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Speaker 5: Good morning parts, good morning everyone for a Tuesday?
Speaker 1: What was that appear to speaking like AI who says
Speaker 1: good morning for a Tuesday? Only people on the radio?
Speaker 1: Why do you make it weird like every one out
Speaker 1: of five show? So you do it. It's a strange greeting.
Speaker 1: That's you weren't It was because I look tinges now
Speaker 1: to check that you were ready to.
Speaker 4: Go live always.
Speaker 1: No, No, there was far thing around with you were
Speaker 1: doing someone on your phone? I know you were being honest.
Speaker 1: Don't lie what don't know?
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't No, literally, Hannah, my heart was not
Speaker 5: on my phone.
Speaker 1: But I had Rio said she's distracted. Well I was
Speaker 1: doing you know, you did not have one eye on
Speaker 1: the news. See you guys, are you worried about getting
Speaker 1: pinkin for Alex?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: You guys wouldn't understand that women can actually do like
Speaker 5: five things at once, so you can.
Speaker 1: I think I'm good for half a half task of
Speaker 1: a task, but a four one too much. That was
Speaker 1: pinkin this morning, alex ow Ah.
Speaker 6: Jeez, I'm okay, I'm good. It's it's better. It looks fine.
Speaker 6: I don't know what I was worried about. I thought
Speaker 6: it might have been a stye, but we think it
Speaker 6: was pink eye.
Speaker 4: Oh God, that's worse.
Speaker 1: It's worse. Pinkink can spread, Yes, sure, be here really
Speaker 1: like wildflowl.
Speaker 6: I don't know, because we're at a children's farm on Saturday,
Speaker 6: because my son got the same thing. We walked into
Speaker 6: this dust, this leaf blower dust. Who's leaf blowing on
Speaker 6: the in the afternoon anyway, and all these families there,
Speaker 6: and so we both got this kind of I don't know,
Speaker 6: red eyes.
Speaker 4: You got poo in the eye.
Speaker 1: We must he was, Yeah, I don't know. But it's
Speaker 1: kind of cleared up now, So that's good news. Hey.
Speaker 1: And so did you go to Channel seven yesterday? Did
Speaker 1: I drag myself in there? To the news? And also
Speaker 1: the kind of affage asi is someone who's watching it,
Speaker 1: you know, two in the off news is elderly with
Speaker 1: either conjunctive itis, cataracts, or pink eye themselves exactly. They're going,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he gets me. We can bond now,
Speaker 1: Suddenly I can connect with Alex.
Speaker 6: I've endeared myself to the audience with my pink eye
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 1: Every Tuesday on the show, in the first half and hour,
Speaker 1: we talk about how do we start the week yesterday?
Speaker 1: On Monday? Are we a Monday winner or loser? Patsy,
Speaker 1: what's it for you?
Speaker 5: I'm definitely a loser, and I'll tell you why please.
Speaker 5: I had to take my teenage daughter to the doctor
Speaker 5: last night and we were running early, which is very
Speaker 5: unusual for us. So anyway, her appointment was at five
Speaker 5: point thirty, so we just sat in the car and
Speaker 5: had a little chat. But the sun was streaming through
Speaker 5: the driver's side window and Audrey leaned over and looked
Speaker 5: at me really close, and she said, Mum, you've got
Speaker 5: about three long chin hairs, really dark chin hairs. Can
Speaker 5: I pluck them for you? And I thought, oh, that's
Speaker 5: fifty plus for you?
Speaker 1: Is that really?
Speaker 5: But I did appreciate her honesty because I didn't want
Speaker 5: to walk around amongst.
Speaker 1: No no, no, she's she's done.
Speaker 4: You a big favor, hasn't she though?
Speaker 1: But isn't it brutal parts getting into this phase of life?
Speaker 5: You know? The worst thing is I didn't know though
Speaker 5: we're there, that's the thing. Like, so she I've got
Speaker 5: my makeup bag out and she.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, you can't do what oldeople do. They smear
Speaker 1: it down with like foundation concealer. Then I think it's
Speaker 1: making it more. You've gone out of your way to
Speaker 1: just paint it challenge a chinover? No, no, no, do
Speaker 1: you like my hairy gin strap receptionist?
Speaker 5: My toys is we're in the makeup bit. So here
Speaker 5: we are in the car park of the GP's office
Speaker 5: and she was plucking my chin. That's why you have
Speaker 5: a daughter.
Speaker 1: But that is bonding, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Just that's what the chimpanzees do.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: They groom each other, They get on each other's back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what teenager like. They will the amount of
Speaker 1: times they said to my wife, you can't go out
Speaker 1: like that. There's some sprouting somewhere. It's awful, Pats. And
Speaker 1: this now means that you're going to have to be
Speaker 1: extra vigilant because that three is the start of a
Speaker 1: couple more.
Speaker 5: Oh, I know, I know, it's like they spread an emotion.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? Do you know what berts unless
Speaker 1: you go to you know what, I'm not playing that game.
Speaker 1: Just let it go. No, No, I actually think it's
Speaker 1: good for sort of talk ability on the show. We're
Speaker 1: the bearded lady.
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: No own it? I mean you go viral on some
Speaker 1: of that. Have you had the bearded lady on the
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show. I reckon, that's how we get to
Speaker 1: number one. If Carl and Jackie oh knew we had
Speaker 1: a bearded lady doing news, I actually think he'd hang
Speaker 1: up that golden microphone. God damn it, the poms cracked it.
Speaker 1: Please let the chin hairs grow out.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What.
Speaker 1: An amazing first message from our listeners to get this morning. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm downstairs in the bill with some tomato reddish. I
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Speaker 4: Paul Ah, it's very early for tomorrow.
Speaker 1: He offered this chutney relish to me yesterday and I said, yes, please.
Speaker 1: I just didn't realize we'll be getting a consignment of
Speaker 1: rush delivery during the show at six fifteen. The fact
Speaker 1: these tickeies he would have had to get up earlier chuckle.
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Speaker 1: He's on adderall he can do. He's the ACP DCPP.
Speaker 1: Good morning for a Tuesday, so I would. Yesterday I
Speaker 1: had to have a medical A lady came around, she
Speaker 1: took blood out to do. You're in something? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? You have to do what every company is
Speaker 1: for your life insurance. I know there's a definitely, there's
Speaker 1: a different one of that. There's a life insurance and
Speaker 1: then there's a life assurance. My wife's goofed me. My
Speaker 1: wife's got me up to the hill. Honestly, there's so
Speaker 1: many policies to my name. Every time I get in
Speaker 1: the car, I put a mirror underneath it. Is it today? Sarah?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 1: The break cables against Sarah's fancy coming to your door. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so she had she had to like measure me, weigh
Speaker 1: me out to go and do peace what she knows,
Speaker 1: like the coffin. I'm not making the end of this year.
Speaker 1: I'm not making the end of the year anyway.
Speaker 4: Your height, everything pats.
Speaker 1: Everything. It's a bit chilly at the moment. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: get chat. We're making small talk because it's you know,
Speaker 1: just to try and just make it un awkward, because
Speaker 1: it's odd. It's odd, especially with the motions anyway, in
Speaker 1: cold hands you had that onto the aircart. It's a nightmare.
Speaker 1: We get talking and obviously we will talk about COVID
Speaker 1: and how we got through it and stuff like this.
Speaker 1: She broke up with her husband four weeks before lockdown.
Speaker 1: Oh great timing in a way, because otherwise you wouldn't
Speaker 1: have Yeah, made lockdown together.
Speaker 4: So did they split with they in different houses before COVID.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And as we were talking and stopping
Speaker 1: notes about COVID and lockdown, she said someone, which is
Speaker 1: so true. Doesn't it feel like ages ago? And not?
Speaker 4: Yes, so true, it was like yesterday and ten years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I've spoken so many times different people around Australian
Speaker 1: who had it easier, who was a bit tougher in Victoria, nightmare,
Speaker 1: most lockdown city in the world in Melbourne, and we
Speaker 1: all sake my that feels like years ago and you
Speaker 1: don't really want to go back to it. But it's true.
Speaker 1: It also doesn't fill that long ago. How can those
Speaker 1: two things be true? But they are.
Speaker 9: Because time was so warped in COVID because we were
Speaker 9: locked down, the days melted into each other. No relevance, yes,
Speaker 9: And so I think that just messed with our perception
Speaker 9: of time for that period where you can't even make
Speaker 9: sense of the years.
Speaker 4: Like I couldn't even tell you what year it.
Speaker 1: Was twenty Yeah, February March.
Speaker 4: I would have said twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: But we do only been living here two years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh boy.
Speaker 1: Max was born, my youngest was born smack in the
Speaker 1: middle of that. You're kidding. Yeah, it was crazy. Oh,
Speaker 1: that must have been tough. So could you not get
Speaker 1: any family support or anything?
Speaker 6: No, But when we're in the hospital, it was quite lovely.
Speaker 6: Actually it was quite blessed because no one could bother us, so.
Speaker 1: We were in Those people are called family and friends,
Speaker 1: who are those botherers get them out.
Speaker 6: No, but it was awful in the lead up to
Speaker 6: that because we weren't allowed.
Speaker 1: To have certain people come and help us out.
Speaker 6: So we needed the help, but we just couldn't have
Speaker 6: that those people come and help us, which was tough.
Speaker 1: I know, perhaps you're talking about, you know, being middle
Speaker 1: age now and chin hairs today, My middle age week
Speaker 1: gets peak middle age. I'm in an MRI eleventh a
Speaker 1: m today.
Speaker 4: Or your shoulder, yes.
Speaker 1: So I need to be the people who've had an
Speaker 1: MRI and you go in that big tube because it's
Speaker 1: my shoulder? Can I just stand up and sort of
Speaker 1: dip it in from it? Do I need to go
Speaker 1: in all the way? Do they need to dip me
Speaker 1: fully in?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Just can I just top it? Lean in? You got it?
Speaker 1: You got it there? Carry out with this thing. Apparently
Speaker 1: you in there like half an hour.
Speaker 4: How did you get to choose your own music though.
Speaker 1: You haven't got time for that? We are you going
Speaker 1: to a spot, an iPod or something like that in
Speaker 1: an MRI thing? You'll be stuck a top of it.
Speaker 1: I'm already terrified. I didn't realize you don't go in
Speaker 1: in a gown. You go in in your clothes, but
Speaker 1: you obviously take off anything metallic because otherwids you're getting
Speaker 1: stuck to the roof. You know you hear those stories.
Speaker 1: Going to give you an old metal iPod. Also what
Speaker 1: years he come from? We need to carbon date and
Speaker 1: when is it in the tube?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you, but absolutely no thanks to the people that
Speaker 1: are messaging me to try and reassure me about my
Speaker 1: MRI at eleven am today for a possible shoulder tear
Speaker 1: to my own sholder fans, maybe you'll know about this
Speaker 1: the supersperinatus Christian. With your MRI, you will lay down
Speaker 1: and going around to the bottom of your ribs. You
Speaker 1: will wear a gown and they put headphones on you.
Speaker 1: You allowed a little bell. If you start getting uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: I generally close my eyes. You relaxing there. I've had
Speaker 1: fifteen MRIs. That's what, Jody, That's a lot. Is there
Speaker 1: any part of you that has been mapped out? Christian?
Speaker 1: I've lost track of how many MRIs. Who knew our
Speaker 1: listeners have had so many mis But I've had shoulder
Speaker 1: ones as well. They're going to put you in a
Speaker 1: position with your arm above your head. Well, that's that's
Speaker 1: gonna be problematic because I can't do that. So hopefully
Speaker 1: they're not going to put in a position. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm going in, Why do I need to be hailing
Speaker 1: a taxi? Are they just doing that for ships and gigs?
Speaker 1: They're going to put in a position with the arm
Speaker 1: above your head if you don't have an entry before
Speaker 1: you can walk out with one long clad Colleen's finding
Speaker 1: it funny, uh, and just trying and relax, Christian. With
Speaker 1: the ceasars, pounding sounds of the.
Speaker 4: Machine, it's very noisy and they.
Speaker 1: Tell you just to drift off to sleep. No. I
Speaker 1: think it's like a dung kung kung kung kung kung
Speaker 1: kung k k k kunk with my arm.
Speaker 4: Raish.
Speaker 1: Really looking forward to that day to eleven. Thanks listeners.
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Speaker 1: Alex said, is it going to be another great week
Speaker 1: for Team Australia in the Winter Olympics. Yeah, we're going
Speaker 1: pretty well. Bree Walker Bob slid.
Speaker 6: She's an eighth position in the monobob or the one
Speaker 6: person Bob Sleigh, That's what I like to call it.
Speaker 6: It's a bit more descriptive other than monobob. I've been
Speaker 6: googling monobob, but I now I.
Speaker 1: Know what it is. That's a good start. So brib
Speaker 1: people know what mono means. Well, true, but no one's
Speaker 1: going so as eight of them all on top like
Speaker 1: the Anthill mob. I see the eight.
Speaker 6: Bob be amazing. But no, she's into eighth. It's all
Speaker 6: ahead of us. She's got one more heat to go.
Speaker 6: She's got to absolutely blitz it to get into metal contention.
Speaker 6: There's a German who's going very well. Yeah, the German
Speaker 6: will probably win the gold naughty no relation to Nick Naughty,
Speaker 6: I don't think.
Speaker 1: But she's going very well. And so are there more
Speaker 1: golds to come this week? Or have we peaked? No,
Speaker 1: we're going well with There's Alie Hickman, sixteen years old.
Speaker 6: She could do really well in the slope style, the snowboarding.
Speaker 1: Sixteen years old.
Speaker 6: She's so young, she's the second youngest in the squad,
Speaker 6: so she is definitely a chance.
Speaker 1: But don't rule out braywalkat just yet.
Speaker 6: So yeah, we'll say, but look, we could easily get
Speaker 6: six even seven medals at the Games would be which
Speaker 6: would be more than our best deb.
Speaker 1: But we've already got it. She's incredible. This is five.
Speaker 6: I mean for a country that has hardly any snow,
Speaker 6: we get snow for like a couple of weeks a
Speaker 6: year in like a tiny part of Australia.
Speaker 1: How good are we going? I looked at the top
Speaker 1: of the medal table is Norway and one of the
Speaker 1: main reasons they're doing very well is the kids compete
Speaker 1: for fun. Up until the age of about fourteen. They
Speaker 1: don't have everyone gets a participation medal for taking part.
Speaker 1: They don't publish the results. They don't have national tournaments
Speaker 1: for under fourteen year olds. They want to just encourage
Speaker 1: that you play sport for fun. It's about the joy
Speaker 1: of competing, but not about where you are comparing yourself
Speaker 1: to other people. And if you've seen how they're doing
Speaker 1: their winter and they do really well in the summer
Speaker 1: games as well, they always do really well. So that
Speaker 1: way they hope that by the tongue of thirteen fourteen
Speaker 1: and some of them might move into the top one
Speaker 1: percent and want to go further. They've really instilled with
Speaker 1: them in the formative years sport is something you do
Speaker 1: for joy. It's not about comparing yourself publicly and looking
Speaker 1: how you've done stuff like that, which is why they're
Speaker 1: doing very well. Late all right, the home of your
Speaker 1: emails you call late, so the party you can email me.
Speaker 1: But and anything we're talking about on the show where
Speaker 1: you're catching up with an old podcast from the last
Speaker 1: one was eight years on the iHeart platform and the
Speaker 1: free app. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au
Speaker 1: last week we were talking. We called them word hurdles
Speaker 1: and the words that you struggle to say. This is
Speaker 1: an amazing email from Cartier Christian. I'm a prison officer
Speaker 1: who frequently works in the reception area of a prison.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's called reception.
Speaker 4: Change A reception is that?
Speaker 1: Hello, gota, I get service round here? Hello ding ding
Speaker 1: ding ding ding ding ding. Some are going to take
Speaker 1: my bags up to b wing.
Speaker 4: Why don't I get a key.
Speaker 1: Reception area of remand prison. When the prisoners arrive, we
Speaker 1: have to state the chargers that they are being remind
Speaker 1: remanded on the word I cannot, for the life of
Speaker 1: me pronounce it's burglary.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a hard one.
Speaker 1: That's a tough one.
Speaker 4: But a big part of the job offer it's a
Speaker 4: common charge.
Speaker 1: I reckon, that's ninety percent of those in the big house.
Speaker 5: Don't you just say PINCHI and stuff?
Speaker 4: No, your charge of.
Speaker 1: Nick stuff, charge of being a bad person. So when
Speaker 1: I get a person who is charged with birdlary, I panic.
Speaker 1: I have to get someone else to read that charge
Speaker 1: to them. That Casier. This is incredible. This is my
Speaker 1: favorite one we got from it. Christian. You were talking
Speaker 1: on the show recently about you went out for milk.
Speaker 1: What did you come back with? Went out from colonoscopy,
Speaker 1: came back with a two carteen motorcycle. That's incredible. Last
Speaker 1: week on the show we were talking about autographs. You
Speaker 1: remember an autographs thing? Now it's just selfies. Nichola has
Speaker 1: got an incredible one. Muhammad Ali's signature on my baseball
Speaker 1: glove for when I was a child. We lived in
Speaker 1: Africa for a couple of years and met him at
Speaker 1: the American embassy. That's an incredible one to have a Christian.
Speaker 1: When I was eight, I got the legendary Formula one
Speaker 1: driver Alam prost Senate's big rival. I've still got it
Speaker 1: forty five years on. Jessica's got Fonds aka the Mighty
Speaker 1: Henry Winkler. He came to my school about twelve twelve
Speaker 1: years ago, and he's written a series of children's books.
Speaker 1: If you've got young kids, the children's books he's written,
Speaker 1: The Events of Hank Zipper. They are brilliant books. They're very,
Speaker 1: very good kids books. And Chris has got the two
Speaker 1: thousand and two lineup of Oasis on their tour book. Wow, Jimmy,
Speaker 1: those used to going by I think it can still
Speaker 1: buy the very expensive sort of magazine you get when
Speaker 1: you go and see at the merch.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, the program.
Speaker 1: That's it. I don't think it's a book. Can't imagine
Speaker 1: the Oasis boy's writing a book. She went back in
Speaker 1: the day in two thousand and two. What they're up
Speaker 1: to they might have done him on top of that book.
Speaker 1: By that, I mean obviously taking some medicine. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: I want to share with you the worst Valentine's Day
Speaker 1: story you'd ever hear. Lovely, we're here for that. Mick
Speaker 1: years ago At landed a job coaching at a senior
Speaker 1: AFL team. Getting paid.
Speaker 5: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: I I was not giving me home much during the season,
Speaker 1: so I decided I would spend some of the money
Speaker 1: on a Valentine's weekend away with my wife. Organized a
Speaker 1: really nice hotel, had a single colored rose on the
Speaker 1: bed in our room. When We're alive, Classy had a
Speaker 1: limo pick us up with a different colored rose on
Speaker 1: the sea, booked a really nice restaurant with a different
Speaker 1: colored rose. So many roses, so much effort, had the
Speaker 1: limo pick us up, and had a tour around Melbourne,
Speaker 1: then back to the hotel, driving home on a sunda
Speaker 1: ass wife did you enjoy that? Her response? Nice, But
Speaker 1: he could have spent the money on something better. I've
Speaker 1: never done another Valentine's Mickey Boy, that is hush, that
Speaker 1: is rough. It is one of the worst Valentine's Day stories.
Speaker 1: And then she I do only what's worse. Though, This
Speaker 1: isn't a competition for Today about the worst Valentine's Day story,
Speaker 1: Otherwise we're going to get real bud Skill stories. Are
Speaker 1: people being dumped on Valentine's Day or finding their partner cheated.
Speaker 1: Please if those stories have happened to you, I'm very sorry.
Speaker 1: We're not here for them.
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Speaker 9: You've got bills you need to pay, don't make a
Speaker 9: Christian pay them every day in be in utilities or
Speaker 9: your hamstays, binary fees.
Speaker 4: You've got bills.
Speaker 1: An pow, some more bells. Head to the gold website
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Speaker 1: I could be calling you. Let's call Nicole. Hello. Is
Speaker 1: that Nicole? Yes, it is Nicole. This is Christian calling
Speaker 1: from the Bank of Christian.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, yeah, Ione, I told you you've got
Speaker 7: a really gorgeous for it.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you very much all the time, all the time,
Speaker 1: people knocking on the door, shouting through my letter box
Speaker 1: over the fence while I'm asleep, constant.
Speaker 10: Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Nicole. Now, Nicole, you've got a bell.
Speaker 1: Someone hit your car and then drove.
Speaker 7: Off My cool cars just got all this.
Speaker 10: That doesn't belong to it.
Speaker 1: I've never heard spoken to anyone so happy an upbeat
Speaker 1: about someone right smashing into the car and driving off, Nicole.
Speaker 4: Because you've called me. I can't believe it, Nicole.
Speaker 1: I've got three hundred dollars to pay for the car repairs.
Speaker 1: We're going to pay for that same that gay Thank
Speaker 1: you pleasure now, Nicole, because obviously I'm horrified to hear
Speaker 1: what happened. This is actually generally a horrible thing to do.
Speaker 1: I'm also gonna give you a pair of tickets to
Speaker 1: go and see Ed Sharon. But what if Ed drove
Speaker 1: into your car? How do you feel that about him? Sorry,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. You want tickets to go and see Ed, Sharon,
Speaker 1: and we're paying off your car repairs.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 10: Really great starts the way.
Speaker 1: It can't get anybody. You're gonna have a great week.
Speaker 4: I am now you are.
Speaker 1: What's about time you have some better luck? Much?
Speaker 10: Oh you, thank you so much, Christian, Thank you.
Speaker 1: God, pleasure, Nicole, take care, enjoy ed, Sharon. I will
Speaker 1: bye just produce a kitlin.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast if.
Speaker 1: A choosday on the show. We do things that make
Speaker 1: you good girl, the small things that drive you mad.
Speaker 1: What's it for you? You can text me? Oh four
Speaker 1: seven five three one oh four three for me? Why
Speaker 1: suddenly do I need to deny accept or cookies? I've
Speaker 1: led a cookie life and not up to anything dodgy.
Speaker 1: Why do we need to do? We need to deny everything?
Speaker 9: And they know exactly that we have no idea what
Speaker 9: it means? You know where they say, oh, or you
Speaker 9: can choose your own preferences.
Speaker 4: I don't know time.
Speaker 1: I don't have time for that life.
Speaker 4: And you have all my information? Yes, take it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm up to? What is this sick
Speaker 1: game you're playing with me?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 1: Honestly, I reckon about ninety percent of being an adult.
Speaker 1: It's registering your details to buy something. And then they go, hey,
Speaker 1: we just need to verify that email address. Why do
Speaker 1: I we lying? And why don't I just get an
Speaker 1: these cheap ass socks and some jocks.
Speaker 4: Yes, I don't need an account. I don't create a
Speaker 4: whole account just to do that.
Speaker 1: Then you need my email address to verify, get that number,
Speaker 1: and you want this is just a scam. You get
Speaker 1: my details?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, except.
Speaker 1: Cookies, denial cookies. Whatever you want with me, Terry dull lifestyle.
Speaker 1: It's not going to a security agency. I'm not up
Speaker 1: to anything. I look at it, go who is this
Speaker 1: dull man? He really likes cheap jocks and socks. I'm
Speaker 1: putting all my details to just get vacuum bags the
Speaker 1: other day. Yeah, that that something as simple as that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it takes so long. The amount of calories you have
Speaker 1: to expand and I've had enough of that capture thing
Speaker 1: as well. It's going to verify. You're going to verify
Speaker 1: the way. The way we're going to verify what it
Speaker 1: is to be a human is through how many fire
Speaker 1: hydrants I can spot. That's out of all the amazing
Speaker 1: thing it is to be a human. The way you
Speaker 1: can condense, now what makes a human in this you know,
Speaker 1: artificial age. The thing that's uniquely human is how many
Speaker 1: bicycles I can spot.
Speaker 4: And I actually find it really difficult.
Speaker 1: What they do. Three of them you get bang bang bang,
Speaker 1: hanging on a minute, there's a handle mark, a touch
Speaker 1: of a handlebar. One of them is that form the
Speaker 1: traffic light.
Speaker 4: Tricycle or bicycle, a motorbike. And then you feel like
Speaker 4: an idiot. They go like you're a robot. You know, No,
Speaker 4: I'm just an idiot.
Speaker 1: I'm not a robot. Someone told me that the way
Speaker 1: that's designed, it is not designed on actually how many
Speaker 1: you spot the three, the four, the five fire hydrants
Speaker 1: or whatever. It's a traffic lights, it's actually how you
Speaker 1: move the cursor.
Speaker 9: Really yeah, I don't like that, no, because now now
Speaker 9: I'm going to be so self canto.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to outthink the machine.
Speaker 1: And like, what hope have I got? It's why bother
Speaker 1: they'd be going, this is my most intelligent machine we've
Speaker 1: ever seen. No, actually it's a humanoid forward you in
Speaker 1: a musk, sat the other side of the screen watching me.
Speaker 1: How I moved the cursor because a human would move
Speaker 1: at stuntway. Where's a spambot wouldn't it would use it
Speaker 1: in a more economical way, right, God, I'm so human, Patsy,
Speaker 1: what's it for you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: When you can't find tupperware lids?
Speaker 1: Dread going in that drawer? Is it everyone else's bottom
Speaker 1: drawer that's down there?
Speaker 7: Ware?
Speaker 1: I need you, I hate you.
Speaker 5: It's everywhere. And I did start a system where after
Speaker 5: they came out of the dishwasher and dried, I would
Speaker 5: put the lids back on them before I put them
Speaker 5: back in the drawer.
Speaker 1: But then you can't stack easily, and you.
Speaker 5: Can't stack easily, so they're without their tops. So I
Speaker 5: did a fruit cellad yesterday, big container, and I thought,
Speaker 5: where the heck is the lid to that? So now
Speaker 5: it's just got cling wrap over over. Defies the purpose
Speaker 5: tupperware in the first place.
Speaker 1: Every day we move further away from God.
Speaker 4: And Patsy related. When you take the tupperware out of
Speaker 4: the dishwasher and you have to dry it, I just
Speaker 4: want to put it straight away.
Speaker 5: You have to grab a teatowel old school.
Speaker 1: We now have a system now, and any system in
Speaker 1: the kitchen, it never never lasts, is it. No, you're
Speaker 1: lucky if you get maybe a twenty four hour on
Speaker 1: that that system and like normal respects that you were
Speaker 1: just he's too tired. And it's where the what would
Speaker 1: you call the main thing, the actual the tupper not
Speaker 1: the lid, the unit that's called the unit. You stack
Speaker 1: those like Russian dolls. Okay, so because they're all different sizes, small, medium, large,
Speaker 1: stack stack sack. Underneath that stack stack stack are the lids.
Speaker 4: Oh you're never going to do that?
Speaker 3: Is so?
Speaker 4: That is in a perfect world.
Speaker 1: Sure, But you're actually challenging and inviting the tupperware gods
Speaker 1: because we work for Tupperware. No, no, no, they were
Speaker 1: all us. Tupperware is king of any kitchen. We are,
Speaker 1: but as servants, you're deluding yourself if you think you're
Speaker 1: in charge that tupperware. I actually think it rearranges itself
Speaker 1: during the night I'm like, when I went to bed,
Speaker 1: this had some kind of system.
Speaker 4: Like toy story.
Speaker 1: Yes, what are you have to they're moving around the
Speaker 1: kitchen passing. You've got a tup away, a poltergeist. What
Speaker 1: we want is somehow where they can be magnetized and
Speaker 1: the other thing, you know, you have that thing you
Speaker 1: can do with your vacuum where you can stand on
Speaker 1: it and it sucks a care back in why can't
Speaker 1: tap away do that? Why I can stand on it
Speaker 1: and it will just find the lids somewhere through the
Speaker 1: air and come and land on top of it. All
Speaker 1: went too far from that one. I thought would have
Speaker 1: got more four fruits old yummyummy. But anyway, Wiggles fans
Speaker 1: will have got that one.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Do you know.
Speaker 1: The story of the Chinese zodiac? You must do any
Speaker 1: All zodiacs have the twelve signs ease twelve months. However,
Speaker 1: they're always paired with an element, one of the five elements,
Speaker 1: so it means only every sixty years will you get
Speaker 1: it repeating. So this year of the fire Horse, which
Speaker 1: you got two very dramatic elements, you got the power
Speaker 1: on the relentless charge of a horse with fire, so
Speaker 1: this is actually known as the fire Fire year is
Speaker 1: going to be a hell of a year a horse
Speaker 1: on fire. Wow. Wow, Yeah, that's a lot strapping guys. Uh,
Speaker 1: let you know, this break is going to be Tuperware
Speaker 1: heavy and if you're flicking around, we're here for it.
Speaker 1: Which Kadien just came bouncing into the studio to tell
Speaker 1: us that she has an amazing system for storing and
Speaker 1: maintaining in an organized manner. The chaos that is Tuperware.
Speaker 8: Ours is so organized that a friend once came over
Speaker 8: and was in shock when she opened the cupboard and said,
Speaker 8: are you actually kidding me?
Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 1: Caylin Kaitlyn is always in a world of hyperbole, so
Speaker 1: we're meant to believe that some simpleton friend who'd never
Speaker 1: been seen anything amazing and was in shuh, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm going into shock. It's like seeing double rainbows.
Speaker 4: Why is it so special? What's so organized about it?
Speaker 8: Because it's like everyone has an ordinarily a jumbled mess
Speaker 8: of containers and lids and stuff everywhere. Ours is perfectly
Speaker 8: placed together. So what we do is all the bases
Speaker 8: get stacked on top of each other, and then on
Speaker 8: top of the bases, we have all the lids, so
Speaker 8: that we.
Speaker 1: Tried that bety may twenty four hours because you'll take
Speaker 1: something out and then you won't go but you're being
Speaker 1: a rush. One day you'll be in a rush to
Speaker 1: put them back and you just chuck them in.
Speaker 8: Well, we're very busy at the moment, and we always
Speaker 8: make time to ensure that it is perfectly.
Speaker 1: Well good for the lesbians.
Speaker 9: Okay, so your tupperware Caln does live in like a
Speaker 9: model home.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like a show exactly.
Speaker 1: Yes, when she's had a couple of wines, it's the
Speaker 1: veneer comes off the rain of terror. Don't you clean
Speaker 1: the shewer glass every time as well? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Every single squeege?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Every use I squeegee and I wipe down?
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, wait till you get kids.
Speaker 4: You wait, Yeah, I mean that's way forget it.
Speaker 1: Chaos, Yeah, absolute chaos.
Speaker 8: One might actually help is actually it's above, so you
Speaker 8: have to reach up, so there's no way of just
Speaker 8: going down and like messing it up.
Speaker 1: You'll find a way, yeah, trust me, yep, yep, Christian,
Speaker 1: please thank pants. We're talking about Tupperware reminded me to
Speaker 1: grab my lunch. I was just about to start my
Speaker 1: current head off without it. Do you know what? I'm
Speaker 1: thinking that what we should do because everyone's texting the
Speaker 1: moment talking about tupperware. We need to have our show
Speaker 1: branded way. Yes, now I'm thinking, what do you think? Team?
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about the two ways that we use tupperware.
Speaker 1: It's either you put it straight in after you've had
Speaker 1: dinner for leftovers. Yeah that's guy, don't need to worry
Speaker 1: about lunch tomorrow. Or you've got a fresh lunch you're
Speaker 1: putting in your tuperware. What about two types of tupperware
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell leftover mate and the lunch mate.
Speaker 4: I love that when.
Speaker 1: It's the breakfast show, not just a breakfast show, it's
Speaker 1: your lunch mate.
Speaker 4: Same sizes, different sizes. What are we Are we going square?
Speaker 4: Are we going circle? What's your prefer Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa? Fire works
Speaker 1: coming into us right now? Rho. I didn't think about
Speaker 1: a circular one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's got to be circular.
Speaker 4: I'm a cube guy, cube guy.
Speaker 6: I in my hand right now, have a cube I've
Speaker 6: got three of these, and I'm going to hold under
Speaker 6: these three for dear life. It's a purple one. It's
Speaker 6: a daycall one, and it's lovely and kind of cube shaped.
Speaker 1: It once you find by the way the way that
Speaker 1: he went to that so efforts sleep could tell it.
Speaker 1: Guy walks in tatiorial. They're only ever one second away
Speaker 1: from an advertorial. In fact, he's probably done a very
Speaker 1: lucrative deal. He's got a cheaper part of the lambow.
Speaker 1: Times are hard, guys, fire Horse decore.
Speaker 5: If you're listening, they've got to be different sizes. They
Speaker 5: can't be the same size, because that's what tupperwar is.
Speaker 5: It gives you options.
Speaker 4: I agree, but that's what makes it hard to organize.
Speaker 4: This is a heavy.
Speaker 1: Like a wavable. Yes, Christian things that maybe good girl,
Speaker 1: Why is the morning sun so bright? The biggest first
Speaker 1: well probably be I'm more worried when it's a bit
Speaker 1: dim one morning.
Speaker 4: The sun.
Speaker 1: In the morning is to see that, right sun. We're
Speaker 1: so being Christian. We cracked it over the weekend with
Speaker 1: our missing tup of well lids, so we just threw
Speaker 1: out the whole conference of the cupboard and brought new ones, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: David Admiral, Sir David Amer is weeping right now. That
Speaker 1: will go in a dolphin's blowhole.
Speaker 4: And can you imagine starting fresh with all the exactly.
Speaker 1: I agree, Actually, Patsy Christian, first time texter. The things
Speaker 1: that made me go mad the staff at supermarkets doing
Speaker 1: other people's home shopping. They've got that trolley that works
Speaker 1: perfectly for the Star. There's also twice the size, no
Speaker 1: won key wheels pushing past you down the aisle, Get
Speaker 1: out the way. Someone at home needs this foode not you.
Speaker 1: They step away your trolley, grabbin him off the shelf,
Speaker 1: slow you down, paid by the hour. Breach trolley yes, yes, seriously.
Speaker 4: Pieces me off to your own shopping.
Speaker 5: I handy, but they won't move for you either.
Speaker 1: They got right away, got the SUV trolley and it
Speaker 1: delies trolley. Yes, the Porsch of shopping trolleys.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: You want to excite Australia you start talking about tupperware.
Speaker 1: It is going on right now my studio inbox, Christian,
Speaker 1: what is wrong with me? This tupperware section has got
Speaker 1: me excited. My heart is actually racing wondering if I'm
Speaker 1: going to be able to get some of your new
Speaker 1: special where for leftovers and lunches. Susie in the Central Coast,
Speaker 1: locked in Christian I tell you what I hate when
Speaker 1: the leftover spaghetti Bodoignase turns the tupple where orange. You're right,
Speaker 1: it becomes shrump.
Speaker 4: Color curry as well tiring curry.
Speaker 1: Yes, yep, I hate the stained plastic. So that container
Speaker 1: will forevermore be known as the Bodognase lunch box.
Speaker 4: That's why you get the red ones, the Red Daycore ones.
Speaker 4: You can put spaghetti. It's already read all right.
Speaker 1: There's two three topic Tuesday. You can be winning two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars suspending Chemists warehouse. So that's cool.
Speaker 1: We get on the next forty five minutes. The number
Speaker 1: need for your phone stories is thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: First of all of the three topics today, first two
Speaker 1: are places that you and your partner or a partner
Speaker 1: have had an argument. Aisle Arguments producer Kailin had an
Speaker 1: epic one on the Sunday spotlight fabrics were flying in
Speaker 1: the air.
Speaker 8: So I am building my welcome sign for my wedding
Speaker 8: in three weeks and.
Speaker 3: Don't even start.
Speaker 1: Well, no, only because I've seen your spelling. What would
Speaker 1: it say?
Speaker 9: Com and there are professionals who did do that exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it might come down to it.
Speaker 1: Look and the arrow will be pointing the wrong way,
Speaker 1: probably into the ocean.
Speaker 8: I just want to have my own personal touch on
Speaker 8: my welcome sign brilliant.
Speaker 2: So I went to get.
Speaker 8: Some fabric and some letters to spell out the zemma.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it's going to be in fuzzy felt right.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a blow.
Speaker 1: Away in the wind.
Speaker 2: No, there's a little I don't want to give away
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 3: But the.
Speaker 1: New gender reveal is the welcome sign reveal, Oh god,
Speaker 1: oh my God, to me is and last the others
Speaker 1: want to get there. And Brey noticed a welcome sign. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I breezed past it and oh no, what he knew
Speaker 1: about this? Had the ruined Christmas.
Speaker 8: My welcome sign is actually quite large, one point eight
Speaker 8: meters by one point too.
Speaker 1: Oh my wow, things, Bogan's Love. We did this on
Speaker 1: the show last week. Oversize Sign.
Speaker 4: That that is grotesque.
Speaker 1: It's the big banana and now Australia lights oversized things.
Speaker 1: Who needs to tune me to welcome sign. You need
Speaker 1: a permit for that. Flattened someone, you'll get sued.
Speaker 8: The reason babies that has all the tables on it,
Speaker 8: and we got quite a few guests.
Speaker 2: So one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 1: Well, if you're like a topic, you're trying to see
Speaker 1: the tops one point eight meters up, you got.
Speaker 8: Lander and then off to the left there is a
Speaker 8: window with a curtain.
Speaker 4: That so what do you mean by that? There's a window.
Speaker 5: So there is a window with a curtain, not on
Speaker 5: the sign.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the sign.
Speaker 5: Is that for a great unveiling or something.
Speaker 8: The idea is you put in your wishing well, which
Speaker 8: is your little card to us, and then someone.
Speaker 1: Hands out So basically you built a fake ATM.
Speaker 8: And someone hands out a le Moncello's shot to you
Speaker 8: as a thank you.
Speaker 4: It's like a kissing booth.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 8: So we're in spotlight getting all of this stuff and
Speaker 8: you get you don't. And there we were in Aisle twelve,
Speaker 8: I remember very clearly, and we were going through the
Speaker 8: letters and Zem was not being very helpful my partner,
Speaker 8: and so we just started having a little dispute about it,
Speaker 8: and she annoyed me for the lack of better words.
Speaker 2: And so I stormed out of.
Speaker 4: You walked, I walked.
Speaker 2: I was furious.
Speaker 8: I was trying to get past this little old lady
Speaker 8: was going way too slow, and I was.
Speaker 1: Speeding around spotlight.
Speaker 8: I actually got out into the car. She called me
Speaker 8: and she said, stop being so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I get back in here. And then I said, well, if.
Speaker 1: You're going to be, you're married already. This is what
Speaker 1: marriage is.
Speaker 8: Anyway, we sorted it out. I went back in, and
Speaker 8: the sign is looking great.
Speaker 1: So far, oh few, because I think all of us. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I hope that sign it's okay, you know.
Speaker 4: But don't tell me too much.
Speaker 1: One point eight meters with that side curtain. I'm glad.
Speaker 4: We we know now it's good to be braced.
Speaker 1: What is this an art submission or something? What's happening
Speaker 1: here right now? Past? When you have Chris the love
Speaker 1: god wherever you had art ages.
Speaker 5: Ago, when we started dating, like thirty years or more
Speaker 5: than thirty years ago, actually five hundred in the middle
Speaker 5: of kmart, of course, and it was in the women's
Speaker 5: shoe section. Only I can't remember he was.
Speaker 1: Working there, wasn't he No, it wasn't did you if
Speaker 1: your first pair of her thongs?
Speaker 4: That sorella?
Speaker 5: But I can't remember what it was over it's always
Speaker 5: over something mean.
Speaker 1: Great story. Well bank to that one already. I can
Speaker 1: say you've won the two hundred house.
Speaker 4: If someone called the show, I can't remember what the
Speaker 4: story was.
Speaker 1: Oh hang on, let me just rush you on air.
Speaker 4: Thirty years ago, mate.
Speaker 5: Women's shoe section, But I don't know what the topic was.
Speaker 5: If he's listening and you remember.
Speaker 1: She's got hairs coming on her chin and now she's
Speaker 1: lost her memory?
Speaker 5: What happens going miss?
Speaker 1: Two ways for you to coy stories if you can
Speaker 1: remember them.
Speaker 4: We only talked about one.
Speaker 1: I know thirteen fifty five twenty two aisle arguments? Where
Speaker 1: have you had an argument? And what did your kid break?
Speaker 1: Right towards the end of yesterday's show, one of our
Speaker 1: listeners had their TV smashed by the A two and
Speaker 1: a half. Your throwing a toy screwdriver at the TV cracked?
Speaker 1: It's broken. They need a new one. What did your
Speaker 1: kid break? And where did you have an argument? Give
Speaker 1: me a call.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Where have you had an argument with your partner? Ile
Speaker 1: arguments and also what did your kid break? Christian? My
Speaker 1: son smashed a window my house when he was three
Speaker 1: years old. He was hammering the window with a toy hammer.
Speaker 1: Don't give kids toy hammers the clothes and the title
Speaker 1: it's a hammer with it's a tool in a real one.
Speaker 1: It was a massive window, cost a small fortunes to replace.
Speaker 1: That's Cassie Christian Caleb here my partner. I had a
Speaker 1: big argument at the recent Green Day concert. She walked
Speaker 1: out like a barely enjoy I could barely enjoy, American idiot, Christian?
Speaker 1: How do you get rid of food stains out of
Speaker 1: plastic containers? I've had this hack so many times. So
Speaker 1: people talking about, you know, when you have leftover bodognaise
Speaker 1: and then has that kind of ready orange taint. A
Speaker 1: lot of you are talking about the same hack to
Speaker 1: tear completely clean it out. This is amazing. Small wo
Speaker 1: of warm water, squid of dish washing liquid, and a
Speaker 1: scrunched up piece of paper towel in the container, Pop
Speaker 1: on the lid, give it a good shake. No more
Speaker 1: red food stain.
Speaker 4: Oh so you don't scrub it, you know, shake it.
Speaker 1: To it somehow. I know I'm getting it from different people.
Speaker 1: Someone I was saying as well, if you put a
Speaker 1: tiny bit of a Christian I won't putting leftover spaghetti
Speaker 1: or curries into clear tubleware. Give it a light spray
Speaker 1: with olive oil first. This will stop the discoloration. Great word,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Joe. Discoloration. I love that Christian glass tupperware
Speaker 1: is the way to go. No stains, keeps food fresher.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show glass embroidered tup aware. Okay, he's
Speaker 1: saying here your phone lines will blow up.
Speaker 4: It is expensive though the glass. I don't know if
Speaker 4: a budget's going to stretch the year.
Speaker 1: Of the fire Horse. Christian. Our tupperware is in two drawers.
Speaker 1: One drawer is containers and the other is the lid.
Speaker 1: Oh we don't have that space. No, sorry, don't have
Speaker 1: that space. Don's no way.
Speaker 4: He's been industrial kitchen or something, says that.
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey. All right, so we're looking for your stories
Speaker 1: about ile arguments and also what did your kid break?
Speaker 1: Give me a call? Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Morning, Trish,
Speaker 1: good morning, how are we this morning? I'm good Trish,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. So where did you have an
Speaker 1: argument Ikea in Richmond. I reckon that has got to be.
Speaker 1: Ikea is probably the number one place where couples have
Speaker 1: an argument.
Speaker 10: Really, I feel better now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, No, My wife and I've had some major ones.
Speaker 1: It's always Ikea. I have to be fed beforehand. With
Speaker 1: the Swedish meatballs, I won't simply fall anymore for the
Speaker 1: end of it. We'll have it because we need to
Speaker 1: get back with all this stuff. Chris beat the traffic,
Speaker 1: goddamn it. I'm having the meatballs now. Then I'll put
Speaker 1: up with this whole parade through the store.
Speaker 10: On our second return. We did it before we got there, so, yes,
Speaker 10: we were clever the second time.
Speaker 4: You've got them.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the first time we went there, I just started
Speaker 10: dating him. We were nearly in the relationship and we
Speaker 10: started fighting in like the first pod about the furniture
Speaker 10: that I wanted, and I cracked it and not even
Speaker 10: thinking I had to go three aisles of mazes up
Speaker 10: down up here, hard to walk out. You're just walking
Speaker 10: past him and you yes, and you're always angry. I
Speaker 10: got to the car and he's sitting at the car
Speaker 10: and I said, what are you doing at the car?
Speaker 10: And he said, I just went back the way we came.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know that was an option.
Speaker 1: That's who he was a keeper. This is a smart man,
Speaker 1: it is this guy can get out of an Ica quick.
Speaker 1: He's a guy for me. Oh yeah.
Speaker 10: I was even more angry when I got to the
Speaker 10: car and I realized I had to walk all the
Speaker 10: way through and he didn't.
Speaker 7: So we didn't last.
Speaker 4: The signs were there, whether they weren't.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's the IKEA way, Trish, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Sorry I didn't say goodbye bye. Guys always let them
Speaker 1: have the last word, some of them.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show go On podcast.
Speaker 1: Still can't move on from Tupperware. Christian another great hat
Speaker 1: to get the stain from left over bolognazed out of
Speaker 1: the storage containers and Tuberware tomato stains are affected by
Speaker 1: UV sunlight, so just simply leave out in the sun
Speaker 1: for a tel two. It would just be oh, that
Speaker 1: looks nice for another front of the house or in
Speaker 1: the gardeners of feature. And what's that that's my pyramid
Speaker 1: of Tupperway.
Speaker 4: I just can't see how that would just the jumps.
Speaker 1: Yes, Crawny's getting in there. Okay, two ways to get
Speaker 1: your stories on the show today, What did your kid break?
Speaker 1: And I'll arguments strange places you've had an argument with
Speaker 1: your partner. So far, we've had the classic Ikea, the Notz,
Speaker 1: the Classic Spotlight, and a Green Day concert. Christian not
Speaker 1: my kid, but I had to share this from me little.
Speaker 1: My grandmother had a rocking chair placed in front of
Speaker 1: the window of her house. Rocking chairs, there's the thing
Speaker 1: on the past.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they are always in front of the
Speaker 4: windows so you can sort.
Speaker 1: Of rock and see what's going on. You can rock
Speaker 1: and watch, watch and rock. Are there still new rocking
Speaker 1: chairs being made of?
Speaker 8: It?
Speaker 1: All just a second hand market keeping it going. It's
Speaker 1: a demand stool there for because these days, right grandparents. Like,
Speaker 1: there's a granny he couldn't really call a granny that
Speaker 1: goes to my gym and she's like a triathlete. She
Speaker 1: is super she does I saw it yesterday. She's doing
Speaker 1: trap bar deadlifts. Wow. Wow, she's chacked. She's got three
Speaker 1: grandkids in all of her So I can't see her
Speaker 1: sitting in rocking chair as she's bench pressing.
Speaker 4: It'll swings out of it.
Speaker 5: Well, there's nursing moms in nurseries, you know when you're breastfeeding.
Speaker 1: The Yes, I got my wife one of those best
Speaker 1: things ever bought my wife. Oh my god, that chair,
Speaker 1: the glider it's called.
Speaker 4: Did you ever get a go?
Speaker 1: Of course I did most of the time.
Speaker 4: It was me in that chap.
Speaker 1: You're not breastfeeding twenty four hours a day. It's so good, Christian.
Speaker 1: My grandmother had a rocking chair place in front of
Speaker 1: the front wind of her house. My brother was rocking
Speaker 1: it so hard. Of course he was. Of course he was,
Speaker 1: we know what's going to happen. And the chair went
Speaker 1: through the window.
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: Gran got the chair, the chair and the winter a bed.
Speaker 1: A few weeks later my brother did it again. Now
Speaker 1: I'm guessing this will be in the days when a
Speaker 1: clip behind the head was a norm. Repairman came back out.
Speaker 1: Same repairman said to my grand wait, is this the
Speaker 1: same window? She said you, I'm the same grandchild. He
Speaker 1: knew I could do impressions too, That's right, triple through Christian.
Speaker 1: As a kid, I hopped into my dad's work truck.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, hilarity did not ensue. Let the handbrake off,
Speaker 1: The truck rolled down the driveway, across the road, slash
Speaker 1: through the neighbour's front fence and into the househouse. Wow,
Speaker 1: so Christian, I broke my dad's truck and the neighbor's house.
Speaker 1: This is a dad not embraced, so grounded, Christian. My
Speaker 1: son smashed the window my house when he was three.
Speaker 1: Windows is key to be getting smashed my kids windows
Speaker 1: and TVs or where they work their magic. Let's take
Speaker 1: some calls now, Good morning, Die.
Speaker 7: And I die Hello Christian.
Speaker 1: Hello, they're welcome to the show, Die. What's your story
Speaker 1: for us?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: My story actually coincides with your topperwar this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh brilliant.
Speaker 7: So my kids are adults and kids breaking things. My
Speaker 7: kids are adults now, but when they were little, my
Speaker 7: son and daughter both used to fight like there was
Speaker 7: no tomorrow. And my son frisbee a tupper wear lid
Speaker 7: at my daughter's head, who then ducked and the topper
Speaker 7: wear lid went straight through my sliding glass.
Speaker 1: Door window like a very strong frisbee.
Speaker 7: Oh pretty strong kid was a seam as well.
Speaker 1: That is, actually sign him up for Australia. They need
Speaker 1: him today. Actually taking on the powerhouse of a man.
Speaker 7: One hundred percent. Do you think that kid didn't get
Speaker 7: put me room for a long while?
Speaker 1: Okay, I thank you very much. I don't want to
Speaker 1: ask her what he did get, all right, Please you
Speaker 1: get with It's some of them too quick. These some
Speaker 1: of them are hanging on there. She's still there. Now.
Speaker 1: This is a dinosaur. We're live to Jurassic Park.
Speaker 4: Is this a farm?
Speaker 1: We're on a farm, aren't we? Are we in the cow?
Speaker 1: It's the phone in the cow. Move twice if you
Speaker 1: can hear me, hello the owner? Yes, hello, what's incredible.
Speaker 1: You're obviously calling from a farm. Yes, we are some
Speaker 1: vehicles for a long time, right, and cows can hear.
Speaker 10: Yes, cows waiting for their breakfast.
Speaker 1: All right, So you dairy farm, no big farmer? All right,
Speaker 1: I gotcha? All right? So what got broken broken?
Speaker 10: Yeah? My son was helping canting hay over the summer
Speaker 10: and he drove the tractor into a car.
Speaker 4: A double yea.
Speaker 1: There's only one winner there and that is always the tractor.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well yeah, the.
Speaker 10: Chapter one and the whole bill cost us nearly four grand,
Speaker 10: which I think is coming out of his inheritance.
Speaker 1: Score of that and to my son here about that inheritance.
Speaker 1: This number here is minus what he's going to get
Speaker 1: is half a hay bell.
Speaker 7: I just realized I rang up for the wrong segment.
Speaker 7: I should have rung up for pay my.
Speaker 1: Bill exactly four grand tractor damage. That's incredible, Fiona, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Cooling Life from the Farm, have a
Speaker 1: great day.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have. I've looked at it. Yeah, yeah, so yeah,
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