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<v Speaker 1>Come on in, Patsy, good morning, Rio morning and is

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<v Speaker 1>he in? Is he out? Pete? Are you with us today?

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<v Speaker 1>In turn? Pete?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, good morning everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you Yeah? Good? How are you feeling?

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<v Speaker 4>Look, I'm much better today, Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Actuate me know I left three messages for Pete yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>didn't send me a text or didn't let me know

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<v Speaker 1>how he was.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got a new Bona phone, to be honest, I

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<v Speaker 5>was going to address this at some stage, and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>getting WhatsApps on What'sapp messages on some phone and some

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<v Speaker 5>on the other.

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<v Speaker 4>If that makes sense, because I've got a.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole No makes literally no sense. What have you got

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<v Speaker 1>going on? Where you need the Bona phones? Only pimps do? No,

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, turn Pete.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, look you know we filmed things. We've got that

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<v Speaker 5>now connected both Apple accounts to.

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<v Speaker 1>Filming nothing for the show this week it said more

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<v Speaker 1>yet more lies and mystery from a mystery man on

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, but I'm here. I'm feeling much better. I'm a

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<v Speaker 5>little bit gutted. I don't know whether I'm going to run.

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<v Speaker 6>The City to Surf in Sydney this week.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been doing this the last couple of years. It's

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<v Speaker 1>such a big iconic thing, this.

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<v Speaker 4>We gues this was going to be my fifteenth City

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<v Speaker 4>of Serf.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I walked it one year with my mother. We had

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<v Speaker 5>a beer on the way and she doesn't alcohol. That

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<v Speaker 5>was a fun way to do it, and I've run

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<v Speaker 5>it every year once even with a broken back. I

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<v Speaker 5>even did as well. So this was going to be

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<v Speaker 5>a bit of a moment for me this weekend. But

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just not sure if I can do it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh no, you must be gutted, Yes, absolutely so.

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<v Speaker 6>But there's still a chance. There's still a chance you

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<v Speaker 6>might do it.

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<v Speaker 4>I will walk it either way. I will do some

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<v Speaker 4>version anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Nowison, I've got a challenge for you, and you

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<v Speaker 1>have to turn on that old phone of yours. Obviously, Pete,

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<v Speaker 1>you are incredibly I would say you're more well connected

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<v Speaker 1>than anyone else in radio. You know all those years

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<v Speaker 1>with the kJ Show getting all the big guests. I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to use that skill. The Pope has coming

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<v Speaker 1>to Australia in two years time. I really would love

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<v Speaker 1>to interview Ike Dike. I don't know if you've got

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<v Speaker 1>the direct line to his EA or his PA at

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<v Speaker 1>the Vatican, but you've got two years to make this happen.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, October five, he's here. That's the NRL Grand Final day.

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<v Speaker 1>And another way that the only way Australia could actually

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<v Speaker 1>convey the news that the Pope has coming to Australia

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<v Speaker 1>is that someone works out clashes with the NRL.

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<v Speaker 6>Final put it in terms of NRL for us to understand.

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<v Speaker 1>The only way we can understand the context of him

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<v Speaker 1>coming to Australia. So Pete two years time, I really

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<v Speaker 1>want to be interviewing the Pope.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, couple top one thoughts. The Vatican would be my

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<v Speaker 4>starting point.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, how you do this? Thank you? Oh my word? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I just said call the Vatican.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I might call them.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if to have Yes, this is why

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<v Speaker 1>we hired you, this is why you were the hot property.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you came on a free transfer.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, if we could isolate this audio at six

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<v Speaker 5>nine am on the sixth of the eighth through twenty

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<v Speaker 5>twenty six, I will get the Pope on the Christian

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<v Speaker 5>o'coll show.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow on that on that date, my friend. Here's what

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do is be starting the show. You're

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<v Speaker 1>in that beautiful powder blue your mum's old card, the Commodore.

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<v Speaker 1>You're outside the hotel where every staying, okay, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting ready to pick him up to bring him to

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 4>I can do this.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm starting to manifest it now. Perhaps you I can

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<v Speaker 5>see your face now going, oh, I don't think this

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<v Speaker 5>is going to happen.

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<v Speaker 7>I actually think women with a good chance if anyone

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<v Speaker 7>can get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Two reasons why I'm I'm the person that could probably

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<v Speaker 1>land this as well. One, I am a Roman Catholic,

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<v Speaker 1>admittedly at a very very lapsed one. But I've got

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<v Speaker 1>two years to brush up, you know, go back and

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<v Speaker 1>look at the Bible and go and do go back,

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<v Speaker 1>have a couple of confessions and stuff like this. Let

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<v Speaker 1>him know. My confirmation name is Mike, and after Saint

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<v Speaker 1>Michael as well, and in the name Christian true Suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>someone gets a bit confused and thinks it's an actual

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<v Speaker 1>Christian or But I really would love to get him

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<v Speaker 1>on the show when he's here.

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<v Speaker 4>Just amazing to talk to you. The stories he could.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell, well you'll laugh about this, right so you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of think, my god, he's a very progressive pope as well.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he's really saying what needs to be said

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Normally they don't get involved in politics and warloight.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the last couple of months he's really called out

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<v Speaker 1>Putin and Trumpet's actually quite rare for him. To know.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a brilliant speaker as well. Yesterday, Pete arthurshell, we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about this, we're getting about the Pope coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>Be great to see if we could get any time

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<v Speaker 1>with him or something. But you said Kate last she says,

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<v Speaker 1>you actually threw a pad dash right, you wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>be the Pope Ben When she first started on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>she was really trying to push the honey Badger on

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<v Speaker 1>me and I I'm not remotely interested in chapter honey Badger.

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<v Speaker 1>The posters she actually backed me up. She actually said,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you going to chat to the Pope about?

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<v Speaker 6>You talk about?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the NRL ground final, Who are you blessing? Who

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<v Speaker 1>are you cursing?

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<v Speaker 6>That's the famous person in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a What are you going to chat to

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<v Speaker 1>the Pope about?

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<v Speaker 6>I guess maybe put him in at six oh five again?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I can I just recommend the honey Badger?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I know you turned.

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<v Speaker 1>Him down four years ago, but what's the temperature right now? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>two years time, the Pope will be live on The

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Take for Diary The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday's show something amazing happened. We were doing our normal

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<v Speaker 1>what are the Odds? And during the next forty minutes

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<v Speaker 1>we start to hear from a lot of people called

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<v Speaker 1>Alison Clair. I still can't work out what happened yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a bizarre turn of events. It's like a

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<v Speaker 1>full moon or something. Yep. So it all came from

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<v Speaker 1>last Wednesday, when we were also doing what are the

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<v Speaker 1>else would you do? Every Wednesday we have this call my.

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<v Speaker 8>Mother in law I only had boys, but always wanted

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<v Speaker 8>a girl, and if she had a girl, she was

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<v Speaker 8>going to call her Alison Claire. My husband and I

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<v Speaker 8>got married and I am Alison Claire.

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<v Speaker 1>And then a week later we get this call yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>what are the Odds?

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<v Speaker 9>So I got into the car this morning your show

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<v Speaker 9>came on, there was an Alison Claire talking about her

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<v Speaker 9>mother in law who wanted to name a daughter Alison

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<v Speaker 9>Clair and gets what my name is?

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<v Speaker 1>And then a couple monutes later, who.

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<v Speaker 10>Are you Alison Claire. I only turned it on and

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<v Speaker 10>heard the last caller. I didn't hear the original one.

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<v Speaker 10>So when you kept repeating the name Alison Claire, I

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<v Speaker 10>was like, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 11>This is so bizarre, but there was one more and

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<v Speaker 11>Alison Claire as well. Actually I was actually listening to

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<v Speaker 11>the other to Allison Claire's, but I heard it a

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<v Speaker 11>couple of days ago on the radio as well, and

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<v Speaker 11>now listened to you all the time, and I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 11>what's the coincidence with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Now I don't meet you guys. My fingers are crossed

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<v Speaker 1>that we just get even just one more. We're at

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<v Speaker 1>four Alison Clair's at the moment. Can we get to five?

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<v Speaker 1>By nine? We've made this remix for this?

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<v Speaker 10>What are the odds?

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<v Speaker 9>So I got into the car this morning and gets

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<v Speaker 9>on my naming.

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<v Speaker 10>I only turned it on and heard the last caller.

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<v Speaker 10>What's going on? This is soaperfar?

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<v Speaker 8>My mother in law I only had boys, always wanted

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<v Speaker 8>a girl and if she had a girl, she.

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<v Speaker 10>Was going to call her on.

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<v Speaker 11>I listen to you all the time.

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<v Speaker 10>What's so coincidence with that?

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<v Speaker 8>Gets on my name is Alison Claire?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow torus of Allison Clair's. I love it? Can four

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<v Speaker 1>become five? This morning? Are you called? Alison Clair?

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<v Speaker 3>Christian no Connor Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven o'clot tonight doing something never done before from my

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<v Speaker 1>home to your I said to everyone who's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be pre ordering my book as a thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>pre ordering it. It's out now. By the way, my

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<v Speaker 1>book unscript that I would do a thing where if

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<v Speaker 1>you send me the receipt, we do a special thing online,

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<v Speaker 1>part book club, part whatever. Is going to happen tonight

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<v Speaker 1>after seven o'clock. So everything sets up my end, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's going to be on zoom and running it.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is why I'm a little bit tense when

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<v Speaker 1>I work up someone like bloody Eyep's off six stool.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I heard his back in turn, Pete, Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you like on zoom?

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<v Speaker 4>Zoom? Not my strong point, however, I have been doing

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<v Speaker 4>it suddenly.

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<v Speaker 1>At home with It's going to be very tense.

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<v Speaker 5>Shout out to Eric, the CEO of Zoom, who I

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<v Speaker 5>have emailed yesterday asking for a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit of email, like you know, oh, Tim Cook, going,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a problem my notes isn't firing up on my iPhone.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, there's a couple of major chases on at the moment.

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<v Speaker 5>One is to get the Pope in twenty twelve years

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<v Speaker 5>and then hopefully Pete say this way, you've got some

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<v Speaker 5>big place in right.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I've got a lot of balls in the court.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so that's what you did with your day off,

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<v Speaker 5>I guess, to.

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<v Speaker 4>Be truly honest, a little bit anxiety for me.

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<v Speaker 5>We've got about twelve or so hours, I think, right

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<v Speaker 5>until we do the big event tonight live. So if

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<v Speaker 5>there is a zoom expert out there that could give

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<v Speaker 5>me some tips.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you really don't know how to use it because

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to be the guy at the back end

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<v Speaker 1>sort of. You know when people are going to zoom,

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<v Speaker 1>they're in that waiting room and the host knows you're there,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're gonna have to, like one by one,

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<v Speaker 1>let them in to go.

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<v Speaker 5>Behind the curtain a little bit. I did do a

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<v Speaker 5>dress rehearsal with a few friends yesterday. When I say friends,

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<v Speaker 5>Abby from our online department, and also Caitlyn, the executive

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<v Speaker 5>producer of the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Caitlyn didn't know how to use it.

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<v Speaker 5>Abby's done a great job sort of researching some bits

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<v Speaker 5>of things, but they've.

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<v Speaker 1>Left me in the first five minutes I think about

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<v Speaker 1>home with Christian are going to be yelling at Pete.

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<v Speaker 1>There's going to be no one. They're all just going

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<v Speaker 1>to be in the waiting room. You're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>put me in the waiting room to do it home

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<v Speaker 1>with Christian.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, because you're the star of the program, I've written

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<v Speaker 5>out a rough age.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you be a star of something? On Zoom? He

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<v Speaker 1>was a very big star on Zoom. Once you get

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<v Speaker 1>in that waiting room, you just he just works his magic.

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<v Speaker 1>You think it's acount the radio. You wait, you see

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<v Speaker 1>him after a couple of wines on Zoom.

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<v Speaker 5>Astray as number one Zoom broadcasts where your old mate Carles.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't he start next Monday? You're right?

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<v Speaker 5>So I've got so this is my rough agenda six thirty.

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<v Speaker 5>All a r N staff to join them when I

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<v Speaker 5>say our and stuff. That's the internal team. So Patsy,

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<v Speaker 5>get ready for six thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't come to the book launch last week on your phone,

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<v Speaker 1>but the team have told me you've stolen three books

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<v Speaker 1>here I have. Yeah, absolutely, you were seen.

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<v Speaker 6>You were seen straight on eBay. You didn't sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Them though, can we get more money that way?

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<v Speaker 5>So we've got the guests arriving at six forty five

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<v Speaker 5>so they can come in.

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<v Speaker 4>So if anyone has any.

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<v Speaker 1>Ticket, they're fifteen minutes before and we'll be coming home

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<v Speaker 1>for work. They might be getting the dinner ready or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you going to get there fifteen minutes perform?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So there's some really nice people who have also

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<v Speaker 5>not us zoom.

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<v Speaker 4>So we've got them coming into the room.

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<v Speaker 6>I actually imagine some of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there is a lovely lady by the name of

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<v Speaker 5>Helen who's joining. She's seventy four years old and she's

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<v Speaker 5>never us zoom. So her daughter's coming over to her house.

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<v Speaker 5>Love that as well, So we're we're very much.

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<v Speaker 1>She's now the VIP. Okay, we've got to take good

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<v Speaker 1>care of her.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I've got you arriving.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually think the seventy four year old she might

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<v Speaker 1>be better running the back end of the cit.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I've got to read my own handwriting here.

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<v Speaker 5>But I've got you arriving at a special time of

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<v Speaker 5>seven five.

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<v Speaker 1>Or why am I going? It's I'll be there at seven.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm always early for stuff. I'll be there before. But

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<v Speaker 1>i've got five got to be long enough. And where

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<v Speaker 1>is he?

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<v Speaker 5>Well that was a bit of a buffer room or

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<v Speaker 5>above got in brackets or when I text you when

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<v Speaker 5>we're already, which means everyone settled. Everyone's so one question

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<v Speaker 5>for the room right now. I can control to mute

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<v Speaker 5>and unmute people, right so when they have questions or

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<v Speaker 5>whatever it is, or do we just trust everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>I did someone like this before with three hundred. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've still got a photo of me. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>man literally not you don't you don't need to know

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<v Speaker 1>the story. You know that someone struggling right now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So my family just started to leave me in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, this is actually uncomfortable to hear you, Sharon.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you you can have to meet your microphone because

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<v Speaker 1>you know something, We've got stuff going on the background.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, can you give us another wine? And we

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<v Speaker 1>could all hear it? So, you know what.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a couple of spaces left right, So this is

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<v Speaker 5>for people who have pre ordered books there. But I

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<v Speaker 5>guess if you've booked the brought the book already, maybe

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<v Speaker 5>emails us one.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a couple of little spots there if you want

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<v Speaker 4>to allow anyone else.

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<v Speaker 1>To laugh, ideally, especially if anyone doesn't know, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? So?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm looking for someone specifically, people that run the hundred.

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<v Speaker 6>Isn't this exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>Texan who is it? Who does this?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it you?

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<v Speaker 5>And call any maybe it can help us for sure,

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<v Speaker 5>that's where we land. So if someone can sorry was

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<v Speaker 5>bringing Indie Lee by mistake?

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<v Speaker 1>If we can, I've now got tell you what. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, anything can happen. This night's hi, the time

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Mate? It starts at seven and I'm leaving

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<v Speaker 1>at seven seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell Show podcast Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>The waiting romanzoom can be set up in the settings

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<v Speaker 1>of a meeting. You can also do it as a webiner.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey listen, Irene, this is all great, but unfortunately this

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<v Speaker 1>is going to go in one ear out the other

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<v Speaker 1>zoom of intern Pete. Hey Pete, yeah, I've just had

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<v Speaker 1>a look at the image that you've just posted on

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<v Speaker 1>our producers group chat.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So for the last five weeks we we we've been

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<v Speaker 1>calling this, you know, at home with with Christian. Pete's

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<v Speaker 1>renamed it a night with Christian. Sorry, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>very different, very indecent proposal. I have been saying, part

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<v Speaker 1>book club, part anything goes Now it's so just re

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<v Speaker 1>bind his book. Notice that I know when you start

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<v Speaker 1>on the show you got my name wrong. And now

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen it spelled like this, basically christ Stain

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<v Speaker 1>A night with christ Stain. I didn't have any And also,

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<v Speaker 1>do you need to write down here on this list

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<v Speaker 1>six thirty to turn on if he didn't have written down,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just talking to myself for tonight.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess in the media landscape we always have like

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<v Speaker 5>run sheets and stuff like.

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<v Speaker 6>This is not a.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like what's his name did in the movie Memento.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm really now I'm super anxious about tonight because I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to know. Okay, guys running it doesn't have the

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<v Speaker 1>name of it and doesn't have to spell my name,

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<v Speaker 1>christ Stain.

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<v Speaker 4>We do. We need a zoom There has to be

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<v Speaker 4>a zoom expert.

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<v Speaker 1>You got that seventy four year old deer coverage. You

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<v Speaker 1>can help. So it's not a job to be a

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<v Speaker 1>super spots. Let you go on air tasker. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way this runs smoothly tonight, Absolutely not. I'm know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it runs tonight anyway. Look, I'll be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully at some point people will work it out and

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<v Speaker 1>let you in. Okay, extra time, the time waste. We're

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<v Speaker 6>That's a right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was confused. I read that out and how do

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<v Speaker 1>Now someone isn't happy with the mark you gave them yesterday.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, happy to revisit.

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<v Speaker 1>And they've actually texted this morning at half six walking

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<v Speaker 1>a full day later. Sure from Jess, because I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>my answer of no crunchy for cold bread to be

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<v Speaker 1>reassessed as I don't think either you were reappreciated how

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<v Speaker 1>the silver than Rio gave it. I'm happily accept a

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<v Speaker 1>double pass to Red Hot summer as a form of apology. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>no crunchy for cold bread is like no country for

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<v Speaker 1>old men?

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<v Speaker 6>Get nor what does it mean by no crunchy exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually I couldn't believe you gave it a silver,

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<v Speaker 1>so I think you should reassess it. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>more bronze.

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<v Speaker 7>Cold bread is crunchy, Yes, crunchy for cold bread.

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<v Speaker 7>Judge spread excuse me, Judge dread gold.

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<v Speaker 6>Where's Anderson loves the savory toast?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, the French toast dispatch?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. You're down with Jess bronze.

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<v Speaker 7>Hannibal Lecter laves a bit of strawberry jam.

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<v Speaker 6>He said, s.

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<v Speaker 1>That's literally one I had yesterday.

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<v Speaker 7>And what are those felons having right up in the

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<v Speaker 7>air as they're flying away.

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<v Speaker 6>Conserve air a little conserve.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's smart, that is smart. I appreciate the smart.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's a gold flat.

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<v Speaker 12>The Christian o'connall Show podcast, Good Mornings to Christian O'Connell's show,

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<v Speaker 6>Glad he ate toast, carl.

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<v Speaker 1>storm not putting it in the drink. Christian when you

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, well done.

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<v Speaker 1>It's rare, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this the right lid.

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<v Speaker 1>Tuck in clip.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I've never had that much satisfied.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really satisfying. When you get all four, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like four green Knights. Clip clip clip clip. Normally there's

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<v Speaker 1>it's completely air tight in there.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's because do you put your lids in the dishwasher? Yes, yes, same,

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<v Speaker 7>I think it warps. You're supposed to only put the

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<v Speaker 7>bottom in the hand. But who's got time for that?

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<v Speaker 1>What did it take that long to hand? What's what's

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<v Speaker 1>happened to us? Who's got time for that? Also the

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<v Speaker 1>other one yesterday it was binda yesterday the bin bag.

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<v Speaker 1>The new bin bag went in first time. You know

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<v Speaker 1>it sticks to itself. Yeah, and it's so intently trying

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<v Speaker 1>to shake it freed to open up to get in

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<v Speaker 1>there when in first time. Well, you on and roll

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday and I'm telling you now I have a new

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you should talk about this on the show this week,

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<v Speaker 1>your new addictions. This here is a Jakeman's throat suite.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a sore throat, but when I was

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<v Speaker 1>in the UK, I went to a chemist and they

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<v Speaker 1>recommended these things called Jakeman's. They've been going since nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>oh seven. I love the taste of this honey and

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<v Speaker 1>leaven flavor so much I brought eight packets back with me.

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<v Speaker 1>How right it could open up my own independent chemists warehouse.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love these throat sweets. I don't have a sore

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<v Speaker 1>throat or a chesty cough, but I'm getting through three

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<v Speaker 1>or four of these are day now. I love these things.

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<v Speaker 1>They are so nice. You can't find them, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, there are some websites you can get them.

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<v Speaker 12>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I might start being an importer. It might be my

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<v Speaker 1>side hustle, seeing me at local markets at the weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>sell them out my car boot. That's if there's any

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<v Speaker 1>left of my secret staff. Real what is it for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Small thing? Big joy?

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<v Speaker 7>We're doing a watch of the Hot News Show at

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<v Speaker 7>the moment, friends, and do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have going back from great idea? We did that during

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<v Speaker 1>Lockdown Family. So many great jokes as well. You forget,

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<v Speaker 1>there's so many classic episodes.

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<v Speaker 6>It's actually aged so well. It's so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I now, I don't know. Some of it is a

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<v Speaker 1>bad yeah, a little bit. I watching my two militant

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<v Speaker 1>feminist feminist daughters, right, and there's a lot of stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that does not age very well. Right, It's constant sex jokes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, we didn't. I kept saying this. At

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<v Speaker 1>the time, we didn't know. Time, we didn't. I didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 6>And they do this thing that no one does anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>At the end of the show.

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<v Speaker 7>They run the credits and then there's a little extra

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<v Speaker 7>treat for you at the end where they do one

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<v Speaker 7>extra little scene, a little tag, a little something for money,

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<v Speaker 7>with a.

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<v Speaker 6>Little gift with purchase. And I get really excited about

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<v Speaker 6>it every time.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the greatest comedy sitcoms, comedies ever that every

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<v Speaker 1>episode is always very funny.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, And you know what, there's something about cameras. Back

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<v Speaker 7>in the day, everyone was more attractive. They're not as

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<v Speaker 7>you know these days, they're like everything shows.

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<v Speaker 6>Too much, the lights really bright.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very clary, these these these high resolution cameras. And

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<v Speaker 1>worst of all, now it's our TV screens. I was

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<v Speaker 1>watching someone the other day. Now you really notice that

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<v Speaker 1>when an actor, male actor has to wear hair dye

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<v Speaker 1>for character, it's always this real like Janana's hair dye.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's purple, it's a strange brown or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Watching with the Great David Tennant and it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what have we done to your hair.

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<v Speaker 6>That soft lighting of the camera. Everyone looks good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Is there a filter we can get on our cameras?

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<v Speaker 1>I want the friends filter, Patsy, what's it for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Small thing? Big joy?

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<v Speaker 13>How's this sausage sizzle on a Wednesday? I pulled up

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<v Speaker 13>to our local supermarket yesterday just that unmistakable.

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<v Speaker 1>Waft, sneaky midweek.

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<v Speaker 13>Sausages with onions. And it was the local Ritary club doing.

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<v Speaker 6>Mondays.

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<v Speaker 12>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a perfect little nice pick me up on a Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the week.

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<v Speaker 13>You know, cold Winter's day. Is it the weekend? No,

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<v Speaker 13>but it's the next best thing. It's Wednesday because there's

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<v Speaker 13>sausage sizzal.

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<v Speaker 1>And our and were the people getting one? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>They were?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I think everyone was taken back.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, hang on, it takes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all it takes when you come to Australia. Listen, Pope,

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<v Speaker 1>if you listen to this about your visiting to his time,

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<v Speaker 1>don't pack the hat. All you got to do is

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<v Speaker 1>bring some sausages and snacks. Mate, you're attract a crowd.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't have to even turn water into wine. Just

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<v Speaker 1>actually put some sausage in a bit of bread. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>get a big following, a turnout.

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<v Speaker 6>Possible census question.

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<v Speaker 7>Onions on a sausage sizzle on top of the top,

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<v Speaker 7>top to Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>Any other way you get that that sweet crunch of

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<v Speaker 1>the onion first thing.

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<v Speaker 7>But you have, Yeah, you eat it quickly, you put

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<v Speaker 7>it on the bottom and then it's not spilling out

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<v Speaker 7>all of your hands and your wrists.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I love about the sizzle on Saturday?

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<v Speaker 1>You know all the Roytrey clubs outside Bunning's right, it's

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<v Speaker 1>always Dad's hanging around. It's like moths to a flame,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it. It's just Dad's like making small talk, crunchy

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<v Speaker 1>small talk with each other. Yeah, it's like a men's cup.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Small thing, Big Joy, Christian. When you order two potato

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<v Speaker 1>cakes that you look all fish and chips, owner gives

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<v Speaker 1>you three non nom menzo. You're right, Christian, Small thing,

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<v Speaker 1>big joy. When he toast pops up with exactly the

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<v Speaker 1>right amount of brownness, no more xs or thirty seconds Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>My weekly phone call every Thursday with my BFF while

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<v Speaker 1>I wait for my daughter to finish tutoring. That's from Tania.

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<v Speaker 1>I envy. Sometimes the sisterhood is very powerful. Honestly, some

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<v Speaker 1>I hear my wife should out to her friends. Within

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds, They're deep into what they need to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>It's incredible. There's no booze needed leo there. It's with

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<v Speaker 1>men to try and dis lodge the deep inner loss

0:26:11.360 --> 0:26:14.800
<v Speaker 1>that they're feeling that they don't talk about immediately. Sometimes

0:26:14.840 --> 0:26:17.720
<v Speaker 1>I hear a crime within thirty seconds, laughing a minute later.

0:26:18.040 --> 0:26:22.440
<v Speaker 1>She's pro hyper meta processing all emotions in a matter

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<v Speaker 1>of seconds and minutes. It's incredible to see. The sisterhood

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<v Speaker 1>is a real thing. It's strong.

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<v Speaker 13>There a lifeline girlfriends. Yes, I speak to one in

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<v Speaker 13>particular every single day, do you yep, and it just

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<v Speaker 13>is strong.

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<v Speaker 1>An old friend like from childhood.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, yeah, we used to work together. Oh when we're

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<v Speaker 13>like nineteen and I never we never miss a bait.

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<v Speaker 13>We just have to touch base, so our day is

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<v Speaker 13>better after we've spoken.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my wife is stalled like that with a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>She's as as a teenager. You know. We now live

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<v Speaker 1>here in Australian she lives in Canada now as well.

0:26:51.000 --> 0:26:53.600
<v Speaker 1>They're in different parts of the world, but within seconds

0:26:53.640 --> 0:26:55.960
<v Speaker 1>when they talk to each other, they're back into it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and so the brotherhood needs to take a look at

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<v Speaker 1>the sister. Yes, yeah, it's not it's really it is

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<v Speaker 1>really important. So I get that Dania, Why that you're

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<v Speaker 1>our phone call every Thursday while he went for your

0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:09.160
<v Speaker 1>or to finish tutoring. That's your you time. It's like therapy,

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Christmas moll thing big joy walking into the gym uh

0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:14.240
<v Speaker 1>to finally two people in there. See this is this

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<v Speaker 1>iss good as the Brotherhood's going to get a good

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<v Speaker 1>day from man is when there's not many other men

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<v Speaker 1>there to feel intimidated by. Christian. My big joy was

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<v Speaker 1>today I got every green traffic light on the way

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<v Speaker 1>to work yesterday. It was all read, so it's balanced

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<v Speaker 1>out by the way. Just what ed Sharon's song was

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<v Speaker 1>on was I'm about to screw up a piece of

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<v Speaker 1>paper and I made something I haven't done since I

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<v Speaker 1>was a kid, a paper airplane with it? Did people

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<v Speaker 1>store make paper aeroplanes in?

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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not a great one? I bet you were good

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<v Speaker 1>at them. I could never make a great one. I

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<v Speaker 1>make one now?

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<v Speaker 6>No, No, I'm so bad, so bad.

0:27:55.640 --> 0:27:59.120
<v Speaker 1>At school. This is this is before you had smartphones.

0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:02.480
<v Speaker 1>We were making paper aeroplanes. I remember our school had

0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:06.720
<v Speaker 1>an annual competition, really to encourage engineers. I think that's

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 1>how James Dyson started.

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 7>I went to a Ben Folds concert where everyone got

0:28:11.320 --> 0:28:13.280
<v Speaker 7>a piece of paper on the seat, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched that one online.

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<v Speaker 6>Buy it down to Ben on the Stag's.

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<v Speaker 1>Such a great idea. Maybe we should hold a paper

0:28:22.480 --> 0:28:27.359
<v Speaker 1>aeroplane competition. Seriously, It's like an old that looks that

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:30.920
<v Speaker 1>isn't going anywhere. You and I allowsy at it. No,

0:28:31.080 --> 0:28:34.040
<v Speaker 1>that's not that thing's not taken off. Musk isn't hiring

0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:38.840
<v Speaker 1>you John work on those SpaceX rockets. Just Kaitlyn, what

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:39.280
<v Speaker 1>is it for you?

0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:39.520
<v Speaker 3>Mate?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the small thing? Big joy?

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<v Speaker 14>This happened to me yesterday. I picked up my drink

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:45.400
<v Speaker 14>bottle and I thought, oh, no, is there going to

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<v Speaker 14>be enough water in here? I opened it, I sculled

0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:51.840
<v Speaker 14>it because I was thirsty as the perfect amount of

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:53.160
<v Speaker 14>water was in there, and I didn't have to get

0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 14>out of my desk to go and get more.

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<v Speaker 1>You told me she had a good one.

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<v Speaker 6>I said, she has one. I said, she has one.

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<v Speaker 14>That's fun perfect amount.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have to get.

0:29:03.800 --> 0:29:10.240
<v Speaker 3>Up unsubscribed Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

0:29:10.400 --> 0:29:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Christian Small Thing, Big Joy When an impatient driver illegally

0:29:13.640 --> 0:29:16.040
<v Speaker 1>overtakes you for doing the speed limit I mean only

0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:19.640
<v Speaker 1>to get stuck behind another car a red light. Said, yes, Jared,

0:29:19.680 --> 0:29:25.000
<v Speaker 1>it's the best, the best the universe. Christian little Thing,

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:28.240
<v Speaker 1>big joy, call or whatever you want, of course, that

0:29:28.360 --> 0:29:34.200
<v Speaker 1>lightweight feeling after a big pooh, it's real, it's the

0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:42.000
<v Speaker 1>thing there. You feel enlightened, not just physically spiritually. Christian

0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:45.080
<v Speaker 1>small Thing, big joy. Picking the right train carriage that

0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:50.040
<v Speaker 1>arrives at the destination you're at the escalators slash stairs. Yes,

0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Christian thinks you joy getting into bed with fresh sheets.

0:29:56.840 --> 0:29:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Worse thing the world when you come back and your

0:29:59.280 --> 0:30:07.960
<v Speaker 1>partner's stripped the bed and they're not there is the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>Why why you were the divorce lawyers? Why would you

0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:14.040
<v Speaker 1>do this to me?

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<v Speaker 12>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, One of the worst things is matter, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 7>I've had that after a night out and you put

0:30:21.040 --> 0:30:24.960
<v Speaker 7>it in the dry and you've just forgotten about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's going to take so many calories to sort

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<v Speaker 1>this out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh no, what can you.

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<v Speaker 1>Get someone there to ask you come and do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Now, I have a new idea and it involves you,

0:30:37.880 --> 0:30:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Rio and something that people always say to me, what

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:44.720
<v Speaker 1>a unique part of the show is, And there's no

0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 1>other show that has this gift that actually you give,

0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:50.520
<v Speaker 1>which is the jingles that you sing and make for

0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:51.960
<v Speaker 1>the show are incredible.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you people.

0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Coming up to last week at the book launch, No

0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:56.880
<v Speaker 1>they weren't. They were talking about it. So Rio makes

0:30:56.920 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>and sings, you know, all the jingles for the show,

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:01.640
<v Speaker 1>and they really are quite incredible. They're fantastic. So over

0:31:01.680 --> 0:31:04.200
<v Speaker 1>the years he's done this you versus News and a

0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:09.280
<v Speaker 1>quiz against Patsy You versus verse You would be good fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually that is good. Also this what's the year? Again?

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<v Speaker 6>What's the year?

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<v Speaker 1>My friend? And this You're then done? As I was

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:22.880
<v Speaker 1>going through all these I found something that we never did.

0:31:24.280 --> 0:31:28.880
<v Speaker 1>What's in your bowl? What's in your It never came

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<v Speaker 1>to air? I don't sung it.

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<v Speaker 6>What's that in your ball?

0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:36.240
<v Speaker 1>Never made it to air?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh brand or Uncle Toby's I remember this now.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, we were going to just ask people like what

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<v Speaker 6>they have for breakfast?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well let's do that tomorrow because you've made it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it was tiny trades and they built it this now,

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<v Speaker 1>this want to hear Psycho sisters. I did ask for

0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:05.280
<v Speaker 1>stories about Psycho sisters. The stories we got were so

0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 1>dark and horrible we we never put any of them

0:32:08.000 --> 0:32:09.320
<v Speaker 1>on air. But a good thing too.

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<v Speaker 7>Psycho sisters, watch out they're crazy. Story is the story Jim.

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<v Speaker 1>When we found out about that woman that used to

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<v Speaker 1>work in this building, we invited her in. She was

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<v Speaker 1>turning one hundred lillion.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred years of lilion.

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<v Speaker 7>She is also well again to ride an elephant one

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<v Speaker 7>hundred years of Lilian.

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<v Speaker 1>Quite hard chat though you remember she wasn't giving you much.

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<v Speaker 1>She gave me no unders that had a huge go

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<v Speaker 1>at me because we got her on earlier and we

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<v Speaker 1>said she was really aboun hour afterwards. Then there was

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<v Speaker 1>Irene Gold.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh she is old, Irene Gold Gold. She is a

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<v Speaker 6>hundred years old.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of my favorites and parts.

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<v Speaker 6>Born and she just had her birthday a couple of

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<v Speaker 6>weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one hundred and three amazing, right, so we know

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<v Speaker 1>you can sing. It's a gift gift, Oh, good gift freely.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to have this singing canarian a cage

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<v Speaker 1>anymore that comes out occasionally. No, no, no, no, I've

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:21.880
<v Speaker 1>written some words here. We've got to imagine now that

0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:25.720
<v Speaker 1>this is actually happening. This feature Rio can sing. You've

0:33:25.720 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 1>heard him every week he's singing something on the show,

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:30.680
<v Speaker 1>and now we're putting him to work for you. Once

0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:34.440
<v Speaker 1>a week. Rio makes someone special a song, not just

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<v Speaker 1>any song, their song, their favorite song, the one they

0:33:37.800 --> 0:33:39.800
<v Speaker 1>bailt out in the car, the one that was on

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<v Speaker 1>at their wedding, the one they've been murdering at karaoke

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<v Speaker 1>for twenty years, same tune, same big chorus, but with

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<v Speaker 1>new words about them, all the stuff they do, all

0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:53.080
<v Speaker 1>the stuff we you love them for, all the stuff

0:33:53.120 --> 0:33:54.840
<v Speaker 1>you take the mickey out of them for. And then

0:33:54.880 --> 0:33:57.520
<v Speaker 1>we play it on the radio across the country. Their

0:33:57.560 --> 0:34:01.120
<v Speaker 1>favorite song, but it's about them coming through the speakers

0:34:01.320 --> 0:34:06.080
<v Speaker 1>and into their hearts. We make you a star. Who's

0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:09.280
<v Speaker 1>it going to be? What do we call this simply

0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:10.959
<v Speaker 1>your song? Oh?

0:34:11.120 --> 0:34:13.479
<v Speaker 6>This is your song? Yes, this is your song.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's their favorite song. Right might be born to

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<v Speaker 1>run if it was to me. But we find out

0:34:17.759 --> 0:34:22.879
<v Speaker 1>about them using our d team of producers that will

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<v Speaker 1>do research about the post, and then we surprise them.

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:28.319
<v Speaker 1>We call them up and go, hey, Maureen, this is

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:29.600
<v Speaker 1>your song.

0:34:29.719 --> 0:34:31.399
<v Speaker 6>I love this. You know what this reminds me of.

0:34:31.440 --> 0:34:33.319
<v Speaker 6>Do you remember the show This is Your Life? I

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:35.999
<v Speaker 6>love that you love your life? Yes, and they were,

0:34:36.239 --> 0:34:39.000
<v Speaker 6>but this is a song version. Yes, I'm on board.

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<v Speaker 1>So what a great gift to surprise somebody with.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, it's like.

0:34:42.919 --> 0:34:44.839
<v Speaker 7>Those you know, you get, like those books of your

0:34:44.879 --> 0:34:46.400
<v Speaker 7>life your mom and dad.

0:34:46.279 --> 0:34:50.519
<v Speaker 1>Questions the musical the musical version of this. Actually, they've

0:34:50.560 --> 0:34:52.880
<v Speaker 1>got a gift. Not that will surprise them in the moment,

0:34:53.080 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 1>but they can replay. They're immortalized in songs.

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<v Speaker 6>They could play it at their funeral if they wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's keep it on the right side of

0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:03.599
<v Speaker 1>the dial. I didn't think about the uniogy aspects of it. Yes,

0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:09.279
<v Speaker 1>it's called this week's unogy, Earnie y some of our lot.

0:35:09.279 --> 0:35:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Actually I would love to do. Yeah, well, it wasn't

0:35:15.279 --> 0:35:15.719
<v Speaker 1>a question.

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:20.680
<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Christian, I need to know what the tiny trades was

0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:24.559
<v Speaker 1>used for.

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<v Speaker 6>I think we actually did that.

0:35:26.879 --> 0:35:27.759
<v Speaker 1>Did we actually do it?

0:35:27.799 --> 0:35:28.079
<v Speaker 4>We did?

0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:29.360
<v Speaker 13>Kids came into the station.

0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Remember this is what we used it for. Jennifer Trady,

0:35:38.319 --> 0:35:43.680
<v Speaker 1>they built it Ti Tradies, Yes day, that was it.

0:35:43.919 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 1>Kids doing flat pack exactly.

0:35:46.600 --> 0:35:47.319
<v Speaker 6>They were really good.

0:35:47.359 --> 0:35:49.119
<v Speaker 1>They were very very good. They were a lot better

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:50.960
<v Speaker 1>than some of the grown ups actually on the show.

0:35:51.279 --> 0:35:53.959
<v Speaker 1>All right, So can we starting a new feature where

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:56.840
<v Speaker 1>you tell us about someone that you'd love us a surprise?

0:35:56.919 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm calling this your Song, where you would tell us

0:35:59.200 --> 0:36:01.240
<v Speaker 1>about their favorite song. We find out a bit about

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:03.439
<v Speaker 1>them that you told us, and then we would put

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:08.480
<v Speaker 1>brand new lyrics about them to their favorite song. Michelle,

0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:09.399
<v Speaker 1>you up for doing this?

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:10.719
<v Speaker 7>Yes?

0:36:10.879 --> 0:36:11.759
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like fun.

0:36:12.160 --> 0:36:14.759
<v Speaker 1>All right? So who would you love us to write

0:36:14.759 --> 0:36:15.880
<v Speaker 1>a song about?

0:36:16.359 --> 0:36:18.160
<v Speaker 15>My wonderful daughter Kristen?

0:36:18.759 --> 0:36:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Now how old is she?

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:21.520
<v Speaker 15>She's thirty five?

0:36:21.839 --> 0:36:23.439
<v Speaker 1>Yep. And does she live near you guys? So she

0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:25.320
<v Speaker 1>moved Now she's moved.

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:26.799
<v Speaker 15>They've moved to Queensland.

0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:30.520
<v Speaker 11>In December, you get to see her Melbourne.

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:31.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she's moved. Straight.

0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:33.879
<v Speaker 6>It's the great building blocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Of a song that's a heartbreaker and also a heartmaker.

0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:41.759
<v Speaker 1>That's right, all right? So give us a few details. Money,

0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:43.319
<v Speaker 1>What does she do? What does she love doing?

0:36:45.000 --> 0:36:48.239
<v Speaker 15>She's a wonderful mom to two beautiful girls, and she's

0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:51.919
<v Speaker 15>a wonderful wife to her husband Dean, and she's a

0:36:52.160 --> 0:36:55.759
<v Speaker 15>fur baby mum to Nala. She loves being out in

0:36:55.799 --> 0:36:56.239
<v Speaker 15>the sun.

0:36:56.520 --> 0:36:59.439
<v Speaker 1>Sunshine baby, or your daughter who likes being out in

0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:01.080
<v Speaker 1>the sun. Just so we don't start singing about the

0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:01.479
<v Speaker 1>wrong thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Any any hobbies, Michelle.

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:11.799
<v Speaker 15>Yes, so she swims. She used to play hockey. She's

0:37:12.040 --> 0:37:14.880
<v Speaker 15>currently a lifeguard at a local pool.

0:37:15.160 --> 0:37:17.120
<v Speaker 1>She sous incredible, she does so much. And listen, what

0:37:17.279 --> 0:37:19.999
<v Speaker 1>song would you want? This? The bespoke song written to

0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:20.879
<v Speaker 1>the tune off.

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:23.639
<v Speaker 15>Guns n' Roses Sweet Child of Mind.

0:37:23.919 --> 0:37:27.479
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, this is a tear joker. I love this.

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:29.439
<v Speaker 1>There will be a dry eye in the cars of

0:37:29.480 --> 0:37:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Australia when we do this one.

0:37:31.319 --> 0:37:33.040
<v Speaker 6>Testing the old vocal range.

0:37:33.919 --> 0:37:42.760
<v Speaker 1>Frustrating act Rose, you struggled with Cisco. We love it, Michelle. Okay,

0:37:42.799 --> 0:37:45.359
<v Speaker 1>stay there, let's get us soon now. Good morning, Sue,

0:37:45.399 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show.

0:37:47.040 --> 0:37:49.720
<v Speaker 2>Good morning Christian. Oh my god, I am so happy

0:37:49.759 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 2>I got through. This has me written all over it

0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 2>for my husbands.

0:37:53.120 --> 0:37:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Britt, tell us about your husband, Sue.

0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:57.999
<v Speaker 2>My husband's name is Rocco. It's coming up to our

0:37:58.040 --> 0:38:02.960
<v Speaker 2>twenty ninth anniversary of our wedding, which he actually chose

0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:08.320
<v Speaker 2>his favorite song for our bridal dance, which was our songs.

0:38:08.520 --> 0:38:11.399
<v Speaker 2>And he's also turning sixty this year. So I was like,

0:38:11.440 --> 0:38:12.439
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, this is me.

0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:15.120
<v Speaker 1>We have to get this so much to write about

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:17.839
<v Speaker 1>in a feature that I called after the Out and

0:38:17.879 --> 0:38:20.399
<v Speaker 1>John's song your song. This is he brilliant. So in

0:38:20.399 --> 0:38:22.760
<v Speaker 1>the Cots time you might twenty nine year is being married?

0:38:23.319 --> 0:38:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, in November where it's our twenty ninth anniversary. October

0:38:26.640 --> 0:38:29.439
<v Speaker 2>is he sixtieth. We've got our son's twenty first is

0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:32.640
<v Speaker 2>this weekend? We have so much going on, and I

0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:35.319
<v Speaker 2>was like, this is me. He's a die hard Footy fan.

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:38.639
<v Speaker 2>He's a die hard musician. One of his favorite things

0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:40.959
<v Speaker 2>at the moment is to write speeches and put he

0:38:41.040 --> 0:38:44.200
<v Speaker 2>going snippets of songs to them to relate back to

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:46.359
<v Speaker 2>the people. I'm always like, come, we don't have time.

0:38:46.399 --> 0:38:47.680
<v Speaker 7>He's like, no, no, I can do this.

0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:49.120
<v Speaker 2>I can't very well.

0:38:49.399 --> 0:38:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Such a sweet story.

0:38:50.879 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 4>You already get it.

0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:54.239
<v Speaker 1>We already get the fell for this guy. Roco sounds amazing.

0:38:54.799 --> 0:38:55.359
<v Speaker 6>Do you know what?

0:38:55.759 --> 0:38:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Rocko is the best dad. He's a great bloke. He's

0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:02.279
<v Speaker 2>so chilled and laid back, but we'll do anything for anyone.

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:05.439
<v Speaker 2>We met at the Bourbon and Beef State nightclub in

0:39:05.520 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 2>the day. I know it's a strategic right, our kids.

0:39:09.759 --> 0:39:12.079
<v Speaker 1>It's not how it's not true. This is how people

0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:13.680
<v Speaker 1>used to meet in nightcaps.

0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't Our kids are like, please don't tell people that,

0:39:16.279 --> 0:39:21.399
<v Speaker 2>Like it's really we have four Keith, it's just yeah,

0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:23.799
<v Speaker 2>he would, he would absolutely love this.

0:39:23.919 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 1>So you're going to be the first one. We have

0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:30.879
<v Speaker 1>to do this. We have to do this. This is incredible.

0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:34.759
<v Speaker 1>What or just and also just just after almost twenty

0:39:34.839 --> 0:39:36.799
<v Speaker 1>nine years of hour just to clearly hear how and

0:39:36.879 --> 0:39:39.039
<v Speaker 1>love you both there as well. It's incredible.

0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:41.600
<v Speaker 2>We are He's a good he puts up with me.

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you I'm song's twenty first I'm like

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:46.879
<v Speaker 2>a crazy woman possessed this week getting ready and he's like,

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:49.160
<v Speaker 2>take it easy on you, take it easy.

0:39:49.239 --> 0:39:52.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, don't tell me that. Make it easy all right.

0:39:52.480 --> 0:39:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Roco is going to be the first one. Yeah, we're

0:39:55.160 --> 0:39:56.520
<v Speaker 1>going to do this one. All right, so we're be

0:39:56.560 --> 0:40:01.319
<v Speaker 1>in touch. Why hopefully not hopefully make suggest six years.

0:40:02.000 --> 0:40:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Can't afford to lose any listeners. Yeah, so you're going

0:40:05.719 --> 0:40:07.359
<v Speaker 1>to be the first one. Thank you so much for

0:40:07.440 --> 0:40:10.160
<v Speaker 1>calling up as well. Thank you And did you say

0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:12.520
<v Speaker 1>this you got the birthday, someone's birthday, this weekend, someone's

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:13.599
<v Speaker 1>twenty first, my.

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:15.559
<v Speaker 2>Son's twenty first weekend, have.

0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:16.319
<v Speaker 1>A lovely weekend.

0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:18.080
<v Speaker 3>Thank you speak.

0:40:18.160 --> 0:40:18.960
<v Speaker 1>So that's amazing.

0:40:20.359 --> 0:40:24.359
<v Speaker 3>The Kristin O'Connell Show podcast yesterday.

0:40:24.520 --> 0:40:26.120
<v Speaker 1>This time yesterday on the show, we were doing our

0:40:26.160 --> 0:40:28.839
<v Speaker 1>weekly Wednesday feature we did with you guys called what

0:40:28.879 --> 0:40:30.479
<v Speaker 1>are the Odds? This is when we look for your

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:35.120
<v Speaker 1>stories of coincidence and chance. Last week on that feature,

0:40:35.279 --> 0:40:37.439
<v Speaker 1>we had this call my mother in law.

0:40:37.560 --> 0:40:40.400
<v Speaker 8>I only had boys, but I always wanted a girl.

0:40:40.560 --> 0:40:42.200
<v Speaker 8>And if she had a girl, she was going to

0:40:42.279 --> 0:40:45.040
<v Speaker 8>call her Alison Claire. My husband and I got married

0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:46.480
<v Speaker 8>and I am Alison Claire.

0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:48.879
<v Speaker 1>Right. So it's an interesting story. We loved it last week,

0:40:48.960 --> 0:40:50.999
<v Speaker 1>and when we were setting it up yesterday saying it's

0:40:51.000 --> 0:40:53.920
<v Speaker 1>time for your stories of coincidence and chance, we replayed

0:40:53.919 --> 0:40:57.560
<v Speaker 1>it this lady, here's it calls in what are the Odds?

0:40:57.560 --> 0:41:00.240
<v Speaker 9>So I got into the car this morning your show

0:41:00.319 --> 0:41:03.479
<v Speaker 9>came on, there was an Alison Claire talking about her

0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:06.480
<v Speaker 9>mother in law who wanted to name a daughter Alison Claire.

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:08.439
<v Speaker 9>And guess what my name is?

0:41:08.799 --> 0:41:11.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Alison clap And then it didn't stop there.

0:41:12.000 --> 0:41:15.040
<v Speaker 10>Who are you Alison Claire? I only turned it on

0:41:15.239 --> 0:41:18.519
<v Speaker 10>and heard the last caller. I didn't hear the original one,

0:41:18.759 --> 0:41:21.640
<v Speaker 10>So when you kept repeating the name Alison Claire, I

0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:24.080
<v Speaker 10>was like, what's going on? This is so bizarre?

0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:27.759
<v Speaker 11>And then guess what, I'm Alison Claire as well. Actually

0:41:28.279 --> 0:41:31.360
<v Speaker 11>I was actually listening to the other to Alison Claire's,

0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:33.080
<v Speaker 11>but I heard it a couple of days ago on

0:41:33.120 --> 0:41:34.999
<v Speaker 11>the radio as well, and now listened to you all

0:41:35.040 --> 0:41:37.799
<v Speaker 11>the time, and I thought, oh, what's the coincidence with that?

0:41:38.160 --> 0:41:39.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you're counting, We're up to four

0:41:40.200 --> 0:41:43.479
<v Speaker 1>listeners called Alison Claire? Are there anymore? Will we get

0:41:43.520 --> 0:41:45.640
<v Speaker 1>another one by nine or by the end of the week. Anyway,

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:46.600
<v Speaker 1>we made this remix.

0:41:48.080 --> 0:41:48.840
<v Speaker 11>What are the odds?

0:41:48.839 --> 0:41:51.919
<v Speaker 9>So I got into the car this morning and guess up,

0:41:51.960 --> 0:41:52.359
<v Speaker 9>my name is?

0:41:52.879 --> 0:41:55.600
<v Speaker 10>I only turned it on and heard the last caller.

0:41:55.799 --> 0:41:57.759
<v Speaker 10>What's going on? This is so bizar.

0:41:58.120 --> 0:42:01.239
<v Speaker 8>My mother in law I only had boys, always wanted

0:42:01.239 --> 0:42:03.239
<v Speaker 8>a girl, and if she had a girl, she was

0:42:03.279 --> 0:42:03.879
<v Speaker 8>going to call her.

0:42:04.120 --> 0:42:05.359
<v Speaker 11>Now listened to you all the time.

0:42:05.480 --> 0:42:06.839
<v Speaker 2>What's the coincidence with that?

0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:07.480
<v Speaker 3>Guess on?

0:42:07.600 --> 0:42:08.120
<v Speaker 9>My name is?

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:12.799
<v Speaker 1>My favorite was the email we had towards the end

0:42:12.799 --> 0:42:17.040
<v Speaker 1>of yesterday's show, who's someone whose solicitors are called Alison

0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:20.479
<v Speaker 1>and Claire? All legal firms are always so and so

0:42:20.560 --> 0:42:22.599
<v Speaker 1>and so and so and so and so, aren't they.

0:42:22.799 --> 0:42:25.119
<v Speaker 1>They're always double or like a band of them.

0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:27.399
<v Speaker 7>And we have to be very clear about the name

0:42:27.399 --> 0:42:30.239
<v Speaker 7>because I've noticed you're also getting some emails.

0:42:29.960 --> 0:42:33.399
<v Speaker 1>Ellison and Ellie. No, no, no, we have to be

0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:37.559
<v Speaker 1>very strong on this. It's Allison Claire. If you're another one,

0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:41.239
<v Speaker 1>please contact the show asap. We need to speak to you.

0:42:41.799 --> 0:42:44.640
<v Speaker 1>And then number thirteen fifty five twenty two. All right,

0:42:44.680 --> 0:42:50.359
<v Speaker 1>big thing happening next tuesday in this country. The Australian

0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:55.079
<v Speaker 1>censes is back. I mean, it is odd. Hell they're

0:42:55.120 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 1>asking us questions when they've already got all the information.

0:42:58.919 --> 0:43:00.160
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, let's not pretend like you do.

0:43:00.279 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 1>We have no secrecy anymore. When people moan about sort

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:07.120
<v Speaker 1>of government intrusion and suf of that, we share, overshare everything.

0:43:07.399 --> 0:43:07.919
<v Speaker 6>Just ask us.

0:43:07.919 --> 0:43:12.039
<v Speaker 1>They know scret our apps have everything. They know what

0:43:12.279 --> 0:43:14.879
<v Speaker 1>we're looking at, where we are, where we are, what

0:43:14.919 --> 0:43:17.560
<v Speaker 1>we're buying, what you're thinking about buying. They know everything.

0:43:17.759 --> 0:43:19.799
<v Speaker 1>This question here we're doing next week is pointless.

0:43:19.799 --> 0:43:20.600
<v Speaker 6>It's a great point.

0:43:20.640 --> 0:43:23.759
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, we all will be doing it. A lot

0:43:23.799 --> 0:43:26.360
<v Speaker 1>of you already done it as well. However, the morning

0:43:26.399 --> 0:43:29.520
<v Speaker 1>of the census, ungly doing our own alternative census on

0:43:29.600 --> 0:43:32.799
<v Speaker 1>the show. I'm going to ask seven questions and we're

0:43:32.839 --> 0:43:35.439
<v Speaker 1>going to compile them together. So it is your chance

0:43:35.480 --> 0:43:38.040
<v Speaker 1>to put your question to the nation, and we're all

0:43:38.080 --> 0:43:40.480
<v Speaker 1>going to answer at the same time, one new question

0:43:40.640 --> 0:43:43.560
<v Speaker 1>every half an hour. On the day after next Wednesday.

0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:46.719
<v Speaker 1>We go through the answers a lot quicker than the

0:43:46.719 --> 0:43:49.400
<v Speaker 1>actual census. I think it's a year later.

0:43:50.359 --> 0:43:51.319
<v Speaker 6>It takes the process.

0:43:51.359 --> 0:43:54.879
<v Speaker 1>It apparently it's a year. We're knock it off in

0:43:55.440 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 1>a short twenty four hours, all right, some of the

0:43:57.600 --> 0:44:00.560
<v Speaker 1>ones we've had so far, genuinely, this is the most

0:44:00.600 --> 0:44:03.520
<v Speaker 1>popular one from you guys. Toilet paper over or under?

0:44:05.040 --> 0:44:07.560
<v Speaker 1>This is a great question. What did you last cheat on?

0:44:07.640 --> 0:44:09.759
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm not looking for this is about partners, anything

0:44:09.799 --> 0:44:12.400
<v Speaker 1>horrible about that, but other stuff. What did you last

0:44:12.480 --> 0:44:15.279
<v Speaker 1>cheat on? What's the weirdest thing in your freezer? What

0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:17.719
<v Speaker 1>is the best shapes flavor? I have really told your

0:44:17.759 --> 0:44:21.719
<v Speaker 1>chicken crimpy? What was your favorite age? I also want

0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:24.879
<v Speaker 1>to put in R you Ellison Claire, did you meet

0:44:24.879 --> 0:44:27.160
<v Speaker 1>in the nightclub and are you still together? And also

0:44:27.239 --> 0:44:29.279
<v Speaker 1>what was the name of the nightclub as well? I

0:44:29.319 --> 0:44:32.919
<v Speaker 1>would love that one some stranger ones we've had. I

0:44:33.000 --> 0:44:35.160
<v Speaker 1>don't want to be asking the country do you scrunch

0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:38.119
<v Speaker 1>your fold toilet paper. I don't want to be asking

0:44:38.080 --> 0:44:40.799
<v Speaker 1>them who owned a Victor lawnmower? Or do you put

0:44:40.839 --> 0:44:43.840
<v Speaker 1>milk in first when you're making a hot beverage. However,

0:44:44.279 --> 0:44:46.439
<v Speaker 1>I've got another question thinking about give it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you send away for when you were a kid.

0:44:50.879 --> 0:44:52.559
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember you'd all and you'd have to wait

0:44:52.680 --> 0:44:54.520
<v Speaker 1>weeks to get it back? For me, it was X

0:44:54.640 --> 0:44:55.239
<v Speaker 1>ray specs.

0:44:55.719 --> 0:44:57.160
<v Speaker 6>So I actually don't know what you mean.

0:44:57.239 --> 0:44:59.920
<v Speaker 1>No, you wouldn't because you're a lot younger than Patsy

0:44:59.919 --> 0:45:04.680
<v Speaker 1>and I. So years ago children were easily encouraged to

0:45:04.719 --> 0:45:08.040
<v Speaker 1>send money away for stuff. Was always a huge letdown

0:45:08.839 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 1>and it was almost like become a spy. It'd be

0:45:11.839 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 1>like James Bond. Hear conversations so much who one hundred

0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:17.839
<v Speaker 1>meters away? There's crappy, but something came from China. You

0:45:17.839 --> 0:45:19.279
<v Speaker 1>put it in this probably so they could spy on us.

0:45:19.319 --> 0:45:21.879
<v Speaker 1>Twenty years ago, and you heard nothing.

0:45:21.919 --> 0:45:23.919
<v Speaker 6>Right, So you posted money to them and they would

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:24.399
<v Speaker 6>send you some.

0:45:24.560 --> 0:45:26.839
<v Speaker 1>They would send you tap before there was timuh, we

0:45:26.879 --> 0:45:29.439
<v Speaker 1>had this. I remember sending off. I think about twelve

0:45:29.520 --> 0:45:31.879
<v Speaker 1>bucks of my pocket money from my paper around for

0:45:32.120 --> 0:45:35.999
<v Speaker 1>X ray specs. I genuine believe to eight that I

0:45:36.080 --> 0:45:37.080
<v Speaker 1>better see through people.

0:45:37.080 --> 0:45:39.200
<v Speaker 6>It's a good deal with twelve bucks, just.

0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:42.640
<v Speaker 1>The plastic, crappy glasses. What did you send away for

0:45:42.879 --> 0:45:44.680
<v Speaker 1>as a kid. But Kate, and you've got a possible

0:45:44.759 --> 0:45:45.480
<v Speaker 1>question as well.

0:45:45.480 --> 0:45:47.600
<v Speaker 6>I have to okay the first one.

0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:50.719
<v Speaker 14>Do you face the shower or face away from the

0:45:50.759 --> 0:45:51.799
<v Speaker 14>shower when showering?

0:45:52.480 --> 0:45:55.599
<v Speaker 6>Who faces? I face away from the shower. I don't

0:45:55.640 --> 0:45:56.640
<v Speaker 6>face towards the wall.

0:45:57.160 --> 0:45:58.200
<v Speaker 1>I face towards the wall.

0:45:58.440 --> 0:45:59.120
<v Speaker 6>That's crazy.

0:45:59.120 --> 0:46:02.079
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. That's crazy. No, only in movies and

0:46:02.160 --> 0:46:05.439
<v Speaker 1>rom coms is anyone ever facing away. It's mean when

0:46:05.440 --> 0:46:07.840
<v Speaker 1>they've had a breakup, they slum down. They just cry

0:46:07.960 --> 0:46:08.639
<v Speaker 1>sat on the shower.

0:46:09.520 --> 0:46:13.560
<v Speaker 7>So you stare at all in the showers.

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:16.279
<v Speaker 1>In a prison, you know, I like it. It's like.

0:46:17.719 --> 0:46:18.640
<v Speaker 6>A prison because.

0:46:19.919 --> 0:46:22.520
<v Speaker 1>The hands, all of this, you know, the WRS is

0:46:22.560 --> 0:46:25.759
<v Speaker 1>coming down to me. I'm cleansing, I'm cleansing, so much

0:46:25.799 --> 0:46:29.680
<v Speaker 1>regret and remorse every morning before the show. That's inside,

0:46:29.680 --> 0:46:34.959
<v Speaker 1>I'd lost the right way. What are you looking out into?

0:46:35.080 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 6>You're getting blasted in the face.

0:46:37.799 --> 0:46:41.799
<v Speaker 1>Face, Wake me up. It's like a caffeine. It's like

0:46:41.919 --> 0:46:43.399
<v Speaker 1>caffeine for my body, my skin.

0:46:43.600 --> 0:46:45.399
<v Speaker 6>I didn't know anyone in the world did that.

0:46:45.719 --> 0:46:51.239
<v Speaker 1>See which way you facing the wall? Really we're going

0:46:51.279 --> 0:46:54.560
<v Speaker 1>to oscination this all right? So participating, that's a great one.

0:46:54.560 --> 0:46:55.359
<v Speaker 1>What's the other one you got?

0:46:55.799 --> 0:46:59.560
<v Speaker 14>Okay, what's your go to entertainment while on the toilet?

0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:08.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, what's this obsession with what they're up to? Break?

0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:10.759
<v Speaker 1>This radio is very immature in this country. We don't

0:47:10.759 --> 0:47:13.919
<v Speaker 1>need any more people like scrunching and folding and now, like,

0:47:14.000 --> 0:47:15.759
<v Speaker 1>what do you do when you're in there? I don't

0:47:15.759 --> 0:47:17.719
<v Speaker 1>want to think of our listeners squatting over a toya.

0:47:18.799 --> 0:47:22.559
<v Speaker 1>So it's unbecoming. So what if produced a Tina doing by.

0:47:24.239 --> 0:47:27.840
<v Speaker 14>Our Aircom's stuck on again, so we can't say anything otherwise.

0:47:27.480 --> 0:47:28.359
<v Speaker 3>We'll go to air with it.

0:47:29.359 --> 0:47:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we are being observed right now by a media reporter.

0:47:33.319 --> 0:47:35.639
<v Speaker 1>Can you make out that he knows? Just pretend nothing

0:47:35.719 --> 0:47:37.239
<v Speaker 1>works here so we can write this up. So the

0:47:37.279 --> 0:47:39.479
<v Speaker 1>company becomes so embarrassed they give us a They give

0:47:39.520 --> 0:47:41.600
<v Speaker 1>us a new studio. Chains Manning, can you say that

0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:45.839
<v Speaker 1>I broadcast in a hovel entirely? I need it?

0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:49.560
<v Speaker 12>Is it is?

0:47:49.960 --> 0:47:52.479
<v Speaker 1>There are community radio stations have better give than us.

0:47:53.279 --> 0:47:53.919
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there are.

0:47:54.600 --> 0:47:56.719
<v Speaker 3>Christian Connor Show podcast.

0:47:57.879 --> 0:47:59.839
<v Speaker 1>Let me describe the scene at the moment amongst the

0:47:59.879 --> 0:48:04.040
<v Speaker 1>producers through the window. You remember when you took your

0:48:04.120 --> 0:48:08.519
<v Speaker 1>driving test, you did an impersonation of the world's safest driver.

0:48:08.759 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Tend to t feed it. That's what the Chuckle sisters,

0:48:12.879 --> 0:48:15.039
<v Speaker 1>Caitlin and Tina are doing right now. We are being

0:48:15.080 --> 0:48:17.999
<v Speaker 1>observed by a media reporter today and they're doing an

0:48:18.000 --> 0:48:22.319
<v Speaker 1>impression of two professional producers. They came in just now,

0:48:23.239 --> 0:48:26.719
<v Speaker 1>and we're presenting some possible callers to come on air

0:48:27.160 --> 0:48:31.120
<v Speaker 1>as if they were in a fine dining restaurants. Starters there,

0:48:31.440 --> 0:48:35.080
<v Speaker 1>madam's dishes, their complimentary waters. There, your wines are on

0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:37.439
<v Speaker 1>the wine I went, I listen, I'll play along with it.

0:48:37.919 --> 0:48:40.519
<v Speaker 1>You won't be able to keep this up. You will

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:42.279
<v Speaker 1>not be to keep this up for another half an hour.

0:48:42.440 --> 0:48:45.760
<v Speaker 6>Spot, don't fade all right, We're looking for your.

0:48:45.839 --> 0:48:48.959
<v Speaker 1>Alternative census questions this morning, so we're gonna be doing

0:48:49.000 --> 0:48:53.040
<v Speaker 1>this next Tuesday morning, Christian. My question to ask the

0:48:53.120 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 1>nation next Tuesday morning. When getting dressed, you but you're

0:48:55.279 --> 0:48:59.039
<v Speaker 1>left or right leg in first for pants? I think

0:48:59.080 --> 0:49:02.280
<v Speaker 1>it's whatever, it's your dominant leg, yeah, on that strong

0:49:02.399 --> 0:49:05.759
<v Speaker 1>posting leg first. Exactly, get the easy one first, especially

0:49:05.759 --> 0:49:08.799
<v Speaker 1>when it's early in the morning, Christian. I rotate in

0:49:08.879 --> 0:49:11.999
<v Speaker 1>the shower when I'm washing my face, putting shampoo my hair,

0:49:12.279 --> 0:49:14.120
<v Speaker 1>and washing the front of my body like you on

0:49:14.200 --> 0:49:16.520
<v Speaker 1>facing them all. But when I'm rinting my hair and

0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:19.200
<v Speaker 1>washing my back face out, why do you not rotate?

0:49:19.359 --> 0:49:23.000
<v Speaker 1>That's my question? Interesting, Christian? Do you say goodbye to

0:49:23.040 --> 0:49:24.759
<v Speaker 1>your pets when you're leaving and tell them what time

0:49:24.799 --> 0:49:30.080
<v Speaker 1>you be home? And I love that, Christian. Want to

0:49:30.080 --> 0:49:31.919
<v Speaker 1>ask the nation, when you think of the days of

0:49:32.000 --> 0:49:35.359
<v Speaker 1>the week in your mind, Monday to Sunday, what do

0:49:35.440 --> 0:49:38.680
<v Speaker 1>you see? Are they in a straight line or a circle? Oh?

0:49:38.839 --> 0:49:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Straight line? Straight line? Yes, straight line, Christian. Everybody faces

0:49:44.120 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 1>the wall in the shower. Who the hell looks out way?

0:49:46.640 --> 0:49:49.479
<v Speaker 1>And it's me and you facing the all together. Christ

0:49:49.560 --> 0:49:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Someone asked the nation what do they think my toast

0:49:52.600 --> 0:49:54.439
<v Speaker 1>movie time? When is to deserve to go? Just just

0:49:54.640 --> 0:50:00.279
<v Speaker 1>leave it two hours. Crucially, I read some stats a

0:50:00.319 --> 0:50:02.359
<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago. Apparently women are more likely to

0:50:02.399 --> 0:50:05.640
<v Speaker 1>face outwards and men are, overwhelming me more likely to

0:50:05.719 --> 0:50:07.559
<v Speaker 1>face inwards when showering.

0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:09.319
<v Speaker 6>As well.

0:50:09.839 --> 0:50:11.600
<v Speaker 1>You want to know what I sent away for when

0:50:11.640 --> 0:50:13.919
<v Speaker 1>I was a kid like you, I got conned boat.

0:50:13.919 --> 0:50:17.520
<v Speaker 1>It's the sea monkeys. Oh yes, I saved up for

0:50:17.600 --> 0:50:23.799
<v Speaker 1>these sea monkeys and what arrived was bacteria. These are great.

0:50:23.839 --> 0:50:26.879
<v Speaker 1>This takes some calls right now, Kirsten coome on and

0:50:26.960 --> 0:50:30.279
<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show. Hello, hell are we Yeah, we're good,

0:50:30.279 --> 0:50:32.279
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for Corlin. What is your question for the nation

0:50:32.399 --> 0:50:32.839
<v Speaker 1>next week?

0:50:33.399 --> 0:50:35.800
<v Speaker 2>There's a huge debate in my house if you should

0:50:35.839 --> 0:50:39.440
<v Speaker 2>eat your McDonald's fries before your burger or your burger

0:50:39.560 --> 0:50:40.440
<v Speaker 2>before your fries?

0:50:40.560 --> 0:50:42.999
<v Speaker 3>What a huge first?

0:50:43.480 --> 0:50:46.719
<v Speaker 1>Really get too cold if you if you wait, they

0:50:46.759 --> 0:50:49.399
<v Speaker 1>do get Does anything get colder quicker than macas fries?

0:50:49.560 --> 0:50:49.719
<v Speaker 15>Yeah?

0:50:50.000 --> 0:50:52.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so always I have them afterwards. I think it's

0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:56.719
<v Speaker 1>like the dessert, like a little before you get dessert. Though,

0:51:00.480 --> 0:51:02.799
<v Speaker 1>these are important questions that needs to be asked to

0:51:02.839 --> 0:51:05.359
<v Speaker 1>the nation. Kristin, that's a great one, Thank you very much.

0:51:05.399 --> 0:51:11.079
<v Speaker 1>Cold and have a good names. Good Len, good morning. Hello.

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:14.200
<v Speaker 1>This is not looking good in front of that reporter. Lin,

0:51:14.399 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 1>then welcome to show. What's your question for us?

0:51:17.719 --> 0:51:21.559
<v Speaker 2>My question is do you do shoe, sock, shoe, sock

0:51:22.480 --> 0:51:23.839
<v Speaker 2>or sock, sock, shoeshoe?

0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:26.319
<v Speaker 6>Surely you couldn't start with shoe. You haven't got your

0:51:26.319 --> 0:51:26.680
<v Speaker 6>stock on.

0:51:28.319 --> 0:51:28.600
<v Speaker 1>French?

0:51:29.480 --> 0:51:31.320
<v Speaker 10>Do you mean you sorry?

0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:35.439
<v Speaker 2>Do you do sox, shoes, sock, shoe or shoe.

0:51:35.759 --> 0:51:39.359
<v Speaker 7>Sock, sock, shoeshoe, sock, sock, trousers, shoeshoe?

0:51:39.440 --> 0:51:42.319
<v Speaker 1>For me, I'll tell you something. First thing I'm put

0:51:42.399 --> 0:51:44.000
<v Speaker 1>on in the morning is a pair of socks.

0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:50.600
<v Speaker 7>No, no, actually sick behavior. It's just standing there naked

0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:51.119
<v Speaker 7>in your sock.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. The

0:51:53.319 --> 0:51:55.200
<v Speaker 1>most vulnerable you are in the morning is when you

0:51:55.239 --> 0:51:57.680
<v Speaker 1>first get up, you're naked. If suddenly intrude comes in,

0:51:57.759 --> 0:51:59.839
<v Speaker 1>I could like sliding around in bare feet. I know,

0:51:59.879 --> 0:52:04.920
<v Speaker 1>if I've got socks, I've got grip attraction, but wlipping around.

0:52:07.279 --> 0:52:09.879
<v Speaker 1>So tell you what, you warm the feet, you warm

0:52:09.960 --> 0:52:13.719
<v Speaker 1>the man. That's my theory. Yeah, no, I love that.

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:15.520
<v Speaker 1>So as soon as as soon as we get in

0:52:15.600 --> 0:52:17.960
<v Speaker 1>the dark, nah, I think it's a good mental waking

0:52:18.000 --> 0:52:20.200
<v Speaker 1>up thing in the dark. I'll have had my two

0:52:20.279 --> 0:52:23.080
<v Speaker 1>fresh socks already on the floor, ready like Wallace and

0:52:23.120 --> 0:52:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Grommet for me to slide into and then make my

0:52:25.359 --> 0:52:27.919
<v Speaker 1>way to begin interesting the rest of it begins. It

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:30.719
<v Speaker 1>begins with the socks. Oh, we're going to ask the

0:52:30.759 --> 0:52:33.559
<v Speaker 1>country next week. Let's get a Dean now morning Dean,

0:52:34.640 --> 0:52:36.519
<v Speaker 1>good morning. How are we going? And we're go Dean,

0:52:36.600 --> 0:52:38.879
<v Speaker 1>thanks for corning. What's your question? Mate? Well, I've got

0:52:38.919 --> 0:52:40.759
<v Speaker 1>a question, but I've got a partner who is too

0:52:40.799 --> 0:52:41.399
<v Speaker 1>scared to speak.

0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:48.399
<v Speaker 3>Alison Quay no way. Yeah, he was really scared.

0:52:48.160 --> 0:52:49.959
<v Speaker 1>To talk, so and I was like, do you want

0:52:49.960 --> 0:52:50.160
<v Speaker 1>to talk?

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:52.840
<v Speaker 3>She's like no, no, okay, I'll call on your behalf.

0:52:54.120 --> 0:52:54.560
<v Speaker 4>I can't.

0:52:54.600 --> 0:52:57.759
<v Speaker 1>We can't include her in our search really for Alison.

0:52:57.799 --> 0:53:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Clare's until we hear from her as well. But I

0:53:02.600 --> 0:53:04.359
<v Speaker 1>do have a question. Yeah, what's your question, Dean?

0:53:05.120 --> 0:53:07.880
<v Speaker 10>Why is there a d in refrigerator but not fridge?

0:53:08.319 --> 0:53:11.399
<v Speaker 3>Wise there in fridge but not refridger rovers?

0:53:13.919 --> 0:53:14.159
<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

0:53:15.080 --> 0:53:19.160
<v Speaker 6>Good, not really a census question, but fascinating.

0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:24.320
<v Speaker 1>Claire. Let's hang on a minute, Hang on a minute,

0:53:25.120 --> 0:53:26.680
<v Speaker 1>You're not really Alison Clair.

0:53:27.879 --> 0:53:28.960
<v Speaker 11>I'm Alison Claire.

0:53:29.359 --> 0:53:33.239
<v Speaker 1>Jet it. We have number five. Alison. Alison, have you

0:53:33.279 --> 0:53:35.239
<v Speaker 1>had friends saying you've got to call the show or

0:53:35.279 --> 0:53:35.920
<v Speaker 1>were you listening?

0:53:36.080 --> 0:53:38.319
<v Speaker 11>No, I was listening last night and went way home

0:53:38.319 --> 0:53:39.719
<v Speaker 11>from work. I thought this is so weird.

0:53:39.879 --> 0:53:41.640
<v Speaker 2>My son got home from UNI, I said, this is

0:53:41.719 --> 0:53:43.080
<v Speaker 2>really weird story.

0:53:42.839 --> 0:53:43.399
<v Speaker 7>On the radio.

0:53:43.440 --> 0:53:43.959
<v Speaker 4>I told him.

0:53:44.040 --> 0:53:45.879
<v Speaker 11>And then this morning I'm listening again, I go, what

0:53:46.160 --> 0:53:46.759
<v Speaker 11>is going on?

0:53:47.040 --> 0:53:51.959
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We heap, we keep hearing from more

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<v Speaker 1>of you, Alison Clare. So now we're up to number five.

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<v Speaker 10>Thanks to you, that's so weird and wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it is. What a great name. Well listen, number

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<v Speaker 1>number five any more than a number to us.

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<v Speaker 6>But thank you very much for calling in, No worried,

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<v Speaker 6>lovely show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. Have a good date. Now listen chuckle.

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<v Speaker 1>Sisters you need to call Dean bat we've got it here.

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<v Speaker 1>She could get us up to number six.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so we're calling.

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<v Speaker 1>Back right now.

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<v Speaker 14>You can hear Georgia in the background talking to Day

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<v Speaker 14>that the.

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<v Speaker 1>Best person put on it. Yes, we're busy to me nice.

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<v Speaker 6>She's nine, she's very very good.

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<v Speaker 1>She's nine, she's a child. She's paid about buck a week.

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<v Speaker 1>This is all getting in that article. It is going

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<v Speaker 1>to you thought that you thought the demise of K

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<v Speaker 1>and J was pretty bad, You wait till we read

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<v Speaker 1>this article about the makings of this show. How she's

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<v Speaker 1>not a child she's paid ten million a year.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>To down the time waster for the best in show

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<v Speaker 1>best in show Today with your seafood songs on National

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<v Speaker 1>Seafood Day Team, what do we think is in the

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<v Speaker 1>top five most popular seafood here in Australia.

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<v Speaker 6>Well we do good prawns, don't we Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Number one? Oysters number four he loves an oysters And

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<v Speaker 1>don't start saying about the Sydney mu has been better

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<v Speaker 1>than Mountain Your start a civil war.

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<v Speaker 13>I bet I know what's not on there, which is

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<v Speaker 13>the old seafood extenderm Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>What was the places to still do that?

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<v Speaker 13>It's a rubber to bulk it out because it was

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<v Speaker 13>so expensive at.

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas time a five bar Mundy oysters are at four,

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<v Speaker 1>tuna at three, salmon at two, and prawns is at

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<v Speaker 1>number one. I'm thought the Morton Bay bug might be

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<v Speaker 1>in there.

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<v Speaker 7>Delicious adition out for Moon Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, seafood songs? What are the fishermen and the

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<v Speaker 1>fisher ladies and the fisher people listening to Chub Tropicana,

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<v Speaker 1>silver fluss, prawn to run by Bruce Springbreen god gold

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<v Speaker 1>another one, but it's a crustacean re ton of the

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<v Speaker 1>mackerel silver. I want to hold your clam chowder. And

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<v Speaker 1>Shakira loves her local chippy when she's there while she's

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for them to be done, and extra se vinegar.

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<v Speaker 1>These chips don't lie. Come on, I wasn't there yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking a long way round to the punchline. What

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<v Speaker 1>if you got real your seafood songs?

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<v Speaker 6>Roy Orbison's a pickI eater.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah he's eating only the avalonely okay, silver.

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<v Speaker 6>Outcuster in Barcelona. They're ordering Hey, yay, yeah, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 6>good cold. I'm morning, Morning and morning again.

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<v Speaker 1>These are all gold. You love your seafood and.

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<v Speaker 6>The black eyed peas are watering as well. They're saying

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<v Speaker 6>pump it chowder.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not, they're not actually, no, no, no no. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the extent of you Bronze.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think any of you really realized that often

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<v Speaker 1>this is a very hostile environment for me to try

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<v Speaker 1>and broadcast in. I'm very much a frontier DJ here

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do frontier radio work, and we are being

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<v Speaker 1>observed today by a media reporter and producer. Caitlin knows

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<v Speaker 1>that she has to do an impression of a good producer.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes that language towards me a little bit blue and salty,

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<v Speaker 1>and she doesn't want to do this today in case

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<v Speaker 1>it gets ends up in the article. She's guys, she's

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<v Speaker 1>just found out where there's a spot here down the

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the corridor Patsy in between our two studios.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows that James the reporter can't see her there,

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<v Speaker 1>and Rio didn't see her mouthing swear words, mouthing square

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<v Speaker 1>words at me before I have to address the nation

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<v Speaker 1>obscenity obscenities I did in the article. James, get the

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<v Speaker 1>typewriter out. I don't see the Olivetti James crank up

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<v Speaker 1>the ribbons. Okay, once my We'll do my best to

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<v Speaker 1>remain professional in these circumstances. Okay. Seafood songs, Brett has

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<v Speaker 1>scenes from inside the tank at the restaurant, not seeing

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<v Speaker 1>from an Italian restaurant. Gold Breams Dreams Silver plus, k

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<v Speaker 1>Sandy Crab bronze, but Donna would like a sturgeon silver uh,

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<v Speaker 1>lots is Paradise silver plus. We didn't start the fryer

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<v Speaker 1>gold hat Tuna Matata gold plus. Wow, that's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Kenny Thompson, well done, Christian. Not these days by powder finger,

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<v Speaker 1>but these craze by chowder fingers a doubler. What aren't

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Prowse you, oyster know? Alanis Morrissey very good gold plus.

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<v Speaker 1>Christopher Davis were done for you, oyster. No flake on

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<v Speaker 1>me silver prone to be alive silver plus. Sitting on

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<v Speaker 1>the dock of Morton Bay bugs gold. I'm happy with that, Brett.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like Barrel Munday's Boomtown rats Na silver clam.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I was your lover silver prawn this way,

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<v Speaker 1>Lady Gaga silver God is a dj silver faithless clam

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<v Speaker 1>on Ileen instead of gang Plankton style. That is winner.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your winner, Leah, you are the winner today instead

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<v Speaker 1>of Gangham style Plankton style. That is very good, Leah,

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<v Speaker 1>you are the winner. You off to see Brian Adams Live.

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<v Speaker 1>We are back tomorrow morning. If you have any more

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<v Speaker 1>alternative census questions, we'd love to get them. You can

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<v Speaker 1>email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com. Today you

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<v Speaker 1>and at seven o'clock tonight, I will hopefully see some

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<v Speaker 1>of you. We'll see full details tomorrow on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Take care, I have a great day. Thanks for joining us.

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<v Speaker 3>A Christian O'Connell Show podcast