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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I think we're going to get some big opinions both

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Speaker 2: sides of this debate. It's about the toilet and men.

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Speaker 2: Do we spend too long in the I personally am

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Speaker 2: not aware of that. I do like going in there,

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Speaker 2: staying in there, even when I'm not doing business.

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Speaker 3: It's like a spa to me. You know, it's going

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Speaker 3: recline in there and recline.

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Speaker 2: We've got like books on the going there. Oh, it's brilliant. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you spend you guys? Is that your happy place?

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Speaker 3: Don't say too much? Do you give away our secret?

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's a secret. Well do you think

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Speaker 2: Chris Spen's too long in there?

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Speaker 1: No, he's the complete opposite. He's like Express Morning, Chris.

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Speaker 1: He'll be listening to this on the way and to think, No,

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Speaker 1: he's express service. He is in and out and I'll

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Speaker 1: say number one or two or so.

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Speaker 2: To he's not your son, we did you.

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Speaker 1: He's quick, he gets in there, does his business gage. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just like express service with him.

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Speaker 1: Whereas I'm the one I like to take in some

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Speaker 1: reading material, take my phone, and then of course when

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Speaker 1: you're a mum, everyone comes in have you seen mine?

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Speaker 1: And where's this? Or what's for dinner? And I've got

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Speaker 1: Chris in there, I've got.

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Speaker 2: All still this now at sixteen eighteen, we'll wandering and

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Speaker 2: start to chat to my wife. She sat down and

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Speaker 2: luckily they don't ever they hear and know that jaws

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Speaker 2: lot the Actually you want to leave the suburb? Do

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Speaker 2: you don't want to go anywhere near? That's what's going on.

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Speaker 3: You can't live there?

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Speaker 2: Jack saw something amazing.

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Speaker 3: This is where Bianker asked me, is like, do you

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Speaker 3: go in there as an oasis or do you just

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Speaker 3: go in there to do your business? Because she saw

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Speaker 3: this on the new Facebook page of the suburb that

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Speaker 3: we moved to. A group member has put this up.

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Speaker 3: Does anyone else have a male partner that spends a

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Speaker 3: ridiculous amount of time in the bathroom room. It's not

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Speaker 3: unusual for my husband to spend forty five minutes on

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Speaker 3: the loop three times a Day's.

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Speaker 1: He's doing something else in there?

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Speaker 3: It often can you mean something else like conducting an affair?

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Speaker 1: That's that's dodgy, That is forty five minutes three times

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Speaker 1: a date that's not like three hours a day.

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Speaker 3: She says it often coincides with the most challenging window

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Speaker 3: with the kids. I don't think it's a coincidence. I

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Speaker 3: noticed he never goes to the toilet when the kids

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Speaker 3: are asleep.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I remember when the kids were younger.

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Speaker 2: I sometimes would say, I just need to go on

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Speaker 2: to it, just to shut that door.

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Speaker 3: Just need to rely.

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Speaker 2: I remember all I once kept shouting, are you are

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Speaker 2: you still doing business? I was like, yeah, almost down,

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Speaker 2: almost went.

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Speaker 3: I've just seen your Twitter.

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Speaker 2: You've just posted two tweets in there.

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Speaker 3: I can do two things at once, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, So be honest. Do you think women, do you

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Speaker 2: think that us guy spent too long in the toilet?

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Speaker 3: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Gretchen, I don't think I spent too much time in

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Speaker 2: the toilet because my wife often sends me a text

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Speaker 2: us me where I am So Peter, we're asking two men,

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Speaker 2: do you think we spend too long in the toilet?

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Speaker 2: Hiding in there? Because my wife is agreed with us.

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Speaker 2: This morning, way too long in the toilet. Tuesday, we

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Speaker 2: had a third child. She missed getting her epidural because

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Speaker 2: I had to go to the toilet before we left

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Speaker 2: for the hospital. That's Dan and Banarat I spend.

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Speaker 3: I can spend a long time on the toilet if

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Speaker 3: I'm playing a chess game and it goes a long time,

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Speaker 3: So even after I've finished my movements, I can be

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Speaker 3: on there for another twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Gim me. I'm I'm confused now about what kind of

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Speaker 2: movements on the board or move other piece.

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Speaker 3: But if I get a quick check mate, I'm back

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Speaker 3: out of the toilet really quickly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it depends on the chess game. Yeah, Jane, good morning.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, how everybody?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good, Jane. So do you think us guys

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Speaker 2: spend too long in the loop? Yes, I believe you do.

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Speaker 2: My husband spend that much time on the toilet that

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Speaker 2: when he gets up he's got pint and yeah, thrown mooses.

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Speaker 2: We almost got that with these terrible seats last night

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Speaker 2: the BA.

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Speaker 3: I actually have experienced something like me to especially if

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Speaker 3: you're leaning on your elbows into your while you're playing

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Speaker 3: on your grooves.

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Speaker 2: There, don't you and the toilet seat on your backside

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Speaker 2: a big red mark on my body?

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Speaker 3: Can you explain to me why do you actually have

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Speaker 3: the need to take in your laptops or your phone

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Speaker 3: to the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Who's doing Microsoft team meetings in there?

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Speaker 3: I've never taken in the love time.

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Speaker 2: He's running a second business out of the toilet. This

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Speaker 2: is office space, Jane. That's gat Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Let's speak to Tracy now. Tracy.

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys here going.

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Speaker 2: We're good, Tracy. What do you reckon? Well?

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Speaker 1: Might Hoby takes the.

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Speaker 2: I've paid with him whenever he goes in the way?

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna.

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Speaker 1: Watch a whole episode?

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Speaker 2: It's the mondoquent of the newspaper under the arm, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Basically the Christian O'Connell show podcast