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Speaker 1: It's will and Woody, it's whiling Moody all thanks to

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Speaker 1: Hyundai Kerner. You having a wonderful drive home. Tickles tickles,

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Speaker 1: free tickles, sound sounds sickening. No free tickets. I should

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Speaker 1: say tickets and tickles to see the Jonas Brothers a

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Speaker 1: little bit later on right now, though, woulds. There's no doubt.

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Speaker 1: It's come up a few times today. I've got a

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Speaker 1: bit of a God complex today.

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Speaker 2: There's no doubt about. You're floating around, You're levitating, you're levitating,

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Speaker 2: You're treating people like they're all your disciples.

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Speaker 1: And I'm throwing things back in people's faces like yeah,

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Speaker 1: like an ambivalent deity. I'm just like, bang have some

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Speaker 1: of that, don't like it, And I'm on There's no doubt.

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Speaker 1: I'm on my confidence of sky high. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I know what Jesus felt like. I'm surprised someone doesn't

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Speaker 1: washed my shoes yet or my feet. I don't think

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Speaker 1: you had shoesy had sandals. But I'm killing it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you are. You're on fire. There's no doubt about it.

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Speaker 2: And we all love it. By the way you acting

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Speaker 2: like this, the whole team just loves it. When you

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Speaker 2: come in here and request certain things through the Dutch.

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Speaker 1: So somebody said, so this had to get mentioned to

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Speaker 1: me a few times. I was like, look, I think

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Speaker 1: I'm being normal. I think I'm being normal. And then

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Speaker 1: it dawned on me. It dawned on me that the

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Speaker 1: reason I've got a god complex is because I am

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Speaker 1: getting treated like a god by my daughter. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what's happened, but what are we talking? You know,

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Speaker 1: Max is fifteen months old now, and she is so

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Speaker 1: into me, like I can't even tell you, like I

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Speaker 1: cannot leave the room. So you and I had to

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Speaker 1: go away last week for a couple of days. Business

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Speaker 1: dogs hounds. We work hard, we work absolutely and Sem

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Speaker 1: was said it was just torturous because Max just ran

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Speaker 1: around the house just saying my name. I've got some

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Speaker 1: audio listened the door, just running around and then Sem

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Speaker 1: showed her a photo of me. Wow, this was her response, like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, So have you set.

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Speaker 2: Up a shrine?

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Speaker 1: She set it up?

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Speaker 2: Is there a shrine at home? There with candles and

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Speaker 2: your daughter's down there on two knees praying to the

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Speaker 2: great fathers?

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Speaker 1: Like when I walk in the door, she she chanced

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Speaker 1: my name. She chants it, Oh my God, Like when

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Speaker 1: she wakes up in the morning, you can hear her

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Speaker 1: she says my name in her sleep.

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Speaker 2: How does your partner feel about this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely hates.

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Speaker 2: And I imagine as a loving partner you're trying to

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Speaker 2: do things around Max to make her love autely sim

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Speaker 2: a bit more.

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Speaker 1: SEM's at a time in the sun, particularly during the

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Speaker 1: bastfeeding phase, I was nobody. I was nobody. Max had

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with me. Now Max adores me to

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Speaker 1: the point where while I was away. While I was away,

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Speaker 1: Sam was like, we need to put a stop to this,

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Speaker 1: Like it's killing me that she can't find you and

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Speaker 1: all she wants is you. So can you send her

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Speaker 1: a video just saying hi? So I send her a

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Speaker 1: video like.

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Speaker 2: A god in your own home? This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 1: What's that app that you use where you pay the

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Speaker 1: lebs for a video? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I cameo? Cameos?

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Speaker 1: What it's called? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, So I did a

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Speaker 1: cameo for my own daughter. Oh how's it going? She

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Speaker 1: she loves me so much at the moment that she

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Speaker 1: watched it on repeat like thirty times and screamed when

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Speaker 1: Sam tried to take it off her avoided sim during

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Speaker 1: the whole time while she's watching this and Sam's trying

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Speaker 1: to get her back, and you know, I spent some

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Speaker 1: quality one on one time. All she wanted to do

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Speaker 1: was watch me.

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Speaker 2: What's the turning point? I wouldn't mind.

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Speaker 1: You want to get your hand. It's a great moment,

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Speaker 1: was there?

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Speaker 2: Because I agree with breast when the female is breastfeeding?

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Speaker 2: Can I say, like, yeah, there is. They prefer the

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Speaker 2: female because obviously they're providing, right, What was when did

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Speaker 2: you become God? That's a weird question out of context

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Speaker 2: if you've just joined us.

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Speaker 1: I think the breastfeeding was a big one.

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Speaker 2: When that stopped?

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Speaker 1: When that stopped and I yeah, because all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: you know, Papa got a bit of milk too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And you did get one of those prosthetic boobs

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Speaker 2: and wearing that around. I didn't actually, I didn't actually

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Speaker 2: embarrassed about that.

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Speaker 1: I I shouldn't be embarrassed about it. I didn't do that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get a prosthetic.

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Speaker 2: I'll put a photo up.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get a prost But I don't know.

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Speaker 2: To snap of you. I'm the one who meet the parents.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'm not sure when it happened, but

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Speaker 1: it is. It is a blessing and a curse though,

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Speaker 1: because yes, I get all the attention, but now like

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Speaker 1: I've got a bad back from the weekend for picking

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Speaker 1: her up all day.

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Speaker 2: You are saying, like, God, all she does, all the

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Speaker 2: pressure of you know, saving humanity, it's to pick her up.

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Speaker 1: And also I can't give her decen now like every

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Speaker 1: time I go to give her descend, it's like I'm

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Speaker 1: giving her up for adoption. Oh she's like, she screams like,

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Speaker 1: oh my God, do not abandon me all father, give

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Speaker 1: her of all things. I can't. I can't hand her over.

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Speaker 2: And you can't love that, be honest.

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Speaker 1: You secretly take her back and embrace her back into

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Speaker 1: my into my prosthetic buzzard, which she don't trust her?

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Speaker 1: Which trust are you are you have? You got you

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Speaker 1: close to that? Or is ram still in the mimes

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Speaker 1: God thing, Mim still got the boobs of gold at

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Speaker 1: the moment she would.

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Speaker 2: Don't call my partner's boobs the boobs of gold. Hear

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Speaker 2: more of the boys on the Full Show podcast, all

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Speaker 2: on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: Oh Worri me get your podcast,