1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, it's time for Chelnsey and Amanda's cutting room 2 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 1: for the yeah yeah Chahnsea and Amanda's. 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 2: Cutting room for. 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, cutting room for Hey, hey, hey, you 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: ready for more? Get ready? Everybody? Here is some more 6 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:26,080 Speaker 1: Chauncey and Amanda's cutting something that fell onto the cutting 7 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: room floor today. And there's a lot of a lot 8 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: of hype about the Oasis boys getting back together. 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,519 Speaker 2: Hey, I arid today that they've sold two one hundred 10 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 2: million dollars worth of tickets. 11 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 3: Whoa, that's a lot of tea. 12 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 2: I'm just trying to do insights. 13 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 3: How many How many shows is that they're doing? Seventeen shows? 14 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,599 Speaker 2: It was fifteen something like that. 15 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 3: Well, they're gonna have to do more shows, don't you think? 16 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 2: I just think they're charging a lot for tickets. 17 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: Have you seen the pictures of them together? No, A 18 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: lot of people are trying to think, well, are they 19 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: actually together or is that photo shopped? So that now 20 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: they've at least a picture of them, taking the picture 21 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: of them together so people know that they're together. 22 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 2: And then mum's pulling on their mums pulling on their ears, 23 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 2: saying sort it out. 24 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 3: So this is the deep fake world that we live in. 25 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: Apparently Tom Cruise is in the background washing up dishes 26 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 1: as well. 27 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,479 Speaker 2: Is he did you make better? 28 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 3: No, that's that's the deep fake world. Am I even here? 29 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 2: What sort of thing the other day that said AI, 30 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 2: how it started and what we imagined it would be, 31 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 2: And it's pictures of just big gawky robots, and it's 32 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 2: how it's going. And what it is now is we 33 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 2: have Donald Trump and Karmela Harris holding hands and pashing off. 34 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 2: That's where we've gone. We're not going into oogity boogiey 35 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,559 Speaker 2: world going into is that for real world? 36 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: And Tom Cruise is washing up dishes in the bag? Anyway? 37 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: What's your thought on the Mile High Club? Are you 38 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: into that? Is that something that you know in your 39 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: sexual fantasies? Is that one of your sexual fantasy. 40 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 2: It's a very small space. People see you go in there, 41 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 2: see it's a toilet. None of the above and all 42 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 2: of the above, what about you probably shouldn't say this, 43 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,959 Speaker 2: but come on, you have to now, No, I come on, no. 44 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 3: I remember having a bit of a wink in the plane, 45 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 3: but I was fourteen. 46 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, your dad was a pilot. We're in the cockpit 47 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,559 Speaker 2: you took it literally. 48 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 3: Rank next. You know when that age when you're young 49 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 3: and it's always up for I must be. 50 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 2: So were you on your own? 51 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:31,639 Speaker 1: Yeah? 52 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, of course I was on my. 53 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 2: I don't know, did you dream of someone joining you? 54 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 3: No? No goodness. 55 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,919 Speaker 1: Now, now it's one of those plas where you don't know, 56 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 1: you know, you don't you know, your life is just 57 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: it's all new to. 58 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,240 Speaker 3: You, you know. Yeah, yeah yeah. 59 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 2: But if someone like me was the bladder the size 60 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 2: of a Budgies bladder, I was waiting to go in 61 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 2: and you're in there. 62 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: What didn't take long? 63 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 2: You've been watching the movie Working Girl or something. 64 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 3: Anyway away from what does the. 65 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 2: Male life have to do with Gallagher brothers? 66 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: So, Lily Allen has revealed in her memory, yes, she 67 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,560 Speaker 1: once joined the Mile High Club with Oasis front man 68 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: Liam Gallagher during a flight from London to Tokyo in 69 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: two thousand and nine. This was an inflated, faded flight 70 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: as well. If you remember, the boys got in trouble 71 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: on that particular thing. 72 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 2: They got banned I think from flying. 73 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 3: Yep, yep. 74 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: So the former Virgin Atlantic pilot claimed to be flying 75 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 1: the plane and he said over an hour into the flight. 76 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 3: I was called out of the. 77 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 2: Flight deck by young mister Jones. 78 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 3: Down on himself. 79 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: No, Lily Allen was in bed with Liam Gallagher. So 80 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: they had of it on live flat beds. 81 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 2: But was it like I don't think in those days, 82 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 2: it was two thousand and nine, they didn't have things 83 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 2: that Emirates now has, which are self contained rooms, so 84 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 2: that just would have been sharing a life flat bed. 85 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: I'd asked you the question, if you're on the Emirates 86 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: in the live flat beds, are you allowed to have relationships? 87 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 2: Of course you do? 88 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 3: Is that okay? 89 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 2: Absolutely? But I don't imagine you can in public view 90 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 2: like this. All the movements under a blanket? Is that 91 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 2: what was seen? 92 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: That's what he said. I came out and saw the 93 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 1: two of them under a duvet. There was a lot 94 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: of movement, and they weren't reading bedtime stories to each other. 95 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: It was clear what they were doing. A crew member 96 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: and tried to stop them. 97 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 3: What do you do buck at a water? 98 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: They weren't listening. 99 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 2: I've got a whistle to attract attention. 100 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: Then a few minutes later Lily got up, went back 101 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: to her seat and got out an e cigarette. 102 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 3: So modern for the times of two thousand and nine. 103 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 2: You were't allowed to smoke those on a plane either. 104 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 3: No, no, you're not allowed to have an e cigarette 105 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 3: on the plane. 106 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,359 Speaker 1: That's but there was trouble at the time as well 107 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,920 Speaker 1: because Liam Gallagher was married. 108 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 2: This is the thing. Apparently this is in her autobiography, 109 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 2: which came out in twenty eighteen. So she said they 110 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 2: got sloshed. Yes, one thing led to another on that flight, 111 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,719 Speaker 2: blah blah blah. She didn't know was married. So she 112 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 2: said he had tied the knot with an actor and 113 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 2: singer Nicole Appleton. 114 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: Remember a year before. 115 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 2: There's the band, Yeah, she in All Saints. 116 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,600 Speaker 3: I think, oh, pussy Cat doles On. 117 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 2: I think it might have been that one of those. 118 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 2: So they were married from twenty eight to twenty thirteen. 119 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 2: They'd only be married a year, and she said it 120 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 2: wasn't until the next day he said something like no 121 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 2: one can hear about this because of nick Also, I 122 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 2: think when they got off the plane they went to 123 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 2: his hotel, so that she said, that's when I clocked 124 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 2: that he was married. I knew Nol Gallagher was married, 125 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 2: and I knew Liam had been married to Patsy Kensett. 126 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,039 Speaker 2: Which is why I fancied him. She didn't realize he 127 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 2: had remarried. 128 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: So she was because of the fact that she was 129 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 1: with he was with Patsy Kensett, who was the girl. 130 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,360 Speaker 3: Yes, you go, I want to get a piece of this. 131 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:51,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, And so she says that Gallagher phoned her six 132 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,719 Speaker 2: months later and said, tell my, can you let my 133 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 2: wife know that nothing happened because obviously the story had 134 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 2: come out. So she agreed that. Nine years later, when 135 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 2: she released her memoir, story came out, Nicole wasn't too 136 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:06,039 Speaker 2: happy because she was still married to I Want You. 137 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 2: Did her book come out in twenty eighteen. Yeah, they'd 138 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,719 Speaker 2: broken up for five years by then, but she wasn't 139 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,279 Speaker 2: too happy. So she took to x formerly Twitter and said, 140 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,239 Speaker 2: one day our paths will cross again. 141 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: At Lily lu, imagine that Actually, what's Nicole Appleton look like? 142 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,239 Speaker 3: What's of course. 143 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 2: She's attractive, she's in the band and all that stuff. 144 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 1: But I just think, if you're gonna have it off 145 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,720 Speaker 1: in a play and you got to be discreet, does 146 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: that mean that maybe my story might come out? 147 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 2: Yeah? That's the cleaner will write a memoir. I enjoy 148 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 2: our chats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, well, interesting tale today 149 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 2: instead of well, let's say whale. A beluga whale suspected 150 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,719 Speaker 2: of having been trained as a spy by Russia. 151 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 3: Can I just ask, is that the one with a 152 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,800 Speaker 3: funny hump on its head? 153 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 2: I think that's the book. It's got a rough head, 154 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 2: like a groper head. 155 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 1: In the world of Wales, the other cheesyer. 156 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 2: He comes, Oh, come on, have you seen a hammerhead shark? Yeah? Oh, 157 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,039 Speaker 2: that's why. That's a shark. 158 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:09,880 Speaker 1: That's a shark. 159 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 2: But with wales some of I always picture like a 160 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 2: pilot whale when I think of Wales, but. 161 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: A lot of them, you know, pilot whales are a 162 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:17,520 Speaker 1: sexy whales. 163 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:20,360 Speaker 2: They're a good looking one. The humpbacks have heads that 164 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 2: look like a sock puppet. 165 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 1: And make it all the grow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, A 166 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: middle aged woman. 167 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 2: Well there you go. Beluga whale suspected had been trained 168 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 2: as a spy by Russia has been found dead off 169 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 2: the Norwegian coast. So the body of this animal was 170 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 2: found floating and taken to a nearby port for examination. 171 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 2: The animal has a nickname ha Vladimir, so it's been 172 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 2: well known it's been spotted in Norwegian waters before, with 173 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,560 Speaker 2: a GoPro camera attached to a harness. The red equipment 174 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,920 Speaker 2: of Saint Petersburg. I would put two and two together 175 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,040 Speaker 2: and come up with spy. 176 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,120 Speaker 3: That's a bit of a giveaway. 177 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 1: Would you be a bit more discreet about it? 178 00:07:59,680 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 2: Not? 179 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: From Saint Petersburg, I found do not return to Kremlin. 180 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 2: No, So this sparked rumors know that the mammal could 181 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 2: be a spy whale because this has happened before. The 182 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:17,120 Speaker 2: Russia has a history of training dolphins for military purposes 183 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 2: as well. What they'd used the dolphins for was to 184 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 2: protect submarine fleets and locate underwater mines and rescue surveillance equipment. 185 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 1: Didn't the Japanese in World War II strap bombs to dolphins? 186 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:31,120 Speaker 2: I know it's made them suicide bombers, and they even know. 187 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:34,000 Speaker 1: But I think the dolphins were too smart and they 188 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,959 Speaker 1: didn't do it. They didn't go through with the. 189 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,680 Speaker 2: Mission, didn't they They came back because it was so nice. 190 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:42,440 Speaker 1: Which begs because they had kamikaze pilots in Japan, so 191 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,600 Speaker 1: humans were quite willing to go up into the sky, 192 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 1: fly along and then nose dives straight into an American warship. 193 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 1: But a dolphin wouldn't do it. 194 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,960 Speaker 2: Well, dolphin had more sense. A dolphin doesn't have that 195 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 2: sense of patriotism. It would protect its family. Maybe I 196 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 2: don't know. They have different driving forces. 197 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,720 Speaker 1: Maybe they didn't have a break before when the Chamakasie 198 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 1: pilots went up. Maybe they didn't have a brief. 199 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,559 Speaker 2: They were sleeping in. They just missed the whole thing. 200 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,760 Speaker 1: Did it go and fly over to here? Yeah, I'm 201 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,520 Speaker 1: pretty sure if they put it to them, you know, 202 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,240 Speaker 1: are there any questions? Are there any questions? 203 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 2: What's this hole on the top of my head for starters? 204 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 3: Are you talking about the pilots or the dolphins? 205 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,080 Speaker 2: The dolphins? 206 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:18,319 Speaker 1: Yeah? 207 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,760 Speaker 2: Right, Okay, So during the sixties, the Soviet Union trained 208 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 2: dolphins to search for underwater mines. They'd be responsible for 209 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 2: protecting the entrance to the Black Sea Fleet in Crimea 210 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 2: in World War One. You know you're mentioning World War 211 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 2: two there? What about in World War One? Agencies used pigeons. Yeah, 212 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 2: for reconnaissance. They equipped the birds with tiny cameras to 213 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:41,600 Speaker 2: provide satellite like surveillance. They didn't have GoPros in those days. 214 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 2: When they flew over enemy territory and pooed on them. 215 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,040 Speaker 1: Yep, they had. There was one thing I was watching 216 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 1: on the on the Hitler channel or the History channel. 217 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,920 Speaker 1: They had a drug like it was like a missile 218 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,480 Speaker 1: full of pigeons and the pigeons had all these little 219 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 1: bombs on them and they put all the pigeons it's 220 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,080 Speaker 1: like a flying coop. It didn't work. The pigeons all. 221 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,040 Speaker 2: Died before they flew out. 222 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, in because they'd fire the missile into the air. 223 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: So it's a torpedo type thing. 224 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,200 Speaker 2: So they died during the procedure. 225 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you know it was doomed to fail. 226 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,760 Speaker 2: What about this one? In the nineteen sixties, the CIA 227 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 2: developed an operation to use cats as listening devices to 228 00:10:18,679 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 2: get information from the Soviet embassy. Was called Operation Acoustic 229 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 2: Kitty really and involved in planting a microphone into the 230 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,400 Speaker 2: cat's ear it sounds like a joke, but it's not, 231 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,520 Speaker 2: and a radio transmitter at the base of its skull. 232 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 2: It took five years to complete the research and all 233 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 2: of that because of the intricacies of fitting a cat 234 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:41,000 Speaker 2: with audio equipment. They embedded a four inch transmitter into 235 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 2: the skull, with the antenna being woven all the way 236 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 2: to the tail. This cost the CIA twenty million, and 237 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 2: the mission was canceled in nineteen sixty seven because, as 238 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 2: they said, it's fantasy. Hard to herd hat Get in there, God, 239 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,320 Speaker 2: get in there, Get in and listen. Get in. 240 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 1: So the aerial came out of the tail. 241 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,680 Speaker 2: It was woven through the tail, so it had something 242 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,480 Speaker 2: embedded at the base of the skull, had a listening device. 243 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 2: So they had to get in there to the Soviet embassy, 244 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,959 Speaker 2: jump up on a lap and listen. 245 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:12,240 Speaker 1: So the cated returned from the mission and you'd pick 246 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,720 Speaker 1: it up. You put the aral up. Where would you 247 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,320 Speaker 1: put your ear? 248 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,560 Speaker 2: That's something I get smart, isn't it. Re member of 249 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:20,880 Speaker 2: the was that the CIA also was trying to develop 250 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:24,439 Speaker 2: some kind of exploding cigar to take out for deel Castro. 251 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 2: The story of how these things almost happened is quite extraordinary. 252 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,560 Speaker 2: The Marx brothers picked that up, didn't they exploding cigar? Well, 253 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:32,559 Speaker 2: I think that's lip cancer. 254 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:32,960 Speaker 3: Get him. 255 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,599 Speaker 2: They played the long game. 256 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 4: How we got to that, and that's why it's on 257 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 4: the cut and room floor. 258 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,400 Speaker 2: Have you ever thrown money into the trivia fountain? 259 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,280 Speaker 1: I've been to it, but I didn't throw any money 260 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,439 Speaker 1: in it because I'm too cheap. 261 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 2: That's the end of this podcast. I just well, I 262 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 2: only had like to go in and take some out. 263 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,320 Speaker 1: I ate two dollars euro coins on me. I'm not 264 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,880 Speaker 1: thrown away to euros. 265 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 2: Well, it's a very old it's a very old tradition. 266 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,160 Speaker 2: It dates back to the Roman, British and Celtic mythology. 267 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 2: It's supposed to be bringing you, obviously good luck and 268 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:34,920 Speaker 2: protecting you against nasty spiritual entities. I didn't know that. Apparently, 269 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,800 Speaker 2: what you're supposed to do there's a very specific tradition 270 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,760 Speaker 2: of using your right hand to launch the coin over 271 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 2: your left shoulder, and it means you're returned to Rome 272 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,679 Speaker 2: at some point. I just chucked it in. I didn't 273 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:47,720 Speaker 2: know I had, So I've wasted my wish. I've wasted 274 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,120 Speaker 2: my wish. 275 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,240 Speaker 1: Have you been back to Rome? 276 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:53,520 Speaker 2: Since I can't remember? I think I have well with 277 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 2: beyond two thousand, i'd fly in and fly out, so 278 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 2: I didn't necessarily go there. 279 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,000 Speaker 3: You were a fifo, I was a fi Fi. 280 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,680 Speaker 2: That's quite right. They collect the money. If you ever 281 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 2: wondered what happens to the money in the Trivy Foundry, 282 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 2: sil I have. 283 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 1: Wondered because how often do they collect it? 284 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,840 Speaker 2: Twice a week? No, twice a week, twice a week. 285 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 2: Extracting the coins is a spectacle, apparently, so workers from 286 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 2: the regional utility Acea balance on the edge of the 287 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 2: baroque fountain using long brooms and suction hoses so that 288 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,480 Speaker 2: they sweep the coins into a long line by a 289 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 2: long reach broom. Then they suck them up by hoses 290 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:34,880 Speaker 2: and take them to the offers. Yeah, the offers, where 291 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:38,679 Speaker 2: they're spread across a huge table for drying, and then 292 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,920 Speaker 2: the coins are given to a not for profit organization 293 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 2: run by the Catholic Church. 294 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 3: Catholic Church. 295 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,559 Speaker 2: It uses the money for food banks, soup kitchens, welfare 296 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,840 Speaker 2: projects in Rome. Do you know matter how much they get? 297 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,840 Speaker 2: I guess so, how did you say twice a week 298 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,760 Speaker 2: they collected twice a week? It doesn't matter how often 299 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,960 Speaker 2: they collected how much over. 300 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: A year or twice a week over a year. 301 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 2: But twice a week doesn't enter into it. If they 302 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,280 Speaker 2: collect it once a year, it's still the same account. 303 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,280 Speaker 1: One hundred thousand lira, no lira, that's euros one hundred 304 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. 305 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,600 Speaker 2: One point four million euros. Twenty twenty two that's about 306 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,720 Speaker 2: two point two million Australian dollars and they expect to 307 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 2: have even more in twenty twenty three. Wow, interesting, isn't it. 308 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 2: People just tend to do all this stuff. One of 309 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 2: the oldest examples of a wishing world resides in England's 310 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 2: Northumberland County, where people make offerings to the goddess Coventina. 311 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting. 312 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,200 Speaker 2: As modern people, we don't believe this stuff, but you 313 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,960 Speaker 2: still think it's a nice tradition to do. 314 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,960 Speaker 1: But it's like when you kiss the Blarney stone. You 315 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,680 Speaker 1: see the barney stone, it's all shiny from people kissing it. 316 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,760 Speaker 2: Well, even the one in front of isn't it State 317 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 2: Parliament here in Sydney. 318 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 1: Yeap, there's the ball. 319 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 2: I think I've kissed its nose. It's the Blarney stone. 320 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 2: Is it a stone? 321 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 3: It's a stone. You're going to hang down and kiss 322 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,120 Speaker 3: the blindy stone where you go in eye So. 323 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,960 Speaker 2: Just shaped like a stone. It shape as an animal. 324 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 1: I couldn't be by the queuing up for it. 325 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,960 Speaker 2: Set up a kissing booth to the. 326 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,880 Speaker 1: Book of Kels instead. 327 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,560 Speaker 2: What's the Book of kel a book in behind a class? 328 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,320 Speaker 3: What does it tell you it's a Celtic. I can't 329 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:11,680 Speaker 3: speak that. 330 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 2: But well, if you didn't even read what it's about the. 331 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,400 Speaker 3: Jonesy style, that's why when there was no que and 332 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 3: okay boom, I think the look of Kells is it like? 333 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,400 Speaker 2: Is that like the Doomsday book? Was that a different thing? 334 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 3: Were you in there? 335 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:25,160 Speaker 2: No? 336 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: I didn't read it and I didn't even look at 337 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,400 Speaker 1: the plak. I just went up to the pub for 338 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,280 Speaker 1: a guinness and a pie. 339 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 2: The Billaggio found in Las Vegas takes in about seventeen 340 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 2: eighteen thousand dollars a year in Australia. This is interesting 341 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,560 Speaker 2: because we're so used to the tradition if you see 342 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:41,040 Speaker 2: a body of water and chuck a coin in. Visitors 343 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,920 Speaker 2: to the nine to eleven Memorial in New York City 344 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 2: it's very somber and you often go there. Once you've 345 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:50,200 Speaker 2: come out, it's very somber. People have been chucking coins in, 346 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,280 Speaker 2: and a plea has come from the memorial and museum 347 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 2: saying please don't do it. It's against the rules. But 348 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:01,840 Speaker 2: they've retrieved four thousand dollars from the property. So people 349 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,520 Speaker 2: see a thing of water and chuck it in, it's 350 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 2: not for that it's not for that. If people want 351 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 2: to come to my backyard, I've got a very small 352 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,960 Speaker 2: swimming pool. If you want to come and chuck coins, 353 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 2: feel free put them on my drying table and it 354 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 2: will go to a non profit organization, your holiday fans 355 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 2: and my soup kitchen because I love a couple of suits. 356 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,040 Speaker 3: So you can get back to Rome. 357 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,920 Speaker 2: Any person who won't chuck money and will be Brendan Jones. 358 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 2: We started with nap. That's too cheap. 359 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 3: Yep. 360 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,760 Speaker 1: If you've got a queue up, I'm not interested. Okay, 361 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 1: that's how it works. 362 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,920 Speaker 2: If it's a queue up to kiss Carl him and 363 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 2: oh yeah, well sometimes a CE queue can move quickly. 364 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,800 Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes, and she's getting older these days. That's not 365 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 3: going to be as long. 366 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:55,840 Speaker 1: Everybody. It's time for Cholsey and room on the cutting 367 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,520 Speaker 1: room floor. We didn't get time to talk about this, 368 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 1: but please say it's not so not between Tea Swizzle 369 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: and Kelsey. 370 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 3: Please well this is not Kelsey's verse names. 371 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 2: Please the close personal friends of yours. 372 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,440 Speaker 3: That's what I call it. 373 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:15,119 Speaker 1: Gl Kelsey ke big old dog you. 374 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,920 Speaker 2: I think everyone wants Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey to 375 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 2: have a happy ever, Yeah, my boy I slightly turned 376 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,720 Speaker 2: on him, as you know when he came to Australia, 377 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,680 Speaker 2: and remember that we were all frothed at the mouth 378 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,919 Speaker 2: of the excitement that he was in Australia and they 379 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 2: went to see animals at the zoo together, and then 380 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,920 Speaker 2: he said afterwards that he thought Singapore was more interesting. 381 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,760 Speaker 2: I thought Singapore is, oh, you can go as well. 382 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, the Chili mud crab. They've got a great infrastructure, 383 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,040 Speaker 1: well not much crime, transport and you alattitude gum, there's 384 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,600 Speaker 1: all there and you get tiger beer. 385 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 2: The reason they're in the news at the moment is 386 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:50,920 Speaker 2: I supposed I'm doing the inverted commas with my fingers. 387 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,640 Speaker 2: I suppose it leaked contract between the two of them 388 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,600 Speaker 2: reveals their exact break up date. 389 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 1: You know, is this true? 390 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:58,879 Speaker 3: Well it was. 391 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,639 Speaker 2: It first came out on Reddit. I think the Daily 392 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 2: Mail has picked up the story. It's a supposed legal 393 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:08,159 Speaker 2: document produced by an LA firm, full Scope, that's like 394 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 2: a PR company that provides an outline of how to 395 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 2: handle a couple's the couple split in the public sphere, 396 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,360 Speaker 2: and apparently the date of their breakup announcement is September 397 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,280 Speaker 2: twenty eight, and it goes on to give advice onto 398 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,639 Speaker 2: the what it should say, Travis and Taylor have decided 399 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,359 Speaker 2: to part ways after careful consideration. In case you've just 400 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,200 Speaker 2: tuned in, this is a supposed leak. 401 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,440 Speaker 1: This is like back in the old days when Austin 402 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:35,160 Speaker 1: Wells had the alien evasion. Halfway through the broadcast, he said, 403 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 1: this is just a dramatization. 404 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:37,600 Speaker 2: That's what's coming. 405 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,679 Speaker 1: When people still ended up jumping off buildings because they 406 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,680 Speaker 1: thought it was an alien invasion, don't. 407 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,560 Speaker 2: This is speculation. They both value and respect each other's 408 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 2: personal lives, appreciate their respect for their private or respect 409 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,560 Speaker 2: for their privacy of their remain friends. Blah blah blah. 410 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 2: His team has come out and said this is completely fabricated. 411 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,000 Speaker 2: Someone has said that it's a word document that was 412 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,679 Speaker 2: created by a school project as a school project by 413 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,680 Speaker 2: a super fan, so he has legally pounced on this. 414 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,880 Speaker 2: They can't break up now. In September twenty eight, yes, 415 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,560 Speaker 2: we'd go, well, that was all true. It's interesting people 416 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,160 Speaker 2: are saying, does this mean their whole relationship was manufactured? 417 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,080 Speaker 2: Even if this is true, and I'm not saying it 418 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,560 Speaker 2: is because I don't think it is but even if 419 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,240 Speaker 2: it is, when a couple like that break up, you 420 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 2: do have to plan when are you going to make 421 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:24,240 Speaker 2: the announcement, how that announcement is handled. They maybe pick 422 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,480 Speaker 2: It's like Anthony Alberinezi has decided not to get married 423 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,640 Speaker 2: until after the next election. The same if you don't 424 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 2: have a breakup, you'll have to announce it when it 425 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,119 Speaker 2: suits your private lives and when there's other big news 426 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:34,640 Speaker 2: that may take the pressure off. 427 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 3: He'll have plenty to do after the next election. 428 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:41,520 Speaker 2: I guess, well, who knows Brendan, who knows? So this 429 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:46,359 Speaker 2: story is being poo pooed, But this kind of arrangement, 430 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,480 Speaker 2: it doesn't mean their relationship was arranged. But pr companies 431 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 2: do exactly this. They would have done this with j 432 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 2: Lo and what's his name, Ben Affleck, Mikelso and Benny. 433 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,760 Speaker 2: They would have done the same thing. What date will 434 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 2: we announce it? How is it handled? So if it is, 435 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,160 Speaker 2: this isn't out of the sphere of possibility of how 436 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,600 Speaker 2: this if any of this was ever happened. This is 437 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,240 Speaker 2: how it would happen. 438 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,320 Speaker 1: I just throw something else into this. Imagine if this 439 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 1: is out there, but Travis Kelsey is unawares and he's 440 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:13,880 Speaker 1: suddenly going. 441 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,439 Speaker 2: To hang on a misses this is his PR company. 442 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, they're saying, so are they saying about the contract 443 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,120 Speaker 3: or are they. 444 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,640 Speaker 2: Saying he's saying none of this is true. The way 445 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,679 Speaker 2: this is written is it makes it look like he 446 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,880 Speaker 2: is hired a PR company to deal with the breakup, 447 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,720 Speaker 2: and they probably are both in on how they would 448 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,200 Speaker 2: tell people. That's what we're made to feel from this. 449 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,360 Speaker 2: It doesn't mean the relationship was manufactured, but how are 450 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:40,240 Speaker 2: they managing the breakup? I see even But if he 451 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,080 Speaker 2: was going to break up and announce it on September 452 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:43,360 Speaker 2: twenty eight, they can't do that now. 453 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,320 Speaker 3: No, No, that's been ruined, been ruined. 454 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:47,520 Speaker 2: I have to wait to the twenty nine. 455 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,000 Speaker 1: I wait to the long weekend. 456 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,359 Speaker 2: Let's get the weekend out of the way, because I 457 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:52,400 Speaker 2: wanted to see my friends. 458 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,239 Speaker 1: This begs the question, if you were to break up 459 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 1: with me from our relationship here, how would that be announced? 460 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 2: Probably say to your brendan, it's over. 461 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:05,600 Speaker 3: Are you saying that now? For reals? 462 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,119 Speaker 2: You can't tell talk to my lawyers. 463 00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:10,720 Speaker 1: I thought it was involved a kosh whacked over the 464 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,200 Speaker 1: head by a cosh. 465 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,480 Speaker 2: That you meant the cos you'd come and do the show. 466 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,200 Speaker 1: They'll come and do the shadow with you doing Patroller. 467 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 3: A man, I've always had a soft spot for you. 468 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,879 Speaker 2: I'll say it's not me. I'll say it's not me, 469 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:21,400 Speaker 2: it's you. 470 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,640 Speaker 1: It's a it's a thing that leads to book people 471 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,240 Speaker 1: on the head shell. No, that's a conch. 472 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,439 Speaker 3: Oh gosh, it was. It was. 473 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,399 Speaker 2: Well, you wouldn't know what a conch was because you 474 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,240 Speaker 2: weren't want at school a conch. 475 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,680 Speaker 1: I know, a conscio is a shell. 476 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, but also a conscious someone who studies heart conscientious. 477 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 3: People around here say that I'm a massive conch. Think 478 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,840 Speaker 3: there is spelling it. He's he's a conch? What a 479 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,480 Speaker 3: conchi he is? Anyway? 480 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 2: Anyway, I hope it's not true. But he did like 481 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,640 Speaker 2: Singapore better than Sydney. 482 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 3: Well have you tried that chili mud cram? 483 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,920 Speaker 2: You know he's got a point. 484 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,440 Speaker 3: Have you been to Sentosa Island? 485 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:07,000 Speaker 4: Fantastic everybody, It's time to jolty and a man's coatain fall. 486 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:14,080 Speaker 1: Here's the curtain room far, here's a. 487 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,400 Speaker 2: Curtain room far. 488 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,679 Speaker 1: Under the cutting room floor. Today. 489 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,639 Speaker 2: Well, let's give a shout out to Carrot. Carrot is 490 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:26,200 Speaker 2: the name of the world's biggest goldfish, and Carrot has 491 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:30,439 Speaker 2: just passed away, plunging fish lovers around the world into morning. 492 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,240 Speaker 1: Well, I'm a fish lover. How did I not hear 493 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 1: about it? 494 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,720 Speaker 2: We'll get to your fish loving ways shortly, but first 495 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,879 Speaker 2: let me tell you about carrot. Carrot was a hybrid 496 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 2: species of a leather cap and a toy carp. So 497 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 2: it's this giant orange goldfish. And when I say giant, 498 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:50,240 Speaker 2: it's the size and weight of a labrador. Ooh, it's 499 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,240 Speaker 2: twenty years old. A fish was twenty years old. I 500 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,520 Speaker 2: had to goldfish and my dad once cleaned out the 501 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,320 Speaker 2: tank and they both went down the toilet. They lasted 502 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:01,720 Speaker 2: about a week. Maybe that has become this. 503 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,760 Speaker 1: Hey, did your dad not understand the principle of cleaning 504 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,440 Speaker 1: out that you just chuck everything out? 505 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 2: I don't chuck it all out. 506 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:07,880 Speaker 3: Yeah. 507 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,320 Speaker 1: What were your goldfish called? 508 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,040 Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know if you'll understand the connection. They 509 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,120 Speaker 2: were gold So I've called them Goldie and Golden. 510 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:18,040 Speaker 1: Okay, So now you work in this creative environment. 511 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,400 Speaker 2: I'm the only person radio without a nickname. I wish, 512 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:20,960 Speaker 2: and there's a. 513 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,920 Speaker 3: Reason I wish. 514 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,800 Speaker 1: He brings some of that creativity to the table. 515 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,360 Speaker 2: You know what everyone talks about their porn name, Which 516 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,440 Speaker 2: is your first pet on your first street? It was 517 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 2: Goldie Carill, which I think is a pretty good porn name. 518 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:36,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, Goldie Carill sounds all right. Tiger carrying bar. 519 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,480 Speaker 2: A bit heavy handed, isn't it? 520 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,359 Speaker 3: It is too much carrying bar street carrying bar road. 521 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,200 Speaker 2: Sorry my mistake. 522 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,359 Speaker 3: Oh what are you trying to stalk me? 523 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,040 Speaker 1: Now? I don't live there anymore. I lived just around 524 00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:50,080 Speaker 1: the corner Incredibility. 525 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:55,280 Speaker 2: Way, Struggle Street. Well, this fish carrot was in France 526 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,560 Speaker 2: and died from natural causes. But what's interesting It was 527 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,600 Speaker 2: four foot four foot long. Wow, And as I said, 528 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,359 Speaker 2: weighed the size that weighed the same way as a 529 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,320 Speaker 2: labrador thirty kilos. 530 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:08,760 Speaker 1: And how did it die? 531 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,160 Speaker 2: Well, it died from natural causes, they say. But having 532 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,280 Speaker 2: said that, lots of people tried to catch it. They'd 533 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,920 Speaker 2: haul it out and take photos with it, then put 534 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,920 Speaker 2: it back in. And that's got to be stressful. 535 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:18,719 Speaker 1: For it all. 536 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,640 Speaker 2: Just two years ago, this guy said he spent twenty 537 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,840 Speaker 2: eight minutes reeling it in and it was delighted when 538 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 2: he weighed it. And you think, no, that's not a 539 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 2: good thing too. 540 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,040 Speaker 3: It's not going to be good for the fish. 541 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,160 Speaker 2: No, but they have said Carrot died from natural causes 542 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,920 Speaker 2: and was not impacted by the string of hobbyists hoisting 543 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,320 Speaker 2: her from the water. And they said, look, we know 544 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,400 Speaker 2: people are going to mourn her loss, but don't worry 545 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 2: because she's got two little babies, two baby carrots. Carrots 546 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 2: along with the baby peas. They'll probably grow up to 547 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 2: be massive whoppers as well. So a twenty year old 548 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:54,800 Speaker 2: fish that weighs thirty kilos unbelievable in bringing up this story, Brendan, 549 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 2: because you see how. 550 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:01,800 Speaker 1: Long got I've got a fish pond my house some 551 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,120 Speaker 1: seven years show. 552 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,360 Speaker 2: We want to tell this story. 553 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,920 Speaker 1: I inherited a fish pond. I didn't realize that I've 554 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 1: had fish in this fish pond, and I refit. The 555 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 1: fish pond had to rehouse all the fish that were 556 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,800 Speaker 1: in the pond while it was getting refitted, and then 557 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,879 Speaker 1: over time the fish will passed away. It could have 558 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,600 Speaker 1: been old age. I don't know, but they could be 559 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,280 Speaker 1: old He could have been old age. 560 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,720 Speaker 2: They survived all those years in the pond. A nanosecond 561 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,159 Speaker 2: of you interfering, interfering. 562 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,960 Speaker 1: It was my wife that interfeed or we've got to 563 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,240 Speaker 1: fix the pond. So we did because it was leaking. 564 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,280 Speaker 1: What restrictions? 565 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:39,560 Speaker 3: Come on? 566 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,639 Speaker 2: You know, the story doesn't end there. 567 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,360 Speaker 1: EI think it does. 568 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,360 Speaker 2: Can I join in on the telling of this story? 569 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,720 Speaker 2: So you were going on and on about this. 570 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,399 Speaker 1: Fish was fantastic. 571 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,880 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And we got a call from I think 572 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,119 Speaker 2: his name was Brad, wasn't it. We got a call 573 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,400 Speaker 2: from a guy saying that he had inherited two giant 574 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:02,040 Speaker 2: carp we're a friend of your who had passed away. 575 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,040 Speaker 2: These fish were very, very special and they were quite old. 576 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,840 Speaker 3: Charlie and Roger. 577 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,760 Speaker 2: The mental of fish, the fish, and he'd been bequeathed 578 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,400 Speaker 2: these from his friend who had passed. Brad now had 579 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,640 Speaker 2: to move. It was to Townsville, Yeah. 580 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,480 Speaker 3: Just before the pandemic. 581 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, And he said, I need to rehome these very 582 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,320 Speaker 2: special fish. 583 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 3: Hi, this brand new tank, and I thought, well, you 584 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,719 Speaker 3: know what, let's do it. 585 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:25,399 Speaker 2: Let's do it. 586 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,600 Speaker 3: Let's do it. And I spoke to fish experts. 587 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,320 Speaker 1: I said, this is my pond enough is it enough 588 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,960 Speaker 1: capacity for this huge, massive fish? 589 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,359 Speaker 3: And they all assured me that it was. 590 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll get back to what happened. But the next morning, 591 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,040 Speaker 2: after they'd been dropped off at your place. I've never 592 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,119 Speaker 2: seen you so shaken. You came into work. You were 593 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,720 Speaker 2: white faced, you were sweating, and you said, please, don't 594 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,320 Speaker 2: tell anyone. Don't tell anyone what's happened. Because we were 595 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,639 Speaker 2: very anxious about these fish. Because you have a history 596 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,199 Speaker 2: of killing things. You have to admit that, and we 597 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:05,040 Speaker 2: were very anxious that these loved, long lived fish and 598 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:09,200 Speaker 2: you would not mix. So what had happened on that 599 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,920 Speaker 2: first night, Well. 600 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,879 Speaker 3: What happened was we put the fish. 601 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,840 Speaker 2: Cosby what happened you put the pills in the girl. 602 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,640 Speaker 1: So what happened was the fish went into the pond 603 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,280 Speaker 1: and I just marveled at them because I were massive, 604 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,879 Speaker 1: and they're just swimming around there in that pond, and 605 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,919 Speaker 1: they looked like they were living their best life. And 606 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,640 Speaker 1: I said to my potential son in law, were standing 607 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,480 Speaker 1: there having a beer, looking at the fish, and it 608 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,320 Speaker 1: was mesmerizing. 609 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,119 Speaker 3: I said, do you think they'll jump out? 610 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:35,600 Speaker 1: Yes? 611 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,879 Speaker 3: No, why would they jump out? 612 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,560 Speaker 1: At that moment, I walked over to have a look, 613 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:44,240 Speaker 1: and Roger leaped out of the water over my head 614 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 1: onto our slope driveway. 615 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,240 Speaker 2: Very steep driveway, and slid all the way down. 616 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,560 Speaker 1: Lid down, and I went, oh, and then I tried 617 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,560 Speaker 1: to pick him up, but I couldn't just do slippery. 618 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 1: He's got all this fish juice on him. So I 619 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 1: had to rip my shirt off, wrap it around the 620 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,880 Speaker 1: fish and scoop him back into the tank. And there's 621 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,120 Speaker 1: blood coming out of his kids because he slid down 622 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: the driveway getting chased by my potential son in law's dog. 623 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,840 Speaker 3: It was just breathe, just breathe. 624 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: And then that night I just went, oh, my god, 625 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,520 Speaker 1: I know, and you work and everyone everyone must say, oh, 626 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,600 Speaker 1: you're going to kill that fish. 627 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,800 Speaker 3: We had the fish in the pond for three hours. 628 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 3: That was it. So it survived the night. And I 629 00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,320 Speaker 3: was really worried about it. 630 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,119 Speaker 1: So I got some fish experts around talk about it, 631 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,240 Speaker 1: and the guy said, this tank is way too small. 632 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,199 Speaker 1: It's way too small for these sized fish. And I mean, well, 633 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,959 Speaker 1: thank you, thanks for the heads up on that. 634 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:38,360 Speaker 3: Now. 635 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,480 Speaker 1: So anyway, I found a place for them to live. 636 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,320 Speaker 1: Both Roger and Charle to a farm. They went to 637 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,320 Speaker 1: a massive koitek. 638 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,760 Speaker 3: I went and saw them. 639 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:54,360 Speaker 1: This is for I went and visited them. It was no, 640 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,120 Speaker 1: they wouldn't have fit down their spind It was like, 641 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,240 Speaker 1: oh knew, don't you. Yeah, close your eyes. 642 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,640 Speaker 2: I had to transport them. 643 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,880 Speaker 1: The fish guy came around with a big esky, whacked 644 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,120 Speaker 1: them in individual skies and off they went. 645 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 3: And as far as I know, they are living. Oh 646 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,000 Speaker 3: new you. 647 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 2: I've never seen you so traumatized. And it took you 648 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,000 Speaker 2: a while to be able to tell that story. This 649 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,560 Speaker 2: is like therapy, and I'm glad you had that. 650 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 1: On eBay. 651 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,000 Speaker 3: I bought fake fish that you can put in your 652 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,440 Speaker 3: fish body. 653 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,160 Speaker 2: We're all a lot happier. That's it the day. 654 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,920 Speaker 1: Come back tomorrow for more Jahnsy And a man does 655 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:32,720 Speaker 1: cut in for