Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast Milden's Gold one oh
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Speaker 3: Good morning, Happy Monday. It is two minutes past six.
Speaker 3: Have you had a top weekend? Shown number seventy four
Speaker 3: for us this morning show. Then, like Pat said, we
Speaker 3: got your shirt tickets week three in ten weters tickets
Speaker 3: shirt tickets every single morning this week at seven thirty
Speaker 3: the big thing for us today. Talking about what happened
Speaker 3: over the weekend, I don't mean the D's that fairy
Speaker 3: tale came to a juttering end at the start of
Speaker 3: the game.
Speaker 4: Yes, and there's no doubt that we had the best
Speaker 4: football experience on Saturday of the two big matches, our
Speaker 4: Grand Final and the D's versus West Coast Seagulls.
Speaker 3: The days are going to be signing out the top
Speaker 3: three grands that kick the best. Yeah, they sing in
Speaker 3: the new season. The trading has already begun. I watched
Speaker 3: that game with high hopes that the D's were going
Speaker 3: to sell through into the Final, and then very very quick,
Speaker 3: it was like, oh, it's awful. This is the worst
Speaker 3: I've seen them since my four and a half months
Speaker 3: of supporting them. Was like, yeah, what a day to
Speaker 3: start playing the worst you've played in years.
Speaker 4: I would have loved to see them go through. But
Speaker 4: a part of me is happy so that you don't
Speaker 4: just think it's that easy to pick a team and
Speaker 4: wilt into the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: And again, it shouldn't be that easy. I've got to
Speaker 3: supper more. You can't just have that. It's not the
Speaker 3: way it works in life. So listen. We did the
Speaker 3: grand Final of the weekend and loads of you came
Speaker 3: to cheer the Grands on. It was lovely to meet you. All.
Speaker 3: The grands did themselves proud. They were amazed. So great,
Speaker 3: so many characters, so many highlights. The video is up
Speaker 3: now you can see how the Grands got on. It
Speaker 3: was a beautiful, beautiful day on Saturday. We were blessed
Speaker 3: with the weather. Woke up yesterday and when as I
Speaker 3: had some bunt because I didn't think it was going
Speaker 3: to be that hot, and we left early Saturday mornings
Speaker 3: to get to the ground to the vu Witnoval. So
Speaker 3: did anybody's suntourn lotion on, and just this country getting
Speaker 3: hotter on the Saturday morning. Because it felt hot enough
Speaker 3: for me, that's perfect weather for me.
Speaker 4: It'll get a couple of degrees over Saturday, as long as.
Speaker 3: It's not going to get a lot hotter. O wised,
Speaker 3: I am going to struggle. So the winning granny then
Speaker 3: who kicked the furthest and one of the big prizes
Speaker 3: bron win five nails like someone that of a guy
Speaker 3: Ritchie movie. I don't know whether she's our old farm
Speaker 3: lass or something, but that woman as tough as didn't
Speaker 3: feel any pressure, almost broke my right hand twice.
Speaker 4: I was scared for you at point in the morning.
Speaker 3: What was up with her? I went to high five. Oh,
Speaker 3: when we announced the top right, they came running out
Speaker 3: the tunnel. She punched my hand for no reason and
Speaker 3: then yanked it another. I went to high five again,
Speaker 3: but she was amazing. Twenty eight point five four meters.
Speaker 3: That was the winning kick, twenty eight point five four meters.
Speaker 3: What was interesting was because there were a good couple
Speaker 3: of bunch of people who come out to cheer everyone
Speaker 3: on the grands were all very nervous. Yeah, because suddenly
Speaker 3: it's there. There were cameras everywhere, there was the Channel
Speaker 3: seven news crew. It's on and we know what it's like.
Speaker 4: And we're only giving the one kick, so they only
Speaker 4: have one chance to impress yep.
Speaker 3: And but they all did really, really well. I was
Speaker 3: really pleased for the grands. The video is up now
Speaker 3: on our Facebook page OC one O four three. If
Speaker 3: you go to Facebook, you can find the show there.
Speaker 3: OC one O four three. Leave you comments. We're going
Speaker 3: to read you comments out across there. Today's show. Come
Speaker 3: over the highlights. To me, the whole radio station got
Speaker 3: behind this. Huggy was a great job. I wouldn't even
Speaker 3: say he was doing the warm up. Who was part
Speaker 3: of the team with us. Yeah. However, when he was leaving,
Speaker 3: I didn't realize he's a very big guy. I mean
Speaker 3: he could play, you know, he's a big dude is
Speaker 3: and he's tall.
Speaker 4: Well, he reminds me every chance he gets that he
Speaker 4: did play in the vid.
Speaker 3: He told the crowd seven times. At some points I
Speaker 3: was worried that we weren't actually going to get the
Speaker 3: grannies kicking, because he was still going on about his
Speaker 3: cv of his playing us one man show. But anyway,
Speaker 3: he's a big guy and he's tall, he's solid, you know,
Speaker 3: he's just like a door. He's a really big and strong,
Speaker 3: huggy But that's a big guy to me. When I
Speaker 3: saw him leaving in a tiny yarras.
Speaker 5: Like Fred Flintstone and a three door at that, well.
Speaker 3: It's not just that the side of it has been
Speaker 3: stoved in. I don't know he driven into someone or
Speaker 3: someone an angry listener or someone that's driven into.
Speaker 4: Sid Orange has tripped into an intel.
Speaker 3: And the other thing is for all the stick I
Speaker 3: was giving you, you did your job of calling out
Speaker 3: the kicks faultlessleep.
Speaker 4: I think you scared me into making sure that I.
Speaker 3: Had my new tacklic from you. Now, Pats, he had
Speaker 3: two assistants with you. I did tell us what happened
Speaker 3: after this song, because it felt like to me that
Speaker 3: there was some kind of meltdown or breakdown between the
Speaker 3: three of you. All right, I want to know the
Speaker 3: full story, right because it took far too long to
Speaker 3: find it. Who were the top bait? And I get
Speaker 3: the feeling Producer Brad was coming over to me going,
Speaker 3: Pats is having a meltdown after this, to tell us
Speaker 3: What Happens Okay videos up now on Facebook OC one
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Speaker 1: The Christian Who Conwell Breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 3: Three, So cover of the things from the Grand Final morning.
Speaker 3: Then as you go and check out the video of
Speaker 3: what happy, you could see all the grands kicking. All
Speaker 3: the grands that turned up they kick once, so the
Speaker 3: prelims and then we will it down to the top eight.
Speaker 3: Channel seven News team came down and you might have
Speaker 3: seen it Saturday night.
Speaker 6: The search was on today for the grandmother with the
Speaker 6: best kick. More than one hundred grannies had to go,
Speaker 6: putting their kicking skills to the test to win the
Speaker 6: Gold FM Grand Final. Some struggled under the pressure, but
Speaker 6: the winner was bron Win five from Kilmore. Congratulations Granny Bronwin.
Speaker 4: You were filthy that they played that grand who just
Speaker 4: dribbled it on the ground and didn't really get it
Speaker 4: off the great.
Speaker 3: So we're not going to we're not going to criticize
Speaker 3: any grands. They all did well. She'd never kicked a
Speaker 3: ball in her life, she told us, and.
Speaker 4: That was the first bat during the coverage, that was
Speaker 4: the first one they played.
Speaker 3: I have all the amazing kicks you'll see in the video.
Speaker 3: What do they do? They picked that with that daisy cutter?
Speaker 3: How dare you channel seven? Uh? And also there were
Speaker 3: a couple of other highlights. All the grands that turned
Speaker 3: up right, they all got the you know, and everyone
Speaker 3: that came along, they've got their free parentcakes thanks to
Speaker 3: Pancake Parlor. And they're also Thirsty Camel gave them like
Speaker 3: a showbag. Every single ground that turned up to kick,
Speaker 3: no matter how they did, they got a showbag from
Speaker 3: Thirsty Camel that was full of booze. Now, some of
Speaker 3: the grands, it gives me no pleasure to say these
Speaker 3: words stole from us. No no, no pats. Some of
Speaker 3: them were leaving with three or four No. Thirsty Camel
Speaker 3: told me so.
Speaker 4: Were they taking three at once or were they coming
Speaker 4: around again, putting it in the back of their car
Speaker 4: and then pretending they were they didn't have one.
Speaker 3: They were taking three or four at once, looking around
Speaker 3: and then seeing that there was no one keeping an
Speaker 3: eye it, and having away with them on their way out.
Speaker 3: Not just that there was about six or seven bottles
Speaker 3: of prosecco that Thirsty came up put aside to give
Speaker 3: to us. Those all got taken stolen.
Speaker 5: That's my favorite drink.
Speaker 3: Oh we know we took them. Then I see your
Speaker 3: husband Christ struggling with the guard. That's right, So listen
Speaker 3: what happened in us as the grands all kicked once
Speaker 3: and then from there just one kiit. We were down
Speaker 3: to eight and we'd had all the meetings about what
Speaker 3: was going to happen to Pats had two assistants.
Speaker 5: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 3: That was got I'm just giving you a chance to
Speaker 3: tell us what happened because.
Speaker 7: It took just to work out the right You were
Speaker 7: going at a cracking pace, which was fabulous, but we
Speaker 7: wanted to make sure. I was helped by the lovely
Speaker 7: Sam and Nobela, who did a brilliant job, and we wanted.
Speaker 5: To make sure because these grands could get nasty.
Speaker 7: But how long we had to make sure it was
Speaker 7: absolutely just just so.
Speaker 3: We all understand each other. See you had you had
Speaker 3: two people helping you. So let's had a laptop with
Speaker 3: a spreadsheet up and it still took it out.
Speaker 7: No, that was that was useless though that wasn't much
Speaker 7: help in the end. The old pen and paper was best.
Speaker 4: So the grand would kick. I would measure, stand up,
Speaker 4: yell out twenty eight point two four meters.
Speaker 5: We'd write it down, all three of us, and you.
Speaker 4: Would write it down. Then you made to say that
Speaker 4: you've got it recorded. What where did it go wrong?
Speaker 4: After that?
Speaker 5: What happened was one member of this house.
Speaker 3: Right, they had three of them, one three.
Speaker 7: Of the team was getting the players numbers a little
Speaker 7: jumbled up.
Speaker 3: Oh here we go, and you know why I gave
Speaker 3: I put three women working together. Hey always, it's.
Speaker 5: Got nothing to do with being a woman.
Speaker 3: Thank you. It is you always falled out. And then
Speaker 3: now look what you did? You come on the radio
Speaker 3: throw one of them under the bus. Unbelievable.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we just had to make sure it was right.
Speaker 7: We got there in the air, this sisterhood, flimsy connection,
Speaker 7: the sisterhood, have it last and a couple of proseccos and.
Speaker 5: Then oh look there's a hot air balloon out the window.
Speaker 3: Distractors, distract You can't have the truth.
Speaker 1: But the Christian who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 3: Couple of bit but started to tweet me, say they've
Speaker 3: seen the video then or the Grand Final, someone saying
Speaker 3: do we have a helicopter to get some of the
Speaker 3: big overhead stuff. No, Tom, a camera guy does all
Speaker 3: the videos. What all we can to turn the video
Speaker 3: around so that you can we can all see it.
Speaker 3: This morning, he's got this drone. It looks like a helicopter.
Speaker 4: Shrine stuff looks fantastic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the weather was so good, the visibility was great.
Speaker 3: He got out to like one hundred and ten meters.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that you were allowed to just get
Speaker 3: them up the high so they where we were the
Speaker 3: vu Witten Oval. It looks great in the sunshine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we already had that airspace cleared for when
Speaker 4: we wanted the guy to sky dive in.
Speaker 3: It's the only thing missing from it. And thank you
Speaker 3: very much. The pancake Pardo. The moment I started talking
Speaker 3: about this, jumped on board and let us do this event. Basically,
Speaker 3: they've got the new Kid's menu which is out now.
Speaker 3: Delicious Kids' pancakes are under nine bucks. But I'm not
Speaker 3: sure on reflection, if you're gonna have a major sporting tournament,
Speaker 3: finning his stomach with a load of pancakes, cream and
Speaker 3: syrup is necessary. A kind of athletic performance inducing you know,
Speaker 3: I'm sure before the Grand Final this weekend, both teensre
Speaker 3: not sitting down to the pancakes right before kick.
Speaker 4: It's more of a celebratory meal at the other end.
Speaker 3: I just saw the wolfing it down at nine o'clock
Speaker 3: Saturday morning, like wow, okay, you're gonna be laiden down
Speaker 3: where they do the kick in as well, and the
Speaker 3: other thing as well. As yesterday, as we were sort
Speaker 3: of cutting the video, I was adding little bits to
Speaker 3: the voiceover for it, and obviously I'm not here at
Speaker 3: the radio station, so these issues. The quality on phones
Speaker 3: is amazing, so I know all the bits on the
Speaker 3: video when you see it, those are all done with me.
Speaker 3: Yesterday wherever I was due the day, I was having
Speaker 3: to add an next bit of voiceover, and at one
Speaker 3: point I was in the gym and poor Tom, it
Speaker 3: was like six o'clock in the evening and he just
Speaker 3: needed an next a couple of bits of me, and
Speaker 3: I was well, by the time I get home, that's
Speaker 3: going to be another half an hour. So I had
Speaker 3: to find somewhere which was in closed, wasn't too echo
Speaker 3: we so the only place I could find, and I
Speaker 3: hope people don't mind me using them. There's no one
Speaker 3: else around that wanted to go in. There was the
Speaker 3: disabled toilets, and when I was in there, goodness knows
Speaker 3: what people thought the other side of the door, because
Speaker 3: I was going, come at the hour cometh the ground,
Speaker 3: safety grounds, and only one will leave victorious cometh the
Speaker 3: hour cometh the Grand and then just walked out the
Speaker 3: disabled toilet. Supers like, what is that guy up to now?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 8: It's six thirty am, in time to play the early
Speaker 8: morning game.
Speaker 3: This sounds like a song to me. Christian, all right,
Speaker 3: this works. I play a little clip and there are
Speaker 3: some sound effects in there. The sound effects a clue
Speaker 3: to the song title. You got to guess what the
Speaker 3: song title is from the little sound effects. Let me in.
Speaker 3: I thought this was too easy and it would go immediately.
Speaker 3: I was annoyed.
Speaker 4: You're gonna stop saying that Eddie on Millionaire doesn't sit.
Speaker 4: They going, oh, this is this is important.
Speaker 3: This is easy. This is easy.
Speaker 4: It makes the rest of us like me who don't
Speaker 4: know the answer, feel stupid.
Speaker 3: Well, that's not my fault. If you feel that way.
Speaker 3: There are a lot of people calling in. I reckon
Speaker 3: they do have the answers, so it could go nine
Speaker 3: four one four one oh four to three. Let's go
Speaker 3: to the lines. Good morning, Sue, Good morning, Good morning Sue.
Speaker 3: How's your weekend? Mate?
Speaker 9: Very good?
Speaker 3: Thank you, George, Yeah, brilliant. All right, Sue. What do
Speaker 3: you think the song is?
Speaker 10: I thought possibly comfortably numb?
Speaker 3: I think, Floyd, what do you think is comfortably numb?
Speaker 11: Not so sure?
Speaker 3: You know what? It's Monday morning, it's early. That is incredible.
Speaker 3: I love that. Okay, it was I've got no idea.
Speaker 3: It's all just go to Adam. It looks like he's
Speaker 3: already started his guess. Is Adam coome morning a hello mate?
Speaker 3: What's your guess?
Speaker 9: Michael Jackson, Black and White?
Speaker 4: Let me in?
Speaker 3: How come.
Speaker 9: It's the start of the song let me in?
Speaker 3: All right, No, it's not. It's not that mate. Hi, Hi, Fiona,
Speaker 3: off you go. Thanks for going on the show. What
Speaker 3: do you think of that? The song is?
Speaker 10: I'm locked down for cred Hair?
Speaker 3: Oh, let me in. That's a good guess, really smart guess.
Speaker 3: I forgot about that song. Fianna is not the song though,
Speaker 3: it's not the right answer okay, all right, tough like
Speaker 3: have a good week Aaron, Yeah, here you going mate,
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good. Do you have a nice you can yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Not bad yourself?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeap, very good. Enjoyed the weather and the Grand Final?
Speaker 3: All right, buddy, what do you think the song is true?
Speaker 9: Her Door by Paul Kelly, Let me in, Let me in.
Speaker 3: These are smart guesses and good songs as well, but
Speaker 3: that is not the right answer, Aaron. A bugger, which
Speaker 3: means we're going to roll it over now till tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Do you own a catser part or anything like that? No,
Speaker 3: just looking at that nova hot air balloon to soon anyway,
Speaker 3: you can know how you got on over your weekend.
Speaker 3: Then we did this every Monday. We'll be trying whittled
Speaker 3: down what's happened to us into three words. Your three
Speaker 3: word weekends. You can call in now tell us some
Speaker 3: of this happens to you. Have the weekend in just
Speaker 3: three words on nine four one four one four three.
Speaker 3: Also coming up on the shaft at seven o'clock, which
Speaker 3: out to Hamish McLachlin obviously Brownlow Today took about what
Speaker 3: went on over the weekend and then looking forward to
Speaker 3: this weekend's big Grand Final. And on my little WhatsApp group,
Speaker 3: they were leaving their three word weekends for me to
Speaker 3: play out today, and I totally forgot about what Hamish
Speaker 3: predicted on Friday Show and haven't listened to this message
Speaker 3: to remind us.
Speaker 12: Hey, Christian, it was with much joy that I heard
Speaker 12: Hamish McLaughlin confidently predict that it will be a Richmond
Speaker 12: versus Melbourne Grand Final. You must replay it and mock
Speaker 12: him mercilessly.
Speaker 3: That's Simon Owens. Yeah, you went from three aw and
Speaker 3: he left that message and I'd totally forgotten about what
Speaker 3: he said. And if you missed it, let's play about
Speaker 3: the stake for Friday. Who are going to be playing
Speaker 3: each other in the Grand Final next weekend?
Speaker 9: Which way you go in Richmond beat Collingwood tonight. I
Speaker 9: think they'll beat them reasonably, compfully. I think they're the
Speaker 9: bit side in it. And I think the Demons will
Speaker 9: up Richmond one hundred thousand.
Speaker 3: That would be unbelievable. Yeah they will. So we are
Speaker 3: three word weekends then, from.
Speaker 13: You, Hi, Christian bred from Bunny Young again My three
Speaker 13: day weekend is Grand Final tickets. Been searching high and
Speaker 13: low on a bit of a lead at the moment,
Speaker 13: hoping it comes through. We'd love to be there next
Speaker 13: week to support the Mighty Pies. Sorry about the Melbourne
Speaker 13: boys that they didn't make it through, but anyway, it
Speaker 13: should be great weekend next weekend as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen some of the prices to drink get tickets.
Speaker 3: It's so much money. I had to go on the
Speaker 3: phone yesterday when I was out for breakfast. Who's a
Speaker 3: Pies fan trying to find tickets? Chat to mate face
Speaker 3: not over a thousand bucks.
Speaker 4: Remember the other week you asked the Nova boss if
Speaker 4: you could have tickets to Taylor Swift. Who in the
Speaker 4: realm of radio would you go to for a Grand
Speaker 4: Final tickets?
Speaker 3: Eddie? Now, come on, the president of the Pies. Surely
Speaker 3: Eddie must have loads's pockets be giving them out. There's
Speaker 3: going to be Pies FM this week on Triple Them
Speaker 3: for his for show.
Speaker 14: Hi Christian, it's Demi from Brunswick. My three word weekend
Speaker 14: is magpie swoop poop. I went for my regular walk
Speaker 14: around the park and lo and behold, these magpies are everywhere.
Speaker 14: They're behind you, they're in front of you. They swoop you.
Speaker 14: This one swooped me and then did a big poop
Speaker 14: in front of me.
Speaker 3: So, by the way, I haven't heard that as the
Speaker 3: first time I've heard the phrase lo and behold since
Speaker 3: I moved here. It's nice to hear that very quaint phrase,
Speaker 3: and lo and behold.
Speaker 4: Have the magpies come after you yet? No?
Speaker 3: But I was walking the dog yet the week and
Speaker 3: some guy warm me when listen you. I was saying,
Speaker 3: is it lovely weather today? He goes, yeah, you work
Speaker 3: out of his time, watch out from magpie attacks overhead?
Speaker 3: And I went, you're joking, they're tack you.
Speaker 4: My dad's been trying to film it. So the one
Speaker 4: that gets him a couple of streets away when he's
Speaker 4: riding his bike, he gets his phone out and does
Speaker 4: the reverse camera. He's trying to film. The magpie hasn't
Speaker 4: got him yet.
Speaker 3: This country terrifies me. Have to be honest, right, if
Speaker 3: it's not the sea attacking you there right and snakes
Speaker 3: on the land, now, I can't even I've got to worry,
Speaker 3: worry about an attack from above from a magpie and
Speaker 3: we have magpies back in written, but they do not
Speaker 3: swoop down and attack us. Why you're Australian magpie so aggressive?
Speaker 4: They're protecting they're young, it's springtime.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also I'm very superstitious when I see magpies. Do
Speaker 3: you always go hallo, mister magpie when you see just one?
Speaker 3: Do you not?
Speaker 5: I do too?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Thank you, Matt. Yeah, I will go. And if
Speaker 3: i'm driving, our salute if you just see one, because
Speaker 3: a sign of bad luck. That's where you have to
Speaker 3: take away the bad luck. You go hello, mister magpie,
Speaker 3: and you salute them as well. You salute and drive, yeah,
Speaker 3: because sometimes you can drive one end on the wheel,
Speaker 3: but I'll give them a little salute and a hello
Speaker 3: mister magpie. That way to stop the bad juju.
Speaker 4: And that's why maybe you haven't been swooped yet.
Speaker 3: You go. I would advise it to your dad as well.
Speaker 3: I didn't know magpies so dangerous here. This is terrifying now,
Speaker 3: scared about going out for a walk now, So that's over.
Speaker 3: Three word weekend works. Give us a good let's know
Speaker 3: what happened to you in your weekend in three words.
Speaker 3: After seven we go around the team and get into ours.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: So we had the grand final Saturday morning at the
Speaker 3: VU Witnoval. Thank you very much to everyone that came out,
Speaker 3: stuck around, hung around to chat and support all the
Speaker 3: grounds as well. It's an amazing morning. I loved it.
Speaker 3: It's a real highlight for me, not just since I've
Speaker 3: been here in Australia, but over the years of doing
Speaker 3: Breakfast Radio. I absolutely loved It was a really really
Speaker 3: special day for us. We loved it and you can
Speaker 3: see the video of what went down, how all the
Speaker 3: grands did, and they did themselves proud. We've got some
Speaker 3: fantastic kicking action. Check out the video. It's up now
Speaker 3: live on our Facebook page. OC one O four three
Speaker 3: is the show's home on Facebook OC one four three.
Speaker 3: You can see the video there on today Today's show
Speaker 3: and of course the week then shirt tickets every morning
Speaker 3: at seven thirty week three of ten weeks of tickets
Speaker 3: before that. Then we're on to talk about the weekend
Speaker 3: and our weekend. My three word weekend for me is
Speaker 3: fifty first day you know the movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I was going to say your wife's away
Speaker 4: at the mountain for one weekend. But I busy.
Speaker 3: Guy cram in a lot, you know, since I got here,
Speaker 3: then in my bed to try and find new buddies.
Speaker 3: I've had to go out on dates. You know, normally
Speaker 3: you just have your friends.
Speaker 4: Yes, you recently with your hairdresser was the last.
Speaker 3: Went out on a date two weeks ago with Stuart
Speaker 3: my hairdresser. Went really well with seeing each other again
Speaker 3: very soon and then our haircut over the weekend. Sorry,
Speaker 3: over the weekend I had another one, a first date
Speaker 3: Saturday night. This was a new guy and this is
Speaker 3: this time my wife, My wife and kids are away
Speaker 3: and he came round and we had a good night
Speaker 3: and he stayed the night.
Speaker 4: Oh what do you mean he stayed the night?
Speaker 3: Well? Sorry, how old are you? Men can't stay around
Speaker 3: another guy's house. Look at you? He stayed the night.
Speaker 3: You didn't want to drink? Drink and drive?
Speaker 4: Who is this guy?
Speaker 3: Well? I can't name it. I mean by be listening
Speaker 3: right now, embarrass him. But he could be the one
Speaker 3: now wid about And I even I even't made him
Speaker 3: breakfast in the morning. It was a bit awkward when
Speaker 3: I said, how do you like your eggs to another guy,
Speaker 3: you know, so it didn't get a bit strange Sunday morning,
Speaker 3: but he could be the one. So now there's I
Speaker 3: just hope they don't find out about you that you
Speaker 3: know I am. I am I too timing and you
Speaker 3: know I didn't. I wanted to text him yesterday evening
Speaker 3: to say I really enjoyed last night, but I thought
Speaker 3: it was too soon. Do I do it today? Do
Speaker 3: I do I leave it until tomorrow and go hey,
Speaker 3: that was good. Laugh on Sunday night's thought with tension
Speaker 3: trying to find a new man. You know, it's it's
Speaker 3: really really hard. I don't do you want to come
Speaker 3: on too soon to be too keen and put him off.
Speaker 4: I thought you had a spring in your Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wonderful Saturday night with a dirty sleepover as well as
Speaker 3: it was fantastic as well. Coming up next after and
Speaker 3: then mums and dads will relate to what Pats has
Speaker 3: had gone on over the weekend as all three our
Speaker 3: daughter's learning a new musical instrument. In my mind, the
Speaker 3: recorder is the worst one when they learned that, but
Speaker 3: Pats got a new one.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three to pass. What's your three word weekend?
Speaker 7: This time it's our guitar torture. Audrey wants to learn
Speaker 7: the guitar.
Speaker 3: This is cool. I mean, you know this is great.
Speaker 7: Well, she's heard Jack play on the show and she
Speaker 7: thinks he's pretty cool.
Speaker 5: You see, really he made her day on Saturday, Jack,
Speaker 5: when she met you in the flesh again.
Speaker 3: Can you remember who she was? Because she thought your
Speaker 3: husband Chris, who he's met sebritized, was a listener, did
Speaker 3: the old thanks for coming, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 5: He was about to give him a T shirt and
Speaker 5: stick er.
Speaker 4: Tell him I apologize, recognize him without it.
Speaker 5: Actually he was wearing his glasses.
Speaker 4: Thanks were the different glasses?
Speaker 5: No, they weren't anyway.
Speaker 7: So she wants to learn the guitar, so we're sourcing
Speaker 7: some local lessons and all weekend we were subject to
Speaker 7: her singing.
Speaker 5: I think we've got a bit of a clip of it.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is this is amazing. Let's take it from
Speaker 3: the top.
Speaker 5: All weekend, all weekend lesser.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, you know, to be fair though the
Speaker 3: early demo versions of singing for mel but they like that.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know from tiny acorns and you never
Speaker 3: had out. I can come. Let's have a listeners. I
Speaker 3: love the bit the professionalism from as well. Let's take
Speaker 3: it from the top. Little James Brown here, take it
Speaker 3: from the top.
Speaker 5: My favorite unicorn.
Speaker 4: That one is the singing. The singing's fine. The guitar
Speaker 4: is letting it down a little bit.
Speaker 5: Every song sounded the same.
Speaker 3: But but where have you got it's not even chune.
Speaker 5: Where did you get the guitar from that at the
Speaker 5: music shop?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: Come on, if someone's hard rubbish out the funny, someone's
Speaker 3: old banjo.
Speaker 7: It needs tuney, I might have to bring in for
Speaker 7: Jack to have a look at the tune first.
Speaker 4: I actually recognize the sound. It's what happens on a
Speaker 4: guitar if you don't put your fingers on it. So
Speaker 4: she's just open.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we haven't strumming it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we've only had a couple of lessons, so it's
Speaker 7: work in progress.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go back. There's another clip here as well.
Speaker 3: So we listened to this is that lavana in Blue Blue.
Speaker 4: MTV?
Speaker 5: I'm play all the dogs in then in the neighborhood were.
Speaker 3: Do you know what we have to do? A game
Speaker 3: this week right with what is the song? Do you think?
Speaker 3: What do you think the Lords would be up for that?
Speaker 3: We try and guess the song that she guitar?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, totally, I can record her.
Speaker 3: That is a This is a superstar in the making.
Speaker 3: So do you reckon she's going to form a band
Speaker 3: for the next year or so?
Speaker 7: Well, maybe we'll see quite a few friends. One plays
Speaker 7: the piano and other plays the drum, so it could
Speaker 7: be possible.
Speaker 3: This is the start of it. Okay, so listen, we're
Speaker 3: a song. We need to aunt you to do it,
Speaker 3: and then we get everyone to guess tomorrow morning, what's
Speaker 3: the song that she's doing?
Speaker 5: All right, you've got for that, bats, Yeah, I'm up
Speaker 5: for it.
Speaker 3: Brilliant. Okay, thanks Audrey.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: So on Friday show, we're looking ahead to all the
Speaker 3: big sporting action, the big Game Friday night and Saturday night,
Speaker 3: and we had Hamish McLaughlin and I've kind of forgotten
Speaker 3: about some of his predictions. Who are going to be
Speaker 3: playing each other in the Grand Final next weekend? Which
Speaker 3: way you go in.
Speaker 9: Richmond beat Collingwood tonight. I think they'll beat them reasonably, compfully.
Speaker 9: I think they're for bit side in it, and I
Speaker 9: think the Demons will upset at the West Coast. So
Speaker 9: Richmond Philburn in front of one hundred thousand.
Speaker 3: That will be unbelievable. He's on the line now. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Hamish McLaughlin.
Speaker 9: Three word weekend. My tips sucked.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing about sport, isn't it. Mate? You
Speaker 3: never know what's going to happen. And so let's talk
Speaker 3: about the pies. Then, first of all, Friday night, what
Speaker 3: was your take on that? Mate?
Speaker 9: I know it's just superb. They we said this on
Speaker 9: Friday night post game. They out Richmond Richmond. Everything Richmond
Speaker 9: had been doing decide over the last eighteen months, Collingwood
Speaker 9: did to them. They were high pressure and tense, manic,
Speaker 9: fast and brilliant and a quart a time. We thought
Speaker 9: Jesus is perfect because Richmond will responded it. Halftime, they're
Speaker 9: done by forty four points and they had an opportunity
Speaker 9: late they got to within twenty one points. But West Coast,
Speaker 9: sorry Collingwood, under Bucks are going to play West Coast
Speaker 9: because Collingwood were more intense and crazy about it and
Speaker 9: it was Richmond I think at their worst they've been
Speaker 9: for a long time, as Melbourne were on Saturday. I
Speaker 9: haven't seen Melbourne plays badly. They weren't allowed to play
Speaker 9: very well, but Melbourne sadly because a really bad day
Speaker 9: to have a really really bad day. So Collingwood, against
Speaker 9: all the odds, play West Coast I think coming to
Speaker 9: the season, West Coast were at one point sixty or
Speaker 9: seventy to one to make the Grand Final and to
Speaker 9: win it, and Collingwood were not considered. They were thirteenth,
Speaker 9: but the year prior, Richmond thirteenth went in to win
Speaker 9: the Grand Final on Collingwood. The year later at thirteenth
Speaker 9: and they're in the Grand Final. But just on the tips,
Speaker 9: I was only seven goals off in one game and
Speaker 9: eleven the other.
Speaker 4: No, the Melbourne game was hard to watch, Heyhaim, I
Speaker 4: ended up just turning it off at three quarter a
Speaker 4: time because I've just never seen Demon's play so bad before.
Speaker 9: Well, on every measurement, you know, I don't I won't
Speaker 9: bore our listeners and our family of all sort of
Speaker 9: the detail, but on every measurement of pressure, they were horrific.
Speaker 9: And that's where they've been so good, particularly in the
Speaker 9: last five weeks. You know, I think Simon Goodwin said
Speaker 9: we're gonna have to learn from him, but he would
Speaker 9: have flown back a bit dismayed because I know that
Speaker 9: he went over very confident. I thought there was going
Speaker 9: to be an upset. I thought Richmond was sort of
Speaker 9: locks against Collingwood. I was wrong. I thought Melbourne were
Speaker 9: going to really push the West Coast. I couldn't have
Speaker 9: been further from it. I was actually posting the races
Speaker 9: on seven on Saturday afternoon. I kept double clicking my app,
Speaker 9: thinking my app was wrong because kept just sort of
Speaker 9: adding points to Melbourne st.
Speaker 4: On updating on one side and Sea.
Speaker 9: It's only updating on Why is this anyway? It was disappointing,
Speaker 9: really disappointing for that.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? So obviously I'm I'm a new
Speaker 3: fan to the D's and I kind of got swept
Speaker 3: along and I got to feel like a lot of
Speaker 3: neutrals that don't have a dog in the race of
Speaker 3: who it might be in this weekend's Grand Final. You
Speaker 3: kind of wouldn't have minded if it was D's. It's
Speaker 3: not your team, but you're you're okay with the story
Speaker 3: about the d's going through. So I sit down and
Speaker 3: watch it really excited that the afternoon, and it actually
Speaker 3: felt like a violent assault. It was so quick and brutal.
Speaker 3: It almost took my breath away. The first twenty minutes
Speaker 3: was just like, oh, this is terrible, this is just
Speaker 3: they're totally just steamrolling them.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they I think. I think with Max Gorn that
Speaker 9: said we didn't choke, we would just shit firmly between
Speaker 9: the eyes by w and that's what happened. But you
Speaker 9: talk about story, Christian. When you look at Collingwood who
Speaker 9: played this weekend the Argon, there's four that stand out.
Speaker 9: Mason Cox, yeah, eleven. He debuted in twenty sixteen. He'd
Speaker 9: never seen a football the year prior, which is just
Speaker 9: Extraordinary's only played forty three games. I think USA USA
Speaker 9: on the Grand set. Amazing to think that he's playing
Speaker 9: in a Grand Final. Tyson Goldseek did his knee in
Speaker 9: March and was told he wouldn't categorically play again this year,
Speaker 9: may not play again. You walk into the medical rooms
Speaker 9: on a Tuesday because he had heard he'd been ruled
Speaker 9: out for the VFL. He said, no, no, You've got to
Speaker 9: let me play this weekend. I'm going to play the
Speaker 9: next two BVFL games, then I'm going to play finals.
Speaker 9: He's done that. He's now in the Grand Final after
Speaker 9: being given no chance even by his surgeon and Travis
Speaker 9: Varco lost his sister in the last month his twenty
Speaker 9: seven year olds. He is now playing in the Grand Final,
Speaker 9: which is phenomenal. And then Nathan Buckley. He was written
Speaker 9: off by the majority of journalists and members and fans
Speaker 9: last year. Not all of them, but a good portion
Speaker 9: said that he had to go. He's given twenty three
Speaker 9: years of his forty six year life trying to make
Speaker 9: Collinwood a better team. He played for fourteen years a
Speaker 9: couple of assistant This is seven years a coach, so
Speaker 9: twenty three years of his forty fix trying to get
Speaker 9: Collingwood to win a premiership. He's played in a couple
Speaker 9: of Grand finals, in a losing Grand final who is
Speaker 9: the best on the ground and got the arm Smith Medal.
Speaker 9: He's a story in itself. Not many people spend half
Speaker 9: their life trying to do something. He might just do
Speaker 9: it this weekend and against all the odds when everyone
Speaker 9: was saying he cart coach, He's got to go. Eddie
Speaker 9: maguires to affirm the board stood form, everyone saying bad decision.
Speaker 9: I'll be a bad decision at five point thirty on
Speaker 9: Saturday afternoon would be great.
Speaker 3: See this is what this is where you're brilliant, right
Speaker 3: Hamish Right. I didn't know a lot of this. So
Speaker 3: this weekend I'm now going to be supporting the Pies
Speaker 3: because actually now I've got a reason why to support
Speaker 3: And there's a couple of great stories there and that's
Speaker 3: the reason why you love sports so much. And the
Speaker 3: fact there's no I'm supporting the egos off that they
Speaker 3: absolutely too roll. They broke my heart.
Speaker 9: They killed.
Speaker 3: They didn't they really did. And Eddie's going to be
Speaker 3: playing this weekend as well, isn't he.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great news, you know.
Speaker 9: Yeah he may well gone through the warm up into
Speaker 9: we may come alive that someone goes down Eddie come
Speaker 9: and play in the Ford pocket, ye think?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could seem like a kind of borat kind
Speaker 3: of untage, you know. And what if it is going
Speaker 3: to happen in the brown loads quickly before we bow?
Speaker 3: What do you think is going to happen tonight? I've
Speaker 3: been tipping the same predictions.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, I've been tipping brilliantly. So Tom Mitchell was
Speaker 9: a dollar forty favorite for a reason. Dustin Martin's second favorite.
Speaker 9: So Dustint finished on top last year with thirty six votes.
Speaker 9: Tom Mitchell's third, So the umpire's obviously notice both Maxie Gorne,
Speaker 9: you're a man. No Ruckman has won it since ninety
Speaker 9: two is Scotty Wine, so they don't really notice Ruckman
Speaker 9: as much as the midfielders. And Ketchell clips his fourth
Speaker 9: in line. Now Blue is only won a couple of
Speaker 9: games this year, the ones that you've got to remember.
Speaker 9: If you're thinking about the player from a low ranked team,
Speaker 9: the winning team ninety percent of the time gets the
Speaker 9: three votes, so it's going to be very very hard
Speaker 9: for him. Brodie Grundy's a smoky Clayton Olive has got
Speaker 9: a lot of the football. Whatever I've said probably does
Speaker 9: and makes sense because I said it too quickly. But
Speaker 9: Tom Mitchell I think willin it all right.
Speaker 3: But listen, we catch up with your Thursday ahead of
Speaker 3: this week out A game perfect I enjoyed tonight.
Speaker 1: The Christian who conn will Breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
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Speaker 3: your way there every single morning this week at seven thirty.
Speaker 3: This is how this one works. Jackpost Human Jukebox. This
Speaker 3: guy can do two songs at the same time. That
Speaker 3: means you can sing the words to one song whilst
Speaker 3: doing the melody from another song. It literally melts your brain.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's whether it's not the right
Speaker 3: hemisphere and the left hemisphere short circuiting. It's really really hard,
Speaker 3: all right. So here up this is two songs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to identify both song titles, both artists.
Speaker 3: Have a listen, here's this mornings. Tell me.
Speaker 15: It, ask me your questions.
Speaker 14: Pull.
Speaker 15: Let's go back to back to the stud running into calls,
Speaker 15: in coming up taals. It's on a Sien science ab.
Speaker 3: Use in order guitar. All right, so you've got a guest.
Speaker 3: The two songs or two different songs that you got
Speaker 3: looks to one and you got the other tune to
Speaker 3: another one. We need both. Let's hear it again because
Speaker 3: it is really hard because the way I work, I
Speaker 3: can you can recognize one of them, but the other one.
Speaker 3: You're like, you start to convince yourself it's just one song,
Speaker 3: but it isn't.
Speaker 15: Tell me see christ and ask me your questions. Bull,
Speaker 15: Let's go back to back to the stud running into calls,
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Speaker 3: Right, let's see your guesses then, So we need both songs.
Speaker 3: Titan artists, you know how it works.
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Speaker 3: Ten weeks of tickets. Every morning at.
Speaker 8: Seven thirty am, you'll chance to win tickets to the
Speaker 8: biggest shows in town.
Speaker 3: This week It seven thirty shirt tickets every single morning
Speaker 3: on Gold one A four point three. How do you
Speaker 3: win them? By Jack Bos Human juke Box. This guy
Speaker 3: can do two songs at the same time. No one
Speaker 3: halse nowhether human being can do this. He's actually in
Speaker 3: the Guinness World Records. Jack Post Human juke Box. Two
Speaker 3: songs at the same time. Lyrics words from one song,
Speaker 3: but the tune and the melody of another one. It
Speaker 3: fries your brain. Have a listen. Here's this morning's Tell.
Speaker 15: Me see Chris and ask me your christions. Ull Let's
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Speaker 3: He's honest and science. All right, let's go to the lines.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Carmie, Good morning guys. Morning Carli. Do you
Speaker 3: have a nice weekend? Mate?
Speaker 9: I had a fantastic weekend.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Went to the shows for Jimmy Barnes. Oh wow,
Speaker 3: still great life, awesome, fantastic. So he would be the
Speaker 3: grand I want to say. You're getting ready for her
Speaker 3: this weekend? Are they gonna do? You know what they
Speaker 3: should do? Actually, the final siren at the end of
Speaker 3: the game, it shouldn't be the normal big siren. It
Speaker 3: should be this guy that's it for this ship.
Speaker 4: And he doesn't even need a microphone. He just doesn't
Speaker 4: in the stadium, Oh for sure.
Speaker 3: All right then, and what do you think the two
Speaker 3: songs are?
Speaker 11: I free Falling by Tom Petty and Under the Bridge
Speaker 11: by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Speaker 3: Oh close, but no, cigar, you got one of them.
Speaker 4: It's incorrect, Carly. Sorry, all right, have a.
Speaker 3: Nice week mate, Nice to talk to you, Steph. Good
Speaker 3: one and Steph, Hi, how are going? We're going? Well,
Speaker 3: hope you're as well, mate. That's the call on the show.
Speaker 3: And what do you think the two songs are?
Speaker 11: I think it's under the Bridge by the Red Hot
Speaker 11: Chili Peppers and cold Play the Scientist.
Speaker 3: You got it? Wow, Nicely. I don't know how we
Speaker 3: would get in so quickly. I could only get one.
Speaker 3: I knew it was a chili purper, so I could
Speaker 3: not get the other one. It fries my brain. Steph,
Speaker 3: Why don't you you deserve your shirt tickets? Your big fan.
Speaker 4: You win them for you or I'll probably take my mum.
Speaker 3: Ah bless you. Okay, Well, I hope you both have
Speaker 3: a lovely time. Nough right, thank you so much. Guys
Speaker 3: have a great day and you okay more tickets for
Speaker 3: shirt tomorrow morning. It's seven thirty is ten weeks of
Speaker 3: tickets returns.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three went to win this weekend where the Grands that
Speaker 3: turn I've been kicked to glory in our Grand Final.
Speaker 8: Breakfast Shows Grand Final Brand you kicking.
Speaker 3: So happen over the weekend, Thank you very much too well.
Speaker 3: Everyone had turned up to cheer the Grands on it.
Speaker 3: We were blessed with the weather beautiful beautiful sunny morning
Speaker 3: and out the vu whitn Oval. A lot of you
Speaker 3: came along support the Grands, hung around to a chat afterwards.
Speaker 3: It was lovely to receive so many of you as well.
Speaker 3: The Grands covered themselves in glory, all of them, every
Speaker 3: single one that kicked. You can see what happened. The
Speaker 3: video is up right now on Facebook. Thanks a lot
Speaker 3: for all the comments that you're leaving as well, and
Speaker 3: captures how much fun we had doing it on the day.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you one thing, I'm saying it now. I'll
Speaker 3: definitely do this again next year. Now anyone would bring
Speaker 3: Grands back, but we will also open up to the
Speaker 3: granddads as well. We will do this again. It was
Speaker 3: too much fun not to do it again. Check out
Speaker 3: the video on our Facebook page. O C one four
Speaker 3: three is where you can see it. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much to Pancake Parlor who on board when we do
Speaker 3: early days, when we first started talking about this, before
Speaker 3: we had a venue or anything. They just released their
Speaker 3: brand new kids Men. You can get delicious kids pancakes
Speaker 3: for under nine bucks. So we have a winner. We're
Speaker 3: have to speak to bron win Fife who kicked the
Speaker 3: furthest to shy of thirty meters. She gets a thousand
Speaker 3: dollars a pancake every single week for a year, and
Speaker 3: she's off to a top weekend at the Peninsula Hot Spring.
Speaker 3: She gets to escape to a world of luxury and wellness,
Speaker 3: their big girl Wellness weekend, and she's on the line
Speaker 3: right now. Let's find out how the winner is.
Speaker 10: Good morning, good morning, here you going, Christian.
Speaker 3: I'm very good. How are you? Winner?
Speaker 11: Ah?
Speaker 10: Winner's a grinners say good, nay, really good, really good.
Speaker 10: Still pinching myself off the honestly.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? I hope you had a great
Speaker 3: day because we absolutely loved. It was great meeting you all,
Speaker 3: and you were and all the grounds were superstars. But
Speaker 3: my word, you did not bucket under the big pressure.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 10: Look, my youngest daughter, Stacey, constantly says, if you don't win,
Speaker 10: you're a loser.
Speaker 3: So wow, okay, there's a hard line on that.
Speaker 10: So it was just a case of I had to
Speaker 10: kick last weekend with a couple of young girls across
Speaker 10: the creek, and I thought i'd better have a practice,
Speaker 10: so I had to kick last Sunday and.
Speaker 2: That was it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, So, brun, did you give yourself much of
Speaker 4: a chance going into the event on Saturday?
Speaker 10: I'll be honest with you. I saw it going down
Speaker 10: in the car. Yes, And then when I signed in
Speaker 10: and I saw the distances that some of the other
Speaker 10: grandmothers were riding, I'm thinking of myself, you idiot, what.
Speaker 3: Are you doing? But you've smashed it.
Speaker 10: I don't think my girls would agree with your question
Speaker 10: in that respect. Yeah, ah, look, I was happy. I
Speaker 10: was happy. In the long run. I was a little
Speaker 10: bit concerned. I thought, oh, I don't know whether I've
Speaker 10: got it out there far enough. But no, in the end,
Speaker 10: thirty centimeters may as well be a mile.
Speaker 3: Say yeah, and you did just under thirty meters, not
Speaker 3: thirty centimeters, just in case we're were tuning in going
Speaker 3: they only kicks it one.
Speaker 4: Foot above the next best.
Speaker 3: You did really really well. Winning is winning. And so
Speaker 3: have you spent your money, your thousand bucks to champagne?
Speaker 3: Has that all gone?
Speaker 10: No, the thousand dollars. I made a commitment that if
Speaker 10: I was to win that I would buy my two
Speaker 10: grandsons a swing set for Christmas. So they will both
Speaker 10: get They will both get swing sets.
Speaker 3: That's nice. They're twenty five, by the way, that's really nice.
Speaker 3: Never too old to with your big brother.
Speaker 10: And then obviously the rest of it, the rest of
Speaker 10: it will be spent as a family. We live at
Speaker 10: a small country town called Wilhelm, even which is about
Speaker 10: ten kilometers. How to killmore And yeah, no, we're a
Speaker 10: close family.
Speaker 3: And my mom I could tell meeting your family, tell
Speaker 3: you what they build. You strong out there because the
Speaker 3: leg on you had to kick twice, so we had
Speaker 3: the premium kicks. You did really well, and then you
Speaker 3: kicked it further by just over three meters with your
Speaker 3: second kick. When the pressure is on, you're in the
Speaker 3: top eight with the other ones. You know you're near
Speaker 3: to winning all the big prizes, you kicked it even further,
Speaker 3: which is incredible.
Speaker 10: Different kicks, Christian. First one one that was the standard
Speaker 10: drop plant and it was the case to get the
Speaker 10: score on the board, so to speak in the old
Speaker 10: country terms. And the second one was gopher broke. So
Speaker 10: it was like, well, if the talk works, I'll be right.
Speaker 10: If the talk fails, I'll.
Speaker 9: Look like an idiot.
Speaker 3: Gopher broke. You also almost broke my right hand. Have
Speaker 3: you seen the video? What were you trying? A high five?
Speaker 3: And you did an Aikido move on me?
Speaker 11: That Steven's the goal, Christian.
Speaker 10: My mother's ninety two, and she says, if you're going
Speaker 10: to do something, you do it properly or you don't
Speaker 10: do it at all.
Speaker 3: Why I'm in some sort of lock? And did you
Speaker 3: see yourself on the Channel seven U Saturday night?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 10: Because I actually went with my eldest daughter and her
Speaker 10: partner and my little grandson that I had with me.
Speaker 10: We took into the Melbourne show, so I actually didn't
Speaker 10: see it.
Speaker 3: Now, all right, have I listened to this?
Speaker 9: Is?
Speaker 3: This went out on Channel seven on Saturday night about
Speaker 3: the Grand Final so it was.
Speaker 6: On today for the grandmother with the best kick. More
Speaker 6: than a hundred grannies had to go, putting their kicking
Speaker 6: skills to the test to win the Gold FM Grand Final.
Speaker 6: Some struggled under the pressure, but the winner was Bron
Speaker 6: Win five from Kilmore. Congratulations Granny Bronwao.
Speaker 3: There you go. See you're a megastar now.
Speaker 10: Yeah, good to hear, Good to hear. The Christian Gold
Speaker 10: one o four Pancake Parlor, the blacksmith that made that
Speaker 10: incredible trophy.
Speaker 3: Oh where is it? Where is it? Where did you
Speaker 3: put it? And then you said you've got about forty
Speaker 3: acres out there at the creek.
Speaker 10: It's actually sitting at my back door at the minute.
Speaker 10: But when my mum came over yesterday she said that
Speaker 10: I need to build a special garden and put a
Speaker 10: cold creete slab deck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a heavy door stop at the moment at
Speaker 4: one point five meters made from pure still.
Speaker 10: So well, look, I don't I don't know, but it
Speaker 10: will it'll hold a special place somewhere out in my garden.
Speaker 10: And yeah, my cup as well. So yeah no, but
Speaker 10: so all the sponsors, to the to the people that
Speaker 10: did make the cup at Diamond Valley. Thank you very much.
Speaker 10: And there was a couple Christians that delivered the trophy
Speaker 10: to our place on Saturday afternoon. I have no idea
Speaker 10: who they are.
Speaker 4: As a listener of the show.
Speaker 3: That's incredible.
Speaker 10: Well, it wouldn't fit in the back of my car,
Speaker 10: so they actually offered to bring it to bring it home.
Speaker 3: So I would just amazing. Do you know what. There
Speaker 3: was such a nice bunch that turned up as well.
Speaker 3: We met some weiry really lovely people. We got some
Speaker 3: great listeners and so I'm glad they did that for you. Listen,
Speaker 3: We've got to go, but it was it was a
Speaker 3: joy meeting you. Well done on you win and we're
Speaker 3: definitely going to do it again next year. You should
Speaker 3: get the first kick, I think when we do it
Speaker 3: again next year. Brom Win.
Speaker 11: All right, oh too.
Speaker 10: Big ass back to Bett, isn't it.
Speaker 3: You can do it? You can do it all right,
Speaker 3: take enjoy your winnings. Brom went five.
Speaker 10: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Indeed, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: You know, I should never ever say to a woman
Speaker 3: whenny you do you know, just just assume that she's pregnant.
Speaker 3: I learned a new one over the weekend. Never say
Speaker 3: too when, Oh, thank you for coming down, so you're
Speaker 3: here to kick No, it turns out she wasn't a granny.
Speaker 3: She was here to cheer on her granny and mortally
Speaker 3: offended that I thought it's old enough to be a granny.
Speaker 3: I just had to just wish that the ground would
Speaker 3: eat me up and thank you for coming. I'm jack Post. Now. Listen,
Speaker 3: everyone that came along on work, lots of people came along,
Speaker 3: lots of listeners came along, worked for free. There was
Speaker 3: Dwell the security guard. Let's quickly talk about Dell the
Speaker 3: security guard. A wonderful character. That's what we're going to say,
Speaker 3: wonderful character. But when I turned up, we had an
Speaker 3: oversized high visibility jacket on some plastic children's handcuffs not required.
Speaker 3: And I don't know what's just a game he played
Speaker 3: the night before on his jacket he'd written gold one
Speaker 3: oh four point three in felt tip and he's put
Speaker 3: security guard but in miss spell and I said, what happened?
Speaker 3: They I got drunk last night. That's the kind of guy.
Speaker 3: I weren't looking after me and protecting me. But Darret,
Speaker 3: you you're a legend. You were you were a great
Speaker 3: fun there chatting to everyone with you misspelled security guardsp
Speaker 3: felt just right now. You were faultless. Thank you, absolutely faultless.
Speaker 3: This guy had a big pressure job. Jacket had to
Speaker 3: mark down all these people kicking lots of hundreds of people.
Speaker 3: They are staring us. We had to get this right,
Speaker 3: do them right. It's a proper, legit competition, and you're
Speaker 3: all competitors and in this country, and everything's always a
Speaker 3: game to bet on, so there were high stakes. However,
Speaker 3: as always with you, the concentration span it's a short window.
Speaker 4: Let's just admit that for the length of the game,
Speaker 4: I actually got it right and the measurements were accurate.
Speaker 3: For an hour and four minutes, you were on point.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about the winner's podium when everyone gathered round
Speaker 3: everyone to cheer on. Oh, that's what happens at the
Speaker 3: winner's podium. Apart from one person. The only person who
Speaker 3: received medical treatment on the day, was there any of
Speaker 3: the grands that turned up was you? Because apparently you
Speaker 3: pinched a nerve. He was having a massage from the
Speaker 3: physio there whilst you know I'm saying well done the winner, Bron.
Speaker 3: When here's Bron, when everyone she comes on us her speech,
Speaker 3: you're not even there.
Speaker 4: I did like why somebody came up to me and says,
Speaker 4: Christie wants you to put the medals around Granny's necks
Speaker 4: as they present the awards. I'm not joking. I've done
Speaker 4: something measuring, like running around doing the measurements. I've pinched
Speaker 4: something in my back. I'm going to go over to
Speaker 4: the massage guy and get him to sort it out.
Speaker 3: He had what, Yeah, you had other people doing all
Speaker 3: the bending down. You had the team members doing bending down.
Speaker 4: I was doing a lot of crouching.
Speaker 3: The only person that received medical treatment was.
Speaker 4: Honestly, At some point during it, I was fine. And
Speaker 4: then when we stopped and it started to like I
Speaker 4: started to cool down, I started to notice that my
Speaker 4: back with a little flaw and it was it was
Speaker 4: pinching and I couldn't stretch too well. So I thought,
Speaker 4: rather than get on the podium and leave it linger
Speaker 4: too long, I should sort it out first, urgent.
Speaker 3: Medical who cares about what I require? Oh, indeed, saying
Speaker 3: well done to the winners or any of them, screw them.
Speaker 3: You need a massage. And then we went for a
Speaker 3: quick bite to eat the beer afterwards, and we were
Speaker 3: sort of swapping stories. We were buzzing from this event.
Speaker 3: We loved it so much. And then chant to your
Speaker 3: lovely wife, she's got an afternoon of hard labor at
Speaker 3: your reno, but she's doing all She's dropping you off
Speaker 3: to have another massage.
Speaker 4: I went to the ostia. That's a that's a massage.
Speaker 16: That's a massage, is a professional character cavity insulation, you know,
Speaker 16: hard work in the heat or see you know the husband,
Speaker 16: you're getting another massage.
Speaker 4: I was going to help it about by back again.
Speaker 3: This guy, the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connor breakfast show gold one four point.
Speaker 3: Three beautiful day this morning. Every year I'm lucky enough
Speaker 3: to get what I always consider is an email that
Speaker 3: I'll always remember. Last year on my old radio show
Speaker 3: back in Britain, there was an email inviting me, as
Speaker 3: a dog lover and German shepherd dog lover to come
Speaker 3: down to a police passing out parade of police dogs.
Speaker 3: So they was like a guest of honor that these
Speaker 3: dogs have.
Speaker 4: Been trained fast and they take their graduation day like top.
Speaker 3: Gum, you know, and I got to you don't pin
Speaker 3: medals on them, but you know, you get to sort
Speaker 3: of shake their poor or something. And these beautiful dogs,
Speaker 3: and I absolutely loved it. They put on a display
Speaker 3: and all this. It was great. Now they did to
Speaker 3: jump through.
Speaker 4: The No one made you get a German Shepherd or
Speaker 4: you already had.
Speaker 3: It's been a dream since I was a kid. Seriously,
Speaker 3: get a German Shepherd dog. And then an email came
Speaker 3: in last week. We've been so busy with the grounds
Speaker 3: they're havn't had time to share it with you. Subject
Speaker 3: heading baptizing my pets away. I'm like, I need to
Speaker 3: sit down and open this up, and it requires my
Speaker 3: full focus and attention. Subject heading baptizing my pets. The
Speaker 3: email from a listen called Tim. His wife is keen
Speaker 3: for them to get their pets, which is a dog
Speaker 3: and a cat baptized. I didn't know this was an option.
Speaker 4: I have never heard of.
Speaker 5: I've done it.
Speaker 7: What what did you baptize our old Maremma dog Charlie
Speaker 7: before he died. We had him baptized. There's a local
Speaker 7: church and we're ab sent Thomas's angler. Didn't they do
Speaker 7: it every year? And we did it one year, and
Speaker 7: it was like a Noah's arking there.
Speaker 5: It was hilarious.
Speaker 3: So what they're turning up with because you can't get
Speaker 3: a cat anywhere near waters.
Speaker 5: There's lots of cats in cages, lots of puppies.
Speaker 3: There was a pi dog of them in the cage.
Speaker 5: And even a python. Someone came like a carpet snake
Speaker 5: thing around their neck. I'm serious. And all the all
Speaker 5: the pets get blessed every year.
Speaker 4: So is it dunk the head in or is it tips?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: That don't you put? No, I don't do the water.
Speaker 3: They just do like a blessing to say, because I
Speaker 3: can't even buy I give my dog a bath exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm not picking that up and sticking it's a big
Speaker 3: old head and a poonch.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 5: It was hilarious and the noise in the church was
Speaker 5: really So.
Speaker 3: They do this every year, pats, Yeah, every year.
Speaker 5: They do it at our local church.
Speaker 3: Never heard of it. And how do we know the
Speaker 3: pets want to be baptized. They might be agnostic or
Speaker 3: they might be Jewish.
Speaker 4: You don't know that's true as a baby. I guess though, baby,
Speaker 4: you don't get its permission exactly.
Speaker 3: So do you think more people like you have had
Speaker 3: pets blessed.
Speaker 7: Well, the church was packed to the rafters. I'll tell
Speaker 7: you there were people waiting outside to go in. It's
Speaker 7: it made the news that night.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, this morning, call me up then if you'll
Speaker 3: listen to this. And you already you already know about
Speaker 3: stuff of this because Jack and I had no idea
Speaker 3: we both got dogs. I didn't know it was an
Speaker 3: option to turn up to your local.
Speaker 4: Church and dogs now going straight to hell.
Speaker 3: Yes you know that. You know mom and dad used
Speaker 3: to take that your cattle dog are gone to Heaven.
Speaker 3: Turns out, actually it's actually burning in hell. If it wasn't.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one four point.
Speaker 3: Three so two much. This email I've had famist called
Speaker 3: Tim and the subject having her heading was baptizing my pets.
Speaker 3: He's got cat the dog, and his wife is keen
Speaker 3: to have them baptized. I did not know anything about this,
Speaker 3: nor a Jack Pats has actually had this done for.
Speaker 5: Your an old dog for Charlie Alma Rimmer.
Speaker 4: So why don't you want to get the new dog
Speaker 4: done because.
Speaker 5: He's a mongrel.
Speaker 7: No, he's going straight to doggie hell because he's ripped
Speaker 7: all the fly he's a mongrel this one.
Speaker 5: He's ripped all the flywires off the back of the house.
Speaker 3: But sure, do you still want to get him blessed?
Speaker 5: No, I think he's beyond REDEMPN show.
Speaker 4: This is heartbroat an internity in hell? Is the punishment?
Speaker 3: Is that all it takes you damage? If we go around,
Speaker 3: I spilled some red one in your couch. That's it.
Speaker 3: I'm off to hell.
Speaker 5: You should say, you should say the flywise they're in shreds.
Speaker 3: He's a naughty boy, so he's not going to go
Speaker 3: and get the blessing.
Speaker 13: Not yet.
Speaker 5: He needs to pick up his game.
Speaker 4: I imagine he can get the high windows as well,
Speaker 4: because if you see her husband, he's like a pony.
Speaker 5: Yes, he's beautiful.
Speaker 3: It does look like a pony, right shoes you put
Speaker 3: a sal on that or she can ride him round.
Speaker 3: She tries taking down Royal Melbourn, showing her some money
Speaker 3: with that news pony. We've got Kim on the line.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Hey, good morning Kim, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry I'm still laughing at that house.
Speaker 5: Oh no, he's very, very spoilt believe you me.
Speaker 3: Well, he's not getting the blessing at the font, is he?
Speaker 3: You know, perhaps you're a fundamentalist.
Speaker 11: You know, I love the show. Thanks guys. Yes, I
Speaker 11: had my little Shitsu tearbell blessed at the local Anglican church.
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, so what happens then?
Speaker 11: Well I didn't know about it either, and I saw
Speaker 11: the big sign up blessing of the pits. Apparently they
Speaker 11: do it once a year, and she's a family member
Speaker 11: and we love her so much, and so, you know,
Speaker 11: took her down and you know, she's like my baby
Speaker 11: because unfortunately my husband and I weren't able to have children.
Speaker 11: And it was just people and all the different animals
Speaker 11: in there. It was just really really lovely.
Speaker 3: And so what other animals were there? Came along with
Speaker 3: your shits.
Speaker 11: Oh, there were lots of other dogs. There was a
Speaker 11: guinea pig, there was a rabbit, there was I can't
Speaker 11: remember all the animals now, but there was a big selection.
Speaker 11: And it is so funny because you get lots of
Speaker 11: kids going on too, and all the animals are going
Speaker 11: off and it was great. They did a little puppet
Speaker 11: show at the church.
Speaker 3: It was really cool and what about the noise and smell.
Speaker 11: Oh it's nice. Well, I think most you know, people
Speaker 11: train their pets and there was no smell or anything
Speaker 11: like that.
Speaker 3: It was cool.
Speaker 4: He's right with that. Many dogs surely ones peing on
Speaker 4: the church floor.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's wory about those hyper polished parquet floors. I
Speaker 3: feel so bad if my dog did something on the church.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Let me get down to do clear out. Also,
Speaker 3: I'll do ten hell maryes as well, getting that confession book.
Speaker 11: While we're on the subject of pets, I think last
Speaker 11: week I might have I said to my husband, I
Speaker 11: think they saw me coming because my dog. Speaking of
Speaker 11: Jack's back, she had a bowen therapy session because she's
Speaker 11: got a saw right hip.
Speaker 4: What therapy session?
Speaker 11: Bowen therapy?
Speaker 4: I don't even know what is it? Like in ostio
Speaker 4: or a physio?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that? Is that? Like ray king or that.
Speaker 11: Sort of thing? And I said to my husband after, well,
Speaker 11: how do I know? You know, I can't actually say
Speaker 11: how it was it. Did you enjoy your session? So
Speaker 11: we'll see what happens, whether she stops limping.
Speaker 3: That's incredible. And do you know what anything to do
Speaker 3: with jogs and cats? It costs so much, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: There's nothing you can do it does Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's a good thing. We didn't have kids because
Speaker 11: we wouldn't be able to educate them, couldn't afford it.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, Kim, thank you so much for courding it.
Speaker 3: It was lovely chating to you all right.
Speaker 10: You too, have a lovely day.
Speaker 3: I shake.
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Speaker 3: To Turner, we don't need another hero. Brad Our producer
Speaker 3: just casually wandered over and just went she dead. Turner
Speaker 3: is absolutely fine. I don't want to start speculating about
Speaker 3: anything like that. You just know she's got to looking
Speaker 3: at your phone there, you've got a text on someone's
Speaker 3: at your physio. Is it an ostin path?
Speaker 4: Or bank has just set a message. All it says
Speaker 4: is spotted Bob Bob Murphy Separation Street, heading towards Coburg.
Speaker 3: I have to be honest, this excites me. I've developed
Speaker 3: a bit of a man crush on this guy.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 3: I read his book and I love the book so much.
Speaker 3: Leather Soap. It's a really really different sports book with
Speaker 3: a heart. His story is a heartbreaker one anyway, But
Speaker 3: how did you come across it?
Speaker 4: What made you pick it up?
Speaker 3: Do you know what? Load of people recommended it said
Speaker 3: it's a really good read. So you know, I got
Speaker 3: into it and very very quickly, you just I just
Speaker 3: liked the guy, and obviously you know about him more
Speaker 3: than idea right straight away. I got a feel for
Speaker 3: the guy. The opening couple of pages he mentioned how
Speaker 3: much he loves the Stones and Bruce Springsteen. I'm like,
Speaker 3: sob Brothers whatever the rest of his books like you
Speaker 3: can do wrong. And then it's a he's a really
Speaker 3: gifted writer. And you can definitely tell he's got Irish
Speaker 3: in him as well. He's got a real way with
Speaker 3: words that a lot of all sports ghosts written books,
Speaker 3: and that his is in ghost You can tell he's
Speaker 3: written because he's a really good columnist as well. And
Speaker 3: so I like the book so much. I actually loved it.
Speaker 3: You don't normally read a book, and we you know,
Speaker 3: we were in NUSA did the weekend. Normally, I finished
Speaker 3: it while I was up there. You just leave it
Speaker 3: behind because you don't want to put it in a suitcase.
Speaker 3: But I liked it so much. I actually brought it
Speaker 3: back because it's one of those books I want to keep.
Speaker 4: Is it hardcover or paperback?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'll ask to borrow it. But I don't want
Speaker 4: the hard cover.
Speaker 3: It's a hard copy. Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: When I was in the shop, I said, lady, oh,
Speaker 3: have you got some paperbacks? It's not out. It's not
Speaker 3: out of paperback yet? Was that?
Speaker 4: Why do they do that?
Speaker 3: Because they want to make more money, so they do
Speaker 3: the original run for not all books get a hard back,
Speaker 3: but it feels like a book from another time doesn't
Speaker 3: almost got a hard back because actually I don't want
Speaker 3: to sound a bit you know, weak here, but when
Speaker 3: it's in your back back, the hard edges.
Speaker 4: Digging in the corner. I don't like a hard egg
Speaker 4: and it's not as easy to hold. I like to
Speaker 4: sort of fold the pages. Yeah, not follow him in half?
Speaker 3: So break it. But the lack of flexibilities harmed that
Speaker 3: that book industry, I think with the hubbit. So you
Speaker 3: seriously not going to read it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Readly when it comes out in paperback. I'm looking forward
Speaker 4: to it. I do love bub Murphy.
Speaker 3: Well, do you want me to sort of like get
Speaker 3: some sandpaper to smooth off the.
Speaker 4: Edge, just read the cover off on it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Time for this, warnings at work time waste this Cardinals
Speaker 3: from a listener are actually called Steve. If you've ever't
Speaker 3: got any ideas you want us to do for the
Speaker 3: time waster, shoot me an email Christian at god one
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Speaker 3: this one over the weekend. He admits he was trunk,
Speaker 3: but I think is inspired condiment bands. So your sources
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Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm sitting on gold or bronzes
Speaker 3: or nothing.
Speaker 4: Do you like to start with your worst of packet
Speaker 4: in the middle.
Speaker 3: Put it in the back? I like to start strong,
Speaker 3: get worse the show.
Speaker 4: We did start strong smart.
Speaker 3: I thought six o'clock, ride out the gates and right
Speaker 3: out there now just tail him down, to be honest,
Speaker 3: Lady Tatar, Lady Gaga took me a second. Very good though, yeah, uh, Chammy, Vinaigrette.
Speaker 4: Very good.
Speaker 3: That's gold. That's a smart onemy Vinaigrettes, because that's that
Speaker 3: deserves more. Picker Lily Allen, Picker Lily.
Speaker 4: Allen, don't know pick Lily, you.
Speaker 3: Don't know, you don't know Picculi its Lily Girk and
Speaker 3: I guess you kind of call it. You know. Uh,
Speaker 3: you won't get this one either, because that had to
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Speaker 3: that Coles and Woolworths both stopped them. Katie Perrin's was
Speaker 3: the sauce Parents is a brand of magnificently. It's the
Speaker 3: greatest brand of the sauce.
Speaker 4: K Perry Perry sauce.
Speaker 3: Oh nice, you can have that one. Soy, George, I'm
Speaker 3: back on, back in and now I don't worry kids.
Speaker 3: It was just a brief flip and then Strong finished
Speaker 3: with justin BBQ sauce. Justin BBQ sauce I've got. Do
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Speaker 3: do this. I'm not gonna do it. It's so bad,
Speaker 3: it's no no, actually, it will damage the show's ratings.
Speaker 4: You've already got points for doing something.
Speaker 3: Simon and garlic mayonnaise. Oh jeez, you asked me. I
Speaker 3: didn't warn you. You made me. Someone opened the studio window.
Speaker 3: I've just stunk it up in here. All right? What
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Speaker 4: Do you know the austrain band sneaky sound system? All right,
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Speaker 4: the Rocky I got John Mayo, nice Veggie, Mighty Mighty Bostones.
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Speaker 1: I think they're winning the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three?
Speaker 3: All right about it? Mark, you're at work time wasters.
Speaker 3: See what you've got? Condoment bands is what we've got today?
Speaker 3: Best when we get today, you don't see a great movie.
Speaker 3: Everyone's raving about this new Ryan Gosling movie, First Man Experienced.
Speaker 3: One giant Leap into the Unknown with First Man comes
Speaker 3: out on October the eleventh. We've got a pair of
Speaker 3: tickets to go and see that. All right, Condiment Vans
Speaker 3: you ready to march at I'm ready all right. Jackson
Speaker 3: Brown Sauce, Silver Humor, Rick Astley, But it's very clever,
Speaker 3: gold well done. Hugg he's a huge he works here.
Speaker 4: Do we think he's finally got your know every day terrible.
Speaker 4: Then he comes in and then tells us about the
Speaker 4: one that didn't get to.
Speaker 3: You know, I make out that I never saw it,
Speaker 3: but now he comes in with it. That's a brilliant one,
Speaker 3: Tumor Rick Asley. But now that what if it's heart
Speaker 3: recos that wasn't me. It's a different guy.
Speaker 4: Different.
Speaker 3: There's another Huggy out there. There's only one hug by
Speaker 3: the way. Look at you might. You might be driving
Speaker 3: through Richmond one afternoon you will see him in a
Speaker 3: Yaris with a smashed indoor like Fred Flintstone.
Speaker 4: What color should we look out for?
Speaker 3: How about the pet shop savoys? What's a savoy sausage,
Speaker 3: isn't it?
Speaker 5: No, it's a biscuit.
Speaker 3: Oh is it biscuit?
Speaker 4: Put on market. I'll let us spice through, but not
Speaker 4: a not a biscuit.
Speaker 3: Uh Jjon Farnham.
Speaker 4: That's a golden syrup.
Speaker 3: Very nice, Anthony Greensborot, well done for that, Dijon Farnham.
Speaker 3: Philly Joel Billy Ones always tickled me. I don't know why,
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Speaker 3: That's a gold I think this one's great too. Soy Orbison, that's.
Speaker 4: Good, but I still like Soy George from you. That's
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Speaker 3: Silver Herbie Tough Cold Sore Chisel better silver plus. Calvin
Speaker 3: Savage Girkins, I hate name for a brand of Gerkins
Speaker 3: and Savage Gerkins.
Speaker 4: That's a golden syrup World and Ronny Hot Chocolate sauce. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 3: I couldn't come up one for the great sauce. We
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Speaker 4: Very good, very good. Golden syrup that is very good.
Speaker 3: Vicky smart work, Huti and the Blowfish Sauce Fish sauce.
Speaker 3: Sorry listeners.
Speaker 4: One of the listeners down on at the Grand Final
Speaker 4: on Saturday said, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 4: He gave a raspberry to one of my time. He
Speaker 4: was the the homemade security guard, Darryl. He was no
Speaker 4: threat to anyone, but he had his plastic handcuffs and
Speaker 4: plastic baseball.
Speaker 3: Not just that anna whistle. He really did Midnight Midnight Midnight.
Speaker 4: OnLive Oil Yeah, standing bronze always encouraged.
Speaker 3: Bon Dylan Oates.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Dyl and Oates?
Speaker 4: Oh deal and it's another spice, Come on you that
Speaker 4: the only one through I did. Music stopped dramastically right
Speaker 4: on the cusp of the funds gone out of the game.
Speaker 4: It's a bronze and one last one. That's great, that's
Speaker 4: a golden syrup. That's our winner of the tickets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well done Collette.
Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Shows Grand Final.
Speaker 3: Said, brand you kick it. Yes, video is up now
Speaker 3: you can see all the grands in kicking glory from
Speaker 3: our Grand Final over the weekend ron when winner just
Speaker 3: kicking shy of thirty. All the grands did brilliantly the
Speaker 3: vu whitn Oval. We got to thank them for making
Speaker 3: us feel so welcome. They let us just wander around
Speaker 3: wherever we wanted on them. You know, all the worry
Speaker 3: we had about the groundsman and he wouldn't that skydive
Speaker 3: fare there? And your dad is a confident fellaw ain't he?
Speaker 4: What do you say?
Speaker 14: Wow?
Speaker 3: Your dad just rolled up right and I had a
Speaker 3: little bit of chat with him. He's a charming man.
Speaker 3: And I said, how far do you think they're going
Speaker 3: to kick it? No one will kick it over thirty,
Speaker 3: I said, I'll see where Jack gets the optimism from.
Speaker 3: And then to show his mighty sporting Croweses just suddenly
Speaker 3: starts roosting balls despite where it's setting up.
Speaker 4: I needed someone kicking balls. I could practice the measuring.
Speaker 4: I'm sure it didn't need to be a my dad.
Speaker 4: It could be one of the many people working on
Speaker 4: the team.
Speaker 3: But your old man's got a really good on him
Speaker 3: as well. It was who's in it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he really wants to do a grandpa version next.
Speaker 3: Well then, yeah, you and ban can you do? Gus?
Speaker 3: Hurry up? Yes, we've got there's time renovating, more time.
Speaker 5: Yes, doing the lagging, getting busy in the lagging.
Speaker 3: If you say any any word in a certain way,
Speaker 3: it sounds rude, doesn't lagging? Were you.
Speaker 11: Do?
Speaker 5: You need a lesson on the birds and the base
Speaker 5: check does?
Speaker 3: Remember the other day when we got into it Perats
Speaker 3: he had no idea about the women's eggs and stuff
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: I know, I think you need age immaications all right, Oh,
Speaker 4: I've definitely never lagged anyone to my knowledge.
Speaker 3: All right, so some of the thank yous. We need
Speaker 3: to obviously, Pancake Pilot, thank you very much for being
Speaker 3: our match day sponsor. Someone I've learned from the adverts
Speaker 3: that we have on this station at the moment, we
Speaker 3: need an official tire of next year's Grand Final as well.
Speaker 3: How does the NRL have that? Don't they the official
Speaker 3: tile the final?
Speaker 4: We need a tire both the AFL and the NRL
Speaker 4: can squeeze in a spotter.
Speaker 3: We need to learn from this. We took it too easy.
Speaker 3: Rachel from Diamond Valley Trophy Center. Every single gran who
Speaker 3: came along and took part got a lovely medal as well,
Speaker 3: and then there was an amazing cup that bron Win
Speaker 3: the winners got as well. I mean really looked very
Speaker 3: very expensive.
Speaker 4: She walked away with two trophies, really a big cup
Speaker 4: and of course the trophy that Daniel made from steel
Speaker 4: out Australia one point five meters made from steel.
Speaker 3: Currently outside of our back porch. Jane from Peninsula Hot
Speaker 3: Springs for the winners prizes. Yeah, Bronwin got a weekend
Speaker 3: treat there. The other seven that made it into the
Speaker 3: top eight grannies they all get treats as well from
Speaker 3: Peninsula Hot springs me are from Thirsty Camel for all
Speaker 3: the prizes and at of exhibit boots for myself as well.
Speaker 3: They're tucked into over the week.
Speaker 4: Oh there's meant to be gift bags for everybody who came,
Speaker 4: but some of the grannies took it away more than
Speaker 4: one for themselves.
Speaker 3: One granny was seen leaving with four boost bags and
Speaker 3: not joking. I could will it down to like three
Speaker 3: or four suspects, couldn't you. Oh yeah, well I would
Speaker 3: fire as likely characters. Friend of mine's a detective and
Speaker 3: he always refers to that as likely characters. Also, Liz,
Speaker 3: thank you the orange the oranges. This radio station is
Speaker 3: so tight. We're coding at fourth count for one hundred oranges.
Speaker 3: So thank you to Liz from Office Fruit Group for
Speaker 3: the oranges. I didn't see them, haven't any They didn't
Speaker 3: want the oranges, They left them all there. They were
Speaker 3: stealing moves from us grand larceny. John and David from
Speaker 3: Rojo Pacific for the breakthrough banner. Yep, the banner was
Speaker 3: was great as well. Also Kylie the medic for the
Speaker 3: emergency services they're only required for Jack Werner for having
Speaker 3: to take the cut back to Bronwin's house, pull the
Speaker 3: sky and over for the offer of jumping out the
Speaker 3: plane with the ball next year. Next year, we'll definitely
Speaker 3: do that. Buddy. Samantha from Data Entry pats his friend.
Speaker 5: She did a great No, she did a great job.
Speaker 4: You have said there was three of you marking all
Speaker 4: the scores. You said there was one person in that group.
Speaker 5: No, it was moving very fast. As I said before,
Speaker 5: we had to make sure.
Speaker 3: Massive pulled out meltdown. They had men. You had a
Speaker 3: melt down there, you did.
Speaker 4: He said, one person in the grove. Oh, Sam wasn't.
Speaker 3: Coming out. Yeah, Terry and Darryl from the Security services.
Speaker 4: Security services makes it sound like they're throwing actual business.
Speaker 4: He does security. These are just two guys.
Speaker 3: Daryl's that go misspelled the word security as well on
Speaker 3: the back of his jacket because then I quote he
Speaker 3: got drunk the night before. And then finally Wendy for
Speaker 3: assisting with the orange. All right, thanks everyone.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one O four point three.
Speaker 3: Title today's show. We were talking about Magpies today, and
Speaker 3: I don't mean the Pies football team, actual Magpies that
Speaker 3: I was sort of saying how title of today's show
Speaker 3: is hallo mister Magpie. Is that there's a thing traditionally
Speaker 3: if you see one, it's an omen of bad up,
Speaker 3: which is wife you go hello, mister magpie. You make
Speaker 3: friends with him. He won't give you some bad juju.
Speaker 4: The hierarchy for you is Magpie's at the top, humans underneath.
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, yes. And you were telling me that magpies
Speaker 3: recognize you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we had an expert on the news last week
Speaker 7: and they do. They will pick on a certain person.
Speaker 7: They'll remember them. They've got a good memory, apparently, so
Speaker 7: they know.
Speaker 3: There's no way, No, they can't with that tiny bird brain.
Speaker 3: There is, guys, let's get him, get him.
Speaker 5: Apparently they do. It's true.
Speaker 4: Well that's what we would say. Why they've not swoopt
Speaker 4: Christian because they remember it when they passed over.
Speaker 3: And listen, a friend of ours is coming over and
Speaker 3: start a new life, so don't on him. He's a
Speaker 3: friend of the magpies. You've seen him. He will greet
Speaker 3: you with a hello, mister Magpie.
Speaker 1: The Christian who Conwell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three