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Speaker 1: Patty, how was your weekend? Mate?
Speaker 2: I'd a great weekend and I can say, after nearly
Speaker 2: thirty years of marriage that I finally have wardrobe domination.
Speaker 2: I got home Saturday. Chris is so sick of my wardrobe.
Speaker 2: The pieces from my wardrobe sort of extending out into
Speaker 2: the bedroom. So I had jackets.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like Vilenski, isn't he in Ukraine? And
Speaker 1: you're like the imperial mites of Russia. You're Peutin, Peutin Pats.
Speaker 2: It's sort of just like a plant sort of growing
Speaker 2: out of the wardrobe.
Speaker 1: Boys.
Speaker 2: Yes, he was a bit anyway, so he thought he'd
Speaker 2: do me a favor and he has moved his clothes
Speaker 2: out of our.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's actually really sad.
Speaker 2: And into the one in his office. And I got home.
Speaker 1: Did he give you his balls as well? To hang
Speaker 1: up in that walking water? Chris, get back in there,
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 2: He was quite proud of himself because he said, look
Speaker 2: and he'd rearranged it in colors and completely.
Speaker 1: Res Man has colors here, you do black, white, gray.
Speaker 1: There's a rainbow for men in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: No, but my colors. My clothing had put all the
Speaker 2: pinks with the reds and then the blo.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's got what's it called. It's Stockholm synd.
Speaker 1: You fall in love with your captor, and that is marriage.
Speaker 2: So I didn't know how to feel like. Initially, I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: that is fantastic. He spent like two hours doing this
Speaker 2: beautiful favor. But then I felt really sad, and then
Speaker 2: I started crying, and he said, what why are you crying?
Speaker 2: And I said, because it feels like I've been widowed
Speaker 2: because none of your stuff is in the wardrobe.
Speaker 1: But you've won.
Speaker 2: I know, but I don't know if I like that.
Speaker 2: I said, you a nice at least need to put
Speaker 2: like a couple of shirts.
Speaker 1: I thank you so much for the smell. Wait, wife,
Speaker 1: I can have a shirt in here. You can't make
Speaker 1: him go into the office and then play the victim
Speaker 1: because you don't know rio choice. I know you're gay,
Speaker 1: but this is how it is, my friend. You made
Speaker 1: the right choice. The rest of us are struck in
Speaker 1: this eternal, infernal damnation, damned, if you do your damn
Speaker 1: maternal get out, get out, get out, and then oo
Speaker 1: boo boo. Maybe have a sock there, Chris
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