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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, there's excitement in the air. Lady. What

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<v Speaker 2>is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you feel it pulsating through the room, brit can you?

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<v Speaker 1>I can feel something pulsating, Laura, can you? I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>You know why.

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<v Speaker 3>It's because Life on Cut is going on to our

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<v Speaker 3>But the reason why we're also excited is because Mitch

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<v Speaker 1>Going on to us.

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<v Speaker 4>One thing we are going to say, We've got a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of guests all around the country. Every single place

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<v Speaker 4>is a different guest. They're all amazing, but we're not

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<v Speaker 4>gonna tell you who they are. What we will announce

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<v Speaker 4>is our opening act is the one and only Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>Fisher said, he's got.

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<v Speaker 2>Be so Sam. He's gonna be on to it. You'll

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<v Speaker 2>get us, You'll get Sam.

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<v Speaker 3>And you'll get Brittany horrendously singing to Sam's music. It's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody promised to lip sync only.

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<v Speaker 5>That's so exciting, guys, that's so fun. We're gonna have

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<v Speaker 5>a great time. All right, let's do the show today.

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<v Speaker 5>The pickup starts now. Next, we've got an Ask gun Cut,

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<v Speaker 5>which is a Life on Cut podcast favorite. We answer

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<v Speaker 5>a listener's question they need help end today the age

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<v Speaker 5>of old question. My partner doesn't get along with my friends?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that make or break well?

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<v Speaker 6>Boy?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll answer that coming up here at the pickup.

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<v Speaker 5>the Pickup Welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Brits, Laura and Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>We do it every week here at the pickup. It's

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<v Speaker 3>where you guys, you're calling. You give us your deepest, darkest,

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<v Speaker 1>The skills, we'll do our absolute best to answer that, We'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it a shot.

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<v Speaker 5>We've got Lea on thirteen one O sixty five. Hi Leah,

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<v Speaker 5>what's your issue? How can we help?

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<v Speaker 6>Hi? So I found the perfect man, but he doesn't

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<v Speaker 6>really get along with my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well save me.

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<v Speaker 6>They've spent some time together. It's always just really awkward.

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<v Speaker 6>And every time I talk to him about it, asked,

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<v Speaker 6>he just says that there is a weird Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So when you say it's awkward, is it awkward because

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<v Speaker 4>he's just disinterested, couldn't careless back get to know them,

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<v Speaker 4>he's bored? Or is it awkward because he has made

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<v Speaker 4>it abundantly clear he does not like them.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm really unsure to tell. But when I've talked to

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<v Speaker 6>him about it. He's just he gets a bit quiet

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<v Speaker 6>about it all whenever he's around them. When he talks,

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<v Speaker 6>it just seems to come out as really judgmental when

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<v Speaker 6>he does actually think.

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<v Speaker 2>Thema Is it mutual?

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<v Speaker 5>So does he say, God, babe, your friends are weed?

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<v Speaker 5>And do they talk to you going, hey, your boyfriend's

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<v Speaker 5>a bit weird? Or is it one sided?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? I know it's it's very much mutual. I think

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<v Speaker 6>they both have come to just not get along and

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<v Speaker 6>don't like spending any time together.

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<v Speaker 3>So what do you I mean when you do go

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<v Speaker 3>out as a group, Like, what does he do? Does

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<v Speaker 3>he just purposely not speak to them? Did he not

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<v Speaker 3>put any effort in at the start?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>I think a bit of context around it is so

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<v Speaker 3>important because it's a massive red flag to have a

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<v Speaker 3>partner who just doesn't like any of your friends.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought if they spend a bit of time together

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<v Speaker 6>they would be okay. But it's kind of been this

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<v Speaker 6>way from the beginning, where he's naturally a pretty quiet person.

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<v Speaker 6>But I think when he does speak, they tend to

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<v Speaker 6>take it the wrong way. I think they just don't

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<v Speaker 6>know him the.

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<v Speaker 7>Way I know him.

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<v Speaker 4>All Right, here's a question if you have to choose

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<v Speaker 4>between your friends or your boyfriend, who you pick.

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<v Speaker 6>In I can't choose.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, You're going to have to figure something out.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so important to have them all in the same

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<v Speaker 4>room and the same function and events and everyone in

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<v Speaker 4>your life get along. I think it's worryingly isolating when

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<v Speaker 4>you have a partner who doesn't like your friends, And

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<v Speaker 4>especially if you've had boyfriends in the past and your

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<v Speaker 4>friends have always gotten along with them. If you all

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<v Speaker 4>of a sudden have someone in your life who your

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<v Speaker 4>friends don't like and he doesn't like them, I think

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<v Speaker 4>it's a pretty big litmus for the fact that maybe

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<v Speaker 4>there is something wrong there. And the fact that he's

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<v Speaker 4>not putting it in any effort.

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<v Speaker 3>To me, that's a huge red flag because your friends

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<v Speaker 3>have your best interest at heart. They want you to

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<v Speaker 3>be happy. So for me, I'm like, he should be trying,

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<v Speaker 3>and in turning around and just being like it's because

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<v Speaker 3>they're weird. I don't want to put in any effort.

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<v Speaker 3>For me, that's a red flag about the partner.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I think it's a I think would Julia, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not putting this back on you because I think he's

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<v Speaker 5>a grown ass man. He can, he can make a

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<v Speaker 5>conversation totally, but is there any way Maybe he's got

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<v Speaker 5>to be of social anxiety. Anyway you can bring him

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<v Speaker 5>in a little more. Maybe because I've been in relationships

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<v Speaker 5>in the past where I felt my ex hasn't integrated

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<v Speaker 5>me well enough into the friend group, because it can

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<v Speaker 5>be awkward and intimidating to come into a partner's friend group.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we're a really close group. So I'm thinking maybe

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<v Speaker 6>what I need to do is make him more comfortable.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe do an activity that's more.

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<v Speaker 4>In his forte twister play twister group twist.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be having some big conversations with him. I think

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<v Speaker 3>if he can't try and put in some effort around

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<v Speaker 3>your friends, I think that that's a really big that's

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<v Speaker 3>for me is it's a big, big red flat.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, Lea, all right, I hope that helps. Listen.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right, And the next ask gun cut call we

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<v Speaker 2>Because you've got them in your pocket? Are you okay

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. Well, that's next week, and go to the pickup socials.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I know a lot of you know that it's

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<v Speaker 3>bookweek happening. If you're a mum, you will be very

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<v Speaker 3>well aware. And I have a story that I think

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<v Speaker 3>you are going to relate to because I had the

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<v Speaker 3>biggest Book Week parenting fail.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, next on the pickup. Welcome to the pickup Britt,

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<v Speaker 5>Laura and Mitch. Thanks to Chemist Warehouse head in Today

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<v Speaker 5>Grade Savings.

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<v Speaker 3>Every day, guys, it is the week, the week that

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<v Speaker 3>every parent hates. We hate Bookweek and that's what this week.

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<v Speaker 2>I love. Bookweek. Growing up, Bookweek was the bear.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you're not a parent, You're not a mum. And

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<v Speaker 3>you don't have to organize the costumes for all the

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<v Speaker 3>little kids and a new book for every single day.

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<v Speaker 3>So originally I thought bookweek was just one book and

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<v Speaker 3>one costume.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally is it not?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, not my kid's daycare. It's one book, one costume

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<v Speaker 3>a day. That is fourteen costumes.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, no, that's wrong. That don't go on a weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>That is ten costumes and ten books. Now, the reason

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<v Speaker 4>why I've lost cout is because things were great on Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>I you know, like I kind of forgot it was

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<v Speaker 3>book Week, but I pulled together a pretty good costume

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<v Speaker 3>and the kids were impressed.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what happened on Monday, Ma, what do you lols?

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<v Speaker 3>Frag wins Urnen, the penguin and the little unicorn.

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<v Speaker 2>Are the confused.

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<v Speaker 4>The costumes aren't very good. Molly May's four. She was

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<v Speaker 4>a mermaid. The book wasn't about mermaids. It was about unicorns.

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<v Speaker 4>And Lola was a penguin. But she thinks she's a

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<v Speaker 4>cat and that's okay. She's too She can be whoever

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<v Speaker 4>she wants to be in life and in book Week.

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<v Speaker 4>That photo will have to go on the pick up Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta look and okay, it can absolute.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very, very cute.

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<v Speaker 3>I was so proud of myself because I pulled together

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<v Speaker 3>Monday's costumes and it was an easy breeze.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great.

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<v Speaker 3>Tuesday they went as the tooth Fairy and some sort

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<v Speaker 3>of princess found other books that related. But we walked

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<v Speaker 3>in on Tuesday and there was like hardly anyone dressed up. Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 3>same thing. Even less people were dressed up. So you

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<v Speaker 3>don't have to well, I mean, kids just kind of

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<v Speaker 3>lose steam for it, especially the younger they are. They

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<v Speaker 3>just kind of, you know, it's all exciting on the

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<v Speaker 3>first day. By day three four, I was like, they've

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<v Speaker 3>forgotten about it. We walked in yesterday and there was

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<v Speaker 3>almost no one. There was two kids that was it.

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<v Speaker 3>One kid was a dinosaur and one kid had a

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<v Speaker 3>little badge on a spider man, and I was like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>thank god. All the parents collectively we've decided that book

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<v Speaker 3>week sucks and we're going to give up by Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice, that's just what you do.

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<v Speaker 3>So this morning I hadn't organized any costumes because I realized,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we're not gonna bother with this anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too much.

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<v Speaker 3>I get the kids dressed, I get them to the door,

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<v Speaker 3>and I need to leave to go to work. My

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful husband, Matt, he's the one who has to do

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<v Speaker 3>like the getting the kids in the car and getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Them to day care.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's when Maley remembered that it was book week

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<v Speaker 3>and she didn't have a costume.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, she's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she? Oh no, she's not, but she didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a costume. Went on for forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I mean I only know this because Matt called

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<v Speaker 3>me forty five minutes after it started to tell me

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<v Speaker 3>that I left him with this to deal with.

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<v Speaker 4>Why did you throw a hat on them?

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<v Speaker 1>Or I tried say there is something No, no, no, I tried.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a hat with a line face on the front,

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<v Speaker 3>and I stuck her on Molly's head, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, you know that Zoo book.

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<v Speaker 1>There's this dumb zoo book, which is like you know

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<v Speaker 1>that they sent me a pet?

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking it too much?

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<v Speaker 5>When I went to school, my mom for bookweek made

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<v Speaker 5>me captain underpants and I just wore jeans and a

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<v Speaker 5>button up and then she put andies on my head.

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<v Speaker 2>That's and I thought it was the best thing. And

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't even washed.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got teas for the next ten years of

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<v Speaker 1>high school.

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<v Speaker 4>I did. I think. I think my mom forgot my

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<v Speaker 4>sister Sherry. She got some crepe paper that she definitely

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<v Speaker 4>already had. It was brown crape paper, wrapped it around

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<v Speaker 4>like as a mini skirt, and then wrapped it around

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<v Speaker 4>as a boob tube, stapled it together so we couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>get in and out of it. It was staple to

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<v Speaker 4>your skin, toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she got.

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<v Speaker 4>Heaps of leaves or and one around the head as well, Beanie,

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<v Speaker 4>heaps of leaves from the garden, stapled the leaves on

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<v Speaker 4>and we were little gumnut babies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what My real issue is that book week.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gone too far. Parents are taking it too seriously now,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think what an underachiever would say, Laura, But

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<v Speaker 3>I am just setting my kids up for what life

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<v Speaker 3>is full of disappointment, failure, failure.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all right. Well, next on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you dearly, Mitch Jury. You know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you you do, Laurie. You want to say it too.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a lovable, lovely man, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>But I got some serious dirt delivered to me on

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<v Speaker 4>you on the weekend, and I'm not going to protect you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm throwing you under the bus.

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<v Speaker 1>You do it, Okay, Okay, here's an ad.

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<v Speaker 5>This is the up with Britt. Laura and Mitch rush

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<v Speaker 5>into chemist Warehouse. This Father's Day for big brand fragrances

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<v Speaker 5>at the lowest prices. Chemist Warehouse, great savings every day.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm feeling a bit anxious to be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we love you, Mitch Jury. This is what I

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<v Speaker 4>want to preface this with.

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<v Speaker 1>We really really do love you.

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<v Speaker 4>You're such a beautiful, wholesome, kind giving present.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought chin I was gonna say about Britt. Now I'm worrying.

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<v Speaker 4>The Chin has nothing to do with this, Laura burn

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<v Speaker 4>I discovered something about our very own Mitch on the

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<v Speaker 4>weekend that I never thought I would have heard in

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<v Speaker 4>my existence. This is serious dirt, and we've got a reassess.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch and I went out to dinner on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>There are a few people. There were four of us,

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<v Speaker 4>but Mitch arrived first to the restaurant and I arrived

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<v Speaker 4>second because.

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<v Speaker 2>Britt texted me, going, don't be late. If you're late.

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<v Speaker 2>Friendship over so I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>There dramatic, you imagine me saying that.

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<v Speaker 4>I walked in and I went I was about to

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<v Speaker 4>give my name, say booking for Brittany, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm booking for And she goes the waitress she Mitch

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<v Speaker 4>is already at your table.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me take you through. And I was like, oh, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>when did you become such a celebrity.

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<v Speaker 4>She knows Mitch's name, she knows who I am. I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, they've done air due diligence. This is amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>So we walked down. Mitch's sitting there already.

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<v Speaker 2>With a cocktail martini extra extra olive.

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<v Speaker 1>Very thank you, very dirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Fat James Bond.

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<v Speaker 4>So I sit down and then the waitress comes back

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<v Speaker 4>over with another martini and she says, here you go, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 4>another for you. Puts it down and he said, oh thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>Maria name dropped and I was like, oh, I thought

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<v Speaker 4>I must have gone to school together.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, how do you guys

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<v Speaker 1>know each other? This is so cute.

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<v Speaker 4>And without skipping a beat, she goes, oh, I will

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<v Speaker 4>never forget Mitch Chrue. He came in four years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>He was the rudest person to me that I've ever

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<v Speaker 4>had come in this restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, no, I said, I said, what what you so?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I hear that?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch was rude. She's like, Mitch was rude.

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, I don't believe. I still thought it

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<v Speaker 4>was a prank. And I said what happened? And Mitch

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<v Speaker 4>was blushing And I said what happened? And she said,

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<v Speaker 4>it was Valentine's Day four years ago. Mitch came in

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<v Speaker 4>a request at a table and the tables directly behind us,

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<v Speaker 4>So apparently she goes, I sat him on this table

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<v Speaker 4>directly behind you, which was a high table, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the high ones.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, these details, brit are very specific.

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<v Speaker 2>Degree.

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<v Speaker 1>This happened four years ago.

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<v Speaker 5>Considering I'm sitting right here, would you like the actual story?

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<v Speaker 1>This is version's irrelevant. This is sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch booked on a date a table and he got

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<v Speaker 4>given a high table. And she said he absolutely cracked

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<v Speaker 4>it because he wasn't happy with the table that he

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<v Speaker 4>was given on Valentine's Day and China impress him.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy.

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<v Speaker 5>No, what happened was it was the first Valentine's Day

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<v Speaker 5>with my partner at the time, and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 5>impress him. And it was a very fancy restaurant we

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<v Speaker 5>were at. It was a five star restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>There is nothing more impressive when you're on a date

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<v Speaker 3>watching your partner be rude to wait stuff so impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I was trying to throw my weight around.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, Babe, I've got us a table at the

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<v Speaker 5>hottest And it's a restaurant in town. And we walk

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<v Speaker 5>in and she says, here's your seat at the bar,

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<v Speaker 5>like a plub So I see you are a plan.

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<v Speaker 5>So I held my partner's hand, he was shaking from

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<v Speaker 5>the trauma, and I said, I said, don't worry, babe,

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<v Speaker 5>I got this excuse you. I booked weeks in advance,

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<v Speaker 5>and yeah, I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I was.

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<v Speaker 5>I was trying to show off. That's not who I

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<v Speaker 5>really am, and I apologize. But also we're friends now,

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<v Speaker 5>so that there's not a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it went a little bit further than that.

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<v Speaker 4>And I knew that you would debate this on me.

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<v Speaker 4>So I have the very lovely waitress Maria on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Maria, you don't.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you get Maria's number?

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<v Speaker 1>Because now I'm friends with Maria.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm the third reeling, Maria, what was it really like?

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<v Speaker 1>It was there?

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<v Speaker 7>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, four years on, do you really remember Mitch's

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<v Speaker 3>being one of the rudest customers you ever had?

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<v Speaker 7>Definitely, especially since I saw you recently, you know now

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<v Speaker 7>it's very fresh in my Memory's very much the way

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<v Speaker 7>you describe it. It's very demanding, very disappointed, Maria.

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<v Speaker 3>Maria, has has he gotten better over the years, because look,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, he can be a little bit of an asshole,

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<v Speaker 3>but we love him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a lovable one.

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<v Speaker 7>No, we love him now. Yeah, he's great.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, Maria, But the story is also true, Maria.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to take this moment and extend the olive

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<v Speaker 5>leaf and say, I apologize for those four years ago,

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm no longer with that partner. And he was

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<v Speaker 5>the one that made me angry and toxic. It's his

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<v Speaker 5>fault and I'm now I've shid that dead weight.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get to know what the best part is the

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<v Speaker 4>best part is that Mitch was like on his best

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<v Speaker 4>behavior because our friend Rebel Wilson was there, and Mitch

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<v Speaker 4>was like, I'm going to impress Rebel Wilson.

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<v Speaker 1>So he sits down, I think goes putting his best behavior,

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<v Speaker 1>and the waitress walks up and she goes.

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<v Speaker 5>You what.

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<v Speaker 2>We tried? I tried my best. Thanks Maria for our

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday lunch.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay season see no bad Blood tried to damage my name.

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<v Speaker 2>It's impossible.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not try and damage.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just shook.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even believe it. I had to ask her

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<v Speaker 1>three times.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's go. We're done.

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<v Speaker 4>See Ul tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Say ay,