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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast, minis. But when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blother on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: What message did your parents employ to try and stop

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Speaker 2: you being intimate as a kid. I use that word

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Speaker 2: kid liberally, obviously, I mean in your younger years, guys,

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Speaker 2: teenage years.

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Speaker 3: Well, potentially, who knows, who knows?

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Speaker 2: Woods you might still be living with your mother and

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Speaker 2: you're thirty five and she doesn't like you doing the

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Speaker 2: horizontal grease weasel tango in the room next to hers,

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Speaker 2: so you know, maybe she plays her opera very loudly.

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Speaker 3: M We take that, call our producer el Ja. The reason, sorry,

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Speaker 3: the reason we're talking about this is the.

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Speaker 2: International Olympic Committee have employed cardboard beds in the new

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Speaker 2: Olympic village that can only withstand one person's weight, and

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Speaker 2: I imagine is a bit of a hassle.

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Speaker 3: To dunk the dingers on. M. What of broken beds?

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Speaker 3: I reckon? After the Olympics, Well, we'll wait and see,

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Speaker 3: We'll wait and see. Maybe they'll stick to their own dorms.

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Speaker 3: Who knows, who knows? You got to be COVID? Do

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Speaker 3: they have to have? I do they have to have

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Speaker 3: sex with the mask on? But that would be a

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Speaker 3: ridiculous question. I actually a friend of COVID Friendly Village.

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Speaker 3: Of course they do. Yeah, yeah, but a friend of

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Speaker 3: mine was saying that, He's like, no, it's also have

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Speaker 3: to keep my mask on. Bloody moron. Anyway, l J.

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Speaker 2: It is a respiratory disease though, like it's it's transmitted

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Speaker 2: by the air.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think if you're an air assault, that's

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Speaker 3: the word I was after. If you're in bed with someone.

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Speaker 2: It's not a st I, it's on st I woulds

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Speaker 2: I reckon that would be anyway, we'll get someone on

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Speaker 2: talking about you get a doctor on actually.

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Speaker 3: Mask on, pants off?

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Speaker 4: Am I right?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, let's let's go to produce. Because LG. Your parents

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Speaker 3: used to employ some methods to stop you being intimate

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Speaker 3: as a teenager.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so if if I had a boy around to

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Speaker 4: the house, I had to keep my bedroom door open

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Speaker 4: at all times so that we couldn't get up to

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Speaker 4: any mischief. Unfortunately, my mom and dad didn't realize at

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Speaker 4: the time that I was actually figuring out that I

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Speaker 4: was gay. My girlfriend's round the door could be closed. Well,

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Speaker 4: no idea.

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Speaker 3: Funny got them. The joke is on them. Oh god,

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Speaker 3: at what point did they realize? And while we were

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Speaker 3: always closing the door when the women were coming over,

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Speaker 3: we're playing lego again. Don't want to be able to

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Speaker 3: hear you out there? My son pumps off. Alright, let's

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Speaker 3: go to Mandy on six five. Mandy, how are you going?

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Speaker 2: Your parents tried to mitigate intimacy through a technique they

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Speaker 2: did fire away.

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Speaker 1: So I had a boyfriend when I was about eighteen

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Speaker 1: who i'm now married to. I'm nearly forty, thank you,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, so when he came around and started staying over,

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Speaker 1: my dad's a pretty hard man with a lot of rules,

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Speaker 1: and we were sitting down to dinner before we went

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Speaker 1: to bed, and he asked my boyfriend at the time,

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Speaker 1: is he allowed sleeper and does he move a lot?

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Speaker 2: Will?

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Speaker 1: And my offend kind of said no, not really, I

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Speaker 1: don't think So he said, oh, that's good, because I'm

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Speaker 1: going to tie a pair of bells around your ankles

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Speaker 1: tonight before you go to bed then, and then we'll

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Speaker 1: stay good night and see.

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Speaker 3: What happened that mad bells around the ankles? Wouldn't that

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Speaker 3: be exciting? Though? Trying to keep the ankles still.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't that just be wild?

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Speaker 3: The movie A quiet place, Yes it is woods. Let's

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Speaker 3: go to Joe. You don't think that'd be excited trying

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Speaker 3: to keep your ankles still? Yeah, yeah, think about it. No,

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Speaker 3: what do you mean on thinking about it? I just

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Speaker 3: think about it. Let's got a Joey here For anyone

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Speaker 3: who's six Joe, he's probably he's probably tired with the

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Speaker 3: wrong thing, isn't he. Well, where do you want to tie?

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Speaker 3: You wanted to tie around the dingers? Just run your

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Speaker 3: hips or something. Yeah, without your hips, you'd be in

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Speaker 3: you'd be in striped. Not you, you're established. Let's go

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Speaker 3: to more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: You know you want to