WEBVTT - FULL: The Potato Thief 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:04.800 Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:14.360 Showtime Delivered, Sealed delivered. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.440 The townsfolk loved it for me. 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:20.000 Once fake bum Dot Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:21.480 four point three. 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:23.600 Show one thousand, two hundred. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:26.560 And thirty eight. Good morning, Patsy morning, Good morning morning, 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:27.480 guys to pop. 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:30.200 Patsy's got where you had Last week mouth aulster was 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:32.040 breaking out within the team. 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.839 Massive on the right side of my cheek. Can you tell? 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:40.280 It's like, yeah, you did the news and did fine, 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:43.480 right of course, and then suddenly this is I hate 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.760 to say, but typical lady behavior. 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:48.640 No no, no, it is when you. 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:51.360 Say something and go, oh, you've noticed, and then they 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:52.479 over index on it. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:57.600 My elephant man, the news faultless. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:00.440 It shows the professional that I am, but didn't want 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:01.360 to be that. 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:04.880 These as well say this is more important than the news. 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:06.400 Take my newshad off. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:11.920 It's sitting writing between where my teeth sort of join, 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:17.080 so I keep biting on its massive, I reckon. 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:19.240 If I put my cheek back, you would see the lump. 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.800 It's one of those angry craters. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.640 It's massive. It's like a volcano. 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:27.600 The worst you the next three days are going to 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:28.800 be the worst I had. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.280 But surely you with your access to various sort of 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:33.160 potions and old women's tales. 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:38.240 Again, old women's tales. No, you know what I did 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:38.759 last night? 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:42.760 I might have got a leader bottle of rum at 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.080 Costco the other week here to drink it the pain away. 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:53.400 So it did definish Cardi pirate pats usually, No, I'm 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:57.600 not usually reserved for judy free and alcoholics. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:01.960 No, not alcoholics. You need to lead it because it's cheap, 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:02.920 and I like it. 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:04.680 But as many things in cheap, you don't need to. 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:05.680 Buy them, Yes I do. 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:06.800 I was out of Bacardi. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.800 What do you like? What do you get Bundy? Yeah? 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:14.679 No, no, no Biccardi, Bacardi rum. It's white rum. See 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.480 so what do you mix that with a little bit 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:17.960 of no sugar coke? 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:20.560 And that's good for the ulcer is. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:23.240 It's great for the ulcer at you know, it's good 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:27.160 for pats. And then this morning I brushed my teeth 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:28.680 into the mouth and then rum again. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:33.080 No, I thought that I thought there were vapors coming 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:33.360 off here. 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.480 Today I did do the mouthwash after I did my 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:38.440 teeth today and it did, didn't it, but only for 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:40.400 like five minutes, not nearly as good. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:42.560 As the right Last week, you know, people were sort 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:45.080 of giving Jack advice like the better Dean and stuff 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.519 like that. You didn't use any of that nother mentioned rum. 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.280 I haven't got any better dean, so I had to 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:50.600 sort of, you know, no. 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:52.160 But while you're out of the shop, so you can 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:54.880 fit only one item in the shopping trolley. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.320 I would avoid all pharmacies. 0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:01.200 I just go straight to Costco, to Elita and those 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.200 leads to ones is it? Well? Those were the rum 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.920 The spirit is in like a plastic sort of bottle. 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:09.799 No, it's glass, class glass, and the love God stupidly 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.040 put it in the fridge when we got home and said, no, 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:13.160 that doesn't go in the fridge. 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:13.400 And guys in the. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:16.240 Precious fluids. 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:20.680 No, no, no, no point putting it away. Now that'll 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:21.880 be gone by Tuesday. 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:24.880 Christis Mummy's a LIXA needs to be an arms link. 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:25.440 Thank you. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:28.320 Christian Connell Show Podcast. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:31.520 Morning to Sarah Christian Town Pass. To get some canalogue 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:35.480 gel from the chemists, we have to ask the pharmacists for. 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:40.840 It, as them for it. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.920 It almost instantly takes the pain away clears and ulcer 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.840 better than anything else. I'll try. It does some Sarah Christian. 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:50.240 I use sepper Paine mouth wash. It numbs the whole 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:53.040 mouth and its antibitial Listen, guys, don't worry. Perhaps he's 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:54.680 got leads of rum. 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.320 So but if it dumbs the mouth, you know, I 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.240 better numbs life. 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.600 I always thought the stuff they kept behind the pharmacists 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:05.200 canter was so that people couldn't go and make like 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:07.400 drugs in a drug den with it, you know, like 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:09.400 suit of fed or something like that. I had to 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:14.120 get a prescription shampoo from behind the pharmacist because of 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:18.920 my dandrus. Really, yes, do you know how embarrassed you 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:20.440 have to ask. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:21.800 For the stuff? Just give it to us. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.080 Walk into a chemist warehouse and try and like under 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.239 your breath, go like I need this special shampoo. 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:29.200 You look around you, there's no care behind you or anything. 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:30.200 Wait for a quiet moment. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:33.480 Oh, so that's for like a fungal disease. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:37.400 Pharmacists, sit down over there, We got fungal heads out 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:40.080 of chair waiting. How is your weekend? Looking after you? Song? 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:42.080 Because your wife's away hiking in the Grampians. 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.559 It feels like honestly a year since I've seen you both. 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.359 We had a great weekend together, but it feels like 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:49.600 such a long. 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.360 Time early in the morning then every especially because he's 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.280 two and a half, you could be watching them the 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:54.760 whole time. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:57.960 And because Saturday was so hot, we just stayed indoors. 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:01.440 That's lovely for it that sunshine. Now they get away 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:02.080 from the shot. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:09.000 It's too hot, he did like, so we did swimming 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.040 lessons in the morning. Then we went to get our 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:14.160 sausage from the sausages all closed, probably because it's too 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:15.560 hot and they don't want to stand out in a 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:16.039 car park. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:17.839 Well it might have been a total fireband, was it? 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:18.960 And they couldn't crank it up. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.720 My local one would crank in the mountain total firebands. 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:26.240 Like you can't have a car to have a barbecue. 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.440 Yeah, no, sometimes you can't. 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:30.760 But also he's near the CBD. There want to be 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:32.320 a fireban where Jack lives. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.640 I'm sure at all times you're allowed to have a 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:35.839 gas barbecue running. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:39.200 No, not if it's really hot the anyway. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:43.040 Well, I've never heard that, but they weren't doing it. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.359 I went by very young kids as well, so probably 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:47.280 what a hangover and they just didn't crank it. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.800 Out, so that that was deflating because all we do 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:51.400 on the way to swimming lessons is talk about the 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:52.680 sausage we're going to get on the way. 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:55.480 Oh no, you drive around to another one because a 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:57.279 lot of the butchers do it well. 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:00.200 No, you know what we did brought in sausage and 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:01.320 I tried to make him at home. 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:03.200 Never seen the same. 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:07.600 And then we had Old Bianca's exiled white bread, so 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:09.800 we had it on the whole bread. 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:13.760 The same not the same. And so what was the highlight? 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:15.920 What else did you do? Because you've got to have activity. 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:19.440 We did go to Science Works as recommended by people 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:20.000 on Friday? 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:20.800 How was it? 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:24.520 You know what? It has not really changed in thirty 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.120 years since I was there as a kid. 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:27.719 Is that a good thing? 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.520 Did they get the exhibition? So right? 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:32.360 Nowadays? 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:36.760 Ago didn't need to change. You can still race Kathy Freeman, 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.560 which anytime you talk about Science Works, everyone's like, oh 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.200 did you raise Kathy Freeman? It's like the most memorable 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:45.040 exhibition they've got there. And then where he spent most 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:49.520 time is on the playground, which is not a science exhibition. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:54.040 That's just response what isn't the sole playground in Melbourne 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:54.480 for kids. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.039 So you spent an hour there and it's like, okay, good, 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:58.400 good that you got some fun out of it. But 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.479 we could have gone to any playground. We didn't have 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:01.839 to drive time when that. 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:05.960 My daughters were younger. Just at that playground. They were 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:06.919 for ages, aren't they. 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:08.560 They're doing the same thing, the same thing. 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:13.840 They go watch this, watch like this, and then you 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:18.480 want one quick little side glance at the phone. I 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:19.880 gotta do something with. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:24.240 So this is a great playground. Actually they have wheelbarrows 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.200 with blocks in them so they can run up and 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:29.280 down the playgrounds and move the box around. And kids 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.880 were knocking blocks everywhere. And Gordy was walking around picking 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:34.360 up the blox and putting him back in the I 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:38.680 was like, why don't you do this at home? This 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:40.840 is the opposite to what you do at I didn't 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.000 know you actually knew the concept of picking stuff up 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:44.440 and putting it back away again. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:46.080 And so did you cook for him or was it 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:47.160 uber eats or eating out? 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:50.120 I did cook for him. And do you guys know 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:51.120 how to make kriscuse? 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:52.280 Yeah? 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.120 The packet stuff, I don't make it for him. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.360 Also, the thing about Chris, because you've got remembers. It's 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:00.640 foul repellant. 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:02.920 We'd run out of rice. This is like bankers exiling 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:05.040 of the white bread. White rice has gone as well. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:08.320 Now we have couscous instead. All right, I ruined two 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:11.760 pans over two nights pants like a saucepan. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:13.920 No, no, no, no, what you're frying it? 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:20.280 No, I'm trying to like boil it head his hands. 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:22.040 It says on the box. 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:22.520 What to do? 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:24.360 You just put it in like a big metal bowl 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:26.720 and you put water in it, boiling hot water, and 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:27.520 then you just cover it. 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:28.080 That's all you do. 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:28.400 No. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.760 I boiled the water first and I put the coscers in. 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:34.080 But you be flame going underneath. I think that's where 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:34.760 no flame. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:37.800 I think just I think you need more. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:42.040 You just put boiling water in a metal bowl. Put 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:43.320 it on top, because there's only. 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:44.040 Tiny little grundy. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.040 What do you mean a metal bowl, just like like 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:47.520 a mixing mixing bowl. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:49.000 Right, Wait, you don't do it on. 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:50.959 The stove, now, no, No, boil the kettle and just 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:52.679 put it over the top, date your rear and then 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:53.560 just leave. 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:58.000 It on the back of the pack. It says, put 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:01.120 it in a pot and then bring it to a shimmer. Yeah, 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:03.400 to me, is on a flame. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:05.760 Yeah, I think Jack's right. Maybe just it was too 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.120 high the heat and that's why he. 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.760 Got all stuck to the bottle. So then on day 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:22.559 two I tried it again with less heating. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:24.720 Is coming. I think you can do it overflow. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:29.920 We clearly cannot. Well, it definitely doesn't say on the 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:33.760 back take it off, put in one horseman, but don't 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:35.040 light a fire underneath. 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:38.920 Not a fire. He's using mild gas, which is a fire. 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:44.160 Yeah, say, did not have this overheat? 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:47.800 I think maybe it's just assumed you just put it. 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:48.800 It looks like rice. 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:49.520 Why wouldn't you cook? 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.960 Get the instructions based around assumptions. 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:55.360 Well, I've never burnt a bawl and had to throw 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:56.520 it out because I've had. 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:57.679 Too much fire underneath it. 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:59.160 Or you have to do just put in a bowl, 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.000 put on simp, leave it, you. 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:01.560 Have to do anything. 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:03.560 I would have loved that. That's easier than what I 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.480 was doing. And now I've ruined two pants. So what 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:08.640 is it just simply just absorbs the hot water. 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:11.400 Yes, it just You can actually even do courscoss in 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:15.120 cold water if you're patient enough oh yummy, just. 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:22.560 What cold waters the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:25.040 Jack, you are doing it the right way, thank you. 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:28.920 I'm made hysterical younger producers getting all worked up about 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:29.960 flipping curscus. 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:32.400 I'm gonna, I have said a reminder when I get 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:33.920 home to take a photo of the back of the 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:37.840 couscous packet, because I'm sure has said overheat for ten minutes. 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:39.840 So what you do is you have the pearl stuff, 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:43.000 which is the biggest stuff, not the little granular yellow stuff. Yeah, 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:44.600 that stuff you do need to do in the pan. 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.400 I just hard to look on. Oh do you there, mombay? 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:51.000 Oh yeah, sorry, yeah, Now you've been corrected. Because your 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:54.160 favorite website recipe each different. 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:58.000 It's not a completely different thing different, it's bigger. 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:00.760 It's I would say, at least twenty times bigger than 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:01.000 they re. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:08.080 None couscous granule compared to a pillcles coourse granule easily 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:09.360 twenty times. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:11.719 The pills aren't that big. I don't know how big 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.760 you think the pills are and get far bad. 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.160 So you've wrecked the pan though. Yes, that thing where 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.160 it's just like it's welded to the bottom. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.600 The cuscus itself actually tasted fine. We were able to 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:23.320 eat it, but the bottom layer has stuck to the pan. 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:26.680 And now I've got two pans currently soaking for banker's 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:27.320 arrival when she. 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:28.760 Gets you know what someone told me what to do. 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.000 When you do that, do you it's gets some like 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:34.640 a dishwasher tablet, right, and you warm it up gently 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:38.480 for about ten or fifteen minutes and it cleans it 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:41.599 for you. Okay, sparkling the pan is sparkling. After that, 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:43.040 it just floats off. 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:44.760 How does it come off the bottom like it's all 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:45.240 stuck on that? 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:47.720 No idea. That's the appliance of science that we don't 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:49.840 need to worry about. But it does. What I know 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:52.080 is it does the cleaning for you. Otherwise you might 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:53.800 as well buy new pants. You've wrecked them. 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:57.120 Did that super stuff ever come that you bought? Grease 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:58.199 police it? 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:02.480 I actually think someone stolen and this looks so good, 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:06.480 this looks so good good. I'm just going to have 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.880 his That's how good it is. Now I've contacted them. 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:16.720 I need it. Late's a party your home of your 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:21.000 emails to the show, Christian, I listened religiously every morning 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:24.400 many years ago. I worked we were talking last week 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:26.720 about what did you sit on? Many years ago, Christian 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.920 I worked for a local hardware store as a delivery 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:34.720 driver midsummer. This is from Craig Midsummer thick shorts, light clothing, Craig, 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:37.760 it's very exciting and arousing for this summer morning. The 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:41.920 thought of you in thick shorts and light clothing. I 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:43.839 had to fuel up the truck is that the euphemism. 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:46.000 I had to fuel up the truck I was driving 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.520 and did so. When I finished, I climbed into my track. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:51.280 Don't forget easys and that he's got the truck. They're 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.959 really they're riding rider right up by the old sack. 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:55.800 He had to climb in his truck and he sat 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.800 on the seat whack. He's put his going to block 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:03.840 caps in. I got slash bitten on the gooch. Now 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:07.240 he's putting in brackets. Money to google what that is? 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.320 We all. I think that's universal. You could go anywhere 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:13.200 in the world the holes of Afghanistans being bitten on 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:18.200 my goose, they would know it was the worst wasp imaginable. 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:22.920 A European one. Those are double hard basterds, the European ones. 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:26.880 I've never felt pain like that still still makes the 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.440 heckls on my next stand up to this day, three 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:38.959 years ago, extra netting grape, always protect the gooch. Christian, 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:40.640 just to let pats know you were talking the other 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.400 week about the chicken when you buying the little bag 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:45.880 and how you found it. It's called the bachelor's handbag years 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.120 Just let Patsy know the corn beef in a bachelor's 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:56.000 handbag is now also available at Wooly Get corn Beef. 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:59.199 Patsy, Yes, he'd be dry and crusty by that point though, 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:01.520 you know, like sitting under the by. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.560 I mean, it's never not like that. And then someone 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:11.120 wants to note, did Gordon have knits me over the weekend? 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:15.240 What a cliffhanger When we last left you, Young Gordon 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:16.240 may have nits. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.760 The daycare had an outbreak of DIDs. He does not 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:20.360 have it, but he is back there today. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:22.920 If you want to email, The show is Christian at 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:24.840 Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.880 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.520 Christian O'Connell's Show. I've just found out, Patsy that this 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:34.320 criscus Jack managed to nuke. He was actually warming up 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:37.440 a very nice chili Kong Khan that his wife had 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:41.440 pre made before going on like a multi day hike. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.400 Yes, so the only bit you had to do was 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:46.640 really was. 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:49.640 I don't know if I put a couscus with the 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:51.040 chili cong can tell you. 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:58.520 No, we do it choice as well. Yesterday right my 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.880 wife is is a way for right. So I'm actually 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:02.080 home alone as well. 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:02.080 And. 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:05.960 She's made no food. She's made no foods. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:08.520 If you've got any leftovers, please I gladly have them. 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:10.840 So I was chatting to my wife yesterday, and then 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.000 my other daughter was trying to call me. I don't know, 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.520 I get really intimidated when suddenly you get that, you 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:18.240 know that end and accept, you get the three choices 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:24.000 decline and hold. I literally just lose my mind, like 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:26.360 what I don't even know. I don't want to press 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:29.160 any of these. Who the head is? How are you 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:33.320 holding one? Pausing? Somebody? Does anyone know what you meant 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:36.240 to do? Because there are three options actually a screenshot 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:39.240 and there's end and accept declines in the middle the 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:43.480 red one, right is that decline everybody speaking to. 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:48.840 Anyone call coming in and then except kills the call your. 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:53.080 I always do that? Do you do hold and accept. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:55.120 No, I always miss it up. I always hang up 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:56.840 on the person that. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.520 That's what I do. They go, what happened that somebody 0:15:58.520 --> 0:15:59.000 else was calling? 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.720 And all that says is someone more important than you 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:04.400 wants my attention? 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:08.120 Because there are three options, there's end and accept, So 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:12.160 you're ending the current call. Bye bye, Derek. Okay, I 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:14.000 wasn't talking to dere but I'm just as I'm certain saying. 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:16.000 Then there's the middle one decline. 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:18.120 Yep, that declines whatever call is coming in keeps you 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:19.000 on the phone to Derek. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:22.680 Derek, this person is not more important Derek right there. 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:24.640 I know we can hear somebody else calling it, but 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:27.880 they are not Derek. And then hold and accept. I 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:31.600 put Derek on hold and I chat to Ray. Yes, yes, 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:33.680 And I guess now whatever I go, Ray, Ray, this 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:35.320 is bullshit. I don't need to get this right now? 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:36.400 How do I get Derek back? 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.320 I guess I've never put someone on hold? But I 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.560 guess you get a new set of options then probably 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.280 is even more complex than the ones you're already. 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:44.640 I wouldn't team. Can you call me today? 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:44.880 Right? 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:46.440 And in two of you to call me today? I 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:50.040 need to rehearse what it's the hold and accept I 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:51.560 want to master by the end of the year. 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:53.880 I wonder what your personal hole music is as well, 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:56.280 because when you're all different, well, when you're on hold 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:59.480 to different companies, they all have their own on hold music. 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:01.120 What's christians on hold music? 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:04.240 Or is it just silence? No? No, Sit there in 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:07.119 silence and think about your conversation with me. All right, 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:09.080 we're gonna do the good Morning minute coming up next. 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.000 This is where we say good morning to as many 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:13.439 of you as possible in one minute. Just text us 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:16.119 your name, where you are right now and what are 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:18.760 you up to to four seven five three one o 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:21.399 four three your name, where you are and what are 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:24.200 you and what are you doing right now? Christian Connall 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:27.520 Show Podcast, Christian O'Connell's show, Good. 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:31.480 Mining, Good good morning, good morning. 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:35.879 All right, the Good Morning Minutes, Good Morning Team too. Dave, 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:37.600 Good morning, Dave, Morning day. 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:40.960 But he's stuck on the Monish car park right now. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.680 Steve the trucky, Good morning, Good morning, Steve. It's fueling 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:47.439 up in Laverton North. Good Morning Team is Peter in 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:52.720 carum Down. Pinker's currently sorting thousands of bolts in the storeroom. 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:56.960 Lucky Christian Dana from Clyde North. If you place the 0:17:57.000 --> 0:18:01.280 first call on hold and accept the second call, you 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:05.880 get options to merge the first and second call into 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:11.240 a three way conversation. That way you can talk to Ray. 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:17.240 And it sounds too confusing to me. There's no way 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:19.720