Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey downloaders, hey streamers. Christian here. I just want to
Speaker 2: say two things actually. One, thank you very much to
Speaker 2: all the amazing messages you sent to me about what
Speaker 2: Jack spoke about recently on the show and his six months.
Speaker 2: They're amazing. Always thank you for the sharing, but I
Speaker 2: really appreciate all the love and support you've been showing Jack.
Speaker 2: The other thing is, obviously i'm here in Australia. I'm
Speaker 2: watching the TV coverage. I feel kind of quite distanced
Speaker 2: from everything that's going on in London with the Morning
Speaker 2: Now for the Queen, and imagine that some of our
Speaker 2: listeners in London maybe used to listen to me when
Speaker 2: I was on Absolute Radio in the UK, will be
Speaker 2: going to pay your respects. My dad's one of them.
Speaker 2: You might be shuffling with him this week over the
Speaker 2: next couple of days. If you are going, please I
Speaker 2: want to hear all about it. Email us. Also, the
Speaker 2: one thing we're doing on the show, as you're about
Speaker 2: to hear, there's a lot of strange filler articles. As
Speaker 2: links get more and more tenuous to what's going on.
Speaker 2: There's so much demand on rolling news coverage. Anything you
Speaker 2: see that's weird to odder unusual about Royal watch. Email
Speaker 2: me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com, DoD are you
Speaker 2: on with the show? Thank you?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: They're like a lawn mower in the sky.
Speaker 4: Would I dare go back?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: I would.
Speaker 2: This is not the BBC the Christian O'Connell show Gold
Speaker 2: one oh four point three. Hey, come on in Monday morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian O'Connell's show on Gold. I hope you
Speaker 2: had a great weekend. Come on in Patsy morning, Come
Speaker 2: on in Jackie boy. See you guys to Patsy before
Speaker 2: we get into today's show. And now on Friday, we're very,
Speaker 2: very excited. All of your daughters are school playing yesterday.
Speaker 2: How did it go? Ah?
Speaker 6: The kids were fantastic. Their school did a junior school
Speaker 6: did a production of Beauty and the Beast and aren't
Speaker 6: you there's some talented kids in there. The girl that
Speaker 6: played Bell was year eight students. She has a future
Speaker 6: in theater. She was absolutely phenomenal.
Speaker 2: This is great because getting Pantsy anointing you at a
Speaker 2: young age. I mean, Margot Robbie spotted guy, Piers spotted
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 3: These kids were incredible.
Speaker 2: We'd see her running in ages, ringing them into the
Speaker 2: ground like ten years from now. There's a Netflix stock
Speaker 2: about the way she went. It tyrannical, but that's what
Speaker 2: it's called. It's seeming called tyrannical.
Speaker 4: But she got results.
Speaker 2: Oh she did. You want fame? Fame starts here again,
Speaker 2: we go again.
Speaker 6: And Lumia was so good she kept her friend exit
Speaker 6: the entire time.
Speaker 2: The sorry we aren't as well. First in the world
Speaker 2: of theater as you Lumier.
Speaker 3: Here's the candlesticker.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, yes, but you never know. I thought
Speaker 2: it was some sort of come here, come here.
Speaker 6: So there were two shows, one and five. Of course
Speaker 6: we went to both shows as you do, and in
Speaker 6: the front row, front and center. But there's always the
Speaker 6: late comers, isn't there for both shows.
Speaker 2: They were lucky they didn't get their throats wrapped out
Speaker 2: by pants.
Speaker 3: I find it so rude.
Speaker 2: It is rude. Now. I understand you all know it's
Speaker 2: a Sunday, right, you just like the rest of us,
Speaker 2: make your plans, get your ass sat down on time.
Speaker 6: And you know it's oh excuse me, I'm terribly so homoused,
Speaker 6: and you have to stand up. Let's face it, you can't,
Speaker 6: you know, they trip over your feet and your rainkles.
Speaker 3: You have to stand up. We're at the front row.
Speaker 3: You're aware you're putting the kids off.
Speaker 2: No one bin as well. There's often some old time
Speaker 2: who goes out for a slash half way through it,
Speaker 2: right once go on and then just you see them
Speaker 2: coming down. Is lost. It doesn't know right. It's a
Speaker 2: seven year old lost like a child. It's the full
Speaker 2: circle of life, and he's like wandering up and fights.
Speaker 6: But twice that happened, and the first one. So for
Speaker 6: the first show at one o'clock. Somehow I'm convinced they're
Speaker 6: in the wrong spot. They weren't meant to be in
Speaker 6: the front row because there was like a double up,
Speaker 6: like a double booking of tick. So one one member
Speaker 6: of our party couldn't make it yesterday, my nephew.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately you had eighteen tickets or something.
Speaker 6: We had like a mini bus to bring everyone, and
Speaker 6: so he's his seat was spare.
Speaker 3: So this other family came and just sat there and I.
Speaker 2: Leaned over all big move better bit of bank that
Speaker 2: you bet me carrying a piece. It is about to
Speaker 2: get real. You better have a shooter in that back
Speaker 2: or this ends. Now. I'm going to draw first.
Speaker 3: I'm terribly sorry, but I think you've got the wrong.
Speaker 2: But you run an empty seat.
Speaker 3: And then like he's getting he's getting out the thing,
Speaker 3: and I thought, you know what, it's not. I said,
Speaker 3: that's fine, you just stay there. That's I'm missing the play.
Speaker 3: I'm missing my maybe today, maybe.
Speaker 2: Not tomorrow, but at some point this comes back to you.
Speaker 3: But it was brilliant.
Speaker 2: Here's my card I run any for Challenged Young Children tyrannical.
Speaker 2: So the play was good.
Speaker 3: It was brilliant.
Speaker 2: He did good.
Speaker 6: Oh she was Oh can I just say proud mama?
Speaker 6: Moment I had tears rolling down my cheeks, which I
Speaker 6: know all you should have.
Speaker 3: I thought, oh, here's this girl.
Speaker 6: You know, she's six weeks prem and here's my little
Speaker 6: girl up on the stage and she's already talking about
Speaker 6: next year's production.
Speaker 3: She said, Mom, I so want to try out. I said,
Speaker 3: you should.
Speaker 2: You should.
Speaker 3: I'll be right there supporting you.
Speaker 2: No, that's lovely. Patsy, well done to Audie. That's great,
Speaker 2: and the whole casting crew as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Patsy, I'm getting like me. You found yourself watching a
Speaker 2: lot of the coverage, and there is a lot of
Speaker 2: coverage of Royal Watch over the weekend.
Speaker 6: Yeah, our front living room has been transformed into my
Speaker 6: little cave, my royal cave. No one interrupts me. This
Speaker 6: TV is staying on the BBC. If you don't like it,
Speaker 6: you can go watch the other one.
Speaker 1: This is great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched a lot of over the weekend. Did
Speaker 2: you love? I thought I must call it Prince Charles
Speaker 2: King Charles's speech.
Speaker 3: I thought it was absolutely so insational. I love he's
Speaker 3: such a such a good public speaker. You can see
Speaker 3: he's done it for years and years.
Speaker 6: But I thought it was heartfelt. I loved how he
Speaker 6: included William and Harry. I thought it was absolutely perfect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was very very good. Actually I
Speaker 2: watched it with the kids like you. I actually got
Speaker 2: up and watched it live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, set my clock for two five seeing history.
Speaker 2: Yeah, moment anyway, when the kids got up and made
Speaker 2: them watch it again. Obviously, teenage is a tough sell
Speaker 2: Saturday morning, and your dad's been up for a long time.
Speaker 2: He's a little bit too activated. They said, Dad, you're
Speaker 2: really activated. They keep going when they get very excited
Speaker 2: where they go, Dad's activate again. I said, you've got
Speaker 2: to watch this is history. I was going to watch
Speaker 2: that roll in their eyes and put the phones away.
Speaker 2: It's disrespectful. Okay, this is guy's morning and he's addressing
Speaker 2: the nation. We can't of imagine what's.
Speaker 3: Being history is being made, just seeing history on fire.
Speaker 2: Anyway, at the end of it, at the end of it,
Speaker 2: I was like, look, I was watching it and then
Speaker 2: looking at their reaction at the end of it, I
Speaker 2: just went nailed it. They went, that is not respectful Dad.
Speaker 2: But he did. He now, But Patsy, you've got to
Speaker 2: be honest. A lot of the coverage over the weekend,
Speaker 2: so that Kosi's Coshie's out there.
Speaker 4: The whole show's out there.
Speaker 2: It looks like they just stood outside the front of
Speaker 2: Buckingham Palace and it's a long week ahead of them,
Speaker 2: and it's nighttime now as well. But anyway, didn't You've
Speaker 2: got to be honest. A lot of the coverage is finner,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 3: Oh, just the car the cavalcade going from Bellmoral into.
Speaker 2: Any that's when there's a bit of action that the Coffin.
Speaker 3: Movie, what do you talk about for six hours? Is
Speaker 3: a car going They've just.
Speaker 2: Got various because there's TV. They've just got various mumblies
Speaker 2: on that. I was the former gardener. I was the
Speaker 2: former gardener's wife. And then you have these idiots who
Speaker 2: are called royal experts who basically just go They might
Speaker 2: be thinking this, this might be happening.
Speaker 4: That cavalcade from Bellmoral back into London. Is that lined
Speaker 4: with people the whole way?
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's yeah, local villagers come out, don't they Christian
Speaker 6: to see and see as thes goes past where.
Speaker 4: She's going to Edinburgh then flying to London.
Speaker 2: Now she's yeah, it would lie in state in Edinburgh
Speaker 2: at st chances because theater, I think for the next day.
Speaker 2: So people like, yeah, yes, yes, not like doing at all. Listen,
Speaker 2: this is heathen.
Speaker 4: I'm just interested already.
Speaker 2: The Republicans have broken ranks. Wake up, people, wake up.
Speaker 2: So on Friday, we're obviously waking up to the news
Speaker 2: like everybody else that the queen had passed away and
Speaker 2: it was the morning of high emotions. And I tell
Speaker 2: you someone who was activated, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Oh now what have I done?
Speaker 2: No? No, no. Do you remember when we were talking
Speaker 2: and we had some Queen facts. Let me just play
Speaker 2: this back.
Speaker 4: Because we heard she opened the Olympics nineteen fifty six,
Speaker 4: the Lapper House opened that like the Townsville Barracks. How
Speaker 4: many things did she open?
Speaker 3: It would be though it wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Be all would be. Got an email hair from a
Speaker 2: Chris Christian team. This is from from London. Listen to
Speaker 2: the podcast about the tragic news of the Queen passed
Speaker 2: and was hoping to get cheered up by a good souse.
Speaker 2: At some point in the show, Jack read out the
Speaker 2: Queen facts and Patsy made the comment she must have
Speaker 2: opened millions of things after hearing that the Queen open
Speaker 2: up the Sydney Royd Opera house, then sticking to her
Speaker 2: guns when you questioned her about being an overestimation. I've
Speaker 2: done the maths Christians. I know it's not the show's
Speaker 2: strong point. If if the Queen had opened one million
Speaker 2: things during her seventy year reign, that would have meant
Speaker 2: she was opening something every thirty six minutes. Fair play
Speaker 2: to the Queen, non stop Christian twenty four hours a day,
Speaker 2: three hundred and sixty five this year for the full
Speaker 2: seventy years to get to a million. I just thought
Speaker 2: i'd let Patsy know. Thank you. Chris.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Over the past couple of months, we've been going through
Speaker 2: the nineties each week, and our eight has said, of
Speaker 2: the nineties, we're heading for the last few letters of
Speaker 2: the alphabet. Normally, on a Friday, we play our Friday
Speaker 2: game to do with our ages out of the nineties,
Speaker 2: the one second Winner, where Jack and Patsy take each
Speaker 2: other and I played them a one second clip of
Speaker 2: a song from the nineties where the artist or the
Speaker 2: song title is to do with that letter. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying that we're scraping in the bar at the moment,
Speaker 2: but we are. Here is the one second Winner. It's
Speaker 2: an extra large version of this. This has come from
Speaker 2: the mind of the producers songs or bands with big
Speaker 2: in them.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, the actual word big.
Speaker 2: That you picture it. This is this is tenuous.
Speaker 4: Big adjacent words so not related to size, mug.
Speaker 2: Adjacent. You should do more big adjacent, more interesting adjacent.
Speaker 2: Now coming up at seven today, all right, so do
Speaker 2: we understand you d all right, what song is this
Speaker 2: extra large adjacent to large? By this one makes sense?
Speaker 2: All right? Start from Jackie Boy there wins out one.
Speaker 2: That's what's this? Then extra large from the nineties.
Speaker 6: I've done all the big things. I've done all the
Speaker 6: big things, best things. Paul Kelly, you've done all the
Speaker 6: dumb things.
Speaker 2: You go through the whole variations of this. It is
Speaker 2: Paul Kelly from little things, Big things grow from little big.
Speaker 1: Things grow at all.
Speaker 2: It's a lovely song. That all right? Who's this?
Speaker 4: That's rush, No, that's big audio dynamite.
Speaker 2: Yes, of course big, yeah, alright, who is big?
Speaker 4: But I like big, like.
Speaker 2: Jackie Boy winning at the moment. What about this?
Speaker 1: Oh what big?
Speaker 2: Not that boy? Not that word? Another one? I want you,
Speaker 2: I want you, Yes, larger life back three boys, all right,
Speaker 2: Patsy you should get this one.
Speaker 3: Oh it's the Wiggles, big red car.
Speaker 7: That's so many.
Speaker 2: Jump bag.
Speaker 3: You need to get Gordy onto the Wiggles.
Speaker 2: Write it down, jack for that lady that runs the agency.
Speaker 2: Tyrannical baby music for.
Speaker 3: Every day, Oh every baby, I love your wife.
Speaker 2: Well done, Big Mountain, what a tune. This is a tune.
Speaker 2: I want to tell you.
Speaker 4: This is really encroaching in ub forty slow down reggae.
Speaker 4: Hey we do the reggae.
Speaker 2: The BP three isn't there? So chugs along? All right?
Speaker 2: Last one? Talk about it? Oh okay, okay, quiz show
Speaker 2: isn't there? God you're ready? Okay, talker about it? Is it?
Speaker 4: Food fighters?
Speaker 2: Yes, well done, I'll give it to you big mabout
Speaker 2: carry on team. Let's never do a quiz like that again.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Tell us about your weekend than the weekend you've just
Speaker 2: had in six words.
Speaker 4: And then you texted six words right from your phone
Speaker 4: on to tell us.
Speaker 2: Just tell your week cantle was? Were you what the
Speaker 2: barber chilling at home?
Speaker 1: Text us now?
Speaker 2: But only you six words in your message? All right?
Speaker 2: Six word weekend sex and in six words, not five,
Speaker 2: not seven? Use all six text of men? Oh four
Speaker 2: seven five three one oh four three, I've got two
Speaker 2: first one obviously depends on Friday night. The DS felt
Speaker 2: like a gone time traveling till when I got here
Speaker 2: four years ago. What happened is my six word weekend?
Speaker 2: After I was angry, I took at one a gut.
Speaker 2: You can't ely go to sleep, No more talk of
Speaker 2: dynasty now no back to backs. But actually my six
Speaker 2: word weekend is can I escape my lycra fate? At
Speaker 2: forty nine, I know very very very vulnerable some of
Speaker 2: my year right where barely a week goes by. I'm
Speaker 2: not invited out cycling with other men.
Speaker 4: My age, sands strong Christian.
Speaker 2: I'm struggling. Jack Hay, Miss Blake got in my head
Speaker 2: last week telling me to accept now and give up
Speaker 2: because you know he's into cyclic I know heavily into it.
Speaker 7: He was.
Speaker 2: He sent me three messages on Friday and I went
Speaker 2: to look at a bike Saturday. I didn't get it.
Speaker 2: A stronger part of me told me to leave.
Speaker 4: You're allowed to ride a bike. This is what I
Speaker 4: don't understand. People can ride a bike without wearing the
Speaker 4: clumpy shoes and the licra. You don't have to break
Speaker 4: land speed records. On a Sunday morning around the Bullpark.
Speaker 2: I met a guy last week. We were getting on
Speaker 2: really well okay, and he said, hey, what do you
Speaker 2: do Saturday mornings and that's what the door goes. Why
Speaker 2: don't you come out with me and my buddy's on
Speaker 2: a bike. We go out cycling every Sunday morning, we
Speaker 2: have a coffee. We cycle back. Came close to thing.
Speaker 4: Yes, wear a T shirt and shorts. You don't have
Speaker 4: to get in the skin to.
Speaker 3: My clompy guys.
Speaker 2: I feel like I can't escape my licrapme.
Speaker 4: To me Nick when you're at the shop, Come call me, yes,
Speaker 4: and I'll talk.
Speaker 2: A sponsor having a tough moment. I don't reckon. I
Speaker 2: can hold out the air.
Speaker 4: Oh come on, bake into fifty at least changing.
Speaker 2: They keep saying the weather's getting nice. Come out on
Speaker 2: Saturday morning. We is going out for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2: We have a chat, a coffee, you come back. It
Speaker 2: seems a nice proposition.
Speaker 4: I'll be disappointed. I'll understand, but I'll be disappointed.
Speaker 2: You know it goes Jack. What was your six word? Weekend?
Speaker 4: Printer scanner can go to hell?
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 4: The worst news you can ever get in an email
Speaker 4: Friday on a Friday, mind you is please print and
Speaker 4: scan this document, sign it and send it back to us.
Speaker 2: It's awful, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I don't even know how to print at home, let
Speaker 4: alone try and scan and get it back into the computer.
Speaker 4: Had to go and get ink as well from office
Speaker 4: works because that black cartridge I swear, yeah, it's got
Speaker 4: about five in. It's like, no, I'm done. Even though
Speaker 4: in our printer there's two black cartridges right on the
Speaker 4: mixes with the colors to make darker colors and then
Speaker 4: the normal black.
Speaker 2: Those cartridges are solid stuff in that. You see, there
Speaker 2: must be enough in every.
Speaker 4: Year when when the black ones run out for printing
Speaker 4: black and white, why don't you just the other black
Speaker 4: one that's in there, already in there, You've got black
Speaker 4: in and I need a print now.
Speaker 2: I refuse to top up the colors now. I make
Speaker 2: the kids right when they're printing of schoolwork, just to
Speaker 2: choose the black and white option. There's been no yellow
Speaker 2: and no magenta, and no choose black and white looks
Speaker 2: our school projects doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: We had to do. Actually, that reminds me. As kids,
Speaker 4: we had a rule with the printer that everything had
Speaker 4: to be printed black and white, and you had to
Speaker 4: go in the settings and choose draft mode which printed it.
Speaker 2: Like every time they print you have to unselect color
Speaker 2: and go into monochromatic world. I keep telling this is
Speaker 2: to help the environment. You know that they're growing into.
Speaker 2: This is what can save a couple of hundred bucks
Speaker 2: because cartridges are so expensive.
Speaker 4: Should be illegal to ask people to sign and print
Speaker 4: documents because they just do the digital stuff.
Speaker 2: But then it's the worst part of using that home
Speaker 2: set up, the scanner.
Speaker 4: Scanner.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 4: I don't even know how to get into the story
Speaker 4: way does it go once it scanned?
Speaker 2: Is it in there?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcasts.
Speaker 2: You to tell us about your weekend and six words
Speaker 2: on four seven five three, one oh four three Patsy,
Speaker 2: what's your six word weekend? Yes?
Speaker 6: Not even for our thirty eight dollars slab. We were
Speaker 6: out on the weekend and Chris noticed this massive, big sign.
Speaker 6: He was like an owl, his head like turned around
Speaker 6: like what was that? And there was a local bottle
Speaker 6: shop advertising slabs of beer for thirty eight bucks. He's
Speaker 6: beloved Melbourne and so we quickly turned off the road.
Speaker 6: But as we approached the bottle shop, we noticed that
Speaker 6: the shop right next door was a sexy Land And
Speaker 6: we were in his work car that is emblazoned with
Speaker 6: office works.
Speaker 3: He goes, oh, I think we'll just do it.
Speaker 2: You I thought you were saying that sexy Land was
Speaker 2: selling slabs for thirty eight dollars.
Speaker 3: He didn't think that would be a good A good look.
Speaker 3: Thank goodness, all.
Speaker 2: Right, and so six word weekends. Let's go through yours now.
Speaker 2: This is from Robert Lee. Took kids to the pool disaster.
Speaker 2: Yeah I remember in there when the as we're a
Speaker 2: lot younger taken than the swimming can be hard, hard, hard.
Speaker 2: This is on carl just purchased a house in Spain.
Speaker 2: Very nice, easily done over the weekend, isn't it. I've
Speaker 2: bought a new pair of slippers. I was kicking goals.
Speaker 2: A lovely new pair of slippers. You're winning life. You
Speaker 2: are your house in Spain. Very nice, Carlos. Where else? Uh?
Speaker 2: Sun road bike without training wheels A beautiful moment is yeah,
Speaker 2: well done? Lovely Tanya roller skating? What was I thinking,
Speaker 2: Graham Dixon? Because you know that you can scan documents
Speaker 2: with your iPhone. You don't need to print and scan,
Speaker 2: you can scan it with your phone. Our phones have
Speaker 2: got scanner in there.
Speaker 4: I've seen the app. It's like it app that makes
Speaker 4: it look like a scanner and you take a photo
Speaker 4: of it, but.
Speaker 3: It's a screenshot essentially.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's a screenshot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that a screen?
Speaker 4: You still got to print it out and then you
Speaker 4: take a photo of it and then essentially.
Speaker 2: Sure if you can scan it, then the phone will
Speaker 2: have it and then you can see email it idea. Yeah,
Speaker 2: then why didn't you do that?
Speaker 4: You still got a printer and that's still the because
Speaker 4: then you don't need to print it because you got
Speaker 4: to print it off to sign it.
Speaker 2: Now you just sign sign it and then you can
Speaker 2: just scan it into your phone. That sends it. You
Speaker 2: take one bit down of it.
Speaker 3: What do you mean cross out the middleman?
Speaker 2: Jack? While you sound like a conversation with my dad.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to be a young hip one.
Speaker 4: You can't do that. Sign it with your.
Speaker 2: It's too early for this.
Speaker 4: It never comes out right.
Speaker 2: He's actually anyway, thanks for trying to help out, Graham Dixon.
Speaker 2: Forgot my anniversary with the Misso. There's several problems here
Speaker 2: when you forgot the university and then the fact that
Speaker 2: you're testing on a phone to us the Misso, I
Speaker 2: know you like chucking out on the end of that
Speaker 2: is Australia. But Misso brought a printer, no cartridges required.
Speaker 2: What are they using frank then.
Speaker 4: I guess they still use ink and maybe you have
Speaker 4: to poorly.
Speaker 2: What like you can't take it to a servo somewhere
Speaker 2: and is that what you do? I love to know
Speaker 2: she filled out once in January and it's top. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's going to be a better way to do it
Speaker 2: nights And I'm trying to work out what is going
Speaker 2: for going on for this person. They're six words night
Speaker 2: shift tiredness. This bits makes sense, Okay, celebrating impregnated mum. Oh,
Speaker 2: her mom, so she's becoming a mom. Yeah, that's what's happening.
Speaker 2: Night shift tiredness, celebrating impregnated month. So they're celebrating the
Speaker 2: news that someone's announced they're pregnant.
Speaker 3: Or has she got pregnant after the night shift.
Speaker 2: Because it's tired the first of his night shift.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or they could be an adult and their mom
Speaker 4: is getting pregnant like in Father of the Bride.
Speaker 2: By the way, you said their mum is getting pregnant,
Speaker 2: like it's an active thing. She's saying there right now,
Speaker 2: they're at it. It's happening live.
Speaker 4: But didn't that happen with Steve Martin there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He was his wife was having a daughter in one
Speaker 4: room and his daughter was having a daughter in another room?
Speaker 2: How did you scare that document? Though? On the funds?
Speaker 2: How many questions today? It's like like a haiku you
Speaker 2: sent us? Please? You know who you are? Seven oh nine,
Speaker 2: night shift, tired and a celebrating, impregnated mum. I need
Speaker 2: to know. It's a very cryptic one. That is this
Speaker 2: was more like it from Laura hubbybuilding fence actually looking good.
Speaker 2: We understand what's going on there. Okay, we get your
Speaker 2: surprise there.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast not.
Speaker 2: Long at all now till the Grand Finals. So what
Speaker 2: we are planning to do? It was going to be
Speaker 2: on the Thursday before the long Grand Final weekend. The
Speaker 2: idea is cool, put your car on the line. We're
Speaker 2: trying to line up as many of your cars as
Speaker 2: possible and they invite you to come along see how
Speaker 2: far you can kick the footy over how many cars
Speaker 2: and the winner obviously who can kick as many cars
Speaker 2: are possible? I hoping for maybe over twenty five thirty
Speaker 2: cars at the moment our lovely listeners have donated the car.
Speaker 2: How many do we have in total?
Speaker 4: We've got eighteen of your cars donated, including a tip truck,
Speaker 4: a hearse, a cherry picker, Bobcat and a nineteen twenty
Speaker 4: five hot ride.
Speaker 2: This is amazing. So we're can romp up on lines
Speaker 2: in a minute. So just a couple of things have
Speaker 2: changed now. One of the team actually asked if we
Speaker 2: were still going to be doing this on the day
Speaker 2: of morning, like, it's what the queen she loves smashing
Speaker 2: that ball at the back of Buckingham Palace. She'd kick
Speaker 2: off those high heels. The Corgiz woul run you go
Speaker 2: kick to get with the cookies.
Speaker 4: Wind up the carriages, I'll kick them over the top.
Speaker 2: That that lady could get is unbelievable. Now, obviously we
Speaker 2: will not be doing this on the day. Imagine if
Speaker 2: you turned on the radio and we're like, it's finally here,
Speaker 2: It's finally here. Roll up, Roll up Melbourne. How far?
Speaker 2: How many cars you think you can kick the footy over?
Speaker 2: Now we won't be doing it on the Thursday, on
Speaker 2: the day of morning. Guess what, We're going to move
Speaker 2: up to the Wednesday. So it's now going to be
Speaker 2: on the Wednesday on the line, Come put your cara
Speaker 2: the line. Question o'connells, put your car on the line.
Speaker 2: Any cars fineline those ferraris coming yet. But look it's
Speaker 2: a four week we got a week and half. We
Speaker 2: only just started this last week. The good news with
Speaker 2: good news is there as now is there's big cash
Speaker 2: at stakes Haven.
Speaker 8: Listened to this, Hi Christian, it's Alina calling from Sheen
Speaker 8: Panel Service. We'd love to get involved with the longest kick.
Speaker 8: We heard that you'll be kicking lots of footies over
Speaker 8: cars and let me tell you, we've seen plenty of
Speaker 8: cars with DNT in them from footies. So Sheen Panel
Speaker 8: Service are going to sort out five thousand dollars for
Speaker 8: the longest kick of the day. Good luck footy fans.
Speaker 8: We can't wait for the AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 2: Go d's obviously recorded when there was hope howsa have you?
Speaker 2: They've kept that in all purpose to upset me as
Speaker 2: a fan of the end that you knew you knew,
Speaker 2: all right, So five thousand dollars. It's now going to
Speaker 2: be one by one if you can kick it over
Speaker 2: as many cars as you reckon you can do so
Speaker 2: this week and lines are up and now nine four
Speaker 2: one oh four to three still need cars. Yep, well,
Speaker 2: how many in childs you reckon? Thirty we need?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we need about twelve more, ten to twelve.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so we need your cars on nine
Speaker 2: four one four, one oh four three. We also need
Speaker 2: now that you know there's five thousand dollars up for grabs,
Speaker 2: we also need who wants to come along and see
Speaker 2: how many cars do you reckon? You can kick the footy.
Speaker 1: Over, Christian no connells show podcasts.
Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars, so you can ever kick the footy
Speaker 2: over as many cars as we line up a week Wednesday.
Speaker 2: There'll be Wednesday of twenty first, the day before and
Speaker 2: now extra long weekend for the Grand Final. We need
Speaker 2: your cars and also we need kickers. Now that there's
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars on the line, we're still holding out
Speaker 2: hopes that we do get a garbage druck. And also
Speaker 2: because Rio sings about it, will we get a fancy car,
Speaker 2: a fancy car like a Ferrari on the line? Come
Speaker 2: put your car on the line, question O'Connell's put your
Speaker 2: car on the line? Any cars fine.
Speaker 1: For slanes?
Speaker 2: All right, some of your cars that you're putting on
Speaker 2: the line.
Speaker 5: So far it's a white twenty and fifteen Infinity seventy.
Speaker 9: I got a blue Holden.
Speaker 10: Station Wagon, gray highlights, my workue, my tip of truck.
Speaker 5: I'm going to nominate all three of my company cars.
Speaker 5: So I've got a Bobcat, I've got a green Ford
Speaker 5: XF six.
Speaker 10: I got off you a cherry pigure.
Speaker 9: I can get you a hearse if you like.
Speaker 2: I forgot about the cherry picker. I forgot about the
Speaker 2: hearse as well. It really is like the wacky races.
Speaker 2: That's what we want a week Wednesday ideally, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three mel Hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: Now I recognize your voice now, so you are mad?
Speaker 9: You No, I've read that these five thousand dollars on
Speaker 9: the line now, so if my car is going to
Speaker 9: get pulverized, I'm going to have a kick.
Speaker 2: So, because last year, when you offered a she car,
Speaker 2: you were saying it was your son that you were
Speaker 2: going to let have a go now, but now you've
Speaker 2: heard the money, you're pushing him out the way. Yeah, brilliant,
Speaker 2: this is great.
Speaker 4: You don't think that your son would have shared the
Speaker 4: money with you half to No, I don't.
Speaker 9: Think he can get the time off, work down and
Speaker 9: see this is the problem. So but I've already teed
Speaker 9: it up with my boss so i can get the
Speaker 9: day off. So I'm going to have to put off.
Speaker 2: Do you think this is for when I did like
Speaker 2: a halftime show with Robbie Williams before Robbie's at the
Speaker 2: Grand Final. He's in a car parking in the morning.
Speaker 9: I'm going work right now, you see, so I've got
Speaker 9: to get the.
Speaker 2: Day off, gotcha, gotcha?
Speaker 9: I thought, no, Baggert, I'm going to have a go.
Speaker 2: Well. I love the commitment to this. You've you've got
Speaker 2: hard yo.
Speaker 9: I'm just murry now I'm thinking, oh my god, how's
Speaker 9: my tagging to come out?
Speaker 2: And he's an announce of your commitment. Friday, we would
Speaker 2: have won that game. Now we'll see you that Wednesday.
Speaker 9: I'm looking forward to love.
Speaker 5: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Mel Let's go to you all right,
Speaker 2: Thank you later, gotcha, Let's get ready at the day
Speaker 2: of Mark. Good morning, Mark, Good morning Christian and team.
Speaker 2: Now are we yeah, we're good. So you were about
Speaker 2: to put your car on the line.
Speaker 7: Not quite a car, it's it's actually pretty special. So
Speaker 7: my weekend passion is vintage fire engine, and so Graham
Speaker 7: and myself from fire Engine Adventures would like to put
Speaker 7: forth our genuine nineteen sixty seven decommissioned J two Bedford
Speaker 7: fire engine.
Speaker 2: This is beautiful, this would be great. Thank you guys,
Speaker 2: no problem whatsoever.
Speaker 7: We're really looking forward to it, and then we'll have
Speaker 7: it a quick.
Speaker 5: Kick of the footy.
Speaker 2: Is well absolutely, I tell you what. We love those
Speaker 2: old fire engines. About four years ago we wanted to
Speaker 2: buy one and have as our own kind of black
Speaker 2: thunder like an old fire truck, and we came very
Speaker 2: very close. Jack and I were actually going to fly
Speaker 2: to Sydney it was in Sydney and drive it back. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: wiser mine said, you're not buying a fire truck.
Speaker 7: Okay, but I'm very understanding wife. So yeah, we've we've
Speaker 7: we've managed to buy a few. So there's there's a
Speaker 7: few in the wings. One of them came from Sydney
Speaker 7: as well, hopefully it wasn't the same one.
Speaker 2: And you guys, we're going to buy you also. Great.
Speaker 2: They're great looking on fire engines, aren't they.
Speaker 7: They are brilliant. So we've we've got a couple of Bedfords.
Speaker 7: We've got a Dennis and we've got a few other things.
Speaker 2: Now the Denniss are the current ones, aren't they the
Speaker 2: big newer ones? They're the Dennis. The Bedfords were the
Speaker 2: original sort of more rounder design. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Mostly Now you see scanniers and in the nineties the Isuzus,
Speaker 7: but to go back before that to the Bedfords and
Speaker 7: Dodgers and you know, all that sort of stuff. So
Speaker 7: Austin's they were the vintage day.
Speaker 4: He said, this one's a genuine, isn't it mark?
Speaker 7: Yeah, So this was a Western Australian fire truck decommissioned
Speaker 7: and it's been operating doing children's entertainment in Melbourne for
Speaker 7: the last twelve years. Awesome and all of central Metro Melbourne.
Speaker 7: So we pretty much go anywhere and we do weddings
Speaker 7: and things. But as with the new fire trucks that
Speaker 7: are coming online to join the fleet, we're sort of
Speaker 7: expanding and there will be wedding catering offered as well
Speaker 7: as the wedding vehicles. And I was going to ring
Speaker 7: in about that too, because you were asking for good
Speaker 7: business names and I think we've hit hit it out
Speaker 7: of the park with this one. So that's going to
Speaker 7: be called Steaks and ladders.
Speaker 2: Really good.
Speaker 4: Actually, you serve the steaks out of the back of
Speaker 4: an old fire truck, correct, Why not? Sure?
Speaker 2: You think about that big old fire truck. They've got
Speaker 2: so much going on out there. They're like Swiss armon
Speaker 2: and ice on wheels, aren't they. They've got so much
Speaker 2: going on. They've got the hoses. You could get a
Speaker 2: whole sort of coffee machine there. Really with all those
Speaker 2: hoses and outlets and inlooks going on. Drink man might
Speaker 2: be like pouring beers all those big tanks that you
Speaker 2: have all the water in and fill up with laga.
Speaker 5: I love it, love it.
Speaker 2: This is great. Steaks and Ladders is a great name
Speaker 2: as well. Mark your legends. Thank you very much for
Speaker 2: doing this. Okay, thank you, and then we'll see you
Speaker 2: our week Wednesday.
Speaker 7: No worries, thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna be moving on. But if you
Speaker 2: still want in, and we do need your vehicles, Christian
Speaker 2: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. But thanks for now.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, I was in Walworths and I was going through
Speaker 2: my phone notes right, and I realized that I actually
Speaker 2: have saved on my phone notes a recipe for roasted pumpkin.
Speaker 2: And as I saw it there, I thought, jeez, I'm
Speaker 2: getting old and now save recipes my phone. Not just that,
Speaker 2: but a roasted pumpkin recipe. What has happened to me?
Speaker 4: It's not even a full dish, it's.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful scientist. So I want to know what
Speaker 2: is your damn I'm getting old moment? What's it for you? Patsy?
Speaker 2: Those at moments you have when you realize I'm getting old.
Speaker 6: I get far too excited about buying kitchen storage options.
Speaker 6: So my last purchase was like a lazy Susan from
Speaker 6: my spices. Oh it's a life change.
Speaker 2: Great idea. Actually, spice rackers too small, isn't it? For
Speaker 2: all those spices?
Speaker 4: How many spices do you have that you can't reach
Speaker 4: them all?
Speaker 2: And that you have thirty? They're all just in random places?
Speaker 2: Where is the Italian season? I've got papicab, but what
Speaker 2: about smoke paprika?
Speaker 3: And all the bottles look the same.
Speaker 2: They're like they look got red tops and some have
Speaker 2: got green. Yes, what is the difference?
Speaker 3: Well, it's brand, I think, is it Continental or no,
Speaker 3: Campbell's might be red in the.
Speaker 2: Green mice off.
Speaker 4: This radio station is aging as we speak.
Speaker 2: The ears are flying my Jackie boy, Well, excuse me
Speaker 2: if I wasn't you last week were moaning about someone
Speaker 2: learning to play the drums in your street? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Actually that if I am getting older because I'm irritated
Speaker 4: by kidder our street.
Speaker 2: You love rock and roll, you want to When I
Speaker 2: was a kid, I actually.
Speaker 4: Wanted to play drums and my parents wouldn't let me.
Speaker 4: And I encourage any young kids who want to get
Speaker 4: into mutic Yeah with a jack curfew. But after eight pm,
Speaker 4: he's got no rough neighbors. The babies are trying to sleep, guys,
Speaker 4: but even some parents are eight sticks. Do you museic
Speaker 4: theory at night? Drum in the day.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: We got the TV on in the studio. As if
Speaker 2: London isn't suffering and grieving enough, They've got Costy out
Speaker 2: there now basically being ignored by mourners.
Speaker 4: He's trying to do rhyming Brian outside the gates of
Speaker 4: Buckingham pellas.
Speaker 2: They sent the role man out, they send met to
Speaker 2: get stuck Amo on the mourners and the bouquetse. He'd
Speaker 2: be shinning over those gates getting in there, Christian. So
Speaker 2: we're asking today, then, what is your damn I'm getting
Speaker 2: old moment, Christian. Mine is when I get on the
Speaker 2: floor to play with my grandchildren, I have to look
Speaker 2: for an escape plan, something I can pull myself up
Speaker 2: with halfwards. Those pics that the mountaineers have and grand
Speaker 2: bons Sharon and Geelong. That is very good, Christian. My damn,
Speaker 2: I'm getting old moment just happened to you trying to
Speaker 2: work out why some of the spies jars have different colors.
Speaker 2: It's not the brands, it's that one color is for spices,
Speaker 2: the other colors for seasonings. Oh really, now I know.
Speaker 2: Thank you, bam. All right, let's take some of your
Speaker 2: damn I'm getting old moments? What were they we got here? Tim?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 7: I knew I was getting old last week when I
Speaker 7: was pulling on a pair of tracksuit pants.
Speaker 2: And I've done my back, Yes, I did mind severely
Speaker 2: two years ago, trying to lift a couch. It's awful,
Speaker 2: isn't it, Tim.
Speaker 7: Yes, it is, and I'm still not working now a
Speaker 7: week later.
Speaker 2: Oh my, God, you've really done it. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: out for a couple of years. It's actually agony, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a pinched nerve.
Speaker 10: One goes all the way down my leg.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See this is what old people do as well. Once
Speaker 2: someone starts to talk about backs and go, oh god,
Speaker 2: that happened to me. You've got to go see my
Speaker 2: back guy. That's how my damon getting I actually have
Speaker 2: a back guy saved in my phone. Tim, I hope
Speaker 2: you get better, mate, Thank you. All right, let's go
Speaker 2: to Justin.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning, Christian. There are you going?
Speaker 2: I'm good justin? What's your dam and getting old? Moment?
Speaker 5: I realized I was getting old last weekend when I
Speaker 5: was doing all the garden and spending all alfly out
Speaker 5: there and then side back and spent the next hour
Speaker 5: just looking at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, there's a gene that gets activated when you
Speaker 2: were certain age where you go. I'm can I spend
Speaker 2: more time out in the garden.
Speaker 5: I wasn't say the worst. I was having a beer
Speaker 5: in the wife and man and asked me what I
Speaker 5: was doing, and I didn't know what to end.
Speaker 2: Joining the garden.
Speaker 5: I'm enjoying the garden.
Speaker 2: Exactly right, justin. That's a great one. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much for calling. I have a good day.
Speaker 5: Thanks, thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Have Courtney coome Onning, Good morning. How are you? I'm
Speaker 2: good Courtney. Have you had a good weekend? What's it
Speaker 2: for you? You're I'm getting a old moment.
Speaker 10: I brought a broom covered from Bunnings last week, from
Speaker 10: a laundry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it. It's what about those brooms? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you got a good one.
Speaker 10: Yes, it's got three doors.
Speaker 5: I can put my detergent, my toilet paper, my laundry basket.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's living, isn't it. You know I live in
Speaker 2: Why don't Courtney. Let's go to Sam. Good morning Sam Christian.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my getting old moment was when I heard my
Speaker 5: next one neighbors actually playing music at six thirty at
Speaker 5: night and i' mknocked on the door and asking the
Speaker 5: turn of downy.
Speaker 2: And nineteen minute later six I can't even use That's
Speaker 2: a great one, Sam, Thank you very much for give
Speaker 2: us a call a broker.
Speaker 1: No, you're listening to the Christian o' carl show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian message to Jack. It is illegal for a band
Speaker 2: to play in a residential area if it affects the
Speaker 2: health of neighbors in the era, Keith, don't tell me
Speaker 2: this and have that kid arrested. I have to get
Speaker 2: some old twelve year old. It's going to be on
Speaker 2: Roby tonight in the big House. What are you wing for?
Speaker 2: I was just learning the drama.
Speaker 4: It's against it. If it's against the law, it's against
Speaker 4: the law.
Speaker 2: Dragging down allbreaker, I'll do a citizens All right, we're
Speaker 2: looking for your What is your moment? Where you are? Damn?
Speaker 2: I know I'm getting old? Nine four one four one
Speaker 2: o four three, Kylie, Good morning, good money, Kylie. What
Speaker 2: was your getting old moment?
Speaker 9: I know I was getting old when my little girl
Speaker 9: asked me to turn the hero and I said no,
Speaker 9: grab a jumper and sox.
Speaker 2: Yes. Yes, that's a classic argument. Kylie. Thanks you called us.
Speaker 2: Go to Nicole Hi Christin, Hello Nicole, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: What's your I'm getting old moment?
Speaker 10: I know I'm getting old because I get really excited
Speaker 10: when I go stay in a hotel, which is is
Speaker 10: really not so much for staying there, but so I
Speaker 10: can collect all the free shampoo.
Speaker 2: What do you do? What do you do with him?
Speaker 7: On.
Speaker 2: My wife does the same thing as you, Nicole, but
Speaker 2: my wife keeps us away guests come to stay. She
Speaker 2: was going some nice thing for Guestsam on the bed
Speaker 2: that we're running some sort of mini hotel, Hoteliconno, yes,
Speaker 2: what do you do with yours? Nicole?
Speaker 10: I learn that in the bars and I lookt.
Speaker 2: A little gallery there. Nicole, thank you very much, and
Speaker 2: called Tom, good morning.
Speaker 10: Tom Christian. My life one is where I'm watching Unti's
Speaker 10: road show.
Speaker 5: I can do most evenings and getting all the prices
Speaker 5: right in place?
Speaker 4: Getting the prices right, isn't it?
Speaker 2: And so isn't it funny when you sometimes you see
Speaker 2: some money grabbing person who's gone on thinking this is
Speaker 2: going to be the big one, and they go this
Speaker 2: is worthless, and they go, all right, yeah, around the
Speaker 2: world trip, Tom, thank you very much. You called let's
Speaker 2: get a Carl. Good morning, Carl the Christian.
Speaker 5: How are I?
Speaker 2: I'm good Carl? So what was your I'm getting old moment?
Speaker 5: My wife and I were looking for a house to
Speaker 5: buy for our retirement, and we were told we were
Speaker 5: too young to purchase in the area we wanted to
Speaker 5: buy in because you have you have to be over
Speaker 5: fifty to live in that area. And I'm fifty and
Speaker 5: my wife's forty seven, so they wouldn't let us purchase
Speaker 5: a property.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm fifty In April, I might go
Speaker 2: just to be told I'm too young before I turn fifty,
Speaker 2: just to hear that, Oh what a moment. I didn't
Speaker 2: know that they had. We can't have you, you forty
Speaker 2: nine year olds bringing the average James down.
Speaker 5: Well, we wanted to retire because it's a nice Quai community,
Speaker 5: but unfortunately we're too young.
Speaker 4: So I essentially your wife got I d like you
Speaker 4: were in a bottom shop and knock back.
Speaker 5: I reckon, it's discrimatory.
Speaker 2: You're right, it's shaming. You are and also Carl, but
Speaker 2: it is I'm getting old moment when you actually starts
Speaker 2: to seriously not talk about your retirement, but work out
Speaker 2: where you're going to be living in retirement.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we're retiring this year, so it's it's kind
Speaker 5: of in a bit of a hurry to find somewhere.
Speaker 5: But they wouldn't let us live there.
Speaker 2: You died earlier. You're done. I didn't know that was
Speaker 2: a thing. I'm very much not done. There is still
Speaker 2: many more miles ahead from me. I didn't know it
Speaker 2: was an option. No one told me. I didn't check
Speaker 2: the teas and sees I signed up to about ninety.
Speaker 2: I was gonna be a radio show somewhere. God, oh,
Speaker 2: enjoying retirement. I'm jealous.
Speaker 5: No worries we will, but yeah, we're quite a sad.
Speaker 5: We can live in with the old people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing, Carl, thank you very much. She call
Speaker 2: all right, that is amazing. Let's get Justin back. We
Speaker 2: first spoke to Justin. Justin, Hey on, I feel so
Speaker 2: sorry for you with your off work, with your bad back.
Speaker 2: At the moment, I'm going to give you the family
Speaker 2: past to the Melbourne Rules Show and the showbag as well.
Speaker 2: Maybe they'll have to will you're around there or carry you,
Speaker 2: but I'm going to give you the tickets.
Speaker 5: All cool. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: That's the right pleasure. You get better soon.
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Speaker 2: Time for this week's miss her lyrics. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much for everyone who sends them in every single day.
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Speaker 2: to believe. I reckon it's in there or is it?
Speaker 2: My best friend Kate, she loves the kangaroos. At first thing,
Speaker 2: there's no way you can go from the original line.
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Speaker 2: Do you think we should be out there? All our
Speaker 2: rivals on TV are out in London right and I'm
Speaker 2: the only English guy in the country broadcasting. Do you
Speaker 2: think we need to be there?
Speaker 4: They could, They couldn't give us weeps when we did
Speaker 4: the weep pix Eady challenge. How are they going to
Speaker 4: put us on a flight to London?
Speaker 2: Tell you what? Why don't you a right? Why don't
Speaker 2: we just get sound effects in the background some London buses,
Speaker 2: the London du people would just think, just if we
Speaker 2: just say it and have some background atmos, people will
Speaker 2: believe it.
Speaker 4: I'll work on a British accent overnight to be a
Speaker 4: man on the street.
Speaker 2: Cancel that idea right now, cancil Idea team, stop writing
Speaker 2: pens down. Let's now not do that. It has been
Speaker 2: an extraordinary couple of days. And yes I was catching
Speaker 2: up with with my dad back in and it is
Speaker 2: the liveliest skype chap we've had this year. He is
Speaker 2: very the chest has swelled. He said. I said, how
Speaker 2: are you feel about it? And he said, proudly British son,
Speaker 2: No one does it quite like us. It is amazing,
Speaker 2: the pageant tree and the bomb before.
Speaker 7: No. No.
Speaker 2: I actually said, I think you've been waiting for this
Speaker 2: your whole life. He's going, uh, it doesn't live in London.
Speaker 2: There's about two hours away. He's getting on the train.
Speaker 2: He's going up this week to pay his respects. And
Speaker 2: I said, do you know what she happens? Then he goes, well,
Speaker 2: you'd be curing for hours to get him where she's
Speaker 2: lying in staff, which is an incredible thing. And he said,
Speaker 2: then the rules are that you can't stop, you just
Speaker 2: shuffle past. And I went, how are they enforcing that?
Speaker 2: You know they've got like an umpire, but like at
Speaker 2: the tennis, hey move, how do you How do you
Speaker 2: know what's shuffling? When does shuffling stopping? Yeah? I mean
Speaker 2: if it was me, I'd want to try a shoelace
Speaker 2: is to get a really good gold gore at the coffin.
Speaker 4: No, maybe it's something like a trapdoor opens or.
Speaker 2: Four through into the lions. There has been as the
Speaker 2: days go by, the demands for around the clock coverage
Speaker 2: are huge. General series is you know you've got coffee's
Speaker 2: out there. He's hanging around his night term in London.
Speaker 2: People don't want to blissfully unaware that he's brought us
Speaker 2: in live to Australia. They're more interested in taking phones
Speaker 2: to some of the bouquets than chatter Gooshi. There is
Speaker 2: a lot of tenuous links. Now. I saw the Daily
Speaker 2: Mail push this story out yesterday Excluse Exclusive. World's biggest
Speaker 2: news online service is the Daily Mail Online Exclusive. Royal
Speaker 2: bee Keeper has informed the Queen's bees that the Queen
Speaker 2: is dead. This is the world's biggest online news outlet,
Speaker 2: the Daily Mail Exclusive. We got to get that. Beat
Speaker 2: the others to this. Haven't got it. I've got the
Speaker 2: big one. The Royal bee Keeper has informed the Queen's
Speaker 2: beet that the Queen has died. How do you mean
Speaker 2: those Let's get those swarms of bees together to go, guys, guys,
Speaker 2: go stop mucking around. Seriously, No, no, no, no, this
Speaker 2: is a sad one. Don't muck around now you're feel
Speaker 2: bad when she's dead. Jerry, Jerry, come on, choke this, Jerry.
Speaker 2: Haven't we spoke about this she's dead. No, she's she's dead.
Speaker 2: She's gone. Guys, she's gone.
Speaker 4: No, not your queen. Output We now got a king bee.
Speaker 2: Okay, go figure. I know, but this has come down
Speaker 2: from above, so I don't know. They're going to be
Speaker 2: part of the procession now. To cheer them up, they're
Speaker 2: gonna they're gonna carry the funeral ten thousand angry bees, or.
Speaker 4: They use the bees to sting people who are standing still.
Speaker 2: The non uploads. I also saw and Australia thank you
Speaker 2: very much this, I mean so many acts of respect
Speaker 2: from Australia. I thought what they did with projecting the
Speaker 2: Queen on Sydney Opera House looked great. Also what looked
Speaker 2: amazing was the Frankston machers that lowered the Maca's flag
Speaker 2: to half miles. Thank you Australia, Thank you.
Speaker 4: There's tributes as well coming in from all kinds of businesses.
Speaker 4: Every business took to Twitter. Domino's. Everyone at Dominoes joins
Speaker 4: the nation and the world in mourning the death of
Speaker 4: Queen Elizabeth. Beautiful Heines. Everyone at Hines is deeply saddened
Speaker 4: by the passing of Queen Elizabeth. But the cake goes
Speaker 4: to the Crazy Frog who knew he was even verified
Speaker 4: on Twitter? He said, simply, rip the Queen.
Speaker 2: Has he ever commented on any other news events or
Speaker 2: it's just that one.
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Speaker 2: has officially begun. Now did you too really get this
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Speaker 4: I have been tested.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a certain type of pollen, isn't it. Oh
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Speaker 1: Up well Christian no Connell's show podcast this.
Speaker 2: Week on the show, very excited by this. We had
Speaker 2: this planned about two or three weeks ago, but sadly
Speaker 2: our pet psychic sinus infection. I'm not making this up.
Speaker 2: She had a sinus infection, and one thing he's got
Speaker 2: a sinus infection's paying for anyway. But it can block
Speaker 2: up obviously, the messages you get from the spirits. The spirits, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, let's just make them out.
Speaker 4: She just sounded like she had a.
Speaker 2: I'm having real trouble. I think it congestures, the hay fever.
Speaker 2: I can't hear from all the Egyptian gods speaking to it. Zeus,
Speaker 2: is that you zoos? God, my god, this bloody hay
Speaker 2: fever this year?
Speaker 4: But she's back, she's Oh my god, the science.
Speaker 2: Isn't cleared up, and she's got a direct line now
Speaker 2: to your pets third eye. What I did not sign
Speaker 2: off on that I did not want. This radio is
Speaker 2: suffering right now. I am still mourning, my queen. Who
Speaker 2: put that up there? You made it when you drunk.
Speaker 2: This is called where's your pets head At? Oh no,
Speaker 2: you make it. I'll play it. Where's your It's just
Speaker 2: a guy yelling. It sounds like, you know, you broke
Speaker 2: into the station of the weekend Hammond, and the music
Speaker 2: does not at all. Just someone yelling where's your pets
Speaker 2: head at? Disconcerting. It's discombobulating as well.
Speaker 4: Make it stop now, I've got to start this infection,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 2: So we really have got a psychic on the show
Speaker 2: this week, and she can tell you all about what
Speaker 2: your pet thinks feels. And here's the kicker what it
Speaker 2: was in the previous line. So I know that, you
Speaker 2: know Larry my cat professor really professor of science and
Speaker 2: fair play to Larry. You don't even talking about it
Speaker 2: a lot keeps very helow. You must see me fat
Speaker 2: around sometimes. Now's going that ain't a right angle? And
Speaker 2: Nichs of my German shepherd dog was a soldier. Not
Speaker 2: just that, not just that. Get this. She can also
Speaker 2: predict the future. I'm not making this up, Marina. The
Speaker 2: pets psychic trouble is tough to have all that power.
Speaker 2: And now I know somethimes when she's looking at me,
Speaker 2: she's going money, don't back the d's against she I
Speaker 2: bore me Friday and MoMA like, what is it? I
Speaker 2: know you've got the power. What do we do to
Speaker 2: bridge the how do we harness this power? You know
Speaker 2: the future.
Speaker 3: But you're a dog get her to do the lotto
Speaker 3: numbers this weekend.
Speaker 2: Actually, you're quite right. Okay, if I should pick six
Speaker 2: as my first number, yeah, I just take her in
Speaker 2: the little news agent as well. Put my dog in
Speaker 2: stuff fill the mouth, all right? So who wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to know what that pet was in a previous line
Speaker 2: or what supernatural skills they've got. If you're up for that.
Speaker 2: Marina is going to be on the show Thursday. You
Speaker 2: can call in now to boot your spots. I think
Speaker 2: this will get busy. I bet you're desperate to know yours,
Speaker 2: aren't you, Patsy?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: Absolutely, but maybe not in the wake of the weekend
Speaker 6: because he had a lot of a loan time at
Speaker 6: the weekend because they're at the play all weekend.
Speaker 3: So he was very sulky last night.
Speaker 2: All right, is this a bit strange when you see
Speaker 2: he had a lot of a loan time.
Speaker 3: What was he doing sulky?
Speaker 2: He's not a laptop open and I'm just deleting it.
Speaker 2: It's hard to get that poor to wipe your history.
Speaker 4: Now, he's very worried about what is going to say.
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