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Speaker 1: no week. Everybody. Good morning, It's Monday morning. It's the
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show. I've had a great weekend. Good morning,
Speaker 1: Patsy morning, Good morning Jackie morning. How was everyone's weekend. Patsy,
Speaker 1: how was your weekend?
Speaker 3: Had a great weekend, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I had a lovely weekend. My daughter turned eighteen yesterday
Speaker 1: by Ruby. I feel both old and also very very grateful.
Speaker 1: I also had eighteen breakdowns every weekend. I thought Friday afternoon,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do I'm going to make a
Speaker 1: movie and go back to photos and video of every
Speaker 1: single birthday.
Speaker 6: First on Friday Friday, I started that project.
Speaker 1: It took me over ten hours. I almost called you,
Speaker 1: so I almost called you to say can you help?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a lot of footage. You you
Speaker 1: make videos on Friday a movie. I got up, Yes,
Speaker 1: Thatt whlf six because it was still editing it Sunday. Yes,
Speaker 1: still doing on the day of her birthday. Because if
Speaker 1: you're going to go back to all those eighteen years
Speaker 1: worth of birthdays, seventeen, really it took so much time.
Speaker 1: Some of it was filmed on cam corders the first
Speaker 1: couple of years. Do you remember cam quorders? Just seeing
Speaker 1: that old footage where if you went from inside to outside,
Speaker 1: the light balance just went berserkd remember and everyone had
Speaker 1: jawned this all of a sudden when he went out
Speaker 1: there and it had to sort of readjust.
Speaker 4: Also, the era of cam quarters, we didn't really know
Speaker 4: how to self edit while we were filming. You just
Speaker 4: film everything. We watched the Christmas morning videos of when
Speaker 4: we had a cam corder. It was three hours straight.
Speaker 4: But nobody I watched. I watched the Ruby's first birthday
Speaker 4: and you're right, it's one continuous tape. It felt like
Speaker 4: the Irishman discourse. Say see this, I think this is
Speaker 4: a movie. This is a movie. There's no cutching. It's
Speaker 4: just non stop. No, it's not like I've just filmed
Speaker 4: the flowing out of the candles.
Speaker 1: Nobody depressive, everyone unders done. Then you see it up.
Speaker 1: It was feet for a while. I was walking to
Speaker 1: go and get some more beers, and there were three
Speaker 1: different family members. I handed the camera too because I
Speaker 1: need to go into and it's still no one could huts.
Speaker 1: You have to then scroll through fifty two minutes. I
Speaker 1: have this, that's this birthday one.
Speaker 4: So what was your final edit of the video that
Speaker 4: you guys watched on Sunday.
Speaker 1: It started at seventeen minutes and I got it down
Speaker 1: to three minutes, but unfortunately everyone moment that the cuts
Speaker 1: were too quick.
Speaker 7: So it was like really, it was like fast and furious.
Speaker 7: It was like, don't go, don't it's like a stroga.
Speaker 7: It's happen at night of your life.
Speaker 1: It wasn't emotional people just like it's like caffeinated afterwards.
Speaker 1: It was just it was just too much. Now, how
Speaker 1: was your weekend? Jack? You were home alone this weekend?
Speaker 1: I was begging you Friday, use the time well before
Speaker 1: your wife and son come back.
Speaker 4: I was hoping you didn't ask me. I've got Honestly,
Speaker 4: I've done a disservice to the bachelor community and being
Speaker 4: home alone.
Speaker 1: You know you're not a bachelor. By by the way,
Speaker 1: just because your wife is in America with your son
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you've become a bachelor. But what did you do?
Speaker 1: Did you watch the movie Heat?
Speaker 4: I didn't watch Heat.
Speaker 1: Did you see Elvis?
Speaker 4: I didn't see Elvis. Didn't go to the movies. I
Speaker 4: watch a lot of footy. When visited my friend's new pet,
Speaker 4: he's got a little puppy Monty. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Pet isn't a thing to visit a new pet? A baby? Okay? Fine?
Speaker 1: But and was this your Friday night?
Speaker 4: That was Friday? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you do you see the dog and then
Speaker 1: more No, he's good fun.
Speaker 4: So his name's Monty is just what the dog ten
Speaker 4: weeks old?
Speaker 1: Oh so I was your mate? What's your mate out?
Speaker 1: Were you just babysitting Monty? My mate's there. You're good fun,
Speaker 1: you one, Monty. We're best friends for life.
Speaker 4: Now they've got a little staircase for to get up
Speaker 4: on the seats, so we were watching him on the stairs.
Speaker 1: It was like a wild Friday.
Speaker 4: So the really relaxed after that.
Speaker 1: So what else did you do?
Speaker 4: That's about it.
Speaker 1: I almost feel like go out now and have to
Speaker 1: don't do the show two days, do something.
Speaker 4: As we got to Sunday night and I was like, no,
Speaker 4: Christian's gonna ask me what I did this weekend. I
Speaker 4: have to go and do something.
Speaker 1: Make some stuff. I'm robbed a bank, Christian. So what
Speaker 1: else did you do? How many takeaways?
Speaker 4: I did three takeaways?
Speaker 1: That's what that's time.
Speaker 4: And then Domino's I got enough to have again on Sunday,
Speaker 4: so I had that twice. Then Sunday night I was
Speaker 4: actually looking at cooking a good wholesome dinner. And then
Speaker 4: it was just getting later and later, and Essendon had
Speaker 4: the late match, the four forty game, and by that
Speaker 4: time that was over. Really the only thing.
Speaker 1: It's almost like, you know, eight pm, Cindern has got
Speaker 1: to go to bed, turn into a pumpkin.
Speaker 4: Cinderella had to go to McDonald's. Jack on the same time.
Speaker 4: Not don't ask me.
Speaker 1: We won't ask. For the rest of today's show, no
Speaker 1: callers asked what Jack did over his weekend, putting sadness.
Speaker 2: Await the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: What's it like to go to Mac's drive through late
Speaker 1: on Sunday night?
Speaker 4: Then you wouldn't bring it up.
Speaker 1: I can't stop puting the thread of this non weekend. First,
Speaker 1: all that time, I know, and I had so much
Speaker 1: great stuff to watch.
Speaker 4: The sad thing about macas on a Sunday night.
Speaker 1: So your team won, so you should be celebrating having
Speaker 1: a couple of beers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sendon won that late game, and then I'm looking
Speaker 4: at the clock and thinking, God, we got to go
Speaker 4: to sleep early because Chris.
Speaker 1: By the time the games, Christ she will sound like
Speaker 1: a nine hundred year old right Benny button.
Speaker 4: Christ she will want me well rested for the show.
Speaker 4: So I've pretty much got to do the fastest thing
Speaker 4: I can and the only option I had was drive
Speaker 4: to the local McDonald's and get it, which is a
Speaker 4: shameful experience. I will be honest on the Sunday.
Speaker 1: People who were there on a Sunday night.
Speaker 4: Was he even busy in the driver I didn't even
Speaker 4: want to look the guys in the eye. And to
Speaker 4: be fair, they didn't want to look you with you
Speaker 4: they should have to wear a squid game mask humanity,
Speaker 4: and it was. And then there's two gauntlands. I have
Speaker 4: to run because then coming back parking in the street,
Speaker 4: I have to make sure none of my neighbors can
Speaker 4: see me. And then we've got the ring doorbell camera,
Speaker 4: so if Bianca wanted to, she could scroll back. Can
Speaker 4: watch me scurry in there?
Speaker 1: Ring me going. I just saw someone press the buzzer.
Speaker 1: I always trying, and it's like, beat the buzzer. You know,
Speaker 1: he's around the corner and I'm out on the street.
Speaker 1: The guy's going, jeesus, this guy's hungry. Can you even
Speaker 1: wait for me to part the car? Just hand it
Speaker 1: through the window, don't press the buzzer. The big eye
Speaker 1: in the sky's going to see you.
Speaker 4: At least with the delivery app. The good thing about
Speaker 4: about the delivery apps during COVID times is they left
Speaker 4: it on the door and then just went away, so
Speaker 4: you never had to look somebody in the eye.
Speaker 1: Will always That should be a permanent thing, shouldn't.
Speaker 2: It look Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Amazing Scenes at the British Open with Cam Smith, an
Speaker 1: Australian golfer, young Australian golfer who's done an amazing, amazing
Speaker 1: it's amazing golf. His first major debut at the Open,
Speaker 1: which is one of the toughest courses in the world.
Speaker 1: And in the nineties Tiger would used to roll there
Speaker 1: and he is what everyone thinks of Australian. Right, he's
Speaker 1: playing in a mulley. He's playing in a mundy. Does
Speaker 1: he's not playing in a mulley, he's playing in a mudet. Right.
Speaker 1: The muddet's there and it's windy where they play there.
Speaker 1: They open that book, can't you see that is really windy.
Speaker 1: You're on the coast there, and so the mullet was
Speaker 1: like flap around in the wind. And then this is
Speaker 1: so there's so much history with golf. You realize that
Speaker 1: when he's won the one hundred and fiftieth open, right,
Speaker 1: it's we're going for one hundred and fifty years. And
Speaker 1: they get presented with this Claric Jug, which has been
Speaker 1: the winning trophy since eighteen seventy three, so it's steeped
Speaker 1: in history and cow Smith got has just won it.
Speaker 1: The world's looking at this young Australian who's just I
Speaker 1: think he's shot sixty four, which is incredible to do that.
Speaker 1: And what does he say, Well, perhaps you can tell
Speaker 1: us how you're going to celebrate tonight with the Klara Jug.
Speaker 8: I'm definitely going to find out how many beers fitting
Speaker 8: this thing.
Speaker 9: That's for sure, many many congratulations.
Speaker 1: And you're going to see how many beers I can
Speaker 1: fit in this ancient clar It's more science, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Really. He didn't say he's going to drink it.
Speaker 1: No, No, just always wondering how many beers will that
Speaker 1: hold in there? And then you're up to on Friday,
Speaker 1: you were talking about pickleball.
Speaker 4: Pickleball's been moved to today. So talking about great sportsmen
Speaker 4: in sports.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're linking yourself to cams.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying that there's sports all over the world.
Speaker 4: At the moment, and I'm going to be playing pickleball
Speaker 4: this afternoon with Victoria's best pickleball.
Speaker 1: Now, just remind me kissing here Friday, And I just
Speaker 1: hope they didn't lot with the nine minute break quit
Speaker 1: did on you Uno, And then there's Jack's three minute
Speaker 1: rave on the price of avocados. Become talk about getting
Speaker 1: in now like it was early, bitcour.
Speaker 4: Actually you did miss the low. There are a dollar
Speaker 4: twenty now.
Speaker 1: Chicking itself. You missed it, Friday. Guys get in early
Speaker 1: when Jack's around. So what is pickable? How does it work?
Speaker 4: Pickleball is tennis but smaller, so you're on a smaller court,
Speaker 4: and the ball is a pickleball, not a tennis ball.
Speaker 1: It is kind of like, so is it bigger?
Speaker 4: It's the balls.
Speaker 1: Just saying it's called a pickleball doesn't give me any comparison.
Speaker 4: Size of a softball, plasticky with holes all through. It
Speaker 4: looks like a Swiss cheese, right, So move slower than
Speaker 4: a tennis ball.
Speaker 1: And have you got two bats?
Speaker 4: I only have one, Like you've got one per playoff?
Speaker 4: Why would you?
Speaker 1: I felt you had two because that seems amazing.
Speaker 4: The other player will have one.
Speaker 1: I only have two each. If I was in charge
Speaker 1: of sports where you could have two bats and you
Speaker 1: can pick what size you want about it's like one
Speaker 1: nine foot one and then a lot of one. So
Speaker 1: you've only got one bat.
Speaker 4: You've only got one bat traditional and.
Speaker 1: Size of a tennis racket or smaller like a squash racket.
Speaker 4: It's a bit smaller than a tennis racket, a bit
Speaker 4: bigger than a no smaller than a squash racket too,
Speaker 4: so smaller than both so table tennis, no bigger than that.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we're going through all our comparisons, aren't we.
Speaker 1: There's none more bats to go to now.
Speaker 4: It's like a medium sized chopping ball.
Speaker 1: Is it like a mand a little violin going for
Speaker 1: every equivalent size?
Speaker 4: You know what, it's a violin size.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're all on to speak now, everyone listening.
Speaker 1: We understand pickaball and the rules are.
Speaker 4: The rules are tennis rules, except for whatever reason, then
Speaker 4: it becomes a lot slower than tennis, the ball slower,
Speaker 4: and then you do a lot of what you call dinking,
Speaker 4: so instead of winning like smashing winners, you're just dinking
Speaker 4: it over the net too.
Speaker 1: Something they get kids that can't do other sports to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 4: Yes, Pat's actually described on Pat's called it. This is
Speaker 4: a wiff of repeat the year the sporting version tennis
Speaker 4: for dummies is how Patsy called it on Friday.
Speaker 1: Courage my new friend.
Speaker 4: The best pickleball player in Australia. His girlfriend heard that
Speaker 4: actually offended. Well, he's offended, sorry about that. Takes umbrage
Speaker 4: to that. But when I meet him and see him today.
Speaker 4: I met him on Instagram after talking about it on Friday.
Speaker 1: What's happened to your life right now? And your wife's
Speaker 1: left you alone for a week and you're meeting guys
Speaker 1: and sliding into their d ms. Christian they want to
Speaker 1: serve you under Hams today.
Speaker 4: I follow pickleball Victoria to find pickleball to near me.
Speaker 1: Now, sadly you want drugs right now. I'm actually starting
Speaker 1: to get concerned about you high right now? There's a
Speaker 1: you follow pickaball straight here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I wanted to find a court near me
Speaker 4: in the north.
Speaker 1: Followers follows that.
Speaker 4: Sadly they're all in the southeast. There's some in that.
Speaker 4: E's got to go out to Ringwood, forty five minute
Speaker 4: drive to get to my closest pickleball book Cork. Can
Speaker 4: you imagine?
Speaker 1: But bring it to the masses. That's what we say.
Speaker 1: Start campaign, start, go fund.
Speaker 4: Me, No, seriously, I start. I want to start a
Speaker 4: campaign if anywhere in Coburg or in the northern suburbs
Speaker 4: would like to start having an indoor leisure center already
Speaker 4: and just use those courts.
Speaker 1: All the under armours out there. But I will be.
Speaker 4: Playing with Victoria's best pickleball player.
Speaker 1: God know, it's just like he's playing Steph Curry or
Speaker 1: something today.
Speaker 4: Well of pickleball. This is Steph Curry. He had He's
Speaker 4: not like Steph Curry and like he's a teacher in
Speaker 4: his day joby can't quit his nine to five but
Speaker 4: best He will be in Rockhampton next week playing in
Speaker 4: the pickleball opening Queensland. What a life you've mend?
Speaker 1: This is amazing. I want the four match report tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Try try it with two bats.
Speaker 2: Though Christian Connell's show podcast, can.
Speaker 1: I have not the phone lines?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: I want to know have you been to a real
Speaker 1: life TV or movie location, Patsy? Where have you been? Yeah?
Speaker 3: We've been on the Sex and the City tour in
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 1: Was it good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fantastic. Chris was the only male on
Speaker 3: board the bus.
Speaker 1: But that's all right.
Speaker 3: It's full of women.
Speaker 1: How happy slash unhappy? Bosy with it all at all.
Speaker 3: Didn't really have a choice, did he. He was coming
Speaker 3: because I was going, so he turgs along.
Speaker 1: Was actually have a good time.
Speaker 11: He did.
Speaker 3: Actually, he really liked the end bit. We went to Steve's.
Speaker 12: And had a drinking.
Speaker 1: We love the bit when it was all over, so
Speaker 1: happy there. He wouldn't we cut the photos. He were
Speaker 1: just walking away from everyone. And what were you in
Speaker 1: one of those little mini buses?
Speaker 3: Now it was a big bus actually, which was interesting
Speaker 3: in the center of New York, turning corners and stuff.
Speaker 3: But it was brilliant. I loved every second of it.
Speaker 3: I'll do it again.
Speaker 4: And isn't her house just a normal person's.
Speaker 3: House Perry Street? Yeah, it's a Brownstone funny story live inside.
Speaker 1: It really drive you nuts. People like Patsy your husband
Speaker 1: were again, they're the worst ones.
Speaker 3: There's a really cranky old lady that lives in there,
Speaker 3: Jack and.
Speaker 1: She Botos can live forever.
Speaker 3: She's been known to chase people down the street. I'm
Speaker 3: not kidding you.
Speaker 1: I don't blame Yeah, yeah, you just want to you know,
Speaker 1: you just start having a cup of tea. There's gron
Speaker 1: colloid from all over the worlds just rocking up there
Speaker 1: taking photos and staring into your house. And they don't
Speaker 1: live here, make pretend.
Speaker 3: But now it's all riped off. Last time we went there,
Speaker 3: we went to Perry Street again. It's actually like physically
Speaker 3: riped off.
Speaker 1: That old lady just started off of rope off.
Speaker 3: She has so you can't even sit on the stew
Speaker 3: for a photo. Now you can get a photo like property.
Speaker 1: Jack. Where have you been?
Speaker 4: I just came back from America last week. In Lake
Speaker 4: Placid in upstate New York, I went to the filming
Speaker 4: of one of the episodes of Succession, my favorite TV show.
Speaker 4: It's called Whiteface Lodge in Lake Placid, and it's where
Speaker 4: they filmed the scene where the roy family are trying
Speaker 4: to sell the whole company to mar and the other Yeah,
Speaker 4: and so did you stay there?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: I didn't stay there. But hotels this is a great hat.
Speaker 4: The more expensive hotel, the more freely you can just
Speaker 4: walk in and if you pretend you're part of meant
Speaker 4: meant to be there, then you can just walk around.
Speaker 4: I stole her handtail from there?
Speaker 3: What you and handtails?
Speaker 1: Jack?
Speaker 3: It's not the first time have I stolen another handy
Speaker 3: you have?
Speaker 1: What do you keep a lecture of the first I've
Speaker 1: ever heard of him steing a nice Jack look? Actually,
Speaker 1: Jack looked confused. Then is it a thing I need.
Speaker 3: To He's got form?
Speaker 1: What did I still home?
Speaker 3: We'll talk about after the break.
Speaker 4: I'm happy for you to stay here.
Speaker 3: Are you remember one of the houses?
Speaker 1: What heuse?
Speaker 4: Christian House?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 4: No, the house, the lottery house?
Speaker 1: Did you the hand I did? Remember? Why did you
Speaker 1: take one of them? I don't know someone's winning.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just you know what was the
Speaker 4: first one we went to? And I didn't know we
Speaker 4: were going to do a bunch more. This is the
Speaker 4: four million dollar home that people will year and.
Speaker 1: They are amazing, incredible, fluffy, fluffy towels.
Speaker 4: I was just so giddy to be in there. And
Speaker 4: I saw the handtel there and I thought, well, the
Speaker 4: family won't move in for months, they won't miss the
Speaker 4: handtel and I still have that. I still use it.
Speaker 1: In a succession one. You need to handl Yeah, because
Speaker 1: the beech smuggler out if you just wandered in off
Speaker 1: the street.
Speaker 4: I just put it under my hoodie.
Speaker 1: I reckon they knew I've been to Katsis DELI would
Speaker 1: the name the movie Patsy? Yeah?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 1: In there to that in New York.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian here and Jack talk about his new obsession with pickaball.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's something in odd sports that you know people play.
Speaker 1: My mate is currently over in America playing frisbee for Australia. Luis,
Speaker 1: that's really quiet. I'm trying to know more. Is he
Speaker 1: like the World Champs right now? Something? All right? I
Speaker 1: want to have you been to a movie or TV location?
Speaker 1: Good morning, David, Hey, good David. Have you had a
Speaker 1: good weekend. Welcome to the show. Where have you been?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 9: Not me and my cousin. He worked at the house
Speaker 9: The Castle.
Speaker 1: What a great movie I found on video. I'm still
Speaker 1: good on VHS. That's such a sick movie.
Speaker 15: You know.
Speaker 9: In the movie he walks in and he goes dead.
Speaker 9: I dug a hole today and you show the fighter
Speaker 9: of like half a dozen little holes in the backyard.
Speaker 9: That's half a dozen holes are in the backyard. Like
Speaker 9: years later, I was still there.
Speaker 1: It's preserving, like it's on a list of you can't
Speaker 1: damage them.
Speaker 4: Put them in the Hollywood.
Speaker 9: Because he's a concrete and you like, we're concrete. And
Speaker 9: he sends me in the messico and hey, David, dug
Speaker 9: a hole today? And I'm sort of thinking myself for
Speaker 9: your hand, and I really might if I go, good
Speaker 9: for you, mate, you dug a hole? He goes, no, no, no,
Speaker 9: I'm working at the castle. He goes, did you see
Speaker 9: the fighter of the holes that were still there?
Speaker 4: I mean, and take a real expert to look at
Speaker 4: a photo of a hole and.
Speaker 13: We've got.
Speaker 1: Podcast.
Speaker 9: A little bit more information would have been good on
Speaker 9: the SMS.
Speaker 1: Brother, Yeah, it's quite right. We've got the scene here. Actually,
Speaker 1: it feels like you've already pulled it apart for it.
Speaker 1: Tell her dial Dogger Hale. What a movie, David, Thank
Speaker 1: you very much. She killed my Have a good day,
Speaker 1: thanks f Victor.
Speaker 14: Yeah, good morning, the.
Speaker 1: Morning, Victor. So where have you been a movie or
Speaker 1: TV location?
Speaker 14: When I was little, my dad took me to the
Speaker 14: set of Salem's a Lot and we saw the cemetery there.
Speaker 16: It was pretty.
Speaker 1: Interesting, interesting And was that not terrifying as well.
Speaker 14: Uh, it was, but I lived in the area, so
Speaker 14: I'd seen the cemetery before before Hollywood got to it,
Speaker 14: and I was used.
Speaker 1: To it, but you know, it was it was scary
Speaker 1: go to a cemetery.
Speaker 4: There out of town.
Speaker 1: Has aren't even dead in those graves. It's their weekend graves,
Speaker 1: their weekend getaway cemetery. Pelly, and we'll tow you alright, Victor,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, she called hers squeeze in another.
Speaker 1: David David, good morning, Christian, Hey going, I'm good, David.
Speaker 1: Do good weekend, did you, David?
Speaker 15: Boy?
Speaker 1: Yes, it was very good, very nice, excellent And then
Speaker 1: where have you been in the world?
Speaker 14: Then I went to Hawaii to get married, and while
Speaker 14: we were there, we went on a boat tour to
Speaker 14: the Nepali coast. The Napoli Coast was on Jurassic Park
Speaker 14: as they're taking the helicopter ride onto the island in
Speaker 14: the first movie.
Speaker 1: Oh well, so you did that? What that kind of like?
Speaker 1: Redid the way it opens, whether all on the little
Speaker 1: plane or the helicopter ride coming into Jurassic Park.
Speaker 14: Yeah, correct, yep, there was Kenna, Marie and tours on
Speaker 14: the Nepali coast. It's the only way to get there.
Speaker 14: You can't drive or walk or hike or whatever. So
Speaker 14: it's a really nice part of the islands to see
Speaker 14: that you can only see by water.
Speaker 1: Awesome. And was this something that your new bride, your
Speaker 1: new wife wanted to do? Was it something that you
Speaker 1: sort of strong armed her into?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 14: I mean, my favorite movie is Jurassic Park. I love
Speaker 14: all the Jurassic Parks. And she's like she was right
Speaker 14: into it.
Speaker 1: So it was really good. Do you know what? Jack
Speaker 1: and I sadly tried to set up a phone in
Speaker 1: one day about what's your favorite dinosaur? You might be
Speaker 1: the perfect person to ask this, what is your favorite dinosaur?
Speaker 1: If you love the movies?
Speaker 11: I reckon that it have to be from the new movie,
Speaker 11: one of the new movies, the Endo Rapper, or think
Speaker 11: the one where you can use the red light to
Speaker 11: go kill a person or whatever.
Speaker 4: Okay, so not a real.
Speaker 1: One more, I thought with the phone that will only
Speaker 1: ever die.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Coming up in the next hour, the Trading Games. We're
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Speaker 13: Right now.
Speaker 1: We're asking you have you been to a movie or
Speaker 1: TV set location, Christian, I've walked up and down the
Speaker 1: staircase of the Big Bang set. That's some shouting, John,
Speaker 1: that's a cool one. It's a great show. That Yes, Christian,
Speaker 1: my friend, I told you about competing in the Ultimate
Speaker 1: Frisbee World Champs right now representing Australia in Cincinnati in Ohio,
Speaker 1: which is my all right, Michelle, Good morning, Michelle, good morning.
Speaker 18: How are you team?
Speaker 1: I'm good, team good Michelle. And where have you been
Speaker 1: on TV or movie set location?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 18: I was actually really fortunate I was involved in the
Speaker 18: making of Where the Wild Things Are when it was
Speaker 18: in Melbourne. I actually I teach something and they needed
Speaker 18: somebody to teach little Max how to sail, so we
Speaker 18: started Albert Park late teaching him how to sail in
Speaker 18: a boat very similar to what they used in the movie.
Speaker 18: And then of course, straight from Tulbert Park Lake we
Speaker 18: headed down to bush Rangers Bay off the coast down
Speaker 18: there Cape Shank.
Speaker 1: There's beautiful down there, but quite a difference from Albert
Speaker 1: Park Lake. Max. It was done ten minutes there on
Speaker 1: a still lake we go, but it was.
Speaker 18: Quite amazing because for that reason they had little boats
Speaker 18: that like what you see in the movie, and some
Speaker 18: had jet skis in it the stunt people to do
Speaker 18: all the stunt stuff. And then I was actually tucked
Speaker 18: in underneath the boat so I could see the sails.
Speaker 9: Obviously I got to get.
Speaker 1: Down in the Yeah.
Speaker 18: Yeah, So I always say, you know, my friends, if
Speaker 18: you see this, see the scene and he's water and
Speaker 18: there's a bit of blonde hair.
Speaker 19: Lying down in there, and I could sort of say,
Speaker 19: we go that way.
Speaker 18: And then we did some fantastic filming off morning.
Speaker 19: Because there was I mean, it was unfortunate.
Speaker 13: Not a movie.
Speaker 18: You spend a whole lot of time and you get
Speaker 18: little bits that get put in there. But we did
Speaker 18: some storm workout at Morning turn out of the yacht
Speaker 18: club there and they just had a massive pontoon and
Speaker 18: they were like big fire canes that had the storms
Speaker 18: and flashing.
Speaker 10: It was amazing it before, but it was.
Speaker 1: It was so cool.
Speaker 18: It was an amazing experience.
Speaker 1: Also, thank you very much Michelle for sharing that with us.
Speaker 9: Have a good week, Absolute pleasure.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Of weeks ago. We were trying to just wonder who
Speaker 1: is the hardest work in trade and which have all
Speaker 1: the trades is the toughest one. It went on for
Speaker 1: about three days. There's almost a civil war on building
Speaker 1: sites all over Melbourne of various tradees saying that they
Speaker 1: were more hard working. Carpenters have it the easiest. Sparky's
Speaker 1: earned too much money because they have to study your
Speaker 1: wee bit longer. And so we thought it'd be really
Speaker 1: great to settle this once and for all, which is
Speaker 1: why now we are having our trading games.
Speaker 17: When tradees go to war, only one can rule them all.
Speaker 1: Shit, be's Pritty's head here, who's the.
Speaker 17: Sharpest in the shed, flooring, filing, framing, fences, cash, he's
Speaker 17: cans and fief for breakfast?
Speaker 11: Trade ees?
Speaker 1: Time for more? Godie is one you're fighting for. It
Speaker 1: is happening next week. So this week we need to
Speaker 1: sell on what are the key events for the trading
Speaker 1: games and trade ees. We need you, so from tomorrow
Speaker 1: trades will be asking you to call the show and
Speaker 1: demand why we pick you to represent your trade and
Speaker 1: yourself up for grabs. The bragging rights have been the
Speaker 1: king of all trades in the city. How do you
Speaker 1: get five thousand dollars all thanks to sudden tools having
Speaker 1: assis build for over one hundred years, trill the Ausy
Speaker 1: Way trill with sudden tools.
Speaker 5: So we need it.
Speaker 1: We need events. That's what the party is to play that. Well,
Speaker 1: it's going to happen. What are the trades going to
Speaker 1: be doing? Taking each other on over the weekend? Some
Speaker 1: of you start calling in with your ideas.
Speaker 15: Oh hi, Christian, it's Kyle here.
Speaker 2: Just got an idea for the trades games.
Speaker 9: I thought, maybe competition to see who could get up
Speaker 9: into a manhole fast.
Speaker 1: So at first I thought he meant manhole like the
Speaker 1: ones in roads so lifted up and then jump down there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I thought, I'm not sure you could just use
Speaker 1: those for a radio fun. I've seen road Runner used
Speaker 1: to get this o hide explosives, T and T in them.
Speaker 1: But if we can just do that where trade he's
Speaker 1: jumping in them for fun?
Speaker 4: I guess he means getting up into the ceilings.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, here's some more that came in over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Thanks of these, by the.
Speaker 20: Way, Yeah, good day, Christian's rick, I've got an idea
Speaker 20: for the trading games, I reckon. Another of the revenge
Speaker 20: that you should have is the one hundred meter underfloor scramble,
Speaker 20: particularly spider webs, cob webs, and maybe the occasional snake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not, there's chucking the occasional brown snakes are
Speaker 1: laving up next week. The trading games make it more extreme,
Speaker 1: but a great idea we could only do on sa
Speaker 1: s Well, we could have barbed wire and they've got
Speaker 1: to crawl under that a timed event.
Speaker 4: Barb wire is not very realistic to a trade's life though.
Speaker 4: You never s crawl into the under a house and
Speaker 4: there's barbed wire under that.
Speaker 1: It was to chuck snakes at them. What's ronge of them?
Speaker 1: A snake action and a hog.
Speaker 16: Get a Christian, it's nick. Just get any touch with
Speaker 16: you about my idea for the trading games. How about
Speaker 16: getting the trade to skull a deer ice coffee and
Speaker 16: then going for the loudest, longest and biggest belch.
Speaker 1: That is a good idea, all right, So you think
Speaker 1: about your trade's We see them every day and so
Speaker 1: it's all over town. But basically as soon as they've
Speaker 1: moved here, as every other street there's a reno going on. Seriously,
Speaker 1: every other street, it's like the city is still being built.
Speaker 1: Every other street there's a reno. I think they're actually
Speaker 1: I legal in Melbourne. Not for every suburb and every
Speaker 1: second street to have a reno going on. So trade's
Speaker 1: are a big part of our lives. They work bloody
Speaker 1: hard and it's freezing at the moment. So how do
Speaker 1: we separate the week from the chaff? What events should
Speaker 1: we have for the trades? If we lend up next
Speaker 1: week using one of your ideas, we give you a prize.
Speaker 2: The Christian no Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: Next week it is on the trading games once and
Speaker 1: for all. We will find out who is the ultimate trade?
Speaker 1: Five thousand dollars will go to the winning trade. Who
Speaker 1: is the king of all tradies? What events should we have?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Brendo, Christian busier work however, trading games, here's
Speaker 1: what I've got. How about having a tidiest slash cleanest
Speaker 1: work site. What is this, Brenda? The mamathon? Oh you
Speaker 1: monkey boys? Why those ladders? Also?
Speaker 4: How does that going here? And we're crossing live now.
Speaker 1: Again to the to the site to the cleaner ud
Speaker 1: sticking good guys. Brender's much it through? Thank you? Brenda
Speaker 1: could start with backing the trailer with their goods on
Speaker 1: No trailer on back items to other jobs and points
Speaker 1: for the cleanest work site. Have a great day and
Speaker 1: you've brenda. Thank you, Christian, my dear is maybe a
Speaker 1: bit basic, but leave it there then. But it's the
Speaker 1: quickest to hammer in ten nails. What tell you what?
Speaker 1: He's rubbing their hands at all those fox and over
Speaker 1: and order to get our listeners back these trady games. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's not forget stick around a half eight. We're judging
Speaker 1: how tidy they It's like a youth club thing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: A tidy work site is a safe work site? Chaps?
Speaker 1: All right, Craig's got some good ideas. Hey, thank you
Speaker 1: very much to Craig Meadows. These are individual speed and
Speaker 1: strength events. Put a bit of thoughtless. The sparky hammer
Speaker 1: throw using a roll of electrical wire. Trades have to
Speaker 1: throw this as far as they can. I love the
Speaker 1: chippy ca batoss throw one hundred by one hundred by
Speaker 1: two and a half thousand piece of timber over a bath.
Speaker 1: The plumber javelin, using a length of copper as the spear,
Speaker 1: throw this as far as they can. Let's go to
Speaker 1: lines now, Steve, come on, Steve, Oh here, gay, I'm going, Steve,
Speaker 1: what do you think should be one of the events
Speaker 1: at the Trading Games.
Speaker 13: The longest bump crack?
Speaker 1: Then we found the umpire jack and I were like,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not putting on a white
Speaker 1: coat and getting one of those meter wheels and going
Speaker 1: into the backside of Tracey's arses.
Speaker 4: Well, I still probably got the tape measure we used
Speaker 4: for the Grand Fire to measure the kick.
Speaker 1: Steve, You've got a fam with Patsy, so we'll add
Speaker 1: it to the list of possibilities. Okay, you all right,
Speaker 1: thanks Steve, Trish, good morning, Good morning Trish. What event
Speaker 1: should be at the Trading Games next week?
Speaker 15: Definitely got to have the Smoko run. Every trading goes
Speaker 15: for smoko, and there's always that one person that has
Speaker 15: to be difficult. I want their gluten free bread blah
Speaker 15: blah blah, and just make them. They've got to get
Speaker 15: like some people want to can you take my cat
Speaker 15: and tap? Others have got cash is a healthy You're right.
Speaker 1: They normally go like they love subways, they love seven
Speaker 1: eleven and those slushes. You're right, and it's to tease
Speaker 1: the coffee I have. I have a hard cap, Yes,
Speaker 1: oat milk must be oat milk.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, because I'm very sensitive. I have yourrisual bit
Speaker 15: of balance and drones.
Speaker 1: Come on. I love it, Trish.
Speaker 15: I have to order lunches for work. Some days I've
Speaker 15: got twenty orders, and I swear they're like babies.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're giving that lactose intolerant person full
Speaker 4: cream milk.
Speaker 15: Well maybe sometimes I accident when you give him the
Speaker 15: wrong milk.
Speaker 1: What do you want to fall out with? Trash? Never
Speaker 1: don't mess with Trishrish. Thank you very much. You cal
Speaker 1: have a good week.
Speaker 13: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: By by now, Jane, good morning. Oh yes, what's your
Speaker 1: bit of the trading games? Jane?
Speaker 10: All right, I'm going to set the scene for you.
Speaker 11: So they're standing at the starting line.
Speaker 18: They've got their tool belts, they've got their safety hat
Speaker 18: and their safety best.
Speaker 19: They've got their tool bags and boxes, and then they
Speaker 19: have to go through an obstacle like a trade steeple
Speaker 19: chase over obstacles underbeam.
Speaker 1: This is a great idea. We can get them to
Speaker 1: pick up wheelbarrows and will them along planks of wood
Speaker 1: down the other side. This is a great idea.
Speaker 11: That's exactly it.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I got your vision. Thank you for setting
Speaker 1: the scene, Jane. Those are great ideas. I love the
Speaker 1: idea of the trading steeple chase ten out of ten,
Speaker 1: thanks Jane, Thank you, Mick Mickey, Nick, Yeah, Christian, here
Speaker 1: you are mate, I'm good. So what is your idea
Speaker 1: for our trading games?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 13: You couldn't pootentially add my idea to the caller before
Speaker 13: with the James. So I was thinking you could give
Speaker 13: the tradees a U a mixed up extension leader, tangled
Speaker 13: up extension lead and get them to angler and how
Speaker 13: quickly like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what's harder than the extensionally Christmas
Speaker 1: tree lights? You know people just quitting the job, won't
Speaker 1: I cut you bother? Don't want that five grand that desperately.
Speaker 4: But you're not getting a trader around to do you Christmas?
Speaker 1: If I get any of those little spikes in me,
Speaker 1: I can't get that out. I can't touch faders if
Speaker 1: my hands have been Nick, thank you very much and
Speaker 1: cool Nick. Nick can't get it right. Today.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: We're moving on from the trading games. Email me if
Speaker 1: you have any more great ideas Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 1: dot com dot au and the idea from you, Bronwin
Speaker 1: run with wet concrete in a wheelbrow Yeah, that could
Speaker 1: be one hundred meters Bron, that's a great one. And
Speaker 1: I love the idea of some one of you suggested
Speaker 1: as a trade's spelling bee. That's great, all right. So
Speaker 1: last week on the show, I shed an email from
Speaker 1: one of you that simply was titled am I the
Speaker 1: only one? And it was about a guy you want
Speaker 1: to know, was he the only person that when he's
Speaker 1: in a public restaurom and he goes to sit down
Speaker 1: to probably always doing I don't know what, I'm fumbling
Speaker 1: around the wood, I don't know, I'm talking to a
Speaker 1: book children. Well met some of you. He loves it
Speaker 1: when the seat is still warm from the previous occupant,
Speaker 1: and we said, you're definitely the only person. I don't
Speaker 1: want to feel that warmness of another person's No, So
Speaker 1: he asked if there's any more things where you think
Speaker 1: you might be the only person. I get this great
Speaker 1: email that came in over the weekend from Stuart Green
Speaker 1: Christian just catching up with the podcast of the weekend.
Speaker 1: I'd see if I was the only one who does this.
Speaker 1: Mine involves burgers, big Macs, and you think about big
Speaker 1: Mac Christian. Unlike any normal person who eats some hole,
Speaker 1: I eat them layer by layer. Take a big Mac
Speaker 1: for example, First Sally is the top bun. Second thing
Speaker 1: Stewie boy has is the top burger, third thing pickles,
Speaker 1: fourth thing the middle bun, fifth the bottom burger, and
Speaker 1: sixth the bottom bun. Christian? Am I the only one
Speaker 1: who enjoys a burger like this? I've never heard of
Speaker 1: such scenes. I've never heard of anyone else doing that.
Speaker 1: If anyone else does do that, please give us a call. Patsy,
Speaker 1: What do you think you might be the only person
Speaker 1: who does?
Speaker 3: I probably am. This is pretty disgusting. When I trim
Speaker 3: my toenails, I because I get quite a good sort
Speaker 3: of leverage off the big ones because I leave it
Speaker 3: for a while. So they're nice and sort of long
Speaker 3: and big like a Christian. And I do like to
Speaker 3: chew them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I actually feel sick.
Speaker 3: Do you like to give them?
Speaker 10: Anore?
Speaker 4: Be gone too far? Can we get canceled.
Speaker 3: Clean?
Speaker 1: Actually? I try to move on mentally, but I've drawn back.
Speaker 3: Surely I'm not the only one. I bet there's other people.
Speaker 3: If there is, it's great, It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: It's the fact that it was the whole thing about.
Speaker 1: You get a good bit of growth on them.
Speaker 3: Longer the better, I mean flip flippers, not worse.
Speaker 1: And ladies feet where they let them go and it's
Speaker 1: like Middle Earth down there, they're more like hooves. And
Speaker 1: then you're chewing on them.
Speaker 3: It disgusts my family.
Speaker 1: People can see you, maybe in privacy, so what you'll
Speaker 1: clip them and then just start picked up and start
Speaker 1: gnawing on it.
Speaker 3: Put it in my mouth. Chewy chew, choo, chew choo.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, oh, everything even very quickly. Right now,
Speaker 1: let's take a pause. Do you eat a burger like that?
Speaker 1: And the real big question, I'm hoping that Patsy is
Speaker 1: the only person that eats her toenails or choos on them. Chewy, chewy, chew.
Speaker 1: To go, Patsy, Carl a brighter.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's show.
Speaker 1: Podcast, Christian Patsy just killed me. I nearly crashed the car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jack and I are actually speechless. Then, I guess is
Speaker 1: what happens when you try and start a new feature
Speaker 1: called am I the only one? You might find out
Speaker 1: that someone has something which is really quite shocking to you.
Speaker 1: So Pats, he's just shed how she likes to grow
Speaker 1: her toenails, getting get a bit length on them, clip them,
Speaker 1: pick that clipping up and have a good chew on it?
Speaker 1: Is she the only one? And also Stuart Green's emailed
Speaker 1: us over the weekend he has his burger bit by bit.
Speaker 1: So we'll have a big mac and eat the top layer,
Speaker 1: the just the bun first of all, before going anywhere
Speaker 1: near the burger.
Speaker 4: I remember we used to be shocked by something like
Speaker 4: that before we heard about the Tonhouse, the bar fall,
Speaker 4: one after.
Speaker 1: The Nails nine four one four three, Natasha, good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning guys.
Speaker 3: How are we all?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good. So you're like Stuart Green, He's not
Speaker 1: the only one.
Speaker 10: No, he's not the only one. I've deconstructed my burker
Speaker 10: for the last fifteen years. Is having a big mac at.
Speaker 1: Macas really well made to do that, though surely it's
Speaker 1: want to. It's the bite into the whole thing at
Speaker 1: all the layers that makes the taste a good No, I've.
Speaker 10: Always found it more enticing to eat it layer by layer,
Speaker 10: like with my chips as well, dipping it in the
Speaker 10: burerce as well, so you have the top.
Speaker 1: One first of all, then you'll eat the burger separately,
Speaker 1: then the pickles and all the rest of it. Yes, layer,
Speaker 1: all right, Natasha, thank you very much for give us
Speaker 1: a call. Thanks guys, Neil, good morning.
Speaker 14: Hello guys.
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah good? How are you toenails? Mate?
Speaker 14: Or riding Patsy all the way to the end of
Speaker 14: the Melbourne Up.
Speaker 1: She's a wing of that one. That wasn't a question.
Speaker 9: I think I think you got me here.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 14: No, I agree with your Patty, those big ones, your
Speaker 14: catam off. You're nice and hard. You didn't renibble your
Speaker 14: wife or your husband said that's disgusting. But anyway, life
Speaker 14: goes on.
Speaker 1: It's uh. Neil, thank you very much for I'm weighing
Speaker 1: in on this one.
Speaker 14: Have a good day, no worries, guys, fantastic show, keep
Speaker 14: it up.
Speaker 1: That's you. Thank you very much. Marie, Hello, Marie, Hey,
Speaker 1: christis are going? I'm good, Marie, you're live on air.
Speaker 10: Off you go, Marie, Christian.
Speaker 19: What we used to do on a Sunday night when
Speaker 19: we're all little least. We used to have a bus
Speaker 19: and then we'd sit on the couch and my brother
Speaker 19: with your toenails one watching the Wonderful World of Disney.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just going to go to the studio, bin,
Speaker 1: I just need to go.
Speaker 21: And he.
Speaker 1: Did you say last watching a Disney movie as well?
Speaker 19: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: This is what I need to.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, we walt Disney spinning? Is Piro grave right now?
Speaker 1: What your brother? And when you say all of us were,
Speaker 1: there were other sort of how many people kids were involved?
Speaker 18: Another? Three girls?
Speaker 1: That guy's got where he's out there at large? Put
Speaker 1: him on a register.
Speaker 19: It was a production line on the catch. She's one
Speaker 19: to lay down.
Speaker 1: This is amazing.
Speaker 8: This is.
Speaker 19: It was Christian?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course of course. And and you're all grown
Speaker 1: up now do you ever talk about it or has
Speaker 1: become something you don't bring up anymore?
Speaker 19: No, it's something we bring up quite often. We always
Speaker 19: have a laugh about it.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for sharing that with us. We'll
Speaker 1: send you a prize. Okay, oh, thank you.
Speaker 11: Coming.
Speaker 1: I have a great day, guy, Thanks great, Bye?
Speaker 5: That is out.
Speaker 1: What a ten minutes. Don't put myself back together today? Claire?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 13: Help?
Speaker 1: Oh no, Claire what what are you calling it about?
Speaker 1: Do you eat your toenails as well?
Speaker 22: Oh no, I don't, but I'm here to back up
Speaker 22: pats My partner does do the same thing as what
Speaker 22: Patsy does, but then he'll actually cheap him in his
Speaker 22: top drawer, in his bedside table.
Speaker 10: I don't know what makes you think?
Speaker 4: What does he want to do?
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 22: When I wish somebody would tell me. But then if
Speaker 22: I get really annoyed at him, oh, backing them out,
Speaker 22: and then the next time they'll just be more there.
Speaker 1: Anyway, my beloved clippings, there was a great one there
Speaker 1: from me. I'm been aging like a fine wine in
Speaker 1: my cellar.
Speaker 3: Does he say them the later? Do you think.
Speaker 6: Maybe I don't know the g.
Speaker 1: Oh, my word, I've not heard of that at a
Speaker 1: bedside table. That's amazing, Claire, thank you very much to
Speaker 1: give us a call. Very funny, no worries feok. Christian
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Speaker 1: Boy, well, it feels like you need to start the
Speaker 1: drum Feel podcast. Each week you go into a deep
Speaker 1: diver A drum fell on the track, all right, So
Speaker 1: it feels like we've got to know this this young
Speaker 1: world champion who's over the weekend one one of the
Speaker 1: Gulf's hardest tournaments, the British Open, which we be going
Speaker 1: in function fifty years and a very very tough call,
Speaker 1: and he's he's played like a legend. He's won it.
Speaker 1: And when you win, it's not just a big prize winnings,
Speaker 1: but Adams's debut in a major tournament as well. You
Speaker 1: get this thing called the Claret jug which they've been
Speaker 1: playing with since. It has been the big prize since
Speaker 1: eighteen seventy three. And golfswan the oldest games in the world,
Speaker 1: steeped in history and tradition and Cam Smith representing Australia
Speaker 1: on the world stage with a mullet. Last time I
Speaker 1: seen a golfer with the mudet was John Daily. Do
Speaker 1: you remember John David in the nineties who would actually
Speaker 1: play whilst smoking a cigar and drinking beers from his
Speaker 1: golf bag. Cam Smith showed what Australians like to do
Speaker 1: in the just after he won it. When he's been interviewed, well,
Speaker 1: perhaps you can tell us how you're going to celebrate
Speaker 1: tonight with the Klara jug.
Speaker 8: I'm definitely going to find out how many bee is
Speaker 8: fit in this.
Speaker 12: Thing, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Many congratulations, thank you. Now, obviously a couple of hours
Speaker 1: later they have the proper sort of sat down press
Speaker 1: conference and you know, this is a major global occasion.
Speaker 1: What he's done, a young lad in his debut May
Speaker 1: tournament shooting something like sixty for it's big news. So
Speaker 1: he's obviously had a couple of hours to think about it.
Speaker 1: And there's reporters from all over the world reporting on this,
Speaker 1: one of which is a friend of Jack Posts, so
Speaker 1: you know Dylan Buckley.
Speaker 4: Dylan Buckley used to play for the Carlton Football Club.
Speaker 4: Now runs the very famous Dylan Friends podcast and he's
Speaker 4: gone over to the UK just for the golf.
Speaker 1: This is amazing. So Dylan's question at the press conference.
Speaker 12: You sit outside, you know, a few beers tonight and
Speaker 12: fill the cup. Have you estimated how many beers it's
Speaker 12: going to take in there to drink it all. I'm
Speaker 12: gonna guess two two cans of beer?
Speaker 1: How many more we have after that?
Speaker 12: I'll probably have about twenty Clara jugs.
Speaker 4: That's forty beers.
Speaker 1: And then there's so many sports personalities who aren't actually personalities.
Speaker 1: They're terrified as to anything and they barely look humans.
Speaker 1: Sometimes Tims, however, young camera Smith. I like him. I
Speaker 1: think he's really funny. Listen to list talk about why
Speaker 1: his dad wasn't there.
Speaker 8: My dad was actually to come over and he pulled
Speaker 8: out on the in the last minute, and basically.
Speaker 12: Why wasn't able to It's just just just just kind
Speaker 12: of the thought of.
Speaker 8: Doing all that travel for one week couldn't be basically
Speaker 8: a quick chat with him before he's kicking himself.
Speaker 1: Now, quick chat? What does his dad out? The foot's on?
Speaker 1: We have to go all right, I'll check up online
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna be And then two strange questions at
Speaker 1: the press conference. Who's this guy? Did you have spaghetti bulloneers?
Speaker 1: Because I know that that's what you like.
Speaker 12: No, I just think he had some chicken and veggies
Speaker 12: or something.
Speaker 1: What a press conference he was?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Ten minutes time when a brand new work time waste?
Speaker 17: So before that, when trades go to war, only one
Speaker 17: can rule them all. Ship's Pritty's head to here. Who's
Speaker 17: the sharpest in the shed? Flooring, filing, framing fences?
Speaker 1: Cash? He's cancer fief for.
Speaker 17: Breakfast trade, He's time for more Goldie's what your father?
Speaker 1: Trading games? This week? We need to work out what
Speaker 1: events they're gonna be doing next week, and we're looking
Speaker 1: for trade. So tomorrow from tomorrow we start to find
Speaker 1: the trade's probably taking each other on up for grabs
Speaker 1: and find out who is the king of all trades.
Speaker 1: Five thousand dollars in cash today though, we need your
Speaker 1: ideas for what events should we have and next week's
Speaker 1: trading games. Christian, I've got an idea. Trades are always
Speaker 1: forgetting their tape measure. It's true. I always have to
Speaker 1: lend them one an event can be that you send
Speaker 1: them off with a length of wood that you want
Speaker 1: to cut something they have to buy eyeball, try and
Speaker 1: get as close as they can. That's on Blake Christian.
Speaker 1: What about one of the games. They should be putting
Speaker 1: ike of furniture together without the instructions. They should just
Speaker 1: know how to do it instinctively. That's from Nicole Christian.
Speaker 1: What about an apprentice category? Whenever you have a trad
Speaker 1: there's always their young apprentice. It's all about the on
Speaker 1: site toilet. An apprentice sitting on the toilet with the
Speaker 1: other trades rocking it using a bucking ball machine instead
Speaker 1: with you and Jack rocking the young apprentices on the toilet.
Speaker 1: What fresh hen is this? Kevin is everything like it?
Speaker 1: So check it out?
Speaker 4: How does someone win right.
Speaker 1: To stay on it as long as they can? How
Speaker 1: long can the apprentice remain seated? Why do you rock
Speaker 1: them on a toilet? Like I said, at the moment,
Speaker 1: we're just looking for all ideas. Storm is that person
Speaker 1: that texted in a while ago, but hammering ten nails
Speaker 1: into a piece of wood, ripping radio, I'm sure we'd
Speaker 1: all agree, all right. Some of the other ideas that
Speaker 1: are coming Christian. Gotham Donuts in ivan Hoe, great name
Speaker 1: for a donort. Gotham Donuts and Daniel's Donuts. Do the
Speaker 1: lu these massive donuts, they like shoes that the signs
Speaker 1: of Bezza. Both places always are. It's like bees to honey.
Speaker 1: There's always trade's there every day, Christian, and maybe should
Speaker 1: see how many like the jody a chestnut in the
Speaker 1: eating competition? How many donuts rather than four and twenty
Speaker 1: pins can they do in one minute?
Speaker 4: We'll fill them up before we put them on the portal.
Speaker 1: Let's rocking, Jackie, you're ready to rock this young apprentice?
Speaker 1: All right? Email if you've got any ideas Christian at
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. The Trade Games is
Speaker 1: going next week.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: So time wet today is to make a movie. Scary
Speaker 1: scary movies. You say, what's on the scary channel? What's
Speaker 1: the channel? Scary music? And laugh? Now? But you won't
Speaker 1: be you? Are you wait in your bed when you
Speaker 1: see it?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that one? Eat a toe?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 1: Are you? That should be on the scary channel? Introducing
Speaker 1: a movie, he says, Pats chewing on a nail. The
Speaker 1: hunger gnomes.
Speaker 4: Nomes are scary.
Speaker 1: They are If you went to go to the tour
Speaker 1: at the middle of the night, you saw a nome
Speaker 1: staring at you in the dark, you'd be scared. You
Speaker 1: will be juggling if he was real hunger Nos.
Speaker 4: Silver, thank you.
Speaker 1: The bumngrates of wrath hemorrhoid's painful. That is scary for
Speaker 1: some old people. Don't know how I lit it. Muppet
Speaker 1: murder Island, forget murder Iron, Muppet murder Iron, Oh, Gonzo
Speaker 1: on a killing spree. Wow, Bronze, catch me in the can.
Speaker 1: It's not Leonardo who sat there with his trousers down ankle.
Speaker 1: That's scary. Silver. Mister Trump goes to Washington. Oh no,
Speaker 1: he's not going to run again?
Speaker 12: Is he?
Speaker 4: Political?
Speaker 1: Qu methods?
Speaker 4: Sorry, age more than silver.
Speaker 1: Diseasy rider, Oh my god, what's he got? Foot in mouth?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Neither was one there? And night Mary Poppins,
Speaker 1: Oh she didn't sleep very well under these nightmarees about
Speaker 1: nos Silver one last one moby bit Moby Dick is
Speaker 1: one of scary these movies, said, what about moldy Dick.
Speaker 4: I know, I know you've written that, and you've thought
Speaker 4: I can't do that one because you're desperate.
Speaker 22: No way, Yeah, the money.
Speaker 1: When the man is holding the Hunger Nomes, he's nowhere.
Speaker 1: They're desperate. No gold. We got a long way to
Speaker 1: get that gold, didn't. We all have to struggle there?
Speaker 1: What a journey, Jack? What have you got then? For
Speaker 1: scary movies?
Speaker 4: Egyptian Mamma's House.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh god, that's bows. You help me right?
Speaker 18: Come on?
Speaker 1: I gave them one to Jack. What do you think?
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 4: She's all bat what you know the movie? She's all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's a back. She said. They're tiny little things,
Speaker 1: aren't they.
Speaker 4: They're scarier than the No.
Speaker 1: They paired up with the Nome. That's double scary.
Speaker 4: Silver twenty one Jump Scares O Silva and The Devil
Speaker 4: Wears Nada. Oh, put some clothes on. It would be
Speaker 4: scary to see a naked devil.
Speaker 1: It would be scary, I guess. So he's pushed me
Speaker 1: into a listener's gold.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: Make a movie Scarier? That's the time we stir today up.
Speaker 1: First weekend at Patsy's knock It Off Goldjuice, Bigger, Oh,
Speaker 1: the Unvaccinated Jigglow, Oh, come on, sheep a silver place,
Speaker 1: frying Nemo Silver Marley bit me Oh Gold, very clever, Shane.
Speaker 1: That's very good. Edward tone hands Gold, zone's been paid attention, Aidan,
Speaker 1: well done. Clowns in the mist scary than gorillas. Bronze
Speaker 1: Edward slither hands, slither Hans, He's slithering, slithering around, slither hands. Silver,
Speaker 1: cool of rock, not skill of rock, but cool of rock.
Speaker 5: Silvil plus for the where you thank you headless in Seattle,
Speaker 5: Gold Steve, well done, men who stare at throats Luke
Speaker 5: and Nooso Vampires Gold, Oh Vampires.
Speaker 6: That's got him the quiet place with a toddler Bronze, Goodwill, haunting,
Speaker 6: simple yet good Gold. I known what you did last summers.
Speaker 4: Aren't scared?
Speaker 1: They are? They are wake up sheeple, they are Gold.
Speaker 1: What im Mike in Geelong? Dude, where's my chainsaw? Bronze,
Speaker 1: white house clown Bronze, Goodwill, Huntsman Gold. I'm about to
Speaker 1: read one here. Get ready for the Patsy before this
Speaker 1: is one hundred percent Patsy humor. Darl m for mother
Speaker 1: in law. That is kind of your stuff, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Ninety two at Peter to mother stuff. We are we
Speaker 1: just silver throw Mama from the ghost train. Go and
Speaker 1: Alvin and the man eating chipmunks. All right, who is
Speaker 1: winning the tickets of the year. Forget about Billy Joel,
Speaker 1: go and see Joey in his amazing technical a dream coat.
Speaker 4: I think it was aiden with the throwback from earlier
Speaker 4: in the show, Edward toenail hands.
Speaker 1: That's it, that's the winner.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, tomorrow's show today? Do you know what? I
Speaker 1: think we need to go back into am I the
Speaker 1: only one that actually finds none scary? How is fearing
Speaker 1: other people like me that find them scared?
Speaker 4: They are no, I think put them in their gardens.
Speaker 4: Is it's welcoming.
Speaker 1: I always thought it was to keep away spirits and
Speaker 1: the devil and burglars. They are freaking little things friendly
Speaker 1: but only thing. Sometimes imagine their eyes are following you around.
Speaker 4: I would love to have a known follow me.
Speaker 1: You're right, Perhatsuly just now they just try to basically
Speaker 1: make Rio hang out with him today and yell him
Speaker 1: it's for the show. Good luck at pickable today.
Speaker 4: Also, you guys have been teasing me all morning about
Speaker 4: having a non offinful weekend. I promise you next weekend
Speaker 4: I'm going to jam packet. I'm going to come back
Speaker 4: on Monday and have done everything. Anything you can imagine
Speaker 4: I've done.
Speaker 2: It's a shame.
Speaker 1: Listen to more those drum fells, that nickelback, anything you
Speaker 1: can imagine, and then some trading games tomorrow. Then we
Speaker 1: start speaking to you tradies, if you want to be
Speaker 1: here next week for the trading games. Trade's taken on trades,
Speaker 1: for the bragging rights, who is the king of all trades?
Speaker 1: And when five thousand dollars in cash thanks to Sutton Tools.
Speaker 1: We need to speak to tradies tomorrow and we need
Speaker 1: your event ideas. Email me today, Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 1: dot com dot au. Thanks for listening, Carl A. Brier.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian o'carl Show podcast