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Speaker 3: And thirty eight. Good morning, Patsy morning, Good morning morning,
Speaker 3: guys to pop.
Speaker 5: Patsy's got where you had Last week mouth aulster was
Speaker 5: breaking out within the team.
Speaker 2: Massive on the right side of my cheek. Can you tell?
Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, you did the news and did fine,
Speaker 6: right of course, and then suddenly this is I hate
Speaker 6: to say, but typical lady behavior.
Speaker 7: No no, no, it is when you.
Speaker 5: Say something and go, oh, you've noticed, and then they
Speaker 5: over index on it.
Speaker 7: My elephant man, the news faultless.
Speaker 2: It shows the professional that I am, but didn't want
Speaker 2: to be that.
Speaker 5: These as well say this is more important than the news.
Speaker 2: Take my newshad off.
Speaker 8: It's sitting writing between where my teeth sort of join,
Speaker 8: so I keep biting on its massive, I reckon.
Speaker 2: If I put my cheek back, you would see the lump.
Speaker 5: It's one of those angry craters.
Speaker 2: It's massive. It's like a volcano.
Speaker 3: The worst you the next three days are going to
Speaker 3: be the worst I had.
Speaker 5: But surely you with your access to various sort of
Speaker 5: potions and old women's tales.
Speaker 2: Again, old women's tales. No, you know what I did
Speaker 2: last night?
Speaker 8: I might have got a leader bottle of rum at
Speaker 8: Costco the other week here to drink it the pain away.
Speaker 8: So it did definish Cardi pirate pats usually, No, I'm
Speaker 8: not usually reserved for judy free and alcoholics.
Speaker 2: No, not alcoholics. You need to lead it because it's cheap,
Speaker 2: and I like it.
Speaker 5: But as many things in cheap, you don't need to.
Speaker 3: Buy them, Yes I do.
Speaker 2: I was out of Bacardi.
Speaker 5: What do you like? What do you get Bundy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, no, no Biccardi, Bacardi rum. It's white rum. See
Speaker 2: so what do you mix that with a little bit
Speaker 2: of no sugar coke?
Speaker 3: And that's good for the ulcer is.
Speaker 8: It's great for the ulcer at you know, it's good
Speaker 8: for pats. And then this morning I brushed my teeth
Speaker 8: into the mouth and then rum again.
Speaker 5: No, I thought that I thought there were vapors coming
Speaker 5: off here.
Speaker 8: Today I did do the mouthwash after I did my
Speaker 8: teeth today and it did, didn't it, but only for
Speaker 8: like five minutes, not nearly as good.
Speaker 5: As the right Last week, you know, people were sort
Speaker 5: of giving Jack advice like the better Dean and stuff
Speaker 5: like that. You didn't use any of that nother mentioned rum.
Speaker 2: I haven't got any better dean, so I had to
Speaker 2: sort of, you know, no.
Speaker 3: But while you're out of the shop, so you can
Speaker 3: fit only one item in the shopping trolley.
Speaker 7: I would avoid all pharmacies.
Speaker 5: I just go straight to Costco, to Elita and those
Speaker 5: leads to ones is it? Well? Those were the rum
Speaker 5: The spirit is in like a plastic sort of bottle.
Speaker 8: No, it's glass, class glass, and the love God stupidly
Speaker 8: put it in the fridge when we got home and said, no,
Speaker 8: that doesn't go in the fridge.
Speaker 2: And guys in the.
Speaker 7: Precious fluids.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no point putting it away. Now that'll
Speaker 5: be gone by Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Christis Mummy's a LIXA needs to be an arms link.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 5: Morning to Sarah Christian Town Pass. To get some canalogue
Speaker 5: gel from the chemists, we have to ask the pharmacists for.
Speaker 3: It, as them for it.
Speaker 5: It almost instantly takes the pain away clears and ulcer
Speaker 5: better than anything else. I'll try. It does some Sarah Christian.
Speaker 5: I use sepper Paine mouth wash. It numbs the whole
Speaker 5: mouth and its antibitial Listen, guys, don't worry. Perhaps he's
Speaker 5: got leads of rum.
Speaker 8: So but if it dumbs the mouth, you know, I
Speaker 8: better numbs life.
Speaker 3: I always thought the stuff they kept behind the pharmacists
Speaker 3: canter was so that people couldn't go and make like
Speaker 3: drugs in a drug den with it, you know, like
Speaker 3: suit of fed or something like that. I had to
Speaker 3: get a prescription shampoo from behind the pharmacist because of
Speaker 3: my dandrus. Really, yes, do you know how embarrassed you
Speaker 3: have to ask.
Speaker 5: For the stuff? Just give it to us.
Speaker 3: Walk into a chemist warehouse and try and like under
Speaker 3: your breath, go like I need this special shampoo.
Speaker 7: You look around you, there's no care behind you or anything.
Speaker 7: Wait for a quiet moment.
Speaker 3: Oh, so that's for like a fungal disease.
Speaker 5: Pharmacists, sit down over there, We got fungal heads out
Speaker 5: of chair waiting. How is your weekend? Looking after you? Song?
Speaker 5: Because your wife's away hiking in the Grampians.
Speaker 3: It feels like honestly a year since I've seen you both.
Speaker 3: We had a great weekend together, but it feels like
Speaker 3: such a long.
Speaker 5: Time early in the morning then every especially because he's
Speaker 5: two and a half, you could be watching them the
Speaker 5: whole time.
Speaker 3: And because Saturday was so hot, we just stayed indoors.
Speaker 5: That's lovely for it that sunshine. Now they get away
Speaker 5: from the shot.
Speaker 3: It's too hot, he did like, so we did swimming
Speaker 3: lessons in the morning. Then we went to get our
Speaker 3: sausage from the sausages all closed, probably because it's too
Speaker 3: hot and they don't want to stand out in a
Speaker 3: car park.
Speaker 2: Well it might have been a total fireband, was it?
Speaker 2: And they couldn't crank it up.
Speaker 3: My local one would crank in the mountain total firebands.
Speaker 3: Like you can't have a car to have a barbecue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, sometimes you can't.
Speaker 7: But also he's near the CBD. There want to be
Speaker 7: a fireban where Jack lives.
Speaker 3: I'm sure at all times you're allowed to have a
Speaker 3: gas barbecue running.
Speaker 2: No, not if it's really hot the anyway.
Speaker 3: Well, I've never heard that, but they weren't doing it.
Speaker 5: I went by very young kids as well, so probably
Speaker 5: what a hangover and they just didn't crank it.
Speaker 3: Out, so that that was deflating because all we do
Speaker 3: on the way to swimming lessons is talk about the
Speaker 3: sausage we're going to get on the way.
Speaker 5: Oh no, you drive around to another one because a
Speaker 5: lot of the butchers do it well.
Speaker 3: No, you know what we did brought in sausage and
Speaker 3: I tried to make him at home.
Speaker 5: Never seen the same.
Speaker 3: And then we had Old Bianca's exiled white bread, so
Speaker 3: we had it on the whole bread.
Speaker 5: The same not the same. And so what was the highlight?
Speaker 5: What else did you do? Because you've got to have activity.
Speaker 3: We did go to Science Works as recommended by people
Speaker 3: on Friday?
Speaker 5: How was it?
Speaker 3: You know what? It has not really changed in thirty
Speaker 3: years since I was there as a kid.
Speaker 5: Is that a good thing?
Speaker 3: Did they get the exhibition? So right?
Speaker 5: Nowadays?
Speaker 3: Ago didn't need to change. You can still race Kathy Freeman,
Speaker 3: which anytime you talk about Science Works, everyone's like, oh
Speaker 3: did you raise Kathy Freeman? It's like the most memorable
Speaker 3: exhibition they've got there. And then where he spent most
Speaker 3: time is on the playground, which is not a science exhibition.
Speaker 5: That's just response what isn't the sole playground in Melbourne
Speaker 5: for kids.
Speaker 3: So you spent an hour there and it's like, okay, good,
Speaker 3: good that you got some fun out of it. But
Speaker 3: we could have gone to any playground. We didn't have
Speaker 3: to drive time when that.
Speaker 5: My daughters were younger. Just at that playground. They were
Speaker 5: for ages, aren't they.
Speaker 3: They're doing the same thing, the same thing.
Speaker 5: They go watch this, watch like this, and then you
Speaker 5: want one quick little side glance at the phone. I
Speaker 5: gotta do something with.
Speaker 3: So this is a great playground. Actually they have wheelbarrows
Speaker 3: with blocks in them so they can run up and
Speaker 3: down the playgrounds and move the box around. And kids
Speaker 3: were knocking blocks everywhere. And Gordy was walking around picking
Speaker 3: up the blox and putting him back in the I
Speaker 3: was like, why don't you do this at home? This
Speaker 3: is the opposite to what you do at I didn't
Speaker 3: know you actually knew the concept of picking stuff up
Speaker 3: and putting it back away again.
Speaker 5: And so did you cook for him or was it
Speaker 5: uber eats or eating out?
Speaker 3: I did cook for him. And do you guys know
Speaker 3: how to make kriscuse?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The packet stuff, I don't make it for him.
Speaker 5: Also, the thing about Chris, because you've got remembers. It's
Speaker 5: foul repellant.
Speaker 3: We'd run out of rice. This is like bankers exiling
Speaker 3: of the white bread. White rice has gone as well.
Speaker 3: Now we have couscous instead. All right, I ruined two
Speaker 3: pans over two nights pants like a saucepan.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, what you're frying it?
Speaker 3: No, I'm trying to like boil it head his hands.
Speaker 7: It says on the box.
Speaker 5: What to do?
Speaker 9: You just put it in like a big metal bowl
Speaker 9: and you put water in it, boiling hot water, and
Speaker 9: then you just cover it.
Speaker 3: That's all you do.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I boiled the water first and I put the coscers in.
Speaker 9: But you be flame going underneath. I think that's where
Speaker 9: no flame.
Speaker 5: I think just I think you need more.
Speaker 9: You just put boiling water in a metal bowl. Put
Speaker 9: it on top, because there's only.
Speaker 3: Tiny little grundy.
Speaker 9: What do you mean a metal bowl, just like like
Speaker 9: a mixing mixing bowl.
Speaker 3: Right, Wait, you don't do it on.
Speaker 8: The stove, now, no, No, boil the kettle and just
Speaker 8: put it over the top, date your rear and then
Speaker 8: just leave.
Speaker 3: It on the back of the pack. It says, put
Speaker 3: it in a pot and then bring it to a shimmer. Yeah,
Speaker 3: to me, is on a flame.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Jack's right. Maybe just it was too
Speaker 5: high the heat and that's why he.
Speaker 3: Got all stuck to the bottle. So then on day
Speaker 3: two I tried it again with less heating.
Speaker 5: Is coming. I think you can do it overflow.
Speaker 3: We clearly cannot. Well, it definitely doesn't say on the
Speaker 3: back take it off, put in one horseman, but don't
Speaker 3: light a fire underneath.
Speaker 5: Not a fire. He's using mild gas, which is a fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, say, did not have this overheat?
Speaker 9: I think maybe it's just assumed you just put it.
Speaker 5: It looks like rice.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you cook?
Speaker 7: Get the instructions based around assumptions.
Speaker 9: Well, I've never burnt a bawl and had to throw
Speaker 9: it out because I've had.
Speaker 3: Too much fire underneath it.
Speaker 9: Or you have to do just put in a bowl,
Speaker 9: put on simp, leave it, you.
Speaker 5: Have to do anything.
Speaker 3: I would have loved that. That's easier than what I
Speaker 3: was doing. And now I've ruined two pants. So what
Speaker 3: is it just simply just absorbs the hot water.
Speaker 9: Yes, it just You can actually even do courscoss in
Speaker 9: cold water if you're patient enough oh yummy, just.
Speaker 1: What cold waters the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Jack, you are doing it the right way, thank you.
Speaker 5: I'm made hysterical younger producers getting all worked up about
Speaker 5: flipping curscus.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna, I have said a reminder when I get
Speaker 3: home to take a photo of the back of the
Speaker 3: couscous packet, because I'm sure has said overheat for ten minutes.
Speaker 5: So what you do is you have the pearl stuff,
Speaker 5: which is the biggest stuff, not the little granular yellow stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that stuff you do need to do in the pan.
Speaker 5: I just hard to look on. Oh do you there, mombay?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sorry, yeah, Now you've been corrected. Because your
Speaker 5: favorite website recipe each different.
Speaker 3: It's not a completely different thing different, it's bigger.
Speaker 9: It's I would say, at least twenty times bigger than
Speaker 9: they re.
Speaker 10: None couscous granule compared to a pillcles coourse granule easily
Speaker 10: twenty times.
Speaker 3: The pills aren't that big. I don't know how big
Speaker 3: you think the pills are and get far bad.
Speaker 5: So you've wrecked the pan though. Yes, that thing where
Speaker 5: it's just like it's welded to the bottom.
Speaker 3: The cuscus itself actually tasted fine. We were able to
Speaker 3: eat it, but the bottom layer has stuck to the pan.
Speaker 3: And now I've got two pans currently soaking for banker's
Speaker 3: arrival when she.
Speaker 5: Gets you know what someone told me what to do.
Speaker 5: When you do that, do you it's gets some like
Speaker 5: a dishwasher tablet, right, and you warm it up gently
Speaker 5: for about ten or fifteen minutes and it cleans it
Speaker 5: for you. Okay, sparkling the pan is sparkling. After that,
Speaker 5: it just floats off.
Speaker 3: How does it come off the bottom like it's all
Speaker 3: stuck on that?
Speaker 5: No idea. That's the appliance of science that we don't
Speaker 5: need to worry about. But it does. What I know
Speaker 5: is it does the cleaning for you. Otherwise you might
Speaker 5: as well buy new pants. You've wrecked them.
Speaker 3: Did that super stuff ever come that you bought? Grease
Speaker 3: police it?
Speaker 5: I actually think someone stolen and this looks so good,
Speaker 5: this looks so good good. I'm just going to have
Speaker 5: his That's how good it is. Now I've contacted them.
Speaker 5: I need it. Late's a party your home of your
Speaker 5: emails to the show, Christian, I listened religiously every morning
Speaker 5: many years ago. I worked we were talking last week
Speaker 5: about what did you sit on? Many years ago, Christian
Speaker 5: I worked for a local hardware store as a delivery
Speaker 5: driver midsummer. This is from Craig Midsummer thick shorts, light clothing, Craig,
Speaker 5: it's very exciting and arousing for this summer morning. The
Speaker 5: thought of you in thick shorts and light clothing. I
Speaker 5: had to fuel up the truck is that the euphemism.
Speaker 5: I had to fuel up the truck I was driving
Speaker 5: and did so. When I finished, I climbed into my track.
Speaker 5: Don't forget easys and that he's got the truck. They're
Speaker 5: really they're riding rider right up by the old sack.
Speaker 5: He had to climb in his truck and he sat
Speaker 5: on the seat whack. He's put his going to block
Speaker 5: caps in. I got slash bitten on the gooch. Now
Speaker 5: he's putting in brackets. Money to google what that is?
Speaker 5: We all. I think that's universal. You could go anywhere
Speaker 5: in the world the holes of Afghanistans being bitten on
Speaker 5: my goose, they would know it was the worst wasp imaginable.
Speaker 5: A European one. Those are double hard basterds, the European ones.
Speaker 5: I've never felt pain like that still still makes the
Speaker 5: heckls on my next stand up to this day, three
Speaker 5: years ago, extra netting grape, always protect the gooch. Christian,
Speaker 5: just to let pats know you were talking the other
Speaker 5: week about the chicken when you buying the little bag
Speaker 5: and how you found it. It's called the bachelor's handbag years
Speaker 5: Just let Patsy know the corn beef in a bachelor's
Speaker 5: handbag is now also available at Wooly Get corn Beef.
Speaker 8: Patsy, Yes, he'd be dry and crusty by that point though,
Speaker 8: you know, like sitting under the by.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's never not like that. And then someone
Speaker 5: wants to note, did Gordon have knits me over the weekend?
Speaker 5: What a cliffhanger When we last left you, Young Gordon
Speaker 5: may have nits.
Speaker 3: The daycare had an outbreak of DIDs. He does not
Speaker 3: have it, but he is back there today.
Speaker 5: If you want to email, The show is Christian at
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's Show. I've just found out, Patsy that this
Speaker 5: criscus Jack managed to nuke. He was actually warming up
Speaker 5: a very nice chili Kong Khan that his wife had
Speaker 5: pre made before going on like a multi day hike.
Speaker 7: Yes, so the only bit you had to do was
Speaker 7: really was.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I put a couscus with the
Speaker 2: chili cong can tell you.
Speaker 5: No, we do it choice as well. Yesterday right my
Speaker 5: wife is is a way for right. So I'm actually
Speaker 5: home alone as well.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 7: She's made no food. She's made no foods.
Speaker 5: If you've got any leftovers, please I gladly have them.
Speaker 5: So I was chatting to my wife yesterday, and then
Speaker 5: my other daughter was trying to call me. I don't know,
Speaker 5: I get really intimidated when suddenly you get that, you
Speaker 5: know that end and accept, you get the three choices
Speaker 5: decline and hold. I literally just lose my mind, like
Speaker 5: what I don't even know. I don't want to press
Speaker 5: any of these. Who the head is? How are you
Speaker 5: holding one? Pausing? Somebody? Does anyone know what you meant
Speaker 5: to do? Because there are three options actually a screenshot
Speaker 5: and there's end and accept declines in the middle the
Speaker 5: red one, right is that decline everybody speaking to.
Speaker 3: Anyone call coming in and then except kills the call your.
Speaker 5: I always do that? Do you do hold and accept.
Speaker 2: No, I always miss it up. I always hang up
Speaker 2: on the person that.
Speaker 5: That's what I do. They go, what happened that somebody
Speaker 5: else was calling?
Speaker 3: And all that says is someone more important than you
Speaker 3: wants my attention?
Speaker 5: Because there are three options, there's end and accept, So
Speaker 5: you're ending the current call. Bye bye, Derek. Okay, I
Speaker 5: wasn't talking to dere but I'm just as I'm certain saying.
Speaker 5: Then there's the middle one decline.
Speaker 3: Yep, that declines whatever call is coming in keeps you
Speaker 3: on the phone to Derek.
Speaker 5: Derek, this person is not more important Derek right there.
Speaker 5: I know we can hear somebody else calling it, but
Speaker 5: they are not Derek. And then hold and accept. I
Speaker 5: put Derek on hold and I chat to Ray. Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: And I guess now whatever I go, Ray, Ray, this
Speaker 5: is bullshit. I don't need to get this right now?
Speaker 5: How do I get Derek back?
Speaker 3: I guess I've never put someone on hold? But I
Speaker 3: guess you get a new set of options then probably
Speaker 3: is even more complex than the ones you're already.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't team. Can you call me today?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 5: And in two of you to call me today? I
Speaker 5: need to rehearse what it's the hold and accept I
Speaker 5: want to master by the end of the year.
Speaker 3: I wonder what your personal hole music is as well,
Speaker 3: because when you're all different, well, when you're on hold
Speaker 3: to different companies, they all have their own on hold music.
Speaker 3: What's christians on hold music?
Speaker 5: Or is it just silence? No? No, Sit there in
Speaker 5: silence and think about your conversation with me. All right,
Speaker 5: we're gonna do the good Morning minute coming up next.
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Speaker 1: Mining, Good good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7: All right, the Good Morning Minutes, Good Morning Team too. Dave,
Speaker 7: Good morning, Dave, Morning day.
Speaker 5: But he's stuck on the Monish car park right now.
Speaker 5: Steve the trucky, Good morning, Good morning, Steve. It's fueling
Speaker 5: up in Laverton North. Good Morning Team is Peter in
Speaker 5: carum Down. Pinker's currently sorting thousands of bolts in the storeroom.
Speaker 5: Lucky Christian Dana from Clyde North. If you place the
Speaker 5: first call on hold and accept the second call, you
Speaker 5: get options to merge the first and second call into
Speaker 5: a three way conversation. That way you can talk to Ray.
Speaker 5: And it sounds too confusing to me. There's no way
Speaker 5: I'll better do that. Good morning to Sean, trying to
Speaker 5: work hold music Christian on phones is just a continuous
Speaker 5: beep two seconds apart.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's not very exciting.
Speaker 5: But if it can be continuous, if it's two seconds apart,
Speaker 5: do you mean intermittent, dude, go back to me. Good morning,
Speaker 5: my favorite peep. Sarah in Bundora getting ready for work,
Speaker 5: moning Sarah monitor Jojo Ferntree Gully, having a cup of tea,
Speaker 5: watching the dog, Sorry the fog over dandel And Rangers,
Speaker 5: or say our bigs of dog gaping over dandon Old Rangers.
Speaker 3: It is pretty nasty outside, filthy old.
Speaker 5: Morning, isn't it typical Melbourne? It's just like baking hot Saturday,
Speaker 5: muggy and then now there's a strange sort of misty
Speaker 5: rain as well.
Speaker 7: Morning to Locky in Riley.
Speaker 5: They're getting ready for us seven thirty am. This morning
Speaker 5: or christra rehearsal.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Lucky and Riley. What do you play?
Speaker 5: I bet you there would wind. Good morning to Joy,
Speaker 5: what a great name, just left the gym, or already
Speaker 5: got your workout and it's not even seven on Monday.
Speaker 5: That's very good, and then off to work at bomb
Speaker 5: Beach Primary School where Joe is a teacher. Morning and Joy.
Speaker 5: Good morning to Jack having his morning coffee with his mum.
Speaker 3: Cockatoo at that is a suburb, Yes, poor lad.
Speaker 5: Obviously a tough week, and now I think so that
Speaker 5: the cockatoo is his mom.
Speaker 3: Morning Joe.
Speaker 5: We're not to judge. Good morning to Stacey. Just got
Speaker 5: on the car to headed to Long where she's off
Speaker 5: to work.
Speaker 7: Good morning, stay all.
Speaker 5: Right, so we've got Patsy's new on the way. Rio
Speaker 5: and Jack lead the studio. Now, okay, I'm going to
Speaker 5: put my phone on speaker phone. Can you both try
Speaker 5: and call me after seven o'clock? And I want to
Speaker 5: see if I can master the hold and accept.
Speaker 1: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show. Every Monday, we ask you, what do
Speaker 5: you get up to this weekend? Tell us the story
Speaker 5: of your Weekend in six words, text meh four some
Speaker 5: five three one oh four three Good morning to Sean
Speaker 5: Simpson his six word weekend tree went up. Kids had fight.
Speaker 5: I'm guess it's the same thing even mine. Even though
Speaker 5: they're now eighteen and twenty, it's still the tradition when
Speaker 5: we're putting the tree up, they both have to have
Speaker 5: a hand each on the star at the top. I've
Speaker 5: got photos going back years of there's always some fight
Speaker 5: between them where one of them has got a hand
Speaker 5: slightly raised and the other one. So I'm getting Sean,
Speaker 5: that's what it was about the star on the top. Weekend.
Speaker 5: Backyard enjoyed it too much? Oh sorry, we did. Backyard
Speaker 5: enjoyed it too much? From Natalie Patsy, what's your six word? Weekend?
Speaker 8: Can always pick the exec producer. So Friday night Salsa
Speaker 8: whereby to Manuel and Andrea who've.
Speaker 2: Been there for nearly thirty years.
Speaker 8: Andrea does all the cooking and it is magnificent. And
Speaker 8: we finally got Caitlin and Zam there because of course
Speaker 8: they moved out, what would it be twelve months ago
Speaker 8: now and still haven't been So we went there Friday
Speaker 8: night for dinner.
Speaker 2: But Caitlin burst through the doors.
Speaker 8: And every executive producer I've work with, they're all the same,
Speaker 8: and it's not necessarily a criticism, but they just take charge,
Speaker 8: don't they.
Speaker 3: If it's not Domessican restaurant.
Speaker 7: I mean, but someone has took no.
Speaker 8: But it's we all sat down, okay, drinks. Caitlyn's like, okay, let's.
Speaker 5: When there's a group of you, right, somebody has to
Speaker 5: take control. No onely is my wife, right, but someone
Speaker 5: has to otherwise everyone's just this sort of nomad.
Speaker 3: The worst thing that can happen when you go out
Speaker 3: to a restaurant is nobody picks up the mill and
Speaker 3: you'll just and then nobody. Then somebody comes to take
Speaker 3: your own ones looked at the menu.
Speaker 5: No one wants to step forward. They don't appear to
Speaker 5: be too bossy or anything. But you need someone to
Speaker 5: do that, and everyone's better for it. Yeah. I like,
Speaker 5: let's let me too, and we're going to do some
Speaker 5: nimbles or starts first, and we give a bit longer
Speaker 5: with the menu, hold.
Speaker 2: The conversation, let's just order, get it out of the way.
Speaker 5: But it sounds like you got annoyed because it wasn't
Speaker 5: not at all the ship skills, yet abbage to come
Speaker 5: on the radio mark about it.
Speaker 8: It was actually very refreshing because I'm normally the one
Speaker 8: in the family that has to like keep.
Speaker 2: Order when we go out for dinner. So I was
Speaker 2: more than happy to let go.
Speaker 5: Of someone out there feathers ruffled come into my house.
Speaker 5: Andrew has been doing this for thirty years with Miguel.
Speaker 2: Not at all, not at all.
Speaker 8: And she was double parking. So we were doing, well,
Speaker 8: we're two drinks at a time like it was just
Speaker 8: and then we.
Speaker 5: Had a product hand up here to reply because she
Speaker 5: came in before the show today and said, oh, I
Speaker 5: went out from Mexican with pats and her husband Chris
Speaker 5: at the weekend. They were smashing the drinks.
Speaker 11: I was not double parked.
Speaker 5: Ever, might have been Patsy's drinks. Actually, perhaps you just
Speaker 5: so hammered with that rum.
Speaker 3: Perhaps you've got so many drinks that you have to
Speaker 3: hold some first for it.
Speaker 11: She was seeing double the first order of drinks.
Speaker 12: We got a.
Speaker 5: Rounded marks and so is it too much effort to
Speaker 5: do it? You actually use proper words on the radio, Margaritas.
Speaker 7: Was this someone the who called cooled marks?
Speaker 11: So we got a round of margaritas, and Chris got
Speaker 11: a beer on the side, so we had a doubler.
Speaker 11: By the time Zem and I were maybe halfway through
Speaker 11: our margaritas and the other two.
Speaker 5: Had already drinks. Did you even wait for you or
Speaker 5: ask if you like some?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: Done? And so had ordered. Now the marks they straightly
Speaker 5: was the kind of couple of the ones we've had
Speaker 5: a couple of start getting really affectionate, like public displays affection,
Speaker 5: like making out in front of you. No, the trouble
Speaker 5: was the faces, like you got the teenagers.
Speaker 3: Is the margarites like by twelve get one free or
Speaker 3: no they're not?
Speaker 8: Jack, No, but I've got the Tropical and I should
Speaker 8: have got their lemon, because Caitlyn, you had like a
Speaker 8: Chilian salt around your rim? Correct, which is what? Which
Speaker 8: is what I wanted? And I just had the Tropical,
Speaker 8: So then I had to swap. So I thought I
Speaker 8: may as well order again. And it was a hot day,
Speaker 8: like it barely touched the sides.
Speaker 2: It was a hot day.
Speaker 5: Can I say, I think we're getting the vibe here
Speaker 5: that were Were you all drunk?
Speaker 3: No, okay, let's ask this, did anyone travel No?
Speaker 7: Jack what a strange question.
Speaker 2: You know what did happen?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 8: We copped our first like ten dollars uber cancelation fee
Speaker 8: because he reckoned.
Speaker 5: Did he cancel you?
Speaker 3: It's not worth it another round the marks.
Speaker 5: I walked from here to a traveler.
Speaker 8: Please, I reckon, they're out the front. I couldn't see
Speaker 8: the red Joe, so we copped. You know how you
Speaker 8: can like appeal it and normally get off.
Speaker 2: I didn't get off.
Speaker 5: I think that guy obviously saw the stake.
Speaker 2: Dodged a bullet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show, Patty being Honest with Me. Right, So
Speaker 5: you're out to lunch with dinner on Friday night with
Speaker 5: producer Katin to get loud oh control?
Speaker 8: Honestly, I don't know who was louder, Caitlin or Chris
Speaker 8: who speaks at the volume of a million people. My
Speaker 8: ears were ringing and I got in the exact Seriously.
Speaker 5: We must record it, right, So I actually get nervous
Speaker 5: leaving the safety of this studio because I have to
Speaker 5: walk past Caitlyn out there. I don't know how anyone
Speaker 5: does any work when she's chatting to call us.
Speaker 3: It's meant to be sandproofing here, but she could easily
Speaker 3: have a conversation with you with the weekend in here
Speaker 3: sometimes and imagine adding alcohol to that.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, I just feel sorry for the other people
Speaker 5: that were also dying their Friday night. There's come up
Speaker 5: from a mantic dinner and it would sound like two
Speaker 5: planes taking up at the same time with a load
Speaker 5: of margery. All right, so Everyboday morning we ask you
Speaker 5: a story of your weekend. I really hope that something
Speaker 5: else happened to Who even put your name on this,
Speaker 5: but I really hope there was more going on this weekend.
Speaker 5: I mean, I love a potato salad, but to actually
Speaker 5: text a radio show ask I'm asking for the story
Speaker 5: of your weekend. There has to be more to an
Speaker 5: entire weekend. Had some really delicious potato salad.
Speaker 3: It must have been that game.
Speaker 5: It must have been really like wow, ow of everything
Speaker 5: that also happened of the weekend. Maybe you saw Wicked
Speaker 5: or Gladiated too, but that delicious potato Sally is I
Speaker 5: have to tell the guy on the radio. Other people
Speaker 5: need to know what happened to me this weekend. There
Speaker 5: need to be a witness to this. My six word
Speaker 5: weekend is act of kindness turned down. This sadly is
Speaker 5: I think this is a testament to we live in
Speaker 5: times now. We can't trust anyone. Friday after the show, Right,
Speaker 5: it's a beautiful sunny day. Right, it was really warm already.
Speaker 5: By about eleven o'clock, it was like twenty eight degrees.
Speaker 5: I thought, I'm going to go out for a walk
Speaker 5: for a couple of hours right home alone nothing, I'm
Speaker 5: going to go out for a walk. So I found
Speaker 5: like a really nice coastal pathwalk. So I parked at
Speaker 5: sand and I walked down towards Mento and so it
Speaker 5: was good, about a two hour walk. And as the
Speaker 5: one walk was coming to an end, I was going
Speaker 5: to turn around, I saw there was a really nice
Speaker 5: fish and chip shop. So I sit here how some
Speaker 5: fish and chips, and then I walked back. As I'm
Speaker 5: sat there, right, and it was a beautiful I'm looking
Speaker 5: out over the over the bay. It was stunning. There's
Speaker 5: an old guy who's unloading like a delivery. And when
Speaker 5: I mean old, I mean like he must be knocking
Speaker 5: on seventy by now it's like thirty degrees. Right, he's
Speaker 5: unloading his van by himself, and he's taking it. He's
Speaker 5: walking like with like trays of like drinks and potatoes
Speaker 5: by himself. Right, he's sweating from the effort. He's walking
Speaker 5: behind me into a store room. I think, do you
Speaker 5: know I can't see it. I'm going to go and
Speaker 5: help him? Right on you. So I thought if I
Speaker 5: offer to help, he will say no. I thought I'd
Speaker 5: just go the back of his truck pick up.
Speaker 3: Why do you think you would say no?
Speaker 5: Because I thought, you know, people like you look like
Speaker 5: one of those bub people that go oh no, no, no.
Speaker 5: You were sitting enjoy yourself young. Why why do you
Speaker 5: think that's so bad?
Speaker 4: You're stealing?
Speaker 5: He actually he didn't crack it, but he was really He
Speaker 5: actually took what hand in my hands. I said, I
Speaker 5: give you a hand. I'm just sat there. He goes,
Speaker 5: He goes, what you're doing? I went, no, I'll come
Speaker 5: and help you. In wait?
Speaker 3: Did you pick something out of the back of his
Speaker 3: hand before you said?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you want to?
Speaker 5: I just I just started to start working with him. Fine,
Speaker 5: why you want to do an active kindness? Now? Had
Speaker 5: a big old bag. It was like a twenty five kid,
Speaker 5: a bag of spugs, and he went, what you doing
Speaker 5: like this? I went on, I'll give you a hand.
Speaker 5: Then he starts to such grab it off. We went no, no,
Speaker 5: I really don't mind, and then we almost got into
Speaker 5: a slight tussle about this big bag of spugs.
Speaker 7: Sometimes active kindness.
Speaker 1: To the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show, goodring to Lisa, listen to us right
Speaker 5: now recovering from a motorbile account and she got poor things,
Speaker 5: got two brokenmands and can leg trying to text us
Speaker 5: about six word weekend. Don't don't worry about it. Just
Speaker 5: don't worry about it. Sad times that the team during
Speaker 5: that song have burst in the studio and are laughing
Speaker 5: at me because of my Well, the Bible couldn't exist
Speaker 5: these days because someone like me, a modern Jesus wouldn't
Speaker 5: have been gone around healing and doing things random act
Speaker 5: of kindness.
Speaker 3: No, but I think what Jesus was doing was telling
Speaker 3: people what he was about to do before he didn't.
Speaker 5: He didn't he didn't go to the lepers and go, hey, lepers,
Speaker 5: watch me, watch this, watch this. He just started doing stuff.
Speaker 5: He didn't say I'm about to do Jesus stuff.
Speaker 3: You went up to a delivery fair.
Speaker 5: Oh God, into the back thirty degrees Jack. He's doing
Speaker 5: a lot of this is he's walking unloads van when
Speaker 5: I'm sating the having some chip hot chips. He's doing this, Yeah, trips.
Speaker 5: I thought that he could have a heart attack.
Speaker 7: I agree, and I'm going to be a news and go.
Speaker 5: Meanwhile, an English DJ just sat there enjoying his hot chips.
Speaker 5: None on my watch, old timer. I've got you back.
Speaker 5: And I thought a gentleman like that, like me. If
Speaker 5: I went and said, hey, do you want help, he
Speaker 5: feel embarrassed, he feel ashamed and turned me down, even
Speaker 5: though he needs it. So I thought, I just just
Speaker 5: do it, don't ask.
Speaker 3: Even just saying let me give you a hand with it,
Speaker 3: and then started.
Speaker 7: Just help the old guy.
Speaker 5: But then we got into a confusing situation and he didn't.
Speaker 5: He actually slightly slightly annoyed that I was just at
Speaker 5: the back of his van unloading some potatoes.
Speaker 3: Your potato thing, the hard chips dound enough. How you
Speaker 3: have to steal more potatoes.
Speaker 5: It's a sad state of affairs. I was only trying
Speaker 5: to help, Katie. You've got a story about somebody only
Speaker 5: trying to help.
Speaker 12: Yes.
Speaker 11: So when I was younger, my cousins were visiting and
Speaker 11: we were in there holding commodore heading up the coast
Speaker 11: when the battery died in the car. So we're on
Speaker 11: the side of the highway and this old bloke pulled
Speaker 11: up with his car.
Speaker 5: That's probably the old guy that was unloading that fan mento.
Speaker 13: You have a lot of potatoes, and he was like, hey, guys,
Speaker 13: how are you going.
Speaker 3: I'll help you out.
Speaker 11: I'll, you know, tie your car up to my car
Speaker 11: and I'll take you up to the service station. Because
Speaker 11: then on the side of the highway you can't get
Speaker 11: picked up because it's too unsafe. No jump leads, No,
Speaker 11: it's too unsafe to pull over and do that.
Speaker 2: So they usually take you off the highway. Yeah, anyway, so.
Speaker 3: What do you mean tell.
Speaker 11: Tow trucks they can't pick you up on.
Speaker 7: The You'll get a bit of rope from like here's
Speaker 7: bumper to yours.
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, so he's toe ball to the front of ours,
Speaker 11: right anyway, So he takes off and because we're on
Speaker 11: the highway, he starts going up to eighty k's somebody.
Speaker 5: But then you start to flip out.
Speaker 11: Well, my uncle was like, we got no battery, I
Speaker 11: don't have brakes. My brakes don't work, so we.
Speaker 5: Were would have been terrifying. You know, this madman could
Speaker 5: be driving you to somewhere to chop you up.
Speaker 3: You are at his will of mercy.
Speaker 11: It's me and my man and my uncle and my cousin.
Speaker 13: And he's like everyone ready for impact, like he was
Speaker 13: rapes no breaks, and so he's like, all right, So
Speaker 13: he's starting to like, as we're coming into the service station,
Speaker 13: the guy frants obviously breaking.
Speaker 5: But we're not.
Speaker 13: So my um was having to use a handbreak and
Speaker 13: to the back of his car.
Speaker 11: We do thousands of dollars worth of damage on the
Speaker 11: back of mound in front of his Luckily, everyone was saying,
Speaker 11: but he did.
Speaker 12: Not help out all.
Speaker 5: You're not giving good examples a good.
Speaker 3: His intentions were good.
Speaker 13: And Mark was yelling out the window towing somebody on
Speaker 13: the back of his car.
Speaker 11: He had over the tie wheel a sticker that said
Speaker 11: no worries.
Speaker 5: He was living is true. It's like a mantra in
Speaker 5: my mind. He's just repeating it. He can hear your screams.
Speaker 1: No Christian Connall show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show particiicating story about the car towing from
Speaker 5: hell or someone making it worse than just a flat battery.
Speaker 5: So you've never seen like two cars, one toe and
Speaker 5: the other just a piece of big thick rope going
Speaker 5: from like the rear bumper of the lead car to
Speaker 5: the car that's broken out.
Speaker 3: I assumed only tow trucks, no.
Speaker 7: Years ago, someone ever just a big old bit.
Speaker 3: Of rope And what do you put it on the
Speaker 3: other end? What you tied around the bumper?
Speaker 8: Yeah, there's there is actually a little loop up under
Speaker 8: the front bumper bump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what on old cars there used
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 3: And you used to use regular rope. You don't have
Speaker 3: to have towing rope.
Speaker 5: No, and you normally traditionally because this is why obviously
Speaker 5: would have been terrifying for Kitlin that in the back
Speaker 5: you're meant to got a very slow speed.
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
Speaker 5: Because obviously otherwise suddenly, like the car that's towing the
Speaker 5: one the front is suddenly breaks and you've got to
Speaker 5: keep your eye on it. If you're going too quick,
Speaker 5: you will like they did, go into the back, into
Speaker 5: the back. Yeah, but I'm sure biople of stories about
Speaker 5: telling you that you're like, you don't see it so
Speaker 5: much these days because you just call the IRAC. Yeah,
Speaker 5: let a pro come around and do and they've got
Speaker 5: that proper metal bar they attach, not just some old
Speaker 5: fraid bit of rope. So we're looking for your stories.
Speaker 5: You made it worse on nine four one one four three.
Speaker 5: I remember my daughter was about five. It was a
Speaker 5: Saturday morning and my wife was having a line and
Speaker 5: she was moaning that her hair was getting in her eyes.
Speaker 5: So I thought, oh, I just give it little trim.
Speaker 5: And you know when you go to the ad they
Speaker 5: they don't just cut straight, do they. They do like
Speaker 5: an angle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5: So I thought, well, the pros they take a section
Speaker 5: of hand and do it an angle. But of course
Speaker 5: there's being the fringe. What happened was I grabbed a
Speaker 5: bit that did the angle. Then I got, oh my god.
Speaker 3: The diagonal fringe.
Speaker 7: It looked like Harry from the Bar, dumb and dumber.
Speaker 5: And they were thinking, oh god, this is I'm in
Speaker 5: so much trouble. And my wife got up and she was, oh,
Speaker 5: thanks to Lyon. And then Ruby went in there went
Speaker 5: let's go dance down. I danced down to my hair
Speaker 5: and she lost it. We had to go to the
Speaker 5: hairdressers in the morning, no appointment. I could hear my
Speaker 5: wife the phone. He won't believe that. My husband's just
Speaker 5: done now. I thought he could just have a go
Speaker 5: at hair dressing. I've been growing that fringe out for
Speaker 5: six months, so for months.
Speaker 7: She's got this a dodgy old barnet. She's gone.
Speaker 3: My mom took me to the emergency hairdresser once after
Speaker 3: dad trying to give me a haircut. He used to
Speaker 3: shave my head in primary school and then one day
Speaker 3: he did it. I forgot to put the clipper guard on,
Speaker 3: so just shaved and so he started going out the
Speaker 3: back of.
Speaker 7: Saying, you don't for the back of your head a little.
Speaker 3: Almost literal ballpatch. So mum took me to the headdress
Speaker 3: of it. It's like, there's nothing we can do. We
Speaker 3: can't make that anything until it grows back.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's show, you made it worse. We're looking for
Speaker 5: your story as well. When you had good intentions but
Speaker 5: bad result nine four one four one oh four three
Speaker 5: Tony's got an update now about towing.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Tony, Good morning fellow.
Speaker 5: How are is all? Yeah? Good over? You had a
Speaker 5: nice weekend. Welcome to a show. So we were talking
Speaker 5: about towing and you don't see so much of it
Speaker 5: where you used to just see a car toeing another
Speaker 5: one the two cars attached with rope.
Speaker 14: Why that is is because it's illegal the toe in
Speaker 14: in Australia. You cannot toe another vehicle in Australia at all.
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 14: That's right? Because if you heard you what you did,
Speaker 14: hear the.
Speaker 5: Story before because of that.
Speaker 14: Yeah, because when you tow a vehicle, it's the injured.
Speaker 14: A lot of eagles now break the cyst. So if
Speaker 14: you've got the engine off, that's why you notice when
Speaker 14: your car you roll at the end your driveway sometimes
Speaker 14: you press the break. Then you gotta press take a
Speaker 14: time and a dozen and I stop breaks running out right.
Speaker 7: So it's it's illegal.
Speaker 14: You cannot do that.
Speaker 5: All right, Tony? Thank you very much? You cal well,
Speaker 5: I got you.
Speaker 14: Well, I got you. I've got a I made it worse. Yeah,
Speaker 14: well it wasn't me. As my nephew where we're gonna
Speaker 14: we've got a property and he wanted to cut out
Speaker 14: one of the foles, so he said, yeah, right, we'll
Speaker 14: last sue. The fole is only a young fole, nine
Speaker 14: months old. So we got it. Then I got the rope.
Speaker 14: We lastued the fole. The rope's running through my fingers
Speaker 14: and all of a sudden, pow, bang break. I break
Speaker 14: four of my fingers. What happened here? I looked down
Speaker 14: and this is not at the end of the rope,
Speaker 14: I said, heard the money not get there, and he
Speaker 14: goes I was all afraid. I thought, I'll tie it
Speaker 14: up and make it neat, say through my head and
Speaker 14: four of my fingers.
Speaker 7: Bang original Batman, Tony, thank you very much too much.
Speaker 5: Thank You're Sporting US Ambassador. Matt. Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 15: We're on a on a trip across to the Big
Speaker 15: Desert and dropped in the service station and with my brother,
Speaker 15: we're filling up with fuel and this these young boys
Speaker 15: were over there trying to blow up their basketball. So
Speaker 15: my brother, being a good citizen, goes over and goes,
Speaker 15: come here, I'll fix up your basketball for you. So
Speaker 15: I get their compressive out for the tires for your cars.
Speaker 15: Lads onto the onto the basketball, just pressed it really hard,
Speaker 15: gives it the full gas, just goes at going to
Speaker 15: play the whole thing up and looked at the kid's
Speaker 15: face and there and my brother goes out, here you go, kids,
Speaker 15: throws in twenty bucks and see you later.
Speaker 5: They would have been so upset.
Speaker 15: Absolutely absolutely, So.
Speaker 5: That's what it says on there No inflatables, Matt, thank
Speaker 5: you very much.
Speaker 1: She call the Christian O'Connell Show podcast every Monday.
Speaker 5: On the show, then we play back your mishard there,
Speaker 5: which you've got some brilliant, brand new once this morning
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Speaker 6: It's just another miss heard day, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics.
Speaker 5: All right, so as you play back your misheard lyrics
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Speaker 5: Warren's wealth.
Speaker 12: I can't believe they've taken Warns.
Speaker 5: Or is it a reference to Lawrence Welk, world famous accordionist.
Speaker 5: How does Sam even know.
Speaker 7: About Lawrence wealth?
Speaker 3: Is he world famous?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I can't believe they're taking Lawrence Welk.
Speaker 12: I can't believe they've taken Warren.
Speaker 5: And if you want to hear this is what this
Speaker 5: is how good Lawrence Welk is on the accordion we'll
Speaker 5: get that matter. World championship belt? Did they have a belt? Champ?
Speaker 5: Great stuff, Lawrence, Thank you.
Speaker 12: I can't believe they've taken Warren.
Speaker 5: I'm impressed with that, But I'm more impressed that we
Speaker 5: have a listener that would know who the hell Lawrence
Speaker 5: Welk was.
Speaker 3: And the users in a way that suggests he thinks
Speaker 3: we all know we're.
Speaker 5: Going to go Lawrence.
Speaker 12: Well, I can't believe they taken war.
Speaker 5: As Craig Scott, Billy Idol rebel. Yeah, original line, what
Speaker 5: set you free? I need you here by me? Or
Speaker 5: is it what set you free? And did you hear
Speaker 5: barn me? That's a great one, me, it is very good,
Speaker 5: well done, Craig, What set you free?
Speaker 7: And did you hear barn me?
Speaker 5: That's very good? Yes, Dame's member. Safety dance? Safety dance? Well,
Speaker 5: the safety dance? Ah, yes, the safety dance? Or is
Speaker 5: it saved at dance when I saved it dance? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 5: I saved it dance. Yes, it's in there.
Speaker 3: A great way for Dan Murphy to do a commercial
Speaker 3: about saving money your own alcohol.
Speaker 5: Yes, a great radio advert has been born. Steve has
Speaker 5: got the Beach Boys. When I grew up to be
Speaker 5: a man where my kids be proud or think their
Speaker 5: old man is really a square? I just want to
Speaker 5: say before I play out this next bit. If you're
Speaker 5: doing a school run right now and there're a young
Speaker 5: children in the car that could be easily upset, turn
Speaker 5: the radio down or retune for the next ten seconds.
Speaker 5: Now the rest of you, he will my kids be
Speaker 5: proud or think their old man's willy is square?
Speaker 3: It's there, well done protecting the children a.
Speaker 5: Few absolutely protect those iss. Sophie and her boyfriend Lars
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Speaker 5: They had Dreams of War, dreams of liars, dreams of dragons,
Speaker 5: fire and a big double bed the world the Last the.
Speaker 1: Wagons file.
Speaker 5: All right, as always, when you miss here the lyrics
Speaker 5: you can email me. So it's not hist't a bit more.
Speaker 5: Lawrence welk bloody and he's good's got the Michael Flattney
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Speaker 5: Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot.
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Speaker 5: Christmas Time is about the kids. We're giving you permission
Speaker 5: right now now all the grown ups listen to the show.
Speaker 5: What about you? What would you love? You're not going
Speaker 5: to buy it for yourself, maybe you won't even ask
Speaker 5: somebody to get it for you. Let us give you
Speaker 5: the Christmas present that you really love this year and
Speaker 5: by the way, obviously cost of living osted times. We
Speaker 5: have ten thousand dollars. We're into a second week of
Speaker 5: giving this away. Some of you aren't hearing my words
Speaker 5: and aren't even really listening to the value of the
Speaker 5: things We've been given away. An ACCU pressure seat cover Friday,
Speaker 5: a pair of Assex trainers Thursday, someone asked for a brand
Speaker 5: new caravan. And then my favorite email was someone who
Speaker 5: said they just needed cheering up right now, what a
Speaker 5: nine hundred dollars pair of Mew Mew sunglasses. If you
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Speaker 5: any trading offer by at least five thousand dollars and
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Speaker 5: first terms apply. So we're about to cross live to
Speaker 5: the North Bowl. Santa's lessener and bogan brother, Gary Clause
Speaker 5: is waiting for us. Hey, let's please think.
Speaker 9: Gary Clauses come in a town.
Speaker 4: Gary Clauses come in a town.
Speaker 10: He's making a list of struck us with gifts, but
Speaker 10: only four adult's gotten up in four kids, Dary Clauses come.
Speaker 9: In a town stoping by the pop or the Crown.
Speaker 3: Gary Claus is coming to town.
Speaker 5: Gary.
Speaker 7: Are you there live in the North Pole? What's going on?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: How was your weekend?
Speaker 5: Big one?
Speaker 4: Were you on it? It was stinking hard, wasn't it one?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you get that muggy weather as well?
Speaker 7: It was so much in the North Pole.
Speaker 4: Yes, you wouldn't that tell bloody.
Speaker 12: Hot it was?
Speaker 3: You're kidding?
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 10: The budgie smugglers got the elf the slipping slide for
Speaker 10: the little elves. Turn then else slipping slop.
Speaker 5: Great fun with the elves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they will love it their live Christian.
Speaker 3: It's too hot for me now.
Speaker 5: In case someone's just hearing this for the first time,
Speaker 5: how does it work again?
Speaker 10: Well, Christian, my brother Santa all he does spends all
Speaker 10: year getting gifts for kids.
Speaker 5: Oh lovely, No, I'm like kids, what the freaking hell?
Speaker 4: Adults? Adults are the ones that spend all year working hard.
Speaker 5: It's a good point.
Speaker 10: Actually, they need rewards, So that is what I'm here for.
Speaker 10: If you're an adult you want something for Christmas, your
Speaker 10: kid's not going to get it for you.
Speaker 4: Gary will get.
Speaker 3: It for you. Do you have kids yourself going.
Speaker 4: I have three lovely kids. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I'm lucky.
Speaker 5: Then, really I didn't know that back story.
Speaker 4: Yes, ten eight and three, we got Chase, we got.
Speaker 5: SHANEO and what you see them every other weekend.
Speaker 4: I know we're doing different houses.
Speaker 7: Ye, she's in the best.
Speaker 5: So don't you make it work? Oh? Good, well, work
Speaker 5: a lovely story. Now, one thing, if you can get
Speaker 5: a colleague, I work with this. Pat she like another
Speaker 5: Leads bottle of rum. She smashed one over the weekend.
Speaker 5: Just got through it.
Speaker 4: We are well.
Speaker 10: I believe we got tru leaves for you last year,
Speaker 10: Pats you, so you must have burned through that.
Speaker 4: We can find some room in a budget for another bottle.
Speaker 2: Of the cupping days.
Speaker 5: All right, So Gary, we've got some emails from grown ups.
Speaker 5: How old is a grown up? What age do you
Speaker 5: go from teenager to grown up? Gary?
Speaker 4: Eighteen?
Speaker 3: He's the leader off that I.
Speaker 5: And please don't use the phrase legal cut off either. Okay,
Speaker 5: Cy's gonna shake up? Okay, lovely email here from Caitlin,
Speaker 5: who's nineteen. What I really like for Christmas this year
Speaker 5: is a cargo trainer for my bicycle. Now to move
Speaker 5: out of home for UNI. We'd love to ride my
Speaker 5: bike to the shops. Having a trailer for my bike
Speaker 5: will make it so much easier to carry everything Ryan
Speaker 5: to rather than trying to juggle bags of shopping while
Speaker 5: riding a bike. I want to be as independent as
Speaker 5: possible when I move out. Any support in my upcoming
Speaker 5: adulting adventure would be greatly appreciated. This is a brilliantly
Speaker 5: worded email.
Speaker 4: Very articulate, Christian.
Speaker 5: I do worry about the attitude of other students seeing.
Speaker 3: Oh, nothing says adult to me like riding you back
Speaker 3: to the shops with a trailer.
Speaker 4: Christian.
Speaker 5: It's very hipster, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's very very north Side. But Gary, I'm very environmentally conscious.
Speaker 4: I do believe kids are the future.
Speaker 5: So I am happy, kid. This is a junior adult
Speaker 5: staying character.
Speaker 7: Okay, so very happy.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 10: We need to do what we can to save this
Speaker 10: plannet to keep the north Hole from getting too hot.
Speaker 10: And it starts with will lax like that just taking
Speaker 10: your bike instead of the car, So Caitlyn, I would
Speaker 10: be more.
Speaker 7: Than Caln's on the line now, Caitlyn, good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Gary and Christian. Everyone there, good.
Speaker 5: Morning and listen, congratulations, see we're off to UNI. How
Speaker 5: exciting do you start in January February?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm moving in February, early February.
Speaker 5: And how are mom and dad with it all?
Speaker 1: I think it depends on the day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know that our youngest one is about
Speaker 5: to leave just like you. Actually about in February as well.
Speaker 5: But how excited to know you're looking forward to it? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I really am.
Speaker 5: Well listen, Gary said, yes, you can have your cargo
Speaker 5: trailer for the bike. You can put all that local.
Speaker 7: Producee in there.
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: All right, good luck at UNI next you enjoy?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 5: All right. We've got another one here. Who's this from?
Speaker 5: Five hundred dollars? Gary Klaws is a big one. It's
Speaker 5: one of our most expensive ones. And this is from Holly.
Speaker 7: Holly, My houses are shambles.
Speaker 5: I would love to someone to all the clothes and
Speaker 5: mess and clutter in my house. Could somebody hire a
Speaker 5: professional decluttering expert to come round for a clutter free
Speaker 5: Christmas and start to the great idea?
Speaker 3: I wait for five of them.
Speaker 7: I'll I'll do it.
Speaker 5: Wis fifty each.
Speaker 7: What's a very bespoke service, just tiny stuff up.
Speaker 4: Where do you have the Marie condo package for Holly?
Speaker 5: She's now living in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: It's it's officially lost.
Speaker 10: Is a Marie condo adjacent package as strong as Marie Condo.
Speaker 4: She'll come over to your house, no.
Speaker 7: Matter how much Maria condo is it?
Speaker 5: Like Gary clause is the theme here.
Speaker 10: She'll come over and she'll turn all your clutters, She'll
Speaker 10: clean it up, She'll give you a whole new perspective
Speaker 10: online all your stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Holly's on the line now, Holly.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning guys, Good morning.
Speaker 4: Gary, Good morning Holly.
Speaker 7: So where's all the mess?
Speaker 5: Holly?
Speaker 10: It's everywhere?
Speaker 3: It's getting out of control. And I'm holding Christmas at
Speaker 3: mine this year, so I really need some help.
Speaker 5: What a great idea I think. Do you think for
Speaker 5: people to do this for time now? Declustering experts?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not me, but y if I need some help.
Speaker 11: I'm an accumulator, urah, maybe a hoarder.
Speaker 4: It's big business Christian decluttering.
Speaker 10: And if you're going to host Christmas, you can't have
Speaker 10: a cluttered Christmas arm.
Speaker 5: Is that present under the tree or is it more
Speaker 5: dirty or washing there? You know exactly exactly dead stubbies.
Speaker 10: Could be whatever, no point speculating, but Holly, I would
Speaker 10: be so happy to clean up your.
Speaker 4: Christmas this year.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Gary.
Speaker 5: Course, Holly, well done. Okay, have a good Christmas.
Speaker 9: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Gary. We're chatting in tomorrow, all right, see then, Gary, Okay,
Speaker 5: email then let us know what would you like? Christian
Speaker 5: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au and I'll read
Speaker 5: out to Gary.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: On the Time Way Today. Pair of tickets to go
Speaker 5: and see Sydney Lauper. She's here in April next year.
Speaker 5: Girls just want to have fun. Farewell. Spell Tour is
Speaker 5: going to be in Melbourne April. The second tickets are
Speaker 5: on sound now at Tickertech. Today's time Waster. We're looking
Speaker 5: for you to merge a TV show and a band.
Speaker 5: There's a whole raft of actors and actressess who are
Speaker 5: musically talented. Steve Martin is playing the band Show Forever
Speaker 5: sixty years and won multiple Grammys. Russell Crowe lead singer,
Speaker 5: a thirty odd foot of grunts, and Kevin Baconer's brother
Speaker 5: in the band The bacon Brothers. So we're looking for
Speaker 5: you to mix a TV show and a movie.
Speaker 3: You've missed one of the big ones, Lawrence. Well, obviously
Speaker 3: the Lawrence is a great accordion place.
Speaker 5: You are quite right. So we're asking you how to
Speaker 5: mix a TV show and a band. Merge a TV
Speaker 5: show with a band, The Brian Adams Family, Gold, Terrifying,
Speaker 5: another syrupy Middle of the Road Rocks.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, do do do do? Mad Men at work?
Speaker 5: Silver, Patsy get this one. And people of a certain age,
Speaker 5: are you two being served? Are you too being served?
Speaker 2: A just a gender this Monday Place?
Speaker 5: Silver, BB King of the Hill, Silver plus Dr the Who,
Speaker 5: Gold and Kanye West Wing Silver, Jackie Boy, what have
Speaker 5: you got there? Mix a TV show with the band
Speaker 5: Cheers for Fears, Oh.
Speaker 7: Cheers for Fairs.
Speaker 5: Silver.
Speaker 3: You loved Emily and Paris in your Purpose. I still
Speaker 3: love it, Jack Now it's eminem in Paris.
Speaker 5: Very good, Gold.
Speaker 3: Boy Meet Loafs World te Yeah, Silver, and this is
Speaker 3: a kids show. I love about a little yellow car
Speaker 3: when I was growing up Brumbawamba.
Speaker 5: Oh that's very good.
Speaker 7: God plus and for the brum reference as well.
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Speaker 5: Merged TV show with the band best in Show today.
Speaker 5: Pair of tickets. Go and see Cindy Lauper here at
Speaker 5: Rod Laver Arena April second, next year. Tickets at tic
Speaker 5: a Tech Jack.
Speaker 7: You're red to Mark ready to go?
Speaker 5: All right? Merging a TV show with a band like
Speaker 5: Julie with the Golden Spice Girls Silver. This is Julie
Speaker 5: from a Rabin right, early supporter of the show six
Speaker 5: and half years ago, a couple of weeks ago, walking
Speaker 5: the dogs and this lady, I can hear someone calling
Speaker 5: my name. You know this lady sounds angry. I turn
Speaker 5: around and give it a go, hi waiting, and here
Speaker 5: we go. It's Judy from Rabin. She went, it's Judy
Speaker 5: from Rabbin and went, oh oh hi. And I can
Speaker 5: tell that she was not happy with me. She went,
Speaker 5: why don't you read out any of my text messages?
Speaker 6: We get so many I'm not excluding you.
Speaker 5: Know me too. She was scary that she was having
Speaker 5: lunch with her mom and her mom was not looking
Speaker 5: through the window, like is it bloodiness you bothering? She
Speaker 5: was really nice this I send them every there and
Speaker 5: there used to be loads in the early days. And
Speaker 5: now you're too big for me. Chet the Eights. We're
Speaker 5: really not, but please you know as well this went.
Speaker 5: You live around here, don't you as well?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no moving Now.
Speaker 7: Well done, Judy.
Speaker 5: Gold, he said, yeah that was it. Yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 5: funniest of the year. Christopher Davis and Benny Hilltop Hoods
Speaker 5: Gold Producers for tomorrow. Can we can I hear that
Speaker 5: mash up of what Benny Hill mixed in with the
Speaker 5: Hilltop Hoods would sound like? Please? Three and a half
Speaker 5: minute work from Jewels Silver. The price is right, said
Speaker 5: fred Nick. Cave and the Bad Sisters Silver, Parson Lincoln
Speaker 5: Parks and Wreck Gold, Everyone Loves Raymond and the Ramones Bronze, Crowded,
Speaker 5: Full House Silver, n w a Hey, it's Saturday Silver
Speaker 5: plus Steve well done, orangeest In New Black, Sabbath Bronze,
Speaker 5: Laura New Order Silver, Beavis and Butthole Surfers Gold. Oh
Speaker 5: you're gonna give gold that one. I thought Laura New
Speaker 5: Order was smart, but no anything with Everyone Loves Raymond,
Speaker 5: No Rock.
Speaker 16: Gold plush that comes from Brussel, well done, Brooklyn, nine
Speaker 16: inch Nails Silver, Simon and Garfield Gold Blast.
Speaker 3: That's very good.
Speaker 5: Oh, Simon, and just that big old thatching jact that
Speaker 5: really doesn't make me laugh. Anthony Amy, Shark Tank gold Ellen,
Speaker 5: well done, and this one is from Steve System of
Speaker 5: a downtown Abbey gold. That's some very funny ones today,
Speaker 5: claiming Judy from Rabbin please sleep my house some mone jack.
Speaker 5: Who's the winner today?
Speaker 3: Is it Judy Moraviin, it is Cydney Lauper tickets for
Speaker 3: that give me a thumb up.
Speaker 5: That we should have a separation of church and state.
Speaker 5: You pick whoever that's the fairest one.
Speaker 3: My favorite one was everybody loves RAYMONDO Rock Weld.
Speaker 5: I'm Bruce, You're the winner today, Please enjoy Cindy Lauper.
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Speaker 5: Couple of some unfinished business. One of the time wasts
Speaker 5: they so one of the mes heard lyrics mentioned Lawrence Welk.
Speaker 5: We've never heard of Lawrence Welk, but obviously the person
Speaker 5: who sent this time wasting is a fan of Lawrence Welk,
Speaker 5: apparently a world famous back in the day in the seventies. Accordionist.
Speaker 12: I can't believe they've taken Lawrence wealth victim.
Speaker 5: Anyway. One of you who's texting and going everyone knew
Speaker 5: Lawrence Welk. He did a big TV show in America
Speaker 5: and his closing song is world famous. I've still never
Speaker 5: heard of Lawrence Welk anyway. This is his Lawrence Welk
Speaker 5: good Night's song, part of the entertainment back in the day.
Speaker 5: Just odd, just odd. You think of the golden age
Speaker 5: of like great stuff we've got now this is all
Speaker 5: you need to do? How long is this nonsense going on?
Speaker 7: For Quen easy to do a TV show?
Speaker 5: Back? Are they?
Speaker 7: After the show was the same good Night and then.
Speaker 3: We've got them good Morning's gone. He's way bigger than
Speaker 3: what we think though he was. Yeah, Lawrence Well had
Speaker 3: his own series. This show was so puppy. He had
Speaker 3: his own series of wealth resorts. What do you mean
Speaker 3: through North America?
Speaker 5: Well, actually go and stay.
Speaker 3: There and stay there.
Speaker 5: That's incredible. All right, tomorrow's show today? Can you you've
Speaker 5: got Spotify and phone? How many streams as like his
Speaker 5: mother's probably got? Has he got like a couple of million?
Speaker 5: Is there's still love out there for the for Lawrence
Speaker 5: Welk and his accordion. Well w e okay.
Speaker 3: Five and a half million for his number one song
Speaker 3: that is too bad. It's a lot riders in the sky,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 5: Tomorrow's show. Two of the calls we had today just
Speaker 5: happened to mention the word bang during their stories.
Speaker 14: I miss you. He wanted to cut out one of
Speaker 14: the foles, so we got it. Then I got the rope.
Speaker 14: We lessu the fole, the ropes running through my fingers,
Speaker 14: and all of a sudden, pal bang, I break four
Speaker 14: of my fingers. I look down and this are not
Speaker 14: at the end of the rope.
Speaker 15: We're on a trip filling up with fuel. These young
Speaker 15: boys were over there trying to blow up their basketball.
Speaker 15: So my brother get there, compressed outloads onto the basketball.
Speaker 15: Just press it really hard. It's good it the full
Speaker 15: gas just goes bang and play the whole thing up tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Bang your story with a bang in it. It could
Speaker 5: be the beginning. You could start with the bank, could
Speaker 5: end with the bang, a bang in the middle wherever
Speaker 5: you want the bank. But we want to hear bang
Speaker 5: stories tomorrow. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 5: dot au.
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