WEBVTT - FULL: The Monobob 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:12.205 I Heart podcasts. You can hear more gold one I 0:00:12.285 --> 0:00:15.645 four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the 0:00:15.685 --> 0:00:17.005 free iHeart app. 0:00:18.204 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:23.845 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:27.685 --> 0:00:30.965 HiT's a chemist warehouse and save more money every year 0:00:31.045 --> 0:00:34.925 on your regular medication with discount of prescriptions in every 0:00:34.965 --> 0:00:36.125 store every day. 0:00:36.245 --> 0:00:39.685 Good morning parts, good morning everyone for a Tuesday? 0:00:40.205 --> 0:00:44.605 What was that appear to speaking like AI who says 0:00:44.644 --> 0:00:47.245 good morning for a Tuesday? Only people on the radio? 0:00:47.805 --> 0:00:49.764 Why do you make it weird like every one out 0:00:49.765 --> 0:00:52.485 of five show? So you do it. It's a strange greeting. 0:00:52.885 --> 0:00:58.404 That's you weren't It was because I look tinges now 0:00:58.445 --> 0:00:59.645 to check that you were ready to. 0:00:59.645 --> 0:01:01.005 Go live always. 0:01:01.525 --> 0:01:04.125 No, No, there was far thing around with you were 0:01:04.125 --> 0:01:06.005 doing someone on your phone? I know you were being honest. 0:01:06.045 --> 0:01:08.925 Don't lie what don't know? 0:01:09.165 --> 0:01:11.845 No, it wasn't No, literally, Hannah, my heart was not 0:01:11.885 --> 0:01:12.605 on my phone. 0:01:13.165 --> 0:01:16.485 But I had Rio said she's distracted. Well I was 0:01:16.525 --> 0:01:18.445 doing you know, you did not have one eye on 0:01:18.445 --> 0:01:20.445 the news. See you guys, are you worried about getting 0:01:20.445 --> 0:01:21.285 pinkin for Alex? 0:01:21.365 --> 0:01:21.485 Now? 0:01:21.525 --> 0:01:23.725 You guys wouldn't understand that women can actually do like 0:01:23.845 --> 0:01:27.165 five things at once, so you can. 0:01:27.285 --> 0:01:30.525 I think I'm good for half a half task of 0:01:32.125 --> 0:01:34.165 a task, but a four one too much. That was 0:01:34.165 --> 0:01:35.885 pinkin this morning, alex ow Ah. 0:01:36.285 --> 0:01:39.445 Jeez, I'm okay, I'm good. It's it's better. It looks fine. 0:01:39.165 --> 0:01:41.325 I don't know what I was worried about. I thought 0:01:41.325 --> 0:01:43.165 it might have been a stye, but we think it 0:01:43.205 --> 0:01:43.845 was pink eye. 0:01:44.365 --> 0:01:45.365 Oh God, that's worse. 0:01:46.325 --> 0:01:50.645 It's worse. Pinkink can spread, Yes, sure, be here really 0:01:51.045 --> 0:01:51.765 like wildflowl. 0:01:52.005 --> 0:01:55.205 I don't know, because we're at a children's farm on Saturday, 0:01:55.245 --> 0:01:57.405 because my son got the same thing. We walked into 0:01:57.405 --> 0:02:00.805 this dust, this leaf blower dust. Who's leaf blowing on 0:02:00.845 --> 0:02:02.965 the in the afternoon anyway, and all these families there, 0:02:03.245 --> 0:02:05.885 and so we both got this kind of I don't know, 0:02:06.085 --> 0:02:07.085 red eyes. 0:02:07.205 --> 0:02:08.365 You got poo in the eye. 0:02:08.725 --> 0:02:11.885 We must he was, Yeah, I don't know. But it's 0:02:11.925 --> 0:02:13.605 kind of cleared up now, So that's good news. Hey. 0:02:13.965 --> 0:02:16.685 And so did you go to Channel seven yesterday? Did 0:02:16.765 --> 0:02:18.885 I drag myself in there? To the news? And also 0:02:18.885 --> 0:02:21.085 the kind of affage asi is someone who's watching it, 0:02:21.325 --> 0:02:23.605 you know, two in the off news is elderly with 0:02:24.285 --> 0:02:28.044 either conjunctive itis, cataracts, or pink eye themselves exactly. They're going, 0:02:28.085 --> 0:02:30.805 Oh my god, he gets me. We can bond now, 0:02:31.365 --> 0:02:32.845 Suddenly I can connect with Alex. 0:02:33.005 --> 0:02:36.965 I've endeared myself to the audience with my pink eye 0:02:37.285 --> 0:02:37.605 all right. 0:02:37.605 --> 0:02:39.325 Every Tuesday on the show, in the first half and hour, 0:02:39.365 --> 0:02:41.285 we talk about how do we start the week yesterday? 0:02:41.325 --> 0:02:44.765 On Monday? Are we a Monday winner or loser? Patsy, 0:02:44.845 --> 0:02:45.405 what's it for you? 0:02:45.485 --> 0:02:47.805 I'm definitely a loser, and I'll tell you why please. 0:02:47.925 --> 0:02:50.045 I had to take my teenage daughter to the doctor 0:02:50.125 --> 0:02:52.245 last night and we were running early, which is very 0:02:52.325 --> 0:02:55.285 unusual for us. So anyway, her appointment was at five 0:02:55.325 --> 0:02:57.005 point thirty, so we just sat in the car and 0:02:57.005 --> 0:02:59.325 had a little chat. But the sun was streaming through 0:02:59.725 --> 0:03:02.764 the driver's side window and Audrey leaned over and looked 0:03:02.765 --> 0:03:05.805 at me really close, and she said, Mum, you've got 0:03:05.805 --> 0:03:10.085 about three long chin hairs, really dark chin hairs. Can 0:03:10.125 --> 0:03:13.965 I pluck them for you? And I thought, oh, that's 0:03:14.005 --> 0:03:15.165 fifty plus for you? 0:03:15.365 --> 0:03:16.125 Is that really? 0:03:16.565 --> 0:03:19.005 But I did appreciate her honesty because I didn't want 0:03:19.005 --> 0:03:20.485 to walk around amongst. 0:03:20.245 --> 0:03:21.644 No no, no, she's she's done. 0:03:21.725 --> 0:03:23.445 You a big favor, hasn't she though? 0:03:23.565 --> 0:03:26.405 But isn't it brutal parts getting into this phase of life? 0:03:26.485 --> 0:03:28.245 You know? The worst thing is I didn't know though 0:03:28.245 --> 0:03:31.045 we're there, that's the thing. Like, so she I've got 0:03:31.045 --> 0:03:32.405 my makeup bag out and she. 0:03:32.765 --> 0:03:34.605 Oh, no, you can't do what oldeople do. They smear 0:03:34.645 --> 0:03:37.685 it down with like foundation concealer. Then I think it's 0:03:37.725 --> 0:03:41.085 making it more. You've gone out of your way to 0:03:41.205 --> 0:03:46.885 just paint it challenge a chinover? No, no, no, do 0:03:46.925 --> 0:03:49.285 you like my hairy gin strap receptionist? 0:03:50.685 --> 0:03:53.245 My toys is we're in the makeup bit. So here 0:03:53.245 --> 0:03:55.285 we are in the car park of the GP's office 0:03:55.765 --> 0:03:57.685 and she was plucking my chin. That's why you have 0:03:57.725 --> 0:03:58.125 a daughter. 0:03:58.285 --> 0:04:00.005 But that is bonding, isn't it. 0:04:00.205 --> 0:04:02.125 Just that's what the chimpanzees do. 0:04:02.165 --> 0:04:02.365 You know. 0:04:02.445 --> 0:04:04.525 They groom each other, They get on each other's back. 0:04:04.725 --> 0:04:07.205 Yeah, that's what teenager like. They will the amount of 0:04:07.245 --> 0:04:09.405 times they said to my wife, you can't go out 0:04:09.485 --> 0:04:14.205 like that. There's some sprouting somewhere. It's awful, Pats. And 0:04:14.245 --> 0:04:16.885 this now means that you're going to have to be 0:04:17.045 --> 0:04:20.525 extra vigilant because that three is the start of a 0:04:20.565 --> 0:04:21.205 couple more. 0:04:21.325 --> 0:04:24.565 Oh, I know, I know, it's like they spread an emotion. 0:04:24.724 --> 0:04:26.885 Do you know what? Do you know what berts unless 0:04:26.885 --> 0:04:28.284 you go to you know what, I'm not playing that game. 0:04:29.724 --> 0:04:33.165 Just let it go. No, No, I actually think it's 0:04:33.164 --> 0:04:35.925 good for sort of talk ability on the show. We're 0:04:35.964 --> 0:04:37.005 the bearded lady. 0:04:37.685 --> 0:04:38.365 Thank you? 0:04:38.364 --> 0:04:41.044 No own it? I mean you go viral on some 0:04:41.205 --> 0:04:42.765 of that. Have you had the bearded lady on the 0:04:42.844 --> 0:04:45.604 Christian O'Connell Show. I reckon, that's how we get to 0:04:45.685 --> 0:04:48.325 number one. If Carl and Jackie oh knew we had 0:04:48.364 --> 0:04:50.765 a bearded lady doing news, I actually think he'd hang 0:04:50.844 --> 0:04:53.964 up that golden microphone. God damn it, the poms cracked it. 0:04:55.125 --> 0:04:56.804 Please let the chin hairs grow out. 0:04:57.525 --> 0:05:01.325 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What. 0:05:01.404 --> 0:05:06.525 An amazing first message from our listeners to get this morning. Hello, 0:05:06.685 --> 0:05:10.964 I'm downstairs in the bill with some tomato reddish. I 0:05:11.085 --> 0:05:15.364 need to go to work quickly. Can someone come down asap? 0:05:15.724 --> 0:05:19.725 Paul Ah, it's very early for tomorrow. 0:05:20.284 --> 0:05:23.964 He offered this chutney relish to me yesterday and I said, yes, please. 0:05:24.005 --> 0:05:25.765 I just didn't realize we'll be getting a consignment of 0:05:25.844 --> 0:05:30.365 rush delivery during the show at six fifteen. The fact 0:05:30.364 --> 0:05:33.525 these tickeies he would have had to get up earlier chuckle. 0:05:33.565 --> 0:05:35.445 Sisters are sat there and fan going to help them 0:05:35.445 --> 0:05:39.684 out and popcorn. Watching the show again today. Work on 0:05:39.724 --> 0:05:40.804 the sort of response time. 0:05:40.964 --> 0:05:43.964 We're being very attentive and we already have responded. I've said, 0:05:44.044 --> 0:05:45.364 Quentin down our DCP. 0:05:46.245 --> 0:05:50.684 Oh wow, what's a DCP for those trying to listen 0:05:50.724 --> 0:05:51.645 and understand the show? 0:05:51.804 --> 0:05:52.405 That is a. 0:05:52.364 --> 0:05:56.284 Digital content producer General dinnital. 0:05:56.724 --> 0:06:05.085 He's on adderall he can do. He's the ACP DCPP. 0:06:05.565 --> 0:06:13.244 Good morning for a Tuesday, so I would. Yesterday I 0:06:13.245 --> 0:06:15.444 had to have a medical A lady came around, she 0:06:15.484 --> 0:06:20.685 took blood out to do. You're in something? What are 0:06:20.685 --> 0:06:21.964 you doing? You have to do what every company is 0:06:22.005 --> 0:06:25.124 for your life insurance. I know there's a definitely, there's 0:06:25.125 --> 0:06:27.044 a different one of that. There's a life insurance and 0:06:27.085 --> 0:06:31.724 then there's a life assurance. My wife's goofed me. My 0:06:31.804 --> 0:06:35.164 wife's got me up to the hill. Honestly, there's so 0:06:35.245 --> 0:06:38.284 many policies to my name. Every time I get in 0:06:38.284 --> 0:06:41.884 the car, I put a mirror underneath it. Is it today? Sarah? 0:06:42.445 --> 0:06:42.645 Is it? 0:06:42.685 --> 0:06:47.885 The break cables against Sarah's fancy coming to your door. Yeah, yeah, 0:06:47.964 --> 0:06:50.085 so she had she had to like measure me, weigh 0:06:50.125 --> 0:06:53.325 me out to go and do peace what she knows, 0:06:53.404 --> 0:06:57.125 like the coffin. I'm not making the end of this year. 0:06:58.005 --> 0:06:59.884 I'm not making the end of the year anyway. 0:07:00.245 --> 0:07:02.924 Your height, everything pats. 0:07:04.445 --> 0:07:11.004 Everything. It's a bit chilly at the moment. Anyway, we 0:07:11.045 --> 0:07:13.165 get chat. We're making small talk because it's you know, 0:07:13.285 --> 0:07:15.885 just to try and just make it un awkward, because 0:07:15.925 --> 0:07:20.444 it's odd. It's odd, especially with the motions anyway, in 0:07:20.485 --> 0:07:23.004 cold hands you had that onto the aircart. It's a nightmare. 0:07:23.885 --> 0:07:28.445 We get talking and obviously we will talk about COVID 0:07:28.445 --> 0:07:29.765 and how we got through it and stuff like this. 0:07:30.205 --> 0:07:34.605 She broke up with her husband four weeks before lockdown. 0:07:35.125 --> 0:07:38.285 Oh great timing in a way, because otherwise you wouldn't 0:07:38.325 --> 0:07:40.725 have Yeah, made lockdown together. 0:07:41.125 --> 0:07:43.725 So did they split with they in different houses before COVID. 0:07:43.845 --> 0:07:46.885 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And as we were talking and stopping 0:07:46.965 --> 0:07:50.804 notes about COVID and lockdown, she said someone, which is 0:07:50.804 --> 0:07:53.805 so true. Doesn't it feel like ages ago? And not? 0:07:54.765 --> 0:07:57.525 Yes, so true, it was like yesterday and ten years ago. 0:07:57.685 --> 0:07:57.885 Yeah. 0:07:57.965 --> 0:08:01.444 So I've spoken so many times different people around Australian 0:08:01.525 --> 0:08:04.804 who had it easier, who was a bit tougher in Victoria, nightmare, 0:08:04.845 --> 0:08:07.804 most lockdown city in the world in Melbourne, and we 0:08:07.845 --> 0:08:10.564 all sake my that feels like years ago and you 0:08:10.605 --> 0:08:12.965 don't really want to go back to it. But it's true. 0:08:13.005 --> 0:08:16.324 It also doesn't fill that long ago. How can those 0:08:16.364 --> 0:08:18.885 two things be true? But they are. 0:08:18.765 --> 0:08:21.885 Because time was so warped in COVID because we were 0:08:21.885 --> 0:08:25.564 locked down, the days melted into each other. No relevance, yes, 0:08:25.605 --> 0:08:27.725 And so I think that just messed with our perception 0:08:27.845 --> 0:08:30.405 of time for that period where you can't even make 0:08:30.445 --> 0:08:31.445 sense of the years. 0:08:31.645 --> 0:08:33.965 Like I couldn't even tell you what year it. 0:08:33.845 --> 0:08:36.805 Was twenty Yeah, February March. 0:08:37.885 --> 0:08:39.325 I would have said twenty twenty two. 0:08:39.445 --> 0:08:41.245 But we do only been living here two years. 0:08:42.084 --> 0:08:43.405 Yeah, Oh boy. 0:08:43.485 --> 0:08:45.964 Max was born, my youngest was born smack in the 0:08:45.965 --> 0:08:48.804 middle of that. You're kidding. Yeah, it was crazy. Oh, 0:08:48.845 --> 0:08:50.364 that must have been tough. So could you not get 0:08:50.365 --> 0:08:51.804 any family support or anything? 0:08:51.925 --> 0:08:54.205 No, But when we're in the hospital, it was quite lovely. 0:08:54.245 --> 0:08:56.564 Actually it was quite blessed because no one could bother us, so. 0:08:56.725 --> 0:08:58.805 We were in Those people are called family and friends, 0:08:59.645 --> 0:09:04.765 who are those botherers get them out. 0:09:05.605 --> 0:09:07.245 No, but it was awful in the lead up to 0:09:07.285 --> 0:09:09.405 that because we weren't allowed. 0:09:09.204 --> 0:09:10.724 To have certain people come and help us out. 0:09:10.845 --> 0:09:12.845 So we needed the help, but we just couldn't have 0:09:12.885 --> 0:09:14.765 that those people come and help us, which was tough. 0:09:14.845 --> 0:09:17.765 I know, perhaps you're talking about, you know, being middle 0:09:17.804 --> 0:09:20.444 age now and chin hairs today, My middle age week 0:09:20.605 --> 0:09:23.285 gets peak middle age. I'm in an MRI eleventh a 0:09:23.485 --> 0:09:24.245 m today. 0:09:24.204 --> 0:09:26.725 Or your shoulder, yes. 0:09:26.564 --> 0:09:28.245 So I need to be the people who've had an 0:09:28.324 --> 0:09:31.484 MRI and you go in that big tube because it's 0:09:31.485 --> 0:09:33.285 my shoulder? Can I just stand up and sort of 0:09:33.285 --> 0:09:35.365 dip it in from it? Do I need to go 0:09:35.485 --> 0:09:37.565 in all the way? Do they need to dip me 0:09:37.605 --> 0:09:38.045 fully in? 0:09:38.444 --> 0:09:38.645 Maybe? 0:09:38.765 --> 0:09:41.444 Just can I just top it? Lean in? You got it? 0:09:41.564 --> 0:09:44.045 You got it there? Carry out with this thing. Apparently 0:09:44.084 --> 0:09:45.324 you in there like half an hour. 0:09:45.684 --> 0:09:48.244 How did you get to choose your own music though. 0:09:48.885 --> 0:09:50.324 You haven't got time for that? We are you going 0:09:50.324 --> 0:09:54.244 to a spot, an iPod or something like that in 0:09:55.005 --> 0:09:57.365 an MRI thing? You'll be stuck a top of it. 0:09:57.725 --> 0:10:00.564 I'm already terrified. I didn't realize you don't go in 0:10:00.564 --> 0:10:02.645 in a gown. You go in in your clothes, but 0:10:02.645 --> 0:10:05.444 you obviously take off anything metallic because otherwids you're getting 0:10:05.444 --> 0:10:07.805 stuck to the roof. You know you hear those stories. 0:10:08.605 --> 0:10:15.765 Going to give you an old metal iPod. Also what 0:10:15.925 --> 0:10:19.084 years he come from? We need to carbon date and 0:10:19.125 --> 0:10:20.085 when is it in the tube? 0:10:20.725 --> 0:10:23.565 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:10:24.084 --> 0:10:26.805 Thank you, but absolutely no thanks to the people that 0:10:26.845 --> 0:10:29.125 are messaging me to try and reassure me about my 0:10:29.885 --> 0:10:34.525 MRI at eleven am today for a possible shoulder tear 0:10:35.045 --> 0:10:37.245 to my own sholder fans, maybe you'll know about this 0:10:37.365 --> 0:10:42.405 the supersperinatus Christian. With your MRI, you will lay down 0:10:42.444 --> 0:10:44.724 and going around to the bottom of your ribs. You 0:10:44.765 --> 0:10:48.165 will wear a gown and they put headphones on you. 0:10:48.165 --> 0:10:50.844 You allowed a little bell. If you start getting uncomfortable, 0:10:50.885 --> 0:10:53.245 I generally close my eyes. You relaxing there. I've had 0:10:53.245 --> 0:10:57.165 fifteen MRIs. That's what, Jody, That's a lot. Is there 0:10:57.204 --> 0:11:00.645 any part of you that has been mapped out? Christian? 0:11:00.684 --> 0:11:02.684 I've lost track of how many MRIs. Who knew our 0:11:02.684 --> 0:11:05.605 listeners have had so many mis But I've had shoulder 0:11:05.645 --> 0:11:07.605 ones as well. They're going to put you in a 0:11:07.645 --> 0:11:10.125 position with your arm above your head. Well, that's that's 0:11:10.125 --> 0:11:14.285 gonna be problematic because I can't do that. So hopefully 0:11:14.285 --> 0:11:16.765 they're not going to put in a position. That's why 0:11:16.845 --> 0:11:19.324 I'm going in, Why do I need to be hailing 0:11:19.365 --> 0:11:25.444 a taxi? Are they just doing that for ships and gigs? 0:11:25.845 --> 0:11:27.204 They're going to put in a position with the arm 0:11:27.245 --> 0:11:30.285 above your head if you don't have an entry before 0:11:30.285 --> 0:11:34.165 you can walk out with one long clad Colleen's finding 0:11:34.245 --> 0:11:37.245 it funny, uh, and just trying and relax, Christian. With 0:11:37.324 --> 0:11:40.204 the ceasars, pounding sounds of the. 0:11:40.204 --> 0:11:42.165 Machine, it's very noisy and they. 0:11:42.045 --> 0:11:45.845 Tell you just to drift off to sleep. No. I 0:11:45.845 --> 0:11:47.444 think it's like a dung kung kung kung kung kung 0:11:47.485 --> 0:11:52.444 kung k k k kunk with my arm. 0:11:52.525 --> 0:11:53.965 Raish. 0:11:54.165 --> 0:11:56.765 Really looking forward to that day to eleven. Thanks listeners. 0:11:57.525 --> 0:12:00.845 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:12:01.045 --> 0:12:02.885 Alex said, is it going to be another great week 0:12:02.925 --> 0:12:05.964 for Team Australia in the Winter Olympics. Yeah, we're going 0:12:06.045 --> 0:12:08.365 pretty well. Bree Walker Bob slid. 0:12:08.845 --> 0:12:11.965 She's an eighth position in the monobob or the one 0:12:12.204 --> 0:12:14.204 person Bob Sleigh, That's what I like to call it. 0:12:14.204 --> 0:12:16.645 It's a bit more descriptive other than monobob. I've been 0:12:16.684 --> 0:12:18.005 googling monobob, but I now I. 0:12:17.965 --> 0:12:19.485 Know what it is. That's a good start. So brib 0:12:20.324 --> 0:12:22.885 people know what mono means. Well, true, but no one's 0:12:22.965 --> 0:12:25.405 going so as eight of them all on top like 0:12:25.444 --> 0:12:29.245 the Anthill mob. I see the eight. 0:12:29.125 --> 0:12:37.885 Bob be amazing. But no, she's into eighth. It's all 0:12:37.885 --> 0:12:39.724 ahead of us. She's got one more heat to go. 0:12:40.405 --> 0:12:44.245 She's got to absolutely blitz it to get into metal contention. 0:12:44.405 --> 0:12:49.405 There's a German who's going very well. Yeah, the German 0:12:49.444 --> 0:12:52.645 will probably win the gold naughty no relation to Nick Naughty, 0:12:52.684 --> 0:12:53.125 I don't think. 0:12:53.125 --> 0:12:56.645 But she's going very well. And so are there more 0:12:56.684 --> 0:12:59.925 golds to come this week? Or have we peaked? No, 0:13:00.084 --> 0:13:02.564 we're going well with There's Alie Hickman, sixteen years old. 0:13:02.684 --> 0:13:06.245 She could do really well in the slope style, the snowboarding. 0:13:06.324 --> 0:13:07.285 Sixteen years old. 0:13:07.365 --> 0:13:10.965 She's so young, she's the second youngest in the squad, 0:13:11.204 --> 0:13:13.365 so she is definitely a chance. 0:13:13.925 --> 0:13:15.765 But don't rule out braywalkat just yet. 0:13:15.804 --> 0:13:18.484 So yeah, we'll say, but look, we could easily get 0:13:18.564 --> 0:13:21.845 six even seven medals at the Games would be which 0:13:21.845 --> 0:13:23.285 would be more than our best deb. 0:13:23.125 --> 0:13:25.364 But we've already got it. She's incredible. This is five. 0:13:25.444 --> 0:13:27.765 I mean for a country that has hardly any snow, 0:13:27.925 --> 0:13:29.445 we get snow for like a couple of weeks a 0:13:29.525 --> 0:13:31.765 year in like a tiny part of Australia. 0:13:31.925 --> 0:13:33.604 How good are we going? I looked at the top 0:13:33.605 --> 0:13:36.965 of the medal table is Norway and one of the 0:13:36.965 --> 0:13:40.725 main reasons they're doing very well is the kids compete 0:13:40.765 --> 0:13:43.525 for fun. Up until the age of about fourteen. They 0:13:43.564 --> 0:13:48.085 don't have everyone gets a participation medal for taking part. 0:13:48.084 --> 0:13:51.725 They don't publish the results. They don't have national tournaments 0:13:51.725 --> 0:13:54.085 for under fourteen year olds. They want to just encourage 0:13:54.084 --> 0:13:56.885 that you play sport for fun. It's about the joy 0:13:57.084 --> 0:14:00.565 of competing, but not about where you are comparing yourself 0:14:00.605 --> 0:14:02.525 to other people. And if you've seen how they're doing 0:14:02.525 --> 0:14:04.484 their winter and they do really well in the summer 0:14:04.564 --> 0:14:08.085 games as well, they always do really well. So that 0:14:08.125 --> 0:14:10.525 way they hope that by the tongue of thirteen fourteen 0:14:10.925 --> 0:14:13.204 and some of them might move into the top one 0:14:13.245 --> 0:14:16.485 percent and want to go further. They've really instilled with 0:14:16.525 --> 0:14:18.965 them in the formative years sport is something you do 0:14:19.005 --> 0:14:22.525 for joy. It's not about comparing yourself publicly and looking 0:14:22.565 --> 0:14:24.205 how you've done stuff like that, which is why they're 0:14:24.205 --> 0:14:29.925 doing very well. Late all right, the home of your 0:14:29.925 --> 0:14:32.405 emails you call late, so the party you can email me. 0:14:32.525 --> 0:14:34.245 But and anything we're talking about on the show where 0:14:34.245 --> 0:14:36.445 you're catching up with an old podcast from the last 0:14:36.445 --> 0:14:39.765 one was eight years on the iHeart platform and the 0:14:39.885 --> 0:14:43.405 free app. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au 0:14:43.605 --> 0:14:46.805 last week we were talking. We called them word hurdles 0:14:47.125 --> 0:14:48.885 and the words that you struggle to say. This is 0:14:48.925 --> 0:14:52.245 an amazing email from Cartier Christian. I'm a prison officer 0:14:52.645 --> 0:14:55.485 who frequently works in the reception area of a prison. 0:14:55.725 --> 0:14:57.645 I don't know it's called reception. 0:14:58.685 --> 0:14:59.925 Change A reception is that? 0:14:59.925 --> 0:15:02.565 Hello, gota, I get service round here? Hello ding ding 0:15:02.605 --> 0:15:04.364 ding ding ding ding ding. Some are going to take 0:15:04.405 --> 0:15:05.925 my bags up to b wing. 0:15:06.085 --> 0:15:07.205 Why don't I get a key. 0:15:09.845 --> 0:15:14.005 Reception area of remand prison. When the prisoners arrive, we 0:15:14.085 --> 0:15:17.565 have to state the chargers that they are being remind 0:15:18.005 --> 0:15:20.645 remanded on the word I cannot, for the life of 0:15:20.725 --> 0:15:23.125 me pronounce it's burglary. 0:15:23.565 --> 0:15:24.805 Oh that's a hard one. 0:15:24.925 --> 0:15:25.805 That's a tough one. 0:15:25.805 --> 0:15:28.205 But a big part of the job offer it's a 0:15:28.205 --> 0:15:28.925 common charge. 0:15:29.005 --> 0:15:31.685 I reckon, that's ninety percent of those in the big house. 0:15:34.085 --> 0:15:35.645 Don't you just say PINCHI and stuff? 0:15:35.965 --> 0:15:37.525 No, your charge of. 0:15:39.125 --> 0:15:43.325 Nick stuff, charge of being a bad person. So when 0:15:43.325 --> 0:15:46.045 I get a person who is charged with birdlary, I panic. 0:15:47.125 --> 0:15:49.525 I have to get someone else to read that charge 0:15:49.525 --> 0:15:53.725 to them. That Casier. This is incredible. This is my 0:15:53.725 --> 0:15:56.125 favorite one we got from it. Christian. You were talking 0:15:56.125 --> 0:15:58.165 on the show recently about you went out for milk. 0:15:58.205 --> 0:16:00.725 What did you come back with? Went out from colonoscopy, 0:16:00.845 --> 0:16:06.125 came back with a two carteen motorcycle. That's incredible. Last 0:16:06.165 --> 0:16:07.685 week on the show we were talking about autographs. You 0:16:07.685 --> 0:16:10.805 remember an autographs thing? Now it's just selfies. Nichola has 0:16:10.845 --> 0:16:13.885 got an incredible one. Muhammad Ali's signature on my baseball 0:16:13.885 --> 0:16:15.965 glove for when I was a child. We lived in 0:16:16.005 --> 0:16:17.525 Africa for a couple of years and met him at 0:16:17.525 --> 0:16:21.885 the American embassy. That's an incredible one to have a Christian. 0:16:21.925 --> 0:16:24.325 When I was eight, I got the legendary Formula one 0:16:24.405 --> 0:16:28.605 driver Alam prost Senate's big rival. I've still got it 0:16:28.685 --> 0:16:33.285 forty five years on. Jessica's got Fonds aka the Mighty 0:16:33.445 --> 0:16:37.005 Henry Winkler. He came to my school about twelve twelve 0:16:37.045 --> 0:16:39.484 years ago, and he's written a series of children's books. 0:16:39.485 --> 0:16:41.925 If you've got young kids, the children's books he's written, 0:16:42.205 --> 0:16:45.845 The Events of Hank Zipper. They are brilliant books. They're very, 0:16:45.965 --> 0:16:48.965 very good kids books. And Chris has got the two 0:16:49.005 --> 0:16:54.085 thousand and two lineup of Oasis on their tour book. Wow, Jimmy, 0:16:54.085 --> 0:16:56.005 those used to going by I think it can still 0:16:56.085 --> 0:16:59.125 buy the very expensive sort of magazine you get when 0:16:59.165 --> 0:17:01.445 you go and see at the merch. 0:17:01.285 --> 0:17:04.085 Oh yes, yeah, yeah, the program. 0:17:04.205 --> 0:17:07.004 That's it. I don't think it's a book. Can't imagine 0:17:07.005 --> 0:17:09.445 the Oasis boy's writing a book. She went back in 0:17:09.485 --> 0:17:10.805 the day in two thousand and two. What they're up 0:17:10.845 --> 0:17:12.405 to they might have done him on top of that book. 0:17:13.365 --> 0:17:16.565 By that, I mean obviously taking some medicine. Hi, guys, 0:17:16.565 --> 0:17:18.845 I want to share with you the worst Valentine's Day 0:17:18.925 --> 0:17:21.525 story you'd ever hear. Lovely, we're here for that. Mick 0:17:22.165 --> 0:17:25.245 years ago At landed a job coaching at a senior 0:17:25.365 --> 0:17:27.004 AFL team. Getting paid. 0:17:27.405 --> 0:17:27.965 Oh wow. 0:17:28.685 --> 0:17:30.605 I I was not giving me home much during the season, 0:17:30.645 --> 0:17:32.725 so I decided I would spend some of the money 0:17:32.765 --> 0:17:36.004 on a Valentine's weekend away with my wife. Organized a 0:17:36.005 --> 0:17:39.565 really nice hotel, had a single colored rose on the 0:17:39.565 --> 0:17:42.845 bed in our room. When We're alive, Classy had a 0:17:42.885 --> 0:17:45.605 limo pick us up with a different colored rose on 0:17:45.645 --> 0:17:48.285 the sea, booked a really nice restaurant with a different 0:17:48.325 --> 0:17:53.365 colored rose. So many roses, so much effort, had the 0:17:53.365 --> 0:17:56.045 limo pick us up, and had a tour around Melbourne, 0:17:56.045 --> 0:17:58.405 then back to the hotel, driving home on a sunda 0:17:58.445 --> 0:18:02.565 ass wife did you enjoy that? Her response? Nice, But 0:18:02.685 --> 0:18:08.205 he could have spent the money on something better. I've 0:18:08.245 --> 0:18:14.445 never done another Valentine's Mickey Boy, that is hush, that 0:18:14.645 --> 0:18:18.445 is rough. It is one of the worst Valentine's Day stories. 0:18:18.645 --> 0:18:20.365 And then she I do only what's worse. Though, This 0:18:20.445 --> 0:18:23.645 isn't a competition for Today about the worst Valentine's Day story, 0:18:23.645 --> 0:18:25.925 Otherwise we're going to get real bud Skill stories. Are 0:18:25.965 --> 0:18:29.805 people being dumped on Valentine's Day or finding their partner cheated. 0:18:30.045 --> 0:18:32.205 Please if those stories have happened to you, I'm very sorry. 0:18:32.405 --> 0:18:33.365 We're not here for them. 0:18:33.845 --> 0:18:36.405 The Christian o'connall Show podcast. 0:18:37.685 --> 0:18:42.245 You've got bills you need to pay, don't make a 0:18:42.445 --> 0:18:49.725 Christian pay them every day in be in utilities or 0:18:49.805 --> 0:18:52.165 your hamstays, binary fees. 0:18:52.925 --> 0:18:55.125 You've got bills. 0:18:54.685 --> 0:18:57.525 An pow, some more bells. Head to the gold website 0:18:57.565 --> 0:19:00.565 dot com today. You upload your aile to enter and 0:19:00.605 --> 0:19:08.445 I could be calling you. Let's call Nicole. Hello. Is 0:19:08.445 --> 0:19:12.365 that Nicole? Yes, it is Nicole. This is Christian calling 0:19:12.365 --> 0:19:13.405 from the Bank of Christian. 0:19:14.125 --> 0:19:19.805 Oh my god, yeah, Ione, I told you you've got 0:19:19.805 --> 0:19:20.685 a really gorgeous for it. 0:19:20.885 --> 0:19:23.965 Oh, thank you very much all the time, all the time, 0:19:24.245 --> 0:19:26.965