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Speaker 1: Jump Mission with Joins and Amanda. Remember those barbecues we

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Speaker 1: got a few years ago, those nice lifestyle barbecues to

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Speaker 1: get them, probably about we first started doing the Showdow we.

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Speaker 2: Said a few years ago, fourteen years ago.

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Speaker 1: And these barbecues, I'll give them a plug because they're

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Speaker 1: the best barbecues ever. They made a status still and

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Speaker 1: look it's still going except I went to clean it

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Speaker 1: the other day and the burners have rusted out. Because

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Speaker 1: it's fifteen years old, it's.

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Speaker 3: Going to happen.

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Speaker 1: And I went, oh, I've got to get some new burners,

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Speaker 1: and apparently you can get them from Buddings thirty bucks each.

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Speaker 1: And then why do that. I'm riding along on my

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Speaker 1: bike on the way home. On the side of the

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Speaker 1: road there's a barbecue, so I do a U turn,

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Speaker 1: I come back, I pull up. What are the chances

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Speaker 1: three burners that are mildly rusty and they fit perfectly

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Speaker 1: in my barbecue.

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Speaker 3: I've got a lot of questions. The universe is provided.

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Speaker 3: It's just great.

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Speaker 2: First question, was the barbecue discarded or was it just

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Speaker 2: a barbecue in someone's front?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I pushed the family out of the way, get those

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Speaker 3: chops off. I need that you guys done. Of course

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Speaker 3: it was. It was on a junk pile. It was

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Speaker 3: on a junk pile. I don't I know you have

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Speaker 3: beef for this. I don't see. I'm a great believer

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Speaker 3: in the providing from the universe.

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Speaker 2: I remember when you were over at the shopping center

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Speaker 2: and you got a free chicken, the barbecue chicken.

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Speaker 3: It was on the back of the shopping trolley.

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Speaker 1: I'm putting my trolley away, I noticed a barbecue chicken

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Speaker 1: hanging in a bag, and I look around because obviously

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Speaker 1: some poor shopper has done the shopping and forgotten to

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Speaker 1: take the barbecue chicken out of the little area that

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Speaker 1: you put a kid in, you know, the kid.

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Speaker 3: Area, Like I didn't leave a child behind.

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Speaker 2: You'd taken it home.

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Speaker 1: So I looked around. I made a dutiful effort to

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Speaker 1: find the person. As anyone lost a barbecue chicken.

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Speaker 2: I bet you did not say that, because if someone

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Speaker 2: else came up, you wouldn't believe it was there.

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Speaker 3: I would say, I'd say, is this your barbecue chicken?

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Speaker 1: Sir to me? So I took it home and enjoyed it,

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Speaker 1: and it was okay, it was still warm.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't bad. You know what else happened? Oh not more?

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Speaker 3: Are you such a scab? I'm not a scab.

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Speaker 1: The universe provides, but I think this one could have

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Speaker 1: bitten me on the bum a little bit.

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Speaker 3: On Friday, I'm just going for my little health paddle

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Speaker 3: and I on you.

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Speaker 1: Stand up paddle, and I noticed that there was a

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Speaker 1: young couple and he was in a dingy and she

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Speaker 1: was in the back of the dingy, but he was

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Speaker 1: hanging off the dingy.

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Speaker 3: And I thought, what's happening here?

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Speaker 1: Then I realized that they there were two like floral tributes.

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Speaker 1: They were paying tribute to someone and she was filming it,

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Speaker 1: so he was on the front of the dingy, pulling

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Speaker 1: it along so she could get a nice panoramic shot.

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Speaker 1: The reefs in the water, so I made sure I

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Speaker 1: went right around them so I didn't wreck their shot.

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Speaker 1: Then as I'm paddling back, I see something floating in

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Speaker 1: the water, and I thought that must be the floral tributes.

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Speaker 3: But no, it's a pack of SMIs Chris. It's don't

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Speaker 3: make me.

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Speaker 1: It's a pack of Smith Chris smoky rib barbecue chips,

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Speaker 1: just floating untampered with.

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Speaker 3: Tell me you didn't, And I thought, well, I just

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Speaker 3: scooped that up with my paddle onto the board.

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Speaker 1: And then when I got home, I was telling this

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Speaker 1: story to Omo and I said, well, those chips might

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Speaker 1: have been part of their offering.

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Speaker 2: That's a pretty obvious assumption.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And I said, no, not really.

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Speaker 1: At that moment, the wind came up, picked my board

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Speaker 1: up and it hit like a rock and.

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Speaker 3: Put a big ding in it. So I threw the

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Speaker 3: chips back, gave them back. See I'm not a total scab.

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Speaker 2: The only thing that I would love more about this

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Speaker 2: story is if someone phone filmed you throwing chips into

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Speaker 2: the water and you were done for littering. You know,

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Speaker 2: move over, Steptoe and Son, I'll come your junkyard, Jonesy.

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Speaker 3: You steal a packet of chips in the how's a steal?

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Speaker 2: Well take you see a barbecue, I've me a bit

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Speaker 2: of that. You see some chicken at the shops, I'll

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Speaker 2: have a bit of that. You see some chips floating

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Speaker 2: in the water when you've just seen people have a floral.

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Speaker 1: Trip, you yeah, there were Somehow hours later, when I

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Speaker 1: was paddling back, wasn't.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't desecrating the offering.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't eat chips that I found in the water.

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Speaker 3: They were not compromised. I would you get that off there?

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Speaker 3: Stop that music. That's not the kese. I would have

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Speaker 3: eaten the chips, of course I.

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Speaker 1: Would have eaten the chips, of course I would have.

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Speaker 1: But I was saved by the universe.

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Speaker 3: Boma. My cholesterol appreciated as well. You know, und Joe

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Speaker 3: know what's wrong with you? So you would walk past

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Speaker 3: this stuff and you'd leave it go. I think I would.

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Speaker 2: If I saw a barbecue on the side of the street,

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Speaker 2: I think, you know what, I don't know what kind

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Speaker 2: of food's being cooked on there.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: In coronavirus times, will I stop and go through people's stuff?

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Speaker 2: Because you know what, I'm a thoughtful human when you look.

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Speaker 1: At it, I'm the oldimate greenie. Really, I'm cleaning up

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Speaker 1: the waterways. I'm cleaning up the sides.

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Speaker 3: Of our streets.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you're cleaning.

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Speaker 3: Cleaning up those shopping trolleys with barbeos.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Junkyard Jonesy Winds are

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Speaker 1: With Jonesy and Amanda