Speaker 1: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches?
Speaker 2: Hello? Everyone, you speak Mitchell, I'm two weak.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're trying to steal my thunder, aren't
Speaker 1: you trying to?
Speaker 2: If we're counting, you're the sicker one that I am.
Speaker 2: I'm actually fine, I'm fine now. Hello everyone, welcome. I'm
Speaker 2: Mitch and I here jumping on. We thought we'd just
Speaker 2: touch base and explain why the hell there's no episode
Speaker 2: this week, because there's a good reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is not the one hundredth episode. This
Speaker 1: doesn't count. This isn't it because it was meant to
Speaker 1: be a big mile soone our one hundredth episode of
Speaker 1: the podcast, and it felt like the universe just didn't
Speaker 1: want it to happen in a way. We were meant
Speaker 1: to release it today, but well, firstly, we're basically just
Speaker 1: here to explain to you why we've postponed it for
Speaker 1: a week.
Speaker 2: If we also didn't want to leave you with nothing
Speaker 2: in the feed. So consider this ninety nine point five
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is not one hundred. It's on account.
Speaker 1: So the first day we're meant to record Mitchell Cherry
Speaker 1: the Drama Queen was like, ah, I've been in hospital,
Speaker 1: can't do it. And I was like, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 1: And then we rescheduled our recording and then I went
Speaker 1: and got COVID, didn't I and I currently still have
Speaker 1: COVID as i'm speaking to you.
Speaker 2: Are you okay? You sound alright? You've just had a
Speaker 2: he's had a one of those nasal sticks up his
Speaker 2: nose for the ten minutes before we started recording. But
Speaker 2: you look good?
Speaker 1: Thanks? Yeah. No, I think the worst of it's over,
Speaker 1: like the fevers and chills and the aches and pains
Speaker 1: and all that. I think I'm past that. But now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I still just feel really fatigued. The only thing I'm
Speaker 1: really noticing now is my eyes are really singing, and
Speaker 1: I've got that like headache at the front. It feels
Speaker 1: like you know, when you go swimming in a chlorine
Speaker 1: pool and you leave your eyes open. It feels like
Speaker 1: that and it just won't go away. And you know
Speaker 1: after swimming you also feel a bit tired. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: where I'm at. I've just got sore eyes and I'm
Speaker 1: bloody fatigued. Yeah, I'm actually I'm really kind of scared
Speaker 1: that I'm going to be one of those poor bastards
Speaker 1: that gets the long COVID and just the fatigue sticks around.
Speaker 1: Because if that happens, I don't know how I'm gonna funk.
Speaker 1: This is not easy.
Speaker 2: You sound like my mom my mum claims she's got
Speaker 2: the long COVID. Also, to be honest, when I was
Speaker 2: in hospital, which I haven't even explained, maybe we should
Speaker 2: look back into that, but that's what in the emergency room,
Speaker 2: they're like, this very well could be a COVID, a
Speaker 2: long COVID symptom, or something to do with you having
Speaker 2: COVID in December, because I thought I was having a
Speaker 2: heart attack. Really, if everyone was wondering, I genuinely thought
Speaker 2: it was really quite horrific. Monday night, I had chest
Speaker 2: pains and I was on air doing the show, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this feels it was like a
Speaker 2: pressure in my chest. I'm like, I don't like this.
Speaker 2: So then I was like, oh my god, chest pains.
Speaker 2: And then I go, I'll be all right, do the show.
Speaker 2: As I'm driving home, they get worse. I get short
Speaker 2: of breath, they get really dizzy, and then I freak
Speaker 2: myself out, which you would right like, I got scared
Speaker 2: by the time I get home, and then I get
Speaker 2: inside and I almost like collapse, like I almost pass out.
Speaker 2: But I was freaking myself out. I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a heart attack and I'm gonna die
Speaker 2: and covering rain, i'mor in crocs. So I sit on
Speaker 2: the end of the bed.
Speaker 1: Did you find out what it was?
Speaker 2: D Yeah, yeah, yeah, they think it is. It could
Speaker 2: be long COVID. No heart what they call it a
Speaker 2: cardio zero cardio vascular events occurred. My heart was fine,
Speaker 2: it's strong and healthy. They think I just had chest
Speaker 2: pain because I'm overweight, and that led to anxiety and
Speaker 2: I freak myself out, had a major anxiety attack. Also,
Speaker 2: the shortness of breath is a symptom of long COVID.
Speaker 2: Just a mess. So I took a day off, well
Speaker 2: deserved day off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say I didn't want to self diagnose
Speaker 1: because I don't know what I'm talking about. But as
Speaker 1: you were describing it to me, I thought, that sounds
Speaker 1: exactly like a panic attack I've had. You get the
Speaker 1: chest pain and then you start to freak out about that,
Speaker 1: which ironically causes anxiety, and then the heart starts beating
Speaker 1: faster and then you freak yourself out. Yeah so yeah,
Speaker 1: that kind of sounds like that's what that was.
Speaker 2: But now I've got myself in this mess, and I've
Speaker 2: got to go to a cardiologist tomorrow and walk on
Speaker 2: a treadmill topless, like Hi, Mitchell, please bring your active
Speaker 2: where no need for a shirt on the treadmill. I
Speaker 2: might even take a photo to show you how tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I'm picturing like a rat in
Speaker 2: like a Maybeline lab. We have a test makeup on rats.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm going to be wired walking in
Speaker 2: this glass box. I've got to do a full stress test.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how mortifying.
Speaker 2: Also stressed, and I've got to wear a hole to
Speaker 2: monitor for three nights. I've got to wear a like
Speaker 2: a backpack. I had to do that too.
Speaker 1: What for when I had my my anxiety meltdown, my
Speaker 1: psychiatric recess as we famously refer to it, as, they
Speaker 1: wanted to rule out any you know, heart issues, So
Speaker 1: they strapped that thing to me for a few days. Wow. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I've been there. I've been there, and similarly, you've you've
Speaker 1: been here, you've had COVID so yeah, we were just
Speaker 1: on a little switchery here. But anyway, that's the reason
Speaker 1: why we didn't want to do our one hundredth episode
Speaker 1: this week, because I feel like it's going to be
Speaker 1: a special ish one, you know what I mean, And
Speaker 1: we wanted to do it properly rather than me stuck
Speaker 1: working from home and you're feeling like shit. So it'll happen,
Speaker 1: but it'll be next week instead of this week.
Speaker 2: It's coming, and we wanted to just jump on and
Speaker 2: say hi and let you know that we're actually doing mits.
Speaker 2: You really a higher risk than I am. Did you
Speaker 2: have the first like night or two fever? Couldn't sleep,
Speaker 2: weird dreams?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the insomnia, all of that. It's it's not fun.
Speaker 1: I know that everyone's attitude towards COVID has kind of become, ah,
Speaker 1: well whatever, if I get it, I get it. But
Speaker 1: if you can avoid it, I do recommend avoiding it
Speaker 1: because I'm not enjoying it. It's not fun. And I mean,
Speaker 1: hopefully I test negative and I'm able to come into
Speaker 1: the studio next week for the one hundredth episode and
Speaker 1: we'll be able to get pissed and have fun and.
Speaker 2: Celebrate we have big guest booked, very exciting, full circle moment.
Speaker 2: I actually think we did mention it. Didn't we mentioned
Speaker 2: the guest?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ben fordam no, poor Ben. I had to text
Speaker 1: them be like sorry, committed another day because mintill she
Speaker 1: is in hospital, and then it was sorry, committed next week.
Speaker 1: I've got COVID, So we've really mucked it.
Speaker 2: Did he show any interest in my in my hospitalization?
Speaker 1: No, I couldn't have cared less.
Speaker 2: No, he was like, can do bro, God, he's so
Speaker 2: fucking masculine. Anyway, I'm excited for that. So we had
Speaker 2: some people messages on Injurian Idiots in our secret Facebook
Speaker 2: group asking us to do a Q and A, which
Speaker 2: I think we should do. Mitch you in our hundredth episode.
Speaker 2: I think if you've got a question for us that
Speaker 2: you have always wanted to ask, I can't let me
Speaker 2: find it. But she had really good questions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, I think we should do that. I'm
Speaker 1: going to put a thing on Instagram saying, you know,
Speaker 1: send us any questions. We haven't done a Q and
Speaker 1: A since like season one, I think, and so yeah,
Speaker 1: any questions you got, hit us up on Instagram. You
Speaker 1: can just DM them to us, or if you seemates
Speaker 1: a sorry, you can apply to that. But yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: answer all your questions. Apparently we've left a lot of
Speaker 1: things to the imagination. In episode there's a few loose
Speaker 1: ends that haven't been tied up.
Speaker 2: It was Sarah Tooey. Sarah tooy said, is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or has anyone been listening to old episodes while working
Speaker 2: from home only to find themselves wondering about the most
Speaker 2: random fan shit? She said, did Churi ever start washing
Speaker 2: his legs? Did Jack find Koumbs's jumper? That's Jack vis
Speaker 2: hang on.
Speaker 1: I was going to save these questions for the one
Speaker 1: hundredth episode, but why don't we answer these ones from Sarah? Now? Okay,
Speaker 1: anyone who wants to send any more questions three you
Speaker 1: can do someone instagram at a couple of inches and
Speaker 1: they will answer those ones in the one hundred.
Speaker 2: Did Jury ever start washing his legs? I think I
Speaker 2: did for a brief period, but I've worked out that
Speaker 2: if you soapin up up top, the residual drips down
Speaker 2: and it takes the GrITT and grime off.
Speaker 1: I always thought the same thing, but I was thinking
Speaker 1: to myself yesterday. Huh, that's spray tann I got for
Speaker 1: Mardi Gras. Why is it washed off everywhere except my legs?
Speaker 1: And then I just like I put one stroke of
Speaker 1: soap in my legs and it came off. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's gross that it has been lingering there for days,
Speaker 1: because like the ten went away from everywhere except my legs.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I actually do recommend paying special attention to
Speaker 1: the legs.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing. I often wear jeans, I'm not doing
Speaker 2: that much strenuous leg work, but I still don't wash
Speaker 2: my legs. No, there's your answer, Sirah. This is for
Speaker 2: you mech Did Jack Vision find Kombs's jumper? No?
Speaker 1: I never got it back. That's a throwback to when
Speaker 1: I confronted Jack because he borrowed a jumper of mine,
Speaker 1: never gave it back, and it's been years. So I
Speaker 1: just I've accepted that it's gone.
Speaker 2: Screw him. His Pethos still alive. Petho is still alive.
Speaker 2: Petho's over in my house last night, alive and thriving.
Speaker 2: I don't think he listens anymore. He got a big
Speaker 2: promotion at work. He's a very busy boy.
Speaker 1: Pathos, your boss now, So it's a bit, yeah, the
Speaker 1: bit of a conflict of interest, you.
Speaker 2: Know, in the same way that we were friends. You know,
Speaker 2: when your friend gets to a level of like superiority,
Speaker 2: that's like, shut up, I don't listen to you. It's
Speaker 2: that relationship. But if he wants to get stir, he does.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So they're still alive and thriving and single ladies. Did
Speaker 2: Kums's mum ever get her car humidifier?
Speaker 1: No. I actually posted about this in the group the
Speaker 1: other day, so you know how, mum's the big do
Speaker 1: terror mum. She's obsessed with the essential oils. She told
Speaker 1: me recently that during the drought she stopped buying them
Speaker 1: just to save a bit of coin, and then she
Speaker 1: realized that her life was absolutely fine without them. So
Speaker 1: I don't think she's gone back. I don't think she
Speaker 1: needs the car to few there anymore.
Speaker 2: That was early. That's a reference to the Mitch was
Speaker 2: trying to find who could buy the cheapest item online,
Speaker 2: and I think I got Mitch's seventy cents humidifier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. It's a diffuser for the car anyway. No,
Speaker 1: Jane never got one, but I do have one. I
Speaker 1: still used that one you got me for when I
Speaker 1: had laryn gitis. I was like putting oils in the car.
Speaker 2: Use it for COVID. Put some eucalyptus oil in there.
Speaker 2: Has Jury stopped leaving nail clippings? Actually she misspelled and
Speaker 2: said mail clippings in the studio. That was from my
Speaker 2: brief stint as an os post mail boy. No, I
Speaker 2: have stopped biting my nails as bad as I was. Also,
Speaker 2: I don't do it when I'm anxious or nervous anymore.
Speaker 2: I think it's more so that that was early days
Speaker 2: in the studio too, So that was my early days
Speaker 2: of the show. Now I'm like, nah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Remember Kyle Thandaland's raged at you?
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, yeah many times? Not anymore. Best friends.
Speaker 2: Has Hayden started paying for fuel? No?
Speaker 1: No, we were talking about that the other day that
Speaker 1: he realized of how good he's, how good he's got it,
Speaker 1: like it's basically got a personal driver, Yeah, he does it.
Speaker 1: Didn't get his license.
Speaker 2: It was his birthday this weekend and we had a
Speaker 2: party at our house last night that Mitch Sadley missed
Speaker 2: out on the Euphoria themed party. I went as the
Speaker 2: Ecstasy tablet. Mitchell was very sad because Mitch and I,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think you ever actually admitted
Speaker 2: to this, But in my head we were going to
Speaker 2: go as both halves of an ecstasy table with them.
Speaker 1: We were going to go with matching Ecki's and.
Speaker 2: I got a lidden Craft to go, Oh, can I
Speaker 2: have a big giant piece of disc and she went, sure,
Speaker 2: what are you making? I went, I'm going as a
Speaker 2: CD rum, a PingER pig. Yeah, I'll go as a PingER. No,
Speaker 2: Hayden hasn't started paying for fuel. It's shocking, all right.
Speaker 2: Second last one, does let Her Go? Still fuck off
Speaker 2: cubs completely?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the most irritating songs I've ever heard
Speaker 1: in my whole life.
Speaker 2: What about the new one which has overtaken it? We
Speaker 2: don't talk about Bruno from Disney's enchantor have you heard that?
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're not talking about let It Go from Frozen?
Speaker 2: Does let Her Go? What is she talking about? Then?
Speaker 1: That song that I hate because I think that it
Speaker 1: sounds like Scabbards the Rat from Harry Potter, only no
Speaker 1: get out loud, I get the ick?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, sorry, you like let It Let it go
Speaker 2: from frozen, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't dislike it. It's not it's not
Speaker 1: my Spotify wrapped, but like, yeah, sure it's fine.
Speaker 2: Finally drum Roll has Cheery started eat stringers again. No,
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm traumatized. I have PTSD. I enjoy soft cheeses,
Speaker 2: but I also eat mozzarella, like I have mozzarella salad
Speaker 2: and put mozzrella on my sandwiches. So all the stringeras
Speaker 2: is just a tube form of mozzarella. So yes, I
Speaker 2: am eating it, but never the brand stringers. I'm too traumatized.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, and Althor, you're an adult now, though you
Speaker 1: don't really need to eat the cheese string I'm not
Speaker 1: light and.
Speaker 2: Easy now because which I'll talk about in one hundredth episode.
Speaker 2: Because the doctor was like, you're a big boy. You're
Speaker 2: twenty six. You can probably be a bit bigger for
Speaker 2: ten more years, but you really need to, you know,
Speaker 2: you probably should lose weight. And I said, I know.
Speaker 2: So I had the freak out about my heart even
Speaker 2: though it's not a heart related illness. I'm in full
Speaker 2: light and eazy mode.
Speaker 1: It's shocking, really, The Frozen ones.
Speaker 2: The Frozen ones. Yeah, and we ordered it didn't realize
Speaker 2: they were frozen. Don't even have a microwave.
Speaker 1: What the hell? How are you going to heat them up?
Speaker 2: Boil them?
Speaker 1: And I though you don't have a microwave.
Speaker 2: No, because we had one, a really big brevel one
Speaker 2: in the old house and this the slot in this
Speaker 2: house is too small so we can't fit it and
Speaker 2: we don't have bench space.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just get it smaller one. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That's very basic problem solving and was.
Speaker 2: Going to came up anyway. Guys, this is our ninety
Speaker 2: nine point five. What can I say? Ninety nine point five?
Speaker 2: Do a jive and we'll be back next week for
Speaker 2: episode one hundred. Thank you for you know, standing by
Speaker 2: as well. We're ill day, so this is not the
Speaker 2: one hundredth episode. We'll be pushing it back by a
Speaker 2: week because I've got COVID.
Speaker 1: Mitch has been unwell as well. So yeah, we will
Speaker 1: be there eventually, and we want to make it a
Speaker 1: significant episode. We didn't want to half ass it with
Speaker 1: you know, one of us working from home.
Speaker 2: Or whenever we do an event, we've done We've done
Speaker 2: a birthday episode from me, We've done a birthday episode
Speaker 2: for you I think we did fifty. We celebrated at fifty.
Speaker 2: We've done We've had big Landmark episodes and this is
Speaker 2: going to be the biggest one yet. It's going to
Speaker 2: be exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should see. I've bordered smash cakes with like
Speaker 1: the one hundred on it and like our face and
Speaker 1: shit and like the screens and everything that's going to
Speaker 1: be decorations. Yeah, it's going to be fun, which is
Speaker 1: all irrelevant to the podcast itself. The episode could be shipped,
Speaker 1: but we'll decorate the studio little. Also, it feels like
Speaker 1: if we made it, but none.
Speaker 2: Of you will be able to see it. And if
Speaker 2: you have a question for us, if you want an
Speaker 2: unanswered if you've got an unanswered iim question from the
Speaker 2: old episode something niche don't ask us what shampoo does
Speaker 2: Mitchell use? It's not that Q and A. These are
Speaker 2: unanswered questions that you've got.
Speaker 1: I feel like it can be it can be anything.
Speaker 1: It can be questions about the podcast, questions about behind
Speaker 1: the scenes, questions about either of us, whatever you want.
Speaker 1: And if it's send for we just won't answer it,
Speaker 1: but you risk it and send it.
Speaker 2: All right, We'll see you next week. Thank you, for listening. Guys,
Speaker 2: we love you. Look after yourself, Mitch.
Speaker 1: We'll catch you then, thank you.
Speaker 2: I will see you guys. Is it just me?
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