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Speaker 1: Come on in, Patsy, good morning, Rio morning and is
Speaker 1: he in? Is he out? Pete? Are you with us today?
Speaker 1: In turn? Pete?
Speaker 4: Hello, good morning everyone?
Speaker 1: How are you Yeah? Good? How are you feeling?
Speaker 4: Look, I'm much better today, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Actuate me know I left three messages for Pete yesterday
Speaker 1: didn't send me a text or didn't let me know
Speaker 1: how he was.
Speaker 5: I've got a new Bona phone, to be honest, I
Speaker 5: was going to address this at some stage, and I'm
Speaker 5: getting WhatsApps on What'sapp messages on some phone and some
Speaker 5: on the other.
Speaker 4: If that makes sense, because I've got a.
Speaker 1: Whole No makes literally no sense. What have you got
Speaker 1: going on? Where you need the Bona phones? Only pimps do? No,
Speaker 1: You're right, turn Pete.
Speaker 5: Well, look you know we filmed things. We've got that
Speaker 5: now connected both Apple accounts to.
Speaker 1: Filming nothing for the show this week it said more
Speaker 1: yet more lies and mystery from a mystery man on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, but I'm here. I'm feeling much better. I'm a
Speaker 5: little bit gutted. I don't know whether I'm going to run.
Speaker 6: The City to Surf in Sydney this week.
Speaker 1: You've been doing this the last couple of years. It's
Speaker 1: such a big iconic thing, this.
Speaker 4: We gues this was going to be my fifteenth City
Speaker 4: of Serf.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah.
Speaker 5: I walked it one year with my mother. We had
Speaker 5: a beer on the way and she doesn't alcohol. That
Speaker 5: was a fun way to do it, and I've run
Speaker 5: it every year once even with a broken back. I
Speaker 5: even did as well. So this was going to be
Speaker 5: a bit of a moment for me this weekend. But
Speaker 5: I'm just not sure if I can do it or not.
Speaker 1: So oh no, you must be gutted, Yes, absolutely so.
Speaker 6: But there's still a chance. There's still a chance you
Speaker 6: might do it.
Speaker 4: I will walk it either way. I will do some
Speaker 4: version anyway.
Speaker 1: Well, Nowison, I've got a challenge for you, and you
Speaker 1: have to turn on that old phone of yours. Obviously, Pete,
Speaker 1: you are incredibly I would say you're more well connected
Speaker 1: than anyone else in radio. You know all those years
Speaker 1: with the kJ Show getting all the big guests. I
Speaker 1: need you to use that skill. The Pope has coming
Speaker 1: to Australia in two years time. I really would love
Speaker 1: to interview Ike Dike. I don't know if you've got
Speaker 1: the direct line to his EA or his PA at
Speaker 1: the Vatican, but you've got two years to make this happen.
Speaker 5: Okay, October five, he's here. That's the NRL Grand Final day.
Speaker 1: And another way that the only way Australia could actually
Speaker 1: convey the news that the Pope has coming to Australia
Speaker 1: is that someone works out clashes with the NRL.
Speaker 6: Final put it in terms of NRL for us to understand.
Speaker 1: The only way we can understand the context of him
Speaker 1: coming to Australia. So Pete two years time, I really
Speaker 1: want to be interviewing the Pope.
Speaker 4: Okay, couple top one thoughts. The Vatican would be my
Speaker 4: starting point.
Speaker 1: Oh well, how you do this? Thank you? Oh my word? No, no,
Speaker 1: I think I just said call the Vatican.
Speaker 4: No, I might call them.
Speaker 1: I don't know if to have Yes, this is why
Speaker 1: we hired you, this is why you were the hot property.
Speaker 1: Well you came on a free transfer.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: I mean, if we could isolate this audio at six
Speaker 5: nine am on the sixth of the eighth through twenty
Speaker 5: twenty six, I will get the Pope on the Christian
Speaker 5: o'coll show.
Speaker 1: Wow on that on that date, my friend. Here's what
Speaker 1: I want to do is be starting the show. You're
Speaker 1: in that beautiful powder blue your mum's old card, the Commodore.
Speaker 1: You're outside the hotel where every staying, okay, and you're
Speaker 1: getting ready to pick him up to bring him to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 4: I can do this.
Speaker 5: I'm starting to manifest it now. Perhaps you I can
Speaker 5: see your face now going, oh, I don't think this
Speaker 5: is going to happen.
Speaker 7: I actually think women with a good chance if anyone
Speaker 7: can get it.
Speaker 1: Two reasons why I'm I'm the person that could probably
Speaker 1: land this as well. One, I am a Roman Catholic,
Speaker 1: admittedly at a very very lapsed one. But I've got
Speaker 1: two years to brush up, you know, go back and
Speaker 1: look at the Bible and go and do go back,
Speaker 1: have a couple of confessions and stuff like this. Let
Speaker 1: him know. My confirmation name is Mike, and after Saint
Speaker 1: Michael as well, and in the name Christian true Suddenly
Speaker 1: someone gets a bit confused and thinks it's an actual
Speaker 1: Christian or But I really would love to get him
Speaker 1: on the show when he's here.
Speaker 4: Just amazing to talk to you. The stories he could.
Speaker 1: Tell, well you'll laugh about this, right so you kind
Speaker 1: of think, my god, he's a very progressive pope as well.
Speaker 1: You know, he's really saying what needs to be said
Speaker 1: right now. Normally they don't get involved in politics and warloight.
Speaker 1: Over the last couple of months he's really called out
Speaker 1: Putin and Trumpet's actually quite rare for him. To know.
Speaker 1: He's a brilliant speaker as well. Yesterday, Pete arthurshell, we're
Speaker 1: talking about this, we're getting about the Pope coming up.
Speaker 1: Be great to see if we could get any time
Speaker 1: with him or something. But you said Kate last she says,
Speaker 1: you actually threw a pad dash right, you wanted to
Speaker 1: be the Pope Ben When she first started on the show,
Speaker 1: she was really trying to push the honey Badger on
Speaker 1: me and I I'm not remotely interested in chapter honey Badger.
Speaker 1: The posters she actually backed me up. She actually said,
Speaker 1: what are you going to chat to the Pope about?
Speaker 6: You talk about?
Speaker 1: Well, the NRL ground final, Who are you blessing? Who
Speaker 1: are you cursing?
Speaker 6: That's the famous person in the world.
Speaker 1: He is a What are you going to chat to
Speaker 1: the Pope about?
Speaker 6: I guess maybe put him in at six oh five again?
Speaker 1: Can I can I just recommend the honey Badger?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I know you turned.
Speaker 1: Him down four years ago, but what's the temperature right now? Anyway,
Speaker 1: two years time, the Pope will be live on The
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 3: Take for Diary The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Yesterday's show something amazing happened. We were doing our normal
Speaker 1: what are the Odds? And during the next forty minutes
Speaker 1: we start to hear from a lot of people called
Speaker 1: Alison Clair. I still can't work out what happened yesterday.
Speaker 1: It was a bizarre turn of events. It's like a
Speaker 1: full moon or something. Yep. So it all came from
Speaker 1: last Wednesday, when we were also doing what are the
Speaker 1: else would you do? Every Wednesday we have this call my.
Speaker 8: Mother in law I only had boys, but always wanted
Speaker 8: a girl, and if she had a girl, she was
Speaker 8: going to call her Alison Claire. My husband and I
Speaker 8: got married and I am Alison Claire.
Speaker 1: And then a week later we get this call yesterday
Speaker 1: what are the Odds?
Speaker 9: So I got into the car this morning your show
Speaker 9: came on, there was an Alison Claire talking about her
Speaker 9: mother in law who wanted to name a daughter Alison
Speaker 9: Clair and gets what my name is?
Speaker 1: And then a couple monutes later, who.
Speaker 10: Are you Alison Claire. I only turned it on and
Speaker 10: heard the last caller. I didn't hear the original one.
Speaker 10: So when you kept repeating the name Alison Claire, I
Speaker 10: was like, what's going on?
Speaker 11: This is so bizarre, but there was one more and
Speaker 11: Alison Claire as well. Actually I was actually listening to
Speaker 11: the other to Allison Claire's, but I heard it a
Speaker 11: couple of days ago on the radio as well, and
Speaker 11: now listened to you all the time, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 11: what's the coincidence with that?
Speaker 1: Now I don't meet you guys. My fingers are crossed
Speaker 1: that we just get even just one more. We're at
Speaker 1: four Alison Clair's at the moment. Can we get to five?
Speaker 1: By nine? We've made this remix for this?
Speaker 10: What are the odds?
Speaker 9: So I got into the car this morning and gets
Speaker 9: on my naming.
Speaker 10: I only turned it on and heard the last caller.
Speaker 10: What's going on? This is soaperfar?
Speaker 8: My mother in law I only had boys, always wanted
Speaker 8: a girl and if she had a girl, she.
Speaker 10: Was going to call her on.
Speaker 11: I listen to you all the time.
Speaker 10: What's so coincidence with that?
Speaker 8: Gets on my name is Alison Claire?
Speaker 1: Wow torus of Allison Clair's. I love it? Can four
Speaker 1: become five? This morning? Are you called? Alison Clair?
Speaker 3: Christian no Connor Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Seven o'clot tonight doing something never done before from my
Speaker 1: home to your I said to everyone who's going to
Speaker 1: be pre ordering my book as a thank you for
Speaker 1: pre ordering it. It's out now. By the way, my
Speaker 1: book unscript that I would do a thing where if
Speaker 1: you send me the receipt, we do a special thing online,
Speaker 1: part book club, part whatever. Is going to happen tonight
Speaker 1: after seven o'clock. So everything sets up my end, and
Speaker 1: it's it's going to be on zoom and running it.
Speaker 1: And this is why I'm a little bit tense when
Speaker 1: I work up someone like bloody Eyep's off six stool.
Speaker 1: And then I heard his back in turn, Pete, Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: what do you like on zoom?
Speaker 4: Zoom? Not my strong point, however, I have been doing
Speaker 4: it suddenly.
Speaker 1: At home with It's going to be very tense.
Speaker 5: Shout out to Eric, the CEO of Zoom, who I
Speaker 5: have emailed yesterday asking for a little.
Speaker 1: Bit of email, like you know, oh, Tim Cook, going,
Speaker 1: there's a problem my notes isn't firing up on my iPhone.
Speaker 5: Well, there's a couple of major chases on at the moment.
Speaker 5: One is to get the Pope in twenty twelve years
Speaker 5: and then hopefully Pete say this way, you've got some
Speaker 5: big place in right.
Speaker 4: Now I've got a lot of balls in the court.
Speaker 5: Okay, so that's what you did with your day off,
Speaker 5: I guess, to.
Speaker 4: Be truly honest, a little bit anxiety for me.
Speaker 5: We've got about twelve or so hours, I think, right
Speaker 5: until we do the big event tonight live. So if
Speaker 5: there is a zoom expert out there that could give
Speaker 5: me some tips.
Speaker 1: Wait, you really don't know how to use it because
Speaker 1: you're going to be the guy at the back end
Speaker 1: sort of. You know when people are going to zoom,
Speaker 1: they're in that waiting room and the host knows you're there,
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna have to, like one by one,
Speaker 1: let them in to go.
Speaker 5: Behind the curtain a little bit. I did do a
Speaker 5: dress rehearsal with a few friends yesterday. When I say friends,
Speaker 5: Abby from our online department, and also Caitlyn, the executive
Speaker 5: producer of the show.
Speaker 4: Caitlyn didn't know how to use it.
Speaker 5: Abby's done a great job sort of researching some bits
Speaker 5: of things, but they've.
Speaker 1: Left me in the first five minutes I think about
Speaker 1: home with Christian are going to be yelling at Pete.
Speaker 1: There's going to be no one. They're all just going
Speaker 1: to be in the waiting room. You're gonna have to
Speaker 1: put me in the waiting room to do it home
Speaker 1: with Christian.
Speaker 5: Now, because you're the star of the program, I've written
Speaker 5: out a rough age.
Speaker 1: Can you be a star of something? On Zoom? He
Speaker 1: was a very big star on Zoom. Once you get
Speaker 1: in that waiting room, you just he just works his magic.
Speaker 1: You think it's acount the radio. You wait, you see
Speaker 1: him after a couple of wines on Zoom.
Speaker 5: Astray as number one Zoom broadcasts where your old mate Carles.
Speaker 1: Doesn't he start next Monday? You're right?
Speaker 5: So I've got so this is my rough agenda six thirty.
Speaker 5: All a r N staff to join them when I
Speaker 5: say our and stuff. That's the internal team. So Patsy,
Speaker 5: get ready for six thirty.
Speaker 1: Didn't come to the book launch last week on your phone,
Speaker 1: but the team have told me you've stolen three books
Speaker 1: here I have. Yeah, absolutely, you were seen.
Speaker 6: You were seen straight on eBay. You didn't sign.
Speaker 1: Them though, can we get more money that way?
Speaker 5: So we've got the guests arriving at six forty five
Speaker 5: so they can come in.
Speaker 4: So if anyone has any.
Speaker 1: Ticket, they're fifteen minutes before and we'll be coming home
Speaker 1: for work. They might be getting the dinner ready or whatever.
Speaker 1: What are you going to get there fifteen minutes perform?
Speaker 5: Okay, So there's some really nice people who have also
Speaker 5: not us zoom.
Speaker 4: So we've got them coming into the room.
Speaker 6: I actually imagine some of them.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there is a lovely lady by the name of
Speaker 5: Helen who's joining. She's seventy four years old and she's
Speaker 5: never us zoom. So her daughter's coming over to her house.
Speaker 5: Love that as well, So we're we're very much.
Speaker 1: She's now the VIP. Okay, we've got to take good
Speaker 1: care of her.
Speaker 4: And then I've got you arriving.
Speaker 1: I actually think the seventy four year old she might
Speaker 1: be better running the back end of the cit.
Speaker 4: Now I've got to read my own handwriting here.
Speaker 5: But I've got you arriving at a special time of
Speaker 5: seven five.
Speaker 1: Or why am I going? It's I'll be there at seven.
Speaker 1: I'm always early for stuff. I'll be there before. But
Speaker 1: i've got five got to be long enough. And where
Speaker 1: is he?
Speaker 5: Well that was a bit of a buffer room or
Speaker 5: above got in brackets or when I text you when
Speaker 5: we're already, which means everyone settled. Everyone's so one question
Speaker 5: for the room right now. I can control to mute
Speaker 5: and unmute people, right so when they have questions or
Speaker 5: whatever it is, or do we just trust everyone?
Speaker 1: I did someone like this before with three hundred. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I've still got a photo of me. It's a
Speaker 1: man literally not you don't you don't need to know
Speaker 1: the story. You know that someone struggling right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: So my family just started to leave me in the house.
Speaker 1: They were like, this is actually uncomfortable to hear you, Sharon.
Speaker 1: Can you you can have to meet your microphone because
Speaker 1: you know something, We've got stuff going on the background.
Speaker 1: They're like, can you give us another wine? And we
Speaker 1: could all hear it? So, you know what.
Speaker 5: There's a couple of spaces left right, So this is
Speaker 5: for people who have pre ordered books there. But I
Speaker 5: guess if you've booked the brought the book already, maybe
Speaker 5: emails us one.
Speaker 4: There's a couple of little spots there if you want
Speaker 4: to allow anyone else.
Speaker 1: To laugh, ideally, especially if anyone doesn't know, how do
Speaker 1: you do? So?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm looking for someone specifically, people that run the hundred.
Speaker 6: Isn't this exactly?
Speaker 1: Texan who is it? Who does this?
Speaker 3: Is it you?
Speaker 5: And call any maybe it can help us for sure,
Speaker 5: that's where we land. So if someone can sorry was
Speaker 5: bringing Indie Lee by mistake?
Speaker 1: If we can, I've now got tell you what. Like
Speaker 1: I said, anything can happen. This night's hi, the time
Speaker 1: is it? Mate? It starts at seven and I'm leaving
Speaker 1: at seven seven.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show podcast Christian.
Speaker 1: The waiting romanzoom can be set up in the settings
Speaker 1: of a meeting. You can also do it as a webiner.
Speaker 1: Hey listen, Irene, this is all great, but unfortunately this
Speaker 1: is going to go in one ear out the other
Speaker 1: zoom of intern Pete. Hey Pete, yeah, I've just had
Speaker 1: a look at the image that you've just posted on
Speaker 1: our producers group chat.
Speaker 4: Yep, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So for the last five weeks we we we've been
Speaker 1: calling this, you know, at home with with Christian. Pete's
Speaker 1: renamed it a night with Christian. Sorry, which is a
Speaker 1: very different, very indecent proposal. I have been saying, part
Speaker 1: book club, part anything goes Now it's so just re
Speaker 1: bind his book. Notice that I know when you start
Speaker 1: on the show you got my name wrong. And now
Speaker 1: I've never seen it spelled like this, basically christ Stain
Speaker 1: A night with christ Stain. I didn't have any And also,
Speaker 1: do you need to write down here on this list
Speaker 1: six thirty to turn on if he didn't have written down,
Speaker 1: I'm just talking to myself for tonight.
Speaker 5: I guess in the media landscape we always have like
Speaker 5: run sheets and stuff like.
Speaker 6: This is not a.
Speaker 1: It's like what's his name did in the movie Memento.
Speaker 5: I'm really now I'm super anxious about tonight because I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to know. Okay, guys running it doesn't have the
Speaker 1: name of it and doesn't have to spell my name,
Speaker 1: christ Stain.
Speaker 4: We do. We need a zoom There has to be
Speaker 4: a zoom expert.
Speaker 1: You got that seventy four year old deer coverage. You
Speaker 1: can help. So it's not a job to be a
Speaker 1: super spots. Let you go on air tasker. All right,
Speaker 1: there's no way this runs smoothly tonight, Absolutely not. I'm know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it runs tonight anyway. Look, I'll be there.
Speaker 1: Hopefully at some point people will work it out and
Speaker 1: let you in. Okay, extra time, the time waste. We're
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Speaker 7: Cold bread is crunchy, Yes, crunchy for cold bread.
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Speaker 1: Time down the show for small thing that gives you
Speaker 1: big joy. Last week we heard from and Tom when
Speaker 1: you get a complimentary marsh mallow with your hot chocolate
Speaker 1: storm not putting it in the drink. Christian when you
Speaker 1: order a risky cocktail but you end up nailing it.
Speaker 1: It's very grown up one. That's a very grown up one.
Speaker 1: Mark when you go to a tod at a restaurant, comeback,
Speaker 1: your food is there waiting for you. Alison Coffee Canoi's
Speaker 1: on a Sunday. That small thing big joint for Alison.
Speaker 1: For me, there's a couple. I had one last night
Speaker 1: putting leftovers in the tupperware container and I got the
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Speaker 6: Oh, well done.
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Speaker 4: Is this the right lid.
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Speaker 6: Well, I've never had that much satisfied.
Speaker 1: It was really satisfying. When you get all four, it's
Speaker 1: like four green Knights. Clip clip clip clip. Normally there's
Speaker 1: one that just that and you can't you don't feel
Speaker 1: it's completely air tight in there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's because do you put your lids in the dishwasher? Yes, yes, same,
Speaker 7: I think it warps. You're supposed to only put the
Speaker 7: bottom in the hand. But who's got time for that?
Speaker 1: What did it take that long to hand? What's what's
Speaker 1: happened to us? Who's got time for that? Also the
Speaker 1: other one yesterday it was binda yesterday the bin bag.
Speaker 1: The new bin bag went in first time. You know
Speaker 1: it sticks to itself. Yeah, and it's so intently trying
Speaker 1: to shake it freed to open up to get in
Speaker 1: there when in first time. Well, you on and roll
Speaker 1: yesterday and I'm telling you now I have a new
Speaker 1: Maybe you should talk about this on the show this week,
Speaker 1: your new addictions. This here is a Jakeman's throat suite.
Speaker 1: I don't have a sore throat, but when I was
Speaker 1: in the UK, I went to a chemist and they
Speaker 1: recommended these things called Jakeman's. They've been going since nineteen
Speaker 1: oh seven. I love the taste of this honey and
Speaker 1: leaven flavor so much I brought eight packets back with me.
Speaker 1: How right it could open up my own independent chemists warehouse.
Speaker 1: I'd love these throat sweets. I don't have a sore
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Speaker 1: no no, there are some websites you can get them.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 1: I might start being an importer. It might be my
Speaker 1: side hustle, seeing me at local markets at the weekend,
Speaker 1: sell them out my car boot. That's if there's any
Speaker 1: left of my secret staff. Real what is it for you?
Speaker 1: Small thing? Big joy?
Speaker 7: We're doing a watch of the Hot News Show at
Speaker 7: the moment, friends, and do you.
Speaker 1: Have going back from great idea? We did that during
Speaker 1: Lockdown Family. So many great jokes as well. You forget,
Speaker 1: there's so many classic episodes.
Speaker 6: It's actually aged so well. It's so fun.
Speaker 1: I now, I don't know. Some of it is a
Speaker 1: bad yeah, a little bit. I watching my two militant
Speaker 1: feminist feminist daughters, right, and there's a lot of stuff
Speaker 1: that does not age very well. Right, It's constant sex jokes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at the time, we didn't. I kept saying this. At
Speaker 1: the time, we didn't know. Time, we didn't. I didn't,
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 6: And they do this thing that no one does anymore.
Speaker 6: At the end of the show.
Speaker 7: They run the credits and then there's a little extra
Speaker 7: treat for you at the end where they do one
Speaker 7: extra little scene, a little tag, a little something for money,
Speaker 7: with a.
Speaker 6: Little gift with purchase. And I get really excited about
Speaker 6: it every time.
Speaker 1: One of the greatest comedy sitcoms, comedies ever that every
Speaker 1: episode is always very funny.
Speaker 7: Yes, And you know what, there's something about cameras. Back
Speaker 7: in the day, everyone was more attractive. They're not as
Speaker 7: you know these days, they're like everything shows.
Speaker 6: Too much, the lights really bright.
Speaker 1: It's very clary, these these these high resolution cameras. And
Speaker 1: worst of all, now it's our TV screens. I was
Speaker 1: watching someone the other day. Now you really notice that
Speaker 1: when an actor, male actor has to wear hair dye
Speaker 1: for character, it's always this real like Janana's hair dye.
Speaker 1: It's like it's purple, it's a strange brown or something.
Speaker 1: Watching with the Great David Tennant and it was like,
Speaker 1: what have we done to your hair.
Speaker 6: That soft lighting of the camera. Everyone looks good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Is there a filter we can get on our cameras?
Speaker 1: I want the friends filter, Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 1: Small thing? Big joy?
Speaker 13: How's this sausage sizzle on a Wednesday? I pulled up
Speaker 13: to our local supermarket yesterday just that unmistakable.
Speaker 1: Waft, sneaky midweek.
Speaker 13: Sausages with onions. And it was the local Ritary club doing.
Speaker 6: Mondays.
Speaker 12: I know.
Speaker 1: That's a perfect little nice pick me up on a Wednesday,
Speaker 1: middle of the week.
Speaker 13: You know, cold Winter's day. Is it the weekend? No,
Speaker 13: but it's the next best thing. It's Wednesday because there's
Speaker 13: sausage sizzal.
Speaker 1: And our and were the people getting one? Yeah?
Speaker 3: They were?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think everyone was taken back.
Speaker 4: It's like, hang on, it takes.
Speaker 1: That's all it takes when you come to Australia. Listen, Pope,
Speaker 1: if you listen to this about your visiting to his time,
Speaker 1: don't pack the hat. All you got to do is
Speaker 1: bring some sausages and snacks. Mate, you're attract a crowd.
Speaker 1: You won't have to even turn water into wine. Just
Speaker 1: actually put some sausage in a bit of bread. You'll
Speaker 1: get a big following, a turnout.
Speaker 6: Possible census question.
Speaker 7: Onions on a sausage sizzle on top of the top,
Speaker 7: top to Australia.
Speaker 1: Any other way you get that that sweet crunch of
Speaker 1: the onion first thing.
Speaker 7: But you have, Yeah, you eat it quickly, you put
Speaker 7: it on the bottom and then it's not spilling out
Speaker 7: all of your hands and your wrists.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I love about the sizzle on Saturday?
Speaker 1: You know all the Roytrey clubs outside Bunning's right, it's
Speaker 1: always Dad's hanging around. It's like moths to a flame,
Speaker 1: isn't it. It's just Dad's like making small talk, crunchy
Speaker 1: small talk with each other. Yeah, it's like a men's cup.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Small thing, Big Joy, Christian. When you order two potato
Speaker 1: cakes that you look all fish and chips, owner gives
Speaker 1: you three non nom menzo. You're right, Christian, Small thing,
Speaker 1: big joy. When he toast pops up with exactly the
Speaker 1: right amount of brownness, no more xs or thirty seconds Christian.
Speaker 1: My weekly phone call every Thursday with my BFF while
Speaker 1: I wait for my daughter to finish tutoring. That's from Tania.
Speaker 1: I envy. Sometimes the sisterhood is very powerful. Honestly, some
Speaker 1: I hear my wife should out to her friends. Within
Speaker 1: thirty seconds, They're deep into what they need to talk about.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. There's no booze needed leo there. It's with
Speaker 1: men to try and dis lodge the deep inner loss
Speaker 1: that they're feeling that they don't talk about immediately. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I hear a crime within thirty seconds, laughing a minute later.
Speaker 1: She's pro hyper meta processing all emotions in a matter
Speaker 1: of seconds and minutes. It's incredible to see. The sisterhood
Speaker 1: is a real thing. It's strong.
Speaker 13: There a lifeline girlfriends. Yes, I speak to one in
Speaker 13: particular every single day, do you yep, and it just
Speaker 13: is strong.
Speaker 1: An old friend like from childhood.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, we used to work together. Oh when we're
Speaker 13: like nineteen and I never we never miss a bait.
Speaker 13: We just have to touch base, so our day is
Speaker 13: better after we've spoken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife is stalled like that with a friend.
Speaker 1: She's as as a teenager. You know. We now live
Speaker 1: here in Australian she lives in Canada now as well.
Speaker 1: They're in different parts of the world, but within seconds
Speaker 1: when they talk to each other, they're back into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so the brotherhood needs to take a look at
Speaker 1: the sister. Yes, yeah, it's not it's really it is
Speaker 1: really important. So I get that Dania, Why that you're
Speaker 1: our phone call every Thursday while he went for your
Speaker 1: or to finish tutoring. That's your you time. It's like therapy,
Speaker 1: Christmas moll thing big joy walking into the gym uh
Speaker 1: to finally two people in there. See this is this
Speaker 1: iss good as the Brotherhood's going to get a good
Speaker 1: day from man is when there's not many other men
Speaker 1: there to feel intimidated by. Christian. My big joy was
Speaker 1: today I got every green traffic light on the way
Speaker 1: to work yesterday. It was all read, so it's balanced
Speaker 1: out by the way. Just what ed Sharon's song was
Speaker 1: on was I'm about to screw up a piece of
Speaker 1: paper and I made something I haven't done since I
Speaker 1: was a kid, a paper airplane with it? Did people
Speaker 1: store make paper aeroplanes in?
Speaker 6: What do you mean.
Speaker 1: That's not a great one? I bet you were good
Speaker 1: at them. I could never make a great one. I
Speaker 1: make one now?
Speaker 6: No, No, I'm so bad, so bad.
Speaker 1: At school. This is this is before you had smartphones.
Speaker 1: We were making paper aeroplanes. I remember our school had
Speaker 1: an annual competition, really to encourage engineers. I think that's
Speaker 1: how James Dyson started.
Speaker 7: I went to a Ben Folds concert where everyone got
Speaker 7: a piece of paper on the seat, and then.
Speaker 1: I watched that one online.
Speaker 6: Buy it down to Ben on the Stag's.
Speaker 1: Such a great idea. Maybe we should hold a paper
Speaker 1: aeroplane competition. Seriously, It's like an old that looks that
Speaker 1: isn't going anywhere. You and I allowsy at it. No,
Speaker 1: that's not that thing's not taken off. Musk isn't hiring
Speaker 1: you John work on those SpaceX rockets. Just Kaitlyn, what
Speaker 1: is it for you?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 1: What is the small thing? Big joy?
Speaker 14: This happened to me yesterday. I picked up my drink
Speaker 14: bottle and I thought, oh, no, is there going to
Speaker 14: be enough water in here? I opened it, I sculled
Speaker 14: it because I was thirsty as the perfect amount of
Speaker 14: water was in there, and I didn't have to get
Speaker 14: out of my desk to go and get more.
Speaker 1: You told me she had a good one.
Speaker 6: I said, she has one. I said, she has one.
Speaker 14: That's fun perfect amount.
Speaker 1: I didn't have to get.
Speaker 3: Up unsubscribed Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian Small Thing, Big Joy When an impatient driver illegally
Speaker 1: overtakes you for doing the speed limit I mean only
Speaker 1: to get stuck behind another car a red light. Said, yes, Jared,
Speaker 1: it's the best, the best the universe. Christian little Thing,
Speaker 1: big joy, call or whatever you want, of course, that
Speaker 1: lightweight feeling after a big pooh, it's real, it's the
Speaker 1: thing there. You feel enlightened, not just physically spiritually. Christian
Speaker 1: small Thing, big joy. Picking the right train carriage that
Speaker 1: arrives at the destination you're at the escalators slash stairs. Yes,
Speaker 1: Christian thinks you joy getting into bed with fresh sheets.
Speaker 1: Worse thing the world when you come back and your
Speaker 1: partner's stripped the bed and they're not there is the worst.
Speaker 1: Why why you were the divorce lawyers? Why would you
Speaker 1: do this to me?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: No, One of the worst things is matter, isn't it.
Speaker 7: I've had that after a night out and you put
Speaker 7: it in the dry and you've just forgotten about it.
Speaker 1: And it's going to take so many calories to sort
Speaker 1: this out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh no, what can you.
Speaker 1: Get someone there to ask you come and do it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, Now, I have a new idea and it involves you,
Speaker 1: Rio and something that people always say to me, what
Speaker 1: a unique part of the show is, And there's no
Speaker 1: other show that has this gift that actually you give,
Speaker 1: which is the jingles that you sing and make for
Speaker 1: the show are incredible.
Speaker 6: Thank you people.
Speaker 1: Coming up to last week at the book launch, No
Speaker 1: they weren't. They were talking about it. So Rio makes
Speaker 1: and sings, you know, all the jingles for the show,
Speaker 1: and they really are quite incredible. They're fantastic. So over
Speaker 1: the years he's done this you versus News and a
Speaker 1: quiz against Patsy You versus verse You would be good fun.
Speaker 1: Actually that is good. Also this what's the year? Again?
Speaker 6: What's the year?
Speaker 1: My friend? And this You're then done? As I was
Speaker 1: going through all these I found something that we never did.
Speaker 1: What's in your bowl? What's in your It never came
Speaker 1: to air? I don't sung it.
Speaker 6: What's that in your ball?
Speaker 1: Never made it to air?
Speaker 7: Oh brand or Uncle Toby's I remember this now.
Speaker 6: Yes, we were going to just ask people like what
Speaker 6: they have for breakfast?
Speaker 1: All right, well let's do that tomorrow because you've made it.
Speaker 1: Then it was tiny trades and they built it this now,
Speaker 1: this want to hear Psycho sisters. I did ask for
Speaker 1: stories about Psycho sisters. The stories we got were so
Speaker 1: dark and horrible we we never put any of them
Speaker 1: on air. But a good thing too.
Speaker 7: Psycho sisters, watch out they're crazy. Story is the story Jim.
Speaker 1: When we found out about that woman that used to
Speaker 1: work in this building, we invited her in. She was
Speaker 1: turning one hundred lillion.
Speaker 3: One hundred years of lilion.
Speaker 7: She is also well again to ride an elephant one
Speaker 7: hundred years of Lilian.
Speaker 1: Quite hard chat though you remember she wasn't giving you much.
Speaker 1: She gave me no unders that had a huge go
Speaker 1: at me because we got her on earlier and we
Speaker 1: said she was really aboun hour afterwards. Then there was
Speaker 1: Irene Gold.
Speaker 6: Oh she is old, Irene Gold Gold. She is a
Speaker 6: hundred years old.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorites and parts.
Speaker 6: Born and she just had her birthday a couple of
Speaker 6: weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred and three amazing, right, so we know
Speaker 1: you can sing. It's a gift gift, Oh, good gift freely.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have this singing canarian a cage
Speaker 1: anymore that comes out occasionally. No, no, no, no, I've
Speaker 1: written some words here. We've got to imagine now that
Speaker 1: this is actually happening. This feature Rio can sing. You've
Speaker 1: heard him every week he's singing something on the show,
Speaker 1: and now we're putting him to work for you. Once
Speaker 1: a week. Rio makes someone special a song, not just
Speaker 1: any song, their song, their favorite song, the one they
Speaker 1: bailt out in the car, the one that was on
Speaker 1: at their wedding, the one they've been murdering at karaoke
Speaker 1: for twenty years, same tune, same big chorus, but with
Speaker 1: new words about them, all the stuff they do, all
Speaker 1: the stuff we you love them for, all the stuff
Speaker 1: you take the mickey out of them for. And then
Speaker 1: we play it on the radio across the country. Their
Speaker 1: favorite song, but it's about them coming through the speakers
Speaker 1: and into their hearts. We make you a star. Who's
Speaker 1: it going to be? What do we call this simply
Speaker 1: your song? Oh?
Speaker 6: This is your song? Yes, this is your song.
Speaker 1: So it's their favorite song. Right might be born to
Speaker 1: run if it was to me. But we find out
Speaker 1: about them using our d team of producers that will
Speaker 1: do research about the post, and then we surprise them.
Speaker 1: We call them up and go, hey, Maureen, this is
Speaker 1: your song.
Speaker 6: I love this. You know what this reminds me of.
Speaker 6: Do you remember the show This is Your Life? I
Speaker 6: love that you love your life? Yes, and they were,
Speaker 6: but this is a song version. Yes, I'm on board.
Speaker 1: So what a great gift to surprise somebody with.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's like.
Speaker 7: Those you know, you get, like those books of your
Speaker 7: life your mom and dad.
Speaker 1: Questions the musical the musical version of this. Actually, they've
Speaker 1: got a gift. Not that will surprise them in the moment,
Speaker 1: but they can replay. They're immortalized in songs.
Speaker 6: They could play it at their funeral if they wanted.
Speaker 1: All right, let's keep it on the right side of
Speaker 1: the dial. I didn't think about the uniogy aspects of it. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's called this week's unogy, Earnie y some of our lot.
Speaker 1: Actually I would love to do. Yeah, well, it wasn't
Speaker 1: a question.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, I need to know what the tiny trades was
Speaker 1: used for.
Speaker 6: I think we actually did that.
Speaker 1: Did we actually do it?
Speaker 4: We did?
Speaker 13: Kids came into the station.
Speaker 1: Remember this is what we used it for. Jennifer Trady,
Speaker 1: they built it Ti Tradies, Yes day, that was it.
Speaker 1: Kids doing flat pack exactly.
Speaker 6: They were really good.
Speaker 1: They were very very good. They were a lot better
Speaker 1: than some of the grown ups actually on the show.
Speaker 1: All right, So can we starting a new feature where
Speaker 1: you tell us about someone that you'd love us a surprise?
Speaker 1: I'm calling this your Song, where you would tell us
Speaker 1: about their favorite song. We find out a bit about
Speaker 1: them that you told us, and then we would put
Speaker 1: brand new lyrics about them to their favorite song. Michelle,
Speaker 1: you up for doing this?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: It sounds like fun.
Speaker 1: All right? So who would you love us to write
Speaker 1: a song about?
Speaker 15: My wonderful daughter Kristen?
Speaker 1: Now how old is she?
Speaker 15: She's thirty five?
Speaker 1: Yep. And does she live near you guys? So she
Speaker 1: moved Now she's moved.
Speaker 15: They've moved to Queensland.
Speaker 11: In December, you get to see her Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's moved. Straight.
Speaker 6: It's the great building blocks.
Speaker 1: Of a song that's a heartbreaker and also a heartmaker.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right? So give us a few details. Money,
Speaker 1: What does she do? What does she love doing?
Speaker 15: She's a wonderful mom to two beautiful girls, and she's
Speaker 15: a wonderful wife to her husband Dean, and she's a
Speaker 15: fur baby mum to Nala. She loves being out in
Speaker 15: the sun.
Speaker 1: Sunshine baby, or your daughter who likes being out in
Speaker 1: the sun. Just so we don't start singing about the
Speaker 1: wrong thing.
Speaker 6: Any any hobbies, Michelle.
Speaker 15: Yes, so she swims. She used to play hockey. She's
Speaker 15: currently a lifeguard at a local pool.
Speaker 1: She sous incredible, she does so much. And listen, what
Speaker 1: song would you want? This? The bespoke song written to
Speaker 1: the tune off.
Speaker 15: Guns n' Roses Sweet Child of Mind.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, this is a tear joker. I love this.
Speaker 1: There will be a dry eye in the cars of
Speaker 1: Australia when we do this one.
Speaker 6: Testing the old vocal range.
Speaker 1: Frustrating act Rose, you struggled with Cisco. We love it, Michelle. Okay,
Speaker 1: stay there, let's get us soon now. Good morning, Sue,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Good morning Christian. Oh my god, I am so happy
Speaker 2: I got through. This has me written all over it
Speaker 2: for my husbands.
Speaker 1: Oh, Britt, tell us about your husband, Sue.
Speaker 2: My husband's name is Rocco. It's coming up to our
Speaker 2: twenty ninth anniversary of our wedding, which he actually chose
Speaker 2: his favorite song for our bridal dance, which was our songs.
Speaker 2: And he's also turning sixty this year. So I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is me.
Speaker 1: We have to get this so much to write about
Speaker 1: in a feature that I called after the Out and
Speaker 1: John's song your song. This is he brilliant. So in
Speaker 1: the Cots time you might twenty nine year is being married?
Speaker 2: Yes, in November where it's our twenty ninth anniversary. October
Speaker 2: is he sixtieth. We've got our son's twenty first is
Speaker 2: this weekend? We have so much going on, and I
Speaker 2: was like, this is me. He's a die hard Footy fan.
Speaker 2: He's a die hard musician. One of his favorite things
Speaker 2: at the moment is to write speeches and put he
Speaker 2: going snippets of songs to them to relate back to
Speaker 2: the people. I'm always like, come, we don't have time.
Speaker 7: He's like, no, no, I can do this.
Speaker 2: I can't very well.
Speaker 1: Such a sweet story.
Speaker 4: You already get it.
Speaker 1: We already get the fell for this guy. Roco sounds amazing.
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Rocko is the best dad. He's a great bloke. He's
Speaker 2: so chilled and laid back, but we'll do anything for anyone.
Speaker 2: We met at the Bourbon and Beef State nightclub in
Speaker 2: the day. I know it's a strategic right, our kids.
Speaker 1: It's not how it's not true. This is how people
Speaker 1: used to meet in nightcaps.
Speaker 2: I don't Our kids are like, please don't tell people that,
Speaker 2: Like it's really we have four Keith, it's just yeah,
Speaker 2: he would, he would absolutely love this.
Speaker 1: So you're going to be the first one. We have
Speaker 1: to do this. We have to do this. This is incredible.
Speaker 1: What or just and also just just after almost twenty
Speaker 1: nine years of hour just to clearly hear how and
Speaker 1: love you both there as well. It's incredible.
Speaker 2: We are He's a good he puts up with me.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you I'm song's twenty first I'm like
Speaker 2: a crazy woman possessed this week getting ready and he's like,
Speaker 2: take it easy on you, take it easy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't tell me that. Make it easy all right.
Speaker 1: Roco is going to be the first one. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: going to do this one. All right, so we're be
Speaker 1: in touch. Why hopefully not hopefully make suggest six years.
Speaker 1: Can't afford to lose any listeners. Yeah, so you're going
Speaker 1: to be the first one. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: calling up as well. Thank you And did you say
Speaker 1: this you got the birthday, someone's birthday, this weekend, someone's
Speaker 1: twenty first, my.
Speaker 2: Son's twenty first weekend, have.
Speaker 1: A lovely weekend.
Speaker 3: Thank you speak.
Speaker 1: So that's amazing.
Speaker 3: The Kristin O'Connell Show podcast yesterday.
Speaker 1: This time yesterday on the show, we were doing our
Speaker 1: weekly Wednesday feature we did with you guys called what
Speaker 1: are the Odds? This is when we look for your
Speaker 1: stories of coincidence and chance. Last week on that feature,
Speaker 1: we had this call my mother in law.
Speaker 8: I only had boys, but I always wanted a girl.
Speaker 8: And if she had a girl, she was going to
Speaker 8: call her Alison Claire. My husband and I got married
Speaker 8: and I am Alison Claire.
Speaker 1: Right. So it's an interesting story. We loved it last week,
Speaker 1: and when we were setting it up yesterday saying it's
Speaker 1: time for your stories of coincidence and chance, we replayed
Speaker 1: it this lady, here's it calls in what are the Odds?
Speaker 9: So I got into the car this morning your show
Speaker 9: came on, there was an Alison Claire talking about her
Speaker 9: mother in law who wanted to name a daughter Alison Claire.
Speaker 9: And guess what my name is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alison clap And then it didn't stop there.
Speaker 10: Who are you Alison Claire? I only turned it on
Speaker 10: and heard the last caller. I didn't hear the original one,
Speaker 10: So when you kept repeating the name Alison Claire, I
Speaker 10: was like, what's going on? This is so bizarre?
Speaker 11: And then guess what, I'm Alison Claire as well. Actually
Speaker 11: I was actually listening to the other to Alison Claire's,
Speaker 11: but I heard it a couple of days ago on
Speaker 11: the radio as well, and now listened to you all
Speaker 11: the time, and I thought, oh, what's the coincidence with that?
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're counting, We're up to four
Speaker 1: listeners called Alison Claire? Are there anymore? Will we get
Speaker 1: another one by nine or by the end of the week. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we made this remix.
Speaker 11: What are the odds?
Speaker 9: So I got into the car this morning and guess up,
Speaker 9: my name is?
Speaker 10: I only turned it on and heard the last caller.
Speaker 10: What's going on? This is so bizar.
Speaker 8: My mother in law I only had boys, always wanted
Speaker 8: a girl, and if she had a girl, she was
Speaker 8: going to call her.
Speaker 11: Now listened to you all the time.
Speaker 2: What's the coincidence with that?
Speaker 3: Guess on?
Speaker 9: My name is?
Speaker 1: My favorite was the email we had towards the end
Speaker 1: of yesterday's show, who's someone whose solicitors are called Alison
Speaker 1: and Claire? All legal firms are always so and so
Speaker 1: and so and so and so and so, aren't they.
Speaker 1: They're always double or like a band of them.
Speaker 7: And we have to be very clear about the name
Speaker 7: because I've noticed you're also getting some emails.
Speaker 1: Ellison and Ellie. No, no, no, we have to be
Speaker 1: very strong on this. It's Allison Claire. If you're another one,
Speaker 1: please contact the show asap. We need to speak to you.
Speaker 1: And then number thirteen fifty five twenty two. All right,
Speaker 1: big thing happening next tuesday in this country. The Australian
Speaker 1: censes is back. I mean, it is odd. Hell they're
Speaker 1: asking us questions when they've already got all the information.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's not pretend like you do.
Speaker 1: We have no secrecy anymore. When people moan about sort
Speaker 1: of government intrusion and suf of that, we share, overshare everything.
Speaker 6: Just ask us.
Speaker 1: They know scret our apps have everything. They know what
Speaker 1: we're looking at, where we are, where we are, what
Speaker 1: we're buying, what you're thinking about buying. They know everything.
Speaker 1: This question here we're doing next week is pointless.
Speaker 6: It's a great point.
Speaker 1: But anyway, we all will be doing it. A lot
Speaker 1: of you already done it as well. However, the morning
Speaker 1: of the census, ungly doing our own alternative census on
Speaker 1: the show. I'm going to ask seven questions and we're
Speaker 1: going to compile them together. So it is your chance
Speaker 1: to put your question to the nation, and we're all
Speaker 1: going to answer at the same time, one new question
Speaker 1: every half an hour. On the day after next Wednesday.
Speaker 1: We go through the answers a lot quicker than the
Speaker 1: actual census. I think it's a year later.
Speaker 6: It takes the process.
Speaker 1: It apparently it's a year. We're knock it off in
Speaker 1: a short twenty four hours, all right, some of the
Speaker 1: ones we've had so far, genuinely, this is the most
Speaker 1: popular one from you guys. Toilet paper over or under?
Speaker 1: This is a great question. What did you last cheat on?
Speaker 1: Now I'm not looking for this is about partners, anything
Speaker 1: horrible about that, but other stuff. What did you last
Speaker 1: cheat on? What's the weirdest thing in your freezer? What
Speaker 1: is the best shapes flavor? I have really told your
Speaker 1: chicken crimpy? What was your favorite age? I also want
Speaker 1: to put in R you Ellison Claire, did you meet
Speaker 1: in the nightclub and are you still together? And also
Speaker 1: what was the name of the nightclub as well? I
Speaker 1: would love that one some stranger ones we've had. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be asking the country do you scrunch
Speaker 1: your fold toilet paper. I don't want to be asking
Speaker 1: them who owned a Victor lawnmower? Or do you put
Speaker 1: milk in first when you're making a hot beverage. However,
Speaker 1: I've got another question thinking about give it to me.
Speaker 1: What did you send away for when you were a kid.
Speaker 1: Do you remember you'd all and you'd have to wait
Speaker 1: weeks to get it back? For me, it was X
Speaker 1: ray specs.
Speaker 6: So I actually don't know what you mean.
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't because you're a lot younger than Patsy
Speaker 1: and I. So years ago children were easily encouraged to
Speaker 1: send money away for stuff. Was always a huge letdown
Speaker 1: and it was almost like become a spy. It'd be
Speaker 1: like James Bond. Hear conversations so much who one hundred
Speaker 1: meters away? There's crappy, but something came from China. You
Speaker 1: put it in this probably so they could spy on us.
Speaker 1: Twenty years ago, and you heard nothing.
Speaker 6: Right, So you posted money to them and they would
Speaker 6: send you some.
Speaker 1: They would send you tap before there was timuh, we
Speaker 1: had this. I remember sending off. I think about twelve
Speaker 1: bucks of my pocket money from my paper around for
Speaker 1: X ray specs. I genuine believe to eight that I
Speaker 1: better see through people.
Speaker 6: It's a good deal with twelve bucks, just.
Speaker 1: The plastic, crappy glasses. What did you send away for
Speaker 1: as a kid. But Kate, and you've got a possible
Speaker 1: question as well.
Speaker 6: I have to okay the first one.
Speaker 14: Do you face the shower or face away from the
Speaker 14: shower when showering?
Speaker 6: Who faces? I face away from the shower. I don't
Speaker 6: face towards the wall.
Speaker 1: I face towards the wall.
Speaker 6: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. That's crazy. No, only in movies and
Speaker 1: rom coms is anyone ever facing away. It's mean when
Speaker 1: they've had a breakup, they slum down. They just cry
Speaker 1: sat on the shower.
Speaker 7: So you stare at all in the showers.
Speaker 1: In a prison, you know, I like it. It's like.
Speaker 6: A prison because.
Speaker 1: The hands, all of this, you know, the WRS is
Speaker 1: coming down to me. I'm cleansing, I'm cleansing, so much
Speaker 1: regret and remorse every morning before the show. That's inside,
Speaker 1: I'd lost the right way. What are you looking out into?
Speaker 6: You're getting blasted in the face.
Speaker 1: Face, Wake me up. It's like a caffeine. It's like
Speaker 1: caffeine for my body, my skin.
Speaker 6: I didn't know anyone in the world did that.
Speaker 1: See which way you facing the wall? Really we're going
Speaker 1: to oscination this all right? So participating, that's a great one.
Speaker 1: What's the other one you got?
Speaker 14: Okay, what's your go to entertainment while on the toilet?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, what's this obsession with what they're up to? Break?
Speaker 1: This radio is very immature in this country. We don't
Speaker 1: need any more people like scrunching and folding and now, like,
Speaker 1: what do you do when you're in there? I don't
Speaker 1: want to think of our listeners squatting over a toya.
Speaker 1: So it's unbecoming. So what if produced a Tina doing by.
Speaker 14: Our Aircom's stuck on again, so we can't say anything otherwise.
Speaker 3: We'll go to air with it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we are being observed right now by a media reporter.
Speaker 1: Can you make out that he knows? Just pretend nothing
Speaker 1: works here so we can write this up. So the
Speaker 1: company becomes so embarrassed they give us a They give
Speaker 1: us a new studio. Chains Manning, can you say that
Speaker 1: I broadcast in a hovel entirely? I need it?
Speaker 12: Is it is?
Speaker 1: There are community radio stations have better give than us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there are.
Speaker 3: Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Let me describe the scene at the moment amongst the
Speaker 1: producers through the window. You remember when you took your
Speaker 1: driving test, you did an impersonation of the world's safest driver.
Speaker 1: Tend to t feed it. That's what the Chuckle sisters,
Speaker 1: Caitlin and Tina are doing right now. We are being
Speaker 1: observed by a media reporter today and they're doing an
Speaker 1: impression of two professional producers. They came in just now,
Speaker 1: and we're presenting some possible callers to come on air
Speaker 1: as if they were in a fine dining restaurants. Starters there,
Speaker 1: madam's dishes, their complimentary waters. There, your wines are on
Speaker 1: the wine I went, I listen, I'll play along with it.
Speaker 1: You won't be able to keep this up. You will
Speaker 1: not be to keep this up for another half an hour.
Speaker 6: Spot, don't fade all right, We're looking for your.
Speaker 1: Alternative census questions this morning, so we're gonna be doing
Speaker 1: this next Tuesday morning, Christian. My question to ask the
Speaker 1: nation next Tuesday morning. When getting dressed, you but you're
Speaker 1: left or right leg in first for pants? I think
Speaker 1: it's whatever, it's your dominant leg, yeah, on that strong
Speaker 1: posting leg first. Exactly, get the easy one first, especially
Speaker 1: when it's early in the morning, Christian. I rotate in
Speaker 1: the shower when I'm washing my face, putting shampoo my hair,
Speaker 1: and washing the front of my body like you on
Speaker 1: facing them all. But when I'm rinting my hair and
Speaker 1: washing my back face out, why do you not rotate?
Speaker 1: That's my question? Interesting, Christian? Do you say goodbye to
Speaker 1: your pets when you're leaving and tell them what time
Speaker 1: you be home? And I love that, Christian. Want to
Speaker 1: ask the nation, when you think of the days of
Speaker 1: the week in your mind, Monday to Sunday, what do
Speaker 1: you see? Are they in a straight line or a circle? Oh?
Speaker 1: Straight line? Straight line? Yes, straight line, Christian. Everybody faces
Speaker 1: the wall in the shower. Who the hell looks out way?
Speaker 1: And it's me and you facing the all together. Christ
Speaker 1: Someone asked the nation what do they think my toast
Speaker 1: movie time? When is to deserve to go? Just just
Speaker 1: leave it two hours. Crucially, I read some stats a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Apparently women are more likely to
Speaker 1: face outwards and men are, overwhelming me more likely to
Speaker 1: face inwards when showering.
Speaker 6: As well.
Speaker 1: You want to know what I sent away for when
Speaker 1: I was a kid like you, I got conned boat.
Speaker 1: It's the sea monkeys. Oh yes, I saved up for
Speaker 1: these sea monkeys and what arrived was bacteria. These are great.
Speaker 1: This takes some calls right now, Kirsten coome on and
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Hello, hell are we Yeah, we're good,
Speaker 1: Thanks for Corlin. What is your question for the nation
Speaker 1: next week?
Speaker 2: There's a huge debate in my house if you should
Speaker 2: eat your McDonald's fries before your burger or your burger
Speaker 2: before your fries?
Speaker 3: What a huge first?
Speaker 1: Really get too cold if you if you wait, they
Speaker 1: do get Does anything get colder quicker than macas fries?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so always I have them afterwards. I think it's
Speaker 1: like the dessert, like a little before you get dessert. Though,
Speaker 1: these are important questions that needs to be asked to
Speaker 1: the nation. Kristin, that's a great one, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Cold and have a good names. Good Len, good morning. Hello.
Speaker 1: This is not looking good in front of that reporter. Lin,
Speaker 1: then welcome to show. What's your question for us?
Speaker 2: My question is do you do shoe, sock, shoe, sock
Speaker 2: or sock, sock, shoeshoe?
Speaker 6: Surely you couldn't start with shoe. You haven't got your
Speaker 6: stock on.
Speaker 1: French?
Speaker 10: Do you mean you sorry?
Speaker 2: Do you do sox, shoes, sock, shoe or shoe.
Speaker 7: Sock, sock, shoeshoe, sock, sock, trousers, shoeshoe?
Speaker 1: For me, I'll tell you something. First thing I'm put
Speaker 1: on in the morning is a pair of socks.
Speaker 7: No, no, actually sick behavior. It's just standing there naked
Speaker 7: in your sock.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. The
Speaker 1: most vulnerable you are in the morning is when you
Speaker 1: first get up, you're naked. If suddenly intrude comes in,
Speaker 1: I could like sliding around in bare feet. I know,
Speaker 1: if I've got socks, I've got grip attraction, but wlipping around.
Speaker 1: So tell you what, you warm the feet, you warm
Speaker 1: the man. That's my theory. Yeah, no, I love that.
Speaker 1: So as soon as as soon as we get in
Speaker 1: the dark, nah, I think it's a good mental waking
Speaker 1: up thing in the dark. I'll have had my two
Speaker 1: fresh socks already on the floor, ready like Wallace and
Speaker 1: Grommet for me to slide into and then make my
Speaker 1: way to begin interesting the rest of it begins. It
Speaker 1: begins with the socks. Oh, we're going to ask the
Speaker 1: country next week. Let's get a Dean now morning Dean,
Speaker 1: good morning. How are we going? And we're go Dean,
Speaker 1: thanks for corning. What's your question? Mate? Well, I've got
Speaker 1: a question, but I've got a partner who is too
Speaker 1: scared to speak.
Speaker 3: Alison Quay no way. Yeah, he was really scared.
Speaker 1: To talk, so and I was like, do you want
Speaker 1: to talk?
Speaker 3: She's like no, no, okay, I'll call on your behalf.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: We can't include her in our search really for Alison.
Speaker 1: Clare's until we hear from her as well. But I
Speaker 1: do have a question. Yeah, what's your question, Dean?
Speaker 10: Why is there a d in refrigerator but not fridge?
Speaker 3: Wise there in fridge but not refridger rovers?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Good, not really a census question, but fascinating.
Speaker 1: Claire. Let's hang on a minute, Hang on a minute,
Speaker 1: You're not really Alison Clair.
Speaker 11: I'm Alison Claire.
Speaker 1: Jet it. We have number five. Alison. Alison, have you
Speaker 1: had friends saying you've got to call the show or
Speaker 1: were you listening?
Speaker 11: No, I was listening last night and went way home
Speaker 11: from work. I thought this is so weird.
Speaker 2: My son got home from UNI, I said, this is
Speaker 2: really weird story.
Speaker 7: On the radio.
Speaker 4: I told him.
Speaker 11: And then this morning I'm listening again, I go, what
Speaker 11: is going on?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We heap, we keep hearing from more
Speaker 1: of you, Alison Clare. So now we're up to number five.
Speaker 10: Thanks to you, that's so weird and wonderful.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is. What a great name. Well listen, number
Speaker 1: number five any more than a number to us.
Speaker 6: But thank you very much for calling in, No worried,
Speaker 6: lovely show.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Have a good date. Now listen chuckle.
Speaker 1: Sisters you need to call Dean bat we've got it here.
Speaker 1: She could get us up to number six.
Speaker 4: Okay, so we're calling.
Speaker 1: Back right now.
Speaker 14: You can hear Georgia in the background talking to Day
Speaker 14: that the.
Speaker 1: Best person put on it. Yes, we're busy to me nice.
Speaker 6: She's nine, she's very very good.
Speaker 1: She's nine, she's a child. She's paid about buck a week.
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Speaker 1: to you thought that you thought the demise of K
Speaker 1: and J was pretty bad, You wait till we read
Speaker 1: this article about the makings of this show. How she's
Speaker 1: not a child she's paid ten million a year.
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Speaker 1: best in show Today with your seafood songs on National
Speaker 1: Seafood Day Team, what do we think is in the
Speaker 1: top five most popular seafood here in Australia.
Speaker 6: Well we do good prawns, don't we Yes?
Speaker 1: Number one? Oysters number four he loves an oysters And
Speaker 1: don't start saying about the Sydney mu has been better
Speaker 1: than Mountain Your start a civil war.
Speaker 13: I bet I know what's not on there, which is
Speaker 13: the old seafood extenderm Yes?
Speaker 1: What was the places to still do that?
Speaker 13: It's a rubber to bulk it out because it was
Speaker 13: so expensive at.
Speaker 1: Christmas time a five bar Mundy oysters are at four,
Speaker 1: tuna at three, salmon at two, and prawns is at
Speaker 1: number one. I'm thought the Morton Bay bug might be
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 7: Delicious adition out for Moon Wednesday.
Speaker 1: All right, seafood songs? What are the fishermen and the
Speaker 1: fisher ladies and the fisher people listening to Chub Tropicana,
Speaker 1: silver fluss, prawn to run by Bruce Springbreen god gold
Speaker 1: another one, but it's a crustacean re ton of the
Speaker 1: mackerel silver. I want to hold your clam chowder. And
Speaker 1: Shakira loves her local chippy when she's there while she's
Speaker 1: waiting for them to be done, and extra se vinegar.
Speaker 1: These chips don't lie. Come on, I wasn't there yet.
Speaker 1: I'm taking a long way round to the punchline. What
Speaker 1: if you got real your seafood songs?
Speaker 6: Roy Orbison's a pickI eater.
Speaker 7: Yeah he's eating only the avalonely okay, silver.
Speaker 6: Outcuster in Barcelona. They're ordering Hey, yay, yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 6: good cold. I'm morning, Morning and morning again.
Speaker 1: These are all gold. You love your seafood and.
Speaker 6: The black eyed peas are watering as well. They're saying
Speaker 6: pump it chowder.
Speaker 1: They're not, they're not actually, no, no, no no. That's
Speaker 1: the extent of you Bronze.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't think any of you really realized that often
Speaker 1: this is a very hostile environment for me to try
Speaker 1: and broadcast in. I'm very much a frontier DJ here
Speaker 1: trying to do frontier radio work, and we are being
Speaker 1: observed today by a media reporter and producer. Caitlin knows
Speaker 1: that she has to do an impression of a good producer.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that language towards me a little bit blue and salty,
Speaker 1: and she doesn't want to do this today in case
Speaker 1: it gets ends up in the article. She's guys, she's
Speaker 1: just found out where there's a spot here down the
Speaker 1: you know, the corridor Patsy in between our two studios.
Speaker 1: She knows that James the reporter can't see her there,
Speaker 1: and Rio didn't see her mouthing swear words, mouthing square
Speaker 1: words at me before I have to address the nation
Speaker 1: obscenity obscenities I did in the article. James, get the
Speaker 1: typewriter out. I don't see the Olivetti James crank up
Speaker 1: the ribbons. Okay, once my We'll do my best to
Speaker 1: remain professional in these circumstances. Okay. Seafood songs, Brett has
Speaker 1: scenes from inside the tank at the restaurant, not seeing
Speaker 1: from an Italian restaurant. Gold Breams Dreams Silver plus, k
Speaker 1: Sandy Crab bronze, but Donna would like a sturgeon silver uh,
Speaker 1: lots is Paradise silver plus. We didn't start the fryer
Speaker 1: gold hat Tuna Matata gold plus. Wow, that's very good.
Speaker 1: Kenny Thompson, well done, Christian. Not these days by powder finger,
Speaker 1: but these craze by chowder fingers a doubler. What aren't
Speaker 1: Tim Prowse you, oyster know? Alanis Morrissey very good gold plus.
Speaker 1: Christopher Davis were done for you, oyster. No flake on
Speaker 1: me silver prone to be alive silver plus. Sitting on
Speaker 1: the dock of Morton Bay bugs gold. I'm happy with that, Brett.
Speaker 1: I don't like Barrel Munday's Boomtown rats Na silver clam.
Speaker 1: I wish I was your lover silver prawn this way,
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga silver God is a dj silver faithless clam
Speaker 1: on Ileen instead of gang Plankton style. That is winner.
Speaker 1: That's your winner, Leah, you are the winner today instead
Speaker 1: of Gangham style Plankton style. That is very good, Leah,
Speaker 1: you are the winner. You off to see Brian Adams Live.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow morning. If you have any more
Speaker 1: alternative census questions, we'd love to get them. You can
Speaker 1: email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com. Today you
Speaker 1: and at seven o'clock tonight, I will hopefully see some
Speaker 1: of you. We'll see full details tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 1: Take care, I have a great day. Thanks for joining us.
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