1 00:00:10,204 --> 00:00:13,484 Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point 2 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:15,204 Speaker 1: seven podcasts. 3 00:00:14,604 --> 00:00:21,284 Speaker 2: Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart Appy, Everybody, 4 00:00:22,044 --> 00:00:27,644 Speaker 2: It's Jonesy and the man floor on the cutting room 5 00:00:27,644 --> 00:00:28,284 Speaker 2: floor today. 6 00:00:29,004 --> 00:00:30,564 Speaker 1: Do you have a look back at your wedding photos 7 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,243 Speaker 1: and wonder who the hell the people are there in them? 8 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:33,124 Speaker 1: Not you and your wife? 9 00:00:34,084 --> 00:00:34,604 Speaker 2: Who is she? 10 00:00:35,564 --> 00:00:35,964 Speaker 1: Who? Sha? 11 00:00:36,043 --> 00:00:38,484 Speaker 2: I know my wife gets our wedding video and plays 12 00:00:38,484 --> 00:00:40,483 Speaker 2: it in reverse so she can see herself walking out 13 00:00:40,524 --> 00:00:44,844 Speaker 2: of the church. I know that happens. But yeah, I 14 00:00:44,884 --> 00:00:49,884 Speaker 2: remember my wedding. One of her Helen's nurse. My wedding 15 00:00:50,004 --> 00:00:52,924 Speaker 2: was all about me. One of Helen's nurse friends brought 16 00:00:52,924 --> 00:00:55,684 Speaker 2: this guy that looked like a roadie for Black Sabbath, 17 00:00:56,164 --> 00:00:58,404 Speaker 2: and he came up at the end of the ninety 18 00:00:58,524 --> 00:01:01,724 Speaker 2: is blind as a bat, comes up and says, thanks 19 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:06,124 Speaker 2: for having us, Darren. 20 00:01:06,204 --> 00:01:08,204 Speaker 1: It is funny, though, because your your wedding is your 21 00:01:08,364 --> 00:01:11,924 Speaker 1: snapshot of a moment in time, and you think these 22 00:01:11,924 --> 00:01:14,484 Speaker 1: people will be our friends forever, and it doesn't. Always doesn't. 23 00:01:14,564 --> 00:01:16,604 Speaker 1: Usually doesn't happen that way, nor should it. You don't 24 00:01:16,604 --> 00:01:18,604 Speaker 1: want to be in locked in an air bubble for 25 00:01:18,644 --> 00:01:20,324 Speaker 1: your whole life. They are people you work with at 26 00:01:20,324 --> 00:01:23,244 Speaker 1: that time, or the partners of people you work with, 27 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,244 Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff. You may have seen this 28 00:01:25,364 --> 00:01:28,324 Speaker 1: story that a woman has spent four years trying to 29 00:01:28,364 --> 00:01:30,764 Speaker 1: find the identity of an uninvited wedding guest. She's looking 30 00:01:30,764 --> 00:01:33,324 Speaker 1: through the wedding photos and she's saying, oh, who's he, 31 00:01:33,804 --> 00:01:35,964 Speaker 1: and her husband says, I don't know. I thought he 32 00:01:35,964 --> 00:01:37,644 Speaker 1: was a friend of yours. He's a really tall guy 33 00:01:37,684 --> 00:01:40,684 Speaker 1: just standing there on his own, and she's spent four 34 00:01:40,764 --> 00:01:43,283 Speaker 1: years using various forms of social media to try and 35 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:47,684 Speaker 1: find him. Well, finally she's tracked him down because she 36 00:01:47,684 --> 00:01:49,164 Speaker 1: said it was always in the back of my mind, 37 00:01:49,204 --> 00:01:52,644 Speaker 1: why was he there? Is he some mad stalker? So 38 00:01:53,164 --> 00:01:56,924 Speaker 1: what has happened is finally this was shared on a 39 00:01:56,964 --> 00:02:00,764 Speaker 1: site that this guy saw and he came forward. His 40 00:02:00,884 --> 00:02:04,364 Speaker 1: name is Andrew Millhouse, and he put a post on 41 00:02:04,444 --> 00:02:07,484 Speaker 1: Facebook saying he'd been cutting it fine, as he has said, 42 00:02:07,524 --> 00:02:09,523 Speaker 1: as I'm known to do. He pulled up at the 43 00:02:09,524 --> 00:02:13,644 Speaker 1: wedding venue with five minutes to spare, spotting the piper 44 00:02:13,684 --> 00:02:16,004 Speaker 1: and other guests. He followed them into the hotel where 45 00:02:16,004 --> 00:02:18,724 Speaker 1: the wedding was taking place. I remember thinking to myself. 46 00:02:18,803 --> 00:02:21,284 Speaker 1: This is obviously the right place, but he was unaware 47 00:02:21,803 --> 00:02:24,684 Speaker 1: the address he was supposed to go to was two 48 00:02:24,724 --> 00:02:28,364 Speaker 1: miles away in an adjoining town. See. The thing is 49 00:02:28,483 --> 00:02:33,404 Speaker 1: he was with his partner was part of the wedding party. 50 00:02:34,124 --> 00:02:36,884 Speaker 1: He's only met the bride once, where as the partner, 51 00:02:37,444 --> 00:02:39,764 Speaker 1: so he was initially unperturbed to find himself surrounded by 52 00:02:39,803 --> 00:02:43,124 Speaker 1: strangers as the ceremony began. As the marriage was due 53 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,044 Speaker 1: to attend, the only person he knew was the bride, 54 00:02:46,284 --> 00:02:48,243 Speaker 1: So when she came walking down the aisle, he thought, 55 00:02:48,324 --> 00:02:50,923 Speaker 1: oh my god, that's not her. I'm at the wrong wedding. 56 00:02:51,764 --> 00:02:53,684 Speaker 1: But as this is a quote from him, you can't 57 00:02:53,684 --> 00:02:56,444 Speaker 1: exactly stand up and walk out of a wedding mid ceremony. 58 00:02:56,923 --> 00:02:58,644 Speaker 1: So I just had to commit to the act and 59 00:02:58,644 --> 00:03:01,244 Speaker 1: spend the next twenty minutes awkwardly sitting there, trying to 60 00:03:01,284 --> 00:03:04,844 Speaker 1: be inconspicuous as my six foot two ass could be. 61 00:03:05,124 --> 00:03:06,883 Speaker 2: As he says, and he ended up in the fighter. 62 00:03:06,884 --> 00:03:07,964 Speaker 2: Said he end up in the fight. Well. 63 00:03:07,964 --> 00:03:09,884 Speaker 1: At the end of the ceremony, he tried to make 64 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:12,364 Speaker 1: a discrete exit, only to be waylaid by a wedding 65 00:03:12,363 --> 00:03:15,483 Speaker 1: photographer who insisted all the other guests are in a 66 00:03:15,923 --> 00:03:19,444 Speaker 1: group shot, he can be spotted looming uncomfortably at the 67 00:03:19,524 --> 00:03:21,844 Speaker 1: very back of the crowd. He went on to say 68 00:03:22,284 --> 00:03:24,883 Speaker 1: he rushed outside, made some phone calls, and made his 69 00:03:24,923 --> 00:03:27,764 Speaker 1: way to the correct wedding, where he was almost as 70 00:03:27,844 --> 00:03:29,924 Speaker 1: popular as the actual bride and groom, and spent most 71 00:03:29,923 --> 00:03:32,323 Speaker 1: of the night retelling the stories whereveryone I've just been 72 00:03:32,363 --> 00:03:34,964 Speaker 1: at another wedding down the road. He did not expect 73 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:37,004 Speaker 1: this to become such a big deal, but she, the 74 00:03:37,044 --> 00:03:40,684 Speaker 1: bride of the first wedding, has said, I'm pleased about this. 75 00:03:40,764 --> 00:03:43,563 Speaker 1: He's not some crazy stalker that he's just a guy 76 00:03:43,803 --> 00:03:47,284 Speaker 1: who he wasn't trying to be a wedding. He was 77 00:03:47,324 --> 00:03:49,484 Speaker 1: trying to be polite and got caught up in the day. 78 00:03:50,084 --> 00:03:51,884 Speaker 2: This happened to me at a funeral one time. I 79 00:03:51,924 --> 00:03:53,724 Speaker 2: was running late to a funeral for a friend that 80 00:03:53,803 --> 00:03:56,524 Speaker 2: had passed away, and I got to one of those places, 81 00:03:56,524 --> 00:03:59,044 Speaker 2: those funeral places where there's a bunch of different chapels 82 00:03:59,084 --> 00:04:01,844 Speaker 2: around the joint, and I was on my Harley Davidson 83 00:04:02,124 --> 00:04:04,724 Speaker 2: and it was the one with the straight through exhaust pipe, 84 00:04:05,124 --> 00:04:09,364 Speaker 2: and it was like, so I've pulled up at the 85 00:04:09,404 --> 00:04:13,644 Speaker 2: event running late, mindful of the fact that, you know, 86 00:04:13,844 --> 00:04:16,084 Speaker 2: I didn't want to make too much noise, so I've 87 00:04:16,084 --> 00:04:19,684 Speaker 2: switched it off and because that stopped, and then the 88 00:04:19,724 --> 00:04:22,204 Speaker 2: guy's walking past, and I said, excuse me, mate, do 89 00:04:22,284 --> 00:04:25,924 Speaker 2: you know where this particular funeral that he goes. I'd 90 00:04:25,964 --> 00:04:28,204 Speaker 2: be in the green Side Chapel over there, and got 91 00:04:28,244 --> 00:04:29,764 Speaker 2: the green Side Chapel. He says, yeah, yep, yep, no, 92 00:04:30,324 --> 00:04:32,803 Speaker 2: and he's talking as loud as he can be, and 93 00:04:32,844 --> 00:04:33,404 Speaker 2: I'm trying to. 94 00:04:33,324 --> 00:04:35,444 Speaker 1: Be hush hush, having ridden it on that noise. 95 00:04:36,404 --> 00:04:39,564 Speaker 2: So anyway, where the green Side Chapel was was like 96 00:04:39,604 --> 00:04:42,124 Speaker 2: about one hundred meters. So started my bike up again 97 00:04:42,484 --> 00:04:46,964 Speaker 2: and as a giant bang backfire takes off. Go over 98 00:04:47,004 --> 00:04:51,004 Speaker 2: to the grid, get there, walk in. It's not the funeral, 99 00:04:51,084 --> 00:04:51,724 Speaker 2: wrong funeral. 100 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:52,284 Speaker 1: How did you know? 101 00:04:52,444 --> 00:04:53,964 Speaker 2: Because I walked in and that there was no one 102 00:04:54,004 --> 00:04:56,764 Speaker 2: there I knew. And also this funeral was for a 103 00:04:57,524 --> 00:04:59,644 Speaker 2: young person. My friend was old. 104 00:04:59,764 --> 00:05:03,563 Speaker 1: Oh god, and they went back at the other church, 105 00:05:04,124 --> 00:05:06,804 Speaker 1: so I would have left my bike there and. 106 00:05:06,804 --> 00:05:10,884 Speaker 2: Walked Yes, yes, but you did, did you go back? 107 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:13,884 Speaker 2: Get back there? And then old mate, the grave digger 108 00:05:13,964 --> 00:05:16,484 Speaker 2: or whoever he was, Oh, but you got the wrong wine. Mate, 109 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:17,724 Speaker 2: this is probably in here. 110 00:05:17,924 --> 00:05:20,204 Speaker 1: No, you know what probably should have happened. He said, 111 00:05:20,244 --> 00:05:22,484 Speaker 1: I was just talking to a gravedory said we haven't 112 00:05:22,484 --> 00:05:24,803 Speaker 1: had a grave digger here for fifty years. 113 00:05:27,204 --> 00:05:30,364 Speaker 2: So then I walk into the church and everyone I'm here, 114 00:05:31,044 --> 00:05:32,004 Speaker 2: Phonsie is here. 115 00:05:35,964 --> 00:05:36,243 Speaker 1: Lucky. 116 00:05:36,284 --> 00:05:38,924 Speaker 2: My mate was a modercycle enthusiast. He would have appreciated, 117 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,764 Speaker 2: of course he would. Okay, kids, that's it for today. 118 00:05:42,324 --> 00:05:47,484 Speaker 2: That was Johns and I'm just cutting. Come back tomorrow 119 00:05:47,924 --> 00:05:48,524 Speaker 2: some more.