Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian o'connall show podcast showtime. No, do not judge.
Speaker 3: What I said was I have a great venus.
Speaker 4: I'm the least masculine person this morning and come into
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 5: Listen to a poetry podcast.
Speaker 2: The Christian no connall Show on Gold one O four
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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, It's Friday morning. Welcome to the Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell Show. Good morning, Jack.
Speaker 3: Post, Good morning, Christian O'Connell, Good.
Speaker 4: Morning, Patrina Jones Morning Christian. Okay, double thumbs up Friday.
Speaker 4: This is where we go around the team and we
Speaker 4: all share what we're into at the moment. I guess
Speaker 4: because we had a two week break, this will be
Speaker 4: a kind of bumper edition. All right, of double thumbs
Speaker 4: up Friday, Patsy, what have you got for us?
Speaker 6: Lots of pressure, Christian. This week, I want to start
Speaker 6: with Little People, Big Dreams. It's a book series for kids.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure if your girls would have had them,
Speaker 6: but what they do. There are a series of books
Speaker 6: that focus on the lives of famous people, men and women.
Speaker 6: So they've done Coco Chanel and David Attenborough.
Speaker 5: There's a great boom Day Murder.
Speaker 6: No not Dame Murdoch.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, that's a show.
Speaker 4: I think it's I'm going to make that one this
Speaker 4: weekend in printer off Monthay's a BDF.
Speaker 6: These are brilliant and they're about eight bucks at the
Speaker 6: moment it came out and.
Speaker 5: There we go, Here we go, where we were going?
Speaker 6: Books cameut eight bucks and they're beautiful.
Speaker 5: They So what have you got for Audie?
Speaker 6: So she's got Coco Chanell, She's got Audrey Hepburn, David
Speaker 6: Bowie him Jane Austen is another one. So these are
Speaker 6: brilliant and parents will love reading them as well.
Speaker 4: This is a great idea. Honestly, mums and dads are
Speaker 4: looking for anything they can do at the moment to
Speaker 4: keep the kids occupying, off their devices and off TV Screenze.
Speaker 5: What's it called again?
Speaker 6: It is people big dreams, awesome and they're cheap. Camer
Speaker 6: A lot of the independent bookstores will.
Speaker 4: Happen, but you'll do anything there over like nineteen ninety nine,
Speaker 4: if I won like the Powerable, I go in there
Speaker 4: and go what can I get for one thousand dollars?
Speaker 5: So I take the store, take an aisle, in fact.
Speaker 6: Take the whole store. Literally, my second one. I've checked
Speaker 6: out Will Ferrell's latest offering, Eurovision.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that good?
Speaker 5: I've got a different take to you. You go, this
Speaker 5: is your This is your Round.
Speaker 6: Through the eyes of a nine year old. Okay, so
Speaker 6: it is a bit zany Rachel McAdams. He plays opposite
Speaker 6: Piers Bros.
Speaker 5: Like Zaney humor.
Speaker 4: By the way, I haven't heard that, heard that great
Speaker 4: thirty years of radio whoa wacky and zany entertainer.
Speaker 3: I often type in zany movies into Google and see
Speaker 3: how it comes up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what Eurovision is though, isn't it? It is zany.
Speaker 6: So the costumes are brilliant. Audrey loved it. It was
Speaker 6: a nice movie to watch as a family. I won't
Speaker 6: say it's got a very strong plot line, but we
Speaker 6: thought it was a bit of fun.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: It's got it ninely, it's got Will ferre and it's
Speaker 4: got it's got former James Bond pas Brosson's he.
Speaker 6: Plays his dad. He's quite good in it. Don't you think?
Speaker 5: I gave up after about eighteen minutes?
Speaker 4: And I I know Will Ferro was the funniest man
Speaker 4: in the world. That is not his best movie.
Speaker 5: It is terrible.
Speaker 6: I'll stop.
Speaker 5: Sure eight year old is going to love that.
Speaker 6: She loved it.
Speaker 5: She thought it was a break from reading about Dame Murdoch.
Speaker 5: You know, breaks it up a bit.
Speaker 6: The third one, I want to do some cooking. I
Speaker 6: made this beautiful recipe last night, pulled nachos in the
Speaker 6: slow cooker that you got me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Normally US common people call them nacho's, but nachos I would.
Speaker 3: Call him nachos.
Speaker 5: N A C H S. Why are you putting an
Speaker 5: R in there?
Speaker 3: Choo?
Speaker 6: Do you say dance or dance?
Speaker 5: No, I say dance, I don't put Yeah, well you
Speaker 5: would do if you do the same with odd shows.
Speaker 6: Anyway, this is easy. We'll put the recipe up on
Speaker 6: our website. It's just you get a lovely bit of
Speaker 6: rolled pork, whack it in your slow cooker, give it
Speaker 6: a message with some taco seasoning.
Speaker 4: Plump and put some lang lang like some candles. Turn
Speaker 4: it into a date night for that Paul pork. Yeah,
Speaker 4: give it a nice massage or ten tents.
Speaker 6: At the moment you dump a bottle of gin no
Speaker 6: chunky sells the sauce.
Speaker 7: Oh love.
Speaker 6: Put it on slow for six to seven Gorgeous makes
Speaker 6: the house smell divine. Had that last night.
Speaker 4: With Delicious Narcos are ready, We're being back. We'll find
Speaker 4: out what is getting the double thumbs up from Jackpost.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're doing Double thumbs Up Friday. We talk about the
Speaker 4: things we're into at the moment. Everything we talk about.
Speaker 4: If you want to find out what Pats was talking about.
Speaker 4: Those kids books or that pooled pork recipe, we'll put
Speaker 4: them up on our Facebook page, on Instagram page as well.
Speaker 4: Whatever you're into, you'll find us there under The Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell Show.
Speaker 5: Jackie Boy, what's it for you this week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a great one. And I've been telling
Speaker 3: everybody about this because I can't believe I'd never heard
Speaker 3: of it before. It's called Alone, It's on SBS on demand.
Speaker 3: It is essentially Survivor, but real faired income Survivor. What
Speaker 3: they do is get ten contestants. They send them into
Speaker 3: the Patagonian wilderness on their own, separately, in all their
Speaker 3: own separate camps. They don't send the cameramen with them.
Speaker 3: They have to film, set up go pros and film
Speaker 3: themselves and the winner is simply just who can live
Speaker 3: in the wilderness on their own and survive the longest.
Speaker 3: Whoever stays the most amount of days wins five hundred
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are your big thanks this? You mentioned this the
Speaker 4: other day, Jack, not on air, just when we were
Speaker 4: talking about what you know. I asked you if you've
Speaker 4: got anything good at the moment, and I've seen the
Speaker 4: first three this week.
Speaker 5: Loved it, love it.
Speaker 3: Ohazon, you just fall into that mode of like, how
Speaker 3: would I fare? How many days do you reckon? You
Speaker 3: would do in the wilderness on your own?
Speaker 5: It's shocking, isn't it. I think I'll be done after
Speaker 5: of ours.
Speaker 4: I don't actually I don't want that half a million
Speaker 4: because the big prize.
Speaker 5: It's half a million they get to catch. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: they're probably there's.
Speaker 4: Some interesting characters there, and it is a reality show,
Speaker 4: but it's not your ott kind of heavily scripted type cosh.
Speaker 4: There's some really interesting characters there as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it. It's very very good.
Speaker 3: They all get ten items. They can choose ten items
Speaker 3: that they can take with them into the bush, and
Speaker 3: that's all they get. Everything else like food. They got
Speaker 3: to figure out how to catch fier short catch.
Speaker 4: One of them has got like a giant six foot acts.
Speaker 4: I mean he's cheating. I mean he wanders into any legs.
Speaker 4: I was chopping up fish. He said goodbye to his
Speaker 4: daughter and they went, I'm just going to get on
Speaker 4: the plane now thinking with the axe head locker. Excuse me,
Speaker 4: I just ramed this, and it's a six foot axe.
Speaker 4: It's really really good show. It's really good.
Speaker 3: I've binge the whole whole thing on SBS on demand.
Speaker 5: And so you know who wins?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a hairy guy from Canada. It does
Speaker 4: dry walling.
Speaker 5: Is it him? If I was betting, right, I put
Speaker 5: money on it. Is it him?
Speaker 3: Greg is unfortunately not the winner.
Speaker 5: It's not the lady who is. I'm telling about that?
Speaker 5: Google it now. It's awful. All right, Jack? What else
Speaker 5: you've got?
Speaker 3: My ongoing love of jelly continues, and thank you to
Speaker 3: all the people, all the adults who have reached out
Speaker 3: in support and said yes, as an adult, I ate
Speaker 3: Jelly as well. There's way more in Melbourne than you
Speaker 3: think there are. I tried the port wine flavor last night.
Speaker 3: It's my new favorite flavor.
Speaker 5: Oh you like it?
Speaker 3: Oh it's my favorite. Yeah, So now I've got I'm
Speaker 3: going to get through the blue bubble, the strawberry, the orange,
Speaker 3: and next time.
Speaker 5: We're all very jealous.
Speaker 6: Hey have you tried doing I do traffic light Jelly's
Speaker 6: jack Where you do you set different colors?
Speaker 5: Drug thing?
Speaker 4: I've told you before about bringing that part of this staff.
Speaker 4: The we don only hear about the traffic. I think
Speaker 4: Keith Riches used to do that in the dark days. Okay, wait,
Speaker 4: I'm interested. So you set one fully and then set
Speaker 4: another one on top of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I do them for a light color.
Speaker 3: But I mean the patience you have though, waiting the
Speaker 3: four hours for just one to sit is too long
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 5: We don't wait. Do something else in front of the.
Speaker 4: Opening, close, open the closet, getting a tan. I keep
Speaker 4: holding closing this fridge door.
Speaker 3: You ain't just staying behind me. I'll only take longer
Speaker 3: if you watch it.
Speaker 4: I watched Fridge Never Chills Christian O'Connell show podcast Shubble
Speaker 4: thumbs Up Friday. So we've heard from Jackie Boye and
Speaker 4: from Patsy all the things you talk about every Friday
Speaker 4: on this. If you're ever interested, I hope people are
Speaker 4: otherwise what a waste of offer now and everyone's life
Speaker 4: us just droning on and I like this, And is
Speaker 4: anyone writing this down?
Speaker 5: Do you remember me on the radio years ago? I
Speaker 5: just give you time to get a pen.
Speaker 4: At the start of this cent wait in mind if
Speaker 4: you had to get a pin. Okay, that post office
Speaker 4: box number again? Is so the things that I'm into
Speaker 4: over the last couple of weeks. What if I enjoy
Speaker 4: for double thumbs up Friday? Great thing on Netflix. There's
Speaker 4: a Hollywood actor it's been in loads of movies over
Speaker 4: the years called Bill Pullman, great legend.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 4: He is the star, an absolute star in this new
Speaker 4: They've done three seasons of it and it is called
Speaker 4: The Sinner, and it's a really really smart, unusual thriller,
Speaker 4: detective thriller. He's amazing. If he doesn't win a load
Speaker 4: of awards next year, it's an incredible It's a masterclass
Speaker 4: in acting. You know, sometimes you're watching someone and you
Speaker 4: know it's an actor, but you get lost in their
Speaker 4: very very three dimensional performance. He's incredible in it. The
Speaker 4: whole cast are very very good as well. Do we
Speaker 4: remember Jessica Bill big star years ago? She exec producer.
Speaker 4: She's the co star in the first season, then the
Speaker 4: exec producer of the next two. It's brilliant. Can't recommend
Speaker 4: that enough. That's on Netflix, on Amazon Prime. Reese Witherspoon
Speaker 4: is doing her best work at the moment, isn't she
Speaker 4: as an actress and a producer now as well?
Speaker 5: Little fires everywhere.
Speaker 6: You would love that part to get on that.
Speaker 5: Oh that is great, absolutely outstanding.
Speaker 4: And then if you I'm supposed to be working on
Speaker 4: something at the moment, and I keep finding various things
Speaker 4: to avoid working on it. Latest one is called windows swap.
Speaker 4: You go to a website. Every about five seconds, you
Speaker 4: get a brand new view of a window somewhere in
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 3: Yes, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you might so lie. Yesterday I was looking.
Speaker 4: I started off with Vincenzo. He was in Italy, just
Speaker 4: looking out his window.
Speaker 3: Well, people send up set up their own personal webcam.
Speaker 4: It's not Yeah, all you get is about ten seconds
Speaker 4: of it and it flips to another one anywhere in
Speaker 4: the world. So you can be going for somewhere in England,
Speaker 4: then you're off to Italy. So someone's filmed just a
Speaker 4: view out of their window. I'm actually gonna put our
Speaker 4: one out at the studio here.
Speaker 3: I'm on it now.
Speaker 5: I mean ways, yeah, there you go. Window swap. It's gentle.
Speaker 4: It's just an easy way for a couple of minutes
Speaker 4: as we can't move at the moment. But thanks to
Speaker 4: this sight, you go all over the world. But they're
Speaker 4: not like stunning views. Some of them are quite hum drum.
Speaker 4: But it's like just an every day Sometimes you're just
Speaker 4: looking outside someone's kitchen window.
Speaker 3: I reckon, there's there's levels of procrastination and you've reached
Speaker 3: a new one.
Speaker 5: It's a new low. All right.
Speaker 4: Then, everything we've talked about up on our Facebook page,
Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connell show also the same place to find
Speaker 4: us on Instagram as.
Speaker 2: Well the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian The Little People, Big Dreams Books. They're great, perhaps
Speaker 4: he was talking about earlier. There is even a Bruce
Speaker 4: Lee one. Yes, a right, Christian. I've just started watching
Speaker 4: season seven of For a Loan that you and Chadwans
Speaker 4: talking about if anyone could actually lost one hundreundred days,
Speaker 4: because I think it's is it sixty days?
Speaker 5: Is the competition you've got to try?
Speaker 3: And no, what it's it's endless. So in the first
Speaker 3: season they got to.
Speaker 5: Come in me. They've been there twenty two years from now.
Speaker 3: It just depends if there's still two people out there,
Speaker 3: they'll go until there's only one left. So the first
Speaker 3: season lasted fifty five days. It was the longest to
Speaker 3: survive sixty five days. And then I won't tell you
Speaker 3: season three, the one we're watching Patagonia, because I'll leave
Speaker 3: it a surprise for you. I didn't know it went
Speaker 3: up to season seven though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, season seven, and actually by now season seven, if
Speaker 4: anyone could last one hundred days, they get a million dollars.
Speaker 5: Wow, I guess.
Speaker 4: Actually it is the because you know, it's the loneliness,
Speaker 4: isn't it. That would just do you win more than
Speaker 4: just the how hard it would be every single day
Speaker 4: living off the land, fending for yourself, if you've not
Speaker 4: grown up that way totally.
Speaker 3: They like they have these the people they choose as survivalists, so.
Speaker 4: That they even so survivors by choice, not necess they
Speaker 4: could still get in the car and go to the
Speaker 4: shops or a supermarket.
Speaker 5: You know, there is the survivors.
Speaker 4: When the TV camera crew come around to film that
Speaker 4: bit where they're pretending to be survivalless.
Speaker 5: Add in three or four days at Lifestyle, most of
Speaker 5: us going sod that. Right, that's it. I'm off to
Speaker 5: macas well.
Speaker 3: You've started watching it, you've seen that when the film
Speaker 3: crew comes around to their house and they're showing off,
Speaker 3: like their knife and they're throwing it at a tree
Speaker 3: to show how good they can throw it. They never
Speaker 3: throw a knife and an animal and catch it when
Speaker 3: they're out.
Speaker 4: There because they have about two hundred missus and the
Speaker 4: camera crew will go, look, it's nighttime, we'd better go now.
Speaker 5: Also, whenever I watch that show, do you get some cold?
Speaker 4: I have to like put a hoodie on her and
Speaker 4: thick socks because it's all outdoors in the orders, I
Speaker 4: start getting chili just watching it from the safe of
Speaker 4: my couch. Late and the TV show if you want
Speaker 4: to know that we're talking about excitedly is alone. It's
Speaker 4: on SBS. Great survival show, really really interesting. Actually all right,
Speaker 4: party your emails, Christian. Yesterday on the show you were
Speaker 4: talking about job bucks. I've worked for Cabrey like Jack's
Speaker 4: school friend. Every new product presentation we got to take
Speaker 4: the display home at the end. I also worked. The
Speaker 4: best one was I worked for a large pharmacy selling
Speaker 4: makeup and perfume. I had so much extra product it
Speaker 4: used to wash my dog in Davidoff cool water bath
Speaker 4: bombs that were one hundred and ten dollars of packet.
Speaker 5: I tell you what, all the dogs.
Speaker 4: In the park would have come for you that smell
Speaker 4: beautiful cool water david Off.
Speaker 5: I hope you call the yeah the dog David Off.
Speaker 4: My mum's bait and tackle shop used to get worms
Speaker 4: posted to them, usually packed with hundreds of Kinder Surprise
Speaker 4: chocolates as well, not packed in with the worms, so
Speaker 4: I hope that it's the same packaging box. But that's
Speaker 4: from Rock Sand. Christian took it at Rubbish Cars in Money.
Speaker 4: Of my dad's finest moments, we were getting a car.
Speaker 4: It's a very big deal. It's the first family car
Speaker 4: we ever owned. It wasn't brand new, but it was
Speaker 4: a lot better than the one we had, so it
Speaker 4: was the second one. My dad went to fetch it
Speaker 4: from the garage that he brought it from and we
Speaker 4: waited at home for him proudly return. We're all sat
Speaker 4: outside on the front deck waiting for Dad to turn
Speaker 4: up in his better car when he was getting close,
Speaker 4: and then we saw and pull in. As he drove
Speaker 4: into our street, excitedly, he went to beat the horn
Speaker 4: to signify his arrival. What it didn't know was that,
Speaker 4: for some unknown reason, the previous owner had fitted a
Speaker 4: Dixie horn. He washed the horn, waves the hand out
Speaker 4: of the window us and all of a sudden as Yeo.
Speaker 5: Blaring out his face immediately.
Speaker 4: Won't from smug pride to annoyance, then anger, then swearing.
Speaker 4: He pressed it again, thinking it was just an apparition,
Speaker 4: and it did it again, and we could hear him
Speaker 4: now swearing, what in God's name is this epping noise?
Speaker 5: The duke.
Speaker 4: He immediately did a three point turn in our street
Speaker 4: and headed back to the garage to have it sorted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess when test a used car, you don't
Speaker 3: use the horn.
Speaker 5: Matt. Thank you very much your email. Christian Latela Party.
Speaker 4: Yesterday on the show, I hers you all talking about microwaves.
Speaker 4: When when we first got our family microwave when I
Speaker 4: was a kid back in the mid eighties, my late
Speaker 4: dad was so freaked out about using it, thinking he'd
Speaker 4: get radiated by it. He'd turned it on from a
Speaker 4: safe distance with a big stick. They'd go into another room.
Speaker 4: Do you remember people then let the X rays do that,
Speaker 4: don't they where they go? You always think how dangerous
Speaker 4: is this? I've got to wear some iron vest and
Speaker 4: you're not even in the room with me. He'd run
Speaker 4: out into another room and wait until they'd finished. I
Speaker 4: remember once my dad waiting to the local electrical store
Speaker 4: to ask if they sold Geiger counters so we could
Speaker 4: measure the kitchen. Oh, come on, Adrel, this is too
Speaker 4: good now. And Christian, I know you don't snack genius
Speaker 4: later on today? Yeah, we are just after seven o'clock
Speaker 4: on the show. I've got a last minute suggestion for you.
Speaker 4: Get a digestive biscuit, top it with two or four
Speaker 4: marshmallows and pop it in the microwave. It's all about
Speaker 4: microwaves this week for about fifteen to twenty seconds until
Speaker 4: the marsh mallow fluffs up and males together is one,
Speaker 4: the four become one. Wait a little bit so you
Speaker 4: don't incinerate your mouth and enjoy the soft, gooey, fluffy,
Speaker 4: crunchy delights. Can that does sound very good?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: If you've got an email from the show Latela party
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: I said he clarified something that said on yesterday's show.
Speaker 5: They got me in trouble.
Speaker 4: Yesterday in the evening at home, I was talking about
Speaker 4: how one of my daughters appeared to have nodded off
Speaker 4: whilst we supposed to be homeschooling. Remember that on yesterday's show. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I got a a shlacking when I got in.
Speaker 5: Yes, teacher, listens to your show?
Speaker 3: What's helt for sleeping in the eleven?
Speaker 5: No? No, it turns out, Jack, that is not what
Speaker 5: I saw. She was resting her eyes. Jack.
Speaker 4: And the reason why they were watching Hunger Games so
Speaker 4: educational reason. It's a movie that's about the themes of
Speaker 4: bravery amongst many other themes. Other people wondering, yes they were,
Speaker 4: would they be what ching Hunger Games? And that is why. So, Patsy,
Speaker 4: how was homescoring for you yesterday?
Speaker 6: I embarrassed out nine year old. She insisted that I
Speaker 6: come in while she do her math's lesson for a
Speaker 6: bit of support and.
Speaker 4: Help or did she think that you might need to
Speaker 4: hear some of the basics it's a vision, mum, you
Speaker 4: know how you are with it, not even at the
Speaker 4: long hand stuff, the long form.
Speaker 6: So I prop myself up on her bed. And then
Speaker 6: they went to literature, and missus Ben's is reading Charlie
Speaker 6: and the Chocolate Factory to the kids at the moment,
Speaker 6: which is one of my favorite novels. And the sun
Speaker 6: was beaming through the window, and it was so lovely
Speaker 6: and warm, and I happened to not off like a cat,
Speaker 6: like a cat in the sun.
Speaker 5: To get in the rays of that sun. They go.
Speaker 4: They're like solar animals. It's the opposite son of the
Speaker 4: deep power in the sun.
Speaker 6: Anyway, Audrey reckons, I was snoring, but I don't believe that.
Speaker 6: And everyone saw me on teams apparently, Wow, what a.
Speaker 5: Look your mom spark out Catching.
Speaker 6: Flies, shining moment.
Speaker 5: My favorite novels, there's charting the Chocolate Factory.
Speaker 6: Anyway, today we've got a fifteen minute window. We've got
Speaker 6: to go and get the stuff out of her locker
Speaker 6: from school. Like it's a big operation. It's like a
Speaker 6: covert operation. So we need a letter from the school,
Speaker 6: which is in a regional area to get through the roadblock.
Speaker 6: She's got an appointment at two o'clock.
Speaker 5: Have you actually got roadblocks there?
Speaker 6: Yeah, because she's in backus marsh. Oh right, so that's classified,
Speaker 6: is yeah.
Speaker 4: And she's at that classified sort of institution in this
Speaker 4: as well, that military academy you've got her in. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's like Hannah, I've seen that movie You and Chress
Speaker 4: trainer out there in the wild. She'd went alone, she'd
Speaker 4: do a year out there alone.
Speaker 6: Anyway. So we've got to get there and then a
Speaker 6: chaperone car. I'm not allowed on the school grounds, which
Speaker 6: is that's just a different story.
Speaker 4: That's the last time after that mom fight, you hosted
Speaker 4: ten moms center only one mom just had three heads
Speaker 4: of other mums that try to take you on.
Speaker 6: On sticks out of crave mom. And so a teacher
Speaker 6: comes out and meets towards. She goes in for fifteen minutes,
Speaker 6: gets what she needs her textbooks and stuff, and then
Speaker 6: we get in the car and go home.
Speaker 5: God, it's all so intense, is it strange?
Speaker 6: Years it's really weird. Like one point last night, I'm
Speaker 6: thinking that's really strange, Like I need a letter for that,
Speaker 6: and then a letter for the roadblock, And it's just
Speaker 6: a different way.
Speaker 4: Of life, be honest, because obviously you've got this downloaded
Speaker 4: letter now so you get like some free pass today?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 5: Are you just doing that trip? Well?
Speaker 6: I did ask the Love God last night. I said,
Speaker 6: what is the rule around that situation? No?
Speaker 5: Not came Fergus and player here we come. Yeah, Bakery
Speaker 5: Baker's Delight.
Speaker 6: Yeah, can I do that? While I get in strife,
Speaker 6: I'm not meant to do that. I'm actually honestly not sure.
Speaker 5: Of course you can't.
Speaker 6: You can't write, well, I won't. I'll do the right thing.
Speaker 5: No, absolutely not know. I mean you can't.
Speaker 4: We're not meant to be going out of our own
Speaker 4: suburb unless it's for one of those four reasons. Is
Speaker 4: it for work or essentials? And I don't think going
Speaker 4: to the Baker's Delight is considered anyone's idea in essential
Speaker 4: stock up on a class.
Speaker 6: I can go through macas though. Yeah in the car
Speaker 6: NOA just throwing.
Speaker 5: It out, No, no you can't.
Speaker 4: All right, we've got the latest news and sport on
Speaker 4: the way, and then Shane Crawford is going to be
Speaker 4: joining us, and as always we get Crawf on our
Speaker 4: supposed footy correspondent it's always a wild ride. Today only
Speaker 4: he's combining the trim peaks. Today he's talking about footie
Speaker 4: and there's a lot to talk about and obviously what's
Speaker 4: going up in Queensland and or so he's going to
Speaker 4: be because Jack is he's at home, he's down the line.
Speaker 4: Who's normally our tester for your snack genius recipes. Crawf
Speaker 4: is going to be doing that as well. But the
Speaker 4: big thing we need to talk about is last time
Speaker 4: we had him on, he was making his case for
Speaker 4: Perth to host the Grand Final. Have listened to this.
Speaker 7: I don't think Victoria deserves a Grand faw, why not,
Speaker 7: you know, go over and play the Grand Final at
Speaker 7: Optic Stadium in Perth, you know where they can have
Speaker 7: sixty thousand. It would go off.
Speaker 4: Then this week you might have heard crawl making the
Speaker 4: case for totally different side of Australia Queensland.
Speaker 7: Queensland are going to probably have a team in the
Speaker 7: Grand Final. With the Brisbane Lions doing so well and
Speaker 7: they virtually have saved our game. I think they thoroughly
Speaker 7: deserve have a chance at having the Grand Final.
Speaker 5: Thank you Queensland. He's believe he per Queensland. What's his problem?
Speaker 3: Didn't mind? Quicker than lockdown.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connor show.
Speaker 4: All right, So joining us this morning is our footy correspondent.
Speaker 4: Shane Crawford is back.
Speaker 7: Craw are great to be here, Christian, Hello everyone, Hello
Speaker 7: Jack Hope you go Yeah.
Speaker 3: Some good thanks.
Speaker 4: He's taking your seat, Jack in the studio. He went
Speaker 4: straight in for it, mate, white line fever. He's got
Speaker 4: the postman's microphone everything.
Speaker 7: Yep, I'm on, I'm ready And what would you like
Speaker 7: me to do?
Speaker 5: You know? I know normally maybe was in the title
Speaker 5: of correspondent.
Speaker 7: Collywood had a good win, well done, and Geelong lost tonight.
Speaker 7: Who's playing? Not sure? No incident and Jack's team are
Speaker 7: playing tonight the Dogs, which would be a good game,
Speaker 7: and your mob the Mighty D's. The Hawk went up
Speaker 7: against the Hawks who are a touch offing the ball
Speaker 7: so well, too slow.
Speaker 5: I need to be afraid I need a game. Last
Speaker 5: weekend a touch off.
Speaker 7: Well, they did play the Pies, and I think the
Speaker 7: Pies are the best team going around, so they need
Speaker 7: they need to have a bit of dash and deer
Speaker 7: when they play the D's got to be brave.
Speaker 5: I reckon we is that a footy term? Is it
Speaker 5: dash and dere? What have we gone back to the
Speaker 5: nineteen forties?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Not really, and he come out of these now with
Speaker 5: some dash and dere.
Speaker 7: Dashing deer through the middle, very well played. I think
Speaker 7: we should have a little wager, like, not not money
Speaker 7: or anything, but just I've had it.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't take off this year. The year you're having
Speaker 5: it will be actually crawl with it. You're only ear
Speaker 5: through job keeper.
Speaker 7: Actually, do you know what what am I doing versus
Speaker 7: just handing myself over to you and you do anything
Speaker 7: to me anyway? You just go, Okay, what do you
Speaker 7: want to do with him this week?
Speaker 5: But this is what we do.
Speaker 7: We'll give him eat this.
Speaker 5: This is the thing we need to cover off with you.
Speaker 4: Is you know a couple of weeks ago you said
Speaker 4: this on the show about the Grand Final. You wanted
Speaker 4: to take it from the heart of Victoria, the g.
Speaker 7: I don't think Victoria deserves a Grand far why not,
Speaker 7: you know, go over and play the Grand Final at
Speaker 7: Opter Stadium in Perth, you know where they can have
Speaker 7: sixty thousand. It would go off.
Speaker 5: And then this week he moved to a different part
Speaker 5: of Australia.
Speaker 7: Queensland probably have a team in the Grand Final with
Speaker 7: the Brisbane lines doing so well, and they virtually have
Speaker 7: saved our game. I think they thoroughly deserve a chance
Speaker 7: at having the Grand Final.
Speaker 5: Thank you Queensland, You're unbelievable. So they obviously offered you
Speaker 5: some money. Did they more than Perth?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: Do you know what I've thought about? It a great deal.
Speaker 7: I think South Australia deserves.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 7: I was on the Today Show and they said what
Speaker 7: about Queensland. I said, yeah, they've saved the game, They've
Speaker 7: done everything to keep it alive. Why don't they deserve,
Speaker 7: you know, an AFL Grand Final. Back when we spoke
Speaker 7: about Perth in South Australia, I didn't even consider Queensland.
Speaker 7: I just thought, no, you probably wouldn't have the Grand
Speaker 7: Final there. But when you think about.
Speaker 5: Things, espressure of the last couple of weeks, a.
Speaker 7: Great game alive. Without Queensland, we'd have no AFL. And
Speaker 7: that was actually I said that on the Today Show.
Speaker 7: I said, you know, Queensland's beautiful, amazing. Whether they've saved
Speaker 7: the game, it's incredible. The only disappointing thing is Carl
Speaker 7: Stefanovic and he wasn't happy when I actually said that
Speaker 7: live on TV, so he hasn't returned my calls as
Speaker 7: a matter of fact, they said, don't come next week.
Speaker 4: And so the other thing I read yesterday as will Cruelf,
Speaker 4: is that from the end of this month, I think
Speaker 4: it's like Wednesday, the twenty seventh of July, twenty seventh,
Speaker 4: twenty ninth, whatever's that last Wednesday July. For then nineteen
Speaker 4: consecutive days, there's going to be non stop footy as
Speaker 4: they do three rounds back to back on smaller sports.
Speaker 7: So if you love AFL football, you're going to get
Speaker 7: it every day. You're going to get it that night.
Speaker 7: You know, some people might have three matches on the
Speaker 7: one day. I think it's what is it, ten weeks,
Speaker 7: one hundred games they're going to cram in. So yes,
Speaker 7: we're going to be saturated with AFL football. It's going
Speaker 7: to be real short turnarounds, which is not ideal because
Speaker 7: the game takes a great deal out of you physically,
Speaker 7: so you know, four day turnarounds which will really test
Speaker 7: the players from a recovery point of view. But they
Speaker 7: want it. They're in their hubs at the moment.
Speaker 5: How are they getting on? What do you know about?
Speaker 5: How are they coping that? You know what?
Speaker 7: Life must be really tough for them. You know the
Speaker 7: five star hotels, they've got golf courses where they can
Speaker 7: roam free. They're allowed to go down to the beaches,
Speaker 7: they're allowed to have coffee, they mix with other football
Speaker 7: clubs and you know their families have been flown in.
Speaker 7: So they're doing it.
Speaker 4: Really when you package that up like that, actually yelled
Speaker 4: with let's just jealousis.
Speaker 7: They're not complaining? You know, they're getting on with it.
Speaker 7: But initially when I heard some complaints, I'm like, do
Speaker 7: you know what, you just got to get on with it.
Speaker 7: You may stay there from more.
Speaker 5: People are having it away, having it genuinely really hard.
Speaker 7: We are all in lockdown here and it is minus too.
Speaker 7: You get out of your car and you're like, what,
Speaker 7: she's chilly?
Speaker 5: So it's not minus two?
Speaker 7: Is where I live.
Speaker 5: I live in the d Knots and I tell you
Speaker 5: what it was.
Speaker 7: It was snowing this morning.
Speaker 5: When I left.
Speaker 7: I'm like, gee, do I get the toboggan out? No,
Speaker 7: I'll go to the Christian O'Connor. Hey, I want to
Speaker 7: get back to the Melbourne match. Because Melbourne Hawks. I've
Speaker 7: got an idea. I think, okay, if if your team
Speaker 7: happen to win, I'm happy to job in a nice bath,
Speaker 7: and not necessarily a bath. We may get a green
Speaker 7: weely bit or what we'll fill it with nice ice,
Speaker 7: cold water and lots of ice.
Speaker 5: Bless him. I mean, he's still pitching the ideas that
Speaker 5: have stink of the you're in the.
Speaker 4: Cares about whether one of us is getting in a
Speaker 4: bin or not.
Speaker 7: Well, no, it would be freezing, and you know, we're
Speaker 7: sort of get ourselves into an old football mentality or
Speaker 7: we're going to do recovery.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 4: At times you resemble like remember your mate had that
Speaker 4: older brother who had no mates and he was desperate
Speaker 4: to sort of hang out.
Speaker 5: With your Hey, that was listen after this crawl has
Speaker 5: stebbing was a phrase? Be doing snack chee?
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 5: No, we're not getting into a bin together.
Speaker 2: Naked Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Time for this week's.
Speaker 7: Snacks Genius snack Strange food combinations.
Speaker 3: Ships in your ice cream, charcolate in your bacon.
Speaker 4: Okay this week because Jack boasters out of action after
Speaker 4: his operation.
Speaker 5: Have a nose job? It really is? Is it really?
Speaker 5: Look at that? Look on the photos on Instagram. It's shorter.
Speaker 3: It's an internal surgery craws I called. It's called a sceptoplasty.
Speaker 3: Ye for a deviated septum.
Speaker 5: Barry Manel, I've had one. Ben still is in a movie.
Speaker 7: I can't remember the movie, but it's very funny. And
Speaker 7: she had a deviated septum. He dumped her.
Speaker 5: Okay, so.
Speaker 8: Tell me more about that bin idea. All right, so
Speaker 8: I'm going to we get the idea, all right, Snack Genius.
Speaker 8: Every Friday we rotest some of your snack ideas. First,
Speaker 8: this morning, we have this.
Speaker 9: It's a cheesel with a little pickled onion in the middle,
Speaker 9: so it's like a cheese and onion chip, but with texture.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: That's Erica's idea for snack Genius that she calls the
Speaker 4: crying ring the crying ring because some people find them
Speaker 4: a little bit too sweet, the pickled onions. Right, Okay,
Speaker 4: So if you sanitize your hands.
Speaker 7: Yeah, of course, and my whole body actually.
Speaker 5: Just laugh it up.
Speaker 7: I got to the door, I took my clothes off,
Speaker 7: and I sanitized and then chuck them on. And now, okay,
Speaker 7: here we go. Got the cheesel and the pickledon.
Speaker 4: Okay, please move away, move away from the microphone. Please
Speaker 4: just put this on old No one needs to hear
Speaker 4: people eating.
Speaker 5: On the radio.
Speaker 4: Do you have both your hands in your pockets rummaging
Speaker 4: like that when you eat as well?
Speaker 5: You just let you up to something horrible site, Why
Speaker 5: are you.
Speaker 7: Picking on me?
Speaker 5: Snack genius?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that really has a beautiful sweet taste to it,
Speaker 7: because when I was looking at the pickled onion, I'm thinking, no,
Speaker 7: thank you. But the balance of both of them coming
Speaker 7: together and the freshness that hits your pal.
Speaker 5: Are you getting a bit of dashing there in there crawl?
Speaker 7: It gives a bit of dashing deer too before going
Speaker 7: down your throat. That definitely was snack genius. Congratulations, well on.
Speaker 5: Erica, snack genius.
Speaker 4: Then for the crying ring, which is a cheesel and
Speaker 4: a mini pickled onion up next.
Speaker 5: Then we have this one.
Speaker 3: You've got to get yourself a Macca's hash Brown, and
Speaker 3: you've got to order the strawberry jam with it, and
Speaker 3: spread the strawberry jam on the Macer's hash Brown and
Speaker 3: try that.
Speaker 5: Again, it's a high end quizzy.
Speaker 4: It's a Macca's hash brown with jam on toprawfas. Just
Speaker 4: get out of the little sash spread or I would
Speaker 4: say thick. You don't want to go too thin. There's
Speaker 4: nothing worse thinly spread jam.
Speaker 5: I reckon, this is going down right.
Speaker 4: And again when you eat, move away from the microphone,
Speaker 4: if you could do that.
Speaker 5: Taking his time with this one, guys, he's having a
Speaker 5: good old thing. Are you where we're on air? That
Speaker 5: took the big bie. Yeah, he's had half that hash brown.
Speaker 7: Snack genius another one, yes, yes, that's true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, very what are you getting there? Take what? Are
Speaker 5: you getting?
Speaker 7: A real sweet taste and obviously getting the hash brown
Speaker 7: which is always very nice and just a combination, especially
Speaker 7: if you've got a sweet tooth like me. That there
Speaker 7: is that's perfect breakfast.
Speaker 4: You get the it's all the phage major food groups.
Speaker 4: Do you get the fruit from the strawberry chap.
Speaker 7: The potato potato and the fried stuff which is apparently
Speaker 7: it's good for you these days. It's all changed.
Speaker 4: Stuff in so I was saying that gets so it's
Speaker 4: double it's double thumbs up.
Speaker 5: It's snack genius to both of those this week.
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, yeah. I wonder if Jack would have gone
Speaker 7: with two thumbs up. I reckon he would have I
Speaker 7: reckon he likes it.
Speaker 4: All right, Crawf tucks into that craft.
Speaker 5: What are your picks then this weekend?
Speaker 7: Then I'm tipping Hawthorne against Melboe who.
Speaker 5: No one is doing that, and waste what money you've
Speaker 5: got on that.
Speaker 7: I want to see this englishman in an ice bath.
Speaker 5: Agree, most nice, isn't it? And you got both hands
Speaker 5: in your pockets.
Speaker 7: No, the match tonight the Bombers who were going really well.
Speaker 7: Everyone has been saying, you know, where are they at?
Speaker 7: But they just keep winning. They're doing a great job
Speaker 7: up against the Bulldogs who are on the rebound. So
Speaker 7: I think that'll be a pretty good match.
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, Okay, we're come back after this.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Taking you back to school this morning. Who is the
Speaker 4: name the full name of the kid that you still remember.
Speaker 5: From school and why, Christian?
Speaker 4: I remember Megan O'Neill from the eighties because of her
Speaker 4: boiled egg sandwiches. She used to bring in a lot.
Speaker 4: Can handle the smell that's from Jimmy. Two names from
Speaker 4: me that I'll always remember. One is Martin Taylor. This
Speaker 4: guy was legend in our school year, Martin Taylor, because
Speaker 4: we were covering the Second World ward a history lesson
Speaker 4: once and we're talking about the death of Hitler, and
Speaker 4: our history teachers said, did any of us know how
Speaker 4: Hitler actually died? And Martin put his hand up straight away,
Speaker 4: which is all because he wasn't the sharpest kid in
Speaker 4: the year. It was certainly not in our history lesson.
Speaker 4: And the teacher was really surprised, you know when there
Speaker 4: was referred to you by your surname to be sarcastic.
Speaker 5: Ah, yes, mister O'Connell. Someone's share with the classes it anyway.
Speaker 4: Ah, mister Taylor's got the answer, has he? Mister Taylor?
Speaker 4: How did Hitler die? And this kid, Martin, I don't
Speaker 4: know what had been fed what family like, said that
Speaker 4: he thought he actually said that his granddad, Neil killed Hitler.
Speaker 4: I remember the whole class. The teacher was laughing so hard, right,
Speaker 4: he ketch on a he ketch on to get control
Speaker 4: of it. And then in the end he said, you
Speaker 4: can have to excuse me. He went off. He went off,
Speaker 4: walked outside in the corridor, just to try and recompose
Speaker 4: himself that one of the lads in his lesson is
Speaker 4: his granddad killed Hitler, Neil granddad Neil killed Hitler. And
Speaker 4: the other one is another kid called Phil Norman. Phil Norman.
Speaker 4: And I remember that kid because so we used to
Speaker 4: have these. I don't think you would have had them, Jack,
Speaker 4: because you're a bit younger than Patsy, and Patsy you
Speaker 4: would have had that jim of the old sort of
Speaker 4: school boards that teach us to pull down, yes, and
Speaker 4: they were just on a circular kind of thing like that,
Speaker 4: and then they'd get the the chalk rubber rub it
Speaker 4: off if it still had like another teacher's lesson on there,
Speaker 4: and they'd write something new on there. Anyway, this kid,
Speaker 4: he was a hero status at our school, Phil Norman.
Speaker 4: He wrote on there, mister Saul, that was our French teacher,
Speaker 4: smells off and then a really bad word for pooh rolled.
Speaker 5: It back up right. So we were like, he's grabbing
Speaker 5: mister Sal's coming. It's quite a stay of my school life.
Speaker 5: This mister so comes come. Nothing happened.
Speaker 4: So it takes ages about it must be about ten
Speaker 4: long minutes before he goes okay, class right, goes to
Speaker 4: put it down, turns around, doesn't see what we see,
Speaker 4: which is mister Saul smells off. We're laughing. He looks around, goes.
Speaker 5: He just loses it, just loses it.
Speaker 4: No one wants to it demands that we give over
Speaker 4: the name. We almost did, and I'm spot spot because
Speaker 4: no one wants to give up the identity of the
Speaker 4: legend that will always be Phil Norman.
Speaker 5: Jack. Do you remember from school.
Speaker 3: Yours the legendary ones mine are?
Speaker 5: Said?
Speaker 3: I remember the ones that broke my heart. Essentially, Zoe
Speaker 3: Harper was a girl I had a crush on. She
Speaker 3: gave everybody in the class a Christmas card. At the
Speaker 3: end of the year, all my friends Christmas cards were
Speaker 3: signed Love from Zoe, and I opened mind. It just
Speaker 3: said from Zoey.
Speaker 4: Right, listen, you're a music man, please put that to
Speaker 4: song that's like the greatest Springsteen song that's never been
Speaker 4: written from Zoey. Please, I'm going to commission you to
Speaker 4: make that song from Zoe that is so sad. Time
Speaker 4: of today's show is simply from Zoe.
Speaker 5: Oh Man, Jacob, how old are you? When you got
Speaker 5: the from Zoey? I would have been ten stays, though
Speaker 5: it stays.
Speaker 3: The other one that I remember is Daniel Rogers. I
Speaker 3: went over to his house to play and he told
Speaker 3: me I was jealous of all his toys. And I
Speaker 3: didn't know what jealous meant, but I knew that I
Speaker 3: knew something bad. And then for the rest, for the
Speaker 3: rest of the play date, there was just this weird energy.
Speaker 4: I see sometimes the way you look at all the
Speaker 4: buttons I have on my sign, I think you are
Speaker 4: jealous actually still to this day.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, let's take some of these calls then, so
Speaker 4: ask you the names of who do you still remember
Speaker 4: the full name a kid you went to school with?
Speaker 5: And why? Name? Four one four one oh four three Gerard,
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 1: Mate, how are you Christian house things?
Speaker 4: I'm good mate, How you've had a good week, Thanks
Speaker 4: for calling the show? So who do you remember from
Speaker 4: the school days?
Speaker 1: And why mate had a good maiden primary school? Which
Speaker 1: really good mate with net with now he turned from
Speaker 1: Benny to Benny Cleaver to because he was the man
Speaker 1: that decided that there was engraved six to climb the
Speaker 1: flag pole. Got in a bit of trouble, come down
Speaker 1: pretty quickly and got caught at the bottom. Lots of screaming,
Speaker 1: lots of bits and pieces were a small primary school,
Speaker 1: lots of people.
Speaker 5: Come running around, and the legend was born. We basically
Speaker 5: saw too much of Bennie.
Speaker 1: Basically, and then therefore that was the Benny Cleaver for
Speaker 1: Benny Clever.
Speaker 5: I get it now. The legend of Benny Cleaver was
Speaker 5: born in that moment.
Speaker 1: That is exactly right. And he hasn't improved much, but
Speaker 1: he's still Benny Cleaver.
Speaker 5: He's still right.
Speaker 4: And did he injure himself? Did he have to go
Speaker 4: to hospital or anything? From the flagpole bit of scent?
Speaker 1: He had several stitches. But you know, it's been great.
Speaker 1: Thinks you sort of don't really care about that sort
Speaker 1: of stuff.
Speaker 5: I think I would have done. I think I would
Speaker 5: have done a great six actually any great year, to
Speaker 5: be honest. But thank you very much. She called, I
Speaker 5: have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: No worries right ever, go one.
Speaker 5: Thank you bye, Kirby, Good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning Christians. So the name that is pointed for
Speaker 9: me is Peter lily White. He was my first kiss
Speaker 9: in high school and he contacted me last year and
Speaker 9: was a bit of a crease about it.
Speaker 5: So I've walked him. What's this on Facebook?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Facebook.
Speaker 4: Seems to be the number one place for those old
Speaker 4: exes to get back in touch with you all those
Speaker 4: years later, isn't it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it wasn't the next It was just my
Speaker 9: first kiss. It was a foeing like we never actually dated.
Speaker 5: So yeah, all right, Kirby, thank you very much and cool?
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Uh, Tracy, good morning, Hi, how are you. I'm good, Tracy.
Speaker 4: And so what's the name of the the person you
Speaker 4: still remember from school days?
Speaker 5: And why primary school?
Speaker 4: John Tracy?
Speaker 1: Because my name then was Tracy Wood.
Speaker 9: And everyone used to say, if John Tracy married Tracy Wood,
Speaker 9: she'd be Tracy Tracy.
Speaker 5: Great name, sounds like a rapper. All right, lovely Tracy,
Speaker 5: not Tracy. Thank you very much. She cool. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 5: that's right, Thank you, Tracy.
Speaker 4: Tracy bybian Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Today, July the seventeenth day,
Speaker 4: there's always important in our house. It's my eldest daughter.
Speaker 4: It's her birthday today. It's a really significant one for
Speaker 4: her and for us, kind of different shade to both
Speaker 4: of that fact that she turns sixteen which is an
Speaker 4: amazing age. Sixteen. She's in Australia. You know, we moved
Speaker 4: it two years ago and I got my blessings today.
Speaker 4: I'm w bested with two amazing daughters. But the eldest one, Ruby,
Speaker 4: turns sixteen today, and it is it is crazy how
Speaker 4: quick though. I remember my dad telling me the day
Speaker 4: I rang him to say no, it's a girl we're
Speaker 4: going to call a Ruby was like, son, your life
Speaker 4: from now on is going to go at twice hit
Speaker 4: speed before. And I was like, yeah, yeah, but it has.
Speaker 4: And I can't believe bangs suddenly I've got a sixteen
Speaker 4: year old daughter. But I'm lucky she's she's healthy and
Speaker 4: it's amazing. Today's a really really big day for us.
Speaker 4: I know it's an unusual time to a birthday in Lockdown,
Speaker 4: but we're still going to have an amazing day today.
Speaker 4: And so I'm going to play a song in a
Speaker 4: minute as well, which has always been kind of our song.
Speaker 4: I remember when her first year or two, I used
Speaker 4: to always used to play this song way out in
Speaker 4: John and she would giggle. And there's nothing better in
Speaker 4: life than hearing your kids laugh. Now it's sometimes tougher
Speaker 4: than it was when they were younger to get laughed
Speaker 4: something because they're teenagers, are they just going, oh so
Speaker 4: obvious dad, oh basic white dad. But back then it
Speaker 4: was just an innocent, pure laugh. So I'm going to
Speaker 4: play a song for a bump. Yesterday I was saying,
Speaker 4: you know, sixteen, I remember sixteen. It's such an exciting age.
Speaker 4: You build up to that age, don't you. It's in
Speaker 4: your mind, that's it.
Speaker 5: You know, that's it.
Speaker 4: You're kind of an adult, and you don't know that
Speaker 4: really you kind of are, but you're still not quite
Speaker 4: an adult, but anyway, and you might be building up
Speaker 4: for a one. I remember my sixteenth I remember vividly.
Speaker 4: I'd saved up half of it. My parents gave the
Speaker 4: other half, and I got a Mimma mats. We had motorbikes,
Speaker 4: these little gutless fifty c C motorbikes. You shouldn't really
Speaker 4: be allowed to call a fifty cc anything. It was
Speaker 4: a lawn mower in my mind, though. It made this noise.
Speaker 4: The noise when it got up to about fifty three
Speaker 4: kilometers now was the top speed, and that'd be down
Speaker 4: here when you I'd have my head on the tank
Speaker 4: with the helmet trying to get some airflow going.
Speaker 5: But in my mind I was easy ride to the
Speaker 5: noise coming from this gutless motorbike was it had five gears.
Speaker 5: They didn't do anything, but it did have five gears.
Speaker 3: You can easily get up to fifty k downhill on
Speaker 3: a pushbike.
Speaker 6: Dumb and dumber when they've got that little mo It
Speaker 6: wasn't quite there wasn't that.
Speaker 5: I think I've got a photo of it I found
Speaker 5: yesterday as well, with me on that bike. I love
Speaker 5: that bike. There was me in three and we thought
Speaker 5: we were it.
Speaker 4: I had to kind of aviator Tom cruise top gun
Speaker 4: glasses as well.
Speaker 5: Jack, What do you remember about being sweet sixteen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was trying to think and I was going
Speaker 3: through a big question.
Speaker 2: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 5: I remember getting.
Speaker 3: Usual allusions to and a big post rate axl rose
Speaker 3: that I put on my bedroom wall. It was only
Speaker 3: a few a few months before my sixteenth birthday that
Speaker 3: I saw on Rage late at night, and it was
Speaker 3: fifteen years after I was released. But I saw a
Speaker 3: sweet child of mine, and I couldn't.
Speaker 5: Believe what I've seen. For quite a while. Guns and
Speaker 5: roses were rock and roll.
Speaker 4: They just were that band more than any of the
Speaker 4: band Axel When there was weirdness and excentricities, then there
Speaker 4: were slash duff is he scrambling?
Speaker 5: What a band? Amazing songs as well.
Speaker 3: So for a period when I was sixteen, I went
Speaker 3: through a phase of wearing the Axel Rose headband.
Speaker 5: You were a Bandanna described the look. Describe the look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. Well, was as close as I could
Speaker 3: get to the red one of the weirs, and that's
Speaker 3: where child of Mine clip and I would because I
Speaker 3: had this big froy fizzy hair, I would try and
Speaker 3: squash it down flat like Axles was. It was a
Speaker 3: terrible look.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I have to confess here. So I was
Speaker 4: around about sixteen. This will be in nineteen eighty nine
Speaker 4: one Guns and Roses.
Speaker 5: This really work huge.
Speaker 4: I remember going to see them around about eighty nine
Speaker 4: or ninety at the old Wembley Stadium supported by nine
Speaker 4: inch Nails.
Speaker 5: And they're poison on the bill as well.
Speaker 4: There were three hours late to come on stage, and
Speaker 4: even though it was a night but there there are
Speaker 4: no phones then where you could find out what everything
Speaker 4: was going on.
Speaker 5: It still felt like to me, this is what rock
Speaker 5: and roll is.
Speaker 4: He should be late his Axl Rose Coad just knows
Speaker 4: what craziness he's getting up to you backstage, and they
Speaker 4: were in kind of up But Jack like.
Speaker 5: You for a couple of weeks, I wore a bandanner.
Speaker 3: Now, yes, right, did you have long hair at that stage?
Speaker 5: I've never had long hair, Jack, I just had big
Speaker 5: eighties hair. Right.
Speaker 4: Luckily there aren't too many photos around, but I curn
Speaker 4: in my mind there are darker moments where I just
Speaker 4: suddenly will gough.
Speaker 5: I row a bandana. No, not just that, Like Axel,
Speaker 5: I had a hooped earring. A hooped earring.
Speaker 4: I remember my dad when I used to walk out
Speaker 4: the house of that. Plus did I mention the cowboy
Speaker 4: boots as well?
Speaker 3: Wow, you really went for it. I was about to say,
Speaker 3: yours is better because at least yours was of the
Speaker 3: erea and no one's trying to do it in two
Speaker 3: thousand and three. But I think with the hooped earring
Speaker 3: and the cowboy boots, yours.
Speaker 5: Let's stress me from the feet upwards. Okay, cowboy boots.
Speaker 4: One of my mates had cowboy boosts, was spurs on
Speaker 4: that he wore our only once because.
Speaker 5: We were like spurs get them off.
Speaker 4: Many mates were just ruined your night out this bo
Speaker 4: Are you a cowboy? I had cowboy boots, those ripped
Speaker 4: five oh ones of those late eighties in the nineteen
Speaker 4: eighty nine, but we had to have them ripped. My
Speaker 4: dad couldn't understand when he caught me ripping a pair
Speaker 4: of brand new jeans one day, ripped five o ones.
Speaker 5: And then I, yeah, I had the leather.
Speaker 4: Jacket, biker's jacket that was two sizes too big for
Speaker 4: me they got from a second hand shop. And then
Speaker 4: an awful with that awful red axl roast bandada.
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't even have a leather jacket. I had
Speaker 3: a plever jacket.
Speaker 4: I used to wonder at the time why a girlfriend
Speaker 4: eluded me. Now I'm like that, that's evolution, Yeah, that
Speaker 4: is evolution. I didn't deserve to ruin any young girl's
Speaker 4: life by turning up like that on their doors. That
Speaker 4: was some smoky, oil drenched bike parked outside.
Speaker 3: And you think you look like Anthos, but you actually
Speaker 3: look like a child in costume.
Speaker 4: Saddy, I actually looked like I was going through some
Speaker 4: kind of illness or some kind of medical treats.
Speaker 2: Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Ruby O'Connell, my eldest daughter, who turned sixteen today. You'll
Speaker 4: have this, Patsy. It is strange.
Speaker 5: We've made this little sort of video to watch tonight.
Speaker 5: I was putting together the last couple days and Jamie
Speaker 5: does all our video on the show. He had to
Speaker 5: help me yesterday. Granddad's not all that.
Speaker 3: Weren't you just doing a slide show like photos?
Speaker 5: You say that I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 4: Well, I got seventy on photos from sixteen years right,
Speaker 4: and then I got a song and I didn't know
Speaker 4: what I needed.
Speaker 5: To do next.
Speaker 6: Jack Panel the radio show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that is only like four buttons I would
Speaker 4: he used here. If we're honest, you guys know that
Speaker 4: the rest of it's easy. You could do this half asleep,
Speaker 4: and often do. But no, they're making those slides shows,
Speaker 4: not that. When you go back and you get some
Speaker 4: of those videos and photos, when you have you ever
Speaker 4: done this, where you'll go that's a good one, your
Speaker 4: press play and you hear your dull lass voice underneath
Speaker 4: some lovely moment light well done?
Speaker 5: Rem Wait, that's what who's that dullard? That's me? How
Speaker 5: could anyone listen to that guy on the radio and
Speaker 5: notice that you hear this a lot heavy breathing. The
Speaker 5: videos mar By all your wife are going zoom in
Speaker 5: on Sports Day. I am, I am, I've seen what
Speaker 5: I see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was something about the cam quarters where everybody
Speaker 3: thought you had to narrate everything that was happening.
Speaker 5: That's what the first five years.
Speaker 4: All it is is the old and that slow zoom
Speaker 4: and then panning back out just because you'd pay for
Speaker 4: that extra functions. I mean, zoom out. Wait, that's not
Speaker 4: even my kid zoom and you're right here is the
Speaker 4: time is night and some of them.
Speaker 5: Maybe going do a time chack.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm on the radio three twenty Sports Day, Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 5: Don't need that in the video, don't need any anyway.
Speaker 4: Happy sixteenth, Ruby, I love you. You crack my heart
Speaker 4: wide open sixteen years ago and you still do every day.
Speaker 4: An amazing day for you. Have a love you day
Speaker 4: and I'll see you later on today for all your presents.
Speaker 4: What do you remember about being sixteen, Patsy?
Speaker 6: I remember I was allowed to go and have my
Speaker 6: first spiral perm because I desperately wanted to look like Kylie.
Speaker 6: Minogov neighbors don't.
Speaker 1: Love to Jack.
Speaker 3: My mom, which was the same in the eighties, all
Speaker 3: the photos of me as a kid and when they
Speaker 3: got married, was that spiral film.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was kind of like used to be iced
Speaker 5: told be so lucky, Ira Kylie. Wasn't it that tight type?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the spiral perm and Jack still rocks that look
Speaker 4: to this day, and to be fair, he pulls it off.
Speaker 6: But I look back at photos and I think, oh
Speaker 6: my goodness, what was I thinking? It was like nearer
Speaker 6: nearer to God the better. With the hair, it was
Speaker 6: just massive, big fro.
Speaker 5: Everyone looked like that.
Speaker 4: Do you remember Nicole Kidman sort of had that look
Speaker 4: as well around BMX bandits as well. You know, we
Speaker 4: have to do a phone in next week about you know,
Speaker 4: Jack and I going for the bandanna and then me
Speaker 4: unnecessarily rocking cowboy.
Speaker 5: Boots for a very short period as well.
Speaker 4: About those fashion trends that you did when you were
Speaker 4: You thought you looked great, and you look back now
Speaker 4: you're what.
Speaker 5: Was I thinking?
Speaker 4: Why did my my parents must have been laughing their
Speaker 4: asses like John Wayne with cowboy boots and a bandanna
Speaker 4: because you.
Speaker 3: Were so bold back then. I mean I went through,
Speaker 3: so it should be.
Speaker 5: I'm glad that is, you know.
Speaker 4: I feel so with my kids now because they're scared
Speaker 4: these days in Instagram mode, you know a world, and
Speaker 4: that I've putting a foot out of place in doing
Speaker 4: anything that could be labeled weird or anything.
Speaker 5: Aren't you glad you did all of that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: Seriously.
Speaker 4: Imagine now if I walked in one day with a
Speaker 4: bandanna on cowboy boots and just made out it was
Speaker 4: no big deal.
Speaker 5: We think he's having some kind of breakdown.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, we're talking about what do
Speaker 4: you remember about turning sixteen? My eldest daughter turned sixteen today.
Speaker 4: Anthony texted this, and how amazing is this? Listen to this, guys.
Speaker 4: I saw properly for the first time of my life
Speaker 4: when I turned sixteen after being born with fully developed
Speaker 4: cataracts in both eyes.
Speaker 5: That's the man. Oh wow, imagine suddenly being able to
Speaker 5: have twenty twenty vision and what that must have actually
Speaker 5: been like? All right? Today? Is that word time wastter?
Speaker 4: Lockdown two? I saw it was trending yesterday. Lockdown two,
Speaker 4: which feels like a movie.
Speaker 5: Sequel but without a name.
Speaker 4: So today's time waster for all of us in Lockdown
Speaker 4: is Lockdown to the movie sequel what would it be called?
Speaker 4: Which was a rio as What's more, provided a Bee
Speaker 4: with some extra information before we get into anything strange.
Speaker 4: Google searches that spiked during the last seven days of Lockdown, partner,
Speaker 4: does Corona Beer give you a coronavirus?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 5: Seriously, that has gone up nine and fifty two percent.
Speaker 4: I'm getting it from a beer. I feel sorry for
Speaker 4: the Corona Beer Corporation. It's a nice drink. Toilet paper
Speaker 4: substitute that's gone up one thousand and six.
Speaker 3: Toilet paper off the shells again.
Speaker 4: I think there was a brief bit where it started.
Speaker 4: Now Bozo started panicking, how to turn water into wine?
Speaker 4: How to print money? Brady, who's won the improvactors?
Speaker 2: On?
Speaker 5: Whose line?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 5: Anyway? Listen to this?
Speaker 4: Got stuck quarantining with his ex wife and her new
Speaker 4: boyfriend during the America's first Lockdown?
Speaker 5: No way, How awkward that would be stuck in there together?
Speaker 5: Oh awful? All right? Then, okay, Lockdown too the movie sequel.
Speaker 4: All right, I've got Lockdown two, Lockdown too, Little Men
Speaker 4: and a Lady Lockdown two little Men and a Lady
Speaker 4: Lockdown to Nabby.
Speaker 3: Silver.
Speaker 4: It's set in anyway, stand one point five meters by me. Gold,
Speaker 4: Lockdown too, zoom with a view, Gold coming into it. Now,
Speaker 4: get my stride on now Lockdown two. When Harry met Nobody,
Speaker 4: Nobody you stay in silver. Ah, but Dan Andrews approved
Speaker 4: that when he loved it, locked Lockdown too, the man
Speaker 4: in the homemade mask.
Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: End with that one, Jackie boy, what have you got?
Speaker 3: Lockdown to Lockdown too? No weddings in a funeral.
Speaker 5: Oh that's sun, very good Gold.
Speaker 3: Lockdown two distancing Miss Daisy.
Speaker 5: Very good, very good. Yeah. Also gold.
Speaker 3: And give this one a second. I think you'll at
Speaker 3: the start.
Speaker 5: Let it seep in, okay, please, we'll see pitch coming.
Speaker 3: Lockdown too. Indrious bastards because they're always indoors.
Speaker 5: But endorious.
Speaker 6: It's not a word.
Speaker 3: Jack I was desperate to get Quentin Tarantino one because
Speaker 3: I wouldn't go.
Speaker 5: I'm giving ten seconds. No, it made me chuckle. It's
Speaker 5: a silver.
Speaker 3: Endorious Bastards by of course, by director Quentin Quarantino.
Speaker 5: Oh now it presented like that, you get it's upgrading
Speaker 5: to a gold, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Christian Connell Show podcast,