bit silly. 0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:00.319 Mary. 0:40:00.840 --> 0:40:02.160 Well, you know what, we're on in a really good 0:40:02.160 --> 0:40:04.759 mood today, no fights, no arguments. The only person we 0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:09.799 fought with was body one trick, Tony Ratshit Barstard. Yeah, 0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:13.719 she's lovely, guys. It's my birthday next week. I know, 0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:16.080 can't believe I'm twenty five. I feel like the quarter 0:40:16.120 --> 0:40:17.840 life crisis is looming. 0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:22.560 Is that when people know it's it's midlife crisis, when 0:40:22.560 --> 0:40:24.799 they start doing tragic shit? Is there a quarter life 0:40:24.840 --> 0:40:27.720 crisis thing that people do where they like start making 0:40:27.920 --> 0:40:30.680 weird purchases and making tragic fashion choices. 0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:34.920 I've been doing that since gosh. 0:40:35.840 --> 0:40:38.880 I was actually talking to your boyfriend about what I 0:40:38.920 --> 0:40:41.040 should get you, and he made a very valid point, 0:40:41.080 --> 0:40:45.000 which is he's very fucking difficult to buy for because 0:40:45.000 --> 0:40:46.600 if he wants something, he just gets it. 0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:51.480 And I was like that. My the new Apple watch 0:40:51.640 --> 0:40:53.640 came out one about three days ago. 0:40:53.920 --> 0:40:55.920 Call me old fashion, but it looks the fucking same 0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:56.600 as your old one. 0:40:56.680 --> 0:41:00.640 Now it reads my blood oxygen level, which actually gave 0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:03.360 me alert for today. It's like mirror mirror. I'm like, 0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:05.960 what's going on? It's like blood oxygen level low? I 0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:07.960 was like, what would I fucking breathe into my arm? 0:41:08.040 --> 0:41:11.560 Like what do I do? Apparently, so measure. I'm going 0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:13.000 to read it right now, and let's I'm going to 0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:14.839 read everyone's, but I'm going to start mine. 0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:16.800 I don't want to do this because I don't know 0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:18.440 what a good blood oxygen level is. 0:41:18.520 --> 0:41:22.080 Can you go, Jenna, average adult blood oxygen level? 0:41:22.400 --> 0:41:26.960 So is it five millimeters? Sweating on the millimeters because 0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:31.279 it says normal oxygen is approximately seventy five to one 0:41:31.400 --> 0:41:33.520 hundred millimeters of mercury. 0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:38.880 On my ear and it's me and it's not adjustable. 0:41:38.920 --> 0:41:41.560 It's silicohen that would go? 0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:44.359 That would what the hell fit your ankle? You can 0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:48.640 wear that around your neck? Is a choker? Mine was 0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:53.200 ninety six start three two one. 0:41:55.600 --> 0:42:01.440 Unsuccessful reading, unsuccessful measurement. Glad you fucking spledged on this watch? 0:42:01.800 --> 0:42:02.400 Can I have it? 0:42:02.520 --> 0:42:06.240 Go? Not that I would have gotten you that anyway, 0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:06.920 even if you asked for it. 0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:09.480 So what have you been talking to? My beautiful partner? 0:42:09.560 --> 0:42:10.480 Please be ambiguous? 0:42:11.160 --> 0:42:13.279 I was talking to your gay boyfriend about what I 0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:14.239 should get you for? About that? 0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:14.560 Oh? 0:42:14.680 --> 0:42:18.480 Fuck, Delta Gudrum's calling? What Delta Goodrum's calling? I have 0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:19.399 an interview for my shirt. 0:42:19.680 --> 0:42:21.440 Oh I thought you were doing the life Delta kid? 0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:24.960 Can I talk to Just have to cut this out. 0:42:25.200 --> 0:42:28.600 I'll fast thought through your radio interview. But I need 0:42:28.640 --> 0:42:30.360 to tell us something. I'm serious, No, I need to 0:42:30.360 --> 0:42:31.920 tell her something. I'm serius. Think I can't miss this 0:42:31.960 --> 0:42:33.920 opportunity to let me talk told. 0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:37.080 Yes, I'll do it the very end. I can do 0:42:37.120 --> 0:42:39.960 the chat first, say hi, shut up, yeah, if you need, 0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:48.680 if you must, Hello, Hey, Delta, how are you? I'm good? 0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:49.080 How are you? 0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:55.160 I'm so good? Hey, I love you. There's someone else 0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:56.719 who loves you. He's on the team. I just really 0:42:56.760 --> 0:42:58.759 want to quickly do this. His name is Mitch as Well. 0:42:58.840 --> 0:43:01.000 Funnily enough is that if I put him through. He 0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:04.239 works on the team at nights. Yeah, Mitch, Hey, Delta. 0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:04.480 How are you. 0:43:05.400 --> 0:43:06.239 I'm good? How are you? 0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:08.879 I'm very well. I'm so sorry to bar Jin. Mitch 0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:11.160 just mentioned to me when I happened to be in 0:43:11.200 --> 0:43:12.920 the room, Oh I'm chatting at Delta goodroom, and I 0:43:13.000 --> 0:43:16.360 was like, I can't miss this opportunity to bring something 0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:18.879 up that happened a few years ago, A near miss. 0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:21.880 If you will, do you remember in twenty thirteen you 0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:25.680 were a coach on the Voice and your finalist was 0:43:25.800 --> 0:43:29.600 Celia Pavey, now known as Via Blue Blue. Yeah, yep, yep, 0:43:29.760 --> 0:43:34.279 so do you remember visiting her high school by any chance, Yes, 0:43:34.440 --> 0:43:38.000 of course. So I went to that high school all 0:43:38.080 --> 0:43:39.840 the way out in the middle of nowhere, in Forbes 0:43:40.000 --> 0:43:43.480 Red ben Catholic College, and we were told that's right. 0:43:43.520 --> 0:43:45.480 We were told Delta Goodman's flying in and out. 0:43:45.520 --> 0:43:47.040 This would have been a little dnny plant. 0:43:47.120 --> 0:43:51.200 I was beside myself because for context, being a Delta 0:43:51.280 --> 0:43:53.960 good Room fan since I was like five, maybe even younger. 0:43:54.640 --> 0:43:58.120 But guess what, as luck would have it, Delta I 0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:03.560 was on a bloody excursion elsewhere. Oh no, I can't 0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:06.840 actually put into words like reliving it now. I'm remembering 0:44:07.000 --> 0:44:10.400 how shattered I was. This ship doesn't happen in the 0:44:10.480 --> 0:44:12.080 country when you live in the middle of nowhere. Your 0:44:12.080 --> 0:44:16.200 favorite celebrity just arrived at your school. I was devastated 0:44:16.280 --> 0:44:18.839 that I didn't meet. This is your excursion? Where did 0:44:18.880 --> 0:44:19.239 you go to? 0:44:19.280 --> 0:44:21.160 Do you remember that dish or something? 0:44:21.880 --> 0:44:25.000 It was a religious retreat at a sport and rec 0:44:25.040 --> 0:44:27.680 camp in Wogga Wogga. So many things in that sentence. 0:44:29.400 --> 0:44:31.680 So we didn't get to cross paths on that day. 0:44:32.000 --> 0:44:34.880 No, you bloody played the piano and sang it assembly. 0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:37.080 They tried to skype us in at the Sport and 0:44:37.160 --> 0:44:39.520 Rec camp. But as you know, the country internet is, 0:44:39.800 --> 0:44:42.319 we couldn't even connect vire Skype. It was just devastating. 0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:44.400 I got back to school, got off the bus and 0:44:44.480 --> 0:44:46.800 I was like, I'm breathing the same air that Delta 0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:51.719 Gudrin breathed. It was just the worst. Oh me, I'm 0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:52.480 so sorry. 0:44:52.640 --> 0:44:54.920 Well, I'm happy to you to speak today, and I'm 0:44:54.960 --> 0:44:57.960 sure with running in and out of KIS, I'll be 0:44:58.040 --> 0:44:59.480 able to come and give you a big hugg at 0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:06.720 some point exactly right, elbow and elbow bum please my natural, 0:45:07.800 --> 0:45:11.120 that's fine. We'll have some gloves. Well. We love you, 0:45:11.360 --> 0:45:13.399 Thank you. She's finally vented that the amount of times 0:45:13.440 --> 0:45:14.480 he's told me that story. 0:45:14.960 --> 0:45:16.080 Closure, Thank you, Delta. 0:45:16.239 --> 0:45:20.279 He can sleep easy at night, camera running the camera, 0:45:20.440 --> 0:45:22.960 running the camera. He's me but slim and got long hair. Ready, 0:45:23.000 --> 0:45:29.680 Look up there, Hi, Hello, We love you, honest to god. 0:45:29.760 --> 0:45:31.200 We we'll spin solid gold. 0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:32.640 As much as I wants to stay high. 0:45:32.800 --> 0:45:42.160 I'll produce Jenna quickly say hi you time. Delta's got 0:45:42.200 --> 0:45:45.359 a business schedule. I'll hold on Delta. The cleaner. Sam 0:45:45.440 --> 0:45:51.600 wants to come in. Absolutely God, Delta's gotta go. We 0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:55.800 love you. Solid Gold guys is out now, go stream 0:45:55.960 --> 0:45:58.040 download you'll hear at twenty four to seven here at 0:45:58.080 --> 0:46:00.800 Kiss Fam. You're a star. You we can't wait for 0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:03.640 what's next. And thank you for constantly bringing positivity and 0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:06.160 light and energy into our world. You're You're incredible, So 0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:11.040 thank you, thank you, thank you. All Right, we'll talk 0:46:11.080 --> 0:46:13.200 in a bit, Okay, all right, all right, be good, 0:46:13.400 --> 0:46:14.040 we'll sweat. 0:46:22.719 --> 0:46:23.239 That was cute. 0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:26.280 Julia Morris made that same joke Mitch Squid. 0:46:26.360 --> 0:46:29.000 Yeah, have we missed that opportunity for potential branding? 0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:31.440 No, because I'm pretty sure that was like the first 0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:33.640 thing you ever suggested to me when we were toying 0:46:33.680 --> 0:46:35.759 with the idea of a podcast, and I said, nope, Yeah, 0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:36.520 that sucks. 0:46:36.560 --> 0:46:37.279 You're like, I got it. 0:46:38.280 --> 0:46:43.120 I thought long and hard, long and hard square, I've 0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:44.600 got the name this is. 0:46:44.719 --> 0:46:47.480 So I'm going to fucking start hanging around this studio 0:46:47.600 --> 0:46:51.240 more often. The amount of interviews we've gotten by accident. 0:46:51.400 --> 0:46:53.520 We've got Julia Morris and Delta Goodtram. 0:46:53.560 --> 0:46:55.920 Now Paul Haydenly, this will be so jealous every time 0:46:55.960 --> 0:46:57.400 I've got an interview at home, because I've got the 0:46:57.400 --> 0:46:59.239 home studio too. He's like, can I come and talk 0:46:59.280 --> 0:46:59.840 to Marshmallow? 0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:00.279 No? 0:47:00.600 --> 0:47:03.759 Fuck off. Also, Hayden is very upset. He really wants 0:47:03.800 --> 0:47:06.920 to be on the podcast on now Yeah, and I say, well, 0:47:07.200 --> 0:47:12.560 oh well pictures an idea. Yes, he gets upset. Especially 0:47:12.600 --> 0:47:14.839 we've had Sam on. Who's you know? I've had Sam 0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:16.640 on to play. He played his dad's vinyl? Remember his dad? 0:47:16.680 --> 0:47:17.440 He came on a play. 0:47:18.920 --> 0:47:23.080 Yeah, and it's been Father's Day. Do you reckon? Sam's 0:47:23.120 --> 0:47:24.040 played his dad that? 0:47:24.239 --> 0:47:25.439 Oh my god? 0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:28.840 Oh look in the system. If you're a new listener, 0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:30.680 there's a guy in our office. Sam. We brought him 0:47:30.719 --> 0:47:33.920 in because he found out that his dad used to 0:47:34.000 --> 0:47:38.600 be a Paris chart topper decades ago and his music 0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:40.920 is just nowhere to be found. He's somehow managed to 0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:44.520 track down this vinyl in an old antique shop overseas, 0:47:44.640 --> 0:47:47.680 managed to digitally restore it, and then he played it 0:47:47.719 --> 0:47:49.319 to us on the podcast, said that he was going 0:47:49.400 --> 0:47:52.000 to play it to his dad. Have you found the song? 0:47:52.160 --> 0:47:53.080 No, it's not in here. 0:47:53.760 --> 0:47:56.040 Fuck. I think it was called I wrote me a song. 0:47:56.719 --> 0:47:58.480 Would you have written that? Or would you have written. 0:47:59.239 --> 0:48:01.920 I've called it? Did Jim Grab? I might have made 0:48:01.920 --> 0:48:04.560 it something ambiguous. I don't fucking know. 0:48:06.360 --> 0:48:09.399 Oh I found it fair I think is this it? Yeah? 0:48:09.560 --> 0:48:10.200 This is the one? 0:48:10.680 --> 0:48:14.480 Yeah? So I didn't actually have headphones on. Yeah, that's it. 0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:17.640 So this is the song. Sam's dad may went top 0:48:17.719 --> 0:48:20.319 ten allegedly and it just disappeared. 0:48:20.600 --> 0:48:22.239 He had no way of listening to it, and then 0:48:22.239 --> 0:48:24.200 he tracked it down, digitally, restored it, and. 0:48:24.200 --> 0:48:25.759 Then for Father's Day he was going to play it 0:48:25.840 --> 0:48:28.279 to him. So that event has happened. How selfish of me. 0:48:28.360 --> 0:48:29.840 I have never asked for an update. 0:48:30.200 --> 0:48:31.359 He did you go and find Sam? 0:48:32.280 --> 0:48:33.200 I've been here the whole time. 0:48:34.920 --> 0:48:36.000 Should we go and find Sam? 0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:41.080 Can you open that door and I'll just yell I 0:48:41.120 --> 0:48:44.520 don't want to get out, I'll get up. Hold on 0:48:44.680 --> 0:48:55.720 opened the door Sam. Yeah. I was happy with our method, 0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:56.840 just quietly. 0:48:57.239 --> 0:48:59.040 No, I think he would have quit my round there. 0:49:01.160 --> 0:49:04.920 Could you hear it yelling say there we go, some 0:49:05.239 --> 0:49:06.760 child yelling we were. 0:49:08.560 --> 0:49:09.320 We need an update. 0:49:10.000 --> 0:49:12.200 We were just talking. I don't even remember how that 0:49:12.280 --> 0:49:14.320 came up. That's what AD briefs about, isn't it. We 0:49:14.400 --> 0:49:18.280 were just talking about the fact that this, Yes, Mike's 0:49:18.320 --> 0:49:23.200 not on what number that was three? By the way, 0:49:23.400 --> 0:49:26.879 someone in our Injurant Idiot's Facebook group wrote, get Sam 0:49:26.960 --> 0:49:29.759 one more often. I love the accent. It's just such 0:49:29.800 --> 0:49:30.399 a nice voice. 0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:35.400 This song, this song, oh yeah special. 0:49:35.520 --> 0:49:35.680 Yeah. 0:49:36.680 --> 0:49:39.000 So I remember you were talking about how Hayden's jealous 0:49:39.080 --> 0:49:41.319 that he's never been on the podcast we had Sam, 0:49:41.520 --> 0:49:41.879 We drag. 0:49:43.840 --> 0:49:45.719 We never got an update on the Father's Day gift. 0:49:45.760 --> 0:49:47.040 Has your father heard this song? 0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:50.360 He has a fun fat Before I heard you screaming, 0:49:50.440 --> 0:49:54.360 I was literally just on the phone to my he 0:49:54.880 --> 0:49:58.279 well he was fine, of course he was. And uh, 0:49:59.000 --> 0:50:02.719 this Father's Day I went to Coffs Harbors specifically to 0:50:02.840 --> 0:50:04.919 give him this song. I wanted to go the extra 0:50:05.040 --> 0:50:08.200 mile and maybe like get a like USB printed or something. 0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:08.719 I didn't do that. 0:50:08.800 --> 0:50:10.319 I just gave it to him on like a flash drive. 0:50:11.880 --> 0:50:15.440 I imagined you like getting some really like fancy copy, 0:50:15.600 --> 0:50:16.520 may like a CD. 0:50:16.920 --> 0:50:19.840 I looked into that. 0:50:20.280 --> 0:50:23.120 I didn't want to spend the walking onto. 0:50:22.960 --> 0:50:27.640 The plane with this big yeah, ready. 0:50:27.440 --> 0:50:28.319 To perform life. 0:50:28.440 --> 0:50:30.080 But you have a vinyl of it, right, that's how 0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:30.680 you restored it? 0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:30.960 Yeah? 0:50:31.040 --> 0:50:31.560 Yeah, exactly. 0:50:32.600 --> 0:50:32.799 Yeah. 0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:35.279 So anyway, I did finally play this to him and 0:50:35.440 --> 0:50:35.960 how many. 0:50:35.880 --> 0:50:38.160 Years had it been since he had heard his own music. 0:50:38.239 --> 0:50:42.680 I think it was maybe thirty eight I think so. Yeah, yeah, 0:50:43.120 --> 0:50:45.000 thirty eight years since I heard it. Now, my dad 0:50:45.200 --> 0:50:49.000 has a community radio show, because of course he does, 0:50:49.120 --> 0:50:52.279 of course he does. And I decided, because it was 0:50:52.320 --> 0:50:54.600 going to be content, I had to reveal it to 0:50:54.719 --> 0:51:00.360 him on his show, So live in this tiny, shitty 0:51:00.640 --> 0:51:04.399 mud brick radio studio in my hometown. The station it's 0:51:04.480 --> 0:51:09.080 two triple B FM FM. Yeah, okay, yeah, it's the 0:51:09.120 --> 0:51:11.919 Balancing Chire is number one community station, I'm sure because 0:51:11.920 --> 0:51:12.560 it's the only. 0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:13.759 One that there's no number two. 0:51:13.840 --> 0:51:14.799 That doesn't fucking matter. 0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:19.440 Yeah. So I played the tilm on air and made 0:51:19.440 --> 0:51:21.120 the whole thing of it, played the whole song on air, 0:51:21.400 --> 0:51:24.600 and Little missed the eyed and got all chuffed and 0:51:24.760 --> 0:51:28.200 couldn't put a sentence together like I can't now, and 0:51:28.640 --> 0:51:31.080 it was just yeah, I just warmed my little heart. 0:51:31.200 --> 0:51:32.880 He was chaffed, he was very chaffed. 0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:34.960 But he does have a copy that he can actually 0:51:35.120 --> 0:51:35.719 listen to again. 0:51:35.880 --> 0:51:36.840 Yeah, so now he has it. 0:51:36.920 --> 0:51:37.880 It's on his eye tunes. 0:51:38.400 --> 0:51:41.120 Fuck. I can't imagine that. Wow, hearing that something. I 0:51:41.200 --> 0:51:44.200 imagine someone pain playing our podcast in thirty eight years. Yeah, 0:51:45.040 --> 0:51:46.320 happened long without hearing. 0:51:46.160 --> 0:51:47.880 It, you'll be like, oh that makes me miss me 0:51:48.080 --> 0:51:51.840 after he don't hunt in that tornado twenty seven, I 0:51:51.960 --> 0:51:53.040 miss him? Do you have? 0:51:53.480 --> 0:51:56.480 I don't suppose there's like a podcast of the radio show. 0:51:56.560 --> 0:51:58.720 Was there a voice memo by the same or something. 0:51:58.920 --> 0:52:01.480 I'm like, yeah, my dad has it, but I don't know. 0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:03.160 It's going to be like fetch I want to hear this. 0:52:03.360 --> 0:52:06.239 Yeah, I'd have to get the whole three hour file 0:52:06.320 --> 0:52:12.080 and I have to find it with time. Yeah you can, Yeah, sure. 0:52:12.280 --> 0:52:15.040 Anyway, thanks for coming in, Sam, Thanks very much. 0:52:15.120 --> 0:52:17.080 Is it going to be on Spotify or anything like that? 0:52:17.120 --> 0:52:17.920 Are you gonna upload it? 0:52:18.120 --> 0:52:20.160 No, well we don't know who has the rights, so 0:52:20.239 --> 0:52:21.880 we have to. It will be a whole thing, so 0:52:21.960 --> 0:52:23.560 I have to sort it out. I'll put up on YouTube. 0:52:23.600 --> 0:52:25.560 Are you going to get us suit now because we've 0:52:25.640 --> 0:52:27.280 just podcast probibly? 0:52:27.480 --> 0:52:29.480 Yeah, that's gonna be the thing that brings down. 0:52:32.080 --> 0:52:33.080 And the kind of Gray fans. 0:52:33.200 --> 0:52:33.399 Yeah. 0:52:33.800 --> 0:52:35.680 Anyway, thanks, no worries. 0:52:35.719 --> 0:52:37.960 I just needed enough date. Anyway you got you got 0:52:38.040 --> 0:52:38.840 miss the Idle love it. 0:52:39.040 --> 0:52:39.600 That's very nice. 0:52:39.640 --> 0:52:42.600 So nice see Sam, Why hang on? 0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:45.600 Just say something sensible for that one listener that liked this. 0:52:46.520 --> 0:52:49.680 Do you remember her name would have been a Gabby 0:52:49.760 --> 0:52:50.160 or a Becky. 0:52:51.520 --> 0:52:52.320 Let's say it's Gabby. 0:52:52.400 --> 0:52:54.080 I'll look it up on Endurance. 0:52:54.520 --> 0:52:56.480 Just search, just search, Sam. 0:52:56.880 --> 0:52:58.680 Do you have any Saxon music that you got in 0:52:58.719 --> 0:52:59.120 the background. 0:52:59.160 --> 0:53:00.160 I've got porn music of. 0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:06.520 Course on hand. Back in March, Brianna Saunders wrote, Sam 0:53:06.640 --> 0:53:08.800 needs to be a regular member of the podcast, just 0:53:08.880 --> 0:53:11.160 so I can listen to his stunning voice every Monday. 0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:12.120 Love Heart Eye. 0:53:12.280 --> 0:53:15.280 That'll have to be approved by management. The fourth co host. 0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:17.400 All right, I've got poor music playing. 0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:25.000 Hey, Rianna, I just saw your message on TikTok. I 0:53:25.160 --> 0:53:26.719 just want you to know that I've been thinking about 0:53:26.719 --> 0:53:32.800 you too, and yeah, it's all okay bye, that'll do. 0:53:33.960 --> 0:53:36.080 Get that up here, Banna Sensation. 0:53:36.320 --> 0:53:41.560 That's beautiful. Thanks Sam. How you are? Why don't you 0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:43.319 try a match? You give some something sexy. 0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:46.840 Again, a topic that we've covered on this podcast that 0:53:47.000 --> 0:53:50.040 I don't think I'm very good at talking dirty or sounding. 0:53:49.800 --> 0:53:54.239 Sexy very trip saands left. That was his whip. I 0:53:54.280 --> 0:53:56.239 didn't play, so it would you get? A tweet before? 0:53:56.239 --> 0:53:58.040 That was from Columbia Records. They're sending a cease and 0:53:58.040 --> 0:53:59.960 desist as much very nice. 0:54:00.000 --> 0:54:03.719 Can I do dirty talk? 0:54:03.880 --> 0:54:04.080 Yeah? 0:54:06.560 --> 0:54:07.239 So who? 0:54:07.760 --> 0:54:08.840 But Troth, for those who don't know. 0:54:09.640 --> 0:54:13.200 Is an Australian icon. She's a media conglomerate, a media mastermind, and. 0:54:13.280 --> 0:54:15.400 She was the founding editor of Cleo magazine. 0:54:15.640 --> 0:54:19.160 Correct. She also now is the chairwoman of the ABC, 0:54:19.320 --> 0:54:21.200 the Australian broadcast right company. 0:54:21.800 --> 0:54:23.600 She used to be a co host on Thudeo ten. 0:54:23.920 --> 0:54:25.680 Actually I'm gonna get a little audio grab up of 0:54:25.760 --> 0:54:28.280 Ita because I just want people to have a reference. 0:54:28.520 --> 0:54:31.399 She was also the ambassador for Alister. 0:54:31.320 --> 0:54:34.480 With Australia, but she's forgotten about it. Look up, look up, 0:54:34.520 --> 0:54:35.120 ask iter. 0:54:35.960 --> 0:54:36.880 Oh yeah, I remember. 0:54:36.920 --> 0:54:39.960 This is my favorite segment on We're Just. 0:54:39.960 --> 0:54:42.759 A Real Studio Tenie. Apparently if COSI saw this and 0:54:42.840 --> 0:54:45.320 he's like, I don't like me, here we go. This 0:54:45.480 --> 0:54:46.160 is ask eer. 0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:58.400 Our first question this morning comes from Dannyello, who is 0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:01.240 horrified by the behavior of a mum at her daughter's 0:55:01.280 --> 0:55:04.600 ballet concert. She says, dear writer. Straight after the show, 0:55:04.719 --> 0:55:06.719 one of the moms told me that my daughter is 0:55:06.840 --> 0:55:10.920 flat footed and should consider it tap so as not 0:55:11.080 --> 0:55:14.320 to let the ensemble down. I was gobsmacked. Now I 0:55:14.480 --> 0:55:18.200 am fuming. The children are nine, What should I do? 0:55:19.880 --> 0:55:22.560 Danniel? That was appalling. 0:55:22.719 --> 0:55:24.719 I was appalling behavior from the other mother. 0:55:25.440 --> 0:55:28.440 You know, I think you need to be very direct. 0:55:28.920 --> 0:55:31.640 What I want you to do is with a smile 0:55:32.200 --> 0:55:36.040 and making sure that your little girl and her daughter 0:55:36.120 --> 0:55:38.680 and all the other little girls cannot hear you. The 0:55:38.800 --> 0:55:41.919 only way to deal with this is my father once 0:55:42.040 --> 0:55:44.719 told me there was time and a place to use 0:55:44.760 --> 0:55:49.680 the F word, the poor letter one. And I think 0:55:49.719 --> 0:55:52.960 you should just say to her, smiling f off. 0:55:56.320 --> 0:55:59.840 Okay, that's a weird example, because usually she gives really profound, 0:56:00.160 --> 0:56:01.600 like sensible advice. 0:56:01.880 --> 0:56:05.320 Yeah. Also, what's the other airword, the four leather one? Fridge? 0:56:05.760 --> 0:56:10.200 Yeah, I's actually gonna say fridge. Okay, well, forget forget Eider, 0:56:10.239 --> 0:56:13.319 Butter's dirty talk. Let's do let's do ask Ider. 0:56:13.360 --> 0:56:13.960 But I'll be her. 0:56:14.719 --> 0:56:16.440 So you just give me a random life problem. 0:56:16.960 --> 0:56:17.759 What should I do? 0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:20.200 What should I say? 0:56:20.600 --> 0:56:21.000 I don't know? 0:56:21.480 --> 0:56:24.800 All right, you can write in at any time on 0:56:24.880 --> 0:56:27.960 our Facebook couple of mitches and you can ask i'd 0:56:28.160 --> 0:56:31.520 a question from Liverpool. James says, I'm interested in anal play. 0:56:33.320 --> 0:56:33.560 I know. 0:56:37.280 --> 0:56:39.040 We're on live television, idem when you're. 0:56:38.880 --> 0:56:47.959 Ready, Well, James, what's stopping you. Just because we're adults, James, 0:56:48.000 --> 0:56:50.960 doesn't mean that we can't play too. Everyone likes to 0:56:51.200 --> 0:56:54.680 explore different things in the bedroom. I don't know your circumstance. 0:56:54.719 --> 0:56:57.239 Perhaps perhaps you have a partner, perhaps the paths your thing. 0:56:57.400 --> 0:56:59.680 Or if you're with a partner, you can just say 0:56:59.719 --> 0:57:01.960 to them, hey, that there's a thing that why don't 0:57:01.960 --> 0:57:05.239 we give it a go? You know what their response 0:57:05.320 --> 0:57:09.719 to that might be. But if you're single, it's an 0:57:09.760 --> 0:57:13.120 interesting sensation. I would suggest that you you practice on 0:57:13.239 --> 0:57:16.920 your own, use something to enter that space so that 0:57:16.960 --> 0:57:19.440 you've become familiar with the sensation. Or if you do 0:57:19.560 --> 0:57:21.680 have a partner and you're not comfortable, if you know, 0:57:22.160 --> 0:57:23.840 diving in the deep end there to speak, you just 0:57:24.320 --> 0:57:26.680 wait for a time when they're not home and they 0:57:26.760 --> 0:57:28.800 just have a play around so that you know that 0:57:28.920 --> 0:57:32.000 you won't get a dreadful shock when they first enter. 0:57:32.560 --> 0:57:33.240 Thank you so much. 0:57:36.960 --> 0:57:39.240 That's genuine that I just fucking dive on the deep Guys, 0:57:39.280 --> 0:57:40.640 You've got to be familiar with the sensations. 0:57:40.680 --> 0:57:43.520 So you're like, wow, I'm shure we have Lacille. She says, 0:57:43.560 --> 0:57:46.200 I killed a man on Thursday. What should I do? 0:57:46.360 --> 0:57:47.720 I still haven't disposed of the body. 0:57:48.840 --> 0:57:52.480 Well, Lucille, I would suggest that you can feel the 0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:55.960 body and have it remained a mystery for decades, and 0:57:56.040 --> 0:58:00.560 then in years to come, you start a successful podcast 0:58:00.840 --> 0:58:04.640 investigating the circumstance of the death. It'll blow up. The 0:58:04.680 --> 0:58:07.200 true crime podcasts are really quiet, trending at the moment, 0:58:07.600 --> 0:58:10.440 and they won't suspect a thing if you're the one 0:58:10.520 --> 0:58:10.960 hosting it. 0:58:12.320 --> 0:58:17.720 Chokers, I just want to jump in there. If you've 0:58:17.760 --> 0:58:21.040 killed a person, I I don't think it's the same 0:58:21.120 --> 0:58:28.120 thing who admitted not to be And I couldn't sleep 0:58:28.160 --> 0:58:32.280 at night look at myself in the mirror and think 0:58:32.520 --> 0:58:34.439 that I didn't do my job as a radio host, 0:58:34.480 --> 0:58:37.480 a television hosee. Sorry, I'm getting choked up. 0:58:38.120 --> 0:58:40.240 Found it to me like you've got a guilty conscience, Joe. 0:58:41.240 --> 0:58:45.040 Okay, that's just my two cents worth and I'll side 0:58:45.080 --> 0:58:47.800 to back next week. Let's go to Let's just go 0:58:48.120 --> 0:58:53.760 to the news. I'm overwhelmed. Stop bashing the desk. 0:58:54.040 --> 0:58:58.960 We'll die, okay, And if you'd like to send in 0:58:59.200 --> 0:59:02.240 ask a quest things of your own, hit him up, 0:59:02.280 --> 0:59:03.680 hit us up at couple of mitches. 0:59:03.880 --> 0:59:07.760 God, my hands are sore. Joe Hildebrand FYI replied to 0:59:07.840 --> 0:59:10.760 our message last week, fucked what did you not see it? 0:59:11.560 --> 0:59:11.600 No? 0:59:12.120 --> 0:59:15.280 Well, he so obviously messaged in with the message, and 0:59:15.720 --> 0:59:20.840 he replied with the most kind hearted message ever. Oh no, Mitch, 0:59:21.040 --> 0:59:24.439 thank you mate, exclamation point, love you see you soon 0:59:24.560 --> 0:59:26.680 and love to the other mitche too, and that chick 0:59:26.760 --> 0:59:28.760 in the background. Then there's like a hundred kisses. 0:59:29.000 --> 0:59:32.120 But okay, So at the time of record, I have 0:59:32.280 --> 0:59:35.280 not yet posted the video of us leaving Joe that voicemail. 0:59:35.720 --> 0:59:37.320 I don't want to fucking break it to him that 0:59:37.360 --> 0:59:39.400 we were taking the pits because he must he'll think 0:59:39.400 --> 0:59:41.200 that we weren't being genuine and that we didn't mean 0:59:41.240 --> 0:59:41.760 those words. 0:59:42.000 --> 0:59:44.040 Can we block him from it and hold on? 0:59:44.160 --> 0:59:44.200 No? 0:59:44.520 --> 0:59:47.160 You know what did you see? He liked a video 0:59:47.240 --> 0:59:51.360 today in the come one too, so he's a real follow. Yeah. Yeah, 0:59:52.200 --> 0:59:53.400 we can't do it. We can't post it. 0:59:55.440 --> 0:59:58.120 Actually, I just haven't posted it on Instagram and it's 0:59:58.320 --> 0:59:59.480 place where he sees it. 1:00:00.080 --> 1:00:01.280 The two thousand people to see it. 1:00:01.480 --> 1:00:03.600 They no, put it up. He referred to me as 1:00:03.680 --> 1:00:05.640 the chick in the background. I think put it up. 1:00:06.640 --> 1:00:07.600 No, I don't think we should. 1:00:07.600 --> 1:00:08.240 I think we should. 1:00:08.440 --> 1:00:10.240 So we really did get off topic. But it is 1:00:10.280 --> 1:00:13.640 my birthday next week. Hayden is mad that I don't. 1:00:14.480 --> 1:00:16.040 I haven't had him on the show, but I literally 1:00:16.080 --> 1:00:18.240 say to him every time, I'm like, picture's a segment. 1:00:18.480 --> 1:00:20.560 We don't just bring anyone on. Oh dear wanted to 1:00:20.600 --> 1:00:24.280 come on because they wanted you know, our audience. 1:00:24.600 --> 1:00:27.280 Well, I'll get it. I'll figure out a way, don't 1:00:27.280 --> 1:00:27.600 you worry. 1:00:27.640 --> 1:00:29.240 I think he wants to do it. Not come on 1:00:29.320 --> 1:00:31.280 and talk about team up with the next story. 1:00:31.480 --> 1:00:33.720 You're what with him and said, I'll team up without 1:00:33.840 --> 1:00:35.120 tag team. That makes it happen. 1:00:35.720 --> 1:00:37.240 Good. You can go for it. So what if you 1:00:37.280 --> 1:00:38.080 planned for my birthday? 1:00:38.480 --> 1:00:40.160 I'm not going to tell you that fair enough. 1:00:40.240 --> 1:00:41.640 You have to find out next week on the show. 1:00:43.480 --> 1:00:44.720 I can't wait. 1:00:45.320 --> 1:00:48.240 Is it going to be something or it's just going 1:00:48.280 --> 1:00:49.720 to be we're celebrating Mitch's birthday. 1:00:50.520 --> 1:00:52.360 So there's there's a thing. Like I said, I'm not 1:00:52.400 --> 1:00:54.280 sure if you'll like it because it's me pushing my 1:00:54.440 --> 1:00:56.400 gender on you. It's something I feel that you need. 1:00:56.600 --> 1:00:58.240 Are you going to make someone come in my face? 1:00:58.840 --> 1:01:00.480 Yes, that's not my agenda. 1:01:02.560 --> 1:01:05.520 True true? True? Do you want to drain me of amine? 1:01:06.080 --> 1:01:07.840 By the way, can I tell you what a fucking 1:01:07.880 --> 1:01:09.120 epic response I've gotten to that? 1:01:09.200 --> 1:01:09.640 What do you mean? 1:01:10.200 --> 1:01:11.640 Oh my god? The amount of I put it on 1:01:11.720 --> 1:01:13.280 my instant story, the amount of gay men that have 1:01:13.360 --> 1:01:17.520 written to me saying thank you. Really, it's not just me. 1:01:18.040 --> 1:01:19.880 I feel like, as a gay man, I'm supposed to 1:01:20.120 --> 1:01:22.400 enjoy semen, but I hate it. Its growth, and I'm like. 1:01:22.440 --> 1:01:24.400 Babe, I'm with you, I get it. 1:01:24.520 --> 1:01:26.160 It sucks that that's part of the deal. 1:01:26.520 --> 1:01:28.240 Did you get any of the opposite of people being like, 1:01:28.360 --> 1:01:30.520 how dare you? It's your job to suck come? 1:01:31.680 --> 1:01:33.960 I've got a couple being like, I'm sorry, but I 1:01:34.000 --> 1:01:35.720 don't agree with you at all, and I'm like, fair enough. 1:01:35.760 --> 1:01:37.320 But then I've got a couple of people being like, 1:01:37.680 --> 1:01:40.280 actually there was Can I play it? Those this one 1:01:40.320 --> 1:01:42.360 person who I feel quite bad now because I fucking 1:01:42.520 --> 1:01:43.080 I went hard. 1:01:43.200 --> 1:01:44.480 You tore him a new one, so to speak. 1:01:45.240 --> 1:01:48.560 Turn the music off. Sorry, I always get up you 1:01:48.640 --> 1:01:52.000 for rambling doing the close us eating my words. We're 1:01:52.040 --> 1:01:52.880 not closing anymore. 1:01:54.480 --> 1:01:55.560 Fuck what was his name? Hold On? 1:01:56.200 --> 1:01:58.960 So he said to me, what kind of gay man 1:01:59.040 --> 1:02:04.040 doesn't like semen? And I didn't take that well, apparently, 1:02:04.360 --> 1:02:09.000 because I'm like, excuse me. Everyone has different tastes in 1:02:09.120 --> 1:02:12.000 the bedroom. Some gay men don't even like you know, 1:02:12.560 --> 1:02:15.760 anal like, everyone's different. It doesn't make you less gay, 1:02:16.400 --> 1:02:18.760 And so I fucking let him know in no one 1:02:18.840 --> 1:02:21.280 certain terms. I was a bit savage. I feel bad 1:02:21.400 --> 1:02:23.720 now because he was very apologetic, and I was like, 1:02:24.080 --> 1:02:26.560 I probably responded more hearty. 1:02:26.320 --> 1:02:30.080 That you're probably his bloody idol. You know, probably started 1:02:30.120 --> 1:02:33.440 you in Hsia as we're running. Everyone does in the country. 1:02:33.520 --> 1:02:33.880 Here we go. 1:02:33.960 --> 1:02:34.960 What kind of gay doesn't love? 1:02:35.000 --> 1:02:35.200 Come? 1:02:36.120 --> 1:02:39.960 And I wrote, I said a voice message, yeah to. 1:02:40.000 --> 1:02:45.680 Someone you don't know, Mitchell, I'm all right, here we go. See. 1:02:45.840 --> 1:02:49.040 It's people who say shit like that that are the 1:02:49.160 --> 1:02:51.720 reason that I came out and so boldly admitted that 1:02:51.840 --> 1:02:53.720 I think it's vile. Do you want to know how 1:02:53.800 --> 1:02:55.920 many gay men have messaged me today and been like, 1:02:56.080 --> 1:02:59.600 oh my god, thank god you said it. I've always 1:02:59.640 --> 1:03:02.000 been too scared to say it because everyone thinks as 1:03:02.040 --> 1:03:04.040 a gay man that I should love it. I'm here 1:03:04.120 --> 1:03:05.360 to tell you, Chris. 1:03:05.480 --> 1:03:06.480 Not everyone does. 1:03:06.760 --> 1:03:09.520 So before you go fucking depositing yourself in the face 1:03:09.560 --> 1:03:11.920 of someone who doesn't specifically said that they want that, 1:03:12.680 --> 1:03:15.640 just letting you know. Some people think it's fucking found. 1:03:16.800 --> 1:03:21.640 Yeah, so oh dear. Anyway, anyway, when can we fuck? Shit? 1:03:22.120 --> 1:03:22.960 Why did you say back? 1:03:23.960 --> 1:03:25.600 Can I just say? When I recorded that, I was 1:03:25.640 --> 1:03:27.720 being like half sarcastic, like, you know how you and 1:03:27.800 --> 1:03:30.480 I fake bicker? But then I realized that he and 1:03:30.520 --> 1:03:31.960 I don't really know each other, so that could have 1:03:32.320 --> 1:03:34.280 really fuck And he was like, oh my god, I'm 1:03:34.320 --> 1:03:36.960 so sorry, honestly, thank you for calling me out. Blah 1:03:36.960 --> 1:03:39.840 blah blah. Any he was like he was like taking 1:03:39.840 --> 1:03:40.919 back with he said, and I was like, oh shit, 1:03:40.920 --> 1:03:42.680 I didn't mean to make you feel bad. He was like, 1:03:42.760 --> 1:03:43.720 I genuinely feel bad. 1:03:44.360 --> 1:03:46.800 I was like, whoo, some young kid. You probably were 1:03:46.880 --> 1:03:48.320 his idol. You have a lot of people that you know, 1:03:48.520 --> 1:03:52.080 like we said, they study you, James Cook, Hitler, Mitch KURMBS, 1:03:52.160 --> 1:03:54.880 the Big Three? Yep, are you talking about the Big 1:03:54.960 --> 1:03:59.160 Three and in apparently Australian rubrics. What did you learn 1:03:59.160 --> 1:03:59.920 about you? 1:04:00.000 --> 1:04:02.560 I mean that my classrooms get shown my voguing at 1:04:02.640 --> 1:04:04.000 video correct correct. 1:04:03.720 --> 1:04:05.800 But maybe it's negatively. Maybe they're like, don't end up 1:04:05.880 --> 1:04:09.160 like this boy. No, one's actually told us. No, one's clarified. 1:04:09.240 --> 1:04:11.720 Actually, they show you car accident footage and go, don't 1:04:11.800 --> 1:04:12.680 drink drive you know. 1:04:12.720 --> 1:04:13.120 What I want. 1:04:13.160 --> 1:04:14.920 Actually, if you're listening to this and you're one of 1:04:14.960 --> 1:04:17.720 those poor I kind of speak, it's because I wasn't 1:04:17.720 --> 1:04:20.720 shown the video in English to prave children that were 1:04:20.720 --> 1:04:22.800 shown that. Can you please reach out to me because 1:04:22.800 --> 1:04:24.120 I want to talk to your teacher and I want 1:04:24.120 --> 1:04:26.479 to see exactly where this is coming from. 1:04:26.680 --> 1:04:29.320 What is Just go to the comments section on my TikTok. 1:04:29.360 --> 1:04:31.840 There are a bunch of teachers that commented, I've shown people, 1:04:32.120 --> 1:04:34.160 all right, Well, if you guys shown my class, my 1:04:34.360 --> 1:04:35.200 year elevens loved it. 1:04:35.280 --> 1:04:36.800 But I want to get a teacher on and see 1:04:36.840 --> 1:04:37.439 what they say. 1:04:38.040 --> 1:04:40.440 I know I'm helping you achieve that. Go to my 1:04:40.520 --> 1:04:41.560 comment section on TikTok. 1:04:41.560 --> 1:04:43.080 All right, I also want I want them to teach 1:04:43.160 --> 1:04:45.880 it to you, because very rarely do you get to 1:04:45.960 --> 1:04:48.000 teach history to the person that it's about. 1:04:48.240 --> 1:04:48.760 Great idea. 1:04:48.880 --> 1:04:53.080 Yeah, thirteen one, six five are you giving that number? 1:04:53.800 --> 1:04:55.720 Just of course I have it. See next week I'll 1:04:55.720 --> 1:04:56.919 be twenty five for me next talk. 1:04:57.800 --> 1:04:59.200 Can't wait. It's going to be a big shot. 1:05:00.240 --> 1:05:04.120 I'm trying Hello fresh, and I'm just trying to pissy 1:05:04.240 --> 1:05:05.960 off by going on a new tangent at the end 1:05:06.000 --> 1:05:10.280 of the episode. You should have seen that straight and 1:05:10.400 --> 1:05:11.560 be like, I need to get how I'm done and 1:05:11.600 --> 1:05:14.200 the cat's gonna die. 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