Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast showtime.
Speaker 2: Hopefully they'll have at four am. I wouldn't lind a
Speaker 2: pie when I get him.
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Speaker 4: He loves a clammy handed Woman.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: Show one two hundred and one.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's Show. Good Morning, Patsy, Morning, Good morning Jack,
Speaker 4: Good morning guys, Feverish Times. Right now, what an amazing
Speaker 4: setup we have at the radio station this morning. It
Speaker 4: has all come together. Very rarely in the show's history
Speaker 4: does it go from idea to looking better than we imagined.
Speaker 4: It is like going into some sort of Pan's labyrinth.
Speaker 4: When I arrived at the radio station today, there were
Speaker 4: about twenty bleary eyed, confus looking listeners queuing up in
Speaker 4: the stairwell of the radio station, all getting ready. Well,
Speaker 4: what's going to begin for the next ten minutes on
Speaker 4: the show, which is our hand final twenty brand new
Speaker 4: washman machines to be one. All they have to do.
Speaker 4: The only thing that separates them from not having a
Speaker 4: brand new washing machine and winning one this morning is
Speaker 4: you've got to get the footy into that front loading
Speaker 4: washing machine. Now everyone this morning, wherever you are in
Speaker 4: the world, if you go to Facebook and look for
Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connell's show, you can only hear this, but
Speaker 4: you can actually watch it. I'm actually on our Facebook
Speaker 4: page right now along with eight of you that are
Speaker 4: are watching the live stream. The live stream is from
Speaker 4: within the washing machine. I'm peering out right now looking
Speaker 4: at Rio, who is our umpire for today, who's already
Speaker 4: during Kinney loggins. They've been posing for photos out there
Speaker 4: right now. It looks incredible the set up here with
Speaker 4: the fake grass, the center bounce, and then I said
Speaker 4: it'll be nice because there's going to be over one
Speaker 4: hundred people arriving any minute now. That we wanted some bleachers,
Speaker 4: I didn't know that if someone looks is wanting to
Speaker 4: set up a new business, hire bleaches in Victoria. Producer
Speaker 4: Kaitlan told me that you can't hire bleaches here in Victoria.
Speaker 4: You have to use a company in New South World,
Speaker 4: which costs a lot of money to get them over.
Speaker 4: So we now own those bleachers.
Speaker 3: What are we ever going to need them for? Again?
Speaker 4: Have you seen them, Pats? They are tiny. There's a
Speaker 4: room on those bleachers for a family and one other.
Speaker 2: Small person I like for Ozki of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's exactly it. Patsy and I found out
Speaker 4: how much they cost us. We really need to make
Speaker 4: sure we get our money to sell those. We should
Speaker 4: be loan. We'll make the money back loan in them maunts.
Speaker 4: But it looks absolutely incredible. I just seen this on
Speaker 4: and so if you want to know how it's going
Speaker 4: to work, then so that the people to begin with,
Speaker 4: as they line up, each contestant is going to be
Speaker 4: four meters away from the washing machine. There are three
Speaker 4: washing machines, all on top of each other. The one
Speaker 4: in the middle is the target. It is actually now,
Speaker 4: I saw it in situation this morning. I think it's hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to be a very accurate handball as well.
Speaker 3: The opening of the drum is not as big as
Speaker 3: you think when you're thinking of a washing machine. Ball
Speaker 3: only just barely fits through the opening.
Speaker 4: Plus, Patsy, if you had your pie.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just being delivered by the delightful Mary Fellow acronominee.
Speaker 2: I might add, she's a superstar, and it is.
Speaker 3: I haven't had a four.
Speaker 2: And twenty in so long.
Speaker 4: The passager say, and now is a busy show today, right,
Speaker 4: We've got a lot going on. It's like a carnival,
Speaker 4: a festival forty day, fellow, acronominee, any chance to get that?
Speaker 3: No, it's more for Mary.
Speaker 2: It's a very she's an excellent.
Speaker 4: It's more for Mary than why don't you say Mary?
Speaker 4: The acronomy said Mary's fellow. I mean Jack and I
Speaker 4: are also nominated to What about us, fellows?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're good as well. This pie senation.
Speaker 4: I cannot eat pie this early on the day. You'll
Speaker 4: be all sleepy. Seven. We've got the news to do
Speaker 4: at seven. Ummy, all right, coming up X we'll cross
Speaker 4: live to Rio at the gold fm CG Stadium.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: I could fill the buzz of the Grand Final weekend
Speaker 4: today on the show. There are so many people lining
Speaker 4: up to take part in our hand final twenty washing machines,
Speaker 4: hopefully being one during the next two and half hours
Speaker 4: of the show. At the moment, everybody just gets one go.
Speaker 4: Rio is live at the gold FMCG Stadium. Rio, are
Speaker 4: you there?
Speaker 6: I am here, Christian with a very, very and increasingly
Speaker 6: long line of nervous, excited athletes ready to take this shot.
Speaker 4: Now tame me this real? How have you decided who
Speaker 4: gets to have the very first go this morning? In
Speaker 4: our hand final I'm looking at the live stream. The
Speaker 4: camera is within the washing machine drum and Jack, I've
Speaker 4: noticed that you're replying to people like a moderator there.
Speaker 4: But what's happened to the cable?
Speaker 3: Ask you questions? I'll be doing and ask me anything
Speaker 3: on the side of the.
Speaker 4: Moderator post is moderating all your comments on Facebook. If
Speaker 4: you get a Facebook and the Christian O'Connor show, you
Speaker 4: can see right Rio, right now, from within the drum,
Speaker 4: it does look very much like Space two thousand and one.
Speaker 4: So yeah, Rio, the lady there is ready to go.
Speaker 4: Look and primed them hot to trot? Is she? How
Speaker 4: does she get number one pole position?
Speaker 6: This is the lovely fifteen year old Katrina. She was
Speaker 6: the first one here. I believe she was here at
Speaker 6: five am, which is, may I say, earlier.
Speaker 4: Than any of us. Some of us no one would
Speaker 4: be here.
Speaker 6: So she was just here waiting, and really it was
Speaker 6: a sign of what was to come. Because currently, Christian,
Speaker 6: I'm looking down the window, there is a line from
Speaker 6: the car park. It's weaving up through the stairs. It's
Speaker 6: like the line for the first iPhone that came out.
Speaker 6: As you walk up the stairs, you enter Reception, but
Speaker 6: it is no longer Reception. It is Christian's canteen. It
Speaker 6: is a fully stocked canteen. It has whiz Fizz, it
Speaker 6: has chippies, it has lollies.
Speaker 4: It's such a Touchhow isn't it for grown up soft drinks? Yes, yeh.
Speaker 5: It's not exactly athlete fuel.
Speaker 6: I don't think you'll find many of the Lions or
Speaker 6: Swany's players fueling up on this, but it is perfect
Speaker 6: for what we have to come. Then the line keeps going,
Speaker 6: keeps going, keeps going, and there's everyone in all different sorts.
Speaker 5: Of out fits.
Speaker 6: There's a bloke in a suit, there's a lady in
Speaker 6: a scarf, there's someone in ath leisure. So there's all
Speaker 6: sorts ready to go as we As we come through
Speaker 6: in to the m gold f MCG. You enter, you
Speaker 6: see beautiful, beautiful synthetic grass. You see the MCG outside
Speaker 6: the window to your left is the fund zone.
Speaker 4: That is a huge How what's the fund zone? What's that?
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Well?
Speaker 6: This is where you have all the fun, Christian. It's
Speaker 6: the fund zone.
Speaker 5: What we have.
Speaker 6: We have the lovely Dana, who's our face painter. You
Speaker 6: walk through the balloon arch, you see Dana. She has
Speaker 6: about seventy different types.
Speaker 3: Of paint brushes.
Speaker 6: She's got about one hundred different types of color combinations
Speaker 6: for any face painting that you might want. There are
Speaker 6: bean bags. There is a practice area where you.
Speaker 4: Can so fund face painting, and then you chuck in
Speaker 4: a bean bag. Yeah. I mean we're up against shows
Speaker 4: giving away a million dollars most mornings, and we've chucked
Speaker 4: three bean bags out for listeners. Oh my god, welcome
Speaker 4: to the big show. Hang on, am I at the
Speaker 4: Melbourn Royal Show right now? They probably only I don't
Speaker 4: even know they've got bean bags there.
Speaker 6: Oh, they would not like this, Christian. Not as fun
Speaker 6: as this, let me tell you. Then there's a poster
Speaker 6: making stations.
Speaker 4: Wow, will be running a youth club here. Fi's off
Speaker 4: on those school holiday clubs. You get your kids out
Speaker 4: the house, you know, post and making station. All right now, Rio,
Speaker 4: we're going to play the ads when we come back.
Speaker 4: Jack and I going to come out. Then we're going
Speaker 4: to begin this whole thing and start, hopefully start to
Speaker 4: give away washing machines in our hand. Final we'll find
Speaker 4: out how difficult is this? Now, Rio, why don't you
Speaker 4: come to the front and show everyone this morning how
Speaker 4: this should be working. I noticed you've got your swanny
Speaker 4: scarf on. Be the swany's right now. See if you
Speaker 4: can get it. See if you can bang the drum?
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 5: If I get this in, the Swans will win if
Speaker 5: I get it in.
Speaker 4: If I don't, we will lose. Okay, wow, yeah, pretty
Speaker 4: put a lot of pressure on himself, isn't he.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 6: What couldn't have been further from the dry It's wow.
Speaker 6: That was like lowest third, probably about a meter away
Speaker 6: from the washing machine. It's hard now he's gone wise,
Speaker 6: really hard, and you get really nervous.
Speaker 4: All right, two more shots?
Speaker 5: Oh you want me to keep going?
Speaker 4: Sorry? All right?
Speaker 6: Alright, alright, alright, two more shots.
Speaker 3: Oh that was close.
Speaker 4: But it's not going in.
Speaker 5: If you're watching, no, it's not going in.
Speaker 6: But if you're watching the live stream, I imagine that
Speaker 6: would have been terrifying and bore careening towards your head.
Speaker 4: All right, Oh it just hit. All right, we're going
Speaker 4: to play the house. When we come back, we're going
Speaker 4: out there live's hopefully try and give away some washing machines.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good Morning O'Connor Show, Getting ready for the Grand Final weekend.
Speaker 4: It is a hand final. Let's play. Good luck to
Speaker 4: everyone who is literally lining up right now. Those are
Speaker 4: over one hundred people snaking out of the radio station,
Speaker 4: down the two flights of stairs into a reception, all
Speaker 4: lining out to try and win one of twenty brand
Speaker 4: new washing machines. All right, so the first contestant athlete
Speaker 4: is lined up ready to go. It is going to
Speaker 4: be Katrina. Katrina, how are you? How are you feeling?
Speaker 4: You are history right now? History is a strong word, history,
Speaker 4: very strong one. Who are you winning the washing machine? For?
Speaker 5: Mom?
Speaker 4: Your mamma? Where's mum? Mom's there? Atys have a chat
Speaker 4: with mom? Now? Mom? Do you want to have a
Speaker 4: go as well? Why don't you come and have a
Speaker 4: go as well. You've had hand surgery. It might actually
Speaker 4: be an advantage. That's some sort of special mit you've
Speaker 4: got there with. Yeah, that could be actually an advantage.
Speaker 4: I don't want sudri again, so I'm past, so do
Speaker 4: you think Katrina can do this? All right? Everyone? Are
Speaker 4: we going to start to cheer on? So everyone's going
Speaker 4: to get one shot. This is how it's gonna go
Speaker 4: this morning. We're about to find out how hard is
Speaker 4: it in one shot to try and get the footye
Speaker 4: in the washing machine? Jack begin the drumming. Everyone lined
Speaker 4: up here. I know you want to win these washing machines.
Speaker 4: They's say good luck to Katrina. Good luck Katrina, Katrina,
Speaker 4: when you're ready, sign it to the drums, Katrina, go,
Speaker 4: oh my god, it's high and wide, bounced off and
Speaker 4: we actually broken a window that couldn't have gone any worse.
Speaker 4: Broken a window, of course, Go okay.
Speaker 3: One of hundreds of shots to come, and.
Speaker 4: We've only got twenty more windows left to break that
Speaker 4: couldn't have gone any worse. What wow? Now, if the
Speaker 4: game was break a window, win a washing machine, Katrina,
Speaker 4: you've done very well. You've actually woke with the window
Speaker 4: that is next to Jack.
Speaker 3: You're the first contestant ever on the show to owe
Speaker 3: us money.
Speaker 4: Yes, well a round of loss for our first and mation.
Speaker 4: You certainly made history, Katrina. Well done. Okay, coming up next,
Speaker 4: who do we have here? We have back, good.
Speaker 3: Luck back, Thank you very much, Christian.
Speaker 4: All right, big cheer for back. Jack the drums when
Speaker 4: you're ready, try and get the footyat in the washing machine.
Speaker 4: Good luck to Beck.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say I'm going to protect the windows
Speaker 3: as well as from come on back, good luck.
Speaker 4: Oh almost rich just almost okay, tough luck back. Now
Speaker 4: we have a mum and baby playing together. A quick
Speaker 4: hand off of the baby. The baby doesn't want to
Speaker 4: be going with dad. Okay, good luck to page, good
Speaker 4: luck off you go, come on win. Oh oh my god,
Speaker 4: it looked like it was going in. It went half
Speaker 4: in and bounced out. Tough at the page. Now, Alan, Alan,
Speaker 4: good luck, Alan, thank you. Now you're gonna be the
Speaker 4: first person going to you're feeling lucky. You think you
Speaker 4: can do it. The baby's crying right now. It's fried
Speaker 4: the broken glass.
Speaker 3: Mom didn't win the washing machine.
Speaker 4: Whole family said Alan, good luck, thank you. Come on Alan,
Speaker 4: he's leaning up, he's oh so cool. O gosh, okay, Alan,
Speaker 4: tough luck. Let's do two more good luck this morning.
Speaker 4: Well done. Come on, I can feel that you're going
Speaker 4: to win the first washing machine. Jack the drums, go on,
Speaker 4: win it, get that foot tea in the washing machine?
Speaker 4: Why this one we've had so far? No point coming?
Speaker 4: All right, this guy's going to do it, Jason, it's
Speaker 4: the mall tees fulcan all right? Off you go? Good
Speaker 4: luck he's lock and primed. Oh my god, our closest
Speaker 4: one yet.
Speaker 3: Bounce it on the inside of the room in the next.
Speaker 4: Much looks like the bull's too big to get in
Speaker 4: the hole. Tough luck, Bosina. Okay, our last person here
Speaker 4: going the before the news. Good morning Carl, and good
Speaker 4: luck Carl. Come on, Carl, you can do this? Could
Speaker 4: it be? Carl oh Lo and ride.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Beside so crazy?
Speaker 5: You mean a washing machine? If you can take a
Speaker 5: funny and handball it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it all sounded so simple three weeks ago. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it is. Get people to come down here and just
Speaker 4: chuck the ball into a washing machine. So far, we're
Speaker 4: playing for about forty minutes. No washing machines. No washing
Speaker 4: machines of twenty have been one. Tell her what has happened, Katrina,
Speaker 4: the first person to give this a go. My hand
Speaker 4: final here this morning actually broke a window. It is
Speaker 4: literally next to Jack's head and the incredible thing. It
Speaker 4: is perfectly Sharon shape.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like Wiley Coyote going through a rock.
Speaker 4: And road runner, and that was with the first go.
Speaker 4: This morning, we've got his white board up where we
Speaker 4: are today and at the radio station to keep a
Speaker 4: tally of just how many washing machines we've given away.
Speaker 4: I don't think we need that. That blank wall would
Speaker 4: have been enough. But that is about to change sports
Speaker 4: fans around the world right now, because I know what
Speaker 4: I see. I know when I see winners, I know
Speaker 4: I see winners. We've got those losers out of here.
Speaker 4: We've replaced them with winners right now and taken his
Speaker 4: aim in a minute is going to be you baby?
Speaker 4: So playing for mum?
Speaker 3: Yes, playing for mum yep?
Speaker 4: I need a washing machine?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Now there's also if you've got another brother here as well? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I do. Brandon is Now how come you're about twenty
Speaker 4: paces ahead of him? Why is he behind way behind you?
Speaker 4: In the queue? You two fallen out?
Speaker 3: No, we made the first twenty luckily.
Speaker 4: So I'm younger brother coming up here. Let's have two
Speaker 4: brothers going to get Could this be the decoss boys?
Speaker 3: Younger brother's body's own footy as well.
Speaker 4: I know, let's check that's not rit. He could have
Speaker 4: a go bro in there, he could go flight in. Okay,
Speaker 4: we got to and we've got Mum here, who's made
Speaker 4: her own sign. So this is Annie. Good morning, Annie
Speaker 4: goo morning. Now, so you got both your sons. Now
Speaker 4: if you had to you can never have favorites, of course,
Speaker 4: any right, but if you had to guess which one
Speaker 4: might actually do this, who would your money be on?
Speaker 3: Oh that's so.
Speaker 4: Both of them are really good footballers. Good answer. All right.
Speaker 4: The baby boys are here. Good luck, Off you go,
Speaker 4: chat the drums, win mama washing machine? Good luck? Oh Bailey, missus.
Speaker 4: Younger brother Brandon steps up his for his own Sharon here,
Speaker 4: good luck, my friend winning it for mum. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 4: she goes high and white. Tough luck up next to
Speaker 4: and we've got Kelly, good luck Kelly. Still no washing
Speaker 4: machines have been one hand final get the foot in
Speaker 4: the washing machine today would be great. And there we go. Okay,
Speaker 4: nowhere near it. You have all the gear. Let's see
Speaker 4: if you've got no idea, Sam, good luck, you can
Speaker 4: do this, Sam oh lo And why this is going
Speaker 4: to be a long, long day, Jackie boy, come on
Speaker 4: for you and you can do this. Come on, Fiona
Speaker 4: has got this. Fiona steps up now and oh it's
Speaker 4: wide another one. We've got a young superstar here in
Speaker 4: the making. Okay, good luck young But how old are you?
Speaker 4: My friend? H try to think about that. And who
Speaker 4: are you winning this from? Mumble dad?
Speaker 6: My dog?
Speaker 4: You're winning it for your dog? Who doesn't love a
Speaker 4: young land trying to witness doc or wash?
Speaker 3: It's a story as old as time itself.
Speaker 4: All right? Then? What's your name? Samuel? Samuel? Great name? Now?
Speaker 4: I think, because like you're not grown up yet? I Samuel. Yeah,
Speaker 4: why don't you go a little bit closer? I think
Speaker 4: it's very unfair. Come on the way here, come a
Speaker 4: bit closer. Let's get real close. Keep going, Samuel, keep going,
Speaker 4: he going, keep going now, Samuel, I reckon, you can
Speaker 4: do that, Samuel. Get the ball in there and you can,
Speaker 4: oh have another go. Let's get Samuel the ball, have
Speaker 4: another go? Come on, Samuel, be the first. Oh, come on,
Speaker 4: you can do this. Third time?
Speaker 3: Lucky?
Speaker 4: I fin it's going to go in. Oh fourth time, lucky,
Speaker 4: Come on, Samuel, how money you can do it? Just
Speaker 4: put it in there Samuel, he jumps into He jumped
Speaker 4: into Dad's arms. Do we have a winner, Samuel Wolder?
Speaker 4: We have a boy keen winner, a new kings one,
Speaker 4: Dad and Samuel hugging emotional sings. Here we have our
Speaker 4: first winner. Wow done Samuel, only nineteen months ago. Let's
Speaker 4: play the ads.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: The Hand Final. Only one washing machine has been one
Speaker 4: so far by eight year old Samuel. It is really hard. Seriously,
Speaker 4: teams should be doing this as part of drills for
Speaker 4: next season.
Speaker 3: We've had a lot of great attempts. Honestly we have.
Speaker 3: It's just a tiny hole, and that rubber seal around
Speaker 3: the edge of the rim of the washing machine bounces
Speaker 3: the ball back.
Speaker 4: There's the reason why in basketball they don't have a
Speaker 4: thick three inch rubber seam around the top of the
Speaker 4: rim because obviously it would bounce all the Wilson's out.
Speaker 4: And so that's what's telling is that it's going in.
Speaker 4: And then do we need to tear out the rubber
Speaker 4: seals making it some I think it half the size
Speaker 4: of the hole because actually about fifty percent of the
Speaker 4: shots now they're hitting the drum, it would go in
Speaker 4: but they're getting thrown out. It looks like we've deliberately
Speaker 4: put a flap.
Speaker 3: In yes, like we're carnies and can actually win.
Speaker 4: The Yes, we've rigged the game so they can't. We
Speaker 4: haven't really got twenty machines. We've just got one to
Speaker 4: give away, all right. So we'll be going back out
Speaker 4: after seven o'clock. If you want to see how people
Speaker 4: are getting on right now is to try and win.
Speaker 4: There are nineteen brand new washing machines left in our hand.
Speaker 4: Final watch it on Facebook. Got a Facebook, The Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell show. It's live right now streaming from within the
Speaker 4: washing and machine drum. See that unnecessarily thicked seal right now?
Speaker 4: We're tening is a villain of the show, aren't we?
Speaker 4: Oooh the rubber seal? Why would Fisher and Paintle put
Speaker 4: that on there? All right? So after seven o'clock we
Speaker 4: got one thousand dollars up for grabs. Today there is
Speaker 4: nothing like this week in Melbourne that the city changes.
Speaker 4: I can feel that even this morning. The weather's a
Speaker 4: bit better this morning. Everyone knows today is the last
Speaker 4: day and then you got the long weekend and it
Speaker 4: is the Grand Final and I know it's two out
Speaker 4: of state teens, but it's still the Grand Final. There's
Speaker 4: nothing else like it. So we want to hear from
Speaker 4: seven o'clock this morning your stories about Grand Finals. We're
Speaker 4: doing five degrees of the Grand Final this morning. Coming in,
Speaker 4: I realized that it was a Facebook memory came up
Speaker 4: three years ago when the D's won and how much
Speaker 4: has changed in the last three is? So do you
Speaker 4: remember the Grand Final three years ago?
Speaker 3: Per watching from home?
Speaker 4: Horrible time? Jim of the two D's fans that did
Speaker 4: six months in prison for sneaking into one ship. Doesn't
Speaker 4: that now when you look back at what we went
Speaker 4: through with the six lockdowns? And I was the Grand
Speaker 4: Final in lockdown, not at the MCG two D's fans
Speaker 4: sneaking in then doing prison time for six months, it's
Speaker 4: hacker movie. Yes, that really wasn't our lives. We didn't
Speaker 4: really go through that, did we? All Right? So Patsy,
Speaker 4: what's your five degrees of the Grand Final? Well?
Speaker 3: This is funny.
Speaker 2: So Paul Bryce was drafted to North Melbourne in nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty seven. He partnered one of my girlfriends for her
Speaker 2: debut on ball.
Speaker 3: Don't remember Paul, but I have to take your word
Speaker 3: for me. After North Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Then he was drafted by the Swans in the early
Speaker 2: nineties and he partnered one of my girlfriends, big tall guy.
Speaker 2: Caroline was really tall. My girlfriend really tall, and none
Speaker 2: of the boys at school were tall enough to partner
Speaker 2: Herbert Bryce.
Speaker 4: He was You know, when they say five degrees, I
Speaker 4: feel like perats. He's coming at twenty degrees of the
Speaker 4: Grand Final. You know you can beat that. That's the
Speaker 4: new level in the handball terms. You're not even hitting
Speaker 4: the Washington Ship. Come on, it's so wide that one
Speaker 4: hundred degrees of the Grand Final nine one four, one
Speaker 4: oh four to three. Now you have this tradition that
Speaker 4: you do every Grand Final with your friends, which I
Speaker 4: think is amazing.
Speaker 3: Yes, we play a pickup scratch match. It actually kind
Speaker 3: of suffered deeply in COVID. There used to be forty
Speaker 3: to fifty people who had come down on a Saturday morning.
Speaker 4: So this is people like you, Jo, I've got all
Speaker 4: these stories. The day isn't just about half two in
Speaker 4: the afternoon, it's the whole day. What happens beforehand is
Speaker 4: the Grand.
Speaker 3: Yes, for a while guys were even making medals and
Speaker 3: there was a trophy to B one medals be handed
Speaker 3: out afterwards. COVID meant three years we didn't play and
Speaker 3: since coming back from the band, maybe you get fifteen
Speaker 3: in to twenty people max them down there. This year
Speaker 3: is looking like maybe six on six. So it's a
Speaker 3: bit of a run around on a full field when
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 4: Have years if you've been doing this on Grand.
Speaker 3: Far Oh, I was a kid. I so was my
Speaker 3: cousins and their friends who were doing it. So I
Speaker 3: was a kid.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: I would have played the first time when I was
Speaker 3: twelve years old.
Speaker 4: It's still amazing, all right. These are the stories we're
Speaker 4: looking for then, and not like Patsy's four one, four, three,
Speaker 4: five Degrees of the Grand Final. Your Grand Final Stories.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: This morning on the Show. Then it is our hand final,
Speaker 4: twenty washing machines up for grabs. One hundreds of you
Speaker 4: at the radio stage this morning from Forget This from
Speaker 4: five thirty this morning queueing to take part to try
Speaker 4: and have one shot to get the foot in the
Speaker 4: washing machine and win one of these twenty washing machines.
Speaker 4: I can tell you in about an hour of gameplay
Speaker 4: three have been one. If you got to Facebook, you
Speaker 4: can watch it all this morning. You can watch it
Speaker 4: actually live. The camera's inside the washing machine drama Facebook.
Speaker 4: Look for the Christian O'Connell show. Get this the first
Speaker 4: person having to go this morning. Then about half past
Speaker 4: six was Katrina, have a listen to this when you're ready?
Speaker 4: Signed it lit the drums, Katrina go, oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's high and wide, bounced off and we just broke
Speaker 4: in the window. Actually broken a window that couldn't have
Speaker 4: gone any worse. Broken a window. You need to see
Speaker 4: the video. It is actually a comically in last sharing
Speaker 4: the perfect oval shape that Catrina the very first go.
Speaker 4: It took a while, but we managed to get our
Speaker 4: first winner is actually an eight year old Samuel. Get
Speaker 4: the ball in there and you, oh, have another go.
Speaker 4: Let's get something in the ball. Have another go? Come on, Samuel,
Speaker 4: be the worst. Oh come on, you can do this.
Speaker 4: Third time, Lucky, I fin it's going to go in. Oh,
Speaker 4: fourth time, Lucky, Come on, Samuel, Home on, you can
Speaker 4: do it. Just put it in there, Samuel chut Win.
Speaker 4: All right, So three washing machines have been one seventeen
Speaker 4: though stall to go, We go back out there in
Speaker 4: five minutes time, right now. Then on the Grand Final
Speaker 4: weekend nine four one four one oh four to three,
Speaker 4: your stories of the Grand Final five degrees of the
Speaker 4: Grand Final. We got one thousand dollars for grabs for
Speaker 4: the best story we get this morning on the show
Speaker 4: on nine four one four one oh four to three.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Susan.
Speaker 7: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Suzanne, welcome to the show. So what is
Speaker 4: your five degrees or the Grand Final? What's your story
Speaker 4: for us?
Speaker 7: Myself and my husband I bot for Hawthorn, he borts
Speaker 7: for Fremantle. We got married in twenty thirteen the week
Speaker 7: after the Grand Final. I went to the Grand Final
Speaker 7: and we hadn't worked out a song to walk into
Speaker 7: as yet, and we made a bet that whoever won
Speaker 7: the Grand Final we'd walk into that song. So when
Speaker 7: the wedding came, Hawthorng came on for the phone and
Speaker 7: my husband threw his hand down and stood in the
Speaker 7: door with his arms cracked, the biggest huff, and I
Speaker 7: will be with my aunts.
Speaker 4: Yeah is a bet, yep, And I won.
Speaker 3: So did you do a first answer as this says
Speaker 3: what you walk down the aisle to?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: No, No, as I announced your man and wife and wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, what a moment. What a soundtrack to have, that's incredible.
Speaker 7: Also, so we had a cake and our cake we
Speaker 7: ordered in July and each layer, one layer was hawth
Speaker 7: On color together layers with free mental color.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's got her. That's a rough wedding for
Speaker 4: your husband then, Susan. But good for you, Susan, thank
Speaker 4: you very much. Your story. That's kind to Alex. Now morning, Alex, morning, God,
Speaker 4: how's it going? Yeah? Good? So five degrees at the
Speaker 4: Grand Final? What's your story for us?
Speaker 8: Yeah? So back in year three, our teacher surprised us
Speaker 8: after the Grand Final said, oh, I'm going to get
Speaker 8: the AFL Grand Final Cup to come in, Like, how's
Speaker 8: that going to happen? Anyway? Turns out that her father
Speaker 8: was legendary Carlton coach David Parkin. So he came in
Speaker 8: and presented the cup tour.
Speaker 4: It would have been like Brad Pitt turning up a
Speaker 4: school like an actual superstar. Yeah it was.
Speaker 3: How was she as a teacher because he was a
Speaker 3: famously aggressive she could lose it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, she was a great. She was a great teacher.
Speaker 4: Alex. Thank you very much, your story mate. Enjoy the
Speaker 4: Grand Final? You two.
Speaker 9: Thanks?
Speaker 4: Have we got a Jade? Good morning? Sorry Jude's good
Speaker 4: morning Jew Jane or sorry whoever you want to be
Speaker 4: sorry Jade, good.
Speaker 10: Morning, Yes, good morning morning Jade.
Speaker 4: What's your story about the Grand Final? For us?
Speaker 11: My uncle's final wishes were to have his ashes scattered
Speaker 11: at the MCG.
Speaker 7: He was a massive.
Speaker 8: Collingwood fan, so we honored his wishes.
Speaker 11: Don't know how legal it was, but he now lives
Speaker 11: at the MCG.
Speaker 4: And whereabouts where did you sprinkling? Where did you sprinkling?
Speaker 3: Whereabouts between the gold Oh wow, how'd you get on?
Speaker 11: We I just leant over the railings.
Speaker 4: Good shot. It's half throwing ashes. They blow back at
Speaker 4: you if the wind changes.
Speaker 8: And I was lucky that day.
Speaker 11: I was very lucky a game.
Speaker 3: Who is this during a game?
Speaker 11: It was at the end of the game, so when
Speaker 11: everyone was kind of leaving, I kind of randy.
Speaker 4: Perfect, Tim. This is what I wonder. How many other
Speaker 4: people have spring called ashes of someone who was a
Speaker 4: massive fan of a club at the MCG. How many
Speaker 4: ashes do they think they're there? If there's other people
Speaker 4: that says going to oh we've done that, please call
Speaker 4: nine four one four one oh four three. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much for giving us a call.
Speaker 11: No worries, have great day nine.
Speaker 4: Four one four one oh four three Your Grand Final
Speaker 4: stories one thousand dollars up for grabs. Fifteen minutes past
Speaker 4: seven wash the hand Final live right now. This is
Speaker 4: how you do it. KO Sports. You're want to build
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Speaker 4: Christian o'connells Show dot.
Speaker 1: Com Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Bringing these washing machines is really hard getting the footye
Speaker 4: in a very small washing machine drum. Four winners so far,
Speaker 4: sixteen to go. If you're heads to Facebook, look for
Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connell show, you can watch it all live
Speaker 4: right now. You can call the show. We're looking for
Speaker 4: your Grand Final stories. Five degrees in the Grand Final
Speaker 4: or nine four one four one oh four three, one
Speaker 4: thousand dollars to be one this morning, Christian my five degrees.
Speaker 4: I think it goes straight to the number one. My
Speaker 4: neighbour's nephew is playing this weekend.
Speaker 3: Oh who is it?
Speaker 4: Mcluggy mcluggage lines. I think he's the vice captain. I
Speaker 4: actually think he's from Warnable the only reason to remember
Speaker 4: that bit of trivia, you know, sums about Actually a
Speaker 4: lot of games, especially as Luke dancers commenting, you get
Speaker 4: like where they were born, who he knows their mum,
Speaker 4: what school they went to, where they go skiing. I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure that the one thing I never watching is
Speaker 4: that Schue McCluggage is I think from Warnaball, just outside there,
Speaker 4: well near Ballarat.
Speaker 3: There was a legendary commentator, Dennis Committee, who is from
Speaker 3: wa and anytime there was a player playing who's from
Speaker 3: w A he would let you know about it.
Speaker 4: All right, let's take some more stories then, Kylie, good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning, how are you. I'm good, Kylie, welcome to show.
Speaker 4: So what's your Grand Final story? Mate?
Speaker 12: The nineteen ninety six North Melbourne Grand Final. I went
Speaker 12: there with my father. I went up to get some food.
Speaker 12: I come back down the stairs, it turned to my
Speaker 12: seat and I broke my leg and ended up spending
Speaker 12: the rest of the Grand Final in the Saint John's
Speaker 12: ambulance to the hospital. And my dad stayed at the
Speaker 12: Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what you're there? And then suddenly what
Speaker 4: a cruel story?
Speaker 12: And it was like just sort of like maybe let's say,
Speaker 12: not even quite finished the first quarter.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Ambulance at the MCG needs like in one of those
Speaker 3: post rooms, like the long room at the MCG. You
Speaker 3: can actually take a pee and look out. There's a
Speaker 3: mini window that looks out over the ground. The need
Speaker 3: to St John's ambulance where you're looking out and you
Speaker 3: can still watch the game.
Speaker 4: They should have the Saint John's own sort of corporate
Speaker 4: experience for you. If you're un lucky enough to get injured,
Speaker 4: you should go to one of those corporate boxes. It's
Speaker 4: the least that should happen. You shouldn't have to be
Speaker 4: on the back of an ambulance in the car park
Speaker 4: there underneath it.
Speaker 12: I was in a room for a little bit watching
Speaker 12: it on the TV, so that's the best I could get.
Speaker 12: But my poor father was kind of a big.
Speaker 4: Dawn and it was very untorn. He stayed in his
Speaker 4: seats and joining his beers and chips. Kylie. Terrible story,
Speaker 4: but great story. Thank you very much for sharing. Thank
Speaker 4: you morning Sue. Hello, Hello, so you're live on the
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show. What's your story about the Grand Final?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 10: How are you going? Good morning?
Speaker 11: I My story is that I can see to because
Speaker 11: of Saint Kilda's last Grand Final celebration, Pere, I.
Speaker 4: Thought you're going to say about my name one of
Speaker 4: the Saint Kilda players. So it's like, we don't need
Speaker 4: these kind of five degrees.
Speaker 7: They've only won one Grand Finally, I really loved again how.
Speaker 3: Long ago was it? It was in the sixties, wasn't it.
Speaker 12: Sixty nineteen sixty six?
Speaker 11: Was they one and only Grand Final?
Speaker 12: So yeah, it was fifty.
Speaker 7: Eight years ago.
Speaker 4: So thank you very much the story. Let's get one
Speaker 4: more now, Kylie, Good morning, Good morning, Kylie. What's your
Speaker 4: Grand Final story for us this morning? On the show?
Speaker 11: Two thousand and seven to long, we're in their Grand Final.
Speaker 11: Everybody thought, this is our year. We're gonna make it.
Speaker 11: We're playing good footy. Heavily pregnant with our fourth child,
Speaker 11: my husband and the obstetrician both had Grand Final tickets.
Speaker 11: They decided on my behalf that if Geelong didn't sorry,
Speaker 11: if I didn't have the baby before the Saturday, we
Speaker 11: would be induced. So our little boy was born on
Speaker 11: the Friday afternoon so that they could both go to
Speaker 11: the Grand Final, and of course, along one broke the
Speaker 11: drought so I was in hospital. Why they were having
Speaker 11: an amazing time at night?
Speaker 4: You kidding me? How many decisions, big decisions like this
Speaker 4: happened fact to them because of a Grand Final. That's
Speaker 4: incredible story, Kylie.
Speaker 11: Absolutely, and to this day, like our little son, well
Speaker 11: he's now almost seventeen on Saturday. He his nickname is
Speaker 11: Gary Junior Jin.
Speaker 4: And of course is it final baby, Yes, so we'd
Speaker 4: be seventeen this weekend.
Speaker 11: That's right on Saturday and awesome. Yeah, they had a
Speaker 11: great time. I had a front row seat to all
Speaker 11: the celebrations that were happening in Toolong. I was the
Speaker 11: only patient I think on the maternity ward at that time.
Speaker 11: So yeah, it's a fun, funny story.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well listen, I hope you and your family and
Speaker 4: your seventeen year old son of a great birthday weekend
Speaker 4: and enjoy the Grand Final.
Speaker 11: Amazing. Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: It's The Christian O'Connell Show. Our hand final this morning
Speaker 4: on the show, how long would it take to give
Speaker 4: away twenty brand new Fisher and Michael Washing machines thanks
Speaker 4: to our good friends at E and S. So far,
Speaker 4: we've been playing since six am Jack, how many washing
Speaker 4: machines of twenty have been one?
Speaker 3: They were officially at the halfway mark of the show
Speaker 3: and giving away four of twenty.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, it's okay, a little bit longer than
Speaker 4: we thought, a little bit longer than we thought. Okay,
Speaker 4: So the winning is about to step up a gear.
Speaker 8: Our.
Speaker 4: The four winners so far, two of them have been
Speaker 4: eight year old kids, which is incredible. Jack drums now
Speaker 4: playing live right now is Sally. You don't have much confidence?
Speaker 4: I believe in you? Do you believe in you? Sally?
Speaker 5: A little bit?
Speaker 4: Sally? Don't cry please it looks terrible on the radio.
Speaker 4: Now listen, Salnie, what do you do? Tell me about you? Sam?
Speaker 4: If you do, you've got some sort of gear hair.
Speaker 4: Co Health? What do they do with co health?
Speaker 5: Community health nurse? So I'll be heading to work shortly.
Speaker 5: Fantastic organization.
Speaker 3: So I work with public housing residents.
Speaker 5: It's a fantastic role.
Speaker 4: Well listen, someone like you, thank you very much everything
Speaker 4: you doing, all your team. We need you to win
Speaker 4: this washing machine? Is this for you? Sally?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: I will probably end up donating it to someone.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, right, okay, the first person shame on the
Speaker 4: rest of you.
Speaker 3: Huh you Gradio.
Speaker 4: Looks like the Winnie Wonker story. You lose, Charlie, Salie,
Speaker 4: You're gonna win. Sally the donator. That's who Sally is.
Speaker 4: Everybody what sal takes into the washer, show the drums,
Speaker 4: shack the drums go Sally. Oh, she's one. Well done.
Speaker 4: My eyes I saw he went in. Take me up.
Speaker 4: It went in, It went in. She's gonna donate it.
Speaker 4: You can't lose.
Speaker 3: I must have something in my heart now that I
Speaker 3: got it out.
Speaker 4: Wash machine number vee.
Speaker 5: Well done.
Speaker 4: It was so quick. Other humans can't see it, but
Speaker 4: not these eyes. I saw it with my very own eyes.
Speaker 4: This guy's filthy. It's a second go. He came so
Speaker 4: close early. He's been practicing all week. This is your one.
Speaker 4: Your son has already sent you edited the video of
Speaker 4: you almost doing it. He has, and he said, I'm
Speaker 4: a loser.
Speaker 1: Straight to the back of the queue.
Speaker 4: All right, step up, this is the one going in.
Speaker 4: Good luck John Jack, Come on, Nick, Oh, tough luck. Nick. Okay,
Speaker 4: here we got here. Katherine, step up. Here's your mark here,
Speaker 4: good luck, Catherine. Off you go.
Speaker 3: You can do, Catherine is all It takes.
Speaker 4: Five Washman means of twenty one. It's now okay. I
Speaker 4: don't accuse you of being a cheat, but almost got
Speaker 4: placed in and you screwed it up.
Speaker 3: Awkwards, big old step.
Speaker 4: Now you've actually got You've got team much team Kimmy?
Speaker 4: Are you Kimmy today? All right, ladies, you go go
Speaker 4: go together? Come on, why don't you buy both? You
Speaker 4: go at the same time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, one book and I want to be
Speaker 3: out of here by nine.
Speaker 4: Let's get on with it. One missus, Oh my lush
Speaker 4: bloody helm has broke the machine. Take your name. You
Speaker 4: can pay for that. Rob's selling these tomorrow in the
Speaker 4: back of his truck. Right, okay, Now who we got here? Beth,
Speaker 4: a Hawks fan, very pround Hawks fan. Beth, good luck,
Speaker 4: take your time. This is your muck an discount. Yes
Speaker 4: you can. These old timers coming up to the two.
Speaker 4: Put her up to the King's mark. Okay, off you go,
Speaker 4: Come on, golden girl, you can do this. Be office
Speaker 4: here and I know you do that one there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: good luck. I love the pink trains. She's her away.
Speaker 4: Still no, no tough luck, Beth. All right, let's do
Speaker 4: three more than we get. Patsy's news Tracy. Now you
Speaker 4: appear to be playing and trapped inside of a doner.
Speaker 4: Is this You're not gonna limit movement? No, okay, you go.
Speaker 3: Everyone's just helping themselves.
Speaker 4: Casually does it, she does it, just casually gets it
Speaker 4: in winner number six?
Speaker 7: Where is he?
Speaker 4: Beautiful washing machine? Well done? Well done? Was she just
Speaker 4: flashing me? Then? Tiny? Share what happened?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: Fifty two of you right now watching what what a
Speaker 4: handball final looks like from inside the drum of the
Speaker 4: washing machine that right now to hundred of people are
Speaker 4: here at the station tech in their turns one shot
Speaker 4: to try and get the foot seat in the washing
Speaker 4: machine drum. Let's go live now to Rio. Who's there, Ria?
Speaker 4: What number of twenty here are you? Ties?
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, Christian, it's a madhouse down here. Literally
Speaker 6: three seconds ago, Julia has.
Speaker 3: Slotted it in.
Speaker 1: Luck.
Speaker 6: Wow, we've had three in the time since we've last spoke.
Speaker 6: The quality has lifted, the crowds going crazy.
Speaker 5: First we had April.
Speaker 6: It was incredible, walked up, had a walking stick, didn't
Speaker 6: face her, put it down, nailed it straight through the middle.
Speaker 4: I was watching it live. It's incredible. She's one of
Speaker 4: the cleanest goals, cleanest handballs we've actually seen so far.
Speaker 6: Everyone sort of almost didn't react because it was just
Speaker 6: like it just went straight in.
Speaker 5: It was so sort of beautiful, didn't even touch the edge.
Speaker 5: It was insane.
Speaker 4: Identity just a little bit slow giving her handbag back
Speaker 4: to as well, trying to get some beer money for
Speaker 4: the year Grand Final this weekend. Swaney's fan.
Speaker 5: I keep taking ladies bags.
Speaker 4: Probably we've spoken about that. We've spoken about that. No
Speaker 4: more upbagging, I've told.
Speaker 6: And then we had Ben who's fourteen. There's probably his
Speaker 6: third shot every time. He's first one just like almost
Speaker 6: bounced in, bounced out, the second one, hit the rim, third.
Speaker 5: Time as a charm.
Speaker 6: He won it for his very very very happy mum, Dawn.
Speaker 6: And then just now got next to me, I've got
Speaker 6: Julie who slotted it straight in, no worries, cool as
Speaker 6: a cucumber, and the crowd went mental.
Speaker 4: Now, so how many have we given away so far?
Speaker 4: There's twenty to be one in the next hour and fifteen.
Speaker 4: Well in total, how many are we up to now?
Speaker 6: We've given away nine and we've got eleven to go in.
Speaker 6: You know, just over an hour.
Speaker 4: So are they getting better or is it my mind?
Speaker 4: It feels like we're getting more winners now.
Speaker 6: They're definitely honing in because a lot we're now around
Speaker 6: to a couple of people have had to go before
Speaker 6: they've honed in, and the quality is definitely improving. The
Speaker 6: nerves are out the window, you know, into the third
Speaker 6: quarter of the game.
Speaker 5: Now they're starting to settle in.
Speaker 4: Well don't bet and talking about out the window. The
Speaker 4: six twenty five This morning the show. We start at
Speaker 4: the first person, very nervous. Katrina steps up. This happens
Speaker 4: when you're ready signing. Due the drums, Katrina go, oh
Speaker 4: my god, it's high and wide. Start and we're just
Speaker 4: broken the window actually broken a window that couldn't have
Speaker 4: gone any worse. Broken a window. It is a huge
Speaker 4: hole in this window. Luckily all the glass fell in
Speaker 4: because we're on the second floor, but it's a massive
Speaker 4: drafty hole there. All right, Naked Hour.
Speaker 9: Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour on
Speaker 9: nick nig nig nig nig nag naked Our Naked Hour,
Speaker 9: Oh nig nigg nagg naked our Naked Our.
Speaker 4: Normally on a Friday but of course today is a Friday,
Speaker 4: so we give you the theme. You pick all the
Speaker 4: songs nine four one four three today from a whole
Speaker 4: hour of power big songs only in the title me
Speaker 4: myself or I, me myself or I in the song title.
Speaker 4: Loads of brilliant songs to choose from nine four one
Speaker 4: four one o four three, Patsy, what do you want
Speaker 4: us to play?
Speaker 2: I do believe I've delivered our trifected this week, Me myself,
Speaker 2: I joan armor training.
Speaker 4: Well done. You have not delivered anything other than a stinker?
Speaker 4: What is this like? An outtake in street?
Speaker 2: It was a massive was a massive song and has
Speaker 2: an Aussie connection. Rachel Griffiths was in a movie that
Speaker 2: was the title of the soundtrack because the actual movie
Speaker 2: was called.
Speaker 4: Me Rachel Griffis Connection.
Speaker 2: I do believe I've just delivered on all three so
Speaker 2: it was mess rather than you said.
Speaker 4: Prince Dove's cry Jackie Boy, what you got there must
Speaker 4: have me myself or I in the title.
Speaker 3: I've gone for the smash mouth version of I'm a
Speaker 3: Believer Friday tune Believe, originally by the Monkeys. But do
Speaker 3: you know who wrote this song? Neil Diamond I didn't
Speaker 3: know that great fact.
Speaker 13: Features people on the strict soundtrack to Jack That's Right
Speaker 13: Movie Great Version nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 13: three in the song title must have me myself or I.
Speaker 4: I'm going for this from brilliant band cheap Trick. I
Speaker 4: want you to want me all right? What do you
Speaker 4: think we should play? Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three in the song title must have me or
Speaker 4: myself or I in it me myself I in the
Speaker 4: song title today whole Arab Tunes.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show, The Naked Hour this Morning. Then from
Speaker 4: it you're picking all the songs we give you a theme.
Speaker 4: Think today's first person song to itel so me myself
Speaker 4: alright in the song tit till nine four one one
Speaker 4: oh four three, it's a great song's coming through Communists,
Speaker 4: don't leave me this way. This is a great vibe.
Speaker 4: Steve Harley, come up and make me smile, to make
Speaker 4: stuck me up by the stone, and you shook me
Speaker 4: all night long by ac DC. So I boss banned
Speaker 4: us some playing ac DC. She's already gone out to
Speaker 4: a hole in the station window and measured it's coming
Speaker 4: out my salary. All right, this guy, Bernadette, Morning Bernadette.
Speaker 10: Hi Christian, Hi guys, So what.
Speaker 4: Do you fancy here in this morning? What do we
Speaker 4: have to play?
Speaker 8: It totally has to be I want it all by Queen.
Speaker 4: This is a great song, all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Better that you're the long weekend. Let's go to and
Speaker 4: now Good morning Annie, Hi Christians, Hello Annie, welcome to
Speaker 4: the show. What would you love us to play this morning?
Speaker 10: I heard it through the great band Chris Creden's Clear
Speaker 10: Order Revival.
Speaker 4: You don't hear Marvin Gay No, Oh my gosh, but
Speaker 4: great version of it because I've been ripening through Patsy's
Speaker 4: record collection. Whenever we get the old Dusty one, you
Speaker 4: know there is nothing wrong and the old record fair
Speaker 4: at the weekend. Why not exactly it is?
Speaker 9: It is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, get a molder it, young kids, a nice bucket
Speaker 4: challenge just since her. Good morning, Good.
Speaker 8: Morning Christian, Jack and Pet.
Speaker 4: Here you going this friend's having a laugh and just
Speaker 4: into what can we play this morning?
Speaker 11: I need you tonight by Inexist please.
Speaker 4: I need oh great song this morning, just sent up
Speaker 4: brilliant man, great song. Thank you very much for calling
Speaker 4: and enjoyed the long weekend. Thank you you too, Thank you, Brendan.
Speaker 12: How are we going guy?
Speaker 4: We're good, Brendan. What do we have to play this morning?
Speaker 8: What about a bit of simply writ if you don't
Speaker 8: know me bye?
Speaker 4: Now, that isn't how it goes. The lyrics I may
Speaker 4: play of that terrifying version. Well we know now, we know,
Speaker 4: now you should have led with that, Brendan. Okay, not
Speaker 4: the song Brendan did, but it kind of is lyrics
Speaker 4: the melody somewhere else. I think we have to do
Speaker 4: a new feature called that Brendan comes on. You've got
Speaker 4: to guess the song. None of us have got any idea,
Speaker 4: not even Brendan has what he's telling year that's going
Speaker 4: to kill the vibe an it Brendan.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're into the last forty five minutes of our hand final,
Speaker 4: trying to see how long will it take us to
Speaker 4: give away twenty washing machines. Everybody lines up, wanted to
Speaker 4: go and has one shot to try and bang the
Speaker 4: drum and be the one. So far, then we've given
Speaker 4: away thirteen, thirteen, seventy go seven washing machines to go now,
Speaker 4: this is a very important moment in today's show. The
Speaker 4: pressure isn't on any of the two hundred people who've
Speaker 4: been here since very early this morning before the show,
Speaker 4: lining up to try and win twenty washing machines. It's
Speaker 4: all on Jack Post. He's not trying to win it
Speaker 4: for himself. He's trying to win it for a very
Speaker 4: special lady, Judy, who we go live to right now, Judy,
Speaker 4: good morning. Well listen, I don't know where we're great,
Speaker 4: say good morning to word Judy. Everyone monitor now, Judy,
Speaker 4: you are a very moan listen to us. And I
Speaker 4: was so upset to here two days ago that you
Speaker 4: couldn't make it today because you're the first person to
Speaker 4: call through and said you want to take part in this,
Speaker 4: but you're having this major heart operation in a couple
Speaker 4: of weeks time. So want the washing machine. So winning
Speaker 4: it well, trying to win it on your behalf is
Speaker 4: our man, Jack Post, who you wanted to be your proxy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Jack, I know you can do this night. You just
Speaker 10: got to focus. And there's the great John Kennedy kid.
Speaker 10: Don't think.
Speaker 4: Judy you are in safe hand. Wow, the pressure is on.
Speaker 4: You're winning it for her. Heart. Jack. Okay, come on.
Speaker 3: Jack, Judy, come on straight through the middle.
Speaker 4: First shot. This is okay, first shot, missus. Keep going, Jack, Judy,
Speaker 4: He's got this for Judy. Up is over now Jack. Oh,
Speaker 4: just hits the edge and goes outside for Judy. Come on, no, wild, No,
Speaker 4: it's getting worse. He picked the wrong guy, Judy. Come on,
Speaker 4: come on, come on, He's gonna do this. Jack's got this,
Speaker 4: believe Come on, Jack, you've got this.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 4: One of the biggest misses in the morning is this
Speaker 4: winning minute? It was this one?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, can you after the seniors?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, she can, Yes, Judy, he's miss five. This
Speaker 4: is the one the drums reopened.
Speaker 3: I hope you're still there.
Speaker 4: She's in a hospital bed waiting to have a brand
Speaker 4: new heart. No this, I'm sorry, Judy, are you still alive?
Speaker 4: Come on, Jack?
Speaker 9: Come on, Jack getting in mad that practices jiming up Jack.
Speaker 4: He did it. He's told you about your washing machine.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: This is probably better than the brand new heart and
Speaker 4: working vowels. Jack.
Speaker 10: I'm so happy. I know I'm going to have clean knickers.
Speaker 4: Bye nickers. For that's all today was all about.
Speaker 10: Can I just quickly say, I see it to an
Speaker 10: email in Christian But please don't ever underestimate the joy
Speaker 10: and and and taking people's worries off their mind. But
Speaker 10: this show brings on the luckiest sill in the world.
Speaker 10: I've got a brillant job. I work for Western Age
Speaker 10: and Osteopathy. I've only been nir since April, but they
Speaker 10: have just supported me the whole way. And as I said,
Speaker 10: I don't ask for petty parties. All I ask for
Speaker 10: is good juju vibes.
Speaker 4: Oh Judy, you re treat a jam good luck with
Speaker 4: the operation and listen. The least we can do is
Speaker 4: give a girl clean nickers. Now, that is my number
Speaker 4: one rule for radio. If I guess one person in
Speaker 4: the city has clean nickers today, that we've done a
Speaker 4: great job on The Christian O'Connell Show. That's why we're
Speaker 4: all here. All right, Judy, good luck in the operation.
Speaker 5: Speak to soon bye.
Speaker 4: All right, there's clear the ads and we come back.
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Speaker 4: Good morning, It's the Christan O'Connell Show. Our handball final
Speaker 4: trying to give away twenty brand new washing machines. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much to everyone who's been here for the
Speaker 4: last couple of hours who've been coming back around. There's
Speaker 4: about two hundred people here from half five this morning.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Thank you very much everyone for
Speaker 4: showing up and being part of this. Give yourself a
Speaker 4: round of posse. So let me just describe the scene
Speaker 4: here at the radio station. There are three washing machines
Speaker 4: staked on top of each other. The middle one is
Speaker 4: the target. The door has been removed and that's where
Speaker 4: they've been trying to get the footy in the drum
Speaker 4: bying the drum be the one Jackie boy we had
Speaker 4: twenty at six o'clock chap with the way it stood
Speaker 4: in front of a broken window. Incredible scenes. The first
Speaker 4: go Katrina, who has fled town. She's not even stuck
Speaker 4: around mind in shame. It's a right, Katrina. It missed
Speaker 4: and smashed the window. It's a Sharon shaped hole. The
Speaker 4: window is.
Speaker 3: About four meters away from the washing machine, so she
Speaker 3: was nowhere near it.
Speaker 4: It's an incredible trick shop. But all right, name the
Speaker 4: winners so far, because a couple of kids have also
Speaker 4: won as well. They got the footy in the drum.
Speaker 3: Fourteen people have walked away with the washing machine.
Speaker 4: This morning.
Speaker 3: We started with eight year old Samuel. Congratulations to Gary Kobe, Oliver,
Speaker 3: Sally Tracy, April fourteen year old Ben Julie, thirteen year
Speaker 3: old Hayden. Our oldest winner was seventy one year old
Speaker 3: Julie Jason Brandon and then of course I just won
Speaker 3: one on behalf of Judy. If you didn't listen earlier,
Speaker 3: got it in one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay. Now this is Nick, who's a firefighter and
Speaker 4: you've been in since. This is going number three or four, Nick,
Speaker 4: This is three straight through the middle. This is going
Speaker 4: to be the winning shops here a firefighter. You're in Height,
Speaker 4: which is down the road from me, and I will
Speaker 4: come down have a cup of tea with you. Guys.
Speaker 3: I'd love to come for a visit.
Speaker 4: Yep. Yeah, thanks everything you and the all the firefighters
Speaker 4: of Victoria too. Now you're winning this for your daughter
Speaker 4: and two weeks time moves into a home.
Speaker 6: Moves into a new house and she's just had built
Speaker 6: in two weeks time, she's moving in but has not
Speaker 6: got a work new washing machine.
Speaker 4: That's changed out. Right now, Jack the drums, Now, I
Speaker 4: don't want to be rude, right, you are more than
Speaker 4: welcome to step up to what we call the winner's line.
Speaker 4: It's very close. Gotta go there. Yeah, all right, sign
Speaker 4: us with the drums. Come on, Nick, Yeah yeah, he
Speaker 4: just fatly your scene. Nick the Firefighter does it triple
Speaker 4: zero all day long with this guy. Wow, well I've
Speaker 4: got goose bumps. One of our favorite winners of the morning,
Speaker 4: Nick Firefighter, Third time Lucky. This show loves a trier
Speaker 4: lock at that, Nick, run down the line. Everyone hands up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's it, NICKI Nick? Nick, all right, Keith and coming everyone, Katherine,
Speaker 4: you're third time lucky, think as well. Come on, you
Speaker 4: go up to the winners line, as we're going to
Speaker 4: call this one right now. Chat the Chops missed wildly earlier.
Speaker 4: This is the to be stepping back, bambled him. Give
Speaker 4: me any simple so well, what is happening? I just
Speaker 4: threw it, Nick the Firefighter. Let me like that? Good lord. Sorry,
Speaker 4: Team Kimmy about they're Pies fans, but we still like them.
Speaker 3: Joanne handballing or watching machine.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, took out the drawer there that you put
Speaker 4: the powder in. Another team member of Team Kimmy here,
Speaker 4: come on, come on, smashed it earlier. Oh haugh, look
Speaker 4: so close Beth is with my lovely pink sneakers. Come on, Beth,
Speaker 4: come on, you can do this. Oh truck trying of
Speaker 4: the go I think I think you just got unlucky there.
Speaker 4: Come on, Beth, yep, that's the game. Oh no, tough love, Beth.
Speaker 3: Alright, Adam, this is Adam.
Speaker 4: Good luck. Oh so close. Practically it went in and
Speaker 4: then came out. We have five of the twenty washing
Speaker 4: machines left to give away. All right, Sam, come on Sam, Yeah, Sam,
Speaker 4: presision shot coolly take him. She takes so washing machine
Speaker 4: number sixteen. Right, I'm Sam News coming up wax here
Speaker 4: on goals.
Speaker 1: Got Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Down to our last five washing machines. Time wasted coming
Speaker 4: up now. One of our winners of the fifteen washing
Speaker 4: machines in the for final today plays for Werribee Masters
Speaker 4: over fifties footy team. They won one game this year,
Speaker 4: said he really came needing needing the win. He won
Speaker 4: a wash machine made of season to get that big
Speaker 4: w at the w standing for washmachine. Well done, Jason,
Speaker 4: I'm so glad. Nicked the firefighter got it for his
Speaker 4: daughter as well. Lovely guy. All right, So the winning
Speaker 4: will continue in about ten minutes time. But right now
Speaker 4: the Melbourne Royal Show it is back from today for
Speaker 4: the next colo weeks until the sixth of October. Melbourne
Speaker 4: Royal Show is now on tickets at royalshow dot com
Speaker 4: dot au and you can win a family pass or
Speaker 4: four of you to go right now. The time waster
Speaker 4: for the Bestern Show today is national you can do
Speaker 4: it day already. We've seen that this weening scene. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, so much you can do. We're looking for
Speaker 4: your motivational movies today. Motivate a movie. We love the movie.
Speaker 4: Lukh's talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah we did.
Speaker 4: It's not any motivational Luk, who's Pep talking? Silver, I'm
Speaker 4: wondertle baby dot to no great Bond movie. It's a downer,
Speaker 4: got to no excuses. Gold love the movie. Breakfast at
Speaker 4: Tiffany's Wakey, Wakey Early Birdie gets Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Speaker 3: Silver.
Speaker 4: It's going to get up nice and only the Golden Hour.
Speaker 4: Captain America. That's a good movie, isn't it. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you did a bit of cheering up though that guy.
Speaker 4: Make Captain America great again? And I know you you
Speaker 4: love The Teenage Mutant ninja loving, pepping them up and
Speaker 4: now they're the teenage motivational ninja. To Franz, it's a
Speaker 4: nice a little bit of you can't do spirits sometimes
Speaker 4: on the show, Jackie boy, what have you got motivational movies?
Speaker 3: I know you're a fan of the Beautiful movie up?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, thumbs up?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm just down.
Speaker 3: Bruce Lee, you're a big Bruce Lee fan. Into the
Speaker 3: Dragon mentor the Dragon?
Speaker 4: Now that is gold?
Speaker 3: Very good men who staric goals. If you can see it,
Speaker 3: it will come in silver. And Darth Vader was never
Speaker 3: that nice to the Empire? Strikes back, strikes back? How
Speaker 3: about the Empire pats on the back?
Speaker 4: That is gold, gold bluster.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast The.
Speaker 4: Time Why Today we're asking you to motivate a movie
Speaker 4: messon show Family Past four of you off to the
Speaker 4: Melbourne Royal Show. Jack you read Tomark, Let's go you
Speaker 4: killed it? Bill Gold? Look who's Ted talking?
Speaker 3: Oh that's really good gold, Well.
Speaker 4: Done, Scooby. The Hills have eyes on the price Gold
Speaker 4: Edward certificate hands gold? What on Tim mission possible silver
Speaker 4: pay rise for Planet of the Apes Bronze Yeah, catch
Speaker 4: me you can do it Silva. Dude, there's your dopamine silver.
Speaker 4: Nice try Bethany. When Harry mentored Sally Gold Mary Goggins
Speaker 4: instead of Mary Poppins. That is very good. David Goggins
Speaker 4: reference in their world and brussa Austin Powers, the spy
Speaker 4: who shaped me into who I am today? That is
Speaker 4: so good.
Speaker 3: That's a gold play.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well done. Who's that from chev take about? Well done?
Speaker 4: Austin Powers, the spy who shaped me who I am today? Dude,
Speaker 4: you can definitely find your car Silva. Planets of the
Speaker 4: applause gold, very good. That's from Anabel. You're so talented,
Speaker 4: mister Ripley gold. Last few motivate movie time wasters today
Speaker 4: Opraheimer gold. Instead of three billboards outside missing Ebbing, Missouri,
Speaker 4: vision board outside Ebbing, Missouri.
Speaker 3: It's gold as well. These are very.
Speaker 4: Very very good. All right, Jackie boy, who is off
Speaker 4: to the Melbourne Royal showing family pass, Well.
Speaker 3: Done to share for Austin Powers, the spy who shaped
Speaker 3: me into the person I am today?
Speaker 4: Yeah, very good. All right. Let's now cross live again
Speaker 4: to Rio Rio. How many washing machines have now been
Speaker 4: one in the hand final we've.
Speaker 5: Given away two more Christian.
Speaker 6: We had Julia who had to sprint down leave the
Speaker 6: line because her car was about to get a ticket
Speaker 6: from the parking inspector, so.
Speaker 4: She dashed down.
Speaker 6: I don't know if she got a fine, but she
Speaker 6: did get a washing machine. And then we had a
Speaker 6: little Coco who has been showing every There were grown
Speaker 6: adults missing it from about a meter out. At the moment, Coco,
Speaker 6: five years old, no nervousness on her face at all,
Speaker 6: just waltzed up first, go straight in.
Speaker 3: And so now the prize that every five year old
Speaker 3: kid dreams of a washing machine, the Sha Price washing machine.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: Good morning, it's to Christian O'Connell Show Live. We have
Speaker 4: the two last washing machines to give away. We've given
Speaker 4: away an amazing eighteen to there saying we've been giving
Speaker 4: them away. People have actually won these in a very
Speaker 4: hard manner. They've had to try and get the footy
Speaker 4: into the washing machine. We're back out live at the
Speaker 4: gold fmcg Stadium of Dreams and now a lot of
Speaker 4: these people have been here since five in this morning,
Speaker 4: so we're going to try and jack the drums. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much for everyone who's taken part in this today.
Speaker 4: By the way, Aidan is up next. Aidan, before you
Speaker 4: have a go? How old are you Aidan?
Speaker 3: Twelve?
Speaker 4: Twelve? And who are you trying to win? This washing machine?
Speaker 4: For Aiden? For Dad because my mum keeps on going
Speaker 4: n's and my dad because he wrecked the washing machine.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Aidan. The scenes at home right now,
Speaker 4: Mom and dad here they cheering you on.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right behind me right.
Speaker 4: Okay, well listen, good luck, Okay, off you go, Wade
Speaker 4: for Dad? Is Aidan get it in? No messing will answer.
Speaker 4: Hay Wow one of the coolert taking ones of the show.
Speaker 4: That is pressure wowy ice, cold future, best and fairest
Speaker 4: for the dees. That is incredible. Have you been practicing?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Do you play footy?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Wow? Wow done Aiding. Everyone takes Washing Machine nineteen Well
Speaker 4: down winner, all right, we are down to the final
Speaker 4: washing machine. We're just resetting the webcam otherwise seventeen of
Speaker 4: you won't be able to watch this. I know it's heartbreaking.
Speaker 4: It's heartbreaking.
Speaker 3: Do you go to Facebook and watch this game?
Speaker 4: It's fun, bizarrely addictive.
Speaker 3: From the inside of the washing machine drum.
Speaker 4: Go to a Facebook and look for the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Q is our little web guard at the moment. You're
Speaker 4: just resetting the camera. How's it going? We ready? This
Speaker 4: is live? Uh kind of yeah, that's what we want
Speaker 4: to hear. Okay, so this is go number number four. Sneaky, sneaky.
Speaker 3: Well, I could be for five.
Speaker 4: I don't be four or five doesn't matter. Why don't
Speaker 4: you did get a little bit closer?
Speaker 3: There you go there, you get much closer than where
Speaker 3: we're putting him now.
Speaker 4: Good luck Kelly one hamble Kenny for Kelly.
Speaker 14: Oh oh oh gosh, no no, no, Fiona, come on,
Speaker 14: you've you've been here since the early times this morning
Speaker 14: as well.
Speaker 4: Good luck Fiona, Good luck.
Speaker 3: Yes, Fiona, well done.
Speaker 4: Rowed out Fiona, it's been here since half five this morning. Wow? Wait,
Speaker 4: what camaraderie everyone's getting around each other scenes this morning?
Speaker 4: What al Fiona? Was it strictly a hamble whilst placed
Speaker 4: in there?
Speaker 3: Who guess we've actually given away twenty washing this year.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to all that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well done everyone, So many great moments this morning
Speaker 4: of winners as well. Give yourself a round applause. We
Speaker 4: have the best. Honestly, you're like family to us on
Speaker 4: the show. Thank you very much for everyone who is
Speaker 4: stuck around this morning since early doors were unnicked. The Firefighter,
Speaker 4: Well done there, Jason Bazina as well. Only one win
Speaker 4: for the Weerriby Masters this year, but a big win
Speaker 4: this morning as well. Enjoy the Grand Final. I hope
Speaker 4: it's a great game on behalf of me. Jack and Pats,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for showing up this morning. Wherever
Speaker 4: you're watching a Grand Final this weekend, enjoy this. Hope
Speaker 4: it's a great game. Hey Monday, see yam.
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