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Speaker 2: Not named Jed.

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Speaker 1: No I was talking about the Lord. I'm not talking

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Speaker 1: So it goes to the doctor and the doctor gives

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Speaker 1: you do have a hernia or a slip dish, so

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Speaker 1: that's why you're in pain. But also have a look

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Speaker 1: at this inside his body. He has three kidneys.

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Speaker 2: Three kidneys.

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Speaker 1: I have a look at the picture, all of them connected,

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Speaker 1: all functioning perfectly.

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Speaker 2: So it's not a superfluous kidney like a Bond villain.

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Speaker 2: But that was a nipple. Remember the guy with the

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Speaker 2: superfluous nipple? Three nipples?

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Speaker 1: What bond film was that?

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Speaker 2: Three nipples?

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Speaker 1: We meet again.

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Speaker 3: Oh, superfluous kidney makes you wonder about pussy galore.

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Speaker 2: But all and have superfluous nipples, they don't do anything.

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Speaker 1: Well, this isn't we're talking about. Inside his body had

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Speaker 1: three kidneys. I'm no medical expert. It may surprise you

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Speaker 1: located near the pelvis and then one higher up. But

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Speaker 1: they all are working normally. He's got no problems and

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Speaker 1: he doesn't have to have one of them removed. Just

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Speaker 1: go about your business. That's knowing that you're carrying an

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Speaker 2: What's a kidney worth these days? Because you can sell

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Speaker 2: those things as quick as anything.

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Speaker 1: Not into the organ harvesting business. As you know, though,

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Speaker 1: someone's organs like you're suggesting here. You're suggesting this guy

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying it's just hanging around. What's it doing.

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Speaker 2: It's not doing anything, but it's.

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Speaker 1: Not harming him. You wouldn't have it out, would you.

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Speaker 2: You just keep it like a carry packassage suation. All

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Speaker 2: on the side, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, maybe he's sitting on a gold mine.

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Speaker 2: Which is another operation of diet.

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Speaker 1: Well we've done this on the show.

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Speaker 2: Before the tribal drum is going to bet four.

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Speaker 1: Don't be embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: I've all got them. My amazing body.

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Speaker 1: My amazing body, my amazing body. You've got fingers, your

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Speaker 1: aquaman without the muscles and the attractiveness. I have a

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Speaker 2: When I was born, terrible scaring kids in the string

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Speaker 1: The side of my thumb had it cut off, and

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Speaker 2: Did you confess to a manner and not me, Jenna?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but it's kind of embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: So I've never been able to cut my nails short

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Speaker 4: And I'm just like, that's literally the shortest I can

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Speaker 4: That's why I really detested my long nails. Even everybody

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Speaker 1: And did everyone think you were punsy because everyone had

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Speaker 1: Us with the short nails scratch scratched their eyes out exactly.

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Speaker 4: Yes, my mum used to cut them. And we actually

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Speaker 1: Do you go home to a litter instead of sitting?

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Speaker 4: I've heard that so many times.

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Speaker 1: Nout on the window sill and lick yourself.

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Speaker 1: Share. We appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: But you're amazing. Okay, that is amazing. It's a superpower.

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Speaker 1: What else have you got? My amazing body?

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Speaker 2: Glenn's in?

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Speaker 1: Hello Glenn?

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Speaker 5: Hello, how are you guys?

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Speaker 1: Thank you tell us about your amazing body? Glenn.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what it was, I'm sixty hour. When I was

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Speaker 5: it's just a really really thick wide jaw. So where

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Speaker 1: It from the outside does it look like a regular jaw.

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Speaker 5: When you look in yes, yes, but when you look

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Speaker 1: So they break their hand, but you'd be fine.

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Speaker 3: Y iron jaw, glend Wow, never glass you or you

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Speaker 5: Jew exactly exactly. But the only problem one thing I

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Speaker 5: it did say when I go and get a filling

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Speaker 1: Well, don't get into fights then, yeah, Glenn, you're sixty,

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Speaker 1: stopped fighting. Yeah, fascinating, Thank you, Glenn. Evans and Kingsgrove. Okay, Evan,

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Speaker 1: over to you your amazing body. What have you got?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, morning madam, morning jen Zy. I when I was ten,

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Speaker 6: I had appendicitis, and when the doctor was in there

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Speaker 6: called a Mechal's at the time, and had them and

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Speaker 6: removed both of them. And then later on in life,

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Speaker 1: And was that giving you that's what was causing the

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that was because what it was was stopping the

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Speaker 1: Because when you think about all the chromosomes that have

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Speaker 1: to come together to form your DNA chain, now wonder

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Speaker 1: there are little other bits. It's going to be bits,

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Speaker 1: and this is the stuff is if you don't mind

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Speaker 1: me saying mutations, Evan, that have kept the human race alive,

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Speaker 1: that have you passed it? Do you have children, Evan,

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 7: I've got twins, so your twins understand I've got twins. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: I'm buying a girl. And from what I understand from

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Speaker 7: all their medical things, they all seem to be fine.

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Speaker 7: They don't have any extra a little bits and pieces.

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Speaker 3: You've got twins, do you not see? You've got twins,

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Speaker 3: twins by themselves. That's quite kind of unique, well.

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Speaker 1: Not unique enough to draw attention to it. But the

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Speaker 1: mutant gene came up, and if you would pass that

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Speaker 1: gene on that your generation, your mutant gene could save

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Speaker 1: the world somehow fascinating.

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Speaker 2: It'd be no good of your share, Evan. Remember when

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Speaker 2: Share had ribs removed?

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Speaker 1: Well, was that a rumor or not to get a

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Speaker 1: slimmer waste.

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Speaker 3: Around the same time when Gene Simmons had his tongue extended.

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Speaker 3: I think Share had a ribs removed. Jean had his

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Speaker 3: tongue extended, and then they got married.

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Speaker 4: Morning one at one point seven value.