WEBVTT - 🍺 PUB TEST: Do You Like Picnics?

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<v Speaker 1>Gold, hello there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Jonesy and Amanda driving you home. It's been a

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<v Speaker 2>hell of a week. I think we should get down

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<v Speaker 2>to the Jonesy and Amanda arms for.

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<v Speaker 1>The pub test.

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<v Speaker 3>Pub test.

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<v Speaker 1>Pass the pub test.

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<v Speaker 4>If something sounds unlikely, then it should fail.

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<v Speaker 3>The pub test.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the pub test. Doesn't pass the sniff test.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not helpful.

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<v Speaker 3>Picnics.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they pass the pub test?

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<v Speaker 3>I drove past a big parkland yesterday and lots of

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<v Speaker 3>families having picnics for Father's Day, which looked lovely, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's not for me. I need lumber support. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>eat standing up with plastic plates and flies in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>Call me weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're the person, I'm going to maybe a little

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<v Speaker 2>flip-flop around on this. If you're not the person that's

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<v Speaker 2>setting it up, it's pretty cool. I've been invited to

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<v Speaker 2>a picnic where it's all there and you just show

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<v Speaker 2>up and you're pretty much just drinking in public.

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<v Speaker 3>But you still have to stand up using cutlery in

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<v Speaker 3>one hand and maybe one of those wooden spoons that's

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<v Speaker 3>going to... Splinter in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>I can still sit cross-legged on the ground like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in kindergarten.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no worries. Getting up takes a little bit, but

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<v Speaker 1>getting down, no problem.

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<v Speaker 5>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not for me. It's just not for me. I

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<v Speaker 3>appreciate the romance of it, those elaborate picnic baskets. It

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<v Speaker 3>just looks so lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>What about when you see those dudes and they're making

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<v Speaker 2>a wood barbecue outside and they're cooking stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love that. I think, would I? You go to

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<v Speaker 1>a sanctioned park and there's the barbecue.

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<v Speaker 5>The wood barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>But if someone else is doing it, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to have to think. I don't mind taking over doing

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<v Speaker 1>the barbecue.

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<v Speaker 3>If I can sit comfortably in a chair with a

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<v Speaker 3>glass of wine in my hand and not have to

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<v Speaker 3>do anything, I may stop whinging.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember one picnic slash barbecue I went to, they said,

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<v Speaker 2>who wants to light the fire?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, well, that'd be me. So you're pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>beer in your hand.

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<v Speaker 3>Flamethrower in the oven.

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<v Speaker 2>Sanctioned to light a fire in a park and everyone's going,

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<v Speaker 2>good on you.

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<v Speaker 3>Picnics, do they pass the pub test?

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<v Speaker 4>Look, to be fair, I actually think it's more about

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<v Speaker 4>the women's preparation and the men's execution. On the very

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<v Speaker 4>rare occasion, because a lot of women also end up

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<v Speaker 4>doing both.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great fun, you know, good energy to spend and

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<v Speaker 1>be out in the sun with the family, have fun,

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<v Speaker 1>eat good food.

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<v Speaker 5>Picnics are fantastic. It's a great way to go and

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<v Speaker 5>get some sunshine on your bones and fantastic way to

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<v Speaker 5>catch up with family and friends. I don't know who

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<v Speaker 5>came up with the idea. I'm at the stage now.

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<v Speaker 5>If I get on the ground, it takes me 10

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<v Speaker 5>minutes to get up. What's wrong with the picnic table?

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<v Speaker 5>Sit at the table. Not on the ground. That's why

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<v Speaker 5>they invented roofs, so you didn't have to sit outside.

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<v Speaker 5>You've got to put sun cream on. And then you've

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<v Speaker 5>got ants to deal with and magpies. If you're down

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<v Speaker 5>the beach, you've got to beat the seagulls away with

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<v Speaker 5>a burnt stick.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, can I add, even if you get a

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<v Speaker 3>picnic table, you have to go with your legs side-saddling

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<v Speaker 3>over it. I can't even do that.

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<v Speaker 1>What about when you have to share the picnic table?

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<v Speaker 1>The people you don't know. You get other people that

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<v Speaker 1>come along and they want to share the picnic table.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you, a picnic is no picnic.

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<v Speaker 2>Righto, UT.

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<v Speaker 4>That's enough.

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<v Speaker 1>They lied to us.