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Speaker 1: Can you smell that?

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Speaker 2: Can you smell anything?

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Speaker 1: God? No?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, we had an incident this morning, an incident.

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Speaker 2: Someone shout themselves. Who do you think?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the club?

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Speaker 2: Not you, not me? What's your other guests?

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Speaker 4: It's got to be Laura.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Two Dating Dads. I'm Maddie Jay and

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Speaker 1: this is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 1: it is the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: And one thing we will never do is give advice.

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Speaker 1: Correct, was not Laura?

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Speaker 5: Laura?

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Speaker 2: Didn't she herself?

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, I'm glad. Any other guesses? Nana? She?

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Speaker 2: Nana has been shooting herself quite a lot. That's out

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Speaker 2: of gastri out of hospital. But was not Nana. Who's

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Speaker 2: your other guests?

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Speaker 1: I'm running out of people here one of the girls? Nope,

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Speaker 1: Buster there he is. Hey here. A dog can't shit

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Speaker 1: themselves because they're not wearing pants or anything. They just shit.

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Speaker 2: That is technically correct.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So he shat unexpectedly?

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Speaker 2: There were Yeah, pretty much?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Why what set him off? Mane?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. He's getting old and he's very very good,

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Speaker 2: like he will hold it in until his morning walk.

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Does a pool every morning.

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Speaker 1: Did poo?

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Speaker 2: Yes, clockwork, light, clockwork?

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Speaker 1: Right? Has he got a spot?

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Speaker 2: Got a Spot's a little patch of lawn outside this

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Speaker 2: guy's house. It's like new turf. Had the house renovated?

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Speaker 2: A Buster is like that's my spot totally. And then

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Speaker 2: this morning feeding the kids breakfast, and Nana was.

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Speaker 5: Like, oh, where was.

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Speaker 2: It over there? And I look over and buses just

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Speaker 2: squatting on the fucking carpet.

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Speaker 1: Why do they choose the carpet?

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Speaker 2: So I like pushed him onto the floorboards and he

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, got three legs. And then as he

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Speaker 2: was like taking little steps, just bits of poo were

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Speaker 2: fucking coming. And then I got a little bit angry

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Speaker 2: at Nana because I was like, well, I'll pick up

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Speaker 2: the fucking bits of poop. And Nana was like stop

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Speaker 2: and I was like what for, and I'd like I'd

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Speaker 1: He's a big dog.

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Speaker 2: He's a big dog, very stinky boy. And I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to pick up the pooh? What what do

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Speaker 2: you mean? Just trying to cut swearing out, Do I

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Speaker 2: pick it? Up because then you don't know where the

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Speaker 2: poo is to.

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Speaker 1: Clean it up. That's a good point, very good point.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: And then I looked down and I was like.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, I always leave like a little smear

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Speaker 1: so I can come back to it. Like my dog

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Speaker 1: last night, ship ship in the house? What storm? She does?

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Speaker 1: Like a storm? She vibrates when the storms come on.

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Speaker 1: She's so anxious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like Buster does as well.

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Speaker 1: I like, I think I did a video a while

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Speaker 1: ago where I was it's going to turn my dog

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Speaker 1: on to vibrate. So where did she ship? In the kitchen?

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Speaker 1: But after I'd just taken her out for a ship?

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Speaker 1: That's that's rude, fucking annoying. But yeah, just a little smear.

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Speaker 1: Come back with the anti bacterial wife and being a

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Speaker 1: shot a job.

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Speaker 2: A Buster Like since then, he's been like so guilty,

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I know, and I'm like, it's fine,

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Speaker 2: we'll get over a Buster. And Laura is like, can

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Speaker 2: you just tell him that it's going to be okay?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, he doesn't know, Yeah, he doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: He probably probably think if you're like it's going to

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, God, he's getting he's getting old. Thirteen years thirteen

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Speaker 2: and your housekeeping ash.

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Speaker 1: My favorite new favorite segment, What do you got?

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Speaker 2: It's fucking dirty? Sorry, yeah, crumbs everywhere? I do you

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Speaker 2: a clean when we fucking did this.

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Speaker 1: Podcast, Because when you start to talk about something you like,

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Speaker 1: so let me tell you that something crumbs everywhere?

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Speaker 5: Shit.

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Speaker 1: Quick update?

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Speaker 2: Did my movie?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, yes, yes, how did you go? You had

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Speaker 2: A couple of little mistakes that I made.

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Speaker 1: In those two lines.

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Speaker 2: Well, look, look I got a few details wrong. I

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Speaker 1: Okay, what are the lines that you did? You delivered? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's called The Killings, okay.

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Speaker 2: And then I was getting get ready, getting dressed, and

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Speaker 2: they're like you excited about doing this? And I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, it's gonna be a lot of fun. And

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Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, I gave it a bit of fun.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, how's it been? And yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: been pretty full on and I was like, oh, why

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Speaker 2: what's happened? There's like so much death. Everyone dies gruesome

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Speaker 2: deaths in this film.

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Speaker 1: Do you die?

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Speaker 2: Sadly, I don't. I know, I know, very annoyed. But

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Speaker 2: it's a hectic horror like it's on par with as

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Speaker 1: Movie Australian made, Australian made.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought it was set in the eighties, which

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Speaker 2: is why I had the mustache.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're a cop. That's what I wanted to be, like,

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Speaker 1: a is this what I asked you to clean shave?

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Speaker 2: You're like nope, yeah, And I was like, no, it's eighties,

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Speaker 2: Very misinformed. And then it's not like you. I didn't

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Speaker 2: I learned the wrong scene. There's a different desk cop.

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Speaker 2: And so we did a rehearsal and they're like scene

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Speaker 2: people were saying their lines and I was like, the fuck,

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Speaker 1: What are we learning here. And then they were like,

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Speaker 2: Don't know if you've been on a film set ash

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of people. Yeah, a lot of people,

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Speaker 2: a lot of cameras. Yeah, pressure, yeah, I get it.

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Speaker 2: And then they're like, the director's like, it's your line, Matt,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, they're like flicking through the screen

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Speaker 2: and the main character and nains Heather Mitchell. She's very

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Speaker 2: She was like, it's okay, sweetie.

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Speaker 1: How old is she? She's a child.

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Speaker 8: Actually sixty six, okay, so it's been around the trap

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Speaker 1: Okay, what were you lines? The line is one line?

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Speaker 1: You've been cut down one line. And then I was

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Speaker 2: I think it's cool, yeah cool, Yeah, someone's been arrested

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Speaker 1: Don't you need to tell everyone that? But yep, I

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Speaker 1: It makes sense if you just got back in his

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Speaker 2: Also, I was like, there was a couple of extras

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Speaker 2: And there was even another guy and he was trying

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Speaker 5: my line was set the scene for me.

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Speaker 2: There's an old detective who has come in. She's retired,

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Speaker 1: Can I be that old detective? Yeah, I'll deliver that line.

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Speaker 2: I've met her at reception and she's like, I need

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Speaker 1: Who's you.

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Speaker 2: You're trying to solve a case, you're very stressed, and

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Speaker 2: This woman insisted on speaking with you.

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Speaker 1: Very good end scene. Wow, very good. That's good. But

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Speaker 2: I went to the director and I was like, am

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Speaker 1: Work it out. I thought it was a comedy. Come down,

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great film. I can't wait. He

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Speaker 2: It was fun to be on set. Yeah, it takes

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Speaker 2: I didn't it was a lot of talking was done

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Speaker 2: by the other characters.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so we just got to see it. I

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Speaker 1: was just that food jack bite. It's like a pork

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Speaker 1: stir fry.

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Speaker 2: They had that, just like Jamaican fish cinnamon scrolls. Bam

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Speaker 2: to the catering team, I was like, Bravo, Chef's kiss yeah,

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Speaker 2: like this is I guess what Coddy's cordial and.

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Speaker 1: Not for him. You have to have a minimum of

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Speaker 1: two lines. I was.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, this is gonna have

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Speaker 2: some more and than like of course, you know when

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Speaker 1: A bit of ship. Yeah, Whereas I so.

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Speaker 2: I think the other actors were like, oh, fucking pork

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Speaker 1: Was like, did they have a like what do they

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Speaker 1: that's such an American thing.

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Speaker 2: They had chippies and was so good. It's great, very good, great,

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Speaker 1: Forty year old mum Danielle. Shout out to Danielle for

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Speaker 1: who a record? How much six point three killers? You're closed?

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Speaker 1: That's six again? I don't know that is that big?

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of pasta. That is a lot of

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Speaker 2: Wow, six three that's good. You've got to be happy

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Speaker 2: with that if you're the mum, right like, that's a

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Speaker 1: Six points you push yet well again, didn't push it out,

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Speaker 2: That's like a bowling ball. Imagine a bowling ball, ye

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Speaker 2: Yeah, When do they start to say, hey, we want

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Speaker 1: It's going to be a fucking giant baby. That is big.

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Speaker 2: I love how we have no idea about now. We're like,

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Speaker 1: It's huge. Just for context, I want to just give

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Speaker 2: How many are we talking?

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Speaker 1: Six kilos? Minn I don't get heye is it?

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Speaker 2: Daniella Daniel what a woman?

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Speaker 1: Three MacBook pros and the last one a bowling ball. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't want to push that out, would you? You know,

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Speaker 2: They when was the sea section invented?

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Speaker 1: Now be late the day after?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: What first documented sea section wasn't there? Fifteen hundred's? What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Do they have ebie girrels? It was done by

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Speaker 1: Julius Caesar. That's how they got the Caesar salad? Are

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Speaker 1: they named the Caesars? Very good? Wow, I've got a

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Speaker 2: Just quickly be like last little note in housekeeping. We

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Speaker 2: a hack. We love a hack. What do we love

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Speaker 2: more than any type of hack?

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Speaker 1: Food?

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Speaker 2: Dinner?

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Speaker 1: Kid? Oh god, I feel like a food salesman in

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Speaker 1: my own house. How do I You're gonna love this dish?

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Speaker 1: Go go on give it to me.

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Speaker 2: I think this is very good.

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, I hope you don't mind a voice message.

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Speaker 3: It's much quicker than typing, so our dinner time hack

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Speaker 3: with three little boys is three different sizes of dessert.

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Speaker 3: Anywhere Ever finishes first gets to choose, and then the

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's geese. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, My only issue with this, And I'd love

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Marley is a fast eater. Is there a handicap?

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Speaker 2: Is there a handicap? Like do you start one child first?

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Speaker 2: So it's more of an even race, because I would

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to win this one. Marley's got She's

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Speaker 2: like flying to separate them. Yeah, okay, but don't you

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Speaker 2: but you're also want them to be like feeding off

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Speaker 1: Sure, Yeah, that's a good count.

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Speaker 2: Do your kids when they know they're gonna lose, do

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I just go with that. If you finish,

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Speaker 2: Last night and she's got half a bowl left, and

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Speaker 2: Just walking it for three seconds and it's yours it,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. And like last night I was like,

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Speaker 2: She's yeah, I know, but the cucumber I know.

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Speaker 1: And then if I try and introduce something new, I'm

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Speaker 2: I cannot eat another mouthful. I couldn't possibly. So if

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Speaker 2: do you have of eating any dessert? If you're that

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Speaker 1: Fair. That is fair, and the kids are like, fuck,

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Speaker 2: Confusing where I'm like, so you eat more and then

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, it's very it's a mind field. But that's

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Speaker 1: pretty good. I think turning anything into a competition is

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Speaker 1: There you go all that much, that's going to be

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Speaker 2: What is just really quickly, what is grading? I'm not

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Speaker 2: We don't do contact sport. We are ballet dancers my end,

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Speaker 2: So what's jiujitsu grading? What is that?

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Speaker 1: Sure yet, which I'll find out, but essentially what happens

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Speaker 1: Gets? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is he an outfit? Was he wearing free clothes? Now

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Speaker 2: What's the kid cost?

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Speaker 2: It's like a ninety. It's a robe, isn't it?

443
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,639
Speaker 1: No? No, it's a kimono.

444
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:00,760
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

445
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,000
Speaker 1: So it's rude of me, yes, very rood of you.

446
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,720
Speaker 1: It's like special pants. They've got like a special shirt

447
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,400
Speaker 1: with the jacket and the belt that goes around. When

448
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:13,000
Speaker 1: you say special, it's like special too. Martial arts. Like

449
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,200
Speaker 1: it's not like you just walking with your leather jacket

450
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,280
Speaker 1: and be like, oh it's.

451
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,240
Speaker 2: Special at that's a lot of money.

452
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,560
Speaker 1: It is a lot of money. But I'll tell you

453
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,360
Speaker 1: one's making a lot of money here because I don't

454
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,520
Speaker 1: get to watch him. I don't really get to see

455
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:28,359
Speaker 1: what he's up to. Can I just say, different kid?

456
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:35,119
Speaker 1: Completely different kid. It is unbelievable the amount of self control.

457
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 1: He sat there for an hour and a half, still

458
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 1: sat still for an hour and a half. Is my

459
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 1: kid breathing? Yeah? I was like, what the hell I've

460
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,080
Speaker 1: lost Oscar. I can't find him. And I was talking

461
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,159
Speaker 1: to the head teacher yesterday and he was like, he

462
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,720
Speaker 1: was like, people don't understand. People just think it's a

463
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,920
Speaker 1: martial arts a contact sport, right, which it is, and

464
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,919
Speaker 1: there's a lot of technique and all this stuff that

465
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,680
Speaker 1: goes into it. But he was like, people to understand

466
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,160
Speaker 1: how good it is for your kid.

467
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,320
Speaker 2: The discipline, the discipline, I believe it.

468
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 1: I was like what. And then they called him up.

469
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,680
Speaker 1: They were calling everyone up. And that's the thing, right

470
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 1: when it comes to award shows or remember award assemblies

471
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,199
Speaker 1: at school. And it was like, get on with it.

472
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,240
Speaker 1: If I'm not getting anything, I don't fucking care, right,

473
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 1: And you're like, especially a six year old sitting still

474
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,919
Speaker 1: for an hour and a half is n'nheard of?

475
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you one by one fucking the kids out

476
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 2: your own time out.

477
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:34,400
Speaker 1: The kids that weren't that were like not quite as focused,

478
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, the heck's going on here? And

479
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,240
Speaker 1: then they call they call you out and like, the

480
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,520
Speaker 1: thing is you got you get stripes before your belt

481
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,679
Speaker 1: goes up in color, So you get X amount of stripes.

482
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,120
Speaker 1: Don't ask me. I don't know how many?

483
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:47,960
Speaker 3: Do you know?

484
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 1: I was going to ask me, I just can tell.

485
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 1: And I was at ape. I'm like, don't ask yeah,

486
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 1: I know. I'll be like, before I tell you this,

487
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you all the information that I have.

488
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 1: Just so we're clear, you don't ask me the question.

489
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 1: Dig yeah, no more digging. I don't know. Put the

490
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 1: shovel down. At the time I finished this sentence, you'll

491
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: know as much as me. That's fair, right, Sorry, Okay,

492
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,959
Speaker 1: so when I finished this, you'll live as cludeing as

493
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 1: I am. Anyway, So then they go they give you

494
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 1: the stripes, and then so they start with this the

495
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 1: lower gradings before they go into like the kids are

496
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 1: like the black belt, Well they're not quite there. It's

497
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 1: sort of like there's a lot of colors. It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah.

498
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 1: And then they sort of were rattling off, who's up,

499
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 1: Who's up, and then they called Oscar. Kid just got up,

500
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:42,119
Speaker 1: walked over, shook all their hands, got his thing turned around,

501
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:48,120
Speaker 1: posed for a photo, went back and sat down. No, like, no,

502
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,919
Speaker 1: little ninja. Yeah, none of this. Shake his hand, come on,

503
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: shake his hand, smile for the folk. None of that

504
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: ship that I'm doing it any other situations.

505
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,239
Speaker 2: I think they've just been like teaching the kids that

506
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,360
Speaker 2: process the whole year.

507
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 1: Don't watch the classes. Well he did all the warm

508
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: up and stuff and actually fight. Yeah, and there was

509
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,199
Speaker 1: doing the thing and I was like yeah, so I

510
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 1: was just and then I was yeah. I was talking

511
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 1: to the teacher yesterday and he was like, it's.

512
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 2: Here's a star pupil, and You're like, my Oscar.

513
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,400
Speaker 1: He was like, it's it's crazy that like it's the

514
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 1: misconception around the martial arts with kids. It's like, oh

515
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: my kid fighting the discipline is unbelievable.

516
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're in a cult, the misconception. All

517
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 2: you have to do is pay a one off fee

518
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 2: and then every month the.

519
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 1: Heads are shaved. Weird, No, but yeah, anyway, So shout

520
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: out to the Checko jiu Jitsu for straightening the boy

521
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,120
Speaker 1: out because I can't believe. And he's like frothing. Yes.

522
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 1: I took him back for his normal class and he

523
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: into it comes down beating up kids upstairs, bloody loves it.

524
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 1: Are you going to go next year? Resign?

525
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 4: Oh?

526
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: He'll continue. Yeah.

527
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 2: Marley's like, I never want to dance again, and I've

528
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 2: just it's funny, bit dramatic. I just spent like a

529
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 2: hundred bucks on your like concert outfit. Tomorrow, I've got

530
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 2: to take it to rehearsal. Then the Saturday morning is

531
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 2: the concert and she's.

532
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: Like, I hate dance.

533
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, people are like, don't force your kids into

534
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: things that don't like.

535
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: She was obsessed. Yeah wow, yeah, like there's something that's happened.

536
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: You need to get to the nuts.

537
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 2: And is it the ballet? I don't know. Do I

538
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 2: put her into an interpretive jazz hip hop?

539
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 1: My martial arts?

540
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 2: I was you know what I was playing with them yesterday?

541
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 2: I was doing scrum like touch and paws engaged.

542
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,439
Speaker 1: They love that. Yeah, Rugby, I was thinking that. I

543
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, because I watched Oscar. So Oscar goes

544
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: with Lenny, which is a little mate, And when we

545
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 1: were away the other weekend, Oscar and Lenny were playing

546
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: foot in the backyard, just one v one, classic kid stuff,

547
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 1: and you could tell it was getting heated. And I

548
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: was like, well, heck, this is how we settle this

549
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 1: a fight. But I was like, not got quite blatantly

550
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 1: like that. You're like, don't worry, I've got this. I've

551
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 1: got this. Who's a knife billy. At first, I was like,

552
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: do you guys need to fight this out? And Oscar

553
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: was like yeah, because.

554
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 9: It's just he's got his double stripe. He's likefore that.

555
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 9: Lenny's in the same class. So I was like, why

556
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 9: don't we jiu jitsu this out? Literally, Oscar leg swoops Lenny.

557
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: Right, she can't do that out, So you're meant to

558
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: be teaching him disciplined. Otherwise it's harmless. He'll start leg

559
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: sweeping kids in the playground timeless. I said to him,

560
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: you don't do this unless you're in the correct control environment.

561
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 1: You kids need to fight this out. That's pretty much

562
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: what I said. Yeah. Anyway, he leg sweeped and Lenny's big.

563
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: He is a bigger kid because of the weight. He

564
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: changed the weight distribution, flipped and landed on top of Lenny,

565
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: on top of him, and I was like, wow, now

566
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 1: I'm scared in my own home. I'm like, I got

567
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 1: these little ninja kids running around my house. Asks for

568
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: is calling, which is great. Well, the teachers like he's

569
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: built for this. See okay me.

570
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if it's a dad thing, but

571
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 2: anything my kids do that somehow closy relates to a sport.

572
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 2: Like if they climb a tree, I'm like, oh, gymnast,

573
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 2: I'm that rock climber. I'm trying to like look at

574
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 2: anything they do, the way they behave, the way they move,

575
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 2: and I'm just cross referencing it against sport to try

576
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 2: and like she jumps in the pool and I'm like,

577
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 2: Olympic diver.

578
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah straight up, Well you're gone to the Olympics twenty fifty.

579
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 1: You're going to be there. Yeah.

580
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 2: I was like having a little wrestled with Lola, and

581
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 2: I was like, she couln't be wrestling.

582
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, rugby is that Lola co being rugby.

583
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 2: Do you think she could? Yeah, it's my job. It's

584
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: my duty to find out what my kid's passion is.

585
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:53,199
Speaker 1: What it's sport, and that's fine, is it? That's that's absolutely.

586
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 2: Okay, whether it's arts and crafts, extreme arts.

587
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 1: Oh, anyway, that's what I'm dealing with.

588
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: Ash. Yeah, I've had like some weird experiences lately in

589
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 2: the park parks.

590
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: You really shouldn't be there in the middle of the

591
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: night with for starters. I know what they're about. That

592
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 1: makes it, Laura, I'm going for a walk looking at it,

593
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: looking for the pregnant women with their feet out come on,

594
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 1: bring that belly over here. As a classic line from you.

595
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 2: People don't understand people who may be joining us for

596
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: the first time.

597
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 1: Matt's got a pregnancy kink. No solved any confusion.

598
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 2: You're the one who had the information about feet rubs

599
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 2: increasing love by twenty.

600
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: Three percent Instagram. Were you just feeding me information that

601
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 1: you think I want to hear? Yeah, well, the algorithm

602
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: is already picking up on what we're talking about and

603
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: use it. Bring that belly and feet over here.

604
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 2: No, I've had two things that have been weird. Okay,

605
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 2: one was was at the park of the day and

606
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 2: it was a Sunday, quite busy in the park, and

607
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: I stay outside. So a few kids out there playing

608
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 2: really said the name for me like this, And there

609
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 2: was a section where there was a sand pit. I

610
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 2: want to say, there's about six kids scattered throughout this area.

611
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 1: And the worst things are terrible, terrible.

612
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 2: And down at Bondeo Beach there's always a few birds around.

613
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 1: Can't trobably keep going? Can I just run a really

614
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: quick idea by you? Absolutely panetic sandpit? Write down? Mean

615
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: you know the kinetic sand, the scientific sand that all

616
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 1: sticks together and it forms the shape. Make that into

617
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: a sand pit. That way doesn't come home with you,

618
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 1: stays with its sand. Fellow friends.

619
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever been in contact with a

620
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 2: kinetic sandpit.

621
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: Well, there isn't one. I mean, this is an idea

622
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: I've got. Very good, thank you.

623
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 2: We should start and in Bondi we only have kinetic sad.

624
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: Were going out for a seafood and and some kinetic sandplay.

625
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 2: What do you call this?

626
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: That's knetic sand? What do you have on the all

627
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: the beaches white sand?

628
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 2: Very good kid, I want to say. She was about

629
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 2: six years old. She was like, you know, looking at

630
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: the pigeons, a couple of pigeons about because you know,

631
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 2: kids have snacks, the corn thins.

632
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: It's like a feeding frenzy.

633
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: It's a buffet for birds. And next thing I look

634
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 2: down and she's caught a pigeon.

635
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:23,959
Speaker 1: Child.

636
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 2: She's holding the pigeon and the pigeon has gone nuts.

637
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 2: A pigeon it's like flapping about. Oh my god, this

638
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: sheick is just like as calm as can be, just

639
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: like holding it. And then eventually the bird flies away

640
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 2: and she's holding like a.

641
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: Tuft of feathers.

642
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 2: She washed her hands, and then the mother got up

643
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, how is the mother going

644
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 2: to react here? And the mother was like telling her

645
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 2: what she did wrong? How to catch another one?

646
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: Was it Terry Owen? What the fuck was?

647
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 2: What's weird? Isn't it strange?

648
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: Okay? I was like, did she stalk the p pryor no?

649
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 3: Why?

650
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: I think she didn't even have any bait. The pigeons

651
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: were just so comfortable around the presence of kids because

652
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: I think after a while they'd been eating and that

653
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: they were like nothing here is non threatening.

654
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: Have you ever caught a bird. No, it's fucking hard.

655
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: Do you know why?

656
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: Because they fly this kid and the mother was like,

657
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 2: this is a sport, and all the parents.

658
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: In the park were looking around like.

659
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

660
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 1: I know, I wonder what sport? Her dad's trying to

661
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: push it.

662
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 2: To its Yeah, right, I was like, what is going on?

663
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 2: But no beach, of all places, not amongst the kinetic sand.

664
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 2: And then the second thing that happened to me a

665
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 2: few days later at the park, the one down downhill

666
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: down the road. So it's where it's like a few

667
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 2: roads meet up, but then there's a park in the middle.

668
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: How do you think that park came about? I wonder that.

669
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's all these roads that leads it's like

670
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 2: a five way intersection that's town plan was like, you

671
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 2: know what, just put a park there round about?

672
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: No stupid, so random.

673
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 2: So I'm riding through on the electric bike, and what

674
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 2: I'm very aware of is I'm going through a footpath.

675
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 2: I don't want to be. I don't want to be

676
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 2: one of those people that goes too fast. There's young kids.

677
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: And also are you allowed to ride your bike on footprint?

678
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, probably not, but they just should. I dismount.

679
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 2: Maybe nah, but I just go. I'm going like under

680
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 2: ten k's very slowly. I'm going through, very considerate to

681
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: the other people. So I enter the park on the footpath,

682
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 2: going very slowly. Ahead of me, about fifteen meters is

683
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 2: a young child and he's holding a water pistol. I'm

684
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 2: not sure if you've seen the semi automatic water pistols.

685
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: Are they the ones that tektokkis trying to push to me?

686
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: It was like, shut up, I thought that was I

687
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: thought it was Ai, dude, so buy one.

688
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: They're great. So he's shooting kids. Right as I'm approaching,

689
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 2: he looks up like a ding ding. He looks up,

690
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: locks eyes with me, and he goes and for those wondering,

691
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 2: I'm using finger gun finger guns pointed directly at ash

692
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 2: And I was like, surely this little kid's not gonna

693
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 2: shoot me, little ship.

694
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: Do you know what he needs? Jiu jitsu? That's what

695
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: fucking kids needs. I was getting spright. How old was

696
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: this I want to say he was about five and

697
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: he knew what he was doing.

698
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 2: I knew he was doing. And then there was beyond

699
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 2: him was a dad and I was kind of looking

700
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 2: at the dad as I'm getting shot, and then as

701
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 2: I go past the kid, the dad goes not my kid.

702
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: I just don't take.

703
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 2: I was like, probably was his child.

704
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: He was gonna be like shooting sun. But also like

705
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: they have like the promotion of guns in at like

706
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: at there's no guns in my house, no guns, no

707
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: other than you, other than the fly gun, the NERF gun.

708
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 2: We did have a NERF gun face, but the semi

709
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 2: automatic water pistol. No, no, no, no, someone could drown,

710
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: had cycled beyond away from the park, Being like like

711
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 2: what should I have Should.

712
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: I have hoped?

713
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 2: I laughed it off, but I was like, yeah, it

714
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 2: was dread.

715
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: That's fair enough. That's rogue children. What's wrong with them?

716
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 2: What is wrong with them?

717
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: What is absolutely wrong with these kids? Speaking of water,

718
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: we went to the zoo the other day, okay, and

719
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: we all know one of the better shows is what

720
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: Louis the seal show?

721
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 8: You had that in the chamber because we went to

722
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 8: the zoo that time up near the Central coast and

723
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 8: they had meet Louis at the zoo. Do you remember

724
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 8: I was a reptile parks different, it's a zoo ripped,

725
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 8: It's they wanted a point of difference O case, so

726
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 8: they put they.

727
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 2: Had you know, the reptiles wen enough for the kids,

728
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: so they had Bluey there.

729
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: So I thought, big scary Bluey on stage. So a

730
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: very good show at Taronga Zoo is the Seal, This

731
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: Seal show and it's someone someone say it's iconic.

732
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 2: May went when she went after school care for the holiday.

733
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 2: They took them, they took him and she loved the Seal.

734
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: It's a great show, raving about it, brilliant. There's a

735
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 1: section of the Seal show though, which is about conservation

736
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: and what not to do. And it's sad music. What's

737
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: the song I'm thinking of? You know that I built

738
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: a home song?

739
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 4: What is it?

740
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 2: I built it?

741
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: I built a home, bill a home.

742
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 5: For you?

743
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,959
Speaker 1: This one?

744
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: Okay?

745
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: That song? So it's quite a sad song. They want

746
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: you to pay a tea. They play that song. They

747
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: play a song and the Seal reenacts what would happen?

748
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 2: Who was producing this seal shot at the zoo?

749
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg. Steven Sielberg. If they don't have a seal

750
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: at Taronga Zoo named Stephen Sielberg, I am going to

751
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: protest anyway. They had that part of the show where

752
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: a seal sort of because they're very smart animals, Matthew,

753
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,280
Speaker 1: they're also related to the dog what yeah, learning heaps.

754
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Anyway, they're saying what can happen if you

755
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: litter in the ocean. It's quite a moving piece to

756
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 1: most except for Macy. What happened? She didn't quite understand

757
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 1: the context, so she was like, this is boring, yeah,

758
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,919
Speaker 1: because everyone's quiet, but we're here a pin drop. We're

759
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: all in awe of the first of all of the

760
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: allent that this seal has and the directive, the directive

761
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: they've received from Steven Silberg, the music choice and the

762
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: message behind it. Great, She's meant to be like her

763
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: engaging learning moment heartfelt and Macy was like, can I

764
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: pick a song? Fucking Jesus Christ.

765
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 2: And she was like, this is the same Mazie that

766
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 2: while you were in Fiji of Tu looking at.

767
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: A tribe eating oreos. Yeah, and there's these poor starving children.

768
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: But take that, mat not starving, they eat off the land. Different. Yeah,

769
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: asking for the wi Fi I've created monster you have.

770
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: So she's sitting on my lap anyway, she's so bored

771
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: with the whole thing. She's kicking the people in front

772
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: of her. Yeah. The notable note was like, yeah, literally,

773
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: get over that. I was like, Jesus Christ, what did

774
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: you do? Well, there's nothing I could do. We just

775
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: had to endure it because.

776
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 2: Then when you like, come on, you gotta be quiet, honey, tell.

777
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 6: Me Yeah, kicks off and it gets to the end

778
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 6: where they talk about where you should shop for fish, right,

779
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 6: like what like what you should look out for when

780
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 6: chopping fish.

781
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaker 1: Which is like the emblem on the fish packet that's

782
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: so so from a renewable source. It's not from a

783
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: farm fish. Fucking babb bah bah.

784
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 2: I had no idea.

785
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 1: Now you do. It gets really quiet like that, and

786
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: then everyone's sort of like quiet thinking about the situation

787
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 1: and makes you just bites down on a rice cracker

788
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, who go with the rice cracker?

789
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: S got it from Oscar anyway. She was just like

790
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: and then an upbeat music song came on. She was like, yeah,

791
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: no bag, now I'm back. Where are the mermaids? I

792
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: was like, for sake, anyway, that's my insensitive daughter. Can't

793
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: take her anywhere. You can't know Ash, It is time

794
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: for tell me loud, tell me Little Live. I'll go first.

795
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: I got one from Monica first, because I've got my

796
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: own that I saw that I've stumbled across that.

797
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 2: I thought, you've got a lie.

798
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: I'm not going to take credit for it, but I've

799
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: just noticed a credit away. Man.

800
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 2: For those of you who are just joining us for

801
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 2: the first time, potentially new listeners are parenting lies. The

802
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 2: lies like a little white lies that we tell our

803
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 2: kids victimless to just make parenting a little bit easier,

804
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 2: because it is the hardest job in the world. Well said,

805
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 2: other than training seals, Steven Sielberg, how do you reckon sealed?

806
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 2: Trainers must be great parents.

807
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,720
Speaker 1: Oh, they'd be outstanding, although I don't know if children

808
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: would like raw fish there he is might be confusing

809
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: Ashwicks everybody.

810
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 2: This one is from Monica and she says her kids

811
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 2: are obsessed with the TV, aren't they all.

812
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm still obsessed and I'm in my thirties.

813
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 2: But when it comes time to turning it off, she

814
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 2: becomes the bad guy and a huge meltdown follows. This

815
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 2: is you just taking snapshot to my life. So she

816
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 2: has started to turn the TV's sleep timer on for

817
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 2: fifteen or thirty minutes and tells the kids that the

818
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 2: TV will turn off when it needs to rest, otherwise

819
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: it won't turn on next time. So now when the

820
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 2: TV turns itself off, the kids just accept it that

821
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: it's tired. They go about their day, no tantrums. I'm

822
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 2: no longer the bad guy, she says. And they worry

823
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 2: that if they watch it for too long, it'll get

824
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,240
Speaker 2: too tired and stop working.

825
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: Genius when when I love that, I've got a similar

826
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: version to that, but it's with April because she falls

827
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: asleep in front of the TV in the bedroom. But

828
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,959
Speaker 1: I've set the timer because what happens is she falls

829
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: asleep and she doesn't know how the TV turns off,

830
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, oh, I know, I've got the tire.

831
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 2: How long do you think she lasts in bed watching TV?

832
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: How long did you like, good? Say thank you? Ages?

833
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 1: Oh the time is like forty five minutes or something,

834
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: and she's always asleep. She's our car winning there last

835
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,240
Speaker 1: night I was like, she is, that's.

836
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 2: Very dad, askue of her love of mine.

837
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: I'm still watching it. She complains that her pillows are

838
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: too comfy.

839
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 2: Good problem to have. What's your life?

840
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: My life? So I stumbled across. I stumbled across because

841
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: we just had Halloween, which we know that kids get

842
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,280
Speaker 1: lollies candy.

843
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 2: This will come out.

844
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a week ago, but this is just

845
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,479
Speaker 1: really quick. But I saw that everyone sort of like.

846
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 2: Just doing this. Sorry the reference Halloween.

847
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's a Halloween, right, A couple of weeks ago,

848
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, we just had it. I

849
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: hate it.

850
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: Sorry, start fresh, sorry, okay.

851
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: Far out as we know. A couple of weeks ago,

852
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: we had Hallow one week ago. Shut up, shut your mouth,

853
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: Shut your mouth right now, we just had Halloween in

854
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: the undisclosed amount of time ago. Is that better? Whn't

855
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 1: I just leave a blank spot? You can add two weeks.

856
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 2: For people who may not know. We record this a

857
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 2: week in advance.

858
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 1: I think we've already We're already spilt the beans. We

859
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: got the new listeners.

860
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 5: Bro.

861
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: Okay, so I saw from the other week when we

862
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: had Halloween. Does that work for you? Thank you good,

863
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: because it works for me. And I saw a video

864
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: of a lady going through her kid's handy bucket to

865
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: be safe, but I realized she was going through it

866
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: to check if there was any poison. But she was

867
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 1: picking out one particular chocolate that was in their kids

868
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: basket because she wanted it. That's very good because like,

869
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: this one's got poison. This, this one's got poison. This one. Oh,

870
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: there's poison in that one.

871
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 2: It's like the Mars bars.

872
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: It's really poisonous, that one. So that I thought that

873
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: was genius, very very good. I tried to implement it.

874
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: Too many lollipops in that anyway. That's my last funny.

875
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 2: Just speaking of Halloween, which may have been one or

876
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 2: two weeks ago. I fucking woke up and I was like, oh,

877
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 2: the kids are quiet, chowing down on their chocolate and lollies.

878
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 2: And I was like, you guilty.

879
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: Motherfuckers, aren't they. I walk in the room, they're like their.

880
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: Father and I was like, what are you guys doing?

881
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 2: And they're like hands behind their back, sitting on their bed.

882
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: Oh nothing, The colored tongue gets them.

883
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 2: Every time we're just reading stories, We're where are the books?

884
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: Ah? And I was like, you guys are so dumb.

885
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: I actually know. I actually I April actually got in

886
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: trouble here because it was so late at like we

887
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: were late for bed and late for everything. Already for

888
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: some reason I don't know, but she had. She had said,

889
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: if you're eating and you can have something out of

890
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: your bucket, and I said nope. I said no, no, no, no, no,

891
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: no no, because April will toddle off to bed and

892
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 1: I'll get stuck with these fucking kids high on sugar

893
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: and makes two of us. And I was like, no, no, tomorrow,

894
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 1: you can tomorrow, at a reasonable time, you can. And

895
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: was like April was like, okay, okay. I went through

896
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: a shower, I came back and no Oscar came and

897
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: said something to me. Tongue was blue, idiot, I said

898
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: to April, I was like, you didn't give him any

899
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: of their lollies, did you? Like no, I was like,

900
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: why is oscars tongue blue? Then genius, it just comes

901
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: over and side kicks you shut down anyway, Baja, I

902
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: can't wait for the lollibucket to be gone.

903
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 2: Ash, we have two questions. Okay, yes, Ash, these questions.

904
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: They've actually been pulled pulled from the Facebook group, which

905
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 2: is just it's a great place to be it really is.

906
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 2: It is never had an angry or upset pair enough

907
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 2: spending time in the Facebook group.

908
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: We spam them. This is from Nali Naylee. Unique name,

909
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: isn't it? I never heard that.

910
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: I've never met a Nale nayl.

911
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: Like Nalie namely.

912
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 2: Good to have you here, Nellie. She says baby on

913
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 2: board sign for the car. I don't have one, and

914
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 2: wondering if I should. Some wanting people's thoughts. What's the purpose?

915
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 1: First of all, do you have a baby that's in

916
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: that car? Good point, that's your first, that's my first.

917
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 2: Ques just like, make sure you meet the criteria. Do

918
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 2: you think they like ask for proof when you buy

919
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 2: a baby sign?

920
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: She was a kid, like, that's not yours. That's a dog.

921
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: That's a dog. Get out. Do you know why they

922
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: have baby signs on car? No? Is it because you've

923
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: got a baby in the car? I could be the obvious.

924
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 2: I always thought it was. I thought it was an arrogance.

925
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 2: I don't know, like a.

926
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: Flex I can procreate. Look at me. We had sex.

927
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 1: The person driver this car is someone who has sex.

928
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,919
Speaker 1: I'm a sex haer over here. I am one of them.

929
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: I have proof. It is actually the only proof you

930
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 1: do have unless you're in porn, and if you're in

931
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: porn with kids you've got two types of ideas you

932
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,240
Speaker 1: hit that points of id.

933
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 2: I just thought it was like, I don't know. I

934
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 2: thought it was just because you're so proud you've had

935
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 2: a child. You're like, I'm a proud sex and you

936
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 2: want to you want to scream it from the hilltops.

937
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: I never thought about that though. I never thought of

938
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: that way. I just thought, there's a baby in this car.

939
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: But then I also look at it and thinking, what

940
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: do you as someone who does just say, someone who

941
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: doesn't have a baby in the car sees your car

942
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: with a baby on boards on, what's the expectation of me?

943
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: Then I, oh, shit, a bit of slow down, I'm

944
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: not gonna run that car anymore, don't I might just

945
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: ease up a little bit. I'd like, don't tell me

946
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,439
Speaker 1: what to do. Started I did think that.

947
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 2: As well, like should I not drive too close? Or

948
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 2: maybe maybe it's like a learner sign, you know how

949
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 2: you give them a bit of can.

950
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: You use it as part of like telling someone off

951
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: on the roads like oh I have a baby, I'm

952
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: board That's what I thought. Maybe what is the real reason.

953
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 2: Well I looked at I thought someone told me this reason.

954
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 2: But then I looked it up and it's like, officially

955
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 2: not a reason, but I always thought I think it

956
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 2: was the first aid class that I went to that

957
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 2: people would put the baby on board sign so that

958
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 2: if you're in a crash and the first responders come

959
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 2: over and say there's been like a six car pile up,

960
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 2: and they're like, who do we which car do we

961
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 2: go first? Who do they prioritize?

962
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a counter argument though on that the baby.

963
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 2: So they're like, oh, baby on board sign, we'll get

964
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 2: this car, We'll save the baby first.

965
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: Okay, is that the actual reason someone said that? That's

966
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: what someone told me, And I'm going to debunk that

967
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: real quick. Go on, And this is why we did

968
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: have one. The thing barely sticks to the window. If

969
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: it an accident, it's not going to be visible anymore.

970
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: It would fall when I put the boot down, so

971
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: I just ditched it.

972
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: That's where you're buying your signs from.

973
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: The old classic baby on board sign shop.

974
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 2: They said you've got to like, you've got to get franchises, man,

975
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 2: you got to get you're buying the budget signs.

976
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: Bro, Okay, that's what that's what you get. Yeah, you

977
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: don't don't come at me with that because you know

978
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to come back with you.

979
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 2: And you can't put a price on safety for your kids.

980
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: Bro. Apparently you can. But anyway go They.

981
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 2: Said it's not official because they just look to see

982
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 2: where the babysits are.

983
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: That's apparently, okay, what's the what's the actual.

984
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 2: Well, that's I I before we start this record, I

985
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to tell you exactly why. But

986
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 2: as soon as we started recording, I looked at it

987
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 2: was like, actually, it's not official.

988
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: So there's no official legalities behind it. There's nothing behind it.

989
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: It's all like it's like essentially it's a bumper sticker

990
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: saying it's a brag you will right, Oh my god,

991
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: all right, Matt's the stable across. Something sounds groundbreaking.

992
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 2: So apparently this is coming from a paramedic. Apparently they

993
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 2: would assess the situation. They wouldn't prioritize a baby. So

994
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 2: if someone's in like a burning car, like help, and

995
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 2: there's a car that's just like up on the curb

996
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 2: and there's a baby signed, they're not going to go.

997
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: We'll get the baby first. They won't do it.

998
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 2: They will not one second I'll get the baby first

999
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 2: because they're more important.

1000
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: Please be quick.

1001
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 5: I'm burning alive right now hopefully yeah, okay, sorry, yeah

1002
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,280
Speaker 5: baby first?

1003
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: That would that would.

1004
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 2: They would give me.

1005
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: Put yourself out. There's a baby that's unharmed over there.

1006
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: We need to get that baby out. Sorry forgive me.

1007
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: They've got much longer to leave anyway.

1008
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 2: So apparently, yeah, whoever needs the medical attention is who

1009
00:48:59,040 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 2: gets it.

1010
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 5: Thank Kevin's no, thank goodness and goodness, the paramedics know

1011
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 5: what's going on, and.

1012
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: Just been like I'm a sex hammer. So you know,

1013
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,439
Speaker 1: all right, I got a question.

1014
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 2: So maybe maybe it is just the like it's a flex. Well,

1015
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 2: whoever fucking came up with this sign, they must be

1016
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 2: worth millions.

1017
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: It's like those my family stickers, remember those ones? What

1018
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: are they about? They just they were just Lad's a flex.

1019
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 2: That was a flex.

1020
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: But like, why would you want to brag about how

1021
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: many kids you've got? Yeah, it's like I'm a hot

1022
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: It's like going to it's going like going to war.

1023
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: Like if you go like you know, we'll badge.

1024
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 2: If you're going to like active service in like Afghanistan,

1025
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 2: you get like a little badge, you know, it's like,

1026
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 2: that's essentially what you get. But in family form.

1027
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of veterans out they're going, how I'm

1028
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: not making comparison between raising a child and going to

1029
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: like an active war zone. It's pretty similar. Instead of

1030
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: take the out, instead of shells, it's shit, So it's similar.

1031
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to laugh lest we forget. I have

1032
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: another question from the Facebook group Believe it or not driving?

1033
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: It's driving?

1034
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 2: We here four thousand members. Do you remember when we

1035
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 2: first launched that Facebook group and we sat on twenty

1036
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 2: members for like six months and.

1037
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: We're like, should we delete it? Yeah? Goodness, we didn't.

1038
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: The day one is the day one of the die hards,

1039
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 1: as I call them. Where are they now? Reach out?

1040
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: We want to hear from They're now grandparents? All right?

1041
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: So this one is around specifically Christmas. Just one's from Crystal.

1042
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 2: Hey, Crystal Christal with a K, Christal.

1043
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: With a K, John the capital sostal? Who's putting the

1044
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: who's putting up the Christmas tree? Is it? Is it

1045
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: time already? Now? Halloween's over? Okay? Do you put the

1046
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: Christmas tree out now? Or is there a lag time between?

1047
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 8: Now?

1048
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: When do you put it up. That's the question. That's

1049
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: Crystal's question.

1050
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 2: Okay, there are two ways of answering this question, Matt

1051
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 2: before kids and Matt after kids. Matt before kids would

1052
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 2: have said you're crazy if you put the Christmas tree

1053
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 2: up outside of December. I thought, like December one, kind

1054
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 2: of following the advent calendar. Four weeks before Christmas. You

1055
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 2: follow that rule. But now that I'm a parent, okay,

1056
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 2: there is no greater reminder to the kids to behave

1057
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 2: true then to have the Christmas tree as a signal.

1058
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: That is just announcing that Sanda is always watching.

1059
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, very bad.

1060
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 2: I think rather than having to say don't forget Christmas

1061
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 2: is coming up, the kids in misbehaving, you've got the

1062
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 2: Christmas tree.

1063
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: Up, just point to the tree.

1064
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 2: I'm with you, all right, timmy good, keep that shit up.

1065
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,760
Speaker 2: You're not getting anything under that tree. They are messy though,

1066
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 2: and you're getting a real tree at the plastic one.

1067
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, plastic one. There's little things they fall off.

1068
00:51:56,440 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 2: There everywhere, what the little ornaments or the leaves.

1069
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: The little tiny little green that are fake leaf.

1070
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,439
Speaker 2: Then you buy your Christmas tree from the same shop

1071
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 2: that you get the baby signs.

1072
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: From Yeah, they stick to the back. My tree is disintegrated.

1073
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 1: If it was up to me, I would put it

1074
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: up for Christmas Eve. But I'm coming but stop stop it.

1075
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm coming from a family we didn't have a Christmas

1076
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: Yeah I know. Yeah, so I'm bending the rules. If

1077
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: it was really up to me, if I was going

1078
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: to be completely honest with you, fuck it off.

1079
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 2: You know, because you need you can use this to

1080
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 2: your advantage. My guy.

1081
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna stick with yelling.

1082
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,399
Speaker 2: You can you can use the Christmas tree is like,

1083
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 2: it's essentially a security camera for your kids to make

1084
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 2: them behave.

1085
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's more like an authoritarian figure

1086
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: in the house in the corner. Yeah yeah. But also

1087
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Speaker 1: it's like you may as well have Santa Claus. You

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Speaker 1: just hate putting it up and taking it down because

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Speaker 1: it always ends up being my fucking problem. I was like,

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Speaker 1: we're going to do it. I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: where means me?

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Speaker 2: Don't you do it with the kids?

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Speaker 1: They interested in it for about ten seconds and I'm

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Speaker 1: moving on from this. Yeah, what is the rule?

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Speaker 2: We don't know?

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's the rule? When do you take it down?

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Speaker 1: Whoa I have been looking.

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Speaker 2: I have been looking at the houses and being like

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Speaker 2: taking note of who quickly took down the Halloween decorations

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Speaker 2: and who's still got it.

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Speaker 1: Next day I woke up in the houses around the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: We'll go who were these freaks?

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Speaker 2: Who are the freaks that are taken down decorations the

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Speaker 2: day after a calendar event?

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Speaker 1: Web up? There are is that being stored?

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Speaker 2: Is they put in the bin?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you store it?

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Speaker 2: So many questions?

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Speaker 1: I think And I pitched this idea to you last

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Speaker 1: year because I don't like the set up and put

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Speaker 1: down a Christmas tree. I would say, a pop up

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Speaker 1: Christmas tree that's already pre set.

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Speaker 2: You can't kind of get like the umbrella ones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like I mean like a bit more realistic

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Speaker 1: than just like oh, sorue you you wrap anything that

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00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: you just go that and you pull a tab and

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Speaker 1: it goes. That's a lovely tree.

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Speaker 2: I think they have them, do they?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Actually, speaking of Christmas, I know that we're not in December,

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Speaker 2: but I would like to get into the Christmas spirit

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Speaker 2: early yay. And by doing that, I want to hear

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Speaker 2: about your funny disasters of stories about Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Mine or the listeners.

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Speaker 2: Listeners, Okay, I don't want yours.

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Speaker 1: I do like a good disaster story.

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Speaker 2: So if you have any little nuggets that you want

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00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 2: to get if you're if you have any little nuggets

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00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,919
Speaker 2: that you want to get off your chest?

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00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah please?

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00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 2: They can be anonymous. Yeah, send it in either DMS

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00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 2: or hello at two dotting dads dot com.

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Speaker 1: Anything awkward too? I like awkward stories.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like family like because you don't see Uncle Rick.

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Speaker 1: Comes in with his new girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: But please send them in.

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00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: Ideally, what I would like is uncle Rick comes in

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00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: with his new girlfriend who has the same name as

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Speaker 1: his ex wife. Oh that's the sort of shit I

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Speaker 1: want to hear.

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00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 2: Please, Ash, Yes, that is that is time. That is

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00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 2: I'm calling time on this episode.

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Speaker 1: Thank god. If you have enjoyed this episode, you know I.

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Speaker 2: Did a poll Ash, this is in life on card.

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00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 2: I did a poll and I said, where do you

1146
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 2: find where do you find new podcasts? Guess what the

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00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 2: number one answer was. It was hearing it from a friend.

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Speaker 1: Tell your friends.

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00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 2: Then that is So that leads to my request to

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00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 2: the listeners right now, if you genuinely hand on heart,

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00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've enjoyed any episode one of the

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00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty seven episodes of Two Doting Dads.

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00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 2: Tell Someone, Tell anyone, or you.

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00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: Could just go on to social media and go to

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00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and YouTube. I thought

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00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: we're going to stop begging.

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00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 2: But no, because they're laughed. No, I'll stop begging at

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Speaker 2: the end of the year, up until Christmas.

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00:55:58,640 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 1: Christmas present to me. You'll stop it?

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00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 2: Yes, and then also, if you enjoyed it, if you

1161
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:09,240
Speaker 2: liked it, it's a review, subscribe, subscribe, a couple of comments,

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00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 2: a couple of stars. It's all it takes.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm hungry. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll see you guys next week.

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Speaker 1: Can kind of string this episode out?

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Speaker 7: We will see so yeah.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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Speaker 1: Islander people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land