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Speaker 5: Three de good. All is good in my wild team,
Speaker 5: I tell you what, because yesterday evening I had a
Speaker 5: killer tea. When you have a good tea, all's good
Speaker 5: in your world. Again, do you know? I have made
Speaker 5: my best of a homemade chicken schnitzel yesterday for the kids?
Speaker 3: Yuh, what's your secret?
Speaker 5: Do you know? Rio got us that smoked salt for Christmas?
Speaker 5: So it's a game changer. And it actually is a
Speaker 5: game changer. There aren't many things I will add now
Speaker 5: I've had to buy I've had to restock it three
Speaker 5: times and only got it at December. It is only
Speaker 5: in the early days of March. I'll put it in
Speaker 5: a salad that was sure. It quite works, but I
Speaker 5: like having that tang in that salad. So anyway, you know,
Speaker 5: everyone knows had to make your chicken snitch. So you
Speaker 5: got you got your bread crumbs, got the flour, the.
Speaker 4: Egg from scratches. Pretty good. Yes, I still go to
Speaker 4: the store bought.
Speaker 5: One that stool tastes great as well. It's actually it's
Speaker 5: actually was impossible to have a bad one, but homemade ones.
Speaker 5: Try making them at home. You feel really good about it,
Speaker 5: even though basicly it is just chicken and bread crumbs.
Speaker 5: You know, it's not heston bluemntole, sort of changing it
Speaker 5: out of cooking. Yesterday, I actually went up this when
Speaker 5: the kids came down after five minutes of day it's
Speaker 5: getting cold. They do this to me every time a minute.
Speaker 5: I know, they just on their phones on TikTok or anything.
Speaker 5: I actually went like this, waved my hands over the
Speaker 5: food I've made. It's basically chicken bread crumbs, and went tala.
Speaker 5: International Women's Day starts right here with a homemade chicken schnitzel.
Speaker 5: You your mom, sit down, it's on me. I've got
Speaker 5: your sisters. Schnitzels are on me. I see you, I
Speaker 5: am you. Let's eat the schnitzel. So anyway, you get
Speaker 5: the bread crumbs mixed in with garlic song. What I
Speaker 5: did is before it goes in the frying pan with
Speaker 5: the oil, you need about a centimeter. I chopped up
Speaker 5: a couple of garlic bowls and put that in for
Speaker 5: five minutes in butter. So I'm frying it like butter.
Speaker 5: When it goes in, it's really warm. You don't want
Speaker 5: the garlic going golden browns. It kind of goes off there.
Speaker 5: It's just melty enough. It's infused. It's diffused into the
Speaker 5: butter meat. Mister Snitz or three minutes on each side. Bang,
Speaker 5: you're ready to go a little bit more chicken salt
Speaker 5: on the top as it's caught.
Speaker 4: Why not because of the garlic. I'm still not doing
Speaker 4: this low fodmap thing to try and reset my gut.
Speaker 5: I thought garlic was meant to be good for us,
Speaker 5: good for our hearts. Garlic capsules, right, everything is on there.
Speaker 5: That's why I have it. No vampires come in here
Speaker 5: every night.
Speaker 4: Well, the gut's getting better, but the vampires are getting
Speaker 4: out of control.
Speaker 5: Over because Coburg, you've got a hipster vampire is the
Speaker 5: worst kite.
Speaker 4: No onion. It makes it flavoring any dish very hard.
Speaker 5: So can you do garlic song onion salt?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Not only for doing that? How many weeks you're doing that? Well?
Speaker 4: I actually you know what, I caved andate toast yesterday,
Speaker 4: which I'm not well bread, I was going to do it.
Speaker 5: Don't judge yourself. It's still part of the twelve steps,
Speaker 5: you know. Just accept you've got no power over a
Speaker 5: garlic and toast. Oh you really relapsed? Sorry, my name's Jackie.
Speaker 5: Got a problem. Yeah, I had a bit of granary
Speaker 5: yesterday and I don't feel good about myself. Some toast
Speaker 5: you are, man, you're kind of slow down suns. There's
Speaker 5: no way. I was about to say, there's no way
Speaker 5: you're keeping up any kind of diet restrictions and healthy
Speaker 5: living when your little lad comes in. But day's Jackie board,
Speaker 5: because you know what's like when we're really tired. You're
Speaker 5: not chopping up an iceberg letters? Are you?
Speaker 1: Seriously?
Speaker 5: You actually see that stuff? Way Toast is a really
Speaker 5: good go to, isn't it? Toast is reliable? So Jackie boy,
Speaker 5: I know tomorrow is the induction day. How are things
Speaker 5: at home now?
Speaker 4: Bianca is running out of ways to nest at this place.
Speaker 4: We're ready, the the everything is ready for him. He's
Speaker 4: got everything you'll ever need. He's got his nursery, he's
Speaker 4: got his cart, he's got his nappies.
Speaker 5: Everything.
Speaker 4: So she's now started to rearrange the kitchen. The kitchen
Speaker 4: was fine, by the way, no problem with where things were.
Speaker 4: But yesterday everything came out of the drawers. Everything was
Speaker 4: going to.
Speaker 5: Every two months, always on a Sunday. It's always on
Speaker 5: a Sunday. Right where she starts to rearrange the kitchen,
Speaker 5: then snaps right and I don't even know what I've
Speaker 5: bloody started this, Chris, and I go, I'm just going
Speaker 5: to go out for a bit, and what the dogs
Speaker 5: might want?
Speaker 4: No part of this and maybe this.
Speaker 5: You know, when you too far into it, you can't
Speaker 5: you can't go back. And just once you mentioned the
Speaker 5: empty out the knives and the forks and stuff like that,
Speaker 5: like this is today. You can't put this back in
Speaker 5: an hour. This is the day written off now. So
Speaker 5: was that bianche yesterday?
Speaker 4: No, I reckon the snap might still be coming. So
Speaker 4: yesterday she was actually and quite I've never seen so happy. Really,
Speaker 4: she was so happy that things were going into a
Speaker 4: new location. You know, the kettle's on the other side
Speaker 4: of the kitchen. Now that to where the cups are,
Speaker 4: the spices are weather.
Speaker 5: What about that toaster? So when you had that relapse,
Speaker 5: you could still find the toaster okay.
Speaker 4: Toasts on the other side. Honestly, this morning was like
Speaker 4: living in a mirror because my kettle's on one side
Speaker 4: where it used to be the toaster. But there's still
Speaker 4: stuff now. The plates still don't have a home, the
Speaker 4: cookbooks don't have a home, and the pants.
Speaker 5: The exod on the top. There no home for the plates.
Speaker 4: So maybe the snap is still coming. But she, I
Speaker 4: mean she had a small ear to ear yesterday getting those,
Speaker 4: getting the spices in the manster.
Speaker 5: And you know what's coming in about forty eight hours time,
Speaker 5: involving pushing a kid out. That's all grave, isn't it?
Speaker 5: No wonder you're smiling because you know what inevitably is coming,
Speaker 5: drawing closer and closer.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Passy, What's going on in your world? What's happening way
Speaker 5: out west?
Speaker 3: No two words this morning, Christian anal Glens.
Speaker 5: How is your husband.
Speaker 3: Had to take the beast to the vet? Not my husband, Presley.
Speaker 5: It surprised me if you did take him to the vet.
Speaker 3: On the scales I had to take him yesterday. He's
Speaker 3: got those they call them a jew law, you know,
Speaker 3: like the doggy thumb them all no, it's called a
Speaker 3: juke law.
Speaker 5: And we'll get a check on that scene in Oh,
Speaker 5: thank god, that's what was missing. No, that's where it was.
Speaker 5: It was lost in translation. It's like there's no way
Speaker 5: can be got.
Speaker 4: Who knows they're out. They just walk back to the pavilion.
Speaker 5: It's when people goes, well, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine,
Speaker 5: it's fine. That doesn't stop. So anyway, the duke claws
Speaker 5: you as.
Speaker 3: In on the grass in the morning on.
Speaker 5: A lovely winter's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yes, anyway, it's it grows very very fast. And his
Speaker 3: nails are like iron. You can't cut through them. No,
Speaker 3: they're very hard. They're very very hard.
Speaker 5: She feels like you've got some sort of werewolf. He's
Speaker 5: got anal problems and he's got claws. You can't cut
Speaker 5: the poor old thing.
Speaker 3: He didn't have a good day yesterday, so he had
Speaker 3: to have the nails trimmed. And then I said to it, what.
Speaker 5: About his ass? He's got all that going on. Some
Speaker 5: one out giving me a manicure or a petty shot out
Speaker 5: the old butt cheeks. When he sits down, you're gonna
Speaker 5: need a rubber ring, you know, I.
Speaker 3: Said, he's been scooting along the carpet, and I thought
Speaker 3: he must have had throw up?
Speaker 5: Is in his bottom? Funny snail trails? He's down there,
Speaker 5: so is it? Chris Well?
Speaker 3: I thought he had worms and the vet said no.
Speaker 3: I said, but I can't. This is a terrible discussion,
Speaker 3: like it's out of six, I said, I do look
Speaker 3: at his poo poos and I don't see anything that
Speaker 3: shouldn't be in there, so I don't know if he does.
Speaker 5: What do you mean you look at his poop poos?
Speaker 5: Who are your pantsy?
Speaker 3: What's always Chris and ORDI don't you look at your poo?
Speaker 3: It's always a good indication of what your body's doing
Speaker 3: when you look at your.
Speaker 5: Poo ocasion, I do you have a little glance? Yes,
Speaker 5: that's interesting one bit of corn. I think Hollywood stars
Speaker 5: do that. The next famous personal interview when he's at
Speaker 5: a number two, he just has a little cheeky plants
Speaker 5: down and go.
Speaker 3: Anyway, getting back to the poopoo in the word can
Speaker 3: we thank you? Said no, I don't. I don't think
Speaker 3: he has. He looks pretty good, but he might have
Speaker 3: blocked anal glance And I said, what what?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: What are anal glands.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean you can guess what they are around
Speaker 5: that area.
Speaker 3: What purpose do they serve? And she said, well when
Speaker 3: they block what they do they put like a fine
Speaker 3: clear film over their poopoos. It's just like a natural thing. No,
Speaker 3: but they get blocked and you have to squeeze them
Speaker 3: like a pimple. And I just watched her.
Speaker 5: Not us it just I know they say they're man's
Speaker 5: best friend, but I'm not doing that to any.
Speaker 4: I don't know about this film, the cling wrap around
Speaker 4: the pooh. I don't know if my dog's doing that.
Speaker 3: No, well I haven't noticed it either, Jack.
Speaker 5: But what about all your examinations. You're going to need
Speaker 5: a new microscope now in the lab.
Speaker 3: So anyway, they get the big gloves on and proceeds, Yes,
Speaker 3: and it was it was the student vet.
Speaker 5: Of course, it was the guy that owns the practice,
Speaker 5: who's got the old Bentley out of the back. He's
Speaker 5: done that years ago, not anymore. Well, Marie, if you
Speaker 5: want to be a vet, you start squeezing. But it's
Speaker 5: international Woman's Day, doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So she's I said, what's it like down there?
Speaker 3: I didn't want to have a look, I said, seriously,
Speaker 3: what do.
Speaker 5: You think it's like horrible and squeezing a dog's ass?
Speaker 5: How's your Tuesday going? She's ticking goals back here she
Speaker 5: squeezes it.
Speaker 3: She goes, it's like a bimble, and I said really,
Speaker 3: and then it just drains off and they've got one
Speaker 3: either side, so they have to do too. And then
Speaker 3: he's happy.
Speaker 5: Actually get the phoenish. She could carry off like a
Speaker 5: pilipbuster for another three or four minutes. She was asking,
Speaker 5: how are things going out West?
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Speaker 1: Well, Christian know Connall Show podcasts.
Speaker 5: All right, okay, so this week we start a brand
Speaker 5: new at Z made up of your old band name.
Speaker 5: So if you used to be in a band, no
Speaker 5: matter how short lived they were, some of them are
Speaker 5: that you talked about actually had a couple of albums
Speaker 5: out here are the ones we had yesterday is it
Speaker 5: time to no my word, No, we didn't call it.
Speaker 7: We ended up being called Evlynch Bone, Pa Dutch Ovan Loven.
Speaker 8: If I be the Fried Reich band.
Speaker 9: My two brothers they started a band called Grimlin.
Speaker 8: I was in a band called the MBT, Mad Dog,
Speaker 8: Central Rocking, the Royals, Twist and the Fake Uncle Fister
Speaker 8: and the mccaulay's.
Speaker 5: Right Jackie Boy. Which one's are wide open?
Speaker 4: So these are the spots to feel if you ever
Speaker 4: had a band with a name starting with j K,
Speaker 4: L N, O, p q, V, w X, Y or Z.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: You used to be in a band? What were they
Speaker 5: called some of these old band names. Jack Bost used
Speaker 5: to be one called show Pony. Before the end of
Speaker 5: this year, we will be doing something. I've made a
Speaker 5: promise off air. Can't say anything too much, but he
Speaker 5: said too much today. You know, I'm definitely not chat day.
Speaker 5: I'm not interviewing Robbie Williams. Okay, there needs to be
Speaker 5: in that's too much speculation already about this. You haven't
Speaker 5: had the last of Show Pony. That's all last safe
Speaker 5: for now. Robbi Williams are going to speak him today
Speaker 5: and get him to join the band. All right, Jackie boy,
Speaker 5: what are the old There are squeaky bums all around
Speaker 5: studio right now, Jackie boy, what are What are the
Speaker 5: man names we've had so far?
Speaker 4: From letter A avalanche, B for bone, lazy, C crude, molasses,
Speaker 4: D Dutch Oven, lovin E excessive flatulence, F fried Rice band,
Speaker 4: G for gremlin, H for hoof, hearted, I for ignacius.
Speaker 5: Biscuit, Oh yes, I forgot about that.
Speaker 4: M for mad Dog, Central, R for rocking, the Royals,
Speaker 4: S for show, pony, T for twisted and fate and
Speaker 4: you for Uncle Fester and the mcaulay's all.
Speaker 5: Right, let's get some more. Quentin, welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian, Jack and Patch. How are you today?
Speaker 5: We're good, Quinchin. How's your week going so far?
Speaker 7: Oh I'm not too bad, not too bad. Nice day today,
Speaker 7: so it's going to be good.
Speaker 5: All right, k chip off you go. What band have
Speaker 5: you got for us?
Speaker 7: Okay, so I've got j for you. I've got Jagged Edge.
Speaker 7: That was a band I played in in eighty seven
Speaker 7: to about eighty mourn up around the Maljura area where
Speaker 7: I grew up.
Speaker 5: Wow, and what were you in the band.
Speaker 7: Keyboard and vocals?
Speaker 5: Yeah, original songs. So are you doing covers?
Speaker 7: No, we were doing covers. So we were all in
Speaker 7: our in our late teens early early twenties with this band.
Speaker 10: So yeah, now what do you do?
Speaker 5: Do you play pubs? We were getting work.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we were doing night the nightclubs. So there was
Speaker 7: a Carlisle Club, the Settlers Club. We go to Robin
Speaker 7: vaugh do the Robin Vail Club. We did a gig
Speaker 7: in broaken Hill and yeah, but we played just about Thursday, Friday,
Speaker 7: Saturday night just about every week someway.
Speaker 5: Did you love it? It's a good fun, absolutely being
Speaker 5: a band with your mates. It's like your rock stars
Speaker 5: living the dream of the weekend.
Speaker 7: Well yeah, it used to encroach on my normal daily
Speaker 7: work a little bit, you know, come Friday, I was
Speaker 7: a bit tired, But it's all right.
Speaker 5: And what broke the band? Did? Life just get in
Speaker 5: the way and you had to just crack on with life.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I ended up joining the Navy, so I still played.
Speaker 5: Passive rock and roll. Story isn't It's what so many
Speaker 5: mans boke up eventually, you know they want to think
Speaker 5: about joining the navy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, no, I've played. I've played to take all
Speaker 7: my Stuff on the ship and played around halfway around
Speaker 7: the world.
Speaker 5: I love that. Cheer up on the boat, Sorry, what
Speaker 5: to cheer people up on the boat? All the troops.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, Yeah, we'd have stupid barbecues. You know, we'd go
Speaker 7: to anchor somewhere and you know, the boys would be fishing.
Speaker 7: Guys would be fishing off the back of.
Speaker 5: The keyboards, laying down, some little smooth beats in the background. Yeah,
Speaker 5: missing you.
Speaker 12: Sailing away?
Speaker 13: Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 5: All right, Quentin, thank you very much. Lovely to chat
Speaker 5: to you. I have a good day, Yeah you too.
Speaker 7: Thanks you guys, love the show.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Mick, good morning. I'm good Mick. What was
Speaker 5: the name of your old band mate Paranoid great Now
Speaker 5: and I'm guessing sort of quite a heavy sort of
Speaker 5: rock band named after a great rock song. You've got
Speaker 5: to be a big rock band. And what were you in?
Speaker 5: The band?
Speaker 10: Was one of two drummers, double drummers steady.
Speaker 5: I remember actually think Abbat on their Australian tour had
Speaker 5: double drummers. I remember reading a fact about it once
Speaker 5: they had double drummers. I was like, why would happen?
Speaker 5: To need two drummers, well the extra percussion, but same
Speaker 5: with that band. Also your band Paranoid, Yeah, and we
Speaker 5: were just as popular. Yeah, all right, Mick, have a
Speaker 5: good day, thanks for calling. We've got p for Paranoid
Speaker 5: Adam six Adam Yeah, yeah, good morning guys. What's it was?
Speaker 5: Your band called was my son's band.
Speaker 12: It was king up in the carnival. They started off
Speaker 12: as a duo, a blues duo, and then they had
Speaker 12: a couple of other mates come and play, and then
Speaker 12: a girl come and sing. And actually they had some
Speaker 12: really really they used to write all their own stuff.
Speaker 12: They had some good everybody used to sing. Everybody wrote
Speaker 12: their own songs, so they had a great genre to
Speaker 12: the to the band, but it was mainly blues. They had,
Speaker 12: you know, did quite a few gigs residents at the
Speaker 12: Toe and because it was our son's band, Memoife used
Speaker 12: to find ourselves going off to setting the alarm and
Speaker 12: waking up with like ten thirty eleven o'clock to go
Speaker 12: and catch a giving at fitz Roy That yeah, it
Speaker 12: was pretty cool, but.
Speaker 5: Not ten o'clock in the evening to go and have
Speaker 5: a bit of ten thirty that you hadn't earn y that.
Speaker 5: Do you mean in the morning to set up because
Speaker 5: you live so far away.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, no, yeah, we'd have a bit of
Speaker 12: a nap before we get.
Speaker 5: I've never heard of this last orders at the beginning,
Speaker 5: Mom and dad, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 12: The first gig I think they played at a pubb
Speaker 12: in Ligon Stray carp and we were at the first gig.
Speaker 12: And then yeah, they sort of got more more going.
Speaker 5: And look, you sound about eighty of them on stage scene.
Speaker 5: It's like, okay, fire, they're out numbering the audience. There's
Speaker 5: only five people watching. The Old King Puppy King Puppy
Speaker 5: by the way, a blues band, aren't they.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah they are. Look and they used to. Yeah,
Speaker 12: they packed out the tope when I was playing there.
Speaker 12: So it was good good. It was good for us
Speaker 12: because we found places that we'd never been before, you know,
Speaker 12: the underground.
Speaker 4: Into town, rocking up with your nightcap on.
Speaker 12: Yeah, the olds are here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great. This is apporting him, Adam, thank you
Speaker 5: very much.
Speaker 12: And cal As Carla Brighter.
Speaker 6: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Last few remaining letters, so we try and tick off
Speaker 5: the alphabet, and today we need your old band names. Jack,
Speaker 5: what are the letters that we don't have any of
Speaker 5: our listeners old band names for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to feel the back end of the alphabet, LNO, Q, V, W, X,
Speaker 4: Y and Z.
Speaker 5: All right, let's see what Seal's got for us.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 5: How are you? I'm good, Thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 5: What have you got for us?
Speaker 14: Juel seen a band acapella band in the late eighties
Speaker 14: and nine, and we did a bit of motown covered
Speaker 14: harmonies and it was lots of fun. Just played at
Speaker 14: the Green Men in High Street, Amena and yeah, it
Speaker 14: was really really enjoyable.
Speaker 5: Playing in a band with your friends, specially doing something
Speaker 5: like motown songs. She must have been very good. And
Speaker 5: what were they called?
Speaker 14: Uh, well, we we did quite a few brisbone blues
Speaker 14: and then myle Lorraine, that was the song I don't
Speaker 14: want to give you a couple of tunes on and
Speaker 14: that it was good.
Speaker 4: But what were they called?
Speaker 13: For?
Speaker 5: Someone to help me out? Yeah, we're trying nanny down here,
Speaker 5: slipperty old fox. They called of the band called what
Speaker 5: we're talking about?
Speaker 14: What was the band called?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, that's it. Where lovely? Thank you very much,
Speaker 5: she called him. That is a lot great. How did
Speaker 5: you get his takeaway order? What do you want? Uh? Food? Lovely?
Speaker 5: It's memories.
Speaker 4: Looked at you like you were crazy for asking, and
Speaker 4: that's the question.
Speaker 5: Now, very dare you Christians on the line? One in Christian? Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm good, good. And what was your band name?
Speaker 10: Called the queue head with the letter queue and some
Speaker 10: of the boys just to have a sharehouse in que
Speaker 10: and that's where that originated from.
Speaker 5: The pad just sounds like a report, doesn't it. What
Speaker 5: went on at the cue Pad? We'll leave it there.
Speaker 10: No, it was a bit diking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, genuinely meant that. We'll leave it there, all right,
Speaker 5: Thanks Christian. Let's go to yes. Nancy Attorning on us. Nancy,
Speaker 5: good morning, Hey, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 16: How are you going going.
Speaker 5: Struggling at the moment, actually struggling. And Nancy, what was
Speaker 5: your old band name called?
Speaker 16: Okay, well, it wasn't my band name. It's my best
Speaker 16: friend and brother from another mother over in Canada. He
Speaker 16: was in a band called zucker Baby, like Mark Zuckerberg,
Speaker 16: but zucker Baby, and they opened up for in excess
Speaker 16: back in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 15: Wow, the fame.
Speaker 5: That's incredible.
Speaker 16: And yeah, I can't say that I remember seeing them
Speaker 16: because that was about thirty some years ago for me,
Speaker 16: maybe maybe thirty. I can't remember.
Speaker 5: A baby, he's not exactly a Facebook that predates Facebook.
Speaker 16: Let's put it this way. It was back when everybody
Speaker 16: had hair, all right.
Speaker 5: So zuker baby, Thank you very much. We're wondering. We
Speaker 5: gotta chick. It's all that is. Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: What's happened the pranks on us? We'll take one last
Speaker 5: one then we're reset everything.
Speaker 17: Freddy fred Hey, hey, good morning both to speak to
Speaker 17: you and you Freddy boy Freddie.
Speaker 5: What was your old band name called?
Speaker 15: Well, it's a bit of a mixer, I should say.
Speaker 15: Originally back in the late seventies early eighties, we used
Speaker 15: to be called blitz pop rock. But these days, after
Speaker 15: a number of decades of not playing, we've started getting
Speaker 15: together again and just having jam sessions and we relabel
Speaker 15: ourselves old boys noise. We're all in our sixties and
Speaker 15: just about once a month we get together and make
Speaker 15: a bit of noise out here at my place and
Speaker 15: do the usual things such as upset the neighbors. So
Speaker 15: it brings back pleasant memories like that. So yeah, Old
Speaker 15: Boys Noise.
Speaker 5: You're never too old rock and roll, Freddy boy. And
Speaker 5: what's the average age of the band? What are you
Speaker 5: in your your fifties, your sixties, sixties?
Speaker 15: Now the youngest one is probably sixty one sixties.
Speaker 5: I love the fact that you're still rocking it and
Speaker 5: your neighbors are yelling over the face that round.
Speaker 17: And in nineteenagers, Well look, I'll tell you like I said,
Speaker 17: it brings back we know we're doing it right when
Speaker 17: we're getting a complaints. So yeah, all right, so the
Speaker 17: name again, Old Boys Noise.
Speaker 5: Old Boys Noise. Love it all right, Fred have a
Speaker 5: good day thanks to calling.
Speaker 1: Cheers the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah what a tune when the Lights Go Out? From
Speaker 5: nineteen ninety eight. In Rolling Stone's Top seventy five Greatest
Speaker 5: Boys Songs of All Time, it's at number sixty eight.
Speaker 5: B side is called the Screams Nineties B side is
Speaker 5: called slam Dunk Dafunk. I had the single me too.
Speaker 4: I remember, I remember slam Dunk the Funk.
Speaker 5: When I one of the first ever radio interviews I
Speaker 5: did when I started breakfast radio when ninety eight was
Speaker 5: with five and in the interview, right they one of
Speaker 5: them said, I can't remember which one it was, right,
Speaker 5: They were all sort of interchangeable, to be honest, It's
Speaker 5: just a lot of hair and abs. One of them
Speaker 5: goes say, yeah, he sort of grabbed the microphoneywhere it
Speaker 5: was it was English, right, and it was sort of
Speaker 5: went to a very pop posh school. But he cat like, yeah, yeah, anyway, this, yeah,
Speaker 5: we did. We're going to give Backstreet Boys Sleepless Nights,
Speaker 5: thinking that we can't put it in the future, but
Speaker 5: that ain't gonna happen. Money, that ain't gonna happen. And
Speaker 5: the history back me on that one. You did not
Speaker 5: give them Back Street Boys sleepless Nights, but that song
Speaker 5: is a banger. What how you doing?
Speaker 3: Welcome to the nineties.
Speaker 5: I like to flay.
Speaker 11: I make this look good, Miss the ship Field, because
Speaker 11: nineteen ninety you care hand on the true go up.
Speaker 1: Her Christian O'Connell's eight of the nineties.
Speaker 5: Yeah baby, all right. The letter this week it's all
Speaker 5: about letter is letter f Thank you very much. Every
Speaker 5: week he comes the next ready to do those for us.
Speaker 5: It's all about the letter F before we get into
Speaker 5: Furby's and flip phones. The movie that Jack and I
Speaker 5: watched yesterday, it's about viewing number eight or nine for me,
Speaker 5: was this seminal classic from the nineties directed by John Woof,
Speaker 5: starring two megastars, John Travolta and Nick Cage Face Off.
Speaker 18: I've been chasing this guy ever since I joined the Force.
Speaker 18: He's the most dangerous and brilliant criminal mind I've ever known.
Speaker 18: And now, after all this time, I finally figured out
Speaker 18: a way to trap him, will become him.
Speaker 12: Whether way, try terrorism for a hireable, blot some stuff up,
Speaker 12: it's more fun.
Speaker 18: Plan be Let's just kill each other.
Speaker 5: What a movie. One of the greatest comedies ever made.
Speaker 5: Only thing is they didn't make it as a comedy
Speaker 5: as watching it yesterday, seriously, about the eighth of the
Speaker 5: ninth time, there's so many much what I'm crying with
Speaker 5: laughter because it's so over the top and ludicrous. It's
Speaker 5: very clear that they just came up with the title
Speaker 5: face Off, and then worried about the sort of plot, script,
Speaker 5: character development, all those proper things barely even wired about
Speaker 5: this just because it's called face Off. They have a
Speaker 5: surgical operation. They remove each other's faces and wear them
Speaker 5: so Jack before we go any further, we're both very,
Speaker 5: very excited about Face Off. How would you describe to
Speaker 5: people we've never seen this movie the actual plot.
Speaker 4: Well, try to do it justice. The king of all
Speaker 4: premises is it's John Travolta. He's an agent, he's the
Speaker 4: good guy. Nicholas Age he's a terrorist, he's the bad guy.
Speaker 4: John Travolta catches him early in the film, puts him
Speaker 4: in a coma. While he's in a coma, he's still
Speaker 4: got a bomb somewhere in la that they don't know
Speaker 4: where it is. So in order to infiltrate his gang
Speaker 4: and his brother who built the bomb, he's got to
Speaker 4: where surgically remove the face of Nick Cage and put
Speaker 4: it on his own. And then his own face goes
Speaker 4: in a little jar by his.
Speaker 5: It's just like, you know, this, this most dangerous criminal
Speaker 5: in the world, right there's not anyone guarding him. His
Speaker 5: John Travolta's face is just in a bowl next next
Speaker 5: to a cage, right in like a like saining solution.
Speaker 5: He've an to contact lens Us in Cage suddenly wakes
Speaker 5: up without his face from a coma just suddenly clacks
Speaker 5: up and then guess what happened?
Speaker 4: It is he he garts John Travolta's He finds John
Speaker 4: Travolta's face.
Speaker 5: That looks like I'm doing it.
Speaker 4: It's like table. He he puts the John Travolta's face
Speaker 4: on it, and all of a sudden, now our too.
Speaker 5: Face lips or eyes, and he has a cigarette.
Speaker 4: He's having a cigarette watching the he's watching the vision
Speaker 4: of John Travolta's face get transferred in the original surgery.
Speaker 4: And then he gets the doctor in his game, brings
Speaker 4: the doctor in to do the same surgery on him.
Speaker 4: So you've got the ultimate premise. You've got two arch
Speaker 4: enemies looking each at each other, and they've switched faces,
Speaker 4: and everybody believes that Nick Cage is John Travolta, and
Speaker 4: everybody believes John Travolta is Nick Cage in Sue, the
Speaker 4: best movie ever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is one of the greatest movies of all time.
Speaker 5: And the thing is, John Travolta actually does take on
Speaker 5: an effect the mannerisms of Nick Cage. Nick Cage doesn't
Speaker 5: bother or they were scared of him, because when you
Speaker 5: watch this it's a very heavily caffeinated performance. Well, I
Speaker 5: think actually they were just like, we don't even speak
Speaker 5: to him. Why is he in every that he's actually
Speaker 5: mad in this stage? Is actually mad in this? What
Speaker 5: about it? When the doctor's explaining what you know? And
Speaker 5: this isn't set in the future, it's set in the nineties.
Speaker 5: It's set there right where they're explaining the complex procedure,
Speaker 5: but something the doctor is so matter of fact about it.
Speaker 5: It's almost like they're sort of repairing like a hamstring
Speaker 5: injury or something like that.
Speaker 17: The inside is modeled on your skull, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 17: the outside exact in and out within a day.
Speaker 1: Then we fit his.
Speaker 6: Face on top, not a wrapper, but the real thing.
Speaker 5: Then we simply.
Speaker 1: Connect the muscle duc centerve d.
Speaker 11: So you want to take his face in mind barrel.
Speaker 4: Incredible And that is crazily not even in my top
Speaker 4: three of most ridiculous parts of the film.
Speaker 5: All right, so you've got a top three of craziest
Speaker 5: parts of Face Off. We'll get into the.
Speaker 1: Next Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: We're into our eight s of the nineties. This week,
Speaker 5: we're up to and into the Letter F movie. Jack
Speaker 5: and I watched yesterday one of the greatest movies, not
Speaker 5: just of the nineties but all times, Face Off Tron
Speaker 5: travolt If you had to pick one movie where Nick
Speaker 5: Cage achieved ultimate Nick Cage powers, this is it. It's
Speaker 5: there's no way that he was directed. There are so
Speaker 5: many bits in there that don't make sense. There's this
Speaker 5: yelling that doesn't fit the scripts or even the scene.
Speaker 5: It's a crazed, fueled, fueled performance by Nick Cage. And
Speaker 5: I can't. I can't, I wouldn't. I can't recommend another
Speaker 5: movie that would give you so much fun watching it.
Speaker 5: That's fair to say, isn't it. Jack.
Speaker 4: I saw The Batman this week, a big blockbuster movie,
Speaker 4: breaking all kinds of records. I much more enjoyed Face
Speaker 4: Off than I did The Batman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: Looking, Yeah, it's like looking in a mirror.
Speaker 14: Not so.
Speaker 5: She got Travolta and Cage. Travolta chasing Cage finally works
Speaker 5: out away fire. I love it when they go finally
Speaker 5: have worked out where to get this guy who's been
Speaker 5: tracking for you. He killed his son. Why do we
Speaker 5: think of all the time? I mean, they're all over
Speaker 5: the world, don't they law enforcement agencies. We'll just take
Speaker 5: his face off his and put it onto my right there,
Speaker 5: right there. That's simple eye. This is going to change
Speaker 5: law all over the world, now, won't it. And so
Speaker 5: they have each other's faces, and Travolter does do this
Speaker 5: amazing job of affecting all the mannerisms, and he doesn't
Speaker 5: do an impression, but it's almost like an impression of
Speaker 5: Nick Cage doesn't He throughout the rest of the movie
Speaker 5: was Cage doesn't.
Speaker 4: He's just cagege even though it's meant to be John
Speaker 4: Travolta's character. And also the face which leads to one
Speaker 4: of my favorite scenes in the film where Nicholas Cage,
Speaker 4: in handcuffed ready to infiltrate the prison, is rubbing his
Speaker 4: face against the wall because his face itches after the surgery.
Speaker 4: Because he's in handcuffs. He has to get his buddy
Speaker 4: at the force to itch his face for him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And also the doctor said, hey, listen, it's one
Speaker 5: of the rare movies as well that actually mentions the
Speaker 5: title in a scene as well, because the doctor goes,
Speaker 5: they just can't ever get into a face off and
Speaker 5: start shooting each other. He goes to Travolta, who's now
Speaker 5: obviously Nick Cage. You know, whatever you do, you just
Speaker 5: can't get into a fight. Fast forward to he's in
Speaker 5: the prison, being punched repeatedly like in a UFC fire
Speaker 5: ground and bound in the face. And then to escape
Speaker 5: the prison, he jumps, like I'm not exaggerating, one hundred
Speaker 5: foot into the sea. And what is it about all
Speaker 5: those sort of action movies where the helicopter like shooting
Speaker 5: into the sea. He's escaped the buddet somehow, right, And
Speaker 5: they gave up really quick looking for these evil criminals,
Speaker 5: didn't they. Once you're in a helicopter, they're going to
Speaker 5: come up for air. Just stay up there. The heeddicopters
Speaker 5: has gone point. Once they go in the sea, we
Speaker 5: never ever find them again. All right, Jack, what are
Speaker 5: your top three craziest moments a crazy movie? All right?
Speaker 4: Here are the top three takeaways from Face Off and Now.
Speaker 4: Despite being a violent movie with the crazy procedure of
Speaker 4: swapping faces, the most unsettling part for me was actually
Speaker 4: the way that John Travolta showed his family affection by
Speaker 4: slowly stroking an open hand down the faces of his
Speaker 4: loved ones. I forget this to.
Speaker 5: His son trying to blow us all up.
Speaker 4: He did it to his daughter, he did it to
Speaker 4: his wife.
Speaker 5: I've never seen that move from a dad anywhere. And
Speaker 5: you and Jack goes you that. I mean, I'm a
Speaker 5: very affectionate dad hung in every day. I've never seen before.
Speaker 4: I tried to do it to be Anchors, like, hey,
Speaker 4: will this feel nice? And she pulled her head away
Speaker 4: and said, don't do that. Feel it feels offensive for
Speaker 4: you to run your hand down my face. Takeaway number two.
Speaker 4: So the FBI, when they're meant to be the good guys, right,
Speaker 4: they're catching this terrorist. They go into the bad He's
Speaker 4: lair and the terrorist son is in there, and John
Speaker 4: Travolta has to honestly save the son from getting shot
Speaker 4: to pieces by the FBI. Didn't there's no reason for
Speaker 4: the FBI to be shooting a little five.
Speaker 5: Year old boy not involved in it in any way.
Speaker 5: He's just an innocent bystander.
Speaker 4: That leads me to my final takeaway. And this is
Speaker 4: a spoiler, So turn off now if you want to
Speaker 4: watch Face Off. John Travolta comes home at the end
Speaker 4: of the movie. He's got the little boy, the son
Speaker 4: of his arch enemy, and without consulting his wife essentially
Speaker 4: brings him adopted.
Speaker 5: We've adopted almost this movie. He comes to the house, Yeah, case,
Speaker 5: just come in, maute, look what I've got? Like you
Speaker 5: got a puppy from the pound. And I was like,
Speaker 5: show me room's h what John? We need to talk
Speaker 5: about this, right? Who is that?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 11: That is that.
Speaker 5: Him?
Speaker 4: What about? Wait?
Speaker 5: He's in surgery having his face put back on right
Speaker 5: towards the in the movie for and they keep making
Speaker 5: a big deal about the agony, as be the stitches,
Speaker 5: the sutras and all this. Then suddenly right Travolta backs
Speaker 5: himself just makes his own way home from the hospital.
Speaker 5: Every time I watched this movie, I'm like, she couldn't
Speaker 5: pick him up. She knows what he's been through. Right,
Speaker 5: he's had his face removed, and he's got reattached. He's
Speaker 5: almost died. He saved the world essentially, Well, la, and
Speaker 5: what yes? Does this get a taxi? Got to make
Speaker 5: his own way home? It bugs me every time night
Speaker 5: she couldn't go and pick him up.
Speaker 4: She looked surprised as well as if he didn't even
Speaker 4: call to say hey, just so you know, surgery went
Speaker 4: perfectly and my face is back.
Speaker 5: On you said it Friday. Now I've got Zimber in
Speaker 5: an hour. Oh, I think there's some leftovers in the
Speaker 5: Redge rug shot. You said I was coming to get
Speaker 5: you Friday. Wait, who's the little kid that's our son? Now?
Speaker 5: My favorite? One of my favorite lines. And there are
Speaker 5: two great lines in this towards the end, Sorry I
Speaker 5: killed you dad? To that on the greatest lights in
Speaker 5: the movie. Ever, how could someone type can we actually
Speaker 5: say this? And put it on Celiloyd forever? The other
Speaker 5: one is where they are facing off against each other,
Speaker 5: these two arch rivals, wearing each other's faces, and they've
Speaker 5: got guns pointing at each other, and then other people
Speaker 5: from their rival crews, their sort of backups, all turn up.
Speaker 5: So at one point there must be a right ten
Speaker 5: people with guns all pointing each other, and then travolter
Speaker 5: is Gauge just goes, what a predicament? Ten out of ten?
Speaker 5: This movie is a ten out of ten.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Day by day, more businesses are announcing their sanctions against Russia,
Speaker 5: and rightly so. I've just seen that Mackas are closing
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Speaker 5: Russia and Orbit. That is the thing that's going to
Speaker 5: turn Putin's own people against them. No happy meals. Suddenly,
Speaker 5: I reckon there could be a revolt. This might be
Speaker 5: the thing that breaks this all right, So two of
Speaker 5: the letter F for the ninety whom as these little
Speaker 5: things ferbiesby really need me?
Speaker 1: And the more you love them, I'll take care you.
Speaker 11: The more they do love you, the may me herby
Speaker 11: so separately.
Speaker 1: Batteries not included.
Speaker 5: That just that, by the way, that phrase batteries not included.
Speaker 5: I can't tell you how many Christmas days have been
Speaker 5: ruined where my wife looks at me. I told you,
Speaker 5: I did you. It was the only about three things
Speaker 5: you had to do for the whole day. Get the
Speaker 5: double a's or those horrible little round sell ones that
Speaker 5: they needed. You know what are they? Those horrible sell ones?
Speaker 5: The vault ones are twelve one, the thirty six those
Speaker 5: But yeah, ferbies were basically in their creepiness up there
Speaker 5: with cabbage patch dolls. Did you like the furbies, Patsy?
Speaker 3: I did, but I never had one. My girlfriend had one.
Speaker 5: If I had to describe one too, are.
Speaker 4: You you would have been in your twenties, then why'd
Speaker 4: your girlfriend.
Speaker 3: She was into all that sort of you know, what
Speaker 3: do you call that sort of stuff when you're in
Speaker 3: your early twenties You like a kid still, you know
Speaker 3: you're into.
Speaker 5: All that, all that jack you know that well known word.
Speaker 5: It's a word, isn't that immature?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's it.
Speaker 5: They were like it looked like a gremlain basically with
Speaker 5: a beak. I don't know how these things became a
Speaker 5: big worldwide phenomena and it came back a couple of
Speaker 5: years ago.
Speaker 4: It's because they were I remember it very much being
Speaker 4: a toy of the future in the nineties, and because
Speaker 4: he was a robot essentially, and he looked like a
Speaker 4: very soft toy, but he had a toy.
Speaker 5: Of the future would be.
Speaker 11: Midnight what they do Love's pictures.
Speaker 5: In them.
Speaker 4: He was the first robotic toy and he could couldn't
Speaker 4: he see through his beak or something and watch you
Speaker 4: and then respond to what you were doing.
Speaker 5: It wasn't the first robotic toy. They were like robot
Speaker 5: toys before that. Do you think we were just playing
Speaker 5: with fire and hope?
Speaker 4: He was the first AI type toilet and we know
Speaker 4: it now, not AI as we know it now, but
Speaker 4: he could do smarter things.
Speaker 5: To start a history podcast where you just re explain stuff.
Speaker 5: And how did he work?
Speaker 3: You fed him, didn't you?
Speaker 5: You had to feed him. They were quite sort of
Speaker 5: needy and stuff like. It was sort of a sort
Speaker 5: of a baby basically. Was it some sort of obviously
Speaker 5: AI futuristic alien baby as Jack probably saw it and
Speaker 5: stuff like that. But for a lot of schools there
Speaker 5: were banned because they were noisy, they would go off
Speaker 5: during class and stuff like this sort of banned. So
Speaker 5: I want to I want to talk to on then.
Speaker 5: What was banned from your school? I remember, it's going
Speaker 5: to make me sound like a thousand year old man.
Speaker 5: I remember when Marbles were a great game, and I
Speaker 5: thought there was a game of the future. They were
Speaker 5: AI and I it was a little eye that could
Speaker 5: see into the future of psyclops playing against other little cyclops,
Speaker 5: eye the plural. I loved Marble, and I know why.
Speaker 5: Look about why they were banned because rarely again wouldn't
Speaker 5: involve a punch on. You know, you would just take
Speaker 5: on your mates if they beat you. They would always
Speaker 5: do that. Movie just kicked all the marbles out of
Speaker 5: the room and then just swing at one of your
Speaker 5: good friends because he's has taken your beloved cat's eyes
Speaker 5: or a tom bowler. They might eyed and joy, weren't
Speaker 5: they cat's eized and the tom Bowler. I don't think
Speaker 5: I've said that word since I was a kid playing marbles.
Speaker 5: I still love playing marbles.
Speaker 4: They were also sort of a black market of sorts
Speaker 4: because they had their different values. A cat's eye is
Speaker 4: actually at our school were the least valuable of the marbles.
Speaker 5: Tom bona that was a really really good one to
Speaker 5: get einst.
Speaker 4: Your big boy. Yeah, and we even had we had
Speaker 4: a whales eye which was even bigger than the tombola.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was right, there's like a wrecking more. There
Speaker 5: was an art, a fine art at two marbles perhapsly
Speaker 5: do you have anything band of your school?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we couldn't play the Boys. Couldn't play British Bulldog
Speaker 3: because too many kids got injured. There's broken arms and
Speaker 3: everything else with.
Speaker 5: It, but a great game. Still love playing that.
Speaker 3: And Rubik's Cubes in the air and yeah, welcome the
Speaker 3: Devil not the Bible. Yeah, it's so sick of kid God.
Speaker 5: The Nundo of.
Speaker 3: Excuse under the desk, thinking that the teacher couldn't say.
Speaker 12: It's so.
Speaker 6: You're listening to the question of Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Took my marbles band from your school. Marbles were bound
Speaker 5: for mine up to about eleven I think it was
Speaker 5: when they stopped playing it. Still used to play. My
Speaker 5: girls used to love playing marbles. It was a big
Speaker 5: thing three of us used to do. After I picked
Speaker 5: them up from school on Friday. Used to play marbles
Speaker 5: right an hour. So I love playing that.
Speaker 4: Marbles went through every generation.
Speaker 5: Your still play marbles. You'll play marbles with them, won't
Speaker 5: you think?
Speaker 4: I think so. I wish I kept my marble bags,
Speaker 4: keep it going. Actually, when we.
Speaker 5: Sounds like a really wrong phrase is the marble bag
Speaker 5: I'm showing some online dictionary. We should never look at
Speaker 5: marble bag. I think we've accidentally stumbled something and my
Speaker 5: son my marble backs. I don't easy anymore. Anyway, you're
Speaker 5: playing marbles with your son.
Speaker 4: Yes, When we had marbles band at our primary school,
Speaker 4: they had one day called Marble Day the day before
Speaker 4: Is it banned forever? Like I get it out of
Speaker 4: your system? Which even during the classes that we didn't
Speaker 4: have any lessons that during the classes we built giant
Speaker 4: marble rocks and that sort of thing.
Speaker 5: Were the greatest day of his school life, wasn't it
Speaker 5: When there was marble day? It was leanne, good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning. We had click clacks at our school that
Speaker 9: was banned because you ended up with broken wrists and arms.
Speaker 5: And you must remember click clacks perhaps each remember those school.
Speaker 3: I don't what were click clacks.
Speaker 9: Click claes was like a piece of string with a
Speaker 9: ring in the middle and a really hard ball on
Speaker 9: each end, and then you'd hang them down from the
Speaker 9: middle and then bang together at the bottom and you'd
Speaker 9: have to bang them and get them going at the bottom,
Speaker 9: and then you'd flick the string and you'd flick them
Speaker 9: up to the top, bang together.
Speaker 5: Then the giant click clack noise basically hence the name.
Speaker 5: These things are lethal, like I'm pretty sure it's some
Speaker 5: medieval sort of weapon. They used to whirl them around
Speaker 5: their heads and throw the Game of Thrones there click
Speaker 5: claps not in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 9: I've still got a pair and i'd pull them out
Speaker 9: and my kids playing.
Speaker 5: Look Ninja. You know nanchucks. You can use them, and
Speaker 5: thank you very much and gorm have a good day,
Speaker 5: No worries by Jessica. Hi guys, Jessica. For some reason,
Speaker 5: they label the art here Jessica Brackets twenty five the.
Speaker 19: Yeah I love your show, guys.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, said the twenty year olds were
Speaker 5: a happening thing, Jessica. What was banned at your school?
Speaker 20: So we had something called a neo pit, which was
Speaker 20: something you got from Macis and the Happy Meal. It
Speaker 20: used to be kind of like a pretty long card
Speaker 20: or a yuyeo card, So you got the little soft toy,
Speaker 20: these like little aliens, and it had a card with
Speaker 20: statistics on it, and the kids used to kind of
Speaker 20: like swap them compete, and then they used to end
Speaker 20: up in fisty cuffs when people lost, like a really
Speaker 20: good or really rare one fisticuffs.
Speaker 5: I love that for these fisticuffs. Yeah, I remember anything.
Speaker 5: You're playing cards, trading cards equaled bolence. Yeah. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: like a prison yard. Sudden, then the schoolyard became the
Speaker 5: prison yard, wasn't it. People being shipped with the compasses
Speaker 5: and protractors. Yeah, those cards. Why did we go crazy
Speaker 5: for them?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 5: Back now is and I don't know it was just
Speaker 5: a card with some starter on. Prepared to fight your
Speaker 5: mess mate for one of those, Jessica, that's a great one.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much to me for your call. No,
Speaker 5: thank you, Richie. Ye, yeah, good Richie. We'll get band
Speaker 5: at your school.
Speaker 13: I got moon Rocks band at my school.
Speaker 5: I am drugs. Do you mean what the moon Rocks?
Speaker 13: Yeah, well, well sorry goes that way there the lollies
Speaker 13: that like explode in your mouth. Oh yeah, and they
Speaker 13: I used to be able to get them for like
Speaker 13: five cents cheaper than anyone else in the school. And
Speaker 13: they come in a little blue envelope, you know, with
Speaker 13: a with a Martian on the front, and.
Speaker 5: They were actually but anyway, yeah, let's go with it.
Speaker 13: Yeah. Yeah, So I went to school and I had
Speaker 13: a bit of a syndicate going because I've got murried
Speaker 13: your mate, and we will sealarise moon Rocks at school.
Speaker 13: You know. Anyway, it's a long story short of a
Speaker 13: dragon into the office. The moon Rocks got banned.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but all that and the good days there with
Speaker 5: your contraband you must have made good money.
Speaker 13: Oh well, you know, five cents a pack. I think
Speaker 13: I was like fifteen ten or fifteen cents. Back then it.
Speaker 5: Got murrying for a bit of the action and stuff.
Speaker 5: And it's a syndicate, you know, which is you murry
Speaker 5: which isn't an effect a sindicate. But anyway, love, thank
Speaker 5: you very much. I'm a phone tomorrow.
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Speaker 21: Actually I have music today, so it's not too bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you singing? What do you like to do
Speaker 5: for music?
Speaker 21: We're not all loudly everything, and it's kind of it's
Speaker 21: good because you don't have to really work, but it's
Speaker 21: a bit boring to you have to do tai chi.
Speaker 4: Music music and.
Speaker 5: Be beautiful. What a lovely school you go to? We
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Speaker 5: to fame? For us?
Speaker 21: My uncle Paul, he worked on a TV show with
Speaker 21: Zach Effron.
Speaker 5: Did he wisch TV show?
Speaker 21: I think it wasn't Nature TV show? It was called
Speaker 21: killing Zac Efron because he wanted to change his reputation
Speaker 21: from a guy that like was in high school musical
Speaker 21: to a guy that likes things. And he's like, my
Speaker 21: uncle's a nature expert. So he was telling them all
Speaker 21: the information they needed and everything.
Speaker 5: That's pretty cool. So do you get a lot of
Speaker 5: nature information from your uncle?
Speaker 21: I guess so. Actually, my my uncle lives in Queensland.
Speaker 5: So and how was he at the moment? Is he okay?
Speaker 21: Oh yeah, yeah, he was my uncle's fine. But he
Speaker 21: when he came down. He actually had a bunch of
Speaker 21: pictures from the set and from the TV show and
Speaker 21: everything because and yeah, he had a bunch of pictures
Speaker 21: of zac Efron.
Speaker 5: I hope Zach was taking those pictures and your uncle
Speaker 5: wasn't hide him. Mihnd some nature or something in spine
Speaker 5: on him. Well, enjoy today, my young friend, and thank
Speaker 5: you very much for giving us a call.
Speaker 9: Thank you, thank you now, thank you for your time, Christian,
Speaker 9: thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5: Actually we got here now, Annie, Hi, hi, Christin, good morning,
Speaker 5: Welcome to the show. Your weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 19: My weakest claim to fame is John bon Jovi. Sweat
Speaker 19: fell on my mum's arm.
Speaker 5: Right here we go. Now we're into it, Okay, So
Speaker 5: that was John bon Jovi on stage.
Speaker 19: Or yeah, John was on totage and mum was She
Speaker 19: was climbing over over and to get to the front,
Speaker 19: and she reached her hand out to grab his and
Speaker 19: sweat fell on her arms. Then she she lifked it off.
Speaker 5: Harriet Lecter in this story, poor John right through living
Speaker 5: in a prairie is like I'm moving back security.
Speaker 4: That would put you off forwards.
Speaker 5: Sam. And the fact you know about this, it's not
Speaker 5: like it happened, and your mum kept it what she's
Speaker 5: passed it onto her daughter. You must preserve our family history.
Speaker 7: Okay, it's not a shame own it.
Speaker 5: We should all own. That's great. Thank you very much,
Speaker 5: you call. Have a good day. Thank you too, by
Speaker 5: my Aaron good. I'm good, Aeron. I hope you having
Speaker 5: a good week. So your weakest clean to fame?
Speaker 22: My weakest claim to fame would be a number of
Speaker 22: years ago I share and thought he can eat buffet
Speaker 22: with Arnold Schwartze.
Speaker 5: In an iither world, we'd have a buffet special right
Speaker 5: for her weakest claim to fame? Who what celebrity met
Speaker 5: tomorrow show? Guys, we'll get we'll get back into this.
Speaker 5: What famous people? I've seen one of the buffet once
Speaker 5: and they must have gone back three to times. And
Speaker 5: I know this person's like a multi platinum selling artist.
Speaker 5: Three three reviews? We all do too, but three? So
Speaker 5: how much food? Was only because he's a big guy,
Speaker 5: all those muscles he's got to be not protein? What
Speaker 5: was he eating?
Speaker 22: Well, he had a bodyguard with him that was twice
Speaker 22: his size. He got food under his plate, but he
Speaker 22: actually barely had a thing.
Speaker 5: What does he need protection at the buffet, Arnie, this
Speaker 5: is where if I was going to get you, I'd
Speaker 5: attack you at the buffet. The guy behind the omelet counter.
Speaker 5: We don't know if he's their guy, was going to
Speaker 5: take you out. We need to be ready. That's incredible.
Speaker 5: And where was this Aram?
Speaker 8: This is in Melbourne at the Conservatory I think who
Speaker 8: was out here for a one of his sponsored bodybuilding competition. Yeah,
Speaker 8: big did his food and hardly had a being.
Speaker 5: That's great, great eyewitness report. Thank you very much. Aaron. Okay,
Speaker 5: good morning, Martha Christian conn Why we get claim to
Speaker 5: fame is that I went to Dodney Lame when I
Speaker 5: was fifteen and I was on a teacup ride in
Speaker 5: front of Doogie Howser a KA Neil Patrick Harris Doogie
Speaker 5: Howser m D. My friend, the youngest medical gen in
Speaker 5: the world. What a great claim to fame.
Speaker 13: That's how he rolled. I reckon, he's on the tea cup.
Speaker 5: And when was this Mark?
Speaker 14: Ah, Well, I was fifteen, so we're talking the mid eighties.
Speaker 5: So it actually was when he was as a Doogie
Speaker 5: Houser m D.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I think so, he would have been about seventeen.
Speaker 7: I reckon.
Speaker 5: I guess he's got to take the Stephi's go off
Speaker 5: before you get on the tea cup because always that
Speaker 5: could it's someone in the face, you know, it's a
Speaker 5: it's a land and.
Speaker 7: The other sad point in this story is that I
Speaker 7: think we have matching baggy pants like the mc hammer one.
Speaker 5: What a look you were fifteen? Of course she did.
Speaker 5: That's amazing. That's brilliant. And was it the original? Tis
Speaker 5: you land in Anaheim?
Speaker 13: Yep? That was it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been on that tea cup ride with the kids.
Speaker 5: Good fun. That all right? Mark? Thank you? It is.
Speaker 5: It is good old classic teacup ride. Mark, thank you
Speaker 5: very much. You call me.
Speaker 8: I have a good day.
Speaker 5: I love a tea cup ride. Never that's extremes. It
Speaker 5: likes to get from me. Oh you know a Spinney teacup
Speaker 5: ride anyway, Matt, good morning.
Speaker 12: Yeah, here you're going.
Speaker 5: I'm good man. Welcome to the show. And what's your
Speaker 5: a weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 13: My wakest kind of same?
Speaker 15: Our family friend is a hand double for James Spader
Speaker 15: out of the black List.
Speaker 5: Wow, I just need to say everything down right now.
Speaker 5: So James Spader's hand double.
Speaker 10: Yes, Yes, that's how much work.
Speaker 14: I get to say.
Speaker 15: When he was doing one of the episodes was the
Speaker 15: operation and the story he saw was a hand and
Speaker 15: that was his team that.
Speaker 5: I didn't want to change. Spade was such a big
Speaker 5: deal when when he goes get the other guy, he
Speaker 5: has a hand double that this is incredible. How did
Speaker 5: you find this out about your friend? Were you just
Speaker 5: casually talking one day, you know, and you having a beer.
Speaker 5: You've got beautiful looking hands. Well, I don't like to
Speaker 5: talk about it, but I'm actually James Spader's hand double.
Speaker 4: Oh you're watching the Blacklist and you go, I recognize.
Speaker 13: This because he's been he's been in a few different shows.
Speaker 13: It's just like a background person.
Speaker 15: And then get the bed that he was doing this
Speaker 15: and we said now.
Speaker 13: And then we looked at him and doesn't look nothing alike.
Speaker 5: The hands pretty well, anyone else here won't saying, I
Speaker 5: don't know where he's going? Is it further down the
Speaker 5: mind shoft? Sorry? Mate. As as he was getting more interesting,
Speaker 5: it was like a sick games The secret sound.
Speaker 13: Stupid. I hate it.
Speaker 17: That's okay, okay, that's just as he's got really hairy hans.
Speaker 15: I don't know how he got the double.
Speaker 5: Wait a lot. Well for the Plane of the Eights movies,
Speaker 5: if they need if they have an actor who's got
Speaker 5: a hairy hand, and they call up your man, don't they.
Speaker 5: They do the TV shows and stuff that we might
Speaker 5: have seen you mate his hands on.
Speaker 15: Yeah, he was in one of the episodes.
Speaker 13: There was in the background and they have a.
Speaker 12: Fight in the bar and he's at the bark on them.
Speaker 5: And then yeah, he.
Speaker 13: Was one of the in the Blacklea.
Speaker 16: It was one of the.
Speaker 5: Game guess a lot of work that shown to than James.
Speaker 5: It's the real stuff, all right, Matt, Matt, thank you
Speaker 5: very much to give us a call on that phone. Eh.
Speaker 11: Well.
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Speaker 5: we have a load of your footy okay entries. We're
Speaker 5: asking you to pick a song and then write your
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