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How did 0:01:52.165 --> 0:01:53.365 you get on with the teenager? 0:01:53.605 --> 0:01:56.085 Oh well, yes, it's all right, it's getting there, But 0:01:56.125 --> 0:01:57.565 you know, I think it's a bit of a freaky 0:01:57.605 --> 0:01:58.805 Friday situation. 0:01:58.525 --> 0:01:59.045 In our house. 0:01:59.085 --> 0:02:02.765 It's like we have reverted roles because it's me, not 0:02:02.885 --> 0:02:05.165 the teen that's getting up at like eleven in the morning. 0:02:05.205 --> 0:02:07.125 It's been absolutely glad. 0:02:07.525 --> 0:02:10.325 What do you mean getting I've been like rolling out 0:02:10.325 --> 0:02:12.524 of bed at ten to eleven, five to eleven five 0:02:12.565 --> 0:02:13.405 past eleven. 0:02:13.965 --> 0:02:15.085 It's almost dark again. 0:02:15.365 --> 0:02:18.924 That those sort of grim Netflix documentaries you know about mum, 0:02:18.965 --> 0:02:22.045 that's just gone crazy. I think always the voice over 0:02:22.085 --> 0:02:23.925 then is caught creas and then they started to get 0:02:24.005 --> 0:02:28.245 up at mid day, and then how it starts? 0:02:28.525 --> 0:02:31.005 Who can sleep in that lake as a grown up? 0:02:31.525 --> 0:02:32.325 It's so good. 0:02:32.365 --> 0:02:34.085 Everyone goes to bed, and then I've got the whole 0:02:34.125 --> 0:02:36.405 TV to myself, which I don't normally have because I 0:02:36.405 --> 0:02:37.925 go to bed at like seven thirty eight. 0:02:38.285 --> 0:02:39.805 So I've been watching all. 0:02:39.565 --> 0:02:41.764 Of my picks and then going to bed at like 0:02:41.925 --> 0:02:44.045 quarter to twelve, so it's out of. 0:02:43.965 --> 0:02:52.125 Body for eleven hours. Mama, bed break through the night. 0:02:52.245 --> 0:02:53.445 I just like go right through. 0:02:53.525 --> 0:02:55.965 Like, so, what was your daughter during the school holidays 0:02:56.405 --> 0:02:58.405 that mum? Please? Can you go and play with me 0:02:58.885 --> 0:03:00.365 with just that hoop out in the yard. 0:03:00.685 --> 0:03:02.805 She's old enough, she's fourteen, she can get up and 0:03:02.805 --> 0:03:03.725 look after herself. 0:03:03.845 --> 0:03:07.085 Oh wow, fourteen the old latch key kids. That was 0:03:07.125 --> 0:03:08.485 our generation, not. 0:03:08.805 --> 0:03:12.125 Brill It's been so lovely just to fall out of routine. 0:03:12.165 --> 0:03:13.165 It's been wonderful. 0:03:13.565 --> 0:03:16.045 Has anyone seen Alex. I think you've already seen it 0:03:16.085 --> 0:03:16.805 project hell. 0:03:16.685 --> 0:03:18.364 Mary, Yes, it's fantastic. 0:03:18.485 --> 0:03:22.085 Guys, Go and see at the cinema. That is a 0:03:22.365 --> 0:03:25.565 proper old fashion Go and see at the cinema. It's 0:03:25.605 --> 0:03:27.685 a feel good movie. It's just what the world needs 0:03:27.765 --> 0:03:30.565 right now. They're even extending it for a longer run 0:03:30.685 --> 0:03:33.045 in cinemas around the world before it goes to streaming, 0:03:33.085 --> 0:03:34.965 so if you're waiting to watch it at home, you 0:03:35.045 --> 0:03:37.645 we waiting for another couple of months. It is fantastic. 0:03:38.045 --> 0:03:41.285 It is so good, Alex. I think that's one of 0:03:41.325 --> 0:03:43.045 the most enjoyable movies I've seen for years. 0:03:43.125 --> 0:03:43.325 Yeah. 0:03:43.325 --> 0:03:46.605 I describe it as interstillar Mates, Guardians of the Galaxy. 0:03:46.805 --> 0:03:50.525 It's somewhere in between. It's that kind of space. 0:03:50.565 --> 0:03:57.205 Fun space gen this winter in Australia, anyone out for 0:03:57.485 --> 0:03:58.325 space fun. 0:03:59.045 --> 0:04:00.205 I've been describing it, Alex. 0:04:00.205 --> 0:04:02.445 It's because it's hard to describe, is it because I'm 0:04:02.485 --> 0:04:04.325 not We only went to see it because my wife's 0:04:04.605 --> 0:04:05.085 I've read the. 0:04:05.085 --> 0:04:08.365 Books and I hope they stray, they stay faithful. 0:04:08.005 --> 0:04:10.925 To the books, and my wife is a massive sci 0:04:10.925 --> 0:04:13.165 fi fan. So on holiday we went to see it 0:04:13.565 --> 0:04:16.525 to keep my wife happy, and then I left having 0:04:16.605 --> 0:04:19.164 cried and enjoyed it the most. Oh my god, it's 0:04:19.325 --> 0:04:22.525 so good. I've been describing it as et for grown ups. 0:04:22.765 --> 0:04:25.525 Yeah. 0:04:25.565 --> 0:04:27.805 Put down the posters, guys, Gosh, you can have that 0:04:28.404 --> 0:04:29.004 space fun. 0:04:29.164 --> 0:04:33.044 Yeah, grown ups, it's it's brilliant. I tell you what. 0:04:33.164 --> 0:04:38.204 Ryan Gosling is just about the most effortlessly cool, funny 0:04:38.284 --> 0:04:41.445 and he can do series as well, like Blade Runner. 0:04:41.525 --> 0:04:44.085 It's a fantastic movie. One you really need to see 0:04:44.125 --> 0:04:44.565 it the summer. 0:04:44.804 --> 0:04:48.564 Yeah, he gets he doesn't get the pundits he deserves 0:04:48.604 --> 0:04:51.525 because he's attractive. Yeah, and I think people underrate how 0:04:51.565 --> 0:04:53.364 good of an actor he is because he's hot. 0:04:53.804 --> 0:04:55.125 But he's actually a very very good. 0:04:55.044 --> 0:04:57.244 App But what they've done this time in space, because 0:04:57.245 --> 0:04:59.205 he's going through some tough times up there, it's just 0:04:59.284 --> 0:05:02.525 him and the crap that he befriends is and I've 0:05:02.604 --> 0:05:04.284 changed my vision board as well. For the rest of 0:05:04.325 --> 0:05:06.724 my life. I want to now live in space forever 0:05:06.765 --> 0:05:11.365 with Ryan Gosling. You know, when you really get actually 0:05:11.364 --> 0:05:13.445 what you want from your life. I'm like, God, damn 0:05:13.445 --> 0:05:16.004 it that it was there all along, Me and Gosling, 0:05:16.205 --> 0:05:17.045 just together. 0:05:16.924 --> 0:05:19.564 Just us, just us wake up to Ryan every morning. 0:05:19.685 --> 0:05:20.684 Yes that's right. 0:05:20.804 --> 0:05:23.724 Yeah, but yeah, it's you'll be glad you went to 0:05:23.765 --> 0:05:26.484 see it in a cinema. You cannot regum enough. And 0:05:26.525 --> 0:05:29.405 I think also what's happened is it's created this hue 0:05:29.445 --> 0:05:34.044 thing appreciation of space because Artemius too. Now, i know 0:05:34.125 --> 0:05:36.804 this happened a week ago, but I'm gonna play a 0:05:36.844 --> 0:05:39.284 song when we come back. I've got I'm really enjoyed 0:05:39.284 --> 0:05:42.645 watching the whole crew up there, the four of them 0:05:42.685 --> 0:05:45.284 thrown at the moon. It looked like set on fire. 0:05:45.964 --> 0:05:47.805 And now, after everything they mean through for like ten 0:05:47.804 --> 0:05:50.484 eleven days, was the only way they could get them 0:05:50.484 --> 0:05:53.205 out of that little tin can to drag them out, 0:05:53.484 --> 0:05:57.404 put them on a winch and chop of them across 0:05:57.445 --> 0:06:02.165 an ocean, dangling there, dangling there, undignified. Why couldn't they 0:06:02.164 --> 0:06:04.445 put them in any of the nineteen boats? 0:06:04.484 --> 0:06:06.885 The floatilla that was around them. 0:06:06.885 --> 0:06:09.044 Just sort of swinging in the breeze, taking. 0:06:08.964 --> 0:06:12.525 A cup of champagnes, getting them onto the boats. 0:06:13.164 --> 0:06:16.484 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:16.445 --> 0:06:23.404 Pat's gone back to bed, keeping on today, always keeping 0:06:23.484 --> 0:06:27.565 on her, but today especially so. Who else then found 0:06:27.565 --> 0:06:32.084 themselves getting heavily involved with the whole mission with those 0:06:32.125 --> 0:06:36.445 four amazing I've never seen astronauts and the NASA did 0:06:36.445 --> 0:06:38.804 a great thing with the Artemis two mission. They showed 0:06:38.885 --> 0:06:41.044 us more than we normally see, you know, the deal 0:06:41.125 --> 0:06:43.884 they did with Netflix, and even just how they shared everything. 0:06:44.325 --> 0:06:46.844 We've never had so much access to all of it. Okay, 0:06:47.325 --> 0:06:49.485 And and what sorts of different sign of them is 0:06:49.525 --> 0:06:53.645 more as human beings. Not there's these incredible engineers and 0:06:54.125 --> 0:06:56.765 high performers. They are really got to do something like that. 0:06:56.844 --> 0:06:58.925 And so the more you saw of what they were 0:06:58.924 --> 0:07:01.885 doing up there, and their personalities and just what good, 0:07:01.964 --> 0:07:05.684 decent kind souls they were. The bit where one of 0:07:05.685 --> 0:07:08.325 the guys who's a single dad, they they surprised them 0:07:08.325 --> 0:07:10.564 by aiming one of the creators after his late wife 0:07:10.565 --> 0:07:12.085 who died six years ago. 0:07:12.725 --> 0:07:14.804 Was that watching a movie? Yeah, And they were the 0:07:14.804 --> 0:07:16.085 best of us up there, weren't they? 0:07:16.245 --> 0:07:19.485 So did no one else find themselves surprisingly addicted to 0:07:19.645 --> 0:07:22.285 watching just whatever they were up to? Is that Big Brother? Yes, 0:07:22.845 --> 0:07:27.324 that's early days when it was really interesting. Just nothing's 0:07:27.364 --> 0:07:28.965 going on, but you just check it in or what 0:07:29.045 --> 0:07:29.205 are the. 0:07:30.925 --> 0:07:34.244 Floating right now? Some are out there in deep deep space. 0:07:35.045 --> 0:07:36.965 It was just it was mesmerizing. Was I'm trying to 0:07:36.965 --> 0:07:39.925 work out, Padi, why do you think it just appealed. 0:07:39.485 --> 0:07:40.244 To so much? 0:07:40.445 --> 0:07:41.165 I think you're right. 0:07:41.285 --> 0:07:43.685 I think the access to them, we all felt like 0:07:43.725 --> 0:07:46.965 we're so invested in this trip, I think and it 0:07:47.005 --> 0:07:48.965 was just it's been so long. It's been like, is 0:07:49.005 --> 0:07:51.925 it fifty years or something since we've had such a 0:07:52.005 --> 0:07:54.765 massive mission. But it was just you couldn't take your 0:07:54.804 --> 0:07:57.205 eyes off the screen and they were you know, there's 0:07:57.285 --> 0:08:00.485 very few news stories across the ages where you actually 0:08:00.525 --> 0:08:02.645 stop what you're doing and just want to watch it 0:08:02.765 --> 0:08:04.804 on the telly or listen to it on the radio, 0:08:04.845 --> 0:08:07.445 and this was one of them. Like coming back coming 0:08:07.485 --> 0:08:10.365 back to Earth and lashdown and it's like we were 0:08:10.364 --> 0:08:13.004 meant to go out and meet friends. It's like, hang on, no, 0:08:13.125 --> 0:08:14.805 you need to tell them that we're going to be late, 0:08:14.885 --> 0:08:18.205 because we just couldn't tear ourselves away. It was absolutely 0:08:18.245 --> 0:08:20.684 fascinating to think that they can put four people in 0:08:20.725 --> 0:08:23.804 a ship and go to the moon, and the pictures 0:08:23.845 --> 0:08:24.565 were so engry. 0:08:24.645 --> 0:08:26.325 Yeah, that was the thing we all we ever see 0:08:26.405 --> 0:08:29.245 is that sort of almost just the black and white 0:08:29.245 --> 0:08:31.245 images of the moon, don't you And then he sort's 0:08:31.245 --> 0:08:33.365 got all this color and contrast to it. It's completely 0:08:33.405 --> 0:08:34.045 not what we thought. 0:08:34.405 --> 0:08:37.324 It was amazing and we had also just seen Hail 0:08:37.365 --> 0:08:40.765 Mary and so it was it just was perfect timing. 0:08:40.885 --> 0:08:43.405 It was just like a whole new fascination and you know, 0:08:43.605 --> 0:08:46.085 seeing Audrey take it all in as well. It was 0:08:46.324 --> 0:08:49.485 just amazing that we can actually put people up there 0:08:49.525 --> 0:08:50.805 and do what we've done. 0:08:51.084 --> 0:08:53.925 I think also it was a welcome relief from the 0:08:54.005 --> 0:08:57.005 other news story. Definitely, it showed us something else that 0:08:57.005 --> 0:08:58.965 there's still good people and it wasn't just a four 0:08:59.005 --> 0:09:01.445 of them in that tiny little tin can. 0:09:02.045 --> 0:09:03.325 That's what looked like to me. You know, when they 0:09:03.444 --> 0:09:08.525 landed and they're like, God, that's been nice of them. 0:09:08.645 --> 0:09:12.285 That sure is. 0:09:12.324 --> 0:09:14.165 Actually it was just a welcome relief, and it wasn't 0:09:14.204 --> 0:09:17.285 just them, It was all the ground crew that was 0:09:17.405 --> 0:09:20.645 so invested. You know, it takes a lot of the 0:09:20.684 --> 0:09:23.125 ground crew there, but there was an old guy, Richard, 0:09:23.125 --> 0:09:24.765 who was doing the narration for a lot of it 0:09:24.804 --> 0:09:29.525 as well. He's done about eleven NASA missions over the years. 0:09:29.684 --> 0:09:32.245 You've seen on there so many times. And also thought 0:09:32.245 --> 0:09:34.444 what was great was at the end a couple of 0:09:34.485 --> 0:09:38.005 days later, they all got up and spoke the four 0:09:38.045 --> 0:09:41.765 mission specialists. This is a bit of Jeremy Mission specialist 0:09:41.804 --> 0:09:44.324 Jeremy Hanson, what he had to say. Have you listened 0:09:44.324 --> 0:09:45.645 to this, It's incredible. 0:09:45.725 --> 0:09:47.365 We have a term in our crew that we coined 0:09:47.365 --> 0:09:49.405 a long time ago. The Joy train sounds like I 0:09:49.405 --> 0:09:51.165 saw a lot of joy up there. We're not always 0:09:51.165 --> 0:09:51.765 on the joy. 0:09:51.564 --> 0:09:52.605 Training this crew. 0:09:53.725 --> 0:09:55.684 There are many times we're not on the joy training, 0:09:56.245 --> 0:09:59.285 but we are committed to getting back on the Joy 0:09:59.324 --> 0:10:01.685 train as soon as we can. And that is a 0:10:01.765 --> 0:10:04.444 useful lay skill for any team trying to get something done. 0:10:04.684 --> 0:10:05.605 The last one is love. 0:10:06.165 --> 0:10:10.444 What you saw was a group of people who loved contributing, 0:10:10.804 --> 0:10:15.805 having meaningful contribution. What we've been hearing is that was 0:10:15.885 --> 0:10:18.365 something special for you to witness. The reason I had 0:10:18.405 --> 0:10:21.165 them form up here with me is because I would 0:10:21.165 --> 0:10:23.725 suggest to you that when you look up here, you're 0:10:23.725 --> 0:10:26.804 not looking at us. We are a mirror reflecting you, 0:10:27.684 --> 0:10:30.005 and if you like what you see, then just look 0:10:30.045 --> 0:10:30.765 a little deeper. 0:10:31.285 --> 0:10:37.245 This is you so much in a movie. 0:10:37.405 --> 0:10:40.165 Yeah, it felt out the Secrets approach at Hell. Mary, Yes, 0:10:40.885 --> 0:10:43.885 just sort of speak that well after going through an 0:10:43.885 --> 0:10:47.125 incredible ordeal like that. And then this is Christina Cook 0:10:47.204 --> 0:10:48.645 what she had to say as well. 0:10:48.725 --> 0:10:54.045 What makes a crew a crew is people that is 0:10:54.084 --> 0:10:56.765 in it all the time, no matter what, that is 0:10:56.804 --> 0:11:01.125 stroking together every minute with the same purpose, that is 0:11:01.165 --> 0:11:05.765 willing to sacrifice silently for each other, that gives grace, 0:11:06.405 --> 0:11:10.245 that holds accountable. A crew has the same cares and 0:11:10.285 --> 0:11:18.684 the same needs. A crew is inescapably, beautifully, beautifully linked 0:11:19.165 --> 0:11:23.245 planet Earth. You are a crew. 0:11:24.485 --> 0:11:24.845 Thank you. 0:11:26.245 --> 0:11:29.045 I found listening to them afterwards they were more like 0:11:29.165 --> 0:11:32.684 philosophers than astronaut's. Actually, it was extraordinary. The other thing 0:11:32.684 --> 0:11:35.405 that blew my mind is they're all middle aged. There's 0:11:35.485 --> 0:11:38.725 two forty seven year olds and two fifty year olds. 0:11:38.845 --> 0:11:42.005 This is hope for all of us middle aged people. 0:11:42.365 --> 0:11:45.045 Actually got my pedoton at four am this morning, and 0:11:45.125 --> 0:11:47.405 I'm like, I reckon, I'm only a couple more pedals 0:11:47.405 --> 0:11:50.605 away from getting into space and seeing my beloved moon. 0:11:51.605 --> 0:11:54.485 Christian Color Show podcast. 0:11:54.525 --> 0:11:58.605 Good morning to Amanda Armstrong, Christian artemist too. My I 0:11:58.645 --> 0:12:00.525 didn't know and in a space geek came out. I 0:12:00.525 --> 0:12:02.325 think it came out in all of us, and the 0:12:02.485 --> 0:12:05.925 NASA YouTube live stream was on twenty four to seven 0:12:06.045 --> 0:12:08.365 in my house. I didn't realize how much I became 0:12:08.405 --> 0:12:11.445 in vested in. It was amazing. All right, we do 0:12:11.444 --> 0:12:13.444 a thing every Monday on the show. We called it 0:12:13.485 --> 0:12:16.045 three word Weekend. What have you been up to this weekend? 0:12:16.084 --> 0:12:17.965 How would you tell us the story of your weekend. 0:12:18.285 --> 0:12:21.085 You've just had three words text me oh four seven 0:12:21.204 --> 0:12:24.005 five three one oh four three what's it for you? 0:12:24.045 --> 0:12:25.444 Rea? What did you ever? Easter break? 0:12:25.605 --> 0:12:28.365 Not my holiday would be my three word week. We 0:12:28.405 --> 0:12:32.684 did a whole family trip to Tasmania, so me, my parents, 0:12:32.725 --> 0:12:36.765 my sister, and my two little nephews, Xavier and Cedric, 0:12:36.804 --> 0:12:38.324 who was seven and wonderful. 0:12:38.645 --> 0:12:39.325 It was lovely. 0:12:39.485 --> 0:12:41.204 It's a lot going on, though it was. 0:12:41.285 --> 0:12:45.365 It was very different to the holidays that I've become accustomed. 0:12:44.804 --> 0:12:46.525 To because you're not the star of it. 0:12:46.804 --> 0:12:47.525 I'm not the star. 0:12:47.885 --> 0:12:48.084 You know. 0:12:48.165 --> 0:12:50.684 We don't have any kids. It's me and my boyfriend. 0:12:51.005 --> 0:12:53.165 You know, we're going to the Greek Islands in July. 0:12:53.444 --> 0:12:54.804 We'll be off Gallivu. 0:12:56.605 --> 0:12:58.325 Tasmania would have been for the kids. 0:12:58.525 --> 0:13:03.165 This was only you have no control whatsoever over any 0:13:03.204 --> 0:13:04.925 decisions that go on in the holiday. 0:13:04.965 --> 0:13:06.845 It's like you've got two little dictator. 0:13:07.045 --> 0:13:08.845 This is what you've done, is you've taken a peek 0:13:08.885 --> 0:13:10.405 behind the curtain what it is to be a parent. 0:13:10.525 --> 0:13:11.405 I know, I didn't like. 0:13:12.804 --> 0:13:13.365 From this point. 0:13:13.485 --> 0:13:16.885 You're just a spectator in the whole holiday, and every 0:13:16.925 --> 0:13:18.845 decision even like oh I guess, I guess we have 0:13:18.925 --> 0:13:22.045 dinner at five now, yep, and like instead of looking 0:13:22.925 --> 0:13:23.405 looking in. 0:13:23.405 --> 0:13:25.685 Broad chat near the kids tava as well. 0:13:25.605 --> 0:13:28.245 I'm the kids table. I'm not looking at the Good 0:13:28.245 --> 0:13:30.765 Food Guide or broadsheet. We now do they have a 0:13:30.845 --> 0:13:33.885 kid's men? You's like, no, this is a nice restaurant. 0:13:34.005 --> 0:13:35.964 I can't take them there seat You'll kick up a 0:13:36.045 --> 0:13:37.765 stink and be screaming the whole time. 0:13:38.084 --> 0:13:40.205 I said, when do I get? When do I get 0:13:40.204 --> 0:13:40.725 what I want? 0:13:40.765 --> 0:13:40.804 On? 0:13:40.885 --> 0:13:45.085 The great Tasmania is beautiful? 0:13:45.485 --> 0:13:50.645 Tasmania is stunning and just such beautiful produce, lovely. 0:13:50.365 --> 0:13:51.645 People, great wines. 0:13:52.045 --> 0:13:55.405 Oh my god, the pinos, the save Blancs beautiful. 0:13:55.444 --> 0:13:56.964 The oysters my god. 0:13:57.084 --> 0:14:00.364 Yeah, but those are those nephews. You'll love those oysters today. 0:14:02.765 --> 0:14:06.844 Some oysters before kids un Coreo's got your sword of 0:14:06.885 --> 0:14:09.645 their not quite some of the have in Sydney, but 0:14:09.684 --> 0:14:15.045 it's good enough at ale Bit Grainy here in the Tasmans. 0:14:15.965 --> 0:14:18.244 That was my one grace. I did get my oysters 0:14:18.765 --> 0:14:20.125 on the holiday, which was lovely. 0:14:20.205 --> 0:14:21.525 But what was the best thing you did? 0:14:21.885 --> 0:14:22.845 Or brune Island. 0:14:22.885 --> 0:14:25.125 If you ever get the chance to go to Bruney Island, 0:14:25.165 --> 0:14:27.805 it's like it's like Tasmania's Tasmania. 0:14:27.845 --> 0:14:29.565 It's a little island off Tasmania. 0:14:29.885 --> 0:14:33.045 Eat teeth for grown ups. It's space. It's space fun alright, 0:14:33.245 --> 0:14:34.405 Tasmania in space. 0:14:35.685 --> 0:14:38.645 Only six hundred people live there and all there is 0:14:38.645 --> 0:14:43.805 it's just dairies, breweries, whiskey distilleries, and you just sort. 0:14:43.605 --> 0:14:45.405 Of they've got it now, haven't they? Sure you what? 0:14:45.845 --> 0:14:47.885 Jees and booze, it's the perfect island. 0:14:48.725 --> 0:14:50.965 So you just drive around and you just drink and 0:14:51.005 --> 0:14:54.125 eat your way through the island and it's stunning, absolutely stunning. 0:14:54.205 --> 0:14:55.725 Patsy, what was your three word weekend? 0:14:55.765 --> 0:14:55.925 Oh? 0:14:55.925 --> 0:14:59.725 Well mine was far less exciting. A urine test, so 0:14:59.765 --> 0:15:01.685 we were unfortunately. 0:15:02.685 --> 0:15:03.005 Confused. 0:15:03.005 --> 0:15:05.205 I've only been off the show for two weeks. Can't 0:15:05.245 --> 0:15:06.965 come back like this in the first half. For now, 0:15:07.325 --> 0:15:09.525 let's take a break on the news. I don't want 0:15:09.525 --> 0:15:09.925 to hear the. 0:15:09.925 --> 0:15:13.685 Rest the Christian o'connal show podcast. 0:15:14.765 --> 0:15:17.885 How was your weekend? Tell us about it in three words? 0:15:17.925 --> 0:15:20.565 My three word weekend is basically, when I'm about to 0:15:20.605 --> 0:15:24.845 play you killing the buzzer. Anybody else got a washing 0:15:24.845 --> 0:15:27.805 machine or a dryer, which when it does, it's basic 0:15:28.005 --> 0:15:31.485 dumb job. Just wash the clothes, dry the close and 0:15:31.685 --> 0:15:36.365 shut that hell up. Decades your your generations before you 0:15:36.405 --> 0:15:40.085 have proud washers and dryers. Didn't start singing a dumb 0:15:40.085 --> 0:15:43.845 little flute song while I'm trying to wash the game finished, 0:15:44.965 --> 0:15:46.805 I wouldn't mind have been just said it once is 0:15:46.845 --> 0:15:48.365 then I've finished. 0:15:48.845 --> 0:15:49.605 Give me some. 0:15:49.525 --> 0:15:52.605 Attention, and my wife has given me the impossible job 0:15:52.645 --> 0:15:55.645 now of apparently you can go online. You go on YouTube, 0:15:55.925 --> 0:16:00.765 you find videos, you can have hacking two secret options 0:16:00.965 --> 0:16:08.845 no wow wow seven failure to launch attempts on me, 0:16:09.285 --> 0:16:11.125 And just when I thought I had it done, yesterday 0:16:11.405 --> 0:16:14.365 I proudly started doing a victory lap around the kitchen. 0:16:14.445 --> 0:16:16.365 I said to my twenty one year old I've done it. 0:16:16.405 --> 0:16:19.205 I sit down, start watching the game yesterday afternoon, and 0:16:19.245 --> 0:16:26.285 then this noise is were in my weekend. Twice. I 0:16:26.445 --> 0:16:32.205 tried to hack into it to turn it off. I'm sorry, 0:16:32.245 --> 0:16:35.365 I don't have an engineering degree, Mela. I'm sorry. I 0:16:35.405 --> 0:16:38.845 wasn't part of the Artemis two crew or ground control 0:16:38.885 --> 0:16:42.645 at NASA. I'm sorry, I'm not Rocky or Grace. 0:16:43.045 --> 0:16:45.805 I can't. I don't know what to do. 0:16:45.805 --> 0:16:49.325 Does anyone out I've watched so many videos, I've downloaded 0:16:49.405 --> 0:16:51.205 the Mela pediaf. 0:16:51.525 --> 0:16:54.845 Why would you have secret options? Why did they just 0:16:54.845 --> 0:16:56.205 read the secret? 0:16:56.205 --> 0:16:58.005 People just want it on and off that buzzer like 0:16:58.005 --> 0:17:01.165 the secret mac is who's appeal in this world? Who 0:17:01.245 --> 0:17:03.965 suddenly wants a buzzer that doesn't turn off? Letting you 0:17:04.005 --> 0:17:05.245 know the clothes dry? 0:17:05.365 --> 0:17:07.045 So it is yours? Do you want no buzzer? 0:17:07.245 --> 0:17:07.485 Yes? 0:17:07.805 --> 0:17:08.445 Oh well I. 0:17:08.685 --> 0:17:10.525 Say how that systems worked for year? It's real. 0:17:10.965 --> 0:17:14.125 Yeah, I've got a Samsung one which is probably a 0:17:14.205 --> 0:17:18.485 thirty second song which draft me crazy, and yeah, he's yours. 0:17:18.525 --> 0:17:20.045 Just said did you did? You did? 0:17:20.205 --> 0:17:22.565 And then what it does if you don't go three minutes? 0:17:22.605 --> 0:17:25.165 Every three minutes, it keeps singing a song. 0:17:25.325 --> 0:17:28.645 Oh like like clean meat, clean meat, clemia. Yeah, that 0:17:28.685 --> 0:17:29.285 would drive. 0:17:29.205 --> 0:17:32.925 It sounds a bit. Don't ever do that again. Yours 0:17:33.005 --> 0:17:41.725 might have a very secret, Alex. Let's move on, Alex. 0:17:41.765 --> 0:17:44.165 What's your three word? Weekend? Pub? 0:17:44.405 --> 0:17:48.805 By myself? There's something special, there's something blissful. There's something 0:17:48.845 --> 0:17:51.125 amazing about a man going to the pub, sitting at 0:17:51.165 --> 0:17:56.725 the bar watching footy, having account of lunch, no interruptions. 0:17:55.525 --> 0:17:58.645 Just beer and footy. No, I'm with Alex. No, it's 0:17:58.725 --> 0:18:00.525 where you get to know this is where you get 0:18:00.565 --> 0:18:01.565 to do. This is a dad. 0:18:02.045 --> 0:18:03.685 Yeah, I'll tell you what you just you just had 0:18:03.685 --> 0:18:05.965 Father's Day? Did you enjoy my father's Day? That's the 0:18:06.005 --> 0:18:08.405 greatest Father's Day ever. Just some peace and quiet sort of. 0:18:08.765 --> 0:18:12.285 Luckily, another another bar person was a North Melbourne fatty 0:18:13.365 --> 0:18:14.125 that he does there. 0:18:14.165 --> 0:18:16.725 She just puts any old shirt on, just get she 0:18:16.805 --> 0:18:17.685 gets some free drinks. 0:18:17.725 --> 0:18:21.405 Oh, I love the old ring rang ruse, the old hornets. 0:18:21.965 --> 0:18:22.885 He's plain, is it? 0:18:24.485 --> 0:18:26.525 Well? Luckily they and they turned the TV onto the 0:18:26.525 --> 0:18:28.365 team that I wanted to watch, which was good North 0:18:28.405 --> 0:18:31.245 Melbourne Kangaroos, and I just sat there it was It 0:18:31.325 --> 0:18:32.885 was just wonderful. 0:18:32.605 --> 0:18:36.005 Because the kids away. The guy from channel so yeah, 0:18:36.085 --> 0:18:37.845 I don't google him. Oh the one who got let 0:18:37.845 --> 0:18:40.445 by let go by car. There are a couple of looks. 0:18:40.485 --> 0:18:43.205 Is he working here? Are there are other people with him? 0:18:44.285 --> 0:18:44.605 Tell me? 0:18:44.685 --> 0:18:46.925 Do you talk to like the other people in the bar? 0:18:47.045 --> 0:18:48.445 Or you just fairly solitude? 0:18:48.485 --> 0:18:51.485 I'm fairly solitude because I'm zeroed into the. 0:18:51.445 --> 0:18:52.965 Football on the well done. 0:18:53.005 --> 0:18:55.005 Because you often go into a bar, don't you, writ 0:18:55.005 --> 0:18:57.725 when the game's on, and there's often some guy, middle 0:18:57.725 --> 0:19:00.845 aged guy by himself who is an aggressive friend searcher. 0:19:01.525 --> 0:19:04.405 Looking around, he started, well, don't I look to Ice 0:19:04.525 --> 0:19:07.685 is coming over? She guys up to today? Huh fans 0:19:07.725 --> 0:19:08.125 for long? 0:19:09.565 --> 0:19:11.765 I've impressed because I get really self conscious. 0:19:11.805 --> 0:19:14.605 Even if I'm there before my group, I'll make sure 0:19:14.645 --> 0:19:16.805 I get extra glasses so people know. 0:19:16.925 --> 0:19:20.285 Oh this guy's not by yourself. 0:19:20.285 --> 0:19:24.525 People don't don't care about what you're up to. I 0:19:24.565 --> 0:19:27.805 love going to Yeah, I'm past that. And you've got 0:19:27.845 --> 0:19:29.405 your phone as well, so he's a look down on 0:19:29.445 --> 0:19:29.725 your phone. 0:19:29.765 --> 0:19:31.005 Oh no, you've got a real good mate. 0:19:31.045 --> 0:19:33.645 There are you put a phone in the seat opposite you, 0:19:34.045 --> 0:19:36.445 just talking to the phone. 0:19:36.605 --> 0:19:44.525 The phone is Wilson, a Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:19:45.125 --> 0:19:48.685 Good morning too, great Christian, my three word weekend, best 0:19:48.725 --> 0:19:53.645 birthday ever, Christian. Why not just get off your ass 0:19:53.645 --> 0:19:56.325 and empty the try It's Greg. I'll tell you why. 0:19:56.325 --> 0:19:58.245 I don't want to rush to do that. In my house. 0:19:58.525 --> 0:20:01.045 I share my house with three women. I then got 0:20:01.085 --> 0:20:05.205 to sort out all their clothes. Oh my god, God, 0:20:05.245 --> 0:20:06.125 it's a nightmare. 0:20:06.205 --> 0:20:07.965 That shouldn't be up to you. You don't have that. 0:20:09.125 --> 0:20:10.205 What year you come from? 0:20:10.805 --> 0:20:14.325 Not up to christ when he gets here and sort 0:20:14.365 --> 0:20:15.565 your clothes out. 0:20:15.685 --> 0:20:17.725 I am a man. You do your own. 0:20:20.125 --> 0:20:25.325 The old Sorry, I don't know his correct term. 0:20:26.125 --> 0:20:27.605 Everyone, I don't follow him. 0:20:30.845 --> 0:20:33.125 I always end up with Audrey's nickers. She ends up 0:20:33.165 --> 0:20:34.205 with his, and he ends up with. 0:20:34.845 --> 0:20:35.805 I do that on purpose. 0:20:35.885 --> 0:20:37.725 Then they go, just don't worry about this, put them 0:20:37.765 --> 0:20:40.405 on the pile. I could spend the next minute and 0:20:40.445 --> 0:20:42.685 try and decipher it all, but I don't bother this. 0:20:43.005 --> 0:20:45.245 Oh I saw. I didn't realize. Oh, you don't wear 0:20:45.285 --> 0:20:47.605 your mum's nickers to uni. Oh I see? 0:20:47.765 --> 0:20:51.685 So sorry me. Yeah, we were talking about washing machines 0:20:51.725 --> 0:20:55.525 and tryers just now. And they have too many settings, 0:20:55.525 --> 0:20:57.405 don't they? Just kat and you were just saying there's 0:20:57.445 --> 0:20:58.605 any two you really need? 0:20:59.125 --> 0:20:59.525 I will. 0:21:00.365 --> 0:21:02.365 By the way, have you just come from the set 0:21:02.365 --> 0:21:08.365 of piky blinders? Have you seen he investigate this? 0:21:08.525 --> 0:21:09.365 This is a new top. 0:21:10.005 --> 0:21:11.685 You look at bit like a librarian. 0:21:14.085 --> 0:21:18.085 I'm wearing a beautiful woolen vest with a long sleeve 0:21:18.125 --> 0:21:18.845 white T shirt. 0:21:18.845 --> 0:21:21.845 You d gone too that winter wardrobe? Real soon. It's 0:21:21.885 --> 0:21:24.285 only twenty one degrees out there, mate, I just. 0:21:24.285 --> 0:21:26.045 Got back from Vietnam. It was thirty five. 0:21:26.645 --> 0:21:30.085 We haven't known. In the last hour of NonStop Vietnam stories. 0:21:31.245 --> 0:21:31.565 I've come. 0:21:31.925 --> 0:21:33.445 I went out there just now to go and chat 0:21:33.485 --> 0:21:36.445 to the producers. Nor one I heard was literally Vietnam stories. 0:21:36.485 --> 0:21:39.445 I just skulped back into the studio that She was like, 0:21:39.565 --> 0:21:42.365 they the locals there, you pay them nothing. 0:21:42.565 --> 0:21:45.245 They fold your clothes up every day, That's all I heard. 0:21:45.565 --> 0:21:47.165 No, you actually pay them a lot. I spent two 0:21:47.245 --> 0:21:48.725 hundred and fifty dollars on washing. 0:21:50.365 --> 0:21:51.245 That's crazy. 0:21:51.245 --> 0:21:52.565 It was great. Is that our hotel? 0:21:52.565 --> 0:21:54.005 And when you do it at your hotel, it is 0:21:54.045 --> 0:21:55.765 the dumbest thing you do. But them was just like, 0:21:55.765 --> 0:21:58.205 I can't be bothered, and so we put out washing it. 0:21:58.365 --> 0:22:00.285 How do I opt out of whatever this is you're 0:22:00.325 --> 0:22:02.645 talking about? Now, there's only one thing we need to 0:22:02.685 --> 0:22:05.685 talk to you about, producercating. I made a big mistake Friday. 0:22:05.805 --> 0:22:08.285 I came back into work. They trapped me. They said, 0:22:08.285 --> 0:22:10.285 come into our work for half an hour. We just 0:22:10.325 --> 0:22:12.245 need to talk about a few things. I left after 0:22:12.285 --> 0:22:12.525 three and. 0:22:12.525 --> 0:22:14.445 A half hours. Oh no, no, no, I tell you 0:22:14.525 --> 0:22:15.205 what was hard. Rea. 0:22:15.805 --> 0:22:18.045 I have a safe space here, and I hope everyone 0:22:18.085 --> 0:22:21.125 does in their workspace. I've called it the treehouse the company. 0:22:21.205 --> 0:22:22.525 Years ago, I said, could I just have a small 0:22:22.525 --> 0:22:24.484 office is somewhere from and the team to meet and 0:22:24.525 --> 0:22:25.965 where we could just hide away. And they were kind 0:22:26.005 --> 0:22:27.845 enough to give us a little space. They hidden. It 0:22:27.885 --> 0:22:30.125 is a hidden room. People don't know it's even there. 0:22:30.165 --> 0:22:32.045 They see the door open sometimes and me come out 0:22:32.045 --> 0:22:34.005 of it. People, I thought there was a storage room. 0:22:34.325 --> 0:22:35.885 That is that's the treehouse. 0:22:35.965 --> 0:22:36.085 Yea. 0:22:36.485 --> 0:22:39.805 And anyway, we've got new bosses and if you google them, 0:22:39.805 --> 0:22:41.565 been busy over the last couple of months. But anyhow's 0:22:41.605 --> 0:22:47.045 he the new bosses saw the conditions of my secret room. Okay, 0:22:47.045 --> 0:22:49.725 And it's got a very it's got two old fake 0:22:49.845 --> 0:22:52.525 leather couches that every time you get off them half 0:22:52.565 --> 0:22:54.645 the planet sticks to yes. But I'm just kind of 0:22:54.765 --> 0:22:55.845 used to that. It suits me. 0:22:56.125 --> 0:22:56.445 Anyway. 0:22:56.445 --> 0:22:58.005 They say, hey, we're going to give you a small budget. 0:22:58.325 --> 0:23:00.764 Let's let's get you some better furniture in here. I 0:23:00.765 --> 0:23:01.245 was our house. 0:23:01.325 --> 0:23:01.845 Very kind of you. 0:23:02.165 --> 0:23:04.925 I never heard anything about it until they ask one 0:23:04.965 --> 0:23:06.605 of our team. He I said, hey, by the way, 0:23:06.645 --> 0:23:08.445 I was meant to get some allocation to pick out 0:23:08.645 --> 0:23:10.845 furniture for when I come back after East. Oh, but 0:23:11.005 --> 0:23:13.605 just a Caitlance organized all of it. And well, that's 0:23:13.685 --> 0:23:15.445 nice of her. She doesn't want to bother me with 0:23:15.445 --> 0:23:17.484 stuff like that. She's got a good start. And then 0:23:17.525 --> 0:23:21.365 I came in Friday too. In fact, Patsy, can you 0:23:21.405 --> 0:23:24.485 walk to the treehouse right now and then come back. 0:23:24.525 --> 0:23:27.005 I'll carry on talking. You need to see the horror 0:23:27.445 --> 0:23:28.244 of what that is? 0:23:28.445 --> 0:23:28.685 Really? 0:23:29.765 --> 0:23:30.845 No, no, no, it is. 0:23:31.725 --> 0:23:34.205 I rang Rio yesterday and just to catch out and 0:23:34.245 --> 0:23:36.645 talk about the show. But half the call was before 0:23:36.685 --> 0:23:39.045 the show. Rio, go and see what's happened in the treehouse. 0:23:39.285 --> 0:23:40.805 It was the first thing I did when I It 0:23:40.805 --> 0:23:43.565 looks like the before you know, like a home renovation show. 0:23:43.885 --> 0:23:46.645 It looks like the before shot instead of the after shot. 0:23:46.685 --> 0:23:48.285 But it's actually the after shot. 0:23:48.325 --> 0:23:50.165 It's the after shot. And it's also like a cheap 0:23:50.245 --> 0:23:55.165 therapist's office. Let's just talk about the world's most uncomfortable couch. 0:23:56.165 --> 0:23:59.165 A tiny, tiny two seater that's more like a love bench, 0:23:59.565 --> 0:24:02.405 and then a random one seater. So now the team 0:24:02.445 --> 0:24:04.085 when they come in and we have meetings in there, 0:24:04.445 --> 0:24:05.685 hardly any of you can sit down. 0:24:05.805 --> 0:24:08.765 No, there's about seven or eight of us, yes, three, 0:24:09.165 --> 0:24:11.244 and it's it's a concrete slash. 0:24:11.325 --> 0:24:13.005 Yeah, I didn't know they made couches. 0:24:13.645 --> 0:24:16.325 So then they'd have a max security supermax prison. 0:24:16.045 --> 0:24:21.205 In America in solitary confinement, caramel covered and then a 0:24:21.325 --> 0:24:25.805 rug which is completely unrelated to random dark puce. 0:24:26.125 --> 0:24:29.525 It's green rug, horrible, horrible green, like almost what have 0:24:29.565 --> 0:24:30.085 you done. 0:24:29.885 --> 0:24:30.565 To the treehouse? 0:24:31.205 --> 0:24:35.445 Okay, I was only given two thousand dollars to read. 0:24:36.765 --> 0:24:39.045 Couches are a lot of money. These ones are on sale. 0:24:38.885 --> 0:24:41.965 For nine one shell. 0:24:45.205 --> 0:24:48.485 I thought we would just get a couple of couches, 0:24:48.525 --> 0:24:49.005 now I did. 0:24:49.045 --> 0:24:51.365 Actually, well, there's only one. There's a one tiny love 0:24:51.445 --> 0:24:53.005 bench and then a one seater. 0:24:53.205 --> 0:24:56.245 I requested its three ster and a two seater, so. 0:24:56.245 --> 0:24:59.125 I got one. I tell you what happened. 0:24:59.165 --> 0:25:01.565 I reckon, you got ripped off and that wrestlant money 0:25:01.685 --> 0:25:03.485 is what you've used in Vietnam to get your clothes 0:25:03.565 --> 0:25:04.685 washed like that? 0:25:05.045 --> 0:25:08.645 Okay, on back pats, Well, it's actually literally taken my 0:25:08.685 --> 0:25:09.165 breath away. 0:25:09.165 --> 0:25:09.845 It's like a stick. 0:25:10.125 --> 0:25:14.245 When I walked, I went, oh my god, it's like 0:25:14.285 --> 0:25:15.405 a set of madmen. 0:25:15.925 --> 0:25:20.325 Yes, only I'm not Don Draper. 0:25:21.605 --> 0:25:25.005 It is this baby poo colored leather. Just just a 0:25:25.045 --> 0:25:28.085 two seater and just a one seater. We couldn't afford 0:25:28.125 --> 0:25:31.285 the other one's theater and there's two cushion. 0:25:31.405 --> 0:25:36.165 Cushions, two cushions, it's just two empty backs. It's the khaki. 0:25:35.885 --> 0:25:40.565 Green with the tang and a horrible round green mess. 0:25:40.405 --> 0:25:43.565 It looks like a mad bogan has got into interiors. Well, 0:25:43.885 --> 0:25:45.285 well that's what's happened here. 0:25:46.085 --> 0:25:47.525 There's a lamp with no globe. 0:25:47.605 --> 0:25:50.285 Yep, you're incomplete, I would say. 0:25:50.445 --> 0:25:53.485 I So I ordered all of this before. 0:25:53.165 --> 0:25:55.725 I left to go on Ready Rushing Together out in Vietnam, 0:25:55.845 --> 0:25:56.605 and it. 0:25:56.485 --> 0:25:59.525 Was delayed in delivery, so I didn't have enough time 0:25:59.885 --> 0:26:01.085 to get in there and make. 0:26:00.965 --> 0:26:01.285 It all up. 0:26:03.285 --> 0:26:05.325 That's not the issue. I'm happy to make it up. 0:26:05.485 --> 0:26:09.645 It's the measurements. It's tiny furniture, and actually half the 0:26:09.685 --> 0:26:12.885 team can't get in there. Locke and I were sat 0:26:12.965 --> 0:26:16.004 on that love seat together and our knees and thighs 0:26:16.005 --> 0:26:18.085 were rubbing together. We're now moving in together. 0:26:18.125 --> 0:26:19.885 I've lost my wife. 0:26:21.045 --> 0:26:22.845 That is not I tell you what. I can't have 0:26:22.885 --> 0:26:24.405 another team I but sat on that two seat to 0:26:24.405 --> 0:26:27.365 couch with me. It's not a work safe environment. I'm 0:26:27.365 --> 0:26:30.725 sorry my fight could accident encroach on somebody, our team members. 0:26:31.965 --> 0:26:35.765 It's not it's not something needs to change. 0:26:36.525 --> 0:26:39.045 It is your biggest priority this week on the show 0:26:39.285 --> 0:26:41.645 is fixing what you've almost I was about to swear 0:26:42.485 --> 0:26:44.085 fixing that. 0:26:46.885 --> 0:26:50.125 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:26:50.165 --> 0:26:52.565 Christian, I got four kids. We have a system for 0:26:52.645 --> 0:26:55.445 working out whose clues are who's. We put permanent market 0:26:55.445 --> 0:26:59.605 dots on clothing tags so anyone can sort the washing 0:26:59.645 --> 0:27:02.845 out no excuses. One dot for the eldest, two dot 0:27:02.925 --> 0:27:04.805 for next, three for next. 0:27:05.125 --> 0:27:11.245 I love the system. I am not a dots Christian. 0:27:11.285 --> 0:27:14.765 If clothes get handed down to a sibling, we add 0:27:14.885 --> 0:27:18.885 the dot. You've got it. Now, this high level adulting. 0:27:19.605 --> 0:27:22.805 Best thing I've did. Congratulations, that's great. So we, I 0:27:22.805 --> 0:27:23.245 mean the team. 0:27:23.245 --> 0:27:24.925 We've all been on our Easter break only had a 0:27:24.925 --> 0:27:27.325 lovely Easter break as well, me me a family. 0:27:27.565 --> 0:27:29.285 We all went away, which. 0:27:29.245 --> 0:27:31.485 Is always quite a rare treat now because our daughters 0:27:31.525 --> 0:27:33.845 don't live at home anymore, so we're all together for 0:27:33.885 --> 0:27:36.605 a week. We hired a place in the airbnb up 0:27:36.685 --> 0:27:40.565 in a magical place for Australia called Nooseville. Never been 0:27:40.565 --> 0:27:43.925 there before. It was fantastic. However, when you hire a 0:27:43.925 --> 0:27:48.205 holiday rental Airbnb whatever, they always are wherever you are 0:27:48.245 --> 0:27:51.365 in the world. They're always the same right, only give 0:27:51.405 --> 0:27:55.885 you that one dishwasher ta for eight days, you get 0:27:55.925 --> 0:27:58.165 eight days worth of money from me. You think we're 0:27:58.205 --> 0:28:00.485 only going to have a couple of plates, family in 0:28:00.605 --> 0:28:04.405 four just one er into that, but loved dishwasher. And 0:28:04.445 --> 0:28:07.765 also they only have like either one wine glass or 0:28:07.845 --> 0:28:08.445 sixty two. 0:28:08.685 --> 0:28:12.045 Yes, yeah, none of them, that's true. 0:28:11.605 --> 0:28:17.125 YEA two new roles where you're like, guys, take it easy, polease, 0:28:17.765 --> 0:28:18.125 do you. 0:28:18.165 --> 0:28:21.085 Really need to use it? It's got two to get 0:28:21.125 --> 0:28:26.405 through eight days. Four of us walk into the sea 0:28:26.445 --> 0:28:28.365 and rinch yourself. Do not use this. 0:28:29.325 --> 0:28:31.925 We can't spare a single don't wrap it around like. 0:28:31.885 --> 0:28:32.525 An oven mat. 0:28:33.165 --> 0:28:39.125 Okay, that's all they've left us is wear maroons. And 0:28:39.165 --> 0:28:41.325 there's no shops nearby where we just get more of 0:28:41.365 --> 0:28:43.405 the stuff. But this morning, want to talk about what 0:28:43.765 --> 0:28:48.445 is always in every single holiday rental mbab. There's always 0:28:48.445 --> 0:28:51.205 the mysterious locked cupboard, isn't there? Yes, several of them. 0:28:51.245 --> 0:28:52.405 We had a mysterious loss. 0:28:52.485 --> 0:28:54.005 Is not the first thing you always do, Just give 0:28:54.045 --> 0:28:56.165 it a rattle. I don't know what I always do. 0:28:56.365 --> 0:28:57.925 It's the first thing I go and just give it 0:28:57.965 --> 0:28:58.645 a little rattle. 0:28:59.445 --> 0:29:01.125 We had one I was on a family trip to 0:29:01.205 --> 0:29:03.205 Tazzy over the Easter break, and. 0:29:03.125 --> 0:29:04.045 We had a locked cupboard. 0:29:04.085 --> 0:29:06.645 We ran out of olive oil because they only give 0:29:06.685 --> 0:29:11.205 you this tiny, little more amount because God forbid you 0:29:11.245 --> 0:29:14.045 actually are able to cook something there. And so Mum goes, oh, 0:29:14.085 --> 0:29:15.685 I reckon, they'll have some in this cupboard. 0:29:15.725 --> 0:29:16.885 And we're like, whoa, you're not. 0:29:17.445 --> 0:29:19.645 You're not supposed to go into that cupboard that's locked 0:29:19.645 --> 0:29:21.365 for reason, and she pulls. 0:29:21.085 --> 0:29:23.605 Out her bobby pin. Because mum very street smart, she 0:29:24.245 --> 0:29:29.485 undid the lock to the locked bobby pin open. 0:29:29.965 --> 0:29:33.045 There was thus like it was like ninety It had 0:29:33.085 --> 0:29:36.725 everything you possibly dream of. We had gallons of olive oil, 0:29:37.325 --> 0:29:42.405 toilet paper, sold, pepper, condiments, jam, everything you could ever need. 0:29:42.445 --> 0:29:45.605 Everything that gets rationed out into one little supply get. 0:29:45.645 --> 0:29:47.165 Did you get extras of everything? Yes? 0:29:47.165 --> 0:29:48.605 And we had opened the whole week. 0:29:50.125 --> 0:29:50.925 Rollers you want. 0:29:51.165 --> 0:29:53.925 We were living like kings. It was incredible. 0:29:54.005 --> 0:29:57.485 You get a dish tablet, you get a we. 0:29:57.405 --> 0:29:59.685 Did three cycle stop. 0:30:00.525 --> 0:30:02.725 That is high level limit parats. What do you think 0:30:02.805 --> 0:30:04.245 is always in every holiday rental? 0:30:04.485 --> 0:30:07.365 Definitely, there's always a Holy Bible in like the master 0:30:07.405 --> 0:30:08.165 bedroom drum. 0:30:08.605 --> 0:30:11.245 Ever seen that in hotels? Yeah? 0:30:13.645 --> 0:30:18.765 The B and B staying in a church in church 0:30:18.805 --> 0:30:20.605 reading before You Go Classic Gideon. 0:30:21.965 --> 0:30:24.725 Then another place we stayed at had the oldest vegimi. 0:30:24.805 --> 0:30:26.365 It was about fifteen years. 0:30:26.085 --> 0:30:26.645 Out of date. 0:30:26.965 --> 0:30:29.205 Old Vegimily it never goes out of date. 0:30:29.245 --> 0:30:31.925 I think a lot of Australiers presume it doesn't go 0:30:32.005 --> 0:30:37.365 out of date. Somehow, the yeast yeast, you can't go 0:30:37.405 --> 0:30:37.965 off year. 0:30:38.205 --> 0:30:39.205 She's like molasses. 0:30:39.245 --> 0:30:39.925 We threw it out. 0:30:40.285 --> 0:30:43.085 And then there's always the board games where there's like 0:30:43.125 --> 0:30:44.685 a puzzle with two bits missing. 0:30:44.965 --> 0:30:47.325 Yeah, my god, that's so true. Pats, Yes, yep. 0:30:47.445 --> 0:30:49.605 Or I remember remember we tried to play a game 0:30:49.685 --> 0:30:53.965 of mouse once and the actual mouse trap or mouse. 0:30:53.725 --> 0:30:58.565 Trouse around the team going a little game. 0:30:58.965 --> 0:31:01.725 I love think she meant with a live. 0:31:01.605 --> 0:31:05.365 Mouse mouse if we can have it for dinner, you 0:31:05.485 --> 0:31:06.645 put it on the jefful toaster. 0:31:07.445 --> 0:31:12.645 Anyway, the red mouse that was actually missing. It was 0:31:12.645 --> 0:31:14.165 the quickest board game play. 0:31:14.245 --> 0:31:17.405 It's it's the most unsatisfying game mouse Trap, because it 0:31:17.445 --> 0:31:21.125 all builds up to and then instead of being like 0:31:21.125 --> 0:31:23.565 this dramatic, it just slowly goes like. 0:31:23.685 --> 0:31:28.765 Yeah, how many children were devastated on Christmas Day? 0:31:28.805 --> 0:31:31.965 This is it? Three hours it's almost like a metaphor 0:31:32.045 --> 0:31:32.645 of life. 0:31:33.285 --> 0:31:36.565 This is it Christian Color Show podcast. 0:31:37.445 --> 0:31:39.565 One thing I've learned over my is to break Picnics 0:31:39.565 --> 0:31:40.965 don't really work to they. 0:31:41.445 --> 0:31:42.845 Just as a concept. 0:31:44.365 --> 0:31:48.525 Go on, just wait, the family organized one for my birthday, 0:31:49.485 --> 0:31:51.965 bless them. That's actually really nice. And then you know, 0:31:52.005 --> 0:31:54.525 you get the rug out. You're on the ground. It's 0:31:54.565 --> 0:31:58.165 not trying to get comfortable. No one's comfortable. You're shifting around, 0:31:58.205 --> 0:32:00.845 you're not comfortable. And then the flies start eating your 0:32:00.885 --> 0:32:04.165 food and stuff like that, and everyone's slightly irritable, and 0:32:04.205 --> 0:32:07.685 you're thinking, picnics don't work for reason, and also, you know, 0:32:07.885 --> 0:32:11.085 just cross the nice restaurants. He thought, you know what 0:32:11.125 --> 0:32:12.645 dad would like. He does it eat on the ground. 0:32:16.565 --> 0:32:17.565 And you can't ever like. 0:32:17.565 --> 0:32:19.765 Put any food together or anything because it's hard. Nothing's 0:32:19.805 --> 0:32:22.485 like cut, nothing's level. You've got sticks under your butt? 0:32:22.965 --> 0:32:23.285 Awful? 0:32:23.405 --> 0:32:25.125 Can you just cover that? Can you just cut? Can 0:32:25.165 --> 0:32:27.485 I just who's put the knife in here? 0:32:27.965 --> 0:32:31.165 The idea of it is so much better idea reality 0:32:31.445 --> 0:32:32.285 your reality. 0:32:32.485 --> 0:32:33.445 Same with kayaking. 0:32:33.645 --> 0:32:36.565 Yeah, thank you very much. 0:32:36.565 --> 0:32:39.045 Sure the messages were getting at the moment, people saying 0:32:39.445 --> 0:32:42.645 what are you always seeing every single holiday? Rental where 0:32:42.685 --> 0:32:48.245 it's in airbnb rend towels like sampaper was zero absorbency. 0:32:48.605 --> 0:32:50.885 You're right, those real old fashion ones. 0:32:50.605 --> 0:32:53.005 Aren't they all the size of two towels? 0:32:53.045 --> 0:32:54.445 Like they're really small. 0:32:55.805 --> 0:32:56.445 It's another thing. 0:32:56.485 --> 0:32:59.605 They're always a set. People have set rolls, don't they. 0:32:59.645 --> 0:33:02.685 When you all to camp into a brand new holiday rental, 0:33:03.005 --> 0:33:05.685 I will go and rattle those locked doors. My wife 0:33:05.725 --> 0:33:07.165 will go counting the towels. 0:33:07.565 --> 0:33:10.565 Oh interesting, because girls, girls, how many of you on 0:33:10.605 --> 0:33:12.525 your om? Okay, Chris, we've got two here. 0:33:12.765 --> 0:33:15.685 Yes. She always wants to know where the towels are. 0:33:15.845 --> 0:33:17.645 Must how we can't sleep at night. It's in a 0:33:17.645 --> 0:33:21.165 towel allocation, Christian a washing machine, but know where to 0:33:21.205 --> 0:33:24.525 hang the washing Out's true? Yeah, I think that's in 0:33:24.565 --> 0:33:26.405 that lock room as well, Alex. What do you think 0:33:26.485 --> 0:33:27.765 is always in a holiday rental? 0:33:28.045 --> 0:33:29.205 The compendium? 0:33:29.405 --> 0:33:32.845 Now, the compendium is that bonder, that plastic barner that 0:33:32.885 --> 0:33:35.925 has all the things to do, the places to write. 0:33:36.085 --> 0:33:38.445 It's always a plastic thing from office works, isn't it. 0:33:39.885 --> 0:33:43.125 Favorites, It's all recommendation fish chips. 0:33:43.565 --> 0:33:46.085 I always I always go, don't trust any of those 0:33:47.005 --> 0:33:51.325 pre getting some kickback from that dry cleaners, deep fake 0:33:52.605 --> 0:33:56.605 Christian most Airbnb, it's always got the outdoors setting covered 0:33:56.845 --> 0:34:03.445 in spider webs. Yes, yeah, Christian real basic Internet adsl 0:34:03.565 --> 0:34:07.485 plus at best one make hour. 0:34:08.645 --> 0:34:11.405 The teenagers complain why. 0:34:13.445 --> 0:34:17.085 Christian Honley Rentals always have the worst most blunt knives ever. 0:34:18.565 --> 0:34:22.005 It's barely a knife. It's barely a knife. 0:34:23.445 --> 0:34:23.845 Christian. 0:34:23.845 --> 0:34:28.005 What about the random mug selection. There's no coordination. You 0:34:28.085 --> 0:34:30.605 get those clay, random colored ones, and then some other 0:34:30.645 --> 0:34:33.165 ones that have been left there as well. Now, this 0:34:33.445 --> 0:34:38.005 here from Shanty is an interesting message. Whatever we are 0:34:38.045 --> 0:34:40.805 talking about the show, there's always room for whatever you 0:34:40.845 --> 0:34:43.565 want to add into that, right, That's how this show works. 0:34:43.805 --> 0:34:46.605 Now, Shanty sent me a message. She needs help. 0:34:47.285 --> 0:34:49.685 She needs help with this feels like the old times 0:34:49.685 --> 0:34:52.285 in newspapers when you used to have the missed connection, 0:34:53.125 --> 0:34:56.525 Jim of that you were the gentleman in the bowler hat. 0:34:56.885 --> 0:34:57.925 Maybe not here in Australia. 0:34:57.925 --> 0:35:00.045 This is my old life in London, you and then 0:35:00.085 --> 0:35:03.245 gentleman in the bowler hat. In a briefcase, Christian need 0:35:03.285 --> 0:35:06.765 help with a digital misconnection. I press match with Alex 0:35:06.845 --> 0:35:11.285 He's thirty six virgo Hinge. But the app glitched and 0:35:11.365 --> 0:35:13.805 logged me out at the right moment. I went to match. 0:35:14.325 --> 0:35:16.685 Now he's gone, Christian. Can you help He might be 0:35:16.765 --> 0:35:19.725 listening to the show right now. Someone knows him. Alex 0:35:19.765 --> 0:35:22.525 works in tech. His main photo is him on a 0:35:22.565 --> 0:35:24.645 boat with a giant watermelon. 0:35:25.765 --> 0:35:28.525 Rare photos it is, it's unusual. 0:35:28.645 --> 0:35:30.924 Why would someone pick that one? What is it saying 0:35:30.965 --> 0:35:32.325 about the personality of this person? 0:35:33.005 --> 0:35:33.965 Watermelon is coat? 0:35:34.805 --> 0:35:37.085 I was hoping that no one would actually fill that gap. 0:35:37.125 --> 0:35:40.485 I left there for decency. Rio, Can you help me 0:35:40.525 --> 0:35:44.325 find watermelon boat Alex? Is that what we're calling this 0:35:44.365 --> 0:35:48.725 guy now? Watermelon boat Alex? Chanty be careful now, why 0:35:48.725 --> 0:35:50.364 are you going to get a lot of desperate men 0:35:50.445 --> 0:35:55.925 going I'm Spartacus, I'm watermelon boat Alex. By the way, 0:35:56.045 --> 0:35:57.485 I'm not supposed to talk about this, but I just 0:35:57.485 --> 0:36:01.045 will quickly. While we're up on holiday famuel together. The 0:36:01.085 --> 0:36:05.005 first night, we're having a lovely dinner, and the waiter 0:36:05.045 --> 0:36:08.005 who's serving us clearly takes a shine to my eldest daughter. 0:36:08.605 --> 0:36:11.285 He's twenty one so and so he gives her his 0:36:11.325 --> 0:36:11.885 phone number. 0:36:11.925 --> 0:36:13.525 Oh wow, that's confidence. 0:36:13.805 --> 0:36:17.365 Yeah, And that night, you know, I go back. I 0:36:17.445 --> 0:36:20.884 leave her and her sister at the restaurant's wife goes, hey, 0:36:20.925 --> 0:36:23.565 that waiter is he's taking a shine to Ruby. Why 0:36:23.565 --> 0:36:25.085 don't we just leave them alone for five or ten 0:36:25.125 --> 0:36:26.525 minutes and you come back and walk them back to 0:36:26.565 --> 0:36:28.645 the apartment. I'm like, yeah, fine, okay, I go back 0:36:28.645 --> 0:36:30.325 and get the girls and Ruby. Sure you can find 0:36:30.365 --> 0:36:32.165 them up on this guy, she goes, hey, he wants 0:36:32.205 --> 0:36:35.125 to meet me tomorrow, you know in his van. I 0:36:35.165 --> 0:36:39.245 went that ain't that ain't happening, wow, I said, And 0:36:39.925 --> 0:36:42.405 he's picking me and you both up and I'm in 0:36:42.445 --> 0:36:46.125 the van. There's no van collection approaches a soccer team van. 0:36:47.325 --> 0:36:49.005 I said, now, that's not happening. You're meeting him in 0:36:49.005 --> 0:36:54.125 a public space, right and for coffee. So they meet 0:36:54.205 --> 0:36:56.605 up the next morning in a public space for coffee. 0:36:56.645 --> 0:36:58.965 She comes back about two hours late. It's a lovely time, right, 0:36:59.205 --> 0:37:04.605 nice for her. And she goes he's thirty ah, And 0:37:04.645 --> 0:37:06.884 I'm like, right, okay, that is the end of that. 0:37:07.045 --> 0:37:10.085 A thirty year old isn't like a young man. That's 0:37:10.085 --> 0:37:12.765 a man, yes, And I said, I don't want to 0:37:12.805 --> 0:37:15.005 be that voice. But if he's done that move once 0:37:15.525 --> 0:37:18.005 someone up here on they pick you up in the van. 0:37:18.325 --> 0:37:21.765 Here's a phone number. He's he's got form and you're not. 0:37:21.965 --> 0:37:23.925 You're not falling into that. That was the end of that. 0:37:24.165 --> 0:37:27.845 Yes, he's like Leonardo DiCaprio, but with a van instead. 0:37:27.405 --> 0:37:32.645 Of the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:37:33.605 --> 0:37:36.725 Christian, every holiday rental always hands the milk pods where 0:37:36.725 --> 0:37:38.565 you need at least five of them to get one 0:37:38.645 --> 0:37:39.565 measy cup of tea. 0:37:39.925 --> 0:37:43.285 Brody so true, Mick, Christian. 0:37:43.325 --> 0:37:46.205 The back has always fallen off the remote control or 0:37:46.245 --> 0:37:50.525 there's this tape round it keeping the battery in Airbnb, 0:37:50.805 --> 0:37:54.085 always have the Ikea artworks around the whole place. It's 0:37:54.085 --> 0:37:57.005 like an Ikea art gallery. Well, Dean Sydney was right. 0:37:57.005 --> 0:37:57.884 It's the Highland cow. 0:37:58.165 --> 0:38:03.045 Yes, I know exactly the one, that big one, isn't it. 0:38:03.845 --> 0:38:06.845 There's that and the zebra is the other one. 0:38:07.005 --> 0:38:09.885 Then there's the giant lily as well. Yeah, I presume 0:38:09.925 --> 0:38:11.525 that's the flower. I think it is a lily. It's 0:38:11.525 --> 0:38:13.485 that big white whatever it is is a big giant 0:38:13.485 --> 0:38:16.125 white orc. I think it's an orchard or a lily. Anyway, 0:38:16.165 --> 0:38:17.605 we don't need to get into a to the flowers. 0:38:17.805 --> 0:38:19.645 No one's showing at the radio. Get it right, man, 0:38:19.765 --> 0:38:22.445 it's an orchid, not a lily. And Ario you went 0:38:22.485 --> 0:38:25.605 to see a retro band over the Easter break, he 0:38:25.685 --> 0:38:26.125 did you see? 0:38:26.205 --> 0:38:28.485 Yes, we were very excited. We went to see disco 0:38:28.645 --> 0:38:33.844 Legends bony M. Yeah, the final curtain to us, so 0:38:34.045 --> 0:38:35.605 last time doing a big both. 0:38:35.525 --> 0:38:38.165 Their final curtain, that's the one before you go to 0:38:38.205 --> 0:38:39.125 the other side. 0:38:38.925 --> 0:38:43.285 The final final curt Okay, it's funny. 0:38:43.525 --> 0:38:44.884 So it's like a crematorium. 0:38:46.165 --> 0:38:51.925 Well, just bone to them. 0:38:52.085 --> 0:38:55.245 Interesting you say that because as they come out for 0:38:55.285 --> 0:38:58.045 the first song, expecting you know, we've seen the film 0:38:58.045 --> 0:39:01.405 clips with the whole band, they're doing all the dancing, incredible. 0:39:00.965 --> 0:39:03.645 Great spiuchin. Yeah. 0:39:03.965 --> 0:39:05.605 And also they must be knocking on a bit now, 0:39:05.645 --> 0:39:07.525 I mean they were like middle aged in the seventies. 0:39:08.205 --> 0:39:12.525 Yeah, yeah, there they as we've learned beyond knocking on 0:39:12.645 --> 0:39:13.685 because only. 0:39:13.725 --> 0:39:14.925 You beyond the grape. 0:39:15.205 --> 0:39:21.085 Well we had live expecting the full band, the guy 0:39:21.125 --> 0:39:22.325 with the big hill all coming out. 0:39:22.685 --> 0:39:25.364 Just one band member comes out for the for the 0:39:25.365 --> 0:39:27.805 first song. We were like, oh, there must be maybe 0:39:27.845 --> 0:39:31.485 this is just like they built by around. It was 0:39:31.565 --> 0:39:33.884 just this one woman and a backup singer and then 0:39:33.925 --> 0:39:36.205 I sort of recognized her and they're like, oh, maybe 0:39:36.205 --> 0:39:38.085 the rest of the band comes out, maybe a few 0:39:38.125 --> 0:39:40.565 songs later, they get through more more of their set, 0:39:40.645 --> 0:39:42.445 and it's very clear that it's just. 0:39:43.045 --> 0:39:43.885 The one member. 0:39:44.165 --> 0:39:47.085 What they had a fall out or we did some googleing, 0:39:47.165 --> 0:39:47.805 gone too soon? 0:39:48.085 --> 0:39:54.965 Well, yes, members have left this world. 0:39:54.565 --> 0:39:56.645 It was so sad for that one remaining. 0:39:56.765 --> 0:40:00.924 Remember just talking, just doing it, kind of wet round 0:40:01.045 --> 0:40:03.965 to say, oh, that's really so Yeah. 0:40:03.965 --> 0:40:05.485 It was the gear change. 0:40:05.485 --> 0:40:06.245 Were they good? Though? 0:40:06.525 --> 0:40:09.965 Incredible heavy lift, the work of form. 0:40:10.165 --> 0:40:12.525 Old you know that suddenly you got to do like 0:40:12.605 --> 0:40:15.325 four backing vocals, you do an end sharing with the 0:40:15.365 --> 0:40:16.364 foot pedals. 0:40:16.765 --> 0:40:18.125 It's a lot for an old timer. 0:40:18.245 --> 0:40:19.885 They had a full band, she was working and she 0:40:19.925 --> 0:40:21.525 had she had a bit of help from a couple 0:40:21.565 --> 0:40:22.405 of backup singers. 0:40:22.605 --> 0:40:25.125 But she was incredible, I've got to say, but. 0:40:25.165 --> 0:40:29.325 It wasn't the full spectacle that we had gone there. 0:40:29.405 --> 0:40:30.605 Sort of very s then. 0:40:30.645 --> 0:40:34.125 Also you could googled put someone on the poster. 0:40:34.365 --> 0:40:36.405 Yes, and to bony and Brackets. It's only one of 0:40:36.405 --> 0:40:44.725 the dead and it's not like you shouldn't be surprised 0:40:44.765 --> 0:40:46.645 it's bony am it's publicly available. 0:40:46.645 --> 0:40:49.365 In their forties in nineteen seventy nine. 0:40:49.405 --> 0:40:53.285 It's not that a good It didn't. They didn't trick us, 0:40:53.285 --> 0:40:55.405 I guess, but we were. We were going in with 0:40:55.525 --> 0:40:58.285 very different expectations to what we ended up. 0:40:58.925 --> 0:41:00.805 You see this a lot now where either there's been 0:41:00.845 --> 0:41:03.365 a legal dispute or they're you know a lot of 0:41:03.405 --> 0:41:06.565 these bands from the eighties, nineties and who are touring 0:41:06.605 --> 0:41:09.405 again now, But then the couple aren't in the original 0:41:09.405 --> 0:41:11.805 line up, or they go it's one of the original 0:41:11.845 --> 0:41:13.925 lineup and a couple of randos they got And you 0:41:14.005 --> 0:41:16.645 don't really know. This happens a lot now because you're 0:41:16.645 --> 0:41:18.365 a tina. Who did you see where it wasn't the 0:41:18.405 --> 0:41:19.805 whole lineup, it was some of them. 0:41:20.125 --> 0:41:22.125 Yes, so I saw the band five, which is meant 0:41:22.165 --> 0:41:23.965 to have five members, but I only saw them with 0:41:24.085 --> 0:41:25.885 three members. 0:41:26.125 --> 0:41:28.925 Please please tell me. Do you remember do you remember? 0:41:29.045 --> 0:41:31.765 Was it abs spelled ab z abs. 0:41:32.405 --> 0:41:34.404 He was there and he got so puffed out during 0:41:34.445 --> 0:41:36.445 one of the songs he had to lie down of gospel? 0:41:36.925 --> 0:41:39.365 Are you kidding? 0:41:40.165 --> 0:41:45.285 Bony him is still doing it your late forties abs 0:41:45.325 --> 0:41:47.884 as he still got the abs there is he blowed up. 0:41:48.925 --> 0:41:51.205 You need some of that blow teas crusoes, blow tea. 0:41:51.405 --> 0:41:52.125 It's kind of. 0:41:52.125 --> 0:41:57.605 Flat, aren't they. They're here next month in Australia. 0:41:59.125 --> 0:42:01.725 All five and you know what all the posters say, 0:42:01.845 --> 0:42:03.725 very specifically all five. 0:42:04.005 --> 0:42:04.165 Right. 0:42:05.125 --> 0:42:06.685 I was in Sydney a couple of months ago and 0:42:06.685 --> 0:42:08.405 wherever they're playing. I was doing the talk and it 0:42:08.525 --> 0:42:11.765 Shibision Center and five of them and in bock doors 0:42:11.805 --> 0:42:11.965 at the. 0:42:11.925 --> 0:42:14.405 Bottom went featuring all five. 0:42:15.365 --> 0:42:22.765 Oh, they're like collectibles, all the la boo boos. 0:42:20.445 --> 0:42:23.765 And Aby said it was the other one, Richie Neville. 0:42:24.005 --> 0:42:25.404 Yeah, you live in a show for a little bit. 0:42:25.525 --> 0:42:26.005 That's right. 0:42:26.725 --> 0:42:31.685 They're not quite as memorable as you keep on moving 0:42:31.725 --> 0:42:32.365 in the bang up. 0:42:33.485 --> 0:42:34.364 What do you get now? 0:42:36.405 --> 0:42:40.645 Yes they are, and they were. They changed the spelling 0:42:40.685 --> 0:42:42.965 of their name. This is when bands did it in 0:42:43.005 --> 0:42:46.364 the sort of ninety two thousand, so they became how 0:42:46.405 --> 0:42:47.165 did they spell it? 0:42:47.205 --> 0:42:47.445 Was it? 0:42:48.365 --> 0:42:50.965 They had the like the number five and then V. 0:42:51.405 --> 0:42:51.885 I think. 0:42:53.965 --> 0:42:57.285 It was the two thousands. That's what we did back 0:42:57.325 --> 0:42:57.884 then for fun. 0:42:58.485 --> 0:43:01.525 All right, bands you've seen where it's only some of 0:43:01.645 --> 0:43:05.125 the original lineup. This would be this show soon. Oh, 0:43:05.125 --> 0:43:07.205 I saw the Christians going on the show. It wasn't 0:43:07.245 --> 0:43:10.325 even Christian, it wasn't it wasn't real. It wasn't Alex, 0:43:10.845 --> 0:43:13.045 it was worse. It was producer Caitlin. It was three 0:43:13.085 --> 0:43:15.844 hours of stories from a honeymoon in Vietnam whilst she's 0:43:15.885 --> 0:43:17.965 wearing a peaky blinders Hesse and SACKFZ. 0:43:19.685 --> 0:43:22.925 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:43:23.445 --> 0:43:26.004 Not the original lineup ever gone to see a band 0:43:26.045 --> 0:43:32.685 of various reasons, death, legal disputes. It was a very very, 0:43:32.845 --> 0:43:36.245 very big and they were huge here as well. British 0:43:36.245 --> 0:43:40.165 band in the eighties. Four of them, Bucks Fizz right, 0:43:40.525 --> 0:43:42.364 making your mind up? I think they had. I think 0:43:42.365 --> 0:43:45.325 they won Eurovision twice. Anyway, about ten years ago I 0:43:45.405 --> 0:43:48.485 was doing a hosting an Awards do and Summer Bucks 0:43:48.525 --> 0:43:51.965 Fizz were there and so before and I said, so, okay, 0:43:52.005 --> 0:43:54.965 I'll introduce you and then you'll do these three songs. 0:43:55.005 --> 0:43:57.085 When no, no, we can only do one of them. We've 0:43:57.085 --> 0:43:59.885 had a split up and legally we can't do those 0:43:59.925 --> 0:44:03.085 two songs. I remember, those are the two biggest hits. 0:44:03.205 --> 0:44:04.285 What you gonna do? They did? 0:44:04.445 --> 0:44:08.485 They did some B sides. Who's got who won't they 0:44:08.965 --> 0:44:11.725 where he can do them? He's doing his own bucks. 0:44:11.765 --> 0:44:16.444 They've got two rival Bucks business. Oh no, you can't 0:44:16.485 --> 0:44:22.525 sing that song. That's my song. All right, there's there's 0:44:22.565 --> 0:44:25.725 like breakfast shows when they fall out. Anyway, let's go 0:44:25.765 --> 0:44:30.485 to Ben now, good morning, Ben christ I'm good. Welcome 0:44:30.525 --> 0:44:32.525 to the show, Ben, thanks recording and so you went 0:44:32.565 --> 0:44:33.605 to see you too. 0:44:34.045 --> 0:44:37.125 That's correct. Yeah, back in about ninety three summer at 0:44:37.125 --> 0:44:41.805 the City Football Stadium. But I was doing his second 0:44:41.885 --> 0:44:44.645 character as Macfisto, which is pretty weird. Anyway. 0:44:44.805 --> 0:44:47.125 That was the one with the horns and the gold jacket. 0:44:47.165 --> 0:44:50.205 Yes, it was calling the post yess it called Dame 0:44:50.485 --> 0:44:55.165 the Everage. At one stage, just have a chat on stage. 0:44:54.085 --> 0:44:56.565 Everything Ben is saying, this is what mcphisto was. 0:44:56.685 --> 0:44:59.404 What what? What's like a play on the devil. It's 0:44:59.725 --> 0:45:00.525 hard to explain. 0:45:00.685 --> 0:45:00.884 Now. 0:45:02.445 --> 0:45:04.965 It felt like, okay, that's who he's a He's not 0:45:05.005 --> 0:45:05.805 the fly anymore. 0:45:05.845 --> 0:45:07.924 He's mcphisto. Yeah. 0:45:08.525 --> 0:45:11.485 But anyway, the bass player Adam, who was real ladies man, 0:45:11.645 --> 0:45:13.565 just happened not to be on stage that night. He said, 0:45:13.605 --> 0:45:15.925 such a binder in Sydney on Friday night two hungover, 0:45:15.925 --> 0:45:18.045 I couldn't make the stage, so that the bass technician 0:45:18.125 --> 0:45:21.004 rocked up and pretended to be Adam, and Evermon's going, 0:45:21.325 --> 0:45:25.405 that's not Adam. But anyway, he put on a great show. 0:45:26.485 --> 0:45:28.605 I saw one a few times where you two played 0:45:28.605 --> 0:45:31.445 and it wasn't the actual lineup, that's. 0:45:31.325 --> 0:45:34.485 Right, Yes, one of the thousand apparently something like that. 0:45:34.725 --> 0:45:37.125 Yeah, Ben, thank you very much his story. Did you 0:45:37.205 --> 0:45:38.005 enjoy the show though? 0:45:38.085 --> 0:45:41.484 I saw it was my first show of a few 0:45:42.125 --> 0:45:45.525 and the guitarist the ag was on fire and as 0:45:45.525 --> 0:45:48.565 a band that were great, loved it, great memory. 0:45:48.645 --> 0:45:50.405 Yeah, Ben, thank you very much for calling mate. Have 0:45:50.445 --> 0:45:51.685 a good day, thanks guys. 0:45:51.765 --> 0:45:55.365 Cheers, Paul, good morning, Paul. Yeah, all right, not the 0:45:55.365 --> 0:45:56.964 original lineup? Who did you see, Paul? 0:45:57.925 --> 0:46:00.005 Welcome back, by the way, Thank you very much. 0:46:00.045 --> 0:46:02.885 Great to be back actually, and Paul, I've had a 0:46:02.925 --> 0:46:06.085 lovely Easter break as well, Paul. Not the original lineup? 0:46:06.125 --> 0:46:06.685 What was the band? 0:46:07.485 --> 0:46:10.645 I went to see the Animals but the English group 0:46:10.725 --> 0:46:15.005 the Animals from the sixties and stuff and half of 0:46:15.045 --> 0:46:15.765 the Rising Sun. 0:46:15.885 --> 0:46:17.325 Yeah, big big band back in the day. 0:46:17.965 --> 0:46:21.325 Yeah, they brought out some great music. But where it 0:46:21.445 --> 0:46:25.444 was advertised to have the original singer Richard Burton and 0:46:25.565 --> 0:46:27.884 all the band members, and when we went to see 0:46:28.085 --> 0:46:31.165 the show, the only original band member was the drummer. 0:46:33.805 --> 0:46:36.245 I think he's some guy called Mick. But he's not 0:46:37.085 --> 0:46:39.485 he's not He's not the animals, He's just he's just 0:46:41.005 --> 0:46:41.805 the drums. 0:46:42.165 --> 0:46:44.485 The lad singer was like in his late thirties. He 0:46:44.605 --> 0:46:51.125 wasn't wouldn't have even been born. They put on a 0:46:51.125 --> 0:46:53.805 great show when the drama stood there and spoke for 0:46:53.845 --> 0:46:57.045 ten minutes telling us about a gig they played with 0:46:57.165 --> 0:47:00.165 Mick Jagger and stuff. But he was the only original 0:47:00.245 --> 0:47:00.805 band member. 0:47:01.005 --> 0:47:03.205 I love it. This is fantastic. 0:47:04.005 --> 0:47:09.245 One of the animals, at least animals the night on 0:47:09.445 --> 0:47:11.085 stage an animal. 0:47:13.125 --> 0:47:16.924 Advertising with Richard Burton. But they should have said with 0:47:16.965 --> 0:47:24.285 the original drama child but not what we were expecting. 0:47:24.405 --> 0:47:27.005 No, not at all, Paul, Thank you very much. The 0:47:27.045 --> 0:47:30.525 story mate, have a good day too. No, you don't 0:47:30.525 --> 0:47:32.525 need to go to Google. The lead singer of the 0:47:32.525 --> 0:47:36.085 Animals was Eric Burden, not the actor Richard Burton, who 0:47:36.165 --> 0:47:39.685 was married to Elizabeth Taylor, made movies and also had 0:47:39.685 --> 0:47:41.565 a big hit with Out of the Writing Sun. 0:47:43.125 --> 0:47:45.765 You are Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:47:46.245 --> 0:47:48.205 We're talking about going to see bands, but it's not 0:47:48.325 --> 0:47:53.165 you end up seeing not quite the original lineup, Kathy, Christian, 0:47:52.965 --> 0:47:55.364 I know what exactly we're talking about. Went to see 0:47:55.365 --> 0:47:58.245 the Village People a few years back. Little it was 0:47:58.245 --> 0:48:04.045 actually just the village person only the lead singer policeman 0:48:04.805 --> 0:48:05.725 store the original. 0:48:07.405 --> 0:48:07.725 Wow. 0:48:09.085 --> 0:48:11.485 I guess let's to travel with let's outfits. 0:48:12.085 --> 0:48:15.445 It's lighter to travel just carry on luggage rather than 0:48:15.485 --> 0:48:16.485 all the Elvis. 0:48:16.565 --> 0:48:20.485 You gotta take it with you. That's my favorite one, Kathy, 0:48:20.525 --> 0:48:22.404 thank you very much. All Right, we're back down. It's 0:48:22.405 --> 0:48:24.285 time for your brand new, brilliant misheard lyrics. 0:48:24.885 --> 0:48:30.765 It's just another misshard Monday, Christian O'Connell's miss heard Lyrics. 0:48:30.965 --> 0:48:33.165 We do this every Monday on the Christian o'connells Show. 0:48:33.165 --> 0:48:36.245 Whenever you miss here a lyric, email me Christian at 0:48:36.285 --> 0:48:37.364 Christian O'Connell dot com. 0:48:37.365 --> 0:48:38.165 Do you on a Monday? 0:48:38.245 --> 0:48:40.285 We play them back if we would agree what you 0:48:40.285 --> 0:48:44.884 think you're miss hearing, if we don't hear it, and 0:48:44.925 --> 0:48:48.325 if it's a really great one. Hall of Favor now 0:48:48.445 --> 0:48:52.045 Peevis Hall of Famous, Fred had this sme Elton John 0:48:52.125 --> 0:48:57.485 Crocodile Rock, dreaming of my Chevy and my oubergine out 0:48:57.565 --> 0:49:00.844 a very proud aubergine Grower Award winning. 0:49:00.885 --> 0:49:06.525 Actually she sounds a bit brude, didn't it. 0:49:06.965 --> 0:49:10.205 Some things are not meant to. They can ober jeans. 0:49:10.245 --> 0:49:14.884 Sandy has been corrupted from innocence by emojis. Yes, yes, yes, 0:49:14.925 --> 0:49:18.924 it's a sad thing. A lot of people listening right 0:49:18.965 --> 0:49:22.845 now who compete at local fairs and such compete about 0:49:22.845 --> 0:49:29.645 their their massive Ober jeans. I've said too much. I 0:49:29.685 --> 0:49:31.485 love this Hall of Famer from Phil We had a 0:49:31.525 --> 0:49:34.165 couple of weeks ago Black Fingernails, Red Wine by Eskimojo, 0:49:34.845 --> 0:49:42.285 who just just doesn't understand the point of fingers. All right, 0:49:42.365 --> 0:49:44.205 let's get into your brand new ones. What do we 0:49:44.205 --> 0:49:46.405 get over the easter break. Andrew has been listening to 0:49:47.005 --> 0:49:50.645 Cracker Island by the Gorillas. They taught themselves to be 0:49:50.685 --> 0:49:55.645 a cult they them? Or did they teach themselves to 0:49:55.685 --> 0:49:56.445 be a bovine? 0:49:56.485 --> 0:49:56.884 A cow? 0:49:57.085 --> 0:50:04.045 They These instructional videos now on YouTube are getting better 0:50:04.085 --> 0:50:04.485 and better. 0:50:04.565 --> 0:50:06.924 You can learn how to be a cow they taught them. 0:50:09.485 --> 0:50:11.405 It does sound like it co in his lyric anyway, 0:50:13.925 --> 0:50:17.685 Peers Chappelle posh name Peers, I didn't know we had 0:50:17.685 --> 0:50:20.565 a peers listening to the show spanned about a chant 0:50:20.645 --> 0:50:23.004 number one. I don't need this pressure on great song. 0:50:27.125 --> 0:50:29.285 Or they take a look around a restaurant. They don't 0:50:29.365 --> 0:50:36.805 need this restaurant. 0:50:35.685 --> 0:50:36.485 Pressure. 0:50:37.285 --> 0:50:40.245 Maybe Tony's had a couple of wines or something of 0:50:40.285 --> 0:50:51.805 the house special in his restaurant. What we're back, Vanessa's 0:50:51.845 --> 0:50:55.045 got can't stand the kids, sorry, can't stand by kids 0:50:55.045 --> 0:50:57.805 in the kitchen? All right, old man trying to get 0:50:57.845 --> 0:51:02.005 it said around the new bands. Caught in the crossfire, 0:51:02.085 --> 0:51:09.645 burnt my tanger or is it caught in the cross fire? 0:51:09.685 --> 0:51:18.685 Burnt my chicken? Yeah, burnt the chicken. 0:51:24.005 --> 0:51:24.245 Yes. 0:51:26.445 --> 0:51:29.085 Matty Deacon has been listened to Tam and Parlor and 0:51:29.125 --> 0:51:35.005 not My World. Oh, I can't stand sounds fun. 0:51:36.845 --> 0:51:39.685 Oh a cat's dead, No wonder, he's down, No wonder. 0:51:47.285 --> 0:51:51.565 What makes this genius is easn't just saying a cat's dead. 0:51:52.085 --> 0:51:59.645 He was like, oh, a cat's dead. I'm sorry, come 0:51:59.685 --> 0:52:03.765 on in, v I P you rush through instance Hall 0:52:03.885 --> 0:52:06.924 of Favor cats. Wait what. 0:52:11.125 --> 0:52:13.485 Peat's be listening to? He's been smashing Calvin? How are 0:52:13.565 --> 0:52:21.404 sweet nothing? I'm living on sweets nothing, origin, I'm living 0:52:21.445 --> 0:52:24.325 on a sexy gurkin. We began with the oubergine, we 0:52:24.445 --> 0:52:30.884 end with the gurkin. It's not as a gurkin, it's 0:52:30.885 --> 0:52:39.165 a sexy gurkin. Pegu sexy gurkin. Come on in Hall 0:52:39.245 --> 0:52:44.005 of Favor. Wait, what's happened to the cat? 0:52:44.525 --> 0:52:46.205 Thank you very much. Sure you miss her lyrics? 0:52:46.245 --> 0:52:49.285 As always when you miss hear them, email me Christian 0:52:49.325 --> 0:52:51.405 at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. 0:52:51.565 --> 0:52:55.125 Thank you very much, Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:52:55.885 --> 0:52:57.445 We've been talking on the show today about going to 0:52:57.485 --> 0:53:00.525 see bands, but it's not the complete original lineup for 0:53:00.645 --> 0:53:04.285 various reasons. This guy, I'm actually jealous about the replace 0:53:04.325 --> 0:53:06.685 to me in Christian, I won't see the Pogues in Boston. 0:53:06.805 --> 0:53:10.045 Going to see the amazing Pogues in Boston, big Irish 0:53:10.045 --> 0:53:13.685 community there would be incredible. For Christian seaemer Gown wasn't 0:53:13.765 --> 0:53:17.245 touring with them, but was replaced by Joe Strummer who 0:53:17.765 --> 0:53:18.245 leads sing. 0:53:18.205 --> 0:53:22.045 With the Cash. That would be incredible. As with this one, Christian, 0:53:22.085 --> 0:53:24.605 I went to see his years Janine. 0:53:24.605 --> 0:53:27.325 Sorry, the EMUs was come in. Christian went. We were 0:53:27.325 --> 0:53:29.245 in New York. You two were doing a free pop 0:53:29.325 --> 0:53:31.045 up show in Times Square as part of the World 0:53:31.045 --> 0:53:34.885 at Age Day. Unfortunately, Bono had fallen off his bike 0:53:34.965 --> 0:53:37.565 in Central Park on the day of the Geek Chris 0:53:37.605 --> 0:53:41.645 Martin stepped in his front what he shared it with 0:53:41.885 --> 0:53:45.045 They swapped her at halftime with Bruce Springsteen Get out 0:53:45.045 --> 0:53:47.285 of Town not mean funny, I Love You to the ground, 0:53:47.325 --> 0:53:51.245 but it's a bit of an upgrade getting the Boss song. 0:53:51.645 --> 0:53:54.364 Did he sneak in any of his own songs? And 0:53:54.405 --> 0:53:56.645 not just that because the MC introduced them? Was Bill 0:53:56.685 --> 0:54:02.925 Clinton show? Imagine his rider backstage? 0:54:03.285 --> 0:54:06.965 Anyway? It's none of my business, is it? All right? 0:54:07.045 --> 0:54:11.085 Let's get in a late to the party, late. 0:54:14.765 --> 0:54:18.165 Later party the home of all your emails to the show. 0:54:19.245 --> 0:54:20.645 An if you were talking about the show, we never 0:54:20.645 --> 0:54:22.685 completely move on. You can pick it up whenever you want. 0:54:22.925 --> 0:54:25.005 A recent show. We were asking you, how do you 0:54:25.045 --> 0:54:25.605 lose the tooth? 0:54:25.805 --> 0:54:26.085 Steve? 0:54:26.165 --> 0:54:29.485 I was playing kiss Chase, Christian. I'm sure that game 0:54:29.565 --> 0:54:34.725 is not allowed anymore. The phrase chase in the kissing 0:54:34.845 --> 0:54:38.285 and the chase, the chasing. It was the earliest appearance 0:54:38.285 --> 0:54:40.844 of the manisphere of really, christ I was playing kiss 0:54:40.925 --> 0:54:42.365 Chase and just as I was about to kiss my 0:54:42.405 --> 0:54:48.685 intended target again Edit edit these, I mean I tripped 0:54:48.685 --> 0:54:50.885 and knocked out my two front teeth. That will learn you, 0:54:50.925 --> 0:54:54.285 Steve Ray, my older brother yanked the tea towel I 0:54:54.405 --> 0:54:56.165 had in my mouth. I didn't want to know why 0:54:56.165 --> 0:54:57.844 the tea tawl was in your mouth and the two 0:54:58.125 --> 0:55:00.925 top front teeth flew out under the oven. We couldn't 0:55:00.965 --> 0:55:02.205 get them out, so I had a huge gap for 0:55:02.285 --> 0:55:05.445 three years, then later shattered the top left tooth on 0:55:05.565 --> 0:55:06.405 the edge. 0:55:06.165 --> 0:55:07.245 Of a swimming pool. 0:55:08.645 --> 0:55:12.125 Alay, fame in the family. We're asking you for a 0:55:12.365 --> 0:55:15.325 you go any fame in your family tree? Well, this 0:55:15.405 --> 0:55:18.365 guy has Christian. My dad wrote the burger is a 0:55:18.405 --> 0:55:22.405 better at angry jacks, No way. Our listener's dad wrote, 0:55:22.405 --> 0:55:26.805 the burgers are better at heck hungry jacks better at 0:55:26.805 --> 0:55:29.645 angry jacks. Christian, It gets better. He married the sister 0:55:30.085 --> 0:55:34.725 of former Miss Australia and Sarah, the century model Judy Green, 0:55:35.165 --> 0:55:38.765 who is married to Richard Norton, kung fu movie star 0:55:39.005 --> 0:55:41.525 who is on movies with Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan 0:55:41.965 --> 0:55:44.005 Before he was ABBA's bodyguards. 0:55:44.085 --> 0:55:47.885 Oh what a reunion. Imagine that family. 0:55:48.125 --> 0:55:50.725 This is throwing shade over everyone's fame in the family. 0:55:51.725 --> 0:55:54.844 Uh and Christian, this one comes from Yan came in 0:55:54.885 --> 0:55:57.525 over the Easter break Christians listening to the show whilst 0:55:57.525 --> 0:56:00.605 You're off, and they played the story about your daughter 0:56:00.685 --> 0:56:03.405 having a T shirt eat Yo Greens. 0:56:03.845 --> 0:56:04.645 For about two years. 0:56:04.685 --> 0:56:07.325 My daughter does t shirt eat yo greens, and whenever 0:56:07.365 --> 0:56:08.965 I'd wash it and fold it up, was like I 0:56:09.045 --> 0:56:10.884 must have been like an ironic thing about, you know, 0:56:10.925 --> 0:56:13.525 getting your five portions of green today. It's only when 0:56:13.525 --> 0:56:15.325 she left home and had closer look at what I 0:56:15.365 --> 0:56:19.165 thought was a broccoli stemp and realized the old man 0:56:19.205 --> 0:56:22.445 had been taken from my buying that and letting her 0:56:22.525 --> 0:56:24.884 wonder about in public with me wearing that eat yo 0:56:25.005 --> 0:56:30.765 greens with the giants marijuana leg I stupidly thought a broccli. 0:56:31.045 --> 0:56:33.525 She Boddy loves that broccoli. Eat your broccolies. 0:56:35.005 --> 0:56:37.365 It reminded me of my father daughter. A weed story 0:56:37.365 --> 0:56:37.685 of me. 0:56:37.925 --> 0:56:40.965 Oh we love one of those eight thirty five weed story. 0:56:41.765 --> 0:56:44.725 Years ago, my ex husband built a greenhouse. I can 0:56:44.725 --> 0:56:49.004 already see where this is going into the greenhouse. Years ago, 0:56:49.045 --> 0:56:51.565 my ex husband, we know what it's an ex is 0:56:51.565 --> 0:56:55.325 he serving time? Years ago, my ex husband built a 0:56:55.325 --> 0:56:57.805 greenhouse where we lived out on the sticks, where my 0:56:57.845 --> 0:57:00.405 parents came to visit. I probably showed Dad all the plows, 0:57:00.925 --> 0:57:04.765 which I thought were tomatoes. You think tomatoes, I thought 0:57:04.765 --> 0:57:10.884 broccoli greens. Dad said the leaves looked unusual but healthy. 0:57:11.485 --> 0:57:13.805 Later when my husband got home, I said to him, 0:57:13.845 --> 0:57:16.325 I showed my dad your greenhouse. He went sheet white. 0:57:17.045 --> 0:57:21.605 Eventually admitted those old bloody tomatoes and marijuana. 0:57:22.365 --> 0:57:23.965 A friend brackets. 0:57:24.125 --> 0:57:32.325 A friend asked him to grow them. Patsy's husband, Chris 0:57:33.605 --> 0:57:38.085 or magazines a friend the older kid made me do it. Yeah, yeah, 0:57:38.445 --> 0:57:39.885 I told him to get rid of them, but I 0:57:39.885 --> 0:57:41.525 didn't need to worry. A few weeks later the police 0:57:41.605 --> 0:57:46.445 raided the property after the same mate to me, you 0:57:46.525 --> 0:57:52.485 enjoyed my story, great edition there later to the party, 0:57:52.845 --> 0:57:55.845 as always throwing your emails any stories, we love getting them. 0:57:56.005 --> 0:57:59.405 Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com tod are you you are? 0:57:59.725 --> 0:58:02.365 Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:58:02.445 --> 0:58:04.685 Team tomorrow, Let's come back to this. 0:58:05.805 --> 0:58:08.165 What do you allergic to? I just remember one I 0:58:08.205 --> 0:58:10.805 was up there Noos. There was a couple and I 0:58:10.805 --> 0:58:13.485 could tell they're having a discussion about a body of 0:58:13.565 --> 0:58:15.965 grass and the other side of it. And I couldn't help, 0:58:15.965 --> 0:58:18.085 you know what, I've got to get involved, And I 0:58:18.125 --> 0:58:20.885 was like, everything, okay here and the guy goes my wife. 0:58:20.925 --> 0:58:24.005 They're in there's six sees she's allergic to grass and 0:58:24.045 --> 0:58:25.925 she doesn't know how to get to the jetty to 0:58:25.925 --> 0:58:28.365 get the ferry, and I found her a path that 0:58:28.405 --> 0:58:29.085 she could get down. 0:58:29.485 --> 0:58:31.765 But I never heard of anyone who's allergic to grass. 0:58:32.045 --> 0:58:34.885 I'm a little bit allergic to grass. Yeah, the pollen 0:58:34.965 --> 0:58:35.565 in the grass. 0:58:35.645 --> 0:58:38.005 No, she said it wasn't that. It was if her 0:58:38.085 --> 0:58:39.125 skin touches it. 0:58:39.285 --> 0:58:40.205 Oh, I've never heard of that. 0:58:41.085 --> 0:58:42.885 He's an allergy, isn't it. It might be the pollen, 0:58:42.925 --> 0:58:45.125 but when it touches her skin. But I didn't want 0:58:45.125 --> 0:58:47.805 to say, you're wearing shoes. I did offer to help 0:58:47.845 --> 0:58:50.885 with her husband carrier over the grass, but they were like, 0:58:50.925 --> 0:58:51.365 that's weird. 0:58:51.405 --> 0:58:53.765 I don't want to go steady for ten minutes. You 0:58:53.805 --> 0:58:55.365 can't getting on the boat if you don't hurry up. 0:58:59.565 --> 0:59:00.405 Today's time waste. 0:59:00.405 --> 0:59:04.325 They're asking you to make a Movie's make a movie eighties. 0:59:04.445 --> 0:59:08.445 It is world. No, it isn't make a Movie's eight 0:59:08.565 --> 0:59:11.165 eat anyway for grabs great price. 0:59:11.245 --> 0:59:15.845 A five hundred dollar Hijinks Hotel gift guard sounds like 0:59:15.885 --> 0:59:18.645 a hotel. It is called the Hijinks Hotel. It's where 0:59:18.725 --> 0:59:23.085 Fun checks in and Mordem checks out. Search Hijink's Hotel. 0:59:23.365 --> 0:59:25.445 There actually is a game venue where every room's a 0:59:25.445 --> 0:59:27.965 different challenge. So if you want to do it, family, friends, 0:59:28.165 --> 0:59:30.485 your team at work, it's on us for the best 0:59:30.485 --> 0:59:31.205 in show today. 0:59:31.365 --> 0:59:35.805 Make a movie eighties? All right, make a movie eighties? 0:59:36.005 --> 0:59:41.805 What about Shallow Hall and Oates, Gold, catcha Goo Goo Goonies, 0:59:44.645 --> 0:59:45.885 Mad Beat, Max. 0:59:47.485 --> 0:59:50.485 Forrest, Crimp. You went there in the eighties. Everyone was 0:59:50.605 --> 0:59:55.485 crimping there. Yay, Patsy, you would have been crimping back 0:59:55.485 --> 0:59:58.605 in the day. Everyone Blue Light with. 0:59:58.565 --> 1:00:05.525 My Honey, I shrunk the cabbage Patch kids, Gold Slinky's 1:00:05.525 --> 1:00:06.205 on a plane. 1:00:06.565 --> 1:00:07.205 That's bronze. 1:00:07.245 --> 1:00:10.685 No, No, that's solid. God, rub that bronze off. What's underneath? 1:00:10.685 --> 1:00:14.085 It's natural gold? Rio. What have you got? Make a 1:00:14.125 --> 1:00:14.765 movie eighties? 1:00:14.965 --> 1:00:15.885 Shoulder Paddington. 1:00:16.285 --> 1:00:19.685 Oh my god, that is straight out the gates Gat Gap. 1:00:20.125 --> 1:00:22.205 That's gold Gnarali and me. 1:00:22.805 --> 1:00:25.045 Isn't what you guys always used to say? Oh that's nahl. 1:00:25.245 --> 1:00:29.125 You haven't ever said that. What's worse than bronze? This mud? 1:00:30.645 --> 1:00:31.965 Cassetta Blanca. 1:00:34.525 --> 1:00:40.285 Goal and rip Rambony m oh very good? 1:00:40.325 --> 1:00:42.325 Another gold, three golds. Well done. 1:00:42.805 --> 1:00:45.405 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 1:00:46.165 --> 1:00:47.405 Every day on the show, if we give you a 1:00:47.405 --> 1:00:51.365 time waster today, make a movie eighties? Best in show 1:00:52.005 --> 1:00:54.525 five hundred dollars, go and do something different with your mate. 1:00:54.565 --> 1:00:59.405 So family hijinks, Hotel, gift card, make a movie eighties, Ri, 1:00:59.525 --> 1:01:00.325 are you ready to Mark? 1:01:00.525 --> 1:01:01.165 Let's do it. 1:01:01.725 --> 1:01:06.485 A pac Man called Otto silver plus Edwin. 1:01:08.245 --> 1:01:12.085 Blue, whose Bross? That's very good. 1:01:12.165 --> 1:01:16.925 James Chatfield tabow and that's smart. My left leg warmer silver, 1:01:17.165 --> 1:01:21.165 that's very good, Amy Perms of Endearment. 1:01:22.045 --> 1:01:22.445 Very good. 1:01:22.525 --> 1:01:29.485 Joe the hypercolor Purple Silver twenty one jumpsuit bringing back 1:01:30.125 --> 1:01:32.325 I saw the NASA Team of rocking than the jumpsuit, 1:01:32.365 --> 1:01:35.445 Bring back the jumpsuit. Danny Power love that tw make 1:01:35.485 --> 1:01:38.325 one jumpsuit one Flurro The Cuckoo's. 1:01:37.845 --> 1:01:43.845 Nest Silver, Flass Twister act. Oh god, Christopher, that's very good. 1:01:45.165 --> 1:01:47.365 Mullets in the midst Silver. 1:01:48.045 --> 1:01:53.365 Madonna Darko, not Donny Darker, Madonna Darko, Go Lee World done, 1:01:53.365 --> 1:01:57.805 Bob Hawk down O, gos stew it very this is great. 1:01:58.485 --> 1:02:01.005 These are all you taking movie title and making it eighties. 1:02:01.285 --> 1:02:04.685 Flight of the Commodore sixty four silver. If I had 1:02:04.725 --> 1:02:05.845 leg warmers, I'd kick you. 1:02:06.445 --> 1:02:06.925 Topical. 1:02:07.005 --> 1:02:12.365 Oh very good, Will Don Lauren The Choose Life of 1:02:12.405 --> 1:02:20.045 Brian Silver plus Mullet and Commander silver Breakfast with Tiffany, 1:02:20.125 --> 1:02:27.645 the eighties singer Tiffany. That's fair World none GF Gerard fantasy. 1:02:29.165 --> 1:02:32.325 What about old Flanney mc fee That shirt on. 1:02:32.765 --> 1:02:34.125 More nineties at. 1:02:35.725 --> 1:02:37.165 Eight, it's very good. 1:02:38.405 --> 1:02:46.045 Into Skeletal, Into Stellar, Skeletal. Horton, he's a boombox silver 1:02:46.885 --> 1:02:48.965 and we brought a synpththizer. 1:02:50.285 --> 1:02:50.965 Silver plus. 1:02:51.005 --> 1:02:53.485 All Right, he's been great. Who is the winner today? 1:02:53.485 --> 1:02:54.285 Who's best in show? 1:02:54.525 --> 1:02:56.845 Lauren? If I had Leg Wallers, I'd kick you. 1:02:56.925 --> 1:02:59.685 Wow, John, Lauren, you're the winner today. We are back 1:02:59.725 --> 1:03:02.125 tomorrow morning. Thank you very much for joining us. 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