1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: You're listening to Will. 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 2: Woody right now. Though, we're talking about when your dad 3 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 2: embarrassed you in front of your new partner, Gabrielle, who's 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 2: called Gabrielle this when you were fourteen fourteen? 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:18,600 Speaker 3: Yes, I took my new partner in to meet my mom. 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:23,280 Speaker 3: Asked where Dan was so he could meet my dad outside. 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 3: Walked outside. There my dad was stark naked the leaves 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 3: out of the swimming pool. 9 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 2: No wait, I mean he's got like the pool net, 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 2: like the thing or is he bending over going for 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 2: the leaves? 12 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,840 Speaker 3: Thank god he had the pool net. 13 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 2: He was in the filter, he wasn't in the filter. 14 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 2: The line, there's the line. Thanks to the call, Gabrielle. 15 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 2: One of the things that you and I were toying 16 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:50,880 Speaker 2: with before we read the song was the fact that 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 2: you and I will have this opportunity soon. I cannot 18 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 2: and I don't know about you, but my mind was 19 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 2: spinning in the song and I was just thinking mortifying 20 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 2: questions to ask when Max brings is the first boy 21 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 2: home or the first girl home for that matter, Yeah, 22 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 2: questions like have you got a five year plan? Oh? Brilliant, 23 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 2: Like even if they're like seventeen, have you got a 24 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 2: five year plan? Yes, have you got a hall pass 25 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 2: as well? 26 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: Oh wow? 27 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 2: In front of every front of it. I just go 28 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 2: over things like hey, mate, can you come into the 29 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 2: bathroom and say like, look, I've got a sist. I'm 30 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 2: a bum. And because they're going to do it, it's 31 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 2: like you're going to do anything for me. 32 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 4: You trying to impress my daughter. 33 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:40,199 Speaker 2: Get the cyst Courtney assault. Let's go to Courtney. Maybe 34 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 2: what happened? You're talking about dad embarrassing you in front 35 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,199 Speaker 2: of your new partner. What have you got? 36 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, so I had a four year old at the time, 37 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 4: and my dad came over for the first family dinner 38 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 4: and he thought that it was would be funny to 39 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 4: embarrass me with photos of my past center from my 40 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 4: first son. 41 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 5: Oh oh wow, so you just got it was just 42 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 5: solo placenta shots you yeah, wow. Wow. 43 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 4: My dad was in the in the room when I 44 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 4: gave birth to my son, and he thought it was 45 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,679 Speaker 4: cool to take a photo of it. And yeah, he 46 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 4: thought that would embarrass me. 47 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 2: Framing is going to be pretty key there when you're 48 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 2: taking any photos in the birth suite, Courtney. I imagine 49 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,800 Speaker 2: that would have been an anxious moment. 50 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:24,119 Speaker 4: It too. 51 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 2: Well, let's go seriously. When you're in that birth weight, 52 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 2: there are just there's so much going on. You're going 53 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 2: to take a photo, there's like the precision on where 54 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 2: that lens is is really key. In fact this, I 55 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 2: thought that the nurses in the operating theater were amazing 56 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 2: like that. We're an emergency CE so there's a lot 57 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 2: of stuff going on and you look at the photos. Oh, 58 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 2: it's just a beautiful baby just outside that shot bedlam. 59 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. 60 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 2: I think I was worried about downstairs. 61 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 4: A few people got nipple. 62 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 2: I just forgot about upstairs. Oh, I think that's all right. 63 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,519 Speaker 2: Nipple at a birth comes to the territory, comes to 64 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:57,959 Speaker 2: the territory. 65 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:58,639 Speaker 4: Let's go to Josh. 66 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 2: Here have Josh. We're talking about if your dad embarrassed 67 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 2: you in front of your new partner. 68 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 1: Well, I was taking my dog for a walk with 69 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 1: my partner and my dad, and my dad took my 70 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: partner aside and told her her to save water. We 71 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: shouldn't flush after every use, and only flushed every three 72 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,679 Speaker 1: to four uses. I was so I went and lost 73 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: myself in my room. 74 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 3: She doesn't live it down, did she did? 75 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 4: She follow the rules? 76 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 2: At all, Like, did she did she go in and 77 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 2: not flush? 78 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 4: Run? 79 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 1: No she didn't, thank god? 80 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 4: Oh did? 81 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 2: Yeah? She flushed? Right of course. She's like, you're a 82 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 2: boy though, you're a boy, right, I think I think 83 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 2: pressure with the opposite sex. Yeah, sure, I think if 84 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 2: you're a boy going to someone's house, you've got that 85 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 2: sense of subservience. But she's, yeah, predicting her dignity. There, 86 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 2: there's no way that you're leaving it. 87 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to. 88 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just not. I mean, that's worst. That for 89 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 2: me is worst nightmare territory a new partner's house. Yeah, 90 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 2: are you okay with. 91 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 4: If it's yellow? Leted mellow? 92 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: If it's brown flush at time? 93 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 2: I've recently become a mellow yellow hey, boys, on the 94 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 2: fair enough, I recently had become a yellow mellow guy. 95 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 3: Though. 96 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Alyssa. 97 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 2: Your dad's embarrassed you by saying something. 98 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 5: Hey, boys, how are you going? Yeah, so this happened 99 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 5: about six years ago now myself, my partners just got 100 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 5: to mind and they were having a general conversation in 101 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 5: the kitchen and I had to quickly run to the toilet. 102 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,799 Speaker 5: It definitely wasn't a number one. It was a number 103 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 5: two and unfortunately we can't always be quiet, and they 104 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 5: both heard me going to the toilet, and my dad 105 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 5: thought it was pretty funny, say, oh, the Plopper droppers going. 106 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 3: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast, 107 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 3: all on the iHeartRadio app Oh Get Your Podcast.