WEBVTT - FULL: Celebrating Impregnated Mum 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.280 Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:07.880 Hey downloaders, hey streamers. Christian here. I just want to 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:10.160 say two things actually. One, thank you very much to 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:13.480 all the amazing messages you sent to me about what 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:18.720 Jack spoke about recently on the show and his six months. 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:21.880 They're amazing. Always thank you for the sharing, but I 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:24.840 really appreciate all the love and support you've been showing Jack. 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:28.200 The other thing is, obviously i'm here in Australia. I'm 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:31.240 watching the TV coverage. I feel kind of quite distanced 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:34.720 from everything that's going on in London with the Morning 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:38.319 Now for the Queen, and imagine that some of our 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:40.879 listeners in London maybe used to listen to me when 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:43.519 I was on Absolute Radio in the UK, will be 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.879 going to pay your respects. My dad's one of them. 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:48.720 You might be shuffling with him this week over the 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:51.720 next couple of days. If you are going, please I 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.240 want to hear all about it. Email us. Also, the 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:55.760 one thing we're doing on the show, as you're about 0:00:55.760 --> 0:01:00.440 to hear, there's a lot of strange filler articles. As 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:02.800 links get more and more tenuous to what's going on. 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:06.160 There's so much demand on rolling news coverage. Anything you 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:09.360 see that's weird to odder unusual about Royal watch. Email 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:11.720 me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com, DoD are you 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:13.480 on with the show? Thank you? 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:20.080 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:23.520 They're like a lawn mower in the sky. 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:25.640 Would I dare go back? 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:26.080 Yes? 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:26.479 I would. 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.919 This is not the BBC the Christian O'Connell show Gold 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.920 one oh four point three. Hey, come on in Monday morning. 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:36.240 It's a Christian O'Connell's show on Gold. I hope you 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.640 had a great weekend. Come on in Patsy morning, Come 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.360 on in Jackie boy. See you guys to Patsy before 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:43.840 we get into today's show. And now on Friday, we're very, 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:47.199 very excited. All of your daughters are school playing yesterday. 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:48.680 How did it go? Ah? 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:52.360 The kids were fantastic. Their school did a junior school 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:55.120 did a production of Beauty and the Beast and aren't 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.640 you there's some talented kids in there. The girl that 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:01.440 played Bell was year eight students. She has a future 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:04.040 in theater. She was absolutely phenomenal. 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.880 This is great because getting Pantsy anointing you at a 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:12.960 young age. I mean, Margot Robbie spotted guy, Piers spotted 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:13.240 you are. 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:16.720 These kids were incredible. 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:20.480 We'd see her running in ages, ringing them into the 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:23.200 ground like ten years from now. There's a Netflix stock 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:25.960 about the way she went. It tyrannical, but that's what 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:27.640 it's called. It's seeming called tyrannical. 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:28.919 But she got results. 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:32.280 Oh she did. You want fame? Fame starts here again, 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:33.440 we go again. 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:37.440 And Lumia was so good she kept her friend exit 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:39.079 the entire time. 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:42.040 The sorry we aren't as well. First in the world 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:44.320 of theater as you Lumier. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:45.560 Here's the candlesticker. 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:50.600 Oh yeah, right, yes, but you never know. I thought 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:54.639 it was some sort of come here, come here. 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:58.600 So there were two shows, one and five. Of course 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:02.480 we went to both shows as you do, and in 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:05.200 the front row, front and center. But there's always the 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:08.000 late comers, isn't there for both shows. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.280 They were lucky they didn't get their throats wrapped out 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:10.760 by pants. 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:12.360 I find it so rude. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.720 It is rude. Now. I understand you all know it's 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:17.079 a Sunday, right, you just like the rest of us, 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.679 make your plans, get your ass sat down on time. 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:22.280 And you know it's oh excuse me, I'm terribly so homoused, 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:24.600 and you have to stand up. Let's face it, you can't, 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:27.000 you know, they trip over your feet and your rainkles. 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:28.840 You have to stand up. We're at the front row. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:30.639 You're aware you're putting the kids off. 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:34.079 No one bin as well. There's often some old time 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:36.040 who goes out for a slash half way through it, 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:39.480 right once go on and then just you see them 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.640 coming down. Is lost. It doesn't know right. It's a 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:44.480 seven year old lost like a child. It's the full 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:47.680 circle of life, and he's like wandering up and fights. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.440 But twice that happened, and the first one. So for 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:55.480 the first show at one o'clock. Somehow I'm convinced they're 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.000 in the wrong spot. They weren't meant to be in 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:58.880 the front row because there was like a double up, 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:02.480 like a double booking of tick. So one one member 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:04.760 of our party couldn't make it yesterday, my nephew. 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:07.560 Unfortunately you had eighteen tickets or something. 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.800 We had like a mini bus to bring everyone, and 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.640 so he's his seat was spare. 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:17.520 So this other family came and just sat there and I. 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.200 Leaned over all big move better bit of bank that 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:25.000 you bet me carrying a piece. It is about to 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.760 get real. You better have a shooter in that back 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.960 or this ends. Now. I'm going to draw first. 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:34.920 I'm terribly sorry, but I think you've got the wrong. 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:36.760 But you run an empty seat. 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.839 And then like he's getting he's getting out the thing, 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:40.840 and I thought, you know what, it's not. I said, 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:44.640 that's fine, you just stay there. That's I'm missing the play. 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.080 I'm missing my maybe today, maybe. 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:48.800 Not tomorrow, but at some point this comes back to you. 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:51.400 But it was brilliant. 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:56.120 Here's my card I run any for Challenged Young Children tyrannical. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:57.880 So the play was good. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:04:59.040 It was brilliant. 0:04:59.320 --> 0:04:59.839 He did good. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:03.280 Oh she was Oh can I just say proud mama? 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:05.720 Moment I had tears rolling down my cheeks, which I 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.479 know all you should have. 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:10.159 I thought, oh, here's this girl. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:12.799 You know, she's six weeks prem and here's my little 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.120 girl up on the stage and she's already talking about 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:17.120 next year's production. 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:19.400 She said, Mom, I so want to try out. I said, 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:20.120 you should. 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:21.120 You should. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.200 I'll be right there supporting you. 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.839 No, that's lovely. Patsy, well done to Audie. That's great, 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.120 and the whole casting crew as well. 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:30.719 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:33.960 Patsy, I'm getting like me. You found yourself watching a 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:36.080 lot of the coverage, and there is a lot of 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.320 coverage of Royal Watch over the weekend. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:42.919 Yeah, our front living room has been transformed into my 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:46.640 little cave, my royal cave. No one interrupts me. This 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.200 TV is staying on the BBC. If you don't like it, 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:50.719 you can go watch the other one. 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:52.000 This is great. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:53.880 Yeah, I watched a lot of over the weekend. Did 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.600 you love? I thought I must call it Prince Charles 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:57.839 King Charles's speech. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.880 I thought it was absolutely so insational. I love he's 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:05.080 such a such a good public speaker. You can see 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:06.320 he's done it for years and years. 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.880 But I thought it was heartfelt. I loved how he 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:12.279 included William and Harry. I thought it was absolutely perfect. 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:14.159 Yeah, I thought it was very very good. Actually I 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.920 watched it with the kids like you. I actually got 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:17.880 up and watched it live. 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:24.080 Yeah, set my clock for two five seeing history. 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:28.120 Yeah, moment anyway, when the kids got up and made 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.400 them watch it again. Obviously, teenage is a tough sell 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.960 Saturday morning, and your dad's been up for a long time. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:35.719 He's a little bit too activated. They said, Dad, you're 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:38.080 really activated. They keep going when they get very excited 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:40.520 where they go, Dad's activate again. I said, you've got 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:42.039 to watch this is history. I was going to watch 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:43.960 that roll in their eyes and put the phones away. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:47.000 It's disrespectful. Okay, this is guy's morning and he's addressing 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:48.400 the nation. We can't of imagine what's. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.640 Being history is being made, just seeing history on fire. 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.560 Anyway, at the end of it, at the end of it, 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:55.080 I was like, look, I was watching it and then 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.599 looking at their reaction at the end of it, I 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.159 just went nailed it. They went, that is not respectful Dad. 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:02.880 But he did. He now, But Patsy, you've got to 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:04.760 be honest. A lot of the coverage over the weekend, 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:07.120 so that Kosi's Coshie's out there. 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:08.000 The whole show's out there. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:09.880 It looks like they just stood outside the front of 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:12.960 Buckingham Palace and it's a long week ahead of them, 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:15.760 and it's nighttime now as well. But anyway, didn't You've 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:17.480 got to be honest. A lot of the coverage is finner, 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:17.960 isn't it. 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.800 Oh, just the car the cavalcade going from Bellmoral into. 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.160 Any that's when there's a bit of action that the Coffin. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:25.920 Movie, what do you talk about for six hours? Is 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:27.360 a car going They've just. 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:30.520 Got various because there's TV. They've just got various mumblies 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:33.080 on that. I was the former gardener. I was the 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.800 former gardener's wife. And then you have these idiots who 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:38.960 are called royal experts who basically just go They might 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:42.040 be thinking this, this might be happening. 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:46.160 That cavalcade from Bellmoral back into London. Is that lined 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:47.200 with people the whole way? 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.440 Yeah, there's yeah, local villagers come out, don't they Christian 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:53.480 to see and see as thes goes past where. 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:55.560 She's going to Edinburgh then flying to London. 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:59.000 Now she's yeah, it would lie in state in Edinburgh 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:01.120 at st chances because theater, I think for the next day. 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:06.000 So people like, yeah, yes, yes, not like doing at all. Listen, 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:07.040 this is heathen. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:08.640 I'm just interested already. 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:12.720 The Republicans have broken ranks. Wake up, people, wake up. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:16.000 So on Friday, we're obviously waking up to the news 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.800 like everybody else that the queen had passed away and 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.920 it was the morning of high emotions. And I tell 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:24.000 you someone who was activated, Patsy. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:24.880 Oh now what have I done? 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:26.920 No? No, no. Do you remember when we were talking 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.240 and we had some Queen facts. Let me just play 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:29.720 this back. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.800 Because we heard she opened the Olympics nineteen fifty six, 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:35.600 the Lapper House opened that like the Townsville Barracks. How 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.720 many things did she open? 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.160 It would be though it wouldn't. 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:45.120 Be all would be. Got an email hair from a 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:48.120 Chris Christian team. This is from from London. Listen to 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:50.320 the podcast about the tragic news of the Queen passed 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.160 and was hoping to get cheered up by a good souse. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.240 At some point in the show, Jack read out the 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:56.840 Queen facts and Patsy made the comment she must have 0:08:56.920 --> 0:09:00.160 opened millions of things after hearing that the Queen open 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:03.000 up the Sydney Royd Opera house, then sticking to her 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.960 guns when you questioned her about being an overestimation. I've 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:08.000 done the maths Christians. I know it's not the show's 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:12.400 strong point. If if the Queen had opened one million 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.600 things during her seventy year reign, that would have meant 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:23.280 she was opening something every thirty six minutes. Fair play 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:27.000 to the Queen, non stop Christian twenty four hours a day, 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.920 three hundred and sixty five this year for the full 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:34.880 seventy years to get to a million. I just thought 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:36.600 i'd let Patsy know. Thank you. Chris. 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:39.000 The Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.080 Over the past couple of months, we've been going through 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.679 the nineties each week, and our eight has said, of 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:46.520 the nineties, we're heading for the last few letters of 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:50.240 the alphabet. Normally, on a Friday, we play our Friday 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:52.320 game to do with our ages out of the nineties, 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:55.080 the one second Winner, where Jack and Patsy take each 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:56.920 other and I played them a one second clip of 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.400 a song from the nineties where the artist or the 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:02.000 song title is to do with that letter. I'm not 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.160 saying that we're scraping in the bar at the moment, 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:07.520 but we are. Here is the one second Winner. It's 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:09.920 an extra large version of this. This has come from 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:13.120 the mind of the producers songs or bands with big 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:13.559 in them. 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:22.239 Okay, okay, the actual word big. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:23.000 That you picture it. This is this is tenuous. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:28.360 Big adjacent words so not related to size, mug. 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:35.400 Adjacent. You should do more big adjacent, more interesting adjacent. 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:38.280 Now coming up at seven today, all right, so do 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:43.839 we understand you d all right, what song is this 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:52.679 extra large adjacent to large? By this one makes sense? 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:59.440 All right? Start from Jackie Boy there wins out one. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:02.160 That's what's this? Then extra large from the nineties. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.679 I've done all the big things. I've done all the 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.959 big things, best things. Paul Kelly, you've done all the 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:11.560 dumb things. 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:16.280 You go through the whole variations of this. It is 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:22.280 Paul Kelly from little things, Big things grow from little big. 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:24.520 Things grow at all. 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:28.640 It's a lovely song. That all right? Who's this? 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.679 That's rush, No, that's big audio dynamite. 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:41.480 Yes, of course big, yeah, alright, who is big? 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:45.640 But I like big, like. 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:52.559 Jackie Boy winning at the moment. What about this? 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:57.760 Oh what big? 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:04.959 Not that boy? Not that word? Another one? I want you, 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:19.320 I want you, Yes, larger life back three boys, all right, 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:20.520 Patsy you should get this one. 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:24.199 Oh it's the Wiggles, big red car. 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:29.560 That's so many. 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:34.280 Jump bag. 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:42.880 You need to get Gordy onto the Wiggles. 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:48.040 Write it down, jack for that lady that runs the agency. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:49.960 Tyrannical baby music for. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:57.160 Every day, Oh every baby, I love your wife. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:03.200 Well done, Big Mountain, what a tune. This is a tune. 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:06.599 I want to tell you. 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:11.560 This is really encroaching in ub forty slow down reggae. 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:12.480 Hey we do the reggae. 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:16.520 The BP three isn't there? So chugs along? All right? 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:25.360 Last one? Talk about it? Oh okay, okay, quiz show 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:31.599 isn't there? God you're ready? Okay, talker about it? Is it? 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:32.360 Food fighters? 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:36.520 Yes, well done, I'll give it to you big mabout 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:41.200 carry on team. Let's never do a quiz like that again. 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:45.640 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:48.160 Tell us about your weekend than the weekend you've just 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:49.960 had in six words. 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.679 And then you texted six words right from your phone 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:57.760 on to tell us. 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:01.520 Just tell your week cantle was? Were you what the 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:03.160 barber chilling at home? 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:06.160 Text us now? 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:14.640 But only you six words in your message? All right? 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.400 Six word weekend sex and in six words, not five, 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.440 not seven? Use all six text of men? Oh four 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:24.320 seven five three one oh four three, I've got two 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:29.480 first one obviously depends on Friday night. The DS felt 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:31.400 like a gone time traveling till when I got here 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:35.240 four years ago. What happened is my six word weekend? 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:37.280 After I was angry, I took at one a gut. 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.240 You can't ely go to sleep, No more talk of 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:44.240 dynasty now no back to backs. But actually my six 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:49.120 word weekend is can I escape my lycra fate? At 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:52.600 forty nine, I know very very very vulnerable some of 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:55.520 my year right where barely a week goes by. I'm 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.320 not invited out cycling with other men. 0:14:58.320 --> 0:14:59.960 My age, sands strong Christian. 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.080 I'm struggling. Jack Hay, Miss Blake got in my head 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:05.800 last week telling me to accept now and give up 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:08.240 because you know he's into cyclic I know heavily into it. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:08.680 He was. 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:12.600 He sent me three messages on Friday and I went 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:14.480 to look at a bike Saturday. I didn't get it. 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:16.600 A stronger part of me told me to leave. 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:18.560 You're allowed to ride a bike. This is what I 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:21.240 don't understand. People can ride a bike without wearing the 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.760 clumpy shoes and the licra. You don't have to break 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:27.360 land speed records. On a Sunday morning around the Bullpark. 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:29.200 I met a guy last week. We were getting on 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.440 really well okay, and he said, hey, what do you 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:34.160 do Saturday mornings and that's what the door goes. Why 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:35.560 don't you come out with me and my buddy's on 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.680 a bike. We go out cycling every Sunday morning, we 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:41.200 have a coffee. We cycle back. Came close to thing. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:44.080 Yes, wear a T shirt and shorts. You don't have 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:45.000 to get in the skin to. 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:46.680 My clompy guys. 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:49.440 I feel like I can't escape my licrapme. 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:52.160 To me Nick when you're at the shop, Come call me, yes, 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:52.920 and I'll talk. 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:57.280 A sponsor having a tough moment. I don't reckon. I 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:58.320 can hold out the air. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.320 Oh come on, bake into fifty at least changing. 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.560 They keep saying the weather's getting nice. Come out on 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:05.960 Saturday morning. We is going out for a couple of hours. 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:08.440 We have a chat, a coffee, you come back. It 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:09.880 seems a nice proposition. 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:12.960 I'll be disappointed. I'll understand, but I'll be disappointed. 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.520 You know it goes Jack. What was your six word? Weekend? 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:18.000 Printer scanner can go to hell? 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:19.000 Oh god. 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.280 The worst news you can ever get in an email 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:24.560 Friday on a Friday, mind you is please print and 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:27.040 scan this document, sign it and send it back to us. 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:28.600 It's awful, isn't it. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.040 I don't even know how to print at home, let 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:34.040 alone try and scan and get it back into the computer. 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:37.080 Had to go and get ink as well from office 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:41.280 works because that black cartridge I swear, yeah, it's got 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:44.200 about five in. It's like, no, I'm done. Even though 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:47.680 in our printer there's two black cartridges right on the 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:50.080 mixes with the colors to make darker colors and then 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:50.840 the normal black. 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:53.960 Those cartridges are solid stuff in that. You see, there 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:55.400 must be enough in every. 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:58.720 Year when when the black ones run out for printing 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:00.720 black and white, why don't you just the other black 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:02.920 one that's in there, already in there, You've got black 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:04.200 in and I need a print now. 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:06.359 I refuse to top up the colors now. I make 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:08.359 the kids right when they're printing of schoolwork, just to 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:11.359 choose the black and white option. There's been no yellow 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:17.240 and no magenta, and no choose black and white looks 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:20.200 our school projects doesn't matter. 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.680 We had to do. Actually, that reminds me. As kids, 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:24.560 we had a rule with the printer that everything had 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:25.920 to be printed black and white, and you had to 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:29.200 go in the settings and choose draft mode which printed it. 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.800 Like every time they print you have to unselect color 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:35.920 and go into monochromatic world. I keep telling this is 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:37.880 to help the environment. You know that they're growing into. 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:39.880 This is what can save a couple of hundred bucks 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:41.879 because cartridges are so expensive. 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:44.040 Should be illegal to ask people to sign and print 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:46.080 documents because they just do the digital stuff. 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:48.000 But then it's the worst part of using that home 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:49.359 set up, the scanner. 0:17:49.480 --> 0:17:49.840 Scanner. 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:50.359 I hate it. 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:52.720 I don't even know how to get into the story 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:54.360 way does it go once it scanned? 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:55.160 Is it in there? 0:17:56.720 --> 0:18:00.200 You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcasts. 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.280 You to tell us about your weekend and six words 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:06.639 on four seven five three, one oh four three Patsy, 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:08.560 what's your six word weekend? Yes? 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:12.199 Not even for our thirty eight dollars slab. We were 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:16.200 out on the weekend and Chris noticed this massive, big sign. 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:18.760 He was like an owl, his head like turned around 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:23.960 like what was that? And there was a local bottle 0:18:23.960 --> 0:18:27.800 shop advertising slabs of beer for thirty eight bucks. He's 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:31.640 beloved Melbourne and so we quickly turned off the road. 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:35.040 But as we approached the bottle shop, we noticed that 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:37.800 the shop right next door was a sexy Land And 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:40.879 we were in his work car that is emblazoned with 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:41.760 office works. 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:43.760 He goes, oh, I think we'll just do it. 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:46.600 You I thought you were saying that sexy Land was 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:48.399 selling slabs for thirty eight dollars. 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:50.960 He didn't think that would be a good A good look. 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:52.600 Thank goodness, all. 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:54.840 Right, and so six word weekends. Let's go through yours now. 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:58.359 This is from Robert Lee. Took kids to the pool disaster. 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:00.280 Yeah I remember in there when the as we're a 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:02.760 lot younger taken than the swimming can be hard, hard, hard. 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:05.800 This is on carl just purchased a house in Spain. 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:11.200 Very nice, easily done over the weekend, isn't it. I've 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:14.000 bought a new pair of slippers. I was kicking goals. 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:16.399 A lovely new pair of slippers. You're winning life. You 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:21.240 are your house in Spain. Very nice, Carlos. Where else? Uh? 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:26.760 Sun road bike without training wheels A beautiful moment is yeah, 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:30.359 well done? Lovely Tanya roller skating? What was I thinking, 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:35.080 Graham Dixon? Because you know that you can scan documents 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:37.520 with your iPhone. You don't need to print and scan, 0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:40.560